by Dr. Susan Block What an intense Scorpio birthday weekend, packed with passion, beauty, horror, outrage and ecstasy. Intensity and passion are marks of the sign of Scorpio, symbolized by the scorpion who stings as well as the dove who makes peace. It’s a Bonoboville special celebration of Scorpio LIFE… with death always somewhere around the corner, just a madman’s gunshot, a fiery gust of climate-changed wind or a heart attack away.

by Dr. Susan Block. I broadcast most of this show in the dark. It’s kind of freaky. There we are, all set to broadcast when, about a minute before showtime, all the power goes out, not just in the little Love Church of the Bonobo Way, not just in the new Village of Bonoboville—but in the whole goddamn neighborhood! No, I will not tell you which neighborhood. The Dr. Susan Block Show is broadcast live every Saturday night from an undisclosed location somewhere in Greater L.A.

by Dr. Susan Block. We title this show before it starts, but the name fits, albeit in a different way than we first imagine. Actually, my able assistant Sunshine McWane comes up with the name. I come up with “Hot & Intimate” because we’re having a heat wave, and we don’t have guests, so it feels hot and intimate. “Oh yeah, ‘Hot & Intimate’ sounds great,” says Sunshine. “But how about ‘Hot & Bothered’?” Since I’m not really attached to my own ideas, and I like that name even better, “Hot & Bothered” it is.

by Dr. Susan Block. From bondage to mommy fantasies, mass shootings to massage, incel therapy to sex worker law, from love to war and back to love, this show features the delightful kinkster couple Sara Vibes and Desiree Soto, my adorable assistant Sunshine McWane, my beloved Capt’n Max, and of course, me, your Love Doctor, your Irreverend of the little Love Church of The Bonobo Way in Bonoboville, your Mistress of the Airwaves, your Mother Confessor.

by Dr. Susan Block. It’s still LGBTQ Pride Month, and I am a walking, talking, licking, sucking rainbow of love. Shout-out to the amazing Texas Geyser of Desire, bisexual squirting MILF Queen Deauxma, for giving me my slinky gay pride scarf. However, like many, I have noticed that Pride has gone corporate, and I have mixed feelings about that.

by Dr. Susan Block Live from the Womb Room Sanctuary of the little Love Church of Bonoboville, Self-Love September climaxes with sexy FemDoms and funny FemComs coming together to give Lying Crying Kavanaugh the spanking he so richly deserves, expose Trump’s Mario Kart Yeti-pubed toadstool peepee, engage in beautiful boobalicious Bonoboville Communion and give a lucky caller a big bonoboesque incel orgasm. Sapiosexual Commedia Erotica and intensive Erotic Theater Therapy for the Trumpocalypse at its finest!

by Dr. Susan Block Kinky sex and comedy are two of our favorite things, so it’s great to have a kinkster/porn star and a comedian as our featured guests on DrSuzy.Tv. Plus the comedian is funny, and the porn star is sexy (which isn’t always the case), so it’s a double bonus show… with it’s own very special “Forbidden Photographs.”

by Dr. Susan Block. Post-Trump Sex Disorder is raging across America. Most of this show is devoted to our featured guest, Andre Mulligan, a comedian who used to be a stripper, and the riveting story of his life that pours forth like a series of “true confessions.” But no, he insists, he most certainly does not have Post-Trump Sex Disorder. Good for Andre. But a lot of other people do, so I have a good rant about how tRump and his swamp-creature cronies are continuing to ruin sex in all its many splendored glories.

It’s the first Saturday night of Self-Love September which is, according to the Internet, more about noble ideals of self-improvement than the earthy reality of self-pleasure. This may be because the monthly designation has only been around for a few years (in contrast, May as Masturbation Month goes back to 1994), or it may be because endorsing the benefits of solo sex is still very taboo. I understand “self-love” means a range of different things. One common #SelfLoveSeptember maxim is to “accept that although we will always be less than perfect, we are works in progress that deserve to be loved.” Fair enough, though kind of banal. Moreover, in my not-so-humble opinion, if self-love doesn’t include a little quality masturbation time (which could include mutual masturbation, if you have a lover), you’re not fully loving yourself.

by Dr. Susan Block. It’s the second Saturday night of Self-Love September 2019 and, though the Internet imbues the month with exalted ideals of self-esteem, here on DrSuzy.Tv, we feel self-love needs a little self-pleasure to be fully loving and esteeming of the body, mind and soul. So let’s hear it for playing “strokemon,” beating the bishop, polishing the pearl, wanking, fapping and my fave, Firing the Surgeon General. Ah, dear Dr. Joycelyn Elders, if only, instead of making you resign, Bill Clinton had listened to you and just masturbated instead of spilling his presidential seed all over that blue dress, we might all be in a better place.