Squirting LUPERCALIA 2020

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bonobos sapiens, whippers and snappers, floggers and floggies, heart-shaped butts, ancient history nuts. Yes, indeed, all you children is sex, and we are all children of sex. With a capital X, can I get an amen?

Can I get an A? Women. Romans, country women, lend me your ears. I come to bury Valentine's Day, not to praise it.

Sorry to mangle Shakespeare's words, but here's the deal. Valentine's Day, yeah, is fake news, concocted by the early Catholic Church, enhanced by Hallmark, and sweetened by seas, and aided and abetted by Amazon, of course, based upon a sexless fairy tale starring Saint Valentine.

Yes, indeed, Saint Valentine, as you can imagine, was a celibate Christian priest, arrested for unlawfully marrying young couples in evil pagan Rome. So goes the fairy tale. While imprisoned, Valentine healed his jailer's blind daughter, and they fell in love.

Sexless love, of course, and this was the church that made this up, and before he was executed on February 14th, he left that jailer's daughter a farewell note, which she could now see, having been healed by his saintly ophthalmological skills. And he signed it, your Valentine.

Oh, yes, what a touching story of chaste ideals, befitting the high holiday of hopelessly romantic love. The ideal is the enemy of the real, as Captain Max has long said. And yes, in reality, there were several Christian martyrs named Valentine, and there's really no evidence that any of them actually healed their jailer's daughter, and certainly none

of them composed a farewell note. So, you know, that's all fake news. However, however, the ideal is more marketable than the real. At least according to Hallmark de Beers, C's, Amazon, and Bloomberg.

Even though it could give you a toothache, well, cost you three paychecks, or drive you crazy just trying to order an Uber Eats romantic dinner like we did last night. We did finally get it, and it was good. And I'm all for romance, and I've got the almost 28-year-old marriage certificate

and the ring to prove it. And I love the roses and the orgasms that my Valentine gave me on Valentine's Day. I do, I'm kind of a romantic. But, you know, reality is that Valentine's Day disguises and sanitizes.

And commercializes the original primal pagan holiday of the heart. Yes, the heart, which isn't really here. It's another place that we'll talk about in a moment. But that holiday is called Lupercalia.

Can I get an amen? Can I get an amen? Hey, women, can I get an amen? Lupercalia is a heartfelt feast for all the senses, including your sense of history. Yes, indeed.

So, as you can see by my horny horns, I am channeling the spirit of pan. Great horny, horny Greco-Roman goat god of the wild. And pan is also called Lupercus by the Romans, also Faunus. But this holiday is called Lupercus for Lupercalia.

And pan is the patron saint of the bonobos. Yes, indeed. Whose Latin classification is Paniscus. Yes, indeed.

And actually, just in case you don't know, Valentine's Day is now World Bonobo Day, if you're listening to us live. It's World Bonobo Day weekend. Again, so happy World Bonobo Day, but not being very bonobo-esque. The early church turned poor horny, horny pan into the devil.

Yes, and the rest is satanic history. But tonight, pan reincarnates as bonobo pan. Yeah. And if you use your imagination, if the social media demons haven't already vaporized what's left of your imagination,

our cave-like womb room will be transformed into the womb-like cave of the Lupercal via the amazing, transformative power of the erotic theater of the mind. Yes, indeed. So, gather around your screens. And if you're feeling frisky and into history, well, I'll tell you a story.

Now, I'm going to start with the star of the Lupercalia story. And that would be, of course, the Luper. Now, if you don't know a Luper from Aleppo, well, Luper in Latin means she-wolf. And our Luper is played once again.

She is reprising her award-winning role. She is a multiple Susie award winner, Rhiannon Arons. And a multiple Susie award winner is multiple orgasms, maybe, but it's a close call. Yes, yes, all of it, all of it.

You've won awards for your orgasms. You've won awards for your MFA intelligence and your creativity. And just, yeah, you're our most well-rounded kingster. Thank you, always a pleasure.

Right, and I see you've got your fur there ready for wolf characterization. That I do. Very good. And since you're going to be the wolf soon, I'm going to ask you right now how you do in Rhiannon.

I'm great. I've been really busy. What are you busy on? I now own part of a production company in Canada called Maximum Absorbency Incorporated.

I love it. Just the first syllable is max. That's true. So, you know, that's very important.

Absorbency. Yes, very good. So that's great. We can't wait to see what Academy Awards you win.

Let's hope. But remember, your first awards were Susie awards. And the best awards. And always the best awards.

Nobody else is going to give you awards for being a well-rounded kingster. So, she is going to be the looper very shortly, Rhiannon. But I also want to introduce our other two main characters of our looper callious story, who are twin brothers.

Yes. And since we seem to only have girls tonight. Well, you know, it's Valentine weekend in addition to being Valentine weekend. So, the other two main characters are two brothers.

And you might have heard of them from your ancient Roman history classes. Romulus and Remus. And they are the sons of Mars. And that's the god of war.

Not very Bonobo, but, you know, Rome wasn't very Bonobo. I mean, they were pretty war-like. And Queen Rea Silvia, daughter of King Numitur of Alba Longa. So, tonight, we are going to have our Romulus played by our own Sunshine.

Who's, yep, you're going to play Romulus first. And then you're going to be the sacrificial goat. Right now I'm just a kid with a cleft lip. Yeah, you are a kid with a cleft lip.

Right. So, that's cool. So, you're going to be Romulus. And we have somewhat new, a virgin to the Dr. Susan Block show. We are so excited, oh my God, that we have Charlie Zizix.

Yes, erotic entertainer. Yes, you can stand up and show off that great outfit. Beautiful, tall body. Oh, yes, Charlie Zizix.

Oh, yeah, you know, that's, asses are very important for Percalia, as we will soon discover. It's after all about floggers, not flowers. Although I like flowers.

I like both. Yeah, both. We're going to, we can maybe flog you with flower. So, I like your green hair too. Matches our backdrop.

And how are you doing tonight? I'm doing really good, yeah. I've had a good weekend. Yeah. Gallentine's weekend.

You did, you had a Gallentine's. Yeah, I did. I had like a big hosted party at my house with a bunch of friends. So, that was exciting. All right, yes.

Gallentine's days. Technically the day before Valentine's Day, but we celebrated all weekend. Yeah, why not celebrate it like, all the time? And how about Valentine's Day?

That was yesterday. Yeah, Valentine's Day. I went to like a show. I went out to a concert.

I guess that's romantic. I was my partner and some friends. With your partner, okay. And some friends.

Well, I like that that's communal. Very good. And how about you? I didn't ask you.

Do you have a good Valentine's, Gallentine's? Yeah, I did. You know, we just had dinner with Chef Johnny. All right, Chef Johnny.

Excellent. We had oysters. Yeah. Nice. That's very sexy.

It was. Wadley, aphrodisiac. I think it's mainly the eating of the oysters that's aphrodisiac. I don't know about the zinc taking effect right away.

I think it's all of it, you know. It is very close to cunnilingus eating oysters. That's exactly what she was saying last week. Hopefully your pussy doesn't taste like an oyster.

But the texture is oyster-like. Worst things a pussy could taste like. That's true. Definitely.

Definitely could. My Valentine's Day. My Valentine's Day. How was your Valentine's Day?

My friend, she's visiting me and we had Gallentine's and she got me this poop. It's the cutest poop. You know.

Yeah. And we got like way too drunk last night and we went to strip club knockouts. All right.

Yeah. Okay. Well, I'm glad people are having interesting Valentine's Day. And getting pooped.

But wait until you get a load of lubricalia. Yeah. So. I'm excited for lubricalia.

So, lubricalia is, it begins really with a mean guy. Kind of like this guy. He should be gagged with a heart. But anyway, this guy is named Amelius.

Amelius. Amelius. Okay. Evil Uncle Amelius.

And our evil Uncle Amelius is supposed to be played by Captain Max, who actually is from Rome. He was born in Rome. And so Max, are you ready for your star turn as mean old Uncle Amelius?

Sooner pronto. Sooner pronto. Okay. And so what we need is two people.

So you're going to be Romulus and Remus. And now I need two volunteers. If you're afraid to be on camera, you can wear a mask. I have masks.

But to be the Tiber River. Okay. We have to have this Tiber River. So you being my, yeah, but you got to be in the Tiber River.

So we need, we need people to play the Tiber River. Can two people be voluntold? Voluntold. No, no, no.

Not him. No. Somebody else. Harry, how about being Tiber River?

You have been voluntold. You got to be the River shifter. River. And it would be nice.

Let's see. We need to have somebody else on the other end. Oh, Anna. Anna.

Yes, yes, yes. Anna is going to be the other end of the Tiber River. So pull, pull them. Here's the river.

They're long as possible. And now my two Romulus and Remus. Captain Max, who is going to be mean old uncle Amulius, is going to toss the two children, Romulus and Remus,

into the Tiber River. Do you have your little Romulus and Remus? I have my children. You have your children?

Oh, look, he's here. Okay, so you can play part of the river. Okay, Harry, give up your part. Okay, so yes, you're going to be a river.

So this is Juicy May. We're very excited to have Juicy May. Juicy May. Or actually Juicy May could be Romulus.

You be the river. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I be the river? Yeah, you be the river.

And Juicy May, you're going to be a bigger part, which is Romulus. You're my twin. And so Captain Max, as Amulius,

you're going to throw the children, Romulus and Remus, into the Tiber River. This is prehistoric Roman infanticide or birth control. It's rough.

The river is rough tonight. Tonight the river is rough and is a good time to take those children and throw them in the river. You dirty rats.

That's so mean. Look at that. He's going, oh, he fell out of the river. That's okay.

Put that child back in the river. All right, there's the other one. All right. And I'll take care of the future generations.

All right, so now I would like my Romulus. Romulus is played by Jenny May. And Remus is Charlie Zizix. You're going to get under the river.

Under the river. Yes, yes, as though you're in the river. Get, get in the river. Okay.

So get under there. Just, yeah, get off, crawl around. Hello. And of course your clothes get a little knocked off

under the river. Yeah, because you're in the river. So now my Facebook camera cannot see their clothes getting knocked off.

So let's have some clothes getting knocked off a little bit. Yeah, you know, like the top. But Facebook camera, don't show that. Facebook camera.

Yeah. Don't show that. Help me. Okay.

So now they're, they're, they're just, and as they're, they're sort of drowning, they're kind of drowning in the river. The wolf is going to be on the edge of the river.

Yes. The looper is there. Little wolf. And the looper of course has big teats.

Yes. And since the Facebook camera is not watching now, I can't tell. No.

Okay. So we can show the teats of the great wolf. Show your great teats. The lovely natural teats that are going to suckle

are heroes who are actually heroines. And here they are. They are going to be rescued by the wolf. Now you rescue them and bring them up with the

bonobos onto here. And you can suckle on the teats of the great milk wolf, the looper. And interestingly, looper is the word for wolf in

Latin. And the word lupa also means sex worker. How about it? And so this is the great wolf milf.

I'm not sure what this says about how Romans and their animals behave together. But I do bet that some of those Tuscan shepherds got their calcium straight from the teat.

Yes indeed. As they are now. Romulus and Remus. So beautiful.

Opening their big sacred sex worker wolf's furry coat and sucking on her nourishing natural teats. Yes.

More into oral passion than passionate oratory right now. But they are growing up. They are growing.

Wolves are great nurturing mothers. We love wolves. And there are some people that have been raised by wolves.

No doubt. And that's okay. I mean, in fact, maybe some of the best people have been raised by wolves.

Because wolves are so loving. And, you know, save the wolves. They've now taken them off the endangered species list.

And they should be on always. So they grow up. Romulus and Remus. They look like adults now.

And they, yeah, they look like adults. They grew up. And so the lovely wolf can now sit down over here on the edge right here.

And Romulus and Remus are now grown up. So you can stand up. Are they twins? Well, you know, they're kind of...

Yeah, they're twins. They're twins, yeah. They're not identical. I mean, they're not identical twins.

They're not identical mates. Yeah, yeah. Let's show one boob. One boob each.

One boob each. Right. This is sort of like the Amazon women of ancient Greek...

You have too many boobs. Okay, two boobs. Okay, whatever amount of boobs you wish. Okay, and we need a microphone for her.

You hold the microphone. We're getting one. We're getting one. Hold on to that one.

Okay. Do that one. Yes, she's good. She's mic'd.

So, Romulus. Hi. Hey. Don't switch microphones, please.

Don't switch microphones, please. Thank you. Okay. So, Romulus and Remus grow up

and vow revenge on their evil... On you. Great uncle Amulius. That would be...

Oh, my mummy. That's right. Of course I find no ways to don't. Right.

And they kill him. Kill him. They kill uncle Amulius. Can you put his dick back in his mouth?

But since uncle Amulius is doing camera... Oh, he's not anymore. He's liberated himself. Oh, are you going to be spanked now?

No, he's not going to be spanked. Okay. So, we're going to spank our presidents right here. Spank that president.

Spank that president. Bad president. And, see, we spank instead of killing here on the Dr. Susan Block show,

or in this case, we're flogging, flogging the hog that is this... Such a hog. Criminal, corrupt president

who's worse than mean old uncle Amulius because he not only kills a couple of children, he kills and cages so many children. And by the way, check out my piece on Rush Limbaugh

in Counterpunch because he's the king of creeps even if this mean old uncle Trump gave him the Medal of Freedom and now he is gagged.

He doesn't deserve to be called uncle. That is the only way he is allowed to be in Bonoboville under gag order with sun shines, Valentine red,

or I should say, Lupercalian red, penis, balloon. Rah, rah, rah, rah, rah. Flogging.

Oh, I see you got some big floggers. By the way, these are juxt-leather and this is a juxt-leather big flogger here. Perfect for Lupercalian.

I don't have a lot of room, but let's give them, whoops, a big flogging here and here and here, flog those balls.

All right. And we'll be using these floggers later. But now that our two brothers, you can sit down here for a moment

by the wolf. After all, you never left your mother the wolf and she nurtures you whenever you need to supple. And so they give the city of Alba Longa

back to their mother, Queen Rea Sylvia and her grandfather, King Numitor. But they decide being sort of entrepreneurial young men that they would like to found a new city

and so they find seven hills and they create this new city. And as they start to create it, being sons of Mars and not bonobos,

they fight. You want to fight? You want to fight? Not really.

I mean, don't hurt each other. Yeah, you too. Okay, so you're going to fight and they're actually fighting over a fence

or you could call it a wall. Yeah, and fighting over a fence or you could call it a wall. But in any case, as they're fighting

and, you know, they... Like for real? Well, they're fighting for real but you guys, I mean,

actually Romulus kills Remus. It's terrible. So you kill me. Yes.

And so wait, but you're not going to really kill Remus. You're going to spank Remus or flog Remus.

You could take one of these floggers and Remus, you're going to get on your hands and knees and show off that beautiful ass.

You might as well show off those beautiful titties too. Yeah. And maybe Romulus can get a little show off those titties or one tittie

as you flog your brother. Symbolic of killing. It's only a wall. Yes.

And there we go. What a beautiful heart-shaped ass. Yes, indeed. And we're now flogging the lovely butt

of Remus. That's nice. Yeah, it looks nice. And she's using a juxt-leather flogger.

Of course, juxt-leather, one of the great sponsors of Lupercalia. As the wolf watches, a little sad that one of her pups

is killing the other one. Help me, mom. But, you know, this is how it goes in ancient Rome.

So I think we're sufficiently flogged there. Romulus, actually, according to the legend, here you can take this, regrets killing his brother Remus.

So, yeah, you can cry a little over it. And you don't even really have to be convincing about crying, because this was politics back then.

You know, he said, oh, I'm sorry, I did it. I didn't mean to do it. It was just a fight.

Whatever. You know. But he doesn't lose much sleep before founding the city

of both of their dreams. But no, he doesn't call it Remus after his beloved brother. He calls it Rome

after himself. Good job. Because You have to say like this one.

That sounds. Roma, my city. Politicians roll. Roma.

He conveniently forgets his beloved bro. Roma. At this time.

Roma. Correct. Like the dead girl. Yeah.

Mamma mia. Right. Lafiglia. But you know.

Blow what? We do like the dead girl. And so we're going to bring her back to life. Bring her back.

Resurrect me. In fact, the spirit of Remus lives on in a college fraternity.

I'm wearing my college panties, by the way. As you can see. Yeah. Yeah.

My Yale panties. Everybody. We all have different colleges. And so the college of Remus

is called the Luperkai Fabai. And the college of Romulus is called the Luperkai Quintilli. And as time passes,

these two fraternities, populated by young, nearly naked. Naked.

Well, topless. Frat boys. Neat. At the eyes of February.

Every year, within the dark, womb-like cave of the Luperkau.

Where the wolf still presides. And here, in the cave,

with the she-wolf, also means sex worker, and I'm sure they had a few sex workers in that cave. Yes, we have sex workers in the cave.

Luperlupa. I'm going to know that because I go to the cave once in a while. Right.

Yeah, right. And the spirit of the wolf, who suckled their great-great-great-grandfathers

resides in that cave. And in that ancient cave, the naked young frat brothers

and their priestly leaders sacrificed a goat. Sunshine.

Sunshine, of course, is a Capricorn. And so she is playing the goat, which is why she looks like she got punched in the nose.

That is supposed to be a goat. So you get on your hands and knees now, Sunshine. That's right. Oh, you're supposed to take

my cloak and just kind of put it over you. Don't put your arms through it. Just like that, yeah.

And bent forward. I think your teats should be sticking out too. You know, because goats have milk. Goats have teats.

And after all, goat milk is a very important part of the story. So you now get

on your hands and knees and the Luperkai will now sacrifice

the goat. But we don't actually sacrifice the goat because we don't do that here. We just flog the goat

and we have floggers here provided by Jux Leather. And so

the wolf is going to flog the goat. Not too hard. Our goat is very sensitive. And actually, according

to legend, they also sacrificed a dog. But that's a little bit much for us, especially because our Betsy just left us.

And by the way, another Rest in Peace, Betsy. We love you, Betsy. Rest in Peace, Betsy.

Okay, so now they skin the goat. Actually, that's true. I mean, you know, you can keep flogging the goat.

They skin the goat and now they take the skin of the goat and they make

loincloths and these long strips

that they call February which is where we get our term

February and each of them gets one of these and you get one too because

you know, you're you're a good goat. And let's see.

These are also made by Jux Leather. These are kind of leftovers from last year though. So here you get one that's got a key chain on it.

And now they also get very drunk drinking the wine

as they did back in those days and actually they still do these frat boy

parties and they took their February and they ran through the hills

of ancient Italy when Rome was young and then

they went into the streets of Rome and they smacked the hands

or the butts or the backs of willing young women

and maybe some old women and maybe some old men. The young men were definitely running around. No they would do men too.

This was non-gender discriminatory and they mostly did this consensually.

I can't say totally because you know there might have been a few reluctant floggies but mostly

they wanted to be flogged. I would say most of the people of Rome would present

their butts or if they were shy they present their hands maybe their boobs and they would present them

because they felt that this was good luck and that it would make them

fertile. That's why the women especially wanted it although maybe some of the old men wanted to be fertile too and so

you know in my opinion it might not have been so scientific as an IVF clinic

but it certainly I think had an effect because after all that whipping

let's have a little more whipping folks. Yes a little more whipping after all that

fun whipping it certainly did whip up the local populace into a frenzy

of sex because the lubricalia would generally last for over a week maybe 10 days yeah it would go on and on and on

and it would certainly create a baby boom around harvest time we had great parties in Rome

you know that's what I'm talking about and you know it was

totally going to put a baby in there I'm not saying it was all perfect but it was a lot of fun it was

a time of whipping up the populace of communal ecstasy of lust

being expressed for all and everyone could participate you didn't need money

you didn't need a special honey you just needed to put your ass in the air and

you know all that public whipping and fucking was a little too

sexy than a paper valentine a little too sexy

for the church which took over and at the end of the fifth century

the church squelched lubricali and enthusiasm by

making lubricalia illegal and turning pan

with his horns and his tail and his closeness to the earth and his lustiness

they turned pan into the devil we know satan is really an extension

of the great lord of the wild pan and so they made pan evil

and branded that horny old lubricali and goat and all

communal, orgiastic sacred sex as satanic as in league

with the devil and yeah then they plunked down saint valentine's day

you know totally sexless lots of hopelessly romantic love

and death on essentially the same date as the old lubricalia you know February 14th

the lubricalia was usually like around the 12th through the 20th the height being around the 16th so they

they kind of said hey you want a holiday here you got a holiday and they appropriated the vivid color

of goat's blood smeared on human skin as a signature shade red with a touch

of white goat's milk and speaking of that one of the things that they would do in that cave

is they would smear the blood of the goat on

the forehead of each of the lubricai and as you can see I have

a heart on my forehead and so who wants to take the first symbol would you like a heart

or an x or anything else a heart say it into the microphone oh I love a heart okay juicy may

you are gonna get yourself a beautiful red heart

just perfect for your beauty and your heart

okay and usually they would laugh I don't know why they would laugh who wants the next

would you like something I will take a heart too so here we go Remus you have been reincarnated

the spirit of the heart and there you go here she is

beautiful Charlie as Remus with a heart and of course

our wolf should get a heart yes would you like a heart or something else

where is your mic heart please a heart please a what

a heart oh okay that's easy there you go a heart

for Reanne look at that heart nice shot and my

lovely sacrificial goat you have already been sacrificed what would you like something different

an x well that's certainly you got an x girl you are x rated

ciao there you go so everybody show their insignia to the cameras

and we are marked by the looper cow

yes indeed and these marks can I see each face

kind of the faces and the lips and the nose and the ears

yum you are dead you are dead as she said I am done too

there are a lot of dead people but they come back to life and yeah so they

they took this red heart and they turned it into you know the symbol of valentine's day

but really the heart is nothing I think

like the cardiac organ that beats

within our chest whether it's a little bit like the breast but it's mostly can I

see somebody's butt fully fully butt can I pull down yes I'll cover

I'll cover the what will I see you can see my butt why don't you get up here

I have the best view yeah yeah okay

and here we have the butt of charlie and what a beautiful heart

shaped and this is why I say that

the heart is really not that cardiac organ inside of our chest

it always takes a leap to try to make it that it's really much more of a

well whipped heart shaped ass can we have some applause for charlie's

beautiful ass also the church took cupid who was a virile young man and turned it into a baby

turned him into this baby that I'm wearing from my ears but that's

really what a lot of the it is the two babies that I threw in the river wow commercializing and sanitizing

I'm glad the wolf saved you that's commercializing and sanitizing of the beautiful holiday

of lupacalia sugar poisoning it's lusty here lusty history

with the forced romance of valentine's day but we are bringing it back from the anals from the anals

from the anals to the heart shaped asses

and anals of bonoboville and

floggers not flowers is the battle cry of

the lupacaliens however we like floggers and flowers here on the dr. susan block

show so everybody gets one of my now see

can we make sure trump is gagged I don't like him un-gagged he needs to stay gagged

and you get a flower my first valentine flower yeah me too actually and you get a flower

there you go no flower for trump no flower for trump but now

let's have a little flogging with the flowers shall we you can get other flowers if yours breaks flogging with this shot

flogging with the flowers you can get flogged you can flog me baby flog

pan it's all because of us romans yeah baby sometimes I think

that the heart is really the pussy but I think it's more the ass but it could be the pussy open to interpretation

exactly exactly but the point is you're supposed to

who's asking I have it doesn't have to be a bear ass you just need to get flogged feel the burn

feel the burn yes indeed in more ways than once feel that

burn baby burn, burn burn I know I'm

blue no matter who cause I gotta get trumped out but my favorite, the most bonobo

most pan like candidate is bernie so

I know they're trying to get them out of there but all I can say is show me that ass feel the burn

yeah yeah I have hearts like all over my body and she has a heart on her butt

and hearts all over her body she's made for lubricalia and it's at a rose tattoo so it's like

wow you are aligned and a rose, look at that let's show the rose tattoo

and the rose yeah you're aligned with the universe right now perfect

perfect, perfect beautiful I'm coming from Rome and it's just like the old country

that is the story of lubricalia and why I like to celebrate it is it's better

to have your buns beaten consensually on lubricalia than your heart broken

badly on valentine's day so I do hope you all have a good valentine's day

whenever you celebrate but if you feel like you could have that heart break just forget it

and get that ass beat by a friend you know or you could do the beating

and yeah so I want to have a big hand for my cast

this was all totally improvisational comedia erotica of bonoboville

with rianna narenz reprising her role as the looper also called

the lupa the wolf sex worker and juicy may

as romulus let's have another applause juicy may and

charlie how do you pronounce that last name zizzik zizzix

as remiss and the example of our heart shaped ass and of course sunshine mcqueen

as the sad official goat and where's anna

anna who played the tiber river please come forward anna come forward like if you're rose

here's anna okay well you get to anna is played the tiber river along with harry

who's actually doing camera right now so how long do we have oh and you

i forgot my valentine the mean great one

great uncle amulius is played by captain max sarome cigabal

imma bring you this from my older country how much time do we have you have 25 minutes

all right great so let's talk for a few minutes everybody can have a seat and

tell me how you doing first of all juicy may arrived mid

lupercallian storytelling so we're so happy to have you come back thank you i'm happy to be here i'm happy to see you

what's happening well i have new content coming in many vids

which is juicy may many vids dot com featuring your famous signature squirting

yes reason why called well doctor season knows why because she squirts like

geyser of desire squirts on command i don't know about on command

i would say just squirts a lot yeah a lot i mean obviously in the mood all right

so speaking of mood how did you enjoy lupercallia you celebrated this holiday um we probably celebrated valentines

i never i believe that every day is love day yeah right right and valentines

days is pressure and pressure is the enemy of pleasure yes so i and i never

i don't want people to feel that kind of pressure you know like rushing from work and going to buy rosa like it's ridiculous it's like

every day should just be a celebration of love like a juicy beautiful loving day every day maybe we should

just celebrate juicy may well you can do that juicy may day yeah well you know valentines

day is also world and you're very bonobo you won most bonobo last year

this year you weren't on the show but you're still in the running for next year so i appreciate that i went through

like a weird time a weird time yeah like i was living out of my car and but like life is better now like

i'm actually in a good place but it was an interesting place to be you know to like go through that and it just

how long did you live in your car i lived in my car for uh three months wow and i stopped doing like adult stuff and i

just got back to it and i made like a bunch of new content and it's good i'm in a good place i was in a good place now i'm in a good

place that's what life is all about the good place i mean we want to remain we want to remain in the good we want to stay in

good place you know the good place you know but but that means you're dead but it's okay because everybody comes back to life

okay so great that's your own personal pain well we're happy to have him back and uh and so

is this your first lubricalia charlie um or have you celebrated before i went to like someone's

bonfire that was for lubricalia one ah very good very good tell us about it that was it well did you whip each other yeah there

was like a lot of other sex going on but i was great great great did they tell the story not really they were just like it's lubricalia

like valentine's day they were like we need to be wild and be our free selves yes that's the way i want to celebrate

valentine's day well that's the original valentine's day like i say it's the lubricalia lubricalia the church kind of put valentine's day

on top of lubricalia because they were afraid of the sexual primal energy that lubricalia

can release such as at that bonfire so all right well we know you've celebrated many a lubricalia

this is your second lubricalia yeah my second one second time is a goat too okay yeah the goat

is your character i guess i was literally born to be a goat i was gonna say you were born for it

does it have anything to do with lubricant well it could lubricant it does now

it does yeah sure would you like sex always always lubricant

do we have wishful thinking personal lubricant she's our personal lubricant

we do have peaches you know because we've been having impeachment parties but the motherfucker's already been impeached

i don't know if that worked to our advantage but in any case impeachment

is forever he was acquitted but only because his stooches Mitch McConnell

and you know Lindsay Graham and the others were just prohibiting the sharing of you know witnesses and documents

which is really what a trial is about so i don't i don't consider it an acquittal i consider it just a skip over

he's impeached forever well there you go these guys are gangsters they're like rico operators they're stealing

and plundering and taking away our rights you know so this is one of the babies

yeah one of the babies we found one of the babies we found one well we'll throw it back in

so anyway we're here for lubricalia and we've got a few more minutes so let's see we should do

something kind of sexy sexy are you in the mood for squirting are you in the mood for squirting

are you in the mood for squirting we can spank all the crew would you like to ride the motor bunny would you like to ride the motor bunny

we can spank the crew we can see you well why don't we get it out get out the motor bunny

alright so who wants to wrap it up okay let's wrap it up i probably need a drink okay

so we'll get the drink what would you like this is champagne would you like some champagne

i would love it i would love that thank you so much this is my personal champagne but you can have it

you know what could make me squirt honestly just someone like flogging me oh you need to get flogged

okay well get in position here's what i want would you like a couple people flogging

i would like to be flogged while i am riding perfect that sounds perfect

so we're going to wrap up the motor bunny and we're definitely going to turn the facebook cameras away i think they've been turned away this whole show

i apologize facebook cameras but you know that's how it is it is way beyond

the ability of larky z and his puritanical sensibilities so here we go

we are very safe sex oriented here on the dr susan block show if you're watching wrap it up

if you're watching on facebook you can go to dr susan block com slash live

if you can watch it uncensored unfortunately we have to censor it we do the precalia is

a censorable thing so now you're going to be one of the floggers i think

by the way this bag that i'm using here was made by abby martin the great abby martin

and we love abby martin she's currently suing georgia for discrimination against her and she's just

an amazing progressive commentator i think they wouldn't they made her sign something that said she wouldn't say anything

against israel settlements and she will not be censored abby martin she was going to speak before

i think it's a university of georgia and so she's suing them now and i hope she wins feel the burn

yeah she's also a bernie supporter my days they were called fascists and she was on the show if you want to see that show

it's at doctor susan block dot com slash abby dash martin or you can watch it on youtube because that one we don't have any pussies or titties on that one

although she's gorgeous you can masturbate to watch if you're talking about politics if you're really sapiosexual you can listen

oh yeah okay so now jucey may is getting ready

so why not have an orgasm right lubricalia

lubricalia day okay yeah absolutely i mean lubricalia is about flogging is about communal ecstasy

is about orgasms it's about equal opportunity sexiness so so here you are

you're wearing red which is good she's super sexy so sexy sexy body

so who's gonna be in the mood well we have the beautiful

maybe you should show her your boobs i think you like her boobs yes please show me your boobs okay and

i'll bring out my little titties and maybe sunshine you should bring out yours too just so that everybody and i know that the loopers are already out

come on up here like my nipples pierced who thinks i should get my nipples pierced i do i don't care you could

if you want i'm good either way okay you play with her boobs and i will jack off your stiletto right here

yeah you jack off my stiletto so wait i gotta hold this then switch i will switch this shit

camera running you gotta get on it first though you gotta get on it and maybe we'll lift this little

item here and little item yeah right that's what russian law called me a little item

but i got him back for that so now you're gonna get flogged and how you feel it

wow nice view does anybody else want to flog him you wanna operate this so i can hold

do you know how to do this take that flogger and i'll touch her there she is juicy may juicy may

is getting so juicy do you like to have your nipples pinched after all you're gonna get it pierced yeah i'm not sure but i'll

get you going maybe you wanna just look at that gorgeous charlie over here playing with you titties

and spanking that ass oh yeah beautiful heart shaped ass oh yeah

yeah girl juicy may juicy may squirt you never know here she goes juicy may

yeah raise that volume oh good the motor bunny is also

getting involved in lubricalia i mean we know there's goats and wolves but there's also a bunny

and here she is riding that bunny juicy may oh yeah juicy may

oh yeah there she goes she's squirting oh she's totally squirting all over juxt

all over juxt well he did provide too late with the towel we're gonna have to wash it

well okay she didn't use the towel to wipe off yeah let's have a hand for the

juicy may juicy may brothers and sisters lovers and sinners

hand sexual squirting enthusiasts that is holy water brothers and sisters

holy water it's good for the skin and it's also good for your skirt juxt i think it'll

last a lot longer it's greatly improved how you feeling good

thank you you guys well thank you thank you again let's have another hand because it's amazing

so now we can all roll around in the floor in our squirt yeah that is

like totally amazing alright so does anyone who want to lick the floor now i guess right now

we don't have people that are that submissive it's one day we'll have a floor liquor would we have squirt liquor that's what we need that's what we need

i already put an ad in actually we probably can get those from our followers yeah actually at all the peeps shows i worked at you can find them easily

yeah how you feeling feeling relieved i feel amazing like i like the energy of

people around me like i should have come from the 1970's and been like having orgies or like the

60's and 70's now it's like i've never been to an orgy actually as sexual as i am i haven't actually

now it's all very professional you are the orgy this felt a little bit that kind of vibration like everyone around me

it turns me on i have to admit it it does turn me on i love it

i totally get it and i'm just gonna say the 80's also had a lot of orgies

i participated in a few quite a few and even the beginning of the 90's right captain max and i went on a few dates to orgies

i was like in kindergarten dammit and it was great it was really frightening

you know it's very inspiring even if you don't actually have sex at the orgy if you just go with your valentine

you will get so inspired by the sight and the sound and this is

our humanity just like bonobos we i believe are meant to see and feel

and experience other people having sex around us i agree with that i totally agree

and i feel that our church and synagogue and temple driven world, our capitalist driven world

that drives all our sex energy into just procreation instead of recreation and into making money to pay

for those flowers and that yacht trip and whatever you need to impress your valentine

you know all that energy used to be just channeled into lust and play and sharing

what they would call communal ecstasy and yeah it's kind of socialism it is

and that's what they're afraid of that's what all these people who are afraid of bernie who are afraid of socialism even the denmark kind

we're not talking about the soviet union or even cuba we're talking about just basic care for each other and maybe some orgies

lots of orgies at least some i say i think orgies should be subsidized i do too

certainly sex work should be subsidized because we have too many incels and you know

they're multiplying because there's so much procreation going on so much channeling of sexuality into procreation

and they're criminalizing abortion and they're criminal on the verge of criminalizing birth control

so there's going to be more and more people who don't have sex and who are frustrated and who have guns

unless we make a change unless we fight for the change we believe in unless we fight for a little socialism i'm going to have a guest on the show

i forget her name but she wrote a book called Something About Women Have Better Sex Under Socialism

Christine Gadshe Professor from Philadelphia from my hometown

which is not a very sexy place but nevertheless sometimes it breeds people like me and her who have these sexy ideas

because we're so frustrated and yeah, I mean it's something that's so basic

you know Barbara Errinrich calls it collective joy I call it communal ecstasy and I believe

that it satisfies a need in our soul that we are not satisfied by shopping or even by concerts

and certainly not by sporting events but there is communities that are like there are there are

there are communities that are changing and it is eco-sexual brothers and sisters it doesn't damage the earth

I mean unless you keep the lights on the whole time or unless you have to fly to your orgy

I mean I guess there's always ways but the orgy itself is very you know

environmentally friendly really I mean you're expending all kinds of human energy and getting all kinds of satisfaction

and you're not damaging the earth and you don't need prozac well, yeah

perhaps perhaps one of the reasons so many of us do need antidepressants and I'm not against them

listen, they've saved the life of some of people that are very close to me but I do think that what they're lacking

perhaps is some of this element some of this communal sharing this ecstasy that it's hard to get

from just one person you know and I'm all for the one person I've been married over almost 28 years and I love it

I believe in it but I also believe in Juicy May and I also believe in Riannan the Looper

and I also now believe in Charlie and I always believe in Sunshine Sunshine brings so much

sunshine and you know all you people who are taking pictures

and you people who are listening who are watching you all give me sexual energy

you give me that energy so I don't need to take prozac and so I don't kill my husband with all my needs

because I have this exhibitionistic, orgiastic voyeuristic need that is fulfilled by

Lupercalia and by all the other events that we have in Bonoboville it's a beautiful thing and it doesn't necessarily

have to involve fucking although fucking is great but you know it can, it doesn't have to Outer course can be just

as sexy as intercourse as our Bonobo cousins show us because they spend very little time on intercourse

they spend lots of time on stuff like we've been doing you know playing and touching and massaging

I've actually had an orgasm with a man looking at me from across the kitchen like a man that I love

I came as he was looking at me from across the kitchen that's like so awesome

like literally I and I squirted and I mean it might not sound as awesome but phone sex is also

a great thing and you do webcam and you know I mean it might not be the real thing

but you can't always have the real thing you know you can't always get what you want but if you try sometimes you can get what you need and you can get an orgasm

and you can make contact with a human being through our technology it's about the energy it's the energy that sometimes can come through the phone

or the webcam or even sexting although that's a little weird well I don't know it's not weird I'm just too old

it depends on the energy and deciding whether you want to live in a violent world or you want to live in a peaceful world

in your own world and how you bring peace to others because right now what we have in Washington is a bunch of

thieves and thugs and military guys okay and they're rapists these are rapists

these guys are going to take every dime and every and they don't even want to give a little piece of bread

to a kid that can't eat and have money we can change that with orgasms yeah

orgasms and a little bit of socialism just a little bit of socialism brothers and sisters so we're almost out of time

I do want to thank you again, get all your information let's start with the new girl where can we find you

my name is Charlie Zizix you can find me, I have a website upoffzizix.com you can subscribe and get my content there

or you can follow me on Twitter and that's Charlie Zizix on Twitter or CharlieZVB on Instagram

and we certainly will because we're so excited to have you here and we'd love to have you back

so where do we find you again Juicy May so go to manyvids.com Juicy May

so all my content is there and I have new Juicy Squirty Juicy Squirty Fun Stuff we got a little taste of that

the holy water brand new stuff and by the way by the way

our Looper, Rhiannon Arons is also one of the stars of our

magazine I'm in this one like 12 times okay okay so get it

spanking art yes Rhiannon is in it it's got Looper Calia in it it's also got

Baguette Spanking Dominatrixes against Donald Trump indeed thank you Mr. Tara

and thank you Sunshine for being a great goat and thank you all thank you

brothers and sisters Happy World Bonobo Day follow the bonobo wave make like bonobos not baboons

make love not war make love to someone you love tonight even if that someone is you I love you

I love you I love you Happy World Bonobo Day Happy World Bonobo Day

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