Valentine’s Day Foreplay 2020

Full transcript of Valentine’s Day Foreplay 2020 on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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women? A women! Valentine's Day is coming, yes. In every sense of that word coming. Are you ready? Are you ever ready? Valentine's Day, the high holiday of love fraught with mixed emotions for many. Me too. It may be especially tough to navigate in these politically divisive, sexually suspect, hyper-commercialized, economically unfair, virus-infected,

social media-drenched, me too cautious, dramatically climate-changing, and emotionally exhausting, especially from that list of all the problems. Um, moment in human history. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters, lovers and synapses. These are challenging times for love of all kinds. But here at the Little Love Church

of the Bonobo Way, we accept the Valentine Challenge! And we've got some great guests tonight to help us take it on. But first, a few little items. As a matter of fact, that's what um, Rush Limbaugh, racist, sexist, Trumpist, Medal of Freedom winner, Rush Limbaugh, try to slutschame me as a little item. He's just got a little item between his legs, but he called me a little item.

And excuse me to my Rush Trumper fans. I know Rush has stage 4 lung cancer, and I feel sorry for him for that. I wouldn't wish cancer on anybody as a wife of a cancer survivor. It's tough. And I wouldn't even wish it on Rush, which is saying a lot. And normally I would leave him alone at this time. I would. But during the Trumpensteins,

terrible, as in tear it up, state of the union, which, yes, his great love, the love I think of his life. You know, his Valentine Mommy fetish, obsession, Nancy, as he likes to call her, nervous Nancy, although she makes him nervous. Pelosi, she just tore it up, like tearing up his Valentine. So anyway, that's a side issue. It's the middle of Black History, well, the beginning

of Black History Month, okay? And yeah, I mean, he's got Charles McGee, one of the last surviving Tuskegee airmen who's like 100 years old. And, you know, a bunch of other important people in the house. And nevertheless, the Trumpus, Yildus, bestows the highest civilian honor on Rush limp bags, limp balls. The King of Creeps, truly, one of America's most prominent racist, sexist bigots.

Maybe I think the godfather of modern bigotry, really. I mean, we used to think bigotry was going downhill, like maybe not gone, but going out of style. And Rush put it back in style, planting its seeds when a young Trumply was just a fame-chasing, philanderous, short-fingered vulgarian. That's right, a little item between his legs, sucking on the teat

of his rich daddy. Actually, his rich daddy's trust fund. His rich daddy's money spending it all trying to get famous and eventually be president. Now, quite possibly without Rush seeding this ground of hate that nurtured sexism and racism and other isms, but I guess those are the two main ones. In modern America, there would be no president, Trump, Trump, Trumpus,

Trumpus. And thus, perhaps knowing this, the tangerine tyrant gave the highest civilian honor to the King of Creeps. Also, the sultan of slut shaming, who had said lasciviously, just in case you don't remember, go back a few years, he said, quote, what does it say about the college co-ed Susan Fluke, and her name is actually Sandra Fluke, but Rush couldn't be bothered to remember

her actual name, who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex. What does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute, end quote. Well, first, she was just speaking about government subsidized reproductive health services, but to Rush, that makes her a prostitute. Nothing wrong with being a prostitute.

That's number two. We love prostitutes. Sex workers is a better term, but prostitutes, okay, you know, hooker or whatever you want to call it. We love hookers and prostitutes, and we love sluts even more. I mean, you know, a good sex worker is also a slut, and you can be a slut without being a sex worker. So it's great. But don't slut shame me,

and don't prostitute shame me to get laughs and support for your sexist racist agenda. You little small item between your legs, Rush, lip balls. I admitted his personal with me and Rush, because, you know, he did call me a small item, and I mean, I'm short, I'm five foot, standing on my tiptoes, but you know, I'd rather be a small item than have a small item.

But anyway, you can find out all about how Rush, the king of creeps, tried to slut shame me, and my analysis of post-Trump sex disorder, and did so to promote his show and sell his creepy little newsletter. But I rebutted his butt good, so good that he took down the whole show. But I recorded it, and you can hear it in all its filthy, stupid glory

on my Rush, lip ball, rebuttal video, which also features his banking, so it's fun. Check it out on my exciting YouTube channel, youtube slash, or youtube.com slash Dr. Susan Block, you know, you'll get there. Okay, back to Valentine's Day. Now, did you know that Valentine's Day is World Bonobo Day? That's right. Now you didn't know that. Well, you know it now.

Whether you're married or single, or in a couple, or a thruple, a commune, or a convent, you can honor love with the world's greatest lovers, and officially go bonobos on Valentine's Day, which is now World Bonobo Day. Now, some of you already know about bonobos, but if you don't know bonobos from bananas, let me just say, if any non-human animal embodies the spirit of Valentine's

Day, love and lust. Lust is very important. A love of trust. You gotta have lust for Valentine's Day. Okay. It's the bonobo. Get inspired to release your inner bonobo, you know, and live in a more loving and eco-sexual way from the source, the amazing love apes of the rainforest, where, you know, every day is Valentine's Day. That's right. And nights are filled with love.

Our closest genetic cousins, the bonobos, are also the peace apes. See, they're the make love, not war chimpanzees who swing from the trees, as well as with each other. Never seen killing each other in the wild or captivity. Bonobos show us that peace through pleasure is possible, you know, for apes, even maybe apes like us, because they are our closest cousins.

So here in our human-inspired church of the bonobo way, in the village of Bonoboville, we're delighted to support World Bonobo Day, conceived by the Bonobo Project. Thank you, Ashley Stone, and recognized in House Resolution 738 by congressman Scott Peters, Democrat from San Diego. Of course he's a Democrat. I guess bonobos are Democrats

and common chimps are Trump publicants, I guess I should call them that. Not that I don't like common chimps. I like common chimps much better than Trump publicants, or Trump pansies. Anyway, the resolution says, resolve that the United States House of Representative encourages everyone to participate in activities that help educate the public

about the need to protect these uniquely matriarchal, loving, and greatly endangered great apes. So, give the bonobo way. This Valentine's Day, a portion of the proceeds, goes to support the Bonobo Project, the Bonobo Conservation Initiative, and Lola Ya Bonobo. And, you know, it's a great gift for friends, lovers, and your friends' lovers.

Hey, Valentine's Day, spread the bonobo way, word of love from the love apes, and get what you want while giving. The bonobo way, seriously, is the ultimate antidote to the fear and hatred that is driving us apart. You know, it might even help solve the incel problem. Give it to someone you love, even if that someone is you.

Yeah, baby. So, moving right along. By the way, besides being World Bonobo Day, basically, the Valentine's Day that we know, and mostly pretend to love, try to love, you know, it's like an arranged marriage. We gotta do it. We gotta make the cards, or give the candies. We gotta have great sex. We gotta love somebody.

Usually, just one somebody. Although, we're starting to open up to polyamory. But, the tradition of Valentine's Day, the churchly tradition, is you're just supposed to have one Valentine. And so, and that's glass, right? That's breaking. Yeah. Okay. So, we don't want to start Valentine's Day with a smashed beer glass all over my spankin' arm. Okay. But,

my Valentine is insisting, so we'll just leave it at that. All right. So, you know, just to say, Valentine's Day is basically fake news. Okay. It's concocted by the early Catholic Church. It's enhanced by Hallmark, of course, and abetted by Amazon these days. And it effectively sanitizes and commercializes the original primal holiday of the heart. And actually, the heart is probably not

here. I, although maybe the boobs of the heart, the cleavage, although I think the heart is more like the ass or the pussy. And this is based on the original Valentine's Day, which is Lupercalia, which is floggers, not flowers. And we are going to celebrate Lupercalia this Saturday, next Saturday after Valentine's Day. So, you can learn all about it then, or you can watch

my Lupercalia video on my YouTube channel, youtube.com slash Dr. Susan Block. Something to look forward to. And speaking of flogging, by the way, I have been invited by Domcon Headmistress, Cyan, to be a Mistress of Ceremonies for Domcon 2020, which is a big honor and a lot of standing around in high heels and latex. So anyway,

I'm excited. You all better get your tickets now. And the reservations for Domcon, the Hilton airport are filling up. So, get yours now. So, also speaking of flogging, our president needs a flogging. He needs to be flogged, like the hog, then he is flogged. And that nice Valentine dick, which is much harder. I just don't want to knock

the dick out of this now. Don't mess up your wiener. That's right. Yeah, yeah. You got balls, but you got no wiener, except for the one in your mouth. So anyway, he should be flogged hard, not in the fun Lupercalia way, but flogged out of the White House. He should be. He hasn't been, because, you know, well, because,

because the Senate of Trump publicans, not exonerated, but they just acquitted him. Okay, so, you know, he can now transform it into an oligarchic criminal operation for the benefit of himself and possibly his lovely daughter Ivanka, with whom he has a special relationship. It's not even Valentine fodder, really fodder. So, besides honoring

Rush Lindt-Balls, the godfather of American bigotry, the Trumpenstein is bragging boorishly these days about being acquitted. But, you know, there can be no acquittal without a trial and no trial without witnesses and documents. And the Trumpes' midnight Mitch McConnell toady made sure that there was none of that in this so-called trial.

And speaking of witnesses, they had just a few in the house. And I gotta just say this, I mean, there's nothing sexy about it, but it's just so disturbing that this Mr. President's Alexander, for Alexander Vindman, for ratting out, oh, happy year of the rat. Anyway, he ratted out the Trumpists for that ridiculously corrupt criminal Ukrainian phone

call. But he also fired Vindman's brother. I mean, he didn't do anything. So, this is the stuff of, like they say, tin pot dictators, drug lords, mafia dons, I guess. They not only punish you, they punish your family members. And, you know, come to think of it, that's how the Trumpists reacted when he heard the CIA waited for a guy to be taken away from his family

before drones striking him. And he said, why'd you wait? Echoing what he said a few years ago. We're fighting a very politically correct war. When you get these terrorists, you gotta take out their families. You know? So, both Vindman brothers had to go, even though only one had testified against him. And even if one shouldn't have been fired, I think there's some kind of law against

by the whistleblower law or something. But, you know, midnight Mitch McConnell, his favorite Valentine, Asslicker, is not going to do a thing to his Trumpy baby. And, uh, yeah. So, at least we impeach the motherfucker. And as Nancy says, he'll be impeached. We didn't throw his orange ass out. Here's a mind blowing stat. The 48 senators who voted to

convict Trump, 47 Democrats, and one Republican profile and courage. Thank you, Mitt Romney. I always thought you were cute. You know, very Kennedy-esque. Well, they represent 18 million more Americans than the 52 Republicans. I mean, Trump publicans who voted to acquit him. And there you have it. The Trump publicans, you know, without the consent. Consent is

very important these days. It's always been important, but we're talking about it now. So, these Trump publicans just made Trumpostiltskin a king. And according to Alan Dushowitz, he can do no wrong. Alan Dushowitz is Dush. And Dushowitz, the Dushes, the Dush brothers, they're all fucking Dushes. So, he can do no wrong as long as he keeps his underwear on,

that's only for Alan Dushowitz. But in any case, this day will live in infamy, this day he was acquitted. I believe that. If humanity lasts that long, that is, which is doubtful considering Antarctica is now 65 degrees. I mean, we should visit there. But that sounds like fun, but the poor polar bears, exactly. It's the poor, the whole world, the whole planet.

The democracy is giving way to cacostocracy, which means ruled by the stupid, or as Sunshine likes to say, according to her favorite film, Idiocracy. Idiocracy is a documentary. Idiocracy is a documentary, she said, if her microphone had been working. Okay, now it's on. So, just before we introduce our guests, I also want to say, Rest in Peace, Betsy, our beloved Bonoboville doggy.

We left her so much. Beagle mixed with what? I think Miguel says, Rat Terrier? Oh, there she is at a show. Maybe the Facebook camera could show her. That's my favorite picture of her. Can someone turn the Facebook camera to show Betsy? She's like, hey, look at my hair. So she passed away from cancer last week. Actually,

she was Anna and Miguel's dog. But everybody in Bonoboville really loved Betsy. Yeah. Is Anna and Miguel here? Where are they? I don't know. We're talking about Betsy. Anna and Miguel, where are you? Okay. Now my microphone's on.

She lived a good, long dog's life. You know? And there's Anna and Miguel, and Betsy's sitting there. Yeah, that was Anna's birthday. Where's Anna? No. Anna was feeding her fruit. I was like, she's not going to eat fruit, and Anna's like, she's probably in the kitchen. Mar, Mar's going off the other way. Or maybe she's in a room.

Okay. So yeah, we're getting Betsy a little eulogy right now, Anna. So she lived a good, long dog's life. And she even had sex. We saw her having sex. Live on the air? No. Doesn't count. No. No. She has sex. Hey, Anna. And there's Betsy. Where's the picture of Anna and Betsy? That's Anna's birthday,

with Betsy sitting there. So, so cute. And I miss Betsy now. Yeah, she had sex with a little tiny dog. So we had to hold on to her. So that, because the dogs kind of fuse, and Betsy was going to drag the little dog around the floor. You know, Betsy was badass. I think she was a little bit dumb.

She was totally dumb. She only submitted if you scratched her belly. And then she would submit, and she gave a good high five. And even though she had sex, she was child-free, which, you know, is cool. She's so badass. And she guarded us all from rats. Rats, right? And strangers. And even people we knew. She would bark.

And she could also give us a high five, just like a pro. And she was a very photogenic doggy, as you could see. And she had those big, brown, beagle eyes. And she would pose very, very classic dog-dog. Not one of those little tiny dogs or one of those giant, out-of-control dogs. Just your dog-dog. She was great. Rest in peace, Betsy.

We will never forget you. We will always love you. And may you enjoy a doggy heaven with an endless supply of salmon treats, and lots and lots of rats to bark at. But none of them should bite you. And also, before I introduce our fabulous guest, let me just say, Bernie won! Iowa. Yeah. Okay. I mean, if you're into Elizabeth Warren or your gang gang,

it's cool. It's cool. If you're into Pete Buttplug, even, oh, is that his name? Yeah. That's even cool. And even if you're into Biden, I'm okay. I'm anyone but blue. But Bernie's my favorite, so I'm excited that he won. And that the Democratic establishment is all, all in a tether. Oh, my God. They don't know what to do. So, okay. My guess. Let's get lucky, first

of all. Hi. Welcome back. Hello. It's been a while. It has. Actually, you were with us on our last China, Sex and China show. I think it was. But it was seven years ago. It was seven years ago, Chinese New Year. I don't even remember when I had sex with my boyfriend at the time. You did. And you gave me an award for best post-show sex. I did. Yes. I did. And you got my award,

the Susie Award for best post-show sex. And you also got an ex-biz award. I did. Best couple sex. Yes. Best scene in a couple's theme feature. Yes. And so you're perfect for this Valentine's dilemma. Thanks. The Valentine Challenge. You will help us meet it and figure out how to have great sex with your Valentine. Yes. Even when you're pissed at each other. Hate sex is the best.

Hate sex is the best. You know, Bonobos have hate sex. Okay. They love it. Makeup sex is what it's all about. Makeup sex. Yes. Hopefully you don't hate each other by the end of it. You know. Yeah. Right. But you could start out hating each other. You could start out but after that, you just love each other because the orgasm releases all these

hormones and oxytocin in your system and yeah. Good feeling. Got it. Right. Right. That's why, you know, it's important to include the lust along with the love in Valentine's Day. So I also want to congratulate you. You're a first time author. Yes. And you wrote a book. As of today. As of today. Like it was released on Amazon and Kindle yesterday and the paperback was released

today and it's been a dream of mine for years to actually release this book and I finally did it. I finally just, sometimes I'm just, when you're working on a project, you just lose the interest and I have to get inspired again and to be honest, I was just bored at a Starbucks and I had my laptop on me and I was just kind of like, okay, let's finish this. And I did it for you. Boom,

it's up and boom. I'm like, oh my gosh. I made a list of New Year's resolutions for 2020. That was the last thing I expected to accomplish this year. Wow. Congratulations. Thank you. Very good. And the book is called I am Lucky. I played with so many titles too. And I'm just like, you know, let's keep it short, sweet, simple to the point.

All right. Well, I'm glad it's short and sweet because I got to get on to the next one. No, we'll come back to you. Okay. So our next guest is a virgin to the Dr. Susan Block show. Rita Daniels is not a virgin to much else. She's a milf, a gilf, a cougar, a porn star, a centerfold, a cover girl, and a radio host. Oh boy. So Rita has many valentines, many fans I've

noticed are into wow. And don't Facebook cameras show that picture. But our other camera could show that because that's pretty intense. You know, hot, hot sex. Welcome to Bonoboville and to the Dr. Susan Block show. What you're not mic'd anymore. Tuss. Okay. Oh, there we go. Is she holding it in the right place? Yeah. Okay. Oh yeah, hold it in the right place. You've got a

great outfit. We're lucky and I and sunshine are in red and you're in valentine pink. I can only think. Valentine's pink. And these boots are made for walking girl. Yeah, baby. That's what they're going to do. You are visiting LA. Is that right? I'm visiting LA this week from Fort Lauderdale. Oh, here you have a pink microphone to match your outfit. That's more appropriate. Or no, it's

doing some hot sex scenes while you're here. Hot sex scenes, yes. And enjoying LA. I went down to where they're having the Oscars and to the Hollywood Museum today and great times. Yeah. And so are you excited about Valentine's Day or kind of concerned or what's your Valentine feelings? I'm not concerned. I like Valentine's Day and I'm a chocoholic and you're a chocoholic.

Okay. I'm going to give you I know you have a dog. Do you want dog chocolate? I mean, this is not for dogs. It just is a picture of a dog. Yeah. Please don't give a dog. And do you want teddy bear chocolate? Okay. All right. So now I'm going to move along here to how about unicorn chocolate for my next guest.

My next guest is Barbie Bird aka Barbie Doll. Yeah. We've known each other forever on Facebook. Yeah. On Facebook. Wow. Okay. Facebook. That's not real meeting though. Yeah. No, actually today I think is the first time. Well, okay. So you're a virgin to meeting sunshine. You're certainly a virgin to the Dr. Susan

Block show. And I understand you were almost a 40 year old virgin in sexual. Yes, I was. 38. I was 38. Lost your virginity when you were 38. Yeah. Wow. That's kind of recently, right? Was it? Yeah. Is it great or good or? It was horrible. But you could have waited a little longer. You could have waited a little longer. Okay. Well, then you should have some interesting

tips on how to survive Valentine's Day as a virgin, which I would think might be a challenge, a Valentine's Challenge. I don't know. I was, you know what? I was like religious back then. I'm completely different person now. So what was your religion? Uh, Jehovah's Witness. So we didn't even celebrate holidays. Wow. Jehovah's Witness like Michael Jackson.

Yeah. So your family was like that? Are you just? No, actually just I was. Yeah. Really? How did you, why did you become a Jehovah's Witness? Well, my mother was when I was younger, but my father was very against any religion. So she kind of left. This is interesting. I'm going to have to sit over here and try to see. And so you, you, you became it out of

just, you just thought it was the best religion of all. Yeah. There's a lot that I agreed with and I really believed in. So yeah. What did you grow up with? Nothing. My mother, like I said, my mom was the Jehovah's Witness and my father wasn't anything. My father was anti-religion really. And now what would you say you are? And my grandparents were Catholics. So I had everything.

Now? You know, it's Calif, it's LA, I'm spiritual. That's what everybody says. I think we all are. I mean, how can you not be spiritual in LA? You can sit in the important chair. I'm scared. No, but you should sit closer.

My, are my ass cheeks going to go on fire when I sit in the important chair? Okay. You want to bring that all the way over here, but then. Okay. So what? No, no, you should probably just here's, here's what we're going to do. I'm going to sit over here. Yeah, yeah, I'm okay. You're just going to, I might fall

backwards on you, but you can handle it. So did everybody get candy? I didn't. Yeah, I got candy. You know, it's great to have chocolate. Some people like chocolate. And some people like sex on Valentine's Day. I don't know whether people like the same, both chocolate and sex. Do you prefer chocolate or sex? You would prefer sex?

I would actually prefer to eat the chocolate off of somebody's body. That's exactly what I was thinking. I was like, can't you pour chocolate on a wiener? Absolutely. That's what we did last year, actually. We had our, our Splosh and Art magazine feature stars, Danielle, yeah, get that.

Danielle Watts and Chef Bee Live. And also we had Eric John and Lexie Lohr. And Lexie Lohr did eat some of Chef Bee Live's vegan Splosh. I'm not going to show you that picture, but I will show you some PG Splosh right now off of, off of his big wiener.

And she won the award for best. It's like a Oreo wiener. Yeah, but this is not that. But this is, this is Chef Bee Live and Gypsy Bedobo and Danielle Watts all having a splashy good time. Right. And so it's fun, you know, to combine food and sex and especially chocolate and sex

for Valentine's Day. And our couples sex bird is already on it with, yeah, eat it off of your lover. And that way, you know, it's a time saver. So how about you? Do you like to combine chocolate and sex or keep them separate? Oh, no, I like to combine them, definitely. Okay. So is it again, like off the body, Rita,

or some other way? Yeah, it's off the body, off the dick. Sure. Off the body of the dick. Hershey's chocolate syrup all over the cock and I'm going to drip down my face and down my teeth. You can tell she's in radio. Yeah, so, okay. And then there's always like just eating a

chocolate together, you know, as a kiss. That's a chocolate, that's a real chocolate kiss. Like leading the tramp. Well, you just share a chocolate, you know, just like you can share a strawberry. So you could do that. You know, that's kind of sexy and messy. Splosh is always going to be a little bit messy. So what do you do when you're a virgin?

I mean, when you're a virgin, do you, can you masturbate? Are you allowed to masturbate? No, we weren't. You weren't and you, you abided by that rule? Yeah, I didn't, I mean, I didn't really feel like I, if you've never had sex, your body is completely like your chemistry is completely different. Yeah, your body changes.

Well, don't say, well, I'm not going to tell you what to do, but you're the therapist. You're saying your body, your body, perhaps, if that's true. No, actually, they've written it. Yeah, if you, you can read about it. Well, they didn't study me. I was, I was just, can I tell you, I was masturbating from my first memory when I was like two years old,

is of masturbating. Now I didn't have an orgasm, but I was finger in my little twat. And I'm not recommending this. This is nothing to do with child anything. It's just that actually they have seen in vitrio, in vitro, that, you know, even when they're almost born, not the pre, the unborn, but that there's a little masturbation going on. And, and certainly

babies like to touch themselves and then kids touch themselves and they're not having sex. They're just playing with themselves and it is masturbation. It is hand play with the genitalia to, because it exactly feels good whether for stimulation or for comfort. You don't think, oh, this is going to lead to sex. You just think, oh, I'm nervous. I'm going to comfort myself

or, oh, everything's cool. I'm going to play with myself. It's mine. I'll tell you if I want to. Yeah. Until somebody says, get your hands out of your pants. That's what my mom told me. Your hands are dirty and it's clean down there. At least she did say that it was clean down there. So that was a good thing. I think, I think I did masturbate at an

early age, but I also read an article similar to what you're saying. It's like, if you don't have sex for a long time, your brain chemicals start to change. I guess for the better or for the worse. Yeah, maybe so. You crave it less or sometimes, I don't know. It's a part of depression, I guess, but your brain chemistry changes to where you don't want to. Yeah, because I didn't

really have any strong desire for, I mean, once a month, when my hormones were kicking in, I did. I was definitely horny, but that's not it. And it was easy to just get over that, you know? But oh, that once a month, oh, it was easy to get over that. Yeah, she must be a profession. Yeah, you could do some of the, I mean, you could be a nun, I guess,

if you wanted. I mean, but you don't want to. Not anymore. No. So now, is it all kicked in? Do you feel desire regularly? Yeah, it's totally different. Oh, good. How did you feel the first time you had an orgasm? Do you know it was long after I had already been having sex? Well, you know what? That's true of me, too. Yeah. I didn't have orgasm the first time I had sex.

It was crazy. It was amazing. And I really haven't had it been like that since. You just have one crazy, amazing orgasm? Yeah, maybe one or two. All right, you do. No, but you know what? Because I think a lot of it is the medication I take for, you know, depression. Oh, yes. It ruins everything. Oh my God. No, that is true.

That is very, very true. And I am not saying people shouldn't take it. You should take it. If you need it, it's more important to not be suicidal and depressed. But for sure. Hey, if you can, have you ever said to your doctor, you know, this is really cutting my sex drive. And I got to get a different type of antidepressant. Yeah, but I think most of them have that side

effect. I definitely, it does get better when I lower it. Because if it's not in the winter, I lower it a little bit, because I don't need it that much. Yeah, winter is a time of more depression. I found with clients that I have as a sex therapist who have this problem that sometimes the, you know, the psychiatrist can actually adjust their dosage or give them a different brand. I

or more sex friendly than others. But yeah, there's a lot of drugs that are just sex negative. Antidepressants are number one. But number two would be decongestants. And me, I know about this because I got a sinusitis. I do not have coronavirus. I don't even have the flu, which is actually killing more people than coronavirus, although coronavirus is, is wicked. And by the way, rest

in peace that guy, that doctor that that tried to warn everybody. And then he died. It's just terrible. We talked about it a little bit last time on Chinese New Year's show. But yeah, that's so sad. But in any case, decongestants, because they dry you up, they will make it difficult to orgasm. And you should just know this. If you're on decongestants, because it gets very frustrating,

you could be very turned on and go, Oh, yeah, yeah, but you can't come. And I had no idea. The mucus, but also liquid juices. I had no idea. Yes. Yes. And other sometimes pain killers, because sometimes pain killers are also pleasure killers. Because pleasure is the opposite side of the coin of pain, it's feeling. And so be careful. I mean, you got to take your drugs,

I know. But actually, marijuana is the only aphrodisiac. Okay. I think, is there another one? Maybe steroids. Steroids make you horny. I'll tell you that. Oysters more like, yeah, they raise the zinc quality. But I don't know if you eat an oyster and you want to have sex. Oysters are gross. I love oysters. Oysters are great. I'm insulted by that.

No, I love oysters. I could never swallow one of them. And eating an oyster is a little bit like eating pussy. Who agrees or no? I don't agree. I think it was an oyster. No. I think it's like swallowing cum. No. Wow. I think the flavor is totally different. You mean the texture? I'm not saying the flavor is like a pussy. I'm saying the texture is like a pussy. Okay,

not the flavor, unless you're with a very fishy pussy. That'd be a really wet, slippery pussy. So I can't see. Oh, normally I'm told I have good handwriting. What that says. But you have all these cards here. So happy Valentine's Day from Sunshine. Yeah. And so accepting the Valentine's Challenge, best or worst Valentine's sex? Anybody?

Either one. Has anybody had any really great Valentine's sex? I had really bad Valentine's sex. Okay, bad. We like to hear about the bad. Well, this is what happened. I was in Chicago and I was performing at this one benefit and I was dating the bartender at the time. And then there was a girl sitting at the bar that said that she was dating him too.

Unless you're a thrupple and then that would be okay. And then I was questioning him at the bar and he goes, let's go back to my place and let's make up and we tried to make up. But then it's like, it was obvious that he was dating several other Asian women at the same time. He had an Asian woman fetish. And then he went back to the bar that the bar he worked at and my best friend

saw yet another Asian girl come into the bar. And then I went home and cried and I just you couldn't talk to me for like two weeks. I couldn't. I was the singing cocktail waitress. I couldn't sing the song My Funny Valentine because it just reminded me of that time. Yeah, it was really bad. Valentine. Now I can you sing it now. My Funny Valentine. Sweet comic Valentine. You make me smile

with your heart. That's a beautiful lucky star. Yeah. That was when I was a singing cocktail waitress back in my day. Yeah. Yeah, you're in your day. Now you're one of the stars of porn star karaoke. I am. They don't do that. Did they still do that? They do. They redid it at The Good Night now every Tuesday. Oh, okay. Cool. Come Tuesday. I told you guys come Tuesday.

This Tuesday. Good night. porn star karaoke at 9 p.m. in north Hollywood. But you aren't gonna be good chops going there with you want to give us to these boots are made for these boots are made for walking. That's just what they'll do. One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you. Show the boots. Yeah. Yeah. Look at those boots. Oh my God. Oh, lucky. Oh, yeah, baby.

Wow. I mean, you don't have to sing if you don't want to. But if you want to, tell us a joke. Obviously, I can sing. I just don't have a song. You have a Valentine joke. It doesn't have to be a Valentine song. You could sing anything. That's not working. It's mine. Oh, yeah. No, I don't do improv. I'm not an improv person. I do stand

up. This whole show is improv. Yeah, it is. Well, what do you do on a show? Or I guess a lot of the shows now are not improv. They just no stand up is never improv stand up as you always have your set ready. Right, right. But I mean doing an interview show. Yeah. How about a heckler? Have you ever had a heckler? Um, only once. He was an older gentleman. I didn't I think I just joked with

him. I didn't I wasn't like, you know, well, what did he say? Like, God, it was so long ago. All right. Not an expert. Yeah, no, I'm gonna try to talk over them because I feel like if you engage with him, it's just like, yeah, I've seen lots of guys try to argue back with him. I'm like, dude, you're making it 10 times worse. So do you make any sex jokes or jokes about being

almost a 40 year old Virgin or I don't make jokes about that. Well, I'm I'm going to be but I have a joke about when I talk about my ex. Yeah. And I don't know if you guys know what intersex is intersex. Yes, it's a hermaphrodite. Yeah. And basically I talk about how my ex was a hermaphrodite. Wow. But and that's a natural condition that, you know, is very rare, but does happen. Yeah. Where

you have both genitalia and and characteristics of both sexes. Yeah. So you could like fuck yourself? Well, conceivably, like a worm. Yeah. Well, you can fuck yourself anyway. So basically what I do is just I talk about him being being a hermaphrodite and then I just say but he wasn't literally a hermaphrodite. He was more figuratively. He just acted like a dick

It's all good. The timing worked. This is a sexuality show. We get right into it. So, okay. There's a lot of intersex people like that, you know, including that pussy ass bitch presidents who is also a dick. So, okay, well, that's that made us all laugh big time. So, but you have what what about Valentine's Day recently? Have you what was last Valentine's Day

for you? I don't think I've ever actually celebrated Valentine's Day, like maybe when I was little bit. How about Gallantines? Yeah, that's the new way to celebrate the day before Valentine's Day for women is to sort of express your love for your girlfriends. It could be lesbian love or bisexual love or it could be just friendship and admiration, maybe hate. I mean, I hate love you.

Anyway, it's a it's a it's a thing. It's it's all always on Twitter. Do you celebrate? I did that once with a girlfriend and we saw 50 we I took her ballet class and then we went to go see 50 Shades Freed and I was great because we just buddies but then the sex part I'm like but it's like we weren't friends like that but you know but it was nice to celebrate with

loved ones. It doesn't necessarily have to be a man or significant other. Just celebrate love and chocolate and friendship and family and you don't need no man to complete you on Valentine's Day because you complete yourself. Now men you can do you can do Valentine's Day. I don't know what do men do with a they go to a bromance they have bromance and they go romance day right

okay well we all need each other but you know not every minute yeah you could have that would be a broski kind of thing to do right what are these things sunshine they're they're you're valid they're so creative they can be kind of hate I love that these are great because sunshine is an art everybody yeah I love the frog yeah it's totally refrigerator quality

very totally going up on my fridge and we have of course chocolate chocolate but the chocolate labrador he's scratching sniff so you can like have chocolate and not okay thank you so by the way I'm wearing horns getting ready for looper calia it does smell good because I am the original patron saint of valentine's day which was

looper calia so we'll talk more about that next week but right now if you're in a couple what do you do how do you have great valentine's sex you're our foremost expert lucky oh um yeah valentine's sex I actually do have a significant other this year which is so unusual for me um but unfortunately he's not you know doing so well financially but that

doesn't mean you can't write each other a love note cook each other dinner just give each other massage I told him I just want a massage and a tongue bath I met him on fat life and he's the biggest nerd on the planet I love him to death but I never thought I meet someone on and he's not in not at all but he's very understanding fetish uh just likes to you know like think he doms me

every once in a while but really it's just kind of like oh yeah just put your hand here and pull my hair and call me your bitch and then we'll call it okay what is he on that like is he said he was a dom and when I saw a picture of him like oh this I gotta see he looks like he looks like this is exactly and he's a comedian and and he teaches improv and all this other stuff but he's I he has a

really big heart and a really big dick what are you doing I'm there because like sometimes I host swingers parties and a lot of the swingers people it's like a little community but really it's more for just marketing or whatever but he I get messages like daily guys ask me out like hourly and then sometimes I'm like no no no no and for him I was just gonna like yeah well I'm hungry

and that was a year ago do you put yourself down as like a sub or I put myself I originally put myself as a sub and then I said switch and now I just said vanilla because every once in a while when I get into the bdsm aspect I just want to laugh because you're just like take a bitch I'm like and I think your advice and saying that he's you know kind of broke

is important right now because even though our markets are high a lot of people in this gig economy aren't making a lot of money and the billionaires are taking it all yes yeah call from India we have a call from India you're not ready okay let let us know when you're ready hello India no we're not ready right now we've got one camera running go ahead okay is there a name to the

person look it up can somebody answer that call all right or should I I don't I just need all of organization I need audio not India okay so okay okay what's his name he's from India he's having what is his name Sid oh Sid okay and he's having these fantasies about forced games

hello Sid uh does that make him gay wow okay we'll decide all right sis we're gonna find out whether you're gay or not hello hi Sid welcome to the Dr. Susan block show and a whole panel of experts and sex experts for you it's a whole gang bang of women to give you lots of good sex information about your very important question which is about your your you fantasize about a gang

bang and of course the best kinds of gangbangers the only kind we recommend in real life are consensual gang bangs where the person that's being gang bang is uh totally consenting enthusiastically consenting but you know our fantasies are often not so you know proper and so you fantasize about forced gang bang is that it okay is it women with dildos or what it said it gang bang by strong men

you fantasize about being gang banged by strong men yeah yourself with big okay all right with big penises and big muscles or yeah all of it and and no loop just tears yeah oh yeah you want to describe it a little bit more or is somebody in the room describe because uh actually when I was a kid um you know like uh not exactly a kid when I was in my team I used to love myself for exposing myself to you

know like random people from my balcony which is not really consensual I was just gonna say it sounds totally consensual it's not but you were a team so you know on the balcony all right yeah we'll forgive you yeah and we don't recommend it to anybody but yeah but forgiveness is but let me know if anybody's going to do it in my neighborhood so I can watch you so good I enjoy watching you see it humiliate

them at that time when you humiliate them yeah how would you humiliate them would you come on them or peel no no no I I felt I felt humiliated when someone would actually humiliate it and smile and laugh at me uh-huh oh you felt humiliated of course of course so now you still like being humiliated in your mind uh but do you you pursue that in your real life yeah yeah how about in

real life you you do you do that every day what do you do it's a week or you don't still expose yourself on the balcony do you know actually now now I don't do that oh probably wise for my you what what was the last part I developed I started reading the actually so now now I like being forced I don't know why suddenly I have this the last couple of years

like four to five years I feel being dominated right the best thing that turns me on and I've been trying to get more more and more dirty into the act dirty what does dirty mean non-consensual or just a lot of body yeah I want to fantasize about being forced I see into an alley and side up wow like my nipples rippled off wow wow so you like to be fantasized

about being raped right you want to be raped gang ripped you want to be gang gang gang right okay would you like that to happen to you in real life or not really really yeah I I would I would definitely like that I don't know if you really would okay I have a question are you still attracted to women right or no are you ever attracted to me the thing is the thing is I actually like women

and uh but the thing is uh thank you before it's by men right well let's hear a little bit about your thing with women though before we go we'll get back to the men don't worry we won't leave the men because I know you we're here to talk about you and your men fantasy but do you have relationships with women I I like are you married or in a relationship or a single I'm I'm married I'm married

you are married okay how's your sex life okay good for you okay yeah can she pretend to be a gang of men and and you know dominate you in an alley yeah no does she know about that fantasy no I have no is it because you're too embarrassed or you think she wouldn't like it okay you know what you should do you should get drunk with your wife and then tell her your fantasy and if she judges

you for the next stage you say oh that was just the booze talking it wasn't real I can forget about it right I have a different way of putting it which doesn't involve booze but you know booze is good I mean if you're not an alcoholic but you could also say I had this wild dream oh wake up all groggy and say oh I had this dream these guys went after me in an alley and it was crazy

you don't say it was bad or good but it was and so you see how she reacts to the dream and then you know she reacts badly you say well it was just a dream but if she goes oh that's interesting then well I need to I need to make that leap I don't know when I will have to be able to but one day I will try well I think you're taking a baby step by talking to us so what else do we advise

our first of all I want to know was it an arranged marriage good arranged marriages can be good valentine you celebrate valentine's day there in India I think you do don't you yeah you said yes yeah yeah all right happy valentine's day maybe for valentine's day you'll wake up and have this dream yeah but I'm also curious if he's ever had

like feelings for a man I'm like we are very we are very happy to be married uh-huh have you ever we are very happy to be married but what fantasies that make me go crazy sometimes just me oh okay and do you ever have feelings for a man is what lucky up specific man a man you mean no no never it was never specific it was just more you know about it it's not even about

the man it's about the rush I used I used to get when I fantasize about being forced and being out of control and getting into acts of things I wouldn't do cause getting in eat my own cum stuff like that well you can eat your own cum anyway or you can have your wife make you eat your own cum or she could use a strap on with you have you done any of that

yeah okay all right so you've gotten pretty far with this thing even though you haven't I mean how far can you get I really don't think you should hire a group of guys to gang bang you in an alley I don't think it's safe not as fun as you think maybe you're like closet gay or something do you think you might be gay I think he's just freaky and and I think so too I think he just

freaks out the dominates pansexual might be it yeah he's not he's not it sounds like he just likes someone to take control of him it likes like he wants to be the helpless victim in this but but he's instilled in control yeah he likes to be submissive to a great extent he can get his wife to do that or she she likes to do that maybe he doesn't get her to do that she just does that

but I would understand why in a fairly sexist society as most societies are in this state age but certainly Indian society when I visited India was pretty sexist you know I can imagine why you would want to think of this ultimate control of you gang bang is conducted by men and because men are in control you know traditionally and so that's who your mind would come up with as the

ultimate you know masters of you so I mean I wouldn't worry that you're gay yeah go ahead Sid yeah so it started with and over a period I felt you know fandom was getting bored and I was looking into the other side of you know actually you know gay BDSM and no when you say it started with a fendom do you mean a real fendom in real life or in your

fantasy yeah actually I was in the U.S. or your wife oh there you go so there and downtown and that kind of you know so they used to they they oh wow and does your wife know about your visits to the Chicago FEMDA does the wife know about the visits to the Chicago FEMDA other than the gay BDSM stuff I've been very open about it I've told her I've been in a lot of

petitions very parties and you know okay well good for you that you can be open but you know this is another level okay she might be okay with the next level I wouldn't describe it as gay I would just I mean nothing wrong with being gay at all you know we might have a gay president you know Pete Buttplug or what no excuse me Pete Buttchud Budger

anyway he's he's sort of okay so I'm not gonna say anything bad about Democrats really seriously kids sorry coronavirus no I shouldn't say anything funny about coronavirus either but but I do have a gas mask girl device just in case I need it I just shot for gas mask girl yeah gas mask girl whoo this is there they were here for halloween you're here yeah yeah I was

I was um I think I shot the scene right before she came over here yeah oh I'm smiling and thinking I'm getting my picture taken no one can see me this is the new look I gave them an award actually this year for most stylish fetish most timely fetish not stylish timely because you know it's true more and more people need masks it's terrible I mean I like masks I think masks are

very theatrical and fun and can be sexy but when you have to wear them they're awful you know just ridiculously awful everyone at the airport wears them now oh yeah at the airport because um yeah when I was coming back from the Philippines it's like almost everyone had one on and it's not like a a germaphobe thing there's so much stuff I always when I get off a plane I always like my nose and my

eyes are watering and I just can barely breathe and it's just from the air on the planes and then with all the viruses going around it that doubled it yeah it's scary to fly I just flew and it everybody had masks on oh my god just seeing that scary like when I lived in Japan everybody had that was a part of my culture shock I was like oh my god why does everybody have a mask why why

honestly I just think I'm just trying to be polite like if they're sick and they don't want to get used to it no there's a lot of reasons but that's a big one yeah I dated a Japanese guy and he told me if I have a cough and I'm on the train if I'm not wearing a mask I feel like I don't have the right to cough and I'm like you don't have the right to cough but you can't help it well but you

should wear a mask if you're going to cough actually masks are known for not really protecting you from something yeah there you go no I was wearing that the other day but I don't have any virus they have a professional one but you can't breathe in it it's very hard to yeah yeah that's the problem it's good to wear if uh you are going to if you have a cold right so you don't want to so you don't

infect other people when you sneeze at all they'll jump right in there yeah with all that moisture and uh we got a new nest it's fun to wear for about five minutes and then you start to go I think it's a look I think I look authentically yes yes yeah I was just gonna say I look like a nurse there is something sexy about it I got to say and I wonder lucky when is there going to be a porn

we did but it wasn't porn did you oh we forgot about Sid Sid are you there we were talking about would you want to be gang banged by a bunch of guys in masks uh well anyway so so back to you did we solve your problem uh or did you have another question and we're running out of time and then you're going to need a credit card right you really should call the Dr. Susan

Block Institute exactly at 213-291-9497 we should talk to him like that if you want it is everything in india okay how's the muslims doing down there they're in pakistan yeah no but they don't want to have to give them citizenship in india now all for real yeah I think that's a little complicated I'm just saying yeah no that's I'm just asking how the muslims are doing down there

that's all you want to be gang banged by muslim or hindu or does it matter how about if we just lick a little pussy huh oh there we go I think we're dissolving into the second part of the show so Sid happy valentine's day have a great valentine's day I think we got a great start for you a baby step forward into your sexuality and uh and and you got us so excited

we got to move along what one last question yes yes quick okay yeah who do you recommend talking to you from your doctors I either me or uh I can do it or Violet is the best you know but you know I'm the best but I'm not always available because sometimes I'm being gang banged yeah hot I'm retired so I don't do gang bangs anymore Chanel has the sultry voice oh I do call

you you're very nice thank you two one three two nine one nine four nine seven okay don't forget to have that dream happy gang bang valentine's day yeah and we do have a whole new page on gang bangs on uh on the dr susan block institute site take care thank you so if you have a gang bang on valentine's day I have to give you chocolate or what yeah I think I think that should be a prerequisite

a lot of people have gang bangs for valentine's day gang bangs not a lot but it is a thing okay everyone okay how much time do we have well we started 20 minutes late so we got another 20 minutes that's it all right so uh so let's see so I think we're ready to move along to the non-facebook portion of the show oh yeah this is what a viewer said what did a viewer say I can't

read this you read it uh Laura Henryk said sunshine please give the girl in pink overnees a OTK spanking what's an OT over the knee oh that's it over the knee over the knee request for me and you oh okay okay so we're going to move we're all going to move forward here did you want a spanking well of course okay that sounds good uh so let's uh let's move along here the vanobos got destroyed

normally I feel oh boy I'm always the one getting spanked she is usually the one getting spanked so this is exciting I have no experience I don't know what I'm doing all right so sit towards here I guess we're leaving the studio here let's let's spread the bonobo Valentine blanket and let's all come to the front part and uh I don't know should we order our spanking victim to

do a little strip tease she's already almost naked yeah yeah let's let's have a little strip tease music I hear it already might as well uh yeah hold on to that mic I think I think the viewer requested this for me come on over here everybody come on over here here she is fabulous milf Rita daniel and what size are those knockers girl amazing what size eight hundreds ccs

I mean what size bra 36 double f I can't I can't get this uh close to 36 double f fucking fabulous 36 double f all right just so you know those of you who are numbers oriented we got 36 double f sorry facebook youtube but you can't see the 36 double f unless you watch on dr susanblock.com live dr susanblock.com slash live gotta hit that slash so that you can uh

you know see the good stuff right or dr susanblock.tv so whoa and they move they do these are bonobo dolls they'll buy you some sushi and drinks at the end of the show all right whoa look at those they're very talented wow I'm totally impressed can I feel oh nice I'm enjoying you know what boobs are just great yeah exactly they always compare

and these are particularly great boobs yeah amazing and so let's see so I guess you should pull these oh I don't know I don't know how to spank you don't know how to spank how could you not know how to spank after all the spankings I put in here oh yeah let's pull down the uh because the ass is amazing too it's like yeah yeah yeah it's boobs ass it's just amazing over I'll hold your boobs so they don't

fall off uh while you're getting spanked look at these yeah she's a smart model she moved her arm away from her boobs yeah so the photographers could get the boobs while she's getting spanked and so I could get close to them as sunshine go ahead give her spanking not too hard unless she asks for it yes girl spank it oh yeah I'm gonna pull my hair too I don't want to get this one too

my nice hair too oh I got spanked so hard by this darling Tom oh my god I couldn't sit down for a week wow and so she's spanking you good oh here comes lucky star with a flock and the safe word is how that fucking my safe word is go for it girl you know I'll just do a nice little so I could get your pussy a little bit oh yeah cheeks a little bit just a nice little but I'll also caress the

what are you holding in your hand this oh that's all wrapped up but if you're going to use it you should unwrap it we wrap it for safety that's the thing I like to do yeah that's what they do at the meat market it's literally there you go but since you're dominating Rita how about if I dominate you and ask you to do a striptease lucky star and take off your red dress okay I guess I

could hang on and then you can they continue you know what you're doing I mean not to interrupt you but oh look at that Valentine shaped ass yeah girl pretty Valentine shaped ass with a red and white no it's okay I have another leg I have another leg it's okay and what kind of panties say I meant to do that

single solos oh unfortunately he passed so but I wore this because it was red sexy sexy I want to try your your your skirt try your skirt all right I talked to God directly say yo what's going on yeah perfect skirt oh belly dance oh yeah yeah oh very nice very yeah to be humble now I mean if you want to also get involved our comedian Barbie

you you can or you can just give us some commentary okay can you hear me yeah yeah I'm good I'm just taking it all hey hey you remember Alisa Poteet Alisa Poteet she did well not did she get naked or she got topless yeah so one yeah that's a shaking going on yeah no bonobos girl happy world bonobo day

it's actually Tahitian dance but I've always wanted to say it looks kind of Hawaiian you know whatever it is it's sexy it's like uh sometimes a more east coast which is grass I love those things we're just a little yeah yeah I can't really I'm being like Shakira I'm being entertained by these beauties you want to see your book right

she's trying to peel a dick and and and she's doing it good here here comes wow we we try to keep them you know clean and and uh so we wrap them make sure Trump that's a real gallantines they right there get to uh have any fun I bet you were popular in high school oh wow double sucker yeah gangbang that double ended dick yeah babies yeah

this is the show that Sid wants to see how about between the titties too cayenne pepper cayenne pepper is it hot it is like spicy like I think there's it's it's a bathroom not in the middle it kind of is kind of like an aftertaste maybe I don't know I want to try this I tried this last time

I was on okay last time what did you do the Sybian okay oh the Sybian okay okay let's move that over here and uh we should wrap that too do we have the uh the wrap let's wrap it up girls because we are always saran wrap very safe sexy can anybody help with this or you guys just want to watch the girls pant oh yeah motor bunny baby you're right it does have an aftertaste of us it's not human though so

I think it's just a little Tabasco sauce whoa after shoes you always get control I get the controls baby I'm very controlling all right so here we are it was so great lucky star is taking her Valentine's Day warm up motor bunny ride

yeah girl here she goes where's the microphone can I have a microphone can somebody get me in my one of those microphones please all right uh actually the other one is more reliable let me have both okay how's it feel oh that that is quite lovely getting beyond lovely yeah baby oh my god give her a little spanking

yeah oh you guys gotta try this oh my god I gotta kind of concentrate here so she doesn't need two microphones okay you can use the one here microphone microphone are you gonna come baby because I'm gonna wrap you up this is your lucky day lucky star give us a good luck orgasm to warm up for valentine's day

is it orgasm Houston all right right let's hear it for lucky star yeah warm enough right after I come for valentine's day did you want to try it do you want to try it read it yeah okay let's uh rewrap rewrap okay here we go have you ever ridden a motor bunny or a Sybian

talk on to your microphone I have I have done a Sybian Sybian well it's not similar it's very similar but it doesn't have the dick um hang on do it the other way so we don't cover the label because after all everything is branding right okay so we're wrapping it up just like you gotta wrap it up boys

meaning your wiener when you have sex with a new valentine especially if you you know don't have a valentine and you go to the bar and have a Sybian you hook up you know test test okay okay so get right on there read a girl okay so now sunshine you want to hold her microphone and I will control she wants to ride that baby make sure you're nice and situated okay here goes Rita Daniels

on the Sybian on the Sybian those nice 36 double ass bouncing around and her beautiful valentine twat yeah yeah yeah oh yeah okay with her buttocks Vibrations are rising and the heat is also rising here in the little church. Get a girl.

Get a girl. That's it. Oh yeah. Yeah Rita.

Go girl. Go girl. Oh yeah. Feel those vibrations.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You gotta get one. In the meantime, you're getting this one or it's going to get you, it's going to get you Valentine.

Yeah. This is what you gotta get your Valentine for Valentine's Day. A motor bunny. Motor bunny.

Motor bunny. Motor bunny. Yeah. I mean I think sexy thoughts.

But it's good for your honey. Big cop. It's a motor bunny. Oh yes.

Yeah. Get it. Get it. Oh yeah.

So bring it down. Oh yes. Bring it up. Here we go.

Get it girl. Get it. Woo. Yes.

Oh yeah. Bring it down. Or bring it up. Oh my gosh.

You know sometimes you gotta pull it out a little bit until they beg you to put it back in. Put it back in. And put it over there.

That's it girl. Get it. Oh yes. Get it.

Get it. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That's it.

That's it. Get it girl. Rub that heart shaped pussy all over that motor bunny. Oh yeah.

Rub it down. Do it. Do it. Do it.

Do it. Until you satisfy. Look at that. Oh yeah.

These boots are made for walking and this pussy is made for coming and that's just what it'll do. Oh yeah. Oh rub it.

Yeah. Use everything you know. Rub it with your fingers. Oh yeah.

Oh. Do you squirt? Oh. That's okay.

We can wash the blanket. Yeah. Okay. That's it.

Oh look at those finger nails. So fetishy. Oh yeah. Oh rub it down girl.

Read it. Daniels. Milf. Cougar.

Stacked. Pornstar. Cover girl. Do it.

Do it. Get it girl. Get it girl. Fingers in her cunt.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Right in that Valentine cunt.

That's it. Oh pink. Oh yeah. Just like her outfit.

Oh yeah. Oh my. Oh my. Oh look at that.

Oh yeah. Oh my. Oh it really worked. Oh yes.

Oh yes. Lots of come in. Oh my. Oh lots of come.

Oh yeah. Did you come? Uh huh. Oh you did.

Okay. So much excitement. I wasn't sure. But Houston we have orgasm.

We have orgasm. And let's give a big hand to Rita Daniels. Daniels. I'm really surprised I don't own one of these.

Well. I think everybody's. Valentine. Valentine.

Or your Valentine is broke. Sorry. Did you want to ride it? No I've ridden one before.

Oh yeah. I actually know a city and actually not. Well this is a similar thing. No I'm good.

We love city. Did you have a good orgasm? I've never. Sybians are good yeah.

Okay everybody now let's move this thing please. And let's all gather around. Can you sit here too? Or sit somewhere near me?

Because now we're going to try to do some group activity shots. And we're going to say hey it's been a great day. And a great night. And a great Valentine's Day warm up brothers and sisters,

lovers and sinners. We're getting horny for Lupercalia. And we're getting ready for World Bonobo Day. So I just want to thank my fabulous guests.

Okay. Really a great group tonight. So first thank you Lucky Star for coming back after all these years. Thank you.

We love you. Thank you. Where do we find you on the Internet? At Club Lucky Star both Twitter and Instagram is 2Rs.

All right. Well thank you for telling us how to spell. Just ask who. 2Rs.

For the star. She's special. She's special. 2Rs.

Okay. And where do we find you Rita Daniels? Rita Daniels. Rita Daniels.

What? No no no no no no. Oh sorry. RitaDaniels.com.

Instagram is Rita underscore Daniel 69. And Twitter is Rita Daniels 69. And there was the million dollar cock you just saw up there. Oh.

Million dollar cock. Yeah a million dollar cock. Karen. From Brazzers.

Yeah. This cock is insured for a million dollars. Oh oh oh okay. All right.

How do you press that? Is that a dildo or an actual cock? I was going to say ask Lloyds of London. Lloyds.

You insured it. Yeah. Good to know. Yeah.

And who was that again? Karen Lee. Oh Karen Lee. From Brazzers.

Oh yeah. Okay. He's going to be on the show. Barbie you have comedy shows coming up.

Barbie. Where do we find you? I'm on Instagram. Can you hear me?

Yeah. Okay. Instagram. Barbie doll comedy.

And Twitter. And Twitter. Yeah. Barbie bird.

And do you have any comedy shows coming up? At the moment I don't know. Yeah. Well when you do you've got plenty of fodder.

Yeah. Or some sex jokes. I was on this crazy show. The doctor says about sex.

Yeah. So anyway we want to thank you all. We love to combine sex and comedy because you know. Sex is funny.

And laughter is a mental orgasm. Sex has been taken over by right wing mobsters folks. Wake up. I'm going to show you guys my new tattoo.

Oh yeah. New tattoo. Nice. Very nice.

A spirit catcher. Give her the microphone. This is dream in Chinese. And this is a dream catcher.

Because I'm half Cherokee and half French. Well how exotic. Yes. Half Cherokee, half French.

Perfect for Chinese New Year. Yeah. That's very cool. So okay.

So I think that about sums it up for now. But we want you to yeah. Get the bastards the Trump publicans vote them out. That's the only opportunity they give us.

Aside from protesting in the street which I'm so pleased to see people doing. And we have to do it more and more. But you know you also got to try to vote. Thank you.

Even though a lot of times they don't count your vote. But hey got to do what we can. And I want you to celebrate World Bonobo Day which is Valentine's Day. Make like bonobos.

Not baboons. Make love not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you.

I love you. You're my Valentine. You're the clap side. To talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else.

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You need to talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else. You can talk with us. I'm Dr. Susan Block your mistress of the airwaves. But my day job is director of the Dr. Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Arts and Sciences.

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