Pansensual Chef Be*LiVE & Daniele Watts take Bonoboville!
by Dr. Susan Block
My Womb Room explodes in bacchanalian ecstasy as naked celebrity newlyweds Danièle Watts and Chef Be*Live lead the good citizens of Bonoboville in a group wedding dance of orgiastic, artistic, giggling, wiggling, intergalactic proportions in an amazing night of bonoboësque, fluffy-pink fun and deep, penetrating Weapons of Mass Discussion
Full transcript of Pansensual Chef Be*LiVE & Daniele Watts take Bonoboville! on The Dr. Susan Block Show:
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Brothers and sisters, loggers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs and swingers, bonobos and bacontes, yeas who are stressed, as blessed, and rockin' chefs. Yes, indeed, all you children of sex, and we are all children of sex,
with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Amen. Come on into the womb, room, room, brothers and sisters, can I hear an A-women? A-women. I want to welcome you, the Dr. Susan Block show, live from the womb room in Bonoboville. We're gonna rock tonight, brothers and sisters. We have celebrity newlyweds, Chef Belan, Rockstar, and Danielle Watts is Watts playing.
Yes, indeed, oh yes, and we are fluffing it up because Missy Galore is gonna entertain us soon with a little fluff. The goodness, and we have Ja, the god, Ja-ra, Zen, drummin' away, yeah. And we are here for you, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, and we are going to, you know, have a very exciting show about sex with a capital X, because that's what we
focus on, you know. We go off into music and dance and romance and politics and feathers and peace on earth and, you know, all the other subjects, but we always come back to sex. And wow, I've got some sexy guests crawling around on my floor. Yes indeed, Danielle Watts is Watts playing, and you may recognize her as the lovely cupcake Coco, the little pet of Leonardo DiCaprio, that evil, evil
Mandingo fighter, owner, guy, whoo, evil, and she is his cupcake and really knows how to eat an ear of corn, let me tell you. I've never seen an ear of corn look so phallic and sexy. Yes, very sexy. And speaking of food, we have the rock star chef himself, co-creator along with Danielle of Juice Bar, who's gonna juice us up with some aphrodisiac. We are celebrating
their marriage. They just got married. I think they were somewhat at least inspired by their first appearance on the Dr. Susan Block show, our 24th wedding anniversary. They thought if those two crazy revolutionaries can do it, they can do it too. And they're doing it, because it's only been a month, but they're doing great. Wow. Oh, wow, wow. They are so awesome. And they got,
you gotta get a microphone. These are the microphones. We must be heard. We got married like infinite lifetimes ago. Well, yeah. And we've known each other for three and a half years, but it seems like a million. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know each other very, very well. You're already throwing hats at each other. I love how Danielle is in my pink thong panties.
Very pretty. So here's a microphone. Here's a microphone on the floor. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? You may recognize her as the police woman in weeds. Oh, that deep voice. I'm a police officer. Yes. Oh no, watch out. Yes indeed. Watch out. She's on both sides. You know what side you're on. She's on every side. Danielle. Yes, with an accent.
All right, guys. Welcome back. Welcome back. Thank you. Oh my God. We love you. We're excited. Can we have some applause? Yes. See the clap sign. See the clap sign and clap. And we're so excited that you are actually married. You did a fast and fabulous Vegas wedding. Yeah, you lost your mind. We did. Here you go, love.
That's a good husband finds the microphone. Oh, you know, my queen is with my with. Oh my It's great that you caught on to that. She calls me hub. I call her with the adventures of hub and with hubs. And so I know you wanted to make us a treat an aphrodisiac just in case we're not already very turned on. Can't hurt to have a little addition. Yes, and this is something
that is a tonic is a yes bar special. Well, you know, it I would say at the juice bar, it would be a special. It's we call it right now. It's in its infancy stages, but we call it star rocks. The tonic tonic latte, like a tonic latte, like a tonic with stars and all kinds of organic goodness. It's already seeing the stars. I want to make you out with the stars on the
doctor. I want to make it right now. What do you like one? Yes. We're going to have okay, we're going to rock in star star rocks. We're going to have stars inside of us. Yeah. Yeah, we've got fluff and we've got stars and aphrodisiac elixirs. Okay, you have to talk on the microphone. It's going to be a little loud, but it's going to be a little bad. So we're going to have
it. I want him to play didgeridoo. Well, we're going to get it. Not too loud. We're going to turn this into an instrument. We don't want to get into it. Yeah. Excuse me. We're going to make. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, my gosh. That is a toy if I ever saw one. Oh, my God. Oh, boy.
I've seen you do a lot of things, honey. This is a new one. This is fresh. Oh, Tom Rosen pulls it off. It hums. It actually has some vibration going. Yeah, I'm sure. I know. It must be a new toy. Oh, like a Harley. Are we mixed? So right now, we are going to start it. I wanted to witness this
for a moment. I was like, whoa. Oh, okay. Yeah. Got caught up. I'm just going to feel that. Okay. Okay. Hold his microphone like a good whiff while he does this so we can hear what are you doing? Yeah. So basically, whoa, it's not on. Yeah, there we go. So basically what I want to do is I'm taking this purified alkaline, starfire water and I am actually mixed. It's warm. It's not too hot,
so it's going to stay raw in the living. So the aphrodisiac herbs, the adaption herbs, superfoods, they all stay activated and just ready to go into your body and absorb into the cells. Oh, I am ready to have it go into my body. Now, we're just going to play with it right here because I don't know what I'm going to put in. I'm going to put a few ingredients in
and so we can be done really easily. We only have a quick, we're going to turn this into a music machine too. I'm going to put some of my talk mushrooms in it. This is a medicinal mushroom. We're not in the way that you're thinking. They're not a psychedelic. We're going to give it a little bit of a coffee flavor. It's a happy hornblower.
Oh, yeah. I'm going to put some cinnamon, some organic cinnamon. Remember all these are... Oh, please. Thank you, Wes. This is Chef Belive and Cinnamon. You are the assistant chef. I'm such an amazing chef. Such an amazing chef. It's not even my cuisine anymore. It's both of our cuisine. It's both of our cuisine. That's right. You two now have half a bit. Here we go.
We're mixing it up. We're so connected. This is so fresh. It's happening right now. We're literally creating this together. Dr. Susie TV. Oh my. And you're waving the flag. It's an election year. And yes, it is important to remember. Symbols mean symbols point to the infinite. Incident. And when you point to the
infinite with symbols, you remember the infinite. And when you remember the infinite, you remember that... Remember the Alamo, too. Yes. And when you remember the Alamo, you remember that... That we're all in Mexico. And I read your little write-up on remembering your American heritage as you were playing Coco in Django Unchained. It unchained Danielle. And Danielle learned about
some like... Oh, I got his name. I think I helped him. You got to get off the horn. Got to get off the horn for a second. Okay. So his name... I'll get back on. I think you just named... I like to tease. Dr. Susie have a mini orgasm with your digits too. Your great-great-granddad was this white renegade in the south. And it's very...
Not only was he a revolutionary mofo that fought off the Confederate army and created his whole town into a free state, but he married his great-great-grandmother. So they were a very controversial interracial couple back in the 1860s or so. Oh, yes. I can imagine. Danielle is now playing her great-great-grandmother with the boa around her head. Okay, here comes the magic.
Okay. Okay. Cameras, horns, horn section. Instruments. Again. Let's mix it, baby. Rocket. Yeah. Rock those stars. Chef been live. Danielle, what is what's playing? What's rocking? What's mixing? Yeah, baby. And jaw is playing his instrument. I am riding it. We are mixing it. We are whoo. Spanking it. Wow. That sound is not coming out of Danielle's ass, by the way.
That sound is going into her ass. Right. I'm just wanting people to understand that's not coming out of her ass. Okay. That's all right. We have mixed. The mixture is ready. The mixture is mixed. Oh, not quite ready yet, but it's mixed. And do we have the cups? The cups. Okay. We have notes. We're ready for some deliciousness. We are ready for some delicious
deliciousness. And let's see. This is Star Rocks Rockstar Aphrodisiac Tonic Tea Latte's by Chef the Live and Danielle Watts. And we are very excited to have this amazing couple here. We're going to be talking and drinking and playing and dancing, but I want to take a moment to present the Bonobo Way Female Empowerment Outreach Project
Award. The Bonobo Way Female Empowerment Outreach Project is a gift program that is thanks to the generosity of philanthropist environmentalists and investor Malcolm Jones. In addition to being an investor, Malcolm is an inventor and a social and political activist who has supported the women's movement for many decades. And when a fellow male feminist recommended the Bonobo Way,
Malcolm found that he was swinging through the trees with his own beliefs that the empowerment of females, especially in the realm of sexuality, can bring peace to the world. Yeah. And yes, indeed, the Bonobos empower the females far more than any other great ape culture, and they have never been seen killing each other in the wild or captivity. Cheers to the Bonobo
Way, to Danielle Watts and Chef the Live, and tonight's recipient of the Bonobo Way Female Empowerment Outreach Project is Danielle Watts. There you go. That's what's playing. That's what's happening. That's what's doing. Oh, that's delicious. Yummy, yummy, yummy. That's delicious. Oh, yeah. You are. Don't spill your lot. Oh, you're going to spill it? Okay.
I won't worry about it then. These are the insider secrets. Okay, except we don't have a microphone. Your years of theater school, which I feel like you here you go. Okay. I was saying, was all of those years of theater school? Yes, finally paid off. You are getting an award. You got an award. Open it. Open it. Open it. It's a
real. Take a sip of your aphrodisiac. I know. We got it. We might add that. Chinese herbs. Nice. Might add that this gift from from this gentleman is only a part of hundreds of thousands of dollars that he's given away to these projects. Wow. Yeah. He just amazing. Yeah. And quietly and you know, but he's not being quiet anymore. No, I said that he would like his name out there.
Now we're making you. We love you. Yes. Love, love, love. We can get the dinner tonight. Thank you. You know, Mal Jones believes that the revolution is money. And it's all about seeding the women of the world that we see fit to seed. And we see them. Oh yeah, look at that. Oh, that is so sexy. I love it.
Yes. Yes. Oral sex with money. Yes. Do it again. Do it again. Do it again. Here we go. Okay. Do it again. Please. Oh, yes. Oh, look at them kissing through the Ben Franklin. Oh, yes. Sexy money. Don't break anything. Thank you, Mal. Malcolm Jones, brothers and sisters. He is gifting women who have shown themselves. Suck and blow empowerment. Okay, so now it's
serious for a minute. Okay. Empowerment. And you may spend it however you like on dinner or investment in a project. Now the reason why I had to. Mal would appreciate this. Yes, I'm sure he will. I'm going to hold this in my pocket. What's his name? Malcolm Jones. Malcolm Jones. Now, Malcolm Jones, the reason why I had to take my clothes off. Yes. Yes.
To receive this Dr. Susan Block Female Empowerment Award is because I love my body. Yes, I do too. Yeah. Free the body. I think there are several of us. Buddy love. We share your love. Beautiful. And somehow you haven't always, so you've had a revolution in your life. Thanks to the Los Angeles police department. Yeah.
Yeah. And every single person who said anything nasty to me on TMZ or anywhere else, they are the reason why I stand naked here today. Woohoo. Let's hear it for the LAPD and all the nasty talkers. Lovers, haters and fornicators.
Congratulations. With beautiful, beautiful with play your flute with a fresh air in honor of the Female Empowerment Award. While I he's got a flute, it's a magical. Yeah, please. May the pipes blow as we empower. Somebody put the money in the bank. Yeah, you know, I put it in my pocket.
We're married now. So, you know, I know. I know how that is. It's how it works, you know. How does it feel so hot now? It's really hot. Okay. You know, I'm joining her. It's like a good night in the nobleville with Chef Beelive and Danielle Watts and yes, their friends are here. They're surrounded by friends and lovers. I think a few lovers, maybe soon to be lovers.
And they are just kind of rude into the little musical accompaniment. We have an award winner here also that would be Missy Galore. And Missy Galore is a shamanatrix and just won a 2016 Global Peace Song Award for her song, Glovalution. Because we are the lovelution. Loving each other and loving our love ourselves the more we can love everyone else. So,
I salute this Empowerment Award winner. Yeah. That's right. And we are saluting the lovely married couple, the pan sensual newlyweds, Chef Beelive, Danielle Watts live on the Dr. Susan Block show and naked, by the way. And it is gotopolis Eve. I think it's and it's the day after Women's Day or something like that. It's like all kinds of holidays.
Yeah. Oh yeah. It's also a very special day because Danielle and the Chef are celebrating their final day of community service which I believe was yesterday. All right. Women's Day. And of course they are servants of the community forever more. Yes. In a way. But it was a special
trash pickup or something. It was beautiful. It was wonderful. You got really connected to the earth. Keep America beautiful. All the Los Angeles parks and love some people up. It's amazing. Love them up. Love them up. Did they let you do it together? They sure did. Almost every day of the 15 days. It was amazing.
We're like very bonding experience. Oh. I feel a beginner. I had the wrong one. I think there's different tea lattes. I gotta say I feel more natural and in my home more than I ever have in my life right now. More than in your life? But you've had a very revolutionary life. My husband's. And it's all led me up to this moment. Oh right. It's all led all of us up to
this moment. This is our moment. So my husband here. Yeah. He's been a he's been an outlaw. Yeah. He's been a porn star. Hobby baby. He's had experiments with his parking brake. Woo. With his what? His parking. With his parking brake. No. You're supposed to put it in the exhaust. Not in the parking brake in the exhaust. Isn't
that something to do with multiple orgasms before you have the ejaculation? You break and then you go and then you break. I'm really not the sexual revolutionary. You're not? No. When you say you're not something that's something you are. So he's saying like in other words like look at me. Yeah. I'm the like peacock. I am. I'm actually the age
of Aquarius. He's saying I am the goddess. You know he's saying that the goddess revolution is actually coming through him. Well my grandmother she called me queen frenzy. Well she called me Francine and then it evolved to queen Francine. So what can I say? Well it's good to be in touch with your feminine side. I love it. Yeah. I wouldn't want to be here if not. And yeah we're all getting in
touch with our fluffer side. The fluffing. Word to the fluff. I got fluff in power. The goodness. Oh yeah. Fluff the goodness. So should we play one of these songs? Yeah. Which one? Fluff the goodness. Okay are you ready for some fluff? Are we ready? Cue it up. We're going to do fluff. Fluff the goodness. All right we got fluff. All right. Yeah. Here we go. It's coming.
Missy Galore. Winner. The Global Peace Song Award. You, you, you, you, you. We're fluffing it. Fluff fluff fluff.
It's our past no formal dimension. It's always moving. We fluff it. The better the vibe. Fluff it. The fluff it. The better the vibe. We fluff it. The more we fluff it. The better the vibe. Vibes are getting fluffy. When things are going wrong. Yeah. Remember this song and when things are going right. Remember share your life. Crystal died here. Yeah.
Fluffing aura is so clear. Fluff the goodness. Fluff it up. Fluff the goodness. Fluff it up. Fluff the goodness. Fluff it up. Fluff the goodness. The more we fluff the more we fluff it. The better the vibe. Come people fluff it up. Fluff up your good good stuff. Fluff your stuff till it's well! Share your fluff and light it up now. Come people fluff it up.
Fluff it up. Fluff it up. Yay. Let's hear it for Missy Galore. And Daniel Watts and Chef Delight. Life is better when we fluff together. Ja, ja, ja.
May all beings be fluffed. Woo-hoo. Like peace on earth through the pleasure revolution. We know the bonobo evolution.
Oh, yeah, bonobo, baby. Activating truth. Yeah. Glad you got those bonobos in there.
Oh, shoot, I'm sorry. Oh, it's okay. We're knocking things over in our fluffed-up state between the feathers and the tilates.
It's a very excited state. The nudity and the beat, baby. We are fluffing it up here on the Dr. Susan Block Show. Live from Bonoboville.
So let's see, so you guys are amazing and you just got married. And how's married life? Oh, gosh.
It's quite fascinating. I'm enjoying it. I love my little whiff. Whiff?
What's your perspective? Wow. Okay, that's the wordless giggle. Yes, indeed.
Let's find titillation, sir. Danielle is also featured in the gay and wondrous life of Hades Gallo as a shaman-atrix version of herself, in a way. A shaman-turned actress.
I mean, an actress-turned shaman. Gosh, I always get it mixed up. It's okay, they go both ways. What, are we actresses or are we shamans?
Are we shamans playing actresses? I think it's a little bit of both. Yeah, I think they're very, very much related, which is why they've always been associated with whores.
They... They are... They are... The gay and wondrous men are afraid as a beast inside.
Yes. But, you know, it's the magic. It's what keeps the world going round. It's the midwives.
It's the, you know, the goddess within us. And yeah, you play this amazing creature that... The gay and wondrous life of Caleb Gallo. You know men who are in touch with their feminine side?
Yes, we love them. I sometimes feel like a gay man in a woman's body. Isn't that right? Yeah.
Max has a shirt that says nobody knows I'm a lesbian. Yup, there you go. And it's a fun way to play around with a lot of stuff. Just to be gay.
To be gay to be frivolous, to be happy, to be fluffy, to be released from... Everything is to be...
Oh, what a gay day. The word itself is just ushering in a new way of being. It is, brothers and sisters. We are part of that wedding party.
And we must let it continue and not let the Trumpocalypse make it explode. Oh, come on, come on. Just look at Donald Trump as the brother in spirit that he actually is.
And then you just say, oh, how can I love you more? How can I try and see you as a reflection of myself, as a reflection of the country that I live in? And how can I love that reflection?
Because you love things into being better, like by noticing what's working, what's beautiful, what's good, the pleasure in what he's doing. And then you bring balance to the pain that he may be causing.
And I am all for loving Donald Trump. Just not voting for him. Oh, okay. Just love him.
I don't vote. No, thank you. Those of you who do. But yeah, we should love him up.
We should definitely love him up. You know, you know, we should love all the haters and the fornicators. And I should vote.
It's up to you. I'm a bad black person in America. Well, the black community did denounce her, you know. Well, for this reason, I'm naked on a show
talking about how I don't vote. What kind of blast for me is this? Well, it's... And you are preaching love and peace.
You are preaching love and peace. What kind of contradictions am I spewing? Well, it's a tough election. And it often is when you don't have much to choose from.
Which is most of the time. This is the most funny one I've ever seen. No, but we always have different kinds of love to choose from. We do.
And this is what I learned from my encounter with the Los Angeles Police Department. Yes. Here, here.
Storytime. Okay. Tell us. So, we talk a lot about how awesome it was that this happened.
Because everybody's so mad at the police and we realize that the police are just like a reflection of, like, ourselves. Of course.
And so anything that police officer said to me was just a reflection of my unconscious thoughts about myself. That's true. And when I recognize that...
Then we can go deep. Then it's like Alice through the looking glass and I'm looking at this and it's a reflection of me and I'm looking at that and it's a reflection of me
and I'm looking at, like, this and it's a reflection of me and it's like, well, what is existence then? Well, just to get a few facts in here. I just gave you a lot of facts, Dr. Susan.
Come on to the cosmic. I just want to set the stage. I want to hear these facts. I want to hear these facts.
Those of you who don't know, this is a lovely couple who were, you know, I guess you would call it in my day making out. We were in a car. I was sitting like that.
In Beverly Hills. She was like Beverly Hills. Completely closed. Yes, completely closed.
In this position. This is the fact. In this position, it's true. It's a nice position.
It's the Tantric love position. It's a position that bonobos actually like to take very often. Really? Looking into each other's eyes like this.
Yes. And they said that we were bracing ourselves on the steering wheel. I mean, on the sunroof. But if you look at the metaphor of that.
I'm bracing myself on the window that lets the sun in. I'm opening my arms so that I can allow more light inside. So true. Yes.
Why do you think it made international news? Because we love each other and people require love to live. That's how we live. We need love.
We need mommies and daddies to hug us and kiss us and tell us that we matter and that we mean something. And we need examples of physical love to admire and to question and to enjoy and to compare ourselves to and to aspire to.
Yeah. And you guys provided that. Provide that. Continue to provide it in so many ways.
And this one way happened to engender an encounter with the LAPD. I have engendered a few encounters with the LAPD. As has Max. So we understand.
This goes on. And you have to kind of go with it. You and your lawyer. And try to avoid, you know, the jail time.
Or getting shot. Or getting, that's the main thing actually. Here's the other thing. Avoid getting shot.
Not an easy thing, by the way. Not an easy thing. Okay. Here's the other thing.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's very yogic. She's now upside down.
When we embrace sex, we embrace death because we all come from sex. It's very beginning of all of us. Yes. Yes.
The opposite of death, which is life. Sex is the trick we play on death. Test tube babies. Yeah.
Well, and so. It makes us feel reborn. I'm pretty good. I'm already a little stoned.
Oh, yeah. You drinking your tea latte there. Oh. What do you mean?
Whatever it is. Yes. It's the drumbeat, baby. It's these grapes.
And how about them figs? A bunch of grapes that they turn into wine. That's an aphrodisiac. So much stuff.
I haven't been to a movie in years. I only watched, basically. We watched Django Unchained last night. Yeah, I did.
Well, I watched most of it. Some of it I had to put my hands in front of my eyes because it is so fucking bloody. And it's beyond graphic. I think it's like hyper realism or something.
Hyper realism. The nuts go shooting off. You know, the breasts go shooting off. I mean, the blood spills in slow motion.
And the other part, the other part of what they did to the slaves was quite graphic. Well, yeah. And I don't think a lot of people really know. It hit home.
We watched the whole thing. It hit us. How did you feel? How did you feel making this movie?
Danielle. Tell me about that. Chained as a cupcake. And very cute.
Well, we could have... Oh, here's a scene here. There she is. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's it. Looking cupcake-like with the main characters. I like when she tops of jelly beans. That's where, like...
Django. Yeah. Great staircase there. Oh, yeah.
So, tell me about that. Tell us about something. Your process. Did you have sex on the off-camera with anybody?
Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Tell us about that. Oh, gosh.
Oh, wait, wait. This is going to be the corn on the cob. It's kind of short, but it's... Dennis Christopher.
That's Dennis Christopher. That's Kristoff Waltz, who really likes pink Panther music. Oh, there she is. Nibbling on that corn cob that looks so phallic.
Mm, yummy. Leonardo DiCaprio is a Scorpio. She's got some between her teeth. He likes to suck on pipes.
Oh, like I said, when she drops the jelly beans. Oh, my gosh. Leonardo was a heartthrob of yours when you were a child. He was one of my earliest visions of a peaceful third eye.
He's a peaceful guy. I mean, he seems to be a pretty cool guy, but he plays a real asshole in this movie. He's very much in sustainability.
He is. He's really into cool causes. But you know, when you're acting. Okay.
She's the one that told him... He's the one that told her about that Gary Ross was making a movie about her great-great-grandparents. So he talked about earlier. Matthew McConaughey just played her great-great-grandfather in.
That guy. Newton Knight. Newton Knight. So yeah, Leonardo was the first person to tell her about that film as a human being.
See, that was right when you were discovering those roots, right? Beelive really likes my stories about my time. I'm her number one fan. Yeah, I know.
It's going to be sad. We're each other's number one fans. But another story that I told him is that I think one of the best things about making that movie is realizing that violence... There's a certain kind of beauty and violence in the way that there's a certain kind of beauty when the fall comes and the leaves drop off the trees and everything in the forest dies or crawls away into the dirt.
That's a certain kind of violence. And when we look at nature, I mean people always talk about human beings as if we're separate from nature. It's like we are... We are nature.
We are an extension of nature. So when people say, oh, like human beings are fucking up, you know, the planet. Well, so did like an ice age and so did a fire in the forest and so did winter to, you know, autumn and so did spring to winter. Spring really fucked up winter.
Winter was having a fun time being cold and barren. And spring had to come along with its fucking flowers and shit. Yeah, but you got to explain this so we don't think you're defending Exxon here. All I'm saying is, is that there's something about sex...
Or perm-a-war. There's something about sex that fuels our creativity and... And channels our violence. And channels our violence.
So that we don't shoot each other up so much. I could tell that's where she was going with it. And when I watched those beautiful brown-skinned men wrestling on the floor for the scene that I was in. And pretending to break each other's arms and pop out each other's eyeballs or whatever the scene was calling for.
There was such a beauty in the craft of what they were... Oh, the jelly beans. There's a beauty, because it's human. Because what they're doing is something that humans did and I think humans are essentially made of love.
And they're essentially doing their best to love. And we're learning how to love so sometimes we have limited tools. So someone may say like Donald Trump may have certain tools in loving and you may have other tools in loving. And somehow we all alchemize together to create existence.
You know, if we want to apply morality to it we should all just kill ourselves. I mean really that sounds revolutionary but that's the only way that I dug myself out of that hole with the LAPD. For me, as I said, okay, I have to admit that there is day and night, there's darkness and light, there's evil and good. And I am all of those things and I am capable of all of those things.
And I think that's what the theater of life shows us. Donald Trump is a great player. Michael Jackson is a great player. Michelle Obama, great player.
Dr. Susan Block, a great fucking player. And all of these people fucking here. Great fucking player. Danielle Watts, great fucking player.
I don't shave my vagina. She does sometimes. I enjoy the smell of my vagina. I love it too.
I enjoy the feeling of it. I enjoy the way I feel when other people can see it. Because it's actually where everybody came from when they were born. They came swimming out of something that looked like this.
Oh yes, baby. Well, I was born Caesarean, sorry. But yeah, no, it's beautiful and you are beautiful and you have a crown in your mouth. We're going to take a break.
I think it's time to take a break but we're going to be back with Bonoboville Communion. And more music and more true confessions of our pan sensual newlyweds, Danielle Watts and Chef Beelive. Dr. Susan went to Yale, you guys.
I got the panties to prove it. So we're thinking about any kind of funny business. Yeah, right. You better get that shit out of your head.
She went to Yale, bitches. Those are outlawed now. This is real. Those are outlawed now.
I'll get my stolen bus. Yeah, actually, that is outlawed. Yeah, they're outlawed. You're not allowed to have those.
They tried to take them back. We bought the last six pairs and the lawyers wrote to us and wanted us to give back our underwear. I said, do you really want to sue me over Yale underwear going ahead?
It's a big law firm. Unfortunately, they did. I said, do you really want to get into a lawsuit over these panties? That's good.
That's what Americans want. And then we never heard from them again. And we've got our panties. It would have been fun though.
It would have been fun. It would have been good. All right, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, we've got a little bit more to go in the show.
So don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back. Yeah. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book
called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions, including face to face.
But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war, really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure.
With the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special, partly because they just are, and partly because they're very, very close to us,
almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to being human, even being humane, bonobos can teach us so much, which brings me to us and more specifically to you.
Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free? Would you like to tap into the hot, natural sex energy within you, that you would? So you can better enjoy the pleasures in life
and cope with the pain. You know, the pain. And have more orgasmic, organic, sustainable sex. Who doesn't want that?
Greater lust, greater trust, and better anger management. And who couldn't use a little bit of that these days? So get the book, Learn the Bonobo Way. You'll be glad you did.
Then you'll want to join Bonoboville, a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends. And one last thing, the real bonobos are highly endangered, so a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups
working to save the wild bonobos from extinction, read the bonobo way, and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times.
And improve your love life. Ladies and sisters, we are going to have a Sybian ride for Masturbation Month. So you've never been on a Sybian before?
No, I've never been on one before. Okay. Now you are ready to ascend the throne. Mr. Tracy, you are going to ride
God's machine now. Put one leg right here, put the other right here, and just position yourself comfortably.
Put your clip right here. Okay, so here she goes. Mountain. Have you ever ridden a Sybian, by the way?
Oh, I have many a times. My favorite horse to ride. Have Sybian yoga and experience it to the fullest. Go for the G-spot, go for the clip,
go for whatever works. Someone in comfort. We've got for Jim Rado. Holy shit.
That does the job. Yeah, it's doing it, baby. Sybian strikes again. Yes, I do say that when it feels good.
Live on DrSuzi.tv from the womb room in Bonoboville. Radham Cowboy. Take a deep breath, deep breath.
Now relax. Breathe forward. Breathe forward. We never get tired of watching a pretty girl
on the Sybian celebrating masturbation month. Yes! That face That is a beautiful thing. Thank you, Dr. Susan Block, your wonderful human being.
I think we have orgasm! Houston! We have lift-off! We have lift-off!
Dang! Darn it! Okay, okay! Lava ejection.
We, we, we, we, thank you. Okay, we're gonna come, we're gonna come. Hi, Sister Kenny. Testsify!
That you masturbate! Thank you, man! And you are not ashamed. How was it?
What's your report? My vagina is so tingly right now, it feels like pop rock. I'm just gonna take this home. I'm gonna take it off.
I think it's bigger than your little body. That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen. Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready.
Come on. Where's the husband? You got the simian. You don't need the husband.
Don't let her fall over. Whoa! Whoa! Hey, darling girl.
I love you. I love you. That's my girl. We're listening to Radio Sousy 1 on the World Wide Web.
Oh yeah, baby. We are back. Yes, we are with Danielle Unchained. And where are your microphones?
All right. And I have Chef B live. Yes, indeed. There you go.
Thank you. You get a t-shirt. I know she got the fancy prize. No, this is a fancy prize.
I gotta look at it. Hold on. But she might want it. Speaking of the fancy prize.
I'm not sure which size this is. There we go. Not that you should put it on because we like you naked. But you can wear it.
Oh yeah. Tight, baby. Tight. But what happens to Coco?
Does she escape in Django Unchained? I'm just trying to figure out what happened to my $100. Oh, well, I think the banker took it. From my female empowerment ward because it will not feel empowering if I go home without any money tonight.
Because then I would be a prostitute. I listened to her. And nobody liked prostitutes. So wife-like.
Except for every movie maker in the history of America seems to like making movies about prostitutes. Okay, not everyone. But every actress is a prostitute. I've been spending a lot of time alone.
So I have all these thoughts swimming in my head. And I just have been yearning to share them with someone. And then Dr. Susan came along and I said to myself, Oh, I'm feeling like a monkey that wants to be fucked.
Release your inner prostitute. Yes, indeed. But I want to know who these girls are because. Yes, we are about to introduce these girls.
Oh my God, because. This is the lovelies and the statuesque. Shannon Coronado. I just feel really comfortable with you.
Yes, Shannon is there. And she looks very cute behind you, Danielle. Except I'd like her to stand up and show off her outfit. Please.
Yeah, show it off, please. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We have to just see the statuesque and stunning Shannon Coronado. Yes, indeed.
And fishnets and hair and beauty. And amazing tattoos. And goes back to my caveman stage. Oh, oh, oh.
And by her side is her sidekick. A.K.A. Kitty. Kitty J. Turico. Wow.
And J is dressed as a schoolgirl tonight with kitty stockings looking very Japanese or something. And yeah, last week you were a nurse. And this week you're a kitty girl.
And last week J also sucked, I'm not sure to say, his or her own cock. Wow. I did that before.
You've done that? Oh, yeah. Really? It's been a while because I have a little backhand right now.
Oh. That's quite a special skill. It was a little more challenging probably than this lovely being here. Ah.
Because I had to get really yogic with it. Oh, yogic like that with your foot behind your head. No, no, no. This one does it with her stockings still on.
Wow. Amazing. Okay. Standing up.
This is last week, huh? Would you tell us how you do that? There isn't really a technique I use. I just, I've just always been really flexible.
Wow. I don't know how to explain it. He just does it. Ballerina?
No, no ballet. No. I don't do anything to really practice or anything like that. I just can.
Amazing. Yeah. Maybe we'll have a demonstration. That might also help.
I don't know that a lot of Chinese people can suck their own cocks. Wow. I've never heard that. I've heard it.
It's probably the opposite of what I've heard. I think the Chinese have created so many fascinating things throughout history. Oh, yes. That is true.
And the art is beautiful. Do they, what is sex like in the Chinese culture? I don't actually know. Good answer.
Yeah, that is a good answer. I'm half Chinese, not full Chinese. Not full. You don't know unless you're full.
Do you consider yourself to be a part of the Chinese culture? Yeah. Pretty much. I love you.
Aww. Aww. That's so adorable. Aww.
Very, very nice. Hugging. Love it up. Love it up.
Love the goodness. Yes. Mmm. Nice.
You have a tag on the back here, lingerie. Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah. What are friends for?
Yeah. That's what friends are for. Rip the goodness. Rip that.
You know, there's the violence in you. Let's see you rip. Oh, good. Yeah.
All right. There we go. Yeah. Now, that could be against the law.
True. I don't know if you can tear tags off lingerie. No, that's magic. I think it's just the magic.
It could be. But what the heck in the fuck is that? Indicted for something. Is it okay that I just did that?
Did that feel like a violation? Oh, no. Okay. I'm glad we're all consensual now.
What's going on yet? Aww. So, is it the Nogoville Communion time? Yeah.
Woo. Hey. Yes, it is. And we have as our sponsorship drink.
Well, we have a couple of them. We have Agua Cocoa Leaf herbal liqueur. Oh. It's herbal for you.
Yeah. Rockin' chefs. And also if you want Ron down your throat. I had Ron down my throat last time I was here.
Oh, you did? Yeah. Remember that? I do remember Ron being here.
I didn't know if he was down your throat. I had him down my throat. Yeah, okay. So, you're feeling herbal?
Oh, yeah. Herbal, yes. I will go for communion. I will have ceremony.
You will have a ceremony. Similar to last time? Yes. Okay.
Well, maybe we'll have more than one communion at once since we're getting into the... I did have communion last time. He can have it again. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Absolutely. We are here to get... I don't mind giving mine away.
I'm like, give her. We are here to get you laid. Yes. Oh, that would be great.
We could do it together. Yeah. We could do it. Do it.
Okay. So... Test, test. Instruct.
Instruct. Okay, so who's the communion takers and who are the altars? Taker. Taker?
Are you an altar or a taker? The taker is the one that drinks the agua and the altar provides their body for the body shot. You're playing music. Well, so much for your friends doing Bonoboville communion.
Well, hey, come on. Yeah. You'll be the body. Come on.
She's going to be the body. Be the body. Oh, God. Missy galore.
Missy galore. Shaman nature ricks. She's going to be the body. What part of your body would you like me to do it?
Offer. The belly. Cute little belly there. We have a choice of lime salt or Himalayan pink salt.
Himalayan, please. All right. Stay as raw and natural as possible. Yeah, absolutely.
I mean, it's okay. Get a microphone. Yes, lay down. Get a microphone.
She's going to, she's going to strike it. Lay down. Here. Woo.
Woo. And we're not going to actually pour it on your belly. No. It's going to, you're going to expose your belly.
I remember that part. Yes. Expose. Oh, look at this tattoo.
Can you expose a little more? Bring it up. Bring it up. Bring it up.
Wow. Under boob. Okay. Yeah.
Cosmic what? It's a cosmic gravy catcher. It collects the cosmic yum. Okay.
Yum. So this is the altar is the cosmic gravy catcher that is going to collect the cosmic salt right now. So first you lick it.
Okay. And then we sprinkle the salt. Yeah. Then I lick that, right?
And then you lick that. And now you lean back on the altar. There we go. Don't do this at home, kids.
All right. Yes. Indeed. You are communed.
Yes. Woo. That was amazing ceremony. I don't drink a lot.
But when I'm here, the union is. You got made. Thank you. I needed that.
Okay. Who's next? It's been a few hours. Who would like to commune?
Who would like to commune? That's some good, that's some good liqueur. You're lovely. Yes.
It's herbal. Yum-ness. All right. Do you want to drink the liqueur?
Do you want some, Jay? Do you? Jay, would you like to do communion? Would you like to commune?
You better ask your master your mistress. Where are you going to get a beating? Well, I mean I'll commune if no one else wants to commune. Yes, yes, yes.
I'll commune after this. I'll go commune right there. Oh, yeah. That's what I communed last time, remember?
That was a nice communion as well. I am going to get my sauce a little agla. Oh, please. Oh, yeah.
And can you bend over, please, ma'am? She wants to do communion on you. Bend over, please, ma'am. Communion.
It's very cannibalistic. This is the kind of violence I like. What are we doing? I'm going to commune.
Wait, who's pouring this? Oh, yeah. Salty. You've got a feather in your butt.
All right. Okay. Yes, I would love to pour down your throat. Would you like me to get over here?
This would be a little easier. Okay. I want to get a chess perspective here. Oh.
That's good. That's pretty real strong. Oh, I'm hot. Are you good?
I'm good. Take the rest. You want the rest? In my throat again.
But you have to do communion to get it. Okay. Who do you want to do communion off of? Well, our special guest, our winner of the Bonobo Way
Female Empowerment Outreach Project Award. That would be Dan Yell. Where's my hundred dollars? Lovely.
Lovely. Remember, I put this in my pocket for you. Okay. I don't have a pocket anymore.
Something about immunity properties. We got naked, baby. We got naked. You better watch out.
All right. So, Jay is going to take communion off of Watts' plan. Woo! Mm-hmm.
Twats. Daniel Twats. Hello, Mr. Southern Eye. Totally.
Where do I put it? That's what he said. I think you need to come down here so he can put the salt on your body. Well, you know, she can stand here.
Maybe you can do right there, honestly. Where do you want to do it from? Daddy likes to tell me what to do. Absolutely.
If she wants to call me daddy, then I'll tell her what to do. Yeah. Whoa. Are you okay?
I am fine. Woo-hoo. You broke my fall. Yay.
I seem to do that. That's what daddy's for. That's right. Daddy's there to break my fall.
Woo-hoo. Daddy, oh my God. We're really going to give daddy, okay. Let's see here.
Baby. Baby. All right. So, is Jay allowed any body part?
If she's okay with it. Yeah. Right there. Daddy wants it right in the cleavage.
Whatever daddy wants. Okay. I'll hold your mic. This is going to call me daddy.
I'm going to be, she's going to be my baby. So, you first lick the altar. This is the altar of Bonoboville Communion. Yeah.
Watts. Watts the altar. Danielle's the altar. Mm.
Yeah. Mm. Salty. Yeah.
Salty. Woo-hoo. Eat it up. This is the cannibalistic part of ourselves that loves to lick human flesh.
With a little song. Yeah. Oh. Mm-hmm.
Okay. And now lay back. Spread those legs, woman. Yeah.
Yeah. And now you let the kitty get right up against the kitty. Come here. Kitty against kitty.
Right here. Woo. Oh yeah. Okay.
And whoops. And down we go, I guess. Okay. You want to do it?
Mm-hmm. She's got glasses on. So, it's good. It protects the eyes just in case of splatter.
And down. Yeah. She wants it all, baby. Have mama do it.
Yes. Queen Bonobo. She knows how. Yes.
Here we go. And she drinks it all down. Or he. Jay Turico.
Yeah. With Danielle Watts. Woo-hoo. And the communion altar.
Oh. And this is how we commune in Bonoboville, brothers and sisters, with our very special drink, Agua cocoa leaf liqueur. Yeah.
Available at your local liquor store. I think. Wow. Or you can order it.
Ask for it at your favorite bar. You got laid. Oh. Oh.
Yeah. Oh, thank you. Dr. Suzy, I've been wanting to get laid for so long. Yeah, I know.
I know. Being newlyweds is not enough. You need to get laid and laid and laid. No, but you know, I have to.
And it's the Bonobo way. I have to be honest. We've been doing a lot of exploring with just like energy orgasms. And like feeling, for example, an orgasm just like.
Like grabbing her foot and just being like. Yeah. Coming from like your heart. Those are intimacy orgasms.
Yes. Energy orgasms. There's so much orgasmic possibilities in the world. I mean, genital orgasms are very good.
There's no doubt. But togasms are also amazing. Yep. She's having a togasm.
And so we've been giving each other orgasms everywhere we go. And we have the LAPD. This is why you got arrested. We have the LAPD to thank for that.
Because now we're more creative. Now it's a political act. Because anytime somebody challenges you, you have to get more creative. Somebody had to turn you in.
And when somebody walking by and went, oh, there's people having sex in the car. Squealer was. Every time. You have them to thank too.
This is something that people don't know about. Every time somebody walked by, we both turned around and smiled. We were very aware of what was going on. As if like, oh, look, is it a new friend?
Very bonobos. Sharing the fluffers. And the people that walked down on the street, most of them weren't looking at us. No.
And if that had been, they would have been like, oh, sweet. Yeah, I would have waved. But when somebody watches you behind the... The third story window.
The third story window. The dark window. Oh. They were who actually called, of course.
It becomes more exciting. Well, yeah, because they're having fun. It's anonymous. It's like they're watching a movie.
Oh, look what they're doing. And all of a sudden it becomes a whole fun activity. The shame. And so, Boyer.
Well, yeah. And so we can... Probably this was a Boyer who felt ashamed of his or her own eroticism. The guy was on the third floor.
We love you. Just the whole exciting feeling. And so they felt like they had to call the police. Or maybe they had this sadistic feeling like, ooh, that couple is turning on.
And maybe they had... Like putting them in stocks and curing New England. Maybe they had the same feeling I had when I realized that it was no longer okay to sit on my dad's lap and bounce up and down.
Oh, wow. And I just mean that like when you're a little girl, for example, you're like, you sit on your dad's lap and like you experience the world and you enjoy yourself and you engage with bodies because bodies feel good and they're healthy for our lives.
And when I realized that people thought it was strange to be like, daddy, there was a shame that took over. And then I met him and I got to re-experience what it was like to like sit on my dad's lap and have fun.
There goes that daddy theme again. It's okay. You pretty much lost it most of the time, but I'm always open to it. But what I mean by that is that it's a very pure kind of love.
It's like just... It's fun. It's enjoyment. It's enjoyment.
And when you look at children, they do that naturally. And it's so beautiful. So what I've learned to do is just to feel like a child again. And that's what you do in acting class.
That's what you do in theater school. That's why I spent $40,000 a year to go to theater school at the University of Southern California. But it's also what you do in therapy, by the way.
If you want to do it in private, you know. And to learn how to be okay feeling like a kid again. To release your inner bonobo. Yeah.
She's releasing it. In fact, it's falling right down her thighs right here. Woo! Shake it.
Twerk it. Go, girl. Go. Going a little different.
Yeah. Maybe we can get a little rap going, Ecor. Yes, indeed. I think we are ready for Mr. Wolfe.
We are ready to hear that, Holland Wolfe. If he comes forward out of the bar. Oh, yeah. Oh, baby.
This is what's playing. Where's Ecor? I don't know. In the meantime, I'd like to invite up my friend.
I found him. Who recently came out as a sex worker. I'm very interested in your story, please. Sex worker.
Welcome her, welcome her, please, please. Oh, my goodness. Dr. Suzy, we're looking for you. Yeah.
Okay, and introduce yourself. Who are you? Hi. Can you guys hear me?
Yeah. Hi, I'm Carmen Fox and I have officially come out to the world as a sex worker. I am no longer ashamed to tell strangers, official boyfriends, maybe anyone. What do you do?
I'm an escort. I'm a sex worker. I do webcam modeling, occasional work in strip clubs, but money there is not very good and I love what I do and I love my life.
So why be ashamed of what I do? Well, tell it, sister. That's right. That's right.
Testify. And what you do is good work, it sounds like. Where do I come from? Oh, yeah, I was at a yoga retreat all day today.
Oh, you've been doing yoga all day and now boogie all night. It's some singing bowl meditation. Oh, yeah. It's been a really deep day.
All right. Well, welcome to Bonoboville and you know, you can stay up here. I think we're going to have a little music. Yeah.
I think we're going to have a little e-core, the wool. Yeah. What do you enjoy about it? Oh, we're having an interview.
It's so great to just connect with people. Yeah. Just to have genuine connection and love with a complete stranger. Maybe someone who's a little ugly and a little fat, maybe you think, oh.
I need love. But you just see the good qualities in that person and that all that person needs is love and you find, like you were saying, they're a reflection of yourself. So they just love.
And I just love being a love worker and a body worker. And a kind of therapist. A kind of therapist. Thank you.
And also, yes, yeah. Also, what some people consider a prostitute. And I want to just say that that word, I'm reclaiming that word like nigger. Yes.
Yes. Because we are all prostitutes. Absolutely. For love.
We're all in some way giving our love away and asking for something and return. It's an exchange. Yes. Yes.
Whether it's food to eat or air to breathe or sun to sea. And so prostitution is really just another word for exchange. It's something that all the animals do, not just humans. But many, many animals exchange food for sex, which is a kind of money.
Food is a kind of money when you're not a human animal. And the interesting thing about bonobos is that while many, many animals exchange food for sex, it's usually the males that provide the food and the females kind of put out in exchange for that. But among the bonobos, it's often the females who pick up the check.
Wow. Yeah. The females, because they have power and because they get the food, they get first dibs on the food so therefore they can give it away in exchange for the kind of sex they want.
Well, ladies, let's learn a little lesson from these bonobos. That's what I do. Make your own money and then you can get your boy here. Yeah.
I have to come out with my lovely goddess here. I actually, too, in the past, after I got busted by the feds for marijuana. Oh, you were a hooker? I actually did some massage with some boy, you know, and it was every time,
exactly like she just said, because I decided to use it as an opportunity to examine my feminine side and just the experience of pleasure with someone who I had been close to, with a man who I had been close to in the past. And I took it as an opportunity to be able to do that and have that experience.
And to, like, literally every time I would go, it would be the same thing. I would be like, a lot of times, nothing would happen because it would just be like massage and the energy, but it was such an energy thing that it was like I felt love from the person and that I was sharing in this healing way.
And it was like, it's really kind of challenging for me to admit this in some ways. Testify, brother. Because at that point, I lost everything. The feds had busted me from marijuana.
Which is a healing plant. I lost my kids. And it was like, you know, so thank you so much. I appreciate that because I appreciate it.
She also turned me on to, you turned me on to the webcamming. Because I did some webcamming for a little while because of her. And thank you. I love you.
Thank you. Go digital age. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, it's as old as the Hills, but it's also as new as the digital age.
And we're almost ready to close the live portion of our broadcast. We want him to play. Yeah, we want him to sing. I would like him to take his shirt off.
Yeah, shirt off, please. He's got a gorgeous body. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Oh, the other one too. Yeah. Both shirts.
White beater off. Yeah, yeah. What do they call a white beater? You know, husband beater, whatever.
Oh, yes. Take that mic. Yo, yo, yo, yo, ecor. The wolf is in the womb room.
Yo, can we get it? Yeah. Yeah. Yo, yo, yo, look how she shake that thing.
Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low. Yeah, that girl can go. Come on.
Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it bang. Yeah, that girl can go.
She got me watching like we're stalking within the smooth waist. She made me say, dang, thick like jam, 10-time, 10-piece. Added up silver dollar, baby holla. What up, though?
Just to make my presence known. I'm a wolf. I roam and I'm in your zone. I'm blown by the way she move that thing.
Shake that thing. Make it bang. The whole room is shaped on the ass. Quick, damn.
If you got that pop, that's feel the show. Get low. Everybody on the floor. Dudes be taking it while she's shaking it.
Back that thing up. Like beep, beep, beep. She bad. Look how she shake that thing.
Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low. Yeah, that girl can go. Come on.
Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it bang. Yeah, that girl can go.
Bang. Everybody stop. Stop. And look at her pop.
That thing. Bang. Got them ready to spin some dope. Oh.
We up in Bonobo. They showing me love dub after dub. With a freaky lap dance. Clap hands with the mans.
I don't even know. But there's night for sure. That deal. She ill.
She said, keep your pills and strap on. Hold on real tight. Two of these thighs and ride this thrill. I'm in it for the whole night.
So give it to me. Let me have it. No static dub at it. One in the club, right?
Yes, sir. I ain't lying. I'm fine. She got it like that.
She bad. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it.
Come on. Yeah, these girls can go. Look how they shake that thing. Look how she move that thing.
Look how she make it bang. Yeah, that girl can go. Come on. Stop.
Cause you got me turned by the way you pop. And the way you pop, it got me high. So don't stop. Go work that body.
Work that body. They show you don't hurt nobody. Cause everybody watching them do they things. Shake that thing.
Make it bang. Bang. Bang. I'm so mesmerized.
So hit my time. By the way, she shake her ass and die. Gave me a ride. So I had a bike.
All around. They put it down. But she kept me up all night. This chick, she bad.
She the bomb. Yes. She tiny of mine. Look how she shake that thing.
Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low. Oh yeah. These girls can go.
Dudes be taking it. Why she shaking it? Back that thing up. Beep.
Beep. Beep. Beep. She bad.
Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low. Yeah.
Yeah. That girl can go. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing.
Look how she make it bang. Yeah. We up. Everybody say.
Bonobo. Come on. Come on. Bonobo.
Everybody say. Bonobo. What? Bonobo.
What? Bonobo. That girl can go. Woohoo.
Yeah. Equal the wall. Bonobo. Bonobo.
Look how she shake that thing. She shake that thing. She shaking that thing. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah. The girl is going. Going. Going.
Going. And that's what's playing. Woo. Okay, brothers and sisters.
Time. Ah. Really out of time. It's amazing how quick it all goes when you're having some fun.
And we just want everybody to give out their info in case people don't know. We have had as our featured guests, Danielle Watts and Chef B.Live. Where's your microphone? Tell us.
Tell us what we should look for. Oh, God. What's going on? Where do we find you?
Look for this. Whoa. Whoa. Look how that boy can go.
Whoa. Fluff it up. I mean, that's not actually. It's not really hard.
The goodness. Fluff it up. Yeah, it's heavy. It's heavy.
So watch out. Well, you know, on the kosher side, we're working on some fun projects. So we're a little bit more kosher. We're kind of activating kosher.
Not how little kosher. We got an amazing. Is that being circumcised? I did get circumcised, but it's because I was seven-day Avanist, not Jewish.
Ah, the confessions come forward. But yeah, so we have a Star Rock spot that we're activating at the school. Cool spot. And during the month of September in North Hollywood, if you go to each of our
Facebooks and Twitter, you'll see us posting about it if you want to come join us. Star Rocks. Yeah, Star Rocks.
Rock stars. Pop star lattes. Juice bars. Yeah.
Oh, juice bar. Yeah, we're having fun with this really cool TV show that we're helping. We're creative producers on and we're having some fun with that. I don't know what he thinks we have going on.
What do you think we have going on? I have a faintest idea, but I look forward to it anyways. Yeah. It only evolves, if it evolves love, then human race is saved.
All right. Wait a second, wait a second. Who are you? Oh, yeah, I love that.
My name is Sean. Sean? Yes. Are you a friend of...
Now I am. Sean, be live. Are you a friend? Be live, Sean.
You're a friend. You're with... Are you like together? Right now.
Yeah. You are very good friends. Wow. Love the goodness.
Love the goodness. Speaking of this, how tall are you? Okay. Whoa.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Wow. Six, eight. Beautiful. Amazing.
Six, eight. Yeah. Okay, wait, wait. Give him a mic.
Give him a mic. That's the hoop against six, eight. Six, eight is great. Six, eight is great.
Yeah. Okay. Wear it well. My friend, John Sally, he's huge.
He's a giant. He's huge. He's like... Oh, John Sally.
He's a good friend of mine. John Sally got me my downtown space. What? Years ago.
He's a good friend of mine. I love that. He's such a good guy. Love you, John.
Go bonobos for John Sally. We gotta get it back. Yes, sir. Lakers.
Right? I doubt. Anyway. Yeah, Lakers too, for sure.
All right. Why do we talk about basketball whenever we see tall basketball? Because he's 16. Yeah, right.
Whoa, whoa. Black girl. And she's the... Wait, they're talking to the microphone.
Yeah. Before we end, the show could, like, we do a reenactment of the craft. And I'll be the black witch, and she can be the other witch, and we could, like, do a scene together as witches.
Oh, I absolutely approve of that. I'll have to consult with my executive producer. Because, you know, witches are connected to the earth, and we love the earth. And everything sounds good.
Okay, I think you have a go on that. Love the goodness. Okay. I think you have a part in a very important movie.
I just cast her in my movie, you know, because... Yeah, this is a Quentin Tarantino actress. Because Bob Dylan said, you can be in my dream if I can be in yours. All right.
Is that what he said? Shannon. Will. Bob Dylan said that.
Been cast in a movie. Okay, so what is Shannon playing? What would you like to do? I can't remember.
The Witches of Bonoboville. Yes. All right. Shannon and Danielle are the witches of Bonoboville.
They are casting a spell. They are putting a thunder. You are getting sleepy. No, witches of Bonoboville.
You are feeling the effects of their erotic power. They are hypnotizing you. And you are helpless in their power. Totally helpless.
As you feel the witches of Bonoboville. Shannon and Danielle. Casting a spell. Casting a spell.
And you are helpless. You are enslaved by their beauty and fluffiness. Fluff it up. Fluff the goodness.
Absolutely. And yes, yes, indeed, brothers and sisters, let's have a hand. For the witches of Bonoboville. For the witches of Bonoboville.
Very good. Award-winning material right there. Thank you very much. Oscar nominee.
All right. So, yeah, Danielle is in a lot of different performances all over the internet. Just look her up. Babysitter is another good one.
Babysitter. Wow, that one's so taboo-crossing. It is, really. Oh, my goodness.
Check out Babysitter right now. She's a star. Wait, I'm getting a secret in my ear. Sex with Babysitter.
Oh, wow. Okay, so I think it's time for the big reveal. Oh. Yeah, we have heard you are not simply tall.
All right, what's going on? I want to hear this. We have heard that there is a giant serpent lurking in your pants. A giant serpent.
A serpent of life, yes. A serpent of life. And we have been apprised of this. And we would like to be blessed by a vision of this.
If you would be so kind. Well, they are size 15. Yeah, okay. That's the feet, by the way.
So, yeah. Which is a hint. All right. Yeah.
So, I'll hold the microphone. I don't want to see that in porn. And you can just disrobe if you like. I mean, I hope you like.
Yeah. Here he is. His name is Sean. And he is a giant of a man.
And he's also a really nice guy. And yeah. And I've never seen Shannon so excited. Wow, wow.
Wow. Shannon is really looking excited about this. Yes, yes indeed. I'm excited about this.
Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. Here we go.
Uh-oh. Here we go. The serpent is appearing. Watch out.
Whoa. Where is this thing? It's here. Uh-oh.
Oh, yeah. It's the beginning. And there it is. Very good.
Yeah. Yeah. There it is. The serpent.
There it is. Okay. And so, would you like a little assistance? Do you want to give them some assistance?
No. She just wanted it to come out. Well, what are we doing with it? I'm not sure.
He's way too calm. He needs to be agitated. Well, you don't need to be. But we heard it was ten inches.
It was one of those that grows. Yeah. It's a grower, not a shower. Yeah, it's a grower.
I mean, it shows. But it's going to grow. Maybe. I was comfortable with this part.
Yeah. Okay. You comfortable. Good.
Good. Would you be comfortable with some fluffing? There it is. Fluff the goodness.
It's hanging out. Fluff the goodness. Yeah. Fluff it up.
I mean, what would you be comfortable with? Maybe we can help. No, you're good. You're good.
Okay. Just keep stroking it. Yeah. Body parts.
Body parts. Yes. Let's hear it for Shawn's body part, which grows to ten inches.
Okay. There you have it. It's called the body parts. Yep.
I do music videos. All right. Okay. He does music videos with his body parts.
All right. That's indeed. No? All right.
Yes. Well, you know, we brought it out. Yeah. Now tell me what it's like in other conditions.
I've never seen it. Oh, you've never seen it. Oh, that's, that was a big reveal. They're not that close.
I want to know what that shell part is, Shawn. Give me two. I've only seen it in pictures. Oh, in pictures.
Well, so pictures are good now. Oh. We have pictures of your dick somewhere. Well, certainly.
It's just that. Doesn't every guy? Post it. They archived it.
Right up here right now. Yeah. No, no. They were previously, but because I'm doing a lot more media,
particularly commercials, be careful about that stuff. Wait a second. Wait a second. Hold on.
Hold on. You just took your pants off. But I mean it's okay. You're saying because you're doing commercials for what?
Because I did commercials for pizza hut, state farm insurance. I need a pizza. What else?
Let's see. McDonald's special sauce. Special sauce. All right.
And I think that you can be a sexually realized person who embraces their body parts. Yeah. And I think that you can also be somebody who enjoys
revealing the goodness about the insurance and pizza and McDonald's. You can do both. You can do both.
Absolutely. And I know there's projects that I should not be on this show if I'm worried about this shit. Well, he is doing both.
He just took his pants off. Yeah. Exactly. That's exactly my point.
There you go, brother. He took his pants off. I mean, you know. I'm pretty redundant, Dr. Susan.
I'm pretty. I mean, I smoke too much weed a long time ago. I drank too much too much. I say pretty dumb things.
But for some reason people listen. I don't know why. I say dumb shit all the time. And for some reason people listen.
Yeah. I'm listening. Because we're all human beings and we all say dumb shit and we all take shit.
And we all have butts and some of us have vaginas and some of us have penises. Some of us like to touch our vaginas and some of us like to touch our penises.
Some of us like to feel pleasure. Actually, we all like to touch. Don't we like to feel pleasure? Doesn't it feel good to feel pleasure?
I like to touch my penis. All right. So we've got to wind up this part of the show. So where's your microphone?
Say goodbye. We're going to say goodbye. Can we end on some pleasure? We are going to end on a pleasure now.
Can I just give you some... Can I give you some pleasure, baby? Can I give you some pleasure, director Susan? You can.
Oh, yeah. We're just so grateful for all the pleasure of this night. Of this night.
All of the pleasure of this life. All the pleasure of this life. We are being filled with the pleasure and the joy and the juice that we share here.
My body is the temple of God. Yes indeed, brother. We are all grooving and we hope you are grooving at home. We hope you are grooving to the music
and to the vibes of love. To the bonobo feelings. Yes indeed. And we are going to go off of the live broadcast
in just a moment. But we are going to keep partying here in Bonoboville. And we hope that you keep the party going in your house
or your cardboard box. Yes, or come visit me at Miss Egalore. Or your mansion on the hill. And forgive yourself and forgive others.
It feels so much better than you just free to love. Everyone. You don't have to know the right answer. You can just open up your heart and do what you feel.
And Captain Max. Captain Max. Yes, yes. Come on in to the farewell.
I'm not going to be seen on that stage. No, no, you can just speak. Oh yeah, he's making commercials. This is a commercial.
I'm very busy right now. Yeah, baby. Alright, so what do you have to say, though, darling? Well, I have to say, first of all,
I want to thank everybody for having us in their lovely home. And we'll see you next week. And you can watch this free, by the way, at Bonoboville in the lounge.
You can join for free. You can. You can join for free and you can become a Bonobo Saviour. Yeah, and then we give the Bonobos some money.
We can save them somehow. Oh yeah. So thank you. We want you to be good, even if you're bad.
And we want you to be happy, even if you're sad. And we want you to make like Bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight.
Even if that someone is you. I love you. Yeah. We love you.
We love you. We love ourselves. We love energy. We love energy.
We love energy. We are energy. We are internet energy traveling through and to I'm Dr. Susan Block, your mistress of the airwaves, but my day job is director of the
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