Valentine Splosh, SeX & LoVE

Full transcript of Valentine Splosh, SeX & LoVE on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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She's my sexuality superhero. Where's my cape? Well, yes. Actually, I have one here, red one.

For Valentine's Day. Yes, indeed. Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day.

Is coming. Is coming. In more ways than one. In more ways.

Yes, indeed. The high holiday of love. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. Fraught with mixed emotions.

For many, me too. Yes. You know, maybe especially in these days. Fraught with political divisions.

Sexual suspicions. Hyper commercialization. Economic disparity. And dramatic climate change.

You can hear it in my voice. The fires of change. She likes the gold a lot. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners.

These are challenging times. For love. Of all kinds. But here.

At the little love church of the bonobo way in Bonoboville. We accept the challenge. The Valentine's Day. I even kind of get queasy at saying those words actually.

So weird, you know. The pressure, the stress, the craziness. I mean, singles or couples or trupples or quadruples. Or it's complicated.

Or pan sensual, whatever you are. You know, Valentine's Day. How do you celebrate? What do you do?

Well, we have accepted the Valentine's Day challenge. In three steps. That we recommend to everyone. But we're going to practice them here in Bonoboville.

For your edification and entertainment. The first is Valentine's Splosh. And sex. And love.

You take care of that even before Valentine's Day. Okay, because just in case it doesn't go well on Valentine's Day, you want to make sure you had some sex. And Splosh, you'll see why in a minute.

And love, of course. Now what about love? Well, on Valentine's Day itself, that's number two. Number two is Valentine's Day.

Is World Bonobo Day! Yay! It was actually declared by the House of Representatives. Pretty cool.

And bonobos are the make love, not war chimpanzees. They're love apes. And our friends at the bonobo project declared it World Bonobo Day. And we are happy to support World Bonobo Day.

We've got our bonobo calendar here. It's February. And on the 14th, you all should get together with bonobo sapiens.

That's humans who like bonobos. You all should, if you're in San Diego, go to the old blind lady, the blind lady alehouse. And a bunch of us are going to be gathering.

I'm not sure if we are. But I know the bonobo way is going to be part of the fabulous gift baskets that everybody receives who wins. Not everybody.

But there will be seven gift baskets. And if you're a winner, you get among little toys and goodies and bonobo wine from the bonobo winery. And, I don't know, bonobo beer I think they're going to have.

You get the bonobo way, you know. So that's pretty cool, you know. Because, of course, the bonobo way is all about how to release your inner bonobo, which is important to do on Valentine's Day.

I'm confusing and difficult. So if you don't want to focus on yourself and your relationship. Yeah, I was interviewed for Men's Health. Should you have the talk on Valentine's Day?

I say no. A lot of other sex therapists say yes. I say pressure is the enemy of pleasure. Have some sex, some splosh, some fun.

Go out, stay in, but don't have the talk. No. And if it's too much to focus on yourself or your relationship at all. Focus on the bonobos.

That's a great way to take the pressure off. And you might find yourself having sex or splosh. Because you don't worry about yourself so much. And you can always break up the next day.

Well, that's better than a Valentine's Day massacre, huh? But anyway, the third step will be next week when we will have Lupercalia, the original Valentine's Day. The pagan Valentine's Day.

And we will have Goddess Phoenix. I think we're also going to have the release of Spank Magazine. Hopefully. Hopefully.

Hopefully. Hopefully. That is Dr. Susan Bloch's journal, Speakeasy Journal. And this is the Spank and Art issue.

This is a test copy. What is it? Proof. Not for resale.

Proof. Right. The good copy will not have this band across my boobs. But tonight, we are celebrating splosh and art.

Yes, indeed. And some of the people in this room are in this magazine, who we're going to be describing in just a moment. So, splosh and art.

We're going to talk more about splosh in a moment. And we're going to talk more about sex. And we're going to have some splosh. And we're going to have some sex.

Yum. And a whole lot of love. All right. I'm getting hungry.

Let me introduce people. Okay. So the hungry person is Danielle Watts. Hi.

Amazing actress. And here she is. I'm thirsty. One of the stars.

Can we get her a drink? Can I have some water? Get her a drink? Sure.

Water. Splosh and honor or something. Yeah. All this talking's got me really fired up over here.

My mouth is getting dry. Yes, indeed. Well, don't you worry. We're going to soak it in Valentine's sauce.

I just want to make sure the back of my face. So next to her, on top of her in the picture, is Chef Belive. Yes, indeed.

Rockstar. Chef Belive. That's R-A-W-K-S-T-A-R. One of the founders of the raw movement.

Yes. Los Angeles. And that was one of the first. That's why we're all naked now.

Yeah. We're raw. We're raw. Very raw.

I've always been a nudist, you know. So we're going to get more into Splosh after I introduce everybody, because I've got a lot of people here, and I want to be sure to get to everybody.

So, oh, and by the way, Danielle and Belive are winners of Most Bonobo Couple. Oh, again? Yeah, you won it again.

Oh. You're still our Most Bonobo Couple. I mean, we have other great couples winning other awards, which we're going to announce shortly,

but you won Most Bonobo Couple again. You know that. I tweeted it. I saw the...

Yeah, Bonobo way tweeted it. I saw that I won an award and sure award. They didn't mention what it is. I didn't know we won the Best Bonobo Couple again.

Woo-hoo. And you won Best Putin for your Putin portrayal, which you actually did on Luper Calia last year in addition to portraying the Remus.

She's such a good... Romulus and Remus. She's such a good... Your mic is not working.

No, I know. You've got to get one that works. And maybe... Okay, so there's your drink.

Ah, Valentine Red. Perfect. So I want to introduce some of my other guests. Also a Susie Award winners of Best Sex.

Yeah. So what better could you have for Valentine's Day? No, that one wasn't you. That would be Miss Lexi Lore.

Here's your... I won a Susie button. And Eric John. My old friend who I always say...

See you to clap sign. Everybody clap. He gave up being a bowing executive. Right.

He's like a bonobo. He gave up war for love. That is sex, which is an important aspect of love. Well, I mean, why don't you combine the two

and then the mile-high club, you know? Okay, and that, speaking, you're not even letting them have a chance to speak because you're such a dom as well as a switch.

And that was Mother Tink who also won an award for most... Here's the mic.

...for Best Dog and Mistress Act with Fitzgig. Okay, so say... Do you have a mic? I am a switch, so I can, like, hand off the mic.

I know you are. You're a good girl in addition to being a bad girl. Here's a...

Now, is this mic working? I'm good at being bad. That's kind of why I put it down because it wasn't working.

It's not working. So can we send that back to the shop or something? Hey, shop. So Eric also went to MIT,

which I don't hold against him being a... Yealy. We're only against Harvard. Right.

The red state. Yale's too far. Okay, it is a red night though. And Lexi...

Lexi, I shouldn't say not only because the Best Sex Award, of course, is a very, very high honor on the Dr. Susan Block show.

And they did have amazing sex. The first time Lexi was on. Yep, this is the actual award, but we only have one of them.

So you get to hold it and take pictures. It also has wings and a glide vegan condom for a hat. Yep.

And so where was I? What makes a vegan? What's a vegan? What makes a condom vegan?

Oh, well, that's what they call it. I guess I don't know the ingredients that go into it, but I imagine it doesn't have animal products

and they didn't test it like on a horse stick. You know, even the big size. Are regular condoms not vegan?

I guess not. They're tested on animals. What the fuck? What is the base of lube?

I think there's a difference between regular condoms and this vegan condom. So I'm not sure what it is, but these are vegan condoms.

Well, if it was a lamb skin condom, it definitely would not be vegan. True. That's true.

And so speaking just now was Morgan Barber. Hi, Morgan. Hello, C.C.

And Morgan hasn't won an award because she's brand new. I'm heartbroken. To the Dr. Susan Block show.

But she only won an award when you've been on. It's okay. You haven't been on yet.

I have to come back. You're a virgin. I am. You could win one tonight.

Who knows? You never know whether you're going to win an award. So I'm going to go back to Lexi

for a second here because Lexi also won most or best Ivanka look-alike.

Now, maybe not with the braces and red lipstick, but look at the... Here she is in my lap

getting fucked by Eric John. That's why she's got that look on her face. And go back to the picture a second.

I mean, just look at that. Aren't they... Am I wrong? I mean, look at that.

Right? Very... I mean, she's much prettier. I'm sexier.

I see the attraction. I see why they're attracted to each other. Trump and his daughter? Oh, no.

Oh, I thought that's what you meant. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Well, but I mean, that's, you know, a thing.

Yeah, he said it. I'm not saying anything outrageous when I... He says if she wasn't his daughter,

he would date her. Well, that tells me he's fantasizing. Anyway, I'm not putting him down for that. It's, you know,

I would if he actually had sex with her. Of course, that would be wrong. But a lot of guys fantasize about various family members.

They're called incest fantasies. And we talk about them all the time in the Dr. Susan Block show. You know?

She had sex with her, and she just took the money. Who did? Ivanka? Next thing you know,

Donald Trump is... Donald Trump's going to be like, you know what? If I was a woman,

I would date my... I would date my son. I would date my son. There he is.

This is why... I would date my son too. We have him... All the money.

Dad... with an old... Proper... Because everything I make is great

because I'm Donald Trump. Right. And where did his... These are his devil ears.

Because he is kind of the devil. He is the devil. But, on the other hand, I kind of like the devil.

Can you pee on Trump here or something? We did pee on Trump. I think he's like the ultimate South Park ginger. He's like the day walker.

You know? I'm just going to step on his balls right now. You never see him at night. You listen during the day.

Danielle often likes to kind of make love to him. Really? Now, I should say that...

He has very interesting... Trump's latest... kind of problem. This is the mushroom.

Although his... Dick is, I'm sure, smaller than this one. Yeah. And talk on a microphone.

Don't... Okay. Where are the microphones that work? We have two over here.

I don't think we have two over there that don't work. I've tried to fix them, but I just was... Okay.

We have two that don't work to the right. Gentlemen, in the back, we have the right side microphones that are not working. So...

Abraham, can you help us here and blossom? Will you try to give up your mic to one of our guests?

I just got it. Tap on the microphone. Tap on the microphone. She had it.

Okay. And does that one work? Okay. I was just saying that he used to have

a really small penis. That was the one that Danielle had sex with. Oh, my God. This one works.

Yeah. It's like water on a dry, hot day. Is everybody's microphone working now? The microphone in my face is to me.

So... One thing I want to... Hello, Dr. Susie. Hi.

I'm really enjoying Daddy's horns tonight. I like how they're flashing. They are, aren't they pretty? Yeah.

See, I... Well, it's sort of like a traditional African thing to think of everyone as your father and mother.

It's like a tribal thing. Everyone's raising the child together. You're right. That's how I feel about our human family.

Don't talk off the microphone or you will get whipped by my goddess Phoenix whip. Goddess Phoenix will be here on Lupercalia.

Oh, darn it. I was pretty close to the microphone, but I don't mind. No, no, no.

You have to be on the microphone. That's just because we like to be here. Otherwise... I like a little spanking.

I do. Everyone should get spanked a little bit. Everyone's a little naughty. Don't stress me out tonight

because I got the respiratory thing. So try to talk on the mic or else I can't hear you. And neither can anybody else

who's not right in this little center here. So we're trying... You hear that? He can't talk.

We have him gagged. But you know, what I wanted to say is that this magazine,

Splosh and Art has been published by Amazon, of course.

Right? Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.

Very good. Amazon, you have to be owned

by... Bezos. He's got a heart stuck to his nose. A guy named Jeff Bezos.

Oh, wait. Don't show it yet. See? We love Jeff Bezos.

Okay. And... Whole Foods. What's in the news this week?

What's in the news? Bezos exposes Pecker.

Pecker. Check, check. Now, I know some of you hope it's his Pecker,

but this is the closest we could get. He actually looks a little bit like a pecker. His head, you know.

And I think nobody should have this much money. But I have to say, my hat is off.

Well, I can't take it off because I have a Bezos dick in one hand, and Trump the dick

in the other hand with the small penis. Hands full of cock, I like that. Hands full of cock.

But this week, I don't know if you know about how... Whole Foods. He owns Whole Foods, too.

Oh, and he owns a lot. He also owns the Washington Post. Lots of things. Seems like he has his hands full.

I think he owns too many things. He doesn't even know what he owns. Excuse me. But,

you know, I have to hand it to him. Because a few weeks ago, I don't know if you know... Blossom.

Alright, Blossom. Whippin' time. Come on over here. Seriously.

You gotta be the center of attention. So, alright. Okay, okay. Come on.

On your knees. Naughty. No, just get on your knees. You didn't ask me

if you could talk off the mic. I would have said no, and you're talking off the mic. So,

you get your valentines whipping on your heart-shaped butt. Where is that heavy amount? Oh, wow.

And that's enough. Okay. So, back to what I was saying.

No. Don't you talk off the mic now. I was like, okay.

So, anyway. Got to get a little patch of likes. You know, it's okay. Make it sting.

Make it sting. The National Acquirer, which is run by a guy named David Pecker,

that's where I get. And the post gets Bezos Exposes Pecker. Who else wants to speak off the mic?

Blossom. Give the mic to somebody else. That would be nice. Give it to,

yeah. Blossom. You have such a

Comedia dell erotica spirit. And get your dirty pillow off of my gold floor.

Thank you. Okay. So, anyway. Back to,

okay. Can I tell this story? I don't know. Oh. Right.

Okay. Back to my story. so Bezos, did anybody see the sex? No. Jesus, you guys are amazing.

The sex. Okay. They printed all these sex, that is sex texts,

that this guy, Jeff Bezos, the richest guy in the world, sent his mistress,

causing his divorce, which will soon make him not the richest guy in the world. And his wife,

Mackenzie, who seems like a nice gal, will be the richest woman in the world. Which is cool.

Anyway, everyone was making fun of Bezos, including me. I have to say, a couple weeks ago

when his sex came out, they were very lurid to his mistress. I love you, a live girl.

I can't wait till my ears and eyes and nose and throat are all over you, or something like that. I want to breathe you in.

It did sound like an anatomy lesson. Right. I want to smell you. I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you. I want to kiss. Anyway, very lurid,

but nice. He is very exactly. That is what I came around to, even though,

I mean, they're kind of funny. But at the same time, they're very bonobo. And after all, we don't know

the true nature of his situation with his wife, who he did divorce. So, or she divorced him,

or something, or they're doing it. Anyway, the amazing thing is that the other day

he published a letter, an open letter.

Oh, an open letter. To Trump's pecker. Right. And he said,

you tried to blackmail me with my dick pics. And I won't let you do that. Matter of fact, I'm going to announce it

and print your letters where you're saying you're going to blackmail me over my dick pics.

And I don't care if you publish my dick pics. Because then I'll just be the richest porn star in the world.

No, he didn't actually say that. But, I mean, I think he's a bit of an exhibitionist. Everybody talks about how brave he is, you know.

And I think it's pretty brave to do that. And, you know, you don't want your personal

dick pics. Hello, dick pics posted. But on the other hand, if you're,

you know, the richest man in the world and the head of Amazon and Whole Foods and Washington Post, you know when you send

a dick pic to your mistress that it could end up published. So, if you could say what an idiot,

or maybe he's an exhibitionist. And he just figured, if it comes out it don't talk off the mic.

Is he denying that he said that or is he saying that I was like, you know, oh, she hacked my computer? I don't know. Is he denying that he said what?

That he sent the dick pic. Oh, no. No, not at all. I've always said, I will

show, I will get naked when I make my first goal in business. And that's what he did. He's like, you know what? I own Amazon and guess what? I'm going to show my dick.

I'm going to show my dick. All right. Well, he's made a lot of his goals already.

But anyway. I knew I loved him, but hey. Anyway, we'll see. I mean, you know, I always

tell people that send dick pics, and believe me, I know a lot of guys who send dick pics. I've seen a dick pic. Oh, yeah.

Be prepared for it to come out in public, you know? Because it will. Yay. One day.

And you have to have your letter ready. I've had my dick out on the show. Like Jeff Bezos had his letter ready. Well, yeah.

I usually send my cover on the show. So a couple of censors. Yeah, we've got you gagging on that. You're going to be gagging

on this soon, baby. Gagging on the Bezos. That's right. Because

guess why Mr. Pecker, Trump's pecker, blackmail Jeff Bezos? Because

he wanted to do his good friend, Donald Trump, a favor. An oral favor? Oh, yeah.

An oral, because it was through the video. Yeah, so somebody is going to end up

sucking some jailpeckers, I think. Sounds like a Lewinsky occurrence. No, no, no. It's no Lewinsky.

This is this is this is the real deal. This is something

I don't know. It's kind of fun. I think. I can't wait. I hope we do get to see the Bezos dick pic, because I hear it's kind of big

and, you know, not bad. I mean, I think he doesn't mind. No one else has found it. No one else has seen it. Right, right.

Facebook cover, just make sure you don't show Danielle's titties. You can show your titties, just not Facebook. That's all he's aware.

Blossom Green is on the hunt for the dick pic. We like your titties. Because if it was brought out, then it must be somewhere. Okay.

Find it for us, Blossom. So anyway, that's my political.

Be live. I don't understand why saying you're going to whip your dick out right now. I just said I'm not afraid. I'll whip my dick out and take a dick pic.

He for sure will. As long as it's not caught by the camera. Just call me Bezos. Just call me Bezos.

Call me Big Daddy. Alright, so Splosh. Splosh.

Valentine's Day. Splosh. First, before we do some big splash, we're going to do some little

splash. And maybe we can get our best sex winners to help us out.

Because I feel a strawberry kind of looks like a heart. Like a Valentine heart. She kind of looks like a strawberry too.

And maybe you can either eat it together or eat it out of something. I mean I would take the great part off.

How you eat that strawberry together. You could eat it together. She looks like a strawberry. She does.

Where are the sauces? Where are the sauces? There's sauces back here. What sauces do you need?

I'll tell you what they're off. What sauces do you need? I would think chocolate goes well with strawberries.

I mean I miss that one totally. She's

premature ejaculating there. We have a sauce. Premature ejaculation. Oh

and there's honey Dior. She just came in while I was introducing everyone you were gone. Hello honey.

Honey Dior. So you guys want to get on the bed here? Maybe? You want to get on the bed?

And make room for honey. I don't think we have to wait. Sit over there. So

also here's some chocolate. And we also have

sploshing chocolate. We have vegan sploshing chocolate.

But this is non-vegan. This is just for people

who want some chocolate. I wonder what's in the vegan. And we're moving

magazines and papers, everything. So let's see.

I want to see those pretty toes because I saw earlier that you had

yourself a pedicure. Is this mic working? Test, test, test. Here we go.

So you want to take her shoes off? Yes, I want to see those toenails. I want to see these precious toenails.

They were pretty. Look at those fingernails. Don't forget about Eric's toenails. He got them done so early.

Eric also got his toenails done. So camera people. You can get those. Look at that.

Now how about a little splash on a toe? Well, here's the other foot first. Inside nice sweaty sneakers.

Oh, yeah. You love it. Oh, yeah. Eric John,

CEO and founder of Aerotique Entertainment and Lexi Lore. Our Ivanka look-alike.

I get that a lot. Yeah, you do. And you won an award for it. Yeah.

You should do a porno as Ivanka. Oh my gosh, yeah. Oh, yeah. With a gang bang.

Ooh, I love gang bang. And with Jared as the cuckold, of course. Maybe you should

different people to look like different members of the Trump family and then do a Trump gang bang. Trump crime family gang bang

on Ivanka. I don't think anyone in porn looks as ugly as Trump though. No, they'd have to wear a mask. Talk on the mic or I'm going to have to smack you.

Evan's been Trump's we're in, we have Republican liveswap and that's when we were candidates. Evan was Trump

and I was rixing with him. Do you like chocolate? You're a vegan. Oh, we have vegan splosh.

Do we have vegan chocolate? Yes, we do. We have raw vegan chocolate. Can we have some? Yeah. Over here. Thanks.

So, you know what I always say some people feel that Valentine's Day is all about sex

on a foot. Okay. Here it goes. And some people

feel that Valentine's Day is all about chocolate. And we feel why not

mix it up and have sex and chocolate splosh. And

is that good? You got a little on your chin. That's vegan. Raw vegan.

I've been shooting this stuff a lot, actually. I've been doing a lot of fetish stuff with the leg foot heel stuff. Leg foot heel.

Covering wine. How about splosh? You didn't finish. No, because I was talking on the mic. Oh, okay, okay.

So, you're experienced. Yes. Okay, but he demands vegan chocolate.

And it just so happens that we have the Rockstar ChefbyLive and his vegan

chocolate splosh right here. Oh, yeah. And obviously that is getting Mr. John quite horny.

And so, we may have some display of well

maybe we won't see Jeff Bezos' dick, but we might

see somebody else's Oh, yeah. We might have to move the Facebook camera. Hey, Facebook people,

if you want to you know see the good stuff go right over

to DrSuzi.TV You can watch it free. And then you can see

just how hard Eric John gets. He hasn't actually brought it out yet,

but he's about to Well, okay. The Facebook camera is gone, so Facebook people you got to go to DrSuzi.TV

It's free DrSuzi.TV Or you can join

Bonoboville and see it in the Bonoboville Lounge Yes. Let's splosh a little more.

Yeah. I hope you didn't have dinner tonight. Oh, yeah. Lick it right off those feet.

Stroke that cock while you do. Yes. You're vegan too, aren't you? Yes. That's a good thing.

Vegan flavors all what's your favorite flavor? Favorite flavor what? Cock.

Definitely vegan, but I will take any I can get. Any? As long as it's tested and hard

Can I splurge a little? Yeah. There's a little

chocolate. Valentine chocolate. Oh, it's clean already.

He just licks it clean. He likes Chef B Lives Rockstar

Splosh. Hey, we got chocolate raspberry, strawberry. Chocolate on the

the dick for the lady to lick. A mango. In a minute.

He's preparing the sausage for the splosh. It's vegan sausage, of course. They make some good vegan sausage,

actually. Yummy, yummy, yummy. You've got the regular chocolate, I see. Are you sploshing

anybody with it? Here, splash my finger and suck it. Yeah, baby. Oh, yeah.

Oh, suck that finger. Oh, yeah. Oh, he's licking that pussy good and it is

totally shaved so it's perfect for splosh. Oh, right there.

Oh, yeah. He's licking it clean. It's so pretty and he's he's a good eater

and, you know, basically splosh is about food and sex to the richest representations of love

and essentials for life, really. Food and sex and air. Yeah, that's the other one.

That's something. Again, a microphone. Look at those two mics there. You see, when you see mics

sitting unattended, you know, grab one. Who needs sleep? Yes, indeed.

This is the Dr. Susan Block Show broadcasting live from Bonoboville.

Oh, yes, baby. Who needs sleep? Wow. We've got some sex with the best sex

stars right here. I've never experienced anything like this before. Danielle, you've experienced a lot of things.

But never anything quite like this. Like sex. Like sex just and splosh.

Have a little bit of splosh. Can we get a little bit? I thought you loved splosh. People that I've never met.

On the head or on the shaft. I'd have a little like that. Chocolate penis. Fajinas and

people. Okay, show us how much you like vegan. I don't think my raw vegan sauce has ever been anywhere.

Okay, here she goes. She loves that raw vegan sausage. We've got other flavors too. Zowie.

Wow. Valentine splosh. There's other flavors, remember too. I'm so glad we have

Rockstar, Chef Bee Lives vegan chocolate for Valentine's Day. You've got to get some too.

This is the best show ever, Dr. Susan. I've never I've never We haven't even sploshed you yet.

Oh my God. This is incredible. I've never watched that much porn so I feel like

it's all of a sudden just come to life before my very eyes a fairy magic tale. Yes.

I've never really been into watching porn but I'm totally into live so

I'm all good with this. This is good. I'm very good with this. How much time do we have

before we need to break? Five. Five minutes. So this is just life.

This is just life happening before my very eyes. This is what we look like when we have sex. Oh my God, this is gorgeous.

This is better than any museum. It's beautiful. In any play or movie I've

ever seen. We'll just go with it. Wow. Yeah.

It's like watching a flower bloom right before my eyes. You are fabulous. Can you hold the microphone

by Eric on the other side there so I can hear how he likes having his dick compared to a blooming flower.

That looks nice. I was focused. I couldn't hear anything. She said he's focusing

on his blooming flower. Come sit next to me here. I shot a Valentine's Day fetish thing the other day

and I came in a flower. Let's do a little more splosh here because you're doing such a good job. Do you want any other flavors?

Strawberry. We could do some strawberries. Red would do that. Strawberry would be good.

Wow. You need to tell us the ingredients when you get back to a microphone.

What's your raspberry? Raspberry. Raspberry beret baby. So this one is a raspberry

raw vegan raspberry sauce. Raspberry sauce. It might look like blood.

Let me just let you know it's not blood. Raw vegan. It's raw.

Valentine sauce. Sploshy sauce. Valentine lovers. Yeah.

So we're getting some definitely oral sex going here. I said it's amazing

how I could be super turned on but not hard. It's pretty cool. Oh yeah. I can be too.

Dr. Suzy, you've got two minutes left. Two minutes. And then we're going to break but we'll be...

All right. So all you Facebookers, you're missing out. Don't forget during the break

you better just tune into dr.suzy.tv It's free. Or join the bonoboville.com

and watch it in the lounge. And we're going to come back for some crazier splash.

Crazier? Wow. Do we have a baby pool? I feel like she's splashing

bears in her mouth right now. She is definitely eating his eggs. And they are not fried.

Raw eggs. Maybe some white. Yeah. Which one is that?

What is it made out of? This one is a cashew. You have zero time. Cashew what?

You have zero time. It looks like it came. We're still recording it but it's break time.

Well, this is beautiful. Okay. All right. And the doggy wants to lick up some

if you let him. That's amazing. Don't come yet. We'll be right back.

Hi, I'm dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way inspired by my love

for the make love not war great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions

including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex

to prevent murder and war. Really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other.

They practice what I call peace through pleasure. With the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied

males. Bonobos are special partly because they just are. And partly because they're very

very close to us. Almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to being human

even being humane bonobos can teach us so much which brings me to us and more specifically to you.

Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free? Would you like to tap into the hot natural sex

energy within you that you would so you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain you know, the pain

and have more orgasmic organic sustainable sex. Who doesn't want that? Greater lust, greater trust

and better anger management and who couldn't use a little bit of that these days? So get the book, learn the bonobo way

you'll be glad you did then you'll want to join bonoboville a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends.

And one last thing, the real bonobos are highly endangered so a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups working to save

the wild bonobos from extinction read the bonobo way and learn why this could be the most important eco sexual movement of our times

and improve your love life. We're listening to radio Suzy One on the World Wide Web and now here she is

Dr. Susan Block. All the day. Every day. And they are

engaging in Valentine Sex. I want to see you do a trick.

Okay, hang on. But can't you do like a handstand or something? Not that strong. You're not that strong?

Okay Blossom. Sorry, I was talking on my phone. One good thing to remember, you were talking on the mic

is when you want to ask somebody to do something unusual Ask them on the break.

Folks, could we focus in on what's going on? Can we? Exactly. We've got sex going on right now

so let's not talk about handstand that somebody doesn't even want to do. Okay. Happy Valentine's Day.

It's almost Valentine's Day aka Valentine's Day is coming

and I'm here with the best Sex Susie Award winners.

Hot Eric John. And amazing Lexi Lor are

Ivanka lookalike winner. Oh yeah and we are celebrating

Valentine's Day getting ready you know World

Bonobo Day is Valentine's Day and tonight

is Valentine's Sex with a little splash. Where's that splash? Give me some vegan splash.

Move those cameras into those faces. Some people think Valentine's Day is all about sex some people think it's all about

the chocolate why not combine and have Valentine

get a little messy splash around mm-hmm food and sex

chocolate fucking oh yeah they've got the king

queen of fucking Jeff Bezos eat your heart out let alone the pecker oh yeah

oh yeah Lexi Lor she is hot hot hot let me have a microphone close you're having sex

say that again Lexi you're looking at him faced it's not the enemies you're

fucking because this is what we look like all fuck well we hope we look this good

I don't know and it becomes pornography because there's a fucking camera there but it's a fucking camera

that's what it's there for it is there for

the fucking oh and Lexi is in her red red lipstick

outlining those moans beautiful so beautiful and everybody's shade

if that's what you do the bonobo way get laid hold those faces hold on don't give me three seconds

or actually a quarter of a second hold the faces oh yeah look at that beauty yeah hold the faces

like a cosmetics for commercial down on her lips yes

especially those braces the faces and the braces don't forget the braces oh yeah get the braces

it inspires all of us that we can fuck with braces on oh we can fuck with braces they

might even feel good in a below red lipstick around your braces and you will look good too yeah

so well I mean we could have something else going on right here on the gold at this point

if we wanted we have a gloss chair we have a honey dior okay

now they're gonna do a little more discreet fucking oh no actually they're gonna do stand up fucking excuse me not more discreet

more crazy okay so now they're gonna do athletic fucking up and down and up and down

you should lay down and get slosh facebook can't see any of this but it's alright no facebook you try to get

into the bonobo vill lounge should I what was that oh yeah so you could

look at her ass and so that we could also admire so politically correct an ability to fuck

in the standing position blossom I think blossom wants to get splashed

oh yeah you want your legs splashed alright how about your breasts

hmm so I think some splashes I guess it's a no are about to

get splashed Danielle didn't ask to lick anything off of you blossom and off the boot is gross

the queen I just thought your outfit would look better with sauces on it while you're getting off the boot

wet fruity sticky sweet sauces all over it I don't think this mic is working

it's like anyway there's a mic under you it's working finally got a mic yes

is that working? it does work oh it is okay and you must have been speaking very softly I want some cum

I want some splosh cum you know what ejaculate is a combination of sex and food

because yes it is food has vitamins where would you like it

where would Lexi like it that would be nice oh you know what this is oh here we go

okay so we might put it on her tits some photographer okay here we go where are we doing this

wow okay we're going to have the ultimate in splosh

which is the combination of food and sex we are going to have yes get out of the way

of the cameras somebody go over here though oh you want to see it from this direction here we go this is the ultimate splosh

mmm yes it is from Eric John mmm

and Lexi oh tap tap tap huh it's snowing

it's raining it's pouring it's sploshing it's

coming Valentine's Day is coming somebody put a microphone in front of him where's the mic where's the mic

here's the mic okay the tapping thing was my new thing last year that's your new thing the tapping thing

and how do you do that you have to control your ejaculation huh and something more is happening now

wow Eric John the ejaculation king yeah I mean you didn't win

the best male ejaculate this year because you didn't ejaculate for us but now you did and I have a feeling

you are a winner for 2019 yes indeed total splosh

and it's vegan well sort of vegan from a real animal sausage maybe that is an animal product

what is that car considered it's ethical it's consensual and it's beautiful

and let's hear it for Eric John and Lexi Lore and total mmm

sex and food and all kinds of vitamins male ejaculate

it's a beautiful thing and it's a very forbidden thing it's like something we only see in porn so that's why some people call this

a porn podcast in fact avn just gave us not an award but

best of five porn podcasts and they called me the mother of all porn podcasts

in some roundup you know so thank you avn and

thank you porn stars we love you and thank you Lexi Lore and Eric John now you can relax and

have a strawberry and we're going to have some major splosh now let's have the sploshing stool

the sploshing stool ah the sploshing stool oh yeah

it's a very elegant stool it's a very elegant stool oh yeah it's a white chair

it's a white chair that's very elegant and we don't put saran around that no no it's easy to clean

I was told by the engineers at the company and the sploshers the sploshing king and queen

are having a discussion of some sort they are you are cleaning up with your baby wipes

well in the meantime let's talk to Morgan and honey what you got going on

I mean I'll sit in the splashing chair you look so hot both of you I mean did you want to tell us about something or did you

want to ask us something or did you want to perform something sorry what do you want to know doctor Susan

what do I want to know well what brings you to Bonoboville what's your

what's your erotic fetish how do you like to celebrate valentine's day oh god but the last time I celebrated

valentine's day was in 2018 I feel like for everyone here last year it was last year and it was in a club

full of literal balls it was a ball pit club wait ball ball pit yeah like a child's

ball pit oh like a jungle gym no no no unless the children were there no no there were no children

they were all adults yeah did you have sex I didn't regrettably

okay when's the last time you had sex it's been way too long doctor Susan really yeah

I don't know is there a reason for that I don't know she's an athlete

I hope athletes have sex athletes don't have they're very time-constructed awesome why are you trying to restrict us

I know I mean it's just the name of the game I'm sorry sorry

so honey Dior how are you good how are you you did a hot strip tease

in fact anybody getting this scene on the left hand side of the camera is there where people are making ant and stuff

oh yeah right I don't see no people looking that way

Susie award yes you did girl do you want to do another one for us okay

how about playing the kingster gentlemen of the back kingster

don't abuse the fucking dog here we go honey Dior I'll grab your mic

check one too okay there you go feel free I'll get it honey

turn it up turn it up turn it up honey Dior

you got me freaky and they say I'm dirty cause all the fantasies are slightly pervy

I like my loving to be time to turn me gotta have that kick gotta have that kick

I'm gonna dress you up in leather yeah oh well that was it that was hot

okay alright let's hear it for honey Dior and now it's time honey

well to be even do you want to do a strip tease do you want me to I want you to so I asked you to do a handstand

whatever you want why are you gonna wear that the whole time do a handstand alright everybody keep that cool

you're gonna stay in your chair while you're doing it it's fine it's fine I've drank so much gotta warn the guest

don't drink too much before you're actually I know what's going through your mind but you are over 21 so it's cool

you do like a back bend I'll spot you I'll spot you yeah I'll hold you

you'll do a back bend hold on should I get out of the way here watch out we don't have insurance be careful

careful very nice does everybody dress up there okay very good thank you

Morgan let's hear it alright Blossom can do a back bend very good

okay don't break your back and now are we ready let's have the sploshing on the sploshing chair

come to the sploshing chair please the king and queen of splosh Danielle

and Chef Beelive are they shy well they are right in front of the yeah here come on over here

my dear here is your microphone girls gotta make an entrance that's true I guess since I'm being invited

to the sploshing chair yes I could sit in the white chair

okay a lot of this stuff we're sploshing is very all natural I think this is all natural

maybe I don't know you don't care if we get it on your beautiful necklace as long as I'm

in the light Dr. Seasy and your beautiful slip I don't mind

about anything okay we are sploshing the sploshing queen Danielle Watts

say the clap sign or be removed from this oh whoops oh

that's what she said where's a towel I need a towel I need a towel with water

please where are the towels the where towel with water

oh you're being emotional jesus let's not be emotional okay what is that

towels it's called melodrama her what do you think

the roaring 20s don't get the towel all sploshed before we need to the towel

for that we're gonna stick a strawberry in the towel oh my god got me scared

did I ask her oh my god Dr. Seasy what is going on

can I put it in your hair looks beautiful see you don't know whether to eat

or have sex on valentine's day combine them oh look at the hair

the hair is the best part I mean not that the tits aren't great yeah hold wow look at that

oh yeah this is the one that looks like com can I have this one god Dr. Seasy

oh my god so super and john eat your heart out oh god

oh my god oh my god oh my god get close

get close get close look at the art on her chest look at that

go down go down go down yummy

not heard the cameras go go close I see the splosh on her chest

I want to see the splosh on her chest move those cameras in there can't do that

let me see the splosh I want to see the splosh across the screen yeah

don't go away come in fill the screen with my splosh

with your splosh beautiful yeah like a slow hand

is a slow camera you have a price tag on the bottom of your shoe though great did you guys want to splosh

you want to splosh that's all organic stay close stay close look at his hand

moving on his hand moving on his hand chocolate chocolate

get her chocolate nice pick some chocolate up and down and up and down

up and down Danielle Watts is a great performance artist let's have a hand I want your chocolate

how about if I want your chocolate yeah nice fill the screen

fill the whole screen up fill the fucking screen up like an impressionist painting nice

what is there yuck what was that nice day so cold this year

I've been living this for so long husband just shizzed all over me with this it's so extraordinary

extraordinary trying to warm you up by covering you in sauce anyway

beautiful get these paintings get close don't be like NBC

get right where the the wounds are like NBC what's going on

whoa keep this microphone down don't ruin the microphones yummy

goodness yummy if this happens at your house I have a problem

right feel like a vampire happens in your living room or a cannibal

house is ruined delicious let's hear it for Sheppy Live and Danielle Watts

how much time do we have how much time do we have hello you have about 15 minutes

in which I'd like to talk talk go ahead I'm really having a good time

a really good time do you have a spanking art talk Susan

do you have a spanking art yes I do can you pass it back to me back to me

in a minute okay so how about we have e-coursing do you guys want to stay like that

or you want to tell that was nice tonight thank you all let's have another hand for Danielle

and Sheppy Live and they're in Splash which you can get on Amazon

thanks to Jeff it's special each one is made for you would you like to speak that's why it's so expensive

do another thing about your Splashing Valentine Experience God Bless America

how about Goddess God bless the universe and Goddess and God bless all the Gods bless us

I did not miss any of the Gods can I get a little drink of whiskey

and Coca Cola thank you Goddess Splash America Goddess Splash America

that could be is the e-court here happening right now yeah if e-court came

and played a song I would stay splashed in your corner so you don't

splash everybody else that's what the Splashing chair is for that's a chair okay move that chair

Captain Max once said to me that we're all just floating on a spaceship earth through outer space

we're flying around 70,000 miles per whatever second and we're all going

what is going on here you're wearing shoes right it's a little bit messy we might as well entertain ourselves

since we're on this spaceship she could be in the back of the Splash maybe

we should move these things over so somebody maybe we should run a hot bath

light some candles and smoke a cigarette a cigarette it's highly unpolitical nowadays

smoke a cigarette it's Native American okay so we've got strawberries

we want some strawberries I'm up here Brigitte come on we've got room

okay you wanted to have a strawberry somebody take the strawberries from me and give them to the front

where's e-core e-core sex sex

sex sex I can't hear you let me hear you say

sex let me hear you say sex so use a baby wife

I guess I'm gonna dance on this somebody's earring on the floor what is that it's got too much

it's got too much look at this sexuality everywhere you bet

and we love you for it it's a beautiful mess it's a beautiful mess that's the look of success

mess here sit here get a baby wife is there a baby wife there

yeah I got these sexy ladies up in here yeah she bad sexy let me hear you say

sex let me hear you say sex everybody say

sex sex she bad she bad

she bad I need all the ladies to dance with me tonight we all ladies get up and dance come on

all this splash up in here tonight move the chairs and dance smooth the chairs and dance

oh yeah that's right sex she bad look

give me some more of that volume up in there it's a little bit more yeah spanks up in here

that's belated both of them look how she shake that thing look how he lick that thing look how she make it bang

yeah that girl can go look how she shake that thing look how she move that thing look how she make it bang

yeah that girl can go she got me watching like with stalking but in a smooth way she made me say damn

kick like jam ten times time he's added up silver dollar make me hop what up though just to make my presence known

I'm a wolf I roam and I'm in your zone I'm blown by the way she move that thing shake that thing make it bang the whole room shake from the ass

quick damn baby you got that pop that steal the show get low everybody on the floor dudes be taking it why she shaking it back that thing on up like

she bad look how she shake that thing look how she make it bang look how she drop it low yeah that girl can go

come on look how she shake that thing look how she move that thing look how she make it bang yeah that girl can go

bang everybody stops and look at what's pop that thing bang got them ready to spit some dope

oh we up in bonobo yeah they show me love dub dub dub with the freaky lap dance clap 10's with the man I don't even know

but this night the show that deal she ill she said to keep your pills and strap on hold on real tight to these stars and ride this thrill I'm in it for the whole night

so give it to me let me have it no static dub that is one in the club right here yes sir I ain't lying I'm blind she gotta like that she bad look how

drop shake that thing look how she make it bang look how bitch make it yeah that girl can go come on look how she

shake look how she move that thing look how she make it bang yeah that girl can go don't stop

cause you got me turned by the way you pop in the way you pop it got me so don't stop go work that body shake that body

make sure you don't hurt nobody cause anybody watching you do your thing shake that thing make it bang bang bang

I'm so messed my ride so get my time by the way she shook her ass and thighs gave me a ride so I had to buy more round she put it down

but she kept me up all night this bitch she bad she the bomb yes she dying on my look how she

make it bang look how she drop it look yeah that girl can go dooms be taking it why she shaking it back that thing

like look how she shake that thing look how she make it bang look how she drop it look

yeah that girl can go come on look how she shake that thing look how she move that thing look how she make it bang

yeah bridge it can go come on yeah yeah yeah she bad um that rock is bad yeah bridge it's bad

yeah she um she bad yeah give it up for another build another build in a building

new year y'all happy new year to you happy Valentine's Day we love y'all real shoes y'all

yeah she the bad yeah yeah yeah y'all bad

yeah the wax crew is bad hmm so bad so bad but no more build is bad

it's deliciously bad ow where we go from here doc with all this love

I want to know how much time I have you have five minutes to say good to everybody of forever hold your peace okay then

five minutes that's it hey John and this lovely lady get busy again hey turn the house up and you have five minutes of hate time

or whatever they call that let's have it's not tape anymore where can we find you

what's up with you this is our goodbye well tomorrow you can watch lexie

and harmony and I have a threesome on erotic tv live at 3pm civic time right on tvlive.com

where's my other shoe that sounds good yeah you should come over we should

good mmm hey stay close

stay close my twitter is lexie lore follow her everybody else does

hard to find alright we love you guys thank you

thank you for joining us for valentine's day it's such a valentine couple in the old days

I did sit on his face on his first show he was on he got lucky yeah

I didn't know she didn't get lucky you eat a lot of pussy mmm very good

and very well thank you and moving right along I got all quiet

oh wait we're about to finish we've got less than 2 minutes what are you up to

you guys want to say just living life and loving you hang on one more minute

let's see you guys where is the other guys okay what happened to the drunk

Morgan is she so drunk she's gone they went to the bathroom this is a bad time to go to the bathroom

okay where is honey dior honey dior I see you right there

come on where do we find you we're still recording but not with tape hey the goal didn't last it did

it did where do we find you well you can find me as Viviana Giovanni

on facebook or tru noble underscore butterfly on instagram but this next weekend

I'll be doing the endless night vampire ball I'm actually wearing our t-shirt

alright endless night vampire ball for don't be a we're actually doing a charity for don't be a monster

it's against bullying so don't be a trump would be another way but okay don't be a monster

yeah got it so if you want to attend the endless night vampire ball just go to endlessnight.com

and if you want to get a 10% discount you can use my code it's it's a tink la

2019 so tink la 2019 it'll give you a 10% discount yeah

honey dior let's give her a mic try not to drag it through the squash honey dior where do we find you

the capital in DC the capital DC baby okay we can't find you on anywhere online

you can find me in DC in DC okay oh well

I'm being I guess people in DC know yeah and certainly if you know you should find honey dior

because her name is splash she's delicious yeah honey dior we we love her and of course

Bridget Buchanan who I missed your birthday so I have to give you more birth I gave you some

birthday spankings just now so happy birthday Bridget you know your birthday is a little overshadowed by Valentine's day

yeah you know that's how it is yeah well get over my knee real quick get over my knee now what are you

wearing okay you got a skirt on let's get that up oh panty hose can I pull down

look at these pants this is nice yeah oh yeah these very nice

mm-hmm oh yeah and because it's a splash right where's my

oh there it is okay so first we'll give you some nice little hands yes because you're a nice girl

and now we'll give you a spank with the magazine of the evening yes splash magazine

oh yeah birthday girl and you're actually in spank magazine so we should give you

this is just a what do you call it not the real copy proof it's a proof

you got spank on the front of it too so this is the other proof appropriate yeah that proof this is the more there it is more appropriate proof

spank on there put some spank on it let me get this off

mm-hmm I'm not asking girl I'm giving you more spanks than your age I figured

let's get my red there my red oh where's the mic give her a mic please

I was saying I did say don't be nice no get down a little bit yeah that's it

that gives me better leverage yes you're getting as red as that umbrella over there well it's Valentine red

hey you know Valentine isn't really shaped like that organ

inside our body we call the heart no it is shaped like a well whipped

heart shaped ass that's what it is just check it out

where do I have a Valentine here whoops this is all wet yuck who put the wet tap Valentine

heart shaped ass that's it that's it right there that's where the Valentine heart comes from

because that's what the original Valentine's Day celebrates Lupercalia

which we will be celebrating next week birthday girl so you better be here

yeah let's hear it for birthday girl Bridget Buchanan thank you

don't try sitting down now and now I'm just gonna say farewell

farewell farewell sex we love you

of course I hope you have a happy Valentine's Day which you know is World Bonobo Day

so don't forget if you're even questioning your Valentine's Day celebrate World Bonobo Day

and give the bonobo way for Valentine's Day and if you're gonna

get chocolate don't forget to eat it out of one of your lovers orifices

or you know better yet get the vegan kind you can splash all over each other lick it up

and love each other yes indeed love each other and the bonobos are the perfect example

of love and sex they have a lot of sex yes indeed and they splash

combining food and sex sometimes yep like

oh look at all that splashing wow uh huh yeah they combine food

and sex and they splash you know so you can too

make like bonobos not baboons make love not war

make love to someone you love tonight don't wait for Valentine's Day even if that someone is you Valentine's season

my day job is director of the doctor season block institute for the erotic arts and sciences specializing in sex therapy

over the phone anytime you need to talk whether you need serious psychotherapy or a hot phone sex experience

or a combination my world renowned telephone sex therapists are just a phone call away totally private absolutely confidential

we listen talk with you advise you role play for you fantasize with you no fantasy is too taboo

and help you with anything from impotence to exhibitionism fears to desires fetishes to marriages

for more information call us at 213 291 9497 that's 213 291

9497 anytime you need to talk you're listening to radio suzi1 on the world wide web

you need to talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else you can talk with us

I'm Dr. Susan Block your mistress of the airwaves but my day job is director of the doctor season block institute

for the erotic arts and sciences specializing in sex therapy over the phone anytime you need to talk

whether you need serious psychotherapy or a hot phone sex experience or a combination my world renowned telephone sex therapists

are just a phone call away totally private absolutely confidential we listen talk with you advise you

role play for you and fantasize with you and no fantasy is too taboo and we help you with anything

from impotence to exhibitionism fears to desires fetishes to marriages

if you've never called before don't be embarrassed we all need help with sex at one time or another even world leaders do

maybe especially world leaders do but I'm not going to tell you which ones so when you need to ask a question or play out a fantasy

or just talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else call us at 213 291

9497 anytime you need to talk hi I'm doctor Susan

and I've just written a new book called the bonobo way inspired by my love for the make love not war great apes

you know the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions including face to face but it's not

just how bonobos have sex it's how they use sex to prevent murder and war really they're the only

great apes that have never been seen killing each other they practice what I call peace through pleasure with the females gently

dominating the very happy very sexually satisfied males bonobos are special partly because they just are

and partly because they're very very close to us almost 99% genetically similar to us when it comes to being

human even being humane bonobos can teach us so much which brings me to us

and more specifically to you is your inner bonobo longing to swing free would you like to tap into

the hot natural sex energy within you that you would so you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain

you know the pain and have more orgasmic organic sustainable sex who doesn't want that

greater lust greater trust and better anger management and who couldn't use a little bit of that these days

so get the book learn the bonobo way you'll be glad you did then you'll want to join bonoboville a new global village for bonobo lovers

and friends and one last thing the real bonobos are highly endangered so a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups

working to save the wild bonobos from extinction read the bonobo way and learn why this could be the most important

eco sexual movement of our times and improve your love life