It’s The SUZYs: Announcing the 7th Annual DrSusanBlock.Tv Awards for 2018!

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, all you children of sex and yes we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Allah, Adonai, Buddha, Oscar, Grammy or Granny. Well, we kind of are children of Granny. Yeah, grandma, grandpa and

mom, all that. Whether we know them or not, we are all children of sex. With a capital X. Can I get an amen? Amen. Can I get an A-Women? A-Women. Yeah, baby. Yeah. Wow, sounds like there's a lot of people in here, but there are not a lot of people in here. Thousands. I've never seen so many people in one show.

Wow. Hey, welcome to the crowd. Jesus, it's overwhelming. I thought I was all alone. I was really so intimate. Okay, let's calm things down. Everyone quiet. Thank you Blossom. This is Blossom Green, my lovely, adorable kitty cat assistant.

And this is the Dr. Susan Block show just in case you don't know. And it's the last show of the year. It's practically not really a show because it's like the show between the years. It's in between, it's during the holidays, and it's right at the end and right at the beginning.

So it's a very special show, and I'm here with Blossom, and we're going to be presenting the Suzie Awards 2018. That's right. This is the seventh. The Suzie's annual Suzie Awards. Yes, the Suzie's, exactly. First, we were calling them the Dr. Susan Block.TV Awards that became a mouthful. I decided I'd go like Emmy and Grammy and become the

Suzie's. So, you know, we're going to say a fond farewell to 2018 with awards for some of our favorite performances. And the Suzie Awards are kind of different. I mean, they're kind of the same as any award. In fact, this is Oscar with wings. Clemi did this, and also the award has a Glide America Condom Hat, which makes it protected.

Yes, exactly. Not reusable. No, but wings, and this is for 2018, the last of 2018. These are our awards, the Suzie's, recognizing excellence in broadcast, artistry, and exhibitionism for the seventh consecutive year, honoring erotic performance, sexual intelligence, sapiosexuality, you could say, and weapons of mass seduction.

You know, you got to use something in life. So, we prefer weapons of mass seduction to mass destruction. And that's what we honor here, celebrating the Bonobo Way, you know, peace through pleasure in all kinds of weather. And we do it before expiz, the avians, the teas, the Oscars, the Grammys, the Emmys, and the Golden Globes. We trot out the Suzie's. And we only have one Suzie, actually, which is why we don't invite anybody.

That's the thing, is we just have the one. But I'm sorry, this could be a very expensive endeavor. Well, not that expensive, but you know what, if you want your award, we'll talk about it. But most people are very happy with their digital awards that we will be sending you. We will be sending you your digital awards. And they're really cool. And Clemmie is making them now.

But yet, there could be a creation of some sort, you know, like this. And we could even provide a contest. That's an important part of our award. It's very organic. It's not just one element. So, this is the Suzie award, but you know what, you can also get a button. Okay, I want a Suzie. In fact, did you get your button?

I have two buttons. I gave myself two. You got two buttons. Wow, maybe I should give Onyx a button. She's taking pictures. Yes, let's give Onyx a button.

Because here's the thing with the Suzie award. You're getting a Suzie. Take your award. No, no, no. Our staff gets the staff award. You see, here's the thing. Is the staff can't get any other performance awards because even though the staff often performs,

that would be something akin to the Trump crime family, nepotism. Oh, you've got one. Okay, there you go. I'll have Dr. Suzie give you one. Okay, yeah.

You could have two, no. You could have two. Okay, so you have an award because we decided, I think it was a couple of years ago, that we should give a staff award for everybody on staff.

Thank you very much. Yes, so Max, you're getting an award. These are the staff awards because we were raised in the United States of everybody gets an award. You have to give it to them.

You, of all people, should get an award. Captain Max. Congratulations. The captain of my heart.

At my show. My savior. My Jesus. Really, he did save my life this past week.

I'm alive. That's the thing to celebrate. We're happy about that. Yeah.

And so, yeah, we're giving out awards to our staff because it's kind of thank you for your service. Thank you for your service. I mean, if you're going to thank the troops, why not thank the staff? You should send them Susie pins.

Right, I should send the troops Susie awards to lay down your arms. Anyway, all award winners technically that I'm going to announce now are selected from guest appearances and stuff. I used to say products, but I think I prefer the word stuff since not all of them qualify as products. And that sounds very corporate.

Very corporate. We're not corporate. Well, you know, you can help it a little bit. It's like using plastic, but we try to be a little organic.

But yeah, so stuff and, you know, and even a few people who just with a subject perhaps of, you know, a few shows that maybe deserve an award. So anyway, this all comes from, I think I was counting, but, you know, I was drinking some of these fabulous Agua absent rhombarbancore.

So I'm not sure. But Magellan gin. Look at the stuff we got for the new year, brothers and sisters. Thank you Chuck.

Thank you. Thank you. It's going to be a happy. So, so yeah, so I'm not sure if I got the count right, but I think we did 42 shows this year, like live shows.

42? Wow. I think I was counting on the blog. It seemed like 42. Maybe we can get a count.

I trust your counting skills. I don't. But it's something like that, like 40 or so. Or I don't know.

We'll find out exactly over the weekend. To be continued. Okay. So in the meantime, sit back.

Pour yourself a flute of champagne. A flute. A flute. Or you could drink it out in a slipper, if you like.

You know, or Agua or whatever you want to have an edible. And root for your favorites and, you know, enjoy the show as we honor our favorite sex experts, sex spots, artists, exhibitionist, visionaries, revolutionaries, hot babes and bastards.

Wow. I think I wrote that last year. Oh yeah. Well, there are quite a few bastards.

I have some booby awards here and squirtologists. We got that was a new one that we discovered. Well, we do have a squirting award. It's true.

We do. It's coming. So to speak. So to speak.

No pun intended. Okay. As is traditional for the Susie's, we do not invite the winners or anyone to the award ceremony.

So we just ask you to, you know, it's our day. It's the Susie day. It's our day to give you things that you aren't here to get. Okay.

So now without further ado, now I think we should get rid of this thing. All right. Okay. And we're going to be announcing the first Susie awards and they are in many different categories.

We have most bonobos. Go bonobos. And we have porn for the people. And we have kink fetish and BDSM.

We have erotic arts and media. We have sexy music. We have hottest stuff. That used to be products.

Sex and politics is the last category. All right. So without further ado, we have, okay, you want to read the first one. Young lady.

This blossom. But this is a very important award. All right. I don't know if you were tipped off as to who won this award, but it's a very important person

and I think very deserving. And I hope you agree. And it is for most bonobo. And the winner for most bonobo is Juicy Jenny.

The juiciest of the Juicy, Juicy Jenny. Okay. Now we have to get organized. We're supposed to set off a popper.

Okay. Juicy Jenny. There she is. All right.

Wow. Now that is, of course, you know, we get out of the way kind of the most important award in a way. And then the next most important award, which is really equal.

It's just a different configuration of human. See, it's, you know, I mean, these people, it's most bonobo couple. And really, they are the equivalent of most bonobo, but they're together. So they have to get most bonobo couples.

So who is it? And the winners odds and yell lots and chef be live. All right. And they're not here, but they're on the screen.

Whoa. And they're naked. Yeah. Whoa.

That's right. By the way, the Susie Awards can be watched free on Dr. Susie.TV. And you can see the naked parts free right now at Dr. Susan Block.TV.

But if you prefer to stay on the Facebook plantation, you know, that's okay. We are okay with that. You can look at the award. You can look at the award.

We can lick the wings here. Lick a wing. Yummy. Well, not really.

Not really. Okay. So now we're going to go through these quickly, even though these awards are very, very important. These are bonobo awards.

These are awards for go bonobos. These are awards for people that are working and playing and accomplishing things to help save the bonobos. And yeah.

Bonobos. Bonobos. Save the bonobos. Save the bonobos.

The bonobo way. So most bonobo celebrity, she hasn't been here, but we've been talking about her a lot. And so I wanted to give her an award because she's bringing together the bonobo, save the bonobo movement with the me too movement.

And I think that's great because the bonobos are the most female empowered apes on earth. But they also show that male well-being is a critical part of Peace Through Pleasure. So thank you, Ashley Judd. You won a Susie award.

You have won the Susie award for most bonobo celebrity because that's who you are to us. I'm sure she's more than just a celebrity. But celebrity is a big thing. What am I saying?

Just. That's a big thing. Anyway. She is the most bonobo celebrity out there, really getting the word out.

Even though she's Christian, which I appreciate. I mean, you could be Christian and bonobo. Just behind closed doors. Yeah, but lady in the street and the freak in the sheets.

I shouldn't say that. Anyway, there's all different ways to be bonobo. Okay. So now most bonobo conservation, I have two awards for Lola Yabanobo.

And there is Claudine André on our calendar. And there she is there. And also my friend Sally Cox, most bonobo conservation, the best bonobo conservation, bonobo conservation initiative, a.k.a. BCI, who builds the bonobo peace forest in the Congo.

And we have to support both of them. And then there's also for best bonobo promotion. And when promotion is very important or else people don't know to give to the other organizations that are doing the conservation.

And this is the bonobo project. Yes, Ashley. A different Ashley. And so they're doing a lot to promote the cause of bonobos.

And I'm going to give an award also for this is a, I don't know why I put this in this category. Most bonobo off-campus interview. Hey, Greg Friedman, I guess I couldn't figure out what category to put you in. Because you were kind of sort of on the show.

But anyway, he always does a great interview with me. It's kind of the reverse. But I sort of feel like he lets it be my show. How can he not?

No, it's all his show. But he does a great job of interviewing me and really bringing out the bonobo way. That's why I gave him the award here. Because he's really promoting the bonobo way.

And he's in the field out there using me to describe it more. But also doing it in his own way. He does a lot of good. So then there's the staff award.

Okay, that's like a rolling thing. As you come forward, we give you your Suzy award. As we bring you forward. Okay, so now here comes porn for the people.

Porn for the people. Porn for the people. All the people. Okay, hottest sex.

You don't know these people. So I don't know if you would get a kick out of reading them. But I'll just say, hottest sex. Lexie Lohr and Eric John.

Yeah. Lexie Lohr and Eric John. Okay, let's do a popper for them. Jesus.

Come on. Whoa, yeah. They got two. Whoa, you know.

We've got more to go. But they should at least get one. Because, oh my goodness, we've got suddenly a clip. And it is quite a clip of the hottest sex.

Partly because her head was in my lap. And she used the hot top she had. Yeah, and he's really giving it to her. And that's Eric John and that's Lexie Lohr.

And they are having very hot sex. And this is a clip edited by Gideon. And it is available on its own. Look at her.

She looks like, I don't know, some kind of little yogini. Yeah, that's Lexie Lohr and Eric John. Let's give some applause to that clip. She looks a little bit like Ivanka somehow.

She does. A little bit, yeah. She's got sort of that round. We should have her play Ivanka.

Yeah, she is a good Ivanka. I should give her another award. But I'm already giving her another award. Actually, yeah, she does look like Ivanka.

I was going to give an Ivanka a look-alike award. Maybe I should give it to her. I just decided a new award. But the other award she's getting already is most joyous sex.

You don't have that clip. That would have been fun to contrast. Because it was with, I mean, not that it was, they were just different. And she brought these two different partners, or they brought her.

But one was Eric John, who of course is a great veteran of porn. And he's also a graduate of MIT. And he used to be an executive at Bowling. And Lexi, who is just like fresh out, I think something like North Carolina or something like that.

Something like that, I don't know. And so she came with her boyfriend another time to our anniversary. And that was a different kind of experience where they were having sex through the anniversary. Through the whole show.

Well, not the whole show. But they were sitting back here. Max and I, you know, we sit on chairs, so we weren't on the bed. So they were kind of on the bed having sex while we were, you know, there were people wrestling and pronouncing toasts to us.

And they were having sex. So it was very joyous. And it was, I don't know, their award. Most joyous sex, Lexi Lohr and Brian Jamison.

Okay, most sapiosexual, Riley Reyes. Oh, well, we were going to have a clip, but, you know, that's pretty hot right there. That's a picture, which is actually from last year. But this year, she's always very sex educational, sapiosexual.

Because she's not just sex educational. That doesn't give enough credit to her eroticism. So that's why she gets most sapiosexual. And she was the winner of most bonobo last year.

And not to say she isn't still extremely bonobo. But it's very rare. You know, I just want to say some people are getting an award for the second time, such as Danielle and Chef Be Alive. Do not think that that minimizes you, although it does make my job easier.

If I don't have to come up with another award for you. But on the other hand, it is a great honor to get an award for a second or third time. Because not everybody does. Okay, so, but Riley, you know, she certainly is a special person and most sapiosexual is a very special award.

Okay, now we come back to the most bonobo, who gets another award. I had to give her this one, and I had, you know what it is. I'm going to say, can you guess what the award is? Squirt salt.

Best squirter? Yeah, basically. I mean, best female ejaculation, I think it says. It's very, yes.

Best female ejaculation. Okay, this needs, okay. So now, I think we're going to see a clip of Juicy Jenny. Oh, this is a squirt compilation.

There she is. Yes, and you can see why she wins the Squirting Award for 2018. There is no doubt who wins this award. We had some other squirters for sure.

I mean, definitely did. And we'll be naming some of them for other awards, but she definitely, she definitely takes it. Oh, look at those lips. Very juicy.

She, oh, and now just squirting, and that is not urine, brothers and sisters, lovers and sisters, that's holy water. Blessed be, and she is baptizing the Sybian right now. And she would probably win the Sybian Rhyne Award, except that I want to give it other awards

to people. But she's, you know, great, great, great, great. Look at her. And now here, here we are in Hanukkah.

No, no, this is Thanksgiving, right? All right. Okay. There she is just spanked, getting spanked out of her.

That's not, yeah, she's. The ship's leaking. Oh, and there I am as a rabbi. I'm spanking the holy water out of the rock like Moses.

Yes. I'm hitting the rock. I got it. And there she is.

Oh, attitude adjustment. Oh my goodness. Wow. That was a little bit big for her.

Whoa. I would say, I would say that deserves a waterfall of a kind. And applause. Wow.

Wowie. I'm impressed even though I've seen these before, I have seen them. I have some of them. I think I've seen all of them, but they still see them all again.

I was impressed with these talents. Okay. So now, we're going to just reel through a few. Okay.

there. Best Big Booty. Mimosa. There she is. Well, where's your booty? Oh, there it is. Okay, yep, yep, there's the booty. You gotta give it to that booty. That is the best big booty. Okay, hottest masturbator. This is a very coveted award. Not the best big booty is in either, but that's kind of a physical attribute. But, hottest masturbator. And

drum roll please, and ready to ba-da-da-da. And here you know her. Eva-E! Yeah, she did an interesting masturbation demonstration. We had to, we were riveted by. It was great, and it was very organic. And then there's that schoolgirl out there. Okay, so now here we go. Okay, oh, oh, oh, hottest porn starlet. That's kind of a generic one that you could get at

AVN, but you heard it here first. Okay? And this one, she is so hot she could win a lot of different awards. She squirted, she performed, she was smart, you know. But I just thought, since she's kind of new, at least to the Dr. Suzy TV awards, that she deserved a very coveted award, hottest porn starlet. And that would be Athena Reign.

And she did squirt, and she did bring this hot young guy with her, forget his name. Oh, Xavier, right, Xavier Steele. Yeah, they came also from the South or somewhere like that, escaped the hurricanes and the madness of the religion. Okay, so now comes a little bit of a controversial award. Okay, last year I also gave, I always give this guy

an award, but now he's, you know, a controversial guy. He was not controversial before, but he still deserves the award for most, partly because he is the one that made Athena Reign squirt with the power of his tongue, mostly a little bit of finger, but mostly his tongue. And what's the word for tongue, like linguine, or most

cunning linguist, Ron Jeremy. There he is. Okay, we need some applause, so the guy's gonna feel upset. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ron Jeremy. Ron Jeremy. Okay, so, yeah, I understand, there's a controversy, and I could discuss it sometime, but I don't have time right now, and I did give him an award, and so, you know, set me your

hate mail. Right, okay, so now, a hottest hopper, you know, I hope that was a politically correct way to describe this, but actually I should have asked for a clip of this one, because amputee Brittany is very amazing. Well, there she is, you can kind of see, she's on one leg, and she has the ability to dance. Yeah, in

addition to, you know, a lot of other things, but yeah, she does not have a leg, and she's amazing. Amputee Brittany, so hottest hopper. I didn't want to say hottest amputee, because that is the same as her name, and also I think I could get into some kind of trouble. I don't know, but hottest hopper, I probably could also

get into trouble for that, but she did hop, and it was amazing. Sexy as hoppers, that would be the hottest hopper. Hotest, you know, alliteration. Okay, best blow-up doll sex act. Now, we love blow-up dolls here at the Dr. Susan Block show. We got, you know, our Stormy Daniels pull-up doll behind us, but this was,

she brought her own, and this is Susie Q. James. She brought her own? Yes, she did. There she is. She did sex acts with the blow-up doll, and I'm always just impressed with that. I mean, and look, she looks like a circus. She, you know, I mean, she, she's a circus. That's beautiful, and she's a very political person, and we

also award, we've awarded her politics before. I didn't know what to award for politics this year, but you know, blow-up doll. Okay, so now this one, I believe, is getting a repeat, but it's very deserved. Sexiest cougar, Sally Mullins, and she's funny also, and she's wearing our pussy panties. These are pretty much Bonobo

ville pussy panties. They are. We've all, we're not all wearing the same ones, by the way. We have different hair. We don't try to all. Right. Sisterhood of the traveling pussy panties. Sally Mullins. And thank you, Gypsy Bonobo, for introducing us, and also Gypsy Bonobo for my snake. Oh, this is sort of the snake of the new year. I like that. To eat up the pig, which is really what the new

year is. This is going to be the year of the pig. Oh, wow. I thought it already was. But now this is actually the year of the pig. Pigs are very cute, actually. They're smart. Even though they make you think of Trump. Oh, here's Trump. You're gonna get an award. He's gonna get a booby prize. He gets, uh, look at him back there with

his popper in his mouth as he should be. Okay. So, yeah, I'm getting ahead of myself. I'm getting into props. We're not up to that yet. Okay. So where are we? Sexy scooger. Oh, most enthusiastic porn star. Danny Dawson. Wow. You are showing her enthusiasm right there. I want to just, uh, yeah. Wow. Oh, wow. The art department

really. Lush. Okay. Nice. Okay. Most congenial sex worker, KCT girl. KCT girl is also very congenial on Twitter. I guess the T stands for Twitter. Yeah, the T stands for Twitter. Okay. Now this one had won our hottest porn starlet last year. And she is really great. And this year she wins a different kind of an award. She had a

different kind of an appearance, you know. She had some issues, I guess, physically. I don't know what to say about that. But anyway, she was a little more reserved. But she wins best masturbation confession. Lexi Mansfield. And she actually did this amazing, uh, I mean, we should all give ourselves an award for a three-way

motor buddy ride. Three of us were on the motor buddy, her, me, and Phoenix. Yup. Something to look forward to at your job. Yes. Pile it on. Right. Okay. So now, okay, you know this person. Quirkyist porn performer. And I mean that in a good way. Who's this? Veronica Rainbow Scum. That's my caller.

Yay, Veronica Rainbow Scum. Okay, so we love you. We want you back. Okay, let's do a popper. That was a good one. That was a good one. Was it good for you? I guess so. You called it a good one. Some of these are like, you know, they don't, they don't come. They don't pop out. I know. I know how that is. With poppers, with men, with women. Okay, so porn. With porn.

Sometimes with porn it doesn't pop, you know. It's like corn, pop, porn. Okay. So most enthusiasm, most congenial, sex work, and most bad. Quirkyist, hottest motor bunny ride. And the winner. The winner is a very petite, pretty package. I don't even know if I know how to pronounce it. Elveneva.

There she is. There she goes. Wow. She's such a pretty little thing. And that's, uh, Mistress Jenna, who's, uh, slapping her titties. Slapping her titties. And that's me holding the microphone. And you know. Now I think we all are gonna give a big hand. Elveneva. Elveneva. And then Phoenix had to take a taste.

Oh, Phoenix is having a little snack here. It was a nice motor bunny ride. It was not one of our noisier ones, but you know, we have different ones. It was hot. I think that was the definition of hot. All right, so now next category. Kink, fetish, and BDSM. All right. Now we have the most dazzling Dom. And that would be Goddess Phoenix. Yes. Applause. Because she also gave me

my fabulous fiber optic whip. Right? We love you, Goddess Phoenix. Thank you, Goddess Phoenix. You give good gift. And you're also very dazzling in and of yourself. And by the way, that is a repeat award. But you know, most dazzling is like who wouldn't want to be most dazzling of pretty much all the categories. Yeah. So I'll take that. So she'll take it again. Okay. She'll take it again.

Best snake tail whip, Mistress Sian. And that, of course, is a different category for her. Because she did. I mean, not that it's not a different. I mean, she is a snake tail Mistress. But I haven't given a reward for that. I have given her awards for, okay, let's do this right. Pop. No, rice, we'll do it again. Anyway, Mistress Sian is the greatest. And I've given her other

awards for all kinds of things. And I guess I just wanted to give her an award for her amazing snake tail whip skill that she did demonstrate on Phoenix's butt very well. So now, sexiest femdom. This is a repeat. I might go fast through the repeats. Madame Raven Ray, though. I mean, come on. We love Madame Raven Ray. Although that's mostly showing that guy's butt. But okay,

Madame Raven Ray. So we're going to go fast through that. But she is the sexiest, actually. I mean, in a way. In a way, they're all sexy. But she is really sexy. Okay, most well-rounded kinkster against second time, Rhiannon. We love Rhiannon. Oh, my God. Those are for the last show. Oh, right. Yeah, that's amazing. Well, she's amazing. And that is, like, the best award

in a way. I have a few that I call the best, you notice? But most well-rounded kinkster is really a... You want to be well-rounded, I mean, in a way. Unless you don't. Unless you want to just focus on being an animal play monarch. And then you are the best animal play monarch. And that would be Madame Marguerite. Yay. We love Madame Marguerite. Oh, there she is.

Oh, with her animals. With her animals. Okay. And now, oh, this one you might want to read. Most beautiful ball kicker. Goddess Virgin. Look at that. That is wicked. I mean, this might not be for children this part. Yeah. Everything else so far is okay. But, you know, no, I don't know. Okay. No, children shouldn't watch any of this show. But we know you do. But anyways, this is,

yeah, Goddess Virgin. She won for Best Thindom last year. And she might win for that another year. Actually, I didn't give anyone. She is good. She is really good. I guess I just thought she needed one for being the most beautiful ball kicker. I think she deserved it. Or maybe we just needed that award. That's what it was. Okay. So, most timely fetish. All right. So, most timely fetish.

Gas mask? Gas mask, girl. Because, yes, I was wearing something like this last week in the hospital. Maybe not as bad. Well, almost. Well, worse. These are really tight. When you get them, they're very intense. Mine went over my head like I was Iron Man. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. And then in your mouth. You know, but you need it because you can't fucking breathe. There's

a lot of respiratory illnesses going on. I am one of the struggling victims. I'm pretty good right now. Hey, look at me. Not bad. Last week, I got to give thanks to the ambulance drivers. I got to give thanks to the people at, where was the first hospital we went, Max? Anyway, no, Kaiser, we went to second, but I think we went to Centinella first. Because

that's the closest. I shouldn't say that. I'm giving away this Navy Seals location. Shit, I'm like fucking Trump. You bastard. You set a bad example. You fucking, you made me give away. All right, I went to this smaller hospital. And then I went to, and then I went to Kaiser. And they, you know, they know how to save my life at Kaiser.

They know me. Yeah. No, that's great doctors. They save my mom. I was on one of the, I was singing of gas mask girl. And I thought, you know, this is what I said the first time they were on long before I got my respiratory attack. When they were first on two years ago. And they were wearing these things. I said, this is going to become, you know, popular. So it's got to become sexy

because people need it. And more and more people are wearing masks, maybe not this one. This is kind of the old fashioned. But I mean, with the fires, did you see all the people in San Francisco wearing the masks? It was crazy. They were, they, they maybe they still are. But I know when the, the, the pollution was bad, they were wearing the masks. I'm wearing a mask. So everyone's

wearing a mask. Right. Might as well look sexy in your mask. Might as well look sexy in your mask. Okay. Might as well look sexy in your mask. Let's try this again. Might as well look sexy in your mask. Okay. Here you hold the award while I do that. Might as well look sexy. Okay. Cover up my face. And I am looking sexy in my mask. Okay. Onward. Well, anyway, we spent

some time on Gas Mask Girl, but they're worth it. Okay. Because these are all different ones too. So, you know, I didn't want to give each one of them an award, but they all deserve one. Okay. Best submissive, Brattie Wolfie. I mean, what else is there to say? Look at that. She's amazing. Right? We love Brattie Wolfie. She was only on one show this year. She was

on one show the year before. I don't know. She's, she's, we got her, she like lives out the country or something. She's very cute. And so we got to get her back. Brattie Wolfie, we gave you an award. Come back. Come back. Okay. Most colorful femtom. Mistress Bella, a bathory. She is very colorful herself and the people she brings.

And we appreciate that. We really do. And she's intense. She's very, she's a great leader. She is. She has her little group. Maybe it's bigger now. Okay. No, she's great. We love you, Mistress Bella Bathory. Oh, here's another doll. I've got to be like respectful to all of them, huh? Geez, that's exhausting. I need some water. Okay. So, now we have

best wrestler, Mistress Cara. Of course, of course. Now, I think with Mistress Cara, we might have a, I don't know, do we have a video or what time is it? How much time do we have? 15? Okay. Good. So, we could show this. I don't know how to pop these ones. On this high-tech stuff.

Okay. All right. Oh, the guts. I've never done this before, but I've always wanted to join this. And you were so scared at our anniversary. I was terrified. Whoa, it's scary. Whoa. Wrestling in the sanctuary of the Little Love Church of the Bonobo Way

in the village of Bonoboville. This is during, not our anniversary. This one is during our magazine launch. Yeah. Here's me. Mistress Cara. Danielle. And you see why Danielle is one of the most Bonobo winners. So, I think that my co-host just went to the bathroom. Oh, no, you learned how to do that. Okay. Okay. Did you learn? All right. So, now we'll

do the next one. Let's move on. But we love you, Mistress Cara, and we'd like to have you back before you move to Vegas. All right. Okay. So, most elegant femdom. Mistress Damiana Chi. She's very elegant. I don't know if she looks so elegant there. Well, she looks elegant sitting next to me. She kind of looks elegant, actually, spanking Danielle. There's Danielle again.

Danielle shows up a lot. Whoa. Worn me. Before you shoot. Wow. Cox, not Glocks. That was not a real gun. It seemed like one in a way. Jesus. I knew I was doing that. No, it's okay. I'm just saying next time. What is that thing? That was New Year's Popper type of toy. It's in the golden box. Okay. Hang on to that one. Let's let that settle.

Oh, but that's all we have left now. That's the majority are these. Oh, okay. Now we have, are these all done? No. Yeah. Those don't work. Yes. A lot of those didn't work. Okay. So, wow. Where am I now? Okay. Best Trump voodoo doll, CBT, Mistress Porcelain Midnight. Now, I just want to say Mistress Porcelain Midnight. We don't even show her doing the CBT. She was,

she usually wins a more elaborate award, like not such a specific award, actually, like a general award because she's fabulous. But she was only here for like half a show, which we usually frown upon, but she's very special. So, she was here and she tied up this Trump. It was for our anniversary and it was, you know, she did a good job. All right.

This is the Trump voodoo doll, of course. And basically the idea of the voodoo is that it works and maybe it does. Maybe, maybe that's why he's pulling out of the Middle East. So, we try to mistreat him in a nice way, gag him. There's his mushroom pee pee. Okay. So, now, let's move on. Best dressed Dom.

Dom, D-O-M. Just, yeah, here he is. Jack Friday. I don't know if that's even his best outfit, but that's okay. He's always, he always looks good. Best dressed Dom, Jack Friday. He's the consort of Mistress Cara. If you're going to be a great wrestler, you need a well-dressed consort. Anyway, cutest kinky couple, Mistress Mina and Jack Dill. Okay. I don't know if we have a picture

for them. We do. They were so cute. We don't have a picture of them. Okay, it's okay. There you go. Oh, there you go. Oh, there they are. See, they're doing it. Look at them. He's a comedian and she's a Dom, but she doesn't Dom him. It was very cute. And they were here for Valentine's Day, you know. That's like a very cute relationship. Yeah, it had to be cute and they were a little kinky.

I don't know. Anyway, Best Dog and Mistress Act. Come on. This one's like a no-brainer. Okay, you read it. Mother Tink and Fizzgig. Yes, of course. In that picture, I'm sitting right next to Fizzgig. That's a great one of the yapping Fizzgig. That Fizzgig is quite a yapper. But silent yapper, so it's okay. Better, yeah. It's a little anxiety-provoking. Yes, sometimes.

But he wins an award because they are so cute. They're so good together. Yeah. And both play well with others. Yeah, they both play well with others. Okay, so now, where am I? Best Hands Banking that she did of that Elvenet. On the motorbunny? Jenna Rotten, but she did another one over her knee and she did a Great Hands Banking. And that's Jenna Rotten. Very nice. And hottest chumillier tricks,

did you bring her here? Why don't you read her name? Ah, she got Claire. She was really good when she went and had the dog. Dr. Suzy, you have three minutes? Three minutes. Okay, so I'm going to quickly get through. Oh, that's all my vote they show. Should I quickly get through something? Or should I? Let's see. Best Attitude Adjustment, Madame Dissade Fatala. Whoa, look at that outfit. Oh,

my God. Of course, yes, we have your Attitude Adjustment. You know, I mean, I can't believe it. I guess, I don't know if you left it here, but anyway, you get an award. Yeah. Right. So, Best Tastiest Nude Cake Server, Mepenze Barbie. Oh, that's a good cake serving. Best Bonobo Way Books Banking, Lola Bostinato.

The word a lot of them to this year that I didn't give, but there's, no, that's not Lola. That's the alien. Well, Lola did vote, that's another award, but there she is. Oh, she's giving a Books Banking to the Boudoudal. Yes, the Boudoudal. And she, you know, she actually read the book, so she gave it a good spanking. And she's great, Lola Bostinato. And Best Bonobo Way Books Banking

is Brigitte Bouillou-Cannon. Look at her there. Wow. Is that bread in between her legs? That is bread. Yes. In that case, it was... Break bread, people. That was Couture Jouillet. That was the, yeah, Bastille Day. That was French Bastille Day. And so, we're coming back with erotic arts and media and sexy music, politics and sex and more. This is the Susie Awards for 2018. This is the last

show of 2018, the Susie Awards. So, we're here, me, Dr. Susan Block and Blossom. And the award, whose hat is going over his eyes. But we're going to come back with some more exciting awards, more exciting clips. So, don't come yet, and don't go away. We'll be right back. Right back. Meow, meow. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block, and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way,

inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions, including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war, really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure,

with the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special, partly because they just are, and partly because they're very, very close to us, almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to being human, even being humane, bonobos can teach us so much, which brings me to us, and more specifically to you.

Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free? Would you like to tap into the hot natural sex energy within you? Bet you would. So you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain, you know, the pain, and have more orgasmic, organic, sustainable sex. Who doesn't want that? Greater lust, greater trust, and better anger management. And who

couldn't use a little bit of that these days? So get the book, Learn the Bonobo Way. You'll be glad you did. Then you'll want to join Bonoboville, a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends. And one last thing, the real bonobos are highly endangered. So a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups working to save the wild bonobos from extinction,

read the bonobo way, and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times. And improve your love life. I'm only here with my Susie Award, who is protected by a glide of Erica Condon. And flying, I find flying to be a very fabulous thing. It's a little dangerous, you know, I don't get it as much as I used to.

I climbed the Golden Gate Bridge when I was a kid, when I was like your age. You climbed it? I did, to the top. So that was kind of like flying. And I should have won an award for that. I didn't. I did it with a suicide club that later became Burning Man.

So there's a little history for you. And now we are presenting the Susie Awards for broadcast artistry and exhibitionism and sexy delivery of the bonobo way, in a way that we like. So here we are, just kind of relaxing into it. Okay, so erotic arts and media, best comeback artist, Cherie Rose.

Wow, she did more than me. I was just talking about how I just came back from, you know, the land of no breathing last week. But she came back from a heart attack. And she looks great. And she did Hanukkah with us. You didn't meet her, so that's why. I know she did Hanukkah with us, but she'll be back again.

Okay, best cosplay, you know these people. Dorian Black and Peggy Reynolds. And sexiest dancer, female. We do have male and female here. Diamond. Okay, there she is. Diamond. And there's equal or winner.

And sexiest dancer, male. You know this guy. Andy the Gypsy. That's right, there he is. Swinging you around. Swinging me around. And he did a good job with that. But that's pretty easy.

Right. Vesper Lesk, Veronica Voss. Oh, that's Andy again. Oh, no, that's Andy. There she is. Okay, sexy. Sexiest clown, Vespacin.

And that's for female sexiest clown. Male is Michael Vegas. This is all Bella Bathory's crew. They all got prizes. That's actually not all of them, I should say. There were a few that were quiet, so I couldn't give a quiet prize.

I mean, do you give quiet prizes? Something that might. For a really, you know, egalitarian kindergarten. You get quiet, quietest prizes. Okay, hottest rock star, Chef B. Live.

I just wanted to give him an award tonight. I give him different awards. She's going to get a different award too. But this is what he wants to be. And this is what he is. B, this is B-Line. Hottest Rockstar, R-A-W-K-S-E-A-R.

And now this is an award for a friend of theirs. Best levitator. Actually, he was the only levitator. But, yeah. Special head, AKA Danny Wolverton. Right. Okay. Yeah, he did levitate. Kind of. I mean, he did.

In his way. Kind of levitating. Okay, it's close to levitating as we've ever had on the Dr. Susan Block show. All right, so let's see now. Best hair. Natural. Zivu Abelon Lucas.

There's that hair. All natural. Yeah, that's what it's on. It's been other colors. But, and it is B-Line's son. And now the best hair fake is Quirella Fistelot.

Look at this. She looks like a good guy. It's partly how she wears it, of course. It's her outfit.

Yeah, it's her outfit and her look and her way that she wears that hair. I mean, but, you know, it's not her hair, but it's great, you know. It's a great outfit. That's why we have two categories.

Natural and fake. Now, tell me next time. Okay. Before you do it. It has to be on camera.

Okay. Best hairstylist, of course, is my hairstylist. You can just see my hair, although we didn't do it tonight. Mark Brown. There's a picture of a hairstylist.

Okay. Best blast from the past. Misty Dawn. Fun to see Misty. I love this.

I mean, she was very ladylike on the show, but that's cool. And she was, she's very sweet and funny and beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. It does her thing.

She's got a show. Best blast for the past. Happiest comedian. Okay.

Goes to Anthony Davis. Isn't he the happiest? He has a good time here. A lot of them do, but he shows it.

Okay. So, okay. Funniest comedian. This is, this is how we get the female part in there. And by the way, I don't want to really differentiate between men and women in a lot of ways, except that it does give me a chance to give out more awards.

So I do. So, okay. So who's this? Funniest comedian. Goes to Sunshine McWayne.

Sunshine McWayne. Sunshine on a cloudy day. Makes me happy. Okay. So now.

Now we have just a couple more for this category. Most intuitive. Suzanna Brisk. Guess what?

She wrote a book called Sexual Intuition. Oh. I just gave her an award because she's great. And I didn't know what to give it as.

So I thought most intuitive would be good. I don't know if she's really the most intuitive person that's ever just set. But it's okay. Her book says so. In the womb room.

But it seemed like a good title that she would appreciate. She has a book that says she has, so. So sometimes I give awards for that reason alone. And it's, I'm confessing that.

I don't know if that's a good thing. But okay. It's the way it goes here. Okay. So most deadpan funny man. Did you know him?

No. Okay. We'll read it anyway. Lamar Diesel. There he is.

Very deadpan. See? Who's got the straighter face? Bee in a gas mask for him.

And then Luzza with a dildo. But it's very funny. It's very funny. And then there's Luzza with a dildo.

Luzza's not deadpan. Yeah. Okay. Where's Luzza? Is he in here?

He should be in here. Oh well. Maybe I forgot him. Okay.

Luzza's a loser this time. Oh my god Luzza. Sorry Luzza. No.

Luzza's gonna inherit his award again. Yeah. I don't know if I see it here. Okay. Most sexiest sexual healer.

Shauna Lay. Shauna Lay. Sexiest filmmaker. Mishumi Ghost.

And she made a film called... called Temples and Brothels. And I'm in... Temples and Brothels.

That's one of the reasons she wins an award. Yeah. Because I'm in her film. Because you're in it.

Kind of give credit. I know. At least I'm open about it. You know. I'm not trying to hide the money and... Hide the money.

The seychelles off the coast of Africa. You know. Okay. So Manafort is in the news again.

And he is the... Okay. Well, we'll see. We'll talk about that later. We can talk about that later.

Okay. I'm not gonna start on that. I'm not gonna start on that. Best sex positive networker. Rai Mantioni.

The Rai Perspective. That's right. Best sex positive networker. And sexiest Shaman.

Shamanatrix Missy Galore. And... Okay. Okay.

Hanukkah Candle. Oh, there's Shamanatrix. Hanukkah Candle Race Winner. Abdullah Said.

There he is. And somehow I feel like maybe... Loser got erased. Shouldn't he be here?

Loser? Yeah. I mean, because he would be in this category. So we're just gonna say he is in this category.

And you won something and we don't know what it is. Well, I'm gonna choose it right now. We're gonna find out. What he won.

I mean, basically I've given him sexiest fundamentalist refugee and funniest fundamentalist refugee in two different years. And so I think I got to give him sexiest because of him having a little affair with somebody that I won't mention. But anyway, also best selfie artist to Indie Stirning.

Photo not available. There you go. That's a funny thing to put up for a selfie artist. But all right, Indie Stirning, you can find her actually in our magazine,

the speakeasy magazine in the back of the magazine. We have Indie Stirning somewhere back here. Oops, I'm going too far back. Here she is.

And a little bit of her actually. Yeah. And speaking of the magazine, it is time for... Hi.

I'm trying to give you time to come out here. Happy birthday, Climby. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday dear Climby. Happy birthday to you. Wow, it's got your name. So you noticed that.

Thank Anna for that. Hang on, hang on. You get when you want a Suzy. And happy birthday.

I mean, do you want to make a speech? No speech? Are you sure? I mean, it's a speech night.

It's like awards. You got an award? I mean, let's put it this way. You...

Climby designed our first issue. Designed our first issue. And that in and of itself is an award. Come on, sit up here and don't say anything.

Just sit up and don't, you know, not to say anything. And get the other issue from behind. Where's the cake, though? Get the other issue from behind.

Where's the cake? Get the cake. Can you get the issue from behind? Get the cake.

Dr. Suzy, can you get the other issue from behind? Yes, the other issue. That's the one we're working on. Okay, so let's look at this one first.

Because this is the one we're working on. Yeah, you could... Yes, you should hold your own cake that you have. Actually, I think we should...

You did. And look, it's so precisely scripted. Can you put the microphone up in front of your mic? I'm saying things.

That cost extra to do that. I'm saying things. It's important things. And we're going to have to whip you from the back.

I'm sorry, I know. Do I get a birthday spank? Yes. Yes, absolutely.

Whip her without the cake. Yeah, whip her. Can I get it by hand or by book or by cake? I can have my spank and eat it too.

Yes, you can have a spank and eat it too. And the subject of our next magazine, which we are working on, like Little Beavers,

right now, is spank. That's why I want a spanking. An orange spanker. I've been reading that magazine.

We're going to spank her. It's her birthday and that's really what happens. You get spanked. You do.

I think you might be spanking. I mean, you know, you also get some cake. Yum, yum, right? Splash, splash.

So, uh... I know, on my birthday, I got spanked by everyone. Can you stick your finger in like this? Don't let her leave because...

You want to leave my finger? Licker finger, baby. It's your birthday. Licker finger.

That's right. See, I got onyx. Yeah, yeah, onyx. Onyx, a little splash, please.

Amy's coming. She went to get her glasses. Anna? Is Anna?

Where's Anna? Did you say Anna or Amy? Anna. She went to get her glasses.

Amy took... So she could see where you are. Oh, okay. She said stop talking.

She's getting her glasses so she can see the cake. What is stop talking? Talking to the microphone. I can't hear you.

Do I get my spanking now? Uh, I think so because we were going to... Oh, wait, who's here? That's Amy.

Some cake? Would you like some cake? Would you like to feed her some cake? Feed her some cake.

Feed her some cake. She needs to be fed with a finger. We don't have any silverware. Yeah, we don't have any silverware yet.

Low budget people. Happy holidays. Okay, here, give them a microphone. Hold the mic with them or something.

I think you should hold it so that she can stick her finger in the cake. This is part of... You can just feed her.

You can just feed her. Here, demonstrate. Blossom will demonstrate. There you go.

That's how that's done. That's how that's done. That's how that's done. You stick your finger in there

and then you stick it in your mouth. Twirl it around. She's doing a good job. She's doing a good job.

Oh, oh. Cake rolled on. Oh yeah, there's a bunch of it. Yeah.

It's very creamy. It's very creamy. It's very delicious. It is.

It's quite... Yeah, you're going to get a spanking. You want to stay for the spanking? You want to stay up here while she gets...

Oh, you're going to spank. She can spank it. Oh, well, can I get one spanking? Come on.

We need magazines. Susie's like, wait, can I get a spanking in? I'm sitting on my bed. All right, so, okay.

No, no, no, no. But she deserves to get a spanking. Yeah, but you can go over her knee. Yeah, I'll hold the cake.

You're hot. No, it's just a short spanking for you. Yeah, yeah. Then we'll do a longer extended, you know, serious.

This is now show spanking. Like, it's sort of like Trump coming into Al-Aqsad base for three hours. We're not going to do all 19 spankings. Yeah.

Yeah, it's not going to be the extended spanking. That's a little too young. Bible that this thing is... Can I get a spanking with that?

Yeah. Yeah, why not? This is your work. I would spank you with this.

Are you going to spank me? You're going to talk on here. Oh, God. I should have learned.

All two years of doing this, I should have learned. Okay, quickly, because we have awards to give out. Okay. You got an award.

Okay, okay, so who's... You want to get over all of our laps? Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, so Blossom, you get up here too. Okay, so you get... I'll get in the middle because, you know... I'm not going to...

I'm not taking my trials now. I didn't ask you to. And I think you're just so prudent to even think of that. I'm not putting my trousers up.

That's because you want to. That's why you said it. No, I love prudent, actually. You are so sick.

Okay, who's going to hold this? It's just I can't pronounce it. But yeah, yeah, yeah, your pants are all right. We'll get those down later.

We'll get those down later. Yeah, and then besides, we're going to do it with a book, with a big, a big... Because we're going to give you the spank effect.

Okay, okay, so you're going to go over... This is also a test. If you want having your face, Blossom's going to have your face. I'm getting your face.

You're going to get face. Okay, you want your face there. All right, I'm in the middle, so I'm neutral. I'm Switzerland right here.

I'm Switzerland. Going for the dive, Clemi. Going for the dive. Oops.

Oh, we've got bananas just in case. And actually, the big banana and the lady banana gave birth to all these bananas. It's quite something.

Here we go. Here we go. Quickly, we've got awards to give out. Going for the dive.

There you go. And down. But tell them about that. One more hit.

There you go. Here we go. Here we go. There we go.

Okay, she's in a position. All right. Are you positioned? Do you feel comfortable?

We want you to be comfortable. And she needs a microphone there. Can someone hold... Okay, so...

Just make me look good. Okay. Make me look good. All right.

All right, so... You look great. You look great. All right.

You want me to arch my back? Well, I don't know about arching your back. Give me that stuff to Suzy. Come on.

Yeah, a little arch. Yeah, it's good. Okay. So, now, this is what we call a maintenance spanking

so that you maintain your work on this magazine. One. How many... I mean, it's your birthday though.

We should spank you a certain amount of time. Yeah, I think give me 25. 25. That's her fantasy birthday.

Okay, so that was one. So, you should count them. You should count them, really. That would be good.

Okay, what are you doing? Are you going to put your hand over her? Or... I want everybody to count.

Kind of keep her held. Everybody counts. So, she doesn't fall. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go. Good. Two.

Four. Five. Six. Seven.

Eight. Nine. Ten. Got this big belt.

Seven. Twelve. Thirteen. Fourteen.

She's got a tough ass, but you know what? That's because you're wearing jeans, bitch. Fifteen. Sixteen.

Seventeen. Okay, do you really want it to be harder? I'll just take your jeans now. That makes it really heavy.

Seventeen. Let's go. Let's go. Take those jeans now.

Eighteen. Nineteen. Twenty. Twenty-one.

Twenty-two. Twenty-three. Twenty-four. Twenty-five.

Twenty-six. Twenty-seven. Twenty-eight. Twenty-nine.

Basta. That was for the photographer. No, you have aftercare. Okay.

Okay. So, now we are going to go back to the awards. And... Happy birthday, Clemmie.

Now we have to have aftercare hug. Whoa. Love you. And...

Happy birthday, Clemmie. One of the great bonobos of Bonoboville. Oh, look who's here. The New Year's fairy.

Wow. So, I... Wow, Anna's here. Yeah.

I came up here because if you get a copy of this next issue, we've tested it. It holds up pretty well. Mechanically and the glue and everything. So, you can even spank each other with you.

Oh, I want to put my... Anna got me these glasses. So, I have to take a picture with Anna. Consumer reports.

While I'm wearing them. Please. And, Blossom, you come here too. Okay.

So, aren't these the best? Okay. Love you. Okay.

Back to the awards. Hey, cake. Yeah. Oh, you get an award.

Wait a second. Anna gets an award. Where... Yes, you do.

You get... You get a staff award. Oh, yeah, baby. You get an award.

We all get awards. Well, maybe not all. Okay. So, you got to tune in to know to make sure you got an award.

And so, where's my award list? So, now, sexy music. You know what? He's not here, right?

Econ. Well, usually he comes. Well, I shouldn't say usually. Just maybe the past two years.

But anyway, hottest rapper. Econ the Wolf. He gets a popper, though. He gets a popper.

He does. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Let's just... Where's the award itself?

Yes. Hold the award. Ready? And this is for you, Econ.

Popper. Wow. I hope I looked cross-eyed for that. I'm sure that I did.

Okay. So, Nick, huh? We have sweet... Sexiest singer.

Sexiest singer. Maybe I'll leave this. Let me give a few more awards before this one. Okay.

So, you guys, the winner of Sexiest Singer, hold on to that clip, okay? Don't come yet. Don't play it yet.

Okay. Sweetest Singer is Jezebel Sweet. Makes sense. I know.

But she really is. And I think she chose her name because she knows it. Anyway, she's also an angel. Jezebel Sweet.

She was an angel with that guy. God, I forget his name. Kari Feldman. Right.

He's... I don't know. Just so complex. All right.

So, okay. Best Spanking Song, Carmina Formosa, The Kingster. Yeah, absolutely.

We play it all the time. I mean, I think it won for most Bonobo song last year. But you know, this year, it just seemed like it was appropriate

to give it Best Spanking Song because we're kind of doing the Spanking thing. And the Spanking Year. It was the Spanking Year.

Happy Nude Rear. Happy Nude Rear. Oh, Happy Nude Rear. Okay.

When are we going to do a picture? We're going to have to do a Happy Nude Rear picture. Don't let me forget. Maybe not now.

Happy Nude Rear, remember. Best Pianist, Nori Carter. Best Aria, Circa Noel. She sang an aria.

Yeah, she was great. Sexiest Spoken Word. She did it while somebody had an orgasm. Tuesday Connor.

Funniest Singer. You should have been here when she was here, but you know, Lana Turner. Right.

She was very cool. She'll be back. Hotest Electric Violin, Wicked. Oh, that was electric.

Electric. Yeah. Most Soulful Singer. Sunny War.

Best MJ and Prince Impersonator. You know what? He was our only MJ and Prince Impersonator. We don't have a picture?

Yeah. Omar, the Prince of Pop. Yes. He's there with Brittany the Amputee.

It was quite a show that. Best Sax. I just, I mean, he is a really good saxophone player. He could have won some other things,

but I liked the idea of the award because like best sax, best sax, but it was Professor Oni. And we miss him.

He's in Florida. Bastard. Everyone goes to Florida. Another sax phrase for better.

So now where am I here? I think I'm missing a page. Okay. Oh.

Hotest Stuff. Okay. These are the inanimate objects now, which can be, you know,

just as I mean in the times of love dolls and stuff. You can fall in love with an inanimate object. And we have fallen in love for certain. Okay.

Now let's separate here for a moment with Agua Coco-Leaf Lecker. Where's the award? Oh, there it is.

Okay. So Agua wins for best Lecker. Down here. So we can have a picture of Agua.

And a little Agua glass. And look at this. I mean, these are kind of part of the Agua family. Absinthe, Barbon Corp Room, Barbon Corp, Magellan Gin,

and Pongo Room. And this is some kind of pear liquor. And it's quite a bar we got going here. We got quite, we have a good time here.

We're ready for 2019. We're gonna just float our way through that sucker. Right down the river. All down the river.

Yeah. Right down the river of alcohol. Uh-huh. Whoops.

Okay. So now. Oh, we have 15 hard minutes. Okay.

We do. 15 hard minutes. Let me, let me get hard now. Let's get hard.

I'm gonna get hard. Okay. So, um, oh, but you know what? I didn't do the sexiest singer.

And we should, we should play her little piece. Yes. Uh, the sexiest singer, which also includes a lot of great people in this clip that were, um, Play it all.

Awards. And it is, uh, Elena Rain, sexiest singer. Elena. She is definitely the sexiest singer.

Well, I mean, everybody's sexy. See, I'm always qualifying. Everyone's beautiful. She's the winner.

And you all are not. Everyone's a winner. Everyone's a winner. She's the winner.

And do we have the clip? Okay. Moving right along. Best Leather happens to be right here.

And we'll just say it quick. Jups Leather. There she is. Elena Rain.

It's like a Broadway show, but naked. And there is Danielle as Putin. And Tim as Trump. This is Luper Kalia.

Yeah. This is Luper Kalia. This is what we do instead of Valentine's Day. This is what we do.

Sometimes. I mean, this is what we did last year. See, I told you she was like in the middle of all this wildness. And it's partly because of Luper Kalia.

She'll be lying. There she is. Look at everybody whipping. And that's the winner of our best submissive,

Bratty Wolfie. All the girls are whipping her. There's Ecore. He's joining in.

There's Ecore. He's joining in. Ecore is joining in whipping away. He's whipping Elena.

And I'm whipping my hand with my Jups Leather riding crop because Jups Leather just won her award. Jups Leather. Look at this.

This is going up to them. Going up over there. This is Luper Kalia. You're doing both, yes.

Better to have a wealthy bottom than a broken heart or a Valentine's Day. Yes, well, that's right. So, okay.

So, moving right along. Yeah, Jups Leather. Did we get that up there? Oh, there's the letter.

And it comes from Luper Kalia. It actually was appropriate. Appropriate and synchronous. Okay.

And Best Aphrodisiac happens to be cannabally cookies. They're legal now. Unbelievably. Oh, yeah.

I think I had them before they were. But now... Those are really good cookies. Actually, I don't know.

You can order them through the mail probably, maybe. I don't know. Cannabally cookies are really good. I had one just earlier.

Honestly, it's making the show go longer now. Best Sex Educational Puppet. Okay. Yeah, there's no question.

These are great. The wondrous Volvo Puppet. The Volvo. And there's really no other Sex Educational Puppet.

Although we have other puppets. We do have other puppets. Yeah, it's a great thing. Okay, so Best Condoms.

Of course, Glide American Vegan Condoms. As such as we have on the actual award. Yes, the little hat. The little hat.

The little hat. You can use your condom as a hat on your award. Or a hat on your penis. Multi-use.

Yeah. Or your dildo. And we're getting to dildos in a moment. So, Hottest Sex Toy Motor Bunny.

Of course, Hottest Sex Toy Motor Bunny. Why do I look... It's because it says clip here, but I think we already played the clip.

So we're going to move along. Best Classic Orgasmic Ride. And I say this because we have a Sybian. We have been using the motor bunny lately.

But the Sybian is great. And so... Don't want to make it feel left out. I don't.

You're still important, Sybian. Sybian, you're still important. I'm good at being a kindergarten teacher, I tell you. Best Blow Up Doll.

Right? We use it all the time. They gave us a bunch of other kind of weird gifts. But this is great.

Thank you, Adult Warehouse Outlet. And, you know, she looks like Stormy Daniels a little bit. And seems to fit in here in Bonoboville very well. And now she's celebrating her new year.

So, Best Latex. Demasque, yes. Just generally love demasque latex. But that wasn't the outfit I wore this year.

But it's okay. That was actually from two years ago. But that's okay. We actually showed the other one before, the corset.

Best Latex Dress. I had to give two different latex swords. The Latex Store. Do we have that?

No, we don't. Okay. It's a silver dress, anyway. It's a nice dress.

Oh, the silver one you wore to the Emmys? I think I did. Did I wear it to the Emmys? Maybe.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think so. Where's the cake? Max, we can hear you after the cake.

Okay. Oh boy. Where's my whip? Can be my whip.

Had me my whip. Oh. Ah, so maybe you should, you know, just get down on your knees for a second

to give a demonstration. We only have 15 minutes, I guess. Oh, stop complaining or I'll hit you harder. For the most dazzling gift,

the fiber optic whip of Goddess Phoenix. And whoa, situate myself. Demonstrating this beautiful and dazzling toy that, yes, we love so much.

So most funniest gift, funniest gifts. Jacob Sokoloff gave us the big banana as well as a bunch of other funny gifts. Yeah, the sort of curious George back there.

Oh, that's the banana. And then the banana gave birth to another banana. And here, let's bring out the banana. And so we have the award and the banana.

Now they call us the banana family. Here, get the other banana. We have a bunch of bananas here. Okay.

And so we're gathering bananas. And best sacred dildos, divine interventions. I do want to, okay. And also best alien dildos are our other guys.

This guy is a pretty funny guy. Bad dragon, bad dragon. Yep. And of course, maybe later we should take some pictures of the nativity scene

that features all these fabulous divine interventions dildos right here because they are really amazing. And every year we get so much pleasure out of them. So thank you divine interventions for your sacred dildos.

Okay. I think that's the end of that part. No, I have one more part. And so I'm walking over there.

And you're holding bananas. Okay. And so quickly, quickly. Oh, but this is a good category.

Sex and politics. Most bonobo resistance movement. Dominatrix is against Donald Trump. Okay.

You don't have it. Well, it's not very bonobo. Okay. Best at beating Trump, mistress Tara Indiana.

Oh, you got that. She's the best at beating Trump. And we mean that in every way. Okay.

Best strap on Trump stuffing. Goddess soma snake oil. Well, that's too bad. We love goddess soma snake oil.

We really, really do. And she did give him a great Trump stuffing strap on. Best Stormy Daniels. Rhiannon Arons.

Right. Whoa. Actually, this is not the most recent list I have here. Whoa.

Okay. I know I also gave an award to Stormy Daniels. Somehow I don't have the most recent list because her name would have come first. Stormy Daniels for best Trump buster.

Okay. Did we get? Okay. That was the last minute award.

I agree. I mean, I don't agree, but who I agree with. Okay. I just agree that we should move on.

And so I'm sure you think so too. Best Trump pee pad is Jeffrey Valence, which we use all the time. All the time. Trump pee pad art.

Actually, that is Trump pee pad art. And now best Stormy Daniels, Rhiannon Arons. You're missing all of these. Oh, we're missing all the political ones.

Well, gosh, I won't make them the last category next time. Okay. So best be best Melania. Miss Antoinette.

Boy, she looked great as Melania. I don't know if y'all, were you here when she was here? No, you missed that one. Wow.

Okay. Well, that's really goofy when you say wow about something you can't see. Okay. Anyway, best Trump high healing, Mistress Catarina.

Yeah, she just kind of high healed him up and down. I'm going to give out a bunch of these, and then we're going to do a clip. Get ready, the best golden showers on Trump clip. Okay.

Because first I'm going to give out all these awards, and then we're going to show at least a bunch of them. I know you've got that one, right, guys? Because Gideon showed me that one.

But you're nodding, but maybe they can't find it. But they don't seem to understand. It's like knowing that they have it. Well, anyway, okay.

Okay, okay. So here we are. Best Trump baby, Tim Sewell. Best Russian P-Party Trump, Nemo.

Weirdest Trump, Jeeves. You know, these guys are really funny to look at, but you, whoop. No, don't shoot it now. Don't shoot it for nothing.

We don't have that many left. Hold on. No more shooting. I'm trying to get through this until you're just shooting randomly.

This is way too random now. We have to sew it up. Okay. Weirdest Trump, Jeeves.

Okay, best naked Trump, Michael Q. Schmidt. Most Bonobo political activist, Chris Gagliardi. Oh, we do have him. All right.

There he is. There's our guy, Chris Gagliardi. He's also watching. He's watching.

Yay, congratulations. Chris, you won. Yes. Best Bonobo political activist.

Okay, sexiest political art. Never was Scott Seidman. And there was another art one. Oh man, this is the old list.

Wow, I should, okay. All right. Well, that's true. I'm leaving somebody out, everybody.

I just, I'm saying that. I'm, this is free association. So, okay. Sexiest street art, plastic Jesus.

Funniest, okay. Sexiest Trump voter. We should have a picture of her, but we don't. Tammy Parrott.

Oh, there she is. Okay. So occasionally we do have some of these people. He just didn't want to put pictures of the Trumps together.

That was it. He likes to put sexy girls out there, right? I understand. Okay.

Best Putin, Danielle Watts. Well, we actually saw her do her Putin in the Lupercalia. She did such a good job. Best Putin.

I think I am going to give Best Ivanka look alike to Lexi Lore also. And biggest asshole. No, no, no. This is, I changed it.

Damn, I should have checked this. I changed it. He won biggest asshole last year. Guess who?

Well, of course, but this year it's biggest shithole. I changed it, biggest shithole because he started calling places shitholes. So my feeling is this is a shithole. Right between his tangerine nose and his multiple chins is a shithole.

And you know, I'm all for peace and he does say he wants to make peace. So I have to say that. But everything else. Shithole.

Shithole. Okay. Biggest bunch of shitholes. U.S. Congress.

U.S. all of them. Biggest bunch of billionaire shitholes. Trump's cabinet. And worst cuckold.

Paul Manafort. He's the worst cuckold. It's so sad that he makes this, he's, you know, making cuckold famous. And he's such a bad cuckold.

And he was in the news again today because he owed a lot of money to some ex-KGB Russian oligarchs. And that's why, you know, he took the job with Trump. I said Clinton.

He took the job with Trump for free. He took the job as his campaign manager for free. So no, he didn't need the money. He did need lots of money.

He needed so much money that a campaign. Oh, we have the Golden Shower's clip. Okay, but still, you read it in Time magazine and all these kind of stuff. And then read my article on cuck.

Cuck, hold it. Okay, let's look. Okay, the Golden Shower's. Who won?

What's her name? Oh boy. Goddess Lilith. Goddess Lilith wins for Golden Shower's on Trump.

Which is very, very integral part of the year. He's naked too for this one. Sometimes they're not naked. Wow.

She's been pretty quiet up until then. She's now hovering, hovering over anything. Oh, and now comes the shower. Whoa.

That she is talented. She is good. She is talented. This is what I call the car wash technique.

The car wash technique. I am only impressed when I can see someone who can do this. Yeah, I'm here. I can do this.

There's not too many people who can. The car wash technique. You have a hard three minutes, Dr. Suzy. You have a hard three minutes.

All right, so I guess I have a hard three minutes, even though it's a wet three minutes. And we are seeing the, I guess we can't see the whole waterfall.

So you've got to basically watch it on Clipporama, a subsidiary of Dr. Susan BlockDocTV. She keeps going and going. That's because so much control over it.

Yeah, and she makes it go and go and go, but it keeps pouring. Although I think she's done now. There we go.

All right, very good. So that is the Suzy Awards. She's got a complete shower. That was a complete shower.

Yeah, that was a complete shower. Now you're all showered and you can go off and you can do that with Champagne or Piss or whatever. Champagne or Piss, you want?

So we didn't even have a chance to do Bonoboville Communion. Well, you know. All right, you're going to cut off in a minute.

Anyway, it's been the Suzy Awards. So make like Bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war. It's a great salute to 2018.

And off we go into 2019. Thank you to all the winners, the losers who are also winners, if you noticed. And we forgot a few that we'll say later.

So yeah, make like Bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is your award.

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