It’s The SUZYs!

Full transcript of It’s The SUZYs! on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

You need to talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else? You can talk to us. I'm Dr. Susan Block, your mistress of the airwaves, but my day job is director of the Dr. Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Arts and Sciences, specializing in sex therapy over the phone.

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Brothers and sisters, lovers, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, winners and losers, voters and hackers, all you children of sex and yes we are all children of sex. And just in case you just tuned in, this is a show about sex. With a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an A-winner?

I want to welcome you to the fifth annual Suzy Award. The Dr. Susan Block.TV Awards. Where's my award? There it is. This is my lovely assistant, Gypsy Bonobo. Every award presenter needs to have a co-presenter. So this is our award and it needs a halo of condomicious, safe sex.

It's going to be a very safe award. And you know, some of the guests do use the award as a sex toy or some form of erotica. What can I say? But this is an award ceremony that honors excellence in broadcast artistry and exhibitionism. Yes, indeed. Recognizing, well, yeah, yeah.

It fell on the halo. It's got to be kind of very, yeah, here we go, here we go. I'm rough with him. Balance. A question of balance. Look at her. She can make it look so magical as I... And yes, indeed. These awards, the Suzy Awards. Recognize erotic performance

and sexual intelligence and weapons of mass seduction. Yes, celebrating the Bonobo way. Wow, this one's been used in a lot of books and we are giving an award for that tonight. Absolutely. And we do celebrate the Bonobo way both to be well read and to get well.

I shouldn't just do this to myself. I feel like you should have a happy new drear. What's the point of having an assistant? Yeah, exactly. Happy, happy, happy, almost new drear. Well, anyway, it's very Facebook friendly. We do know that.

Hi, Facebook. And hi, Bonoboville. And the fishnets. That's complete coverage. But it's still quite luscious. I'm very happy new drear under those fishnets. And so yes, we like to be well read and get well now.

We're well fed and well read. Yes, well fed as well. Yes, we eat ideas. And of course, each other. I think there's an award for that maybe. Anyway, yeah, it's kind of a happy new drear.

It's the first show of the year if you're tuned in live right now, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. Usually I do my awards show in between the holidays. But this year, I mean, we had Christmas Eve on a Saturday night.

And that was amazing. Hanukkah also. We just were overrun with holidays from Christmas Eve confessions, triple Xmas confessions to Hanukkah hot wax, and then just a New Year's Eve fantastic,

whiptastic, orgy-astic celebration. It was the best. If you missed it, you need to check it out. DrSusanBlock.com, DrSusanBlockTV. It's simple. It's not hard. Well, the blog is on DrSusanBlock.com and the actual video is on.TV.

And I'm sure we're going to... And you can actually see it in Bonoboville for free. Oh, yeah. And in Bonoboville, you can see lots of things of me for free

that you should be paying for. I was trying to get the eager ones to pony up before I gave them the Bonoboville address. What marketing, yes.

Yeah. It's all advertising. Your halo film. Yes, it does happen from time to time.

But there we go. It's a cute little hat for the... You did such a better job. I just shoved it right on in there. 2016 Suzy Awards. Yeah. Actually, it's the right year.

I'm amazed. I'm so excited. I'm not sure who to thank for that, but it is the right year. Even though it is 2017 now, we are honoring the performances, the guest appearances of 2016.

Absolutely. The ones that made it memorable. And even though Gypsy is extremely deserving of all the awards pretty much, and so is our whole staff.

Yeah, I think everybody here deserves something, you know, and I think we all, you know, and every day I told you, I know it sounds so cheesy. It's true. It's a reward every day here.

I get the reward by living here, you know, and being under your mentorship. The Nobogo residents and staff do not get awards. That's okay. You know why? I get to be pretty on stage.

Our ethics committee doesn't allow that kind of thing. And neither will the Russians who are controlling our votes. But if you were a guest on the show, you have to have been a guest,

and there might be somebody on the staff or, you know, that was a guest. And you know what? Like I said, every day is a reward here. I'm happy.

And there's so many people that deserve these awesome awards, which I am not going to lie, sneak a peek at the list. And it's just too good to be true.

So I'm excited. I get to sit up here and just enjoy. It's a good list. Yeah, you do. But I think you should sit up here. Okay, I do too.

Luckily, they're not all here. So we saved some money. No, I don't invite anybody. I really don't invite anybody to this show.

This is my recovery show. Okay, this is our... No awardees allowed. This is where we just make love to our statuette.

And we're the best at this. Nobody's better than us. Not even Trump. A little slower.

For those of you in the really cheap seats that are just listening, we are licking the wings of the Susie Awards. Don't worry about the cheesy...

Is that allowed on Facebook to lick wings? Yes, you can lick whatever you just can't show. I don't know. What can't you show?

To me, the goodie goodies. You just can't show, you know... Like what? Like the nips.

The nips. The nips. But you can wear thong. Thong is acceptable.

As long as you have the crack covered. But you can... You just have to... I mean the goodies.

The goodie goodies. Like you have to cover... You have to have that crack covered. The crack covered.

But it could be a tiny line. I've gotten the booby prize. I mean I know you do that in apartment buildings. You cover the crack.

But I never heard of it. I'm good at skating the rules. So I know now the rules of Facebook. And it's pretty much just don't, you know...

This is all good. Ask Crack's okay? No. Front Crack asks Crack's okay.

Just not, you know... You just can't show the full crack. Clear Crack, you know it's funny. Because that's okay.

But the Ask Crack is not okay. You know? You say they don't make you bar that. But you can't have the nips.

No ariolas. No ariola. If you're considered female. Whatever they believe is female.

Can I go on Facebook and like beat the shit out of somebody and torture them and stuff like that? I mean... I think they do.

I think actually no. You probably can. As long as the maybe, you know, the consensual. Or maybe if you like force and be like say that you like this.

I don't know. It's consensual. Right. I don't know.

Does it ever... Whoever really knows. I don't know. Well the thing is that Facebook has had some horrible things on it.

Horrible things. Like suicides. Just horrible. And that's when you know the whole new thing about...

Showing the game. Never taking it off. So, you know, they should allow nips and... You know, that's what I mean.

Who gets to draw the line in the sand? At least fucking assholes. Oh, I was saying they should allow nips and assholes. Wait, am I allowed to say that?

I don't even know if I'm allowed to say that. Yeah, they are fucking assholes. Well, you know, you could say that. Okay, thank you.

Because we do have freedom of speech. I pardon my... Grabbing by the pussy. Yeah, and you know, I just...

Where's our little... Oh, there's our pussy. There he is. Our pussy Delray fixed this pussy.

Oh, good. He is a pussy fixer. He is a pussy fixer. You know how old that pussy is?

He's a pussy fixer. And many ways. Oh, the halo. We need Beyonce to help him out with that halo.

See, to those who laughed, good for you. Keeping up with the times. Just leave it balanced on the head. It's not very sticky, that condom.

It's actually more sticky than you think. It's, you know, but it's okay. The head is safe. And that's all we care about.

Keep your head safe. Keep your... Right. Right.

We have safe awards, and we would like to start giving them out before the show's over. This is a whole bunch of awards here. So again, these awards were not vetted through the Electoral College. These are complete popular vote awards.

Absolutely. By us. Yeah. By us.

We are the judges, jury, and executioners of this. And the queen gets to decide, and I feel like she's had so much experience in this field, she gets to. Is that why?

I like to think so. That's why I listen to you all the time. You know the drill. All right.

So speaking of the drill, here we go. In fact, this year we have a special sort of feature of the Susie Awards, which is that they have different categories. And again, I have to give a hat tip to Delray for coming up with some categories.

He was just so clever with this. Yeah. And he announces his second year of awards. And so he's on it.

And, you know, before I would just give him out in a long list, but now they're kind of, it's organized in bullets. And I don't agree with all of the organization actually, but you know, it gets them out there. It gets them out there.

I think that, you know, it's efficient. Okay. So the first award category is Gobinobos. And that includes having a little champagne.

Thank you. We hear you back there whispering. I'm at the bar. I'm sitting at the bar during this broadcast and making sure that none of the awardees get in.

Yes. All right. I think I saw some people slipping in here, but we'll see. Well, there's some animals and stuff.

Ah, animals. Well, this award is for going bonobos. All right. And this, the, well, we always have an award for most bonobo.

And these people, I must say, are probably the epitome of bonobo. And usually it's not people. It's one person that gets the award. And this is like, they are kind of like one person.

It had to be a duo. And they are duo. And, you know, they have their distinct personalities. In fact, I kind of gave them sub awards.

Can you open the envelope, please? Look at this. Danielle Watts and Chef Beelive. Oh.

Get most bonobos. All right. And they are. Dr. Susan Block explains three ways to live like a bonobo.

And they're the stars. This is Dr. Susan Block. Well. She's a sexist.

All right. Author of the Bonobo Way. This is Bonoboville. Ah.

It's a community inspired, in part, by the real bonobos. Living in the rainforest of the Congo, as well as the San Diego Zoo. Along with common chimps, bonobos are our closest living relative. Here are three principles of the Bonobo Way to get you up to speed.

Number one. Bonobos live in a female-empowered society, which means I call the shots. There you are, Matt. Did I say I?

I meant we. Instead of aping the male hierarchy, we ladies run Bonoboville and work together. Number two. Another great thing about being Bonobo, we have a lot of sex.

Quality and quantity. Ooh. Guy, guy. Gal, gal.

Guy, gal. In the wild, we even turn sticks into sex toys. The best part about being Bonobo is making peace through pleasure. It's not that we don't fight.

We just don't kill each other. Bonobos even have making sex. Oh, there they are. We're not afraid to combine.

Look at our Bonobos. Bonobos are the best, but there are some things you shouldn't do like a Bonobo. Though the foreplay is endless. Inner force only lasts 13 seconds.

Is that it? Save the Bonobo. And that was made by Mel Magazine. That never gets old.

I always like watching that. Aw. I do. You can do it just after we make that.

I know. A little too late. Well, you'll be... The next one.

The next one. And so, yes, those are our most Bonobos. The stars of that particular little bit are Danielle Watts and Sheppy Live. And they've, of course, been on tons of shows.

And they are pan sensual. Movies and the armor. I was going to give them like a pan sensual award, but I thought they deserved most Bonobo. And Danielle also gets Sexiest Mainstream Actress.

And she definitely is more than that. I like to think that, you know, she's a lot more than that, but that's a perfect award for her. She embodies that. So that is one award that we have a tradition.

We don't always give out Sexiest Chef, but we decided to give that to Chef. You know, it's just a thing. Be live! Yay!

Wait a minute. What award is this? It's a Sexiest Chef, Max. It'll be good for his resume, I think.

You are a staff member. You're a staff member. That's right. If I can't win, you can't win, Max.

The Russians won't allow it. We're going to have to get rid of the ethics committee, okay? So we can award ourselves. Because, you know, it's true.

We're the boss. The problem is we would be awarding ourselves every single award. Well, that's a good idea. Because we are the best.

That's a really good photo. There they are. Yeah, I think that might have been the second time they were on. That was the pancential show.

Yes. Upside down Danielle. Yeah, very bonobo. They do look bonobo there.

So my next award is one that I've given every year to the same girl who somehow manages to get here every year. And Amor, where are you? Amor Hilton gets most adorable every year. Every year.

Every year. I haven't had the pleasure of meeting you. I googled you. You will.

She was on, I don't know, when was she on? She was on at our 24th wedding anniversary. There she is. But that was a different show.

But she looks a little tired there, actually. But she's hot. She's hot. That's hot.

She looks great in that photo. She does. She looks even better, usually. And yeah, Amor is just a knockout.

You'll love her. So I feel kind of funny because I have a different bartender at the bar. You know, it's okay. She's great.

I'm going to go through these two real fast. Okay. Sexiest bartender, handsome Hollywood Jake. And he deserves that.

He is a handsome man. And Shannon Coronado is actually a sexy bartender. And honestly, both of them. Oh, look.

I get to be in that sexy sandwich. Oh. Oh, my gosh. There's like a trip down memory lane.

Those are like first show guys. Yeah. You're in there, right? Okay.

That's why they won. Because of that picture. Look at that. Literally.

I mean, that's like a naughty BDSM gap calendar on. He's great. That's hot. Come to the Speakeasy Bar at Bonoboville.

You're watching bartender, including tonight. She's new. She's beautiful, though. But she is beautiful.

Oh, yeah. Hey there. My win. You know.

For 2017. Marcia, right? Yeah. Marcia.

Marcia. Yeah. Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. Okay, stop.

Okay. Or as Miguel says, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. Among other things that he says, but that's a good one. Okay.

So we're still on Go Bonobos and Bonobo Awards. So this one is one that I, you know, spent a while trying to think of how to articulate this. And so I hope she appreciates it.

And it is the first time we're giving this award to Miss Sarah Bella. I just wrote it. I don't know how to be. It works.

It's okay. You hold myself together. Here we go. Sarah Bella.

Yeah. Most socially engaged. What? Oh, political agitator was what I, somebody came up here before, but that's not her award.

You know, she deserves. It is most socially engaged because. She has a lot of. I'm not sure how I feel about all her problems.

What do you mean something's been changed? I do like her, of course, no prop 60 politics. No, she, she's a very aggressive in what she believes in. And we as Bonobos, we.

What? Disagree sometimes. We agree to disagree. Right.

But I thought that she deserved an award for not disagreeing with me. Because, you know, I tolerate that, but I don't give awards for it. This isn't. Right.

So maybe you deserve the award. This is not a democracy here. Right. Right.

No, no, no. The Russians are behind all of this. Russian dressing. This is Putin doing this.

Yeah. He's taking over the show. You know. So anyway.

Yeah. So I thought that that was something that I really appreciate about her, that she's very socially engaged, you know, in different ways. Exactly.

With different kinds of people. Exactly. She brought the gas mask girls. Oh, right, right, right.

She brought baby creams. She has a lot of great ideas. She has a lot of good ideas. And, and Kenzie James and, you know, some other people.

And yeah, she's, she's socially engaged. She's full of a lot of. Okay. So my next two awards are really for Bonobo Conservation.

Lola Ya Bonobo, which of course, they, they save the Bonobo orphans in the Congo. And we have to keep them alive. And so we support Lola Ya Bonobo with money. And so should you.

And with this award. Best Bonobo conservation. Lola Ya Bonobo. They save the orphans and the, and they're run by Claudine Andre.

The Bonobo conservation. You help save the orphans as well. Will you talk about yourself? No, I'm talking about you.

You lady. This lady helps save the orphans and she's telling you how you can too, right? Yeah. Well, you know, if you give to Lola Ya Bonobo, you help save the orphans.

Right. That's basically what happens. Yeah. I also want to say, Dr. Suzy, we gave away over $3,000 this year to the Bonobos.

Yes. We're not like a rich company or so, but these are fusions that have come from friends of the Bonobos and ourselves and other people. We're rich in many ways.

And we also gave the Greenpeace. One of, yes, and one of the other organizations that we gave to that also gets an award is the Bonobo Conservation Initiative. And they are establishing a Bonobo peace forest right in the rainforest,

which is a very dangerous area where Bonobos are being shot and killed, and we have to try to stop this. That's terrible. And they help the natives of the area, the villagers,

because rainforest there is, you know, kind of in and out of villages. And they pay them, literally, you know, through medical aid and food and education. Right. And then they help to save the Bonobos from, you know, hunters that are just ignorant.

Poachers. Poachers, yeah. Hunters and people that are looking for minerals for our cell phones. Yes.

Yes. That's one of the key problems there. We're all happy out here. We've got our cell phones, you know, and we love them and everything.

I know what they make us look so cute, right? Yeah, we look cute. And I have to take a picture of us. I have to take a selfie of a selfie of a selfie.

Right. With awards. Speaking of selfies, we're coming out with our first selfie book pretty soon. Maybe this will make it.

We are. Wait, don't distract me, Max. Okay. So, you know, but the problem is that Coltan, which runs our phones,

is what is used to, it's what is extracted from the area that the Bonobos are native to. And so it makes people crazy. It's like gold fever, except it's Coltan fever.

So everybody throw your phones away. Right? That's why we feel really guilty about my cell phone. No, I'm not going to lie.

You know what? If you don't want to throw your phone away, then you just have to give money to the Bonobos.

Bonobo Conservation Initiative and Loliah Bonobo. And that's it. Yeah. Okay.

And our final. The more money you have, the more money you should give. Like Max. Award is for Malcolm Jones.

Malcolm. Who is one of our friends who has made a lot of our ability to give to the Bonobos possible. And we have a Bonobo female empowerment program.

Thanks to Malcolm. So he gets the International Female Empowerment Award. Thank you, Malcolm Jones. Thank you, Malcolm.

Can I add something with that? He's also contributed to Bonoboville, the Institute. Yes. And supported us and allowed us to expand.

And part of the show was brought by him. You know, part of a lot of things. Thank you, Malcolm. Yeah.

So that's important too. He's a real believer. You got to support the Bonobos in Africa. You got to support us here in Inglewood.

He believes in. Wherever we are. Female empowerment. That's no good.

That's what he believes in. He really, really, he's a male feminist. And that's what we need. We need more male feminists.

You like women. Ooh, that's okay. That's okay too. Nothing wrong with that.

And so he really feels that, you know, if women were empowered more, we'd have a better world, more peaceful world. And Bonobos show us.

So he's figured it out. That's what you're talking about. This is true. He's figured it out.

For you, Malcolm. And he also bought like 30 copies of the Bonobo win. So good on you. Sounds like a really smart guy.

Sounds like my favorite kind of guy. I wonder if he's using any of them for book spankings. No, I'm just kidding. He could spank me with all 30.

So hey, Malcolm. Yeah. Hey, listen, he's allowed us to travel and lecture. Yes.

You know? He's allowed us to create our equipment so that we could broadcast. Absolutely.

You know? Because that's basically what we do here. Not your usual broadcast. That's actually what we're doing.

And, you know, he's a friend and an investor and a philanthropist as well as an inventor. But really all of our people, you know, members of Bonoboville and our clients do help us to do all the

good works that we do. I mean, I think it's just like everything in the world. We all are connected and we all make each other function. And I think here we just have a greater understanding of

that. And I get to learn that every day with you. Every day. Every day.

Right. So we have a new category. What is this category? The first one was kind of like taking your medicine a

little bit. It was a little bit, a lot of, you know, stuff you have to learn and work with. But now the next category is porn for the people.

Yay for everybody. Porn for the people. Porn for everybody. All right.

Which is my favorite point. So, you know, I have to say we didn't have as many porn stars on the show this year. That's going to change though.

We're going to figure that out. We're going to change. We usually do. And we do have a porn star in there.

We have a camera woman that's a porn star. We sure do. She's also something else. She's a many a thing.

So I'm going to put on saying her name. Because we have something else for you. Exactly. We have something else for you.

That's right. That's right. So porn for the people. Okay.

So our first award goes to Alana Cruz, a.k.a. Savannah Fire. For best female ejaculator. That's right.

We always give an award. She knows how to squirt. Keep away. She squirted?

She squirted. All right. That one. Yeah.

She's hot. That's right. She is beautiful. She is very beautiful.

And she's very changeable. She changed her name. Alana Cruz is her name now. Although she was Savannah Fire when she was on the show.

You know, whatever you want to cruise and fire up, you know, she's cool with me. And our best male ejaculator is Eric John. I just watched a video when I was looking through the clips.

There he is. Oh my. You know. And he sure.

26 times he can, you know, get down. Just come after come after come. I've never seen that before. That's nothing.

He can't. Oh, Max. So I understand now. I get it.

And shout out to Aero Teague TV, of course. Which is his baby. That came from all that coming. He got a baby.

I hope he got something out of that. He's also, by the way, he's won before most intelligent sounding porn star. I never give an award to most intelligent porn star.

Sounding. You don't know what their actual IQ is. But the most intelligent sounding porn star was Eric John a couple years ago.

And he is an MIT graduate. You know, it sucks when you have those other great, like aesthetic qualities that people just don't really care about the brains.

They're just like, oh, look at that. Well, we decided we weren't going to give one to most intelligent sounding porn star this year. That's okay.

So many of them sounded intelligent. You know what? Because deep down we all know that they're smart enough to be getting paid for what they're doing.

So good for you. Okay. But we did give an award to Evan Stone. For funniest porn star.

Yay! And he is a funny guy. He's a funny guy. Look at him.

Look at this guy go. Oh, yeah. There he is. Oh, you used the one where we cover up his dick.

He is a Toga party gone good in mind. You can see that picture where when Stone's cover up his dick. There he is on-

Is that as good as it gets right now? That's pretty much as good as it gets right now. Wow. Anyway.

Oh, my God. Okay. Most orgasmic Sybian ride. Oh.

And that definitely should not go to me because, you know, I looked, you know. Well, and fortunately you are on staff so you're not eligible.

And no, I don't. You know, I don't have to feel bad. I don't. But I think it's a talent.

That's a talent to be in front of all those people. And, yeah. Now Danielle had a good one last week. She did.

But it was kind of, you know, not in front of a lot of people. So I had to give it to someone who did it in front of everyone. Oh, and I pretty will Lawni in our New Year's Eve party. Lawni Legend.

You are the winner. It's so pretty. Sybian ride. So pretty.

And here we go. We are going to ride the Sybian into the New Year. And she was every minute of it. This was last week.

Yeah. This was last week. They're doing the riding. This was Porcelain and Sheffi Ride.

She's right here. That's her idea. So she really wants to show her beautiful breasts. She just looks like a sexy energy.

Not allowed on Facebook. So can you show? No crop tops, girl. Okay.

We're almost at the New Year. Beautiful breasts. What about if I do this? I was sort of wondering why I was starting.

But maybe some compassion. We all agree. I'm sorry. She's going to jail.

There she is. Facebook. I was laughing and it made me go crazy. Rub it on there.

You get behind her. Whoa. Yeah. The poppers are going off prematurely.

We're getting whipped. There's paniscus breath. We've got 13 seconds. 12, 13, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5.

In position. Perfect position. She's rubbing it. Happy New Year.

With her jolting and jiving. Poppers. Wow. This is like a party in a clip.

Yeah. She get rid of the clock. Oh, but look at her. No, no, no.

We're getting close up. Just focus. If we just focus. She is down and dirty without extending.

She's making the big O phase. She's like R. Kelly bumping and brining. Now we have special effects. Oh my God.

Make that New Year whatever it has to offer. Lonnie, you deserve. That was her. Best orgasm of the year as well.

Did you call? Oh, yes. She had. Yay.

I didn't know that you served. Happy New Year. Lonnie, that just came. All right.

Lonnie. Yeah, it's from the New Year. Into the New Year. And she came hard at a girl.

And it looked like there was squirting going on. No, those were streamers. Yeah. Well, you know what?

I can protect. Yeah. It was fun. So, uh, we are also giving an award to cricket rows of

paranormal perversions for Wildest Sex Toy. She had that, right? She did have that. We should show that sometime.

Holy shit. We really nailed it. Oh, there it is. Wow.

It's not, you know, in God Bless and also again. Jackie took it. Jackie took it. Jackie took it.

So much more involved. This is on our show, you know. But she was on staff when she did that, so she can't get an award. Right.

But she did take a lot of cock. She took a lot of, she takes a lot of, a lot of. Yes. God bless.

Cricket rows of paranormal perversions. And double bless. And all those blesses. Yeah.

Oh, look at that. Oh, hey. That's a good shot. And there's our sexy bartender's ass.

Oh, hey. Oh, hey. That was Halloween. So now we have an award for Kenzie James of 99 Dolls Best Singing Pornstar.

Wait, was I here for her singing? No. But you're going to hear it now, I think. Are we going to listen to the best singing porn star?

She is a porn star with 99 Dolls. All right. Well, you're going to, what do you mean? Is she going to sing with that?

Yes. Okay. Here she is. Kenzie James of 99 Dolls, live on the Dr. Susan Block Show from Bonoboville.

Yay. The best like a schoolgirl. Sexy schoolgirl. This was her first time on the show.

So. Oh, my, I love it. Fish or John, your mom. Cookie.

So hush little baby. To the sky. Maddy and Maddie. Can I just say.

And the person who is so proud of her. Is Bailey Cruz of 99 Dolls, who wins hottest mother's son duo. She had her son here. Okay.

You know, I'm Nathan Cruz. But Bonoboville, everything, I think, as long as it's consensual, it's okay. They didn't have sex. Okay.

But just having them here. And he kind of had, he did. I knocked off porn. Halo.

Halo's now winning your crotch. Okay. So that it is all these topics. I'm protecting myself.

Is very sexy. And he did a very sexy. Bonoboville communion. With.

With. Kenzie James. You know, I can't. I don't know if we have that fire.

In my mind. I'm sorry. I had a moment. I was firing it up in my mind.

I'm like, we're going to put it on clip. Okay. We should. You know what?

That was a hot Bonoboville communion. And also Bonoboville is going to have amazing clips here soon. Albums of all these. More and more.

More and more and more. That's right. Including yours. Including me.

And I'm going to be making more and more. Pay attention. Pay attention. I might learn something.

Okay. So we got to kind of hustle through this. Actually, that could have gone under music. The Kenzie James.

But you know. It's okay. A lot of these can go in two categories. So let's talk sex.

I gave an award to Dr. Betty Dodson. Because, well, even though she wasn't here this year. I did go to her birthday party on a show night. And then came right over afterwards.

Betty. There we are. Our show night. It was a show night.

And we kind of. Revolutionary. And that picture is actually taken by Sarah Bella. That's a good photo.

So it's a good photo. Betty Dodson. You always look good in every photo though. Is like 86, 87 years old.

Something like that. She masturbated so much. She had to get a hip replacement. She wrote sex for one.

Oh my gosh. My hero. Yes. Yes.

And that's her bebois. I'm like halfway there. That is out now. Sex by design.

Because she is an artist. And we have some of her works hanging in our gallery. In the gallery. There are beautiful galleries.

Hello. So sexiest sex therapist. Sexiest sex therapist. I can't wait to see.

Dr. Myrtle Means. Who I met at the ASEC conference. Actually on the plane. But then she came here one night.

Sort of spontaneously. And she was very sexy. A sexy lady. A sexy smart lady is always my favorite.

And a great researcher. And a great researcher. And I did some research on. Oh beautiful.

There she is. Dr. Myrtle Means. And yeah. She's written about women's sexuality.

And I think she's discovered that. Married women have the most sex. Without children. Married women without children.

Have the most sex. Then single women. Without children. Sure.

And then married women with children. And that makes. I'm not going to get into the details. Why that makes the most sense.

But maybe if you keep watching the show. I could get more into details. But yeah. You know.

You know. Get a partner. Child-free. Keep out more partners.

And you can. You know. But Dr. Myrtle has children. And she's working it.

You know. She's really working it. Well you know. There's this extraordinary woman.

That's why there's awards. So. So we have another award. For sexiest author.

And we are giving that. To. Mushumi. Ghost.

M.A. M.F.T. She is the author of the sex positions books. Sex positions.

What is it? Sex positions revisited. Like a hundred sex positions. And that's where you saw some stuff from.

Going back and come a future time. Yeah. But she kind of redefines them. And she supposedly tried all of them.

H.G. She put them in 2016 H.G. But that was what. Yeah.

What Evan Stone. One funniest porn star. She's one of the cool therapists. Yeah.

Yeah. There's a few. There's a few. None of those stiff therapists.

Best scary story. Best scary sex storyteller. It's a bit of a tongue twister. That was a tongue twister.

And that would be. Durge magazine's own. Renee. We love her.

Congratulations Renee. She was here. At the. New Year's.

New Year's. But that's her. When she was telling us very scary stories. She does have a you know.

I'm a spooky girl myself. So I love this. You know. All hail the spooky girls.

Right. And an elbow to Trump's mouth. And you know the aggressive ones. Like Dr.

Suzy even better. Okay. So on that show was also. Rai Manteoni.

Who we are giving an award to. We also love her. Best. Consensuality education.

Project. So. Kind and consensual. You know.

And he. He strangled you kindly. He strangled me kindly. Unfortunately.

I like it a little. Strangler. Sorry Rai. But you know.

He put on a good. That's a you know. We're here to put on a show for people. Not my.

Personal enjoyment. Only consensual. Strangling. The one with the right wing.

Because somebody just. You know. There's some strangling that goes on out there. That's very non consensual.

Absolutely. I do not even try it at home. Even if your friend says they want it. Unless you've taken a course in it.

Absolutely. Right. Just. You know before you do anything that you know.

That might take a little education in. It's endangering. You know. Just.

I'd also. Be in contact in. You know. Communication with the person that's happening with.

Don't just. You know. So in the midst of the new Trump era of pussy. Grabbing.

Rai is putting out this. Consensuality project. You know what he is forward with the times. I like to think that.

You know a lot of the guests you have are. Just. Kind of beyond the labeling. And just to the good point of what we need.

Get done. Well you got to resist pussy. Grabbing. Non consensual.

Unless it's. I'm grabbing my own. Well. Or you like it.

You know. I do like it. But just like when I say so. That's.

Thank you. All right. Grab that pussy. Having your own stuff could be dangerous in a.

Trump era. All right. Maybe I just need to. That's right.

It's a lot of danger. Yeah. So. I live on the edge.

I mean it's my right to touch it. You know. Just ask for it. Just thought simple.

Like literally. Like if you know. If she says no. I'm sure there's another one.

Oh yeah. Okay. So I think we have time for one more category. Oh this is a good one.

All right. And this would be. Oh there's. Rye with his girlfriends.

Okay. So. BDSM. That is.

And. Kink. One of our favorites. Right.

This is a long. Category. This is the biggest one I believe. And I don't see everyone that might be.

Interested in this category here. Where. You are interested in the BDSM category. I would advise you to.

At least take a seat on the. To hold fast. Because you might be called up. To.

Lick the award. Can't have the award. I safely wrapped it. Okay.

So. First of all. For best doctor Susie Spanking. Which is of course the most important thing.

In the world. It's the best thing in the world. You know. Important the best.

Right. You know. I've had some bad spankings on this show. You know.

Because. I've had. If they're not. I rarely allow it.

But. This award. What's the guy's name. Spanked.

This is a girl. It's a lady. Mr. Cyan.

Yeah. One of my grand. She is. Favorite.

My. Spanking. You know. The show.

I kind of had a show after my birthday. I had my birthday in Puerto Rico actually. But. Yeah.

She's spanking me after my birthday. Yeah. San Juan. You remember.

I was very wet and orgasmic. You were involved. You know. Much.

So. Yeah. And Mr. Cyan.

I have to say. Also gave me my very first. Adult. Birthday spanking.

In. 2005. And how was it. Obviously.

Not that. She's got a very. Sensitive touch. You know.

She kind of looks me. She has. Those are my. Favorite.

Those are my favorite. The ones that are like. Very sensitive. She kind of.

You know. I mean. I've seen her really. Wallop people.

But that's what I love you. You have the sensitive touch as well. I think you haven't. Yeah.

But she get really. Wallop. She won the award for my spanking. And that's it.

So. Okay. Yay. And.

Best. Ooh. We're in the. We're doing.

Fetish. We are in the fetishism category. Dom. The.

Most. Dazzling. Dom. Dazzling.

Dom. Guess who. I have an idea. Is.

The one who dazzled us. I want to say it. The New Year's Eve party. Goddess.

Goddess Phoenix. Phoenix. Ooh. Dazzling lips.

Dazzling smile. Dazzling. Dazzling. Logging.

Dazzling. Little. Little. Beautiful marks on my butt the next day.

And well worth it. Some good. Bonobo way. Books bankings as well.

Yep. She was good. I was good. And she was even better.

And she is a. Dom. Com. Hostess.

And she'll be teaching you class. Mm hmm. Yes. I'm so excited.

The femdom way. If Dr. Susie can't teach you. Goddess Phoenix.

Cam. You know I like to think that she can definitely. Substitute in there. She taught me so much already.

That's why she's getting this award. Most dazzling. Dom. The Susie.

She's. Goddess Phoenix. So. Also in the BDSM fetish and kink category.

Mr. Sherry Rose. Best blast from the past. Because I hadn't seen.

Sherry since 1996. Which is far too long. Even though it's a great time. It's like 21 years.

That. 20 years. It was 20 years. So she's the best blast from the past.

So that's an amazing thing. And she basically looks the same. She looks amazing. Well yeah.

So okay. So sweet. Mistress. She was.

You know. There's there's Sherry Rose. Best blast from the past. She's.

Almost there. We're almost there. Moving along. Okay.

So. We have. I'll announce it. Mistress.

Erica. How do I pronounce this. Right. Right.

It sounds very scary. It sounds very very scary. And she looks a little scary. But really.

She is just. The sweetest doll. And by the way. The Dutch is just the kindest people.

I don't know if I'm allowed to stereotype that way. But there's. You know my favorite. Living in Amsterdam.

They were just so kind. And she's. And they're very tall. They're very tall.

Very tall. I'm just like. A lot of milk. We got a lot of BDSM people.

So sultry is dumb. Oh. Oh absolutely. Lipsticks.

Lipsticks smear. Ava. And now I had to give two awards to. Mistress Porcelain.

I would hope so. You know she. She gets. Most creative.

Dom. And best. Penova Way. Books bank.

And she. She really is. She really is. And she's dedicated to wherever.

Domming action. She is in. She. Dom's it.

And she always dresses. creatively, and she has creative forms of torture. And she just has a sweet way and a scary way of just making you want to do whatever she wants. Oh, there she is.

Look at her in action. I wonder who she's spanking. Oh, that must be Jackie. That's our very El Bonobo Jackie boy.

Oh, spanked. Oh. With the Bonobo wedge. Book spankings.

Oh, yeah. Book spankings. Oh, yeah. You wonder why our books get worn out.

Not just from reading. Spanked with the Bonobo wedge. We can cut your store and have a book spank. Read it or get red.

Buy it. Absolutely. Red, buy it. Very clever.

Jackie knows how to take. Jackie's case, red and blue. Whoa. Wack, whack, whack, whack, whack.

Book. She's got the ridder. She knows how hard this book is. And she knows how to make it blue.

It's not damaged at all. Whoa. There we go. There we go.

Good one. Yes. Rhiannon Arons. It's only $16.95.

Mistress Rhiannon is spanking her with the Bonobo wedge. You can order it. And that's another thing I love about her. How about that?

She's always giving her implements to someone else. And it's cheaper than a paddle. Right. She's a good paddle.

She's a good paddle. That was a much, much, you know. I mean, just what she said. Just what she said.

She's good at it. She's good at it. She's good at sharing. She makes those things.

This is the best book. Really. Really. I love you.

All of my other books here are educational. Absolutely. No, no, no. Okay.

So moving right along, we have best medical domination. I still want to meet her. Educational. We need to meet.

I think she was on like the week before you got here or something like that. Madame Sydney Jones. Yeah. It's all my med girls.

She did weird med shit. She did the sound. Oh, that's right. This is a picture of her.

This sound rod, which I down her. Which I don't know if we've used these since the 1800s, but that's okay. You know what? Keep those.

Sure you do. But you know, I love it. I think that, you know, and look at that. If that was my nurse.

Hey, okay. Best fetish masks. Gas mask. Of course.

Gas mask girls. Yes. Yes. Indeed.

Gas mask girls. And they are there. They are. Oh, goodness.

Making it. Laying naked among the gas mask. The lack of auction looked better every day. Okay.

And best fetish name. Oh, Miss Freudian slit. So creative. So creative.

Absolutely. Very talented. And best booby cake plate. Okay.

She was. And that was a difficult situation. That's Miss Freudian slit right there. Right.

But that cake situation. The cake situation was very hot. That was Max's birthday cake. Hot, hot, hot.

And she had like a thousand candles. Like what? And it was, you know, she took it very well. Rihanna and Aaron.

She put a thousand candles. There she is. There it is. There it is.

And look at me just like. Oh. Just in utter awe. Just in awe.

She is the best booby cake plate for sure. Good for her. And sexiest dom. This was a tough one.

But I had. This was probably a very hard one. To give it up to. Madame Raven Ray.

Oh. Yeah. You know, I have to agree that she, and there's so many sexy doms that come on the show. Like probably the best of the best come to this show.

They do. But she. And one of the best of the best. You are the best of the best.

Oh, there she is. But look at her. I mean, I have to say. Now, because of Dr. Susie, I've gotten to personally work with her.

And she's been on the show several times, too. And she's just. She does help to make me want to vote for you. If you want to be on the show, you obviously have a good taste and sense and just.

Yes. So I also, she was only on once this next winner. But very, very exciting and enterprising is why she won. Most enterprising pro dom.

And that is goddess Faye Black. And her house of black. Yes. I could have given it to her for tallest.

But you know. I didn't. But you know what? There she is.

Look at that. Also gets an award for her group. Most bonobo group. Them dom for.

Oh, there they are. And yeah, madam. Sydney Jones is one of them. If Harry's watching.

Yeah. He's in heaven right now. Just an Amazon heaven with her. And she's got some giant.

Those boobies. I don't like that. And they're like, and they're lighting up because they're just so large and in charge.

My God. Yeah, they are. Yeah. Okay.

Okay. So. Sexiest animal act. Oh, well, I know where this should be going to.

And I hope it's in our audience. Well, it's a couple. It's a couple. And they are Madame Marguerite and the monkey.

Come on up here. We get to have them on stage. Okay. Come on up here.

Come up here. Oh, here's the kitty. And let's present you the award now. And yes, okay.

And it's, it's the condom is balancing. Give, give her a. Thank you so much. You're welcome.

She can't keep it though. Right. Well, like the Oscars, we could charge $200. Right.

And just, you know, we will give you a very nice digital award for absolutely free. Thank you. Photos.

Photos. So hold it. Oh, yeah. Photos.

Photos. Right. There they are looking. So animal.

They are just the best. You guys are going to have an animal fight with them soon. Yes. Yes.

That's going to be the best. It's going to be exciting. When is that going to be? I think next Saturday.

Yeah. Yeah. We didn't get to see that. So I couldn't give you an award.

Is that four around your neck? Is that a real dead animal? Yes. This is actually my champion cheetah's last kill.

He, uh, he defeated a wolf. Oh my God. And how many animals do you have? You're telling me.

Well, right now I have six. Hold the paint. I have six pets. Yeah.

Alive. Six living pets. Please, pita people, don't throw paint on her. Or just throw it on me while I'm naked.

So. Sorry. All right. I think I will.

But, uh, I'm very impressed with you and your animal who has been a monkey. Yes. And a leopard. And last week, he was a human.

Yeah. He was a human. He was a little beast. He was a highly advanced creature.

Yep. He was a leopard. And he's this. And he's human.

He's really fantastic. He's such a great sport. It's an alien. He's a great sport.

Well, he hasn't had to fight yet. He is a great sport. And this is the perfect pet. He's my champion.

He does look like he's enjoying himself. Take a tip of how to make boys your pets. Well, yeah. Exactly.

This is how you do this. This is how you do it. Yeah. This is how it's done.

And this is how you win the award for Best Animal Act. Thank you so much. Oh, you're welcome. Stay here.

Okay. So now we did give for Lady McGuire most statuesque. She's so beautiful. So.

So statuesque. So statuesque. There she is. Look at that.

Look at how gigantic she is. And beautiful, gigantic. I mean, look at me next to her. She's my old girl.

I can just look right up at her. I'm so tiny. She's seven feet tall. Okay.

You look so small. Now Best Gender Bender is a controversial award that, you know, I can't give to just anybody. Right. But I gave it to someone who I already know likes to be called that.

And he really is. And he really does. A gender bender. And who is our gender bender?

Jay Tariqo. And he's so good at it. And we're sorry we can't have him here today, but you know, we know you're watching. We love you, Bill.

We do. We do. And you're so well dressed. You make me jealous.

Even with a gas mask on. Okay. So I have one more quick award for somebody who is on staff, but came here as a guest. Best submissive.

We give it to her before the tease. Jackie Blue. Come on up here. You better get on up here.

Beautiful, sweet piece of hard withing ass. Yeah. Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby.

Yeah. So come up here. I want you to hold your award. Thank you so very much.

I didn't expect this. Oh really? No, really. I'm serious.

Okay. Nobody told you. I'm so impressed with our secrecy and our Russian hackers didn't even, you know, leak this.

Whoa. She's now sucking the award. Yeah. I'm doing a good job of giving a head to the award.

Absolutely. Jackie knows how to win an award. She knows how to win an award. And she showed us that long before she was on our Bonneville staff.

And she has many other talents. Well, you are watching the Susie Awards. And this is the end of the first part. So we're going to come back with the second part in just a couple of minutes.

So don't you come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back with more Susie Awards. Yeah. All right.

Hell yeah. Praise God. Hi. I'm Dr. Susan Block.

And I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions, including face to face.

But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war. Really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other.

They practice what I call peace through pleasure. With the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special, partly because they just are. And partly because they're very, very close to us.

Almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to being human, even being humane, bonobos can teach us so much. Which brings me to us and more specifically to you. Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free?

Would you like to tap into the hot natural sex energy within you? Bet you would. So you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain. You know, the pain.

And have more orgasmic, organic, sustainable sex. Who doesn't want that? Greater lust, greater trust and better anger management. And who couldn't use a little bit of that these days?

So get the book, learn the bonobo way. You'll be glad you did. Then you'll want to join Bonoboville. A new global village for bonobo lovers and friends.

And one last thing, the real bonobos are highly endangered. So a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups working to save the wild bonobos from extinction. Read the bonobo way and learn why this could be the most important

eco-sexual movement of our times. And improve your love life. Sisters, we are going to have a Sybian ride for Masturbation Month. So you've never been on a Sybian before?

No, I've never been on one before. Okay. Now you are ready to ascend the throne. Mr. Tracy, you are going to ride God's machine.

Put one leg right here, put the other right here and just position yourself comfortably. Put your clip right here. Okay, so here she goes.

Uh-oh. She's mounting the Sybian. Have you ever ridden a Sybian, by the way? Oh, I have. Many a times.

My favorite horse to ride. Have Sybian yoga and experience it to the fullest. Go for the G-spot, go for the clip. Go for whatever works.

Someone can come from their nipples. We've got Regina Rado, riding a Sybian. Wow, holy shit. That does the job.

Yes, it's doing it. Sybian strikes again. Yes, I do say that when it feels good. Live on Dr.Suzi.tv from the womb room in Bonoboville.

Ride on, cowboy. Take a deep breath. Deep breath. Relax.

Breathe forward. Breathe forward. We never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian celebrate and masturbation month.

Amen. Oh, yes. Yes, yes. A sister that comforts.

Look at that face. That is a beautiful thing. Thank you, Dr. Susan Block. You're a wonderful human being.

Wonderful human being, Dr. Susan Block. Well, thank you. I think that was a good one, Dr. Susan Block. I think we have orgasm.

We have lift off. We have lift off. Okay. Evil ejection.

We, we, we, we. Okay, okay, okay. Testify, sister Penny. Testify.

That you masturbate. And you are not ashamed. How was it? What's your report?

My vagina is so tingly right now. It feels like pop rock. I'm just gonna take this home. I think it's bigger than your little body. That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen.

Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready. I'm... Come on. Where's the husband? You got the simian. You don't need the husband.

Don't let her fall over. Hey, darling girl. I love you. I love you.

That's my girl. We're listening to Radio Suzy One on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. And yes, we are back with the Suzy Award.

And these are our favorite performances from guests and some sponsors throughout 2016. And yes, before X-Biz, before the AVNs, before the T's, and before the Oscars, we had the Dr. Suzy Award.

Before the Oscars? The Oscars are in March, aren't they? The Gold Globes, before them, we give out the Suzies. That's right.

The Suzies, which are really important ones to me. They are, and it's a cold night in Bonoboville, which is why I'm wearing my sister-in-law's Hanukkah gift to me, my vest here.

But here we go. Take it off to reveal the awards. Beautiful award-winning outfit. Dr. Suzy for best outfit.

I can't win, I'm on staff. That's okay, but best outfit. Now we can't nominate ourselves, unfortunately. Until we get rid of the ethics committee.

Okay, we could do that. You could do anything now. We need to do that. Okay, so we didn't finish our BDSM fetish and kink category,

although we should reiterate that Jackie Blue just won Best Subby, and she is also up for a T's award for two T's awards. Two T's awards. Best Internet Personality and Best...

Miss Unique. Miss Unique, right. And she sure is our Miss Unique. Right, right, but she has many talents,

and the one that she has really exhibited to our amazement has been her submissive abilities. And just, you know, pain-taking abilities. Honestly, to me, your tattoo artist's dream, you know,

just take that pain. I was such a baby. You're in the wrong field. I just yesterday got nominated for two more awards.

Oh, for what? Oh, right. For minivids.com, I am up for Best Newcomer and Best T's performer. Yeah.

Very nice. Well, again, we're ahead of everybody. I'm sorry, but the Susie awards... Sorry, Dr. Susie, it's just...

You know, even though we're a little bit late this year, we're still ahead of all y'all. She's always ahead. When she says she's late, she's still ahead of all of you guys.

So... Best... What's her default awards? Best Shoe Dangle.

Best Awards. Oh, I know who that is. Oh, the Best Shoe Dangle. And it's not you?

Well, I can't win because I am... This rule means it's got to go. Miss Jacqueline Dumond. And she did two amazing shoe dangles.

Right in my face, actually. I got it right in my face. I did. And you know what?

I was almost intruding on that. Okay, so now we have music awards. Speaking of the Grammys. And we're ahead of you, Grammy people.

Best topless ukulele. Where was I for this? Well, this was our 24th wedding anniversary. Your two were early.

And it was very exciting. I don't even think Jackie was here at that time. No, but you might know. Mistress Selena Minx.

There she is. I can see this little... Yeah. Oh, she just looks endearing.

Is she going to play the ukulele, you know? You know, we should... We were just saying this is the first year of the Susie Awards that we actually have inserts at all.

So you know what? Progress is progress. And I think that as me, I just want to see the person and know what's going on.

But you know what? That's why there's next year. That's why we're always progressing, evolving. But we do have some clips that are coming up.

And I walked in on all of them playing at the same time earlier. So that's erotic. I'm not sure. Okay, sexiest spoken word performance.

I guess that fits under music because spoken word... It sounds. So that would be Imani Coupe. Yay.

She gave a tremendous spoken word performance. She was so articulate and so beautiful. And honestly, who wears the lead front like that anymore? She really, really...

She is an incredible street poet. Okay. So now, most bonobos song. I want to say...

This song was inspired by the bonobos. And it's The Kingster. And I actually got to write this for Mosa. Sybian to this song.

Gotta have that kink. Gotta have that kink. Yes. We've done a lot of things to this song.

You know, this is a bonobo song. We maybe could fire up the song. Thank you. Yes, indeed.

Carmenina for Mosa and Mark Will is the head of Carmenina for Mosa. And you know, it's a great song. No, this isn't... You know, it's my style.

It's classic. I like each other. It's old school and classic, and it never goes out. There's no more.

Okay, we got to move along now. We get involved. Sorry. We're going.

Okay, so Smokey Binion Jr. wins Best Elvis Tribute Artist. He was so good. And I did get to be here for this one. You sure bet.

And you know what? Smokey. Smokey. Smokey, we love you.

We love you. He's the best Elvis. And you know I love Elvis. Elvis Tribute Artist is what we call him.

He's just a doll. He's a little bit of a pervert, but he's okay. Well, aren't you all perverts, Max? And we have for Sexiest Live Band...

The DT's. I think we have some music from them. Can we hear them, please? Because I love it.

Cue that reel. If you don't play it, I'm going to sing it. I love a really dirty, dirty mattress. Yeah.

And that's Wilson Gil. He's the winner of Sexiest Rocker. Right? Look at that.

Look at that dirty mattress. That dirty mattress. Very dirty. It's got stains on it.

What is this? This is our studio downtown. Daddy! Daddy!

Yeah. Throw those feathers. So how many pillars did you destroy? I really don't like our studio.

You're fucking rock. This was Easter Eve. I have 2017 in the reflection of rock. Yeah.

Well, I'll take a good start. But hey, we're off to a good start. Sexiest Live Band. The DT's.

The DT's. Sexiest Rocker. Wilson Gil. That was a rad video, my God.

Yeah, it's a really rad video. And you can see it for free in Bonoboville. Bonoboville, so again, please come. Please come.

All right, that was fun. So I think my next one, I'm going to, okay, so I'm going to say Best Harmonica. Do we have a harmonica?

I did not see this award. I have to admit, I didn't see this one. Best Harmonica. I'm excited.

Who do you think? Anybody know? Out there. The Hedgehog.

Ron Jeremy. Oh, Ron Joe. I didn't see that coming. I didn't even know.

He is a man of many talents. I always used to call him Joe Hoes. He loves his harmonica. I didn't know.

You know, I learned something new every day here. And actually about Ron Jeremy, we surprised the facts of accumulated here. Yeah, yeah.

You learn that here. You'll go through life and you'll say, I learned that he played the harmonica. If that's a talent, I would be honest.

You know what? He blows and he doesn't only get blowed, he blows on his own. That's a harmonica.

He could play his instrument. He plays things well. And actually he plays piano as well. And he, yes he did.

I think he won that some other year. Okay, so again. And he has a new liquor out too. I forget what the name of it is.

Is Ron the Jeremy Ron? No, he's got the vodka now. He has a rum. He has the rum.

I remember looking at this and I was like, is that Ron Jeremy's face I see? So Ron did win for the best pianist, because he's not just a pianist.

He's a pianist. He won that a couple years ago. But this year, I have to give it to Mr. Norrie Carter. Oh my gosh, Norrie!

He used to be on staff, but now he's, I don't know what. Are you not going to come? We cleared it.

We cleared it with the ethics committee. Everything is okay. Yeah, it's okay, because he has a bid on staff. Okay, so do we not get to bring Norrie?

Because I know I see this handsome man up here. You know, there's really anybody who dresses sharp as me and Dr. Suzie, but look at this. Come sit next to me here.

Sit right here. Come here. Accept your award with your beer. Look at him.

Okay, where is a microphone, please, for the award-winning pianist? We have one right next to you. Look at him.

He gets an array of microphones. Do you have a speech? Do you have anyone you want to thank? You, I guess, for a failed award.

And have it providing a piano for you to play your beautiful music. Yeah, because it's a beautiful, what is it, 1926?

1926 Steinway Baby Grand. It is a beautiful, my great-grandma's. And we just brought it out, you know, a few months ago.

And it's crazy because I'll be sitting in the dressing room and I have music going and then I'll turn it off and I hear Norrie playing and I'm like, who is it?

Who has a beautiful classic piano music going? And he creates it out of nothing. He writes his own music out of nothing. When I say nothing, he creates it

out of the thoughts in his head. I think he just plays it. You are a man of hand talents. You should.

Well, they're really amazing doodles that you do. Well, thank you. Awesome. Hey, Norrie! Another bonobos.

I'm so magically confident. So you've got to play after the show. We'll do it. So, let's see.

Four music awards. We don't have you hold the award. Be useful to everybody. Come on, be a pianist.

Here we go. You have to look like we're Hollywood. There we go. Okay.

You didn't knock the condom off the head. That's what she said, right? That's what she wanted. Anyway.

Those dexterous fingers. Biggest musical instrument is Jarra Zen. You were not here for that.

I was not. Can you describe a little? We don't need to describe. I have a visual.

I don't need a description. Hello in that instrument. Dr. Suzie always does it best with just the last words. He was here with Missy Galore.

Who is going to win a prize for most colorful. Yes, indeed. Missy Galore. I don't know if we have a picture of her.

But now, my last music award is for sexiest rapper.

I know who this goes to. I know who this is. Who do you think? It's, you know, I think it's he.

I'm hearing that howling. I think, you know, I smell some good fragrances and some good lyrics coming to the stage.

Maybe he should come up and receive his award. Yeah. Make sure you tell him he can't keep it. Bring that chocolate over to that milk.

What's going on? Oh yeah, baby. Sexiest rapper. And he should, and not only sexist rapper,

he puts on such a good show, and he's very, very lyrically talented. And he does a radio show too, which he never talks about.

He does. I've never been on his show. So I didn't give him award for that. But you know, there's 2017's

ready for new things. Oh, here he is with his Bonoboville shirt. But look at his shirt. Can I please?

Is to wear a Bonoboville shirt. It's very sexy. E-core, come here. You need a microphone, my dear,

and you have one right there. Hold the microphone with one hand and your award with the other. Can I hear? I will.

Would you like to thank anyone? Yes, I'd like to first of all thank God Almighty, of course. God Almighty! Blessing me to be on this earth.

I'd like to also thank the goddess as well. Forget the goddess. But I'd like to also thank Bonoboville, Dr. Susan Block, and also thank Max,

and the whole Bonoboville family. Ow! Because without this platform, we wouldn't have this, I mean,

this is the platform for all of us. We know Hollywood is a real rough game, and everybody here are artists in some kind of way,

and we thank you guys for allowing us to be who we are as artists, and to express and explore. You give us this platform.

It's a blessing. Bless you, my son. Well said. My son.

By a previous lover. And he loves you. I love Dr. Block. I love E-core.

I gave him an award. One of the most important awards. He's trying to turn her, so we can see her front.

Yeah. Yeah, you can wrap while they do this. Go ahead.

E-core the world. Get it from the back. Get it from the back. Look it from the back.

I think about you in my head when I'm fucking with you. I read it from the back. Get it from the back.

Definitely like bonobos. Even though bonobos do it face to face as well as Dr. Block. Literally your rapping goes to the rhythm of her tip.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. And look, it clickens with it. Go, go, go.

Get it from the back. Get it from the back. Get it from the back. Yeah, bonobo feel.

She look real. I think I got to get that. Definitely like that. Oh, yeah.

Every Saturday night. Oh, that's it. I think Maya has to win for most percent. I hope this girl

does not deserve an award. Beyond that, she gets an award. Oh, she does. Oh, my God.

Because you're the queen. And I can do that. She feels good. Honestly.

Make her feel. Make her feel. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, and also, he won an award. He won an award. That's what I thought.

Nail jacket. He is the 26th comeer. That's the best live performance. I heard he's had many, many, many again.

Oh, whoa. That girl can go. That girl can go. That girl can go.

Nobody's got anything on us when we make videos. Ain't nobody do it like a bonobo build party. That's for sure. That's for sure.

And nobody does crocs like we do here. And I believe this was edited by Jackie. Jackie. Stop winning award.

You're kidding. Me on every single award. No, I mean, like I said. That was a little nasty.

So you need to get a spank. That was a little not. Jackie, do it. You're always a submissive.

Doctor Susie. Do we have any other awards? Yeah, we do. Can you do it while you're doing an award?

Can you do it? But this is a music instrument that is actually, I think, a spatula of some sort. Right.

Okay. So here's that Happy Nude Rear. Yes, as part of your award. There you go.

Smack. Isn't that a nice little spanker? It is. It covers territory.

It does. It's really a spatula that shaped like a guitar. But of course we use it as a spanker. Because we're resourceful here in Bonoboville.

Because we are in Bonoboville. I'm super snowflake white girl. So don't worry about getting it red. It gets red if you touch me.

Yes. I'm starting to match your pink pants. Aww, you know it. Okay, so next we are giving awards for politics.

Okay. Yes, indeed. And Susie Q. James.

Is the winner. Smartest sex worker. And she really is. She's very smart.

She's pure headed. Accept this award on her behalf. Okay, so there she is taking Bonoboville communion.

And she took us to victory against Prop 6. Absolutely, she's probably one of the big reasons why we're celebrating that today.

And we're giving an award also to the free speech coalition. Because they ran the campaign. So they get best political campaign.

They sure do. They did have a really good campaign. And they did, I still have the pins in the bracelets. Thanks guys.

And they won. It was amazing. We won. We won. I'm sorry, Prop 64.

This time. We won. We won. No Prop 60.

Oh yeah, we always win. And another main No Prop 60 gal is Julia Ann. Julia Ann.

Yes, yes, yes. Look at that beautiful piece of political pie. Most promising porn star

politician. I really think she could run for office. Actually Ella Darling is running for office. She did not win.

She did not win. But she ran and we'd love to have her back. She wasn't on in 2016. She did and she'll win next year.

Okay, now speaking of politics. We're still on politics. Best US presidential candidate. Uh-oh.

Oh, you know what? You're so positive here. I'm going to have to cheat. I voted for Hillary.

But the best US presidential candidate was Mistress Tara Indiana. Okay, I'm excited.

She is just a thrill. She is the best. She was the best, you know, and she put Trump in his place on New Year.

Absolutely. God bless that woman. And she did a great show, a presidential debate with the winner of

funniest US presidential candidate Jeffrey Vallance. She's just Look at that.

She puts on Amazing. And most bonobo political speech goes to

Chris Galliardi who is one of our Twitter friends and he gave a great speech.

He grew up autistic and he gave a great kind of anti-Trump stop. You know what? Good for him.

I'm going to put this one later. Best political art never was

Scott Seedman. I don't know if we have anything from him. I wish we did. There it is.

Look at that. Statue of Liberty on the high seas. Sailing and sinking at the same time. We also feature Scott's

stuff, his art in the gallery. Sexiest lawyer.

Barry Fisher. The only lawyer that we have. He's a baby. He was a baby.

We got to go fast now. Sexiest fundamentalist refugee. You want me to say it? Yes.

Loser! Loser! I cannot wait to see Loser in a week.

He is a man of many talents and he is working enough Broadway now. Yes he is.

He is in New York City. Being a big timer. He's coming back to the trailer. I decided to give an award

to some people that are not on the show though we've talked about them on the show a lot. They are the most bonobo resistance movement

and we gave them a shout out last week and we've done it before. The water protectors at Standing Rock. Yeah.

Yeah. Very inspiring. We have a Jackie has her charity.

They inspired so many people though whether you are Native American or not. They inspired freedom and faith and that's the right thing.

The right thing. They show us peace through pleasure how to really protest while they are being attacked

with these serious rubber bullets water cannons freezing out there. They are being attacked

by the armies of the corporate state. But they put up for the fight and guess who won?

The people. I don't know what will happen in the end or whatever the end means. I think the end is your butt.

Hopefully it looks like my rear. That's what we want the end to always look like. That is what we hope. But we are in the middle of it now.

They are fighting the good fight. And honestly they are looking like my rear right now. We are going to have to fight the good fight. We are a dangerous man.

And we are prepared in Bonoboville for that. So now we come

to certain sort of quasi positive negative awards. Well first of all this one is positive

for Marcus Nehemiah that's Trump impersonator. Oh he was so good. So good.

He was very good. And he is very good. Harry came in second. Very committed.

He can't win here. He's sorry. Where's our Trump? He's going to get an award in a minute.

But first we need to give the biggest anti-sex asshole award to Michael Weinstein. Oh definitely.

The biggest. The biggest. And keep in mind he owns out of the closet. And he owns pharmacies.

And he uses his charity for his own self-interest. You know?

Yeah. So don't go there. Protest. Tell them we don't want this. We don't like it.

Use a lot of you know donor's money for what they thought was helping people with AIDS and HIV.

He used it to support his yes on Prop 6. And he lost anyway. So yay us.

Congratulations Michael Weinstein for biggest anti-sex asshole award. Okay. So now

we are giving an award for just plain old biggest asshole. Asshole.

Uh oh. And they're normally assholes are such a good thing. They are. And I was worried about that

because assholes are a good thing and they feel good when you stick to like an award. We are not meaning this right now.

But I did find a picture of Trump that I hope you guys have that really shows the kind of asshole I'm talking about. So what all you do

is talk. Script of what needed to happen. Yes. When all you do is talk shit.

This is what you get. You become a loose bung hole. Okay. But we're trying to love Trump.

We put a safety pin here. Trying to love. We're working with him. Trying.

Actually I don't mind that he's got a bromance going with Putin because that's kind of an oboe. I mean a lot of things.

Is he having a bromance? Well I think he's got some bromance going with Putin. I think they do some penis fencing. Oh yeah.

Some sperm ores are going on. I approve of that. I do. I hope that they don't

you know kind of I saw that video. To like destroy America's infrastructure

by hacking into our really important computers. That I hope. But you know them having a bromance

I think that's okay. But in any case he does for various reasons. Too many to enumerate although I am going to write an article

that's coming out this week. Gobinobos in 2017. Gobinobos. Trump does win the biggest

asshole award. Loose bung hole for show. That doesn't mean that all of his supporters

are assholes. I have to say the committee worked very hard. First we want to call it the third award.

Then we call it something hard. That was a serious photo shoot guys. That was a very serious decision. That was me at the highest levels.

And Zane. We were coming up with various things. It turns out the golden third award is already given out. So you know I didn't see

the asshole award the biggest asshole. So that is what we are giving out. He's just I mean we gave it a lot of thought.

A lot of thought. Like that photo. So moving right along. Here.

I'm trying so hard. He's just so needy. He needs so many things. He needs

Oh my gosh Dr. Susan is going wrong. She went wrong with it. Dr. Susie is raw dog eating Trump.

Ow. Like I said not all the supporters are assholes. Trump doesn't deserve this good time.

I have quite a few wonderful clients that are supporters of Trump. You know I might disagree with them. But I love them anyway.

I take care of them. And we even have some friends. Friends. I know.

One stroke at a time. Well I befriended a lot of my friends on Facebook that I found out voted for Trump. But this one.

I'm not saying she's like the best friend or anything. But she is the sexiest Trump voter.

And that would be this Tammy Parrot. You know she is just whacking her front.

Those beautiful natural movies. Then the lovely

Madame. Dom Conn 2016 mistress of ceremonies

is whacking that heart shaped ass. Perfect heart shaped ass. I don't see any. She loves guns.

She loves guns. And the hair. We can't get rid of that. Imagine she gets married.

I don't know. I want to sell it. Look at those vlogging walking.

We got to applaud while it's happening. That doesn't mean you stop. You just keep going.

Can we do this to all the Trump supporters? Can we just do this to everybody? They were nice to them.

They agreed. That was a very nice vlogging. All right. That was on Lupercalio, which is coming soon.

The original Valentine's Day. It could be. Okay. Our next category

is arts. Is our next category smoke? What is going on here? That's what I wish it is.

Is it not? Arts and media. Okay. Are we ready?

I'm ready if you're ready. Best anal artist. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

And of course, that is Catherine Imperio. Yeah. I love that girl.

She's been a comedian and a woman. Sorry. I don't do political

shit in there. I don't do political. I don't do political. She's drawing a bonobo.

And here she goes. She is drawing a bonobo, I think. Certainly something fantastic with her butt.

This is amazing. And this was on Easter Eve. Oh, yeah. It actually kind of looks like a bit.

Maybe it looks more like a dog. Yeah. I mean, it's an animal for sure. The ears. Super cute.

It is. She's actually There she is. Those are the animals. They're very long, bonobos have long arms.

The entire body is like a paintbrush. It really is. It's really coming together. This is amazing.

Oh, yes. Here she is. Kate Imperio, anal artist. And winner

of the... I wanted to say she is the winner of the 2015

Suzy Award for Best Anal Art. I have one of her pieces. She got it again.

This is so well done. It's got it. She had to get it. You're sharp.

She looks a little like she's drawing her back. It's a bonobo. And Sam

who definitely also gets an award. And besides, abstract art, anal art

it shouldn't be an exact it's a feeling. It's in the eye of the fun holder.

Yay! This is great. She has eyes. That's so well done.

And here it is. Here it is. Look at that. She is a winner.

And so is Samantha Fairley. She's like this delicious bag of bones. Does look a little like a bonobo. Sexy as photocopier.

Samantha Fairley. And she actually went over the lines. She's a beautiful asshole. That's exciting.

Can we have a hand for unlicensed professional Catherine in the period? Grab that pussy.

That's impossible almost. All right. And they do get a double award. They get for being

unlicensed professionals they are the sexiest funny girls. So funny. Or the funniest sexy girls.

But I think sexiest funny girls. Honestly they were just a great couple. Yeah. So now we are giving an award to

the best human serving dish. I don't know if any of you guys were here.

But this was Courtney Pom. Sushi girl. Look at that.

Sushi girl. God I love sushi. And we ate it right off of her body. Right? I'm just a little hungry right now.

So hot. And beautiful. And also a mainstream actress. And she's in a movie called

Sushi Girl. It's actually a horror movie. That's my favorite. Not mine. But I gave her an award.

The creepier is better. Okay so let's see. Best most bonobo off-campus

interview. Greg Friedman. And we love him.

And Mara actually edited our interview that is playing now on YouTube. It's a great in-depth interview.

That's why he got the award. It's very in-depth. It's two hours. Best bonobo in the field.

Tracy Vanity. Some people know who she is. She's very special. Tracy Vanity actually

was a guest on the show years ago. She came to our Halloween show in 2008.

And she now lives in Thailand. And she has been just a wonderful tweeter and gave the bonobo way a great

five-star review on Amazon and just tells everybody to read the bonobo way and watch the show and get to bonobo.

Yeah. And I had to give an award to my hairstylist. Best hairstylist. Mark Brown.

Thank you. Even though he voted for Trump. I know. He wasn't going to mention that. We forgive him for his talents momentarily.

I know. He doesn't get an award for that. He's not the sexiest Trump voter. But he does do a good job on my hair. He does.

And I gave an award to best celebrity photographer to Michael Wisnu. Because he's amazing.

You know Michael. I do. Michael Wisnu. Oh, Wisnu.

Yeah. You know, what have you done for me lately? Jane Johnson. Okay. So now

we have some sponsors. Right. First of all, because, you know, we need

condoms for our many uses here. Best condoms. Glide America

vegan condoms. We need more. Vegan condoms. Wait a minute.

Does that mean there's no meat in them? Right. Oh, well, meat in them, but they're not made of meat.

They're meant for the V to be broccoli. You can put your meat in the vegetarian condom and then you have

meat veggies. That's how vegans were created. Most orgasmic sex toy. I'm sorry.

Oh, the hot tachy. The hot tachy slides in like, you know, there's so many new sex toys.

Slides in. And we have tried a lot of different, you know, dildonic vibrators. Ain't nothing match up to the

vibrations of the hot tachy. The Hitachi baby. It's worth a dose. I burned

three of those up, by the way. Oh, best sex educational Hand puppet.

The wonderous bowl of puppets. You have no idea. You thought you knew where your G spot was. You have no idea.

Wait a minute. You gave something to that puppet? Yes. They should send us a new one.

Well, they should. That fucking puppet is beautiful. There's nothing wrong with some miles to put on the puppet.

Come on, ladies. Calm down. Delray refurbished puppet. No, it was refurbished.

It had a few stitches. It has some, you know, some surgery. That's right. It's 2016 plastic surgery time.

So we did give the Sybian an award. Best wild ride. Oh, the best.

Who wrote it? Well, lots of people. A lot of people. The best.

Most orgasmic Sybian ride. He wrote in 2017 like it was timing.

Timing is everything. So, let's see. Let's just go through these Jux Leather best leather.

I would hope a little spanky from Jux Leather. Thank you. Ding, ding, ding. Jux Leather

finger flotters. It feels good. And he has something else among other things. Yes, he does.

And he wins also for Best Cannabis Cookies. Oh, and that's why I have to bring it up. It's my favorite among other Cannabis products.

Like, you know, jellies and butters. Cannabelli. Check it out. He'll be in the future.

And Best Wine. We only had one sponsor for wine. So they're the best. Wine Arrow 2 edition.

I don't know if we don't have them here now. But we do have Best Rum. Can somebody bring me the rum here? Ron.

And the best rum is Ron to Jeremy. We need more.

Son, that's more Ron. We need more Ron. And he's selling liquor too now. It's good.

The rum is good. No, obviously it's good. It's almost gone. I took a communion up in that room.

He needs to... And finally, and this is going to proceed hopefully a final Bonoboville communion,

the best liquor. Liquor? Liquor.

I thought you said liquor. Or we can liquor with a liquor. Liquor. Cocoa leave liquor.

Agua. Herbal. So good. Cocoa leave liquor.

And from Cocoa Leaves in South America and mixed in Amsterdam. Absolutely. Mixed in my mouth later.

Don't have Trump too close to the award. Cocoa leave. He doesn't deserve it. Not when we're trying to give it to other people.

Right? Okay, so let's do a final Bonoboville communion. Who wants to do it? Oh my gosh, that was a loud go.

But I feel like can we do two? Oh my gosh. So Pan, our beautiful

Bonobo, you better get the just gosh darn up here. Yeah, you should. Somebody has to then do the camera.

Hey, I know Jackie is among many talents right now and it would make me thrilled. Or Harry

one of our many talented crew people. Harry's on it. So let's be fast about this. Who would you like

to take the Noboville communion off of? Listen to the way you say that. I'm so sorry, I've learned it. I've been hanging around you for a little

too long now. Blame me. Blame me for being bossy. Blame the boss for being bossy. All right. So who would you like

to do this off of? Talking to the microphone. You're open. You're open.

You're open. That wouldn't be the first time. I'm learning. I'm learning. No wonder.

How about the salt please? Could I have the salt and a cup because we have limited time. So exactly.

I think we should both take it off. Is that it? Jackie, will you hold a truck for me?

Can we go to Jackie holding mine? Okay. Because they didn't win because they came to us on staff. We are going to have

them share a Noboville. You sit here. You sit here. And Pan, you should come here. In between my legs.

But you're not doing the licking yet. He just got so excited and I got so excited. Okay, where are we looking?

Off my boobs. He's going to lick off of your boobs. And I'm going to lick off of the other boobs because it is time for me to have a drink.

You're going to now. And we're going to have to move the Facebook camera away from Gypsy's beautiful boobs.

You have to pay for that. Send all those Facebook people out of here. You don't have to pay, but you can at least be connected.

I'm going to say that. Sorry, Facebook. Where is the... Show that on Facebook.

You don't deserve it for all your rules. You want Agua or Ron down your throat? That's bad enough. Ron down your throat.

Oh my gosh, you're getting spicy. Hold this, please. And let me have a glass. One of the shot glasses, please.

Okay. Okay, I'm ready. Should I get better angle? Well, no. What you're going to do is

just sit right here. And actually, you should come right over here and Pan should sit over here. Oh, Pan?

Come, come, come. Okay, and I'm going to pour this. A lot of salt. Show us how, Doc.

Show us how. A lot of salt. Hard, hard, hard minutes. I'm always making minutes hard on the

Dr. Scissor show. Okay. So, let's make these minutes quick and hard.

Well, yeah, I do. I need a doing all this serving. Dr. Scissor, before she was a brilliant

doctor, was a bartender and a hostess. You know, bartending. She's getting the girls drunk now.

Down with the bra and the microphone because the microphone gets in the way and you're just going to have to

not speak for a long time. You can't see this. These are breasts. You may have seen them before

but you can't see them tonight. Yeah, everything's good. Okay. Now they're licking breasts.

There's licking of breasts which we can't show you. Yeah, I'm going to... Where you going? Uh-oh.

I can't see this. So, we'll go to the floor. Woo! Tasty! And now between the legs

and they between her legs you put your body. No, no, not... The other way.

Hold this a second and let me hold back, back more. Open.

Or he said. Okay, I can't. I can't show her breasts. I'm going to have to be very careful

not to show her breasts. Good. Good to the last drop. Yeah.

Oh, this is Dr. Okay, now you can take a microphone. Can we hear it for our altar girl?

Oh hey, guys! Gypsy Bonobo. Hi. Double trouble tonight.

Sorry, guys. I'm always a good time. It's just homies tonight. And obviously it's just painting shots all day.

Sorry, Facebook. So, I think I've given out pretty much all the awards. It's pretty good, yeah.

And we've got everything. And how can one collect their award if they wanted to? Okay.

Well, which one? The digital one? The digital one we're going to send them. We're going to send you

your digital award on Twitter or Facebook or by email. However you'd prefer. No, not however you'd prefer.

Oh, so sorry, guys. I feel like getting it to them. See, you wonder where I get it from, y'all. No preference here.

You're just going to have to pick it up. You know, I think there's a specially made award for them. And we could charge them.

The made award. Just like any award. $200. And then we buy it for you.

The wings on the condom, everything. $300, you help support us and we give you an award and you can put it on your mantel

or on your little box next year to bed or somewhere. We all need awards in our life and we all need to save the bonobos.

Right. It's a beautiful award. Very nice. We created just for you.

Does it come with the condom? Yes, it does. We have very little time now. It's not like there's no condom

on the digital one. We have to say goodbye. We do. Goodbye. We're so happy

that you joined us for our big award ceremony for 2016. Now we're going to take on 2017

with the biggest asshole. It's going to be a challenge. It's going to be a challenge.

And I'm sure that challenges are the stuff that make award winning performances.

Stop it. Yeah. He didn't know he was going to win. I think he didn't expect it.

I don't care. We've got to resist except for the bromance. Everything else pretty much.

We should resist. The bromance might mean peace between our countries. Or maybe just a dick and we're soft.

We've got to be aware. Revolution always means better sex. Because you get together with people and you fall in love.

You can learn how to do all of that. But let's not be naive even though he has sex with whoever he wants

and grabs him by the pussy. He is bringing in a Republican group, two houses, that are going to take away our sexual rights

unless we fight back and don't let it happen. And that's what's important. We can't let them take away the right to everyone

to get married. We can't let them take away the right to women to have abortions. We can't let them... Don't take away our rights.

And a lot of education. All kinds of stuff. They want to abolish porn because it's a public health crisis. Oh yeah, the war on porn.

I know that war. I'm old enough to know that war. Look, he's...this can't even roll into 2017. He can't even handle

2017 in Bonoboville. We've got to teach him a lesson. We're going to be doing that all year long and we're going to be doing our part.

Thank you, Dr. Suzy. Donal can eat my crack. Unless he changes of course and becomes a real radical.

Not as long as we have Bonoboville we'll be fine. We're going to give everyone a chance. We're going to give everyone a chance.

So here we are. One minute. We want you to be good. Be happy. Be a guest on the show and you might win an award.

Yeah. And make like Bonobos. Not baboons. Make love.

Not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you. I love you.

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