25th Wedding Anniversary Silver Bacchanal

Full transcript of 25th Wedding Anniversary Silver Bacchanal on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. That's not your stomach. Yeah, that's something else. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners.

Artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs. And cucks, servatives. Cucks, cucks also.

It is the year of the cock. Absolutely brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. And husbands and wives. Young lovers and old perverts.

All you children of sex. And we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God. Jesus, Allah, Adonai, Buddha, Brahma, Ramadhamma.

Or the great 25 in the sky. But we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Amen.

Can I hear an A-women? A-women. Yes, indeed. I want to welcome you to Prince Maximilian,

our Leblevich, the Lubkovits, the Phil and Jerry, and my 25th wedding anniversary. 25, going for the silver. And this is the one show of the year that Max will sit with me

in front of the bed. Yes, yes. I'm unaccustomed to all this large audience. This is the biggest audience that anyone has ever had.

Very, very big. I think there's a million people out there. It's huge. It's so big.

Huge. You can't even imagine. It's big. It's huge.

It's a big thing. It's bigly, and yeah. It's our 25th wedding anniversary, and we are celebrating live from Bonoboville

with professors and porn stars and mistresses and slaves and authors and singers. And hotties. And just about everything you could want.

We're so excited. And I am just thrilled to be in this beautiful room that's been all silvered up. Thank you, Gypsy Bonobo.

And Anna and Miguel Bonobo. Yes. It's just like a jewelry box filled with diamonds and dildos. I love it.

I love it. And Gypsy did my hat. And Mark Brown did my hair. So you all get his card out there.

And Max's mom and dad did him. Yeah. Well, no. I mean, that sounds, I know there's a lot of interest

in taboo sex, and I don't mean that they did him in that way. They just created him. And we are so grateful.

I am grateful that you are here with me. I am also grateful that you are here. It was a long journey to find you. I was a little boy in Italy.

Yeah. I was an immigrant when I came to this country. Oh, you were. You were a refugee.

And I went through two wives. Right. And then finally I found you. The right wife.

The right wife at the right time. Yep. And now 25 years later, which feels like 25 minutes.

Seconds, I was going to say. But yeah. Yeah, here we are. Right.

There we were. If you're watching on your boob tube, you can see that huge dress. That's Bigley.

That dress. That's the biggest dress really, seriously. There's no bigger dress. There is.

That is. That is. And Max looks cute in his keep-up. You haven't changed a bit.

No. Well, you know, the collided. Sure. You keep on your head and we're under the chupa there

getting married in Philadelphia. And it was a two rabbi wedding. Very, very sort of serious and little did they know what they were unleashing upon the universe.

Oh my. Yes, yes, yes. And we are now celebrating 25 years of love and lust and revolution.

And right now I got to say resistance. Yeah. Step on those Trump balls. Yeah.

He's a dick. Okay. I heard somebody else talking about that. I think it was Bill Maher.

But we've been saying he's a dick for a long time. We've been saying he's a dick long before. Yeah, yeah. He said the dicks were saying he's a dick.

A dick with a little penis that is currently under his skirt. He has all suited up our drum in silver for the anniversary. And thank you, Lisa, for dressing our drum. And yes, we are punishing him because, you know,

he needs to learn to shoot that little missile between his legs instead of those big Tomahawks that will start World War III. You know, when the generals told him they were going to shoot

these Tomahawks, he said, don't you think you should send some missiles over there? I didn't make that joke. Bill Maher did that.

That's right. That's right. Here's his dick. Sort of stick it in there.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that is one thing that is part of our love recipe is our revolution.

Yes, indeed. And our perversion. Debachery. Debachery.

Right. I feel a little bit bad that this place looks so beautiful and we're going to mess it all up. Yeah.

With debachery. And I'm very excited to have this group of lovely guests here tonight of all different kinds. And of course, we just introduced Gypsy Bonobo.

And we have back here a mistress, Erica, who was with us last week and never left. No, she did go home. She changed her clothes, but she's back.

And Lonnie Legend. Ooh, very, very nice. Look at those pasties. She's got the silver pasties, especially for our anniversary.

And Madame Marguerite. Yes, who has a little performance lined up for us that we're going to see in a few minutes. But I also want to introduce Mistress Porcelain Midnight.

Yes. And I'm so excited to have Mistress Porcelain here tonight because she is going to be a mistress of ceremonies at Domcon 2017.

And I am going to be a guest of honor. You're going to be a husband. You're going to be the husband. And I'm going to do the Bonobo way,

the femdoms of the wild, a reprise. So you all got to get up early on Saturday morning, 11.30 a.m. May 20th. And get yourself over to Domcon.

It's the biggest, the greatest gathering of pro-doms and just people that enjoy BDSM, you know, for love, lust, money, whatever, all the different reasons. So, so happy to have you here.

Also, I'm excited because Mistress Porcelain is a double Susie Award winner. We have a lot of Susie Award winners here. She won for Best Books Banking and Most Creative Dom.

And we are excited to have Kristen Craves back. Craves. I always have trouble pronouncing her name. Kristen Craves.

And yeah, it makes sense, like Kristen once. And do we have microphones for anybody yet? Yeah, maybe a few people. Oh, hello, hello.

And I have Jacqueline Dumont, the lovely foot fetish winner. And lovely Rachel, our biblical tempterist. Who played Esther in our Purim Festival. We had a Purim spiel and you were a fabulous Esther.

And now you're all dressed in sparkly silver. And Shamanatrix, Missy Galore is here. Ooh, with her feathers for good luck. And back there is John Barrymore, the naive fool,

with Jasmine the dog. And there's more people. So all kinds of people out there. All kinds of people that we want to have join us up here

and kind of hang out with us. International Roma Day. International Roma Day. And you are a from a Roma.

I'm a from a Roma, right. But this is about the gypsies, the Romans. Yes. Today is international.

And my lawyer is out there somewhere. Yes. Barry Fisher. A great, great guy.

I never should have a big event like this without a lawyer present. We have learned that over the course of a few, let's say visits from the LAPD.

These guys kept me out of prison for a long time. Yes. And when I switched lawyers, I went to jail. But I never make fun of lawyers ever.

No. They're good people. Well, maybe specific lawyers, but not in general. We love lawyers, especially right now.

We need our lawyers. Yes. And here comes Barry Fisher, who also helped me win a nice settlement from the LAPD when they, you know,

kind of came in uninvited. Oh yeah. Have a seat near Trump. Right.

We need a lawyer near him. Give him a microphone, please. Hello, Barry Fisher. Well, thank you for inviting me,

but you invited me because I have silver hair. Yes. Yes. That's right.

We wanted people with silver things. You have the right hair. I contribute. Thank you.

But I thank you for pitching International Roma Day. Yes. Because who's Gypsy? Somebody is Gypsy.

This is Gypsy Bonobo. That's her name. Gypsy Gypsy. You know, but Gypsy Roma is the sort of politically correct

name for the Gypsies. And I work with Gypsies internationally. And we bring you on behalf of all the Gypsy people. All of the Gypsy people.

These are your people, Gypsy. Yes. We wish you a happy anniversary. 25 years.

Thank you. Yes. Wow. That's, I think that's good.

It could be bad luck with the Gypsies. I never know. It's only good. It's only good.

All right. Yeah. You get a pass. And you're going to do a little song that people dance to?

Well, because later we could do that room. Later. All right. When we have some room.

We have some Roma tomatoes upstairs. Yes. Those are good. Roma tomatoes.

We could throw them if the dancers aren't very good. I didn't get that cheat all night. All right. Well, that's great, you know, to have the blessing of the Gypsies.

And, you know, we're all about marriage, the bonobo way, releasing your inner bonobo, releasing your inner animal in, you know, a very consensual and nice way. And I understand we have an animal act tonight.

We sure do. Yes. May I have my pets, please? Pets.

Pets, please. Okay, sit back. Barry, why don't you sit up here? I'm going to, Barry, I'm going to go get my, I'm going to go.

You're the husband. I know I'm the husband, but. What do you need? Bring him what he needs.

I need to go to get my drink. We need Max's drink. Bring Max's drink so that he doesn't leave my side. Okay.

Okay. I think somebody else is bringing the drink. So just move back and, oh, we've got something going on. Okay.

Here she is. Madame Marguerite on Dr. Susan Block.TV, live from Bonoboville. Very happy. There once was a bonobo who thought that he might be homo.

Oh, bonobos are by pretty much, but. But there were bigots. Homos. All over the zoo.

He went to Bonoboville. Confused he was still. And he said, Dr. Susie, what shall I do? I'm confused.

Oh, she said. Well, that'll be 350 a minute. So yeah, welcome to Bonoboville. Welcome my child.

Oh, bonobos are wild. There I am. To yourself. Don't be untrue.

Go find you some pussy. Oh, a pussy cat. But not the kind with a cookie. Oh.

Homotation. Sometimes pussies have penises too. Oh, look at that. Oh, I knew the dogs were coming out.

This liberated ape. He found his prime mate. Oh, you're my prime mate. I'm a prime mate.

And they adopted a gay kangaroo. Dr. Susie, because of you, we all can relax. So sincerely, we're thanking you. Oh, thank you.

Thank you. You are so welcome. Happy anniversary. Wow.

I'm so excited. Do we get to see the animals hump or anything? Little humping. Oh, little humping.

Yeah. Humping. Oh, what have you got under your skirt, you pussy you? Ooh.

That looks like a bonobo cock, actually. Penis. Because they're kind of long and thin. Like carrots.

Yeah. Nice. Let's hear it for Madame Marguerite. Thank you.

And her pussy. And bonobo. Oh, oh. Very nice.

And Madame Marguerite will also be presenting at Domcon. Yes, I will. I think it's at the same time as mine, but you know. You can go back and forth.

Yeah, I don't know. I think mine's at like 12.30, if you're at 11.30. Oh, OK. Mine's at 11.30.

So, hopefully. So, just get your tickets to Domcon and you'll sort it out. Yeah. Yeah, that's going to be a lot of fun.

My class is how to make a man your pet. Oh. How to make a man your pet. All right.

All right. How about a woman? A woman, too. Yeah.

You know, any gender could be a pet. Right. A little pet bonobo. As long as they behave.

All right. Well, he's not behaving. And that is why he is getting stepped on. And, oh, there goes the little micro penis of the little Trump.

Now, I just want to say that one of the secrets to a long and lusty marriage is enjoying each other's company. And really, really liking to be together. And I would say we've been together just these past couple

of days more than Melania and Donald have been together since the inauguration. That is correct. Yeah.

Right, right. So, yeah. We're actually together all the time. All day.

Well, off and on. He goes shopping sometimes. I go shopping twice a week. I'm away for three hours.

Yeah, no, that's, you know, we work together. She's my friend. She's my partner. She's my guide in life.

And she's an extraordinary woman. I mean, really extraordinary. And over all these years, even when I was a fugitive, we were together.

We were. 24 hours a day on what is the name of that phone company? Doesn't exist anymore? No, no, it's still exist.

Oh, Sprint? I don't know. No, no, no, no, no. Anyway, yeah.

So, reach out and touch someone. AT&T. No, no. Well, we would do that.

Bone sex kept us together. What? What is it? A Vonage.

Yeah, right. I used to sit as a fugitive in Con France, overlooking the harbor with my Vonage loudspeaker on. And it would be on literally 24 hours a day,

and I could hear everything that was going on in the office. I say, Mar, don't do that. It was great. It was really great.

It was beautiful. You know, lots of romance. Lots of phone sex too. Yep.

Every night. Phone sex. That's another part of the recipe. Keep that sex going one way or another.

Not always the same way, you know. Different ways to keep it going, you know. So yeah, so I want to propose a toast to Captain Max for steering this ship, my ship, my life,

definitely steering my life, and steering the ship of Bonoboville. And we are a ship of fools for love and lust and the Bonobo way. And without you, we wouldn't be.

Well, you know, one thing that's wonderful about life, it gives you a lot of beautiful things. It also gives you some hunks of shit. Okay.

And so you wake up and you've got a hunk of shit. There's a hunk of tinsel, right? Wow. That's a great hunk of shit.

Okay. So you have to take everything that's given to you by whoever's out there doing whatever they're doing. And you have to look at it and you have to smile.

And you say, you know, you're a beautiful piece of shit. That's what I say. We're going to walk right through it, motherfucker. That's it.

Right through it. We're going to walk. With our safety pins on. Yeah.

With our safety pins on. And once you learn that life gives you all these wonderful things, including this shit, then it's all kind of miraculous because even that little piece of shit changes you.

It empowers you. It's called making lemonade out of lemons. So don't give me no more shit. All right.

So we're accepting toasts, performances, gifts. You know, what do you got back there? Do you have something? You brought something.

And yeah, Sybian rides. Oh, wow. Would you open it? I've got a lollipop to lick.

How many licks does it take? Ooh, silver. Oh, a silver bag. Beautiful.

And so with the theme. I love it. I do like to be thematic. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Here. Where's my silver wallet? It's in the mail.

It's in the mail. I see. Okay. But you know, honey, I always have you carry my purse.

So you don't. Very nice. Thank you. That's that's Luxeville.

I love them. I've got a few that person. Fantastic. That is so we've got silver lollipops out there.

You are going to get totally sick of silver by the end of this evening. So what is over there? I want to see a little package of something.

People. Oh, who brought that? Oh, that's from you and Norrie. All right.

Thank you. And where is Norriekins? Norrie, Norrie, Norrie. Maybe he's playing the piano.

Do you want to open it? I guess. So you could open it. It's from you and Norrie.

Yeah. I'm sitting here keeping the husband here. You know, marriage is very kinky. It's the kinkiest form of bondage there is.

The wedding ring, right? So it's champagne because it's a gorgeous silver bottle. Perfect. And it's a celebratory drink.

Wow. Your life and your love are inspiring. Congratulations to two fantastic people and an amazing couple. Thank you for all of the positivity and pleasure that you

give to the world. Oh, thank you for the champagne. So we should open that. Let's open that.

And we could have some Bonoboville communion with champagne. Can we lick it off of people? Yes. I think that's what we want to do.

Where's Jackie? I don't know. She's ushering people in. Where is she?

Great job. All right. So we need to open that. We need to open it right here, I think.

And here comes Riannan Arons. Come forward. Oh, yes. And Riannan is wearing a starry night of a dress,

very little of a dress. And yes, you were the star, one of the stars of our porum spiel, played Vashti beautifully, got whipped on the cross naked.

And the cross is available for further explorations tonight. So you are volunteering to open our champagne. I am. OK.

So let's see what you can do. Yeah. Let's see if you can pop it. I want to see her pop it.

And can we have some glasses? Glasses. Lovely bartender. We have these glasses filled with.

Two great people. Glitter, yeah. I'm one of the great people. OK, here we go.

Photographers, glitter. OK. And pretty. Let's see.

I think you should open it topless. OK. Watch out Facebook. OK, watch out Facebook.

Facebook. Focus over here. They're pussy, too. Right?

I mean, is that a good idea? Do you need some help? Do you need some help? Uh-oh.

I do, actually. There are a lot of hooks on this bra. And I did slightly dislocate my shoulder putting it on before I left.

Oh, wow. Miss Porcelain to the rescue. Look at Dom Porcelain. Thank you.

Just in this rubber outfit and being so helpful. She's just like her. Those lovely sharp nails.

Hold this. You can just relax. And what are those? Those 34G, something like that?

36G. 36G. I was close. 36G.

Natural. Our first visual present of the evening. Happy anniversary to us. And by the way, Rhiannon was the serving dish

for a beautiful birthday cake from Max. And we're going to have a cake here soon. I have a microphone here. This is not a microphone.

This is a lollipop. And it's from Susie Cakes. Susie Cakes. So we're excited.

Okay, so now we have a topless champagne popper. You can't show this on Facebook. Can't show this on Facebook. Okay, he's not.

No topless champagne drinking on Facebook. Whoa! Oh, and yes. She certainly is coming.

Champagne everywhere. Beautiful. That's hot. That's very hot.

Okay, so I have my hands full. So you take that, darling. Okay, so yeah, I'm toasting you. My husband.

My prince. My captain. My butler. My great love and my prime mate.

Oh, here comes some more. Okay. Here comes some more. Here comes some more.

So since you're such a great champagne popper, would you like to be an altar girl? Whoa. Very good.

We're already starting to mess up the set. Very nicely. Who would like to take Bonoboville communion, or perhaps you could choose someone?

Where's Gypsy? Actually, let's do it, double. Let's do a Gypsy and a Kristen. Huh?

You up for it? No. You don't like champagne? Okay.

I don't. You don't. How could you not like champagne? All right.

So now, where's my salt? Me and the captain. It's only me and the captain. I never cheat on him.

So you left to go? Is that it? Right now? I'll be back.

Okay. Well, hurry. Okay. Okay.

So you sit here. All right. And Gypsy will come forward here. You stay here.

And, oh my, that's quite a lot of champagne for you to, for me to waterboard you with, considering all the work you have to do. Oh, you help.

Yes. Oh, yes. All right. And now, you can lick the altar.

There we go. Gypsy Bonobo. And we're salting up the altar. Yes.

And whoops. And now back against those beautiful booblets here. Hold this now, since I have to hold this. And here we go.

Down. Lean back. This is waterboarding. Bonobo style.

With that kind of waterboarding, we will get the truth out of our so-called enemies. Operation shock and awe. Yes, indeed.

Well, this is, we're communing, Bonoboville Communion. And we're, I guess, going to have another communion before the husband gets back.

So, would someone else, would you like to do communion? Always. Okay, look at, why don't you model your little outfit here. This is Lonnie Legend.

Oh my. It's kind of lovely pretty ears. Such a pretty little outfit. Such a pretty little outfit that you win the prize,

which is a new pair of G-string panties. Yay. But you have to put them on. Yeah, I was going to ask.

Can I wear them now? Yes. And so, we are going to have a little striptease right now. Lonnie Legend.

Ooh la la. Oh yes. Look at that. Perfect ass.

And well, very entertaining. This is what I call 25th wedding anniversary entertainment. And look, my husband has grown boobs. It's good to mix it up.

And here she is putting on her little silver G-string to be totally matching. Ooh, she's got a tail now too. Glitter all over her butt.

It's one of those kind, very skimpy. Oh yeah. Yeah, you got a little glitter up your ass girl. Tinsle, yeah, more glitter.

Oh, look at her. Beautiful. Let's hear it for Lonnie Legend. So would you like to be an altar or a Bonoboville communer?

Because now you're over 21. You used to only be able to be an altar because you weren't allowed to drink. Then I think I'll take advantage and take a... You're going to take one.

All right, so from one of our ladies here or your choice. Oh, the altar that's already prepared. Okay, Rihanna, you have the altar here. And I have the salt.

So come forward, young lady, and take your communion. I think you should take off this black thing. Yeah, take off. Don't put too many clothes on.

Maybe... That's much better. Oh, yes. And now lick the altar and show how spiritual you are.

Yes. And now we salt the altar. Oh, I need some champagne and I need a glass. Thank you here.

You could pour just a bit, not too much because she did just turn 21. Okay, so did you lick? Oh, you licked. Okay, then lean back against the altar.

Hold my sugar dick there. Waterboarding. Bonobo style. Yes, indeed, for Lonnie Legend.

That's right. And looking lovely in her silver anniversary G-string. And oh, I see someone that you met on your first night in Bonoboville, Lonnie Legend. Yes, Ron Jeremy Mayer of Bonoboville.

Come on over here amongst all the hot girls. And of course, Drumpf. He's wearing a skirt though. Here he is, Ron Jeremy.

And you remember, of course, this Lonnie Legend. How could you forget? Where are you from, actually? I forgot. You got Hawaiian?

I don't know. I'm from New York mostly. Got it. Me too. Yeah, you're both from New York.

I say I'm from Queens. My friends are from normal parents. Queens. And you remember our Queen Vashti, of course.

Of course. You parted the Red Sea. Now the appropriate holiday for that would be coming up Passover. But we did it on Porm a little early, the parting of the Red Sea.

We are. You have the greatest parties, I gotta tell you. Oh, thank you. Ron Jeremy.

All these great parties are Sausage parties. He goes to a lot of parties. This is more girls than guys. Just the way we like it.

Just the way we like it. I'm gonna gradually have some guys come up here. Who needs them? They just get in the way. Well, I'm sure you think so.

Mr. Bonetown. Yeah. Bonetown, USA. Okay, did you bring your harmonica?

To play us an anniversary wedding song. There's the husband. Come on back. He's getting his fortification.

And brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. Here he is, the mayor of Bonoboville on harmonica. Next time I'll be violent. I have a violent too.

Ron Jeremy. Oh, it's a simple song. It's not exactly Beethoven. It goes a little something like this.

That's the anniversary song with the birthday melody, right? He's got a good fellow. There you go. I'm having fun.

John Popper from Blue's Traveler, something we had to play. Well, don't disappear, Rhiannon. You should make way somewhere in here. Hello, hello, hello, hello.

Can you come here and chuck these things out? There's no way not to vote. Did you hear our anniversary song played by Ron Jeremy? Ron is the mayor of Bonoboville.

Absolutely. And he does it from the goodness of his heart. We don't pay the mayor. The voting was very close.

We did the whole voting for who would be the mayor of Bonoboville. The close contest was close. He donates his salary to the poor. Thank God, thank God for Long Beach.

The extra territory helped, you know. And John Barrymore is here. I think John Barrymore wants to propose a toast. Stand up.

John Barrymore of the Barrymore family. There he is. To Dr. Suzy, Max, two of my favorite people. 25 years, congratulations.

Congratulations. The two practice marriages probably helped. I'm sorry. What really helped is when she came and sold me an ad

for her new radio show, which was in 1984. First she sent in this old Jewish guy. Actually he wasn't Jewish. She just seemed Jewish.

She seemed Jewish. And a couple of days later. From KIEV Radio, Glendale, Los Angeles. Conservative radio.

A couple of days later they called me in my office. There's a woman out here. And short shorts. Susan Block.

I had my door was sort of open. She had these very short shorts. I said, oh, yeah, okay. Well, sure.

Let's talk to her. And she came in. And she says, hi, I'm Susan Block. And I have this new radio show.

And you're buying an ad. I said, yeah, of course I am. I'm buying an ad. And I actually fell in love with her at that moment.

But I was married. And I'm a good kid. So nothing happened. Then I got divorced and I got remarried.

And I still was in love with her when nothing happened. And then finally my second wife threw a bottle at me. That didn't. That didn't.

I said, honey, I'll see you later. And she was on the air and I called her up. And I said, my wife threw a bottle at me. Could you come see me?

I was rich then. I had a pen out. Yeah, I came to see you for your money. Right.

Could you come see me after when you're done with the broadcast. And then she came up and we started to make out. Wasn't all in that order? Well, sort of in that order.

He just remembers the highlights. Yeah, yeah. I don't know what bottle was thrown at him. Was it a bottle of Dom Perignon?

What was that bottle? That bottle? No. I think it was like a flower pot.

And it was a two-book truck or something. And yeah, so anyway, we've been making out ever since. Aw. We have.

And it's great. Congratulations. Thank you, John. Thank you.

Thank you. I just want to know, Lonnie Legend, are you one of Superman's girlfriends? She should be. Too long to get that joke.

Is that a girlfriend of Superman that we... They're all LL. LL. Oh, Lois Lane and Lion Lang.

Even the mermaid. Okay, I'm glad I asked that because there are other ignorant people like myself out there who didn't get that joke. And Ron, the reason he doesn't need any more men is a one-man sausage fest.

Nicely said. One-man sausage fest. Kosher sausage. Because that's what happens when you're born a...

a Jew. Welcome to the club. Nice to be here. And, yeah, he played Mordecai in our Purim festival.

And in ours, Mordecai got together with Bashti. Part of the Red Sea. So, when I was talking to him, he said, I said, you like sushi because we're going to have sushi tonight.

He said, well, no, I love sushi. He said, what is everybody else going to eat? Me. I bet she tells that joke all the time.

So a toast requires a drink? A toast. Cheers. All right.

We're toasting. Hold on, Susan, I got to make the microphone Jewish. Now that's a joke he tells all the time. Okay, so I'm taking toasts.

Nobody wants to toast us. Nobody. Yes, yes. Okay, come here, Shamanatrix, Missy Galore,

in her feathers and colors. Yes, yes. She lups up the goodness. It's not just her.

There's thousands of spirits behind her. Yes. That is true. She is a Shamanatrix.

That is true. All the cosmos is dripping divine nectar from the ethers into this womb room to sanctify your union on this 25th bloom.

I'm feeling that divine nectar just percolating between my legs. There's no missiles coming out of that. True that.

So I would like to present you with a, this is a tantric trident or a fluff wand. It is really, yeah, it's 36th century technology.

Meaning, not only does it go great like this, you can actually, you can arrange these any way that they need to be for your convenience.

That's so cute. Thank you. Thank you. Fluff the goodness.

And for you. Fluff the goodness. Oh, I'm getting something also. Oh, look at that.

My first gift. Just for you. This is actually, I mean, obviously they're both for both of you

because we bless up your love and your love is the juicy gift that keeps coming into yumminess for all of us.

So we thank you for that. Right, everybody? Yumminess. Their love just shows us the way.

So this cosmic fluff wand, this is a two become one. Fluff wand. They used to have that.

See that over there? This is a two become one in the juicy yumminess of Bonoboville.

Thank you, Chef B.Live and Daniel Watts for introducing us to Chaminatrix, Missy Gavore. Shout out Cosmic Family Unites.

Tickle, tickle, tickle. Because the more love and joy that you share, the more goodness radiates everywhere. And this is how we ignite love allusion

and become the Bonoboville solution for all beings to remember that love is the way and allow this petty trump-drump-ness

to compost itself in the garden, you know? And then we can just fertilize that shit with the new crop that we grow.

That's what we're doing. Absolutely. And we honor you for that. I honor you for that.

Thank you. Your love is the transformation from shit to wake us up,

to revolution. Absolutely. And maybe the example for all nations to find innovative ways

to express the juicy love that is in your heart. Yes, and hopefully we'll do that before it's too late.

Juicy love in my heart. I think that's in my pants. Yeah. So there it is.

Here's to an infinite return of your love together. Blessing us up forever. We love you.

Thank you. Chaminatrix, Missy Gavore. Thank you. And on the line right now

we have Citizen LA, George from Citizen LA, who covered our anniversary a couple years ago, actually.

Does he tell us, does he send a gift? I don't know. We're going to ask him.

George from Citizen LA, are you on the line? Hello, George. George.

There you are. Hello, hello. Hello. Hello, hello, hello.

Hello. There's our great technology. Can you hear me, Citizen? Yes.

We can hear you, yes. We can hear you. Can you hear us is the issue. Welcome to the 25th anniversary

show, George, from Citizen LA. That has always covered Bonoboville in a great way. Very pro bonobo.

Thanks a lot. Turn the music down. Now's not the time for the music when we can't hear the guy.

Hi. Okay. Are you there? Yes.

First of all, congratulations. Yeah. Thank you. We got that.

No. Absolutely. Captain. Max.

Yes. Citizen, you know what? From the minute that I met two people and cared deeply about each other.

It's one of those rarities. And, you know, it's in my mind that you two, it's super important to be talented.

You know, you're a person. You have feelings, you know? You're not just this super intelligent doctor, the radio.

We're not just intelligent, right? There's depth in, and it's just really great that you've been around, you know, for so long.

It's really great. We're old, too. Thank you, George. George, we love you.

And thank you so much for covering Bonoboville in Citizen LA. We appreciate that.

We're not like Trump. We love the media. Yeah. Even the snarky media.

But George is not snarky media. George is true media. But I want to say something else, George. Yes, sir.

I not only love this woman, and she loves me, but I love the universe. And I love people.

I love you. Yes. That's the universe. For us, is that right?

The universe just said they loved you. Well, now that we find out that there's gazillions and billions of universes, okay?

Yes. But right now we live on this rock that's floating around space with some crackpots shooting each other

with rockets and all kinds of mayhem and murder and bloodshed. You hear that?

They're talking about you, Trump. Yeah, boo. And not only. The last five presidents of this country

have been bombing fucking Iraq. Yeah. There's nothing out there but sand. Well, some people.

Now we sent missiles over there and Trump, he gets on the phone and he calls the Russians and he goes, hey, you know what?

We're going to bomb you, okay? With big bombs, right? And so he tells the other guy Assad,

they're going to bomb us, okay? So it's like a Mussolini movie. So these guys now have so they move all their shit off the airport, right?

Well, that's good. All the planes and everything else. And so... And the people.

And the people. Actually, they had a dinner there. They had a dinner. They invited a lot of Turks

and people they didn't like for dinner. But they didn't get killed. No, no.

Nobody was killed. And the bombs came. And they were wiped out. But they hit

six non-functioning jets. But you know the real point of it was to just blow up

some old Tomahawk missiles so they could buy new ones. Of course. With that big budget.

Yeah, that's it. Anyway, so our work here for these 25, 27 years

has been to to try to bring some sanity to the world. Okay.

Peace through pleasure. And a lot of people think that we're rich and a lot of people think this we live in a community

of wonderful people. And we're all here for one purpose and one purpose only.

To have fun. Yeah, let's have some fun. Pleasure, Alicia. How much time do we have

before we have to take a break? How much time? Right now. We have to take a break right now.

Is that it? Oh my gosh. Thank you, George, of Citizen LA.

And everybody, we're going to be just a couple minutes and then we're going to be back with more Bonoboville communion.

Hopefully, Mistress Porcelain will give some hot, sexy spankings. Don't say nothing nasty about us. Otherwise, I'm going to go to your printer

and tell them not to print you. Don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back.

Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way inspired by my love

for the make love, not war, great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions including face to face.

But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war. Really.

They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure.

With the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special partly because they just are

and partly because they're very, very close to us. Almost 99% genetically similar to us when it comes to being human. Even being humane.

Bonobos can teach us so much which brings me to us and more specifically to you. Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free?

Would you like to tap into the hot natural sex energy within you? Bet you would. So you can better enjoy the pleasures in life

and cope with the pain. You know, the pain. And have more orgasmic, organic, sustainable sex.

Who doesn't want that? Greater lust, greater trust and better anger management. And who couldn't use a little bit of that these days?

So get the book, learn the bonobo way. You'll be glad you did. Then you'll want to join Bonoboville, a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends.

And one last thing, the real bonobos are highly endangered. So a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups

working to save the wild bonobos from extinction, read the bonobo way and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times

and improve your love life. Sisters, we are going to have a Sybian ride for Masturbation Month. So you've never been on a Sybian before?

No, I've never been on one before. Okay. Now you are ready to ascend the throne. Mr. Tracy, you are going to ride

God's machine now. Put one leg right here, put the other right here and just position yourself comfortably.

Put your clip right here. Okay, so here she goes. Uh-oh. Have you ever ridden a Sybian, by the way?

Oh, I have. Many a time. My favorite horse to ride. Have Sybian yoga and experience it

to the fullest. Go for the G-spot, go for the clip, go for whatever works. Someone can come from their nipples.

We've got Regina Rado. Right in the Sybian. Wow, holy shit. That does the job.

Sybian strikes again. Yes, I do say that when it feels good. Live on DrSuzi.tv from the womb room in Bonoboville.

Ride on, cowboy. Take a deep breath, deep breath. Relax. Relax.

We never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian celebrate and masturbation month. Yes! Hallelujah!

Sonne le matine ding-dong Ah, oui, oui, oui. Come on.

A sister of a woman. Look at that face. That is a beautiful thing. Thank you, Dr. Susan Block, your wonderful human being.

Wonderful human being, Dr. Susan Block. Thank you. I think we have orgasm, Houston. And let's have a hand.

We have lift-off. We have lift-off. Dang it. Elle va éjaculer. Oui, oui, oui, oui.

Okay, we're gonna come. Testify, sister Penny. Testify. That you masturbate.

And you are not ashamed. How was it? What's your report? My vagina is so tingly right now. It feels like pop rock.

I'm just gonna take this home. I think it's bigger than your little body. That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen. Can I leave now?

Like, I'm ready. Come on. I still think I could easily get this one. Where's the husband?

We got the simian. You don't need the husband. Oh, my God. Whoa, whoa. Don't let her fall over.

Whoa. Hey, darling girl. I love you. That's my girl.

All right. You're listening to Radio Suzy 100 World Wide Web. So yay or nay. Here she is.

All right, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. I think we are back in Bonoboville. Whoo. With the 25th wedding anniversary of me and my baby.

Yeah. And we're so excited. We have all these little performances and toasts and fun things.

By the way, Jack Hammer has just joined us. We're very excited. Fabulous porn star, kink icon. Jack Hammer is here.

It's like a Vivian Hammer, one of our lawyers. Vivian Hammer. Yeah, right, right. Hammer's a solid name.

What happened to Trump? Are you sitting on his balls? What happened to Trump? I wouldn't give him the pleasure,

but let's bring him back here so we can torture him properly. Yeah. He's in his... There's his little micro pee-pee.

Mr. Porcelain is the best Trump torturer, so I'm going to let... He's surrounded by pussies, buddy. Has no hands, not even the small ones.

And not even a chance as well. He gets no chance or hands. You know, some people think that anybody that's in this business

is some kind of a freak. But the fact is that everybody in this business is a total revolutionary. That's how to say,

let's change the fucking world. Yeah. Let's change it. And there ain't going to be no fucking rednecks

or rushed dates or any of that shit. Okay? Because you're not sending us back 70 years.

Because the pussycat's out of the bag. That's right. And then he ain't going back in. And even if you grab it, we're out.

Right. We have unleashed the pussycat. Here comes Ron Jeremy. All right.

So... Yeah. Make way for the icon. Oh, yeah.

Here he is with the silver dick. He's got a silver tongue. We know that. And a silver dick.

We need a microphone before he speaks from that silver tongue. This is my... You know, this is my...

My supporter. If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter. That's right. It's a little too small though on the top.

A little small. It's just a spear. Nine and three-quarter inches. Somebody cut off half of his balls.

This guy's great. This guy goes gladiator. He goes gladiator movies. Remember the film 300?

That movie 300? The guys should have thrown this. They just toss it. It flies through the air.

Slow motion. Slow motion. He sent 50 of those penises to Iraq. And the guys turn around

and get inserted. Goes in the Trump's mouth. It's too bad he didn't just send penises instead of tomahawk whistles.

They hear this noise. Wow, son of a bitch. Ron, Ron, those aren't the balls. That's a dimple or something.

It's accurate for length. Listen to these guys. It starts down at the floor.

Silver penis on our silver anniversary. It is the year of the cock brothers and sisters, which is the Chinese year of the rooster.

So I guess we can't get enough cock. But we are going to have some entertainment.

We have the fabulous Mistress Porcelain here and I think she's going to

do... She's now got the magic silver dick in her hand and shake that ass, baby.

I just want to note that we need a microphone for her to speak. Someone could hold that mic

for her, perhaps. Yes. So this is a great outfit and

what are you going to do now? I'm going to beat someone with this. You're going to beat someone with that. Wow.

All right. I don't know if the previous volunteer is ready for that. I can't wait to see what happens.

We do have a volunteer. Oh, yes. Mistress Erica. Come forward, Mistress Erica.

Mistress Erica is back and I made a request for toplessness and it's my anniversary.

She has way too many clothes on. Let's take some of those clothes off. Yes.

She was very dominant last week. She dominated our birthday boy until she didn't. And now she is

Mistress Porcelain's play toy. Play toy. I like that. I got to play. Much better.

And Dr. Suzy, I wanted to say before we play. Yes. Say before you play. I am so honored

to always be here on your show. Thank you for having me. Thank you for being here, Mistress Porcelain. Thank you.

And I wanted to say thank you to the both of you for giving everyone such an outlet to Be Who You Are

where you can come here. Be Who You Are. It doesn't matter your sex, gender and just be free. Thank you. Yay. Well, we are happy

to do that. And it keeps our marriage hot. I mean, you know, it gives us something to do.

And also, you know, people have been intermingling and fucking each other and running across state borders and running on ships.

This is nothing new. You know, we should be inclusive and understand that that's our history. Well, I don't think people should

judge us whether, you know, whatever our orientation is, whatever we look like, whether we have tattoos, boobs, penises, whatever. It doesn't

matter. And I think it's amazing that we can come here, truly be our true selves and express who we are. And thank you so much

for giving us the opportunity. Hey, thank you for taking it by the balls. Yes. Because it keeps

us young. Yes. Is the mist just wearing any underwear or just curious? Yes. They're mine.

Can you do that again? That was quick. Yes. They're mine. Nice. Oh, a microphone.

What should I... I want you to put your head in between ronds. You're going to go get a drink.

This is going to be a multi... Wow. There we go. Very suggestive right there. She's met the groin before.

They're on first name basis. Very good. Come keep his seat warm. They're actually friends, her face, my Schmeckl. Now they are.

I think the Schmeckl's met a few people. I think he has a lot of friends. They're at a party, they met A lot of friends. Can you spell

Mike's house boys and girls? Okay. Nice arch. She's definitely dick slapping.

Who doesn't love a dick slap? You know, if you take that dildo, put capillaries in it, it becomes a penis. This is capillaries,

a couple of veins. Balls on balls. No. Definitely dick slapping.

Oh, I think you should hit her harder. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. During the day, that doubles up as a mop.

We have... A very heavy blogger, actually. This is kind of a heavy one. And we have a paddle.

Yes. We should have... And we have a Jux Leather belt. Nice. And a book.

Oh, yes. Don Porcelain is the winner of the Best Bonobo Way Book Spankings. Whoa!

My goodness. Is that okay? How are you feeling? You're enjoying that.

Look at that smile. She's keeping that back arch going. Isn't that word like mercy if it's too much? What's the word you say?

She's red. How are you feeling, honey? How are we doing? Are you sure? Are you okay?

You want me to sit down for a week? Friends like her who needs enemas. Come on! That's funny, you bastards.

And that's the Jux Leather belt. And now we have the Don Porcelain hands. Spanking that ass. Whoa!

And you thought anal sex was challenging. And now the Bonobo Way Book Spanking.

The famous book spanking. Oh, yes. A whack after my own heart. Now she's being spanked with a Bonobo book.

Whack it. She's being spanked with a Bonobo book. Read it or get read by it. Yes!

Nicely said. Oh, and she is getting read by it. Yes, indeed.

I think Shakespeare got started this way. Oh, yes. Books made great spanking panels.

You never have to leave the library. How are you doing, honey? How are you doing? Okay, let's hear it for

Erica and Mistress Porcelain Midnight. And of course

the Bonobo Way. Okay. Read it or get read by it. Beautiful.

Oh, yes. Ron. People familiar with your Schmeckl, would you call that a non-exclusive club?

Say it again. Would you call that a non-exclusive club? People acquainted with your Schmeckl.

Non-exclusive fun. Plug! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, sure.

Yeah. We have boobs galore. Do I get like a button and a t-shirt then? Yeah.

Membership? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're all members. So you are going to get a sparkly thing done to you

and it is the night of sparkles. And we have Ryan Mantioni in the house

who's going to come forward. Ryan. Where is Ryan? Maybe not.

No, he disappeared. Oh, from behind. From behind. Take us from behind.

Yes. Here he is. With his... Yeah, you didn't know you were going to have dentistry done.

If you look at that control that says fast, very fast, and dearly beloved, we're gathered here today. Here we are.

Little Lonnie Legend. Okay, put a microphone in front. Hold everything. So now that thing shoots electricity

through me. I left the water running in my apartment. It's highly adjustable though. It doesn't have to hurt.

It can just be sensation. Does that look like a taser? Oh, not at all. No, tasers could stop a heart.

We're not messing with anything that dangerous right now. Good. We're not insured for that. No, it's much more mild than that.

But it is interesting. Here we go. It won't be that. Don't be too scared. Are you scared?

A little bit. But you had it done to you as a test, right? And how was the test? It was interesting.

We'll see how far we get with interesting. Is there anywhere where I shouldn't touch? No, I can't imagine. You scared, Ron?

What does sushi mean around here? Does that mean something? It means a lot of things around here. All right.

Here we go. We all need a microphone. Okay, here we go. This is Lonnie Legend

getting tickled a little bit with fingers. I guess. I don't think the electrical play has quite started.

Oh, it started. Oh, I see. She's getting tickled. I can do a brief history.

So this is not the spark kind. No, we have to really turn it up. Okay. So we're just

basically watching him grope her, which is nice. We all like to watch. Oh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's holding a current. We do have a lot of electrical things here. The Violet 1

was invented in the Victorian era as a medical device and was originally used for gynecological treatments.

So we're vibrators for that matter. Yes. You see it now most often if you get a galvanic facial.

It's the same apparatus exactly that they use in the spa. I wish my gynecologist would use a vibrator on her.

Oh, God, I was telling us. A whole speculum thing, a lot more fun. All right. So let's hear it for Rai Mantioni and Lonnie Legend

and Electrical Play with the fingers and where is Max

the anniversary boy? Bring him back. Max, I'm sitting in your seat. You don't want me to take it all night.

Okay, because we're going to have a song, I think. But I need to get Max a million back. Where is

the love boat? Hey, where's the captain of the love boat? Maybe he sunk the ship. Thank you, Ryan.

Ryan. The thing is, Susie, he's not just in love with you. He's in love with everybody.

I know. I have to share him with Bonoboville. But right now, he's her cum bar. So, Lonnie,

how did that feel? I'm still kind of tingling all over, especially the nipple. Tingle, tingle. Yeah. Oh, did he do it on your nipple?

No, no, no. We passed the electricity through her in there. Through you.

That's almost got you going like the Sybian did. Just conduct it even more, don't they? Yeah.

Are you sensitive? We could keep going with this. Here he is. How's your return?

Here is Max. You're back. And happy anniversary, captain. Are you having great fun?

Who is whaling you? Is his microphone on? I can't hear. Can we turn the mic on there?

Back there. Professional organization, as you can see. Okay. Who's on? Are we on?

So, we're ready for the musical section of the show. Although you missed Ronnie's harmonica. No, no, I didn't miss it.

Oh, and we really didn't know if you didn't hear from Jack. I said hello to Jack. And you brought us a book.

Yes, I brought you a book because I've seen your lovely library before. Okay, but we don't have you mic'd. Something's working.

Sometimes, it's kind of broken. So, I brought you a book. Okay. Written by my friend, Gisli.

Oh, yeah. Gisli. I'm also in it. Oh, ooh.

Short essays about people in porn or kinky or something like that. And they were either...

The erotics. He disappeared again. Okay. What? Max. He's going to the helm.

Okay, well, we love people in porn. We should do. And we're very happy to have been on the front lines

of the war against Prop 60. That's our kind of war. Fighting for our rights. And we won. Max, come on up here.

We're going to have Iqor perform. Thanks to Free Speech Coalition. Hey, thanks to the Free Speech Coalition. And Gisli did a lot of work there.

And so did you, of course. And also Susie Q. And yeah, Susie Q was here. Are there erotic stories in there

that you'd like to maybe tell us about? There are more essays of everyone that's been... Involved in the industry, sex industry?

Involved in the industry, like, outed non-consensually or consensually. Like, dealing with their family, thinking my story's in there

about how I was outed and the consequences of it losing my job. Yeah.

That's why we have Bonoboville and Dr. Susie. Yes. We try to help out with that sort of thing. People are constantly being judged

in our society. You know, the Bonobo way is very natural. Openness.

Sharing. Female empowerment. Bisexuality. But these things are very

kind of touchy subjects in most human societies. And it has been that way since the advent of farming,

but that's another story. So in the meantime, we are going to

have our Rapstar, the wolf. Give us a song.

There he is. He's got his Bonoboville t-shirt and maybe Lonnie Legend and Gypsy can help him off

with that beautiful Bonoboville t-shirt. Because we love the Bonoboville t-shirt. But we love what's underneath even more.

Ron, you might want to close your eyes. There's a lot of man for women. Nice. Alright.

Mike. Who's Mike? Mike. I want to just say real quick

thank you to Dr. Block and Max and this is a beautiful thing that you have going and you provide so much for so many people

on so many levels, you know? Well, you provide. I mean, it's a beautiful thing. We all provide.

It's a participatory provisory. There's a lot of us that say you're not taking this country away from us. We built it.

And I know you're in the rust belt and all that, but this is America and we need to

include everyone in this country and around the world because it's happening anyway. People are crossing borders.

There's all kinds of... He needs to talk with his hands. I'm Italian. Can we join hands?

Yeah, that's good. Now I'm a Roman. Yeah. Everybody say bonobo.

Bonobo. Bonobo. Clap your hands. Clap your hands.

Let me hear you say bonobo. Bonobo. Bonobo. Bonobo.

Y'all ready though? I need all the sexy ladies up here tonight. Give me some of that volume.

Marge in the back. I can't hear. I can't hear. Yeah.

There you go. Come on. That's okay. Look how she shake that thing.

Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low. Yeah, that girl can go. Come on. Look how she shake that thing.

Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it bang. Yeah, that girl can go. She got me watching, like we're stalking

within the smooth way she made me say damn. Thick like jam. Ten-time down piece added up. What up though? Just to make my presence known.

I'm a wolf off Roman. I'm in your zone. I'm blown by the way she move that thing. Shake that thing. Make it bang. The whole room shake from an ass.

Quick damn. Baby, you got that pop. That's still the show. Get low. Everybody on the floor. Dooms be taking it. Why she shaking it?

Back that thing up. Beep, beep, beep. She bang. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang.

Look how she drop it low. Yeah, that girl can go. Come on. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing.

Bang. Look how she make it bang. Yeah, that girl can go. Bang. Everybody stops. And look at her pop.

That thing. Bang. Got him ready to spin some dope. Oh, yo. We up in Bonobo. They showing me love dub after dub.

With a freaky lap dance. I don't even know, but this night for show. That deal. She ill. She tell to keep your bills and strap on.

Hold on real tight to these styles and ride this thrill. I'm in it for the whole night. So give it to me. Let me have it. No static. Throwing baddest in the club right here.

Yes, sir. I ain't lying. I'm buying. She kinda like that. She bad. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang.

Look how she drop it low. Yeah, that girl can go. Look how she shake that thing. Look how I didn't move that thing.

Look at my knee. Don't stop. Cause she got me turned by the way she pop. In the way she pop.

She got me hot. So don't stop. Go work that body. Work that body. Make sure you don't hurt nobody. Cause everybody watching her do her thing.

Shake that thing. Make it bang. Bang. Bang. I'm so mesmerized. So hypnotized. By the way, she shake her ass and thighs.

Gave me a ride. So I had to buy more rounds. She put it down. But she kept me up all night this chick. She bad. She the bomb.

Yes, she dynamite. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low.

Yeah, that girl can go. Dude, she be taking it while she's shaking it back. That thing up. She bang.

Come on, y'all. Look how she make it bang. That girl can go. Come on. Look how she shake that thing.

Look how she move that thing. Look at my knee. Yeah, go. Come on, y'all. Say bonobo.

Yeah, say bonobo. Say bonobo. Say Dr. Block. Say Dr. Block.

Say Max. Say Max. Yeah, they bad. Y'all dead.

You caught a wolf. 25, y'all. How about we are one? If you want that.

Everybody should get up and dance now. Okay. Yes. Let's take it on a serious note.

Because my man Max loves to talk political. And the politics that he talk is really about being unified and being one. Because we are one.

Everybody throw the ones up for bonobo bill. For yourself. And for the world that we live in. You get it?

Oh, I can get it popping. I can be grimy, greasy, real easy. Believe me, that's nothing. Been on them blocks, chopping in spots.

Evading the cops till I got pop. My handcuffs is on my wrist. Sit down a minute. Think about it while I'm in the thinking.

I got shit to finish earth. Knees me, I'm handcuffed. And I won't stop giving the props. Throwing a piece and showing my love.

And all the above, that's what I'm all about. Now let the wolf shout. I love y'all. Now let it trickle down.

Let it fall like the seasons. Good peeps don't need reeds under, be nice. That's for them souls who's cold as ice. And I don't think twice I got six.

Take six more steps to have your 12. Mama, daddy, elders raise me well. With integrity was led to my humanity. It's gonna take the man and me.

Too confident. Throw the ones up, y'all. Come on, give me some more volume. Yeah, yeah.

Together. In a twine. Oh, yes, together. Oh, we storm the weather.

We are one. We are one. They're gonna understand, understand. I know sometimes society and life can feel like

a bad storm. Infinite thunder and lightning, but you keep striking, keep fighting, sticking and moving. Showing and proving that just with a little piece,

life can go a long way. So whoops here to help pave the way for more peace. We already got warm in our own streets. From here to the Middle East and to brawl with them down

for the cause. Ben had my call of humanity. It's gonna take the man and me. Too confident.

Two-part rest in peace. Rep the belly of the feast. I ain't shocked because I got love to spread. If love is my butter, then earth is my bread.

Let's eat in peace like kings and queens. We feast and sing. Can we all just get along? Rodney King and Doc Martin Luther.

I'm still pushing no dream because we are what? Throw the ones up, y'all. One, one, one, one, one. Yes.

Doing I. We can still be sexy with it though. You feel me? Look at this. In a twine together.

Yes, we storm this weather. We are one. We are one. Check it out.

I guess I won't see the peace that I need until I reach the streets of the G-O-D. Until then, I'm going in. Swimming, P-O-L, yep, I'm that guy.

I swam by, I said hi, and then left. Water bubbles, the world is in trouble. So bartender, give them a double glass of integrity.

Mix with a shot of humanity. The ultimate boy to make an ultimate for the sake of mankind. We need an intertwined ratio of shine. Elevator, mind.

We didn't hit the finest line. Cush, lungs, push, low to the world. Reach to a man, warm and touch your boy. Touch your girl.

You don't want to stay big up to Penn State. Throw that one man's hate. Still your school state. I think that school's great.

So go kids, educate, graduate, demonstrate that we are what? One. Education, y'all, is the key. Go to school. Keep that education.

You won. You know what I'm saying? No racial divide. Look at all this. Look at this room. Look at this room.

All our shapes, sizes. We are one. We are one. It's all of our 25th wedding anniversary.

Yes. Rocky with the... Yes. Doctor Black Maxwell. Doctor Black Max.

Yeah. Whatever you all want. Ok, well wait, what do we get here?

You want to open a present? We are gonna open a present. So, yes, and died, and... I registered in Macy's for this,

but I heard you're closing down. So, this is actually from a very beautiful woman. Right. We won't say who.

How can I tell? I'm just looking at the package, and I can see her. Yes. You wanna look in here?

Could be a man trapped in here. I don't know. It could be bubble bath. Don't give me bubble bath.

I hope it's not like that. All right, it's very wrapped. It's very wrapped. I fucking love you.

Yeah. Likewise. I love you too. I love you.

I fucking love you. Oh, that's very nice. Thank you, Ms. V. When is the fucking part, sir?

Okay. And let's get Sherry Rose up here in Tuesday Connor, I see out there, and whoever else I don't see,

that wants to just say hi. Come on up here. Come up. All right.

Hello, this is Tuesday Connor, the luscious and voluptuous Tuesday Connor, and here is the lovely Mistress Sherry Rose. Yay.

Here, get a microphone. Sherry always has something pithy to say. These are all old revolutionaries, okay? I don't know.

Turn it on. Put it, give it. Okay. Can somebody make some room for her to sit down, please?

That would be nice. Careful. Fall on the wires. Everyone's in their very teetery high heels.

I appreciate all the high heels, by the way. All I can say is in this world of so much one night stands, which is not bad. We love one night stands.

We do, but or just cookups or whatever. You guys are such an inspiration for everybody who really knows what love is, and you express it, not just for yourselves,

but you spread it for everybody, and it's just wonderful, and I feel honored to be in your presence. Oh, would you inspire us, Sherry Rose?

Yes, we do, Sherry. You were a long time. You guys are doing it. You're perverting a lot of wonderful people.

And so did your consort, Bob Flanagan, and Spire, us, I actually met him before Maddox. But you're continuing on in ways far beyond what Bob and I did.

You're just, and you're still doing it, and I love that. Well, we're still alive. You're still alive.

And we, and in the words of Bob Flanagan, keep breathing, and that's what we're doing. And keep fucking, right? Yes, we are, we're breathing and fucking up

Absolutely. All right, wonderful, wonderful night. Thank you so much. Thank you, Sherry Rose.

Yes, indeed. Okay, well, I think Christine Craves is all naked here. We got her naked really fast over here. Not completely yet, but.

Not completely. You better get in there. You want to get completely naked? That would be great.

Come on, we're waiting. No, you don't want me to get naked. Megan. We did get a chance to play with her boobies.

She has very nice boobies. Her boobies are rectangular. Mm, beautiful. She was at our Poram Shpil.

Yes, I was. It was very, it was fun. And you were a beautiful harem girl. Yeah.

Well, anyway. Do you want me to get naked? You know, I'm all for everybody doing whatever they want to entertain and to enjoy,

to celebrate and masturbate, copulate, educate. And there is Michael, who I'm seeing. Hello, Michael, grab a microphone.

This is Michael Wisnu, artist. And photographer of celebrities. And skirt wearer. Very nice.

That's a kill. That's a kill classy. I know it's a kill. And you know it's a kill.

So I thought I'd give you a toast. A toast. You were asking. All right.

Wisnu with you, toasting you to Dr. Suzy and Captain Max, a long history and bountiful her story, melding the intellectual with the sexual, controversial and commercial,

expressive and progressive. I wish you a fruitful future of ever expanding innovation as warriors for freedom, truth, and justice. Blessed be in light and love.

Thank you, Michael Wisnu. Check out his gallery. Check out his photos. Check out his kills.

Check them out. Yes. Now, Trump is not wearing a killed. He's wearing a skirt.

And he's under Ron Jeremy's feet right now. Yeah, he's done for it. Yeah, can we, yeah. He shut off his rockets.

Yeah, okay. What happened to his face? Wait, I think we need to get his face plastic surgery. Yes, Ron.

I, you say it onto the microphone. If you Google or just go to New York Post, page six, gossip column. There's a funny story about me and Donald Trump.

It's very funny. Okay. But comparing hand sizes. Ah, comparing hand sizes.

And he responded, that's the best part. So, he said his hands are soft. Not big, literally he goes, that I've always done okay, but they're soft.

They're soft, right? We've cut off his hands completely. He has no hands on. Check it out, New York Post, page six.

And put on my name and his name. Also, somebody ripped his ear up, boy oh boy, okay. Oh, he had a safety pin in his ear. Right, oh there's the safety pin.

All right, okay. Brothers and sisters, we have 10 more minutes. No, and now we have nine. We have nine.

What would you like to see? What would I like to see? Yeah. Well, I would like to hear some other little stories

or short poems or just see, look at some pussy or, you know. So, you know, I'm... I don't have any. I'm not hard to please.

I did a rap song once. Yeah? I did. Okay.

So, hmm. I'm gonna perform it. How are you? I'm not a billboard boy, I'm just gonna wait for it to stop me.

Okay. All right. So, that sounds good. You don't want me to sing?

Well, you are a pretty good singer, you're Italian. You want to sing? Sure, you want to sing? Sure.

Absolutely. Tuesday, Connor, brothers and sisters. I don't want to be taller than everybody. Sure, you're cleavage.

No, that's all right. You're gonna be taller. I got dressed just for you. When I got dressed, I said,

Dr. Black would like to see my breasts tonight. Can we do a waterboard? You want to be waterboarded? Sure.

That's okay? Yeah, we practice that here. With the champagne or with the aqua? Whatever you give me.

Okay. Where's that champagne? Champagne. And can I have a glass?

I need a glass. Here's champagne. Oh, I got one. Champagne.

Sure. You wanna do a rap? Sure, go right ahead. She remembers this day,

she remembers seeing their rap song on MTV, right? Yes, I remember watching that video. You have to sing. It was called Freak of the Week.

It was me, DJ Polo and Ice Tea rapping. I guess you didn't go fast enough. And I really sucked, but I had a good time though. And it was on Billboard 27 weeks.

It went gold, and then MTV did a thing called Worst Moments in Rap, and they featured me again, which is pretty funny. So we were the best and the worst

in the matter of six months, you know? But it went gold, so it made money. That's not bad. That's not bad.

Yeah, okay. You all want to hear it or not? With that intro. We want to hear both of them, so, okay.

Here we go, ready? Let me just say first off, he's a rapper. I'm just fucking around. Here we go.

Ready? I fucking love it. I'm doing this acapella. Where's Vanessa?

R-O-N, that's who I be. For those against Bella, Runtjera, me. Been freaking before they made Ecstasy. Susan Block, just me, the extra gigs.

I call her Polo. She called G, let's go to the Bunny Ranch, one, two, three. Soon as I step up to the door, let's get fucking naked to it on the floor.

Sexing lady that I adore. Well, she's exhausted, I look for more. Day on the jacuzzi, I find four. Thank you, Daddy D.

Now that's a score. African-American and two Jamaican. If you give it to me, girls, I'll be partaking. Just a freak of the week, there's no mistaken.

See me swinging from a hammock to a tree. Seven hotties with the bodies all over me. And it was that I was a teenage hunk, but I made a lot of dough with my tree trunk.

Come on, straight to the end. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Okay, thank you. Me fucking around.

I'm telling the truth. MTV played the shit out of it, and then six months later it said, worst moments in rap.

They had David Faustino, Corey Feldman, Andy Dick, and then me. So they played, it went gold, but it was the worst moment in rap.

That's right, that's right. Down with the phone. Okay. That was the mayor of Bonoboville, Ron Jeremy.

Freak of the week, brothers and sisters. And now, this Tuesday. All right. You heard it here.

You heard it nowhere else. Whatever happens here doesn't stay here. Okay, yes? Are you, oh, you just want communion.

Oh, I thought you were going to do some sort of, you just want a drink. What do you want from Lonnie? Oh, what do you want from Lonnie?

Communion? How about if she takes communion from you and those big, beautiful boops of yours? Oh.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Would you like to reveal them for our anniversary? What are we doing?

I don't know. Well, let's see if this party started. Whatever is going on. I want to see some boobies.

Just a little moment that we don't quite do. A poem, of course. Do a poem. Do a poem.

Can you do the poem, poem while you're stripping? A little bit. So when you ended a poem, you're stalk-raving naked. What a great idea, huh?

I was heading to Bonoboville, and I got a flat tire. And I'm standing on the side of the road, looking cute, waiting for the tow truck driver.

When this chocolate brown honey rose up on me, asked me if I need a hand, said, could he take me somewhere? Should I leave my car here,

jump in his classic GT ride? The short version. We've only got five minutes. And then what had happened was,

he took me for the ride of life. He didn't ask me where I was going, just took me to his beach home, lit a fire, poured some champagne,

and filled my every desire. He started licking my face, my eyes, my breast. He stuck his hand into my clit, and took me there.

Everything in me wanted to say no, but the words that came out sounded like mo, mo, mo. Yeah, mo, mo, mo, beautiful. Holy shit, that was you?

Yes, brothers and sisters, that's what we want, another 25 years mo. Of love, of lust, of revolution, and the bonobo way.

And yeah, the bonobo way, which is the pursuit of happiness. Yeah. The pursuit of happiness.

It's like Thomas Jefferson told us. What the fuck happened? Well, it's actually in the Declaration of Independence. Oh, a Declaration of Independence, right?

They need to come to a noble will. Sorry. Not to be picky. No, no, it's all right.

It's somewhere. We know it's somewhere. Right. We know it's somewhere in those papers

that nobody's talking about is this thing, you know? And, but that doesn't come free. And I'm an old guy, so I've been through the nixons

and the fascist and the Mussolini's and this crack bots. And they run the place, okay? These crazy people run,

not just this country, but the world. Some are a little more enlightened, you know? They want to give something to the poor. Oh, look, there you are lifting me up

in our wedding dance, off my feet. Yeah, I look like I'm breaking your legs. Wow. But yeah, you're doing good.

Oh, thank you. Yay. Wow. Dr. Suzy, thank you so much

for giving us a place to come. Oh. And just to be yourself. And come, and come, and come again.

And to be you coming and join Bonoboville. It's your little place. Please do join Bonoboville online as well as here on Terraferma.

We need to relate to you. We need to connect with you in every way. These times are very, very fragile times for the earth, for human society,

for our progressive values, for peace through pleasure. And for the Bonobo chimpanzees who we want to save. And so please, if you have a few dollars, donate to Lola Ya Bonobo,

Bonobo Conservation Initiative, by the way, when you buy the Bonobo way, a part of your payment goes to help save the Bonobos. And we've also added the Jane Goodall Institute

to our list of charitable contribution. And we were very, very honored and just touched to receive an email from Dr. Jane Goodall's outreach coordinator,

saying that she loves the Bonobo way. Yay. Now she just started reading it and I don't know if she's gotten

to the really hardcore section. Maybe she didn't get to the section. Yeah, but so far she loves it. You know, and we are just so honored and touched

to be on the radar of this amazing great woman and to just connect with so many amazing great people. And I know I wouldn't be able to do any of it without you, Captain Max.

None of it, none of it, none of it. I owe it all right here, my primate. This is it, you know. She's the only one that can talk or write anything.

Like I'm the doofus of the house. I'm an immigrant. We fight over who's the doofus of the house. Anyway, love, love, love, and lust, lust, lust.

They go to get, oh, there he is. Look at him, my Jimmy D. I was 15 years old. I was having a ball.

And to be continued. So thank you all for joining us, toasting, stripping, electrifying, spanking, rapping. Run, Jeremy, rapping, that was priceless.

Singing, dancing, it's all so good. The party's gonna continue into the after-party. Some food's coming down from the food. And the food, and the cake, Susie cakes.

Thank you, Susie cakes. Where's that cake? We're gonna see some cake. Where's the cake?

That cake is just there. We're being pointed to the cake. So I don't know. Oh, here comes the cake.

Oh, great cake. Look at this cake. Oh, here comes the cake. Here it is.

Here comes the cake. Okay, and whoa. Watch out, watch out. Dr. Susie, okay.

You gotta turn it around. You gotta turn it around. All right, look at that, silver. That's silver.

Thank you, Susie cakes. And we understand it's silver. Susan, that's a coincidence because Jane Goodall studies a silverback gorilla.

And that's a silver cake. That's actually Diane Fossey. Jane Goodall studied the chimpanzees. Chimpanzees.

Oh. That's close, it's close. We're all kind of. Who did the, who did the silverback?

She stayed through the back. Diane Fossey, I think. A walking bugle. Very good, very good.

So, what, I don't know. We don't have much time, right? Do we have any time? No, we're out of film.

What are we doing? We're out of film. Are we still filming? Yes.

One minute, one minute. Okay, so I want you to be good, whether you're married or single, polyamorous, monogamous, monogamish,

whatever you are, braz, not bombs. Shoot the tomahawk between your legs. And make love, not war. Make like bonobos, not baboons.

Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you. I love you.

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