23rd Wedding Anniversary

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That's 213-291-9497 anytime you need to talk. You're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists,

lawyers and connoisseurs. All you children of sex, married, single, polyamorous, monogamish, rubber lovers, those of you who marry the beach like our friend Serena Anderlini Donofrio. Whatever you love, lovers and sinners,

we are all children of sex. Yes, indeed. We may or may not be children of God, who may or may not bless this holy union. Three holes, well, actually more holes.

Three usable holes. This holy union, brothers and sisters, might or might not be blessed by God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Brahma, or the great teacup in the sky. But, until we start cloning ourselves, we are all children of sex with a capital X.

Can I hear an amen? Amen. Can I hear an A-women? A-women.

And yes, brothers and sisters, tonight we celebrate love. 23 years of lawfully wedded love. We got a lot more love than the law will allow, but lawfully, it's been 23 years, love that is, according to our research, silver-plated.

That's it. Just after 23 years, you'd think it would be something solid. You got a serving dish. Silver-plated.

That's it with China inside. Anyway, it just goes to show you got to, you know, you got to keep, you can't take your love for granted. No matter how long you're together.

And that's why, you know, you got to practice love day and night. And you got to practice lust at least once a week, right? With a big, lusty party. And, oh, some exciting people are coming into the lusty party.

We have so many exciting people here tonight, and we're just thrilled to be celebrating our 23rd wedding anniversary. Me and the Prince here, Captain Max, can I have some applause for the captain? Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Should I give my speech now? Oh, no, later? Well, always. This is your night.

Max is on the stage tonight. That's right. And here are our flower girls. Yes, I know that.

They're in silver-plated luxury. I love those flower girls. Yes, we have unlicensed professionals right here, brothers and sisters. Let's have a hand.

I wasn't married and I wasn't 70 years old. And they are silver-plated for the occasion. Nothing solid silver about them. No, no, no.

Just, okay, we need microphone. Oh, you got a microphone. Thank you for coming all the way down. And they have another microphone there, too, if they need it.

L.A.D. Oh, yes, we have a microphone here. No, over there. Oh, there.

For the bed. Mic's everywhere. Okay. They came all the way down from Santa Barbara.

And we're very excited because, if you recall, the last time the unlicensed professionals were here, they did an unlicensed anal art piece. Catherine drew this abstract, I was saying.

You see the clap sign? Oh, then I think this is a hat. No, that's a hat. That's your hat.

Right. And she drew it. That's my penis down there. What is that?

A Sharpie in her ass. That's correct. Who was here for this? Who saw this in person?

Right. It was a real thing. It was a true thing. It happened.

A real, true thing. That was there. And, yes, Cienis and Claire, Keith, you guys were here. You saw it.

I think this is my hat. And I don't know what else is going on here. A pussy, a dick, something. And tonight, Kate signed it.

And it is going into our brand new art gallery. That is awesome. I am very honored. It's one of the first pieces going in there.

There's some stuff in there, right? Yeah, there's some stuff. You've been putting it together. Yeah, everything is not totally hung up yet, but it's all in there.

Not all of it, only a part of it, actually. And after I'm going to open it, we'll open it, and you can wander through there. We are going to wander. We're going to wander through the gardens of Eden here in Bonoboville.

We have so many exciting people here. And you know, it's great because much as we might love each other in our silver-plated way, no couple is an island, and we can see all the teeming flesh around us to remind us of that. And it's a beautiful thing.

So thank you all for being here. And yeah, so the first art piece, we're going to have to frame it. We have a frame somewhere. Yeah, there's a frame here somewhere.

Somebody going to frame this? Don't we have somebody here? Okay. Where's the frame?

We're going to put it over there. Here. Okay. Oh, we do have a framer on the premises.

Yeah, let's give it to them so that they can frame it. And... And Kate and Sam have been coming to the show for a few years. Yeah.

Yeah, so you're like old friends. We are now, yes. Yeah. You go way back.

Now, this is your first wedding anniversary, right? You haven't been to one of ours. Or have you? I think we have.

Which one? Last year. Last year. They were here.

No, last year we were at the Green Horse. We were at the Green Horse, right? Yeah. You missed that when you were here for the book launch.

Yeah. So you've never been forced to sit through the wedding pictures. Yay! Oh, yeah.

Oh, that we have. And of course, Deanna Deadly is also here, and she's brand new. Hi. She's only first to come here.

This is, here we are in the rabbi's office. Right. Two rabbis. Right.

Allowing us to get married. Right. I converted to Judaism, so I was Catholic before. But, you know, if you're Catholic, you have to confess every week.

Right. When you're Jewish, you do it once a year. Yom Kippur. And everything's cool.

And also, you can talk to God directly. There's no, like, middle person. Yeah, no middle man. So here we are under the chuppah.

And here we are walking down the aisle. And, you know, this is our little group of angels. See? That's you.

Right. That's us. And these are our brothers. That's my brother.

Okay. I don't talk to him anymore. Right. I was going to say, notice how both brothers are not here.

Right. To celebrate with us. To celebrate with us. Both brothers are missing.

So we have our brothers and sisters that are not blood brothers and sisters. Blooders. You know, sometimes blood is too thick and water is better. Yeah.

Look at this group. I think this looks like a meeting of the mafia. Yeah, there's the Italian and the Jewish mafia here. See them?

Yeah. All right. It's a real wedding from 1992. Absolutely.

There I am dancing the hurrah. I'm clapping. And you're clapping off to the side. Right.

You're not letting me kick you. No. Yeah. But you did dance with me.

Yeah. And you ate cake with me. And you took my garter off. Aw.

And aw. It's very aw. Aw. And we're still here after all these years.

Yay. Yay. Whoops. Down we go.

And so Deanna deadly is new. This is your second time here. Yeah. And we're glad to have you.

Thank you. Yeah. We're celebrating with old friends and new. So how about some old friends?

We have a microphone here that you can come and say something. And we have a bed that you can do something on. Okay. Well, why don't we, why don't we, let's see who's out here.

Yeah. This guy's a bike. Yeah. We have a bike.

A mad ex bike. So who should we have up there first? Yeah. Yeah.

Who do you want to have? I don't know. The dead man volunteers. Come up here, dead man.

And bring your magazines. Corpse, making a promotional appearance at our 23rd wedding anniversary. It's really like a, it's like a toast, isn't it?

Yeah. Look at these crazy kids. A round of applause for the may come. A roast.

Thank you. Thank you. You know, when I first met them, it's like a wedding, isn't it? With the mic here, I feel like.

Yeah. Yeah. I, I've been on the show, I don't know, a half dozen times. I have crazy memories.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You know, I don't know what it is. Maybe the hat, you're starting to look a little like Elron Hubbard. Is it the hat? Never mind.

No, don't mention it. I got nothing to do with it. Oh, is this a, is this for a toast? Yeah.

What are we? Andre. Let's, how many, 20, let's toast to 23 years of sexual union and perversion beyond anyone's possible imagination.

To the loving couple. Shmuel. Ha la la, ha la la la. Shmuel.

And I don't know how to say that in a Catholic. What he said. Now I have a quick segue, a quick segue, enough about their marriage. We love them both.

You've been coming in since 2011. I've been coming in your bathroom. Where is the, everybody goes to that bathroom. That bathroom gets a lot of action.

It's a great bathroom. Is there a camera in that bathroom? There should be. There, sometimes one goes in there.

You should be. Okay, now I brought a lot of wonderful people to the show. Some wonderful, and then there was Bonnie Rotten I brought to the show.

Oh yeah. Sasha Sweet brought to the show, she's here tonight. Brought a lot of beautiful people.

One of the people I brought to the show was Kim Fowley, who is the producer of The Runaways. They portrayed him in the movie. And his dream when he died,

because let's start off a whole wedding thing with death. You know, it always lightens the room up. Rock and roll. Rock and roll.

His dream was to be on the cover of Girls in Corps' Magazine when he died. TMZ covered the story, being quite a story because when he died,

we couldn't find the body and he had this pseudo-wife that hit him and then the estate came after us and they said we're slandering the body,

which by the way, fun fact, you can't actually slander a corpse. Just fun fact. But anyhow, we followed through with it

and I just want you all to see this actually is the corpse of Kim Fowley with Jen and Tonic pretty much pissed off everyone on the planet.

Is it in formaldehyde? How do you have that? No, no, no. Well, we actually were able to get the body in transit

because of my magazine, Girls in Corpses, girlsincorpses.com. She knows I'm the greatest promoter. What magazine is that? Girls, did I mention Girls in Corpses?

This is the front. We couldn't put it on the front cover because our distributor's like, nah, it's bad enough.

You know about this kind of stuff, Max. I didn't wind up in your cell again. So we got the body in transit from one place to another. We did a very quick photo shoot

in a, let's say, very cold environment in a body bag. And I'd like you to have this. You know, as the gifts that you've gotten, I think this truly is a wonderful gift.

A big round of applause for the man that died on the show. All right. Well, we love Kim Fowley. One last footnote is,

one of the people I brought to the show was Jocelyn James. She's Tiger Woods' mistress porn star. Holdin' one. Holdin' one, Jocelyn James.

She was on the show with Kim Fowley. At the end of the show, everybody got naked at the front of the stage, as they always do.

And all of a sudden, she has a very odd look on her face. I look over and Kim Fowley has his tongue about three inches up her butthole. And she looked at me like,

what do I do? And I went, I don't know, just go with it. I never told you this, but later she called me. She was very worried about his tongue,

where he'd been before. And I'm thinking, she's a porn star. But I was worried about that. But anyhow.

I understand. Appreciate being on your show. I'm just really happy. You show what being married is all about,

which is being filthy and perverted with lots of multiple people. That's what marriage is all about. That's what marriage is all about.

And that's what it should be. Thank you for having me, America. By the way, Corpsey, Corpsey, when I die. Yeah.

You wanna be on the back cover? No, I wanna be a centerfold. Yeah. All right.

How about, hey, how about on a bare rug? With your naked? Bare rug sounds good. With your hand, the rigamortous hand over your genitals.

Yeah, it sounds good, yeah. I just wanted to touch myself. No, his genitals are way too big for that. I know.

He's got big hands. All right. Good night, everybody. Thank you.

Thanks, Corpsey. Thank you, Corpsey. Oh, yes. Well, what do we do with it?

You have to pour it. We're not supposed to work. It's our anniversary. Oh, you know, Corpsey, one of the other people

that you introduced us to, a very special person that you introduced us to is also in this room, Marugin. Oh, did I introduce you to Marugin the Mystic?

Well, I think so. I remember you swallowed a sword. It wasn't mine, but it wasn't. No, but I first saw Marugin performed at the,

some comic book place. Yeah. Meltdown comics. That's right.

Meltdown comics. We have a lot of crazy friends, and they're all here tonight. Tara Patrick was there.

Tara Patrick, very good friend. All right. Kim Falley was there. Kim Falley was there.

That's right. Yeah, he was there. So, Marugin the Mystic and Kiki Dare are now a couple. Let's hear it for her.

Couple, Kiki Dare, they're committing. They're committing. You know, marriages, and it's, come on up to the microphone.

Come up here. Speak. Wow. Marugin the Mystic and Kiki Dare are engaged.

Yes. Engaged. Speak into the mic. Yeah.

Thank you. And we're so excited. Now, we met Marugin at Meltdown Comics through Corpsy, and we met Kiki on the show.

I don't know. Which show was it? Oh my gosh. We've been on several shows, so.

Yeah. You might have even, no. I know you were at an anniversary show. I actually met you guys years and years ago.

The show that I first came on, the late Les Ebron was actually a guest. Oh, Lassie. Yeah.

And Lassie just got an award tonight at the XRCO Awards. XRCOs, yeah. Yeah, the Critics Awards.

Yeah. And Lassie was, of course, our dear friend, the original sex revolutionary Lassie Braun. Yeah.

Yes. Father of Axel. Father of Axel Braun, right? And creator of Clips.

And creator of really modern porn. Peep shows. Peep shows, yeah. Peep shows.

So okay, so wow. So we go back, girl. Yeah, we go back a long time. I didn't know we went back to Lassie Braun days.

Yeah, as a matter of fact, I don't necessarily tell this very often, but I'll always remember that night because I had no idea who Lassie was.

All I knew was he was like the creepy old guy that totally skieved me out. Oh, yeah, right. Oh, he was like totally creepy old guy.

That was all I knew. A lot of sex revolutionaries are creepy old guys eventually. Oh my God. So, but either way, happy anniversary.

Oh, definitely happy anniversary. And I come bearing gifts. Oh, wow. From Justin Sane Leather,

who is standing over here. Oh, nice. He has a whole bag of goodies for you guys to check out. Yeah, and he's quite yummy.

You should get a closer look, Dr. Suzie. Wait a second. No, no, no, no, no. I'm thinking of Justin.

Are Jux? No, it's not him. It's somebody else. No, not Jux.

Okay, it's another Leather Moon, okay. So. For you. Oh, wow.

Thank you. Beautiful. Nice. See, this is a good implement to use on your husband.

Absolutely. Thank you, baby. Oh, and look at this. This is beautiful.

That's exactly how I keep a rug in a line. The leopard handle is so feminine. Nice, honey. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, we actually kind of more or less met on the show. We'd seen each other for years, but. Oh, wait a second. We talked to her while we were at your old place.

You met on my show. Yeah. Let's hear a hand. Which show?

Which was that? I finally had the guts to go up and talk to her because I knew I knew her from somewhere and I just didn't know where.

Yeah, he finally admitted that he used to jerk off to me. All right, well, that's a good. Took you a while to figure it out. Yeah.

We have a friend at Clamman, Doogie Fleisswater as well as Slayne Wayne. And I did a movie called Terrace from the Clit 2, which won an award in Spain.

I also got an award in Spain for a best anal scene with Christy Mist for that movie. From best anal scene to anal art. This is the Dr. Susan Block show.

It's an anal art scene. It's an anal art scene. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Both are scenes, I guess.

You know, there's different ways to lose, use your asshole for entertainment purposes. You know, some art, some porn, some cartoon, I guess. Anyway, cool.

So I think, did you meet on a birthday show? Or of ours? I don't remember. You don't remember what show?

All I remember is, I think it was, no, it wasn't that night. Shit, I don't know. The last time I was on this show,

Jux got me so obliterated I couldn't talk. All right. So. Well, that's how to meet cute.

Right, that is it. And then it fell in love. Yeah, no, it was a different night. It was a different night, yeah.

And you look great. You've just gotten over like a terrible illness, right? I wouldn't necessarily say an illness. My ovaries were really pissed off.

Oh, okay. I got lucky. I got to finally get rid of those little bastards. Get them out of there, who needs them?

Exactly, it's awesome. No more runs for the store for tampaks anymore for me. All right. Yeah.

Congratulations. Well, good for you. Got to look at the other side of the rainbow, you know? Absolutely.

So you're engaged, you're gonna get married. Are you gonna have like a crazy wedding with fire-breathing and sword swallowing of all kinds? Is that his money that you're rubbing?

Dick. She was rubbing something. Oh, yeah. Didn't quite know who it was.

It's Rubberman's Dicks. Well, the fact that he likes women's pants and they're tight was part of the reason we got together in the first place.

Right. Women's pants. It works. So are you going to swallow any swords or axles?

I don't have anything to swallow tonight except for this drink. To toast you, too, on your anniversary. So everybody, yeah, come on, here's a toast.

I aspired to at least be married as long as him and not more. Cheers, here. OK.

And yeah, good luck to you guys. Thank you so much for having us. We're so excited that you're getting married. Whoops.

There goes my belt. Oh, nice sound, right? Now it's a present. Yeah, very nice.

Got to see if it works. Very nice. Whoops, that angle is a little tougher. Whoops, no, back in.

This one, that's how it's done. Now this is a good time. She's wearing pants. Oh, thank you, darling.

Oh, thank you. Tell them to bring some more champagne out there. All right, my darling, what shall we have more statements to our wonderfulness or bonobo-bobo communion?

There's other people I want to talk to. Oh, yeah, who do you want to talk to? I don't know. And now you're looking at the goyos.

Do you guys want a car or a microphone? Sorry, guys, get up there. So we can see the whole. Yeah, here we go.

This is Unlicensed Professionals. Catherine Imperio and Samantha Fairley. Can you, like, turn around slowly? These are our flower girls.

As we renew our vows, wouldn't this get you to renew your vows? I'm ready to renew our vows. Yeah, they'll also turn you back to catholicism.

Yeah, just like that. Yeah, would you like a little picture? Yeah, pictures, of course. Oh, the anal drawing.

Oh, another anal drawing. Another anal drawing. Yeah. Well, we could have an anal drawing.

We could do that. Yeah, we could do that. If the anus is in the mood, it's an artistic organ, and we must consult the anal.

And so artists are always difficult to deal with. Always assholes, you know? So are you in the mood for an anal drawing for the anniversary?

Fuck yeah. All right. I really can't say no to that. I mean, I like sticking things in my butt,

so, like, you asked me to draw something for you. I'm down. Let's do it. Okay, so we need a Sharpie.

I got one. This girl is prepared. And no masturbating in the audience. Oh, this is going on.

Oh. Not in the front row. What? What?

What? What? Now, go ahead. Now, what if Sienna wants to masturbate?

Well, Sienna can. Hey, actually... She can. Yeah, okay.

I can't stop her anyway, so, you know. Okay, so where is the paper? We need our artist's board. We need paper.

Paper. Paper. And we need... Huh?

It's on the way. On the way. All right, here we have it. Here's something.

And we need a clipboard. Oh, actually. Whoa. Here we go.

Oh, we have that. Another bottle of champagne. Now, would you prefer the gray paper? It actually looks more silver-plated.

I guess this is for me. I think that's good. I'm going to drink it right out of the bottle. Fuck that glass.

All right. All right, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, my goodness. We are going to have an anal art demonstration now on the Dr. Susan Block Show.

Thank you, Dark Phoenix. I'll pass it around. First of all, notice the artist's palette here is completely shaved and very pretty. A lot of layers.

Very, very nice. Okay. And let's see now. Oh, look at that.

Yeah, she's getting the instrument in place. Okay. Can we turn around and look at it for a second? Yeah.

Okay. There's the instrument. This isn't easy. You got to work on it.

And there's the asshole artist. All right. Let's have a hand for this. Woo!

All right. Just for the anal sphincter muscle grip. Don't let the pen fall out. Do you have to practice that to be able to do it?

Yes. Don't laugh because it'll shoot out. Don't laugh. Don't let me laugh because it goes flying out.

Same thing with anal ring toss. Fucking somebody cracks a joke and it's all bad. Man, I love anal ring toss. It's a good time.

I don't remember very well. Your professional partner. So what are we drawing? Are we drawing a wedding bouquet or me?

Oh my goodness. She's working from the back end. Nice. Wow.

She's using her mind for illustration purposes. It's got horns. It's a bunny. It's a kind of a bunny.

It's an Easter bunny. Yeah? No? It's got horns.

Is this pictionary? What is happening here? I think it is. Or maybe that's a hat again.

I think it might be my tiara when we got married. Wedding ring, bouquet, flowers, silver plates. Okay, so that's one person. Are we done?

Wait, no. You have to fill up the whole thing. I'm not done yet. Don't critique the artist until the job is done.

It's like telling a Picasso he's not done with his work. Right, right. I know. I'm topping from the bottom.

Don't piss the ass whole off. Her bottom is what's actually creating the art. This is quite elaborate. This actually is a much more intricate, extreme detailed piece than the other one.

She's working on it. Oh, she has to get down now. What's her influence? What's her muse?

What does she like to think about when she plays with her ass? Wow. It's a very good angle from over here. Yeah, that's great.

No, beauty is in the eye of the buttholders, I see it. It's like I put that thing in there and whatever happens, you usually get an idea. That's the big brown eye of the buttholder. Yeah.

So if it isn't actually pictured with me, does that mean I get to sign it? It looks like me with spikes. Like I got like a turd. There's a triceratino.

It looks like a bacchanal. Wow. It's like a gathering of celebrants. Oh, that line just went straight down.

That's good. It's kind of hot. That's a good point. This is how the Sistine Chapel is probably built or painted.

Built, painted, muraled. Now we're getting into some furious. If I was eating a cheeseburger while I was doing this, that would be America's greatest talent, I think. Okay, so our new America's Got Talent Superstar right here.

Yeah, yeah. I think it's done. I got one more thing. She'll sign it after the show.

Here's the thing. I can sign it with my butt, but it's very illegible. Honestly, I like you signing it yourself. With my hand?

Yeah. Word mouth. Or foot, ear, yeah. Body part, preferably.

And I'm losing it. It's getting loose in there. That's when I'm done. And let's hear it.

It's a triceratops. Anal artist, Katherine Iperio. And her artistic assistant. And my easel.

My easel, my hot tittied easel over here. Wow, that's kind of hot. And I'll sign it. And now you're going to sign that.

Which my signature pretty much is a scribble, too. What's that pen smell like? Oh, thank you. Oh, is that, are we passing it around?

The pen is for sale. What about here? A million dollars. One hundred million dollars.

Where does that pen go? Right here. I like the way you finger that. I'll take it.

Are people wanting it? Do we have bids? One dollar. I can see what's joining us in bed tonight.

I lost the bet. The pen is coming with me everywhere. Everywhere the pen will now come with me. How does dizzy feel about that?

You know, we've gotten close to that. It's a sharpie. It's a sharpie. It's quite phallic on my side.

It's very hard and long and... Small. All right. Now, now, now, now.

I would love to... Did you guys turn down my microphone back there? Turn down or turn up? I can't hear it.

I can't hear you either. I think you should turn it up. I can hear your mic. What's up?

They turned it down. Oh, thank you, gentlemen. There we go. Okay.

Okay, now. Now, we have another very famous artist. What? Who is going to...

Yes, we do. You are going to draw now with your butt. Is that what you said? Anthony.

Anthony. Come on up here, sir. Come up here, Anthony. He has a special gift for you.

He's like, I'll draw a butt. Bring Anthony up here. Sir. Okay.

Don't... Yeah, there you go. Oh, wow. This is actually the only

series that I've done where she's topless. Free the nipple. Yeah, free the nipple movement. Exactly, yeah.

Nice. That's beautiful. There's another wonderful piece of Anthony's right up behind him up there.

Oh, beautiful. Hey. Guys, yeah, there you go. Yep.

Yeah, you guys are very interesting people. I've never met a couple that I'm this fascinating in my whole life. I've got to say this is like

one of those things where you feel very blessed and lucky to be around these great people. So it's one of those...

You kind of get mesmerized by a lot of the stories that you tell and all that, and also all the things that happen here

is fascinating, so I'm really happy to be part of this. It's a special place for a lot of people. It's like... What makes it special for me is

all the people that come here over the years that really touches my heart and other places too. We met you when we had Batista

on the show. Yeah, Dave Batista. Yeah, Dave Batista is now one of the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Yeah, cool. And then we had a big birthday party for you on New Year's Eve. Oh yeah, I think we've had two of them.

Yeah, a birthday orgy I should say. There's a lot of fun. Anyway, Anthony does some incredible work. You can see some more of Anthony's work

right up there. He's a genius. Anthony is probably going to do one of our first gallery shows.

Oh yeah. So, our bed is filling up, but I want to get Sienna Sinclair up here.

And we have your books right behind, right here. We've got both books. Yeah.

Keep them over there. Sienna, go step up to the mic. Okay, we'll get her on in a minute. Shortly.

All right. Woo. I got my bitch. Whoa.

I got my bitch over here. Your bitch. Oh. I like your bitch.

He loves it. He loves it. He brought a bunch of goodies. Oh, wow.

Bunch of horny juice. Well, you're the first goodie. Look at this dress. This is your first goodie.

Hubba, hubba. Whoa. Nice. Chris,

can you, Chris, can you move the microphone up a little bit? We're tall people.

Yeah. They're tall. Tall people. All right.

Never mind. I'll do it. No. The top with that little,

can you do that for Chris? Just fix. Yeah. That part there.

Yeah. Okay. We have Sienna Sinclair. Okay.

Guys, off the set. And he, I brought some horny juice for you guys too.

If you guys seen a bad girls club, rock on was on bad girls club and all the, all the bad girls drank it and they called it horny juice. So we need horny juice.

You guys want some horny juice? You can never have too much horny juice. We have them for him and her. Oh my.

Because the guys need something. Oh, all right. There we go. Oh, wow.

Shirts. I rock daily. Oh, nice. I rock daily for girls.

Yeah. And what sort of, what is that? Can I see the guy?

The one for the guys. We want to make sure the guys is big enough. He's got over the girls. Where's the guys ones?

Where's the guys ones? Where are the guys ones? Oh, that's a husband beater. No, I like the one.

No, those are the bitches, beaters. Oh, yeah. Look at this.

This is the guy's shirts. Shirts. Rock on. Oh, yeah.

Baby. And this is rock on. You can mix it with vodka, soda, and a splash of cranberry.

This is the female version. And we do ask that you please practice horny responsibly. We can't be responsible for what

happens after you drink it. Yeah, we can't be responsible if you get too horny. Here's some for the,

for the feet. Get horny, girl. Get horny. Well, I think we should do

Bonoboville communion with these. I think so. Dark mean ass. Oh, shots out of the ass.

Okay. Get the men's. Oh, the men's. Shots out of the ass.

Like last time. Like last time. Salt, please. Titties and ass.

Do we have something? Oh, thank you. Oh, the men they drink. Yeah.

So the men's different. Hey, hello. Hey. Throw them some over there.

Yeah, baby. All right. Men and women give her a woman's drink.

Can you, let's see, we have aqua and champagne. And of course, we also have rock on.

So we're going to do that. So who's going to do the first Bonoboville communion? Who's going to do the first

2D shot? Our anal. Whatever. Last time I was here,

we did a bunch of anal shots. Well, lead. This is definitely another anal themed show.

So, you know, between our anal queen Kiki over there and our anal artist. Catherine.

And you are something of an anal artist. Well, I teach anal classes. Anal classes.

And he's my stunt cock. We do anal classes together. I would say that is an anal artist. He fucks me anally while I teach

classes. Oh, I like that. Very nice. Very nice.

Seriously, that's what we do. Nice job. It's true. It's true.

No, I... Good job. Not because we enjoy it. Not because we enjoy it.

Do you sign up for this through Meetup? Or what? Yeah, through my Meetup group.

Wow. Anal art classes. Not in Meetup. Not in Guide to Los Angeles.

All right. Anal art classes. I'm telling you it's big. We're trying the...

Agua, yes. And we have other shot glasses. Yes.

And we also have our rock on. And so who's going to take the first shot?

I guess I will. Oh, yes. I have one in my hands. Oh, yes.

Did he take the microphone? So are we mixing the shots? Because they can be mixed with alcohol. Are we mixing?

Yeah, you can mix it with alcohol. Yeah, you can mix it with alcohol. Yeah. I bet you can.

Do you have your girl stuff? I just took it. You took it. All right.

Oh, that's fine. She wanted to go horny right away. Okay. That's a guy.

She can't... They have never done this. They're energy drinks. You'll start to feel it tingly.

And this is a sacred moment. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners for our 23rd wedding anniversary.

The first bonobo ville communion of the night are our daughters. Our...

Well, no, these guys are just incredible. They do an incredible show. They do.

It's a great show. Every Sunday night. We love their show. It's our favorite show.

Every Sunday night. I'm licensedprofessionals.com. You can find it. It's a weekly video blog.

And we do everything. They're very funny. Very sexy. Our last episode was on weddings.

I remember. In honor of this. Yeah. You haven't seen this week's

episode? I have to catch up. I remember the one... I went to your guys' website

and it was on drivers. Oh, yeah. A little PSA. Yes.

We saw the driving one. Yes. It's a peculiar nuptials is this week right now.

Ah. What are some peculiar nuptials? In Ireland,

they blacken the bride in... Oh, Scotland. And throw black

and just crap all over the bride base. Nice. The humiliator in the street.

Right. I actually saw that. Yeah. Kind of like Bukake with coal.

Yes. And was it... In France, they eat out of the toilet.

In France, after the wedding ceremony, they take all the garbage and the cake and everything

and they put it in the toilet and then the bride and the groom go in the toilet

and they eat from it. In France? In Ireland, they were so romantic.

Oh, that's romantic. Yeah. They eat out of the toilet. Yeah.

Probably the bidet. Well, the bidet is... They said toilet. They said toilet.

Not bidet. Not bidet. The bidet are different. Yes.

I know the difference. They said a white toilet. Excusez-moi. Not bidet.

What about... What else was... Bidets are for washing your clothes in. Yeah.

Or drinking champagne out of it. Is it in China? That's what the American troops... So now

we are going to do our wedding anniversary ritual, which is Bonoboville Communion,

brothers and sisters. You can do it in the audience. If you like, we have salt

and you have nipples. So please enjoy. And we have more shot glasses. He's ready.

He's ready. Okay. So here we go. Unlicensed professional.

Samantha Fairley. Oh, my goodness. Oh. Sucking on nipples.

I was hoping for an anal shot. It's whatever. Beautiful.

Beautiful. Yeah. We're going to... We're working our way up to that.

Oh, last time he did a shot on my ass. I know. We were hoping

he had a repeat performance and said the ass should be going in this direction for the marriage.

Yay. Yeah. Drink it down, girl. Energy.

She already did the energy. She did the energy drink. Again. Okay.

All right. Who's next? Who's next? How about that anal shot?

I guess we are. Yeah. Yeah. How about...

Rock on shot. Rock on shot. You're in... Okay.

He's going to do it out of my ass. Just don't put it on my dress. But do it in this direction so you can see.

Out of her ass. Like... Here she is. Sienna Sinclair

and her artistic ass. Yeah. We want to... This way.

The cameras are over here. Now that's a Magdalene ad. Move on the way. There we go.

This is how you take rock on shots. Okay. And here's the salt.

The girls in corpses ad. But Noboville communion with rock on brothers and sisters. All right.

Woo. Rock on. Yeah. Woo.

Yikes. Give you that sexual energy to go another 23 years. Oh.

Very spankable. Very nice. Very nice. Very nice.

Very nice. Just realize she's not wearing underwear. So, okay. Who else is going to do some

Bonoboville communion? Anybody else want to do some Bonoboville communion? Penny and Maya.

Well, you know, I see some wonderful people in the audience right now. Karen Summer, who has just come,

I believe, from the XR Co. Awards. Is that... XR... XR CO.

I call it XR Co. Here's the other part. And Deanna Deadley. Uh-oh.

And she has her shot ready. You think? Yes. We're going to trade nipples.

I'll just get out of the way. Let's free some nipples here because we got somebody holding a shot and...

There we go. I say no more. All right. Who's doing what now?

We have beautiful Samantha Fairley nipples being presented for Bonoboville communion.

Deanna Deadley. Woo. Lick the nipple first. She's got a lot of salt left over.

Somebody needs to... Might have to go back on it. Gotta clean it up. You can.

What? Okay. Yeah, we got it. Oh, and then we got it winded up.

Now he wants to participate. Oh, the titties are out. Woo! Um...

You got a lick, salt, lick, shot. You lick, you lick. So you lick, salt,

and then... There is a shot, do you want? Need a shot. Aqua.

Lick the nip. First shot. Lick the nip. Put the salt on the nipple.

Now lick the nipple. Lick the nipple first. There's a lot of stuff. Now...

Why is this a problem? Lick the nipple. He's just trying to make it flat. Stop kidding.

I gotta do it again. All right. When you're ready, put the salt on the nipple.

I think he's making... Now lick the nipple. Lick the nipple. Now you lick the nipple.

No, keep licking. Now you take a shot. There's a lot of salt though. Keep licking the nipple.

There you go. There you go. There you go. That's how you do it.

That's how you do it in Bonoboville Brothers & Sisters. And we are going to do a lot more of it. We're just getting started here.

What does the five mean? They're going to take... Does that mean we have to change tapes?

We're going to go to commercial? Now, okay. And we're going to come back with Karen Summers

and more Cienis and Claire and more unlicensed professionals, Deanna Deadly and Kiki Dare

and Marugin the Mystic and more people. I think there's some other Hotties out here.

Yep. I love you. So, don't come yet and don't go away.

We'll be right back. See the clap sign. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book

called The Bonobo Way inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex

in a bonobo sutra of positions including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex

to prevent murder and war, really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call

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partly because they just are and partly because they're very, very close to us. Almost 99% genetically similar to us when it comes to being human,

even being humane. Bonobos can teach us so much which brings me to us and more specifically to you.

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A little dirty. Hey, we are back. And this is the Dr. Susan Block Show broadcasting live from

Bonoboville. We're here in the Villa Bonobo Brothers and Sisters where we are inspired by the make love not war chimpanzees.

The bonobos. Turn on Max's mic because tonight we are celebrating our 23rd wedding anniversary.

And whoo-hoo! And you know, he's been my partner all these years. I'm his first mate.

He's my skipper. And we love it. We love each other. But we could not do it without you.

That's right. Can I tell how I really met you? Sure. Yeah?

Because everybody asked me, how did you meet her? So I'm going to tell you because it's the most amazing story

This is a very sweet story. you've ever heard. I was about 12 years old and I was living in Montclair, New Jersey.

And it was a summer night and I went outside with my dog, Kiss, my little boxer. And I was sitting under the pine tree

and I said, who am I going to marry? And I tried to figure out from my last name,

Lopkovitz. Maybe her name is in that name. And I couldn't figure it out. Many years later,

on the night that I got arrested with Annie Sprinkle and a bunch of other folks in Rhode Island,

I was going to go to Ezra Pound's publisher because we're going to rent part of his estate.

And I was on a little lonely road in Connecticut. And the limousine stopped at a light. If you've ever been to Connecticut,

there's these little roads with little blinking red lights. You have to stop. And I looked out the window

and there was a poster that said plastic cash. So I was this big radical and I said to my then wife,

wow, man, we got to go see this plastic cash stuff, you know. And we went to see this place. We came back to our estate, which I want to thank Jonathan Strauss,

an heir to Demacy's fortune who rented it for us. I came back and a few minutes after I came back,

there was a knock at the door. It was the Rhode Island State Police, 25 officers who came in and arrested Annie Sprinkle,

Longeen Silver, myself, my wife, and a bunch of people. And that was it.

Your first wife. Yeah, my first wife. So many years later. Your two wives before me.

But three's the charm. Right. Yeah. Many, many years later,

I was on a plane and I sat down and I was flying from Italy

to New York. There's a woman next to me and she's Italian so we start talking.

I'm Italian, we're talking. And she says, so what do you do? I said, well, I make sex magazines. I said, what do you do?

And she says, well, I have a school where I teach people how to make our Latino masks.

I said, oh, wow, that's great. Cool. And we're about to land in New York

and she pulls out a little mask in brass. And she said, I want you to have this

and I want you never to lose this. I said, okay. Well, thank you.

And years went by and I get out of prison for my Rhode Island bust.

Right. And this woman comes and sells me an ad.

I'm the woman. Because it's her first radio show and she comes in and sells me an ad.

She's got very short pants on and I'm going khaki shorts. Anything else I can buy from you?

From Banana Republic. So we become friends. Now I'm married. I'm divorced.

I'm marrying another wife, second wife. I love this hot chick.

I'm that hot chick. So so the years go by she invites me

a lot of times to her house but I ain't going to her house because I don't know if I can control myself. I might go back to prison or something.

So then I get divorced and she invites me over for Christmas at Christmas because we're both Jewish.

Nothing going on. I said, okay. Well, I'll come over to your house and I go to her house

and I ring the doorbell. I'm really nervous because I really like you know when you really like somebody you get really nervous

you can't you can't talk you're shaking and she comes to the door and I say hi Susan.

Oh, hey, hi Max come in. And I walk in and I look on the wall and there's a poster that says

plastic cash and I said, Susan what is that? She goes, well, I was in a play

in Connecticut I said, I know I saw that I saw that she goes, oh come on

no really and I'm like really shaken she says, come on in relax I walk into her living room

and sitting over the fireplace is the poster of that mask that the woman gave me on the plane

the Arlequino mask the Arlequino mask I said no listen

I know this woman who she goes, yes I went to school there to learn how to make masks

I said, I have that mask she says, come on in I said, I promise tomorrow I'll go to the office, I'll get you the mask

I'll bring it it's sitting on my desk the next day I go to the office

and I say, okay the mask is gone where's this fucking mask I'm going to look like an idiot there's no mask

so I always thought this was just one long line actually, no never found that mask again my last name is Lupkovits

and in that name is the letters block B-L-O-C-K

is in the name Lupkovits and that's how I met this woman she was my dream girl yeah

yeah I tell that story and I still get shivers up my yeah

anal art and it's a true story it is and it's an amazing story

and I'm always touched by it when I tell it because I got this great, I was old I was 40 some odd years old when I met her

you know never give up on love brothers and sisters it can come to you later in life

I got this great gift in fact that's the best time for it to come to you is a little later in life you can really appreciate it

it was the first mother-in-law that said this guy's great the other two said this guy's a bum though man

well my mother was desperate anyway so that's how I really met her

she was just happy I was getting married I was such a crazy girl but I found another crazy boy to marry who had this crazy connection

with masks and posters and it's like these crazy connections that is what keeps us together

brothers and sisters I was asked a little earlier about what makes love last and it's all different things

for all different people because we're all different and yet it's always connections connections that you nurture

and that you create into stories and meaning and deliciousness connections absolutely

and just yeah making love first makes love last

first and I don't necessarily mean you have to have sex first although that's sometimes a very good idea but we actually didn't

we didn't have sex for six years we were friends because he was married I had a boyfriend this meant that when we did have sex

we already knew that we liked each other a lot and we were friends

premature ejaculation I was forgiving I was so nervous it's natural

I was a therapist so yeah love comes in many many different ways

I know some people that have been together forever and they did have sex on the first date so it's a great thing to do but we

kind of teased each other for a long time and we're still teasing and pleasing and loving

yeah and one thing she doesn't tell you about my girl, my friend here that I don't tell you about myself are you going to now spill a secret

right you know people come here they come to us over the years Susan has helped

so many people so many people and once in a while she'll say

can I buy some lingerie can I buy a pair she has not taken a dime out of this company

I take it all what are you talking about and she has helped so many people and we have saved each other's lives

a few times so we're buddies and there's love

love is up and down but we're buddies and we're witnesses to each other's lives and we share that life

and we're children and as I said before in the interview as the older I got I got back my innocence

and with my innocence I had the possibility to do whatever I wanted to like a kid

hey hey it's the bonobo way and listen brothers and sisters as bonobos

let us know monogamy is not exactly natural I mean we are like bonobos and we like

different people and different experiences and yet monogamy is just it's a great adventure

to share your life with someone it's not natural you got to work at it and you got to play with it

you got to play it and work it it's an art, it's a science it's a project it's a challenge in the society

but if it works for you it is worth it lovely

and thank you honey for being with me I love you you don't have to thank me it's great

for sharing this life and this craziness and for making it possible for me to be both

a wife and a just a crazy wild slut I just love it

because that's what she is you know I mean all the other guys it was like one or the other but if you can

find a girl and let her know you love her and also let her know her slut side

is okay and not only it's okay it's hot, it's wonderful it's the goddess

then I think you got it made I think that that's for us anyway like I said it's not the same for every couple

yeah there's no real answer but there's some answers alright we need more Bonoboville communion speaking of slutifying

I'm gonna run away for a minute don't run away yet you're part of this stay here

who's gonna do Bonoboville communion for us we have to do one we're gonna have a whole bunch because right now we're getting close to the end

of the show we're gonna do the end right now we're gonna do the end yeah this is the end of the show

we gotta do it with you here you're the prince you're the husband it's your anniversary too

right please thank you can I have some support here he's a creator he loves to create for everybody

I'm trying to get the food going can other people please get the food going is there anyone here

in the vicinity that could get the food going and now speaking of food can we get some nipples going up here

yeah can we get can we get some beautiful freeing of the nipple Karen summer you have quite a lot to free up there

and we need to get you up here and we have Aliyah Corsets brothers and sisters show off that corset girl

yes oh yeah show it off turn around very nice

and Karen won an award would you win Hall of Fame and Karen is now a therapist

with the Dr. Susan Block Institute so we're very very excited to welcome her to the team she's one of our celebrity therapists

and where's our salt where's our Bonoboville Communion salt right salt okay

thank you and let me get Sienna Sinclair will you come up here please hmm

oh flowers we have roses for the beauties American beauties

for our beauties okay so now I understand you do not partake

no but you can present present her your boobs please alright here she is

Karen summer is a presenter and she is about to present her altar of

boobage in a beautiful here let me have one uh decolletage

presented for the Critics Association and here they come the girls yes indeed

can we have some applause brothers and sisters alright alright and now we will do the

communion we must have a freeing of all the nipples because we are doing a simultaneous freeing of nipples

for everyone don't be intimidated by these gigantimuses oh yeah get that nipple

all freed nipples okay now these look very salty where's the shot

where's the salt I have salt on two nipples and now we need shot where is phoenix

or jake phoenix or jake uh we need

phoenix quick quick couple of things

okay but we need the drinks okay okay we are presenting watch the curtains

but now he left without bringing the uh the shot glasses the bonoboville communion stuff

thank you agua there's glasses on the floor over there by the curtain that's gonna get knocked over

and we also have uh our special drinks rock on

for the non-alcoholics okay okay who's doing this now you are

yeah but that means you have to show your boobies too here they go alia corset

your boobs whoa yeah baby and now

I love this show salt just get to it lick the salt

she's doing it she needs to do it over again oh my do over

I've got another one serving two alright so the nipple has been pre-salted so

the salt of life the salt has been applied these grosses are very good for spanking

now we take the shot so now we take the shot what are we shooting she drank first

she just does it by her own accord she's got her own thing and before there you go that's how you do bonoboville communion

alright so I got another shot in my hand oh we've got some oh by all means please very nice I'm glad to see

that bonoboville communion is going on in the congregation absolutely

absolutely and I also have a very special member

of bonoboville I have a special member of bonoboville here tonight who's taking the shot who's going to take the microphone from dark phoenix

if he lets it go and his name is Dr. Mars Dr. Mars come on up here

come on up here alright gotta get up here and you gotta get your

bonoboville communion from one of the lovely ladies Dr. Mars is one of our children he grew up with the show

just one well we have many children we have many children you're one of our favorites

especially since you got us a stripper pole we ordered the stripper pole for now we have a cup

it's on its way from China folks via North Korea I have no clue it will take us about two weeks but we have to figure out the dimensions

no problem we're waiting I'm sorry I didn't know you're on the spot

you're supposed to say something and then take some bonoboville communion you're supposed to wish us a happy anniversary I always wish a happy anniversary

I love you guys okay and we have an array

of boobs give her a microphone because we can't hear I'm salting any boobs you choose I'll suck them first

closest to alright honey that's you and while we're doing that do we have bellstar on the line

yeah is she there alright those are yours Dr. Mars

he is an oral surgeon so how was that now wait a minute it's oral surgeon

so watch out for your nipples are they good absolutely perfect I think it would be a travesty not to go down the whole line

oh there we go a business man what I love negotiation

listen he's not gonna bill you this is free he's gonna orally check out every nipple

yes this is an oral exam does that mean I have to get them already well you're

you're the salt girl now I'm the salt girl so this is called negotiations hey bell are you there

I'm here hey girl welcome bell so we're celebrating our 23rd wedding

anniversary bell so long yes well thank you bell I know you

I don't know if you can hear what's going on but we're we're doing Bonoboville communion and all kinds of stuff anyway we're so happy to have you join us bellstar

one of our other telephone sex therapists at the doctor susan block institute ah ha

thank you for joining our wedding party which is freeing the nipple right now and we've got quite a few nipples

freed very free nipples Janelle gets a rose

our our place here is just all full up with beautiful people doing

and black the butt with the rose just because right in the middle of everything

alright bell well I love you guys love you take a little toast for us back there and

give yourself a good orgasm for 23 years of love and take care of that little pussycat oh yeah

oh and welcome Karen okay thank you bellstar and let's see who else is out there that has not

come up here that I might want to have come up here I can't see who's out there in the crowd there

juxtas out there juxts juxts hey juxts

mr juxts in the house hey doc we've got some new guys coming up right now hey it's jack

we have I think I see a goddess in the house oh so much I think

there's a goddess in the house yes indeed and there's Lisa

woo oh yes indeed mr juxts to the mic

hey hey juxts happy anniversary to us oh here's my my finger flogger right I needed a white

one thank you I got a white juxts leather finger flogger

and I am so excited and here is a blast from the past Lisa and Davis

brothers and sisters from the Zorthian models the Zorthian ranch

yeah we've got you hanging in the gallery there's a picture of Lisa that you've seen in this corner and we just put it in the gallery

it's in the gallery now and you might recognize her say hello on the microphone darling and

we're so excited we haven't seen you in years happy anniversary woohoo thank you

oh wow well it's great to have you here Lisa and Davis of the Zorthian ranch who we've known since

like 2002 wow I know I haven't seen you in 8 years yeah

what's good to see you look gorgeouser than ever thank you I'm not used to the microphone

I'm gonna go take a tour okay well you know hang around hang around we're gonna go to the arch gallery soon where you're being featured

and here is goddess soba up to the microphone girl

woohoo gorgeous I just gotta know that fat Mike of no effects

is watching and he has a fetish for your boots but are you wearing boots you're not wearing boots he would be ashamed if he could see the shoes

I'm wearing the shoes that I don't wear around him oh he loves your boots

oh I like those shoes they go with mine yes yes yes yes it's the silver plated wedding

anniversary of the 23rd wedding anniversary which is you know really kind of pathetic in a way not solid silver

we gotta make it work oh yay gifts woohoo

oh thank you darling oh wow look at this sweet stuff and sour stuff and healthy stuff yum food and shiny things

shine yay and we're so excited that you are now publishing

Domination Directory International one of the great magazines absolutely this is just so exciting and appropriate

I don't know if I should open this I love your wedding monkey bars oh yeah you know what thank you for noticing

these are my monkey bars honey I need a picture of you like this because Mike has a picture hold the monkey bars

hold that there you go these are I had to wear them because they match

yeah but I want a picture like that because Mike has a picture like this so I want a picture like this yeah they are

fun and this is this helps get it in your ride through life in your ride through married life

wear those monkey bars you need a whip I don't know that's a little long he can do it whoa

this is what you call marital bondage you are an inexperienced girl I know I know

but you're cute in your corset honey oh my god and you're cute in your condescension well

she is cute in her corset but she don't know how to use that whip okay there you go that feels good

we are so excited to have you here you just did a performance at XRCO yeah actually I didn't do a show

we didn't do a show whatever and you're doing a show Home Street Home

we just did Home Street Home in San Francisco Home Street Home is a musical I just found this out at XRCO

that there's a musical category in porn now I think you helped create it alright so brothers and sisters we've got

a whole bunch of new people here now we're very excited we're going to break up the formal part of the show for the after party

we've got Jack the zipper on the microphone oh we've got Jack hello Jack the zipper our old friend Jack who we've known since 2001

hey doc hey max hey doc hey or no 2005 greetings from the bar yeah

greetings which is going strong I'd like to continue the tradition of wishing you both a magical evening thank you

and you're both healthy and happy and beautiful and it shows in every corner of the joint

drinks are on me and Deanna deadly is here and would like to reiterate oh yeah I just I forgot when I was up there I just wanted to

mention that I am performing this Thursday at Carmel Lounge performing burlesque and it's free

so if anyone wants to come to that absolutely and also I'm very excited to be here and it's really awesome to know you guys

this is only my second time here but I really plan to come back a lot and happy anniversary you can celebrate your 23rd anniversary and be kinky

that's the moral of this story yeah you can be wild and crazy you can be revolutionary and you can be married

if you want or not don't get married if you don't want to we're not saying it's for everybody but you know it's for us and we're so so happy

to share it with you guys you're all part of our marriage whether you like it or not and we love you 23 is kind of a magical

number 23 is it kind of an odd number it's weird like Illuminati Illuminati Illuminati number yeah all right

I mean the silver plated thing makes me feel like it's kind of chintzy but you know hey we're just thrilled to be here

we are thrilled to be here and so going into overtime as we are we're going to say thank you, thank you, thank you

for joining us I don't think we're going to go through everybody because there's people that are going in and out but we're going to do a group picture in a moment

so don't go anywhere we want a big group picture but I do want to tell you that you're all part of our love

you're all part of Bonoboville you're all part of our new erotic art gallery we want to see your works displayed in there and we want to see you next week

we're having Abbey Martin the mighty amazing anchor woman progressive voice

anti-police brutality patron saint of lefty political journalism and

and she's going to come here next week so we're really excited about that and maybe we're going to go to the Zorthian Ranch in a couple weeks

and Domination Directory International is featuring an article on the Bonobos brothers and sisters

who we all know are female dominant Milf's rural Bonoboville I think I need a little more applause

thank you yes, indeed brothers and sisters and they rule gently but firmly

okay, okay, you might say what's with the women in charge well the men are in charge of the common chimps and they kill each other

and they make war the females are in charge of the Bonobos and the guys have a great time they get laid all the time

and they don't make war they don't kill each other and they hardly ever rape any of the females because the females

are all having sex with each other so they kind of love each other and if a male is so bold as to jump on a female

well her female friends will jump on him and he'll be sorry but then they'll give him a blow job and it'll be all good

so anyway brothers and sisters follow the Bonobo way of peace through pleasure whether you get married to a lover or to a tree

you know whether you've got a dom or a sub or a husband or a wife or a rose

marry a rose we're all eco-sexualists make love not war make love to someone you love tonight

even you can marry yourself even if that someone is you uh huh you can do it to yourself brothers and sisters

that's right make like bonobos not baboons make love not war make love to someone you love tonight

even if that someone is you I love you we love you I love you

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