Bonobo Spring Equinox Bacchanalia

Full transcript of Bonobo Spring Equinox Bacchanalia on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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That's 213-291-9497 anytime you need to talk. You're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners,

artists and exhibitionists, boyers and connoisseurs, bonobos and bacontas, naughty girls and horny boys.

All you children of sex. And yes, we all are children of sex. Uh-huh, brothers and sisters. Even at this time, when we worship the gods

and the goddesses of our choice, whether they be Jesus rising from the dead, I don't lie at the table of Passover. I love Persian New Year, right?

Something, right? There's something. I know. And the Hindus have something, Buddha. You know, this is the time we celebrate God, baby. God, baby.

Isn't that what we call out in the throes of orgasm? Some of us try to be politically correct and say goddess, but it's not easy. Mostly say God.

Especially this time of year. It is spring, brothers and sisters. And it is actually the spring equinox. The bonobos spring equinox.

Oh, yeah. And yeah, the bonobos are the make love, not war chimpanzees. They have a lot of sex. And yes, brothers and sisters,

we may or may not be children of God, but one thing we know, we are all children of sex. Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an A, women?

I want to welcome you to the womb room. Uh-huh. Yes. Where it's warm inside, although it is getting warmer and warmer outside too.

Yes. It's spring. And it's the bonobos spring. Why?

Because I said so. Because I don't know. I mean, I wrote this book. It's the bonobos spring.

It's the year of the bonobos. We got to save the bonobos. And they just might, no wait, change that. They will reciprocate.

They are very reciprocal as any good lovers are. They are great lovers. They have a lot of sex. And they never kill each other.

So it's time for a bonobo spring. Spring revolution, brothers and sisters, is a time of, well, out with the old and with the new.

Spring cleaning. Yes, indeed. Out with the old great ape paradigm. The killer ape paradigm.

ISIS and the U.S. military. ISIS is us. Hey, the bad side of us. Out there fighting us to keep our military

industrial complex rich, basically. And that's it. Nobody else benefits. So how about a bonobo spring, brothers and sisters?

Anyway, I like it. And I think there is a possibility of it, because what I heard is ISIS is into lingerie. I did.

I hear, I don't know. I mean, they immediately denied that and stuff. You know, hey, I slice off people's heads, but no, not into lingerie.

Well, be into lingerie. Welcome to our bonobo spring. Yes, indeed. And it being the equinox, I am so excited to welcome it

with a bunch of beautiful bacontes. I don't even know who to introduce first. I'm so excited. I'm going to have to introduce you all kind of quickly.

Starting with the bike. Well, it is spring. Time to ride the mad ex bike. And that's all I'm going to say.

I want to introduce my bacontes. Yes, bacontes being ladies of Bacchus, this being a bacchanal, which we will explain further in class.

But first, I want to introduce to everyone out there in DrSuzi.tv land, because most of the people in the womb room know her very well. Probably most of the people in DrSuzi.tv land know her too.

But I want to introduce the amazing author, porn star, model, artist, talk show host, Sienna Sinclair. And sexpert.

Yes, sexpert. Sexpert. That kind of covers it all, actually. Naughty expert, yes.

Naughty expert. Come into the bed with me here, naughty expert. And show me your books. Let me see those books.

Here's my books. Oh my goodness. Now, I know about this book, because I'm actually in it.

And I'm so excited to be in it. Yes. And now we have another book. So these are twins.

These are totally twins. And the name is Naughty Girls Guide to Los Angeles. That's the first one. And then the second is, well, what comes after LA?

Vegas, of course. Bakersfield? No. I don't think so.

Vegas, baby. Naughty Girls Guide to Las Vegas. And yeah, it's different. You're Brunette over here.

Well, there are different girls. The book is not supposed to be about me. That was the first one. But she looks so much like you.

The blonde does look like you. Totally like you. That's the first one, yeah. But this one also looks like you.

Yeah, I'm just showing that any girl can be naughty. Any girl can be naughty. What is the naughty philosophy? The naughty philosophy.

The naughty girls. The naughty girls' philosophy is to be, you know, just be confident. And believe in yourself. And if you have confidence, then it's easier to be naughty

and to feel sexy about yourself. Yeah. Now, that's always a good idea for girls or guys. Yeah, both.

I mean, this is a Naughty Girls Guide, meaning it's a guide for naughty girls and a guide to naughty girls. Yeah, so guys can pick it up to find out where all the naughty girls are going.

Right. Well, I think we can see that a lot of these naughty girls are right in my bed right now. Yeah, they're already here.

And there's a lot of guys who followed me, the book, and you to come here. Oh, yes. Yeah, they're trying to find out where the naughty girls are.

Well, here they are. And I want to come back to the book and the guide and you and all your exciting things, your nude modeling and your show and everything and your naughty ideas.

Yeah, of course. And yet I want to introduce some more of my guests. All the way from Santa Barbara. Here they are.

This is with their bathing outfits, their bathing costumes or something. I can't tell whether these are painted on or put on. This is the Unlicensed Professionals Cat Imperial

and Sam Fairley. Yeah. Wow. Talking to the microphones.

Hello. Hi. Say hi to all your fans. Hi everyone in Fanland.

You have so many fans. We're all right. You have a lot of likes. We're all doing all right.

Yeah. We're working on it. Building it up. Yeah.

You've got a show. We do. Which is very sexy and funny and cute and like you, you know. It is.

Yeah. We like to think we're a little cheeky. Yeah. You like to take on the issues of the day.

Exactly. Like what are some of your most popular issues that you've taken on? Anal bleaching. Anal bleaching.

We haven't actually taken it fully on yet. I've only did a comedic rant. Okay. To it.

We'll come back to it. Okay. We're building up to that one. Right.

So are we. Right. We have talked about it also and we've examined some anal bleached anuses but we haven't actually done anal bleaching on the show.

I don't think. We might have to do a crossover. Unless I'm forgetting. Captain Max remind me.

Have we done anal bleaching on the show? I know we talked about it. No. We haven't done it yet.

We could. He doesn't seem to want to do it. I'm not sure. That did kind of sound like a no.

I don't know. We haven't done it yet. We have to try everything once. Well, we would like to try with you when that happens.

Really? I have many kids I've been saving to do it. You can experiment on us. It's okay.

I bet he would go for it if he knew it was going to be you two. He might. That is true. No, he definitely would.

Right. You would go. How about if it was going to be Kat and or Sam getting their anus bleached? Yeah.

Yeah. He's nodding. He's nodding and smiling. Yeah.

Yeah. That'd be okay. That'd be okay. All right.

So on the other side of my spring equinox, what is this? It's a bacchanal. It hasn't become a bacchanal yet, actually. It's a lady's gathering of flowers, the flora and tea.

And we have returned to us from last week, Karen Summer. Yay. Karen Summer is an ABN award-winning actress. That means she's a really hot porn star.

And she's in the ABN Hall of Fame. And she's also winning another award. Talking to the flower. No, you got to get a microphone.

Yes, actually, during the week I was told that this year they've inducted me into the legends of erotica as well as the ABN Hall of Fame. And I've been notified that I am going to be receiving the XRCO Hall of Fame as well. Wow.

And I was told just during this last week they've nominated me for Best Comeback. Best Comeback? Yeah. Wow.

That's big. I appreciate and love all that they've given me. But when I left the business, it was right at where it was my turn. Usually if you make it in the business for 10 years successfully and you keep at a good

pace, you are inducted. You don't become a legend until after a few more. So it was right about my turn or time and I left. So I came back and they were like, oh, there you are.

We had something for you. You know, so that's just a wonder and a grace that they see me, they acknowledge me and they love me still. But to be acknowledged for the comeback, that means that they're appreciating the

work I'm doing now. So that means that they've accepted me and love me as a milf cougar as it were. Yes, indeed. And that I am.

Karen Summer is back in the sack. Oh hell yeah. Oh yeah. I never left it.

We just turned the camera off for 20 years. Well, we can watch her in the sack again. That's right. One of the golden girls.

Yes, I am. One of the golden girls of porn. Yes. All right.

Well, we're excited to have you back here for spring. I would not have missed this soiree for anything. Yes. A bit different.

Last week was an intimate show. No, it was a nice intimate wonderful thing. But when you told me about this and feminine polkretude and offered me the opportunity to meet these lovely ladies who I have wanted to meet and to join the

gathering of wonderful yummy out here, I couldn't miss it. Wonderful yummy. Oh well, there's just a whole bunch of lollipops and peaches that I have yet to taste. I heard a lucky yes out there.

Oh, hello there, handsome. And that, brothers and sisters, who are simply listening is the lovely lilting voice of Layla Blue Phoenix. Yeah.

Whose hair matches the unlicensed professionals in brightness, if not in actual color. It is certainly as bright, right? Maybe on the third charm. Uh huh.

We have all the colors of the rainbow. Yes, indeed. So Layla is back. Layla has been our hot wax girl along with Master D.

Who's sitting in the boys' section. It's just sort of like a religious temple or something. We have the girls here and the boys here. I don't know, it's not always like this.

But somehow it wound up like this right now. And I'm sort of getting kinkified by it. You know, there's girls here on the stage, boys there. It's very politically incorrect.

We should have at least one boy here. Phoenix? All right. Oh, look at the hands.

Oh, there's a hand raising. Wow. Can you represent though? Can you represent?

Yeah, can you represent? Yeah. Okay, we need a mic for Sienna. Take a mic.

Now you've got... He's part of my meetup group, so... Okay. I've seen him naked before.

What is his name? I don't know. Am I allowed to say her name? I haven't seen him naked either.

Al. Al, we can call. You can call me Al and I can call you Al. All right, so that's all we know is that you're Al.

Al, yeah. So Al can represent. He's a tall drink of water, yeah. Right, right.

Tall, dark drink of water. Yeah, I think we need some male energy here. What do you think, ladies? Yeah, some male energy, yeah.

Male energy, right? I vote yes. Except I want the female energy all to come up here. So you guys come up here, male energy, or you could...

So females over here, males right there, yeah. Well... Okay, okay. So one female...

Somebody rang? Yeah. So let's... Yeah, they are.

Wow. Look at this. They have male... Well, I wanted some male energy, but I got some.

So you can do whatever you were doing. But thank you for volunteering. But you could come back as well. But now we're inviting...

Al, is Al coming up? Mr. Al up here. Mr. Al. Here.

Yeah. So... Oh, come on. Yeah.

Al, well, you want to come up... No, no, sit over here, Al. Yeah. We have to examine you first.

Right. We have to examine you first. We have to... You know, be...

Oh, okay. Very good, very good. So bring them forward to at least this area. And maybe they can share a chair, actually, because these are gigantic chairs that were provided

by HBO in my HBO heyday, which I never forget. So Al is here. Let's interrogate him. He needs a microphone, though.

He can use mine. Okay. Well, isn't that nice? Hello.

Hello, girls, share. And he does have a nice deep voice. So, Al, you are a member of Sienna's Meetup Group? Absolutely.

Another sexy guy that wants to come sit. You may know him. Oh, and I'll jump up at once. He used to donate sex toys for your...

He donated sex toys. Screaming Oh. Oh, I need some more of those, actually. I need some more.

I do. And a rock on, yeah. Yeah. Hey, what is your name?

I'm Keith. Keith. Keith. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too. I got two hands and a minute up here. Wow. Happy Spring.

Happy Bonobos Spring. Bonobos. Yeah, Bonobos and naughty girls. Bonobos are actually very naughty girls.

Very naughty. Naughty girls and boys. Make for a better world. They make a good porno, too, the Bonobos.

Well, yeah. I've heard that. Well, you know, not everyone... I've watched some good at it.

I enjoy that, too. You know, it's true. And just because you like watching Bonobos have sex doesn't mean you want to have sex with Bonobos. Okay.

Now, I'm not sure about Sienna. Do you want to have sex with Bonobos? No, I just think they're all about self-pleasuring. There'll be one...

I saw one girl masturbating and then the other girl comes over and starts licking her and then the boy joins and I'm like, whoa, this is really cool. It brings out the animal in you. Yeah.

It makes... What other animal masturbates? Well, actually a lot of animals masturbate. It's something I've never seen.

They do. But Bonobos do it more. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they do.

And I mean, monkeys masturbate, common chimps masturbate. I guess my dog does lick herself a lot. And comps things. You know, your dog...

I mean, if your dog had hands... I mean, this is why George Carlin said, may he rest in peace. If God had intended us not to masturbate, he or she would have made our arms shorter. Right.

So, you know... We are not T-Rexes. Poor T-Rex. No wonder he was so upset.

Or she... Can't get down there. No. And what knee could he or she rub against?

Sexy girl, if you're... Tough. I know. Another young lovely.

Wow. It's the Bonobo Spring Equinox. And here she is, Onyx. Mew.

Hello. Hello, Bonobo family. Oh, yeah. Hello, lovely.

My lovely goddess. We're so springy tonight. Well, I'm very springy, I guess. I'm in eco-sex green and pussy pink.

You know, and you're in, like, the whole rainbow coalition thing. This is what... Do you want to be spring? Yeah.

Spring colors. It is springy, yeah. For sure. For sure.

It's like, wow. Fishnet. Mm-hmm. Do you ever, like, wear this to the beach in Santa Barbara?

No, but now that I have it, I probably will. Over a bathing suit, I feel like I'm ready to go. I mean, take off the leather, but I think I'm ready to go in the ocean. Yeah.

All right. So, and these are to tie you up to something? Oh, this is a whole fashion thing? Or is it a BDSM thing?

Leg garter. Fifty shades of garters. Wow. They're pretty amazing.

Oh, yeah. Mm. And I have onyx. Yes.

I haven't seen you in a while. I know. I know. And so, present yourself.

What's going on? I am doing a lot. I've been shooting, so it took a little break from that. And I've been dancing and meeting other sexy people in this erotic world to throw a sexy party.

Ah, meeting people to throw sexy parties. You know, this is like a meeting of people that meet for sexy parties. Yeah. You know, and we're kind of talking about, like, maybe we should just before we have a sexy party,

which I think is pretty inevitable. What is your, like, idea or fantasy of the greatest sexy party? Please. Ah, man.

I'd like it to be where I'm at, like, as if it's a rave, but then when I'm in the rave, I get invited to this secret other party that's going on. And then it's like, I'm in Madonna's material girl video with, like, where she's, like, in the dress and she has all the guys in the suits and then hopefully, like, a gang bang happens.

Whoa. Yeah. Don't let anybody tell you you don't have a vision girl. That is a vision.

Woo. Fantasy. Somebody, somebody finances. Put it up on a crowd funder.

I want to do a shameless plug. This is actually Sienna's meetup group, as most of the people here. Yes. Sienna hosts meetup groups and parties all the time, too.

Absolutely. This is, this is one, but you have a lot of parties. Wow. He's, he's known as the pervert at my parties.

I was kidding. I was kidding. No, no, I'm saying, not the pervert. He's the one who likes to have fun.

So we got Al the pervert. And we've got. I heard from the ladies, he's big. He's not just tall with big feet.

Ah. Keith, these screaming, oh man. Rock on. Rock on.

Not just tall. Rock on, too. Rock on, yeah. Isn't that an aphrodisiac?

Do you do the rock on? Yes. Okay. Sexual enhancement.

Well, I know, but it's also kind of an expression, or at least it used to be. So I just wanted to clarify, I thought that was it. Now, is that for girls or guys? For girls and for guys.

We got drink shots and pills and pills. Drink shots, pills and tablets. You can mix them with vodka. Now we have to clarify this.

This is the age of the Cosby Cosmo. So this is nothing that kind of. With the roofie? Yeah, right.

This is no, no bad stuff like that. Right. I mean, what? Natural herbs.

It's all herbal. Well, you know, good. Natural herbal and like a vitamin. And horny juice.

Horny juice. Not Spanish fly. Okay. And all natural.

Mm. Aphrodisiac. Aphrodisiac. Okay.

All right. Well, we, we, we like aphrodisiac. I have one right here. It's called alcohol.

Perhaps you've heard of it. Anyway, but not everybody's into that such as. Miss Karen, which is how you say so young. Like a bonobo.

What? What? You're not into alcohol as an aphrodisiac. No, no, not anymore.

I've had enough for a while. Yeah. Talking to a microphone. I think you need to talk into a mic, but I hear you a little bit.

Not anymore. No. Now, I just want to point to the pink elephant in the room. Oh, before I do that, I want to point behind the photographer to Anthony.

Dun, dun, dun. Win. Who I introduced before the show, but now that we're on the show, I would like to, oh, look at this.

He is like on camera. Wow. Anthony. Hi.

Hi. Hey. How you doing? Well, I'm surrounded by beautiful ladies for spring.

It's a spring equinox celebration and we're all springy looking. And, and you're here. Anthony is the artist who created Stripper Ella for Stan Lee with Stan Lee. For Stan Lee.

Worship of Stan Lee. We love Stan Lee. Absolutely. Stan's the man.

So are you. Oh, thank you. Oh. I love my license professionals.

These girls are so awesome. They actually run it with me up to San Francisco one weekend during the holidays. Oh, really? That was fun.

You're without your mom's permission? Oh, all right. I'm excited to hear about that. Oh, man.

Oh, well, just got to give a shout out to Crazy Horse out there. Did you draw pictures all the way? Oh, yeah. We'll draw on everyone right now.

Oh, yeah. But yeah, Crazy Horse San Francisco. Yo. Yo, yo.

Boom. Yeah. Yo, Myron. Myron.

He's a man. We got to get Myron up here. Okay, girls? We do.

I agree. You'll love it. Where's Myron? Myron's man.

Crazy Horse. He books all the girls for the shows up there as well. All right. Yeah.

So great. So Anthony is here, and I understand that one of the fun meetup activities that you do is nude artist drawing. Is that right?

Yes, I did a naked art class one time. One time? Oh. Well, I, the models, and then one of the, one of the guys volunteered to, because

we didn't have a male model, so he volunteered for free. I know that was hard for him to do that. And then I also volunteered my time. Was it hard?

No. He was soft. I think it was hard for him to get hard. That's okay.

That's like a real artist model. But I do so many meetups that I always like to vary. So that's why it's hard to get back to past ones, because I'm always thinking of a new one.

All right. I volunteered to draw the next one. Yeah, yeah. You mean you're going to be the model?

I'll sketch. Oh. Drink and draw. That's what I do.

Drink and draw, yeah. Drink and draw. You should try butt drawing, which is pretty fun. Okay, what do you, what with your butt drawing?

You put the Sharpie or whatever tool you're using, pencil in your butt. Oh, cool. And you use that to paint on the canvas. That's like the girls in Thailand, I saw.

I would like to see that. Wow. We have done that. There's a video of that.

They find my name. Now does it have to be with a brush? It could be with any sort of utensil you would like to use. Uh-huh.

It's just a matter of getting it to stay in there, so we've learned. Right. Okay. Do you have a utensil like that here?

We do not have one here with us. Perhaps my bartender could come up with one. Jake. That is true.

Cat and Sam take art to another level. I don't know. A Sharpie is pretty good. You could have a drink and draw.

Well, a pen, yeah. It's got to be a little thicker. A Sharpie. A Sharpie is pretty good.

Maybe a Sharpie. No, if you're tight, it should be able to hold it just fine. You just don't want to have to press that hard. A Sharpie.

Sam. Sam. This is going just fine. Okay.

So we have something to look forward to. Oh, here we have it. Oh, we do. All right.

Who's going to do this? Okay. So we need some paper to draw on, I guess. Right?

Yeah. Something to draw on. Paper here. Here you go.

Yeah. Oh, here we go. Here we go. So while we're gathering this, I just want to say we have a bike here.

Does she need some lube too? Yeah. It's called the Mad X bike. Thank you, Anthony.

I'll hold the paper. You're going to hold the paper. Okay. You're forcing her.

Putting yourself out. I told you. He's always a gentleman. Yeah.

I also want better members. So right now, you're lubing up your butt. Is that right? Yeah.

Or no, the opposite, maybe. Maybe you're not lubing it up. Your purpose. Maybe you don't want to fall out.

You're kind of getting it to stick. Well, Al was going to help you. Oh, here she goes. Wait, wait.

Come on over here. This is the best angle here. Yeah. Yeah.

Let's do it. Wow. This is the art. Here.

Wow. This angle. Can you see me? We have the better view.

I think we do. We have the best seats in the house. I think we do have a good view here. But come on over this way.

Jux. Jux, come on right up here. This is like an incredible view to get a. You guys need to auction this off, by the way.

Yeah. Bitters? Any bitters? This is butt drawing.

Oh, that's a win. Cat Imperial of unlicensed professionals. By the way, she is not licensed to do this. Wow.

She's drawing a perfect image of you. Yes. This is what you look like. Actually, this looks like my hat.

It does actually. Doesn't it? It looks like you over at least as much as Anthony's drawing. You need to auction this off.

Whoa. It's pretty spot on. Look at this. Look at this.

It's beautiful. She showed the audience your marker. No, wait, wait. No one's going to believe you and your marker.

You need to show the audience. Okay. Beautiful. Look at this.

Now, who is this? Elle. Oh, gosh. I thought it was me.

Okay. Never mind. I thought that was the hat right there. Opening bid.

Opening bid is 1,000. 1,000. Do I hear 1,005? I can totally see the penis.

Oh, a penis. Okay. 2,050. Do I hear 2,050?

I still think it's me. Cameron says to auction off the Sharpie. Maybe me with a penis. I know, right?

I think it's you. The hat. Doesn't that look like a hat? Speak on the microphone.

I need a little bit of support here. That this does look like a hat right here. Yeah. It looks like it's a hat.

And then you're taking his cock in your mouth. Wow. There's your bow. I guess so.

I'm sorry. That's just what I see. Yeah, yeah. I can sort of, this is the cock right here?

Yeah. Afterward, you're like, all right, what do I do? Oh, no. This is the cock right here.

Yeah. That's the cock. No, that's the vagina. Oh, never mind.

Okay. Now speaking of cocks, excuse me. Could you very dramatically walk over? No, no, no.

I'd like the lady here to do the honors of pulling up. Theatrically. Theatrically. Dramatically.

Dramatically. Because after, and you can be supportive. Yes. Right here.

No drum roll. And she's going to reveal slowly the Mad X-Bike. Okay. Nick Salazar, are you watching?

All right. Here it comes. It's spring. We all love to ride the bicycle.

Spring has sprung. The record on the bicycle is three seconds to orgasm. The previous was 10 seconds. There's now three seconds.

That's the least amount of time, right? Yes. Okay. Does it work if we try it?

Well, we sort of try. We haven't really ridden it yet. No. We've put it together and have considered that it can be ridden in some different ways.

The guys are looking apprehensive. Where are the pedals? The pedals. Go ahead.

Lance Armstrong has nothing on you. So, this is just, you know, one of our guests, so to speak, is this. When I have toys from Screaming-O, they are one of our guests, and I introduce them with much fanfare.

And now, you know, we're going to sort of see who might want to... I think I saw one of the audience. A guy. The guy in the pink shirt.

A guy. You know, I think the first ride on... No, I mean, all the stuff. The first matches.

I mean, it could be maybe, you know, not a natal girl. I mean, it could be... I can't hear that from here. Naomi, Laquisha, anybody out there?

Now, I do want to say this. This can be ridden for the first time without the big... You don't... Okay.

Class, settle down. That's right, everybody. We are going to have the after-party soon. But do not speak.

Do not speak, or the devil's going to get you. And that would be pan. The God of Spring. Yeah, don't speak unless you're on a microphone.

Okay. Speak on microphones. I do want you to speak, though. But please not...

Because it sounds like a bunch of hubbub. We are actually filming a television show right now. There's going to be an after-party. We can speak off of microphones.

But right now, is this working? No. You have to speak on a microphone. I was just speaking into the devil, by the way.

For those of you who are listening... You see, some people are actually listening to the Dr. Susan Block show. On radio, Susie won only. They are listening.

They are in what I call the cheap seats. And they just listen to what's going on. And it's good enough for, you know, just kind of having it in the background or whatever. Hello, cheap seaters.

Oh, yeah. Why don't you pony up? And maybe one of us will ride the bike. Uh-huh.

But we are celebrating spring. Yes. And, of course, one of the aspects of celebrating spring. It is the time of resurrection.

Of Jesus, right? Jesus. Yeah. No.

Well, it is. And there's all the other religions that I did pay obeisance to in the beginning. Including the goddess, the eco-sexual fecundity of it all. And yet, you know, Jesus was a God of wine.

Right? A God of spirits. A God of, you know, he turned the water into wine at the wedding. And also, he's kind of a later form of the God who comes back to life that Dionysus

was also a representative of. And this is why we call this a bacchanal, other than we just like to get orgiastic. But it is, it does have this classical kind of history to the spring. The bacchanalia, the time of Dionysus.

Because, yes, we celebrate Jesus coming back to life in the spring, but he was not the first God to do so. Actually, it was a goddess that did so first. Persephone, who comes back to the earth after she's been raped.

I got raped into this story. That's actually one of my favorite stories. Yes, a lot of fucked up young girls get very turned on by the story of Persephone picking flowers innocently with her girlfriends and getting dripped on by the water.

Yes, it feels good. And then suddenly, while she's feeling good with her girlfriends and just picking the flowers and they're having bonobo-esque gay girl sex, suddenly, hey, not just any guy, but this big god of death comes up

and steals her away and rapes her. They aren't very specific, at least not the versions that have come back to us. Perhaps that has been expurgated over the years, but he takes her down into Hades and she's there

and she eats the six pomegranate seeds and whatever. She has to stay there for six months of the year and her mother is so upset the whole earth goes to winter before everything was spring all the time.

All the time. Beautiful. All the time, but a little boring, right? Like California.

No. So, I'm from the East Coast. So anyway, yeah. So Demeter, series to the Romans, she goes,

oh, my daughter and she wasn't, you know, nothing, everything's winter. Then Zeus allows her to come back and so the rising up to Elucis is the joining of mother and daughter in spring and that's when Demeter says, oh, my daughter's here

and she showers the world in spring. Yes, you learned this in your class and some other class or something? No, I actually have a book on Greek mythology. Yeah, you're into it.

I am. Why do you like Persephone so much? And the rape scene. You have to explain that.

Well, I had a children's version. Or guys might think you want to be raped, which is not true. Mine was a children's version. There was no rape in mine, to be honest.

She just got kidnapped. She was, I think they refer to her as the wife, not so much. Kidnapped against her will. I mean, let's get real here, folks.

She's kidnapped against her will and taken down to the underworld. But of course, I say let's get real, but it's not real. It's a myth, right? So, you know, it's no wonder it turns people on.

It's not anything that anybody really wants. No. Say that in the microphone. No.

Consent. Good girl. No, seriously, seriously, there's a lot of talk here about rape fantasies because we've got such, you know, kind of wild and crazy chicks here.

And, and, and there's a, yeah, Onyx. All right. You have, you're a Persephone as well. Totally.

Yeah. Okay. Can't deny it. Yep.

Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.

Anyway, it loses its, this is the basis. The mother and daughter reunion, not the father son that comes later because the guys took over everything. The guys took over everything on the earth and they decided to take over heaven too.

So the goddess turned into God and everything. So it's cool. I mean, it's not so cool, but you know, it's spring. So anyway, Jesus has this antecedent though.

He wasn't the first male God to come back to life. Right? Not even. No.

Who was? Well, I don't even know if he was the first, but he was famous and his name is Dionysus, God of the spring, God of wine as Jesus was and God born of the human father and the mortal mother

and he is resurrected in spring. He's killed in a bloody way, not crucified. He's like chopped up in little pieces. The crucifixion was very better.

Yeah. Right. Chopped up in little pieces. Yeah.

No, I think they improved on it with the crucifixion. You wouldn't want to wear little pieces or maybe so. Maybe you'd want to wear little pieces around your neck. So the people doing it, you know, like you're chopping up the pieces,

you're giving some thought on what you're going to do with it afterwards, you know, like get rid of it. You're such a cannibal woman. You're chopping up the stew.

You're trying to get away with murder here, right? Something, right. I don't know. But anyway, somebody put him back together and he came back

to life in the spring and yeah, he was the God of wine and so in Bacchanales, you drink something, unless you don't, right? What do you think about the whole spirits thing?

No, I drink. I love spirits. I drink all the time. How does that fit into your meet-ups?

How do you kind of encourage it, control it? My meet-ups are alcoholics. They're drunk. That's how we all met.

We were actually at an AA meeting and then I said, let's be naughty. So that was good. I almost believed her.

That was. I know. Whoa. No, sometimes I wish they would drink more.

Yeah. Yeah. And besides, I want to get these guys' shirts off. What do you say?

Right? Yeah. It is one way we do it. I mean, I'm all ears if you have another way.

Yeah, that's how we kind of get shirts off. Didn't we do that last time? We did body shots last time. Or do we do anal shots out of the air?

Anal shots. It's a little, you know, I don't know. Because we know someone can hold our cup for us. Kind of soon.

You want to do anal shots? You people? Right. I mean, you people.

You people. You want to do anal shots. I know you did some anal something. Yeah.

I teach anal classes. Okay. Let's do it. Let's do it.

Okay. I'm going to be open. You're going to be open. You're going to be open.

You're asking me open? For spring. Anal shots? Well, I don't know if I'll do them.

I'd like to see how it's done. What's the ingredients in an anal shot? We usually just do nipples. Whatever you want.

You're confused. Okay. So the ingredients, I, okay. Can I have, this is, that's a more or less not full bottle.

Here we go. It's a very springy drinky. That's springy drinky. Yay.

It's a queen. So laughs the non-drinker. Thinking about how these future drinkers are going to, you know, everyone's going to get schnockered.

Right. And be prey for your wit. All right. So yes.

Agua. Cocoa leaf liqueur is this drink. It is also herbal. Cocoa herbal liqueur.

And no, not cocaine. No, you don't snort it. Although it is made from the coca leaf and, and salt. Can I please have the salt?

Now Karen has done this before you rainbow coalition have done this before the unlicensed professionals. And of course we are not licensed to drink, but we're actually some of us shouldn't be drinking and will not be drinking.

Who am I looking at? I'm looking at me. Okay. I'm looking at the schoolgirl right here.

Okay. There is a schoolgirl in the crowd. Now she is over 18. So she is allowed to participate in the new detail.

Right. And this is Leila blue. And she's not even, Onyx has not even given up her microphone. But she can go to war.

Right. So. And she can provide parts of her body. Let's have a look at that body for a second here.

Can you stand up please? Let's look at this body. Okay. Here.

This is Leila in her schoolgirl outfit. We can thank master D for something here. I think she maybe got the outfit or no, no, but she's wearing the outfit to tease him mercilessly.

Yes. Yes. That part I was right about. She's shaking her booty in his face and she's got some booty

there. She's got some tattoos, various tattoos. Yes, she does. And piercing.

I can tell her nipples are pierced. In fact, let's just say since she can't drink that she should provide the altar for the first Bonoboville communion. How about that?

Yeah. Here we go. She can give shots. She just can't drink.

I mean the shirt is just ready to be lifted up or down. Here we go. No music.

Just lose it. Yeah. Yeah. There's a little music here.

You have a little bit to strip tease. This is Leila Blue Phoenix who is jumping on the scene from Seattle. She's kind of new in town in LA and now she's getting

famous. First hits on the stage. Yay. Free the nipple.

We're all for Miley Cyrus's campaign. Yes. Absolutely. It's not only her, but she's the one I remember.

She's famous. And Miley Cyrus stops slut shaming Miley and everybody else. And free the nipple.

Why shouldn't girls be able to show their nipples? I mean all the guys are nodding in this room. But I don't know. There's some reasons people have, I forget.

But anyway, free the nipple. So here she is, Leila. And let's see. I would like somebody who has done the

Bonoboville communion before to accept, I guess Leila would have to accept you or you to do a shot off of her lovely boobs. She's pointing to Onyx.

Onyx, how old are you? 25. 25. You love that I asked you that question.

Don't shoot. I mean, you know, I could be younger. Yeah. For now, I want you to play in the golden girls.

That would be fine. No. We have another golden girl here. Onyx is just a Onyx girl.

We have Onyx and silver and gold and red. Red hair. Okay. So here we have, so maybe, maybe you should,

let's see, come over here. How do we do this? I'll move. Okay.

You're going to move over here. We are having the first Bonoboville communion, brothers and sisters. This is a religious holiday.

Equinox. This is the spring equinox. This is when, you know, things get warmer, nicer, sexier, the birds and the bees buzzing with the

flowers in the trees. Yes. Sex is in the air, the Bonobo spring, the time when things can get new.

And so, okay. Well, I think we all like Onyx's booties. It's amazing. I think that is really part of the spring thing.

I was trying to change into a dress, but we just came from an MMA fight. I like the tight pants. The tight pants are amazing.

The pants are hot. Yeah, they are. Thank you. Are you seeing some missing items?

Yeah, but you could lose the top. Oh, I could do that. Yeah, lose the top. Let's do that.

Keep your pants on. Here she is. Onyx. Woo.

And she is topless. Onyx is the possessor of the second set of beautiful titties. And look at that.

What is that? Riding. That's twerking. Another Miley support.

That's a feature dancer move. There you go, baby. You know she's a feature. Oh, yeah.

That was professional. That was special. You impressed by that? You won licensed pros?

Oh, we are. That was a professional move. We just tried to bust that move. It is not pretty.

She did that very pretty. I would love that. I would love that. She's very good at that.

All right. So here we have Onyx. And she's going to take the first you lick the altar. This is bonobo milk.

Oh. There you go, baby. One shot. We have room for, we have time.

It's a question of time for one shot. We keep going like this. Okay. We're going to do a quickie now.

Okay. So lick the nipple first. This is the bonoboville community. It has something to do with sex and something to do with God and something to do with Catholics

and Jesus. And it's communion, but it's not. And now the salt. Okay.

And where's the liquor? Wait a second. Somebody pour the liquor. Okay.

Okay. She's already licking her. Okay. She's licking her here.

Pour a shot for her. Okay. And now we are going to be licking the body. You can start.

Wait. Oh. Yeah. Okay.

Okay. Don't spill. All right. That's my book.

Don't spill it on there. Okay. And lick that nipple. Yes, indeed.

This is Onyx the Hungry Muse. And she is licking Layla's nipple. Layla is the altar in bonoboville communion, brothers and sisters. And don't you feel healed?

Yes. Yes, indeed. Free the nipple. And we're going to take a break.

We're going to come back in just a moment. We're going to change our tapes. But don't put your tops on. You can also do bonoboville communion.

If you like, out in the studio, in the bar, bonoboville communion can be done anytime. We can even do it on the break here. But we'll be coming back with more bonoboville communion

and riding the Mad X-Bike, which is a little easier after bonoboville communion. Okay. So don't come yet.

Friends of Sienna Sinclair and unlicensed professionals, Layla and Onyx and Karen. Oh, yeah. And screaming, oh, yeah, Al.

You can call me Al. Don't come yet. And don't go away. We'll be right back.

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Really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure, with the females gently dominating the very happy,

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A little dirty. Alright, we are back. Brothers and sisters. Lovers and sisters.

And their rainbow colors. Cat and Sam. They've got a hot show. Yeah.

They did a show all about getting ready for my book tour. Yes, because picking out what we're going to wear for this show is quite, quite an endeavor. It's about a couple hours,

trying on things, taking them off, trying them on, switching outfits. Yeah. It's good time.

Yeah, it's work. You probably know. But nice work if you can get it. All that clothes, trying on and off.

Yeah. Okay, talking to your microphones, talk into your children? No.

There are no children here, although one is just 18. But yeah, talking to the microphone, right, and she's almost 19.

Okay, I'm glad. Okay, is that microphone on? No. Can we have some help?

And is this yours? No, we're on. Is it? Okay.

This is Sienna Sinclair. Hello. What are we going to get the guys naked? Yeah, I heard there was going to be some naked ass.

Yes, okay. At least it shorts off. All right, so you can now do a Bonoboville communion shot

off of one of their body parts. You can do my ass if you want to. Wait, I thought we were getting... No, that would be nice.

That too. That too, but we also want to get them. There's that booty. There's Onyx.

She says she's going to ride the bike without the dildo. So we're excited. But we are going to have this

Bonoboville communion because these guys are kind of ringside, so they need to get a little liquored up.

Yeah, so yeah, and they need to get their some clothes off. At least one article.

I mean, we're so close. Come on. You should always help them take off. If I asked nicely,

would you remove something? Yeah. Why don't you help them? One button in front of the other.

I'm going to be a bitch. Take it off. Take it off. Don't make us do it for you.

I think we need to use it. I think I will. Music. I guess I'm Chick-a-Boo.

Chick-a-Boo. Oh, he's going. Oh, he's going for it. We haven't done anything yet.

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. He's still on the floor. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. This is what,

this is what using screaming O does for you. The rock on here. Oh, the rock on.

Sorry. Both. This is what the rock on vitamin does

for your... Come on, Al, your neck. Your biceps, guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I have to keep it here. Mr. K. Oh. Do we get a little strut?

Is it going to move? Give me a little strut. Stand up, show that off. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He didn't even spin in a circle. We need a little bit. Stick your ass out. Let's see this.

Do a booty shake like her. Yeah. Boom, boom, boom. That's not a shake.

That's a turn. I can't do the twerk yet, though. I can't do it. A little twerk.

She'll teach you. He needs the Nobleville communion. Can you do a booty shake? Yes, I agree.

Can I volunteer over here? Yeah, yeah. But I think Al should also disrobe. Al, please.

Because he's a little too rude. He looks nervous. Right? He's never dressed up for it.

Could he disrobe? Could you... You don't even have to show nipples. I see you have an undershirt on.

I'll allow the top layer to start. You will. Somebody come over here and do it for me. I will allow it.

Oh, hello. Hello. I think one of our bosses is over here. Samantha's a...

Yeah, yeah. She is the one who requested, and so she is taking the responsibility That's what the Bonobo Spring is about, brothers and sisters. Not just...

She went right for it. Taking responsibility for your pleasure. That's right. Samantha does not mess around.

Al knows the strong suit. She is taking responsibility in a very eco-sexual way. Getting pants off first. Oh.

Whoa. No, no, that's good. I'm happy to go with your flow. Yeah.

You got to get his shoes off, though, at this point. No, no, that's good. That's good. I'll let him walk around like he's chained up.

Yeah, that's good. Oh, we want him stuck. He's restricted. Stuck in his pants.

Yeah. Okay. So we're going to remove... It was not sure.

As the true dicks come forth, we are going to remove the phallus of the bike. Although it can always be put back on very quickly if needed. It's very cool. Look at that.

Okay. Yeah. What? All right.

So look at Al. Al, turn me on. Yeah. Okay.

Hi. I'm Al. Yeah. I don't have on any pants.

They're kind of on. That kind of talk show, Al. You know, but you're still talking. So that's pretty good.

That's very good. That's very good. Yay, Al. Okay.

Okay. Is it a kind of bondage for you? Is it a kind... Take off the shirt.

Take off. Yeah. Or do you need someone to help with that, too? Get flustered.

He's got... He's in a kind of bondage. Is he into bondage? That's what I want to know.

Yeah, I think he is. He is. So he's had his legs tied up. He's in the zone.

He could lead to sex. He's in the subspace. Subbongo. What is it?

Subspace. Right. Yeah. You're a little submissive when you've got your legs in your jeans.

You know, tied up around your ankles. That means they can't run very far. Right. Yeah.

This is what to do with your Hades when he comes roaring up out of the ground to... What is it? Kidnap you. Right.

Yes. You get his pants around his ankles and you leave him there. Okay. But that's not what we're doing with Al.

We're going to gently and encouragingly get his shirt off. Yes. Right. Yeah.

You're going to do that. Gently? I don't think he likes it. He's gentle.

Well, she's so gentle. She is. But insistent. She's persistent.

Yep. Here we go. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Ha-ha-ha.

Whoa. Such a tease. That's it. That was nipple.

A springtime characteristic, brothers and sisters, is teasing. And certainly, Samantha is a great tease. Look at that ass. Whoo-hoo-hoo.

I'm trying to flex now. I have very many pectorials. Oh. But, you know, you make up for it with your pants around your ankles.

And the confidence with which you wield what you have. It's very impressive. I'm going to wield it, yes. Yeah, wield it.

Wield it, brother. Yeah. And you're wielding, too, in your own way with your shirt between your legs. Right.

Okay. He's covering something. Use what you got. Whoo-hoo-hoo.

Yeah. Oh. Being a jet. Yeah.

Have you seen what he's got? Which one? Well, either one, actually. I've seen his, yeah.

Up very up close. Ow. No. Oh.

I've seen his from far away. It was, it was, it was playing his way to seek with it. Ooh. But.

No. At the pool party? The one party it built. Oh, you mean the naked pool party?

With the mermaid? With the mermaid? Yeah. She throws the best parties.

That was the best party I saw. Sounds good. It does sound. It's called the mermaid swimming.

You could swim with a mermaid. No, no. That is great. I want to know about the next one.

And he was doing all kinds of stuff. Yeah. Even our party girl, Onyx, is impressed. Oh.

All right. So, so have your shot. Have at it. Oh, okay.

Shot time. But I think also we're going to get something off of you. Yeah. Out of my ass.

Out of your ass. Well, this dress is easy. It just comes up. Let's have the dress.

The dress come off. Yeah. Can we hear it? It can go up.

It can go up. Sienna's dress coming off. Up. Up.

Up. Up. Up. Up and away.

Here it goes. Oh, oh, yes. Yes, they are. Here's the shots.

Here we go. And this is the Dr. Susan Block Show broadcasting live from Bonoboville. And it's the Bonobo Spring. And we are celebrating with Bonoboville communion, brothers and sisters.

Free the nipples. You know, a lot of our nipples are not free yet. And I'm a little worried that they won't all get free. Because this is, I can see.

Does somebody know how this is done, probably? Oh, actually, Sienna, you did it, but it wasn't. I think he licks the ass. A little while ago.

It's a wet, puts the salt on there and then puts the drink in there. Oh, she's got it. I think that's how you do it. Yeah, those are the three steps.

Oh. You're going to hold the salt for him and watch. So I'm also going to, I'm going to commentate. All right.

So Sienna is lifting her dress. And we have Al commentating because she is not wearing any panties. Okay. How much salt?

She is completely bare. He's just going to take a pinch out. I'm sprinkling the salt. Oh, yeah.

She is shaved. And she has salt going down her ass. And you lick first. You lick first.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I don't know how this is going to work. She's holding the shot in her asshole.

Right. She's going to tip it. Okay. Go for it.

He's going for the shot in her ass. And she is. Yeah. She's just squeezing her sphincter muscle right around his tongue.

Okay. Her ass is too tight. You can't get the shot out of her ass. It's just too tight.

Oh. It's actually not the shot that's in her ass. Just a little salt. It's supposed to be.

Okay. The shot's gone. Yeah. The shot went down his throat.

Okay. Did you lick the salt? And now he's licking. He's licking.

He got salt. It's okay. Okay. You know, we're pretty easy with our communion.

Fantastic. Unlike the some other communions. That's a very good liquor. Oh, liquor.

He made a pun. Say it again. It's a very good liquor. Liquor.

And of course you were a very good liquor. Was it the ass that made it taste good or the liquor better? Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters. We are here, gathered together,

and going to do some more Bonoboville communion. Mm-hmm. But I... Who's next?

I will. You know. Boobies are ass, either one. Yeah.

We're going to just take a slight break from drinking ourselves silly. Rats. I promise you it'll be spring fun, okay? You know.

I mean, this is fun, right? But, I mean, okay. And we have Onyx. Onyx, could you please stand?

This is Onyx. And she is representing spring with a flower in her G string. That booty. And with super booty here.

And she is going to now ride the bike, the Mad X bike, because brothers and sisters, what is a springier thing to do than ride a bike? Right?

It's a thing to do in spring. It's a spring thing. You know. It's a spring fling.

Right. And this is the Mad X bike brought to you by Nick Salazar. And here's Dark Phoenix. Take your shirt off for this, at least.

Yeah, right? He's easy to get naked. He doesn't fight it. Right.

Okay. He should, because he's been, you know, kind of running around in that shirt. There's no dildo on there.

No, we took the dildo off. You know, the girls felt it was a little, you know, it's spring. It's not summer.

Intrusive. You know, it felt a little much. I think in a certain moment we can get into it. We can take it.

But that was a little much to start. We're just beginning with our Mad X bike. I hope Nick understands. We're not ready to take his big pink dick yet.

But, we like the pink handlebars. Turn your microphone on. You cannot speak without your microphone on. Okay.

Oh. I'm just wondering why this man still has a shot in his hand and he's not. Because he's waiting to dude out of her ass

when she bites him over. Okay. When she's on the bike. I've been busy.

I don't know about it. I'm just guessing. Did he check with her? Oh.

Wow. He can do that. She's fun. Already tied up.

Okay. I would like her to say that on the microphone. All right. Yeah, I got one.

Yeah. Hold the mic. Okay, there you go. There we go.

So what does he need to do? He needs to submit to me. Thank you. I want to know that.

You might have spoken like a Bonobo Wamet. Very good. Yes. Sorry.

No tasting the liqueur before. You can't have a little bit of both. You either take one or take it all or not at all. She's not quite a dom.

She's a diamonds. Yes. Not submissive at all. And now he's a little submissive.

He's got his pants on his ankle. And he's tied up. And I'm not submissive. Right.

She is a princess. And she is now going to demonstrate the Mad X bike. OK. On feet or on knees.

And we have some fun little booties here. And there we go. Onyx Muse is taking her seat on the bike. This is an amazing thing.

I'm impressed by this. I'm just going to stand up here. You could, too, if you want. I like to watch the guy's faces over there.

If you want to. They're priceless. Yeah. OK.

The Hitachi is part of the Mad X bike. I think Al's going to have a heart attack over there. And by the way, this is available. This is on sale, this bike.

And you can get yourself on it. Sorry, guys. Oh my god. This is amazing.

So to adjust appropriately to your comfort. Get the mic in her mouth, please. Yes. Well, not all the way in your mouth, honey.

No. Ooh. So how is that bike? It's actually really good.

I can't even get to the handlebars. No, yeah. You should hold the handlebars. He should hold the mic.

Yeah, that's very good. Very good. There we go. Kind of weak, though, right now.

Do you guys have a good spot over there? I'm going to be harder. We definitely got the best view over there. Around the bend here.

Can I have the microphone, please? Let me have the mic. Yeah. Right here.

So. Still kind of weak, though. Oh, up to speed. I got a high pain tolerance.

And I can take a lot of vibration. Well, we could always put the dildo back on. I don't know if I could do double penetration. Ooh.

OK, now this bike ride is getting a little better. Yeah. She's on the Mad X bike. She's riding.

And she's naked. And we have the artist. Anthony Wynn is drawing. Yeah, you better be drawing.

Ha ha ha. Fuck. OK, now this bike ride is getting better. Yeah.

Ride that bike. It's not a Harley. But you know, a Harley is kind of like a vibrator in a way. A Harley does vibrate.

What, don't you want to rev up your Harley? Broom, broom. Oh, yeah. Also, a washing machine can be good.

Oh, yeah. Doesn't take you anywhere. I haven't done that yet. But it does give you an orgasm.

It is on my bucket list. But this is a Mad X bike, a Hitachi powered Mad X bike that also can have a dildo. And Onyx is riding very nicely.

There you go. I don't know if she's going to. Well, maybe she is. Oh.

Do you want to just, are you going to come any second? Not any second though. OK, not any second. Is the fastest to go?

You want to just sit there and kind of mellow out with it? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And did you want, if Al submits while you're on there,

can he take his shot off your, I don't know, ass? If he knows how to ass nicely. OK. But I do have my BBC here.

Oh, right. It'd probably be respectful of that. That's right. He asked my BBC.

BBC, please come forward. John, John. Yeah, she has her own tall. John, John, will you please come forward?

John, John. John, John. Wow. Now, I remember you.

Grab a mic. Come on over here. You were at The Speak Easy, which is another name for Bonoboville on Saturday nights.

And it was like over a year ago. Yes. And I don't think you were on the show. You were in the audience.

Yes, I was on the audience. Obviously, he made an impression. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

He takes care of goddess Onix. He does take care of goddess Onix. Now, is he submissive to you? Not at all.

No. No, but how do you handle her and all her other men and even though they're submissive? I mean, what do you like it?

Or does it something you tolerate? Well, I'm very open-minded, you know, because what I do, you know, I have to be open-minded. Because he is a porn star.

Right. OK, John, John is a porn star. He does have sex with other women. I like to watch, too.

Yes, we like to go out into the world and like to play games with people. So you're not jealous? No, not at all.

I love watching him fuck women. Oh, wow. And do you fuck other men or are you just dumb? Oh, yeah.

Oh, you do that, too. Only, I mean, only if he's cool and he wants to watch. But otherwise, you know, I'm pretty loyal to him. Yeah, I got to be equal, you know.

I got to, I have my fun. And so I let her have her fun. Oh, well, what a springy relationship, huh? All right, so what do we got going here?

We got the bike. And how's your seat? I don't know. It might be too weak for me.

Too weak for me to cut. You know, OK. She needs some power this time. Or do you need us to put the attachment on?

Well, we do have the Sybian. Sybian, baby. Yeah. Aw.

I like Lelos. Lelos are my toys. All right. Well, I don't know.

Grab the handlebars. Does anyone else want to try? Lean into it. Yeah, you got it.

Push up against it. Get right up against it. I should whack her. Yeah, yeah.

Right? She definitely likes that. Needs that. Maybe she needs something more.

Turn up the vibrator. She said just, hmm. Whoops. She needs something a little bit more.

Than just a vibration. All right. Well, maybe you should do something. Oh.

OK. You are being welcomed. Now, I think, you know, the mad X-Bike is getting the partner it needs.

It's a threesome. Here we go. And he's giving her a good smack right on the twerking ass there.

Pulling that hair. How are you going to show them? Everybody take notes. Take notes, everybody.

Be careful. Actually, as for the choking, do not try this at home. But, you know, some people like that.

Yes. Yeah. Well, I'm more for, you know, other things. The smacking is going good.

And, you know, maybe you could get some clothes off. Yeah. Sure. That bike is incredible.

Yeah. I get a little cold too. My God. Cold.

Yeah. All right. He's actually taking his own clothes off, brothers and sisters.

So, this guy is very, very cooperative. He is a bonobo male. We appreciate that. And look at that ass jumping up at him.

Now she's getting into that. Check out the thumb prints on her. Oh, yeah. Listen to that smack of spring.

Yeah. That's the sound of spring. Smack, smack. And kneading that.

Onyx, you've got amazing thumb prints. Yeah. So, what do you think? How's he doing?

He's doing okay. Uh-oh. You got a critic. Oh.

Oh, I know it. I'm good. I'm good. I'm worried.

He's not worried. He's taking his time because he's got a woman with him. And he's just gonna, he knows that woman. You can tell.

Look at that ass meet up to his hands. She is very beautiful. Yeah. I think you're a little bit jealous.

We're in an open relationship. It's open. Open minded. Oh, you're open.

Okay. Okay. I'm glad you're sharing her. Yeah.

Good for you. And what do you think of this bike? And it's pretty amazing. Pretty amazing.

Are you ready to ride it? Are you gonna ride it? I think it's safe to say that Onyx squats. She squats.

Yeah. Yeah, she squats. Oh, yeah. Okay.

That certainly does it. Yeah. Ride that. Now she's riding that bike.

So what do you think of it now? Now I like it. Okay. All right.

Let's hear it for Onyx and the Mad X bike. And I don't think everybody got their Bonoboville communion. We are taking a break from that. Oh, and we do want to thank John, John as well.

Yeah. In fact, he certainly earned his Bonoboville communion. You didn't get yours, right? Yeah, he didn't get out of the ass.

Oh, you drank it. You didn't get yours. No, I got mine out of the ass. Out of whose ass?

Well, he got out of my ass. No, but you didn't take it. I mean, I can do between some boobies. Whose boobies?

You have your choice. You are our guest of honor. I'll take her boobies. Onyx?

I'll take Onyx boobies. Onyx is the girl of the moment. Yeah. Can we have a double shot right now?

I mean, you haven't had yours. Well, I can do one out of her boobies and someone else can do one out of her ass. I mean, double.

I'm just throwing that out there. I'm just throwing that out there. Yeah, okay. You got someone that wants to do it out of her ass.

Yeah, absolutely. I think that'll be a good photo shot. Yeah, yeah. Can I take a shot from the Hall of Famer?

Oh. The legend. The legend. The legend.

He has such good, ripe taste there. This is Karen's summer brothers and sisters and she is revealing her amazing memories, which are, you know,

certainly beating us all size-wise. And woo! Natural. Nice.

Those are some womanly boobies. Yeah. Yeah. Here she comes.

Legendary titties. Woo-hoo. Okay, we could move the bike right now. I think somebody could do that, maybe.

They're so warm. Don't you guys have, like, background music? They're warm titties. Yeah, I don't know what they've got playing.

Where's the background music, guys? This is some kind of party music. We're not at the party quite yet. Like, background, like, sexy music.

Right. You know, Anthony is right. I think you should DJ while you draw. Okay.

Not just drink and draw. I'll do it. DJ, drink and draw. You give me the job.

I'll do it. Okay, so while you guys are doing that... Don't know all the ingredients. Yeah, he's got all the ingredients.

We need... Oh, yeah. Onyx, did you do yours? No, no, no.

So come on over here. Come on over here. Yes. And now you're going to...

You don't do. I don't do. But you could drink water. And you could do.

Yes. Take it down. Take it down. No, on your mouth.

They're taking you down. Whoo. Oh, yes. Pass the salt.

Happy spring equinox, everybody. I would love one, but can't we pour me one? Yes. Oh.

Uh... Who's at this? This one's yours. It's a cleansing.

What is getting our... You like that agua? That's some good stuff. Or...

Uh-huh. Or he likes that hot cougar. That's what he likes. Yeah.

Yeah. The drink was okay. The cougar was delicious. Okay, quiet down if you're not on a microphone.

We are getting set for the after-party, brothers and sisters. Oh, yeah. And it's going to be quite a spring equinox after-party. I can already hear the bees buzzing.

Yeah. And the birds tweeting. Long before there was Twitter, birds tweeted. But now we have Bonoboville Communion amongst these hot, beautiful ladies you're serving.

I think we're ready, yes. Oh, I'm ready. Yes. And they are both going at Onyx's altar of eco-sexual tiddiness.

Absolutely. Sprinkling the salt. She is serving them both. Bonoboville Communion.

It's all good. Lick it all up. It's a very eco-sexual spring thing to do is to eat off of your lover and drink to your lover.

That is really tasty. That is delicious, actually. This is Agua Coco-leaf Lecker. The really tasty.

Agua Coco-leaf. Yeah. Yeah, you get a lay. You get laid.

I got laid, Dr. Suzy. Get laid for being our altar. And you've been an altar. Okay.

Has anyone not been an altar who would like to be an altar? I think we've all been an altar. I don't think Sienna has been an altar. You have not been an altar.

I am not. And Catherine has not. I want to know from my audience, my congregation in the... There's one volunteer.

Womeroom. We are running... I think we could figure it out. We're going to run into overtime.

Here, here. Excuse me. I got to get some water. I am...

Ah! Talk amongst yourselves. Okay. We're trying to figure out how she would take a shot off of both of us at the same time.

I'm just curious which body part. Is there a way we could do it in a line? Well, let's just put it this way. We're going to go into a bit of overtime.

So everyone is... Yeah, we're going to line them up. I got Sienna over here. Yeah.

Sienna. She's like, I got this. All right. Sienna has this.

Can you please get on a microphone? Right here. I was just saying, so no bees left out and no holes are left out. One in the front, one in the back, and then we'll throw the boobs in.

Yeah. Just to be nice. You can do that. Yeah.

Maybe a mouth. Okay, okay. You're going to have to get a little more director. That way no one's hitting heads is what I'm trying to say.

That way you get all three people in. This is Catherine Imperio. Oh, yeah. I should do that.

Unlicensed professionals. Yay. I haven't even started the weed. We go for it.

Yeah. And the lovely... Keep it clean. Keep it clean.

Okay, but we got to free the nipple. Okay. We got to free the nipple. Got a good thing.

And the outfit is coming off. It's really like a second skin, so they have to peel it off. And we... Yes, we are going to free the nipple brothers and sisters.

And there it is. Free the nipple. Thank you, Miley. Woo-hoo.

Oh, come on. Sammy and Cat. Cat. Woo.

Beautiful freed nipples. Yeah, ladies. Look at these lovely ladies of spring. They are the three graces, brothers and sisters.

This is the classical Greek ensemble, no? Totally, yeah. I mean, who knows the Greek mythology here? The three graces.

All I know is there's a lot of sex, so... Yeah, and tattoos. Right. Okay, these are the three graces of the Isle of Lesbos.

And yeah, they are Bonoboville Communioning along with Agua. And yeah, they are just getting into, like, rubbing each other, I think. I think they forgot what Bonoboville Communion actually is. Captain, was that a foghorn or what?

It was the howl of the wolf. That's the loop or cow. Left over. Left over cow.

Left over cow. Oh, yeah, baby. My boat's coming in. Look at these beauties celebrating spring.

They are all flowers. Wow. My goodness. And they will spring to life within your fantasies.

Tonight, tomorrow, for the rest of your life, you will never forget the vision of the three graces. This is Onyx Muse and the Unlicensed Professionals. Cat and Sam. And look at these outfits.

They are so complicated. Yeah, there's so many pieces. These are the colors of spring. Hooray for Cheechies.

Cheechies, yay. I guess she's supposed to be an animal of some sort, you know, biting her thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where's the mic?

Get on the mic. I love that. I just see pillows. Pillows everywhere.

I love strings. I love complicated outfit so I can just bite out of them. It does provide that tease, the tease of spring. Everybody needs to be teased, brothers and sisters.

We love fishnets and colored hair. Men need to be teased because it makes them slow down. Women need to be teased because it makes us come around. That's right.

We need teasing. We all need teasing. And that leads to pleasing. It might not be so pleasing in the beginning.

You might be frustrated, but then, you know. But then you'll love it. I get very frustrated when you don't talk on the microphone, actually. You have to talk on the mic, right?

Oh, there's talking. All right, so I got all mesmerized by the three graces and I forget where we are. I know it's spring.

I know we're here in the womb room. I think that we are going to be doing an after-party soon. So, yeah, right now, right? I think we're about ready for that.

We're doing a wax show. We're what? Wax. Wax and fire.

Okay, we're going to do wax. Wax show. And we're going to do fire as well. So first, though, what we're going to do is a group picture.

Yes, that's what we're going to do. And so everybody has to get a little outfit. And as we're getting our outfits together, you're going to tell us where to find you on the Internet, I guess.

Okay, so starting with our lovely unlicensed professional. Somebody licensed that woman. Quick, someone. So you can actually find us.

You can go straight to unlicensedprofessionals.com. It'll take you straight to the page. You can see all of our episodes. You can also find us on Facebook under Samantha Fairley

or Katherine Imperio. What's the Twitter? The Twitter is unlicensed prose as well as the Tumblr. And my personal is Electric Sex ENT or E-Sexer on Instagram.

But we're on all the social sites. Just search. We're there. Just go find them.

And they, you have to watch their show. We do a weekly video blog on the Internet. Vimeo and YouTube. Most of them are on Vimeo and YouTube's edited

because I've gotten my account exterminated because of some things that we were doing, like meat drapes and stuff like that. But it's back.

Well, yeah, I have it back, but I basically just like stop an episode before it gets too crazy. Or I blurt out a water gun dildo.

Like, you know, just blurt that through all the episodes so that I could keep it up because I don't want to get my account taken down again. I'm sick of it.

I'm sick of it. Censorship. Sucks. I'm just sick of it, you know?

Link below. Go to the Vimeo. See the full thing. You know what?

You've got to join Bonoboville. You've got to reach all the people, you know? Everybody's got to be in Bonoboville. And I saw you posted in Bonoboville today.

Yes, I did. Which is very nice. Everybody should join Bonoboville. Isn't that right, Captain Max?

Bonoboville is amazing. Let's have a word from Captain Max. Come forward. Captain.

Yeah. Why don't we wait for Captain? While you're waiting. I want to play with wax.

Yes. We're going to do that. Captain Max will be here in a second. We're one thing at a time.

What? Yes. Okay. Max disappeared.

Hold on. Let's get Captain Max just one second. Okay. We need a moment.

So in the meantime, Sienna, here's a mic. So where can we find you? Well, if you want to find all my Naughty websites, just go to NaughtyLifestyleExpert.com

and it's just one website. And from there, you can click on follow me and you can find my meetup page where I host weekly Naughty parties.

If you're not extremely naughty, I host tame parties like this one. Well, it is pretty tame so far. And I do better stuff to sex parties.

Yeah, yeah. Well, we have a lot of people here tonight, but it's been a good free-the-nipple night, right? And yes, and we are proud to be in Naughty Girl Los Angeles,

the Naughty Girls Guide to LA. And we're excited to read the Naughty Girls Guide to Las Vegas. It has lots of... So the books are all travel guides,

great sexy photos of me in there. I was a free model, so why not? And it's also a great history of Naughty LA and Naughty Vegas. Awesome.

So it's like a travel guide, but you just open it up and you're like, oh, I can have sex at this restaurant. Yeah, we're going to have to examine that a little bit more.

So Captain Max. Yes, Dr. Suzy. Are you there? I'm here.

Would you like to say a word about the spring revolution? I would like to say something about the spring revolution. We are the people, we are the government. The police is out of control.

We need to bring them under control. They are the servants of the people and they're killing thousands of people every year. And we have to end this,

otherwise we end up in a fascist society, a society, a dictatorship of the 1%. And I work and I do this work only to change my world. And the police has to be brought under control.

Black people have to be, stop killing them, stop killing white people, stop killing people. Before you go home, the citizen must go home because they have a family and you are there to protect them.

God has blessed you, but if you want to know why you're being shot at, because the people are tired and you're going to have a bonobo spring of peace.

That's right. You're going to have a bonobo spring where we need to learn that you cannot shoot your own citizens. From our house to your house, God has blessed you.

Thank you, Max. And yes, yes, Max, Captain Max is right. We need a bonobo spring and it's an uprising. It is an uprising against police brutality.

It's an uprising against ISIS brutality. It's an uprising against the Saudis that also chop people's heads off for their sexuality. It's an uprising against anybody who tries to limit

the freedoms of people because of their sexuality. And we need to tax the rich like Franklin D. Roosevelt did at 94 percent. 94 percent.

Absolutely. No, it's not outrageous. It is the people. We own the oil.

We own the oil. It's in Mother Earth. We own the oil. They don't own the oil.

We own the oil. And you need to pay us like they do in Alaska. Pay us for the oil. All right.

This is my fantasy of what it is. Springtime is the time to fantasize. And bonobo spring is a peaceful spring, okay? So these police need to take anger management bonobo style.

That's right. Okay. And we need to empower our females like the bonobos do. That's a big part of the bonobo way,

brothers and sisters, is the empowerment of the female. And that's not just about females being in charge because Hillary Clinton can kill them like the best of us or, you know, Margaret Thatcher or any of them.

But, yeah, Condoleezza Rice was a big killer. That's right. That's right. So it's about supporting that feminine part of all of us

and supporting peace through pleasure, supporting nonviolence. It's the only way. You don't stop beheading through bombing. You stop it through sex and pleasure.

Rock on. And food, giving, you know, giving, benefiting. Okay. So who hasn't talked about where they can be found?

Okay. Karen Summer. Good evening, everybody. And I will, and I can be found at KarenSummerXXX.com.

That is my fan portal website. Fan portal. That sounds like a pussy to me. It is.

It's a welcoming for you to come to me. Yeah. And all information about me. I also can be found on Twitter at KarenSummerXXX.

All right. And you can get all your rock on, sexual vitality supplements at rockonsexy.com. Rock on.

Yes. There you go. I think I need to do... And you can find me at deepcutproductions.net.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I need to do a communion before we end.

Yeah. Oh, and I'm Onyx Muse. You can find me at Twitter at Onyx underscore baby seven or my new...

I like that baby voice. ...my new website, www.onyxsocial.club. Yay, Onyx Muse. She rode the Mad X-Bike.

Thank you, Mad X-Bike. We will be developing Mad X-Bike's rides in the future. See how they go. We're teasing.

We're going slow with it. So I do have to do a Bonoboville communion. And whose titties have not come out? I did not get Sienna Sinclair.

So Sienna, come on over here. Sienna. Sienna, come on over here. Come on over here.

Come on over here. Sienna Sinclair. Yes. Here she comes.

The queen of the spring. The spring thing. And I'm celebrating my first Bonoboville communion of spring equinox.

What are you... Oh, you're helping me by holding that. I see it. Very nice.

Very nice. Yeah, you're a shot holder. I'm a shot holder. Those are gorgeous, yes.

She's a professional shot holder. Learn something from this, ladies. Learn about professionals. Because I'm sure you've done this

non-professionally in the past. Okay. What about I do it like a Chris Walken voice? Check out those titties.

Wow. As Susie licks the breastesses. Thank you for the commentary. Those are lovely.

I love it. It's like spring in New York. Spring. Happy Bonobo spring.

Oh, the shot. Well, I'm just going to take it. I'm not going to put my mouth around it right now. No, I will later.

In the after party, once I have some, I'll put my mouth around it, right? Now, this one's too large. I need smaller ones.

I'm not going to ask anybody to take their pants off now. Happy spring, Equinox, everybody. No, it's... Happy spring.

Okay. And brothers and sisters, lovers and sisters that are watching us, we're going to turn our microphones off soon. So you're going to still watch the party,

but you will not be able to hear. So I want you to be good, be happy. Whether you're watching us or listening in a cardboard box or a mansion on a hill,

I want you to enjoy the spring. Have a spring fling, consensually, and use condoms. And happy to be sprung.

And, hey, if you just got out of jail, bless you. You know, good being sprung, right? Springing in the sprung.

I mean, being sprung in the spring is good. I've got a spring roll. All right, get a spring in your step and get spring fever.

Can I say any more spring cliches? Can you come up with one on licensed professional? Get a spring in your step. I did that already.

Okay, blossom into the new year. Well, okay, it's sort of a new year. Anyway, celebrate the bonobo spring. Make like bonobos, not baboons.

Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you. I love you.

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