Wiccan Melon Harvest in Bonoboville

Full transcript of Wiccan Melon Harvest in Bonoboville on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters of Bonoboville. Lovers and sinners of the universe. All you children of sex. And we are all children of sex.

Well, I don't know about the rest of the universe, but down here on Earth, in Bonoboville, in Humanville, in Animalville, in everything except, you know, the single cell bill, we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen?

Amen. Nice and hearty, but let's have a richer and fuller for the goddess. A woman. A woman.

Ah, yes. I'm feeling very feminine tonight with all my pink feathers. And broadcasting live from Dr. Susie TV Studios, Video and Audio here in Bonoboville at LAX.

And we're in our little studio. We can't afford much except, well, microphones and cock straws and a stripper pole. You know, we're going to be going downstairs to our big space very soon, but right now it's very cozy here in Bonoboville.

And my microphone is being fussy. I wish I could spank it except that would hurt your ears, but that sounds better, right? Okay, I would like to punish my microphone.

But we have to work together. You know, we have to practice the Bonobo way. Peace through pleasure. So, brothers and sisters, we're here.

And yeah, my show producer, I will not name names, did not line up a guest, or actually the guest of late, or I don't know, something, no names. But I've got a real treat for you. That's right.

Tonight we are going to focus, feature on the gals and guys of Bonoboville. The inside story. Well, I don't know if we're going to go that inside, but somewhat inside. Right.

Somewhat inside. You hear the giggling, right? All your tickle fetishes. And you hear the bellowing of Captain Max.

Captain Max is inside the submarine that goes deep into the oval orifice of Bonoboville. So, ahoy there. Ahoy there.

Yeah. And you're here with the ladies I see of Bonoboville, too, of them anyway. This is the lovely Maya. Maya goddess.

Hello. Oh, yes. Oh, listen to that sweet voice. Listen to that.

Well, we've met Maya. Actually, this is not our first time, but we're going to get to know Maya much better tonight. Much deeper. Deep inside Maya.

Way deeper. And we also have Donning Star here today. Yes. And have we had you on yet?

No. Not, not. I'm a virgin. Whoa.

Virgin. Virgin. Yes, there's a lot of fetishes for that. Around the world, actually.

Some kind of perverted, really. But, ah, but you're a virgin to the show. Yes. But not, you know, no, no, no.

But you are dressed in tribal attire. Yes. This is a beautiful vest that Nikki gave me. Oh, yes.

I thought this was in relation to your tribal heritage. It actually is in relation, but she, she gave this to me because she thought it would look beautiful on me and it's extremely tight. Yes.

And she wanted to put something really tight on me so that my boobs would be straining to get out, apparently. Ah, straining to get out. I was going to say, because I can't see them at all. Okay.

I'll do a little. Oh, thank you. Because I need to breathe. Don't let them strain too much.

No, not too much. Just a little so I can breathe. All right. Let them breathe.

Well. Are you okay with that? I just want to make sure. Good tonight.

Anybody have a problem with that? Oh, I'm a little shy. So you're a little shy. All right.

Well, well, here you are. And, and tonight, you know, the spotlight's on you. I mean, we're going to also talk to the boys of Bonoboville. You know, we're not going to let them off the hook.

Yeah. Okay. So we're, we're excited about that. That's the boys right there.

That is something to look forward to. But first, of course, we want to get to know the girls. So Maya, you've been on before. I have.

Yeah. You just got to do a little bit of what shots, shots. Wait, is that an echo that's just in my headsets or is it in everyone's?

Yes. It's an echo. Yeah. I think there's a ghost in our ear.

Okay. Okay. Those Bonoboville boys are screwing with me. There's loser in the doorway.

Maya, can I hear you for a second? Maya. Hello. There she is.

Can you hear me? Louder. We can't hear you. Oh, yeah.

Wow. Is that a moan? All right. Take out your credit cards.

You're ready to go. So, so Maya, you've been on the show before. You did a little bit of Bonoboville communion. Yes.

And, you know, it was a quick, quick trip, quick shot, so to speak. But, you know, you've already developed fans both inside and on the outskirts of Bonoboville.

You're surprised? I wonder what's going to happen after tonight. Yeah. Are you really surprised?

Yeah, I am actually. You've had fans all your life, haven't you? I don't know. I've always had like a nerdy look, I think, like a secretary.

I mean, I said I have like a sexy secretary look, but I don't know. I don't see it. Well, you know, you usually do.

You have that because you wear your glasses. But tonight, I notice you are like sex pot Maya. I am. There's no more glasses.

For those special fans out there. Oh. You didn't even take off your glasses. But, you know, it's very nice, very nice.

So just perfect with the little cream-colored lace bustier and everything. I felt kind of creamy tonight. Creamy.

Yeah. Right. Nice. That's a good word.

Me gusta la crema. La crema. This is la crema. Right.

Yum. That's making my mouth water. Doesn't it? Right.

Maya's on fire. It's very creamy. I got more things that can make you water. Ooh.

Water. Water. We need water. There's a shortage of water.

Okay. That's going to make me suffer. Throw out my little park straw. If you're parched.

So, Maya, you have come to Bonoboville just recently. Yeah. Less than a month, I think. Right.

Right. But already you have, like, staked your claim to fame here. I feel right at home. You are.

You are. I feel like I just, you know, came when I was missing all along. Yeah. I do too.

But so what drew you here? Honestly, it just sort of just fell right into my lap. And I just went with it. I mean, besides Craigslist, right?

Well, yeah, but I'm... Everybody hears from Craigslist. I'm that spontaneous kind of girl. You know, like, I just, if it's something new, it just attracts me.

You know, like, I just want to try everything for the first time, once at least. Try everything. Yeah, everything. Like, I mean, coal mining.

Anything. I mean... Anything. I mean, if it's there, yeah.

Well, that's like making me feel not special now. I mean, what made you want to try this? What made you want to work at a sex institute? You know, I mean...

I think I wanted to be more open about my sexuality without judgment. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. Try anything.

Sounds like huge. Well, I mean, that's my sexual side. No, right. Right.

Maybe coal mining will be for you. I can do a naked, and it'll be sexy, you know? Yeah, one day of coal mining. Get somebody to clean me up.

Yeah. Wow. You're a little bit of an exhibitionist, aren't you? Yeah, I think I am.

You like to show off a little bit. I haven't really thought about it, but now I think I am, yeah. Well, I mean, I... Everybody here in Bonoboville has thought about it.

You know best, Dr. Seussi. Right. No, I mean, I guess I'm a little bit of an exhibitionist. And I see it in someone else, you know?

And any performer is, like, maybe the guy behind you. I don't know. He wants to be right in here. I have no idea who you're talking about.

He's showing a big tie right there. It's like, whoa, that tie is huge. You see the big thing at the end of the tie. See, I knew he was an exhibitionist, right?

That's an exhibitionist. The tie is just a pointer. He didn't show us anything last week, though, so I don't think he's much of an exhibitionist.

Well, you weren't really on much, you know? And he was wearing more of a suit. He kept on wearing a suit. That's so much of a suit.

I know there's degrees of loser Torsky suits. Maybe he'll give in tonight. There's so many levels of fashion going on here. This is a metrosexual male.

Right? It takes very long time. Are you a metrosexual? Well, Max, you are also somewhat a metrosexual.

Well, I don't know. Well, I mean fashion conscious. I don't like labels. I prefer chaos.

What about that label? Think Yiddish, Dress, British? Well, that's a label I'll gladly apply for myself. Okay, there you go.

You do like some labels. The right label. Metrosexual, I mean... Yeah, I know.

I know what you mean. I wouldn't want to be... But it's like a double-edged thing. It is guys into fashion, but it's also a little narcissistic.

And God forbid you should be narcissistic. Well, yeah. Metrosexual is like straight guys into fashion. That's what metrosexual is.

Straight guys into fashion. And goddess. Yes. Goddess will forbid you from being too narcissistic about your fashion.

Okay, but it is kind of a fine line, you know? You got to be... You got to do your selfies and everything, but also look at other people.

Right? Yes. Right. And you're both therapists now with the institute, aren't you?

Which forces you to listen to other people because... I love to listen. They're paying for it. I love to talk to people.

And because they need it. Right? Yes. Right, right.

So how do you feel about being a therapist now? Oh, I like it. Actually, the people are very interesting. And some of them, they range from just wanting to talk about things

from how their day was to more intense sexual issues. Yes. I've made some friends, actually, on the phone. Friends?

Yes. Well, you're a therapist, though. I mean, you're kind of their friend. Right.

I mean, a therapist is like a friend, right? There's a line. There's a line, but they feel like they can speak to me and talk to me and feel safe.

Yeah. I think they like the safety. Yeah. Yeah.

And so what drew you to Bonoboville? You would try anything kind of gal or... Not so much, but as I'm getting older, I'm more prone to wanting to actually check out

what's going on with my sexuality, learn more about sex, also as a therapist and a hypnotherapist as well. What is going on with your sexuality?

It's doing pretty well right now. I find... You are... May I label you?

Sure, go ahead. I mean, I don't know. Go for it. I'll label you, too.

Are you going to physically label me? I am a horny housewife. No, I'm a sex-positive sex therapist, I guess. Milf?

Yes, I would take that label. In fact, I believe I was voted Milf of Samohai, 2010. Whoa! Yes.

I knew it. Wow. Yes. Yay!

Thank you. And here she is amongst us. Yes. One more button undone for Samohai now.

All right. There we go. Whoo! Whoa!

Babies are coming out. Anything for Samohai, right? Now, Milf, we know the history of Milf. Do we know the history?

I mean, we all know what it means. We can say that, right? Because this is our show. Mom, I'd like to fuck.

Yep. I'm glad you said that. But you said it so nicely, too. Who wouldn't?

You didn't say, like, aphasborics? They're the best in their experience, you know? You don't got to tell them what to do. They just...

If anything, they'll let you know something new. Yeah. I love learning new things, yes. Yes, I know.

You said that. I do, I do. The idea of, like, all the new things. I've been called Curious George before.

Because I'm curious about everything. I just want to know everything. Right, right. Isn't Curious George like a monkey or something?

Or a chimp? A monkey. Some kind of primate. Some kind of primate.

I know. I know. I know. Can we get a graphic on Curious George?

Yes. Let's get a picture of Curious George. I just would like to see exactly what type of... He has a long tail, so he's priming.

Does he have a monkey? Yeah, he does. I got Brad on the line. Oh, no.

I do have a note. Okay, this is the one that I did. I mean, hi, Brad. Can I masturbate for my live on there?

I'm just going to tell you just so he doesn't surprise you. But this is what he did. That's what the message was all about. I was trying to get to know her before you start wanking it for her.

But, okay, here he is. This is Brad, brothers and sisters. Brad, are you there? Hello, Maya.

How are you? Hi, Brad. See how he zeros right and doesn't even say hello to the host? Excuse me.

Brad, that is so rude, Brad. Hello, Susan. etiquette. Hello, Susan.

What about Max? What about Max? Yeah, masturbation etiquette here. We're Maya's parents.

Yes, they are. You better say hello to my father. Who's your daddy now? I didn't see a hello, Max.

Hello, Max. Oh, there he is. Okay, okay, okay. He's there.

Now you can go ahead and masturbate for Maya. Hello. Hi. Hi, Brad.

What are you doing? Just watching you. You look nice this evening. Oh, thank you.

Are you really watching right now? What am I wearing? You're wearing a little yellow dress there. Oh, it's not really a dress, but you're close.

Yeah. My hair, what about my hair? I like your hair. I like the way you're wearing your hair.

It's actually a new cut today, so you should feel special. Yeah, it's very nice. Thank you. You did it for Brad?

I did. I did do it for Brad. I was hoping he was watching. Oh, of course.

Of course, because, you know, you're kind of an exhibitionist. Well, he didn't reply to my Bonoboville message, so maybe, I don't know. Brad? I don't think he wanted to talk to me.

How dare you not reply to her Bonoboville message. This is a show about Bonoboville, and Brad, you are a member, and I meet Matt in more ways than one. We're friends on Bonoboville, and he doesn't even reply.

That's sad. That is. Brad, what's wrong with you? Oh, nothing wrong with me.

What are you doing? I was just watching you. And? I got naked.

Naked? Yeah. What else? I looked at my right hand for you.

Is that right? You should try the left. His right hand. She likes...

You should try the left. New things. Try something new. Yes.

And then close your eyes and pretend it's something else, or someone else's hand. How about Maya's hand? Pretend. Smaller.

I have smaller hands. Oh, look at those hands. You should show your hands, right? And why don't you just touch the straw there?

Oh, the little... Yeah, the little straw. The little cork straw. There we go.

Yeah. Maybe this lovely glass thing could represent Brad here. Oh. So Brad, are you going to climax audibly in dedication to Maya?

Are you going to dedicate your orgasm to her glory? She is a goddess, you know. And you are in her temple. And you will sacrifice all those little sperm that could be your children on her altar.

Yes, Brad. Yes, Brad. Sacrifice them. Yes, Brad.

It's better for the earth that we not have those little brads anyway. Oh, Brad. Sacrifice them. Oh, Maya.

I want you to feel bad. Do you now? I'm right here. Oh, God.

It's... It's... Oh, Maya. Oh, Maya.

Oh, Maya. There you go. There you go. That's my name.

Oh, Mama. Maya. I'm going to come live for you. Are you now?

Here we go. Get ready for the cheers. Oh, Maya. Oh, Brad.

I'm coming. Are you? Oh, Maya. Oh.

Oh. Oh. That sounds fabulous. Like a fabulous ending.

How do you feel, Brad? Thank you, Brad. Nice work. That was nice.

That was, you know, because some of them, they go on and on and on. And Brad is a good, solid climactic performer when he is inspired. He goes for what he wants. I like that.

When he is inspired like he is right now by you, Maya. I'm not going to say he's ever done it before on this show. But yeah, he's very inspired by you, Maya. I'm glad.

All right, Brad. So are you going to say anything like nice to Maya now that you're done? Thank you, Maya. You're welcome, Brad.

Yeah. That's it. That's it. Nothing more like elaborate, no romance, no.

I can hear it. Amazing. I can hear it in his voice, his gratitude. We were so appreciative, Maya.

Yeah, he did have a good time. All right. Well then, we will say good night, Brad. Good night, Brad.

And answer her on Bonoboville. That's the key to her heart. Really? Okay.

Ciao. So, yeah, Bonoboville. Bonobo etiquette. Exactly.

What is Bonobo etiquette? Like answering your messages. Oh, is this, what's his name? Curious George.

Is that Curious George? Or is that just some? Yeah, that's him. That is him.

Yeah, that's him. Okay. I would like to see him turn around. I think that is an ape.

Mm-hmm. I don't think he has a tail. He doesn't have a tail. You should find a different picture.

Well, that one looks a little like he's, you know, masturbating or something. And he does not have any genitalia. Poor guy.

It's a cartoon. He's like one of these guys from Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. I got no dick. That's why he's curious.

Right. I'm curious what happened to my dick. There's nothing to play with. Oh, well.

So. Poor curious George. It's a bad boy now. Yeah.

Poor little guy. That's why he's always curious, because he has nothing to play with. Aw.

Well, you would help him with that. You just rub there. Right? Just kind of rub the diarrhea.

Keep rubbing until something grows out. Yeah. Yeah. And it's true that in the Hebrew Bible,

they can't say the word for genital, so they call them a thigh. Really? Right.

Interesting. Isn't that right? I don't remember. That's one thing I don't remember.

Yeah. That's what Abraham says to somebody, his servant, when he goes out to get Isaac's wife, he says,

swear upon my thigh. And of course, he's not putting his hand on his thigh. He's putting his hand on his family jewels, because the root of the word testicles

is the same root as the word testament. So he's testifying on Abraham, Father Abraham. Well, it's called Brit.

There you go. Like Brit Mila, which is basically a circumcision. What do you call it?

Circumcision. Oh, ouch. I know. I didn't want to go there into that.

Yeah. But Brit, Brit means that, means testament. Yeah.

But he does, now I do remember, he does say, place your hand on my thigh.

You're right. Yeah. There you go. It's prevalent in the Bible.

Several places in the Bible. Exactly. Because I think they don't want to say balls. I think the translations or something,

they, I mean, they say thigh. I think they don't have the balls to say balls. Exactly. But we do.

Good one, Lisa. Balls. Balls. Wow.

You gotta say balls. Balls. So everybody say balls. So Luzer Twersky is also a member of Bonoboville.

Have you met any girls on Bonoboville yet? Not yet. Not yet. Now, we have pictures of you,

and you guys weren't here yet. Our 22nd wedding anniversary is up. And you look like you're with your twin, and I realized that girl.

Oh, that girl? She looks like your twin, except she was dipped in chocolate, and you were dipped in,

like, strawberry, vanilla, or something. Sometimes. Yeah, huh? Right?

She's a lovely woman, isn't she? She is. She's quite something. Well, I just said she looks like you,

so I don't know if I should say she is. No, she is. Oh, she's more attractive than me. Well, don't sell yourself short.

Wait till we've had a few drinks, and we'll be the judge. So, so, Bonoboville, right? We're having some fun.

I mean, we've got this community, and we're trying... We're family. That sounds a little incestuous.

Yeah. Yeah. We're bonobos. Well, yeah.

Right. Nothing is beyond us. They actually travel. We're like a tribe.

Yeah, there's a tribe. I think, yeah, it's a tribe. It's kind of community, tribal. You know, a little beyond family.

And some of us are family, actually. It's a rain dance. I did one earlier, and it's a rain dance. A rain dance.

I did one with Abe about an hour and a half ago, and it's raining. Really? And you are part Native American.

Yes. Isn't that right? Yes. You know, I'm Pachi, Yaki, and Kamanchi.

Now, what's the sex behind that? All I know is, I wonder how my great-grandparents got along, because one was Apache and one was Irish, so I'm not even sure how I came to be.

One of them must have been drunk. She maybe got drunk once, and that was it. Yes. So, I don't know.

I guess, sexually now, I'm a little more free and more of a warrior. Well, they say, you know, I mean, us Europeans that came over and basically committed genocide against the Native Americans. I mean, we called them wild, right?

Wild Indians was the old terminology, which I think of when I see that vest. I don't know. And so, is that like a true thing or is that just a stereotype

that is just because we wanted an excuse to commit genocide? I think that there's truth to it when you give some Native Americans alcohol, because they can't tolerate alcohol because of their mitochondria.

So, that is a genetic thing. Yes, it's genetic. It's a genetic thing. Yes, and I think the Irish that I have counterbalances.

Yeah, because I haven't seen you, like, exactly stick. I mean, I stop at a certain point. Right. You haven't gone like crazy.

No. You start burning down the place. No, not that way. I'm not happy drunk.

But we'll see. We're going to do the Noboville Communion in a little while. So, we're going to see if you, you know, burn the place down. Well, I think if you have a lot of sex,

then you won't be aggressive. So, I just make sure to have sex. So, that way, you know, I'm not aggressive. Really?

Yeah. That's my prescription. Have you been reading my book? I've been looking for one around here.

Right. I'll read it when I find it around here. There's supposed to be a copy. Oh, the Noboville way.

Yes, I've been reading excerpts of that. That's the one that's to come, by the way. I was afraid to talk about it. Coming soon to Kindle.

No, we can mention it. But there's no place to get it yet. But we're going to have it soon. Okay.

But soon it's going to be on Kindle. Oops. I'm up to it. I'm at the wrong place.

Well, I agree with the Bonobos. More sex, less aggression. Yeah. Yeah.

That is the Bonobo way. More sex, less aggression. So, that must be why I'm here. And I'm going to cover.

Okay. Here we go. There we go. Mmm.

Look at that. Nice. The Bonobo way. Dr. Susan.

Now, this is in Kindle, so you can't see the pistachio green. Beautiful words. But on Kindle fire, it's in color. This is Kindle white.

So, we're getting there. It's almost there. It's almost there. And Bonoboville is there, right?

You can join. Yes. And it is a community that's inspired by the Bonobos. So, sorry.

We're not going to get behind any side in any of the wars going on right now. I mean, we're not for any of the wars. We don't get into that. We believe in turning guns and swords into dildos and vibrators, you know?

And using them for productive purposes. The only thing you can blow up with that is your own pleasure. There you go. Right.

Drop pocket rockets, not Patriot missiles, you know? So, that's, you know, one of the principles of Bonoboville. There's others just that are formulating. And I mean, it's a community.

So, there's all kinds of principles. As long as you don't disobey that golden rule. I mean, basically, we're open, you know? Although, no vampires.

I mean, it's weird. It's our carrier, CCville. I don't know. Anyway, I don't know if I should go there.

But you're both on there and you're posting things. And of course, Loser is on there. And we're, you know, kind of inviting you to join us. Yes, join us.

Right. I mean, we're getting new features. And we're just users. But I think we should have one of the developers of Bonoboville.

Just say hello. Yes. So say hello. One of the developers.

Sure. Maybe since we were talking about patriarchs, either Father Abraham or Gonzo, or who's going to tell us. I don't know.

I don't think they can make up their mind. I told them they were going to do this. But, you know, there's talk about shine. Here's Gonzo.

Gonzo. Yeah, he's wearing a nice shirt. Okay. Cool.

Okay. Where are we at with Bonoboville right now? I mean, what can we do? We can post things.

Yeah. Open a store and sell your products. Maya, what are you going to sell? Maybe, I don't know, lingerie, maybe?

Perhaps? I don't know. Yeah. Maybe pictures.

Pictures. Definitely pictures. Hey, where'd he go? That was quick.

Gonzo, Gonzo. A quick announcement. That's okay. He's a little camera shy.

That's okay. You know what? You know what I'd like to do, actually? We'll have Gonzo back.

Get yourself together, Gonzo. But I'd like to also feature a couple of Bonoboville members, our good friends, Catherine Imperio and Samantha Fairley. And actually, it's a perfect time to mention them because

their friend, Juxley, walked in. And because it's a new month, right? It's a brand new month on our butt full of months. No, butt load of months.

Butt load. Butt load of months. Calendar, August. And here they are, Catherine and Sam.

All right. Yeah, they're showing off their butt, actually. Well, yeah. Kind of side butt and the full on butt.

And yeah. And look who's here. J-doll. Hey, looking good.

Jenelle. You are, wow. I mean, should we bring them in? Or what should we do here?

Now we're getting a little crowded, but it's cool. Put your tuchas on that seat. Put the tuchas on the seat, as the Torsi said. Look at that hair.

Yeah, look at that hair. How are you? Hi, Jenelle. Hi, how are you?

Hey, I'm great. It's great to see you. Yeah, you too. You look great.

Thank you. So do you look lovely as always? Oh, thank you. I'm the color that your hair used to be.

It used to be pink. Yes, for a long time. It was very pink. It was hotter pink than this.

I'm kind of a pansy pink. I don't know, a princess pink. I like princess. Princess pink.

That suits you well. Right, right. Pansies are purple anyway. Right.

And maybe not my gender. I don't know. There's so many genders you can be now. But you've got red hair.

For now. You're so like out there, you know, red hair and a pink sweater. Right. Your hair used to be the color of your sweater.

Yes. I'm flashing right now. And you look great. You know, I mean, you're flashing.

And I'm flashing. I might also be flashing a little bit. Oh, and some good cleavage, which we're going to make good use of, I hope. We're going to do Bonoboville Communion very shortly.

Absolutely. We have two libations here. Actually, we have Ron Jeremy Rum and Dirty Tequila. Have you ever had either one?

I've not. Are you an either one drinker? I'm more into Rum than Tequila, I think. Well, okay.

Well, you know, Ron will be happy to hear that. Absolutely. And this is Maya Goddess. This is her last name.

And I don't think you've met Jux, right? Have you met Maya Goddess? I have not. Nice to meet you.

And have you met Dawn? You met Dawn? I've met Jux. Right?

Because you guys... Hello, Janelle. Nice to meet you. Right.

And yet Jux was here at the Nina Hartley show, which was your first show. My first time here. Yes, my first night. Right.

That's when you were really a virgin. Yes. Oh, okay. Yes.

So, no longer. Well, but you haven't done Bonoboville Communion. This is another level. Yes.

This is going to be a higher level. Absolutely. This brings me into the tribe, right? In fact, maybe we should do Bonoboville Communion.

I keep talking about it, right? Let's do it. Should we do it? Yeah.

Are you ready? I mean, I think, you know... Because we're going to have to take a break soon to change the tape. So, I think we should be in a good mood for the break.

All right. And we're also going to see some of Catherine and Samantha's great work. Have you seen? They do this unlicensed professional show.

It's really cute. Oh, yeah. And so, let's see. So, Bonoboville Communion.

Here we go. We have salt. And we have our libations. She's my sponsor.

Now. She's going to have to walk me. Spiced rum. Right.

Now, you have done this before. Is this correct, Maya? With dirty tequila. With dirty tequila.

Twice. This is my third time. You can have your choice. Okay.

So, now, actually, I should be pouring these things because I am the hostess with the mostess. And I don't know if I have enough little glasses. Commercial? What happened?

Commercial. Oh, you want to do a commercial? Yeah. I thought the commercial was in 10 minutes.

Okay. Go ahead. Okay. So, yeah, I can go.

Thank you, Daddy. Okay. So, I need more shot glasses, I think. Maybe.

I don't know. Probably. Yeah. A couple more if we have.

So, this is the religious portion of the show. For those of you who are brought up with any kind of communion. Amen. Amen.

Amen. Amen. And yes, it is a joining with a joining. Wow.

A joining with the spirits. Right? The spirits. The spirit of Ron to Jeremy and the spirit of dirty tequila.

Okay. So, bam. So, you two are going to do it first, right? You're going to, I mean, I don't know.

I don't want to make. Okay. No, that sounds good. Especially since they're like Bonoboville residents.

I got to make sure I'm very cool about this. We're cool. But okay, we're cool. Okay.

We're cool. In fact, you weren't. In fact, we're looking forward to easy open things. Okay.

So, we're doing dirty tequila here. We got to flip our chairs over here. Flip those chairs. We have a frontal view here.

Made the microphone. Excuse me. You got to be gentle. We're not too gentle.

What? Hey, are you guys are talking off the microphone? You have to move the mic over there. I'm asking her if she wants to go first or if she wants to go first.

We're figuring out the play. All right. So, who's going to go, who's going to do the drinking first? Yes, yes.

I think I'll drink first. Get to me. Why not? Romeo is online one and wants to know how common a foot fetish is.

He wants, he has a foot fetish and wants to talk about it. Turn down the music. I have to just make an announcement. There's nothing wrong with having a foot fetish,

but we're trying to focus on boobs right now. Okay? Okay. So, we'll get to your foot fetish in just a moment.

All right. Oh, we got more shot glasses. But here we go. So, all right.

So, if I drink first and I'm doing your nipple, right? Okay. Correct? Okay.

All right. So now, dun-dun-dun. All right. You're going to have to walk me through it.

You want one now, right? Well, I prefer two. Two is better. Two is better than one, right?

Yeah. All right. So, I'm going to put a little salt on it, right? I hear you.

No, no, no. You lick first. Lick first. That's right.

You have to make sure the salt doesn't get all over the rub. Okay. There you go. Nice and hard.

Now I do the shot. Now you do the licking of the salt. And now you down the shot. And now you are drunk enough for your reveal.

All right. Here she goes. Dun-dun-dun. Are you okay?

The donning of the tips. Yay. You all right? I'm okay.

Okay. Here goes Maya. And salt, salt, salt. And down.

Lick, lick, lick. Mm-hmm. And whoo. All right.

I'm feeling buzzed. All right. So, that was very nice. Okay.

That was fun. We're doing. Okay. Thank you.

So, we're doing great. We've got some boobs out. And do we still have that collar on the line? Yeah.

Okay. Okay. Let's just say hi. Romeo.

Okay. Hello. Hey, Romeo. I'm here.

Hello. We've been focused on boobs, but you're into feet? I am. With high heels or without?

Both. Both mostly without. Yeah, mostly without. Uh-huh.

Stockings or bare? Bare. Oh, bare. Who's got bare feet here?

Okay. We've got a shoe. Are you watching? Yes, ma'am.

Slightly dirty sole. There's that guy. Yeah, yeah. But after that, I'm flugging.

And so, okay. So, you're in. Okay. I hear the whole Bonoboville crew back there.

Hello. Yeah, hello. Hello. Oh, don't pull it off.

Hi. Hi. So, we're talking about Romeo's feet. I mean, Romeo's foot fetish.

Romeo, Romeo. Where for it out though, Romeo? Staring at my feet again, are you? Yes.

You say what? Can you hear me? Yes, I can. Oh, okay.

Then you're a little slow on the uptake. So, Romeo, what, what did you just, you're into feet and you want to know how common a foot fetish is? Yeah, and do women like it as much as a man?

I do. I do. Yes. I do.

Now, when you say you like it, do you mean you like men liking your feet or do you like men's feet? Both. Oh, wait.

You're kind of into girls though. Right, girl. I am. Do you like girls' feet?

I do. I love men's feet. Well, he likes girls' feet, yeah. I do too, though.

Yeah, okay. What do you like about feet, Maya? Oh, I love feet. Max loves feet.

He does. Is there well taken care of, you know? Yeah, like not so dirty on them. Yeah, pedicure.

Yeah, pedicure. Yeah. Cute little toes. Oh, yeah.

I get so excited over that. See them wiggle. How about ripping of the spine? Oh, yeah, look at that.

That's even sexy. Just rip it all off. Gradually. I actually ordered a video of Susan, Dr. Susan.

Yes, you ordered a video. My foot fetish video? Yeah, I liked it. Oh, thank you, sweetie.

I'm glad you liked it. That's kind of an old video. But it's cool. I mean, my feet look pretty much the same,

maybe not some of the rest of me. But right now, I'm just ripping my stockings for you. If you just watch the show, which it doesn't sound like you're doing.

You bad boy. Bad. Very bad. You're bad.

He needs to be punished. I can watch it on my iPhone. I believe so. You should join Bonoboville,

and then you can watch it for free. Bonoboville.com. You can join Bonoboville, and you can watch and see my foot.

Petty cute. Bonoboville.com. Bonoboville. Bonoboville, not Bonobo zone.

Bonoboville. Yeah, Bonoboville. Although we should get Bonobo zone. Get in the zone.

The Bonobo zone. So, yeah, yeah, definitely. You should join Bonoboville Romeo. Any guy with a name like Romeo is welcome.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who wouldn't want to Romeo? Are you barefoot? Do you like to show off your feet?

I have sandals on. You have sandals? Well, you like sandals, Romeo? Yes, I do.

I like when they come off for the most part. He likes them bare. He wants bare feet. I have very long skinny toes.

He has a toe ring. Do you like toe ring, Romeo? Oh, toe ring. Yeah.

Look at that one. Wait, wait, we can't see your foot. Where do I need to be? On the camera.

I think on the camera. How am I going to do? Yeah, just leave. Lift it up, baby.

You might be flexible. Here, here we go. Baby. Here, just lift up.

There we go. There we go. We've got foot. Everybody's got dirty soles.

This is Bonoboville. You know, we go barefoot just like Bonobo. This is a jungle. I washed my feet, too.

I did, too. I was barefoot after I washed my feet, though. What are the ladies like the most to you? I like a foot massage.

Yes, a foot rub, yes. Suck my toes. Oil or lotion. If you tickle me, I'll kick you.

I love to be tickled. Right? Okay. I'm not tickled.

I tickle me. You're not ticklish. Everywhere else, but not my feet. Uh-oh.

You said the words. Okay. So, what do you like to do to feet, Romeo? I like to be smothered by her.

Smothered. Ooh. Let's all put our feet right into, no, I guess we can't. We can't.

But you know, dirty feet. Yeah, dirty feet. We can not put them on the pole. He could clean our feet for us.

You can't see the pole. Yeah. Are you a good foot cleaner? That's important.

Can you lick feet clean? Yeah. I haven't really gotten any complaints. You haven't gotten any complaints?

Okay. Are you on Yelp? I mean, what? You get rated?

How do we reach you? So, tell us how you treat feet if you're, you know, you have such a foot fetish. I don't like being the most important thing on a, one of the most important things on a woman needs body.

They need love. Because we walk on them all day. We do. We walk around on them.

They hurt. We wear high heels. Are you good at giving a foot massage? Most definitely.

That's how I usually start it off. I don't just go right into it. I can tell this guy has watched my video. He's very well trained.

Very good Romeo. He takes care of you. You should join Bonoboville. Yes.

And Max is in the video. Max, I'm in the video. You have a porn role in that video. He does.

He's really good. Yeah? You should watch it. I do want to watch it.

I want to see Max in action. I want to have a screening. Max has a porn role. And a few scenes.

I love feet. The little lesbian girls that live in shoes. There's a little girl. There's a big fat mama.

There are little girls. They're all lesbians. They're all lesbians. Like, where does it come from though?

I mean, I'm pretty sure you... Where do they come from? Where does the fetish come from, you mean? Right.

Well, it's different for different people. I mean, everyone has different fetishes. Don't be ashamed of yours if it's a foot fetish. When did yours start?

When is the first time you got interested in feet that you can remember, Romeo? Probably when I was about 13. Like, 13.

I met a woman. Well, that's a classic time. How did it happen? I met an older woman.

And she was like that's what she was. She said to ask what her fantasy was. And that's one of the other ones she told. I really wasn't...

I didn't know about it. You know what I mean? She kind of brought me into it. And then...

Well, Romeo, you are honestly easy to read. I mean, most people, it's a little bit uncertain as to where their fetish comes from. But this lady obviously introduced your fetish to you.

And it sounds like she was a hot milk or a cougar or something. And probably would get arrested if anybody found out about her today.

Well, nowadays, yeah. Well, she was at 17 when I was 13. Oh, she was... She was what?

17. Oh, 17. She was an older woman. Oh, okay.

So she'd only be sent to, like, you know, that school, juvenile, delinquent school or something, probably. I don't know.

They would have done something to her if she was found out. Right. Where are you calling from?

New York. New York. All right. New York City.

Hey, I'm at the Brooklyn Bridge, baby. You see that? That's exactly where I am. Oh, that's very funny,

because the Brooklyn Bridge the other day, somebody put up a white flag. And we're looking at the Brooklyn Bridge right now and it has a white flag on it.

Look at that. Yeah. Oh, it does. It does.

Yeah. Is that for the enemy to know that we surrender? What is that for? No, it was actually,

they bleached two American flags. They looked almost white. And somehow they snuck up there past all the security, past all the, everything.

Wow. And they put these flags up. Okay. Well...

So you're near the Brooklyn Bridge. Okay. So wave to the Brooklyn Bridge. All right, Romeo.

You're very normal. And you just got on the fetish road with this older woman. She just trained you well. It's not the worst thing in the world to have a foot fetish.

It's kind of a good thing. You know, more foot massages for our, I like it. We already feed.

I love it. The next girl you're with is going to be a very lucky girl. That's right. So she's going to be very relaxed and happy,

because her feet feel good. All right? So we got to go, because we have to take a break.

Break time. But we are going to come back and we're going to be back with Janelle and Jux, who are going to do Bonoboville Communion,

I believe, if I can find my shoe. And we're also going to watch the Katherine and Samantha unlicensed professionals video. I'm not going to give it away at all.

It's just really great. It's just, you don't want to miss this, okay? Okay, we're going to wrap it up, but we're going to come back with much more.

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That would be juke's. Sometimes juke's leather, sometimes juke's leaf. Occasionally cannabally.

Just juke's. Yeah. And his cannabally. And he's also here with his Janelle.

Hello. Hello, Janelle. Hi. Janelle is truly a virgin to Bonoboville

since this is your first time here. At this location. At this location? Yes.

Actually, you are a veteran in terms of the other ladies. We're not even at the other location. I'm not going to ask you what you think of this location compared to the other location

because you just kind of came in and this is our small studio where we are poverty stricken and we have nothing but

Ron DeGermy-Rum and a stripper pole. Could do worse. Yeah. Could be a lot worse.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to show you what we've got downstairs that we're going to open up and have this, you know,

Shangri-La. But in the meantime, here we are. And, you know, we're having fun. I mean, we're just starting our community,

Bonoboville, but you don't even join Twitter. I know. I've like barely been on Facebook, so I've had a Facebook account for a year and a half now.

But, you know, that's why you should be different and not be on any of it except Bonoboville. Okay. Okay.

I'm glad you were agreeable to that. And that's even before- I can be easily persuaded. Bonoboville Communion.

Okay. Right. But, okay. I-

Jux can at least get you to put a profile on there with a picture, one of his great pictures of you. Are you allowed to post, like,

dirty pictures? Okay, okay. Is that a thing that you're allowed to do? I don't really know.

I might be able to get away with that. Let me explain the dirty picture policy. Okay. Okay.

I know. We're a little bit, you know, but we're going to make this community what do we call it,

sustainable, make money. It's something in which we're going to have a store and you can sell your pictures or your video. If somebody wants to look at your pictures,

they have to pay. Right. And you get a percentage. And we get a percentage.

It's like a little, you get, we get, you know, kind of thing. Because it's all about Bonobos and sustainable and nonoffensive to a lot of people

who perhaps might be offended. Yeah. So that way. You can do everything you want.

You can do everything you want. It's just that the dirty pictures, you know, which are, yeah, I guess the X-rated pictures are the ones that, you know, you monetize.

That's the word. Don't pull that down. It's just the front. Just pull the front down.

Okay. Thank you. Here we go. Am I good?

Yeah, you're good. Okay. My microphone is just unruly. I wish I could spank it with my Jax Leather Flogger,

except that would make it worse. So anyway, you can show the pictures to your friends, obviously, for free, by request. Yeah.

There you go. But if you don't know the people, then we're going to charge them a little bit of money. But all we need is a beautiful picture

of your Putnam as we say in Yiddish, your face. Your face, especially with the, this is so amazing how you did this whole bang thing.

Oh, it's beginning a little unruly. Yeah. I keep trimming it every day. It looks totally really to me.

It looks, it rules your forehead. Oh, thank you. It's great. I mean, you know, it's very pointy.

It's got a little bit of a split in the middle. Yeah, it's true. Well, it didn't really set correctly. Yeah.

So much today. It's mesmerizing now. I'm like going cross-eyed, looking at it. Well, thank you.

But I can cross-eyed anyway. So how's your sex life been? It's been all right. I actually went out last night.

Went out? To a bar. Yeah. Totally forgot that I had blown one of the bartenders there.

Ooh. Last summer. That's a good situation. And I've been to that bar since then,

but not while he's working. And I actually forgot about that. So I had that nice run in. I got a bunch of free drinks.

So that was cool. Okay. And the text. Yes.

And then I got out. It's kind of a barter thing. Blowjob for... I guess, yeah.

Eventual drinks. It's not like it's a quid pro quo. You just eventually you get paid. Yeah.

I don't know. I just kept getting free drinks. I think he thought he was investing in the future there. There you go.

That's true. He ended up sending... I didn't see it until today, because I got kind of drunk last night.

Yeah. But he ended up sending me this text last night. It was just sort of an image. And it said, like, it's not going to suck itself.

And I was like, well... An image? You mean his dick? Well, no, no, no.

It was just like some... Not an image of his dick? ...image he pulled off the internet that just was like a... Somebody else's dick?

No, it wasn't even a dick. It just said it's not going to suck itself. A banana. It was not in there was an x-ray thing of people boning or something.

But, um, yeah. So I didn't respond to that, because obviously I know it's not going to suck itself. But I don't need to, you know...

I don't know if it needed a response. I mean, I guess he was hoping you would say, well, let me suck it, please. Yeah, but I've done that and, you know...

Oh, been there, done that. Oh. Yeah. I made my conquest.

It's time to move on. Yeah. You know? Yeah.

All right. My kind of woman. Well... You're a move-on kind of woman, too?

I can be. You can be. Unless it's worthwhile. Yeah, I've been there such that.

Move on. It's just sucking a dick and you need to drink some move-on. The free drinks don't make it worthwhile. I mean, it's a great bar, so...

Well, that's the thing, but... You know, if the free drinks dry up, then maybe you can... I've been to that bar so many times since then,

and I like the other bartender that works there, who I've not blown. And he's always really nice to me. That could work.

And he always, like... He always gives me, like, a hook-up on drinks, anyway, so... This is very bonobo-esque, you know, sort of blowjobs for drinks.

I mean, they do blowjobs for, like, apples and, you know, coconuts or whatever they... But, yeah, same kind of thing.

So, speaking of which, Bonoboville Communion, have you ever done that? I did it with the Agua.

The Agua. Right. Well, here's the thing. Is you do it with different things.

Just like in church. They don't use the same kind of wine for Jesus all the time. Right?

They use different things. So, this one, though, I don't think you're interested in, as much as Ron de Jeremy, okay?

And is this your interest as well? I'm just interested in general. Yeah, both of them are interesting. Well, I mean, I don't know if I should mix them,

although I did that. No, no, no. A little half-and-half. Cece had me mix them.

We're going to talk to Cece a little later. That sounds really kind of terrifying to mix them. I wouldn't recommend it. Yeah, I don't think so.

She liked it. She liked it. And, you know, that's okay. So, Ron de Jeremy,

let's see, green or... No, this matches your hair. This one. Right, okay.

Okay, and... I'll join with Ron de Jeremy. Ron de Jeremy, okay. Might as well have the same alcohol breath.

You know? Thank you, Ron. Okay, so, here we go. And this is your salt,

which is equivalent to the body. And you may proceed. Should we have some music? Who's going to go first?

Would you like to go first? It looks like she would like to. I don't know. I have a bigger boo than you do.

All right. Is that me going first or you going first? If we just go ahead and get this out. There you go.

And it is pierced for those of you who are not watching. Just so you know, we have a pierced nipple here. Very lovely. Is it a hurt, by the way?

Not until I walked into the frozen food aisle at the grocery store later. Whoa, when it got cold. Yes.

So does that mean when your nipple gets hard, it hurts? No, not anymore. This one you first saw. Yeah, it was terrible.

If it froze, then it hurt. Oh, yes. It was awful. The microphone is blocking the tit.

Oh, the microphone is blocking the tit. Well, could we possibly have both out so that just in case one is blocked, we could see the other one?

We could have both shots, too. Yeah, absolutely. You could. Okay, very nice.

All right. So now we have the licking. The licking of the tit. Okay.

Lovely. Oh, juxtapose liquor. Juxtapose liquor. And down the hatch.

That's right. Very nice. Can we have some applause, please? Go bonobos.

Yes. Mm. You just got chills. Yeah, I got chills.

That's a worthwhile communion. It's from this, not from the booze. Mm. Nice.

You're too different. That's impressive, though. Well, let's see. Come on.

Let's see. Are we doing that? Yeah, okay. Here we go.

Mm. No piercings. No piercings. Little bit of hair, you know,

for those of you like hairy tits. Yeah. Yeah. And they are getting hard.

That's impressive. Mm-hmm. They like salt. Yeah.

Mm. Yum. Yum. And down the hatch.

That was very smooth. I'll put mine away. Very smooth. You can leave yours out.

Yes, please. Leave them out. Oh. Mm.

Mm-hmm. Salt with rum is a little interesting. It's a new twist. Yeah.

Yeah. Salty rum. Well, the rum is sweet. He's got it flavored, of course.

Oh, I assume it's just a mixture of the salt, too. The salt and the sweet, you know, kind of a little bit salty, sweet. Have you ever, like, had the pleasure of Ron Jeremy?

You know? Yeah. I've met him several times. Yeah.

I believe he's stuck a hand down my shirt a few times. Yeah, he's definitely been on your tip. Right. I knew he'd been somewhere, maybe not all the way.

But no, I have not actually, I have not had that experience. Not met the hedgehog dick. Well, I've seen it in person.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. But no, I haven't. But you have been, you have been groped.

Yes. Mm-hmm. Okay. Well, and now, you know, you have him down your throat.

Oh, well. Uh-huh. So to speak. The rum.

Right. Wait, would, no. Okay. I'm a little uncomfortable now, but, yeah.

Oh, and I didn't say you, too, but, yeah. I guess you do. Ah. Yeah, I got the sloppy seconds.

Aw. Mm-hmm. So what do you do now? Can you say what your profession is?

I don't even know what my profession is right now. I work for crazy people. You've been like a tech girl, right? Yes.

I've done a lot of stuff post-production. I've done a lot of stuff. Post-production. Post-production.

Like editing? Um, more like new stuff of like removing stuff frame by frame. Things that people don't like to do or the things that I like to do. Reverse special effects on this.

Yeah. Wow. Yeah, kind of. I've done stop-motion stuff.

Now I just work for an insane person in Beverly Hills. And we do stuff with holograms. Did we do stuff with Ron? Oh, yeah.

Actually, that's true. Ron actually was doing a show for us at work. Ron Jeremy, he gets around. He was in a couple of times.

And by the way, I would just like to say, not only does he get around Beverly Hills, but he is mayor of Bonoboville. Is he?

He is. You didn't know that? I did not. Ron Jeremy is mayor of Bonoboville.

No, I know. Absolutely. And actually, Nina Hartley is attorney general. City attorney.

City attorney. Right. We made her city attorney. She said I can do the city then.

I don't hear her on the mic, do you? You don't hear it. Okay. Yeah, there was a little bit where he was coming in

and actually doing shows at my work. He was doing shows? We also sometimes do live shows, not as much as we used to.

But Ron was coming in for a little bit and doing shows there. And everyone was very excited to have him there. Yeah.

Because everyone knows who he is. Like sex shows or comedy shows? No, they would just be like, well, some of them were sex themed.

But, you know, there's also censors who were sitting upstairs to censor everything live. So you can't really get away with that much.

I mean, I think we tried to show like cake farts once or something. And like that didn't go over well because... By the way, that was not a cake fart.

So, you know, that was just a microphone being smacked. What is a cake fart? Have you ever seen this video of cake farts? Okay.

There's this girl and she's like, you know what I really like? Cake farts. And then she gets up on a table

and she's wearing a shirt but like no panties. And she gets up on the cake and starts farting on a cake. Audibly?

Yes. Okay. Invisibly. Invisibly.

You can see the cake blows apart a little bit. Wow. Those are some powerful farts. Yeah, I don't know.

I think there's some trick photography or somebody blowing up the cake from the inside. I mean, it's possible, but it doesn't really look that way.

I don't know if you could fart a cake into blowing up that visibly. But I haven't seen it. Well, it's, I mean, when you're bored

and you really want to watch a cake fart. Oh, that's Cece. Hi, Cece. Oh, hi.

Hey. Hello. Hi, Cece. Look at Cece in her boudoir.

Hi, Cece. Look at Cece. Wow. Whoa, that's quite a sexy slip you've got there.

Yes. Is that Cece? There we go. Yeah.

There she is. Look at Cece looking very, kind of lingerie, loungy. With her glasses, too.

Thank you. Excuse me. Okay, except you sound kind of cutting in and out. Let's see.

I'm in the mountains. Oh, the mountains. I'm out in the woods in a sacred space. And it's a Wiccan holiday.

It's pagan today, Dr. Suzie. Really? Okay, what's the holiday? It's a major Wiccan holiday.

And you don't know what it is. Cece, what kind of reporter are you? You should find out what it is. Somebody look it up.

I celebrate every year. You know how if you go to a small town, no one knows that. What do we call it?

Wiccan night? Wiccan day? Wiccan, I mean, is it because it's August 2nd? Or is it because it's...

Yes. Yes, because it's August 2nd. Or is it a certain thing about the moon? You know, what is it?

Bring your Wiccan day. Is there any kind of sex ritual that you do on Wiccan Saturday? Yes, yes. So I think it should be devoted to the bonobos because there are yellow

parakeets. They're the ones that we have to save, you know, to live. Yes. I...

So I think it should... Yeah. Why are they yellow parakeets? Is that something about the coal mine?

Or the Canary in the coal mine? Yes. We have a coal mining theme going on tonight and I had no idea I would be bringing up coal mining three times.

But here it is again. So, yeah, we can't let the bonobo... I know what she's saying, brothers and sisters. I get...

Can I interpret or do you want to interpret? Yes, please. You've got it. Well, we can't let the bonobos go because so go we go if we let the bonobos go.

So we can't let them go. That's right. We've got to save them from extinction. Doctor, it's time to set an intention to like really save and go for it and go

for an adventure to save the bonobos and save each other. And I just want to be a part of that. So I'm going to bring the singing bowl. Bring the singing bowl.

Whoa! DC, that's a little wicked. That is not singing. That is...

That is shrieking bowl. That is not a singing bowl. Oh, really? Was it?

Yeah. It was a little high pitched. It should be shrieked, don't you? Well, I don't know.

I mean, please don't do it again. Yeah, it was cool. But I like your tits. Yeah, they're looking good.

Speaking of... If you don't mind if I could join in to the communion. Yes, yes, absolutely. Look your own tits.

Or unless somebody's there. If that's the case, go ahead, you know. They might be on their way up. I'm in the mountains.

Yeah. Here goes CC Goddess. There's a lot of people with the last name Goddess around here. Have you noticed?

It's like a popular family. And here she is with her... What is this? Green...

Spirulina salt. What is this called now, CC? Tell us. Scoop of greens.

Scoop of greens. Top secret recipe. Top secret. We can't even know the name of this.

Okay. Okay, let's see these breasts. Whoo! Mmm.

Complicated. Yeah. Oh, and no panties? Yeah.

Yeah. Shake it. CC. Not too spotless.

Mmm. Are you doing the salt? Did she do it? Well, actually someone just got here that could open the wine for me.

Oh. Is there somebody there? There's someone here, but it's top secret. Oh.

Could we see, like, is it a guy or a girl? It's a guy. Can he put his hands on your tits or something? Or at least put the salt on your tits.

Yeah, yeah. Just the hands. Glad to do. I'm not sure.

Might be a little shy though. Let me check with them. Yeah. Well, I don't know.

Yeah. She's checking. We see an arm. Right.

Your hands in the picture. There they are. Whoo! Whoo!

Feel those titties. Nice. Mmm. Nice.

The other one's lonely. Bonoboville Communion. Yeah. Yeah.

Only in Bonoboville. Father Abraham is here. Father Abraham is the father of Bonoboville. That's 6-2.

Yeah. So, okay, did anybody do the Bonoboville Communion over there? Okay. Oh, we're just about to.

We're going to get the wine bottle open. Are you naked under that slip? Are you? Yes, I am.

Yeah, no panties at all? No. Really? I'm actually trained as a slave.

You know that, Dr. Suzy. And is he your master over there? No, he's not. Well, can I speak to your master?

He's not available at the moment, but that could be... I'm unowned, actually, so I'm seeking a master. Could I get you the master to ask you,

the slave to pull your dress up? I am a big lady. Yeah! And we have Yoni.

Yoni. Yeah. Yoni. Okay.

There we go. And it's coming all the way. Yoni, look at that. See?

This is what happens when you eat CC's green pop. Woo-hoo! Yeah! Looking good.

Thank you. I've been hiking. Yeah. Yeah, it shows.

Yeah, definitely. Yeah, it definitely shows. All right. CC's looking good.

You're a clap. And she's... Up there in Oregon, just drinking her elixir of Bonoboville. And CC is on Bonoboville, too.

She's very active, actually. Although you haven't been lately, CC, you better get active again. I know.

I know. I'm slacking. You're slacking. Ladies, tea society.

We've got to take care of that. Mmm. But you're looking good there. Okay.

And thank you for joining us. And thank you for celebrating Wiccan something. Is anybody Wiccan here? Or part Wiccan?

At part Wiccan? It's also triple Scorpio tonight. Ooh, I'm at Scorpio. You're a Scorpio.

Max is a Scorpio. I thought that was November. Or this is some other kind of Scorpio. Or...

The moon and Mercury are at Scorpio. Moon and music! Okay. Music down.

Thank you. Now we can be a little more calm. All right. Here we are.

Look at CC is our naked model here. Nothing on but her bracelets, really. Very nice. And did you do your Bonoboville communion?

Yes, I did. I put my spirulina on my nipple. And I used red wine as well. Spirulina on the nipple.

You know? That's okay. I mean, I wouldn't do it. I would rather have salt.

But I mean, it's okay. So, you know, you can use various types of implements for your Bonoboville communion. It all works.

You know, it was necessary. I'm just as poor as you are with just a stripper pole and your dirty tequila. Right.

You got to make do with whatever you got. As long as the mouth gets to nipple. We're good. That's right.

Doesn't matter how it happens. All right. I didn't get to meet Jux tonight again. Hello.

Yes. How you doing? And you can see Jux's belt here. I know you had a good time with that.

All right. So we have a report on just exactly what Wiccan holiday it is, but I can't pronounce it. Oh, here's a literation thing.

Lamas, also called Lug Nadzag. It falls at the beginning of the harvest season. Apples are ready and grain is beginning to ripen. Or is those your nipples?

It's also a day for honoring Lug, the Celtic craftsman god. So that's why we have a craftsman here. Jux Leather is our craftsman. Learn about traditions and rituals for celebrating this

first of three pagan harvest holidays. I'm sure there's some sex that has completely been censored out of this description. I can only hope so.

How could this holiday be so sexless and be Wiccan? That's ridiculous. This is just some crazy internet thing for children to read. Apples and grain.

Where's the sex? What good is it being Wiccan if you don't have some sex in your holidays? Might as well be Christian or Jewish or Muslim and just

kill people randomly. No, no. Of course not. It's better not to kill people.

And Wiccans actually kill a lot fewer people even if they're just harvesting apples and grain. They're not starting any of these wars. I have not heard of Wiccan wars, have you?

No. But this thing raging in the Holy Land is still creating holes in people's bodies. And we're very much against this.

That's all we can say. We're not choosing sides. Can you choose sides? You can, but we're just bonobos.

So make love, not war. And yeah, I mean, you know, meet in the tunnel and give each other a bonobo handshake. Or at least a hand.

That's exactly what a bonobo handshake is. A bonobo handshake is like a little hand job, right? Yeah. Yeah.

That's a bonobo handshake. And it's like, hi, hi, hi. Okay, give the microphone to Abraham since he has been so bold as to come in here.

Here he is. All right, new fans of Bonoboville. This is Abraham. There he is.

Hi, everybody. Hey, Abraham! That's what he has to say. Hi, everybody.

I'll do my own clap sounds because I'm usually the one that does the sound effects. Yeah, you're the one that does the sound effects. So here you are.

You have to create your own sound effects. So what's next on Bonoboville for those of us who want to know? So next, it looks like we're going to be going after the Speakeasy Stars.

Everybody that's ever been to Bonoboville will be getting extra special features that you could use on Bonoboville. And if you want to join in, you could be supporting

and pay your $4.95. And hopefully you might be able to come on the show or call it. Yeah, and more ways than one.

Yeah. Yeah. And you can see the show for free when you join Bonoboville.

That's working, right? Yeah. And actually, yeah, we've set it up in a way where we could have the free members and the paying members

to join in on the chat rooms and join the studio feed and be able to talk to each other and talk about fetishes

or talk about, you know, the weather. Whatever. Whatever treats your horn. Whatever treats your horn.

The first one sounded better. So, I mean, I feel that I should also offer you Bonoboville Communion. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I'm not going to press, but... Then that means I had to do three shots. Three shots?

Oh. Or four. Oh, no. You could do a quick lick around.

You could do a quick lick around. You could do that. No, I'm fine. I'm fine.

A lick by? A lick by. A lick by. That sounds like maybe he doesn't want a lick by.

Then, you know... This is the father. He came from a mountain. The father.

He's younger than all of us. That's right. But he's very ancient. And he's the father of Bonoboville.

All right? So, he's putting all these plugins in there. Yeah, that is a very sexual connotation. And we can all have fun.

One of the fun things that we are doing is that pretty soon you know that me, no big eBay and Amazon. Well, you'll be able to sell your stuff

right here on Bonoboville. And we take part of your money. We do. And do you get a higher percentage maybe?

It's a good deal. It's a good deal. It's a really good deal. Well, you can sell your erotic pictures.

That's right. You can sell your erotic pictures. You can actually sell what you want to on there. Not like Amazon, eBay, where they restrict you.

Can you sell panties? Yeah, you can sell panties. You mean like use panties? Yeah.

What are we doing about use panties? Well, I've sold three pairs of underwear so far. You're on? Or am I on?

Okay. I'm a collector. No, I'm a collector. The captain's underwear.

Yeah. So, yeah, so it's... Panty hose. But most of all, Bonoboville...

Panty hose. ...is a way to raise money for the Bonobos. That means the Bonobos in Africa, in the Congo, and the Bonobos in the studio here.

Because all revolutions cost money. Isn't that right? Yes. That's right.

That's true. That's true. We have to pay for our marshmallows. You can't have a revolution without any money.

You've got to pay for the salt. You've got to pay for the salt. We don't have to pay for the dirty tequila or the ronda Jeremy because those are contributing.

And by the way, we're open to contributions of all sorts, not just money. I mean, you could donate a yacht, for instance. Yeah, and also pay the maintenance.

Pay the maintenance. Pay our bills. You know, some guys have fetishes for that. They don't want to actually pay you money.

They want to actually pay your bill. It's like this household type of fetish. You could pay our electric bill. You could pay our electric bill.

Which is $1,000 this month. Because it's hot out. Right, Abe? So these are all things that we're doing there, right?

All things we're doing there. Right. And you'll be able to meet a lot of wonderful new people. And by the way, we don't, you know...

We don't discriminate. So yeah, we're going to be having a swingers group in there. So, you know, there's a lot of places where, you know, all of our other fellow Bonobos can...

Airbnb for swingers. Yeah. But are we going to allow common chimps and gorillas? Well, common chimps...

As long as they leave their weapons at the door and they wear fang control things. That's right. Yeah, okay.

We'll keep them for a while under super, you know, an observation. I mean, for instance, that curious George is a common chimp, and he's so cute.

He's cute. Yeah. He's very cute. And some orangutans, you know.

I think he's underage. Well, okay. That could be. You've got to be over 18.

That is one thing. You're out of here. Yeah. Get out of here, kid.

That's true. Arbonoboville is only for over 18. So you're actually going to meet like... Social media grows up.

22 years of people on the show and videos. And amazing stuff. Porn stars before they had their breasts. Porn stars who failed.

Porn stars who made it big, you know. Porn stars that made it a little. Right? Right?

And most of all, you're going to get to hang out with us, because we are really super, super cool. A lot of fun. We're very fun people.

Now, speaking of cool, we didn't get to... No, it's not even enthusiasm. We didn't get to watch the Catherine and Samantha video. Let's watch that before we go.

Real quick, who's got it? I think we got it on cue. We got it on cue? Let's see.

We're going to watch a video with our friends Catherine and Samantha of Unlicensed Professionals. This is anal fun. No.

Unlicensed Professionals is anal. Yeah, girl. She doesn't even need Lou. What's inside her butt?

Something she ate. What is this? A rat? Oh, this is like a rat kind of...

Sort of like Benoit balls, but rats? Rat balls. Okay. Yeah.

This one's fun. Yep. And what else do we have up my butt? Good.

Is that in there? Wow. That's good here. She just pulled a synthesizer out of her butt.

Wow. That's good here. I hear my echo. A pussy comes out of the pussy.

The cat is out of the bag. Whoop. Yay. We love Catherine and Sam.

And one more thing. They are members of Bonoboville. One more thing. We've got...

Catherine and Sam. Billy. Billy. Oh, yes.

Billy. Billy Jeff Clinton is a member of Bonoboville. And he is on the phone. Let me get a point.

We're getting him on the phone. Call Billy up. Slick Willy. Call him up.

So in the meantime, everybody, you got to join. How does he stay so slick? You got to support? With cannabally.

With what? Coconut oil. Infused with hemp. What?

Yeah. That's how Slick Willy slicked his cigar up for Monica. A little cannabally. A little cannabally?

Mm-hmm. Yum, yum, yum. Boy. All right.

Were you going to get him on the phone, please? I'm going to get him on the phone. He's dialing in now. Oh, all right.

All right. So we're going to go into overtime. Hey, disconnect that. What are you doing?

Hello? Disconnect that, please. Hello? Hello?

Hey, Slick Willy. I can't hear you. Yeah. It's just...

There's some reverb going on. Yeah. I feel like I'm talking to you in a well. Hello?

Yes, deep in your oval aura. Yeah, go ahead. I can't hear anything on the phone. Yeah.

Hello? Can you hear? Hello? I can't hear anything on my phone.

Aw. Well, well, Willy... Somebody says something. I can't hear anything.

We voted for you. Hey, come over here and use this phone here. This is a satellite phone. Come over here and use this phone.

Here you go, Billy. Hello? Can you hear? Okay.

Billy? All right. So we're trying to focus in on Billy here. Is Billy here?

Yeah, in a minute. This is former President William Jackson. I can't hear. I can't hear.

We can't hear. Try again. Hello? Try again.

Oh, there he is. Hello? I'm on there. There he is, former President of the United States, William Jefferson Clinton.

That's Billy Jeff to you, Dr. Susan. Aw, I love you, Billy Jeff. You know, I love you, too. You know, I would have cleaned your dress.

I mean, her dress. You know, I gave her a coupon. I know it. I'm a broad cleaner.

I can't hear it. I don't know what to say. Well, anyway, we're so happy that you've joined Bonoboville. Well, you know, I was actually looking for kind of a resident position there.

I don't know if you have any need for former ex-president in residence. Well, that sort of thing, you know, but I'd like to put together my own staff. You know, I'd like to. Oh, well, we need room for that.

But perhaps we could use taxpayer money. Oh, that's what I'm used to. Okay. Well, you know, I'm all about that.

We can just extend Bonoboville. We're going to put in a pool soon. So, you know, I like a pool. Yeah, I'm bad.

I like a pool. One of those intern pools, huh? You know, you don't leave stains in pools. Yeah.

I know what you're saying. Now, you got to, you're in Bonoboville, but we haven't actually gotten you to put a picture up yet. So, we're going to have to do that. The Secret Service is still pretty tight.

Yeah, yeah. That's not the only thing around here that's tight, but you know what I'm saying? Oh, well, I'm glad you still got it tight. Billy, Billy, we should all give a little gift to Billy.

I think everyone here should flash Billy from Bonoboville. Oh, now you're talking. My language, I just said it. Now you're talking.

So, just as a farewell to Billy, and the boys should flash you. Do it for Billy Jeff. Do it for Billy Jeff. There we go, baby.

Yeah. I like it. I like it like that. I like it like that.

I like it a lot. Okay. Titty's out. How many titties is that?

That's like a bunch. 10. Wow, 10. Dr. Suzy, do you know what I tell Hillary after sex?

No, I got to hear it. I'll be home in an hour, darling. Yeah, well, you tell Hillary that you got some good titty therapy. There's some talent in that room.

Would anyone like to accept a position on the presidential staff? Oh, yeah, we got your staff right here. Billy, we're so happy to have you as part of Bonoboville. I mean, you know.

What would be my official position there? Let's see. Missionary. I mean, you got a mayor, you got an attorney.

I could be the dog catcher. Yeah, doggy style position. I think I'm a pile driver. Yeah, pile driver.

You think Billy is a pile driver? Maybe. I don't know. I've heard he's good.

He's a pussy-licker. Billy for president. Yeah, Billy for president. Well, I've got, you know, I've always had the verbal sort of oral skills.

Yeah. That's what I heard. That's what I heard. All right.

So we want to hear more about your verbal and oral skills next week. Okay. We got to go. So thank you.

I hate to cut off the president. But, you know, hey, it's my job. I got to cut off the president. Nothing castrated about that, please, Billy.

But anyway, we got to go. So thank you, Janelle. Thank you. You never have anything to promote.

I'd say promote your stuff, but... You can just tell me that I'm cool. A lot of work. You are so cool.

You are super cool. And the fact that you have nothing to promote makes you even more cool, because we have more time to promote our things. So that's super cool.

So Jux Lee, Jux Leather, Cannabelli, all of the... And a bunch of his pictures are going to be in the book. This is the Kindle version, so you can't see it. But it's exciting.

And of course, we want to thank Maya, who you can find on Bonoboville, as well as on Dr. Susan Block Institute.com. And you can speak to her. I don't know if she's going to be doing webcam.

Possibly. Possibly. Yeah. Yeah.

If you're really, really cool, she might do webcam with you. But for now, she's doing phones and do it. Do it. Call me.

And then we have Donning Star. Can we have one parting shot of the beautiful rack? Yeah, here we go. Donning Star.

In the military, we call those assets. Actually, Don was in the military. Right. Talk on the microphone.

Give her a mic. Okay. Don. Yes.

Were those military assets? No, I didn't have them then. Well, yeah. Yeah, I already carried grenades.

I didn't have these. Right, right, right. Well, now you carry your grenades on your chest. Yes, I do.

Very good. Okay. And Abraham is here. And of course, you can find him on Bonoboville.

You can find Don on... You can't talk to Abraham for therapy, I don't think yet. No. Unless you're a really cute girl that needs therapy.

Yes. But Don, you can talk to whatever your gender. Yes. And she's really doing well with her therapy.

Yeah, we talk for a long time. You have. You've talked to some long ones, yeah. All right.

And who else was here? Loser. Was Loser here? Did he like...

Loser in the house. He went out for a bagel. Okay. And Gonzo Bonobo made a short appearance on the show tonight.

And we are excited about him coming out of his little shell. And being in Bonoboville. What's that? Okay.

All right. So, you know, make like... But... Nobos.

Not baboons. Make love. Not war. Join Bonoboville.

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