Kafkaesque Sex

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. Let's hear it for crying for Kafka. Yeah. The girls were great.

Well, yes. Yeah, gotta have hot girls. I don't know about the band, the great. Cry for Kafka. No, that was great. Thank you. Professor Paul Abramson declared a national treasure by none other than the LA Weekly. So you can take your seats and we're gonna talk and then we're gonna play in more ways than one.

Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and

connoisseurs, professors and porn stars, musicians and dancers, comics and

Kafka-esque. Sexualist. It's not a contradiction in terms. It's in that Woody Allen movie, not the new one.

So, you're all children of sex. Are you not? Brothers and sisters, you may or may not be children of God.

Jesus or Allah, but until we start cloning ourselves, we are all children of sex. Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an amen?

Can I hear an amen? I want to welcome you to Dr. Suzie Speakeasy in the soul of downtown LA. This here is my womb room, my temple,

my studio, my bedroom, my extra bedroom and also my courtroom.

My brothers and sisters, I am your mother confessor and this is my trial. Kafka-esque sex.

Can you say it with a cock in your mouth? Kafka-cock. Oh, we shall see tonight. I've got a very interesting mix of guests tonight.

We have music and dance, romance, confessions.

Oh, baby, I am free and that is why I am lost. Kafka. Absolutely, and of course our house band tonight

is none other than crying for Kafka. Let's hear it again, brothers and sisters, crying for Kafka. And at the mic here is professor, UCLA professor and author

Paul Abramson, a national treasure and author of sexual rights in America. The Ninth Amendment and the pursuit of happiness. Now professor, I was just given this book right before class

and so I didn't do my homework. The most surprised quiz tonight. You should be punished, Dr. Seussi. I'm studying, I'm studying.

Oh, punish me, Chris. That was Chris Gore, just in case. Later, I'll take care of that. I have a juxtapose leather flogger for you.

Just that purpose. Actually, it's a riding crop. Professor, is there anything about riding crops in here and how to administer them to people who

break our sexual rights? No, this is more kind of just theory. Theory, theory of the Ninth Amendment, which is a really interesting amendment

that I didn't really know about. I've been like spending a lot of time, Max, are you listening? Defending First Amendment rights.

First Amendment and Fourth Amendment, right? When the police broke in. And the wearing of panties. Well, that's kind of First Amendment.

I mean, I stood for all those. The wearing of panties is actually Ninth Amendment. It's only with Polaroid stuff. Let's talk about the Ninth Amendment

for just a moment. Like my peace sunglasses. Actually, nobody knows what it is. I thought I knew what it,

because I'm a big shot, I thought I knew what it was, but it wasn't. So I flung it. Okay, let's hear what it is.

All right, the short story is this. When the federal constitution was ratified, they needed all the states to buy into it. And they went around trying to get the states

to vote to ratify this. And the state said, hey, there's no bill of rights in this federal constitution. We have bill of rights.

The state said bill of rights. So they said we want this bill of rights. But Alexander Hamilton, he said, you create a bill of rights

and the government's going to say they own everything that you didn't put in the bill of rights. So James Madison has this compromise

that says, okay, we're going to enumerate eight of them. One of which you know is the freedom of speech in the First Amendment

and that kind of thing. But what's the night? All incompetent. But the Ninth Amendment basically says

despite those rights enumerated above in one through eight in the First Amendment, people still retain all the unenumerated rights.

Other rights we might not even be able to talk about. Or even at that point in time forecast something like that that maybe you

didn't mention in the First Amendment or the Third or the Fourth. Or marrying your cat or your dog. All those kind of things.

So the judiciary decided that, you know, they didn't like this. So they make like it doesn't exist. So when you fight about sexual

rights, you're fighting in a judicially determined format, which is arguing about the First Amendment as if sex is speech.

And it makes much more sense to say, you know what? Sex is through their options. So if all we could do is reproduce

that would be federally mandated reproduction. So we have the choice whether to reproduce or not to reproduce.

Sounds like the handmaid's tale. So guess how we don't, how we how we implement our choice not to reproduce.

How do we do that? We have fun with sex. You masturbate, you have oral sex, you have anal sex, you do

all these kinds of things. And it's all of our unenumerated rights. And they're afraid that people can come forward and say,

you know what we have a right to smoke marijuana. We do. And it's the Ninth Amendment

right by the people. We have these sexual rights. That's the Ninth Amendment right.

So that's been argued as well. Are the marijuana people arguing for their Ninth Amendment rights? Yes, so they're arguing that

now. So what I've been doing is resurrecting that as all these rights that people retain,

but the judiciary wants to make like it doesn't exist. Like Bork, when he had his, when he was through his

confirmation hearings of the Supreme Court, he said, I treat the Ninth Amendment as if an ink blot fell in the

Constitution. So they just, they just want to make it like it doesn't exist. So there's this movement of

foot. Yeah. That I'm championing, which is arguing that you got to

resurrect the Ninth Amendment. All right. And anchor sexual rights there. Resurrect it.

Okay. So Captain. Yes, I'm right here. Are you ready for getting

another amendment under your wing to defend? Sure. Sounds good.

The Ninth. It's sort of all accomplishing. You know, I'm almost 70, so they can't do much to me.

Right. So they can pay for my burials. Go for another amendment. Okay.

Now, speaking of that, I just have to give you another Kafka quote. Accused men are always the

most attractive. The Trial. What do you mean? That was, you know,

it took a lot of years. I have a Kafka quote. Yeah. We're all birds looking for

cages. Oh yeah. That's in here. Okay.

You got rid of one of them. I'm sorry. Okay. No, that's okay.

That was my favorite. No, actually, it's not that. It's close. You got it.

You got it backwards. No, it's more interesting, Professor. You're a psychologist.

This is a poet. You're a psychologist. Okay. I'm based on memory.

Okay. It is. This is it. I am a cage

in search of a bird. Ah. It's even better. Yeah.

That's why he was Kafka. A cage in search of a bird. Ooh. I want to get a little

birdie in my cage and with it. Okay. So.

We have a question. I have birdies in my cage. I see a birdie in my cage right there.

This is actually a kitty twinkle toes. She's speaking out of order, but we'll have to punish her

for that later. Okay. Well, you said something about the judicial branch

ignoring the amendment nine. Um, is it ignored? Or is it because people don't know about the amendment

and they don't bring it up and. Well, no, they, they, they choose to ignore it

because they find it, it's too complicated. I mean. Right.

How all encompassing is this right? And it gives us a lot of rights, really.

It gives us everything that's not enumerated. Exactly. Or that's,

that's not, there's not a law against. See the way, the way judiciary works now

is they decide whether something is constitutional. Right.

That seems to be good. As opposed to, which is in some ways the opposite intention

of this was, was that the presumption is, we retain these rights. We don't have to decide

whether they're constitutionally protect or not. I mean, we don't have to decide

whether they're specific enumerated rights for that. It's just we retain all kinds of rights

which have not been specifically enumerated and they just decided it was too complicated

and they, they treat it as if it doesn't exist. They just choose to ignore it.

For instance, the right to wear a turkey feather mohawk on your head.

Well, why not? Well, I don't know. Well, that would come out, you could argue that would come

under the freedom of expression, which is the first amendment. To school, maybe to school.

Now that might be a challenge. Okay. But before we get into that challenge,

I want to introduce my other guests. Please do, please do. You know, this is an entire classroom here.

Okay. So, so I have the lovely Vanessa Goodmanson.

Hello. She's got Goodman and Goodson combined and she's all good.

Yeah. Vanessa. Sister Vanessa. Let's hear it.

Yeah. Let's give her a little hand. Just, just for saying hello,

I guess. Hi. And hi gets another hand. Yeah.

Okay. So how are you doing? I'm good. It's nice to be here.

Yeah. Are you glad to be, you know, learning about your ninth

amendment rights? You know what? I'm learning so much already. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So, so where do you come from?

I'm from LA. You're from LA? Yeah. You're an LA girl.

A native. Yeah. Wow. Okay.

Born and raised on LA pollutants and everything. I was actually born in Boise, but I've been.

Ah, I knew there was something fresh and unpolluted about you. You got it.

There was something, right, right, right. You were born in Boise. Can you give it away though?

Okay. Okay. Okay. Well,

so, and then you became a playboy model. Yes. Pretty much.

Playboy model. Yeah. So how'd that happen? Um,

well, I was a painted girl at the mansion and so basically they

bought a painting. You were a what? Oh, a painted girl. Body painted model.

Right, right. So body painted girl is like a step below playboy model.

I was just at the all the parties and I was just in paint

and that's just kind of how it started. I became a playboy golf girl.

Did playboy live. Next thing you know. A golf girl? Yeah.

A golf girl. A golf club playboy golf and I was one of the babes that was like

entertaining all the guests and stuff. You know all about playboy golf. Yeah, yeah, audition for them

but I didn't make it. That's because of the headdress. Perhaps.

I was too wild. Yeah, you know. A wild turkey. No, she's from Boise.

Ah, that headdress wouldn't make it either Chris. Yeah. So you made it though.

You, you made it to a golf girl and then the next level? I was in playboy a few shows

for playboy TV and then Playboy FU shows. Yeah.

That's very sexy. next thing you know I'm in the magazine so it's been fun.

Yeah. Did you bring a magazine? I didn't. Oh.

So we have to like search you out. Okay. When were you in?

When were you in? I was in April and I'm also in some international magazine.

You were just in in April? Last year. Last year.

Well what have you done lately? I did this. I mean I'm just

I did the playboy Netherlands issue. Yeah. Netherlands.

Oh yeah. I don't know if you can find that one, but it's the Netherlands issue for this May.

We have friends in the Netherlands. We'll look at it. Okay.

All right. And so what kind of a scene are you doing? I'm pretty tame, but

Yeah. Yeah. Everything. What would you like to do

if you could do something wilder? Wild. My wild thing would be

not in front of the camera. Well I love the cameras. I'm totally in love with the cameras, but

I want it to be like public. See I'm one of those girls that if I have a

boyfriend. Private camera. Yeah. If I have a boyfriend

I want to make videos, do pictures, all that kind of stuff, but I would never want it to be like

open. Wow. So it's kind of a good thing, but a bad

thing. I'm like okay, I have to put my trust in all the guys that I date.

So you're a quasi exhibitionist. I see. Okay.

Okay. Well I hope we can be like a boyfriend to you. Is your boyfriend here?

I don't have one at the moment. Oh good. We'll be your boyfriend.

It's good. Good to know. It's all right. You know.

And I mean, yeah. Yeah. That's cool. So we'll

welcome to the womb room, to the show, and to

our Kafka-esque sex. I love it. Sounds Russian.

Russian. Sounds Russian. I think he was Czech.

He's from your country, Max. Max. Prince of Prague,

Duke of Mel, Nick. Maximilian Leblavich. I had to go empty

my bladder. Oh. All right. Okay.

Well then you must come back. This is a real bladder posture.

And preside over your principality because Franz Kafka is from it.

Well I understand that. But my needs right now are terrific.

Terrific. The Prague airport is Kafka. He's not an obscure

as they seem. No, no. No. He's not obscure.

I mean, well, I don't know. Did you know

who Kafka was? No. I have students at UCLA who don't know.

They say, you know, God, we love your music. Who's Kafka?

And I say, you know, you should be asking that to UCLA professor.

I did a mid-summer night's sex. No, a mid-summer night's

wet dream two weeks ago for summer solstice, of course.

I was surprised that a couple of porn stars didn't know who Shakespeare was. But most of them did.

Moving right along. This is Jess. Jess. Jess.

Hi. Jess DP. You're Jess DP. Jess DP.

Wait. You tweeted earlier, didn't you? No.

No. That was somebody else. You may have tweeted earlier. Maybe.

Maybe. Mysterious woman. Okay. Welcome to Kafka as sex.

Thank you. Do you know anything about Kafka? No. You have to think a second.

You might. You know what? If you have another drink, you might remember

some of the things about Kafka that you've forgotten. Where you were sleeping

in class. Right? Okay. Chris Gore.

This is your trial. I'm back. Let's go. Let's do it.

Yeah. It's good. First of all, it's good to see you, Dr. Suzy.

It's great to see you. What's good to see you? I missed your boobs. Let's.

So, and then there's some, this probably is the best collection of women I've ever seen since I've been coming

here. I've been here like 15 times. And oh my God, the boobs that we might get

to see tonight. Her. Her. Her.

It's. I'm super excited. And, you know, I, you know what?

I don't care if they don't know who Kafka is. That's, I'm cool with that.

Yeah. Yeah. No. I'm cool with that.

Because things will get Kafkaesque later, right? What does that mean? I think it just means

that it's, it's something will be surreal. Something will be

surreal. Bizarre and or, because I mean. Writing was,

I mean the professor could sound more thinky than I can you doing a good job, huh? You're doing a good job Yeah, like yeah, like you were it's just yeah, like I mean he I mean he changed a lot with his writing So yeah, well and I mean sex is a little well surreal like here we go. It's intense. It's intense Okay, rushed out seized her kissed her on the mouth then all over her face like a thirsty animal

Lapping greedily at a spring it had found at last Keep going. That's good. I love it. That's heavy. Yeah So so you're back I'm back because I really I I miss you dr. Suzy So thank you for having me

Well, I'm happy to yeah, and Jess is Jess Jess is actually Jess is my friend a very good friend Meaning we have conversations and I do not put my penis inside her so that is sort of how That that's the definition of a female friend exactly like I'm platonic

I'm not trying to fuck her so yeah, but yeah, so that yeah We met at a fetish event like maybe a year and a half ago. We were just talking about this Yeah, I'm Florida. Ah, and you're a fetish girl that is model. She's a fetish model. Yeah, so Sub

I'm a cage in search of a bird. I'm wearing a collar. Oh, who's who is your owner here? I don't have one right now. Oh, you just a collared girl in search of an owner Close maybe. Yeah, you could own her sure when it's sure. Yeah Okay, all right. So these are our guests in the studio. We actually have a guest on

Web cam tonight as well joining the conversation. I Don't know if we can get to her and him actually But they're there and so we're gonna one second. Okay, so in that one second What shall we do?

Hmm, I see Band members in the back Smoking cigarettes whatever you do. Can it involve boobs? I'm just I'm working my way up to that Chris I was gonna do that without saying it's so it directly

It's gonna say I see them smoking cigarettes Which is something that's done in an old-fashioned speakeasy and what else do you do in an old-fashioned speakeasy? you Drink

right So It's Aguashots time Aguashots time. Yeah So, let's see we have newbies to Aguashots except for Chris

And Who was laughing? No, that wasn't you. It was a high-pitched laugh. Who was yours? Oh, no, that was you That's like a little night and gale

Wow interesting outfit back there. Yeah, both outfits. Yeah, we're gonna have to introduce you later In fact, maybe we should get Vanessa up on the stage In fact, why don't we get the two of you up on the stage? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah twinkle toes And you guys can get into the chairs. Okay

There you go. And Do we have a microphone? Oh Look at this cute little outfit. She's got on. Can we have some applause that you could just turn around? Yeah, and do we have a microphone for speaking?

Yes. Oh, yeah, okay. I think it would be easier to take it off of the Stand here we go

So look at these ladies. Look at look at this whole outfit here. Wow Hi I'm one of the girls That's nine totally. Look at these beautiful girls. Okay. Where's that microphone on the bed? Okay. Here we go

Here's a microphone You are you singing do you sing? You don't sing do you dance When you're drunk

It is a speakeasy it's nothing illegal here that I know of anyway But we do have a ritual penis penis. Wait, where's the Agua? Uh Miss Teja

Where is my lovely assistant? Yes, where is my lovely assistant probably searching for the Agua right now not here so Okay So just relax. Do we have our webcam guest yet? We do we do okay?

You want to sit down? You want to have a seat? Yeah, why don't you just? Relax We're gonna do our ritual in a moment, but let's let's introduce Teagan Presley. You know she is She's hot yeah, okay, and her hubby or boyfriend. I gotta get his name

right here What is it Joseph Joseph? Joseph yeah, I was tweeting with him so I should know Joshua Joshua

You knew it was a biblical name Right Okay, so here we go Joshua and Teagan Presley, oh there they are

Hey there Hello, hi Joshua and Teagan. How you doing good? I'm actually going by Joseph now So you go back and forth between biblical superheroes, huh back Yeah back back only likes to think he's that great

Uh-huh. I see okay Teagan see Teagan is not in the Bible We're is that your given name or did you choose that name? It was what I was supposed to be named when I was born So but it was taken but everyone kept saying it wrong

sick of Frigging correcting people so I was just like okay. It's Teagan. Okay Well, which what do you prefer? Teagan

Really, okay, because I was thinking you know you have so many fans you could just tell everybody It's taken now and everybody who who doesn't pronounce it right gets blocked Well, yeah, but it was also it was my mainly the directors and the people at the conventions and Agua when I went when I get AV and everyone kept just saying my name wrong

So I was just like you know what I'm changing it. It's Teagan now And I like it now because now my nickname is teacup So it's perfectly and is there a part of your body that is a teacup? No, I think it's just because I'm silly and I'm tiny like a little teacup. You are tiny. How tiny are you?

She's like four-foot-four She's five foot five foot that is tiny A cute little package. Well, I mean as a porn star. That's very good, right because you make the dicks look big Isn't that right? I mean isn't that bottom line?

That's right. They short girls. So, you know, you know, right, right? I don't know Do you think that that's I mean I'm sure that you have many many fine qualities after all you are a multiple ADN award-winning Pornographic actress, isn't that right? What do you want awards for?

I've actually won awards for AVN and for CAVR and XRCO. I've won a lot throughout all the awards I think I've won at least a minimum of one for all of the award shows So it's just it was just like I have also ones for feature dancing So it's a whole big pile a whole big pile and are and are you husband and wife or boyfriend and girlfriend?

What's the relationship? You can explain that one. We are fiance and fiancee That's so sweet, how long have you been together? Almost five years. Yeah, and do you have sex on camera? I do have sex on top of a camera, but not on camera usually you are on top of the camera No, I'm joking. No, we know I'm I am only a director and producer for Adam and Eve

I do not have sex on camera. I've tried he won't do it. He won't do you think he'd be good though Well, they want to have me have they want to see me do guys so if I was gonna do guys I'd be doing him But he won't do it Yes, that's well, I have a suggestion. I think you should do it. I that's all I have to add

And I don't do it because I'm already fairly popular amongst the adult community a Lot more than a lot of the male talent without having to do it. So to do it is Unnecessary to me, so I I just don't feel like it's necessary

I don't feel like you know what that reasoning sounds like something out of a Kafka novel Really just one of those things. It's it's like you make your reasons fit what he's reading a teleprompter Yeah, wow. Okay. Yeah tonight. We're we're we're doing Kafka ex Kafka. Esk It's my own fault. I I create I I created this title for this

To try to bring everybody together because I have this band here the professor's band crying for Kafka, right and and Crying seemed a little, you know, not so sexy. I mean some people are turned on by by crying, right? You know, some people are turned on by anything

but Most people want a little smile, you know, yeah, you can think of it as clamoring clamoring Crying. Yeah, you could be clamoring. You could you could you could be clamoring, right?

Or crying out like oh my god Kafka. Exactly. You're making me come Keep going where that was good. I like keep with that last thing. I'm waiting for the agua, right? Maybe I you know, I don't know what happened to that. I can't find any agua. Oh my goddess. No Well, I looked everywhere. Well, you know what?

We're gonna do it with fig cello tonight With what fig cello? Oh, where's that? It is on my jewelry stand The fig cello brandy You know the brandy. We're creating our own

Subritual Because we can't find the agua. Okay, you know, this is a show that Just kind of goes along. It's like a

It's it's comedia erotica. It's it's very spontaneous Right, and so we have to exactly improvise, right? Yes You have to hold this between each other because you're sharing, right? Oh, you look so cute together Um

And uh, and we're going to you know, dr. Susie going back for a second We were talking about the ninth amendment and whenever I think about the ninth amendment I think it's my right to see boobs and I think that

It's been so long to go along with it First amendment, right? We can do shots wherever but I'm thinking not my ninth amendment Right is to see the boobs of the two ladies that are sitting on your bed at this very moment

Let's In the ninth amendment and tits you should just That was a horrible segue Girls need to have something

In exchange for the gift Of their lovely boobies to relax. We need to have something to offer It is the seventh commandment Of a lady's pleasure in my 10 commandments of pleasure as long as we're doing amendments and commandments

Uh, the seventh commandment of a lady's pleasure is thou shalt give her things So, you know what since I can't find any liquor can you just give me like I don't know vodka something Sure

An adult play part of a sex toy. This is a little prize for you Oh, we have sex toys from adult play part Yeah, no something Something motorized. Oh, yes, would you try it? Would you do it on camera?

Yes, I've been wanting to see someone do this. Okay. Okay. So here you go. You're gonna I I don't know. Yep. Yep. It's got fingers. Okay. And so you're gonna figure out how to do that And you are going to choose something here You need a big one a big one and you want to play with this

It's a good old grand to help. Wow. It's big. Okay. Go for it. Go for it. You know, I mean, no, we're gonna pour it on people All you I tell yeah, we're gonna pour it on people, baby. We're going to let it Yeah, this is your ex-boyfriend. Wow, that's way better. Oh your your boyfriend was thicker. Okay, but not longer Couldn't have been longer

She was only like seven. Okay. All right. So, uh, can you pull that open or those nails? You don't you don't Let's see. I don't know if I can pull it open Professor does intelligence count as girth. I've just asked a Here we go. Here we go. Random question. No, but easy open in some circle

Is there such a thing as intelligence girth? I'm here we go. Yeah, she does It has been said that the brain is the critical I like I like women who give me brainers if you hear what I'm saying Sophia Sophia Coppola wine. Well, thank you. You may not know Kafka, but you know your wine. I know alcohol. You do

That's very good I'm very impressed with that. All right, and and and you uh, and this is a good wine. This is this is Francis Coppola's daughter. Right. She's a good director that much. We know Crying for Kafka

I haven't introduced you yet Introduce yourselves. I'll introduce them. Catherine impresario. This is our manager and our backup singer Kate imperio And she joined by our other backup singer who's sitting you back

Samantha fairly Then on drums with the collar as brandon t bow Yeah And straight out of the 20s is our guitarist ricky embrose

And another Kafka's character who's a professor of philosophy is mark niche bobro Very very nice. All right. Well, he can come to one of the Well, no, that's chris. He's probably coming back I don't know. So you guys that was a great opening. Thank you very much. There's more

Okay, we're gonna hear more Crying for Kafka, but first we have to you know, do our ritual. Exactly. So, uh, so Okay, is that the stuff you wanted? Yeah. Oh, because yeah, we have some mogen david wine over here I mean, this isn't what I wanted, but it's okay. Sophia. You know, I'm a fan of her of her movies So we're gonna try that just pour it into the into the penis glasses

Right and uh, and and you have some of that Powder now see now we're gonna really create our own ritual because this is like derived many times from things This we're not using the agua and we're not using the original lime salt Everything is different, but it's the spirit that counts

and If the spirit of sex is with me tonight And I feel that it is I will

Raise up ye who are limp and I will meet by the miraculous squirting dildo of the lord Praise be to he and she Right. All right, so Now, uh

We are doing our ritual with sofia culpola The Who's really loud me My husband of course is saying I'm loud. It's a marital thing

Right Relationships, that's what this show is about kafka esk It's very first of all, it's very kafka esk that we can't find our agua Have you ever seen that happen before and all the time I've been here. No, no, right

There's never not been agua. Now my mic often does cut out and that just happens. So, uh, okay. Here we go All right, so we have this and this okay ladies This is the ritual created for you So

You take this salt. I know this looks very contraband, but it is perfectly legal and you um apply it to a very um delectable part of Your partner the in this case you are partners unless you want me to be a partner. I'll be a partner too. We can all be partners And should I not sit here because the mic is going out. Okay. Oh, I'm good there. Okay, and uh, and

You lick that body part apply the salt lick the salt and then You earn your shot ladies, that's right So of course the most logical place to start is as christ has been crying for kafka about I mean clamoring For is the boobs the boobies, right? Let's go boobs

Boob powers activate Yes, I will hold this. All right, here she goes brothers and sisters Vanessa Here can can can you help her off with the bra maybe this part or you hold this

Here you hold this and that and I do you could have a boyfriend before the evening is out. I'm serious If it could happen if she wants to Which one is it? Yeah, she is brothers and sisters beautiful Natural hello boobies of the lovely venessa. Yes

All right So Here they are so now you you get this. Okay, and uh, well we could do yours first Yeah

Okay, so so you lick one nipple. That's right lick it first lick it first We have two excuses to lick one is to make the salt stick and the other is to get the salt Very nice lick. Oh you got a lot of salt, but it's it's not very salty actually. It's it's kind of sweet Okay, okay, there you go. You missed a spot though. Okay. Yeah, that's good very good. Okay, you got it. Yeah, very good

Yum, okay, you're looking right. Okay now, uh, you ready for yours? Yeah, okay, so, uh Can can you do a reveal with that outfit? Yeah Yeah I'm being

Be weird if her nipples had mohawks, too. That would be kind of strange. It's just just to throw that out there Here they go pasties ahoy This is dr. Susie This is

I like this we have two natural sets right here beautiful very nice and so now you you you want to give it a lick Give it a lick there you go very nice And then pour it on. Yeah, there we go. Oh, okay And now you give that a lick

And now you do your shotski. Okay, this is sort of like communion here at the speakeasy, right? It's it's a ritual I see you you suck your cocks to the side very good Uh-huh Oh, yeah, sure. I'll I'll but I have to okay

So I guess I'm going to live here and I guess I'll have to lick you after because I don't want to be unfair so, uh So here just put the you you can hold on to that and I guess I'll move this so chris you can give a blow by blow It's so dr. Susie's now licking her nipple. Oh my okay, and that's

That's first of all wow dr. Susie your tongue technique is amazing Now she's applied the salt and dr. Susie's tongue is now Holy she is now licked the salt off the Nipple

And is they're all doing shots everyone's doing shots They're all they're penis shots actually if you're listening to this in the audio form in the aural form By aural. I mean a u r a l Thank you very much. Sophia Coppola

Hey, I'm having fun with my girls up here my beautiful guests you look you look so great, you know you put yours down again That doesn't look funky who says that looks funky who says that looks great Okay, see that's that's cool. Okay. See see that's what I'm talking about. Yeah all right, so

So we're gonna try to get that working. Let me know if it's working. I don't want to keep saying are you Oh, it is fine. Oh, hey, hello again Oh, that doesn't sound fine Okay, you can hear us. It's just kind of low in the mix. Okay, so why don't you do some minds for us now

Could you just do a a fiance kiss? No, no, no, no kiss each other What your fiance's hey, wait a second. Is this a marriage of convenience? What what is no kiss? Oh my god money for a kiss

From the husband. What do you think about that professor? It's like now put on your psychologist. Oh, there we go. Here we go. Here we go So we only see his ass now No, no, no, I want to see the the hot wife here. Yeah, no, can I have a kiss where I see her? Can she get on top of him?

Please okay now we see us. Well, that's good. We look good. We look hot, huh? Yeah, shake a baby. Okay. Well, you guys are doing great. Um over there you should make out some more And I think we're gonna hear From crying for Kafka. I think it's time to hear about

Why we should give sodomy a chance. Good idea And I'd like you to introduce that why you're here. Um before you you know, you guys can get up there And the great thing is tell me a little bit about the song Well, and the song was motivated by and I did a corresponding LA weekly article both with the same title gives sodomy a chance

Yeah, it was it was motivated by the texas republican party Had made it part of the official political platform To recriminalize sodomy and this was in 2010, I believe And I thought

I mean, they must know their constituency Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, ex-Republicans must like the idea. So they all got behind it. So I thought you know Yes, exactly. Thank you. That's very quick Lawrence versus texas is and ballad versus hardwick. So the so it's about the two gay rights cases christ hardwick

I know that yeah Isn't he a born star? I know he was the da. Oh Okay, so it it's meant to you know, acknowledge that and historically as well it references oscar wilde Our video which you can see in youtube has the the face of oscar wilde in there as well

So it's meant to It in some ways picks up on the the john lennon. So give peace a chance. So this is give sodomy a chance Give sodomy a chance, right? Well give peace of chances very much related to give sodomy a chance, right? I'm yeah and as someone who has um

Been to texas and fucked a girl in the ass I will just say That I can't wait to hear this song and I think that what should happen During this musical because the one thing is like music is so primal especially music this freaking loud

I think we should have Something to accompany the song. Oh, yeah, we're we're gonna have something You know like we got we got these these girls and how how about you should like to accompany the song I want to add one thing to it like a very a new problem. We're not ready for the song yet. We're so

We're setting up. No. No, I want to add something to this the a condom manufacturer an english condom manufacturer called they fit wants to use give sodomy chances its theme Oh Nice

That's nice a condom manufacturer. What is it? They fit they fit. Okay individually sized 99 different sizes You know what we were just saying we're we're down to just flavored condoms We get them from condomania But if they fit wants to contribute some condoms to the show then uh, that's great. I'll contact them

Yeah, yeah, so it you were gonna dance to one of the songs right was it this one not this one We'll play we can go through two songs play give sodomy chance that we'll do a song that everybody can participate in called This is not a love song. Okay, but can can people just dance to this one? Okay, so you could just get up and kind of and by dance

Do you mean like shove dildos up their pussies because that would be awesome if we just saw that That would be amazing. You have a sex toy that you got you took it off Oh, you need batteries We need batteries

Technical department. Can we have someone from the technical department? I realize we have a lot of technical issues tonight But batteries in a vibrator are an important technical issue that certainly should be taken care of before We get into the song because you know, we could use these

Vibrators on the other hand yours doesn't have uh, where did yours go? Where did your your little prize go? Oh, it's there. He is now your boyfriend was Was wider wider than this smaller than this. Okay. I'm glad to hear that you'd be torn up. So Sodomy do you are you for it?

I find other ways to have fun Well, now wait a second Sodomy is anal sex as well as oral sex. Okay. It's not just anal Sodomy is any kind of sex any kind of sexual intercourse that isn't penis in vagina

I had a bad anal sex experience. You did. What did you what happened to you? I was dating a guy and um, he just went for it And it traumatizes himself. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, well, you're young. Maybe he'll

First of all, if I might just interject does it right so to speak that's not the right way to do it If you're a dude, the I mean to me it's like anal is the yoga of sex acts If you if you do it, it's only pleasurable if you do it correctly And so especially the first time with lots of lube and lots of slow

And maybe not even all together in the first time, you know, you start with the finger we start with the tongue Really? None of that none of it not the tongue. It's like ram this thing in well not quite this thing but still Yeah, he was pretty big, too. So I was like, oh

Poor thing No, but No, but it was traumatizing Oh, all right. Well, um

Be traumatized no longer We have crying for Kafka here to serenade you into some sort of a Lather and um, please feel free to play with your sex toys

And dance around or or something move to the music. Does anybody here do stripper pole stuff? Stripper pole any stripper pole? No, so we're gonna play uh, give sodomy a chance. There you go You know, be nice to have someone on the stripper pole

Give sodomy a chance We'll do that in a moment. Did we get batteries for our vibrator and can we hear our other guests or Yes, let's talk to them for a sec here

Okay, and tell me what you were gonna tell me Oh, you got the batteries. Okay. No, we got the batteries. Okay Uh, she needs them. She's got this toy. I want to see This is from adult play parlor and it's some sort of a claw thing

And you stick them in your ears? Do you stick them in your ears? No, or your fingers Okay, where's the microphone now? Here it is. Okay, only one's doing it. I don't know Only one finger just this one. Oh, do you have a song called You know give sticking

Dill those up girls pussies a chance because that would be a great accompaniment to what we're about to see I think that would be no, okay All right, sorry We've got some juice now, houston. Okay. Uh, I think that one of the vibrators is working

Whoa, it has like different speeds. Oh, yeah, huh It's got different speeds, which is nice. Yeah, and this is a girl toys Vibrator No, Dr.

Says you can use all the batteries you want But one of the things that I always like to do is just do this Do this just go like It's not the sound of the vibrator that we want Chris

Oh, that was the vibrator. That sounds good It's a very musical vibrator You ever thought of incorporating a vibrator into your musical performances professor No, but now you're, you know, getting the wheels turning and that kind of thing

Now we have another vibrator Uh, have either of you ladies ever ridden a Sybian? No, would you like to try? Yeah, okay, let's try the Sybian

Okay, and uh while you're getting ready for the Sybian, let me say hello to my uh, my guests Teagan Presley and not sure which biblical character will be this time Joseph Or joshua

Joshua joshua now, okay Joshua fit the battle of jericho. What? Oh, okay Okay, and now I've got a note. What does this say?

Uh Lance is it okay to jack off with a rubber band around my cock and balls All right, I have a team of experts Here great question. Is this something the 9th amendment would defend?

He wants to know if it's okay, which I'm not sure if he's talking about his health Or his, you know Bill of rights The point first of all is it consensual so

He's over 21. He and his boss are over 18, right? Yeah. Yeah, and there's no tangible harm Uh, there could be if you pull that rubber band too tight. Why not? It could be very tight Okay, so we now have the amazing the lovely playboy model

Okay, will you both do it at the same time? You can do it one at a time. Oh, you want to do it? It's That's okay Oh, okay. Okay. I I see. Okay. You're here and you're there or you're both there or Something but we we have to be able to see you can't just hide yourselves completely. That's that defeats the purpose

Isn't that right chris? Absolutely, we have to be able to see. So we have to have some uh some space In between I have the controls

I don't turn it on until I feel that you are spaced out enough so Okay Well, it's pretty hot. They're they're right up against each other here

Vanessa Goodminton and Kitty twinkle toes, okay And uh

I have the controls. Okay. They're on the Sybian brothers and sisters and if you would like a Sybian Once you see this send this money. He said this $1,350 That's all that's all that's it. Um Dr. Susan block dot com. It's just one month of unemployment benefits. That's it

And you've got yourself a Sybian free of hysteria for life. You won't care about being out of work Don't care about being maxed out on your credit cards You you will have your Sybian. All right. Okay. You're ready. Here we go ladies start your engines The sound you're about to hear is the sound of a Sybian

Okay They're feeling it Okay, that's the first sounds are giggling. I don't understand why they're not kissing though. That's he seemed like they should kiss Or scream face get that face

Cameras get that beautiful face. Look at her. Yeah, look at her Just move right in right in her like you're gonna kiss her or something. She's having an orgasm. Look squeeze each other's tits Yeah, you guys should be Big babes in here. I know

Major voltage going on and it's is it halfway yet? No, it's all the way. Oh, it's all the way Yep, it's all the way. It's because there's two of them on it. They're absorbing it all Sharing Sharing

Yeah, give in to the Sybian They're touching each other I think they should kiss. I know you guys spank them. I'll pull their hair Oh, you can squirt we love it squirting is Susie's favorite. Don't you know who squirts who squirts?

Oh Here we go. Here we go. That's dirty the whole place And so but you're gonna you're gonna lay back and squirt I can't I felt like but it's okay

Wait, hold on. You want to squirt all over the uh, you can squirt you can squirt all over this thing Here we go Yes We're we're watching camera people. We got squirting perhaps

Going on here. Hey, how about giving the Sybian a chance? Let's go. Come on Oh, you're writing it back It doesn't really matter. It don't matter. Oh my god All the way turns up all the way

Here we go grab me Get the squirting get the squirting let's getting the squirting Or like uh, when you put your thumb in front of the hose That's squirting

There was squirting and you're saying get the face Kafka s It's Kafka s brothers and sisters. I got squirting going on. Okay Oh, okay. So now we have to change these saran wrap. I love it. Who's next. Let's uh, get up there. Who's next?

Come on. It's like the tilt a world but better it is Can we tilt the Sybian towards the camera? Sure Okay Oh, yeah, that was that was lovely sister kitty

Squirting We're it's all it's like holy water, right? It's it's always a miracle when we have a little squirting on the show And we're always delighted Even though uh, we didn't catch that. Did we catch that? No

Got a little bit a little bit. Oh good. Okay Thank you Beasley for Rescuing a little bit. All right. So, uh, now who's gonna ride the Sybian who I had these lovely ladies out here Uh, uh, Vanessa, do you want to try?

Do the song kind of give the Sybian a chance because it'd be great if you sang that song. Yeah Well, you know just replace the lyric Yeah Well, you could you could but then that would require a whole to do this

Chris so I think we're gonna try to get these two. Hey, do you want to do the ritual? Yeah, you do the ritual right right. Okay, you'll take a shot right. Okay. Okay. So I think that's what you'll do So you got the shot stuff ready here

And you can do uh, oh and oh, yes. Oh the peter piper, right? We actually You know Speaking of marijuana rights, right ninth amendment. Okay. We're defending our ninth amendment And uh, our our right to party. I think is what's covered under our ninth amendment

And uh, and and so, uh, you're going to participate in this Ritual that really should involve agua, but we can't find it So it involves Sofia Coppola Vina vino

From the Coppola vineyard and so It involves the removal of the top. Yes. Oh, yes. Okay. She sounds like she understands. She's in the army now And this is it. Okay. Here we go. Where are my camera people? Oh, you're all over there. Okay

We have things happening over here Okay, here we go. She's got her industrial strength bra and she is removing it Yeah, this is not. Oh, she's ready for revelation here brothers and sisters Right. She's ready for this moment because that is not a tattoo that is written in in what? Sharpie

Sharpie It's sharpie. It's written in sharpie. This is not A love song. It was a prop When you perform I see this is not a love song is on your boobs. Yes

Very good. So this is sort of a show and tell thing Right. Okay. Very good. Very good. And then what are these creatures on your clavicles? Oh, uh, it's for the coffee cats. It's a band. That's another band. Yes A coffee cat. The coffee cat. Okay. And how long did it take you to do your hair?

45 minutes Ran out of hairspray Things went awry. It's fine. You used ejaculate in that hair. Mostly. Yeah. Yeah Okay, of course

Oh the drummer, where's that girl has the best tips. Oh, that's pretty amazing. That's for the hair Speaking of the mic tank girl, we love your these are the the backup singers for crying for Kafka. Yes, they're very sexy And I remember Catherine Yes from last weekend. Where's that interesting tattoo down your side?

Ah, yes, but it always looks much better without the bra on so you got to remove the bra for that tattoo there. I concur. Yeah. Yeah, you're concurring. Okay And this is crying for Kafka girls They are they have they always been in the band or do they

Cates our manager the manager and she Brought in Samantha. Wow You have two bras To them both off. All right. Yes. Yes. You need two. I understand

Beautiful. Okay. So now we have the powder. Do we have the the solid? Okay. So you lick first Have you done this before? Have you licked each other's titties before you have not licked each other's titties? No No, I did Courtney Taylor and the drummer on me. Oh, okay. The drummer did you right? Yeah, do you want to come over here to be a little closer to the action?

Yeah, you could like Uh, there I am. Okay. All right. So here we go All right, so now you uh, you lick the boobs. Okay. Is this going to be protected under the ninth amendment? In the first right freedom of expression, right now we're all consenting adults here

You're over what 18 you're over 21. You have to be oh, you are exactly Okay, not because this would not have been your right a few months ago November November. Okay. So you're you're an old lady. Okay. Go for it. Okay Getting up there. Yeah. All right. So here we go. We got uh, titty licking going on here and nipple

powdering And it's blue powder. It's drink the blue powder and now we have the adult play parlor Cock shot glass. She's drinking it balls up brothers and sisters and yeah, okay It's good. Not the appropriate right. Yeah, that's it's good. The Sophia come pola

vino Very good. All right, and uh, and now it's your turn. That's right. Yeah, you have to lick around the sharpie Okay, she's licking all over the sharpie. Right. She doesn't care Yeah, okay, and now licking the nipple

and Downing where's your cock? I mean not that you have a cock God damn it. You forgot your ride in the car. It's right behind you The drummer, right? Yeah. Have you guys had sex?

Yes Yes, you have. Okay. How about with the professor? Have you had sex? No, professor, you don't have sex with your band? That's my first amendment right to no, I know it's your right. I mean, I'm not saying you have to but You I mean, what what is that about? Is that like because you're are you married? No, you're not married

Single you're single. Yeah. Wow. And you don't have sex with your band. Is that like I mean I'm sure they'd have sex with would you maybe wouldn't I don't know Would you have sex with him depends depends. Okay

You know At least she's not wearing them She just got out of diapers Right, right, right. Okay

So That's interesting professor. There are artistic components. They're creative. They have complete sole discretion over whatever art they create for us And how they want to sing and what they That's a very Kafka-esque answer. This is very Kafka-esque sex. Okay, so oh

You look so forlorn over there here come over here Come here and be more in front Here be like my co-host Stand with me here. Look at what do you think these ladies should do?

Look at look at there. They're like these hot punk rock girls. Yeah, they have nice boobies even even the Sharpie all over Yeah, yeah Okay, and We're getting ready. I think we're gonna hear your next song. I think that that's what's gonna happen. Guess the name of it

um You want a hint? Look at it. Give it a chance. Without looking at the boobs. What? This is not a love song. Right, right Okay, this is not a love song, right

What kind of song is it? It's a cover of a song that was done by a band called pli The lead singer was Johnny And it's audience participation, okay audience, please come forward Q cards everyone

Can we have some people sitting at the microphones up here? Yes, uh, justin hayley come on and uh Chris Okay, we have a situation. Okay. Patrick. Do you want to be here? Uh Where's your lovely lady friend? Come on over here. We need microphone presence

Okay, and where did the feather dress go? Where did kitty kitty had an orchard? She's uh putting her ballerina shoes on. Oh, oh, she's gonna be a ballet dancer for this. Yeah. Okay. Oh, this is exciting Right, very exciting. Whoo. Are you excited? I am You've already seen this can we can we have a little

Susie Stripper music Strip it off. Oh my gosh. Wow, that's impressive. That is impressive While we're getting the band ready we have a little stripper music for you to strip. Is there any warrants or scorpions?

Give her butt a chance Oh That was excellent Okay, just stay like that venessa and now we have professor

Paul abramson give sodomy. No, well now we have And thank you so much kitty for our classy pull dance For our beautiful And that bootylicious booty

This is not a word Wow, that's quite a climax to the show with all that Squirting and dancing Music and sodomy. It's all part of our ninth amendment's rights. It's all part of this Kafka-esque world

We live in do what you want All right, so let's all come in here and uh And say good night. Thank you Thank you so much. Come on sit down. Have a seat right back here and and we're gonna say good night and can we get a towel here?

Okay Yeah, have a seat. Uh, you can just have your seat right here. You can take your shorts off again Ha ha ha All right, so where is everybody so we're gonna we're gonna say good night everybody's gonna do a good night max

Remember we have there our new Good night idea. What everyone's gonna say good night. Oh everyone's gonna say good night, right? Okay, right go, okay Uh, so so where's the microphone? Oh, you guys are all up here when all you got is a one microphone No, well you can be up here. That's okay. Okay. Okay, so he's gonna sit in the middle of all those women all those women

He's single. He should Right Standing over the side you also sing in a church, don't you see in a gospel choir? Yeah, if you a show called the same with the

Gospel choir and then we play and and now we've got someone from Cirque Soleil It's gonna be a who's gonna be our like master ceremony And they're gonna and she's gonna come dress as like a bible thumper and introduce the gospel choir And then she's gonna wait a second. I don't know why this is brothers and sisters

What's so you got it? You got it. That's what you do So it's crying for kaka does we do the show called the called the sacred in the profane Ah Well, brother abramson brother abramson. I love the way that sounds. Yeah. Thank you. That's great. So um, so we're we're now

wondering How'd you feel about tonight's show? Oh, it was great. I mean it was an honor to be here We love coming here. It was fun being able to be part of the discussion. I mean, do you like the show? Is it a good show? Yeah, it's a good show

Because you want it, right? Speak easy. Oh, no, no, that's the name of the place. Excuse me. It's the dr. Susan block show. That's it Okay, well, we're glad you had a good time. Oh, it's great. Uh, and what do you what do you think about the congregation here, brother? hallelujah

All right, so uh sister venessa here we go That was a lovely You have a lovely booty body. We understand why you're in playboy. Thank you. And so, uh, how did you feel about your evening? Did you enjoy yourself? It was definitely wild. I had a lot of fun. Yeah, you had a lot of fun. Did you did you like the ritual?

Yeah, yeah, did you like the Sybian ride? Yes? I think she liked it more than you didn't you didn't get to climax like that, huh? It's it's difficult. Yeah. Okay. Well, there's the after party. You still have time Okay, it's mine. Now we have a kitty twinkle toes

Uh, you did a beautiful ballet dance there. Thank you. Well, uh, real quick I was a professional with the uh, joffrey ballet about 10 years ago joffrey ballet very Yes, I lived in york for a year. What's a nice ballet dancer like you doing in a den of iniquity like this? Well, I don't know destiny changes course. Um, I got injured

Got depressed Became a paralegal That's depressing. Oh, okay. And you do this to and then now I'm a fetish model slash Point novice, if you will. Oh, I don't know a little starlet. So you don't have to do the paralegal thing anymore

No, I love it. That's why when we're speaking about constitution law, that's how I was like, I have a cross Can you help the professor with a little research if he needs I can do some legal research I might need some of that right, but uh, I charge Well, you know, we all charge

We're all hookers. We have a nice deputy sheriff here. So we need to arrest anybody. Okay. Yeah, okay All right. Well, so how did you like the show tonight? Oh, I freaking loved it. Are you kidding me? I would love to come back Can't hit say that again say it again. I would love to

I would love to come back I'm the guitar player rick. All right rick rick the guitar player Well, hey rick Hey, how you doing? Nice hat. Thank you. You're from crying for Kafka

Which is uh called the pundits of punk by the la weekly by the way and so how did you enjoy the show tonight? Oh, it was awesome. Yeah, okay. Yeah, it's a good time. Good time. Okay. Have you ever been on a television show like this? Have you ever been on a television show at all? Can't say that I have okay. Well, then you've never been on one like this

Okay, and uh and behind you now Other shows they throw chairs at you. Okay Dr. Mark. Okay, how you doing there dr. Mark? I'm doing fine. Okay, and uh, you are what with the band? I play the uh, the low instrument the bass

The bass Yes, oh, no wonder you're now you guys have played with other bands and stuff too. Dr. Susie Huh, they played some of these people have played with major bands that I've never heard of but they're great So name your band. I don't know nothing about music

Oh, no crime for Kafka's the major one, right But you could drop another name if you like oh, no We drop names all the time Drop a name here drop a name. Oh, we play yeah, we we've we've opened for bad religion

Put a dog in the real set July 20. Yeah, July 22nd couple weeks Okay. Yeah, we played with some guys from sex pistols and International swingers. Wow. We're playing around Internet a lot of work to do we can't hear you when you're like that. Okay. What do you have something to say?

But we eclipse them all Definitely, okay, so, uh, how'd you enjoy your evening? It was a blast. It was it was good sound was good The views were good, you know, yeah, and you know really this is all the New Orleans vibe. I really dig it Right. Yeah. Okay. So of New Orleans. Oh, right. He thinks this place is like New Orleans. Yeah, definitely

You think It's one place I miss marty graham every saturday night here at dr. Su Marty and graham never had it so good. Let me tell you anal beads, right

Okay, and we're gonna do the pussy pipe in a little while, but we had so much to do Okay, so now, um, this is not a love song Right. Okay. So you're uh, I'm sam. How did you come up with that idea? This would be a

All right, so now, okay, you could you could move your head while her tits are speaking. No, okay Okay, so now tell us tell us, uh, how your experience on The dr. Susan block show went It was exactly what I expected

Oh All these unexpected things happened as far as I was concerned The stories I heard I guess set me up for what did you hear? I heard from these folks about last time they were on the show about

You know porn stars and sex toys and so yeah stuff like that. I was pretty well versed in what was gonna happen We've got a mix up. We don't want to be expected No, it was The best way the best way we're we're pretty good. We have to have some murder scenes

Anything that came along I was too inspected and so Okay, well you did very well with your This is all very predictable Okay, would you like to ride the city now? Some cop cars turning around

Plains crossing. No, not tonight. Next time, perhaps. Next time. Okay. There's gonna be a next time Then we'll have a television show. And so here we go Hello, the drummer you're the legendary sex maniac. Yeah, dude. I do what I can Yeah

Have you done both of these girls at the same time? Not yet. No, oh the night is young Right There's still plenty of time. I'm not driving either Have you done them separately?

No, not yet. Well, one of the half Half not not this is not a love song Not a love song yet. Okay, put that penis to work. Let's go. Let's go. Okay. We got Yeah, they put me in this thing. I gotta do something with it. Right. You're wearing your underwear here

Do you take that off? Do you want to show us your dick? No, no Well underwear is you know something. Dr. Suzy, you know the art of seduction Go forth. You know, I'm a I'm a little more ginger with the males than the females. Have you noticed? I haven't pulled your pants down. That's what I love about you. Yeah, I

I don't know I I offer would you like to take your panties off? I'm with sam for next time. Okay. Maybe the after party. Maybe there's still time There is there's time in the after party. We're gonna do more agro rituals without the agro. Okay, and uh, and let's see

So, oh, how was your time tonight? I had a blast. Oh, you didn't do anything yet though. Nothing. Nothing. Okay So next Catherine I'm Catherine. I'm their manager And my book for them as well. I run electric sex booking and it's kind of like the show

It's anything and everything booking bands girls whatever bands want to do Some crazy jello wrestling blood wrestling in a mosh pit and make it happen. Awesome. And how'd you uh, How did you enjoy your evening so far? I had a lot of fun so far so far and I can only see it getting better. You know, absolutely

There's still a lot of things we haven't tried yet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's this is bonobo bill and people we haven't tried yet Right, right This is bonobo bill and we uh We make attempts to follow the bonobo way, right?

Huh your comedian my comedian my comedian. He's like my court jester. He's mine He's he's in my court here. This is the trial and you are on it Chris gore Chris gore there is

Live from los angeles california Let's talk about me Why are you here tonight? I'm just I'm here because I missed you

and Uh, I love boobs. So Okay. Well, you got some boobs the the combination of the two is amazing. Also Like it's it's not often we have two silver foxes in the house

Let me just say Air high five Wait a minute. Oh my god. This is a threesome. What are you talking about? That little silver fox, which you should do a silver fox episode of the dr. Susie show

Hey, it's my silver fox chopped liver. Dr. Susie and max I'm Two fucking silver As with three silver foxes

We'll be in the show. This is the triple penetration of silver foxes on dr. Susie I feel like a saturation of us. We should do an episode about why women want to fuck the shit out of us Like right, I think you should do one about right. Why do I have all these old men and young women? Right

Got that right discuss this So yes, but yeah, it's good to have you back chris. Thank you. Thank you. I love you dr. Susie You're so amazing So you have a good time when you come here. I always have a good time when I come. Oh, yeah, we need it

We need a bum. Oh, we need like uh, oh, yeah, okay bum I'm on chris chris camera one. What do you incorporate the dr. Susan blockers? This is an endorsement by the very funny comedian chris gore. Have a hot girl behind him

Stand behind him stand behind him like you like you did not it was the other guy Stand right next to him, you know, like hang on him. Yeah, like you believe everything he says Yeah, oh, yes My very good friend. Yes. Okay. Here we go. Let's have the camera on him. He was looking kind of shabby, but he's great now

Here we go. He's looking fabulous Yeah, not on us. Not on us. Hello Where are we here there there they are. Okay, here we are Now this better be good. I'm talking about

By the boom Thank you for having me. That's really what I have to say Because I like boobs All right, where can we find all these people about the chris? Okay, never mind. Okay, we'll talk later. You and I

All right Over my gray hair What happened to all the gray hair and all the all the effusive they have more gray hair than I have Silver hair. It's we like silver. Silver hair

Assaulting pepperly salt and peppery pile of delicious. They have a lot more. Yeah, that's what that fucking is And it's also right here. These guys got a lot of gray hair me. I got a little okay Let's say hello to the lovely couple here. This is one of our favorite bonobos sets And this is a photographer

Yes Who does a lot of our pictures this is juxley and hailey Justine ryan if you got a few grand to spend he'll take pictures of you What happened to your mics? Oh, okay, say hello and can they say hello? Hello

and Say hello give him a microphone for this gentleman. They have microphones Hello Does that hi?

Loud loud. Hi. How are you? He's got a very little voice. I was like in the noboville Yeah No, just talking to my phone. No, I'm right here. Hi. Yeah, there you go Okay

Did you have a good time tonight? You weren't shooting tonight. Yeah. No, it's it's bizarre. Well, no I actually had my phone out and I just was taking pictures. I I'm trying not to I'm trying to Socialize and interact and all this but you know no cell phone pictures in the world All right, you're not a lot. You know those rules fair, you know, cell phone pictures where you're good

You gotta have one of the big Hey, that's your great photographer He's a great photographer a great and I've got my my crop here that I was using from jux leather It's somebody's probably breaking it right now. Oh, here we go. Finn. Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah, this helped you squirt. You know, I was whacking you with it. Uh, no, you didn't even know So I indirectly I was whacking you Oh, this is you every time, right? This is Whenever I whack you, he's whacking you. That's what happens here with this thing. All right. And of course fully insertable

And bonobo way, we're gonna talk about bonobos now and haley's gonna help me with my book. I'm so excited And maybe justin will too. Absolutely I've read a few pages You've managed to read a few pages. All right. Okay, we're we're we're writing a book right now

The bonobo way it's coming out soon and and instructions in how to be a bonobo The 12 step program to liberating your inner bonobo. Okay. This is a 12 step program. Very important here Non-bonobo anonymous Right to turn you into a bonobo and they are the sex addicts of the animal kingdom. So

Hey, monogan anonymous. Yeah, monaga monogan anonymous monogan anonymous monogan on ish Miscuous if you were promiscuous because you know what promiscuous means brothers and sisters It means mist mixing that's all it means is mixing mixed mixed

That's all it means. So people that mix it up are promiscuous And so I guess we're promiscuous quick. Okay. I can't pronounce any of the key words tonight kafka-esque promiscuous And abramson. They're they're all difficult

But it was a kafka-esque evening tonight. I think I would say uh, and uh, and we had a little kafka-esque sex We had squirting. We had a lot of pretty boobies reveal And uh, psych-a-billy

psych-a-billy psych-a-billy, yeah, yeah, and uh, and we had toe dancing to crying for kafka And we had uh, sydian riding by a playboy model Who dame to show us her beautiful perfect ass?

And uh, and yeah, and we have a national treasure treasure, right? So I didn't know you could be that until you were dead, right? Okay They bestowed it upon me while I was living fortunately. That's nice. That's nice. Enjoy it more that way. I don't know It sounds like something that um, the government bestows on you, but it was just the la weekly, right?

Yeah, and then he's moved to los angeles times, so you kind of come on. Is he here? No, I don't see. I thought you said he was gonna be here. He was supposed to be here, but he was in long beach He's gonna. Ah, long beach. Yeah, we know people in long beach. No, uh, the editor. So bonobo way practice it Uh make like bonobos not baboons make love not war even if your life is kafka-esque

You know if you're on trial just remember Guys that are people that are on trial are often very sexually attractive. I mean unless they're really assholes, right? But Anyway, kafka said something like that This is a vibrating monkey. Uh, wow

That's really cool. He how does he vibrate you squeeze him? He squeezes his hand right here. Oh you squeeze his hand and it's yours? Right here. You like a vibrator? Oh

Yeah, oh, he loves being between your titties venessa. Yeah Very nice. Okay. Okay, so we're trying to end the show which we're doing right now Make like bonobos not baboons make love not war make love to someone you love tonight Yeah, even if that someone is you

I love you. We love you Yeah, we love you Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you everyone. Don't squirt all over my bonobos All right

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