Star-Spangled Fire-Spanking Freedom Fest: 2nd to Last Show in this Speakeasy!

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You're listening to Radio Suzy One on the World Wide Web and now here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, Democrats and Republicans, libertarians and vegetarians, all you children of sex. And we are all children of sex.

We may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Brahma, Rama, Dhamma are the great many, haha. But we are, until we really get that clone and shit down, we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an A-women? I want to welcome you to Dr. Suzy Speakeasy. This is our second to last show here, brothers and sisters.

Woohoo! The Speakeasy is on the move and we love this place so much. We've got to say goodbye twice. And Eve is saying goodbye by pooping all over my hand. At least she didn't do it on my ass. Okay, I need some help. Oh my God, at least she didn't do it on my guest this time. We had her do it on our guest last time.

Yeah, okay, I need more than a water pistol here. I need a big bowl of water. I have fortunately a towel. It is appropriately enough. An American flag towel, brothers and sisters. Old glory. Okay, you know, I think Eve was going to have a big star turn tonight. I think she just had one.

This is called pranking the host. We learned on last week's show about cacophony. Okay, anyway, brothers and sisters. Then that's not to say I want to just assure our landlords that we're going to shit in this place before we go. Okay, now we need a big bowl of water.

Can you hold the snake? You can put her away. Put her away and you know how to lock her up. And a big bowl of water. At least we have hand sanitizer. How about that?

That is like putting a bandaid on a bombing victim. But anyway, here we go. Okay, big bowl of water. I'm going to just bathe in it. Where am I? Oh, saying goodbye to the speakeasy.

Right. It's been a fantastic space. Okay, here we go. Yeah, I know it's not part of your job contract. We've got to scrub that floor. And the rug. It's on the rug.

You missed a spot. Oh, damn spot. We're trying to leave a clean space. We love this space. It's a beautiful space, but it is just a space, brothers and sisters.

And the spirit of the speakeasy. Why aren't you taking a picture of her? This is the only time she's on her knees in front of me. Right. There's a photo up here.

Yeah. Okay. I need to call her. Okay. Now I need some air freshener or something. Right. Oh, oh. Where's the water? Where's the water? Or is that like got snake poop in it?

I need more water. I know. Holy water. Holy water. I actually have holy water loop, but right now actual water is holy to me. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, we're leaving and the spirit of the speakeasy is leaving with us. The soul of Bonoboville and the heart and gonads of the Institute moving with us. We are not sharecroppers on some corporate plantation, brothers and sisters. We are hunter-gatherers and we move on taking only what we can carry on our backs,

which includes about 20 beds and a thousand books and a Steinway baby grand piano. You want to help us? Can somebody help us carry this stuff on our backs? We need help moving. So give us a call to 1-3-6-7-0-0-0-6-6 if you have boxes.

Actually, we need boxes right now. I know it sounds so pedestrian, but well, you know what the box is and we need boxes. Okay. And you will earn free passes to Dr. Susie.TV and a special place in Sex Heaven.

So we appreciate your help. And yes, I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block, your servant and your mistress of the airwaves, your mother confessor, and tonight your fire-crackin' whip smackin'. Well, actually, this is a flogger, but it is a juxtleather flogger.

It sounds better to say whip smackin'. Daughter of the American Revolution. And if you're with me live, it is almost the 237th anniversary of the American Revolution. Then, 4th of July, time to venerate the founding daddies of our nation.

Yeah, you could turn it down, actually. That would be kind of good, because I'm going to talk about the founding daddies of our nation, like, okay, I guess it's off. It's either on or off.

So history lesson. Our founding daddies of our nation, like George Washington, who grew hemp on his plantation, and Thomas Jefferson, who had sex with his slaves, sexy Sally Hemming, on his plantation, and Ben Franklin, who actually did not have a plantation.

But he did enjoy Parisian orgies. In between diplomatic efforts to gain French support for our new revolution. The revolution we now celebrate with an all-American fireworkin' hotdoggin' beer bustin'. Summer hot.

Orgasmic. Oh, those fireworks. Aerogasmic. I mean, those were my first, like, visual orgasms.

Fireworks right above my head. And don't we say we see fireworks when we come? Yeah, but be careful about shooting off those fireworks, because you don't want to be losing any fingers,

because how are you going to finger anybody without fingers? You've got to be able to finger. Right? Rostetics.

Spoken by a fireman. Let freedom reign, brothers and sisters. This is what this holiday is about, right? Freedom, freedom, freedom.

More than anything, maybe. We want to feel free. Feeling free is almost as important as feeling love, brothers and sisters. Sometimes it's kind of more important.

Sometimes we'll give up love to be free, you know? We seek, we cherish, we fight for our freedom. But it's so slippery. I mean, how free are you?

Are you freer now than you used to be? Or less free? What imprisons you? Your job?

Your school? Your marriage? Your parents? Your children? Your fears? Your neighbors?

Your government? Maybe. Religion? Some people's body imprisons them.

Or your age? Such a prison. Even though age is just a number, it's also a prison. Your guilty conscience?

Your expectations? Do you expect that someday somebody is going to give you your freedom on a silver platter? Like a big break?

That big break you've been waiting for? Or maybe like a bomb? That's very appropriate for the holiday, right? Rockets red glare?

You know? Maybe someday somebody will bomb you free. That's how some people in government sort of define freedom, you know? And the perma war drones on and on.

Freedom has so many meetings. And then there's sexual freedom. And this is a show about sex. And freedom, you might say, is the greatest aphrodisiac.

But restraint is a close second. We love to be restrained. Oh, sometimes fighting for our freedom is more fun than actually being free, you know?

So freedom or restraint? What do you prefer? But we're going to talk about that and a bunch of stuff. We have all kinds of stuff to talk about.

And do, brothers and sisters, and we got some hot guests in the womb room tonight. So let's go around the room. First of all, I have my author

and multiple award-winner, Xbiz, AVN, XRCo, all the Hall of Fame. And now he's just written a book. Pornstar, everything you want to know and are embarrassed.

Stephen St. Croix. Welcome. I'm giving it the French pronunciation. You know, they gave us the Statue of Liberty.

We have Stephen St. Croix. Welcome. I can't believe this is your first time here. But you are a virgin to my show.

And just to emphasize your virginity, you have got your microphone a little too low. I have to either bend over to it or bring it to you. Nothing gay about it or anything, but close to your lips.

I know that can be an issue in porn. But anyway, here you are. And we're so excited to have you. You are like Mr. Pornstar from the 90s, right?

Anybody watched porn in the 90s? From the 90s. You have to say that. Well, I mean seriously, hey, my husband just said

I've been doing this show for 27 years, so I'm allowed to call. I mean, right? Nobody remembers the 90s.

Well, no, no, no. There are older people in here. Really? And also a lot of people started watching porn

before they were legally allowed to. That's true. They say 90% of kids from age 6 to 14 have watched porn online.

And I think this is the problem that the industry is having with, you know, in regards to losing money. There's porn on the internet? Oh, yeah.

The problem is we need to give these kids credit cards. Oh, right. This is why we're losing money. Right, okay.

This is how we solve the problem. That'll solve the problem. Yeah. Give them credit cards.

Yeah, okay. So, you're going to give your kids some credit cards? Miss Naughty Realtor. I'm going to cook a risqué.

This is Fania Brothers and Sisters. Can we welcome her back? And she is wearing her cocoa risqué outfit. I did.

I did. It's a lovely cut-out outfit to, you know, cool you off on a hot summer night and give your new porn star friend a good look.

So, yeah. Stand up. Give everybody a look. Stand up.

Turn around. Turn around. Model. Stick out that ass.

Yeah. Tits out. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Nice. Okay. So, you have brought Stephen to us tonight. Like a sacrificial victory.

She captured me like a weak lamb on the plantation. So, I hear. What does that mean? So, you met on a porn set, right?

No. Mutual friend. Mutual friend. Mutual friend.

A mutual friend. Can we say who that is? Actually, it was my virgin show, Gary and Desi. Ah, the swingers.

Gary and Desi. The other owner is a mutual friend. They're swingers? Oh.

See, they seem so sort of normal. I thought they just liked me. You know, swingers like people a lot. That's one of the characteristics.

They're very, very friendly. I just thought I had this draw. I was like, I'm going to have sex with you. Mm-hmm.

Well, you probably would. Probably not. Aww. I would never have been if I hadn't been here.

Yes. So, you met him at a swing party. No. A swing club.

My virgin show, do you remember Gary and Desi? Yes, I do. You met them here, but Stephen was not here. I would know.

No. They were mutual friends. Right. You can tell them the truth.

Okay, but then. We actually met at the AAA office in Santa Monica. Oh, yeah. That's true.

So, you mean they fixed you up and you met at a coffee shop? What happened? I thought you met, or you didn't meet at their club? No.

Do you not want to tell us where you met them? Well, okay. The thing is, is that there's a come shot involved in this story, isn't it? Yeah.

Let's get it out, kids. Come on. Stop pit-toeing around it. So, Mark Davis, you know, a porn actor in the industry for as long as I've been

in the industry. He's a very good friend of mine, and his significant other. And we met, we had some breakfast, and she said, I have a friend, and she has a need, and she has an itch, and it needs to be scratched, and she can't find somebody to scratch it

sufficiently. Fania. So, I said. Fania, the itchy realtor.

That's actually not a good sign, is it? No, I think that itchy can be taken in different ways. I mean, it's like the Spanish fly itchy is a big thing. That wasn't my words.

That was hers. Well, it's a metaphor. Well, you know, you're coming out of your shell. Definitely.

You are. You're in your cocoa risqué, and so you were fixed up kind of on a date. Kind of, yeah, really. Wow.

That's how we were. It was really a blind date. Okay. Yeah, it was.

The unfortunate thing for me is that she could actually go online and actually check out who she was going to meet. Right. When I couldn't do the same thing.

So, of course, she was like, oh, what? You saw a bikini picture of me, though. A bikini. I did, yes.

I did see a bikini picture. We'll use some more. No titty picture. She actually saw some live action.

Yeah. What was it? Pussy eating that you left? Oh, yeah, that was hot.

I looked and I saw a video of his with, what was it, Ann Lillian? Who was it I told you? The girl I don't remember. A girl.

Okay. The question is what we really want to know. Okay, cutting to the journalistic chase. Are you guys having sex?

Right now, no. Well, obviously you're on the microphone. I mean, have you had it? We have carnal knowledge of each other.

You do. Okay. That was a sigh of relief. He answered the question.

Now we know. Okay, we're going to move on and we'll come back to that because we want to introduce everybody else. But yeah, yeah, we got Steven St. Croy, a porn star, everything you want to know

and are embarrassed to ask with Naughty Real Turfania. And now returning from Goddess Knows Where is our old friend Kinky Gaga. So, brothers and sisters, welcome Kinky Gaga back. Howdy, howdy.

Howdy, howdy. So, you heard it was one of our last shows. Well, you guys contacted me. Yeah, we did.

We invited you. We invited you. And so what have you been up to? Well, I opened up a Clips for Sales store to have a website.

Started doing mainstream porn. Mainstream porn. There's so many kinds of porn. You've been doing like alt porn.

Is that what we would say? Ballet dancer porn, because you're a ballet dancer. You were at the Joffrey before. Well, I still dance, but no, not ballet porn.

Fetish. Fetish. Fetish. Different than alt somehow.

But I would love to do a scene with Melody Jordan, because she was also ballerina, like her and I. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Would you like to do a scene with Steven St. Croy?

Sure. Well, network, baby. Kind of looks like my dad. Well, you could do one of those daddy scenes.

Or do they not let you do that? Yeah, they call them DILFs. DILFs. DILFs.

Or father figures. Is that? Yeah. How old are you?

How old do I look? 22. Let's keep it that way. Okay, good.

That could be your dad's. I won't say my name. That could be your dad's best friend. You know what?

You kind of do look Cuban. Little bit. I do get that a lot. Especially when I lay out and I get talent.

You got that George Hamilton thing going on. Oh, I should say that the voice that sounds a little hollow. Can you bring up Jason? Roos.

Rouse. Yeah. We're going to... Rouse.

Rouse. Come up. Rouse. Jason.

Rouse. Comedian. Excellence. And big-eyed man about town.

And so, like, who... We're celebrating Fourth of July. Oh, and Dark Phoenix is here. Oh, hi.

Hi. Dark Phoenix is, of course, Mr. Fourth of July because he juggles fire. Yep.

Yep. So, freedom or restraint? Which is more of a turn-on? What about both?

Restraint. Who said restraint? You say restraint is more of a turn-on than freedom. You know, this is very politically incorrect.

Go ahead. Well, I think people don't know how to handle freedom. And they're boring. And so, when you restrain them,

then they have to fight against their instinctive thoughts and desires. And when they can't do anything, that's when the fun begins.

We call that Wednesday at my house. Yeah. So, you know, you said they, they. But how about you?

I mean, do you find you're more turned on when you're restrained, or do you like freedom better? And the funny thing for me is that

restrainment in my world, I find it more exciting for me if I restrain my partner. The reason being is that...

You want us to keep them in one place. No, no, no, no. You know, you come across somebody who hasn't experienced it.

And, you know, I've worked for Kink.com for a couple of years doing the second submission websites and the seduction of O.

And it's really, it's a mental journey when you're taking the sub along this road. And that's exciting for me. Being restrained does nothing for me.

No. Oh, we'll see about that. Does it actually make you nervous and not want to go there?

You like, you say, okay, take the restrain cell? Again, you know, I'm pretty in tune with how I respond to things.

And if something excites me, I will follow and go along with that. But I've never found a situation where restrainment was anything

that really set the bar for me and made it more exciting. How about you, Jason? Do you like to be restrained

or restrained or do you like your freedom? No, I like to do the restraining. You do the restraining? Yeah.

Yeah. I see. Okay. And Kinky.

If you tie me up in rope, I'll fall asleep. So it calms me down. Oh, wow.

Is that a good thing? I think Mitt Romney. That happens to Mitt Romney, too. Yeah.

That's what they call, I guess, what they call subspace. Ooh. Oh, there you go.

Wraps and saran wrap. Yeah, I've done that mummification. But I've also done... You're in a binder full of women, then?

Head up and then suspend it. Like a cocoon. Just relaxes me. Like suspension on hooks?

A binder full of women. Suspension just on ropes. Yeah, you do like that suspension stuff, huh? Yeah.

Have you ever been on our bondage cross? Oh, that. Oh, that. That.

I don't really like to get flogged or caned or anything, but I mean, if they're paying me to do it, I'll do it. Right. My grandmother said that.

What is the next suspension? What is that? Neck suspension? Yeah.

Neck suspension. Sounds painful. Didn't they do that in the south in the 1800s? Egypt.

It sounds illegal. It doesn't sound like it's safe sex. No, no, no. Neck suspension.

Erotic. Don't do that. Do not try this at home. Sounds like something dark Phoenix might try.

Oh, yeah. Michael Hutchins. Michael Hutchins that didn't work out too far. He did, yeah.

He was a beginner. So. I felt bad about doing that. So it's very hot tonight.

So we have water pistols. Okay. It's hot. Oh, sure.

My makeup's going to run. Don't squirt me. Okay. Well, you know, I mean, would you like a water pistol?

Would you like one? I would like one actually. We could squirt each other. Yeah, you could.

You could squirt each other. You could squirt. Would you like a water pistol? Yeah.

I mean, as long as other people are being armed, you should have one too. One of them might just bleach you. And it does remind us of, you know, this is the revolution. And we support the Second Amendment.

As long as you just carry a water pistol. We're cool. Okay. Oh, and Kiki.

I got Kiki. And Kiki. Kiki, do you know Kiki? I was actually, we were supposed to.

Come on. Sit over here. Come to her. Share a chair.

Get sweaty to get it. And look, you match. I know. They're in their animal state.

Yeah. Look at these animal girls here. No. We were actually supposed to work together on a shoot.

You were? Yeah. It's a whole group of us lovely ladies. What happened?

What happened to us? Yeah. Something like that. Okay.

You don't have to count them. We don't. We're not into. We're not into figures of that sort.

Figures are amazing. Yeah. See, figures or fingers? Anyway.

So we were supposed to work together. We figure everybody's masturbating their figures. And unfortunately that day I got a phone call in the morning that a family member of mine passed away. So I had to cancel because I was not emotionally ready.

People keep dying. No, no, no. So it still happened, but I just didn't, I didn't attend because I wasn't emotionally, you know. No, no.

I mean, we understand. But, hey, we are happy that you're here together at the Speak Easy. We're very excited about this. We're happy to be here.

Are you excited about it, Jason? They're sitting right next to you. Yeah. Yeah.

It's really exciting. I'm just going to jump in this lab and be done with it. What do you think about the freedom restraint thing? Which do you prefer?

Well, restraint is great whether you're into it because it's sex or something else. But restraint is fabulous. It takes control. I think I have to add something here because I'm afraid, right?

I have to be responsible. We're talking about consensual restraint here, brothers and sisters. Yeah. We're not talking about somebody restraining you against your will.

You know, we're not talking about rape. We are talking about rape fantasy. Right? You have to be responsible.

You don't. You're a comedian. But I'm a sex therapist. Yeah.

Yeah. Consensual. Yeah. Nobody wants to be restrained against their will.

Although the female is known to, you know, lubricate. That's why lubrication of the female is not necessarily a sign of happiness. Amen. Or arousal even.

It's just, you know, sometimes the body just does that to accommodate the situation because women are sort of what they call fluid. I'm reading this really cool book right now, brothers and sisters. I'm actually in the middle of it.

It's called What Do Women Want by Daniel Bergner. Bergner. That's a real tongue twister. Adventures in the science of female desire.

All about how women basically, well, we don't know what turns us on a lot. It's a mixture of nature and nurture, but often when women are watching porn or something and being tested on those little test machines, they will say that they're not turned on by something,

but then the test machine says that they are. Whereas men, you know, they always know when they're turned on. I mean, there's like this barometer. It doesn't take rocket science to know when your rocket is launching.

One of the things that I've learned in my short time on this rock is that women like to go into their memories when it comes to sexual situations. So if they've had a certain situation with somebody... That's why daddy pays off.

They've had a certain situation where they had a great sexual encounter. They will usually go back to that with another partner if the feeling, if the stimulus is the same. Could I get, Ashley?

Ashley, could you remove the rag from just in front of Stephen's book? We've got a picture of the snake shit rag. I'm surprised you didn't mistake the rag for my book. Right.

A different kind of rag. Okay. So, yeah, what do women want? I mean, you say women want to go back in time.

I mean, we all have turn-ons that are related to our childhoods and our upbrings. It's just, you know, men have this barometer. So it's always like a challenge from Freud to a porn star to figure it out. And what about a comedian?

What do you do? You just make jokes about it. Yeah, I put on a clown nose when I fuck. How come I can't hear him?

His is not in my earphones. His voice is not in my headphones. Hello? Yeah, there he is.

Hello. There he is. Whoa. All right.

That one's got piss in it. Uh-oh. All right. We are already getting aggressive.

See, this is a porn. That's not good. You're supposed to at least not come in the girl's eye. All right.

But that's trying to think of that. All right. All right. Oh, see?

It is awesome. Not the eye. I've heard that so many times. No.

Not the face. Just the belly. The chest. The chest.

Yeah. Mm. Definitely. Okay.

So we know what women want. Come on my chest. Come on my face. Although some like it on the face.

Right? Porn stars like it on the face. Because then they get the face shot. They want to be seen.

Right? It's all about being seen. You sometimes want to be painted. The number one place not to get it on a girl is in their hair.

Yeah. I was just going to say the hair. Well. We don't want to something about hair.

I thought it was. I would prepare it on my hair than on my eye. Well, on your hair. You take the eye over the hair?

Yeah. I actually just don't like the nostril. Does that apply to like a tranny and a wig? I don't know.

Oh my. I see my. I haven't been to Brazil. My girl's back.

Wait. You guys have to. I have to get some people up on the bed now. Who wants to get up on the bed?

Tranny with cancer. You guys. You guys. Come on up.

I'll go up with Steven. Right. The leopard girls. The leopard sisters.

I'll go up with Jason. I'll go up with Steven. I'll go up with Jason. Okay.

I'll go up with Steven. I'll go up with Jason. Yeah. I know.

I'm bringing them up. We have. Come on. Come on right up here.

Yeah. We want to see girls up there. Okay. Well we got.

We got these girls up here. Oh, and it's a total leopard being going on here. And I'm in red, white, and blue. All right.

I'm not leopard. Am I welcome? At least the beautiful Samantha Fairley has blue hair, brothers and sisters. All right.

Let's welcome Catherine Imperio of Electric Sex Entertainment. And yes, Samantha Fairley, otherwise known as Psycho Drudy. Wow. And you have your hair back.

I'm so impressed. Yes. Yeah. You could actually penetrate somebody with that hair.

Maybe a hippopotamus. I don't know. If I spike their nails right in the front. It's beautiful.

It's really exceptional. Really. You look like a native rainforest creature of some sort. A peacock.

I get cockatoo. Cockatoo. Especially when it was pink. A lot of cockatoo.

Yeah. You're more cockier when you got your hair. I mean, when you had shorter hair, you were a little shy. It's right when it's shaved.

Freshly shaven. You can walk down the street and you're like, yeah. I kind of feel like a badass. Yeah.

Yeah. You are. And look at this outfit. Jason has a raging heart on right now.

This is my kind of girl. It raged in my 20s. I'm 41 now. So it's just kind of whimpering in my lap.

Like a chewed up old dog toy. Oh, doesn't that sound appetizing? I'm kind of like in the chewing part. The chewing part.

She likes the chewing part. Wow. It's good. So that is a good sign.

And cat. You also like chewing. Yes. So, you know, you look great and you're down from Santa Barbara.

It's been a while. Yes, it's been a long while. And we're happy to have you here. It's our second to last night in this space.

We're going to have another cool space where we're going to be by the beach. So it's going to be nicer and but moving is horrible. But you know, we're doing it. So, okay.

You know what? I think I need my bonoboville communion holy water. And in this case, the holy water would be bonobo juice. You know, bonobo juice.

I think we need that. Okay. So, hey, now be careful of this fan here. This is my favorite fan.

Yep. All right. So let's see. Let's let's get this microphone here for you people.

So what's happening? What's happening in Santa Barbara there? He was looking at your tits. Oh, I'm sorry.

Wait, whose tits are showing? That's not very professional. Is that Samantha? No.

If you're going to show them, then show them to me. Okay. Thank you. Oh, that's beautiful.

Show's over. That's what everyone says. So you look like dumbbells. I'm going to press them.

I love that picture that you guys sent me of walking the dog. Oh, yeah. We did a DT merchandise shoot. We had some fun ideas.

The nice little pink muzzle which you had to take care of. I have a question. How long did the ink take on the side of the head? How painful was it?

Four hours. Four hours? And it was by far my most painful tattoo. Really?

Not jealous at all. That's crazy. But this side didn't hurt at all. Well, that took less time.

It was like an hour for that one. And you have color on the one on the left. That's crazy. Can you see what it is?

That looks... It's a work of art. That looks like something I may have spawned in 2002. All right.

I am happy to have you hold them, actually. Yes. This is my producer, Hannah. Applause, please.

Thank you. Yes. And she has our holy water for Bonoboville community. And do we have the salt?

Where's the salt? Oh, yes, we do. There it is. Okay.

So would you like to partake in Bonoboville communion? Of course. Of course. Okay.

I always ask. It's consensual, you know. So would you like to suck it out of one of these little cocks? Yes.

To make the big men feel even bigger. All right. And the salt. This is Bonoboville communion.

If you've never done it, it's a little bit different than the priest taught you. Although, I guess that depends on your priest. Yeah, that's it. Yeah.

You went to... You were an altar boy or something. Yes, I was. You were.

Did you do communion like this? No. Are you sure? You don't want to get your father in trouble?

You don't want to get daddy in trouble? Okay. That's bad stuff. Okay.

Bad, bad. This is cleansing you in case you were sullied by such things. Whether you are a victim of physical religious abuse or just mental religious abuse, or even if you are not a victim of anything, you need the Bonoboville communion.

It will heal your soul. Okay. So titties. I feel like I'm in sculling bones at Yale or something.

That's right. That's right. That's right. Oh, tummies.

Okay. Well, whatever. I mean, you know, if you're feeling shy, we can do it on your ass. Okay.

You know me better than that. Look at the beautiful first titties to emerge, brothers and sisters. Can we have some applause for our Kiki Dare? Kiki dares to be first.

And Kiki's looking good. Absolutely. You're going to introduce us to your two friends? Thelma and Louise.

I know you have names. Here, here, here. You're holding the microphone without actually using it. Do they have names?

Yeah. Righty and Lefty. Righty and Lefty. You know, actually those names have been taken.

Okay. But that's okay. Sorry. You don't mind.

Righty. So have we worked out how we're doing this? Yes. You're going to do your ass.

Okay. And so who's doing them off of these lovely knockers? I think Fania is going to do that. Fania, you should do the shots off.

I think that's an order. Okay, so we means yes. Okay, so maybe you want to get in the middle then. All right.

Whoa. Otherwise known as the areola. Drink and melt right out of the carton. We sprinkle the salt on the holy place.

I like the way she's explaining it. And now we lick it up. Yeah. And we...

Amen. This is the weirdest Christian show I've ever been on. We partake in the body of the goddess. What's that priest coming out?

Absolutely, the body of the goddess. It's just like what it is. And what happened? Did you drink your drink?

Oh, you forgot your drink. Hey, you know? Do it over. It's okay.

Do it over. Do it over. Here we go. Yeah, balls up or else it leaks all over you.

It's just not snake poop. Right. Oh, yeah. Look at her go.

That's pretty good. It sucks it right down. You missed that completely, Steven. I did.

Yeah. I did. Do it again. Do it again.

Do it again. Do it again. I'm going to miss it. I think we need to do it off of hers.

Yes. At this point. But take the bra off. Take the bra off.

Take the bra off. It's too fucking hot. I agree. I agree.

I agree. All the dress down. All the way. This is a beautiful dress.

Stand up, please. Stand up. Stand up. Stand up.

Thank you. Here we go. Stand up. Don't trip over the thing here.

Turn around. Take the bra off. Show off the dress. This is a cocoa risqué lovely dress.

Now bra comes off. That's exactly the brand of underwear and more. These bras that are flesh tone never really are. I don't care what your flesh tone means.

Kiki is salivating at the mouth right now. Okay. Oh, look at this little sunburn. Show us.

Show us. What a delicious. Don't you want to buy real estate from this woman? I like that real estate.

I didn't know she was a real estate woman. Well, she's showing her properties to great advantage. Is that a duplex? Yeah.

Now we need to flood the building. Okay. Here we go. Kiki dares to suck the altar for the Noboville communion.

Now these two girls are really getting along, huh? You know. I think they like each other. I don't know.

I think they like each other. Yeah. You jealous? No.

Bite her neck. Kiki, bite her neck. Not at all. Kiki, bite her neck.

She likes it. Because I find a little bit of jealousy if you're not like seriously jealous, but just a little bit. It's like an aphrodisiac.

Like you go, I want to do that. Yep. Yep. Somebody said yep.

Okay. Yep. Yep. It's the Bonobo way.

Yeah. Sperm wars, baby. Okay. No, don't stop.

No, not to say you've got sperm anywhere over there. Yeah. Oh, you look beautiful. Both of you.

Look at that. Rub your titties together a little bit. That's not part of the Noboville. Bite her neck again.

I just think it would look good. Okay. So now let's have a hand for this. That wasn't a swear gun either.

Yeah. And you know, I mean, they need to be cooled off, I say. And we have all kinds of water pistols here, brothers and sisters. We will make hard ye who are limping.

We will make wet ye who are dry. All right. It's like when the Miami heat won the title. So now I think it's time for Sister Kinky.

Sister Kinky. You want to, here, hold this mic, somebody. That's not short-circuited. There we go.

All right. And you know what? You could hold the mic. That would be good.

Ashley, hold the mic. These girls don't want to hold the mic. They're busy holding each other's titties and you know, their shots. Okay.

But you have to hold it in front of the girls. You can't hold it over there unless you're going to talk. No. And you can sit in here.

You know, it's not going to bite you. If it is, it's a love bite. Salt. Oh, did you forget?

Ah, here we go. All right. So now it's, I believe, Kinky Gaga's turn to do something or other. Okay, microphone in front of her mouth.

Not hers, hers. Well, I said I was going to, someone has to get my ass. Where's Abe? I can't hear this microphone at all.

I said, someone needs to lick my ass. Oh, she said someone needs to lick her ass. Don't all get up at once. Do you have anyone you'd like to lick your ass?

Okay. She, you don't care. You literally don't care who licks your ass. Oh, but that's her regular ass licker.

No, no, no. I think we need to have a different, she's good. All right. So I think you should bend over the stripper pole table here.

Stripper pole table. Stripper pole table, stripper pole table. Oh dear. Right up there.

Right up there. On the table. I feel like, I feel like a cop. There we go.

I feel like a cop in the rampart division right now. Okay. Wait, I get first dance. This is to be at customs a week and a half ago.

All right. The panties are down, brothers and sisters. As it should be. The ass is up.

We need a flogger. So I say her boyfriend is like, Cattle prod? Chomping at the bit to, to lick this ass.

Should we let him have the first lick or does somebody else want the first lick? I already did. No, no, no.

Can we let somebody else have the first lick? I'll take a lick. Go ahead, have the first lick. Oh, he's taking it anyway.

I can't. This is love. Oh, he took the first spank. I guess it's kind of a lick.

I'll just do the lick. Okay. He's, he's doing the lick. And the salt, salt.

Well done. Salt. Mmm. Oh, like a professional cook.

It's called a garnishing of solids on the food network. You've never seen this on the food network. And, uh, oh, you missed a spot. Right down the crack.

See, brothers and sisters, some people barbecue hot dogs and drink beer. We're all over the ass. What do we do?

This whole time I've been putting salt on my food. There we go. Throw a rough steak on the grill. All barbecue are assed if you want me to.

Okay, go ahead. Don't talk off the microphone because no one can hear you, including me. There we go.

And, uh, lick. Okay. So now since you did that, you have to suck it out of the cock.

He doesn't care. Good for him. Bravo, sir. Bravo.

Bravo. You know, I don't know if I like you throwing my cock down. Politics 101.

Okay. Licking ass. Relax. Okay.

So now I think our Santa Barbara guests should come up here and partake in Bonobo. There's still some salt on there. We've got to get that off.

Would you like to get it off? Sure. Can Dark Phoenix get your salt off? What?

Can he lick some of your salt off your ass? Yeah, you've still got some salt on your ass. Yeah, because I've got some cotton mask on right now. I think if you need to raise it because he's a little

taller. Okay. So there she goes. And it seems like we're going to need more

communion glasses here. Okay. So here you go. And microphone, microphone in front of the person

talking. Whoops. And I was just saying if we have one. Just another day at the office.

Is this mic on? Oh, how cute. Matching rings. Oh, matching rings.

We're stars. Yeah. Okay. Here we go.

So you got the salt. Okay. This is a real Catholic school boy. I think there's enough leftover salt I can take

care of. Yeah. Okay. Don't overdo the salt or anything.

Dark Phoenix is getting his licks in. Same with me. I went to a co-ed and then I went to all boys. Yeah.

Okay. Oh, San Diego. It's a high school reunion. Okay.

It's old home week at the speakeasy. And Dark Phoenix is now going in for the big licks. Broad strokes. He wasn't this cool in high school though.

We know this. And down we go. No, he learned that in Bonobo though. Voted most likely.

The licks were cool. All right. Very good. Very good.

So, okay, you ladies, maybe, I mean, either you can relax and take your clothes off or you should sit over there so they can come up here. Yeah.

You want to sit over there? Come up. Come up Santa Barbara. Yeah.

Talk on the microphone. Unless Steven would like to do a Bonoboville shot. A Bonoboville. I'm drinking whiskey actually.

I'm going to stick with whiskey. Well, you could do that. It actually doesn't matter what alcohol you consume. The important thing is salt.

Put it in a dick and call it a day. What? What happened? Am I getting cold?

It's a soft drink. Anywhere off his body. You're supposed to pour it. You're supposed to entice him.

Come on, babe. Come on, babe. I'll take it off you anywhere. And, Ashley, I think we need a few more shots.

A few more shots. Okay. Oh, look at the pussy with hair. Everybody look at kinky gaga's.

Oh, yeah. Beautiful bush. Step on it. And now it's the rainforest.

Bring hair back. I think, yeah, it's the rainforest for sure. Gotta have hair. We need more hair and more.

Huh? No, you can stay up here. Okay. So now...

Oh, I'll sit and come back. Okay. Convince him to come up here. What is that?

Shoot it. That's what I was going to do. All right, then. So let's have these amazing specimens of...

What is that? Santa Barbara. Hulk Richard. Stand back.

Do it. Yeah. So you guys are here without a band this time. You usually come with a band.

Yeah. These guys are great. They got the great bands. And they're great performers.

Go-go girls. Anyway, I mean, maybe you should get up on the stripper pole just to kind of show off your outfits. Oh, yeah.

Do a spin around. Here, let me get... I don't have the right shoes for this. I will say that.

They're kind of lying off. Oh, no. Those are cool shoes. What are you talking about?

Those look very poor at the July. They look nasty, actually. Yeah, you're going up there. It's like the Flintstone children grew up and started stripping.

Bam, bam. Because we're waiting for the shots to come in. Watch a step. Oh, yeah.

Here we go. Okay. Hello. So there's Catherine.

Get that mic out of my crotch. Whoa. Look at them. Turn it off, yeah.

Fishnet stockings, just in case you're only listening on m.doctorsusie.tv, where you can listen free on your phone, folks, m.doctorsusie.tv. The shoes are brought to you by Pinhead from Hellraiser. What girl needs pepper spray with spiked shoes?

Ooh. You kick somebody's balls clean off with those. They do look nasty. I mean, how does a foot fetishist feel about shoes like that?

Yeah, she has diamonds in her feet. Oh, diamond feet. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Well, we've got all kinds of feet, feet lured tonight. Yeah. So how about a little music while they walk around the stripper pole? Yeah.

Does someone hold my mic? Yeah. We're working on that. Oh, we're working on that.

Yeah. The music department is working on that. A little Kanye. Oh, Kanye West.

What do women want? So they want Kanye. Kanye. Okay.

Oh, here we go. Yeah. So let's, uh, oh, now, while they're dancing, I understand our comedian, Jason. Yes.

I was told by one of your biggest fans who happens to be here even though he is faceless. He is not nameless. Jack the zipper, brothers and sisters. Jack the zipper.

Yeah. All right. You have the great directors of adult. He is in the house.

Have you ever been in a Jack the zipper movie? I have. Wow. I was, uh, St. Crud, the, the insane clown.

I bet you were. And one of, uh, Jack the zipper's releases. Did you wear a nose on your nose? I wore everything.

I was, um, unrecognizable, I think. Wow. I think I recognize you. It's a very, it's a very good kinky movie.

Yeah. Yeah. Uh, so, uh, so Jason, uh, Jack said that you should change into some of my clothes. So I have them.

No, no, I'm good. I'm good. Come on. No, I've got a horrible rash.

Hey, listen, listen, I saw you in the early 90s. I saw what you were wearing. You were like the sixth guy that got kicked out of, uh, uh, living color. I was a roadie.

I was a roadie for Wham. Oh. You wore the short shorts and the, uh... Then you must have been naked all the time.

Yeah, they, I call, they called it naked. I called it sexual harassment. Oh, yeah. He was like the albino, uh, Jim Carrey's albino love child in the, uh, in the 90s.

But we would heal you from now. You heal me. Yes. We will heal you by, by changing you into, uh, a bronze panties.

At least that's what Jack said. Let the spirit of Jesus come into Jason Ralph. I do it. And then put on the, put on the clothes.

I think Jack should, uh, change this. Yeah. Uh, okay. Well, anyway, you guys are ready for Bonoboville Communion.

What's the beat? Uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, come on down.

Here they come. Catherine and Samantha. Okay. Uh, what are you ready for?

Uh, you want water? Oh, you don't drink. That's right. Okay.

So we need some water for her. Uh, I think we can arrange that. Um, so therefore you are going to be first to engage. So have a seat.

Have a seat in your, in all of your mohawkedness. And now, um, would you like to do something a little more dramatic, like lay across her lap or, um, uh, yeah. Uh, yeah, you can put your legs up there.

Oh, yeah. There we go. Now maybe, maybe. That's nice.

There we go. Jason, weren't you in Color Me Bad? Was that it? Weren't you in Color Me Bad?

I was. I was the, I was a roti. My asshole was ruined in the end. YouTube?

You should YouTube Jason Ralph. Okay. And what would we see? We would see a young, a young youthful Jason Ralph.

I was full of hope at one time. We all were. Now the thing that you sent me was heckling. This is a mess.

It's a beautiful mess. It's a hot mess. It's what it is. It's hot.

We all had hopes and dreams. My balls are making their own tea right now. You don't mind that the lovely ladies are leaning on your book and sweating all over it. Not at all.

Okay. Okay. So. I have to pay extra for that.

So this is, this is great. So here we go. Are you ready to provide your boobs for the altar? Oh, I need a microphone.

I need a microphone. The book is available on Amazon.com in case anybody is wondering. Christmas is just around the corner. I actually can't write each copy.

Mmm. Yes. And the boobage is here. Okay.

I'm waiting. So now you lick the, the surface of the altar. The titty. Yeah.

There she goes. Mmm. And now the simple on the holy salt. Yeah.

You should lean back like you're beatified. Mmm. And there she goes. Yeah.

Give me a spot. Mmm. To the left. There you go.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Pick it right up. Oh, and here.

Your dick. No, maybe. Yes. Mmm.

Okay. Yeah. It pulls back it. And down she goes.

Yeah. Hey women. Samantha. All right.

So we have water for, for our little girl here. Just open up. I got a good aim. Mmm.

I got a good aim. All right. So here we go. You ready to reveal your altar?

Here she is. Samantha. Fairly. Oh.

Here we go. You've got your water in here. I thought maybe four. Unzip.

I know. But yeah. I think you should unzip while you turn around. So that everyone.

There you go. Unzip. And the strip team is. One thing that this book, What Do Women Want?

Thank you. Says is that women want to be. Adored. Adore her.

Adore her. Woo. Yes. With water.

Holy water. Holy water. Bathe her. Yes.

To feel good. Woo. I love the dumbbells and the nipples. I want to work out.

You're welcome. Mmm. Now you got a liquor like that. Not a tumor.

Dr. Dizzy. Is that an enema attached to it? You know, it's like, yes, it is an enema. It's just holy water, right?

Okay. So here we go. It's a hot night in Bonoboville. It's a beautiful night.

And we have our own. Electronics and water don't mix. Right. And.

There you go. These are. This is a dash. Pierce nipples.

And a good. Yeah. Long, slurpy lip. Mmm.

Yeah. Let's hear it for Catherine. Woo. And Samantha Fairley.

Brothers and sisters. Do we have any asses? You want to get it hotter? I thought you were going to say acid.

Asses. We have asses. Look at these asses. What do you want to do?

Oh, you want to breathe fire on them. Not on the stage, though. Oh, yeah. On the stage?

Yeah. Little bit of fire. Just a little bit. Hey, we're leaving.

Might as well burn the place. No, no, no. Wait. There's a lot of making out going there.

A lot of making out. Hold on. You know? We're still turned on by the show here.

He's trying to act dignified. Like he's not really a porn star. Me and Jason were deciding like who, which company we would contract.

Miss Mohawk. I think Evil Angel. I think Evil Angel. You better speak to her agent.

Yeah. This is her agent. The beautiful Catherine. You need to speak with Evil Angel.

Evil Angel. Absolutely. Yeah. Okay.

Well, that's what we're all about here, brothers and sisters. Networking. You bet.

Amen, amen. But in the meantime, there's salt to lick. So you have a little fire scared from? Just a little bit of fire.

Absolutely. Just a little bit. Okay, let me see your little bit. So that's what Steven said before he stuck it in.

But I need a volunteer. I need a volunteer. An ass. An ass.

A pure ass. Well, ask Susie. My ears are burning. He did this to me on my birthday.

I was the birthday candle, brothers and sisters. You bend over and you do have to, you know, take off your clothes. And then he'll breathe fire at your ass.

But it was a lot of fire with us. Yeah. It's a little bit. And so it's not going to hurt that much.

I mean, it hurt. Well, it was a little hot. I have to be honest. It was warm.

It doesn't hurt as much as a spanking. But it is a little bit, you know, kind of intense. It's not a simple thing. You're going to try it?

It's fire. We have a volunteer. So I need you to assume the same position. All right.

As you were. I know. As you were. Okay.

So have a seat. Have a seat. Let's watch this. Okay.

So you got to come up here, though. Yes. Oh, oh, take your clothes off. No, you get to just take them off.

And here she goes. This is why I love my job. Lady kinky or I mean kinky Gaga. Yeah, this broke.

I love this thing. I used it so much. It's so good, right? I this they gave this to me.

I know it got its. It was worth. It got its spankings worth. Okay.

So here we go. Kinky Gaga is naked brothers and sisters in her birthday suit. And here she comes. And they could be about one of their.

Has a well groomed but foresty bush. Okay. Kinky Gaga. Here she goes.

And we've got a little bit of. Of darkness here. Dark Phoenix. There is a fire extinguisher.

Where is this fire extinguisher? There's one right here. Yeah, I got one right here. Right.

And just watch the above. Watch the sprinklers. Yeah, watch. Watch the sprinklers.

Right. We don't only not want to have a fire. We don't want to have a flood. Yeah.

And a fireman. Right. Oh, but we have a fiery hot naked vulva. Right before our eyes brothers and sisters.

We know how to barbecue. Let me tell you now. We are out here firing up the grill. And Kinky Gaga is stark naked.

All you cannibals out there. We are ready to roast her ass. She's got. It's one of the first.

Roasted raw. I felt that heat. Yeah, I told you. This actually wouldn't be the first time she got roasted.

This is what we call. Did you sign your insurance waiver? A fire spanking. They never gave us.

Okay. Whoa. You should see that jiggle. Whoa.

All right. Let's hear it for dark Phoenix and Kinky Gaga. Well, hey. One more.

One more. One more for the children. Okay. See Keith.

Kids need to learn this in school. Okay. Step right up, ladies and gentlemen. Step right up.

Step right. Step back. Step back. Okay.

So I have a question. If you're tied in rope and I was breathing fire on your ass, would you be a sleeper awake? Well, I don't know.

Oh, yeah. I think you fall asleep after a walk. This is a kind of bondage because you don't want to move into the fire or you'll get your ass burned.

So you got to sort of stay still. Although a little jiggle is perfectly fine. Whoa. That was a shriek.

All right. Whoa. This is our fireworks, brothers and sisters. This is what happens after I eat rice.

Celebrating America's 237th birthday. Thank you very much. Now, that was a big firework. Whoa.

You know, it's a little bit orgasmic, right? You know, where's the microphone? How was that, Keith? That is actually very energizing.

Isn't it? It wakes you up. Should we cool you off? It's better than meth.

Let's cool you off. Better than meth. Yeah. Wow.

Sure. I guess if you do meth. I need water in my pistol. Oh, yeah.

Water in the pistol. Right in the eye again. You asked for it. Keeping a steady arm.

Any of you thinking of going to have a zoo for the weekend? We urge you to reconsider. You know, I do have a houseboat up there. Do you?

Yes. You have a fire extinguisher? Two of them. One for each cheek.

One for each death. Yeah. So we're on fire. You're the jokes folks.

And, whew, that was hot stuff. Where's the microphone? Who has the mic? Okay.

Here we go. Did you want to try that? You want to go swimming? Okay, let's go.

Let's rock. Yeah, but you got to take more clothes off because we don't want that to go on fire. You have to take it off. Okay, so.

Jason. A dual thing. We're going to have two at once. It's hot.

Okay, and we have the Mother Mary towel now being utilized. Are you ready? Are you sure you don't want to try getting your ass on fire? It looks a little bit like lighting a fart, I have to say.

I mean, like a really, really major one. You know? Okay, here she is. Catherine.

I'll take a shit on the floor. Catherine, you need to take your stockings off. They can light up. They'll just light up your legs.

And you'll have barbecued chicken wings. I'm going to put whiskey in my thing. You're going to put whiskey in your, but then you have to aim it into people's mouths. You don't want to get that in anyone's eye.

No, I'm good at that. Okay. I bet you are. Hey, we're the fire department here.

But I have a resume. I'm sure he's got gradient after all the years. Hey, we're the makeshift fire department here. All right, Kinky Gaga is adjusting her shoes.

Oh, you're taking them off. Oh, the beautiful shoes, by the way. Nice, nice, foot fetish shoes that are coming off now. I'm going to do some great things with those.

Oh, yes. Oh, wow. Did you just get those done? So, can I have the microphone here?

Yeah. Okay, so what do you find more of a turn on? Freedom or restraint? Both.

Both. It depends. You got to balance it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, so what are you in the mood for now? Well, I think I'm going to have fire blown up my ass, literally. God damn it. Yeah.

All right, so that's going to require restraint. Would you consider that a freedom or a restraint? Mm-hmm. You'll see when it happens.

I guess both. Right? Well, then I guess it's a perfect marriage. Mm-hmm, yes.

This is the Rockets Red Glare. This is the kind we support here in Bonoboville Brothers and Sisters. This is how NASA got started, too. You know, drop bras, not bombs.

Okay? Or, you know, drop your pants and get to fire up your ass. Hey, Selena, come sit over here. Look at you.

You look like you got your hair done. Looks very nice. And your tits done or, you know, whatever, I don't know. No, my tits are natural.

I know, but they look sort of presented more a little or something. It's the dress. They're always presentable. Yeah.

I mean, they're presented like a dinner or, you know, like a... Are you hungry? Absolutely. I sound like you have food on your mind.

I do. So Selena is one of our therapists. Let's welcome her in the institute. Yeah, she can help you solve your problems.

We can talk about anything. So Kinky is... You got to... You're going to have to move around.

You could probably sit on Selena's lap or you can come over here. I don't mind. And our visiting dignitary, Catherine, Imperial... Are you going to let her do this all by herself?

I am. You're not going to do it. I am. Wow.

You know, I think she's going to hold that against you. It might be worth it. Yeah, she's going to punish you later. Right.

She is going to punish you for this. So I want to see that. She's going to punish you tonight, right? Can I get some water in my pistol?

Yeah. We need water. Pistol, people, pistols. Here we go.

Okay. And we got fire, brothers and sisters. We got Dark Phoenix, the master of the firecracker. Fire!

Fire! Rockets red glare. Bombs bursting in air. And these are bombs of peace.

A little bit dangerous, but they are bombs of peace. Yeah. She doesn't get fire up her ass. You still don't want to help her out?

Fire on her ass. I think that's what you call Down syndrome. Yeah. Here she is.

She looks so beautiful. By the way, Catherine, she looks beautiful. She really, really looks beautiful. I can't refill my pistol.

When Dark Phoenix takes a swig from that, I keep thinking he's like getting drunk or something. Cool person here. Yeah. Okay.

And she... He's like putting fire on her feet. Oh, he's adjusting the fan. I gotcha.

You know, he's a stickler for detail. Do not try this at home. Move the papers. Get the papers.

Get all my notes out of the way. Very important part. Get the notes out of the way. In fact, take them away.

Take them away from that. Yeah. Take them away, away. Come to Butthead.

Fire. Okay. Here we go. All right.

So now... Who put roofies in my whiskey? Hmm. You know, it's just you're having a good time and you're talking about roofies.

Come on. Hmm. It's just... You're gonna burn the hair off my ass.

Okay. Here we go. Here we go. That's what I tell you.

As if it wasn't hot enough in here, we got fire. Fire. Fire. Dark Phoenix.

Whoa. Whoa. Yeah. Whoa.

Whoa. Spank that girl with a flame. This is what you call flaming. Whoa.

Whoa. Isn't waxing easier? You don't have to do this. Oh my goodness.

Isn't waxing easier than fire? Nice. Whoa. It really feels cool when it's not flaming.

Hmm. So if you suntan in the valley, you get the same effect. Hmm. This is what you call smoking on the barbecue.

Whoa. It's a great smoke flavor. Yeah. Reminds me of camping.

Hmm. Hmm. Whoa. Whoa.

This is how we barbecue. This is our 4th of July, brothers and sisters. And it's still June. Let's hear it for Katherine Imperio.

Now spray her down. Yes. Spray her down. Here we go.

Fire department. Fire department. Hmm. How was it?

Let's have a report. Freedom or restraint? What did it feel? Here's your Mother Mary town.

We've got an ongoing Catholic theme going here. Hmm. I guess it would be a good time to tell you. It was pretty nice.

It was pretty nice. It was pretty nice. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Oh, wow, really?

I mean, I feel like we've come close to fire with some stuff. Or I have. Like with show stuff. I've had fire dancers do things.

Yeah. Fire dancers. So that was pretty nice. Yeah.

What did it make you want to have sex with Dark Phoenix? Because that's what it's all for. Well. It's trying to get late, damn it.

Okay. I mean, it turns me on. She's not going to tell us. I'm just kind of in love with the fire feel.

You know what I mean? I'm facing that direction. I'm all like, you know, it's kind of nice not knowing where the fire is coming from. Oh, yeah.

It's kind of just like you don't know what side it's going to hit. It's not going to be the same or when. When. It's very mysterious.

If it's going to hit your legs or not. It's very, yeah. It sort of exhilarates you. You sure you don't want to try this, Jason?

The fire on the ass? You know. That's what we're doing. I guess you could do it on the dick if you want.

One's like a nervous shit on the floor. Oh, well my snake did that. Yeah, you're too. So that's okay.

We accept it in the snake. What's that? I think he would actually. Last week the snakes, the snakes shat on upon our guest.

Tonight it was a very distinguished author. Very distinguished author. Except he had, you know, written a book about pranking. So it actually was appropriate that the snake pranked him.

Yeah. I don't want to get fire on my ass. It already burns enough when I piss. You're going to regret it when you go home.

Now this isn't the piss part though. You don't piss on your ass, do you? I hope not. That's later.

That would require some interesting surgery. You should go see a doctor if you piss on your ass. Who wants to do a Sybian ride? Yeah.

Yeah? Who wants to do a Sybian ride? Yeah? Get her up there.

Okay. While you're thinking about that, you haven't done any Bonoboville communion, Selena. Would you like to come forward for that?

Yeah. Bring your bounty. Selena is one of our therapists. Yeah.

She's like in this flowing gown. That's how we actually change the world. You call us, tell us what your problem is, and we help you out.

We fix you. We fix you by not fixing you. By just letting you be you. On the phone where it's safe.

Or where your relatives are safe or something. Yeah. Right? You know, we're doing a public service.

Except we charge for it. Okay. Here is Selena. And I understand you're going to be in some sort of spread,

so to speak. Oh, yeah. I just did a shoot for Hustler magazine. Hustler, baby.

Woo-hoo. So I'm pretty excited. It's my first video that's actually going to go to cable. Yeah?

So I'm super excited. Wow. Hustler. All right.

Okay. So do we want it? Well, you don't want to do communion, but you should just hang out.

So you're going to sit here. Who wants to do communion with Selena here? She has bountiful boobs. Who said dark?

Would you like Dark Phoenix to partake? I don't know. As long as it's not going to blow fire at my ass. Okay.

This is the water part. You know, we get fire and water, and this involves saliva. Grab the grab.

Fire and water. Yeah, but it's almost, our time is done. Almost. It's no longer Gemini.

Stay better. We're in that cancer pairing. Exactly. Not that I believe it.

Hey, don't take cancer. Well, that's the time. It's like the time of cancer, right? So are we doing this shot off the ass?

Okay, come on up here. Don't bring up your fire carousel or whatever that is. Is today the ass shot day? Today is ass shot day.

Oh, so I got to take my spanks off. You got, I think it's boob communion. Oh, can we do boob? Can I do boob?

Yeah, do boob. Okay. Let's do boob. And here we go.

Big girls wear spanks. No, no. We are tits. We're going to hear tits right now.

Look at this hair. I want to take the mic. Okay. So you want to hold the mic?

I need you to talk sex. You want to touch your head? Oh, you want to touch your head? Of course we all want to touch your head.

But does anyone want to touch Steven Sam Croy's head? No. No, nobody wants to touch that. Afanya is.

Afanya, get a shirt off at least. I was going to say I vote for the left one. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Here come titties. Oh, well, then go for that one. This one's great.

Whoa. Here we go. Some extraordinary. Okay.

Kiki, I think she's a little larger. Whoa. Whoa. Get in there.

Yeah. I think we need a pair. Yeah. Yeah, I think you're going to have to just pull it off.

Oh, there you go. Yeah, you just hold it up there. Yeah, that's right. Okay.

So first comes the salt. What happened to the salt? Yeah, because I think the first time I said that. You've got it.

Very good. I mean, you're like after the show. Mm-hmm. All right.

So what size are those, Selena? These are 36 double D. 36 double D. I mean, they look bigger than that, right?

What are yours? I think he's enjoying this. 34 double D. There's not even any salt on here,

and he's already like enjoying himself. Yeah, he's getting the... He's just helping himself. Like, I can't believe we're wearing the altar.

Well, you can't blame them, so. Oh, my goodness. Do you have a permit for that? This reminds me of my last family reunion.

Sexual harassment going on over here. Just the dashes. Look what's going on over here. Just the dashes.

I want to picture it fast. Look at this, right over here. Fanya's displaying her real estate quite beautifully. How many square footage is that?

Welcome to the Hollywood Square. Yeah. Bonjour. You have a very nice pain.

I do. Le pain français. Okay, so you did the salt there. We like the salt.

Okay, and now you get to... But wait, wait, there's a pair. You have to take salt off the other side, too. Oh, she liked it.

Rules are rules. Hey, my girls get jealous. You gotta keep it even. You gotta keep it even.

You gotta come on here and do work. Lead guest here that's making out, Stephen St. Croix. So, like, is there a qualitative or somehow difference between real estate agent sex and porn star sex?

There is. What's that? Square footage. Square footage.

Exactly. There we go. You can't steal his answer. You have to give your own.

Okay, are we ready now, I think? There's a lot of licking going on here. I think he's ready because I know I'm almost ready. Mm-hmm.

Here we go. And down the hatch. Oh, you like to suck on a danger. He does.

You like to suck on a danger. Mm. Well, now, wait, wait. What are you getting your salt off of?

Oh, I can lick my own teeth. No, no, no. Something on him. Oh, something on him.

Oh, I like to lick my own. You can work on him, too. You can work on him. Can I put it on your junk?

Yeah, do it on the junk, baby. I want to do it on your junk. This is the junk house. Oh, good.

That's what it was called. We have the music at the right time. I can't believe this. Whoa, and it's jungle music and the heat.

Yeah, okay. Squirt his junk. Squirt it, squirt it. Get it, get it ready.

Okay. Light it on fire. Yeah. Oh, crap, I'm licking.

All right, here we go. I don't want to follow that. Oh, spank, spank. That's what you do.

After all that fire, he needs a little spanker. Spanking. Yeah. Okay, put the mic in front of her.

Yeah. This is one of the deleted scenes from the movie Cocktail, I think. Okay, you guys, watch. Watch my cocktail trick.

Okay, she knows where to put her salt. Get it. Yeah, uh-huh. Okay, you ready?

What they call this, the flying squirrel? Mm. Oh, she's licking the happy trail. Up, up the hot dog.

See, I told you it was a barbecue. You know, except we barbecued the ass and we're licking the hot dog. I'm going to lose my teaching job. Oh, the shot.

Yeah, here. Okay, you guys ready? Mm-hmm. I think she's going to suck it again after the shot, though, somehow.

Especially because that shot just went right down. There you go. Mm. No more.

It looks like it wants some more attention. Yeah. Mm. Whoa.

Yikes. Mm. So here she is. Selena is...

Hungry. Having hot dog. Yeah. Ooh.

Sausage for... For the July Barbecue starts now. Yeah. It is the Fourth of July.

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. That was good. That was good. Did he get bit by the snake and she's trying to suck the poison out?

At the Great Western Forum. Mm-hmm. She's doing a good job. I've seen a few westerns, but I don't think that's how they get the poison out.

She's doing a good job. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Getting out of the way of pretty, uh, the lens here.

Yeah, there you go. And, uh, you know, it's the magic of Bonoboville Communion's brothers and sisters. We make hard ye who are limp and we make wet ye who are dry. Look what I did to it.

Yeah, you did. It's very good. Let's hear it for Selena and Dark Phoenix. Woo-hoo.

Yeah. Wow. Well, we're almost out of time and we're certainly out of Bonoboville Jell-O shots. No, these aren't Jell-O shots this time.

These are, I don't know what this was. I think it's Bonobo Juice. Bonobo Juice. It's very yummy.

Let me just say that. Juice for Jesus. All right, so I think we're going to go around the room here and have everybody give their thank-yous and their farewells to the Speakeasy because we are leaving soon.

Max, if you want to come in here for the farewell section of the program, so let's start up here, babes. Okay. Yeah.

What are we doing? I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I was looking. What are we doing, Max?

I don't know. What are we doing? I think we're saying goodbye. But we get out our websites and we sort of end on some sort of a note.

Jason, what's your website? JasonRouse.com. JasonRouse.com. R-O-U-S-E.

Twitter, Instagram, all that, poor shit. Mine's StevensonCory.com. I thought it was Mr. December. Talk to her.

Oh, no, no, no. It's got to be more than that. It's got to be more than that. Yeah, you have to leave people with some sort of words of wisdom pearls.

Well, you need to know where to go to get those wisdom pearls. Did you have a nice evening? Okay. All right, I wasn't going to start with you.

I was going to let you have some time to think. Okay, so where do we find you? Oh, you can find me on Twitter, at Selina White. It's S-E-L-E-N-A.

White, triple X. And that's at Twitter. Yeah, but where else do we find you? Oh, you find me at Dr. Susie.

Yeah! You find me at Dr. Susan Blockins. Yeah! 2-1-3-6-7-0-0-0-6-6, I believe, yes.

We got your head straight. You've got a problem. You call us and everything's all right. But it costs a lot of money.

You've got to download the money. But when you hang up the phone with me, you are going to feel like a million bucks. And you're going to spend about that much, too.

Yeah, it's okay though. It's okay, you know, because you feel that way. So, okay, so, our Santa Barbara contingent. Where's Catherine?

Oh, she's over there. Catherine's over there. Yeah, well, we can go back and forth. Hey, we are so happy to see you guys.

Can we give a hand for Catherine? And Miss Mohawk, Samantha, fairly. So they want to sign you up with Evil Angel and turn you into a porn star.

What do you think? Yes. There we go. What do you think?

Are you ready for that? I suppose I did just graduate. Okay, well, you know, this is graduate school. That's all we need.

Sold. Now you can be a porn star. Yeah, right. Now you can be a porn star.

I mean, you know, it's like graduate school. A porn star without a college education is... Not as exciting. It's 2013.

Come on. Yeah, you got to be smart. Okay, so you're ready. All right, and where do we find you guys?

You can find me and... I can connect you to her. At electricexent.com. And Twitter at electricexent.

Instagram, e-sexer, electricexent. You'll probably find at Electric Sex Enterprises. Just Google her. She is the greatest promoter, right?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. And what is your philosophy of promotion?

Of promotion. Well... She gets right up front. I get right up front, but also it's this too.

There's so much stimuli out there everywhere you go that I'm at the point where I don't give a fuck how I get your attention, because I can't make you like something afterwards,

but I can do what I can to make you look at it or listen to it in the first place. Well, we certainly look at you and your friend here. Yeah, definitely.

With the beautiful blue hair. With the beautiful blue hair, yeah. Goodness, goodness, goodness. All right, so microphone.

Kinky Gaga, where do we find you? Kinky Gaga. At Kinky Gaga and website. Website is ifetishkinkygaga.ismykitty.com

because I used to be called Kitty. And then Kinky Gaga, so. Yeah. Kitty Twinkle Toes is too much of a mouthful.

Oh, yeah, I remember that. Yeah. She named Kitty Twinkle Toes. In fact, she was at your first show

or second show or something, yeah. You know, we're not quite family. That's, you know, kind of kinky. But we're all children of sex.

Yeah, exactly. That's right. Okay, so that's close enough. If anyone isn't, let me know.

Fuck yeah. Dark Phoenix. Did they still have your Twitter suspended or, you know. No, I got it.

I got it correct. Absolutely. You can find me. You know what it is?

At Dark Phoenix 66. And you can find me at Dynasty Trade Media, rubberandbondage.com. Mm-hmm.

Or you can email me at kevinatdiancetrade.com. Yeah. Well. And a lot of us, you can't find anymore on Google Plus

or Facebook, because as always, like if you're in a sex business. A lot of sense. Is you're like some kind of.

You get banned and I'm probation. You get banned, right. I've got probation. This is the new corporate state.

Oh, rude. There is no jury. There is no judge. It's just a bunch of guys and girls going back there

that want to put advertising there for Starbucks, but there's a dick. And that's a problem. It's not even a dick.

What a bunch of guys. It's not even. But this is the ultimate and the most advanced fascism. A little sex positive.

That the world has ever seen. So powerful. They're everywhere. They're in our panties.

They're in our jockstraps. They're everywhere. And believe it, folks, you got to get out in the streets.

You see, we're corrupt here in America. We are so scared to go out into the streets and say, enough is enough. Yeah.

Enough is enough. Enough is enough. Get out of our fucking lives. Bravo.

The revolution is within us all and we sell out for a few thousand dollars. Can we burn a building? Huh?

Can we burn a building? No. You burn whatever you want to burn. I know nothing.

Back said I could, Suzy. I know nothing. I know nothing. He's a revolution.

I have to be responsible. But, but, if you have to burn a building, then you have to burn a building. And burn it.

Burn, baby, burn! Then make sure you burn it. Calm is going, burn it. Let the motherfucker burn.

Yeah. Now, if you're going to burn a building, just make sure it's insured. Burn motherfucker, burn.

Okay, don't burn. Yeah, like a good corporate person. If you burn your building, make sure it's insured.

Thank you so much for having me on the show. We're just a little hot in here. I really appreciate it. Thank you.

Oh, I'm going to thank my two boys here. Okay, so Jason, where do we find you? Panhandling in a local alleyway on my knees. Are you performing here in LA?

I'm at the Hollywood Laugh Factory Saturday night. Yes! Okay. Yeah, I want to say other things too.

Hold on one second. Jason Rouse is a funny motherfucker. He's one of the cutting-edge comedians right now. Go to his website.

Join his following. Follow his Twitter. Do his shit. Go to his shows.

He's a funny motherfucker. This guy's doing some great fucking comedy. Wait, have you done a show that that one comedy started down Beverly Melrose, I believe?

The improv. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I think I've seen you years ago. Years ago.

Now I'm remembering. Jason Rouse. Welcome back. Yay.

The fifth member of Color Me Bad. I'm Stephen St. Croix. Go to stevenststcroix.com. Buy the book at amazon.com and support me at AIDS Walk LA.

Please, I need a donation. Keep this man's cock in the business. Keep my cock in the business. You guys sound like your lovers or something.

Well, we're actually, it's our anniversary today. It is. All right. Great to have you here.

And Ashley, did you want to speak? I'm just wondering in the after-party, are we all getting naked and going to the roof on our second to last show?

Yeah, absolutely. Yes! Yes! All naked and on the roof.

Let's do it. Okay, and I just want to remind you of this. Take corporate America down. Yeah.

Take Facebook down. Fuck Starbucks. One by one. Burn down to Starbucks like you leave here.

Burn down to Starbucks. This is fashion. It's not fashion. Walmart, Walmart is attacking.

The world is seen. Take the motherfuckers down. Yo, Jesus. Take them out.

Drag them in the streets. Holy! Burn, mother fucker. Burn.

Buy Kanye West's new album. Because otherwise, they're going to take you down, motherfucker. They're going to take you down.

They're going to take away you living. They're going to take away everything you have. Your Facebook. They're going to take it away, baby.

Yeah. Because they can't have Starbucks on there next to some sex or something like that. And I've only spent 26 months in prison

and I've only been prosecuted 26 times in this fucking country. And I'm telling you, take them down. One by one.

Oh, they're not going to get a sack of... No, to the roof. To the roof. Okay.

Well, no, we're not going to the roof just yet. Not yet. Because we have to do our group picture. Okay.

So everybody hang out for just a moment and we have to say thank you to the Bonobos for just being our cousins and we have to help to save them from extinction

and follow the Bonobo way, brothers and sisters. Drop bras, not bombs. Okay. Don't burn down the buildings.

I mean, Max, you know, he's never, he's never heard a fly. And we are all about peace through pleasure. So, you know, we're saying goodbye to this place

and it's been a great place. It's been a beautiful womb room, brothers and sisters, but there are other wombs out there and we are about to find one.

Can we burn down this building? You know, I think Dark Phoenix is just about to do that, actually, you know. Cool.

On his way to burning it down. Burn, baby, burn. Okay, we are burning up with your love, baby. So, follow the Bonobo way.

Make like Bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war. Whether you want freedom or restraint, make love to someone you love tonight,

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