24th Wedding Anniversary Bacchanal ♫

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, lawyers and connoisseurs, musicians and porn stars, chefs and swingers, husbands and wives. Tonight is Captain Maximilian Rudolph, Lev Levich, D. Lobkovitz, D. Philangeri, Prince of Prague, Duke of Melnick, and Prince of Napoli, who has lost his principalities.

And so we have a new principality. And yes, it is Bonoboville. And yes, this is our 24th wedding anniversary. Can anyone guess this music?

Not the person who wrote it, please. Who wrote this music in this room? Just point, just point. The one with the ukulele.

Very good! Yay, Lonnie! Yay, Lonnie. That would be Mistress Selena Minks.

Oh, I got it right? Yes. Lonnie Legend got it right. I think that microphone is off.

Turn on the switch. Okay. It's on? Yeah, there you go.

Thank you, gentlemen. Lonnie Legend is a new friend. And Mistress Selena Minks, well, she's always fresh and new. But I have to say, I haven't seen her in 12 years.

It's far too long. I know. When she was the queen, she was Venus on Aeros Day. It was such a great honor.

You sent me those pictures to promote this. And I was just, oh, it was so delightful to look back upon it. Well, welcome. And this is a very special day.

And congratulations to you guys. Thank you. Thank you. 24 years.

Yeah, that's a bit of time. 24 years of love, lust, kink, and marriage. The toughest form of bondage. Okay.

It's not this good relationship. Okay. But you know, we do marriage bonobo style. That's how you get it done, brothers and sisters.

Amen. And can I hear an amen? Amen. Can I hear an A-women?

Amen. Yes, indeed. I want to welcome you to the womb room. This here is the womb room where it's warm inside.

Even though it's kind of wet outside, actually, in this case. But, you know, the metaphors don't always stay consistent. But yeah, this is bonoboville. And Max and I, you know, love our bonoboville almost as much as we love each other.

Almost. Yes. Almost. That was a bold statement, too.

That was cute. Sweet, huh? We are sweet. We are sweet.

And we are a bit of a throwback. You know, we like being married, right? And we're very old fashioned. There you go.

And we're actually socialists. We're not capitalists. Fuck capitalism. We're socialists.

We socialize a lot. Democratic socialists, I hope. Yes. That's how the prince can be.

Nothing wrong with socialism when you're socialized. You know, you can't have serfs anymore. Yeah. So you have to create a community where people are kind of, you know,

treated like humans. Or even better than humans, like bonobos. We call them interns. Oh, yeah.

They used to call them interns. You can't do that now anymore. No, we don't. They might sue you.

I think we call them independent contractors. Anyway, we have our fun. And we work and we play here in our bonoboville. And, yeah, we're married.

We're really, really married. It's true. And it's kind of unnatural. It's kind of unnatural to have a romantic pair bond

between humans for so long. So you kind of have to work at it and play at it, you know. You do.

You have to do both. And they have to intertwine. I think maybe there's other methods. I don't know.

Probably Max has a whole other method. Of what? Retolerating me. No, no, no, no.

You're being such a wonderful husband. You're wonderful, wonderful. No, actually, let me tell you guys. It is the deal.

Okay. This is one of a kind of this one. I second that. I second that.

She works so hard and she doesn't know she's working. Well, that's the thing. It's play. Work is play.

And it just causes your garden to flower. Or in our case, it's more of a jungle than a garden. But you know, if you're conservative, I guess it's a garden.

If it's a good marriage, you know. But we have a kind of a kinky jungle here. And it is a community that is actually self-supporting. Yeah.

We are the leaders in revolutionizing what therapy is. We've included everything. We've included everyone in the therapy to become therapists and the therapy business.

Because we all need therapy. We need it badly. And some of us have driver's licenses. I guess I'm one of the few in LA that still have one.

I have one. All right. You know, people have different types of licenses. And people have different types of expertise that work

at the Dr. Susan Block Institute as therapists. This is my lawyer who kept me out of prison. Here's the type of person. He kept me out of prison for so many years.

You're Barry. I'm sorry. Barry, Barry. Get over here.

I never tell lawyer jokes. Up we go. The lawyers, to me, have always been the guardians between me and those bars.

So I never tell no jokes about lawyers. Lawyers are great. Okay? All right.

And they have a great heart. And they're very dedicated. You know? They're all fucking nuts.

How long have you two known each other? Oh, my God, since the 70s. You've known each other longer than I've known you. Right.

It goes back more than 24 years. Yeah. His mic is on. My voice is just husky.

And he's used to talking Soto Voce. Right. Soto Voce. So this guy here.

Soto. Yeah, yeah. This guy here and the partners were really the first amendment attorneys in this country.

And it was headed up by Stanley Fleshman. It was in a wheelchair. And this man was brilliant. And so was his team.

Actually, I remember when I first went, yeah. I was five. Right. Yeah.

And we had a lot of good times and they defended us through 20, almost 20 cases. They wanted to put us away for a long, long time because we were doing what they called pornography.

And I didn't know what pornography was because I was just a nice converted Jewish kid from Catholicism. So I didn't know nothing about pornography. But the third time they busted me, I said, well, fuck you.

Right. Right. You know, now I'm Italian. Right.

So here's what's going to happen. You come after me. I'm going to come fucking after you. And then I came along.

Sort of. Yeah. I got Max's jeans. Yes.

They put you away for a little while. And then they let you out. And then they got you again. And then Barry helped me to sue the LAPD.

That's right. And when settlement. Yeah. And you, yeah, you have a good lawsuit there, young lady.

I have a possible lawsuit for you. But, you know, one thing, the prince. Yes. I have actually been to the castle in Prague.

On the hill, there's a huge castle. And there is a whole Lepkovich section of the castle. Yes. It's called that you go in there.

You can genuflect. You can do anything in there. And I've been there. The Lepkovitz has owned.

A room for us? Yeah. The Lepkovitz has owned 100 castles in the Czech Republic. And the way they got their title was that they were sheep herders.

This is their ring. Catholic sheep herders. So you know what the fuck they were doing that night with the sheep. But they produced all of the wool.

Yeah, yeah. And so the kingdoms bestowed the princely title because they were great sheep herders. Yes. And so forth.

So they had 100 castles because they couldn't live in them. But they had one of the largest art collections in the world. Did they know the drums? Didn't they know the drums?

No, but they did know and they did the finance and they did support Beethoven. Yes. They did. And so they were great givers of the arts, very uptight, old family.

One of them died in a race car. His name is yours. Yeah. One of them died in a race car.

One was stabbed in Paris, France. And of course, a fill in Jerry was a friend. Sorry to laugh. But I have to laugh.

Now that's kind of funny. But anyway, this for me. It's all very funny. Especially when it's happened 300 years ago.

This for me is a very special time because this young lady here has taken me through a lot of trauma and drama and she never flinched. Barry helped. Yeah, never flinched.

Everybody's going, get rid of this fucking guy. He's not in my trouble. Yeah. No, I ain't getting rid of this guy.

I like this guy. I like this guy. I like my captain. You're the captain of my heart, honey.

But the greatest thing is that we really, both of us, oh, is the response we brought up a generation of children in the city of Los Angeles. We were on cable access long before all this technology came along. And we were on there for 18 years.

So these kids are now coming to us. HBO gave us more sort of international fame, but there's a certain core LA group that grew up watching, you know, Channel 3 and then Channel 77 that, you know, didn't have sex education in any palatable form any other place.

And yes, Ms. Selena Minx was on some of those early shows. Oh, right, you were. That demonstrated a good many alternate sexual techniques. Yes, right, right.

Very early on. Way back when? Way before Fifty Shades. Mr. Selena was demonstrating the art of bondage and legotage.

Skip just still talks about me taking his cherry on your show. Oh! Anal, his anal pegging cherry. Yes, anal pegging.

Yes, yes, that was quite something. Yeah, you did quite well with that. It was very explicit. I don't know if that made it onto public access.

We had a backstage area. I think we kept that. But we did have boobies. We did have...

Did you blur his poor little bunghole out? Yes, yes. We did have boobies. Maybe we blurred his bunghole out, but we didn't blur out the boobies

because they were allowed, according to our First Amendment rights, until John Adelphia, or John Regas, bought the station and then censored us. And then, well, we just figured, okay, we'll put just big black sort of

thumbnails that say, this is what censorship looks like. Looks like. So we ran our shows. Just saying.

The voice and the audio and all of that. But it said, this is what censorship looks like. Yeah. And you couldn't see anything.

And then he was indicted and arrested and all of his family for masturbating his figures. That means his... His business figures.

Yes, yes. Or masturbating his business. I think he died in prison. I felt kind of bad for him.

But we got our station back until, you know, something else happened, I think. Yeah. Time Warner sold us out.

Time Warner. Creek, right. Time Warner bought... And now you have the internet.

Now we have the internet. Where porn is wild and free. That's correct. Where titties can be shown and bung holes

don't have to be pixelated. That's correct. Right. No, but there's something called self-censorship

that is not as bad, but it's sort of insidious and it's done a lot. I mean, the Facebook censorship that people do. You know, Eric, John, hello to...

Yeah, and today the censorship doesn't come from a judge or from a jury. It comes from a fucking corporation. Well, the censorship...

You're gone. Your picture's out of here. Your history. Hold on a second.

I got a report. Of course. By the way, this is Amour Hilton, also known as Baby Block, one of our children.

I haven't been home in a while. It's our other child. It's very busy. But happy to be back.

I can't miss this, obviously. No, you look beautiful in Lavender. By the way, in case you haven't figured it out, Lavender is the very difficult color

of the 24th wedding anniversary. But we're trying. Dayton has her Lavender. Yeah, I tried.

Oh, yeah. You look hot. Yeah, thank you. Thanks to Mistress of China Doll.

Mistress China Doll, who is sitting on a dark Lavender sofa thing. China Doll. Yes.

Got it. Got it. And look at... She's got leopard Lavender going on here.

Wow. Those boots go all the way. I think there might be a stand-up. Take it all off.

I think a stand-up is called... Wow. Oh, wow. That was quick.

Amazing. It was very quick. It was almost like you fell back down. Real quick.

Can you just... Perfect. Look at that. Look at the camera.

Yeah, walk towards us. Could you? You don't have to give us a lap dance. But just around a bit.

Oh, yeah. Look at you. Look at this totally Lavender thing. I love the rubber.

Yes. Have you been to a show? No. No.

It's your first time. Well, welcome. I hope you like 24th wedding anniversaries. And if you don't, keep your thoughts to yourself.

So, welcome. Suddenly there's been a mass exodus. I think there has to be some people going to pee. Everybody has to pee.

Oh, okay. All the girls have to pee. All right. Well, then I would love to have these beautiful new friends introduced, if we might.

We have here of the chef Belive. Belive. Hello, Belive. We have Danielle Watts.

Ow. Ow. And she's our new friend. Really?

Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Friends. Yeah. You know, I never try to do shows for kids, but I do have an awareness that kids watch the

show. So, you know, I try to make it kid friendly. So, Danielle, we need a microphone for you. Oh, you have one.

She has one. And this is kind of a lavender skirt. Yes, it is. Look at this.

Wow. This is a lavender tutu. And I should introduce your boyfriend and partner, darling. This is Brian Lucas.

And he is, of course, Chef Belive. Hello, how are y'all doing? And we are very excited. See the clap sign?

See the clap sign? What? He's lying. There's no clap sign.

Well, imagine the clap sign. Fantasize. Close your eyes. Chef Belive, I'm so happy to meet you.

Welcome to Bonoboville. I feel so at home. Thank you. And, of course, Danielle, we are so excited to have you here.

I'm not sure what to talk about with respect to these two amazing people first. Well, we haven't even tasted the cake yet. The cake. Max, of course, thinks of food first.

He's the husband. He's a husband. Not going to say a man. Have a smoke.

Good old-fashioned cake tasting. Like it used to be done. We need nourishment. Who's that guy?

Well, I'm about to give a bunch of orgasms of the taste buds. Right. It is orgasmic 24th wedding anniversary cake that we are just so excited. And our mouths are watering to taste the cake of Chef Belive.

And, yes, are you part of the cake tasting committee or making? She's my muse. She inspires. We actually co-create some fun stuff together.

That's good. I like that. And how do you feel about this cake we're about to taste, Danielle? That face.

That's how you feel. Your mouth is so wide open. You could take the whole cake in your mouth. And he really made it, right?

She's got the cake game. He didn't have a bunch of Chinese kids or something from China. Lil Miss. Okay.

So now. My brand's not that big. Okay. So it's all cool.

Very nice. It's all very nice. Now we should, of course, examine the outfit a little bit more. It says Lil Miss Hollywood.

Right. We got it on Hollywood Boulevard tonight. And you are. That looks like something sort of illegal somehow.

It does. It depends on where you're at. You are over 18. She is.

She is. Yes. Okay. All right.

All right. She keeps giggling like she, yeah. That's true nature. Okay.

Okay. That's why we call it love. And yes, yes. And I now understand some things.

Okay. Okay. These people are revolutionaries. We are so excited to have them on the show.

And they're revolutionaries, red love, because the word revolution has love inside of it spelled backwards. Yes. So you got to find the love in the revolution.

And they were, you know, they're, she's a little bit famous actually. She's in, if you don't recognize her, she's famous. I thought I knew her.

Who is she? She's, you saw her. She's hankering for a spanking here. You can give her a book spanking with the bonobo way.

This is a famous person. Turn it around though. So yeah. Okay.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Go for it. Anyway, while he's doing that, I'll just kind of give a little

explanation of him. Right. So she's, she's a star of Django Unchained, Quentin Tarantino, and many other things, but I can't remember anything else,

but there's a bunch of things. There's a bunch of stage and screen. She's an interesting character. But she's, she's an amazing actress and poet.

I read a little of her poetry. That's true. Why is your shirt on, babe? Okay.

Your movies are way too cute. You know, because she's showing off little Miss Hollywood. She's, she's giving. You'll still be little Miss Hollywood if you're.

For safety, you should take the shirt off. Don't get her started. Don't get her startled. For safety, maybe I'll.

For all of us, if the shirt was off, don't you? Well, I agree, but I don't want to pressure anyone. I certainly don't. I think I should come on.

But you know. Oh. What's that? Anyway, these lovely people are here.

And I don't want to stop whatever's going on. I'm looking at me. I was sure that would work. I'm just going to.

Take a sip. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Run this over there. Oh, yeah.

They're looking at me. So. That's a total lie. Okay.

Should I tell the rest of the story? Well, hey, most of the world does not want to see us have sex. That's for sure. I want to see you have sex.

We all want to see you have sex. We all want to see that. No worries. Especially after the cake.

Let's start with the topless thing and go for it. Yeah. He's saying start with the cake. I'm on the topless thing.

No, she was finishing the story. Can we get an amen for topless, please? All right. Amen for topless.

Can we get an amen for topless? Amen. It's actually our most favorite thing ever to do. All right.

Don't worry. It will happen. There is something else. I'm not being pushy.

What were you going to tell us? I'm letting my fellow guests be pushing. Exactly. They're so excited.

And that's okay. And it's wonderful to have people calling for your breath. Breathe a nipple. We've found our Bonobo tribe.

You are just so inspiring. They can't help themselves. And they are not censored in here. We really have been looking for a family, a Bonobo family.

We've actually been praying for my sister. You're adopted the Bonobo lifestyle. Pray for my soul. My name's Dad.

I'm crazy. I have a dildo in the shape of a devil. Oh, yeah. Well, she called me the devil the first night she met me.

All right. Well, you know. Is that a dildevil? Then if you use this, the devil is in me now.

So great. So, you know, these good people, they were just kissing in a car. We're heavily making out. We're making out heavily.

Heavily. Heavily. Yeah. And then the cops got called and it became a really fun experience.

Wow. You know. It's a Bacchanal, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. We have free the nipple.

Free the nipple. Free the nipple. Yeah. Let's hear it for Danielle.

Wow. And they are revolutionaries. Beautiful. You're so sweet.

You're amazing. You are fantastic. You are so fantastic. Okay.

Oh, look at that. Wow. Oh, sex tattoos. Okay.

We should take some pictures of the sex tattoos. You got to sort of zero in on them. It's an elephant with people fucking. Everybody's fucking, yeah, on his ass.

Get the people fucking on his ass. There are totally people fucking on your ass, dude. Oh, you guys missed it. Do I think people are going to judge you?

Is the question that Danielle asked without a microphone, but it sounded so beautiful. I'd like you to repeat it. People are going to judge me.

Yes. My sister and you should not let it harm you. That's all. Yes.

Yes. Of course they're going to judge you. What should I do when they judge me? You should be strong and you should love them and you should

love the lessons that they teach you because your lovers teach you the most wonderful lessons, but your haters teach you the harder lessons. And those make you, you know, a better lover.

Yes. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. And he teaches me that because I hate haters.

You know, I'd love to be loved, but you know, when I get a hater, which I do like every other day, he says, you know, it's fun. It's fun.

It's fun. It means you're doing something important. If somebody is complaining and saying you're the devil, it means you just have to look in your soul and think,

is it okay? Am I doing something good or bad? And if it's good and they just judge you and your career suffers and you, you know, whatever.

They just don't look at you. You know, you do suffer. Anybody that deals with sex in this country is at the lowest level and looked down upon and discriminated against.

So did Jesus. And the best sexiest people do a little bit of suffering, brothers and sisters. Not too much.

Not as much as Jesus. But too young, you know. But I believe in old age. But yeah, you got a passion.

What is the root of the word passion is the Latin passio, which means to suffer. I'm sorry. I said that and looked at you.

No, no, it's, marriage is great. I love, you know, laughter is a mental orgasm. Max constantly makes me laugh. And so does this guy over here.

Ron Jeremy. Come on, Mr. Ron. I would have had you on early, but if we freed the nipples suddenly,

I'd rather watch nipples. I watched mail came out before yours. Do you want to bring yours out? Go ahead.

Yeah, I think Ron would. Maybe Ron can undo my dress. He knows how to do it on ladies. You know how to do that?

I'm an unlady, apparently. I don't know if he can undo things. By the way, I feel guilty about something. I got to just make a quick announcement.

Yes. Don't eat the cream on the cake. I'm sorry. I'm sorry it was there.

I was lonely. You know. I thought it was hot. Don't touch the cream.

I provided that myself. Beautiful dress, David. Really amazing dress. Really amazing or boobs though.

More amazing. Let me hear the heartbeat. Aren't they beautiful? Can you say that on the microphone?

Do we have another microphone? Well, you don't want to hear us. Oh, this one here? I'm not wearing any panties though.

Let me see. Oh, you saw her? I was checking out the nipple and you got some beaver. I lost that game.

Thank you. Who goes to Eric John, a graduate by the way for getting the tits going? It's actually working.

I didn't have to. I'm on Ron's lap. I hope that was not accidental. It wasn't.

Ron. Welcome. You are the mayor of Bonoboville. So it's good to have you back.

Yeah. So it's good to have you back. You know, the symbol of the 24th wedding anniversary

is a musical instrument. So we brought our piano out of storage.

You brought the piano out? You're going to play, I hope. I brought this. Her boobs are so pretty

and they're so soft. They feel really nice. It's not happy birthday, it's anniversary. Do you play happy birthday on an anniversary?

Wow. It's like... You can both grab them. You can both grab them.

It's a free-for-all. Grab the titties. You can grab them. Squish them.

It's a very comforting feeling. These are chefs testing the pies. I think they're more like

pies. It's a really comfortable feeling. Yes. I mean, play a love song.

Isn't that good? I know you would. Yeah, not happy birthday. I'll say it's really corny.

It's really corny. You have to say this. It's very romantic. When I go like this...

I love you. It's really corny. I'm going to go like this. I love you.

I love you. Do you want to say this fucking thing? No. I'll do a different love song.

Ron, Jeremy, brothers and sisters. He loves you. I love you. I love you.

I guess a Viennese love song. That is beautiful. They can put man on the moon. They can't like a fucking read.

My life is complete now. I feel like Jeremy plays a love song. I can't believe he was playing that. I didn't know that was on my bucket list.

Who doesn't love Ron and Dr. Sisy and Max? I don't know. If you don't have a couple of haters. We all have haters.

You want to give a shout out of love to your haters? Yes, I do. Go ahead. Because I just love everybody.

I actually love that police officer. They made you write a love song. It's like an apology. I loved writing it.

I wrote a heart. I signed my name with a heart. If I met that police officer, I would give him a hug.

Even if I didn't have a shirt on. I would give him a big hug. I would let him touch my boobs if he wanted to. That's very binocular.

That's how I would solve it. That might have solved it. That's how I would have it. When I think he was gay,

but gay men do like to touch my boobs. I had a lot of problems with my boobs. Was it fucking, just kissing? No, they were just kissing.

Some probably old, blue-nosed, rickety old guy or someone. He reported them as having sex. I know allies in Beverly Hills

that are totally fine to have sex. They were struck by the mood. These are rock stars. They are.

I like to think that I'm having sex all of the time because all of my chakras are aligned.

Yes, they are. When I breathe, I'm having sex because what is inspiration to breathe in spirit?

What is an orgasm? A little death. If you're breathing in spirit and then you're exhaling a little death

then you're always orgasming every moment of the day. So when they said you're having sex,

breathe. And I'm always fucking having sex. Yes, yes, yes. Yes.

Danielle wants brothers and sisters. And yes, that is a little helpful hint. If you're having a little trouble with the orgasm,

remember to breathe because too many of us hold our breath constantly. I know it's your anniversary. Can I do communion off of her?

Well, yes. The more she bounces, the more she's dead. She is so bouncy. And cute.

Look at this beautiful lavender sacrifice. That's beautiful. Keep it in the middle. It's beautiful.

Look at that. Style the petticoat, ladies. Make sure you get this. Make sure you get this petticoat.

Make it look like a glorious whole. Is that petticoat, right? Very, very nice. Riley Ray. Arranging set.

Very nicely. And her ass crack is showing from back here. The largest anus I've ever seen. Doctor Susie with a quick eye on the ass.

Yeah, I did. I know that boy. Susan, so if she says that a person's dead in bed,

it's actually a compliment. That would be correct. That gets so very confusing. He had to do it.

Yes. Yes. No attention is love. So if you're giving me my attention,

you love me. So next time someone says you're a dead lover, go thank you. I'm gratefully dead.

Absolutely. Like Jerry Garcia. Chelsea was on. Oh, Chelsea.

Is she still on the phone? We don't know. Chelsea in the field is out there

in the fields of Portland, Oregon. She is our bonobo in the field and she spreads the bonobo way through the woods.

Hi. The human bonobo. Yes, there he is. I just heard her little laugh.

Chelsea bonobo, are you there? Yes, I'm here. Happy anniversary, Doctor Susie and Captain Matt.

Thank you so much. We're here with so many exciting people. I can't take it.

And while I have a chance to say something, I wanted to say shout out to Jeff Beelive that I'm so happy

you're taking care of me with the cake. He's busy right now. Yeah, he's having some milk actually.

Okay, well, Jeff Beelive, I'm so glad you're on the show. I'm so glad you're on the show. All right.

And love to run Jeremy. Thank you. You made Chelsea squirt for the first time. You're absolutely delightful.

Come on back. Where is she right now? Where is she? He wants you to come over tonight.

She's in Portland, Oregon. Are you going up to Portland? I have a club out there. I know.

We also have a run here with your name on it. Can someone reach behind and get me that run to Jeremy run?

Get the run. Who would like run down my throat? I'll take run down my throat,

but the last time I had it got in my eye, you weren't here for my birthday. Well, don't get it in your eye again. I had you down in my throat

and in my eye. All right. Come on, folks. Come on, you bastard.

That was funny. Put in a class and here's looking at you. Jesus, run. I'll keep an eye out for you.

Go fuck yourself. That was funny. Before we get to the first Bonoboville communion, Max, did you want to just say

some somber words of some sort? Not at this point because I'm laughing too hard. Oh, okay. And I'm also stoned.

But we do want to say our fond wishes for Charles Gatewood, who's fighting for his life right now. Happy birthday to

Lassie Braun, the late great Lassie Braun, a father of Axel Braun for those of you who don't know who he is. He passed away.

No very old friends, wonderful man. And so we want to... I don't know if we should... Okay, and also Dr. Tony Grant.

We want to say goodbye to her because, you know, Ron, actually I met Ron through Dr. Tony Grant.

Can we give him a microphone? About 20 years ago. She was dating Al Goldstein. She was dating Al Goldstein,

which she later denied, as she did deny that I wrote her book with her. But, you know, we had some good times.

We went on cruises and... You also ghost wrote for Lynn Redgrave, right? And Lynn Redgrave... Did you ghost wrote her book too?

I didn't ghost wrote Lynn Redgrave's book. No, she had some other lackey. No, I just did Tony Grant's and I learned my lesson not to do that again.

But, you know, we met, right? I never saw this. And there she is.

Wow. Just passed away last week. Oh, and Amor's boobs are out. So what can possibly compete with that?

Where are you going? Don't go. Do I get to do communion? I'll be back shortly. Can Amor and I do communion?

Okay. I'm so proud of you. It's going to warm this seat. And agree to abandon it.

All right, so if someone sits up in Miss Selena's... Michael and Jill. She has to get another seat.

So we're now ready to do communion, I think. Okay. Oh. So happy anniversary, Dr.

Susan. Actually, honestly, my dear, you should do that with the bonobo way. You're so sweet.

And we should have some communion because it's a religious experience for us being as we're not very

religious, just the fact that we're married for 24 years is something to consecrate. And what better to consecrate it with

than... No, I don't know if I'll get around to it. Oh, Dr. Susan. I'm eating those really nice nipples.

Did you mention your greatest accomplishment so far? My greatest? Oh, being in one of your movies or something.

No, no, you did that too. She was in two of my films. But I am a non-sex dialogue. It was 15 years ago. One was called sore throat, like deep throat, sore throat.

And one was called E3, the extra testicle. Yes. But your biggest claim to fame, which was

you moved to mountain. This, you deserve a lot of credit because I'm watching two of you and I could not believe who you had on as a guest. Betty Page?

Better than that. The last person on earth that would be on your show. Batista. And you got her on your show. Oh,

oh, oh, oh, Gloria Allred. That's right. Oh my God, you had her on the show. She had the feminist anti-ponography

lawyer on her show. And you got her to take her shoes off. It's good to have haters. I did. I got her shoes off.

Participating in fetishes. I'd like to get everybody to be comfortable with you. Wow. I hope you don't mean to her, Dr.

Susan. I really hope you don't. No, she was nice to her. That's how she went on the show. You know, that should be your biggest credit, man. That's ridiculous. She's terrible.

She's the most horrible woman in the world. Yeah, right? Anybody who fucks for money don't like her.

So we would have had Justin Scali on the show, but he died too soon. Yeah, right. Oh, yes.

We would have done communion with good old Catholic Scali there, and Tony Baby. Yes, yes, because

a lot of people have a good sense of communion if they were altar boys and dating, of course, good Catholic girl and she won Best Altar Girl

2015. Thank you. For the Dr. Susie TV Awards. Yes, she did.

I'm not really Catholic. I was just raised that way. They're talking in my ear back here. Oh, and look at this.

I love to wear my nun outfit. We should do some Catholic play. Yes, yes, yes. Well, this is some Catholic play right now.

And so in our communion we have the body is salt. This is kind of pink

Himalayan salt. Gluten free, I love it. And then the blood in this case is Ron Seaman.

Perfect. How much time do I have to gather this up? Should I take this back for a few seconds? We need a fluffer.

You'll hear this noise. So who's who's first for communion? Well, it seems as though Dayton is really ready to offer

whoever. Okay, so Amor, would you like to take your communion? I would love to.

I thought you were going to take it. I usually always get I'm used to doing your first month.

It's your anniversary. Maybe I'll take it off of my husband. Can we?

You're allowed. It's part of our contract. You are permitted. You are under a modeling contract.

You can't say no. But he's like whatever he's doing. So, you know, let's do some others. So who's going to do?

Who's up? I want Boobies. Here you go. So lick first, lick the nipple.

Amor is going to lick Dayton's lovely altar. And here she goes. Show us how it's done, dear.

Okay, take a lick. She's being difficult. She needs a book spanking. Somebody make that girl lick.

Give a lick. Give a lick. Lick. Yeah, that's right.

That's good. That's good. Okay. And salt.

Alter girl move toward mommy. Yeah, okay. Here, here. I was like, I'm in love with this one.

Lick the salt with love. Oh, but we need the glass. Where are my glasses? This is really sweet ritual.

Jake. Mr. Jake. Can we have some shot glasses, please? I do this with tequila.

Mr. Jake, I know you look good in your yellow shirt. And getting a lot of attention, but can you please bring us the shot glasses? Please.

We only have three minutes until we have to take a break. Hurry, hurry. Huh? You could get them.

This is so beautiful. Okay, somebody get a shot glass. Get all you smiling people participate in the community.

Teddy's come home. All right, here we are. She underestimates my ability to tell people what to do. We're about to take a break,

but we're going to have a little Bonoboville communion. I haven't felt this happy since I was a little girl.

Really, Danielle? Yeah, I feel like I'm just hanging out with my family like back before you used to get in trouble

for not having clothes on. Oh, no, you never get in trouble for that here. So it feels, I feel like safe like I'm with family

because I don't have to be like ashamed. You definitely are. You definitely are among family, community,

and fellow pansexual bacchanalians. And boobies, like mom's boobs. Of all different kinds.

Yes, and Ron to Jeremy, Ron. I mean, he all loved mom's boobs. You can apply the rum

to Amor. Mom's boobs are so soft and nice. Okay, so we have to take a break, brothers and sisters, so you're going to have to

just settle down. We're going to come back with music messed up is here. And so is Ecor the wolf

and we're going to have some music. We're going to have some Bonoboville communion. Run out of rum.

And so lots of fun. And of course, Max, my husband, that's what we're celebrating our 24th wedding anniversary.

Bonobo love, brothers and sisters, marriage, Bonobo style. So don't come yet

and don't go away. We'll be right back. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way inspired

by my love for the make love not war great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra

of positions, including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex

to prevent murder and war, really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice

what I call peace through pleasure. With the females gently dominating the very happy very sexually satisfied

males. Bonobos are special partly because they just are and partly because they're very, very close to us

almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to being human, even being humane, bonobos

can teach us so much which brings me to us and more specifically to you. Is your inner bonobo

longing to swing free? Would you like to tap into the hot natural sex energy within you that you would

so you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain you know, the pain and have more orgasmic

organic, sustainable sex. Who doesn't want that? Greater lust, greater trust and better anger management

and who couldn't use a little bit of that these days. So get the book, learn the bonobo way. You'll be glad you did. Then you'll want to join

Bonoboville, a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends and one last thing. The real bonobos are highly endangered

so a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups working to save the wild bonobos from extinction. Read the bonobo way

and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times and improve your love life. Since sisters, we are going to have

a Sybian ride for Mass Evasion. So you've never been on a Sybian before?

No, I've never been on one before. Now you are ready to ascend the throne. Mr. Tracy, you are going to

ride God's machine now. Put one leg right here, put the other right here and just position yourself comfortably

put your clip right here. Okay, so here she goes. Is it mountain? Have you ever ridden a Sybian by the way?

Oh, I have, many a time. My favorite horse to ride. Have Sybian yoga

and experience it to the fullest. Oh, whoa.

Go for the G-Spot, go for the clip, go for whatever works. Someone can come from their nipples.

We've got Virginia Braco riding the Sybian. Holy shit. That does the job.

Sybian strikes again. Yes, I do say that when it feels good. Live on DrSuzi.TV from

the womb room in Bonoboville. Ride on Cowboy. Take a deep breath.

Deep breath. Relax. More strong. More strong.

We never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian celebrate and masturbation month. Yes. Hallelujah.

Hallelujah. Oh, yes. Yes, yes. Come on.

Jesus Christ. We have a winner. Look at that face. That is a beautiful thing.

Thank you, Dr. Susan Block. You're a wonderful human being. You're a wonderful human being. Thank you.

Thank you, Dr. Susan Block. I think we have orgasm, Houston. We have lift-off. We have lift-off.

Dance, dance. Oh, okay. We, we, we, we. We, we, we.

We're gonna go. Testify, sister Penny. Testify that you masturbate. Testify.

And you are not ashamed. How was it? What's your report? My vagina is so tingly right now. It feels like pop rock. I'm just gonna take this home.

I'm gonna take it off. I think it's bigger than your little body. That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen. Can I leave now?

Like, I'm ready. I'm... Come on. I feel like I could at least leave the husband. Where's the husband?

You got the simian. You don't need the husband. Oh my God. Whoa! Whoa! No matter, fall over.

Whoa! Whoa. Hey, darling girl. I love you.

I love you. That's my girl. Listening to Radio City One on the World Wide Web. This captain is incredibly lucky and plucky,

and he has weathered many storms on the big sea of cancer and has triumphed, as well as in the cardiac department as well, and as well as with the LAPD as well,

and some other battles. Where's your microphone? Oh, is this microphone on? No, it is not. I do not hear it.

Turn on the captain's microphone, please. Oh, you have to turn it on. Hello, hello, hello. There you are. Can you hear me now?

The prince was in control of his own microphone. I'm in control of my microphone. He has been a prince, and he still is, and a pauper as well,

and he technically still is. And now he's captain of our Ship of Fools for Love, Lust, and the Bonobo Way. And we are here in the womb room celebrating

our 24th wedding anniversary, and we're doing Bonoboville Communion. By the way, if you stay for the after party, we'll be doing some music.

I think we might do some music now if some of the musicians will come forward. Symbol of 24th wedding anniversary, musical instruments, Shakespeare said quite famously,

if music be the food of love, rock on. No, he said play on. But close, right? So, and the color is lavender,

which is very calming. We don't want to be too nervous. No. We all have conditions of some sort.

Good pressure. Right, you got calming, calming color, lavender. So, the musicians should... Do we have...

We do, we have a surprise guest. All right. Oh, Jess, I'm sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, by the way, for our actual anniversary,

we're going to see the actual Bonobos at the actual zoo in San Diego. And we love the Bonobos. We hope you support the zoo.

We hope you support Lola Yabanobo in Kinshasa, outside of Kinshasa in the Congo that saves the orphans. The Bonobos whose parents have been killed

in the wild by hunters. It's terrible. And we're not going to dwell on it. Just give to Lola Yabanobo,

as well as Bonobo Conservation Initiative. Don't pull off the stage. As well as us, because we help save the real Bonobos in the wild

and the human Bonobos here in West LA. Yes. We saved Dayton, actually. They saved me, actually. They did it.

From the porn wolves. Well, I love the porno, but... From her family, maybe. They taught me how to try.

No, we love her family. Actually, she has a wonderful mother. Anyway... I do have a wonderful mother.

My father's. I haven't met him. He gave us directions to Berkeley. He did give us that.

He gave us good directions. And lots of unlicensed firearms. All right. And so...

Ron's nation. Here is our lovely Danielle. And she's like... So Bonobo.

She's having fun. She really is. I think she should do Bonoboville communion with someone.

Who do we vote? Another Bonobo. There we go. Okay.

So now, you lick a body part, first of all. That's the altar. You present the altar

in as civilized a manner as possible. This is a human ritual, although it's kind of Bonobo. So you kind of present something.

It could be the titties or the ass or... Anything. Anything.

It could be the shoulder. The clavicle there. Nice. We know what she's excited about.

The bum. She's offering her fabulous body. So you lick the bum first. You lick the altar.

And then that sticks. Yeah. I have to lick that first. I don't just lick the whole ass,

but the ass whole. Maybe you should take your shirt off first, though. I think that would be good.

I think he should... Oh, look at this. There you go. So we can see the display of art.

There he is. All these erotic art tattoos. And you should study this. You're going to be a tattoo artist, Amora.

Yeah. He has women's buffing. So here goes the bum. Oh, it's gone up now.

The bum. That is life. He would be okay with it. He loves you.

And then... And might even be a... Well, did you have refried beans and prune danish for lunch? Yeah, but you aim it towards Ron, okay?

Aim it towards you, Ron. She said aim it towards you. Wait a minute. I'm next to Ron.

That means I'm going to get far. Oh, no. I need gas for my ride home, so... Assume the position.

Save it for the kick. You could do a kick part. Assume the position. Por favor.

It's called intestinal fortitude. Don't worry. You're okay. That's right.

Right. Be a good girl. You're in a safe space. Oh, he's going to the ass crack.

It'll totally be okay. He's not just going cheeky. It's funny. Okay.

Okay. Right there. The top of the ass crack. So not too deep.

That's nice. Okay. Here we go. Oh, yeah.

And, you know... There we go. Just a tiny bit of salt. Not too much.

Is he licking it? Or is he putting something in there? He's about to lick it. Okay.

Now, you like Ron. Do you like rum? Do you want rum or do you want agua? Agua is green and beautiful.

Would you like rum? Yes. Ron down your throat. You got it.

Where? In my burn. Okay. That's his rum.

No, you put it down your throat. Yeah. Down whose throat? Her throat.

Oh, this is the water body. Oh, we're putting it down his throat. He's the one that took the communion. Don't you know your altar girl protocol?

What's interesting to note here is that Ron is rum in Spanish. There you go. Don't spill it in his eyes. Does it be so much better if you were being in his mouth?

Okay. Whoa. There's a lot of activity going on our anniversary right here. Right.

In Bonoboville. Let go of that. Don't move your head. Don't move your head.

That's the key. Don't move your head. Don't they do this in Guantanamo Bay? Stand by your rum.

This guy's being waterboarded. This isn't fair. This is Ron boarding. What do you do to deserve this?

He did get totally drenched. Well, it's a wet womb room. At least not in the eyes though. Yeah.

It didn't get it. All these great jokes. Somebody needs to lick him up now. Wow.

All right. So in that sense, and a women. A women. A women.

We always say a women here in the congregation of Bonoboville. And so here we are. And give them a microphone. They're all on the floor with nothing.

Someone should give, yes. People are kissing each other. Here we are. Okay.

So how did you enjoy your first Bonoboville communion? How was that? You got baptized, I think. Oh my God.

All right. Good. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. So we're going to go bring some wedding cake here. To the musical section where we are going to do musical performances

on the grand piano and perhaps some other instrumentation. ukulele accompaniment, as well as, I don't know if there's still an accordion here. You got a piano, right? Got a piano.

We got a piano. That's the main instrument of tonight. It's the Steinway Baby Grand piano. know. Are there any other people out there that I should have come up here? Let's have

Messed Up come up here. Messed Up. Are you going to sing? What are you going to do? He's going to sing. He's got a song. Jessica's here.

He's got a song. Okay, do your song. You got the soundtrack? Okay. Well, I need my partner to come up with me.

Who's here? I got Nathias Paul here in the building. Do we got another mic from Nathias Paul? Okay, somebody get up on the bed.

Can I get another mic? Step on you. Yeah. Two on the bed.

Okay, these are two hulking rappers. Hulking rappers. Not dressed for an anniversary, obviously. Where's the other mic? Do you have the other mic?

But, you know, they're going to rap for us. Is there a mic over here? Oh, look at that. We already heard one of them make this money.

There you go. Watch out. Don't trip on the mic. Yup, yup, yup. It'll work. It'll work.

Yup, yup. Oh, yeah, sure. Okay, yeah. We're good. We're good. You know...

My wife? Yeah. You know, we're not dressed for an anniversary. It's true.

Yup, yup, yup. Sorry, sorry. I love my girls. I do want to say there's a lot of talk about haters and stuff.

It's really nice to have a really good friend like you, Nathias. Oh, that's amazing. I am a good friend. I got something here for you, man.

I just want to show everybody. I got this for my buddy. What? What?

It's you, man. What? Yeah. You like it?

I got to say, be honest. That's got to be the best looking shirt I've ever seen in my life. You're a fresh dress right now, bro. Let me tell you. Ain't I?

Awesome. But you know, in the spirit of friendship, I also have a present for you as well. I bet you didn't know this was coming. We're friends. We've been friends a long time.

So, in the spirit of friendship, I also happen to have... You got something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I can't wait for this.

I can't wait for this. Bam! Oh. Dude, you got a picture of yourself?

No, we're dressed just alike. That's how we're friends. You're a fresh dress. You're going to get picture messed up, and I was getting a picture in the thighs.

No, no. You dress like a legend. I dress like a legend. We're twins.

Yeah. Twinsies. This is messed up, man. That is messed up.

Yo, let's get that. Yeah, turn up that track. Turn it up. Turn it up.

I can't wear this fucking shirt after you just... Oh, come on. That's beautiful. Take it off.

Yeah. That's beautiful. Wow. Wow.

Yeah, turn that shit up a little bit more. Wow. That's Marvinobo. Yeah.

That's crazy. What happened? I don't even want you to rewind it. Yeah, you're going to have to turn that back up on the top.

Yeah, turn it up and... Yeah, turn that up. Rewind it. There you go.

There you go. Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Turn up that beat.

Stay away from my ass. What? No. No.

To say this, I never thought I'd hear it. Mixed by Young Hit Boys. I ain't got friends. Oh.

I got podcasts. I listen to YouTube's description. Yeah. Trying to become a human again.

Balance my life and ambitions. As much as I love them. Yeah. I find it so hard to trust women.

Oh. Change my paradigm. Yeah. I need someone to help build my vision.

Whoa. Or lease a paradigm. Uh-huh. With no inhibition.

No inhibition. Paradise. That's you, girl. What?

That's a paradigm. See how you be living. Whoo. Have you been menaged?

Menaged with a nerd like me. Watch a pro wrestling. Get some headlock on TV. You see?

Uh-huh. I'm just going after my niche. Uh-huh. Yeah.

A little bitch. How you flip the script? Because I've been like this. Uh-huh.

Just asked my friends. Uh-huh. Now I got some friends. I hate his front and his friends.

Put that shit to an end. Yeah. The rest of my days be the best of my days. Uh-huh.

In every way. I just got my first race show. Pause. About to give her one today.

Yeah. My plans about their very own shows on the channel. Helping with their dreams. Because a master's got that handle.

Yeah. On the same crowd that applaud your coordination. Same crowd that applaud your assassination. Yeah.

Watch out and plot your destination. Yeah. It goes down. Better know who you really face it.

What about your friends? Woo. Here with you in the end. What about your bitch?

Are you sure that you're never ever ever gonna switch? What about your ins? You know you can't take it all with you in the end. What about your friends?

Friends, what about your friends? Friends, friends. Yeah. You got no cash, baby.

Y'all survived. Woo. I ain't got friends. Nah, nah.

I just got bitches who ain't fucked me yet. Sorry for the disconnect and the disrespect. But something hurts really hard to forget. Most people don't change.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. They reveal who they are over time. Everybody getting fly to limbo, but no one ever want to spend a dime.

Oh. Let me inspire your desire to be different. I am always Jordan, but you're welcome to be here. Woo.

Yesterday I'm a slave, but tomorrow I'm a robot. I cannot assimilate because I'm still a poor child. Fuck your insecurity and your lack of imagination. I suffer from misplaced optimism of the doom of disease

for the whole entire nation. Eat too, Brutus. Black Republican. House Nick.

Use your skin against my skin to make sure that we both don't win. That's all good. I mean, God, cause you ain't never gonna be forgiven.

We go to war, till the top of the board to blow us forward like a Bridesmaid's River. Texas. Subterranean.

Home 60s. Fuck later liberty. Old behave. Control the nerve to keep us all to bed.

And fuck a bitch in the face till the fucking head breaks up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

What about your friends? Well, they let you down. Barry Bonobo. Thank God.

Barry Bonobo. Texas representative already. Woo-hoo. Let's hear it for messed up.

It would. It would. And Matthias Paul. Matthias Paul.

Matthias Paul. North Texas representative. And here comes the cake. Here comes the cake.

Uh-oh. Watch out. Rockstar. Watch the...

Let's not get cake in the dress. Right. The cake looks very gooey. Look at that.

Wow. It looks delicious. Okay. This is for you alone, darling.

This one is just yours. This. What is this? This one is just mine.

Okay. Well, present it. Present it here. Stand before us surrounded by beautiful ladies and Ron Jeremy.

It's so sassy looking. It's like a sweet... Excuse me. It's so sweet.

Let's have cake shots. Okay. Yeah. You get in the cake shot.

Okay. Please. These are raw cakes, right? Raw.

These are raw. It's made out of nuts. Nuts. His?

Yeah. Nuts. Nuts. White nuts.

Oh, fucking society's made up of nuts. Yeah. It's amazing. It's beautiful.

And you should take a picture of the design. It's very geometrical. Come on up close and look at the beautiful design. Is there a deeper meaning to this?

To that? It looks like a mandala. Ah. To bet in mandala.

That's what it is. You could meditate on it and achieve inner bliss. It's enlightened. I know.

It's enlightened cheesecake. It's interdimensional. You are what you need. Multidimensional.

Existential. Nutty. Fucking creamy. Don't talk off the microphone, little daughter.

You know, like every time I make anything that I'm making, I literally peel into what I'm about to do. And so. So there's multiple orgasms.

There's multiple orgasms of the taste buds, basically. Just having a somewhat of a beginning of an orgasm, just looking at it. I think I have to cut some up for y'all.

I think you should cut them up. Oh, yeah. Let's cut some of this up. Are someone's kids floating around that cake?

Hold on. Careful of getting the tits in the cake. Don't get the tits in the cake. Why do they look like tadpoles?

Tits in the cake. Tits in the cake. Yeah. All right.

Oh, look at that. The chef has his head in the tits while. All right. So.

Tits are in the cake. You guys are so much fun. Are you guys going to take that? Okay.

Thank you. Yeah, yeah. Chef be live. Talk on a microphone.

No, it's okay. Can I ask mom if they were going to feed each other their piece of cake? Oh, yes.

We have a picture of us doing that on our wedding anniversary. That's about as kind of lingus as you can get on a wedding anniversary.

You need to do it. It's necessary. It's like the 69 picture. It's just necessary.

It's kind of sexy. Hell yeah. It's sexy. You suck on each other's fingers.

If you put the cake on the pussy pie. Then he wouldn't get out of there. Yeah. There are the singers or comics here tonight.

Right. Where is it? There's more? Yeah.

Yeah. Where are they? I'm going to sing you a love song. Oh, yeah.

Okay. We should find Barry. And in the meantime, we have the excellent and amazing Jessica shore come forward

because we've only got 10 more minutes here. And then we're going to go over to the piano room, which is also the art gallery. And yeah, we're going to have some fun over there.

So, so we're first going to I think here from Mr. Selena mix. Yeah. Why don't you go see who you can find.

Or Barry or Jessica shore. I don't know. I think Barry might have gone home early. Oh, you know, he's okay.

He got to talk about his cases. He didn't get to play the accordion. You got to come back for Barry's accordion. It's amazing.

Yeah, it's good. But we have Mr. Selena's ukulele except Amora is interrupting. So she might be disciplined by Mrs.

Selena. She is going to be playing. Okay. But you can.

Okay. Here she goes. Do you need that? But what do you want to say while she's organizing?

Stand. We need the stand. Oh, okay. Take a stand.

Oh, we have a music stand. Watch out. Watch out. A dangerous instrument.

Okay. How about she should have a microphone? What does that work? She needs a microphone.

How do you do this? I might need two microphones. Can I have a microphone stand? Can we?

Jessica Shores. Welcome to the anniversary. She of the do the Miley Cyrus. Spread it like a virus.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Looking good in her corset. Whoa. Yeah. Just come right in and take a trip.

Yeah, enjoy. Bon voyage. Okay. So come a little closer here.

You can sit right. Amore, you get on the other side now that she's singing here. Here we go. Ron, can you move your foot a second?

And then now you can sit here. Okay. Don't push back. And I'm going to hold one mic.

And Amore, you can hold the other mic. Good girl. Oops. Thank you.

Oh, you've got a mic stand. How very professional. I have a book now. Okay.

So are you going to sit here? I am. Husband. Husband.

My bonobo. It's a contradiction in terms that we're bonobo and married, but we are. Do you want to wait until they said that mic?

Yeah, I'm just playing you tuning and I'm seeing what Max is doing. Okay. And so we have Mr. Selena Minx, who we have known for quite a while,

introduced to us by the great Ken Marcus. You've got to put the legs down. He didn't do that. Okay.

Okay. Woo. Abe, could you come back out here and put, yeah. No, that one.

Abe, can you sort of, yeah. There we go. See the legs? No, see the legs?

Put it down. They have to go down. Musical instruments. Alrighty.

That's all. It's simple of wedding anniversaries. And here we are. That's why I love this show.

I don't know what the fuck they're doing. It's the most unscripted show on the Internet. And the greatest sexuality show on Earth. Oh my goodness.

Going on since, gosh. I think I did a shot of something. 1984. Shot of Ron, right behind you.

Shot of Ron. Yeah. Do you need your Holy Communion, Max? Oh yeah.

Nothing cool. Nothing not to, have to watch my eyes. Yes. This is hard enough with this shit.

You are the captain of my heart. So you better watch your heart. You'll break my heart. I like it.

I love her. Aw, yes. She adopted one of our bonobos. No.

Okay. So here she is, Mr. Selena Minx. Okay. There you go.

In my ukulele. Yeah. Why don't you can sing? We all come together

In the name of To mark this special occasion We're so proud of To celebrate

Our union, pretty freaky Beloved friends and audience To celebrate Susie and Max

By making whoopee Love, sweet It's a wonderful thing For all the things that it brings to

You spend your whole life searching For one that makes life whole All the heartache and bitchin' Are worth it when you find your soulmate

To celebrate A freaky union Beloved friends and audience To celebrate

Susie and Pat By making whoopee Love, sweet Wonderful thing

All the things that it brings Your journeys and travels You've been freaking side by side Making life more splendid

With each other's happy bra To celebrate Some fucking cake Beloved friends and audience

To celebrate Susie and Max By making whoopee Yeah

I'm blushing and it doesn't match my lavender Thank you That was too nice I don't deserve it

Sing that with your mouth full of cheese cake Oh my goodness That was amazing I suggest eating it with your hands

Oh my, okay I don't know We're old We're older

We're older Oh, because we got more A little Oh, yummy yummy

It is yummy yummy Rockin' Raw Cheesecake by ChefbyLive

Woohoo Okay, so I think there might be some ChefbyLive, tell me what's in this miraculous cake

Okay, who wants to? It is raw vegan It's basically a coconut cashew macadamia base And it's all organic

And so many amazing blessings And yes, it will go in your mouth very soon Because these ones actually are coming offstage That's good, huh?

Yes, it's all raw vegan gourmet yumminess Ikkor, come on up here Have some cake Ikkor is another great rapper that we love

No preservatives, no additives, all organic Like all raw, all vegan I'm not gonna put it in my mouth right now Just nut meat

It's just nut meat Did you help him make it? From his nuts, right? You'd be a great fluffer for a naughty cheesecake

Actually, Ron, you should make pies out of nut meat You're nuts, yeah But he doesn't have a microphone Okay, so I think, you know, actually

We're gonna have to wind up the show, folks Has anyone not entered the public area That would like to? Well, you know, we're gonna do a little climax here

Short climax and then And take a group picture And then we're gonna go over to the gallery So, Ikkor, you wanna do ya?

Take off your shirt, though, please Come on, come on Messed up, dude You'd look so much better without your clothes on

He really does I have a good imagination Please, I'm begging Well, if you want, didn't you want to?

I mean, I don't know, if you don't want to What is your performance? What's your art form? Other than making it hotter in here What do you do?

Please, live up to the stereotype I think Dayton, you have a job to do Help him off with this Okay, here he goes

Where's the chef? Jessica Shores as well Are you gonna do your... Can I pet you?

Can we see the video? No, she's gonna perform it live Oh, you're gonna do it live? She's gonna do it live

Oh, so you just get to be in your You know, great chess for a minute here Jessica, she's ladies first, sorry I'm so sorry

But, thank you Ron Jeremy was in this music video Yes, he was, right This is Jay Show

We're gonna have you right on after this And we have Jessica Shores, Jay Show Ron Jeremy's cohort So, what's going on?

Do the Miley Cyrus, let's get some music going If anybody wants to dance along Oh, dancing along If you guys can twerk, like, you know

Can you guys twerk? I think we can manage Maybe not with the cheesecake though Now we're just waiting for the music

Look at this gorgeous thing The new track New track New track here from Jay Show

Well, it's Do the Miley, it's just live But it's Do the Miley, live Okay, so this is really kind of amazing You've seen it on YouTube

And now here it is live Music be the food of love And you love Miley Oh, turn it up

Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up Do the Miley Cyrus We are so desirous Do the Miley Cyrus

Do the Miley Cyrus We are so desirous Do the Miley Cyrus Move that ass and dip it low

Now grind on somebody like a stripper pole It's getting hot, it's getting raw Now knock it all down like a rookie ball It's Jay Show, bitches on a track beat

Run you out of town faster than a track meet You know I do it and do it and do it well Move my hips and lick my lips like Al Al Bitches, I ain't holding nothin' back

When I do the Miley Only difference is I'm not in the Luminati I expect them when I tell you that I blow a shot If you're a poodle, I'm a motherfuckin' body

Move that ass, make it clap If you like any pieces, drop fill that base Time to chest your rollin' with me So fuck the rest

Now twerk it for me Jerk it for me like you're gettin' paid Over time, work it for me Make it rain, throw it up

Like 10 grand licks in the air Now do a headstand, do a split Spread your legs, get back on your feet, bitch And do the Miley

Spread it like a virus Do the Miley Cyrus We are so desirous Do the Miley Cyrus

Spread it like a virus Do the Miley Cyrus We are so desirous Do the Miley Cyrus

Move that ass and dip it low Now grind on somebody like a stripper pole It's gettin' hot, it's gettin' raw Bitch, I'm back first too

Proud of back first too Party all night till dawn No curfew, six in chills Got me standin' in the sky

Mixed strings and pills Got me feelin' so high Do the Miley Miley No Hannah Montana

Jay shows reppin' from west to Atlanta Let me see your hands up Put your fuckin' hands up West Coast, north, south, east coast, Canada

Like a virus Do the Miley Cyrus We are so desirous Do the Miley Cyrus

Spread it like a virus Do the Miley Cyrus We are so desirous Do the Miley Cyrus

Move that ass and dip it low Now grind on somebody like a stripper pole It's gettin' hot, it's gettin' raw Knock it all down like a wrecking ball

Yes, Susie and Max, happy anniversary That's us, that'd be us Thank you One of the great things of these 24, 25 years, 26 years that we've been together

is all the people that have come the people that grew up on the show and all the trials and tribulations of an extraordinary little group of people

that have outlived sometimes every day when I wake up somebody's dead that I knew Unnerving

But you are all part of our Bonoboville even if only for tonight but many of you for many years We just appreciate you, we are so grateful for you

because gosh, if it was just the two of us we'd have killed each other by now So you helped to keep us Bonobo and we really, really appreciate that

Yeah Yeah, okay, is the mic on? Is the mic on? Yeah, there we go

This is about instrument, right? This is about our voices that are instrument for tonight That's right Dr. Susie, this is about our voices

that are instruments for tonight, right? I like your instrument, baby Okay, so that's what I'm just going to I just want to warm up a little bit

because this is what hip-hop is all the way This is what hip-hop is all about So I just want everybody to start clapping your hands Come on

Come on, clap your hands Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Bonobo

Bonobo Bonobo Let me hear you say Bonobo

Bonobo Everybody say Bonoboville Bonoboville Bonoboville

Bonoboville Bonoboville Bonoboville Bonoboville

Bonoboville Happy anniversary, Doc Happy anniversary, Captain Max Yo, A, you ready, Abraham?

You ready for me, A? What track? Track number one is in number one We're doing another one

Oh, okay Is anybody upstairs? So, you know I think

we should do a grand finale Okay, can you do a condensed version? Yeah, okay

And we are going to do a grand finale with Ecor And then we're going to move

to the other side, but stay in here for now We're going to do some final group shots So go for it, Ecor Okay, we'll start over then, A

Is that the right track? You want that one? We are one? Yeah, sure, do we are one This is for all the diversity

of everybody that's in the house tonight This is a beautiful thing We are one Everybody in the building throw your ones up

because that's what we are, the human race You've got so many different races and everybody just in here so peaceful at the Speak Easy

Check this out, y'all We are one I can be grimy and greasy, real easy Believe me, that's enough

Been on them blocks, trapping the spots You bait in the cops till I got pop Handcuffs to my wrist Sit down a minute, think about it while I'm in there

thinking I got shit to finish, earth needs me I'm hand cocked, now won't stop giving the props, throwing the peace and showing my love and all the above

That's what I'm all about, now let wolf shout I love y'all, now let it trickle down let it fall, like a season Good peace to me, reason to be nice

That's what I'm sold to, it's cold as ice I don't think twice, I gotcha Take six more steps to have your 12 Mama, daddy, elders raised me

with integrity, was led to my humanity, it's gonna take them men and we do come to this insanity Two procs, throwin' them ones up, y'all

cause we are one, in the UNI See, listen to it, listen to it, y'all Listen to it, close your eyes and relax, listen to what she's saying

Together You feel me storm the weather, huh We are one, yes We are one, oh man

I know sometimes society and life can feel like a bad storm if in the thunder and lightning but you keep striking, keep fighting, sticking and moving

showing and proving that just with a little peace life can go a long way so we'll pretend to help, pave the way with both peace, we already got war

in our own streets from here to the Middle East and a brawl with them down for the cost Ben had my call of humanity it's gonna take the man and me to conquer this insanity

Two procs, rest in peace rep the belly of the beast with a Detroit state of mind I ain't shot, I ain't shot I got love to spread, if love is my butter

then earth is my bread, let's eat in peace like kings and queens with peace and sing, can't we all just get along R.I.P, Rodney King, Doc Martin Luther

I'm still pushing your dream cause we are one one, throw the ones up, y'all one, one, oh one, one one, one, one, one

UNI, uh huh Together, see how y'all sitting together in a twine shit, together

Storm is where we are we are one we are one yo, man, I guess I won't

see the peace that I need until I reach some streets of the G.O.D until then, I'm going in swimming we are well, I'm that guy I swam by

I sit high and then left for all the bubbles the world is in trouble, bartender give him a double glass of integrity mixed with a shot of humanity

the ultimate boy that make it ultimately for the second man kind, we need an intertwined race don't shy, elevate our minds like we can hit the finest lines of cush

rungs, push, blow to the world, reach to a man warm and touchy boy, touchy girl but with no sand dust and trust you don't want the state paying big up to

Penn State, don't let one man's hate steal that school's fame, I think that school's great so go kids, educate graduate, demonstrate that we are

one, throw that shit up throw that shit up, throw that shit up we won, UNI we're saying

together intertwined like those titties is intertwining together, see what I'm saying, but it's all about this

we are one, throw y'all ones up y'all say everybody say happy anniversary Dr. Block and Max, happy anniversary thank you

we love y'all, we're the wolf and I'm out thank you everybody, gosh thank you Eric John

over here, you hardly got to talk but it's great to have you back do you have a microphone there just say hi

here, John is here with Riley Reyes Eric John did a fabulous show with us, check it out on Dr. Susie.TV

of Aero Teak TV and of course you can go directly to the source and we don't hold against him that he graduated

for 2019 I was a lot better behaved this time than the previous times on your show this is like my best this is like my best

behaved episode ever disappointingly well and Riley you have to come back

yes I would love to come back you could be very bad yourself I've been known to you from time to time did you guys want to do some bonoboville communion at least

and I've been sitting next to you I'm not super into the drinking sex is my own advice you don't have to be drinking, you can be the altar

oh that sounds fantastic let's hear it for Riley being the altar whoa alright

here she goes this is Riley Reyes so does that mean I can lick it off wherever can you take her bra

can you take her bra yeah what do you want okay here we go

alright that's what I like quick strip tease when you're running out of time oh my god look at her ass

oh wow Riley Reyes brothers and sisters I'm gonna pick her ass I was eyeing that ass crack earlier everyone is oohing and eyeing

Riley Reyes's lovely posterior this is great, oh my and Dayton's mouth is watering

slightly more than what she ate the cheese so here she goes lick oh god

woo let's be friends do a double do a double

why does it feel like yeah you can lick too is he double teaming me no he's just going

about his business behind you okay so here goes the salt here

and a little salt here and here

oops I hope that didn't go down the asshole okay and run run down your throats I guess where's the run

where's the run we need another shot glass for those sisters here we go very good here

you want to pour a maximum okay so we need only one just one salt glass and a glass of water

for the guy who licks ass but won't drink which is fine yes indeed this is dining

in bonoboville well here's your shot

and that's your water there you go so let's hear it for

Riley Reyes who's done a very good job as an altar girl were you brought up Catholic or Presbyterian

or Jewish oh Baptist alright sister

Riley you have been baptized or your ass has anyway by date's tongue no no she doesn't want to drink any

oh you don't want to drink any no you're the one okay then you can pour it in my throats but I wanted

Agua but I'll take Ron Jeremy I have had Ron I guess that she can hardly stand

as she's taking Ron Jeremy and look at these two beautiful ladies just communing

it's waterboarding baby this is waterboarding bonoboville style we do believe in a certain

type of torture but you know you will tell us you will tell us your secrets

you will confess your mother confessor this is the confession booth of love brothers and sisters

yes indeed you guys look fantastic alright well you know just stay like that

we're gonna actually yeah you should just sprawl around and we're going to

just thank everyone thank you Eric for presenting now she'll be happy I brought her okay so she's a bit

of an exhibitionist which yeah right Tammy get on my microphone if you're going to speak

okay so we are so excited that so many fantastic people are on this stage and I still have to go out there and see what other fantastic

people are lurking back there and we're going to go over to the gallery where our 1926 Steinway baby grand

piano has been yanked out Nori Carter come on up here and Ron DeGeramy

himself is also going to play but Nori is a great pianist as well and here's Nori hi Nori

hi Nori Nori's been with us since like 2011 11 or so or yeah

2011 he came for an interview with his bags and he never left yeah I'm interviewing he did he came for an interview

from Florida we said are you sure you want to come from Florida and where's the mic where's the mic

okay there's a mic on the floor okay no maybe not who's sitting on the mics okay

test one two and here you are and you're about to play for us

test one two I think try it of course it doesn't work but that's okay testing one two hey can you guys turn up the mics

back there or do something white mic turn up the mics all the mics are down okay but sit

so you don't obstruct mistress apologize don't upstage my tits right

let's get a better view on that yeah so we're happy to have you

we've survived having been a bonobo resident so here you are and we're gonna play piano and anybody else have final words

don't make them too long okay Dayton does okay that's it I won't be long I promise

okay that's it I just wanted to thank you Dr. Sizzien Captain Max for showing me that love can be so beautiful and sweet all the time

it doesn't have to be when you're 14 or 12 or 16 because you guys show that love every day and I appreciate it even with

the little arguments okay that's enough alright happy anniversary thank you thank you

that was very funny oh yes we have Jessica Jessica

I'd like to say that I am so proud of you guys for sticking through everything like you know

thick and thin and sickness and how yeah shit like the fucking shit you have to deal with being married oh my god you know but you guys did it

and you guys look great happy and like wonderful and you fooled them yeah well you guys

are amazing and I love your show and thank you for having me on it and I'm so happy for you guys and I can't wait

to see you guys in another 20 years or 40 years celebrating again so for another 24 okay thank you Jessica

all right Jessica we about ready I think about you every night you want to say something more okay

okay so go ahead Amor Hilton so how long has it been now 2011 I think

or 12 it's been a while I'm not good at math but what I want to say is these are two of the most

amazing people I have ever met in my life they've helped me through a lot of personal problems before I was even being

a goofball on here like I appreciate a lot Susie has changed me completely as a person

emotionally, sexually my thoughts my opinions and max he already knows

he's amazing and he is so you both are so lucky to have each other and it's such a rare thing and

I hope it's another 24 but we all might need walkers by then but amen I love you guys I'm gonna cry soon so we gotta

close up the show so thank you all we're gonna see the bonobos soon and also I'm gonna be giving a talk on the bonobo

way a new femdom paradigm for humanity at Domcon 2016

be there and uh and yeah yeah that's it I love you when I say bonobo y'all say bill

bonobo when I say bonobo y'all say bill bonobo that's a lot better there you go

y'all got rhythm now everybody got rhythm now enjoy the night so we're gonna say to our audience

afar that we're gonna switch I don't know if we can still continue the live broadcasting but we are gonna continue filming over in the art gallery

so in the meantime I want you to be good whether you're married or not marriage is not for everybody and don't feel you have to do it

okay we did it for my mother I think but we liked it we're from another generation you have to do it

you have to get married but we worked out a way to do it you have to get a job well our kid is

right here so yeah we just do marriage the bonobo way and it works for us

it might work for you so who knows but in any case make like bonobos not baboons make love

not war make love to someone you love tonight even if that someone is you I love you

thank you all okay take some group pictures right now while we're sitting here someone else

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