Dayton Rains’ #GreenBirthday Bacchanalia

Full transcript of Dayton Rains’ #GreenBirthday Bacchanalia on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, birthday girls and bonobos. Oh, you children of sex and we are all children of sex here in Bonoboville as well as everywhere else. Sex is what brings us into the world. Otherwise we wouldn't have birthdays. That's one thing sex does. Sex, of course,

accomplishes a lot more than that as the Bonobos show. It's not just for procreation, it's for recreation and rejuvenation, stimulation, and it happens to be some people's vocation. So, speaking of witch brothers and sisters, put your hands together not in prayer but in applause for the great goddess Dayton Reigns. It is her birthday.

Thank you. And she is wearing the star of St. Patrick. I'm like a statue of Liberty lady. Yes, we are all St. Patrick out tonight and I'm sure Dayton is sick of green by now

because her favorite color is pink, actually. It is pink but I love all my Irish friends kind of. You have to. They're mixed, I think. I don't know. They call me a guinea so I can call them a mic, right?

I'm assuming it's fair. When they've had enough Guinness, you can call them anything you want. So, speaking of Mickey, welcome Captain Mack. Good evening. Good evening.

Thank you, thank you. Dayton Reigns' birthday. Do you remember the great Andrea Doria ship? Your Italian, pardon me.

Something Italian. Yeah, it sounds very Italian. I don't even know how to work the air now. It got hit by a Swedish freighter and it sank. It sunk. Yes, I knew that.

And you know why? Why? Because it was wopsided. You know why?

I'm not supposed to say that. That's a bad thing. Yeah, I grew up without papers. I married an Italian.

Yes, you've had some in you. Speak like that. You have some in you. You have some Italian in you.

Be a cop. Well, Max Millian, welcome to... Thank you, thank you. I'm very excited.

Dayton's birthday. Very excited. We're catching up to Playboy Radio. We're ahead of Vivid Radio.

We're doing good. We're doing good. Yes. And there's only a couple of us.

And those stations have dozens of dozens of kind of hosts and stuff. Well, there's a bunch of us in here to celebrate Dayton's green birthday. And what do we mean by green? For me, green means 420 friendly.

I knew she'd say that first. Right, because I don't like the color green. I don't mind. I only like neon green.

Well, we're kind of a little neon here. But, yeah, eco-friendly, eco-sexuality. Eco-sexuality, baby. Where are we?

Here we go. Well, eco-sexuality. And, of course, the bonobo. The bonobo way is very important, which is very green.

It is. It happens to be fonted here in green thanks to the designer, Exem Paris. Money's green. I don't like money, though.

I've only sucked dick for 20 years, but I don't like money. Money is very eco-sexual. It grows on trees. Right, money?

Oh, no. Oh, it's made from trees. I think we have a guest that has money in his name tonight. Messed up.

Oh, yeah. Messed up is going to play tonight. He's made me green. Green, green, green.

All right. And yes, it is your green birthday. And what else? Well, we here in Bonoboville,

we had Eve because, you know, St. Patrick's chases the snakes away, but she's already been chased away. I love Eve. It's sad.

I thought she was going, Eve, you can't come to my birthday? She's here. She is here in her cage.

She's here. Thank you, Eve. She's kind of out of it. Okay, so.

The snake is out of it? Not a good idea. Can someone else crawl in their hands and knees to get the birthday bags here?

Oh, here's Madam H. Yay. Madam H is going to crawl on her hands. Yay.

And she has little clovers that say, kiss me. I'm Irish. I'll kiss you, Madam H.

Okay, you're getting this. Okay. Oh. Happy birthday to you.

I'm embarrassed. And this one, this one. Happy birthday to you. And happy birthday to you.

An embarrassment of riches. I'm very embarrassed. Oh, and my bra just popped. Ah.

To you. And get this one. No, she's busy doing a wardrobe malfunction restoration. I don't know if she can do it.

She can do it. She can do it. So this, but don't be holding that in front of her because she's in the purchasing department.

Okay. So put that over there. Yeah. Okay.

Madam H. Ah, thank you very much. Let's hear it for Madam H. Sorry.

Thank you, Madam H. You're so amazing. Oh my God. And look at this.

Oh God. Who got me this? Fine vodka. And this is of course.

Funny. From some people that actually signed it. I hope everyone. Okay.

I don't care. I love all my bonobos. Aw. Even if they were sleeping.

Okay. Well, here you go. You got a bunch of booty. You've got the pot of gold at the beginning of the rainbow

instead of the end. So there. Okay. Let me get laid.

Get laid. So while you're opening things, we're just going to, you know, kind of chat a little bit about tonight.

It's Dayton's birthday. Right. And it also, if you're tuned in live, it's March 19th.

The 13th anniversary of the invasion of Iraq. Iraq. You know, at that time we did a tape. It was called Desert Susan.

Yes. And it was sent to 400 of the generals and commanders. And a few privates too. And a few privates.

And we mean that in more ways than one. Yeah. We sent 400. We love those privates.

Those guys. Yeah. You betcha. Yeah.

Here's your card. Okay. We're going back and forth. You're like the best card for all my bonobos that know me is

really wonderful. Thank you. Because it's pink and glittery and gold. Pink, right?

We didn't do any green for the card because you're going to keep that forever. Right. I will read it aloud for everyone.

Well, I don't know about that, but just, just check out who signed it here. Oh my gosh. Boo Boo.

They'll be here later. Boo Boo and Chachi signed the card, you know. So yes. A lot of love.

A lot of love. A lot later. I'm very appreciative. I love all of you.

Thank you so much. I'm very embarrassed. All right. Well, what we want is for you to open up the liquor.

Oh, I love liquor. Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. Yeah. You betcha.

We could start in Oberville communion early. People might want to do it. I don't know. People do some strange things.

People. People do. People do. People do some bonobo things.

Okay. So don't get too, you know, fixated. You've got to go through your many, many presence. And by the way, we have gotten shout outs to Madam Birthday

Girl here from Panty Boy, aka porn star fan, as well as Chris. Hi, Panty Boy. Chris G.

Oh, Chris G. The anti-lolly guy. Who are you looking for? And Larry.

Your guy, Larry. Hi, Larry. Hi, Chris. Thank you so much.

I appreciate you. Oh, Larry. Thank you for the roses. I shared them with my fellow bonobos.

We all appreciate them. Oh, yes, we do. We have Larry's roses up our noses. Yes, we do.

Uh-huh. Right. Right, right, right. So we also want to give a shout out to, you know, Chelsea.

Chelsea Bonobo, who has gone hog wild over your birthday. Thank you, Chelsea. You're so wonderful. Hey, I miss you.

When I came here the first time you were on the show and you were a webcam, living webcam and I'm sad you're not here with us because you would be, I just, I know you're doing great things. And I appreciate all your efforts that you do for me.

Thank you so much. She is the winner of Bonobo in the field. Woo! So she's out there and, you know, really, you know, talking up the Bonobo way,

the Dr. Susan Block Show. And she's talking up Bonoboville, especially the Classifieds. So, okay. So let's see, where else are we?

I don't know. So open things. Open things. Yeah, you can open and talk, can't you?

I don't know. Aren't you a porn star? I'm a porn star. I can fucking talk.

Can't you open and talk? Yeah, okay. Oh, no, don't. This one you might want to.

That's why there's so many men here because I am a porn star. Yes. Easter is coming. Resurrection.

Coming and coming. And we're going to have a resurrection. Yeah. Next Saturday with the DTs, brothers and sisters,

and Catherine Imperio and Samantha Fairley of the Unlicensed Professionals. Yeah. And by the way, this is a Jesus jackhammer.

I know there's a lot of, yes, the Agua stuff to wrap up here. This is something you might like. I don't know if you can show that, but. I can show anything.

It's your birthday. I got a pink cabbie. Yeah. Oh, and we have a friend here named Cabbie, I think.

We do. He spells it different. It's like him except. Pink?

Different. I don't suck on him. Yeah, when I first saw this, I thought it was his. It's not his.

The cavicone. You know, we might see the cavicone a little later, you know, or maybe the messed up cone. I'm not sure.

But. Yeah. Oh, we're going to see that. Okay.

Bonoboville Communion is Revena. Okay. So you got a cavicone? I'm like kind of, I'm not really good at opening presents

in front of all these people. I'm kind of really embarrassed, but. Yeah. It's okay.

Well, here's something you got that matches your outfit. Yay. You're very own. That is like so awesome.

Thank you so much. It's Dayton size Agua for her private stash. All right. And.

Thank you. We also have. You can open the gifts. I'm like not a good gift opener in front of all these people.

We found this. Oops. Oh no. This is the Agua t-shirt that is gigantic.

So maybe you could make like a long dress out of it. I could make a long dress out of it. And also this is a free ones t-shirt. Oh, free ones.

Free ones. Free ones. They promoted me for how long? This is their panties.

So, you know, maybe what you should do is change out of those panties. And put I, that's a good idea. Before you assume the birthday suit costume. Okay.

Which is ultimately what you should be. This is so fun. Yep. Okay.

So you've got your panties. Free ones. Would you like me to do it now? Yeah.

Okay. Okay. So here she goes. Dayton Reigns is getting towards her birthday suit on her birthday by taking off these little

jean shorts that are more like panty shorts or something. Very tiny. Very. A jort, a G string short.

Yes. And handsome Hollywood Jake is panting for your panties. And here comes. Well, I mean we need to have a moment where we look at the birthday suit or the bottom

half of the birthday suit. Oh, look at that. She's got a runway. Yeah.

Dayton runway Reigns. All right. And then the panty may assume the position of hugging the birthday girls. Beautiful womb room.

Like so many of her guests would like to do right now. And might, who knows, get to do. Dayton is full of surprises. Okay.

And what is this? I don't know. Okay. I can help you open.

Yay baby wipes. My other favorite thing. Somebody gave you baby wipes. Thank you.

That's hilarious. Who did it? One of you people came on come. I got to know him.

I won't put you on film. Just be honest. Who contributed baby wipes? Okay.

It was Max. I know. I didn't do that. Oh, wow.

It was Captain Max. I had nothing to do with baby wipes. I hate babies. I know, but they like you.

But what about the wipes? And now what is this? Happy birthday. Oh, this is funny.

Trident splash, a thousand of them. What? Thank you. And cigarettes.

And there's probably more in there. Wow. This is like a symbol of Dayton, I think. Right?

I'm not even sure I totally get the joke. But yeah, this is your favorite thing. And this. And there's probably maybe more in there, I think.

Perhaps. There's probably booze. There's plenty of these things. Well, I don't know.

We've got plenty. Oh, yeah. Here we go. UV blue.

Very good. So there's might be pink in there. There's probably pink. Oh, and.

You did. You got me a thousand of those. Thank you, Anthony. I appreciate it.

That's really funny. Of course you get a book. I love my Bonobo way. But it's going to need to birthday spank you.

Am I going to get spanked? Well, it's your birthday. Oh. I should think so.

You get spanked every other show for some reason. So I guess. No, I'm compliant. Usually it's something naughty that you're.

I'm always naughty. I find a naughty thing that you need a spanking for. But tonight it is not necessary to find a naughty thing. Oh, I've been really naughty.

Assume the position. Okay. I'm going to. You know, the floor.

I love doggy, you know. You know, let's just show off these free ones here. Just, yeah, from. From there.

That's good. Ah, that's. And. That birthday girl.

Whack. Yeah. Whack. Whack.

Naughty naughty birthday girl, but I don't want to know how old you are. Oh, that's okay. They a fabulous fan of mine already posted it all over Twitter.

Thank you for that. What a compliment. Well, it probably is. Yeah.

Whatever that age is. It's only a number and you look marvelous. Darling, especially your birthday. But okay.

And so what else do you have here? You have a lot of stuff, but it's kind of snotty to open them in front of others. What's this?

This is something to match. I think that. What is that? Is that a dildo?

It's a thing. I think it's a dildo. But it's from Agua. Agua gave me a dildo?

I think so. Yeah. Well, you know, they provide us with Bonoboville communion. I know they do.

So this is like fabulous. They gave me a green dildo for my green birthday. Thank you, Agua. And you know what you kind of promised?

Oh, here's something else green. Oh my goodness. Oh my God. Wow.

Not a sponsor, but maybe they will be. Oh my God. Silver Patron, yum. That will not be on a show night.

That will be for fun times. Now, Dayton's personal bar is going to be much larger than the Bonoboville bar, I think. Already it is.

Just back here, I think. It's only because I'm a degenerate drone. Maybe we should have Jake work the bar back here. All right.

But that Patron will be used in really fabulous ways. Not with, not in a community environment. All right. So how you doing?

You're cleaning up. I'm good. I'm good. I think everything's wonderful.

I'm so fortunate to be here at the Dr. Susan Block Institute. Dr. Susan and Captain Max have taught me a lot of things with hard, very hard.

I cried about, I don't know, a million times. It's okay though. Are you complaining? No, it's great because guess what?

I learn a lot. Have you only done porn? Have we beat you? No.

It was hard. What's been hard? Learning how to work a computer. Learning how to work a computer.

You're very good at it. What? You're lying. Compared to the way you were two months ago.

I am not good at it. Even compared to two months ago. Yeah, yeah. Everyone here is really good at it.

I'm really good at what I do. You're good at getting other people to help you. I'm good at getting other people to do a lot of things. Which sometimes is how you get good at things.

You just have someone else do something. Well, you know, I make food and then I ask for help. Right. Well, you have plenty of booze to mix into your food now.

So, here we go. And speaking of food, you didn't make the food for your birthday, did you? No, I didn't.

Who do we have? We have Chef Bosco. We do have Chef. Haji Bosco.

Haji Bosco. We have Chef Haji Bosco. Chef Haji Bosco. Hold on.

Here's your clipboard. Oh, yeah, yeah. Let me get this name right. Because they did provide some goodies last week.

But now they're going to provide some really exciting stuff. What? Not yet. No, not yet.

But we're making our mouths water. Maybe we'll have a Bonoboville communion to work up our appetite. That would be fun. Chef Haji Bosco and Rasta Rebellion catering are going

to come forward in a few minutes. Not right now. No, no, no. Don't put that music on.

Matter of fact. I know you're hungry, switchboard people. Whatever you do back there. I mean, it's up to you, you know.

I am up to anything. You're up to anything? Pretty much besides anal sex and come in my face and hair. I'm good.

Well, it's your birthday. So whatever you want. Okay. No.

We won't do come in your face or your hair. Or anal sex. I thought porn stars like come in their face because that means they get their face on.

Yeah, we love it. It's so fun, but I'm not doing porn today. Okay. Just wondering.

We love it. It's so good. Yeah, let me swallow all your cum. Would you like to swallow some Bonoboville communion?

I would love to. Yeah. Should you have the first drink of the night? It's up to you.

I mean, I'm assuming you haven't had any pre-show, but that's still serious. I have not had any pre-show. Okay.

Well, now we have Agua Coco-Leaf Lecure and also your fellow birthday porn star. I know. Can I?

Ron Jeremy. I love Ron. Jeremy. Can I have Agua and Ron down my throat since it's my

birthday? I don't know. It's my birthday. I can party if I want to.

You can. I mean, you want to mix together? No, I don't think that. But who wants to be an altar?

Who wants to be an altar? Okay. There's Madame H. Madame H wants to be an altar.

From the Peanut Gallery. And she may come forward with her booze. I love you, sweetie. Happy birthday.

Yes. Oh, yay. And we're just going to do a little promo for this wonderful book that Madame H has something to do with

called A Drawing a Day. And, well, this guy keeps being in the news, huh? I mean, one way or another, you got the right guy on the cover of your book, Charlie Sheen.

I didn't know he'd be so controversial. No. Well, but yeah, he's on the cover. You're not endorsing him as a role model.

You're just, you know, he's just on your cover. That's all. I drew him. He looks good.

You drew him very well. Thank you. Absolutely. I mean, you're a surprise guest tonight.

So we don't... Where do we have our other things by her? There's some. There's some.

There's one there. They're everywhere. They're beautiful. Speakeasy in Bonoboville, and you can see her beautiful things.

And we can say it on the show, but we just can't read it. Your penis? Oh. I was going to say...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Helene. She's the artist. Yes.

Don't tweet that. I got it. And Max, who are you talking to? A doll?

I'm a little stoned and a big drunk. We can hear you, Max. Oh, he's talking to Justin. I thought he was talking to one of the puppies.

Probably at the stairs. He's in the stairs. The way he was talking, it sounded like he was talking to an animal. Are you going to come say hi?

Come over here. Can we... Yeah, sure. I mean, but it is the birthday girl's birthday.

Your favorite. Whoa. I love this man. And hello.

I happen to be wearing one of your little flickers here. Here. Can you show me your ass for a second? It is birthday spanking time.

Spank. This is a juxtapleather finger flogger in St. Patrick's Green. Here's the birthday girl. You should be getting spanked.

This is the star. She was going to do Bonobo communion. Yeah, she is. I was looking for one of your pieces of art because you did do a picture of me.

And you have a special picture that you haven't finished that of Dr. Susan and I from your last visit in that drawer. I might have work to do tonight. I didn't want to pull out your unfinished work.

That would be rude. I would do it. Oh, OK. I would be rude.

No, not right now. Let's do the number one first, but maybe during the break. OK, so yes. We are going to.

So am I going to lick off Helene's nipples? Yes, absolutely. Because she's so sexy. Oh, yeah.

Yes, yes, she's going to provide your altar. OK. Even though Dayton is the winner of Best Altar Girl, we have to say that Madam H has a fine altar here.

Oh, my gosh. Quite a fine altar. Big titties. I love natural big tits.

That's one of my favorite things, actually. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Most of the girls I'm with are all, you know, we're all.

Enhanced is the youthful. Paid for, I guess. Whatever. Paid for.

Well, I'm sure that Madam H's daddy had to pay for these in some fashion, had to pay for their education, their college education. They had to go through a, where is the, OK, this one is off here.

Yes, Arts Center College of Design. That's right. They were designed. And they're a designer.

They are designer, designer nipples. Absolutely. All right, so here, let's see. I'm going to get the salt.

And I guess we need the actual agua. Is that sugar or salt? This is normally my job. Well, you're doing it.

That's fine. OK. OK, so here's this. And here's this.

OK, so here we go. I'm just setting it up for myself. Because Hollywood Jake is busy. Birthday, agua, is he really?

Hollywood Jake is busy, too. He should be shirtless for my whole birthday show. Come on over here. Hollywood Jake.

Shirtless Hollywood Jake. Well, you can come in your shirt because it is green. And he can come in his shirt. Yeah, no, not on his shirt.

It would be better if he used a toilet. So the request was shirtless. We were requested by the birthday girl, actually, to have you shirtless while you pour that.

Pour. Yeah. Oh, and then hold on. There's one.

Look at this aggressive woman. Yeah, that's good. It's very bonobo. Bonobo females take.

What was that? Are you getting this? I think we are. I just want to make sure we're all working.

Hey, hope. Thanks, yeah. Hey, hope. We're going to get a bunch of mics in here.

All right, here we go. We've got to wet. Well, here's the problem. We have to open up the camera.

You're doing all the jobs. And the birthday girl is taking her first titty lick of the night. And we are going to now salt that titty with.

Yum, thank you, Helene. Communal salt. Wow, really? What are you going to do?

Nothing. You're really not a Guido, but you're asking me. Hey, hey. Don't talk off the microphone, children.

Yes, she is taking her Bonoboville communion titty lick. And now, OK, Jake has to lean back into her titties, though. But don't knock your star off. No, I won't.

OK, here she goes. I'll tilt it up. Tilt it up, OK. And back we go.

OK, can we just have all the titty salt while we're at it? Thank you. Happy birthday.

Yum, thank you. Dayton Ray. I'm the one normally doing that. The princess of Bonoboville communion takes hers.

Yay. Sorry if I'm hitting anyone in the face with my star. Well, just don't punch anyone in the face like Donald Trump might tell you to do if you were

one of his supporters. Right, I just said, don't do that. Why are you frowning? Are you fan of?

Do you mention of Donald Trump? Oh. You frown. It makes me giggle.

The sign that is, they had a big, big rally today in New York. It was really impressive, right? Did anybody see pictures of that or video of that rally? It reminded me of the old days when

we protested the Iraq war. And a lot of good that did us. But very theatrical, beautiful art posters and everything. And this one great poster of a gigantic Donald Trump

with tiny little hands. And it says, America needs bigger hands. Right, wow. All right.

So now, I guess we could have someone. We should do Bonoboville communion off of you. Sure. Anyone in the audience can do it off of me.

What? How about the host? And I want to do it off of you. Oh, well, you just had one, girl.

I know what I want, Ron. It's my birthday. Oh, right, right. You're going to do the Ron Jeremy off of me.

OK. Yeah, but I want to lick your pussy. Or in that vicinity. Well, then maybe I should have mine if you're going to do that.

Well, I'll have my communion off of wherever. Our altar just escaped. No, no, no. You're involved, Madam H. You're now involved.

Get back here. Get in the room. OK, but you know what? Uh, we could both do a communion.

Teamwork. Oh, I would love it. Of course. Sitting between us.

Between us, right? I like teamwork. Oh, and what if I don't know? Should we invite people later or later?

Later? Well, you know, I mean, you're invited. You're invited. Come forward.

Anyone who wants to do communion, come on up. Come on up. Take a seat, though, because you've got to get in line. This is not a test.

OK, she's getting in line. Here she is. Hello. Hey.

Oh, wow. Come on down. She's on a girl's night out and she looks sexy. Girls in Hollywood.

Jake, you know, that's what girls in Hollywood. Jake. Oh, hey, hey, why not? Hey.

Hey. Hey. Come on up. Talk on the microphone.

I have a turtleneck on. You can take it off. You can take it off. Take it off.

There is no need for turtlenecks. This close to. Jake. What's that?

Did you have some buttons there? OK, all right. I'll help you out. Thank you.

Jake is so accommodating. Jake is hot. Jake, she wants you to do all the communion off of her. And who blames her?

This is someone who looks very, very hot tonight. Very hot tonight. And so hot, I don't remember who it is. I think it's Jessica.

Jessica. Come on up. A surprise. Woo-hoo.

Wow. Yahoo. Yeah. Hi there, Jessica Shores.

And amen and amen. Jay Show. This is Jay. I got it right this time.

Jay Show. But now she looks all toned, right? I just want her ass. I'm right that I almost didn't recognize you.

Yes, I lost weight. You lost weight. And you've been at the gym. Yeah, I got toned.

And so I look a little different, I'd say. You sure do. But I mean, you always look sexy, but you know, it's a little less of you and more sexy,

I guess, in a way. Thank you. Yeah, hot, hot, hot. Wow.

Welcome to Dayton's birthday. Oh, yes. We're excited. Happy birthday.

Yeah. Our chef wants to come on. Our chef, OK. We have a lot of coming come on today.

Chef Haji Bosco come to the Woon Woon. All right. Here he is. Here he is.

Have a big hand. Everybody needs applause. He made everything himself. None of that little hands, only big hands.

Big hands. I guess I can't clap. Dr. Susan, I can't clap. We don't have big hands.

What? What? Like Captain Max. Hey, Haji.

Chef. Good to meet you. Thank you for we don't know. Oh, you should see what they've done outside.

There, yeah. Well, Haji. What have we in store for us tonight? Well, I got a little mix of, you know,

just some comfort food. Yeah. A little chicken, stuffed chicken. Whoa.

My Haji roulette. Do we want to bring some of it out so we can see some of it here? Oh, yeah.

Let's bring a little sample plate. Bring a little sample plate out. Thank you so much, Chef Haji. I hope you're.

I think somebody already rated that plate. Thank you. You're so beautiful and smiley and fun. And thank you.

I bet you put that in. I know I've had your edibles. Yes. From HB edibles.

And we all have. Edibles. Whoa, did that knock us off our socks? And we didn't think it would be.

Oh, wow. Birthday girl, come on. Come on. Right up here.

Right up here. Well, that might be perfect. For pictures. Come on.

Yeah. There it is. Well, it's a sparkler. It's better than a cake.

Look at this. It's beautiful. Does this mean we get to eat sushi off a jay? Why not?

Or off a date? Before we take it apart, do we have another? You want to give me that? Do we have another sparkler?

Get one more. Do we have another one? Oh my god. Thank you so much.

Someone made me my favorite food, which is crème brûlée with tarts, like tart, fresh berries. Yum. Thank you so much.

Yum. Very awesome. That looks beautiful. And a lovely salad.

Speaking of green, this is very green. And there's balls. Balls? There's balls.

Heavenly balls. Kind of tiny balls. Salt cod fritters. Yum.

So tell us more about everything. OK, so what we have here is starting with the balls. Starting with the balls. Starting with the balls.

What we have is a salt cod fritters with the aioli dressing. Oh, aioli. That's like garlic mayonnaise, except better than mayonnaise. So good.

Oh, yum. We have some sauteed potatoes with mixed herbs. With the sweet peppers. Yeah.

This is food porn. This is the haji roulette right here with the stuffed goat cheese and mixed herb. Haji roulette?

Yes. What do you mean? It could kill you if you eat the wrong one? It's actually just wonderful.

It's stuffed with a lot of cheese. Yum. And also, I like to have a little seafood as well. So we have some sushi with avocado and crab.

And we also have a tempura with asparagus. Oh, asparagus. Well, that'll make your pee smell. I know.

But it's green. It's green. Who likes that? Well, some people, there's a fetish for everything in the world.

There is. Yeah, no judgment. And also, as a little yes, right here, it is a crostini with the goat cheese as well with herbs,

but with a top with fig. Oh, yum. Look, Dr. Sun had to get up for that. I had to get up for that.

And then this is a lovely salad. And this is a mixed green salad. Yeah, I just wanted to keep it basic. But the vinaigrette is what kicks it off

with a mustard vinaigrette. But a Dijon with a touch of poppy seed. Nice. Very, very nice.

Some chocolate. OK, food. So let's let. I don't know.

I'm like, let's hear it for the food. Yes, woo. And where do we get this food? All right.

You can get it from Hajibasco, Chef Hajibasco at Facebook, or you can call me at area code 714-202-6383. You should be posing with the food here before people eat it. I didn't know what to do.

I wasn't trying to steal his thunder. You need to let Dayton sit in your lap or something. Oh, I can sit in your lap. I'm like a dog.

That's such an honor. Right, here we go. Here, pose with the food now. Here she goes.

I love this. The birthday girl. I think the ball should be brought here. OK.

Here's my dick and ball. Oh, yeah. I think it should be the other way, but it's kind of still funny. It's beautiful.

Yep. OK, so the birthday girl has not done her Bonoboville communion yet. Or no, she has, but she hasn't presented her boobs.

I'm doing my second one now. Oh, right. Who am I going to? I'm licking off of you.

But can I be in this? I'd like it. Oh, you can do whatever you want. I think we're going to do a simultaneous Bonoboville

communion in which you lick yours off of me and get your run down your throat. Hi, Ron. Happy birthday, my fellow Pisces.

Lick mine off of, well, you're not presenting yours, because you never do. No, but I'd like to lick it off. Am I getting gang banged?

She's hungry, but she's not willing to sacrifice her nipples. So I'm going to lick mine off of you. Why ask? And so, yeah, here we go.

So handsome Hollywood Jake, would you please pour me an agua and also Dayton, Iran, to Jeremy Rum. And I should put Chef Haji's food just for viewing,

for viewing for a moment. Don't eat it. It's made of wax. This is the viewing one.

This is pretend. He can hold it while we do the communion. So it's perfect. Would you like to be a part of communion?

Oh, my goodness. I am sweating. I know. It's OK.

You can sweat. Take your shirt off. That's what we asked the guys to do, basically. We're going to have a napkin.

I'm napkin, please. And now I got it. I got it. I got it.

OK, so we've got. Well, dab it. And yeah. Dab, dab, do you?

Agua, OK. So Miss Dayton. Yes. Where are you going to be for your pussy pie?

Oh, I'm doing off yours? Right now, right? Well, you just asked three times. OK, whatever you want.

It's such a girl. Oh, I'm doing it off yours? Well, that's the whole thing, you know? It's supposed to be a snack like that.

Hey, I've been programmed that way. I got. Oh, I don't even. I can lick through those see-through panties.

You don't even have to take your panties down because they're mesh and beautiful. I can just lick through them. And they have shamrocks on beautiful flowers.

They're gorgeous. They're like they're like a doily. Well, you're right. So.

Yeah, that's very Irish. It reminds me of the Irish grandma. I will have had once I have my Bonoboville communion, which I am having now.

What's an Irish prayer? Wrong girl. OK, girls are Todd and I, Lajina, Melchon, Beret. Drink their whiskey, ladies.

Shamrock, man, women. Jesus. I got to go to see Father Franco. I don't know.

They say something like that. Yum. Oh, OK. And now.

Do you want me to? You don't want me to pour it down your throat. Do you? No.

Not with a tone like that, young lady. Haven't you been spanked? Since I was born. I see.

You're up and spanking. Sicilian Catholic home. So before you get to take your communion with Rhonda Jeremy Rum off of my womb room, I think

we need to have a striptease because you are the birthday girl and you are supposed to be in your birthday suit. And it's more than halfway through the show.

I'm going to be in my birthday suit. And by the way, I do want to give a shout out to the late great Betty Page because it is March if you're tuned in live.

And it is Women's History Month, a.k.a. Women's History Month, a.k.a. Is that her birthday today? No, no.

It's just that I'm doing a different great woman each Saturday night. I mean, last week, we did Victoria Woodhall. The week before that, we did what did we do?

The one who invented that sound thing. The actress you're talking about. Yes, the actress. OK, so now we.

Eddie Lamar. Yeah, there you go. Thank you, Max. Max knows his ancient.

So this week, we are doing a tribute to Betty Page, partly because she is a foremother to Dayton Reigns and to all the ladies who love to show off and inspire erotic, positive, pro-sex, beautiful feelings

and who created a lot of her own costumes, who was the queen of fetish, the queen of pin-up and also did a lot of nude modeling. Yes, she did with, no, I forget her name.

Yeah, well, that's her with a little clothing on. That's an Olivia. That's an Olivia drawing there. That's based on Betty Page.

But Betty loved the beach. She loved to be naked. She loved to be in her birthday suit. And we here on the Doctor Susan Block Show

did the first live interview with Betty Page. I mean, pretty much in 40 years. And the longest that she'd ever done. It was a beautiful, long interview about her life,

her work, sex, fetish, God, she got religious after a while. You know, just a great, great talk which you can tune into, you can see and you can hear on DoctorSusanBlock.tv as well as Clip O'Rama.

So, you know, we love you, Betty Page. Thank you for inspiring us, the erotic women of the world. And of course, the men as well. And everybody in between, you know.

Yeah, yeah. Yay! And especially thank you for inspiring Max because Captain Max wouldn't be the man he is

if it wasn't for all those jerk-off sessions looking at Betty Page. All right, so now, here she goes, date me to the spirit of Betty Page doing a strip tee.

Okay, my strip tees. Well, let me stand up and pull my panties down around my ankles, I guess. And she's wearing her free ones.

My free ones panties. Thank you, free ones, for all the fabulous porn you put out of me. You've made me actually have 9,578,000 followers.

Not 10 million yet, but when I hit there, we'll have a party for you. That's right. Here she goes, miss, date and reigns, birthday girl.

How slow do I have to do it, or can I just take them off? Just take them off, just, you know. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, there we go. Here we go.

Whoa, don't trip, though. Bon voyage. I have a lot of stuff on my head. Between my tits and my head piece,

I think I'm about to fall over. Oh. No, we have to have complete birthday suit, except for the star.

So we're gonna have to take that off, and yeah. Okay, so let's face this off. And here she is, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners.

I'm in my birthday suit. Our birthday girl and her birthday suit, Dayton Reigns, who also happens to be a therapist with the Dr. Susan Bloch Institute,

and you can talk to her, or webcam with her, anytime except now. Okay. Yeah, not now.

All right. Okay. So that was very good. Thank you.

So now, I'm gonna lick your pussy. Right off. Oh geez, what a suspense. You're gonna do what now?

Do you wanna be in, you can come. It's like the birthday vagina lick. It's the birthday vagina lick. This is bonobos of the union.

It's fabulous. Come on. I get it. Don't you worry, he'll be very turned on by it tonight.

Ooh, birthday girl tongue is so good. Okay, and so salt, I have to do salt. I guess I can't sprinkle it on my pussy because I just rubbed it.

It's the outside, I put the salt on the outside. Thank you, Max. I know you're concerned about my... No, you take the salt.

I was concerned with my evening. My early morning. That's right, keep going. Encounter.

I'm taking advantage of the birthday girl. All right. And now, here we go. Run down your throat, girl.

She looks like such a nimp, doesn't she? She is a nimp. What a nimp. Yes, a nimp.

Whoops, a little bit of spillage. Whoa, sorry. Oh, shit, I am so sorry. Oh, so beautiful.

And I'm, oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's waterboarding. That is waterboarding.

It's alcohol. Ooh. Sorry. I'm sorry because I am the culprit.

And so now I will take my punishment. I'm not sure what it is. Yeah, I know, we have to do it again. Birthday girl.

I'm sorry, I poured. It's like coming in your face, I know. It was Ron to Jeremy who actually came in her face. I think we can blame him.

I'm sorry. So now, I think, are we going to leave everyone worried about you? Why don't we do that? Leave everyone in suspense while we take a break.

Will Dayton be okay? Or will she? I think we're going to take a break because Dayton got drunk. I'm sorry.

Okay, we're going to fix you up. It was funny. It's fine. No, it wasn't.

Now you know what it's like. I'm fine. When you water poured, you're going to be sad. It's fine.

You just have to close your eye and calm down for a moment. But don't pour it in my, you're not a good pour, Dr. Slommie. You're good at, hey, guess what? I'm not good at computers.

You're not good at that. How about I pour my own drink? I can't, I let you get on the computer again. Okay.

There you go. Yeah, there she goes. Yay. No offense.

Oh, that's okay. It's your birthday. You can insult me. Oh, I love you, Dayton Reigns.

And happy birthday. Don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back after Dayton touches up here. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block, and I've just written a new book

called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions, including face to face.

But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war, really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other.

They practice what I call peace through pleasure. With the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special, partly because they just are

and partly because they're very, very close to us, almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to being human, even being humane, bonobos can teach us so much, which brings me to us

and more specifically to you. Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free? Would you like to tap into the hot, natural sex energy within you, that you would, so you can better enjoy

the pleasures in life and cope with the pain, you know, the pain and have more orgasmic, organic, sustainable sex. Who doesn't want that? Greater lust, greater trust and better anger management.

And who couldn't use a little bit of that these days? So get the book, learn the bonobo way. You'll be glad you did. Then you'll wanna join Bonoboville,

a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends. And one last thing, the real bonobos are highly endangered. So a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups working to save the wild bonobos from extinction,

read the bonobo way and learn why this could be the most important, eco-sexual movement of our times and improve your love life. Ladies and sisters, we are going to have a Sybian ride

for Mass Evasion Month. So you've never been on a Sybian before? No, I've never been on one before. Okay.

Now you are ready to ascend the throne. Mr. Tracy, you are going to ride God's machine now. Put one leg right here, put the other right here and just position yourself comfortably.

Put your clip right here. Okay, so here she goes. Uh-oh. It's mounting the Sybian.

Have you ever ridden a Sybian, by the way? Oh, I have, many a times. My favorite horse to ride. The.

Oh my God. It's fun. Have Sybian yoga and experience it to the fullest. Oh.

Whoa. Go for the G-spot, go for the clip, go for whatever works. Someone in comfort.

If I go, ride it to Sybian. Holy shit. That does the job. Yeah, it's doing it.

Sybian strikes again. Yes, I do say that when it feels good. Live on DrSuzi.tv, from the womb room in Bonoboville.

Ride on cowboy. Crazy. Oh my God. Take a G-spot, G-spot.

Oh, relax. Oh, fuck. Breathe forward. Breathe forward.

We never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian celebrate and masturbation month. Yes. I'll do you.

I'll do you. You'll do you. Matine, sonne les matines, ding-dong, don't. Brassesse.

Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Brassesse.

A sister of a winner. Look at that face. That is a beautiful thing. Thank you, Dr. Susan Block, your wonderful human being.

Your wonderful human being, Dr. Susan Block. Hello. Thank you. Hi, man.

Hi, man. Dr. Susan Block. I think we have orgasm, Houston, and let's have a hand. We have lift-off.

We have lift-off. Dang it, girl. Oh, man. Oh, man.

Ava Ejectionary. We, we, we, we. Oh, man. OK, we're going to come.

We're going to come. Bye, sister Penny. Testify. I'm not masturbating.

That you masturbate. There you go. And you are not ashamed. How was it?

What's your report? My vagina's so tingly right now. It feels like pop rock. I'm just going to take this home.

I'm going to take it. That thing is bigger than your little body. That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen. Can I leave now?

Like, I'm ready. I'm, come on. I still think I could just leave the husband. Where's the husband?

You got the simian. You don't need the husband. Oh, my god. Don't let her fall over.

Oh. Whoa. Whoa. Hey, darling girl.

I love you. I love you. That's my girl. You're listening to Radio Suzy 1 on the World Wide Web.

Man, I am so excited. Celebrate date, brain's birthday. Woo-hoo. And unfortunately, I am not as good at administering

Bonoboville Communion elixirs as she is. So I spilled some Ron Spooge in her eye. And she's fixing it up. So in the meantime, I want to talk to Jay Show, who is here tonight.

She's showed. And she's going to show. Again, Jay Show is. And we're so excited because Jay Show is a great musician.

And our 24th wedding anniversary is going to be April 9. You got the date. Wait, is this on? Okay, here we go.

Let's turn this on. April 9. April 9. And Jay Show is going to perform the Miley song.

Do the Miley Cyrus. I love that song. Live. Didn't I tell you?

See, I do so much for my husband, don't I? Max? I know you like Miley. I couldn't get Miley herself.

So Jay Show is going to do the Miley Cyrus song. Oh, that's fine. And she's going to do it live. We're just talking about it.

We're so excited because we played the video, like, umpteen times because we love the video. And our friend Amanda Blow. Oh, yes.

And our other friend Ron Jeremy. Ron Jeremy. I'm about to call him Ron Diger. Ron Diger.

Like, it's Ron. Yeah. Ron. Ron, run for president already, will you?

Really. That would be great. You know? Ron would be a great president.

I think so. He's already mayor of Bonoboville. So it's like a step up to, you know, run for president. And I think that we could get Billy to support him.

Yeah. I bet Billy's already a fan. I like that. You know, I mean, once Hillary, of course, gets a term,

you know, Hillary has to get a term, you know, for Bill and his girlfriend to have some fun in the White House. Okay. But in any case, and you did a song about Monica as well.

Yes, I did Monica Lewinsky. Oh, yeah. She is a multi-talented girl, this Jay show here. And yet she can't tell what day it is, but that's a private joke.

But anyway, she is going to be here for the 24th wedding anniversary, which is April 9th. And the theme is musical instruments. Yeah.

So some of us are going to play our musical instruments. You know, the pussy is an instrument. Is it not? You bet.

You bet. Actually, could we play that? And then there's the skin flute. Yeah.

Skin flute. Oh, no. Here's a skin flute, baby. Oh.

Yeah. Okay, guys. Don't be intimidated or anything, but that's hot. Well, you're hot.

You are. Congratulations. Oh, I'm so excited. And Dayton is going to be here.

She is the birthday girl. And, you know, sometimes I'm like, Dayton, hurry up. Where the hell are you? But this time I know she's cleaning the Rhonda Jeremy

rum out of her eye that I poured into it. So she has as much time as she wants. So I want to get one of our performers, actually a couple of our performers on here now,

Roberto Bonobo. Woo! Come, come, come over here. Come over here.

Sit here. Sit right on, Bill. No, no. Don't sit on that.

Here, here, here. Hold the ball. Okay. So Roberto, where's the microphone?

Can you grab that, please? Bend. Yep. Take it.

Roberto Bonobo. I'm so excited to be here. A.K.A. messed up. Yeah.

Now, when he first said that, I thought he said messed up, actually. Oh, that's terrible. Oh, God, that's the worst rap name ever,

messed up. Actually, it's kind of good. But the point is it isn't that. It's the dollar signs.

What is the meaning of that? Well, you know, I've made a lot of mistakes in my life and I think it's the mistakes that I've made that have put me where I'm at right now.

Where are you at? I'm in a great place. You're in Bonobo, Bill. You're better than this.

Yay. You are our beloved video editor, so any glitches can be blamed on this guy. And he's also.

What's the blame on me? A Bonobo. And, you know, we bonded over our mutual love of sex at dawn.

Oh, yeah. Gotta give a shout out to. Shout out to Dr. Christopher Ryan. Dr. Chris.

Woohoo. We love you. Come back to Bonobo, Bill. And now you are going to perform for us

in honor of Dayton, the goddess's birthday. Absolutely. I think it's in honor of messed up music. Really?

Not about me. I want to give back to everybody. No, no, no. It's on honor of your birthday

because it is about you. It's all about Dayton Reigns tonight. Absolutely. Absolutely.

It's all about you. You got your roses right there. I was going to give these out to everybody. Excuse me.

Yeah, that's good. That's what a queen should do. Yeah. Okay, what?

Could we actually play the DVD? I'm going to have your guy, Roberto, perform here. Hang on.

Oh, he's going to perform. Yeah, yeah. You're going to have some music, right? Yeah, we're going to play her.

I love that piece. Yeah. That's you. Yeah.

He likes the girls. I saw your video. It's a great video. Oh, thank you so much.

I was introducing Roberto here. Roberto. Oh, Roberto's performing. He's performing specifically for Dayton's birthday.

Oh. Okay. And his name is messed up and the S's are dollar signs.

Okay, because we're kind of messed up in the dollar sign department. My opinion, I don't know why he calls himself this exactly because his answer was a little vague,

but it's because we spend what? Like 97% of our budget on the military. That's messed up. That's messed up.

That is messed up. Exactly. He can just go to a gun show and buy a gun. Ask my father.

He've read the blog, right? Interesting response statement. I'm just saying. Right.

Just saying. I'm going to try to parse that later. But anyway, we're going to have a performance from Roberto.

Did you want to introduce it anyway? Yeah. Can I get a piece through pleasure? Peace through pleasure.

And a bonobos forever. And bonobos forever. Okay. Now we live in a PC society,

so I'm going to need some permission before I go ahead and do what I'm about to do. Being messed up. When I say messed up,

I need y'all to say get messy mess. When you say get messy mess, that means I'm allowed to do my thing. But if you don't say that,

I'm not sure if I'm allowed to. So I'm going to ask. I'm asking for permission. Okay.

Get messy mess. All right. No problem. Messed up.

Get messy mess. Yeah. All right. Yo, play that track.

Yeah. Turn it up a little bit. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Uh. We're ready. A little bit more.

Turn that up a little bit more. Yeah. Yeah. A little bit more.

A little bit more. Yeah. Let's get loud in here. Yeah.

How are you? Uh. Pass me another new castle. That's the key to the kingdom.

I get you in with no hassle. You came to the club looking for love, my daughter. But this is a devil's playhouse.

I don't see my father. They call me drunk. Jesus. Pass me another new castle.

That's the key to the kingdom. I get you in with no hassle. You came to the club looking for love, my daughter.

But this is a devil's playhouse. I don't see my father. I'm drunk. Jesus.

In the club. Listen to Jesus. Put your arms around me and let me smell your peaches. And the garden of Eden.

I'm barely breathing. And all these heathens. I see demons. People screaming.

All right. They just screaming. Let me say a prayer for that pussy. Cause I'm seeing a vision that pussy beating.

The shower's steaming. And you're screaming. And I'm the culprit. What's the meaning?

Now you're asking for more. Oh Lord, it's like punishment. It's a pleasure. Cause as long as you're feeling, you're feeling better.

Don't worry, baby. I'll wear that scarlet letter. It's not the M or the E. It's the double, double signs.

Cause money's the root of all. Now you see your lust. It's just fine with me. Drunk Jesus.

Don't budge. Don't shiver. Don't budge. Don't push.

Don't shove. My love. My love. The night is dark.

And all these hearts are cold, my dear. Now let it cool me to show you how to. Now let me say it in your ear. They call me drunk Jesus.

Pass me another newcastle. That's the key to the kingdom. I'll get you in with no hassle. You came to the club.

Look for love, my daughter. But this is a devil's playhouse. I don't see my father. They call me drunk Jesus.

Pass me another newcastle. That's the key to the kingdom. I'll get you in with no hassle. You came to the club.

Look for love, my daughter. But this is a devil's playhouse. I don't see my father. I mix the girl with the necessary.

By any means is unnecessary because the message is primary. The means are secondary Do I scare you because I speak of virtues and ancient wisdom? Pass me another new castle. See that's the keys to the kingdom. Do you appreciate alcohol as it used to be spirits? Have your experiment with masculine. They don't need to fear it. Please believe you're safe with me

You know what I'm saying when you come over here. I'll take you to a whole other land Now where are we going to do as we're going to transform to a land where the pretend blames with imagination And sex and magic manifests with creation I want you to focus on the fears that you kept from your peers as you feel me and to you

Suddenly everything becomes clear now I'll tell you right here what you need to do tell it is look me in the eyes and know that there It's nothing but lies but tonight they call me drunk Jesus My father they call me drunk Jesus

That's the key to the kingdom. I get you in with no hands You came to the club look for love my daughter, but this is a devil playhouse. I don't see my father I look over to the right. I'm cold and confused. Are you my lover or just another muse? I know what we share was special, but was it timeless?

Because I got like to get back to and so do you my harness Oh, yeah, we experience real well, that's completely up to you right now. I got hangover and I need to go pick up Some food that hold drunk Jesus thing. What can I say? I'm a complicated man with an old son Would say

But it wasn't fictitious to me a better words history. Yeah, what happened last night's I'm like that So it's a mystery absolutely my advice to you is this what you want and leave the rest Yeah, you got quick and covered up her breasts. I thought I'd shower in the water Reminded me of the sex it's moments like this

I wish I never tried to be the best because you like this don't happen when you just try to conform Open up another new cast to weather the storm. Yeah They call me drunk Jesus Jesus

I don't see my father. They call me drunk Jesus passed me another new castle. Yes I get you in with no Let's get one more Peace brother

Aka messed up a k a Roberto Bonobo, and then there's the other guy Ken para. We don't want to Who well, no we do actually That was fantastic. That was fantastic

Right, can we have some serious applause, please like we're in a art gallery or something? Yeah Very nice. Very well done Not just fun, but deep deep profound for your birthday. I know it's very nice Jesus and Drunk Jesus, you know, and you know what? Can you take a microphone? Can we talk a second about Jesus here?

Okay. Yeah, right there. Oh, let's talk about Jesus. Yeah Jesus was drunk Jesus is saved. He was somewhere because he turned the water into wine and not just for the guests for himself Yeah, absolutely, you know Jesus was walking around with a good buzz all the time

He knew that you only got now. That's all that really matters. Yeah However, you have celebrated now You got to find a way to do that and if you inebriated and that's what it takes you to find your higher self It's on your better self. It's why they call it. Oh, spirit. It's why they call it spirit spirit spirit

spirit spirit There's a lot of sexual activity. Would you like to do communion? Yeah Yeah, you know that guy who is that other rapper Danny who did something Danny Brown kind of communion

Yeah, Danny Brown. He actually is gonna come here one day The doctor Susan block show excuse me shout out to Danny Brown shout out Danny Brown Who was rapping at a concert and a lady came up and started sucking his cock Wow And he kept it going he did not know he kept it going he kept it going people criticized her

I that's not nice Honestly honestly He's not an asshole you know, but I'm just saying it was okay And he kept it going he kept the rap going. He's like Superman. And so now

But that was a great rap can we have some more applause Roberto Bonobo a Really messed up, but you're funny. I'm making you remember it, right? Yeah, so anyway, so Dayton is the birthday girl

And she would like to take communion. I think I'm Jessica shores hello beautiful wait wait. What are you drafting someone suddenly you said you wanted to take? Communion I thought they might want to take communion first So I'm not just like doing everything to everybody. All right

She's a very giving birth that's all Would you like to take some communion right now perhaps from the birthday or perhaps from the performer Roberto? Yeah, I would love to you know like you're so sweet. Thank you so much. I'd love to thank you guys Jessica all right, so where are you gonna take me in your phone?

Should I do it from the birthday girl? Yeah, sure. Yeah, okay, let's do that All right, all right, how do we do this? Okay? I will get the salt if it is provided and This is yes, it's in keeping with drunk Jesus

Actually the whole the whole theme of bonoboville communion actually I mean you came up with your drunk Jesus thing I'm sure before you came here, but bonoboville communion is totally in the spirit. So to speak of drunk Jesus Okay, so yes lick the altar first I

Yes, lick her lick her This is the birthday girl. This is the goddess Venus Okay, and here we go here's some salt now lick the salt. Oh

Oh, I forgot Jake Help yeah, where'd Jake go? I need some help. Oh, I can pour it Hold on. What do you want? What would you like to drink? You're the birthday girl. I'm gonna do it. Oh, Dr. Susie, I'm gonna lick your pussy again. Okay

Go ahead lick it Don't lick it there. Look at here That's it, okay I appreciate a woman knows what you know, but I I know my limits and I'm not gonna pour this down your throat

Yeah, don't my eyeballs already. I don't okay. Okay. Here you go. It looks okay I'll pour it down your throat. You can lay your head on my breast. I'm really good. I won't get in your eye Lay your head on her breath This is the birthday breasts of bonoboville a

Little beer. I hear the captain asking for beer and it is St. Patrick's Day Yes, we've got your pot a gold right here Okay, that's so beautiful very well done I have to say Dayton Rains

Deserves her award of best altar girl because not only does it involve presenting your boobs? It also involves pouring the liquor down the throat of the victim. I mean the Disappointment I was sitting on Jesus's dick just now. Oh

I can say it I can say it can I say it you can say it testify sister Susan dr. Susan Okay Okay, anyway. All right, if I was a victim right now that was awesome. I'd like to make a mind Thank You Jessica Shores who is going to be one of our guests of honor

The 24th anniversary coming up April 9th. We've also got you a goddess Faye black coming up one April 2nd, and we've got Catherine Imperial and Samantha Fairley of unlicensed professionals, and you know their anal art they make art with their anuses

It's just with their butthole. It's not like it's fart or the Catherine sometimes calls it fart, but it's not far It's they just put a you know Instrument up their butthole and draw a picture. Anyway, they're coming up next week. So you know you got to be here All right, so bonoboville communion with oh now

Okay, who's gonna pour it down my throat? No one's pouring. Oh, okay. Okay. I okay. I'll do it. Okay really gentle. All right, okay I think I'm gonna Met oh your nipple showing is so cute. It is She's under contract to this. I and oh are you with this? Oh, yeah

But sit down I'm so sorry about your ass Yeah, like stay away from me. I've already been drinking. That's why I didn't enjoy the we are celebrating Dayton Reigns birthday So who want okay, um, what am I supposed to do? What can I lick it off your cock? Oh Okay, so we'll give drunk Jesus a dick lick

Drunk Jesus a dick lick. I'm gonna live the dildo just in preparation. Okay, Danny Brown shout out to Danny Brown There's a rap kind of tradition in a way Somehow you know do bonoboville communion after you do a rap Okay, so you need to stand here you look great by the way. Thank you you too. Yeah, no, but I mean really oh really?

Yeah, yeah, really you look really good She looks better now and the way she holds my book makes me love her Okay, okay, so um, I'm I'm gonna boss you And I really don't want to know you don't have to boss him, but you should just be you know

Take care of business. You don't have to boss. I have to take my crown off. Thank you What do we got here? We got fun fun fun and bonoboville We got some bonoboville fun brothers and sisters. This is a very special moment and

We're enjoying ourselves. What's the matter? Okay? We got a problem. No problem I just was wondering if I could maybe take a shot first. Would that be okay? Okay? Only if I get to pour it down your throat and all over your face. No, okay, not my I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding Okay, go go go kids

Go kids go go go. I got you know, you like my nipple and then We have to lick first Yes, Roberto, whoa, he's he's taking advantage of his Licking time. Here we go. How is that? It's raining. I mean, it's snowing

People will think that's cocaine, but it's only pretty tasty It's hailing he's so funny. Oh hailing. Yeah, hailing with salt Can we say he's a therapist? We can say he's a therapist. I think here's okay I'm gonna pour this on your throat

Here we go. He's doing good. He's doing good. He is It's underpants. I don't know. I like that. This is so hot. I'll hold the microphone Here he goes Roberto Bonobo. Hey, you know Chris did this last week for his anniversary Right. So Roberto is now I like the way the pants are around his ankles. Yeah, particularly

You know Yeah, yeah, he put more weight on me than a seven-pound giant do it do it Do it do it and Down we go

See, that's how you do it. You put your hand over their eyes and that way you don't spill any in their eyes I see her technique now. You put your hand over their eyes And the nose right No, no, no use that like a like a sort of sieve thing not a sieve, but the other thing

Funnel like a funnel. Yeah, you're right. That's good. Very good. You write lyrics, don't you? Yes Here we go. All right, let's hear it for Roberto Bonobo. I'm the birthday girl Dayton Reigns That was crazy. Thank you. Okay. Thank you very much So I don't know if I should ask but I'm gonna are you gonna do it the other way? Oh

Roberto did you want me to take him in off your cock? Since you're drunk Jesus Such a big deal about it, just you know, go ahead He said yes

It's like she's like one of those chicks that says you want it, don't you? Tell me you want it now. Yeah, give it to tell me how Okay teasing you fucking you know told me how bad I wasn't giving Bonobo But anyway

So sexy whoa, yeah, you got a hot ass there Kissing cousins kissing cousins really I like that. Maybe we're related Maybe I'll do it off Jessica somewhere. Oh You could but I just can't show my nipple. That's fine. How about I do it off that sexy tattoo?

What are you rejecting? Okay, whatever. Okay, okay, then then then then what we're gonna do is we're gonna have iCore perform Ecore. Oh, yeah, we're not gonna play games Okay, all right You know

We'll do it. What are we doing finally? Okay, he's got he said yes. Yeah, he said yes. He said yes. It's like winning the lottery. Oh my god He said yes a long time ago. Go ahead Birthday girl, she's so beautiful. She's so fabulous. This is Dayton Reigns birthday girl in her birthday suit live on Dr.

Susan Block TV Bonoboville Whoa, we're in Bonoboville and honestly, uh, this is her Her situation

She is giving Bonoboville communion to No, really her rapper. He gave her the gift of music clever. He performed for her. This is Roberto Bonobo Yeah, this is kind of exciting right here. Very exciting drunk Jesus all new and he's

Who's I'm gonna put the salt on all right Jesus Here here not too much because it's a genital Okay, a little bit of salt Yes, like an animal. Look at that ass and hit like if animals did communion

This is the way they would do it, you know and we are animals. Are we not we are animals We humans we are just human animals and you know We can do communion just like any animal Like tasting each other

By enjoying each other. Did you want to run to Jeremy or a? Agua You know what's going is anything going on? Okay, but I'm not gonna pour it down your throat Because I have a little used a miss pouring

I know but a lot of times between lovers there is an accusations Yes, oh, I just wanted to know if you could hear me I can I thought I'd been banned from the air. No, no, no No, oh, but where did I lost a garter? Oh, here it is So the party is really underway brothers and sisters. We're Irish for a day and

It is today Yeah, we're Russians tomorrow, right or maybe Chinese, you know, or maybe we're gonna be you know part of Al-Qaeda's organization

Caliphate, right, you know, you never know you're gonna be with we could be under a president Trump No, no, no, you hear that a little louder Thank you brothers and sisters, let us not take our freedoms for granted No, we are free freer than we used to be are we not I am yes

We are we need to be yes. We are here in America Maybe way back when in Africa we were kind of freer when we were hunter-gatherers But right here in America we women we people of color We sex maniacs we are freer than we've ever been and we are not gonna let him take that away

That's right, yeah, I have a microphone, but that's you Yeah, that's right He's very clever. He even almost stole the heart of a birthday girl. You liked him for a minute. Oh Jesus Christ There it is. I don't have earphones. That's why I can't hear I'm deaf

Okay, so we have a lot more performer for you tonight his name is ecor the wolf And he is going to perform We are one. I Don't know what I don't want. Yeah, what I think that one's nice

I think it supports green you're wearing green. I don't know it's her green birthday She gets whatever she wants. Not really. That's not he doesn't feel like getting down and going up. Yeah, I don't want to do that today Any other day, I'll do whatever you guys She's a rapper too. Oh

Yeah, well Hello, I just want to say thank you Yes, Dr. So for everything and all my fellow bonobos. Oh, I have to shout out the Yale basketball team You, excuse me. They're really sexy and I usually don't realize how sexy Yale boys can be

But these boys have won they won against some Texas team named Baylor and they almost won Can I have a little quiet back here We're closing No, we love Dayton Rains, yeah, that's how they

Go ahead How does that happen by my clip aroma, all right, so Dr. Suzy we're over time I know but we're gonna have one performance by ecore and then we're gonna be done Okay. No, yeah, and then wait a minute before we're totally done

We're gonna do the mighty Cyrus After you close and everything. Okay, then we're gonna play that tape. Yeah, she's great. I love that So we're warning you Abe Get it queued up. All right, so

Ecore Down you'll drink. That's what we do Happy life day to you miss Dayton Rains life. That's what many more calendars to come enjoy this day at night. Yeah, give it up for y'all Max back. Give it up for Bonoboville. Give it up for dr. Block

Can everybody say hey Hey, we go everybody say happy birthday day Everybody say bonobo, bonobo, bonobo No, no, let me ask you a question. What song you want me to do this song or you want me to do we are one, which one you want?

Okay, hey, they don't want to turn it up on this one. So we're gonna do the Check number one there And then give me some volume because let me tell y'all something right about now Everybody in here so many it's like a diverse crowd. Hey, I need I need volume a like volume so I can feel this I

Need volume a yes, it's like a diverse Crowd in here, you know, I'm saying of all ethnicity. So we are one throw y'all ones up Check it out. Oh, I can get it popping. Uh-huh. I can be grimy and greasy real easy. Believe me. That's nothing Been on the blocks trapping the spots you've ate in the cops till I got pop my handcuffs on my wrist

Sit down a minute think about it while I'm in there thinking like I shit the fitness earth needs me Hey, and I won't stop giving the props throwing a piece and showing my love and all the above That's what I'm all about. Now that wolf shout. I love y'all. I let it trickle down Let it fall like the season good people don't need reason to be nice

That's what I'm so cold as ice and now they twice I got your six and take six most steps to have Yo 12 mama daddy elders raised me where with integrity was led to my humanity That's gonna take the man and we do come to this insanity to pop. So y'all ones up. Come on. We are one Yes

Together yeah, we storm this weather we are one y'all we gotta do this this one time in life one You know I'm saying check it out. I know sometimes society and life can feel like Bad storm infinite thunder and lightning but you keep striking keep fighting sticking and moving join improving that just With a little piece life can go a long way. So what was here to help pave the way with more peace

We already got war in our own streets from here to the Middle East and the brawl of them down for the cause Then have my car of humanity is gonna take the man to me to conquer this insanity To pop rest in peace rep this belly of the beast with a Detroit state of mind Elzah 9 shot because I got love to spread in love is my brother than Earth is my bread

Let's eat like kings and queens and see can we all just get along all right. He brought the king doc Martin Luther I'm still pushing your dream because we are one Yeah in the twine black whites Asian Spanish it doesn't matter we are one

Hit the All the shades of black, white, Asian, Spanish, no matter we all in here, y'all, we are one. I'm your man, Nicole DeWolf,

and thank you Bonoboville, and happy life day to Dayton Rains. Happy life day, Dayton Rains. Thank you, E-Core and the Wolf.

I have to leave you guys to- Dr. SusanBlock.tv, Dayton Rains birthday. Bonoboville Rocks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you people.

Woo! Yeah, Dayton Rains birthday girl in her birthday suit. I love it. Mm-hmm.

All right, so, where are we now? Hallelujah. No, that's yours. Okay, uh, Dayton, what we didn't do is-

Oh, in a China cabinet. Ooh. So what's next? Uh, wait.

Are you finished? Are you done? Are you closing the show? Dr. Susie, excuse me.

Oh, this is for Panny Boy. Hello? She's gonna have a Hitachi experience. I promised you that I would have the Hitachi all over my pussy for my birthday, just for

you. So do you want to see me come? Ah! Okay.

Oh my God, Dr. Susan. Oh my- What is this? This is what you call a porn star organ.

Oh, thank you. It sounds really good though. No, our program that way. Okay.

Pussy with your Hitachi, you Hitachi-fucking-mother-fucker. Oh, yeah. You see, we gave up our white porn. Oh, yeah.

I see you almost. Anyone who's watched my porn knows I giggle when I come. What? So funny, right?

Dayton Reigns! Happy birthday! Whoo! Oh, she made me come on my birthday.

Thank you so much. All right. And, you know, we're more than out of time. So, we went into overtime because we loved you.

I'm so sorry. But we had to make you come. I'm very- Come and come and come again.

I couldn't take people's time. Time. Yeah. Oh, here's Miley Cyrus.

This is the song. Yeah, well, wait a minute. At the end, did you sign off yet? No, not yet.

Oh, okay. We're still playing the Miley Cyrus song by Jay Show, Jessica Shores. Here, show a little piece of it. No.

There she is, Jessica Shores. Yeah, but I want to play it at the end. Oh, wow. When we're done.

You look hot. I didn't want to lick your pussy anyway. Okay, well, we're going to see more of it in a minute. Yeah.

Okay, so let's sign off. Okay, Captain Max. We're going to end it with this. Just as you wish.

With this piece. Because you are the birthday boy. Pretty please. Every Saturday night.

Every Saturday night. Max, the captain is the birthday boy. I'm still a little kid. But you're sharing your birthday tonight with Dayton Reigns.

And Dayton, we just want to say. I love you, Max. We're in the purchasing department. Love you.

You and I are the purchasing department. You betcha. Hello, attention bonobos. Thank you for being such a good bonobo.

Hey, more over the knee. I think a little bit more over my knee right now. Just over my knee. That's right.

No, no, no. Down, down, down. That's it. And no, but get your face towards the camera.

That's right. And whack, whack, whack, whack. This is the birthday girl. Dayton Reigns, brothers and sisters.

Live from Bonoboville. We are about to go into the after party. But we want you to make like bonobos. Not baboons.

Dump Trump. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you. All right.

I love you. Okay. I love you. I love you.

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