HYPNOSIS USA: From Victoria Woodhull to Donald Trump to Jacqui Holland

Full transcript of HYPNOSIS USA: From Victoria Woodhull to Donald Trump to Jacqui Holland on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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It sounds better on the second time around. So let's make it good the first time because, you know, you never get to have a second first time. So can I hear an amen? Amen! I want to welcome you to Dr. Suzy's Speakeasy in Bonoboville, L.A.

And we are broadcasting live tonight on Dr. Susan Block.tv or if you are in the know, you are in Bonoboville. Yes, indeed. Bonoboville.com, the lounge is where you can watch the show. You can also listen live all over the place.

So tonight is our second week in March if you are listening to us live and we are continuing to celebrate Women's History Month, or I should say Herstory Month, the power of, yes, let's just say it, the pussy. Let's just celebrate that female power, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners.

Let's see, last Saturday night we talked about Hedy Lamar, the hottie who was also a smartie. And tonight we are going to talk about really another hottie who is a smartie. Most of the women I guess we are celebrating throughout history are both in a way. But this one is very special to me. I've enjoyed studying this one for many years.

Her name is Victoria Woodhull. Yes, indeed. And by the way, taking her name, she was a great freedom fighter. And a lot more than that I'm going to tell you about in just a moment. But taking her name, of course, is the Woodhull Freedom Foundation.

And Nina Hartley, our friend, and the birthday girl. Happy birthday, Nina. The pussy is clapping her lips for Nina. And that's Dayton Reigns talking on the microphone who has a birthday next Saturday night here in Bonoboville.

And our mayor's birthday. Our mayor's birthday. Ron Germ. Oh, oh, Ron, yes. I think it's Ron's birthday now.

Right now we've got a lot of birthdays. We're too sexy. Well anyways, Nina has been here many times. And lately it's as a representative of the Woodhull Freedom Foundation.

And by the way, when you make a donation to her, or yesterday when her birthday was, it would go to Woodhull. But I just want to give a shout out to Woodhull because they are fighting actively against a recent ruling. Let's see. In the Eastern District of Virginia federal court that Americans have no constitutional right to engage in consensual BDSM activity.

Whoa, right. Even though Lawrence v. Texas in the Supreme Court made it clear that citizens do have a right to exchange in basically whatever kind of consensual activity they want to engage in behind closed doors. Or maybe even in front of the door, you know. I mean, in your yard as long as you have hedges so you're not frightening the horses, especially in Texas.

So anyways, this is a pretty appalling ruling. And the Woodhull Freedom Foundation is fighting it, you know. So something about, yeah, yeah, warning about the current hostile climate towards sexual expression and the risk to fundamental rights. Okay.

So go Woodhull. And of course, you are named after one of my idols, Victoria Woodhull. There she is on the screen just in case you don't know who she is. And yes, she lived in the mid-1800s.

She was definitely before her time, before the suffragettes. And she bears a distinct and interesting relationship to someone we talked about last week who has sullied women's history month with his small hands. Yes, indeed, Donald Drumpf. That's his real name.

Okay, so what does the Drumpf have in common with Victoria Woodhull? Well, they both ran for president as non-politicians, complete non-politicians. And in fact, when Victoria ran for president of the United States, women weren't even allowed to vote. So she was way ahead of her time.

She was definitely a revolutionary. And, you know, of course, the Donald is totally different in the sense that he condones violence in his gatherings and is kind of a common ship or a baboon, I would say. And definitely Victoria Woodhull, although she didn't know about bonobos, was very, very bonobo. And she certainly was a proponent of free love, which meant the freedom to marry whom you wanted or divorce or use birth control, things like this.

And she was definitely, yeah, that's right, handsome Hollywood Jake. Have it your way, as long as it's consensual. And she was a woman's rights activist. And she had something else, though, in common with the Drumpf Humpty, or Humpty-Drumpty.

So what else did she have in common? Well, a lot of people have been just floored by these gatherings that Trump is having, these hoedowns or, I guess you could say, revivals or rallies. Fascist gatherings. Fascist gatherings.

Exactly, Captain. Captain Max, they have a certain thing in common. Okay, if we don't want to use the Hitler comparison, let's just say Mussolini. Mussolini?

Oh, Mussolini was a little more intellectual than Donald. They all have short man's complex, right? No, not short man, something else. Short hands. Cause actually the Donald is six foot three. So he's certainly not a short man.

Mussolini and Hitler. Was Mussolini was short and redundant? Was he short? Oh, okay, yeah, okay, yeah. Yeah, well, they had short, man.

Hitler is said to, according to a recent book that came out, have had a very, very short penis, as well as it had some abnormalities that might have had something to do with this.

Anyway, the penis discussion has been on the table of the GOP for quite some time, like two weeks, I think. So, you know, it's definitely one of the key topics, you know, pushing world affairs and war

and diplomacy and poverty quite a way. And so, the Donald, what is he doing? What did they do in these fascist rallies? It was a certain kind of mass hypnosis.

Hypnosis. Right, hypnosis. And that brings us to our subject tonight because we want to explore this topic.

And yes, he did have this in common with Victoria Woodhull because she was a hypnotist. And not only that, well, she, actually, they didn't call it hypnotism then.

They called it mesmerism. And she would mesmerize, which is similar, right? Well, it's a more difficult word to pronounce, mesmerism. But yeah, you mesmerize your audiences,

whether it's one person who you're helping to relax or to change or something. Or you're mesmerizing a whole, you know, huge group of people in a room or maybe doing it through video, you know,

or through the radio. There's many ways to do it. And Victoria Woodhull was certainly the mistress of mesmerism and ran for president, did quite well,

was a great revolutionary. Let's hear it for her in Women's Herstory Month. Okay, thank you. And yeah, she was a mesmerist.

So that brings me to my special guest that I am so excited to have return to the Dr. Susan Block Show. In fact, I will welcome her with the symbol

on the Dr. Susan Block Show of Women's History Month, the vulva puppet, that she might recognize from her earlier visit. Let's welcome Jackie Holland.

Whoo! Okay, Jackie Holland. Jackie is an actress, a comedian, and a hypnotist. And when you joined us a few years ago,

it was mostly as an actress, a comic actress. You were in the movie Hollywood Sex Wars, directed by our buddy Paul Sapiano. It was a very funny movie.

And you play kind of a hot girl like yourself. Oh, thank you. Yes, yes. So now you're a hypnotist.

Yes. How did that evolve? You know, I actually started doing live comedy hypnosis, and I was doing shows, performing at high schools,

and then I just got really into it. I got really into past life regression and all the interesting facets of hypnosis. And now that's kind of like my passion.

Wow, and you have a dog here. I do, I do. This is Boots. Boots.

Yes, and Boots is a part of the comedy hypnosis shows. So he's here today. Can we see Boots? Oh, look at Bootsy.

Can a camera see Boots? Yeah, the camera should try to catch. Look at this. Oh, he's so furry and fuzzy.

Very, very cute. And does he have something to do with your hypnosis? Yes, he does. So he's part of the comedy act,

and he actually performs, he does tricks, and he is also a hypnotist. He is a hypnotist. Yes.

And is there a certain type of hypnotism that you do? I don't know if there's a certain type. I mean, I do all sorts of things, but I do hypnotherapy,

and then I ask to do the comedy hypnosis as well. So what's the difference? So hypnotherapy. He just wants to get in the bed.

He's camera shy. Your camera shy. Well, that's just too bad. We're on a show tonight,

and you have to be an exhibitionist. There you go. Free your inner bonobo. Aw, look at that.

He's actually very sexual. Is he? What do you mean by that? He is, he humps everything, and he's neutered.

Okay, so when you say sexual, he's not reproductively sexual. He's not reproductively, but he still enjoys the act. It just goes to show

that amongst so many animals, not just the humans, and not just the bonobos, that sex is, you know,

a recreational activity, and that there's nothing wrong with seeing it that way. Whether it's pillow or not.

Pillow, so he likes to hump pillows. He likes pillows. I know what you're talking about. Also, Jake likes to hump pillows.

Maybe Boots shouldn't jazzy, because she likes to hump men in the face. In the face. Boo-boo, she humps boo-boo in the face.

Boo-boo is not a man, boo-boo is a dog. He's a man-dog? Kind of, halfway. I have a very sexual...

Boo-boo had a sex change operation in a way. Kind of. Well, we'll bring them out later, but let's let Boots get a little...

Boots can have all... look at him, he's so cute. He's relaxing. He's getting... He's under hypnosis.

There you go. He's very hypnotized by you. I can imagine people would get hypnotized by you.

It happens. Do you have a technique that you use? Well, I'm pretty creative. So I combine...

I do a little bit of the Erickson technique, and then I combine it with the Elman technique, like the induction.

I don't know what these techniques are. I mean, I do hypnosis, actually. I have my own technique. I call it the rainbow technique.

I like that. Yeah, I could do it later. But I really want to learn about yours, and I don't know about these guys,

so educate me. Okay, so they're just... There's all different sorts of hypnosis and different inductions.

So I studied. I took a bunch of courses on it, and then I just kind of made my own up because I wanted to be creative with it.

And... Yeah, you can do amazing, amazing things with hypnosis. Like what?

All sorts of things. I mean, you can get people to stop smoking. You can get people to lose weight. I like the kind of more

out there stuff. I've actually been able to do some really cool stuff. I've been able to do pass life regression

on people to get them to go to their past lives. I've actually had a person be a conduit to talk to someone in the spiritual

realm and kind of like a medium. So there's definitely a ton of stuff that you can do with hypnosis,

and you can make people think that they have music coming out of their butt. Wow, music coming out of their butt. Which leads me into my next question. I have that sometimes.

Trumpets. And Trump it. Ah, Trump. I'm going to come to that in a second.

Or maybe I should go to that first. Do you think he does hypnotize people? Probably. Mass hypnosis?

Any politician tries to in a way. And he succeeds all too well. I actually agree. Yeah, they teach you how to talk in circles.

So then people are just kind of like, uh-huh. So yeah, it's part of it. And raise your hand up. Not maybe not that high,

but kind of anyway. What is that signal? So speaking of music out your ass. Yes.

Which you brought up, not me. Do you do erotic hypnosis? I do. I have two MP3s right now.

One is to have the best orgasm of your life. Say it into the microphone. The best orgasm of your life. Okay.

That's what I'm talking about. Okay. And the other one is to enjoy your partner. Okay, so this is a tape you make.

Yes. Of relaxation and stimulation. Yes. And the best orgasm of your life.

Wow, and this will go for anybody. Yes. Because people, you know, come from different, you know, sources and reasons.

But this is one, sort of one size fits all. Universal. Yeah, it's universal.

Well, hey, I mean, do you have it right there while you're talking, or do you kind of prime someone to have it later

with the best orgasm of your life? The best orgasm of your life. That one, it's kind of, shoot, I think it is,

I think it's after you're done. So there's like music that goes on afterwards for that time when you're with yourself. But yeah, that happens.

Wait, I didn't understand that. So. Okay. So is this tape for listening to,

it's for listening, right? It's audio. It's for listening, yeah. Is it for listening to before you have sex? Yes.

You don't actually even have sex. It's for people to have sex with themselves. Well, that's the kind of sex. I consider that a form of sex.

It's just not sexual intercourse. I like to have sex with myself. There you go. I do too.

Testify. Do you like to have sex with yourself? I do. Put up your hand. Not like that.

Don't do it. There's pushing sedoms. I think pushing sedoms should have sex with yourself. So, yeah.

Sex with yourself. Well anyway, okay, so it's made for them to masturbate along too. Yes.

And then to have an amazing orgasm. Well, that is very interesting, intriguing

and has got me open. I'm curious to talk to somebody on the other side.

I can do that. I have lots of orgasms. I think you gotta really believe in that though. Yeah, I do believe in that.

You do. I'm kind of on the fence. I went through past life regression quite a bit when I had a boyfriend who told me

that, you know, I should get in touch with my inner Cleopatra or something like that. I think to have better orgasms. And I think we did

have better orgasms, but I don't know if I went totally for the past lives. But I mean, I'm open. I am agnostic

about it. So certainly if you want to take her back to a past life and give me a better orgasm, I could do that.

Take her back to any past life. When she had a better orgasm. I have great orgasm. But you might have had a better one in the past.

I think I've had a good one recently. Well, that doesn't say you couldn't have a better one. I know I sometimes think I've had the best

orgasm of my life and then I have a better one. There's another one on the horizon.

That one's the best one. Yeah. That one would be. Does it give you better orgasms?

You hypnotize yourself. I've never actually done that for the better orgasm. I should have. I hypnotized the person I was with at the time

to make sure that it worked. I was like, okay, before I put this on the market I need to make sure that it works. So I made him sit down and did it to him

and it worked. It was very good. Really? He had the best orgasm of his life. An amazing orgasm. How about you?

Well, I have engaged in hypno-sex before and it's very I mean it's I've made people come on cue and I like that.

When I snap my fingers you're going to come and it works. Hypno-sex is when you hypnotize the person you're

having sex with. So they're hypnotized. They don't remember it, but I remember it and it's fun for me. They don't remember it. Wow.

Okay. But they're not asleep. Oh, they remember it. They remember it. Sometimes I'll have to

give a post-hypnotic suggestion like you will remember this and you'll think this is fantastic. And then sometimes I don't have sex at all and I just tell them that.

Forget sex with Jackie Hall. It wouldn't happen. Maybe I can hypnotize her. I don't think she'd have to hypnotize me.

Me either. Okay, so I'll be right back. We wore purple for you.

That's your favorite color. It is. I love that. Thank you. You didn't wear purple. Although I saw you got a tattoo.

I did get a tattoo. That has purple. And this is a heart. It's a heart with a dolphin.

It's very pretty. And it's got the purple and kind of a turquoise blue. Which is what I wore for you. Thank you.

So we're in tune. We are in tune. Actually, the way that I hypnotize the little technique I use

that takes you from the colors of the spectrum into your depths of your alpha state

it goes from red to orange to yellow to green to blue

to violet. Already takes you down. Just thinking about the colors. Because violet is

the most relaxed and deepest color. And yet you're not asleep. You know, you're still

in your waking state but very, very relaxed. So it's a good color to relax people. I completely agree.

That's my favorite. You're so pretty. Thank you. Thank you.

How are you? Everybody's pretty. And that in and of itself is hypnotic.

Beauty is hypnotic, isn't it? So then why is Trump hypnotic? Well, there's lots of things that Trump can be hypnotic.

It's not all about beauty, but beauty can be hypnotic. Four billion is hypnotic. That's true. It's like four billion. See, he said he had ten billion

but everybody says, no, I know, but he planted that in our minds. He said four of his casinos have gone bankrupt. Right.

He went bankrupt and had to sell his yacht. Thank you, Captain. And this guy's going to run the country. Right.

The thing that bugs me the most, because I don't believe you need to have experience to run the country, of course, because they tell you what to do. Didn't you run for president, Dr. Susan?

I did run for president. And you didn't win. And you should have. But the point is that I certainly felt myself

capable of running the country, even though I had no experience. But if I was going to have a rally and mesmerize

people, I would not tell them it's okay to beat up protesters. And that is what our mesmerist

does on a regular basis. And I mean, that's the thing that just errr. It's scary. It's scary.

People think of hypnosis as something that just kind of calms you out. And usually it does. Usually it is a relaxing

thing. And certainly hypnotherapy is for the most part relaxing, although it can motivate you to make changes that are very active.

But usually you want to, you know, kind of relax your defenses and wake up your senses. Right. But sometimes

hypnosis can, you know, make people violent. I feel that yeah, a lot of the great

acts of war and craziness that have been committed, you know, including in Rwanda

when the hypnosis went on through the radio, take up your weapons and kill your neighbors.

Kill your neighbors. And of course, Hitler, Mussolini and a lot of the great mesmerists, great

and evil mesmerists do this, you know. So you can use this hypnosis talent for good and for

evil. That's true. Do we have to ask what Jackie is in which way? She's so

pretty. She's like a model. That's all I can think about. You know me. I'm like a sex being. But she's not evil.

And you do take a risk when you let someone hypnotize you because you're kind of putting it's almost like handcuffs, you know, it's like a form of BDSM.

You're letting them take control. She's too pretty to be evil though. Look at her face. And her teeth. And her cheeks.

And her hair. And her boobs. I can't for some reason think of an evil one that was pretty at the moment, but

me, they're all gross. There's been some evil, pretty ones. Who?

Well, Bond movies. That's right. Black widows. Femphatals. Femphatals.

There are Femphatals. I don't think you're a Femphatal or a Black Widow. Thank you. You're too

pretty. But that is part of the excitement of going under hypnosis is taking that risk.

I'm right. You can hypnotize me anytime you want. All right. So, you're first.

Let's see if you can do it. Okay. You can come up here. I'm kind of scared.

You have to want to do it. As long as you want it and you're open. I'm totally open. Really? Everything's open on me.

Yeah, she's very open. Mentally, physically, sexually. All right. Here she comes. Miss Dayton Reigns.

Award-winning porn star in her little tutu. Ooh! You are wearing Black panties, you naughty girl.

Those are going to have to go to Panty Boy. I am wearing Black panties. These are for Panty Boy. Do you like these? Panty Boy?

I'm sure he does. Just because they're on you. So, you are going to be a victim. I'll hold your microphone.

I guess, yes. I'm never a victim. I'm only a participant. In a positive way. I'm never a victim.

How about subject? That's fine. Can I touch your boobs? If you want.

She does want. It's kind of fatted. I shouldn't say that. Yours are great.

There you go. Those are fantastic. Now here on the Doctor's block show bed. Enjoy.

I like them. They are fantastic. They are very well made. I like to share. We are starting off on a good foot or boob as the case may be.

We'll feel Doctor Susan. Thank you. We need you to get as comfortable as possible. I'm pretty comfortable.

You can maybe fall asleep. I need sleep. We'll get a pillow behind you. Can I have the pussy pillow?

We'll have the pussy pillow on you. I'll bring your head here. Should she be laying back like that? The only thing is this is not going to be

a lovely picture here. Hold this. Dress off. That sounds good.

Will that be more comfortable? Take your dress off. I'll hypnotize you. It's not that hard.

Next week is her birthday. She's going to be in her birthday suit. Happy birthday. She is Miss Dayton Reigns.

Award winning porn star and therapist with the Doctor Susan Block Institute who is learning how to be a hypnotist as well. I did do it.

You did do. Hypnotherapy the other day. From Doctor Susan because she taught me how. It's the colors.

It's actually really nice. They like it. It's really good. It helps you. It helps you to relax your defenses

and wake up your senses. I need more. If you're listening to this actually she's taking off her

she can't get her skirt off. We have a volunteer to help her get her dress off here. How about handsome Hollywood Jake

would you please help our damsel in distress. She wants to remove her dress so she could be comfortable. So she can relax.

You're talking skin a max. We got your skin a max right here. What's the name of your new book? From skin a max to spiritual enlightenment

a journey to happiness. Alright and here we are. You have well but we have a break coming up in like

20 minutes or 15 minutes 15 minutes. We can do a brief version.

I want you to do whatever you think is great. Okay. Your face is so pretty. Do the media friendly version.

The media friendly? I'm going to try and do a shortened induction so it's not super boring. What is this?

You dress. We're going to put the pussy pillow behind your head. you can lean back on the Yale pillow

and the pussy pillow. You're still way back there. It's Well I have a big

oh how about this. I know it's got to happen here. Watch out there's stuff in there. There is I don't know.

I felt it. I think your issue is that you're trying to have your feet on the floor. Don't have my feet on the floor?

Well not if you don't. Here. Sit up like that. Up up more.

There we go. You're like a little girl now. I feel like a baby. I like the dog.

I like the dog. The dog likes you. So let's go ahead and get started. I want you to just go ahead

and get as comfortable as possible. Breathing all the way in and all the way out.

I want you to just relax your body. Listen to the sound of my voice and only

the sound of my voice and you will go very very deep.

If at any point in time you find your mind beginning to wander that's okay. Come back to the sound of my voice.

Alright so now I want you to breathe all the way in letting yourself go. Breathing all

the way in and all the way in. On the count of 3, 2, 1

I'm going to have you open your eyes and you're going to stare at my finger 3, 2, 1 Eyes open, following my finger

following my finger noticing your eyes beginning to feel heavy feeling a little itchy, burny, redness just keep following my finger

and close them down. Good. Focusing on the sound of my voice and only the sound of my voice

breathing all the way in and all the way out. Now this time

I want you to breathe in and hold it hold it. Now breathe all the way out

just letting yourself go. On the count of 3, 2, 1 I'm going to have you open your eyes and stare up at the ceiling 3, 2, 1 staring up at the ceiling

focusing on one spot and only one one spot. Now I'm going to count backwards from 10 to 1

and as I do you're going to go deeper and deeper and deeper relaxed

10 going deeper 9 even deeper

8 focusing on one spot focusing on that one spot 6

noticing your eyes beginning to feel heavy 5 noticing the tendency to want to blink your eyes 4

continuing to stare up at that one spot 3 noticing your eyes feeling so heavy that they want to close down keeping them up and 2

focusing on that one spot noticing your eyes beginning to feel a little burny, a little watery, a little itchy all perfectly natural staring up at that one spot

blinking closing, blinking closing closing them down good close your eyes all the way down

and focus your attention on those tiny little muscles around your eyelids and I want you to relax

your eyelids so much that you cannot open your eyes even if you tried to open your eyes right now

you would not be able to because they are just too relaxed pretend

that you cannot open your eyes even if you tried to open your eyes you would not be able to

because they are just too relaxed do not test them until you are sure you have achieved this level of relaxation

and go ahead and test them in 3, 2, 1 quit testing now as you noticed you could not open your eyes

because they were just too relaxed you could only flutter them just a bit good

now what I want you to do now is I want you to imagine yourself now in ancient Egypt

and I want you to imagine yourself in front of a bunch of pyramids and these pyramids sometimes known as sleep temples

are where people go to relax and I really want you to see it in your mind's eye and I want you to walk up

to one of the pyramids and it has beautiful green incense on either side of the opening

and you step inside to the sleep temple and here I want you to go ahead and lay down and you lay down

on the rug you see the hieroglyphics on the wall and you allow yourself to go deeper

and deeper and deeper and deeper relaxed

now I'm going to mention certain parts of your body and as I do I want you to go ahead and relax that part of your body

starting with your forehead go ahead and relax your forehead now I want you to relax your jaw

relaxing your mouth so much that your teeth begin to part relaxing your neck relaxing your shoulders

relaxing your arms relaxing your upper back any stress any tension just leaving right

now relaxing your lower back relaxing your stomach relaxing your hips

all the way down your thighs relaxing your knees relaxing your legs all the way down to each

and every little toe relaxing your legs completely totally

relaxed feeling more relaxed than you have ever known

going deeper and deeper and deeper relaxed into your deepest state

of your unconscious mind now on the count of three to one I want you to see a picture

a picture from one of your past lives will quickly appear into your head 3 2

1 nod your head if you have a picture good what do you see

me on stage somewhere okay what year does it look like old

how old 20 maybe older

cool what are you wearing a really pretty dress with finger waves nice

red lip getting ready like in a room good and you're a performer

I think so good on the count of one to ten I'm gonna wake you up you're going to remember that image

and in your sleep tonight more about that life will come to you in your dreams and you'll begin to remember more

okay on the count of one to ten you're gonna wake up feeling amazing feeling on top of the world feeling fantastic

filled with energy one two three four five six feeling

phenomenal seven eight starting to feel sensation your fingers and your toes coming back into your body

nine ten how do you feel I feel good

my boobs are cold we'll warm them up let's warm these boobs up right

they were just out there in the pyramids they were the pyramids not at all

your voice is very tantalotic thank you so what happened to you

I just rested you don't remember what you said or do you remember well I have a photographic

so for me I remember being in I remember Jackie's voice

and her telling me to relax and then I remember being a performer

okay do you remember when you were a performer I don't know from birth do you remember at year

well current okay so you just did a past

life regression what life you went into 1940s maybe you said 20s

oh 20s but more of it's going to come to you in your sleep tonight so keep a dream journal I'm good at

well I can't get over how pretty she is I'm so sorry that's so sweet

aww I don't know if that's superficial like we said it means she's good I

we have a great face aww thank you so I'm topless I don't know

I'm vulnerable one thing we know is we enjoyed watching whatever that was is that correct

I was very calm right some kind of hypnosis I got sleepy

I don't even know what happened to me I feel so good I just want to run a mile good and I'm tired

well just relax you know I'm relaxing on a vagina put your head on this pussy right here and a pussy and a heart pillow

yeah got the bonobo way right behind you I have a microphone in between my breasts absolutely

so uh yeah I mean uh hypnosis it's a it can be fun so did you relax yourself just now did you

yeah that's the thing is every time you put some you probably know that every time you put somebody under you go under a little bit do you feel that too?

you do kind of relax you have to relax yourself and go into that world I kind of see it as an underwater world I could see that

you're kind of in this watery state where you can breathe underwater in fact you breathe even deeper

and you go into this place that's sort of like Atlantis like related to the world above

and you're subconscious but not totally of the world so dreams like dreams

like dreams so do you hypnotize yourself before you go to bed do you ever do it to sleep better I mean I have yeah

and you never did it to have a better orgasm not yet I've just done it to others I should probably try it on myself why do you think that is

I don't know I mean do you think your orgasms are just kind of good enough or do you think that you just are such a giving person

you don't think about yourself and your pleasure you know I I probably thought my orgasms were good enough but you know

like we said before they could always get better right yeah absolutely I mean I find that you know sometimes I'm stressed

and I want to have sex because I guess because the captain does or because I do because you know for whatever reason

but I'm not like in the mood and you know of course the best hypnotist is my Hitachi magic wand I have to say

this works but on the other hand there's the mind hypnotism that relaxing thing

I use the colors of the rainbow to just take myself down in order to have that ultimately better orgasm

but I would like I'm very curious as to how you can can you hypnotize

doctor says and have a better orgasm I believe so would you like to try it she is very precise

feels really good just the relaxation is very nice okay but is this mean I have to have the orgasm right here

or I mean so we could do we got the Hitachi

no oh if you want that sure because I think I have a big orgasm with that

that's you okay well after break after break doctor Susan

now I do want to say that there's many many different ways to hypnotize and we'll be back and somehow I'm going to get hypnotized

here I'm so hypnotized I can't even talk crazy I always talk

so there's many different ways to get hypnotized and one way is through

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would you like a chocolate chip cookie or a rice crispy chocolate chip cookie would you like one of these

to enhance your hypnosis what would you like I'll have a cookie a cookie well

depends on what other people want aww you're so giving the last of if everyone else wants a rice crispy

there's only one cookie left so whoever didn't get a cookie can have one I'll have a rice crispy

aww who's whoever everybody here all my bonobos but no one's coming out

just like when I smoke a joint I'll have a cookie oh okay Max wants a chocolate chip cookie

I knew it I can't take the last cookie it's not right here's a cookie come get your cookie

not mine that one come get your cookie see this Max

you are getting sleepy my cookie and it doesn't even taste like marijuana

but it hits you later really no it does not not really no at first we thought

it didn't work because it was so delicious and it didn't have that you know THC taste it takes a little while

probably mine on air won't really yeah see it won't really take effect during the show that's why we know your hypnosis works

because this won't interfere until this is a half hour anti adult packaging this is anti right

you just rip it open it's like wait a minute here we go so yum

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I'm still hypnosis you guys don't have a cookie at home I got a cookie yeah we don't have a cookie here

we just have rice krispies don't eat any my little dogs are allowed to have a little bit oh then he would really get hypnotized

oh look at him look at him he's a pomeranian right put your microphone

up to your mouth here into my cookie now you know when you say you get into your cookie on the Dr. Susan Block

show you know what that means woo hoo I can't even open mine I'm still like dazed

it is good can I get yours for you since you got mine sure thank you I even have a

violet wand this is a good G spot finder yes yes but you have to change your panties

before the end of the break which is in three minutes well I thought I would change them after the break but that's fine no no you should change them on the camera

for panty boy oh panty boy so we need a little striptease music these are really good

of course we're gonna have to tie these up oh they're really good and upsy daisy

and here she goes hypnotized and down go the panty boy

panties so you have to wear violet now they look like they're gonna be a little big we'll fix that

alright man okay we're gonna fix it well you can wear them as suspenders then there we go look at that

yeah right up over the boots there we go that's totally cool here okay we're getting them

so are you getting hypnotized by the hb edibles there panties are so big

oh yeah here let me do the other side I love to watch girls eat cookies oh yes

we got sexy girls eating cookies and getting naked putting on panties well they're

they would fit you you want to put the violet panties on there for your penis size it's all I could find

and violet we're trying to hypnotize the hypnotist what are we doing uh

we're trying to get them to fit okay here we go what is this I'm just too tiny

awww I'm like you don't know her from the office the hypnotist is really cute okay we got a cute hypnotist

we got a topless porn star I think that one's yours and we got edibles

hb edibles and a manly captain very very manly especially since he ate his cookie

or our cookie and yeah happy women's history huh

okay I have pictures with this yeah you do we saw pictures of you

we saw pictures of you this is not the microphone that's a really nice vulva you have very very

let's try to recreate it's sort of but different what would that vulva say you get in the middle

dr susie what would those vulvas say if they were to speak to us uh

happy women's history don't come yet and don't go away we'll be right back

dr susie hi I'm dr susie and I've just written a new book called the bonobo way

inspired by my love for the make love not war great apes you know the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra

of positions including face to face but it's not just how bonobos have sex it's how they use sex

to prevent murder and war really they're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other they practice what I call

peace through pleasure with the females gently dominating the very happy very sexually satisfied males

bonobos are special partly because they just are and partly because they're very very close to us

almost 99% genetically similar to us when it comes to being human even being humane

bonobos can teach us so much which brings me to us and more specifically to you is your inner bonobo

longing to swing free would you like to tap into the hot natural sex energy within you that you would

so you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain you know the pain and have more orgasmic

organic sustainable sex who doesn't want that greater lust greater trust and better anger management

and who couldn't use a little bit of that these days so get the book learn the bonobo way you'll be glad you did then you'll want to

join bonoboville a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends and one last thing the real bonobos are highly endangered

so a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups working to save the wild bonobos from extinction read the bonobo way

and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times and improve your love life sisters we are going to have

a Sybian ride for masturbation woohoo so you've never been on a Sybian before

no I've never been on one before now you are ready to ascend the throne Mr. Tracy you are going to

ride God's machine put one leg right here put the other right here and just position yourself comfortably

put your clip right here okay so here she goes mountain have you ever ridden a Sybian by the way

oh I have many a time my favorite horse to ride it's fun have Sybian yoga

and experience it to the fullest go for the G-spot go for the clip

go for whatever works someone can come from their nipple we've got Virginia Rado riding a Sybian

holy shit that does the job yeah it's doing amazing it strikes again

yes I do say that when it feels good live on Dr.Suzi.tv from the womb room in Bonoboville

ride on cowboy woo take a deep breath deep breath

oh fuck breath we never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian

celebrating masturbation month I'm there hallelujah morning

morning princess yes yes

princess princess sister that is a beautiful thing

thank you Dr. Susan Block you're a wonderful human being wonderful human being Dr. Susan Block thank you

hi man I think we have orgasm let's have a hand we have lift off

dang dog we we

we testify sister testify that you masturbate

and you are not ashamed I am not ashamed how was it what's your report my vagina is so tingly right now

it feels like pop rock I'm just gonna take this home I think it's bigger than your little body that is the best product endorsement

I've ever seen can I leave now? I'm ready I do think I could just leave this one

we're so husband we got the Sybian you don't need the husband oh my god

no matter fall over hey darling girl I love you that's my girl

testify captain max I'm just saying it's radio that touches you we're no other radios ever

touched you before that's right erotic radio hypnotic radio

and tonight is very hypnotic because our featured guest is hypnotist Jackie Holland

she's also an actress and a comedian she should do a little comedian thing too you want to do a little comedian thing

I don't know I didn't plan for the hair hack that's funny I don't know

hey let's let's get back to that get back to that alright and we have Dayton Reigns

who's a natural comic I just wake up and funny and she wakes up and

she's got gigantic boobs I do have gigantic boobs I paid for these though a little girl with gigantic boobs

and they dance they're hypnotized you keep looking at those boobs and you'll be hypnotized

so I do want to give a shout out speaking of hypnosis to counter punch

for picking up my piece on the hypnotic effects of Donald Trump's small hands

size matters in politics and in sex show your hand show your hand

show your hands hold on hold your mic there and show both of your hands

because this is what the GOP the grand old party has determined

is critical to presidential status is hand showing you can't be trusted

if your hands are too small I would lose because I'm only 5 feet tall and you ran for president I think it's got something to do with proportion though

well I don't know you ran for president see there's the proportion right there there's the Donald with the

short fingers basically I kind of like Donald in a bit you wouldn't kick him out of bed I tweet him in things

right it's because your dad liked Adolf that's why my dad does like Adolf Hitler

so of course she likes Donald Trump he's a little nicer than Adolf Hitler

I like celebrity apprentice it's not a bad thing I don't think that Mr. Trump is quite as bright as

Adolf certainly not as Mussolini who was a college professor and a journalist

and let's see so yeah Adolf yeah I know everything about Adolf

except that his penis had a it didn't have the hole in the tip it was on the underside where he peed

well you learned that last week I didn't know that until right now supposedly that was what was discovered when he was in the army

in World War I they wrote it down and their voluminous notes that these German note takers would take

interesting they got that down there it must have been traumatic no excuse for the holocaust

by the way he had syphilis and other things that was another thing of craziness

that's why it was so crazy I think it was a little crazy before he got the syphilis I didn't know about the penis thing either but his penis hole was not

where the penis hole was supposed to be that's so weird alright enough about Adolf onto our

our dictator actually whenever you get hypnotized the hypnotist is the dictator

this motherfucker here we're talking about Donny, not us this guy is a I'm topless

don't call me a motherfucker this guy is a dangerous son of a bitch that's right okay

so let me just tell you that hey listen, he's the master of the art of the deal but it's a bad deal for America

he's not even the master of that he's got four bankrupt four bankrupt casino

casino how do you make a casino go bankrupt okay

he sold his yacht when he personally went bankrupt okay

and then there's the stakes the stakes that failed the champagne that failed and then there's the wine that failed

and it's one failure after another the only thing he has is his name trump on some buildings that he doesn't even own

well you know I see all that and honestly that's not my problem with him my problem with him is that he condones violence

although he did say that the war was a mistake the Iraq war but you know a lot later than we said it was a mistake

and he said it was a mistake mainly to extinguish he's a racist motherfucker well that's also true

that's very true nah you know he encourages the violence against the protesters in his

halls of mass hypnosis where he has people putting up the arm yep don't take a picture of me doing that

it's so funny though because people still like him but the people that like him are idiots that is the danger

people used to think that adults were dangerous he had a funny little mustache he was a little guy

people didn't take him seriously they thought he's too ridiculous to really be doing anything bad he's silly well you know what these clowns

sometimes are scary you know about scary clowns the people that like them are white

redneck folks who are scared because the country is becoming a little more colored

there's people that are yellow there are people that are black what this is brothers and sisters is this is a backlash

it's a backlash to the progress that we are going through it's a backlash to the bonobo way it's a backlash to

opening up to being an inclusive society to being tolerant and non-judgmental about each other it's a backlash

to sharing resources with the poor with the refugees with all kinds of people

it's a backlash to that and hopefully it's not gonna win he's not gonna win

I hope not he's another goldwater what he does is he galvanizes those of us who

stand for the bonobo way so that we fight against this because otherwise it could sweep

look at how Dayton feels she likes him she thinks he's funny I do think he's funny I don't think he's funny at all

oh I do what was he funny about he's hilarious of what

oh I he's a joke that's how he's he's a joke but he's got

a lot of angry people that are working for him oh there's a dog

watch the dog don't crush the dog this is Icar the wolf brothers and sisters woohoo

don't take too long because I gotta be hypnotized into the biggest orgasm you just keep looking at your hat up under the rings the rings of your hat

go so your hands oh my hands woo

look at those hands did you have your hands enlarged did you have your hands enlarged no they're just that big

but I agree with Max you know for this man he runs companies

he cuts deals you're not cutting deals with the American people the American people these are lives at stake

these are children's lives at stake these are elders lives at stake he's talking about cutting social security and things of that nature

there'll be a lot of elders that's like homeless who does that but where does that happen

Ronald Reagan did that we are now he represents the Republican of Republicans and we are now the laughing stock

of the world well his whole thing is he has his money that's going to control things but those Republicans are sitting right back

just saying you get up in an office and watch who's really going to run and all the stuff that he's speaking about he's going to be shut down

and he's going to have to face the real magic go kill terrorist families and their children building walls

come on this is not the early 1900's or whatever and condoning the violence right inside his own

rallies condoning it just saying yeah go ahead and beat him up we need her to hypnotize

we're having fun in here we need her to hypnotize and that's what we're talking about tonight is hypnosis

both the evil kind because hypnosis can be extremely evil mass hypnosis that persuades

people to kill racism is not funny violence is not funny

that's right hatred is not funny none of those things are funny hypnosis can be used for good

so basically when we say I would say hilarious I'm not laughing with you I'm laughing at you

you're hilarious to me clown I think the short fingers thing gets under his skin that's why

I recently found actually our oh no bow found something on facebook where a woman actually

did an art piece of him pardon me naked naked and painted a small

dick it was censored by facebook and we have put out the call that we will not

censor you in bonobo we will not censor you ok but I want to be hypnotized

ok you go here well no you're going to be hypnotized with me here we're going to both be hypnotized

so I'm ready do you want to have the orgasm now or later well only if I want my Hitachi

you want yours later and you want yours later or now oh I'll have mine now the orgasm should be later

I can't have two you can have five I need a glass of water though because I can already tell

getting dry mouth I'm excited because I'd like to give her an orgasm ok sorry I don't mean to be so vulgar

but you're just so pretty I can't stop thank you alright so get as comfortable

as possible I'm going to lay on some feathers I don't need them are you comfortable

I'm getting comfortable you gotta get comfortable you gotta get comfortable ok so I'm comfortable

ok I'm cozy alright so it's on you alright Jackie Holland

take control baby should I close my eyes yeah go ahead and close your eyes get as comfortable as possible

as if you could go to sleep and I want you to begin by breathing all the way in and I want you to breathe

in positive energy breathing out any stress any tension letting it all go away

good breathing all the way in on the count of 3, 2, 1 I'm going to have you open your eyes and stare up at the ceiling

3, 2, 1 staring up at the ceiling focusing on one spot you don't need to crank your neck up just go ahead and focus on that one spot

and I'm going to count backwards from 10 to 1 and with each number backwards you're going to go more relaxed

10, 9 8 your eyes beginning to feel heavy 7, 6

5 4 keeping your eyes on that one spot 3 focusing on that one spot

noticing your eyes beginning to feel heavy 2 focusing on that one spot and

close them down good and I want you to just imagine your eyes feeling very

very heavy like you couldn't even open your eyes if you tried

good and what I want you to do right now is I want you to imagine yourself now

at the beach laying in the sand feeling more relaxed than you have ever known

and you can hear the sounds of the water and as you do they seem to say deeper deeper

deeper deeper relaxed letting yourself go deeper allowing yourself to become more

and more and more relaxed now on the count of 3, 2, 1

I'm going to send a warm wet wave down your whole entire body 3 2

1 letting yourself completely totally fully relax

relaxing your feet relaxing your legs go ahead relax your thighs

relaxing your hips relaxing your stomach relaxing your lower back

moving into your upper back any stress and tension just let it go away now relaxing your neck

relaxing your head completely totally relaxed

now what I want you to do is I want you to imagine yourself now in front of a glass elevator and this glass elevator

is going to take you down to your deepest level of relaxation the deepest level of your unconscious mind

and the doors open and you step inside and the doors close and as the doors close behind you

you look up and the numbers lay it up as you go deeper and deeper and deeper

and deeper relaxed 10 going deeper 9 even deeper

8 going deeper 7 going deeper

6 going deeper 5 going deeper

back to 8 7 6 5

going deeper 3 even deeper 2

going deeper and 1 and the doors open up and you step outside

and as you step outside you are now in outer space and you are just floating

and floating and floating there is no gravity there is nothing holding you down allowing yourself

to just float you look around you see the stars you feel the air feels more relaxing

than you have ever known and here I am going to speak to your unconscious mind

and your unconscious mind is going to process all of my suggestions when you awake

you are going to feel amazing and the very next orgasm that you have

is going to be the most intense pleasurable orgasm you have ever felt you are going to want to scream

with pleasure you are going to feel so amazing feeling so

fantastic wet and phenomenal this is going to be the best orgasm

that you have ever had you will remember this orgasm for the rest of your life and you will feel

absolutely fantastic it will make you feel like you are the happiest person on earth

okay on the count of 1 to 10 I am going to wake you up you are going to feel relaxed

you are going to feel really good and you are going to really be excited to have this next phenomenal orgasm

1 2 3 4

5 6 7 8

thinking about this orgasm feeling it, seeing it hearing it, breathing it knowing it is going to be incredible

9 10 why do I wake hi

how do you feel? I am back my eyes are open I thought I was going to have the orgasm

I thought I was having an orgasm the whole idea was I was supposed to have an orgasm you have to have the orgasm now I thought that was what I said

she said she wanted to have hers later I wanted mine with you but no now you are supposed to have it

I am supposed to have it now not while you are talking it is sexy when you are talking we can do it real fast

I can put you under real fast we can redo that since I messed it up you didn't mess them up

you didn't mess it up how could you mess it up you are too beautiful am I supposed to

have my tools ready have your tools ready let's put you back under and let's have this happen

you are not supposed to do it you don't want to have an orgasm I am having mine later when someone calls me

I figure I will have one later too I don't see them anywhere I am going to have one now let's get back into it

let's go ahead breathe all the way in and all the way out getting relaxed

closing your eyes having your tools nearby allow yourself to get into a very relaxed state

listening to the sound of my voice and only the sound of my voice going deeper

deeper deeper relaxed now I want you to imagine yourself

on a lazy river feeling more relaxed than you have ever felt and the sound of the water

and the feeling of the water takes you deeper and deeper and deeper

and deeper and deeper and deeper relax, good

now on the count of three, two, one staring at my finger following my finger following my finger

allowing your eyes to follow my finger and close them down and good getting very relaxed

going into the most relaxed state you have ever known allowing yourself to go deeper and deeper and deeper

relaxed on the count of three, two, one you are going to feel incredibly horny

three, two, one feeling incredibly horny feeling incredibly sexual feeling good

feeling amazing now I'm going to have you take your tool now before you use it

I want you to visualize I want you to imagine and I want you to think about having this amazing orgasm

feel it here, I believe it and go ahead and do it now use the tool

use the Hitachi and turn it on and and go ahead

and using the Hitachi using it and having the most amazing orgasm you have ever

had allowing yourself to feel it feeling it do I get to open my eyes or no?

no close your eyes my eyes are starting to get a little okay

I don't know I can keep my eyes closed open your eyes oh

you know hypnotic Hitachi allowing yourself

to feel it feeling it deeper and deeper oh god oh yeah

allowing the sensation to take control it was good it wasn't the best I ever had

you know we didn't have we don't need to applause whoo

sorry I was so I was so encouraged Jackie Holland is phenomenal

that felt good but now yeah I am ready for another one in private time

I don't know about having the biggest orgasm of your life if that's even it's possible

but we probably needed more time to really get you to go super deep that was kind of like the escalated version it was good

it was a nice buzz definitely definitely

feels good okay brothers and sisters we got hypnotized but we didn't do the doboville communion

we didn't what is that well I'm an alter girl she is an alter girl

she was brought up Catholic fundamental Baptist she knows communion this though

is a different type of communion than you did in Catholic church

I don't know did you grow up in a church or of any sort I was raised Jewish well we'll say

we'll say we'll say we'll say we'll say

we'll say we'll say we'll say because it is his birthday

yes it is Ron happy birthday Ron thanks for not being able to make mine enjoy Alaska and then we also have

Angua Cocoa Leaker and that is herbal leaker so basically

you look whatever part of my body you want and then I pour either Ron Jeremy down your throat or herbal

down your throat what would you like it's very pleasurable I promise it's not invasive

or water I can give you a water bath I don't get it in your hair decisions decisions

decisions I'm going into a hypnotic state we can use water let's do the water

I'm gonna do another water boarding you should do the water but you should at least get laid wow

and then say I got laid I got laid she got laid okay but now

okay I need water oh there it is Hollywood Jake you want to try a little bit of the Agua

just a little bit I'll mix it I know what I'm up to just a tiny bit of it don't pour it all the way to the top of the

glass just a little tiny bit because it is very tasty and you look very nice in your lay

so now where is the salt hiding the hidden salt

the salt now I know you didn't grow up in Catholic Church so the salt is the body

okay I got a cookie now I already got a cookie how many cookies do you want

little girl look at that you can pick whatever part of me on the kitchen table there should be

famous last words the tits are usually considered the altar but alright we'll go with that

it's okay whatever you're comfortable with okay we'll go with that we're waiting for the salt yes we have sent them today

the Himalayan Mountains we are going off to find the Himalayan Mountains to get the salt I know where it is

find salt well why can't you just do this don't forget

you can call us anytime for any kind of therapy you need 310-568-0066

we specialize in everything porn star experience cuckolding

lesbian fetishes erotic hypnosis I've just been in classes with Dr. Susan Block to learn how to do this procedure

so please call us we love you okay that was very good except the salt is still not here

I'll go get it I said I could get it faster it's coming I'm not coming

we're digging for it in the mines the salt is coming the salt is sexual

take a picture okay here we go don't come yet, don't go away we've got two different kinds of salt

the pink Himalayan salt okay so I will actually put my shoes on

I took them off to relax my feet for the hypnosis and orgasm and now

present your altar she won actually for best altar girl of 2015 yes she did

congratulations thank you we call this bonoboville communion I always get boned

I love you can either go to her or she can bring the boobs to you I can come to you

here you are alright so you first lick take a little lick of some part here

nipple or boob yes above the nipple very nice very nice choice and then we salt that very nicely

and now you lick the salt and we sing bonoboville communion and now you lay your head back

the other way you turn around as though her boobs are a pillow and now you lay back

and you have been laid by the agua and now down the hatch we go

amen amen women now we go

she got laid very nice let's have some applause for hypnotist

Jackie Holland does her bonoboville communion with the lovely boobalicious

Dayton Reigns say that on microphone would you do too they were expensive

you look like you do can I see your boobs come on please with a cherry

maybe just the bra this way you're so skinny it's okay

who cares if you're padded she should adjust herself nip fix look at this

oh my god and it's glittery beautiful look at this

amazing body oh my gosh did you hypnotize yourself into having that body

I should do my weight loss program I have it I would like it that is quite the bot

can we see it again real quick so hot oh my goodness

I am going to have a very I'm pale we're all pale you're beautiful pale

beautiful we should all take a picture I'll even do this I feel so small

okay we are hot hot hot and we are all bonobos you know about bonobos we are lovers

bonobos are the make love not war chimpanzee they swing through the trees as well as through each other

so they are our closest kiss and cousins you like animals they are animals

humans are animals we are apes and bonobos are apes the closest

other animal on earth to humans and they have a lot of sex and they empower the females

and they've never been seen killing each other in the wild or captivity which is not true of any other great ape

including humans so we have a lot to learn from bonobos I think that's fascinating, thank you

well, you get a book I get a book maybe you should meet Boo Boo and Jaji

should we bring them out I think because you're a dog are you dog ready to meet another dog I think so

we'll see how it goes we'll see how it goes run and get the dogs we're going to have a dog meeting

just be careful don't run, just be careful those high heels and there goes

a topless woman in the high heels across the garden of bonoboville

well it's great to have you back you need to give me more time if we have more time I think I can get you a better orgasm

I had a good orgasm I think we can do better I understand we got to do it privately

we got to do it privately yet my penis is getting a little jealous Max will get the benefit later because I think these things do have

after effects even if you don't have the best orgasm of your life any kind of orgasm is great

any orgasm is great so I have a nice orgasm

so I should sign this for you yeah please sign it and there's a little section on hypnosis because there's a section

in which I talk about releasing your inner bonobo and how that's important to being free

and releasing your inner animal you know kind of getting rid of the hypocrisy and the pretense

of shame and the way into that is through self hypnosis self hypnosis is great

take yourself through the colors and into the depths of the ocean and then you rise up

and you become an amphibian and then you become a mammal and then a bonobo

and lo and behold you're swinging nice say I want you to hypnotize me I think you just kind of did

yeah a little bit I feel a little more relaxed do you want to

go a little deeper while we're waiting for the dogs so close your eyes I'll hold the mic

you lean back and I want you to yeah just lean back over there

that's good and visualize the color red as you take a deep breath

I'm also going a little fast here I should go slower but that's the way show business is

so take a deep breath in and visualize red red is the easiest color of the spectrum to visualize that's why

stop signs are red that's why all those political signs are red that's the first color you can see when you need to imagine

a color so see red and breathe in and as you breathe out

let the red change to orange a beautiful orange sunset going right down behind

your eyelids everything is orange orange orange you feel the orange just flowing through your body

and you breathe in orange orange orange and you breathe out yellow

the orange sunset turns into a yellow sun and everything is yellow yellow yellow you breathe in

and you're lying in a field of yellow daffodils with a beautiful yellow sun beating down on you

and a little breeze blowing and as you breathe out the breeze turns into a wind

and blows all the daffodils away and you're lying in a field of green green grass and everything is green

green green green peaceful calm beautiful cool green

everything is green and you feel your body rolling down the green green hill as you breathe in

you roll down down down down the green green hill soft green grass

greener and greener and you roll down farther and farther

and as you roll down off the green green hill breathing in you find yourself

diving down into the deep blue sea and everything is blue blue blue blue

and you dive down deeper and deeper and yes you can breathe underwater and you breathe in

diving down deeper and deeper and out deeper

you go the water is turning darker and deeper blue and you feel it rippling

all around your body relaxing you feel so good swimming down

down down until the water turns violet beautiful

deep dark purple violet and you're swimming

through the bottom of the ocean the deepest part

of your mind you're swimming along so free water rippling all around you

so relaxed very deep but not asleep you're still awake

and feeling good aren't you Jack? keep swimming very good

you're just swimming along and you're following my voice through the water right into the center

of the ocean past the fish and the seaweed until you see

me a mermaid me beautiful

with my arms outstretched opening up to you holding my arms open to you

and you swim right into my arms and how do you feel? good good

and I take my arms and I wrap you up in my beautiful watery arms

and you just feel it one with the ocean and if we had more time

I would take you into a fantasy but I'm just gonna take you

up out of the depths of the violet waters and into the blue blue sea and then up

onto the green land and yes it's like you're a fish who turns into an amphibian

and then you turn into a mammal with legs maybe like boots here

and you're walking on the land and then

you find your limbs getting longer and you're standing and you're swinging

through the trees you're a bonobo swinging back and forth

and around and around with the yellow sun shining through

the trees and you breathe in and the sun turns into a sunset

and the yellow turns orange and you breathe out and the orange turns red

the red red light of being awake and now you can open your eyes very relaxing

well good well let's hear it for Jackie Holland got very relaxed and

that was a little relaxation exercise I liked it I didn't have an objective

I didn't know if I wanted you to quit smoking or have an orgasm so I just took you into the color zone

feel free to use it I like it, I think I might add that and here are some dogs here are the babies

definitely boots really relaxed boots got very very relaxed

yes, yes you are very relaxed and now you wake up and there are other dogs how about this bohoots this is boo boo

and this is jazzy maybe a little girl dog might be better a girl dog

ooh don't be mad at her she's sweet he has social anxiety

he has social anxiety let's try the girl dog this is the girl dog that one looks like a girl

whoops boo boo is coming around the bend okay he likes boo boo

he's like a little bear he's like a little pomeranian angry bear okay how about this guy

oh okay okay one picture now boo boo

even in the dog world they can't all agree look at them very cute

are we getting some pictures of these guys does anyone have a piece of salami or something they can hold behind the photographer now see

she wants to get an emotional support animal could you go hold some salami we're getting a lot of emotional support here let me tell you

we are this is the dog patrol the dogs are all being good now the salami is on the way from the salumedia

look at that salami yeah that salami looks so good mmm

it's gonna make me have a big orgasm so should I do my trick you wanna do a trick the wolves

yeah but we should put the dog made me something yeah we should put the dogs away first

what should we do with the dogs because otherwise I can put this one on the guy no mine can go away

I'm also the boots guy what's with these dogs oh look at you

here have some salami have some salami oh there you get to be a

aww there you go whoa everybody got salami alrighty

I will do my token trick you're gonna do a token trick do you mind if she does a trick I would love to see the trick

okay you're 420 friendly right of course I ate a cookie okay I can smoke weed from my vagina

okay that's impressive I'm the cannabis she's gonna smoke weed from her vagina and she's so relaxed from your hypnosis

but I'm gonna do it really good that's why I look fat on camera right now I'm so relaxed I'm slouching

alright you can't look fat alright ready yeah mister we've got it

alrighty it's hypnotic more salami look at that

he throws it at like it's a wolf he does look like a wolf oh he's so cute did you want to start puffing

did you feel his fur oh he feels fabulous yeah he's like a little alright

so the panty boy panties have to come off I believe for this alrighty

these are for panty boy if you're listening at home we are going to smoke it joint do you want to get in the middle of us

sure Jack have you ever done this before I've never done this before someone has to hold the mic

I just want to be the first man you have to hold the mic there Susie oh yeah mic

Billy can talk Billy just wants to be the first man and he actually did this with cigars in the white house

so something like this here she goes Dayton Reigns with panties around her ankle let's take panties off

oh delightful okay and she's smoking okay she's got to use her kegel muscles

she's too relaxed brothers and sisters the problem is get it lit and here she goes

oh I saw it it got the the fire going there yep

should but always does I don't understand it's too tight

we are trying to smoke a I normally can do it every time what happened

what does normal have to do with this I am what are they called joints now maybe you're too relaxed

now it's gotten soggy okay here we go he's just looking for salami okay

and she's sucking it in there folks is she gonna puff it out today

I don't know it's a soggy joint I'm too wet for my hypnosis maybe so

maybe too wet can't do it alright so to speak sorry

we've all seen it she has done it many times I wish I could show it to you and I can't

joint got a little soggy too okay it was great we saw your pussy

really one more time I'll try one more time here we go

yeah exactly and that was the best it's fending oh yeah here we go

we're getting some of it not on the easy second reality we need a couple thousand just a couple

now she's shorted it get one get it and

no no blow I have something she has something else

oh I'm not allowed to leave lip any more don't leave alright brothers and sisters

we are winding up the show with one more trick she is going to now use another device

to show off her award winning kegel muscles 30 seconds just sign it off right now

okay not just mar so brothers and sisters love this center

here we go she is now going to pump it it's doing it right date and rain

no Jackie Jackie where do we find you on twitter at Jackie

Jackie Holland J-C-Q-U-I Jackie and then Holland like the country there we go

and out goes the smoke right I think it's not lit anymore there it goes

and date and rains hypnotherapist with the institute is hypnotizing her pussy alright

continue trying this through the after party make like bonobos make love not war

dump drunk and make love to someone you love tonight even if that someone is you

hypnotize yourself brothers and sisters and I love you we love you

turn around get rid of them all hey take a class sign

take a class sign yay talk with someone about something you can't talk about

with anyone else you can talk to us I'm Dr. Susan Block your sister at the end

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