Does SiZE Matter… in Politics or Sex?

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs and people at the bar. Hey, all you children is sex. And we are all children of sex, brothers and sisters.

The male and the female and everybody in between. The bananas and the peaches. The big and the small. Everyone is a child of sex.

We may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Brahma, or Donald Trump. He's got a lot of children. One thing we all are is children of sex. Sex is what brings us into the world, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, and sex

is what motivates us to stick around for a while. Whether that's PIV sex, you know what PIV means? Penis in vagina. You learn something.

Or perhaps foot sex, you know, there's all kinds of sex. Sex makes the global community go round and round and sometimes oblong, not so round. But before we get to that, I want to wish everyone a happy women's history month or herstory, if you want to get grammatically correct.

Happy women's herstory. So I just want to mention a fabulous woman that I learned about looking up Women's History Month on the World Wide Web, Hedy Lamar. Right?

Do you know about Hedy Lamar? Thank you for Hedy. Hedy had some head, and I'm not just talking about giving it. She was beautiful with luscious lips.

She was a great actress, part Jewish, Austrian, gorgeous. She appeared nude in a sex scene in the 1933 movie Ecstasy. Yeah. You like Hedy Lamar, Captain Max, huh?

Yeah? You don't have a microphone. OK, well, there's Captain Grinning. No, my microphone.

There he is. Hedy Lamar. Yes, I like Hedy Lamar. Yeah, is she one of your favorites?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Now, did you know that besides being a great sex symbol, Hedy Lamar was an inventor? She was an inventor.

A very important inventor, along with composer George Anfield, she invented a radio guidance system for Allied torpedoes using spread spectrum and frequency hopping technology. That's right. To defeat the threat of jamming by the Axis powers.

And this is now incorporated into modern Wi-Fi and Bluetooth technology. And she has been inducted into the National Inventors Hall of Fame in 2014. So there you go. One of the world's sexiest women, who was kind of an early porn star in a way because she wasn't

a nude film, was also an amazing inventor of wireless technology. So let's give it up to Hedy Lamar for women's first three months. Wait a minute. She also did what?

She was the first woman, right? The first woman what? To masturbate, to have an orgasm. Oh, you're talking about an ecstasy.

An ecstasy, yes. In that movie. Right. That's why I say it was like a porn scene.

Yeah, but we didn't explain it was actually an orgasm. Well, okay. Well, I needed you to explain that. Somebody was playing with the thing.

She was a great Bonobo revolutionary. Yeah, she was. She was. She definitely was.

And I mean, it's pretty much a porn star, although then she came to America and cleaned up her act, so to speak. But, you know, I haven't seen that film. I should see that ecstasy.

We should play that. But she was just one of these very, very all around women. Just pretty much a genius and gorgeous. And speaking of gorgeous, there is Dayton Reigns.

I am not going to speak to her genius, but she has yet to perhaps invent something. Reigns, you know, perhaps. Perhaps.

Perhaps. I mean, Hetty didn't invent her wireless technology until later in her life. But she was just a very all around great woman

and so happy Women's History Month. To Dayton and to Ono. And our lovely gal photographer here. And also Bambi, the new girl.

Yay, we have a new Bonobo. Yeah. Not that guy, Jenner. Sure.

Happy Women's History Month to Caitlyn Jenner, who Max calls a guy because Max is, you know, a throwback to Hetty Lamar. Old school, right, you could say.

But I, you know. I stick with my sexuality. You can be a girl or a guy. It's your choice.

I'm uptight about my sexuality. If you do it with commitment. Yes, she does. She really does look good.

Thank you, Dr. Garth Fisher. Who looks good? Caitlyn. Okay, I don't want to really spend too much time

on that guys and gals and everything in between. Right. Someone needs to talk. I can hear it.

Okay, so, look at this banana. This is the subject of my next talk. I'm looking at the banana and I see yellow. Because it's ironic, or perhaps you could say

it is fitting, that we are kicking off Women's Month. Women's History, Herstory, just Women's Month. Sad that it's just this one month, though.

It's kind of like Black History Month. Why is it just the one month? It's kind of silly. But anyway, we're kicking it off

with a conversation about penis size, thanks to the Republican Party. Which has been debating about this.

This is a subject. They do, they do. Thank you. We gave an award to Kenneth Starr.

Kenneth Starr. Best pornographer of the year, or perhaps this century. And his pornography was not a film.

He wishes it was. But it was Erotica written out. Maybe a little better written than Fifty Shades of Grey, I have to say.

Because, you know, Monica's kind of a creative girl. And descriptions of all sorts. No, that's not the right thing to bring up. Okay, yeah, there's the bonobo way.

And there is a banana as well as some other dildonic kind of facsimiles, right?

Facsimiles. So, here's your standard big floppy dong. Is that a standard?

It's huge. Standard big, I say. And in America, you know, bigger is better. Not for girls.

Exactly. So, anyway, to give you some background. The Republican presidential contenders are now debating

penis size, or more specifically, it's kind of a metaphor. So they think, but it really isn't. Hand size.

Okay, so now we can show some of the hands. Which is a kind of an old wives tale that it is related to penis size.

Although he really does have short fingers, Donald Trump, he does. Which was first announced by Spy Magazine, Graydon Carter,

actually who's now the editor-in-chief of Vanity Fair, back in, I think, like 1980 something. He was calling,

Graydon Carter called Donald Trump. We can show another picture of him now. A short-fingered vulgarian.

And since then- Did you say vulgarian? Not a vulgarian. Oh, not a vulgarian.

No, he's German. His original name was Dumpf, I think. Dumpf. Dumpkopf or something.

Anyway, who are the Dumpkopf's now? Whoa. So, whoa. So the size of Donald Trump's hands

has become a major subject of political discussion. Marco Rubio. So we could show Marco Rubio.

He's the... How big are his hands? Well, his hands look similar to Donald Trump's,

but he is 5'10 and Donald Trump is 6'2. Okay? So if you look at little Marco

as Donald likes to call him, yeah, he's littler than Donald. He's four inches shorter.

No, we don't want to show Saddam, I mean Osama yet. Yeah, well, he's gonna come up in the conversation.

Right, we're gonna see this soon. Okay, so back to Marco Rubio, please. We have another picture of him, don't we? Anyway,

Marco has used the size of Donald Trump's hands as a subject of attack. And there he is showing his own hands,

which are, you know, I mean, considering his head is so small, Jesus. They look relatively large.

So on Sunday in Virginia, Marco said of the Donald. He's always calling me little Marco. And I'll admit,

he's taller than me. He's like 6'2, which is why I don't understand

why his hands are the size of someone who is 5'2. Rubio said. And you know what they say

about men with small hands? You can't trust them. Oh. That's actually not exactly

what you say they say about men with small hands that, you know, there's the old wives tale, which actually

is statistically not true, that men with small hands have small penises. Not true. Not really.

I've been reading about it. No, 5'7, but that is what they say. My hands are bigger than Trump's.

So, in any case, thank you, HollywoodJ, get fisted. Yeah.

You can't trust them. So, you know, this is the subject of a great Republican

debate because, you know, this is what the Republican primary has focused on.

This is what it's about now. It's about who can be more vulgar, I guess. I thought I was the vulgarian,

but these guys are in competition. And Donald himself has gone absolutely wild. He says, he hit my hands.

Well, first of all, I mean, hit, I guess. He hit my hands. He slapped them probably.

I guess so. Probably bitch slapped them. Nobody has ever hit my hands. Now, if he's trying to say

has ever embarrassed me because of my hands, that's not true because Graydon Carter did it back in the 1980s and lots of people have been doing it

ever since. In fact, I've read about his small hands before and noticed them. And, you know, Rubio just caught up

with the trend. So then Donald says, are they small hands? And he referred to my hands.

If they are small, something else must be small. Donald is so articulate. I guarantee you...

Well, no, I gotta say it like Donald. I guarantee you, there's no problem. I guarantee. No problem.

I have small hands and I'm proud. Oh, that was Anthony Wiener. Yeah, you could show that again.

You see... Oh, I love Wiener. Anthony Wiener shows his Wiener there

in an underwear shot. A tidy, whitey selfie. That's the actual... Look at his Wiener, though.

It's kind of nice. There it is quite hard. We don't know, though, if it's one of these.

We don't know what's in there. But anyway, whatever's in there does look masculine. Maybe it's a hot dog.

There it is. The problem is, it sunk his political career. Don't show that yet. He showed it.

What are you doing back there? They're overzealous back there. They're not doing bad, actually. They're doing good.

Look at that. I gotta say... Mar, get off the film, Mar. It's about time the Republican Party

caught up with us. Because we have been saying that, you know, penis size

is really kind of at the base, so to speak, of... of a lot of things.

You know, for years, I've been saying that is what it comes down to. And really,

the Republican Party is the party of dickheads, really. That's... So, I mean, now you guys are all proving it,

you know, by making it the main subject, the main meme of your presidential primary debate.

Now, we can bring up those dildos, because in 2002, what did I call

Bush's threat to invade Iraq coupled with Saddam's

boasting that he had some big WMDs. Right? I called it the cock fight

in the Baghdad corral. That's right. And there are my dildos with the presidential cock head

and the enemy cock head right there. I was trying to suck up to the president right there.

It didn't work. Because the president was a pussy. His name is Bush. So, anyways,

that was the cock fight in the Baghdad corral when they were threatening each other and positioning each other just like a cock fight.

And I said they should do like bonobos do and just penis fence. You know, I still think that a lot of wars

would be solved and over if guys would just penis fence. But there's too much money at stake now, the military industrial complex

and everything. But, yeah, unfortunately, Bush did invade Iraq with shock and awe.

And started a worldwide disaster. Which I called the Bukhaki bombing crusade and then that turned

into the rape of Iraq. I got your penis metaphor, folks. Okay.

Now, of course, the ultimate American castration was 9-11. The cutting down of the twin towers

American Big Dick 1 and American Big Dick 2 this epitomized

American humiliation in a fiery castration. This is why she's not on television. Blown up before our early morning

eyes on international TV over and over, wounding us where it really hurts using our own planes like the castrator's box cutter

to slice into our soaring symbols of viral trade, forcing a ghastly fiery sort of ejaculation,

a gush of smoke, body parts and pain, a volcanic eruption of awful beauty. Beauty has no morals.

A castration, a degradation, a humiliation beyond death. Though the deaths of the 6,000, we thought it was 6,000 then.

It was since amended to like 3,000 or something, but this was written just after 9-11. Was painful enough.

Multibillion fold humiliation is bitter salt on our wounds. The humbling of America. The lone superpower.

Master of the world. The man. We are all men in America, all strong compared to the poor of the world.

And we have all had our big dicks cut off suddenly without warning. Well, we didn't feel warned.

Actually, Bush had about a month of warning, but he was vacationing in Texas with that horse, with the big dick, huh?

Yeah. So, yeah. It's a small world with a lot of people. Mary Carey,

I will say for us, she did do a photo shoot recently where she shaved her pubic hair and said, no more Bush.

For Jeb, when he got out of there. Yeah, Jeb's gone. So there's another Bush gone. But

we could have another Clinton in the White House. Now this guy actually had

a dildo made out of his resemblance here. This is, of course, my Billy Dick. Right.

So, you know, guys there in the Republican Party, you know, using the dick metaphor, we've been doing it

for decades, really. But in the middle of a primary debate, that

reaches new levels of short-fingered vulgarity. Don't you think? I think so.

What do you think at the bar? There. Hey, bar. And hello, this is the bar.

Yes. You know, you're You're going to chat. I don't have earphones.

Right. I hear it in, like, stereo. Pretty loud. Everybody quiet.

Step out to the garden. That's right. It is a library. And

those who are not quiet give us a demo Dayton, stand up. Those who are not quiet in the library

will get book spanked there. You suffered for the guys at the bar.

Okay, so the question now is really, does size matter

in politics or sex? And that's what we're going to talk about tonight with my guests.

By the way, the whole thing of the fingers and the toes hands. And you have a big dick.

Only for urges. Actually, our guest is very funny. We've been drinking together and talking. Well, I'm just about to wind into my guest here.

Don't burn the studio down with that. Well, this is a rather large hot penis.

Yes. We've got a theme of size tonight on DrSusanBlock.TV

and we range from the tiny, but you're wearing a big heels. I'll take my heels off. I'm very tiny.

Very tiny. This is the very tiny Dayton range except in front where she is, I think

a 32 triple D. So that's not so tiny. My tits are big. The part that

God or the goddess or you could say nature gave her. That's very tiny and very cute.

And we have a guest tonight who we kind of just found out about four hours ago.

His name is a little hard to pronounce, but I guess I'm going to call him Pat. Pat

he shows us the other side of the size spectrum at least

height wise. We don't know about what's in the pants. We don't. He's not that kind of actor, but let me give you a mic, Pat.

Well, no, no, don't even try to speak and you know you're sitting on my dildos. I'm just saying.

I mean, it's okay. Yeah, you got your pants on. So I don't mind. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, you want to get a microphone? Okay, now you're just sitting on whoa. Yeah, he's so big.

You have to, you know, watch where you're putting that thing. Oh, now you're sitting on my dildos. No, I'm good. They're happy about that.

Banana. No, thank you. So, put that there for later.

Okay. So, yes, you are my guest. I have all kinds of notes on you. I'm on a dark block.

Yeah. So you're very large, first of all, size wise. How tall are you? I'm 6'9". Wow.

6'9". Okay. Drink your milk. It's one foot and through

one foot and while you figure that out, can I see your hands? Well, you figure that out. Can I see your hands?

Let's look at your hands here. Okay, here we go. Wow. Okay, well, we still don't know if that correlates.

Holy cats. Those are some gigantic hands. Whoa. Can I try?

It could be an urban legend. Look at this. Oh my goodness. All right, men. Get ready.

Look at these hands. Pull out your hands. Okay. First annual

dick-dropping contest. Thank you, captain. Are you exasperated? Exasperated, no.

That is not the definition of exasperation. I know. My breath was taken. You guys look like a graph.

The little one, the little bigger one. I was hyperventilating. I apologize, dear lady. The rest is left to our imagination.

All right, so you brought yourself a book here. I did. It's not the book I expected. I thought there was some sort of book about sharks.

Actually, that was my first book. I wrote just when you thought it was safe. It was kind of phallic, a shark. I was going to compare it.

Actually, if you want to go phallic, we talked about this. The robot's head. The robot's head. A lot of people watching the show as kids

thought it was based on a penis. It was basically the libido for the hero. So that was sort of the... I've written three books.

I wrote just when you thought it was safe, a Jaws companion. The Jaws.

See, that fits with our theme because my theory is one of the reasons Jaws was so popular other than the just delicious horror

and gore that you guys like so much. Of course. Was it a shark, really, is a penis? Actually, you know what?

Sharks are just like... I was just going to say that. The first penis in nature. You posted something in Bonobo, Bill.

And I talked about it and that's why I think that men that are called sharks have the biggest penis.

Totally. They feel like. They have the big... Shark is like a

derivative of the penis. Because the shark was the first one. It is a euphemism, you could say, sometimes.

Because you can't show a penis in a children's movie. But you can show a shark tearing people apart.

Isn't that weird? Maybe it's just me. But I think it's weird that you can't show like a nice normal

or even an abnormal penis. How do you do an interview for that, though? Who has the nicest penis? I think it might be an opinion.

Maybe an interview? I don't know, like a casting call. I don't have an answer for that. But that's derailing me, Dayton.

So you get a spanking. Wait, wait, use my book. If you really want to hurt her, use my book. Both books.

You deserve this, Dayton. So... That's good. You'd like it if it was the Hulk book.

It would have been two pounds. Horror is okay. But a penis is so naughty that even the Republicans

can't actually say the word penis. They say hands and, you know... I can assure you everything is okay in that department.

Oh, there's a penis, right? Please tell me that's Anthony Wiener. I've seen too much of Anthony Wiener tonight. Don't be a wiener.

By the way, happy history. Call the Dr. Susan Block Institute if you need to, you know, expose yourself in some way.

And if you're a politician, it will be better for your career or a doctor, a lawyer, or an actor perhaps. Okay, go on.

We can help you. But yeah, speaking of... there was an argument that the poster for Jaws was phallic symbolism.

Yes, oh, it's not just an argument. A naked woman with the shark's head and a penis with a mouth. Yeah, a vagina dentata and all that.

Well, the vagina dentata is something that's been around for years. But this is the penis dentata shark, you know.

So, yeah, okay. What they do is the male knocks the woman upside down. He actually has a penis.

Yeah, he has something called claspers. It's the two fins in the back they grab them with. And then they fuck them.

Don't do this in the water. They don't do this at home. We're enjoying our shark here. I mean, banana.

For those of you that are listening, we are licking bananas. Mmm. Are you jealous?

I'm impressed, actually, ladies. Two beautiful women sharing a banana. Generically created banana. I'm just enjoying the view.

And we haven't even bit it yet. Yeah. Shark. Okay, so now.

This is the most unique appearance I've ever done. You are a giant man. Good. Unique is good.

And you're an actor and you act in horror movies as well. I do. In fact, if you have showtime beyond, Chastity Bites is on tonight

and tomorrow on Monday. Yes, Elba, Lesbian Vampire take over a small town. I honestly

That's Blank tonight right now. On Showtime Beyond. Joe Williamson, shout out to Joe Williamson. Hi, Joe. Thank you.

Who arranged for you to visit us. Joe's amazing. We love Joe. Joe sends us all these vampire killers.

Thank you, Joe. I would never kill a vampire. I don't necessarily think of as the usual guest for our show,

but anyway, you know, this I'm not a big fan of horror. You're not dark.

I mean, I know that some people find it actually a turn on in an aphrodisiac. Yeah, but all chicks like vampires.

You obviously love vampires. Of course, every girl loves vampires. A six foot nine guy tells me I obviously love vampires.

What am I going to say? No, I don't. I don't. You don't love sharks?

Not really. Do you see me licking a shark? I'm actually licking a banana. I'm not into that stuff.

Besides, bonobos are cool, but the greatest ape is the mandrel. He's got the cool nose. Here you go.

The mandrel attracts women. Mandrels are not apes. Anyway, they're monkeys, I think. Monkeys are apes.

No. If they have a tail, they're monkeys. If they don't have a tail. I apologize, I was an English major.

That was a put-in tail, though. Thank you to all state educations. That's why I don't have a tail. Anyway, I was about to give Chastity Bites

a little sort of indirect compliment because even though I don't like horror movies because, well,

they're just bloody and violent and kind of negative. But some of them are funny. I grant you.

Women empowerment, Doc. Women empowerment. Most of them are not women empowerment. They kill a lot of women.

They're all about the eroticism of killing women. Until the last 10 minutes when the woman kills the killer.

Well, they got to do that to be a little politically correct. But you spend most of the time just kind of going through the rape of Iraq

and different women over and over again until finally one of them is allowed to be the heroine.

She's allowed to be the heroine because of her virtue. Every horror movie is three little pics. Right, which always pisses me off that it's because of her virtue.

So I'm about to give Chastity Bites a compliment. You've seen Chastity Bites? No, I saw the trailer. I didn't have to see the movie, frankly.

It's on Showtime Beyond tonight. But let me just say that the synopsis of the movie

is that this evil older woman of course, an older woman. I always like to do that.

And porn too. I just want to let you guys know. Anybody over 25. This is true. Welcome to Hollywood.

So she's an evil older woman who maintains her beauty and just absolutely porcelain clear skin

even though she's like from the 1600s through bathing in the blood of virgins. OK.

I would do it. So I'm so sorry that I'm so vain that I would probably thought you were just going to play the part

in the porn version. So she could do that but I mean the blood part. I don't know. Kim Kardashian does

blood facials. So she becomes on that. The way she gets her blood

in the 21st century is she becomes an abstinence education teacher.

Like a main director of an abstinence education achastity program. And so

this movie is ultimately anti-abstinance education because she seems to get her victims

from the girls who are virgins. She keeps them virgins so that then she can murder them

and bathe in their blood so the ones who aren't virgins I'm guessing just looking at the trailer that the ones who

have sex are not subject to her evil so somebody wins in the end not her and anyway

so there's a little bit of pro-sex female empowerment actually in this movie

the film's writer producer but anyway go ahead. No you're right the film's writer producer a lot of Ferris Knowles is an amazing feminist

yes and I felt that from the film and she likes horror it's just you know it's like some people like rainbow showers

in their porn not me. Oh me either and I do porn but I do like a little horror. Horror?

Yeah. Wait is that W-H-O-R-E or H-O-R-E? I'm born in Vietnam prisoner

I have had a lot of horror people you know corp C you know corp C he's my good friend

and so he brings horror people he brought the guy who's in centipede the star of centipede human centipede was it the scientist

the kind of stout guy the little guy I helped push him

he's the head of the centipede I think I helped one of them I helped the manager push him while drunk he fell asleep on a computer

at mad monster party and I helped lift him into an elevator so they could take him upstairs that's using your size in the service of

helping others I can't watch the movie because I saw this guy so why can't you're a flamantropist I'm sorry a flavantropist

a flamantropist Eddie Lamar right here brothers give her time I know the word it's a joke

actually head of Lamar the important thing about her besides inventing radar and having that first simulated orgasm

or maybe it was real I've been Detroit and Detroit we had WGPR channel 62

at age 13 me and my brother maybe we don't say doc me and my brother Donald no relation to the Donald

no no no the Donald the Donald Jankiewicz Donald Jankiewicz and I would are you related to weird Al Yankiewicz

he kinda looks like him I love weird Al you do you look like a giant weird Al Yankiewicz he's like the weird Al Giant

I'm trying to find out what he was watching on his channel we would watch thank you captain we would watch Ecstasy

because it was for Detroit auto workers you would stand for Scream Black and the Scream Black and Stein and they would always run

Ecstasy on WGPR 62 I need Detroiters out there here's a shout out WGPR rules all night

and they would run R rated and dirty movies uncut for the auto workers and the 12 year old boy who snuck downstairs to watch

I was 13 Donald was 12 we'd watch the dirty French movies aww oh I know something

I just got a tweet from Panny Boy but you did maybe we just did

this is real time oh I'm sorry not Panny Boy's time but we want to give a shout out to Panny Boy well yeah

you want to show your panties a little I will show my panties although they're not that great tonight you know what I dropped a glass dick out of my vagina

a dick I'm so sorry we have a malfunction could you sense of that please

I would also like to give a shout out to the giver of this dick to me

because the giver is someone who is a man without a dick not well yeah

as a former alter boy I will have hurt my eyes Buck Angel Buck Angel I've heard of Buck Angel actually

Buck Angel is a transsexual who a transgender person I hope I'm being politically correct here

but I love Buck Angel no exactly the opposite a man with a vagina

well you could say so although the clit is very pronounced I've seen it and it takes a lot of hormones

and very muscular and hairy but no hasn't had like a dick put on there but look at this

that's a big nub dick you know when it comes to good sex you can have any size you want

as long as you can buy it buy it, feel good don't get an implant I've seen that

in fact your penis kind of winds up like this sometimes and you might have to get it taken out and when I say like this to the people who

are listening on radio bumps appear if they do the fat injections and it can get infected

no no now they just put a piece of steel in it accept what you got

walking around with this fucking thing it's not the size of the penis it weighs a ton I know

can I ask you anything about dick do you like a big dick, small dick average dick I like a dick that is nice

a person that is nice to me the bigger the dick you have it just depends on how you use it if it's not if it's not as well

in doubt it's still the ways that if you're just all out for yourself it's never gonna be good for the girl do you think that guys with big

or small dicks are more out for themselves I can't make an accusation on that I can only make an accusation on the way they think

accusation actually she used that kind of correctly I did use it correctly I can't make a comment or

I have to ask you could make a comment on that go right ahead do you prefer big dicks or small dick

but my question is as a porn actress do you prefer guy girl or girl girl I asked this question to Marilyn Chambers

I found the answer interesting um I like both and why

because it's my job no no I do prefer Marilyn Chambers said girl girl was more interesting

because they were cleaner than guys which I thought was interesting when did you ask her that question before she died

I don't do my interviews with a witty board there can be some skanky broads it depends because my worst experiences

have been with the ladies tell me why because they're pussy stinks they don't know

when they smell which is bizarre to me that's something I've never understood in my career a room shot really

no I'm just saying like some of them don't understand do you mention it to them I know

I would never the director and the producer mentioned that you can take some

a mint in your own mouth if you're supposed to go down on a girl who doesn't smell good and you kind of put the mint in and out

I can get gonorrhea and syphilis of the throat chlamydia of the throat so I'll just what do you actually do when it stinks they have to go home

wow have you ever said that yeah I've never said it no I've never said it

why do they think they have to go home the director says it it's not I've never said anything the director says

you're pussy stinks actually how it goes is this how would you brush that subject did you do

oh okay we're gonna take a quick break enjoy craft services and then

we'll be right back date and go to the bathroom okay so anyway somebody else

talks to them not me it's not my job so you find that women are less hygienic than men

cause I can tell a man use a baby wipe real quick and usually it's from urine or something a little sweat the baby wipe works great

with a female the organ is external what do you do with the baby wipe wipe your dick and balls

you wipe the dick and the balls with the baby suck on the baby wipe wash it off like wash your penis off but in open orifices that smells bad

and you do this to the person no they do it to themselves I hand them the baby wipe I'm not a fluffer

well that's no fun I do way more I'm not there to like she's a star right that's not my job

I liked it when I was at USC and the nurse came by and watched my well that's fine but I'm not there to watch I'm gonna suck their dick

in a minute anyway so let's just there's heading Lamar blowing a flower she looks like she's giving a blow job

oh yeah yeah again ecstasy was this weird 30's dirty movie they would show it they would show it in WGPR 62

if you watch Samson Delilah one of the interesting things the 1949 the original Cecil B DeMille version

you'll find that it's astounding when you watch it today because Victor Mature the films lead

I'm pretty sure that's a fake last name Stallone took everything from this guy I mean the whole eyebrow, the curled lip all that is Victor Mature

if you watch it watch it next time it's on AMC I've seen you in a different movie I think in a movie

you might have I what do you play a creepy guy with a dead leg what I want to know is about the foot fetish the foot fetish

don't you have a foot fetish in this chastity bites movie your character the character has a foot fetish thanks to

writer producer Lottie Ferris-Knolls and so what is your character wait where's the camera we have cute feet

we both have cute feet you do have very cute feet put your feet together ladies see those adorable feet though

now foot size is not reflective of how big our clits are okay curiously what's the symbolism of the dragonfly

I've seen that in a lot of women's feet it's a prehistoric I think he is a foot fetish you really notice that

you must like dragonflies so what is about what happens in the movie with the foot fetish I wish the guy you were watching

it's just just something the creepy character I play this is what got you on to my show keep that in mind

because the sharks and all that I'm so sorry my godfather the character I play

in the film is sort of a foot fetish thanks to writer producer Lottie Ferris-Knolls not I or my beloved side card

you do have cute feet and the rest of you is cute too of course doctor and you too of course so in what way

does he exhibit his foot fetish what does he do I think he reads about it on the internet or something

and what's his involvement in the movie I'm the henchman the beautiful lesbian vampire I was taking over a small town

is this in Chastity Bites this is indeed in Chastity Bites it sure as hell is an invasion of the second so she's a vampire

I am her henchman and you while she's sort of she kind of

sucks on the necks and bathes in the virgin blood you play with their feet pretty much that's sort of my thing do you suck on their toes

I don't know I think I've read about it on the internet I sure wish I would no it actually seems to bother you it does

I don't know I probably have been western proved what do you actually like sharks sharks and ninjas

I think are pretty cool well you say you don't like foot fetish no are we embarrassing you

no no you're not oh my god they have a clip from Chastity Bites what the hell did you find oh no

that's the scene from the film this is the trailer of course I'm in the trailer they're very nice people

oh again we're in the trailer are you sucking on toes no I'm not sucking on them

I am losing it a group sport for today's team there are oh there I am

what we missed you I might show up somewhere hang on here we go I'll show up somewhere

that's Louise Griffith she's the vampire I said oh yeah she's hot she's very beautiful

in this one the virginity action group the virginity action group what kind of right wing nut job cult is this

can we bathe in them they all volunteer to be virgins she's going to go down it's very cold they revamp you and go virgin

I'll find out for that they think they're going to get on MTV for being virgins you have to

no I haven't I just watched the trailer but I'm a good no you are doc

I don't know what's going on around here but it's pretty creepy Elizabeth Bathory she adhered to strict rules of witchcraft

and demanded a ceremonial sacrifice of 5 virgins Liz Batho is not who she says she is and everyone in B.A.D. in the block okay I'll totally do the porn version of that

if I get to be the girl that bathes in the blood I will pass it on to the appropriate people thank you I'm sure they've got my number

I'll be the older one oh there you are I saw you you look scary

I'm abducting someone thank you I was born with it no in the park down the middle yeah they do porn it down the middle

you do the abducting feet first see that's disgusting I like it

he's wearing this guy eroticizing blood and guts well but all horror

good job you did good so what turns you on sharks and ninjas really?

are you married or single? you know what this is a very interesting show I'm really having a good time you want to know about the book

I'll bet I just want to know if you're married or single we have an hour and a half I can't even know if he's married or single

he's probably not married 25th century you're gonna get to do all that it's because of the shark fetish

that we're not allowed to know I'm just kidding so aren't I allowed to kid with a comedian?

you are I'm Midwestern where are you from? Detroit Michigan

that is ghetto you are not that Midwestern I don't even know I'm with Detroit Michigan

to somebody else that hurts me that is seriously a dangerous area it is now

but you know what it sounds sad but you know a lot of people do channel their sexual

yearnings into you know blood, horror it's an interesting motif

you know what I mean kind of sick I think we have to take a break we're gonna come back with

Bonoboville Communion of some sort we're gonna have some fun no blood on this show

although we did show a trailer with blood but we make like bonobos not baboons so

mandrels are cooler aren't we talking about and we're talking about size and we have Bloody Mary

we love Bloody Mary Mary come on up and Betty Boop do you like my Betty Boop sock on my arm

oh that is cool Max Fleischer did her the same animator who did Superman and Felix the Cat

and Popeye you are just a fount of infotainment so don't come yet and don't go away we'll be right back

hi I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way inspired by my love for the make love

not war great apes you know the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions including face to face

but it's not just how bonobos have sex it's how they use sex to prevent murder and war

really they're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other they practice what I call peace through pleasure

with the females gently dominating the very happy very sexually satisfied males bonobos are special

partly because they just are and partly because they're very very close to us almost 99% genetically similar

to us when it comes to being human even being humane bonobos can teach us so much

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so get the book learn the bonobo way you'll be glad you did then you'll want to join bonobo ville a new global village

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bonobo conservation groups working to save the wild bonobos from extinction read the bonobo way and learn why this could be the most important

eco-sexual movement of our times and improve your love life sisters we are going to have a Sybian ride

for Masturbation mode so you've never been on a Sybian before? no I've never been on one before okay now you are

ready to ascend the throne Mr. Tracy you are going to ride god's machine

put one leg right here put the other right here and just position yourself comfortably put your clip right here

mountain have you ever ridden a Sybian by the way? oh I have many a times my favorite horse to ride

have Sybian yoga and experience it to the fullest oh

whoa go for the G spot go for the clip go for whatever works someone can come from their nipple

we've got for Jim Rado riding a Sybian wow holy shit

that does the job yeah it's doing it strikes again yes I do say that when it feels good

live on Dr.Suzi.tv from the womb in Bonoboville ride on cowboy

take a deep breath relax we never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian celebrate and masturbation

mom hallelujah we that is a beautiful thing thank you

Dr. Susan Block here wonderful human being wonderful human being Dr. Susan Block thank you I think we have orgasm

Houston we have lift off we have lift off okay we're gonna go

testify that you masturbate how was it what's your report my vagina is so tingly right now

it feels like pop rock I'm just gonna take this home I think it's bigger than your little body that is the best product endorsement

I've ever seen can I leave now like I'm ready come on where's the husband

we got the Sybian you don't need the husband oh my god whoa

no matter fall over whoa hey darling girl

I love you that's my girl wide web you're like a puppy

you need to be down boy I need to have you on your knees I think so we're back

and we are the Dr. Susan Block show broadcasting live from bonoboville bonobo mandrels are cooler

okay down on your knees for that and spanked by the bonobo way who's my book it's a better book than the bonobo way

spanked harder for saying that okay now what did you say to me earlier I said you were one of these

you're one of these amazing Southern California personalities you know what I mean like Elvira or Richard play no no but I mean

you were one of these no no you are the Southern California personality well you could only happen in California you know what I mean like Richard play

or Elvira yeah but you made it now true I made it you made it now

no you graduated Yale one of a kind I like the weather and you like the weather and not only that

anybody who went to like the Lakers game or anything would see your banner when there was the big Lakers riot your banner was on the news

do you remember that when you were down by yeah so I remember when the Lakers riot happened you would see my banner

Doc Box banner hanging on the on the pole do you remember that my banner hanging on the pole he's confusing me with

no no it was you am I right chapter my banner hanging on the pole what I want to do

down by the stadium yeah down by the stadium NBC what was it down by the stadium

by the arena Lakers had a huge riot and they tipped over cars I know Channel 7 kept showing your name as over

a burning car do you remember this it was very cool it was close to my place I had a place then downtown

yeah your name was out there and there was a burning car I want to get this footage underneath the burning car

your banner is like this big no you didn't cause it you can see the gentlemen who are causing it

but your name was right there they might as well have been working for you my name was there as for what reason though

well you have a banner up for publicity you had a banner up for publicity under the burning car they just lit the car on fire

you didn't do it but when they were filming the burning car your name and everything was available casual viewers

my claim to fame my name under a burning car my name I think well that's where you saw my name

under a burning car cool I guess kind of you're against burning cars

are you against what's your stand doc block burning cars that's cool I could see that as an art project

man's greatest achievement well I honestly have no problem with a burning car

it's killing people I have the problem with well you know if there's a person in the car if someone objects to you burning their car

or like one of your dogs was in the car there you go so that would be a problem but if it's just a car and someone wants to burn a car

not as long as it's not my car as long as you get publicity good or bad either way you're winning so tonight we're talking about

size sometimes it's good to have a little one like when you're sipping water through a

penis straw and sometimes it's good to have a big one so

we have a large guest tonight he's extra large he won't tell me he's married or single

or what his interests are he definitely does not have a foot fetish or maybe he does because he's so adamantly

against it but will you tell us if your penis is proportionate to your size my penis is proportionate to my size

he sounds like he's in school my penis is proportionate how big does that mean because you're a giant

does that mean your penis is like a foot long I'm a midget so don't feel I'm on a dwarf almost what does that got to do

with this penis being a foot long okay so let's assume his penis is about a foot long wow that's huge

well he's huge I know but that's so big a foot so you're not allowed to do

piv sex with Dayton and you remember what piv is I do, captain explained it in the bar at the beginning of the show

alright alright we all played it on show but we will allow you to lift her up I would be honored to lift up Dave

okay here we go and a drum roll please okay but can we show your tits of course

so first show the tits drum roll for the shit tit showing excuse me okay there we go and

and voila the biggest part about Dayton I even think each one of these might be bigger than

your head perhaps I'm wondering if I should hold my book under them but I don't want to

hold on you'll have time for your book lady you and your book we got your book don't worry you have plenty of time I understand the book anxiety

I understand it too that's why I smacked him with mine you didn't smack me in my own book that hurts

I promise you you'll have time with your book I'm sure it would feel good your book always feels you write books all night long

and by the harder they fall correct it's the ones the tiny ones you have to watch out for so here she is Dayton Reigns

okay ready she's wearing tank top under her beautiful 32

triple D boobs that are on display for all you voyeurs you boob lovers

and I think everyone is a boob lover women and men we all love boobs whoops

she's doing a dance the bosom ballet and now our very large

guest Pat Jankiewicz okay so cousin of weird Al Jankiewicz

well he seems to be and so he is going to lift our girl

Dayton Reigns up you should take your shoes off so we can see how

oh she wants to be graceful okay here we go but that's no challenge to lift her up because I could lift her up she's so tiny

okay but now they're going to do a trick whoa Jesus that's a weapon

okay here we go she's now doing a trick and she's got her legs wrapped around his head

and her whoops her arms down and her tits out and let's see got the microphone

now but this microphone is turned off okay here we go whoa and that's like stop motion that's amazing thank you

can we have an applause please for this did all the camera people get their shot yeah okay

thank you that was good you were useful there I know did I hurt you? no you did not do any thank you

that was amazing to watch though it was like an aurora borealis I mean it's just it almost looks impossible to do

and you're in high heels that's amazing she's the amazing Dayton Reigns that is impressive and she is a therapist with the Dr. Susan Block Institute

in case you need therapy thank you if I need a Sicilian therapist you'll be the first one I call thank you

how many heads taller than I said well I know you're both very fatigued no actually Dayton's taller than me right now oh now she got shorter than me

she's wearing how tall are you I decided to wear my short shoes tonight because I wanted to look you know not tall next to him

well thank you did you really appreciate that thank you you guys are very fatigued and adorable

mm-hmm so now you could lift both of us up I could ready? one, two, three

it's my great party trick I will not break the doctor or young Dan there tell me when I set you lovely

the hard part is never picking you up okay well we're just waiting for the photographers alright now down we go there we go

okay wow you're so strong I am momentary yes this is where size matters

okay does size matter in the bedroom or politics is our question of the night you know

America always feels that size bigger is better and what do we have we have the biggest military

industrial complex in the world there you go you know and this is something

that's not a good thing we also just to counterbalance that we have the biggest prison industrial complex in the world as well

guards need jobs too what was that guards need jobs too guards need jobs too

this guy needs a copy of the bonobo way as long as you sign it I'm cool and you know that is one of the reasons that the prison industrial complex

is so bloated it's America's most growing jobs program

and isn't that kind of sick it's interesting yes Captain Mack

we just got to keep all those people in prison that's what we got to do we don't want all those people

running around all those people who are in prison most of whom are in on like drug related charges

or let's just say nonviolent charges you know just in there rotting away

so that guards can have jobs you're making me feel bad guards with jobs alright so

I'm sure that Donald Trump he of the short fingers will make the prison industrial complex even bigger

bigger and more bloated to compensate for his short fingers what are we showing here what's that

what is that oh yeah this is the LA riots oh is this where my is this where my name is

I thought that was the guy from above we're looking for that we cannot find it but we're just going through oh the Lakers riots yeah find the shot

the burning car and Dr. Boxman the Lakers riots the Lakers riots was in the late no there was a recent one

there was like five minutes of Doc Block's name over a burning car I had a banner up somewhere down by a staple

center I'm sorry that's where our studios were off the blue line

right off the blue line there was your picture and it was sitting right over the gate actually

what year was it 1990 what you're thinking of the LA riots that was 91

or 92 or 93 the Lakers riots were like 99 or 98 no was it the recent one or the other one

I thought it was the recent one I think it was 2010 2010 yeah 2010

and you could read Doc Box's name really easily over a burning car I thought you guys had planned it it turned out so well you know

it really was a good it was all over the every news channel had Dr. Block's name hanging there over a burning car

should I sit down too yeah well yeah we burn your cars wanna get rid of your car call us

hey in that case the burning car served a good purpose to highlight my name there you go well it was on every news channel it was

it was KGTV ABC Channel 4 so what happened with your friends when

you told them you were gonna be on my show today I got a bunch I got a bunch of cryptic calls from friends who kept saying

do you know Dr. Block's show and I knew when you were on like KGTV and stuff so I thought well I guess we're gonna talk about the book

and psychiatry and they just laughed and hung up I got like five calls like that and they kept going do you know Dr. Block

and I go well she was she's an eye personality like Richard Blaine and they go she's not like Richard Blaine she's better

and then that's all they would say and they kind of giggle like terrorists and yeah I didn't hear

free in the breeze that was not what I expected but it's an interesting it's the most interesting talk show I've been on

what's free in the breeze you know free in the breeze Jaybird naked is a big

I'm not naked I know you're not naked but you know what I mean I mean the headlights are clearly on she's wearing her panties I know I apologize

oh I'm in trouble for being naked all the time no I mean you're not in trouble it's not like last week it was on Boston Radio

and I assure you it was nothing like this we're not like anything actually this is a very conservative show for us you're impressive

by now we should have done Bonobo Hill communion and you were an altar boy so you know

how important communion is sister in a gene I'm so sorry you gotta get right with the goddess or whatever you worship

happy herstery by the way ladies happy herstery, happy women's month and by the way we are

told that there could be other Bonobo Hill communions today I think we are celebrating the third anniversary

of Gonzo Bonobo he's been in Bonobo Hill for three years he's been in Bonobo Hill for three years

on March 5th under a burning car no I think 2010 woman look it up

you'll find the Lakers Dr. Susan Block I was at that game it was amazing to watch

it was a hell of an ad for you guys which is embarrassing to say on TV it's enough already with the burning car I was there

is that the burning car Don there's a burning car there's a car hold on one of them when you see

the Lakers riot it'll be Doc Block's name over a burning car alright so we are going to do

our Bonobo Hill communion before we are over okay so Gonzo Bonobo is going to do a communion

and are you going to do there's someone that'll hold the camera there's someone that'll hold the camera Oh Nobo

Oh Nobo has a camera in her hand she has a camera in her hand Bambi don't drop the camera

bring in the stunt guy no they're so sexist god damn

one in Rome woman I will do as Romans do Gonzo Bonobo speech

here you want to trade me this is his third anniversary sit in the hot seat Gonzo congratulations

don't sit on the dildos please don't sit on my porch he's just right so

does size matter so I mean congratulations you're a Gonzo

third year what's the craziest thing you've seen in the show this is my first time tonight I'd say the four or five laughing phone calls

I promised I wouldn't put them on the spot I had no idea what I was to expect tonight not what we saw on the show is what we don't see on the show

I didn't promise I wouldn't put them on the spot that bird lady that snake lady what is the weirdest thing you saw

that was the most amazing thing bird lady well he's met me you're pretty amazing

that's amazing enough oh a gentleman well you wouldn't tell us if you were married or single

hang on I'm still working yeah you want to be there who are you he's six foot nine is who he is

that's right what is the weirdest thing you've seen when you address him you say yes sir

ma'am I think he should call me ma'am yes ma'am I apologize I hate being called ma'am especially by six foot nine

call me cupcake or something call me ma'am it indicates that you know yeah I'll say

third year I also want to say that that we're now being rated above of Vivid Radio

alright we're right on Playboy's ass we're sniffing their hairs you know

yeah the show has become quite extraordinary it's the greatest sex show on earth and the bonobo way is getting more five star reviews

and Dr. Serena Gaia a professor of humanities at the University of Puerto Rico at Mayaguez said that the bonobo way

talk that I gave is a keynote address to the students you filled the auditorium

Puerto Rico was a quote big hit

now when it comes to keynote addresses you have to be able to touch them now we can't do that

is important oh now Max is talking about students and how they turn them on but he can't touch them I'm trying to talk about

my talk here there were a lot of wonderful students and some of them are now our friends

coming here and we're of course going to go back to Puerto Rico to party with them we partied with some of them on the beach

and yeah read all about it on the bonobo news

so Gaia should take three years well I think Gonzo should so that he can get the camera back

he's going to also show our guest how it's done okay so will you please

would you like Ron DeGermi-Rum or Agua Coco-Leaf liquor uh what do you want

what's your day I'm an alcohol connoisseur I don't want to say that beer

yeah right remember our trip to Berkeley so I don't I don't do much of that

would you like the Agua okay we'll do the Agua I'm going to give him some I got it

I got you this Agua comes from the the the rainforest and the cocoa

the coral cut tot or not what's the Catholic prayer oh Anno Domini and then goes to Holland

you're extremely mixed right okay so you know in Catholic communion you have the body

of the Lord and the blood speaking of blood you're the horror and stuff and you of course are friends with our friend

Troma Guy Lloyd Coffin the great Lloyd Coffin and we had Asta Parades and one of his other

Catherine I think I met Catherine once at Comic Con so they're into

green blood they're on Troma Films shout out to Troma Films I like a lot of these

horror movies because they have a lot of good messages in them it's just the blood but of course they got away with it in that

nuclear high nuclear high I'm in class of nuclear high part 3 or part 2

the blood is green the next one out I'm a horrified Fangoria reporter watching people melt down in front of me and I love the green blood

I have to say because it doesn't look like blood so okay so we have the blood and now we have the body

of Dayton so move forward so now you so where do you want it tits

come on what do you have to ask nice lick right

he knows how to do it and now we have a little salt and now

yes and a quickie oh you want it to be longer

see she likes you let me see your fingers I need more let me see those hands

that's my yellow bonobo hands up and now back in the lap of luxury

he goes and the agua is poured down his throat

actually before you do that here you're going to get laid getting laid

the blood of trauma going down his throat absolutely

yeah green blood we love it what are you doing taking notes yeah I want to do a shout out to trauma

on my blog smart I take notes during this show because you know

there's no script I just write things down during it and let's have a hand for Gonzo Bonobo with us

for three years and put it in your mouth your motherfucking mouth

Gonzo did all of it good job you did good you did good

I'm professional with others lipstick all over your face very good nice

are you ready to follow that up? nervously yes since we're not letting you have piv sex

with Dayton I don't even know what that is she went over that in the first ten minutes I'm confused

could you explain that please yes alice and vagina penis and vagina

you said prowess and vagina you went prowess and vagina what? did you say polish?

I said penis and vagina penis and vagina how about polish sausage would make more sense actually it's technically

it's kibosa which is fabulous kibosa how big is yours I'm curious

to try Michigan anyone calls it kibosa I know what kibosa if you order it

like Costco it'll be like polish hotdog but everyone in Detroit will call it kibosa you know kibosa kill bossa

kill bossa since you can't stick your kibosa into Dayton let's get some kibosa Italian pudding

we are going to get you laid right now right here on the show we have gotten you laid properly

and you look good in it it's more festive now do we have a pouring some green blood

this is the traumatized I'm a professional the honor of Lloyd Kaufman Christ

Lloyd Kaufman is kind of a Christ figure because he's always saying that

the mainstream media doesn't give him enough PR or something here he is

relax relax I'm going to hold the mic so you can get on your knees

look at these sneakers or the size of canoes you're already ready to lie back you haven't done the

you have to turn around first no wait you didn't do the

the salt you didn't do the salt you have to do the salt yes

okay you can do a shoulder what okay no he did the did he lick it?

you don't even want him to lick your shoulder how about your knee how about your foot it's a foot fetish thing

just a few weeks he just wants me to pour it down his throat I guess

he can't even lick me what about the foot the elixir are you nervous

just lick my nipple come on the nipple will go for the shoulder the shoulder

and the salt here we go this is the body wow yay so fun

thanks wow me too see how important size is brothers and sisters and then you lick it again

my god I think he did it he is hairy big and hairy

ouch ouch you have to let me move don't crush her don't crush her

I don't know if you should lie back on her lean back on the thing here

the stool okay okay so I'm a hundred pounds how much do you weigh

I'm about two sixty five right so you're about one sixty five which is a whole human so scoot your feet

towards the chair towards the chair she doesn't like being called ma'am I do I apologize doctor

okay it's good this is the weirdest difference it'll be fun

I love that okay open down the hatch drink that green blood

ooh it went down his cheek thank you thank you ladies very good

let's hear it for Agua and let's hear it for Pat thank you Djangovitz

and Dayton what was that this is the most unique appearance I've ever had promoting a book

we're gonna even let you say the name of your book oh it's book for hundreds in the 20th century thank you

on tv companion available on bare men or media you can get it on Amazon or you're welcome comic shop

thank you your highness all right ladies thank you should we just leave him there on the floor we'll just sort of pull you out

so cool so where can we find you besides much more fun a lot

should I lean forward yeah we're ready to pretty much close the show do a pitch

it's okay but tell us where we can find you when we need a big guy I would be honored

I would say after the book is available on Amazon it's on Kindle it's on

your old comic shop you can order it Barnes and Noble carries it Barnes and Noble online it's carried in most of the bookstores

it's carried in most of the bookstores I also have two other books if you want to read about Jaws as Thoc Block mentioned it's available

just when you thought of a save for Jaws companion do you have a shark that is if you have a shark finish which everybody should and you wouldn't like me when I'm angry

hot companion when you're angry you look good down on the floor like that thank you

you also write for different magazines I write for time publishing Star Trek the magazine occasionally Star Wars the magazine

Fangoria magazine if you were ever a 14 year old boy that's your jam we have a lot of them they shouldn't be

listening but they are and what would you like did you want to do communion off of his big dick no for you

off of your fabulous top part no not that this is totally

not my normal oh we know you hang out in the massage parlors we're out of time anyway Dr. Suzy

we do adore you Dr. Suzy you are singularly Southern California even though you went to Yale and you're from back east

even though you and Dayton are midwestern girls Dayton is not a midwestern girl and actually I'm a lot of things

but midwestern girls not one of them but I'm not going to hold my microphone unless you get on your knees ooh

oh my god his shoe is as big his shoe will come out of my throat yeah

so now you got to turn on that other microphone back there please but yo this is this is a uniquely Southern California

experience yes it is alright so let's see who else did I want to

shout out here so Max do you have something to say do I have something to say yeah listen the country is

in the pits the shithole and the sinkhole and the sinkhole and there's a bunch of crazy people running

for office I mean they're all out of their fucking mind it is amazing it's like idiocracy isn't it yeah it's totally

it's got nothing to do with democracy no idiocracy that's correct I'm just surprised no pro wrestlers you know

you know in some ways this idiocracy or whatever you want to call the republican debate is kind of laying bare

what's always been hidden in their pants and that is their shortcomings you know you see it now

it's so apparent that they have nothing to really offer the people of America

the people of the world they got things to offer to their families oh yeah oh yeah you should see the Trump's sons

they both look like dickheads with hair I mean such privileged greening

cock heads you couldn't find a more central casting couldn't cast them better

but yeah Trump a man of vanity pride greed rage

a walking squawking lie I wrote this earlier an expensively attired bloviating shitbag of hypocrisy with agent orange hair

and stubby fingers agent orange hair that's a good one go Donald you know

go Donald don't go well I mean maybe it'll be an easy win for Hillary maybe not

I mean it's kind of all over it's like the joke is over he's been bashing people

and you see what these people have been doing Hillary too they're all like they're all on the take

they're all part of the industrial military complex that's how they make their money you know and there is no trickle down

very little trickle down I can't read that if you're gonna come here just bring it over it's like your daughter has been taken

what does that say what's your record with the Hitachi is that towards me

who's asking is that a tweet it's a tweet that sounds like the question Panny Boy would ask

I can answer that and so he wants to know with Dayton he wants to know about me oh Max what's your record

with the Hitachi for your orgasms about five or six okay you never use the Hitachi

all I have is what's your record with the Hitachi maybe he's talking about mine what is your record

my record with the Hitachi is not that many you don't like vibrators that I've seen

what makes you come dick dick harry doesn't

just dick nothing on your clip no I don't really need it she's a porn star

I don't even know if she actually what does that mean I don't know I can't give away all my secrets

we're in overtime so size sometimes size does not matter

we're gonna put Dayton on a Hitachi and for my birthday we'll have all the girls put the Hitachi

on my vagina speaking of which yep Dayton's birthday is coming up it's gonna be the 19th

next week is hypnosis that's where I'm wearing purple I'm getting in the mood for be here or be square

Jackie Holland who is coming back she is one of the stars of Hollywood sex wars she's been on this show a few years ago

she's in bikini superheroes now playing on Skinnamax she is a hypnotist I said erotic hypnosis

because that is what we do at the Dr. Susan Block Institute Jackie is a hypnotist who is so erotic

simply because she's gorgeous we're gonna find out she's gonna hypnotize some people I hope she hypnotize me

maybe she will present yourself exactly that might do it better than Hitachi and you hear the little music

and that is the little music so size only matters if you want it to right? and a lot of our clients do

so give us a call but it's not important it doesn't have to be by the way I want to say Hitler was said to have a very tiny

and deformed micro penis and he was I don't know if it's got anything to do with syphilis

because it was a birth defect so I think it's got more to do with what drove him crazy yeah syphilis was

I don't even know if he had syphilis but he definitely according to this study that was done of his corpse

had a micro penis although there is no penis bone left over so no it wasn't a study of his corpse it was according to

when he was in World War I as a soldier they examined him and the doctor in the German army determined

he had a deformed micro penis and there's actually a name for it and it's a genetic inheritance so you know these penis issues

are kind of important they do relate to politics they can kind of drive people crazy you know and

let's just say guys you got what you got don't let it turn you into

a raging lunatic everybody likes that don't protest too much with your short fingers

or we're just going to assume the worst yep we love you whatever your size

and anyways we want you to make like bonobos not baboons

make love not war make love to someone you love tonight even if that's someone is you I love you

we love you peace out people need to talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else

you can talk to us I'm Dr. Susan Block your mistress of the airwaves but my day job is director

of the Dr. Susan Block Institute for the erotic arts and sciences specializing in sex therapy over the phone

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