Masturbation Month 2016 Kick-Off

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tonight, if you're listening to me lie, my warm masturbation love, it's coming. So am I, well, almost, I'm riding my Sybian. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters, I'm feeling good. That's what masturbation is all about.

It's not about procreation. It's not even about relationships, except for your relationship with yourself. It's all about the recreation. Come, let us play.

And, yeah, it's just a, like, you know, minutes away. Masturbation month, the merry month of May. We love masturbation month, don't we, Captain Max? Oh, but he's not on microphone.

We sure do. Yes, we do, because much as we are a couple, well, you know, I mean, we've been together over 24 years of marriage and even longer being friends and lovers, but I mean, no matter what the longest term relationship you or I will ever have is the one that you have with yourself.

So make it a good one. And that's what masturbation month is all about. Everybody masturbates. Yes, I have some flashcards.

There are great benefits to masturbation. So often we hear about the drawbacks, but let's talk about some of the benefits. Yes, indeed. One, masturbation is natural.

We're not the only ones. Bonobos spank the monkey, too. And I mean, even my snake Eve, well, she doesn't have arms to reach her. Unfortunately, she can't do it that way.

We're very, very lucky we humans. As George Carlin once said, if God hadn't had intended us not to masturbate, he or she would have made our arms shorter. Right? Like Tyrannosaurus Rex or Eve.

Although I've seen Eve rubbing up against her rocks, you know, in this sensuous way that I find very masturbatory. So many things are. But Eve is, you know, she's an old snake. She's about 15, 16 years old.

So I wanted to bring her out to say hi, but I'm going to put her away. She is our Eve, our snake, in our garden of Eden, where we are broadcasting live from Bonoboville. And yes, I have some special guests tonight. We're going to help me with some of the other benefits of masturbation.

And maybe I'll turn up my Sybian. And I've got all kinds of other toys here too tonight, including a Bill Clinton dildo. Because we wouldn't have masturbation month if not for Bill, really. We can thank Bill.

And it was before he got caught with, you know, his spooge on that dress. It was when he fired Dr. Joyce Lynn Elders, U.S. Surgeon General for suggesting that masturbation should be taught. Not how to play with yourself, okay? But just taught as a method of safe sex.

Yes. He fired her. That's why we call, you know, spanking the monkey, fire in the Surgeon General. Yeah.

And that's why the good ladies of good vibrations and the godmother of masturbation, Betty Dodson, started this great month, masturbation month. So here we are. And here's the lovely Dayton Reigns. Yes, indeed.

Hi. The producer of Dr. Susie.TV. Can I hear an amen? Amen.

Can I hear an A-women? A-women. A-women. Are we going to masturbate?

We're very springy tonight. We are. Well, I'm going to spring on to something. I started by playing with my snake and vibrating my vulva.

But I think I can't do both at the same time. So can you provide the Eve container here? Yes, indeed. And yes, Eve is going to go back into her little container.

Okay. And I also want to introduce someone new. Yes, like Bonobos. We love our old friends, but we love strangers.

And the new girl in town tonight who is a little bit of an expert in this subject and some others that I'm very excited to talk with her about as well as maybe some other things. She is Savannah Fire. Hi. Hey, Savannah Fire.

Welcome to the Dr. Susan Block Show. Welcome to Bonoboville. Thank you. I'm having a good time already, as you can see.

We want to thank 360 Models and Isaiah for bringing us Savannah. And so Savannah, welcome. Thank you. So you just found out it was masturbation month.

I know, that's awesome. Have you ever celebrated it before? I have not. I feel like I celebrate it every day though.

Every day. You know, that's a good point because a lot of people say, well, why just one month? And yes, of course we should masturbate as often as we like, really. I agree.

Unless we get skin abrasions or I don't know, there could be some reason not to, but very few reasons not to. And yet this is a month in which we don't just do it. We celebrate it and we honor it, you know, like women's history month, you know. We shouldn't always appreciate women, but this is the month we talk about it, you know.

So merry masturbation month. I'm saying it in advance. It starts on May Day, which is also, I think, become eco-sexual day or something like that. I think Dr. Annie Sprinkle has dubbed it.

Eco-sexuality day. And it's also May Day, the day we dance around the maple. I got a maple right here. Yeah.

So have you ever ridden a Sybian? I have. You have? Yes.

Is that something you enjoy? I do like it. Yeah. I'm going to turn mine up a little bit.

What is your favorite way to masturbate? Usually the Hitachi, which is kind of similar. I don't have a Sybian, so kind of similar. We just so happen to have one here.

A Hitachi. Yeah, a Hitachi is really, really powerful and yet gentle. It's got that right rhythm, you know. I mean, they've got some sort of formula that, you know, is very powerful,

but you have to plug it in and then there are the little new fangled things like Dayton brought us here. This is a Trojan. What is this?

The Trojan bullet. The Trojan bullet. It actually gets pretty intense. It does.

It does. It does. Hmm. Oh, there we go.

All right. So put it up to four. You know, and it hits the spot, especially, you know, if you're driving or kind of, I don't know, traveling and you don't want to take a big heavy Hitachi.

So there's different types of masturbation, toys for everyone. I also have, of course, the King of Kink, perhaps also the King of Masturbation. I'm not sure you implied that in your message to me. Simon Odysseus Blaze, welcome back to Bonoboville.

Thank you for having me. Absolutely. So, hmm, you ever ridden a Sybian? I have.

Yeah. Do you like it? At the Purple Palace. Uh, yeah.

I'm clitoris, remember? I know. I don't like it. Oh yeah, you felt it.

That's right. Yeah, I felt it. Yeah, you know my clit. I do know your clit.

It's really nice. I know your clit. Oh. But I don't care.

I don't really like the Sybian. That's why I was asking if you like it. Some people like it. Have you tried it with the attachments?

Yes. No, thank you. That works better for me personally. You like the attachments.

I don't like it. I think maybe she didn't like the attachments. I don't like the attachments. I did a whole solo girl shoot with the attachments for 12 hours.

Nah, I'm good. I don't want to touch that thing again. Well, you know, that might have been a little too much too soon. See, right now, what I'm doing, honestly, it's just a little bit.

Racier than just kind of riding on a merry-go-round. You know, you're riding one of those nice big horsies that spread your legs and your lips open and vibrate you. And yet, you know, it doesn't feel invasive.

It feels very nice. I like that. But you know, I'm the kind of gal that would get off sitting on a washing machine. You know, before I got a vibrator.

This is now vibrating my knee. Okay. You're vibrating everywhere. So, Simon, what is your favorite way to masturbate?

With the G5 GBM professional handheld massager. What is that? G5. I'm not even going to try to repeat that.

And they're not a sponsor yet. But he wants to know about it. It's a chiropractic level apparatus that professional athletes will use. It basically has the wallop of a Sybian, but it's handheld and very quiet, relatively speaking.

Right. Wow. And it rubs you on the outside. It does a circle instead of the Hitachi, which goes back and forth.

It does a circle. So it does a circle. Well, you could do a circle with a Hitachi. You just have to, it's all on the wrist action.

Manually, but it's happening 55 cycles per second. Uh-huh. Right. I don't know how you feel about that, Savannah.

But I don't always want to circle myself. I'll bring mine the next time. Oh, the next time. Next time I'll bring it.

Okay. Well, masturbation can be any time of year. But masturbation month is kicking off tonight here on the Dr. Susan Block show. So, uh, I have all these different types of toys, including nature's own dildos.

Well, facsimiles of nature's own dildos. Actually, I'm not sure about using corn or a real banana. Cucumbers, though, very good. And if you put a hot dog in a condom, well, I wouldn't do it.

But I've heard quite a few people swear about it. I've heard people do it, too. I think really it's kind of skinny. So, let's see.

The first thing here. Do we want to get a couple of you ladies up here with me? Sure. I mean, I have various things.

You can play with the things or pretend to play with the things. Or just examine the things. And, uh, we have things. Oh, and you're now sitting on a Buck Angel sword dildo.

Oh, I don't want that up my ass. Well, you know, it doesn't necessarily have to go up your ass. I know what I was sitting on. Okay, so masturbation is natural.

Animals do it of all sorts, not just humans. And then we have number seven. Oh, wow, the whole bed's vibrating. Right, right.

It actually feels really good. And thank you. Masturbation is convenient. Right?

Very convenient. As Truman Capote says, you don't have to dress up for it. Right? Do you want to hold this?

Sure. You want to be a sex educator? I do. Absolutely.

You're educating. Right? I mean, that's true. It is convenient.

Sometimes sex with a partner is not convenient. True. For you or for your partner. So, you know, masturbation is only up to you.

And yeah, you can do it in so many ways at so many times. I mean, how about this? Just squeezing and releasing your kegel muscles while at the gym. Anybody ever do that?

I do it all. I don't go to the gym. Right? But I do it all the time.

I've been sitting there. I used to go to the gym. That was before I met Max. I would go to the gym.

Really? And I would see some hot, you know, guy or girl. And then I do my leg crunch. Oh, really?

Yeah. Yeah. The leg crunches. And then back.

You're so perverted. I'm very perverted. That's awesome. That's why you're such a good masturbator.

I'm a great masturbator. All right. So, number six. Masturbation is eco-sexual.

What do we mean by that? Well, eco-ecological and sexual. It's very ecological. You don't make babies from it.

It doesn't pollute the earth or anyone else. They call it self-pollution. That's the old term for it. But really...

Masturbation is self-pollution? It's one of those churchy terms that's been used. Who else here is old enough to have ever heard self-pollution or self-abuse? There we go.

I haven't heard that, but I've heard that it's bad. You're not supposed to touch yourself in the Catholic Church. Okay. You know, it's very naughty.

You'll go to hell. It's Jesus. There's Jesus. You can masturbate with Jesus.

It is considered to be... This is my jackhammer Jesus, by the way. I love this. And it is made by divine interventions.

Just a plug, and it will plug you real good. I'm looking to get that. Yeah. What religion were you brought up with?

I was brought up Catholic. Catholic. All right. Well, hold on to this.

You may want to use it. I mean, even if you just... You want to just try to see if you can get it in your mouth. Put it in your mouth.

It'll be fine. And then I'll... Jesus is in her now. Okay.

So, masturbation is eco-sexual, and it is, you know, keeps you in tune with the earth, especially if you do it outdoors. Right? It's so much fun.

That is a lot of fun. Have you ever masturbated outdoors? I've done that many times, yes. In the ocean?

Letting the ocean? Yeah. I was going to say, at the beach, it's really nice. I'm masturbating now.

Don't let me stop you if you want to masturbate. And, you know, masturbation can mean a lot of things. Okay. Number five.

Masturbation is safe. Pretty safe. I mean, unless you're sticking light bulbs up your rectum, or doing some of those auto-asphyxiation things that kill people,

really, I do not recommend that. People do it. What can I say? At least it's just you and not somebody else you're strangling.

But I don't recommend it. You shouldn't do it. But, I mean, mostly you're just choking the chicken, right? And you're not choking yourself.

Well, you're not going to get an STD. Well, yeah. You're not going to get an STD from yourself. Now, you could, if you're using dirty toys.

Dirty toys? Yeah. Dirty toys will give you infection. Don't use dirty toys.

Don't double dip. Uh-uh. If you're using dirty toys, you are not very educated. Right.

You have to clean your toys and put condoms on them. Ew. I'm going to hold that. Masturbation is safe.

But, you know, I mean, nine times out of 10, 99% of masturbation is not going to hurt you. I mean, unless you hurt yourself, you know, sticking pins. Don't use a shop vac.

There you go. Right. That is kind of popular. Yeah.

People sometimes like to do things like that. It's not good for you. Masturbation is relaxing. Number four.

Right. Somebody said, you know, it's so great to masturbate because you don't have to talk to anybody afterwards. It's like, you get to just go, you know, to say,

was it good for you? That was great. Thank you. Oh, I love you.

You know, I mean, I love to say those things. Don't get me wrong. Those are great things. Right.

You can't just go to sleep? What a selfish bitch I am. It's very, you know, I think I'm going to, do I get to masturbate?

I don't care if it's because of me really. No, you know, it is kind of selfish. I didn't know I was supposed to ask for light of these. It's, but, you know, sometimes it's good to be selfish.

Sometimes a little bit selfish. And hey, it's better to be selfish by yourself than when you're with someone. Although you can, of course, do mutual masturbation.

That's a whole other thing. We're talking about self. Is titty fucking masturbation? I don't know.

Let me see your tits. Okay. Okay. I'm masturbating.

Is this masturbation for a man? Like if they titty fuck me, is that a form of like No, I would say that's titty fucking. Oh, but I mean, it's not a form of it.

I'm not getting really much pleasure out of it. It's more. I think we'll have to take a vote. I say it is titty fucking.

It is not actual masturbation. What do you say? That's what I think too, titty fucking. Don't let me influence your vote.

Okay. I think it might be a half and half. Okay. Because they're kind of holding their cock

at the base usually. But there's the two of you together and it doesn't involve You can masturbate together.

No. But then that's It's stretching the definition of masturbation. I was just curious.

I needed the definition. What would you like to weigh in? I think it's a hybrid. I would like to have some microphone.

Hold on. There we go. There you go. All right.

I think it's a hybrid. Oh, it just went. Between a masturbatory experience using someone's breasts.

It's a hybrid version of masturbation. You know when it's a masturbatory experience. When they're kind of closing their eyes and they're just,

I hate to say this statement, but honestly, I feel it's a mask. When they say,

Oh, you're just using me as a masturbation toy. You know, I say that. When,

No, if a girl says that say, or a guy could be used. Who says that? Lots of people.

Oh, I never said that to anybody. I mean, maybe they don't say it directly to the lover. No, you know what?

They say it to me as a therapist. They say, Okay, a woman might say to me, you know,

we have sex, but he's just using me as a masturbation toy. Ladies say this. Ladies say this.

And men will say to me, Yeah, we have sex, but honestly, I'm just using her as a masturbation toy.

I've never heard this. Well, I've never even thought. You've heard that.

I think of it as somebody who's not really into it and it's not like a mutual thing. It's kind of like,

they're just getting off. Right. And they're not engaging. At least in that moment.

I mean, they could love the other person and I've heard this from people that are married for years.

I'm really confused. I feel like a little bit retarded, mentally handicapped. I never really heard this.

I'm not joking. I've never even thought of that. I'm glad to teach you something on this show. Because the next thing here,

the next benefit of masturbation is number three, masturbation is educational. Yay.

So obviously talking about masturbation is educational too because look at all Dayton is learning. I learned a whole bunch.

Right. I really did. I didn't know that people felt that way. I'm still like little flabbergast.

Well, it's not the greatest way to feel. But then again, it's not a terrible thing to do. You know, sometimes if you have sex

like regularly, you're going to kind of do it sort of half asleep and maybe like you're masturbating.

Okay. But it's not really the dictionary definition of masturbation. The dictionary definition

would be manual. Mast means hand, not tits. And you know, masturbation actually does mean

pollution of the hand or something like that. It's a bad word in a way. Now I learned something new too.

It's our word. And I'm usually pretty good with words. That's why we like to say self-love,

self-pleasure. Sex for one is when you masturbate yourself. Now, do you play with your tits

when you masturbate? No. What's your favorite way to masturbate? When you're by yourself

and all you want to do is have an orgasm. What do you like to do? Oh, well.

Oh, it's so simple. And it'll be very boring. Oh, no, no. We love this kind of boredom.

Oh, I'm super boring. I fuck in every position all the time. Yes. So it's not that fun for me.

Okay. It is sometimes. But really just toy, clit. I can come in like 30 seconds.

Bam. Toy on clit. Like this kind of toy. I smoke a cigarette, have a sip of juice,

and I'm out here. You know, that is the most popular way for women to masturbate. Sometimes.

The rabbit toy is good. I mean, there are many variations. If you really want to get fucked good and you haven't been fucked in a while,

the clit stimulation and the big dick in you is pretty good. I will say. You like clit stimulation too,

don't you, Frankie? I mean, Simon. Of course. I've touched his clitor-

hurt. Yeah, I like your butt. I don't know proper term what you want.

I can say him hurt. Especially since you're dressed like a guy right now. Both the same.

Okay, thank you for that. I don't even know where jeans and t-shirts. Not those kind of shoes though.

My boots. But I have felt your clitoris. It's there. I'm feeling my clitoris right now.

Woo, woo, woo. I'm looking for the Maddox bike here. I know. I'm trying to stimulate myself,

but I don't even know where it is. I think we need the new one, Nick. The old one is a bit rickety. Yeah, it's kind of.

We rode it to the wheels. We did. We rode it quite a bit. And we loved it.

We did. I'm not sure where it is now, but it's been taken away. I tighten the handle.

We tighten the handlebars. You tighten the handlebars. Yeah, so I just need it to come back on here so I can give a demonstration

for me to masturbate. Oh. And I think we have a male masturbator, too.

Okay, well, if we're going to do that, we would have to have a spotter because it is rickety. Oh, who wants to spot me?

A shirtless spotter. Hollywood. Yeah. Oh, you want to do it?

Excellent. Okay, all right. Yay. Okay, so masturbation is

educational. We got to go through the, well, no, we're going to save it.

Yeah. Okay, we've got two. We've got two. Masturbation is educational.

Actually, it really is. You learn about yourself. Right. And what you need, just in case

you're with a partner that doesn't know, which is most of the time, right? So then you can take care of it

yourself. You're not dependent on your partner. Okay.

Two, masturbation is healthy. Okay. That's right. It can temporarily clear up

your sinuses. It can temporarily cure a headache. It can also tighten your

kegel muscles as a female because you're squeezing you tighten your kegel muscles when you go to have

an orgasm so it can actually make your vagina tighter. It does. And it can just, you know,

get you ready if you're going to have a baby or if you're trying to recover from having a baby.

Or what about before you start your period? And also, all the kind of period complaints.

Start your period? And women vary about when that's good. You know, sometimes before,

sometimes after, sometimes during, you find what is good for you. And men, of course,

masturbation is healthy because you're going to develop prostate problems if you don't get rid of that excess

darlings. And I mean, you can do it with regular sex, but, you know, you got to have a lot of

regular sex. And don't be pestering your partners. Just, you know,

spank that monkey. I'm always promoting that. I'm telling people. It's healthy.

I love to jack people up honestly. I give a really good hand job.

I'm just saying, I do. I'll take your word for it. And I can give you a hand job too, but it would be a

different one. But I think it's fun to give like a hand job every once in a while.

Like ladies out there, if you're watching. You know, by self, masturbate.

And yeah, hand job. When we're talking about mutual masturbation, it does help you to get to know

your partner. But certainly this is all about knowing yourself. That is a great benefit

of masturbation. There are so many benefits to this thing that we used to call self-pollution

and that we can do so many different ways. And that we celebrate in the month of May.

And May feels like a pink month, right? And you're in red. So you should take off that

dress. Take your dress off. Okay. Let's do that before the

bike enters because the bike is going to steal some, you know, attention here.

So here we go. And... Woo! Woo-hoo!

Your butt is so cute. Hot, hot body. Wow! Natural, beautiful,

and luscious. Savannah Fire. Woo! All right.

Very, very beautiful. Can you turn around and just kind of, whoa. Yeah.

Oh, hi. You have greater asses. So cute. Nice.

Very nice ass. Spank the monkey, spank the ass. Get a little book spanking.

Yeah. I'm going to give you this book, you know. So, yeah.

Definitely. Oh, yeah. You're a sex at dawn fan. You're going to love

the Bonobo Way. Absolutely. And so, now, we have our spotter.

And, uh, let us bring the bike into the main area and see...

You need to put a condom on there. I have a condom. You do, okay. Yes, we have a condom.

Really? You're asking a hooker? I have a condom. Captain Max?

Sex worker, dear. Sex worker, hooker, whatever anyone wants to call me. Okay.

Or... Well, you know, sometimes people do like to be called. You all are masturbators anyway.

These kind of masturbatory names. These are things that people like to masturbate to. That's what they do like to masturbate to. Yeah, they don't masturbate

to the term sex worker. It's true. So, that was a fun thing. Yeah, I know.

All right. So, here we have the mad ex-bike thanks to Nick Salazar,

who needs to get us the new version, because we have worn this one just into the ground.

We've worn it through many bike races, but Dayton is just really enamored with it. I mean, she loves pink.

That's part of it. And so, tell us why, Dayton, you want to ride the mad ex-bike, even in its broken down state.

I just want to try it. I think that Nick should see how great I am at it, so he has the ambition

to build us a new one, perhaps, and so we can get more women to have orgasms on a mad ex-bike. Oh, yeah.

Because we can't have them, they can't come on a broken down one, so we're going to see if you can make me come

on the broken down mad ex-bike, because it's had so many miles. Okay. We're going to see.

The frequent flyers club. Yeah. Well, it does have the Hitachi that just hits right up against your clit,

and that's the main thing. And then it's got this attachment that I don't know. First, I'm going to put a little of Astro Glide.

Oh, Astro Glide. Shout out, babies. You know, you need that if you have, you know, condoms.

Right. It's very good. You know, very friendly to latex. Now, if you don't need

a latex-friendly lube, well, I recommend cannabally. Yeah. Cannabis-infused coconut oil.

That is not only juicy for your pussy, it's just delicious for your lickish.

Yes. It feels so good. Tastes so good. And gets you high.

Yeah. The condom's baggy. The condom is baggy because this is kind of a, you know...

Well, it's a makeshift. This is acipient. It's a makeshift. It's okay.

Sort of attachment. We lost the original... Someone's vagina must have swallowed it. It goes there.

All right. So, now, Jake is the one who is used to keeping this thing straight. I think you have to kind of

hold it at the bottom. Maybe you have to get on your knees and hold it in front, in front. Yeah, exactly.

Like in front. And maybe we should lose the tutu here. There you go. Okay.

And she's got it on. Susan, Dr. Susan. Yes. Dr. Susan.

Yes, Max. Oh, we have a masturbating doll. Actually, it's a masturbating transgender doll. I love it.

Very cute. Okay. So, Dayton is now riding the Mad X-Bike like halfway.

I'm on. You're on. But I don't like the way it makes my stomach look. Okay, Nick, do you hear that?

You have to do something about the stomach. I think a seatbelt is... Yeah, because this is... Look how long my arms are over like this.

Really, it should be more like handles here, so you get this position, right? If you were really masturbating, then you wouldn't care what you looked like.

That's one of the great things about masturbating is it gives you a break from worrying about your stomach and all those other things.

Yeah, this thing needs... We definitely need a new Mad X-Bike. I pulled the fancy part out. All right.

So, maybe you need to put your feet on the ground. Maybe not over there. No? No?

Oh yeah, that's better. That's better? And then you can stretch your stomach out. Okay, here we go.

Maybe I can do it backwards. Backwards. Interesting. Okay, here we go.

Kind of like that was reverse cowgirl, and this is just going to be cowgirl. I see. Doesn't that look better?

Then you can't see my stomach. See, look. This is what is the main objective of, you know, a lot of porn stars and models is,

how does it look? How does it look? Right. Right.

Do I look good now? And, I mean, there is an aspect of masturbation, which we call, what do we call that? Performance masturbation, I guess.

That's what that is. All right. So, how you doing? I'm fine.

I don't know when the vibrator is going to turn on, because this, me writing this weird little short. Okay. So, I think that, there.

Okay. Now, I think you want to, oh yeah, we need another condom. I'm from the health department.

Well, this one isn't going to go inside of you. Oh, a feather. Well, that just is going to make it tickle. It's like a French tickler condom.

Okay. There we go. Okay. Everything is measure B compliant.

All right. So, now we're going to turn it on. Now, maybe you try it that way. And, I'll kind of hold your back.

Keep you from tipping over maybe. I don't think I'll turn it around. I'm too short. No, that's because you,

yeah, you're supposed to sit on it. Well, you see that the attachment isn't in the right place. The weenie doesn't go in. If you got the weenie in, then actually,

if you put the weenie in the pussy. This can be called a weenie. It's a weenie. Then the Hitachi.

I did put it in. You know, if you're just listening right now, you really should be watching this on DrSuzzi.TV. There you go.

That's what you... The weenie needs to be in your ass. The weenie is too small. The weenie needs to be in your ass.

Honestly, the weenie that this thing came with, also known as the dong, because it's big. It's bigger.

Yeah. This is a tiny one. Wow. I really want to come.

I think what you need to do is this. I think you need to just move forward on it. Yeah. Just put it on your clit.

No. You're not going to get it on your clit that way. Or are you? Oh, you are.

She's on it. She's on it. You're on it. All right.

And she's on it. Does it feel good yet? Yeah. It feels good.

Ever been before. Right? Okay. All right.

But don't. Okay. If you're going to lean back, you can just make us both fall.

Right. And. Okay. There's the sounds of sex.

Oh, my gosh. She is a professional. Oh, my gosh. It feels so good.

But it might. That sounded a little bit more natural than some of Dayton's other sounds. So, yeah.

Let's just feel that Hitachi pressure. Yeah. Jiggle. Jiggle.

Jiggle. Okay. Okay. Mad ex bike.

We've found a way to keep you riding. Just like a Harley. Yeah. All right.

That's the sound of Dayton's clit buzzing. In case you're listening. And now doesn't it smell good? Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Oh. Oh, that microphone is so aromatic. Mm-hmm.

Well, now she's riding the Hitachi. This is definitely, you know, masturbation. And I don't know if she can have an orgasm though. She's having too good a time laughing.

That doesn't mean that I'm not having orgasm. It means you're having a gigglegasm. That's right. All right.

Let's hear it for Dayton Reigns and gigglegasms. Woo-hoo. Yeah. And the Mad ex bike.

I think we got one more, well, gigglegasm out of it. And she doesn't seem to want to get up, so. I'm comfortable. There's something good about this.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It feels really good. Have you ever ridden a Mad ex bike?

No, I haven't. No. I don't know if I recommend this because it's on its last wheels, I guess. Yeah, we kind of rode it till the wheels fall.

But it's fine. It feels really good. There's no wheels actually. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. But you're doing a very good job holding it still. Thank you. Yes, that's very good.

Very good. Yeah, you're helping. Are you usually a helper? No.

No. I can't be. Well, it's good. You're leaning the bonobo away.

You know, you do what you have to. Right. And she's determined to get some sort of orgasm out of it. I'm trying.

I know. I know. There's a lot of people looking at me, so it's hard. I'm not.

But aren't you an exhibitionist? I am. Don't you like being the center of attention? You know, Marilyn Monroe had a fantasy that she was masturbating

on the church pulpit in front of the congregation as they were all having sex and worshiping her, her beautiful body as she came to a rip-roaring orgasm. And that was without a Hitachi.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, my gosh. I'm going to come, Dr. Scissor.

Really? All right. Hang on. Oh.

All right. Mm. Ah. Oh, thank you, masturbation month.

Oh. I'm going to fall off. Yes. Yes.

That is true. All right. So let's have another hand. Board?

For the masturbation month. No, it tickles. My foot is all vibrating. Welcome to the month of Dayton Reigns.

It's vibrating. Yeah, it is. You seem like you're rested. Yeah.

Yeah. Look at my, like, vulva and clitoris. Let's look at your vulva and clitoris. Whoa.

It is. Look at that. It's definitely engorged. Right.

This is an engorged vulva. And it's even peed. What would you say, doctor? It is.

Yeah, it is. You didn't see it before too well. But I have. It's definitely engorged.

It's really engorged. Mm-hmm. And peed from all that stimulation. Mm-hmm.

See? Don't cheat yourself. Treat yourself. You know, that could be a masturbation month motto.

Don't cheat yourself. Treat yourself. All right. You said it once.

Okay. Okay. Okay. And now, I don't know.

I think we should remove it. Okay. We should. We should say, thank you, mad ex-boy.

It looks like the month of May. It's all pink and pretty. Okay. It's still plugged in though.

Yeah. So, you know, you are very helpful even though you're not usually helpful. So, we're bringing out the helpfulness in you. I think that's really neat.

What are you usually? Selfish bitch? No. Oh, okay.

No, I can be. Oh. Hello. Hello.

Oh, there's your mic. Okay. No, I can be helpful in general. I was just thinking you meant, like, in this situation.

Like, helping somebody who's trying to masturbate. No. Right? You don't usually help people that are masturbating?

I would. Yeah? But. Well, you're, are you like a porn star?

I do porn. You do porn. And I do webcam. And you do webcam.

And do you masturbate a lot on webcam? I do all the time. All the time. And what's your favorite form?

Like I said, usually the tachi, like, that's what I do by myself. But like, we were just talking about it's different when people are watching as I have to make sure that I look good. Right.

I have this tendency to close my legs. And everybody's like, we want to see, we want to see, spread your legs. So it's different. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. A lot of, a lot of. That's what, that's like me right now.

I have to be like open and stomach sucked in and look good. So, because you don't want to have any stomach wrinkles because I've, we've been trained, you're in front of a camera all the time. I'm not sure how I feel about this.

You know, when you hold with you and you're performing, I mean, then when you're by yourself, you, you can relax and just do it the way you want. It's much easier. I can do.

You can do. Even if I'm having sex by myself or with another partner at home without cameras, I'm fine. Okay. But in front of cameras, you have to be like, suck in, look sexy, turn your head, don't

make that chin wrinkle, move your leg and then still look like you're having a good time. Right. Well, there is no doubt that performance masturbation is very different than, you

know, just by yourself. Right. And even, even masturbation with a partner. Well, that's still relaxing.

It's relaxing to talk. If the part, I mean, you don't have to suck in for your partner. Well, I mean, Captain Max is very exacting. No, I'm just.

Oh, oh, there's a masturbator. A male masturbator. Look at this. We call him messed up.

There is Roberto Bonobo, aka messed up, and he is getting into the spirit of masturbation. With pink panties and everything. Yeah.

Definitely. Enjoy. Oh, yeah. Get into the spirit.

I love it. Wow. That was. Here.

I told him when he's ready to do it to touch his crotch, but I didn't know. There you go. Yeah.

And here do you want some astro glide diamond lube? Right. You want to get on the bed? Have you ever celebrated?

You could sit on the chair or you could sit on the bed or I don't know. Sit on the mad ex pipe, which still hasn't been removed. Maybe we should get rid of the mad ex pipe.

I guess I could try to lift it. No, no. Where is our snappy crew? No, don't do it.

You're all right. Too delicate and in high heels. Jake. Oh.

Elvis Schoenberg is in the house. Thank you, Elvis. Wow. And he is.

All right. Yeah. Just pick it right up. Yeah.

Very good. Okay. See, we have our audience help out. Thank you.

It's a good thing. Yeah. Just put it out. Yeah.

So is that a microphone in your hand? Oh, it's your dick. Never mind. You can have my microphone.

All right. And we have a mic here. Is it not working? Hello.

Oh, there it is. All right. So here we have here. Let me have the doll.

I have here. Thank you, Max. Yes. Very nice.

All right. I think we're going to have to take a break pretty soon. But in the meantime, I did want to have the male masturbator just tell me, do you always celebrate

masturbation month this way? You know, I masturbate frequently, but it's nice to be able to celebrate it. Yeah.

I didn't even know that it was a sale. Thank you, Dr. Suzy. I feel much better about my masturbation this month. I feel like I can really embrace it.

And I'm really going to try to push it to the limit this month. Yes. I'm going to try to do at least, I'm going to dedicate

myself to two or three times a day. I've never done that before, but just for this month. Just to shoot out some blanks. Yeah.

Yeah. Why not? Work it up. I mean, don't force yourself, but it is kind of an

exercise. It can be. Right. And it can help your stamina.

And then you can sort of teach yourself to last longer with a partner. That's where masturbation education comes in. Absolutely.

Very nice. So I heard you had a masturbation story. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

You know, I had a job as a night at a hotel and I got a lot of free time there. And there was a computer and they had internet and I would watch a lot of porn on the computer at work.

And I thought I was slick. I thought nobody would find out until I went to a website where I caught a virus. Yeah.

I thought masturbation was safe sex, but not in this situation. It fucked up the computer. So in the morning I got talked to by my manager and

she said, Hey, do you know what's going on with this computer? There's a virus on it and there's a bunch of porn stuff just popping up.

And like a little jackass that I was, I blame down the security guard. I hear a lot. You know, I think he's probably beating off or

something. I'm busy working. And she's like, you know, we got a Cam in here. And you have such an honest face that she might

have believed. She could have believed me, but fortunately they had cameras there. So she told me I need to watch the keyboard and

they locked me out of the computer. Wow. He had to watch the keyboard. He got caught.

That's funny. It's pretty, pretty, you know, symbolic. I mean, you got caught. A lot of people think about getting caught when

they're masturbating. Either they're afraid of it or they really want to get caught. They fantasize about it.

You actually got caught. I did. I got caught working and masturbating. And, you know, I mean, now I'm here and I

get to work and masturbate and it's fucking Welcome to my world. I've been masturbating for 20 years. It's, you know, if you get caught working,

if you get caught masturbating while you're working, maybe you should get a job masturbating while you're working. I think, yeah, you know what?

You just got to kind of roll with things. People call them flaws, but perhaps you just haven't found your tribe yet. I mean, you got a job masturbating while you're

No, it's the best job ever. Yeah? I love it. Wow.

I've been doing it for 20 years. And you're a good Catholic girl. Have you ever taken communion? I did.

You did take communion when you were younger? I'm not. When's the last time you took communion? Probably when I was like 12 or something.

Would you like to take a different kind of communion? Sure. Good. Because we here in Bonoboville have

Bonoboville communion. And it isn't masturbation. I mean, I guess you could take it off of yourself. Well, Dayton couldn't suck around to it.

But you usually take it off of somebody else who's the alter. Anyway, I think we're almost out of time. We're going to do Bonoboville communion when we get back.

What time do we have? Yes. I think it's fine. Well, no, you guys don't know.

Are we want to wind it up? 10 minutes. We have three minutes. Okay.

In that time, Captain Max, are you there? No. No, Captain Max. Yes.

No. I was going to get Captain Max to tell. Okay. So, well, when we come back,

maybe I'll do some communion off either you two. Well, yes, you will. And you. I'll take communion off everybody.

You'll take communion off everybody. You're in a mood. I'm in a mood. You're in a celebratory mood.

I am. All right. I'm celebrating masturbation month. It's true.

We're just about to get there. We haven't even gotten there yet, folks. I haven't even gotten to masturbate with my chair. Yeah.

I have to get my chair. Oh, the chair. Right. The massaging masturbation chair.

That's a whole other thing. You might like that. We have to see Simon masturbate, perhaps. He made a face.

What about a vise creator? Not a little bit. I'm all tapped out. Over your jeans.

Come on. Did you masturbate before you got here? Just anticipating? Like, why is that?

You're so sneaky, a masturbator. You're a masturbator. You're a mischievous masturbator. Do you remember the first time you masturbated?

I know that I did when I was like really young, like four or five. I masturbated young, too. I think most people do. Girls, I think especially.

You know, ultrasounds show babies masturbating in utero. I've heard that. I've seen that. So, you know, I think we only think we start masturbating at a certain time because that's

when we remember as the first time, but we probably start even before that time. Well, it feels good just even touching it. And there's like, it's like called an androgynous zone, I believe. And there's like.

No, Dayton. Actually, you would say that Simon Frankie is an androgynous zone. But this is an androgynous zone. Well, whatever.

No, it's. I'm not an English scholar or anything. I just know that. Well, I think I'm saying the right words.

It's okay. Yeah, yeah. Well, but we do try to educate as we masturbate here on. Well, just certain areas.

Children touch their wiener and they touch their bowels. They do now. Don't touch your children's wiener. Okay.

Don't do that. But if they touch their own wiener, it's okay. My mother said to me, you know, you had to at least not do it in public. And that touch your wiener.

Well, I didn't have a wiener, but my, my. Wee wee. And she also told me to wash my hands because she said, your hands are dirty and it's clean down there.

So I was. Yeah. That was nice. Hands are dirty.

It was clean down there. And she probably right. I had peanut butter or snot or something. Any guy that wants to bring me.

I make them wash their hands. Absolutely. So I always wash my. Or girls, especially the long nails ones.

No, no long nails near me. And now we have to take a break. Yes. Yes.

So don't come yet. And don't go away. We'll be right back with masturbation month kickoff on the Dr. Susan block show.

Hi, I'm Dr. Susan block. And I've just written a new book called the bonobo way inspired by my love for the make love not war great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of

positions, including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war. Really.

They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure with the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied

males. Bonobos are special partly because they just are and partly because they're very, very close to us almost 99% genetically similar to us when it comes to being human, even being

humane. Bonobos can teach us so much, which brings me to us and more specifically to you. Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free?

Would you like to tap into the hot natural sex energy within you? Bet you would. So you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with

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groups working to save the wild bonobos from extinction. Read the bonobo way and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our

times. And improve your love life. Brothers and sisters, we are going to have a Sybian ride for Mass Evasion Month.

So you've never been on a Sybian before? No, I've never been on one before. Okay. Now you are ready to ascend the throne.

Mr. Tracy, you are going to ride God's machine now. Put one leg right here, put the other right here and just position yourself comfortably. Put your clip right here.

Okay, so here she goes. Uh-oh. It's mounting. Have you ever ridden a Sybian, by the way?

Oh, I have many a times. My favorite horse to ride. Have Sybian yoga and experience it to the fullest.

Go for the G-spot. Go for the clip. Go for whatever works. Someone can come from their nipples.

We've got for Jim Rado, riding the Sybian. Holy shit. That does the job. Yes, it's doing it, baby.

Sybian strikes again. Yes, I do say that when it feels good. Live on DrSuzi.tv from the womb room in Bonoboville.

Ride him, cowboy. Take a deep breath. Deep breath. Relax.

Relax. We never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian celebrate and masturbation month.

Yes. Hallelujah. Yes. Oh, yes.

Yes. Yes. Come on. That is a beautiful thing.

Thank you, Dr. Susan Block. You're a wonderful human being. Wonderful human being. Dr. Susan Block.

Thank you. I think we have orgasm, Houston. Let's have a hand. We have lift off.

We have lift off. Dang it. Eva Ejecule. We, we, we, we.

Okay, we're going to go. Bye, Sister Penny. Testify. That you masturbate.

And you are not ashamed. How was it? What's your report? My vagina is so tingly right now.

It feels like pop rock. I'm just going to take this home. I'm going to take it off. I think it's bigger than your little body.

That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen. Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready. I'm, I'm going to leave now.

I do think I could leave now. We're so husband friendly. We've got the Sybian. You don't need the husband.

Oh my God. No matter fall over. Hey darling girl. I love you.

I love you. That's my girl. This is Dr. Susan Block. On the verge of masturbation month.

Here in Bonoboville. Whoop whoop whoop whoop. These are my little flash cards. I have to keep them for the rest of masturbation month.

And I'm very excited speaking of spanking the monkey or just spanking whoop. I'm going to be speaking at Domcon. And going to give a presentation on the Bonobo way.

The most femdom apes on earth. So check us out May 21st. And I am going to be wearing an outfit by Abigail Grey Donis. And some other outfits too, which we're going to tell you about.

But Abigail has already started hers. So I'm very excited about that. She's a fabulous designer and you can look her up if you can spell Abigail Grey Donis.

So, yeah. Masturbation month. That's where we are. And Dayton has her masturbation chair.

I have a masturbation chair. I feel like you should have a drink in here though. I should. I don't know where. Oh, I have a drink. It's over here.

Alright. And we have Savannah Fire. Very excited to have her on the show for the first time. And thank you 360 models.

And so Savannah is about to try the Bonoboville Communion for the first time. Okay, I'll do my masturbation chair after. Or during.

You can sit back in your masturbation chair. That would be great. But then I can't pour the shot down, you know. Well, you'd have to do that later.

There's two parts to the masturbation chair. I'll just relax. There's the masturbatory part and then there's the other part. So, well, somebody has to pour the drink.

I know. Maybe Jake could do that. Where is handsome Hollywood Jake? Can we get him into our vortex of power and sex?

Pussy power. But he doesn't have a shirt off. No, he should. You really shouldn't have his shirt off.

Would you take his shirt off? Yeah, you can just totally rip it off. He loves to get the girls to take his shirt off. And then maybe...

Handsome Hollywood Jake loves to get the girls to take his shirt off. Thank you for doing it. Whoa, beautiful. And would you let him take your dress off?

Yay. Wow, this is fun. This is a good thing. Yeah, you're sitting back and watching.

I'm relaxing. You're pussy showing everything. Yeah. Pussy showing.

All right. Hold on, let me turn my back massage on. I'm on high. You can tell.

Ooh. Ah, we're vibrating. See, this is a thing. When you masturbate, sometimes you're watching other people having some sort of sex or...

This is sexy. Maybe not. Ooh. Whoa.

Let me position my... Oh, yeah. She's stuck. That's the best part when they get stuck.

This is going to fall. Be careful. I didn't know that I wanted a drink in here. Because I knew I would lean back.

Don't put drinks in here because we're going to... That was just to show that that's what you could do. And then we have a male masturbator. We have a male masturbator.

Ah. Come forward, male masturbator. Ooh, I am vibrating so beautifully. And yes, spanking my monkey.

Here, should I turn on my... Do it one for the old school here. Should I turn on my Trojan bullet? Bula, bula.

Yeah, turn on your bullet, baby. Okay, I'm going to put it on to four. I'll put that in the cup holder. Yeah.

Ah. What? Something. Oh, you sat on my vibrator.

It went off. I thought I had a power outage. It was ready. Should we have our male masturbator come forward and masturbate with us?

It did go off. Whoa. What is going on here? I don't know.

I'm just vibrating everywhere. Ah. It feels so good. Okay.

No, I am testing. What happened? I think this... Wait, there it is.

I see the light on. Oh, that's the green one. Oh, that's the rotating cuff. There we go.

I can see your hat jiggling, so I know it's working. You know? Well, they're electronic. Where's that condom?

Oh. It just went on. Oh. Okay, it's working.

I guess. I can see your microphone jiggling. So now, we need to do bonobo go communion. Okay.

Okay. So we have the... I'll stop masturbating. Yeah, if you want to pour it.

The Agua. Yes, pour the Agua. And this is a special type of communion. And it involves our altar girl, who also was brought up Catholic.

And that would be Dayton range. She actually won the award, the Dr. Suzie award, for Best Altar Girl of 2015. And it's fast on her way to winning for 2016. Yay!

Aren't I lucky. Could I have the salt, please, Jake? Yes. All right.

So first, you come to the altar. Oh, I have to get out of my massage chair. I feel like a man that's watching the NFL game right now. I'm about to beat my wife.

You go to the altar girl's altar. And those would be her boobs. Oh, here. Let me get in the good boob position for you.

Okay. I feel like I'm hitting myself in the mouth with the mic. Yeah. Here.

Okay. That's got the wind screens gone, Susan. Dr. Suzie. Okay.

All right. Can you see my tits? Are they good? The model is darling.

See, this is what you don't have to worry about when you're masturbating by yourself. All right. So a lick.

A lick? Yeah. A lick first. I haven't done it yet.

Yeah, I know you haven't done it yet. We're teaching you. And now we salt the altar and shot, please. No, no, no.

No. Okay. I'm asking Jake. Mr. Jake, stay focused.

You're on camera. All right. And now you lick the salt. Ah, and now you.

Here, lay your head. Like if you lay your back on my boobs, I'll pour it down your throat. All right.

And you might have a sympathetic vibration from her chair. I promise it'll feel good. Uh-oh. Oh, here we go.

Waterboarding. Waterboarding. Agua boarding. Agua boarding.

Yeah. Agua boarding. Whoa. You okay there?

Whoa. All right. Whoa. Whoa.

All right. Bravo. Bravo. Bravo.

Woo-hoo. Savanna fire. All right. Little up the nose there.

You can thank that guy. I'm so sorry. I would not do that to someone. Jake.

No. It's Jake's turn. Dayton has just such a smooth way of blaming others for. I didn't.

She's. Was it a big shot? You didn't have to give her the whole thing. Yeah.

It was huge. It was a huge shot. Right. It was like a really big dick that you didn't know you were getting.

You know, we have to be bonobo here. Bonobos. Bonobos. Settle down.

All right. So we're almost ready for May to begin and. I'll give you a baby wipe. Yeah.

Are you okay there? I didn't mean to hurt you. Let's say that one. I just wanted to say that I was all wet.

Oh. Yay. All right. So we need some other microphones.

I don't know what happened. I have one that has no windscreen. No. You need to put a windscreen on that.

Well, but I am not going to do that. It's probably on the bed. Somebody lost it somewhere on the bed. This is like a condom for a microphone.

Oh, the fuzzy part. That's right. You want to use this one instead? It's a condom for a microphone.

Abraham, do we have a microphone condom back there? So. I need a baby wipe. Coming up.

I'm very excited to have Savannah here. Not just because she is a beautiful, natural, and very helpful guest, but because also she is a fan of Sex at Dawn

by Christopher Ryan. Shout out to Dr. Chris. Holler. Yeah.

And so we're very excited about that. And you, very influenced by Sex at Dawn. I absolutely have. And it's like, I've always been interested

in human sexuality and I have a degree in psychology. From where? Let's shout them out. I'll shout out my school.

Oh. Bula, Bula, yeah. Yeah. Woo.

Wow. You're not wearing your school's underwear, I'm sure, but you can still shout them out. University of Maryland.

That's a very good school. Wow. And so what did you study? Psychology.

Yes. And I loved human sexuality. It was my favorite class. I thought it was fascinating.

Yeah. And then I read Sex at Dawn. I was like, this is the book for me. Really?

I just loved everything it had to say about human sexuality and bonobos. Bonobos. I loved the bonobos.

Right. Right. Well, you're going to get the bonobo when? I feel like a bonobo.

When they're talking about when the women are fertile and they have sex eight times a day. Yes. And of course, they also masturbate.

Bonobos do. Yeah. In the wild. We saw them masturbating, actually.

Yes, we did. We saw them diddling each other. Each other and themselves. And one thing I saw a few times ago

is that they use sex toys. We saw them kind of playing with leaves a little bit. Yes. But the time that I was there a few years ago,

this bonobo Lana was rubbing this rubber ball up against her vulva like this. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. You see the pictures of it, right, Roberta?

So it's kind of like a vibrate. Do you need a microphone, Roberta? She is definitely rubbing. I would like a corroboration of that, Roberta.

Yeah, absolutely. She was definitely using that rubber ball to her advantage. A lot of friction. She knew what she was doing.

A lot of friction. Yeah, a lot of friction. This was very cute. Sometimes sexual friction is what we need to prevent interpersonal friction.

Amen. I like that a lot too. That's deep. The peacefulness that they use that to keep peace.

Yes, they do use it to keep peace. Why can't we do that? Their sexuality because we're very sexually repressed because we've been calling masturbation self-pollution for centuries.

I only heard that it's naughty. Everything's naughty. Sex is naughty. Get a decent job.

What the hell are you up to? Get a decent job. No one's going to like you if you have that job. That's because people aren't talking to you about your masturbation.

They're talking to you about being a porn star. But other people, can you imagine, they're caught masturbating. For instance, our friend messed up. Maybe that's how he got messed up.

Someone caught him masturbate, embarrassed him for masturbating. Nobody's ever embarrassed you for masturbating. But yeah, he knows what it's like. Absolutely.

It can be done by the church, by government if you're doing it outside and you're not in a strip club. You are beautiful and you have a great outlet, webcam, strip clubs, for showing off. Now, if you're some doofus guy, sometimes women, but it's usually a guy. He wants to be seen, but nobody wants to look at the poor guy.

He goes and he jacks off outside in some cemetery. Then somebody happens to see him and then the poor guy has to go to jail and then he becomes a sex offender for the rest of his life. This poor guy, he's just sitting there, trying to get off.

Now he's inside prison for three years and he can't even move into a decent neighborhood. Not that I'm recommending. If I show my nipples at the river, I'm a sex offender too. Yeah, well it's true.

You shouldn't do that because it's against the law and I'm taking you to jail. On the other end of it, we should acknowledge that there is something in us that likes to play and sometimes likes to play in front of people. Some of us can get jobs doing it, but not all of us can.

Be a little empathetic, be a little non-judgmental. On the other hand, don't be jacking off in front of the old ladies and kids. Call us. Unless it's an old lady like me, then it's okay.

You're not that old. Even when I get that old, I probably wouldn't mind having a cute guy jack off in front of me. Or girl. Yeah, it's a lot of fun.

I feel like I'll be like that. You know what, as much fun as it is to masturbate in front of people, we've been talking about the joys of exhibitionism. The joys of voyeurism are very great, of course.

I think it's really fun to watch a guy jack off, actually. I mean, you're enjoying when messed up. Yeah, I like to watch anyone jack off. It's kind of fun, you know?

That's why I do a webcam. And guys can do something like that. Jill off? I love to watch women masturbate.

It's so much fun. It might be my favorite thing to do to watch women masturbate. All right. What about you, Hollywood J?

Do I like jerking off? No, do you like to watch women jerk off? Why not? Well, I don't know.

Well, I don't think that any guy that is somewhat the least bit heterosexual wouldn't like to watch a woman masturbate. If he likes to whip. It really depends on that fact.

Well, they might say that's naughty, but they still like it. I had somebody on a cam show and he told me that he couldn't buy or pay

because his wife would find out and they're super religious. And I told him that he could get a gift card. Yeah, you can't get a gift card.

But it's like, no. But I felt really bad because his wife found out and he had to go talk to his pastor and like be like rehabilitated and stuff for masturbating.

Oh, God. You know what, that's awareness right there. Maybe he should rehabilitate his pastor. Yeah, that's what I would.

With the masturbation. Just help him to understand that masturbation is natural and it doesn't mean you're being a bad husband. We're really wanted to jack off and gotten in trouble.

Yes. People get in trouble all the time. That happened to me before. It was terrible.

It was very terrible. I don't even know that that exists in the world. That's why we have masturbation months so that we can talk about the benefits.

The shame, exactly. Well, you're only being shamed for being a porn star because, you know, you keep your masturbation private. Anyway, Max.

Yes. One of your masturbation stories, please. Fill us in. Well, okay.

Oh, my gosh. I'm on pins and needles. This is like 1950s and I have a lot of friends and one day I'm standing on the street corner

and one of my friends says, hey, have you like played with your thing? No? Why?

Well, if you do that for a while, it gets really hard and then stuff comes out of it. Stuff? What kind of stuff?

I said, stuff? What do you mean, stuff? They didn't define it in this case. You mean like pee?

No, no, no. It's this other stuff that comes out. So I went home and I tried it and sure enough... Stuff came out.

Stuff came out and things got hard and so forth and I shot it all over my... I had two bedrooms. I was up on the third floor in my private sort of private bedroom

and so I thought, well, this is a lot of fun. So for weeks I kept masturbating, but here's the thing. I didn't know how this all worked

and so I didn't have tissues. I didn't use tissues. I used papers from school. Oh, no.

Yes. Pulled out school notebook. Yeah, come... And so I would crumple them up.

Lined paper, probably. Probably got a lot of seasons. This is Montclair, New Jersey and it's like snowing in his wintertime

and I'm jerking off eight times a day and I'm throwing the papers out there. So finally one day I get a knock on the door and it's the maid.

I grew up with the maid and the house man and she said, you know, Mickey. Mickey. That was Mickey, my nickname.

She goes, you know, Mickey, there's a lot of papers downstairs. Sticky papers. Sticky papers.

She says, what you should do is, you know, just get some toilet paper or something because that must be rough on you anyway. And so that was it

and I jerked off forever and ever. And maybe flush it down the toilet as opposed to throw it. No, I've never... Oh, yeah, well once I got to the tissue paper

I flush it down the toilet. Yeah, right, as opposed to throwing it out in the bushes. That's correct. This is a very sweet lady.

Now my uncle, who grew up in a whole different world than I did with the governess and all kinds of things and butlers,

he got caught at the family villa masturbating out on one of the little rooftops outside and the governess caught him. So she just beat him to a pulp, okay?

And so the poor guy grew up and he can't come unless somebody comes and whacks him in the ass. You know.

Oh, poor guy. That's what happens. We get traumatized. And then I had a very exciting thing happen to me

because there was a girl in our school and she was called, her name was Rita Little. Oh, yes. She had bigger breasts than Dayton.

Yeah. Rita Little wasn't little. My boobs aren't that big. Rita Little moved from house to house

and boy to boy and everybody got to feel her breasts. And so that was very exciting for me when I brought her up into my private room upstairs and I touched her breasts and I came

and that was a very enlightening thing. Really interpersonal. You came just from touching your breasts? Just from touching her.

That's not. Okay. So my first time with a first time it came didn't even have to touch anything.

No, with a hooker. Yeah, with a hooker. I'm going up the steps and I come in my pants. That's called involuntary masturbation.

So I'm really like embarrassed and she's kind of leading me up the stairs. Anyway, she was so sweet. It was an easy job for the hooker.

Sweet about it, right? She was so sweet. She says, don't worry. That happens to a lot of people.

Less wear and tear on my pussy. That's really what she meant. I'll tell you right now. She meant, yes, I'm still getting paid.

I didn't have to do any work. She sat me on a bidet. And washed me up and all that. She was very nice.

Hookers are nice like that. And that cost 5,000 lira. Right. Which was about, in 1950s was about $1.50.

Nice. Okay. So, yeah. So that was my masturbation.

All right, keep talking. I should always listen to your stories while I've got a vibrator in my pussy. It's kind of erotic.

Yeah. This could be a new thing. Well, it actually is. So kids, don't use your school paper.

Use tissues. Or baby wipes. Or baby wipes. This was in the age before baby wipes.

What about socks? What about a Fifi? Has anyone ever masturbated with chicken cutlets? That's a big thing in prison.

Liver is the big thing. They put it, they make it into a thing. They heat it up in a microwave and they fuck it. And what about American pie?

Oh, a pie too. All right. All very innovative. Well, it's like food porn.

Now we want to see, I don't know, would you like to do something masturbatory? I could. You could.

I could use the Hitachi. The Hitachi. Oh, I did. You have a condom over there?

You need a condom? Yeah, condom. Here, I can whip up a condom. Hold on.

There's one in that box. In the box. Just a moment. I know where it is.

Oh, yes. Measure B. Maybe. I thought there was one in there.

Or did that one go on? That one's gone too. Okay. Hold on.

I got one. She'll be right back. All right, so you got to get in the mood. I'm already in the mood.

Do you like to fantasize? I don't really. No, no. I do more now than I used to when I was younger,

but I don't need it. But we're talking about sexy stuff, so I'm already, like, ready. Yeah, what's the sexiest thing we were talking about?

Everything. No, we're talking about masturbation. I don't know. That's hot.

Yeah. Masturbation. Masturbation. It's your, you know, outside of your vulva for a little while,

just, you know, to kind of get it. It's kind of got some ridges. I've heard corn is good to masturbate with. Really?

Actual corn? Yes. Corn on top. Is that cooked or raw?

I don't know. I didn't ask. I heard Camgirls say that, though. Webcamgirls.

Use corn. Now also they use a lot of corn. We should serve corn next time. Yeah.

We should have that at the board. Well, it's oblong, you know. I wouldn't want it to be, you know, seasoned. Oh, yeah.

But Dr. Suzy, Dr. Suzy. And here is Miss Dayton Reigns naked with a condom. Dr. Suzy. Woo!

Let's see, Daisy. I have two condoms. Dr. Suzy. Yes, Max.

You cannot use those vegetables to insert. Oh, that's not what illegal. I have red or red. I'm wearing the health inspector back there.

Red for hot wildness or green for eco-sexuality. Eco. Okay. No, you can't talk into the otachi.

Okay, so maybe after you have an orgasm and you masturbate, I could take communion off your vagina. Sounds like a great idea. Yeah, that's a great idea.

Here we go. Red yourself up. Okay. So she is now opening the eco-sexual condom.

And I think it's going to go smoothly. She's got... I think it goes the other way. I think you want to flip it over.

Oh, okay. Ah, you got a what? Okay. Here, I'll do it.

You hold the mic, I'll do it. I got it. It's slippery. Okay, here we go.

It's going to be a joint effort. Yeah, it's big. Make this happen. Holy shit.

There you go. Yeah, it's made for Magnum. You don't have to do it all the way down like that, but all right. Yeah.

Anyway, the main part is over there. Above and beyond, Dayton. You don't put that part of the Hitachi in. I don't know.

I'm just, you know, what if you're a squirter? Yeah. See, now you put it over the controls. Yeah, okay.

Oh, jeez. Yeah, here we go. Okay. All right, it's good.

We got this. You're golden. Okay, we have the other one just in case. Game time.

Okay, so here we go. This is the lovely, the fiery. Thank you. Savannah.

Savannah. I like that name Savannah. Is that like the African Savannah or like South? I don't know.

I just like that name. It's kind of southern, like a southern bell. Savannah, Georgia. And now I'll hold this so we can just enjoy the lovely vibration.

Is it vibrating? Yes. It feels good. Oh, and I do like the way you are, oh, natural in the titties and in the pussy.

And in the face, right? In the face. Everything is natural. She's an all-natural girl, but she's got a machine between her legs.

And it is working. I can see it. I think unless she's a very good actress. No, I'm not.

No, okay. She's really feeling it. I see her feeling it. Wow.

Oh, that Hitachi is just simple, very simple. Nothing fancy. Just rubbing up against that clit. That natural bush.

Just curling around that beautiful Hitachi head. And she is feeling the vibration. And she is moaning audibly. Really sexy.

And her facial expressions are even more sexy. Turn down that light a little bit on the camera. She's doing it. Savannah fire.

It's just firing up. Oh, look, there she goes. Oh, yeah. She got a smile on her face.

Oh, she is really feeling it. And she's got that look. Oh, vibration, bliss, and yes, Savannah fire. She's got all these lights on her.

So it's not too easy to relax. I know. Squeeze your PC muscle. And release it.

And squeeze it. And squeeze it. Release it. And release it.

And move the Hitachi away. Squeeze it. Yeah, and now squeeze it. And release it.

And breathe in and out. And in and out. And now put it back. Just get it where you like it.

Simmering. A little bit of desire. Cameras, face shots also, please, cameras. Face shots, please.

Show her face. It's so beautiful. Beautiful. An obsession with Pussy right here.

Yeah. How about the face? Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

Yes, indeed, Savannah fire. You are on fire. You are lighting up masturbation. Everyone.

Savannah, you deserve this. Don't you want to come? I feel really good. Beautiful.

Whoa. Let's have... Whoo! For Savannah fire, certainly.

Yay! With us all on fire. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Turn down the music back there.

Music, burn it down. Whoa, that was beautiful. I usually only squirt from penetration. But you just squirted, didn't you?

Did I? Yeah. I think you did. You squirted.

I saw it. Yeah, on everybody. Which is fun. Beautiful.

Yes, it's dripping. Beautiful, squirting. Oh, I'll take the condom off. We don't have to do it.

Organizing. I'll do it. It's my stuff on that. Okay, that's good.

Thank you. It might like to. Yeah. Yeah, right?

We could sell that now. Let's sell this. And I think we just have to have another concerted applause for... Yeah, this was a mate Savannah fire.

Bravo. And we have entered masturbation month now, brothers and sisters. We didn't even know it, but we entered it as Savannah was coming. And we are now in the month of May.

May, if you're listening to us live, brothers and sisters. May day. May day, may day. May day, may day.

May day. The masturbation month has come. And yes, indeed it has. I know I came.

And you came. And I'm working my way. I'm working my way. Back to you.

And then, I don't know of our male master meter. I didn't see the stuff come out like Max says he's got to be some stuff you got some toilet paper or using papers from school I got some school papers around here I don't know my grades were as good as Max's though my grades were all

okay especially when you get the same paper teacher Wow I'm really like thrilled are you relieved no me not yeah her yes she's really yeah yes and I'm relieved I feel like I've been in like a lounge chair yeah you are in a lounge chair with your vibrator in the my vibrator in the couple my vibrator is I can turn my

yeah and by the way I mean coming is great we love coming but you know sometimes you don't come when you're masturbating and that's okay too it's good to just sometimes you don't come even during sex and that's okay definitely that is true so okay doesn't enjoy yourself masturbate this month you know if you don't do it

at any other time you should do it you know regularly but certainly this month is a good month and if you need a hand well the therapists without borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute are here for you including Dayton Rains you can call us or webcam with us anytime we can talk about all kinds of things five six eight

zero zero six six call us and there's a bunch of us oh no isn't therapist and Chelsea Demoiselle in the fields of Oregon and yeah we've got rain and all kinds of therapists and you are kind of a therapist on your own to give some shoutouts to what you do right I do it on webcam I feel like I am so we're fine

yeah I'm helping people you are I'm on chatterbait chatterbait.com slash savannah fire all one word wow my last name is spelled FY RE it's a little bit different but that's where I usually do my therapy all right all right check her out and thank you guys sorry about that yeah my finger here so yeah that messed

up hanging out in his pink underwear and and of course Simon Odysseus Blaze who you know the blaze in the fire there's something I know we did a scene together it was pretty awesome well you'll have to do a scene together here sometime but we have run out of time and thank you Hollywood Jake you know there can be

masturbating during the after party though we could all just have a circle jerk or still off you know it can happen and and so we just want to thank you my darling listeners and viewers for having us in your home or your cardboard box or in your car don't masturbate while you're driving that's not safe sex but if you

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