Kink Month 4

Full transcript of Kink Month 4 on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, witches and bitches and tramps and vans, masked men of mystery and role play for women through history, belladonna and erotic personas. As nights grow long from the witches' heads, let us enter the realm. There, there, darling, don't be afraid.

It is the season of masquerade. So come all ye witches, ye dark brides and grooms. Tis the time to hop on your brooms. Fly past your fears and over the years of oppressors.

Refreshed or stoned by the shake, or drowned in the lake. Time to rise up, ye sexual renegades. Join the erotic, insurgent masquerade. Straddle your flying, phallic strap-on brooms.

Turn on your vibrators to the moon. Fly high in the sky to that wild domain where the witches reign. As goddesses and porn stars and protestors and love doctors. Time to put on your party mask as you take off your daily mask.

Time to reveal what you so often conceal. Your erotic persona, your inner belladonna, your secret identity, your birdminesque entity, your evil twin, the wizard within. Yes, time to awaken, stirred and shaken.

Your heart beating like a bongo. Your blood rushing like a Congo. Maybe you meet someone who looks kind of scary. A zombie, a priest, a fascist, a fairy.

Went out of the clear with a flick of the tongue. Oh, those shivers of fear turn to passion and fun. Yes, mixing fear and sex creates special effects. See, what turns us on isn't always the nicest.

So we're often afraid of that which excites us. Or are we excited by that which we fear? Both, my dear, it's biological, it's neurological, and at certain extremes it can be pathological.

So be careful, consensual, practice safe sex, and don't overdo and stir this recipe into your witch's brew. A pinch of fear puts your mojo in gear, like heat in your mesquite,

but too much fear burns your meat. Stick that in your bag of trick or treat, and this Halloween, or sometime soon, take a trip to the moon on your vibrating broom.

Join the erotic insurgent masquerade. Don't be afraid, your inner witch won't hurt you unless you really want her to. Boo!

And welcome to Bonobuville. Woo-hoo! And this hat is just for my Halloween poem, so it does fall off,

so I'm going to put on an even crazier hat. Yes. To welcome you all to not only our Halloween foreplay, whoops, Evie is not being cooperative.

Here is my Dr. Susie TV producer, Biz Bonobo, along with the lovely Dayton Reigns. Hi guys! And yes, it is Kink Month 4 in Bonobuville

where we talk about sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Amen! Can I hear an A-women?

A-women! I want to welcome you to this celebration of Kink Month with two of the great Kink and sex educators of our times, really, of the world.

These are two world-class incredible women who are very Bonobo, in the sense that they are women leaders and certainly sexual facilitators

in their different genres. And I am just so excited to have them here on, you know, the Halloween foreplay show, the Kink Month special.

I don't even know who to introduce first. I think I have to introduce them simultaneously pretty much. This will be interesting doing that. Okay, she's a dom.

She rushed it. And this is Stock Room Headmistress and a gazillion other things, but let me first get her name in,

Hudson Hawn Brothers and Sisters. Yay! I have to have a big drink from my little dick to now give some of her other credentials.

She is, first of all, the Stock Room Headmistress. And Stock Room is where we found out about Kink Month, actually.

I think they invented it. Kind of like Good Vibrations invented masturbation month. So this is Kink Month.

It doesn't mean that October is the only month you can be kinky. It just means, well, you talk about it, you celebrate it.

And anyway, that's what we do when we get ready for Halloween, right? So we get kinky. All right, and so Hudson Hawn is also

a star of storage wars. Okay? Right? Yes.

Barry and I hung out twice. That's true. She is a star of storage wars. BuzzFeed, we watched it that one time

we stayed in a hotel together. Remember? Not the one she was in. Hers was much better.

It's where they kind of auction off different things they find in cases and in her case, it was a case full of handcuffs.

Case of Kink, yeah. Yeah. And very cool Kink. Right.

Yeah, I like that show. She has an autobiographical show, The Mermaid Diaries. She is in E Entertainment Specials,

The Real Fifty Shades of Grey, and Secret Societies of Hollywood. Not so secret anymore. And she's a femdom.

Prodom at the Dominion. So you can check her out there. And you can check her out here. Here she is with her slave.

She's Jay. Jay will hold anyone's drink if you need him to. He's got two hands and a head. And we also have a how may I help you gag

from stock room if anyone wants to put their drink on his mouth. Well, I am excited to have him here and to have you here.

And I think what I'd like to do to get cozier is could somebody move my little podium. This was perfect for a poem, but a little bit crowded.

Jay will do it for you. Oh, Jay. Jay, you good boy, you. Wow.

Okay. And Jay is completely clothed in latex for those of you who are listening on radio. And he is your submissive slave.

He is of service to me this evening. So he's a friend of mine who is offered to help me this evening be of service and whatever I need.

Right now he's just going to hold my drink. So slave for a night. Slave for a night, yes. Well, he's very good at that.

Okay. And so I also have here a very, very special lady who I have known for a few years now. Her name is Dr. Patti Britton.

And, yeah, I don't even need to say who she is because she's just who she is. But she is an internationally renowned sexologist. And she is a master sex coach

and the founder of Sex Coach University along with Robert. And Robert. And hi, Robert.

Shout out to Robert. And she is also, here, come on up here. Would you please? And would you come up on my other side?

I could get you in the middle. And while you could come up over here, yeah. And, oh, look what I have here. I have our encyclopedia.

Our baby. Yes. Yes. Yes, absolutely.

All three of the triplets. We had triplets. And you got me into this. It was quite a project.

And Patti is one of the chief editors of the Wiley Blackwell International Encyclopedia of Human Sexuality, the definitive stuff here. And got me to write about fetish

and striptease, bone sex, and cuckolding, and getting more exciting as I speak, and spanking. And they didn't edit her out.

Right. No, it was, but it was exciting to get it down and get it out. And get it into those hot little hands

of those malleable minds in the library. Yeah, everywhere. So it's also, it's, you know, we've been doing book spankings here.

You'll both appreciate books. You appreciate books. You appreciate spankings. Right?

It's a perfect pair. It's a perfect pair. Right? Read it or get whacked by it.

We're both. Both, both, yeah. And this one has a lullab. These are heavy babies.

Yes, it has a lullab. Definitely. So, so you have a group here tonight. Yes.

These are amazing sexologists, sex therapists, sexuality educators, and most importantly,

some of our star students at Sex Coach University from 39 countries and the territory of Puerto Rico.

Wow. Shout out to Puerto Rico and our friend, Dr. Serena Gaia

who is in Puerto Rico. Oh, I love her. Actually is one of the editors of Eco-Sexuality,

which I wrote the forward to. Another important book. It's out here, Eco-Sexuality,

and yeah, she's down there in very eco-sexual Puerto Rico where she actually married the beach.

Oh, I love that. Talk about Polly Alice. I'll let Annie Sprinkle. Yeah, I get it.

And her partner. Annie Sprinkle married the dirt. Right. And a mountain and the moon

and many other aspects of the Earth. There you go. And I was there for the moon. Were you there?

Yes, I was. Aww. It was a chilling evening. You guys didn't go up there, did you?

To the moon? Yeah. They did. We didn't.

Yeah. She and Beth. Well, we're flying there on our magic dildonic brooms.

And I'm so proud of you. This was a labor of love. After three and a half years, the book finally is in form.

Yes. I was the section editor for Erotica Porn. And you were so generous to spend your time and your wisdom.

You couldn't help it. And creating these amazing entries, as we call them. And so was I,

because I had to wait and wait. Wait and wait and wait. Yeah, yeah, I know. We all did.

For my sex. No, I was excited to define these things, you know, and to get it out there. Yeah, absolutely.

And to be in the company, you know, all kidding aside, this is a very serious series of books. This is the first international encyclopedia

of human sexuality from a sociological anthropological perspective. Fantastic. And it's three volumes

from some of the biggest names in the world, including ours, of course. Yay. Big name.

Big name. That's right. The authorities. We are.

And I'll say I wrote the entry for our dear friend Candida Royale. Oh. Passed away a little over a month ago.

And it was such a pleasure to be able to know that she is memorialized in this book. Nice.

Very important to us. And you wrote it. And I wrote it. Very good.

That's a beautiful thing. Yeah. All right. Candida.

Yeah. And she was one of our guests on the show. Wow. And it was a great show.

I remember it was a show that my mom came to. And Candida was so gracious and ambassador from the world of porn to, in my case, the world of mom.

And she, only Candida could do that. I call her the Grace Kelly of porn. So fitting. Just very elegant.

Always. Yeah. And a good friend of yours. And an inspiration.

Beautiful. I mean, she led a beautiful life in a very short time. Yes.

Only the good Diane, the rest of us keep going on. Anyway, that's our bad one. Let's not talk about that. All right.

So here we are with this book. And it's got so much good stuff. And thank you for inviting me to be a part of it. Thank you.

Thank you for being a part of it. And thank you. And it's very cheap. And thank you for writing a nice, beautiful blurb

about the Bonobo way. I love your book. You are a very Bonobo lady. Honey.

Sociological and anthropological. Speaking of all those po-logicals. An animalogical. It's a very po-logical book.

It's a private po-logical. But let's not get too logical about it. It's also very appealing. Thank you.

It is. It's an important contribution. Thank you. To our understanding about human sexuality,

understanding Bonobo sexuality. There you go. And the playful part of sex, which is what's often missing

and why all of us will have full practices the rest of our lives. Amen and amen women. Exactly.

Thank you, Dr. Patti. My pleasure. And it's such a pleasure to have you here in our new place.

You've been to our downtown place, as has Hudson. Yes, two of them. Which is a little more downtown.

Well, this is the womb room. Well, it's more womb-like. And we've always called it the womb room, the broadcast room, the studio.

That's our womb room. Where we learn about the womb. As well as phallic things. This is sort of seasonal item here.

The dinosaur's back. They come in all shapes and sizes. They do. We have other shapes.

And this, you know, for the little... Those need love too. Absolutely. Everybody needs a place for everyone.

Everyone in its place. That's right. So tell us what you're doing with these lovely students that are here

besides celebrating Kink Month. You're teaching them the art of sex coaching. You're involving them in the exploration of their own sexuality.

And you brought them here for like... Spankings. Yay! I'm glad you said that.

I know. It is Kink Month. It is. Well, we're holding a SAR this weekend.

Okay. Which is a sensitivity training in the field of human sexual studies. Whether you're a therapist, a coach,

an educator, a physician, whatever you do in the world of sexuality, you really have to go through this sensitivity training. And at Sex Coach You, we require that.

So my very obedient students show up at all of our SARs and we take them on an emotional roller coaster ride. Is that accurate?

Yeah. All of your students are out there. I'm glad you use that word obedient what with our other guests.

It fits in. Exactly. And yeah, you have sort of an invisible leash on all of them.

You only give them their credits if they... That is correct because it's so important. So we're doing a SAR weekend and what a perfect place to come tonight

to be a part of this. To celebrate and for them to experience true eroticism. Get ready for Halloween. Now, what do you think of this idea of scary sex?

You know, it is one of the things that makes Halloween so popular. I like it. Yeah.

Is that what you mean? Well, I mean, a lot of things that scare us also turn us on. I think Hudson has to deal with that all the time.

A little bit. Yeah, a little bit. I mean, most people are trying to be more scared and they're just tapped out.

They've done everything. They want to be more scared. They've lost like any kind of a newness to it, you know? Because that newness is often what gives you

that nice fear feeling. The fear that we all have of the unknown. Exactly. Yeah, which is just that thing we call spice.

That's what sometimes the sex birds call spice. But it really is a little bit of unknown, a little bit of fear of the unknown because, you know, it's a beautiful thing

to love someone and to trust someone. Yes. But there's a big but. I got in trouble for saying this once.

Sometimes trust kills lust. I'm less. I'm less. Say yes.

You pull it together, you know? You make that lust happen through kink play, role play, through something. Because nature kind of wants it to only last,

you know, anthropologically speaking. A few years. With one person. Unless you're going to be bonobo and polyamorous

and have a large group or even like a three or a four way group so you can kind of bounce off of each other. Well, you know, fear and excitement are encoded the same in the body.

Yes. So when we're on that edge of fear, we're pulsating excitement. And so many of my clients are sexually dead.

They're just not alive. They don't have that coursing through their veins. They're not corpses. I don't mean that.

They're just not excited for each other. They're not excited for each other. Now, are these married monogamous people or are these single people who are tired of the dating game

or both? Well, both, but mostly sexless couples in long-term committed monogamous relationships or monogamish.

Right. Some of them are monogamish. And does that help? Being monogamish is better than monogamous

for those who don't know how to keep that spark alive as we say it. Yes. And I think being afraid and having that edge

of exploring the world of BDSM and domination and letting go of control is really a pathway to arrows. And if more couples would have permission to go in that direction,

we'd have longer lasting relationships. Okay. I agree. Let's give all those couples permission.

Permission. And the truffles, too. And the truffles and the groups. Yeah.

Beyond truffles. And the single people. Yeah. Because they have to explore, too.

They do. Safe sex is required. And consensuality, of course, which is a big issue these days.

Yes. How to kind of fathom that. Yes. Consent.

Consent. Consent. It's like it's an issue. Yeah.

But one thing I say is that it's an issue for everybody nowadays, even vanilla people dating. And they can learn a lot from the BDSM people

who have to negotiate consensuality all the time. So much communication. Well, that's true. Like when you have a partner in BDSM,

you're actually kind of deciding to force yourself to have the rules and structure that maybe a vanilla relationship doesn't have. So that's why it works so much better for vanilla couples.

I'll see people come to the stock room for the first time. And they're trying to reinvigorate their relationship. And they do that through our classes because they're actually starting from scratch again.

Right. And using the BDSM tools to reconnect. And you teach quite a few workshops there. I teach some of them.

I curate them, but I do teach some of them. And I love that I'm seeing all this fresh vanilla meat coming in. It's really nice.

Fresh vanilla meat. You know, it's interesting you say that because we have a glide America vegan condom. So no meat.

That is, it's no meat. Okay. But it's vanilla. No animals.

It's vanilla flavor. We were going to see if it would go on anything. On your meat. Or the, the went on the gourd.

No, we need the extra large for the gourd. Very large. Yeah. What about your three sizes?

What about the witch broom deck? The witch, you know, I want to just say because I am trying to, you know, get, get this factory made.

This was inspired. I have two of them. Yeah. Dayton is, is holding the other one.

So you could, you could demonstrate that if you like Dayton. Just you have to turn on the vibrator part. It's a little bit, you know, homemade. Clunky.

But it was inspired by a Harry Potter toy that was recalled because the kids had too much fun. Okay. So I thought this is something adults should have for Halloween.

Was it Harry Potter or Harry Twatter? I think this one should be. I think it was Harry Twatter. I think you have the name right there.

So this one you can use as of course a dildo, as a vibrating broom that can take you to the moon. And as of course a butt please. Butt.

Yep. And yeah, just, and you can use it for spanking with the broom. So it's multi-purpose. And you can clean your kitchen too, which is great.

Absolutely. Or have your sub doing. Absolutely. It is good for the cleaning sub.

That is the season. Well now that I've demonstrated that, I would love it if you could demonstrate something, anything, a spanking, a dominating of this lovely hand,

you know, handsome. Like my hand sub. Yeah. Well he's holding in his hand your drink.

Well have you, have you messed up today? Always. Oh he did suggest a place for a drink right before this. It was way too crowded, didn't you?

Yes. And I got there before you did. Yes, mistress. So what do you think that,

you think that maybe we should spank you with the big book? Oh yeah. Can you move over a little bit and you come up here. So the lighting is better.

And yes, yes, the big book. I think it's time for you to get spanked with the encyclopedia. And there's three volumes. Don't tell Wiley Blackwell.

Well, it's a little late for that. That was how we celebrated the publication. Yeah, yeah, it's being well read. Actually our guest last week talked about the little double entendre of well read,

which is what the button becomes. But anyway, this one I think is the one that has the definition of spanking in it. Yeah, it does. So, wait, let's see.

I don't know if we want to read from an encyclopedia. Wait, I think it's in, yeah, spanking right here. The word spank, both verb and noun, has been in the English language usage since the...

17th century. Okay, and it's on a monopoetic. It actually sounds like what it is to spank is to strike. You know?

Okay, so here you go. Assume the position. And let me hold your microphone so you don't have to do that. Give me the mic.

Does he make sounds when he gets spanked? Okay, could I have Elizabeth or Dayton, please come forth with a microphone to catch the subby spanked sounds?

And what I will say is, you know, Jay's not warmed up and he's more of a light to medium player, so I'm not going to go too heavy on him. Is your idea to start with the encyclopedia?

I know, but I'm just going to give him a few of these first, because although he'll do whatever we want, but you know, consent, right? Well, we can start light with a paperback.

Someone's journal flying around. Oh, it's good to stay in that sweet spot. It's hard to tell if you're outfit on though. Now, it makes it easier to take a spanking

when you're wearing latex on your ass. I think so. A little barrier there. Barrier, right.

Oh, there's a groan. Let's hear it. Are you ready for the encyclopedia or you want the paperback, Jay?

Yes, please. Say yes, mistress, please paperback me. Did you hear me, Jay? What did I tell you to say?

Yes, mistress. Please paperback me. Please paperback me. All right.

Would you like to? She teaches English diction. Would you like to paperback me? Oh, well sure.

Okay. Let me move the other one so it doesn't, okay, you hold this one while I paperback him. There we go.

You're going to be well read at the end of this. Well read. Well read by it. Definitely.

It's sticky, actually. I can't like do the roundabout because it's too sticky. How about the thighs? Can I spank his thighs a little?

Yes, mistress. Okay, lighter on the thighs, but they are flesh so you hear that smack. Yeah, there we go.

And then that sweet spot right under the ass. Are you paying attention, glass? Sweet spot. You should try this.

You can try it in your seats if you like. Incentively, of course. Are we ready for the heart cover? The heart.

How did you want to give it a whirl? Do you want to give him one spank? Sure, I'll do it. Okay, here we go.

This is heavy. Okay. Okay. Wow.

What's the first for everything? He's never been spanked by literature. It's high on the arm. Kind of a good paddle size, really.

There we go. She's using the full force of the encyclopedia knowledge. It's like the whole library is coming down on your ass right there. Oh, those minds together.

How many chapters are in that book? A million. All right. I think you broke this fine.

Let's hear it for Kite Simon and Subbi Jay. Okay, and I think we're going to do

the Bonobo Way Female Empowerment Program, Max, before we have a break. Oh, yes. And then Bonobo Community.

So, I'm just wondering if some of our lovely audience who doesn't mind being filmed would like to fill in these seats over here,

and maybe you can participate at least in the discussion, or... Spanking only with consent. We won't hurry with the book.

Unless you really want us to. With consent. All right, have a seat. And now...

The envelope. Okay, so the envelope, and I have some notes here that I'm going to look at. Yes, indeed.

Dr. Suzie, there's the envelope. The envelope. Well, there should be two envelopes, Max. Both of them? Can I have the other envelope? Bartender?

The other envelope, please. There should be two envelopes. That's coming. What are you holding out for?

The other envelope. Thank you very much. There you are, Dr. Suzie. That's right.

Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. This is a presentation of the Bonobo Way Female Empowerment Outreach Project. The Bonobo Way has been

an interesting ride in many ways since its publication, and one of its readers is an investor

in female empowerment. And he agrees that the make love, not war chimpanzee partly because they are

so female-empowered. And so he would like to invest in women who help other women,

as well as men, because men benefit from female empowerment, just like Bonobo males benefit from

being in a matriarchal-type community. The most femdom apes on earth. So this investor, a gift giver who would like

to remain anonymous, says, I am seeking to be useful in the world. I hope to encourage responsible behavior

regarding the future of humankind. Currently, I think that one good way to do this is to empower women. The bottom line, as I see it,

is that having survived millennia of male domination of our species, it is women's turn to take on the world. So, our appreciation to you two.

Just a little token. Just a little token. But, yeah, it's something, yeah, open it.

Yeah, I know. It's part of it. He's just asked that we open up the envelope because it's just a gift. We pull it out?

Yeah, pull it out. It's not a strip club. No, okay. And we asked only that you put it

towards the good works that you do, which we're sure that you will. And this is because you're two very, very

bonobo ladies. Sex-positive or pro-sex, as Max likes to put it, and pro-dom.

Pro-sex. Sex-positive. And, yes. Advocates.

We just want to support that in many ways by promoting you. And because this reader of the bonobo way has given us this gift,

we are obliged to keep giving it. It's like the gift that keeps on giving. So, it's a beautiful thing. So, thank you.

Thank you. And thank you. All right, so can I have a hand for these two great bonobo ladies,

Dr. Paddy and Hudson Hong? Come on. So, back to Kinkmark.

All right. So, Femme Dom. Yes, bonobos are the most Femme Dom apes on earth. And so,

we need more Femme Dom demos. Well, I have my vloggers with me. Yes, I do.

Wasn't there some naughty students you were mentioning? Oh, we have many. Who wasn't doing any of their work? I don't think they wrote in their journals.

Would anyone like to experience a vlogging? Oh, yes. I like that.

You can just stay right there and turn around in your chair and stick your butt out at me. Stick your butt out. That's what he said.

Well, you know, would you just stand up lovely? And grab that chair there. Have you been vlogging before?

Yes. Okay, so this is nothing new. Another night. And where have you been vlogged before? At home.

Oh, can someone hold a microphone in front of her face? Oh, Jay, come up here. Stand up. Hold this here. And where were you vlogged?

Back, butt, both? Butt. Okay, so you like your butt vlogged? Yes.

Okay, so do you like it? Do you like a heavy vlogging? Modern. Okay, we'll just warm you up a little bit.

And make sure that chair doesn't fall over. It's not like nailed into the ground. So, yes, thank you. Darling, what is your name?

I feel weird not knowing your name. Jessica. And do I need to thank someone that's your partner? You can take my husband, Don.

Hi, Don. Thank you, Don, for letting me vlog Jessica. Nice wrist action. Yes.

You've done this before. Oh, yeah. This is a good vlogger. Now, if you'd like,

would you like to take your pants down a little bit? Oh, I don't think so. No, okay. Because you could do that here.

Whoa. Whoa. A good whack-in. Woo!

That's one of those. Let's hear it for Hudson Hawn. Yay! I wish you guys, I hope you saw her face.

Are these stockroom vloggers? They are. They both are stockroom vloggers. Wow. Okay. One of them has a Burning Man Playa dust all over it.

Burning Man Playa dust. Yes. Okay, that's what I saw flying up in there. So, can you take a microphone, please?

So, how was her vlogging of your butt? Awesome. To feel all tingly, what do you feel? Tell us about your feelings.

Don't censor yourself. It's a heavier weight on it than I've had before. So, I like that it's a little bit softer

and wider spread. I'm sure if my ass was bare, there would be a little more sting, which I like.

And it would be more intimate because you could feel like, Jay, show her the two vloggers we used on her. We used the black one first, the smaller one.

I mean, even through my leather pants, I could feel this was higher quality than I used to. You need to upgrade, babe. Yeah, go ahead and pass those to her.

And when did you first get vlogged? I think it was an anniversary gift for a couple of years ago. It was very romantic.

Anniversary gift from your husband? From my husband. Is he here tonight? Oh, here's the lucky man.

Wow. I had no experience in any kink at all. Can you speak on the microphone or would you rather not?

Actually, I want both to. Here, you could come up here. I didn't mean you had to go, but wow.

How did you enjoy watching your wife get vlogged? That's fantastic. How do you describe that? Did it vlog your hormones into excitement?

A little bit? It excited me a bit. Yeah. You know, you start doing that

and you know, you feel the tickle and you want to go to...

Hang on just a second. We're fine. We just lost the video, but we're fine. So go on.

After you've been doing it? No, you feel it. For us, it was a very interesting thing because I had some experience with it

and then when she and I were together I had kind of come into a different part of my life and really had a hard time tapping back into

that piece of me. But once... He couldn't spank me for a long time. Really? That ass?

Exactly. I did many other things to that ass. Still. Interesting.

You only vlogged on the butt usually. I was going to say one of the great things you can do at home. Are you always the bottom?

Talk into the mic. You're always the top. You could do things to her when she's not expecting it.

If you like one of those. Oh, that's hot. Pull it across her that way or let it go along those beautiful brush she has.

So it's not just impact. You can use this for all kinds of things. Tickle this on her. One of those.

It's just a nice little dominant tool that has a lot of uses. We think we can only hit with it but there's so many other things you can do with this.

I just wanted to come over and show you. I like that. Yeah? Do you want to play with that a little bit?

I want to take it home. We'll go and find you on Monday. Come to Stocker and we'll give you a discount. All right.

I'm not selling those here right now. I should be, actually. Yeah, okay. I'll hook you up.

Okay, stock room. You could get those. Great. You got yourself blogged.

I would like to see if anyone else would like a demonstration of some sort on themselves

of flogging or spanking or paddling or something. Okay.

Going once, going twice. Okay, then we have our hotties here. We have Dayton Reigns.

Hi, guys. Hi. And she is, of course, a famous porn star.

Do you know Dayton? I know Dayton. Yes, I do. Good, good.

Okay. And so can I ask if Dayton could get flogged topless?

Sure. Do you like to get flogged on your chest? No, I've never really done it. No, no, no.

I didn't mean on your chest. Oh, okay. I mean, you be topless getting flogged on your butt.

So we can look at your tits while you get flogged on your butt. That's basically what it comes down to. There's a whole thing, there's a whole plan.

Delicate titties there, I know. There, so. Let's do a little strip tease stand up. Because, you know, I also wrote the definition of strip tease.

So we have to have a little bit of music or people whistling. My strip. Okay, here we go. Music, okay.

They're literally whistling. The art of the strip. And Gypsy Rose Lee said anything worth doing is worth doing slowly

but not too slowly. Okay, very good. Susan's going to punish you later for that. Ooh.

Okay, oh, the bosom ballet. She's very good at that. Dayton is a talented girl. All right, so how should she be?

Bent over like this? Yeah, I think just so. And I don't want the tails to hit you in the face. So we need to go a little bit.

Out of the range. Out of the range. Okay, I've got another flower. Thank you.

I've never been flogged before, so could you be a little bit nice? Oh my goodness, I didn't know you've never been flogged before.

I've spanked you. I love spankings. I've just never been flogged. But I'll give you a fabulous art.

I'll be very good. So be very lying. No, I will give you a fabulous doggy style position.

How about that? A kitty style. I'm going to piss on you like a cat. One leg up.

I'm just kidding. And here she is, our kitty cat. Dayton. Whoa. Whoa, careful.

Maybe, yeah. Move that chair. Or you could be... You know what?

You don't really need to be on that thing. Honestly, let's move the thing. And you be on the floor, yes. And that way, you don't have to

worry about balancing. Just relax. We could have a pillow, though, under your knees.

Monica Lewinsky under your knees. I can be on my knees all day. I've been on my knees for 20 years. Yes, indeed.

All right, then get... Sure. There she is. Dayton.

Reigns. Sam. Wait, we need a microphone or we can't hear.

I need a mic for Hudson. Okay, here we go. So what were you...

Wait, let's move the wire here a sec. She's a little bit of a show-off, right? Yes, of course.

A little bit of it. Maybe she's a smart ass masochist. She's never been flawed? I've never flawed her.

I've spanked her. She's been spanked. Crawl with your head to our photographer

right there. There you go. Now I've got a nice little view here. My butt hasn't looked like that since I was

11. There's my history right there. So very light on that

delicate, beautiful butt. I'm going to move the wire. Feels good. Yes.

See, it does feel kind of good that flogging in a way. It's lighter than spanking. It's very airy.

Spanked my ass. Harder. Harder. Harder.

Harder. A virgin to flogging and already a glutton. Dayton Reigns.

Asks for it. Oh, Mr. Spank my ass. Ask me. She's like, spank my ass.

I didn't mean to be bossy. Not my pussy, just my ass. Out. Fix your panties, Missy.

Fix your little panties. Because you said not to hit there and your panties are moving. Better?

My flogger is too big for her little butt. A little pussy lip coming out there. Spank my ass. Thank you, mistress.

Harder. I've never had a kitty talk to me this way. Is this a kitty? Topless kitty.

She's good. She's a little red, I think we're good. Got a nice little blush. She's a little red.

But we need to make her very well red. Thank you. And this will assure that you are well red.

I would be so honored if you would do a book spanking with my book here. A small book spanking. She don't hit her too hard.

She's delicate. Do you want your face on the butt? I don't know. I guess, yeah.

This is going to be your book. Whatever you like. That hurts, right? That hurts.

Ouch. Ouch, don't hit cats like that. That's mean. Here's what we have

when the little kitty cat needs a little aftercare. Is this mink glove

which I do not advise you to buy. It was given to me as a gift. That feels so good. Yes.

Aftercare is very important. Why is that, ladies? To get your microphone. Aftercare is very important

because it builds trust. It helps the person come back down from where they were. And it's important to give a little reward. Thank you.

You pushed yourself a little bit. You deserve a reward. Even though these weren't hurt, but anyway,

it feels so good. That's great. Can I do a treat? Sure.

Can I put her on your pussy? May I put her on your pussy? On my pussy? I'll show you.

I don't have panties on. We're getting some intimate information. Maybe after the camera's off. Good to know.

After the camera's off, we're going to have some hot intimate stuff between my pants. Which is really, really cool.

And we're going to have some more stuff in just a few minutes. Are we ready for our break? One more flogging.

Beautiful. Sexy. Look how sexy she is. Wow.

Damn. My students are emerging. This is speaking sign language to me. After the break.

Okay, so you know what? You should stay here though. That'll keep the people coming back for after the break.

We have to change the tape, brothers and sisters. That's all we're going to do is change the tape, give you a chance to go potty or, you know,

give your honey a vlogging or whatever. But please come back in here five minutes, okay? All right, so don't come yet and don't go away.

We'll be right back. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way inspired by

my love for the make love not war great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions

including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex

to prevent murder and war. Really? They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other.

They practice what I call peace through pleasure. With the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males.

Bonobos are special partly because they just are and partly because they're very, very close to us

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Sisters, we are going to have a Sybian ride for Masturbation Month So you've never been on a Sybian before?

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Mr. Tracy, you are going to ride God's machine now. Put one leg right here put the other right here

and just position yourself comfortably put your clip right here. So here she goes. Have you ever ridden a Sybian by the way?

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to the fullest. Go for the G-spot go for the clip and go for whatever works.

Someone can come from their nipples. We've got Virginia Rado riding a Sybian. Wow. Holy shit.

That does the job. Sybian strikes again. Yes, I do say that when it feels good. Live on DrSuzi.tv

from the womb room in Bonoboville Ride on cowboy. Take a deep breath

Take a deep breath Relax. We never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian celebrate and masturbation month.

Yes. Hallelujah. Oh yes. A sister of a woman.

Look at that face. That is a beautiful thing. Thank you Dr. Susan Block you're a wonderful human being.

Wonderful human being Dr. Susan Block. Thank you. I think we have orgasm Houston.

We have lift off. We have lift off. Stop. We, we, we, we.

Okay I'm going to come. Testify sister Kenny. Testify that you masturbate.

And you are not ashamed. I'm not ashamed. How was it, what's your report? My vagina's so tingley right now, it feels like pop rock.

I'm just going to take this home. I'm going to take it. That thing is bigger than your little body. That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen.

Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready, I'm... Come on. How do you think I could easily get a husband?

Where's the husband? You got the simian, you don't need the husband. Oh my God! Whoa! Whoa!

No matter, fall over. Whoa! Whoa. Hey, darling girl.

I love you. I love you. That's my girl. One on a worldwide web.

Welcome back to Dr. Susan Blackshaw Broadcasting Live. Celebrating kink month, Halloween foreplay, if you're listening to us live or watching, then it's almost Halloween.

So we're kind of getting in the mood and letting our wild side out, our erotic persona. And it's also kink month, kink month,

as declared by the stock room. And we are happy to have stock room headmistress, Hud Sihon here as the official representative. And also very honored to have Dr. Paddy here.

I've known Dr. Paddy for a while. Did we meet through your cousin, Xavierah Hollander? Yes. We did.

The happy hooker. The happy hooker, Xavierah Hollander, who's now the happy hostess because you can stay at her place. She's the happy booker.

And the booker. Yes. And she is the happy hooker of great fame, had a penthouse column, did just a block busting,

no pun intended there. But yeah, huge bestselling book, the happy hooker about sex work. You know, one of the absolute pioneers in that field.

Behind the brothel doors. The very first one. And she's been on the show a few times. One time, the famous porn director, Axel Braun,

attempted to make her squirt. But she wouldn't let him. She wouldn't let him up her skirt. He's like, I want to make your squirt.

And he was there with his dad, Lossie Braun, the late great Lossie. Maybe because his dad was there, she got all nervous. You know, I didn't think of that at the time.

She is a control freak. She is. She is. I'm a happy hooker.

Well, good for you. We're glad you're happy. Yeah. And you're unhappy.

I am a hooker. Well, okay. A porn star. A slut.

A slut. All those words. They're all the same, right? Well, not exactly.

There's some level of difference in different types of sex work. Just saying. Well, there's something to saying that all kinds of sex work is all about helping people with their sexuality.

But, you know, there are differences, and there's certain legalities that we have to be aware of, as well as consensualities. And so, yeah, we have our categories,

and we have our differences. But we frankly support all of the forms of sex work that are consensual, but realize that, you know,

doming is not hooking. Nothing against hooking. We love the hookers. We love hookers.

Especially Max. We need a union. Hookers need a union, I think. Absolutely.

Well, first of all, we do need to decriminalize it in California. It is not decriminalized. And I just want to say that Dayton is one of our webcam

therapists here at the Institute, but she does not do her hooking for the Institute. No, no, no. In fact, I know nothing about her being a hooker.

I was being facetious. Right. I thought so, but I just needed to clarify. I apologize.

Okay, well, anyway. It's really a show, so it doesn't even know what's real life. I know.

I am always splitting, you know, my crosshairs here. I apologize. So, yeah, well, no. You're a bad kitty.

You just want to be whacked again. I am always sorry. Yes, you are. Give me that ass.

Okay. Okay, naughty girl. Trying to get the cops over here, you know. Oh, don't go.

I know. I mean, you don't do your sex work here. That's who I therapy wise. I'm going to whack you with the big book now.

Watch it. The therapy. That book is bigger than her. I know.

Naughty, naughty girl. That's not that big. Well. It's just big.

As I was saying, there are the prodoms among us, one of whom, the queen of prodoms, one of the queens.

There's a few queens. There's a lot of queens. Yeah. And then there's prodoms.

Right. And this is Hadsi Han. And you are a prodom at the Dominion. Do you do it anywhere else?

Is that your main place? I stay with, I'm very loyal. I'm a very loyal person. I stay with the Dominion.

And I really don't do private sessions because I have everything I need there. And what's your mermaid thing? So, okay.

I wrote a show called The Mermaid Diaries from Vanilla to Kink. It's my journey of how I came from being a quiet little girl from Alaska.

Quiet? Yeah. Very shy and quiet, I know. It was a long time ago.

Well, sometimes nature seeks a balance. You get, when you're coming out of your shell, you suddenly become a prodom. Yeah.

I just never thought that would happen to me. I was like a little girl who won a pageant in Alaska. Now I'm a Los Angeles Dom. So it's kind of a big stretch.

What did you win? What pageant? I was a Miss Teen Talent Alaska. Miss Teen Talent Alaska.

Aren't you excited? Whoa. Oh, oh. 100 years ago.

What did you do with your talent? I did not flog as my talent. Did you sing? I sang.

What did you sing? I sang out here on my own from fame. Oh. Yes.

It's very sad. Can you sing a few bars, please? Just one bar? Just a couple of bars.

You got bars? Sometimes I wonder where I've been, who I am, do I fit in, make believe in. It's hard alone on the Susan Block show.

Whoa. Make believe in. Wow. Let's see Han.

Well, I'd love to get people to do a little something. They didn't think they would do. I really appreciate that. I really do.

So now that you've given us that, I give you an ask. Bonita. So Bonita is a familiar face. She's been to Stockholm University.

And we talked on the break. She has been flogged before. So do you come up here, Bonita? Do you like getting flogged more essentially?

Do you like a heavy-handed flogging? I'd say moderate. Moderate. Okay.

So we'll just do a little bit. Are you nervous? You're shaking a little bit. A little bit nervous.

It's very charming. Ladies, can one of you get a microphone in front of Bonita's nervousness? Because we all get excited listening to the sounds of authenticity. Hello?

Bonita, come up closer to me. Hello, hello, hello. So it's always good. And you dress so beautiful.

So always good to check with someone if you've had any physical problems at all that I need to know about. None. You're about to. Maybe afterwards.

No, no. I'm actually known as a very light sensual dom. So I take it real slow with people. My clients beg me to beat them.

There's like two that are masochists. So I'm actually more about the connection than anything else. So we'll start real nice and sensual and then build it up to moderate like you said. I'm going to give the kitty this one.

Now, what are we going to do here? Is she going to bend over or go across our laps? You can put your head in my lap. Jake, over here.

Oh. What a beautiful, voluptuous presentation. Oh, look at this. Okay.

Can somebody hold a mic near Hudson? You hold that one. Okay. So this can hold one mic and Dayton can hold the other mic.

This is human technology, brothers and sisters. Very human. Okay. Here we go.

And yeah, just hold it on the outside of her. Do not obstruct her cleavage. Yeah. I see the cleavage running out.

That's a fabulous breath. Let your thing fall down. Go ahead. Abstract cleavage.

I know I'm taking. Right. Look at that. Stick your butt out and we want to round your shoulders.

Stick that butt out. And then put your head down. Curve your head. Hear that class?

Remember those instructions. Almost always. Sticking of the butt out. Unless you're kind of raising it.

That's wonderful. Whoops. Maybe not. On a scale of 1 to 10.

How much? 2. 2. So do you want more?

Yeah. She wants more. She's asking for more. So now what are we at?

What number are we at now, Bonita? Is that a 4? I'd say that's a 4. That's a 4.

What number do you want 5 or 6? A little harder. Whoa. And she's got a...

Is that a 5 or a 6? Or a 7? Whoa. She said it was an...

What are we at now? Bonita, where are you at? I might say about a 6. A 6?

Are we good or should we go harder? We're good. So a little bit of that on a plateau, I guess. Nipples are really hard.

Nipples are hard. That's always a sign. Not always, actually. You never know.

Whoa. And now the butt spanking. This is always my favorite part. I always feel that the back spanking

is for, like, religious reasons. It's like a massage. It feels good. Yeah, the butt spanking, you know.

Whoa. And she's got quite a butt. Yeah. We have been blessed with some amazing butts

for Kink Month, this celebration. Stick it out. Stick it out, she said. She's not on the mic because she's whacking so hard.

We can't hold a mic in front of her. So we're just listening to the sound of thwacking. And that is Hudson Han whacking away with her stock room bloggers.

She's so hard to do. Florentine. Yeah. Why do people like vlogging so much?

Why do you think that is such a common interest, Dr. Paddy? Sorry, I'm taken. You're taken in by the rhythms. I know.

It's partly that, this rhythm. It does put you into a trance. It's trance-like. It puts you into subspace.

It does. Or with you. It does even if you're not the one getting clogged. Impact play.

But certainly when you are the one getting clogged, your butt responds with endorphins. Woo! Wait, we have Hudson saying something that we can't hear.

It's a lot. Obviously we want to respect Bonita's privacy, but if we were alone in her house, the dress would be off and it would feel much better.

Yeah. Yeah, well, I mean, Bonita, you can pull that dress up if you want. Oh, Bonita, let me see that.

Would you like to pull the dress up? On this side, so we can see. Girl, you know you want to show it. And know it.

But we have to respect that. Oh, thank you. She said we can show her booty. We can show her booty.

All right. I told her dress up. Let's see how well-read she is. Oh, my goodness.

The unveil of Bonita's. Bonita's booty. Woo! Nice.

And she is also going commando. Wow, it's a commando night. Here. Nice.

On the Dr. Susan Block show. Oh, so much more. Kink month is celebrated. Well, you know,

either you're going to wear panties and no skirt like me or wear a skirt and no panties like Bonita. And now, yes. Now, we certainly see that flesh responding to.

That's great. You can go more. Oh, see, she's even enjoying it more with the actual flesh to leather contest.

Oh, beautiful. And I like the underhanded kind of technique. It's, there's a lot of wrist action involved. That's what he said.

Yeah. Whoa. It's beautiful to watch those. But your ass looks gorgeous.

You know, it kind of bounces. The butt bounces. Yeah. Each little strip looks the same.

Oh, so Hudson, in case you couldn't hear, just asked her victim, Bonita, to tease her. Tease? Yeah.

Tease that. She's teasing all of us. She is. She's shaking her ass.

She's liking this. Yeah. That's a lovely Florentine. And now there's a lovely Florentine.

Whoa. And whack. Yeah. Hudson is really getting into her target practice.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Whacka whacka whacka. Oh, he's surprised.

Wow. Yeah, she just had to feel that ass. Okay. Okay, so we're going to count now.

And 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2. Whoa. And that is a beautiful butt from the lovely Bonita. And I want to get you some water.

Jay, will you get her some water? Yeah, we need some water for the spanky. Oh, Bonita. Hey, take a microphone after you finish your hug.

And how are you feeling, Bonita? I am feeling... Is this mic on? Can...

There's a little button on there to turn on. Okay. Let's see if it's working. But not...

It's not fabulous. It's not a... Okay, get this mic in front of her, please. Jay, crawl that into her.

Mm-hmm. In fact... Where's that little... Bonita, how you doing?

I am doing wonderful. Ah. Well, did you know that this would be part of your classroom assignment in your... Your schooling.

Yes. I did not know, but I'm glad. Yeah, this is your schooling. Have you been flogged before you have?

Yes. Yes. So this was a pretty heavy one or light? It was pretty heavy, but I loved it.

How's your butt feeling? It's stinging nicely. Nicely. Drink your water, Bonita.

It's important to hydrate after you play. Listen to your mistress. It was cute, too, because she was shaking and nervous, and so sometimes we hold our breath when we play.

Uh-huh. And even though she was into it, you can actually get a little bit lightheaded, so it's good to hydrate afterwards and make sure you're breathing.

Okay. And you know, you seemed more nervous before than you are now. I think you had the nervousness spanked out of you. I did.

Come on. You know, you can't be nervous while you're kind of bracing yourself for the next whack. So I'm kind of making Jay do the aftercare right now,

so, see, do you want your shoulders rubbed or anything? Um, sure. Jay, why don't you rub your shoulders? Hey.

Since I can't do it. Why don't you take a shoulder rub? Yeah. Go for it.

Yeah. Okay. Oh, wow. Nice.

Very nice. Very good. Very nice. I know some people that are interested

from your schooling, doctor, that would like to be involved in communion. Communion. Yes.

Oh, okay. We're going to do a little communion. I didn't know if you were interested, but I found a new person.

You did. Let's bring up that person. His name is Richie. Would you like to come up?

Richie. What do you think? Richie. Richie.

Well, hello, Richie. Richie. Wow. Richie's got an interesting scarf and a vest and curls.

Yeah. He's all decked out for his class. So, Richie, you are a student of Dr. Patties. I am.

I'm talking to the microphone, please. I'm a student of Dr. Patties. And what are you learning so far? I'm learning how to be a sex coach.

How to be a sex coach. Let's define sex coach for just a moment. What is a sex coach? So a sex coach is somebody who helps people overcome

or resolve their sexual or relationship roadblocks. All right. I'm the pioneer of sex coaching. I wrote the book.

That's true. The Art of Sex Coaching. All right. There she is.

Sex coach university founder, director, and she wrote the book. And I wrote the book. The Art of Sex Coaching, which is now being featured on block books.

I want you to know my website. Thank you. Thank you. And oddly enough, we went to China three years ago.

Uh-huh. And discovered that the book was translated into Mandarin, unbeknownst to me. All right.

It's being translated in Polish. It's being translated in Korean and in Spanish. Very good. So we're reaching the world.

Sex coaching the world. One book at a time. To be better lovers, to enjoy sex more, to be more responsible, all that stuff.

And for pleasure. It's really about healing and pleasure. To have a good time. Like bonobos.

Uh-huh. Absolutely. Make like bonobos. A lot of healing.

Not baboons. Yeah. A lot of healing. Absolutely.

Uh-huh. Party like a bonobo. So, yeah. So what have you learned?

Well, I've learned a lot about goddesses. Goddesses. Yeah. A lot about female power.

A lot about what it's like. That's very bonobo. To be surrounded by goddesses and just their power. And to experience.

One of the goddesses just helped you with your headsets. Right? This is my fire goddess here. Yeah.

Fire goddess. Different elements for different goddesses. Yes, definitely. All right.

Very good. Very good. So our goddess of the bar is here. Her name is Dayton Reigns.

Very nice. And bonoboville communion is a form of communion. Like we have in, you know, religions. You know, you have your body and blood of the god.

And in our case, we have the body of Dayton. And the blood of the god would be Ron de Jeremy Rum. Right? The blood of the god.

Okay. Okay. And then we also have Agua Cocoa Leaf LeCurre. And so, where's our salt?

Do we have our salt? Oh, yes. There's our salt. Okay.

So, I think, well, now you can all, you can accept your communion. I think that Dayton chose you for communion pretty much. Can we say that? Sounds good.

Yeah. Okay. I said he could pick whoever he wanted, but I did pick him. Oh, that's right.

You could pick me or Dr. Paddy. I told Rich he could pick whoever he wanted. Or the girl with the naked boobs. And wherever he wanted.

Right. And yeah. I guess he got the one with the naked boobs. Okay.

So, this is what we call the altar. All right? Wow. And you can choose your, you're not non-alcoholic, are you?

I'll drink alcohol. Okay. Ron DeGermi or Agua Cocoa Leaf Liquor. How about the Agua Cocoa Leaf?

Because it's green. Green. We're eco-sexual. All right.

Okay. All right then. Eco-sexual. So, now the salt.

I will be the high priestess of communion here and deliver the salt. So, the body part, I should ask you which body part you would like. As Biz Bonobo, our lovely producer, will make sure that you get laid tonight. Here you go.

And yes, you got laid. Fuck yeah. You bet. There you go.

And so, where? Boobs, butt, back of the knee. I'll take the boobs. Everyone wants the boobs.

Well, you know, you put them out there. I love my boobs. We like them, you know. Okay.

So, we got them for a reason. Oh, I have an idea. Yeah. Since it's kink month, why don't I kneel in front of him and say, I like one of the

altars. Okay. I like that. You like that?

Okay, good. She's going to be an altar. Yeah, he doesn't mind at all. He's all for this.

Okay. So, first, whoa. That's our crack sound effect team. So, lick the altar.

Very serious here. And he's licking. He's quite our team. Okay.

Here we go. The salt is applied. You're supposed to lick in some way that the salt sticks. Yeah, there you go.

Very good. Very good. Okay. So, now the salt will stick and now you may lick the salt and you are

taking communion. And I'm going to pour this down your throat. So, open up. She likes to do it this way.

It's kind of dangerous. Take it like. Whoa. He took it.

Whoa. Mmm. All right. Yay.

That was fucking awesome. All right. Bonoboville communion, brothers and sisters. Now, we're almost out of time here, but I just want to say that in the

after party, you are welcome to the salt. And we will be doing more Bonoboville communions. You may do them with each other. This is, you know, your ceremony.

Okay. So, in our last few minutes, I want to thank my featured guest. This has been an amazing kink month for Dr. Patty and Hudson Han. Let's just give an applause for both.

So, let's see. Where can we find sex coach university? At sexcoachletteru.com on the web. Okay.

And my website, drpattiebritten.com. Lots of cool stuff. All right. And on Amazon, you can find the sex coach book.

And of course, you can also find the big encyclopedias. All three. Yay. You might need to have, order them for your library.

I think there's also a way to get the online access. Yes. Get a spanking. And it's much cheaper.

Yeah. It's a little expensive. Right. And yeah, they pack a wallet for the spanking.

Very good. So, thank you so much. Hudson Han. Thank you for having me.

Oh, wow. And we find you at stock room, of course. And at Dominion. And in that storage locker.

Barry, we hung out twice. He's not really that kinky. No, he doesn't. But does have a lot of leather.

Yeah. You know, stay in his storage locker. No. No.

He wants me to though. But I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. But yeah, you can also come check me out at Bar Sinister on Halloween.

A bunch of us are going to be there. Right. Bar Sinister on Halloween, which is a great place to go. And shout out to you guys, Bar Sinister.

I love you. I wish you didn't do things on Saturday nights though. I know. But yeah, we're going to be here also Saturday night.

Having our Halloween in Bonoboville. Yay. So, we invite you to join us. But, you know, you can party hop, go from Bar Sinister to here.

Because we're kind of close by. Dr. Suthi. Yes. Oh.

Sorry to bother you. Jay. Yes. Jay, just let me.

I just have a question. Go ahead. Could I let our viewers know that they should call if they need to talk about anything? Sure.

So, guys. She's not a hooker. I am a therapist. If you need to call me or talk about anything,

call any of us at any time at 310-568-0066. We talk about anything, no judgment, always kindness and love. Thank you guys. Yeah.

Don't forget Dr. Suthi's available for private sessions as well. You need to make an appointment at the front office. Again, 310-568-0066. I love having a pussycat doing commercials for me.

For the institute. Thank you very much. Very good. All right.

Susan, I just wanted to remind them if you want to see it for free, you can go to bonoboville.com, join, which is free. And then you go into the theater and you can watch all these episodes and meet a lot of other bonobos that are joining.

Absolutely. Join Bonoboville. I just want to invite all you people that are in the room, here in the womb room, as well as those of you who are listening

on the radio, or if you're watching on Dr. Susan Block.TV, you can actually watch for free on Bonoboville and do a lot of other really cool stuff in Bonoboville, you know, where we make like bonobos, not baboons.

He's doing a very good job. Just worshiping my toes. Okay. He doesn't mind.

And yeah, the Bonobo way, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, there's a great review. Actually, it is simply awesome and it's in simply sexy. And it's very short.

It tells you to, if your sex life is the pits, go to zoo, right? You got to go to a zoo where the bonobos are, though, and you got to take a copy of the Bonobo way, all right?

So that's what you got to do to invigorate your sex life. There's many other things you can do, too. And this is a great month, pink month. It's a great month to celebrate all the fantastic ideas

you can play to trick nature and stay happy and monogamish for a long, long time. Or you might want to be polyamorous and just ditch the whole monogamish-monogamous venture.

Right. What you got to do is just get sex-educated, I think. Let's be conscious. Let's be conscious of our relationships with each other

and of our relationship with ourselves. And Halloween is a great time to let your freak flag fly, or vlog, as the case may be. You know, to experiment with different identities,

your inner belladonna, your erotic persona, your inner bonobo. Let it go, brothers and sisters. This is a time to do it.

The kids can have the candy. You have the fun, okay? And not just in kink month. Any time is a time to celebrate your kinks

and to make like bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war. Cox, not glocks. Right?

That's right. Cox, not glocks. Shoot the gun between your legs. That's the only gun we want you shooting.

Make like bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight, even if that someone is you.

I love you. You can talk to us. I'm Dr. Susan Block, your mistress of the airwaves. But my day job is director of the Dr. Susan Block Institute

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