The Three Graces of Kink

Full transcript of The Three Graces of Kink on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, lawyers and connoisseurs, fendoms and porn stars, Halloween witches and bad, bad bitches and Betty Boops. Betty Boops, yeah. We got it all, brothers and sisters. We are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I get an amen?

Amen. Can I get an A? Women. Amen.

Hallelujah. Yes indeed. Happy Cake Month. It's the third Saturday night of Cake Month, 2019. And what is it? Our fourth impeachment party. We've been partying since they've been impeaching because, well, it's peachy.

To us. It's a reason to celebrate. We use all sorts of excuses to celebrate. Who knows? How this speech could get rotten in some way. It could happen in multiple ways that my fellow counterpunchers talk about a lot and everybody talks about. And yet it just seems right to do, to this narcissistic, nepotistic, child-caging presidents.

Cry, baby. Cry, cry, cry. It's Halloween. And you're melting. I love how he talks about Nancy Pelosi, who I'm not a huge fan of, but I have to say she is a boss. She is. She is a boss. I have to give it to her. She's a little conservative for my taste, Nancy. But I have to give it to you. You are a boss of this baby who really does need a spanking which you obviously gave to him in a photograph that he tweeted.

It was really quite amazing. A big meeting where she's using her finger pointing like a schoolmarm or a dominatrix. Yes, indeed. And he's like there. And then the guys next to him are all just hanging their heads in shame. Very sexual, actually. But anyway, you said she's in a meltdown, didn't you? She's having a meltdown. You're having a meltdown.

And I almost feel guilty exalting in my fourth impeachment party. I don't like to whack dogs when they're down. Well, sometimes I do. Well, anyway, it's like I start to feel sorry for you. I mean, everyone's turning against you, the Republicans, the generals, the Democrats, of course. And the bedbugs at the Dural as well. Yeah, everyone.

That's right. Someone said I have beautiful women here. Which, of course, I do. I think we'll find out what pronouns everyone uses. But I think it's mostly sisters. Although one is a master, you know. So that's there. And we're very interested in that. Not just respectful, although we are respectful, but we are interested. That's right.

And I just want to say before I start introducing people and seasons, beatings and all. Wow. Bernie's back. Yeah. Yeah. I was excited. I have to just say it. I have to say it before I really get started with the show. You could say the entertainment portion, although Bernie's very entertaining to me, but I know some people don't like him.

But what a rally today. He had 25,000 plus people in Queens, New York, right across from the Gordon geckos of Wall Street. He had the amazing A, O, C, Lou, Alexandria, Ocasio, Cortez. And yes, some of you are concerned because Bernie is the oldest candidate. That's true. How old is he exactly?

100. No, he's, what is he? I think he's 78. That's, yeah, he's the oldest candidate. Now, Biden is 77. And Trump is in his 70s somewhere. And Warren. Hey, it was only 35, right? 36.

Yeah. Well, I don't know if age is the most important thing here. No, I think it's the most important. What's important is taking this entity we call our country, which isn't even really our country because we took it from the natives, you could say. Well, some of us did. And actually none of us because we weren't there.

But we inherited this stolen property. We did. What happens when you inherit stolen property? You inherited it. You grew up with it, you know, or you came here. Either way, here we are. And, yeah, so Bernie, Bernie's going to take us to a good place.

If he, if he can make it, you know, if we can, if we can make it, as he says, not me, us, I really believe that because he's a heart patient and he can't do all the work. Although he's going to a lot of rallies and it's, you know, yes, he just had a heart attack, but he has heart. And I'm not saying the other candidates don't. And I would vote for, I am, I'm a Bernie pro, but I'm also in anyone but Trump gal.

So I will go either way, but he has energized a movement. I mean, I don't know about the others because he was there at the beginning and a lot of them are copying him. And my favorite among the others is Elizabeth Warren, partly because she was accused of being a cougar, which I think made her very sexy. And, and she had a spiffy response and she's very clever and she's very right on.

I mean, I'd be okay with her if worse comes to worse. If we can't have Bernie, you know, I'm not going to be a cry baby like the president. Well, maybe I'll cry a little. I mean, I don't know. I'm inspired by him.

So he was out there and, and yeah, he's not sexy in the conventional sense, but he's very bonobo. Just, I'll have to explain this another time, but he's got a cute wife and, and he's got AOC, right? And she's the personification of sexy in politics. So, you know, if he, I, I, and to me he's sexy because I love, you know, sexy balding men with strong principles.

And I do, right? Captain Max. I do. And so, you know, Bernie is, you know, yeah, like that. So anyway, okay. By the way, my article, Hustlers, How Hustlers Hustles Us, is in Counterpunch.

So, woohoo. Inspired by a show that was put together by Sunshine, who isn't here tonight because she has a friend, Betty Boop. A cartoon friend who is filling in for Sunshine. I don't know if Betty talks.

I think she doesn't show her teeth. I think she does. She just did. She doesn't, yeah, she, she doesn't usually show her teeth though. I guess she talks a little bit with her lips, you know, boop, boop, be doop, pose.

Yeah. Okay, well great makeup there. I guess I should say I blew her cover. Well, anyway. You're not the real Betty Boop.

It's okay, I can't do the accent anyway. You're getting ready for Halloween with your multitude of characters. I saw on one of your social media that you're dressed as the female Freddie Krueger. Sexy Freddie.

Pretty sexy. I didn't think it would be, but it is. And, and yeah, and I'm, you know, the pink witch. What can I say?

I have the horns inspired by that Maleficent Angelina Jolie, whose father has gone bananas. He's a great actor. Back in the day with Dustin Hoffman. Back in the day.

Way day. Midnight cowboy. Yeah. But anyway, he produced an amazing daughter and she started a horn craze.

Actually the horn craze was around way before her, but she rode the horn craze. And I guess I go in and out of the horn craze. And it's a witchy thing. I feel.

Pan thing. Pan had horns. Devil has horns. Satan has horns.

The sensuous Satan. Anyway, I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block, your servant and your mistress of the airwaves. And on this show, we are celebrating kink month with one of the queens of kink. And I feel like I have a threesome of kinksters and almost like a girl group here with all

different colors and where our own girl band. Yeah. It does seem like a girl band. Very nice.

Yes. So I'm going to introduce you first, Madame Desaad. Master Mina Desaad. And that's master M-A-S-T-Y-R.

Yes. Mina Desaad Fatal. Yes. Welcome back.

I am so glad I am back. Yes. And it's been a while. You were on my show a couple years ago.

Back by Papa Demand. Exactly. You picked up an award. Yes, I did.

And when I saw it in my Twitter, I was like, hell yeah, Barbara Streisand. Yeah. You deserved it. You deserved it.

Thank you. You won an award, a Susie award for best attitude adjustment. Yes. Yes.

And we'll explain more about what that means. Yes. After I introduce Madame Desaad, who I am permitted to call Madame Desaad, Mistress Desaad, or Master Desaad.

That feels comfortable calling me. Is, you know, a very special femdom and blonde now. You weren't blonde before. I'm all about changing the seasons.

You probably will see a picture of me on Twitter in a week or two with green hair. I'm going through the stages before I dye it another color. So this is pre-look, Mina.

Okay. All right. Mentored by Mistress Sayan. Yes.

The Jewish Black Dom. Thank you. Keeping it real. And according to Time Out, one of the top pro-doms in Los Angeles.

And I'm trying my best to keep that on trap as best as possible or push open ends. Do you have to do something to keep that? I'm trying my best to keep that wrap up.

Yeah, keep the wrap up. All right. And then the Suzie Award. Yes.

For her appearance. Keeping you proud. Sex Not Guns, a very special show that actually combined kink and porn and music with Guadalajara Joe.

Yeah, that was awesome. And also, there's a picture of you in Speakeasy, Spank and Art Magazine, which I'm not going to show yet. I'm going to introduce my guests first.

But there is a picture of you, which is very, very special because I have so many guests since we've published this that I feel all kinds of awful. Because I have to say, well, we did this magazine,

but that was before we knew you. Or even worse, we did know you, but your picture didn't make it into the magazine. So for you, I can relax and say,

oh, and by the way, you're in the magazine. Yeah. So. Surprises.

I love it because that's a surprise for me. I didn't even know. It's going to be. But remind me.

Surprise for me too. Before I get too involved. We'll put that in there. Yes.

She's in there. In a very commanding position. The very provocative position. I'm excited.

With very provocative, with probably one of the shots that upset Jeff Bezos. Perfect. That's my feeling because, you know,

this magazine we had to publish ourselves. Like a speakeasy. Yes. Yes.

This one is through Amazon. But we'll get to that. First, we're going to get to our people, our other people.

Because we have two new people. We have Cass Rose. Hi. Okay.

Did I get that right? Cass Rose. Black Rose, honestly. Whatever you want to call me.

Really? Really? Very easy. I am.

Okay. But they're virgins to the show. Yes. You are a virgin to the show.

Can we see your hymen? You may be a virgin in other ways. Or at least you look like one. I would love to be a virgin.

For sure. Okay. Really? Okay.

Hell yeah. You will be cast as the virgin in this play. I'll be the virgin. As we produce this play tonight,

you will be Rose the virgin. Rose the virgin. Okay. The virgin Mary.

Come back to you. Now we have Quinn Ray right next to you. And Quinn is also new to the show. Yes.

I am new. You are what? I haven't been here before. Right.

You have not been here before. But can you talk of them as your mic working? Is it? Yes.

There we go. I have a tiny voice because I'm shy. Really? Sometimes.

Are you shy? The like homeschool child in me sometimes peeks out. Okay. And so.

But you're a porn star. I am a porn star. Are you shy as a porn star? Not at all.

Not at all. That on camera I know what I'm doing. I'm confident in those skills. Okay.

Well. I'm excited. You're on camera. I mean you're not in a porn, but you're, you know.

I can't see. Make a moment. It's the talking. It's good to generate.

But at the moment, it's a talk show. It's actually a laugh show is what it is. Okay. Okay.

So Quinn Rain and you have quite a following. I do. I have people on the internet that like me and I do burlesque. I'm actually performing burlesque tomorrow at Cheetah's here in Los Angeles.

Whoa. Yeah. Excited about that. Excited.

New act. At Cheetah's. Cheetah's. Wow.

Yeah. Wow. It's that strip club that was in Sugar Girls, right? A place above Cheetah's.

My studio. Where are we, Max? Many years ago. Many years ago.

We were offered to kind of use it as a studio. But we didn't. It's fun there. It's fun.

Yeah. I was in a strip show there in July. We had a blast. Yeah.

BBW porn star stripping. Sure. Strip clubs are fun. Yeah.

Why is no one telling me about that? Okay. I can give you her number. So are you a stripper?

Well, burlesque performers are strippers because the act of removing your clothes is stripping. The act of removing your clothes is stripping. Yes.

So I would say I am a stripper. I am too thick to work in most strip clubs in Vegas. So there's that. Most.

Only for like celebrity porn star night. But there's a lot of size bias in the sex work industry. Oh, yeah. Unfortunately.

Wow. That's ridiculous. That's why you're working specialty. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean specialty. I would think there, maybe there'd be more specialty in LA. Oh, that's the thing.

Burlesque is stripping in the sense that you get to take clothing off and you get to show a little bit of your body. But you're actually a different because you're giving a theme and a story while you're stripping.

So you're teasing denying. So it's almost like BDSL. It's teasing denial. Speaking of teasing.

You're so cute. I'm glad you're here. No, but that's what I thought Burlesque was the difference for stripping. It was teasing denial.

I go to Viva every year and I love me some Burlesque ass. So I'm just fine. It's a little bit different and stripper. For a long time I was involved with the Burlesque Call of Fame Museum.

Love that place. That's why I wanted her on the show. I love that place. So Burlesque is really our godmothers of stripping and sex work.

A lot of the original porn stars were Burlesque performers. All of our strip club lifestyle Burlesque was the precursor to that. And Burlesque comes out of Vaudeville and satire. And there's a lot of inherent satire in any outward sexual presentation.

And just creating a character and expressing that. There's satire in all of what we do. But there's performance elements in all of that. And Burlesque performers really created a lot of the pathways for any of us to be doing what we're doing.

And the ones that are still alive support what we're doing in a lot of ways. Yeah. I think the first person that danced in Nepal was a Burlesque dancer. Right?

Like the first time someone got on a pole and danced it was like a Burlesque dancer. No. No. So a lot of pole dancing comes from like a traditional, I can't remember the region.

It's a traditional Asian dance that was like a martial arts that involved like pole work and the strength for that. But the first incorporation of poles in a strip club was coming from Canada and it was Burlesque dancers. So did you see this movie, Hustlers? I haven't yet.

I need to. That was the theme of the show last week. Yes. We talked about that last week and I saw it twice.

So I have opinions about it which you may read in Counterpunch. Everybody read Counterpunch. So you consider yourself a Burlesque dancer? I'm a porn star that has a Burlesque experience.

Do you think of Burlesque porn? I do Burlesque elements in my porn. The way I move my body and the way I present myself has Burlesque like inherently in my movements. All right.

So now Rose, we kind of skipped. Virgin Rose. Virgin Rose, right? We kind of skipped over you a little bit.

No worries. Yeah. We got so involved with Burlesque porn. Pretty thrilling.

In stripping, we call it a baby stripper, right? At the strip club. Oh, she's a baby stripper. I have been a baby stripper.

You're just starting to do porn or a strip? So I've done acting. I did child acting, you know, the whole Disney channel. I was the goody two shoes kid.

Really? Disney? Yeah, absolutely. Just like Miley Cyrus, right?

Oh, yeah, for sure. And I love Miley Cyrus. We love Miley. Right?

You know, now she's a... Of age. Now she's no longer with Liam, and I guess now she's joining our squad. Joining our squad.

Miley Cyrus. Right over here. Can't wait. You want my address?

I will give it to you. Anytime. Anytime. All right.

So. Okay, Miley. Let's make sure she gets it. I bet she's putting that out there.

That was an invite. No, I'm going to type it out. Miley Cyrus, you got the invite. She does.

For sure. I will be treated on her page if the tweet. Right? Maybe if she has a range of meaning on the Dr. Susan Block show.

Exactly. I'm going to be really upset if I come home and Miley Cyrus is a little like there. Well, she's got to check with her agent. Someone.

Her peeps. Her peeps. Her types. So you're starting to be a porn star?

I am. So I started doing acting. And then I went on to escorting. I've done stripping.

So you went from Disney acting to escorting? Yes. Does one lead to another? Yes, that's all right.

Drugs. Drugs. Drugs. Drugs.

I wanted drugs, I guess. And I found someone who taught me away. And at the time I had a lot of fun with it. It was intense.

There was good. There was bad. There was a lot of highs. Like high, high.

Yeah. Thank you. She's got my back. So, you know, from that I experienced stripping.

Really loved that. And then I've done a couple of videos. And it's always been in the back of my mind. And, you know, one day my husband came home.

And I was just kind of like, hey. Your husband. Yes, I am married. Yes.

Oh, wow. How old are you? I'm 20. 20.

Okay. I know. I am a baby. I am telling you.

I'm fresh in this world, but like I am so much excited. You can't drink the agua. No. I'm old enough to be your match.

I can't drink at all. Drinking is bad. Just goes straight to drugs and escorting like me. Like a classy lady does.

Brought to you by Disney. Brought to you by Disney. We do see more and more Disney every minute. Right?

Yeah. Okay. My husband came home and I basically was like, hey, I'm going to leave you if I can't, you know, fuck you for money and fuck other girls for money.

And he was just like, ah, shit. And I was like, bring me my fucking cat. Brought me my cat. And he was like, all right, let's start it up.

And here I am. And then you found me on Twitter. And she's like, me? I don't know.

She's friends with Violet Cox. Yes. Violet Cox. Violet Cox.

Yes, the funny thing with her, you know, I love her. We both have the same name. Our names are Cassidy. And we both have the same name.

And we both dated the same dude. A couple, you know, a couple years ago, we both dated the same dude. He cheated on both of us. And we ended up talking to each other.

And we were like, yo, that guy's a bitch. And she was like, that guy is a bitch. She's like, I fucked his shit up. And I was like, I broke his nose.

And then Bestie's forever friends. And then I like hit her up. And I was like, guess what? I want to do porn.

And she's like, homegirl, I'm in that shit. Oh my God. I love her. I love her.

I love her. I love her. She's an awesome person. She's crazy though, for sure.

Are you sure that same dick didn't make you go, oh, OK. No, no, no. That dick was this small. That's why we went into porn.

I just said that. That dick was this small. And you just nailed what I was thinking on the nose. OK.

So I'm going to move on. I think he might have went for YouTube because then he wouldn't mix up your names. Exactly.

No, honestly. That's what I say all the time. I'm like, did you just have to say Cassidy? That's it.

That's your whole life. And now he has a new girlfriend. Maybe that's Betty. Everybody's had his lip ups.

That's true. Cassidy's in a row. So, Cassidy. I wish I could find a guy with a fetish for sunshine.

They're out there. They're out there. Oh, Betty. Oh, Betty, yeah.

Remember your Betty tonight? Yeah. Doesn't Betty have a boyfriend? You know, she...

Oh, God. What was her first boyfriend? She had like two boyfriends. One was a little black dog.

And I can't remember his name. Bimbo. Her first boyfriend was Bimbo. Yeah.

The Cap Callaway ghost. One. OK. So I used to do burlesque, too.

And this was a burlesque character. And I did this to that Cap Callaway song, me and Moutcher. I'm like so in love with that song.

And I love Cap Callaway. And I think, like, that is like one of my favorite episodes of Betty Boop is when they made him that, like, ghost thing or whatever.

I don't know. He just... He was an amazing person. St. James Infirmary is one of my burlesque songs

and one of my favorite songs I ever performed to. So, yeah. So, Madame Dussard, do you ever do BDSM burlesque?

I have. Yeah. What does that entail? Well, it really depends.

I did a rubber burlesque couple of numbers in San Francisco. I want to say about ten years back for Von Gutenberg's magazine.

He used to live in San Francisco when he first started Van Gutenberg magazine. It's a fashion magazine that pertains anything out of the norm.

And they did something, if I'm not mistaken, at DVA or DNA. DNA lab?

Yes. We're most of Hubba Bubba. Yes, and Hubba Bubba was our host. We did one of our nights there.

I was one of the hosts. It's the first night. And the second night I did a rubber burlesque, which didn't entail me being from head to toe covered

from hood to toe and rubber. And I slowly slinked out every bit of my skin for you to see that. So, yes.

So there are tales that you can mix fetish with burlesque. You just have to, again, it has a story.

You have to make everybody understand that you're a part of their experience and they just happen to be watching you alone. So when you do BDSM or fetish

with the burlesque kick, we're not taking off everything as well. But we have to make them feel like they just happen to be that

voyeur in the corner of our room watching us having a moment. And that's like the whole ordeal. But having control of the fact

that you only get to see what we want you to see. Speaking of rubber outfits, could we see yours? Well, you went tonight.

Because I originally was living with a person who was allergic to rubber. I decided to wear PVC. And I'm wearing Honor of London

because I love that. And I'm also wearing an orchard's corset. So it's orchard's corsets. And, of course, Honor of London.

And we're wearing a pink cat suit. Yes, big fan. And it's just because I do care about the bottoms I play with.

My bottom is originally allergic to rubber. But she enjoys me as shiny things. So I came in all PVC, just in case she was able to come.

But then she messaged me 30 minutes before I got here and told me she wasn't able to attend. So, I'm shiny.

No, but I'm glad I'm shiny for you. Yeah, very shiny. So, yes, PVC brought to you by me. So, let's create the courses.

So, we watched it being... I am a fan of tight-lacing. Now, I am a mother, boo, but yay. But still, if you have already been tight-lacing for years,

you could still get back into it right afterwards. It's usually requested to do it right after you have a kid, so it kind of pushes all the organs back in. But I went down as small as 20 inches,

and I originally, when I first started tight-lacing over 15 years ago, I was a 39-inch waist, and within the last five years, naturally, without hurting myself, I went down to 20 inches.

Now, after the child, I was 38 again, and I can tight-lace down to 28 inches. So, again, it's just your body. You manipulated, you're in charge of it.

Just like domination. You just commanded to do what you wanted to do. So, yeah. So, it's a little tight, but it feels nice and comfortable.

Maybe next time, I'll have one of your staff, who I love, fixing my outfits tightly. I have a fan favorite here, that every time I come in your show,

I'm like, where is he? Can he fix my coat? Okay, who's your fan favorite? We have to know who's this crush. Well, the last time I was here, I had a cat suit, Sanuf.

We went through the show. It was great. Then we went to a break, and literally my cat suit came apart. The zipper just popped open.

I'm now going, oh crap, I didn't bring a second outfit. Usually I bring a second outfit, and I was like, oh, came in there and said, let me look at you. Okay, I got this.

Fixed my zipper, got everything together, went over and took care of some lights, fixed the camera, brought her a drink, got everyone on stage, and just went,

okay, you look good and put me back on here. I was like, oh my goodness. I was like, I need you in my life. So, when I came over here today,

I was like, okay, I got a corset. I know who I'm going to have tighten me, but you're a good friend, tighten me tonight. Good job.

Good job. Good job. Good job. I hate you.

I hate you. Christian, good job. I ain't hating this. Everybody give it up for Christian.

I'm not good at games, but what is just, what is just new? So it's almost Halloween if you're tuned in live,

and I have this giant gourd I'm looking at right now. Hey, can I say something? We have a famous person watching.

We do. Yeah, it's just it on Facebook Live. I'm just going to sit with my gourd. Rick Grimes joined.

Nice. The guy from The Walking Dead. Nice. Ooh.

Should we pretend to be zombies? Yeah. It says Ricky Grimes joined their Facebook Live feed.

Next time we'll do zombie fetish. Yeah. Zombie fetish. That sounds hot.

That is a fetish. I actually did a zombie movie when I was younger. Oh, really? Yeah, I dressed up

and I had like horrible, disgusting makeup on and my hair was so sticky with hairspray and it was tangled so big and it was a movie called

Zombio and Giulia Ecula. Stop. Okay, I want to wash this. I'm writing it down.

Zombio and Giulia Ecula. And I played Mert. And Giulietto? Giulietto?

Zombie girl, put the liquor down. Zombio and Giulia Ecula. After Romeo and Giulietto. Every time you laugh it's like squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak.

So what religions did everybody grow up with? Oh, Catholic. Catholic. Were you an altar girl of sorts?

I was baptized. I was never an altar girl. I went to Confessions once and I was like, don't tell me I'm wrong.

And then I, what else? First Holy Communions, then it was the Confirmation. But I basically did it so my dad would get off my back and now I just have other dads get off on my back.

Birthdays, bar mitzvah. Wow. Okay. Yeah.

My parents were pastors and I was in homeschooled. Yeah, I was homeschooled until like seventh, eighth grade. I like begged to go into public school. And also in like seventh grade, I was like,

I'm gonna be a suicide girl. I've never been, but yeah. I did do that too. I tried.

Oh, really? Suicide girl. But you don't have tattoos? I have tiny, tiny tattoos.

Wow. I mean suicide girls are covered with tattoos. I know. The idea when I was younger was covered in tattoos,

but there are other forms of expression. And I have commitment issues. So I don't want tattoos all the way. Commitment issues.

That's smart. If you have commitment issues. You don't want to commit to a tattoo. I understand.

Yeah. Makeup you could change. Yes. Hair.

Lovers. Oh, always. Oh, always. Yeah.

Yeah. So, mistress decide, I have this picture of you. Because now I'm curious, but I've never seen it. Hey, and that is the alleged cat suit that was having like a

fashion snazzoo that got fixed by one of your staff members who I love to death forever, forever, forever, forever. That outfit is amazing. It was gangster until I fell apart.

Yeah. And then someone fixed it. It was great. The Susan Block team, they don't play around.

They was on the cone on the way to fix that. It was like a snap. It was fixed. I was back on stage within minutes.

It was wonderful. Yay, Dr. Susan Block team. You guys are so awesome. So just as you guys know, if you come on this team,

they got your back. Shout out, shout out. So, this is a great shot because of a lot of things. I mean, your outfit is great.

Amazing. You're hitting two asses. Yes. Really?

You're hitting two hot, beautiful asses. I've spanked more than that. One black, one white, you could say. I'm all about evenness.

I'm trying to... Yeah. And then there's me and I'm like, whoa. I know.

I love that. You're like, okay. You're totally warring out like a year. Yeah, warring out, perfect.

Yes. You have a paddle that says attitude, adjustment. Whoa. That's an amazing paddle.

During this spanking, very serious spanking with pants. Panties on one girl and panties down for the other girl. No panties for one girl. All about bear and unbear love.

Yeah. That was an interesting show. And then this guy, Guadalajara Joe singing these very kind of goofy songs about like shrooms in Ikea.

I was trying not to laugh the whole time. The whole time. It was surreal. It was hard.

It was so hard. We were trying to be serious and be like completely professional while he was just being like, as she just said, shrooms. And I was like, really?

Was the music supposed to be professional? This is the thing. I didn't know he was going to be singing. This is the thing.

I didn't know he was going to be singing. I didn't know I was going to be singing to a song on song about mushrooms. I knew we were going to have an artist. She looked to give us a little bit of like mystery.

It was fun though. That's the way it goes sometimes. No, but it was fun. Because hey, that just lets you know how professional and how tequi we were.

You would never knew the kind of song in the background of that picture. We had it on point. Yes. Well, you should come forward and hold your magazine.

I'm holding it. Oh, so who's she spanking? Like, who are the two? Yeah, in the act, I'm holding it.

And it was funny because I was like, yeah. And it was great because I was actually brought on the show by reference of one of the young ladies' asses that I was spanking. And then the other one that I have my other finger spanking, both of these lovely ladies, I have sponk in my pad.

Sponk? Right? I know I had to catch myself on that one. And I spanked.

I like sponk. Yeah, I like sponk too. I like that better. I spanked him.

And my pass. On his ass. And it was great. I definitely enjoyed the show.

And yes, thank you for fixing my camera. Oh, thank you. Yes, it was a lot of fun. And yeah, imagine trying to spank and be on key.

And on key on two different butt types without hurting one and the other at the same time. While some guy is all trying to be vanilla iced in the background, seeing about mushrooms. I was like, wow, this is a surreal moment. No, it was great because it was surreal.

I always tell folks I want to be able to, I can handle myself in any situation. That was the situation I told people to this day. He was a little high strung though. If you think you were spanked out, he had never done anything like this.

And I was looking at you like girlfriend, help me. Yeah. I love that scene set the bar for you. I can handle anything.

Let me tell you about one time. I'm all about surreal fetish moments. This was a surreal fetish moment. I can say I can play under any conditions now.

And thank you so much for putting me in your issue of spank. Yes. Yes. Well, that's yours.

I'm giving that to you. Hey, that gets to come to my library. I will sign it at the end of the show. Oh, okay.

So let's put it back in the prop circle. Well, no. You can take it. It'll hang out right here.

So you'll let your next to me. But right now I'm playing with Gordie the Gord. Whoa. Does anyone else like my Gord?

Yeah, I like it. It's big. It matches your outfit. It.

Is that a cucumber? Here I go treating my vegetable. A cucumber or zucchini? A vegetable.

Which one? A Gord. So I have this little setup here. But I can't see what time it is now.

It's 11.23. 11.23. Well, now we've had like some fascinating conversations. And I guess what do I have here?

One of our viewers said something kind of funny. Don Pascal said Miley is Billy Ray's apology for achy, breaky heart. Don Pascal's a really great viewer.

I can't believe it. I'm going to tell him right now. Thank you. That's funny.

Yeah, yeah. I think he made it up by doing that Old Town Road song. So I think that was his balance. He did say he had to get his baby a new bra.

That was made from some Fufuka. I'm like, that sounds like something your daughter would wear. Wow. Yeah, Miley, she's having lots of affairs.

Having a good time. Hopefully when she was in the hospital for a short time, it was nothing serious. Anyway, moving right along, should we do Bonoboville

Communion? You can't drink. I was thinking, you know, that's in terms of your religions, you were a pastor.

You grew up as a Catholic girl. You're Jewish. You grew up Jewish. Talk on your microphone, young lady.

You grew up Jewish? Sorry, I didn't want to have to talk. You grew up Jewish. I was born Jewish.

Yeah. My mom married a Christian man and then I was even baptized Christian. It was a deacon.

Your mom married. That's what he combined it to. Yes. And then when she married a Christian man,

I was already in my teen years at that point. But remember, when you live in your parents' house, you do whatever the Romans do. So, of course, in our household,

because she ran the house, whatever the religion of the time is, it was of the time. And because we were reformed, we weren't really hardcore. So it wasn't like we were like completely like,

yeah. You know, so we actually celebrate Christmas. That's cute. So we did that for a while.

And then once I moved out of my mom's house, I went back to Judaism as if it was like, oh, okay, that was a cute stint of Christianity for a moment.

And then back to my abyss later on. So you should come here when we do, like, Hot Wax Hanukkah. Oh, yeah.

And I will totally come over and help you out. Okay, what is that? Hot Wax Hanukkah is going to be soon, near, around Christmas time.

My birthday was Yom Kippur this year. So I was completely excited. Oh, Yom Kippur. Yeah, which, yeah, right.

Thank you. I have to be at a toment and I can't eat and I can't have a good old time on my birthday. And I just tried 40.

So that was like a double no-no. Oh, well, that happens, I guess. Right? Everything.

Past the toment. So now we're about to bring it in. Yeah, so. Okay, we'll invite you back for Hot Wax Hanukkah.

I don't know anything, I'll learn. Communion is thought of as more of a Christian kind of thing. Of course. And Christians perform communion.

And we will perform communion. Because whoever wants to perform communion. Do you want me to help you give the wafers of death? Oh, we have wafers of death?

Because that's the body of Christ. Okay. So technically it's zombie body. Zombie toast.

We have a vampire version. And vampire punch. Yes, we have one. I like that phrase, vampire punch.

We call it something different in this Belovaville. You know, but in your country. In your country. And that's good, you know.

I appreciate that. So I also feel we have peaches. Oh, and then there's my broom. You're doing it.

Well, I should ride it. No pun intended. Well, that's what she said. So.

You can do what you want. Well, and because, you know, Halloween is almost here. And it's a good time. Oh yeah, Facebook shouldn't show my dick.

You know, it's funny how Facebook is very. Sensurious. Of dicks. But anyway, this is a kind of a toy.

That I bring out for Halloween and that we've had some buyers. But I don't know if we're ever going to sell it really. But consider how many great things it is like a dildo. And a vibrator.

And a broom, which you could use for spanking. All in one. Never been spanked by a broom. Anyone.

Yes. No. Yes. My mom would just use like a wooden spoon or a metal spoon,

like one of those big spoons. Yeah. Does anyone want to ride the broom? I love the look on your face.

You looked at it like it was a size 20 cock. Oh, no. Here's the thing is when you go on this round wrap. The broom, you don't put this in you.

Which is different. I mean, the cock is a big cock. Yeah. It's a new one.

Someone else could suck the cock of the broom. But I wouldn't suck this cock unless it hasn't happened. Okay. I'll write it.

I can just have to pee first. No. Just like real sex. Let me go pee first.

All right. I'm not going to take this on my broom. I can tell what people are jumping on my broom. Let me go fix something real quick and then I can go on it.

I'm not going to let the battery run out. I was just being cautionary. I'll get on the broom. Just let me pee first.

I'm just scared. Are you a drinker? Yes. I like how you said that.

Yes. Genuinely. Okay. And you are not.

You cannot be. Would you participate in the drinking game that didn't involve you drinking? But involve you being whatever she said about you. She gives you such a tiny amount anyways.

She gives you like this like. No, no, no, no, no. She wouldn't drink anything. Never.

No. Not one touch of defile water would cross your lips. Okay. So you can participate without drinking.

I love water. I love water. I love water. I mean we could pour water down your throat.

Let's get some water. And then it would really be waterboarding. Because we call it waterboarding. If I'm not getting fucked up, I'd love to be waterboarding.

Oh my God. Stop. Don't make me happy right now. I can get things right now to do that in this thing.

Hi. Hold on. How are we this friend? Hello.

Something I have been looking for for years. I actually need water. Just smile like it was Christmas. And blow up my new car.

Oh my God. You'll get me water. All right. Do you know how many people I've brought this up to?

Men I've brought up. I'm like so like waterboarding. And they're like what is wrong with you? Why would you consider that?

So I had a former slave who I trained. Who is a prodom currently. She dances at Jumbos. And she also does a thing called soft leather.

Her initiation to be my slave was a cutting along with waterboarding. So my former mentor who is now releasing me to be a master to own property stood there in the scene and

watched me waterboard a five foot nine model with Asian with European girl whose hair was down to her knees. She was by her hair pulled up and waterboarded. And she had to be waterboarding.

The subject of waterboarding. Yes. We're putting our supplies together. Oh good.

So this is a good time to stall. We're the waterboarding section. I don't know how many waterboarders were there. She had to tell me reasons why she devoted her life to me.

But she might be the alter. And how she would never tell my secrets. And how that we're and so therefore she stayed alive by saying that she'd be a good girl.

And it was so much fun. So yes, I'm a professional waterboarder. That's really hot. Professional waterboarder.

I can do it without being paid. And I can do it because I care. And I can do it in a way that you, yes, you'll live. Because if that was in the case, she wouldn't be doing

what she's doing now. It's nuts. And I'll make sure I'll be gentle. I'm actually intrigued.

I actually am. Seriously. Don't worry. I have my first aid.

Make sure that she won't hurt yourself. You won't choke, but she would actually be scared. No, but it's okay. Now this waterboarding is a lot more serious than what we do.

No, we're actually talking about drinks right now. So real? That's different. My headset's just crazy.

Do you know how to waterboard people or you do? Do you know how to water people? Yes. Yes, she just explained yes.

But that's not what we're doing right now. No. We were just talking to, no, we were talking just to kill time so that they can,

so that the staff can set up the next scene. No, no, you don't have to kill time. Yay, we're done. Time's a killing.

Back to you. In fact, you should mosey over to the pumpkin patch. Now we're going to actually go across. Mosey to the pumpkin patch.

To the pumpkin patch. To the pumpkin patch. To the pumpkin patch. Where did she put my stand?

Yeah. Okay, good. So, we are getting ready for our big Bonoboville communion. Oh, do you want me to help hold anything?

Well, you know, I mean, this of course is a lovely Jesus Jackhammer. Oh, that's hot. Dildo. I know, I don't have one of those.

And the thing is, I'm so jealous. I don't have one of those. We keep him mostly inside of the vulva puppet, just so that his penis part doesn't get too, like, wild for Facebook.

Although, I don't know if we're still on Facebook. Oh, we're not. Because we haven't done anything. Oh, we're going to show our nipples out.

My rubber name is... So we're not on Facebook anymore. So this is the only camera. Hi.

Hi. Main camera. The Max cam. I lost my shoes.

It's right behind... Right. Oh, it's right behind... You know what?

I have mixed feelings about using my shoes. Because... You're moving so fast. You're trying to move around quicker than you're supposed to when I hold my...

Oh, I like the idea of holding onto you. Yeah. Yes. That's sexier.

I am more... And you're so nice and shiny. I am shiny and stable. And these shoes are shiny and unstable.

See, I'm all about respecting my elders. Elders? No, no, no, no, no. No, not like that.

But I am an elder. You're educated in the field of sexology. Like Bernie. I've been through a lot.

But I have wisdom. Even my husband told me how much he loved her. He was like, oh, my God. When I first came to the country and I was an adult...

I mean, I was old enough to watch things. A little more saucy. He's like, I totally watched your shows. I have history.

No, the kids stayed up and watched the shows. Even when they weren't supposed to. Exactly. My mom went to bed.

I'm staying up on HBO and watching it. Actually, that was the truth right there. You just said it for us. I want to get in trouble.

We have guests come on all the time inside. Perfect. I'm glad you said it. So I didn't sound like I did something wrong.

I used to watch your show when I was in middle school. I bet you did. I'm a point at you because that was my way of saying literally. So at least I didn't...

Where's Anna? Yeah, I need salt. Oh, then do you want the liquor? I need more...

Well, I actually have enough salt here, honestly. Because I don't use that much. But maybe we could just clean up this salt and also get me some water.

The water for me. Do you? You have my water there. I brought you water.

Who's got the water? Oh, thank you. It's the water and then the water. It's you, Betty Boop.

All right, so... Do you want that swept up or not? Should we sweep that up? Who's going to be my alter?

Don't put your glass on there. I'm going to... That's my jar. If no one else jumps at it, I'll do it.

You'll do it. Okay, then they'll see. Yeah, that's true. No, it's cool.

Okay, they'll see how it's done, then hopefully they'll... Volunteer. A... Voluntold.

No, just kidding. Sorry. Yeah, okay. And so maybe someone can put a pumpkin on the floor

instead of here. Here, this part. In front. As a foot rest.

Right? So we have more room. Okay. And...

I never thought I'd say this, but there might be too many vaginas. A lot of vaginas. It's an impeachment party. All right, so now do we have peach juice or...

I have that can. Okay. I have this, we don't have the thing that we used last time, the little plastic ones.

Do we need to... But I can. So I should just open this. Unless you want to do the Bonoboville community

in the traditional way. How we normally do it is... I think... That's a little complex.

It's a little complex. I can do it. All right. Anybody can do it.

The important thing is the actual impeachment. Yeah. Not whether we, you know, have peach juice. So, understand we are forgoing our peach juice

so we can move along. And so, I do think, though, you should be here in the position of altar girl. But the other ladies, if you could kind of get around us,

you know, you could move my bruise. I don't want a lady right here. Or whatever. Don't sit on a peach.

I'm going to put this bruise. Maybe we should take Trump and... And throw him on the floor. Oh, sorry.

Well, that's what we did last time. We don't want to do things twice. No, exactly. We threw him on the floor.

But as we put a peach in his mouth... I don't want him up here in my... in your radiance if he's, like, below trash. Well, we could at a certain point

just gather around him and torment him. That sounds like fun. I'm all about that. Big fan.

Okay. We sort of wound up here, but we could gather. But so we should be here

with our peach and our altar girl. So, yeah. So, anyways, this is our communion ritual. We call it Bonoboville Communion.

And it's very beautiful. Religious experience. Spiritually, sensually, a lot of ways. And especially if you're a cartoon fan tonight.

It's part of our... because this would be your Betty Boop experience. So, okay. So, Sunshine, who grew up with Christian religion?

I was raised Southern Baptist. Southern Baptist. I'm not very... I'm regular.

I'm a regular. Regular. I'm regular now. She says, regular as you get.

But there's no regularity to this kind of communion. It's a celebration of, though, perhaps what is really meant by the body

and the blood. Although it's green blood, you know, because we're aliens. I don't know.

It's just green blood. It was originally red blood. Red wine. Right?

Red wine. And matzah or, you know, wafer. So we have salt. And we have just enough salt for a pinch.

And so I feel like we should have a musical accompaniment, but we do not. So I will just say, oh, hallelujah.

Who's singing? She's doing it for us. Oh, okay. All right.

So I'm going to grab your microphone so you can just present your altar as a Bonoboville communion altar, as the altar was meant to be,

and as that corset was meant to do, and as you were meant to pull your chicken cutlets out of here. That's the tradition now.

Yeah, the chicken cutlet tradition. We kept looking at them, too, wondering when are those chicken cutlets coming out? And it's part of her routine.

Somebody said, why? Because you have such beautiful boobs. And why would you wear chicken cutlets? And it's because you're comedian, right?

Yeah, yeah. I did it to be funny. Yeah, yeah. It is funny.

It cost me a fortune. I did it to be funny. And I appreciate it. Yeah.

I think it's funny. Okay. It won't be funny if they have a rupture, though. Be careful.

That's only if they're on the inside, right? Well, that's worse. That's worse. Anyway, oh, look at these boobs.

Look how they're displayed very nicely. Okay. So, now, what I do is first... Just inhale.

Look at this display. Where's my photographer? It's very nice. Very nice.

Yes. Thanks. I grew them myself during puberty. And then a lick.

To prepare the altar. And then a sprinkle. And then another lick. This being the body of the goddess.

And then, of course, the blood. You're preoccupied. I was going to give you my glass. I was just smoking a bowl.

Right. Of course. And now, where's the glass? Oh, the glass is there.

Okay. Can you get... All right. So, now, who's going to pour?

I'm holding a phallus inside of a pussy. We only have a little more. I'll pour just a little bit. And it's so funny.

We're being hurt. I am now going to get water bordered as the host. Who wants to get water bordered? I never expect anybody to do anything

that I wouldn't do on my team of hustlers and clowns. The beautiful adventurers. And this is where the witch

melts into the arms of Betty Boop. I even kept my horns on. Whoa. So, mission accomplished.

Okay, so who's next on the church? George Bush. Who's next? Who's next to be blessed?

Davia. So much to hate you for. Ruin that line. Well, technically communion is Christian and Catholic, isn't it?

So, technically ever... But this is a different... This is a sexual bonobo thing, right? I think everybody here is part of the sexual spectrum.

Exactly, exactly. The spectrum of sex. So, who's next? I like the way you hold her.

What's going in order? Just direct me. What am I doing? Okay, you're going to be the altar girl.

Don't step on her boob. It's okay, I have another one. No, you were good. You made sure that no hill touched that titty.

That's important. And then what? Titty fell? No.

So now this is Quinn Rain. Yes, Quinn Rain. Why do you call yourself Quinn? Oh.

Are you the mighty Quinn? No. There was this really cute guy whose name was Quinn. So I got the name.

Wow. That's a good reason. I like the name. It's not Harley Quinn.

Someone you know. Yes. A ginger. Alright.

Very nice. So, and Raine, are you a rainer? Are you a female ejaculatrix? Special people can make me do that.

But it's something growing up in Vegas that's very dry, and I desire moisture. Well, I desire. Would you like to reveal your altar?

I'm not even sure. It shouldn't be me that does the communing next. Oh, really? You should certainly see your altar and experience your altar

and somebody should commune. Okay, I'll do it. Maybe our Betty Boop could commune. Our guest can't.

Who has my arm to play with big titties? Well, one of our guests can't commune. She could be an altar. I have two guests who should be altars, really.

Oh, someone's. Well, not that you shouldn't be an altar. I'm holding a phallus. I know.

I know. And look at this altar. Oh, whoa, whoa. Nice to see you.

Working right now, my job is holding this phallus. We're getting applause from the peanut gallery. The peanut gallery. Work is being done.

It's very hard to please. Work is being done. I don't know if they do. They're pretty stoic.

Stoic. That's a good way to describe them. Wow. So they're 34, like, K.

Nice. K. I haven't heard K. before. That's so impressive.

I agree. That really is. I mean, and... Nice.

Nice. This is one of those times when I'm really looking at the... the camera over there, which I shouldn't be, but now it shows you revealing yourself.

Yay. But, wow, this is... Big fan. Beautiful.

Big. I'm looking now, too, and I'm going, yeah. Why am I back here? I'm down, I'm watching it in stereo.

And this is just you. I mean, do you do this all the time? Do you like playing with your tits? And they're natural, right?

Alone or on camera. I mean, I feel my tits. I feel my tits. I feel my tits.

Everybody feels their tits. No, these are not augmented at all. Yeah. These are real.

She's a real woman. She's a real woman. As a double F, I do fend the case. A real woman.

I should ask, can I put my hands around you? Because, you know, you never know, so you've got to get total... Total consent. ...thusiastic consent.

Yes, very much. You just put your hands... You're just very cuddly... Very sexy.

And it's my show. So, you know, I take some dibs on that. And I really shouldn't keep drinking, probably. Even though I'd like...

So how about somebody does the communion with me? Okay. I'll eat some more salt on the other side, and that person will take the alcoholic beverage, which is the wonderful Agua de Bolivia herbal cocoa leaf liqueur.

I'll put the piece over there. Oh, you have it there. Okay. So, oh, you're the one that's taking it?

I'm scared to set it down somewhere because I just don't want the glasses to break. Nice. Okay. So, are you the one that's going to be taking this?

Either her or me. Either her. Her or you. I'll take it.

Okay, I'll take it. Well... I mean, we're supposed to, like, lick her nipples and put salt on it, right? Yeah.

I got all excited about the licking her nipples and putting salt on it. Okay. I didn't want to skip steps, you know? Do I do it myself?

So, basically, we need one person to apply and two people to do? Is that what we're doing? That will give her the dispensation to then receive communion. I think we're going to...

We do this every once in a while. We break the rules of communion. And in this case, we feel we should. And can I have that glass, please?

And so, that's what we're going to do. And so, you are the altar girl. Have you ever been an altar girl? Do you have a microphone?

I do. Okay. I have not been an altar girl. You were not an altar girl.

Did you go to church? No. Yes. Like I said, my parents were pastors.

Nice. Your parents were pastors. And tell me again. They were a pastor.

Tell me again. My top... She's a walking pastor. She's a walking pastor.

I thought I had better when you're topless, right? Honey. You are the best porno story. I was a homeschool girl by two pastors.

Non-nomination Christian homeschool. You were homeschooled? By two pastors. You were homeschooled by two pastors.

Yes. Wow. We're going to have you narrate her documentary. Oh, my God.

When she told all that earlier, I was like, oh, my God, my brain went into a porn. I mean, you know, they were... What denomination? Non-denominational.

So it's... Just Christian. Yeah, just generic. And what did they believe about God and sex?

Monogamy. Monogamy. And waiting till marriage. Right.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Wow. And how did you feel about that growing up?

I... I rejected it like a very young age. I did not give a shit. Yeah.

I'm very, very atheist. You're very atheist? Yes. I was just on a show called Secular Sexuality.

Yeah. It's a great show. The Bonobo Way we talked about. But, you know, you might...

I'll tell them about you too. Yeah. So when did you become an atheist? When I was 13.

And I said, I'm not waking up on Sundays at 7 a.m. anymore. Fuck that. Wow. I'm sleeping.

Yeah. Sleeping in causes a lot of atheism. So, okay. All right.

I thought that was just lazy news, but okay. No. God sometimes might want you to sleep in. I mean...

And, yeah. Well, yeah. God wants you to be healthy. Get all your eight hours of sleep.

I don't know why God wants me to wake up so early. Why can't God get together with you? Yeah. It's absolutely...

So you can masturbate at a reasonable time. Afternoon delight. Masturbate all the time. Anyway.

But you wouldn't be able to masturbate at a time. All right. So now you're going to be an altar girl. Yeah.

Almost out of minutes. Direct me. I take direction. And so we're going to lick your nipples and put salt on them.

We're going to lick up your... No. No. We're excited to do it.

This is our chance. May we lick your nipple. Don't take our opportunities away. We may.

What's a week? Yes. So case sizes you probably can lick, said nipple. I can't.

Man, that's a lot of licking we're going to do. That's a lot of licking. Well, you know, you don't have to lick the whole thing. The whole thing.

Oh, yeah. The glass. Yes. We break one of these each week.

Every week we break one. Yes. I. We have to get a huge supply.

Have not broken them. But I might soon. First time. You have not broken them?

That's a great idea. All right. So here we go. These amazing...

I think we're intimidated is what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe by these giant bazongas. Whoa.

I'm so sorry. No, that's okay. I'm going to... Everything is all right.

Yeah. Okay. Just hold on to your boobs. Hold on.

Yeah. Hold on to your boobs. This is very... This is big responsibility.

Exactly. It's a big responsibility. It's a lot to carry around. So we respect that.

So, okay. So we're here to worship at your altar, actually. We are. And you know,

is a lot of things. And it means a lot of things. And it can be performed upon any body part, really. But tits are the most commonly offered body parts.

And I mean, these tits, right? They should be worshipped. Well, yeah. I mean, not that all tits shouldn't be worshipped.

All tits should be worshipped. But these tits are just really fun. And really exciting. I'm with you, sister.

Okay. So here we go. So that is preparing the altar. Woo.

Okay. And now we take the Himalayan pink salt. And we go sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle. Yeah, exactly.

Sprinkle, sprinkle. Woo. I feel like a high priestess of the booby temple. The booby temple.

Sprinkly the sacred salt, which is the body. Well, the boobies are the body. But the salt just seasons the body, really. Literally.

It's a ritual of communion. And it just takes us back to the cellular level when we'd eat each other up with love one cell after the other.

But we're not going to go that far. Although that's a lot of salt, I have to say. You were really pouring salt here. Oh, my God.

You gave me a little bit. I thought I didn't have enough salt. You could take some of mine. Oh, wow.

I salted that one. I was double purifying. Would you like some water? Yeah.

OK. So now, you, no, no. Actually, well, I think I've had quite enough. Thank you.

But I do think that I'm going to have some water. And you are going to, this is why I said I'm breaking the rules for you. And not even because you want to.

Because I want to give you a little shot. Where is it? And so you, young lady. Well, I mean, you could get right between,

actually, you could get between both of our legs. Right? We could, but don't spill the salt. Not that there isn't already salt.

OK. And now we're going to do the thing where your legs fall asleep. Oh, yeah, yeah. OK.

Wait, let my legs fall asleep. OK. Shit. OK.

Now you can come back. OK. This is a nice view. I don't think Carrie's view is as good as our view.

OK. No. OK. We have a fair amount.

And so, now, this is the waterboarding. And you even know how to sit. That you know not to sit with your knees up. Sure.

She's a pro. She's a pro. Except, are you covering up with your arms? I can't tell.

No, she's just creating their way. Oh, you're pulling them together. Oh, super pro. She's the escape, sorry.

Super pro. They'll go chaotic in one moment. Chaotic. You need to control it like children.

Those are big titty problems. These are like pets that you must. I have to calm my tips. Oh, wow.

They are a responsibility. You have to learn how to handle them. Big responsibility. And people that don't, women, I guess, it's mostly women,

would have, I would think, problems in their life. If you don't deal with the fact that you have big tits. Sometimes they escape. Yeah, of course.

Like what, the bras or the shirts? Everything. Or don't wear. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. Any last words, my child, as you are, anything to confess? Before you sacrifice.

Are you going to confess now? I'll hold the mic. I have nothing to confess. Yes.

I mean, all my sins are out there and open. Really? Yeah. Confident.

Yeah. What's the last time you sinned? I don't know. That would be considered, well, okay.

30 seconds ago. I don't know. Yeah. What would upset those past your parents that you did?

Everything. This is going deep. Okay. Do they know everything you do?

No. Just like if they saw you. No. If they saw you.

Good thing they don't watch the show. Though my mother did see my first burlesque show, but that was the extent of it. Okay. She has no idea.

No idea. Wow. That's nice. Okay.

And the burlesque show? Yeah. That was okay? Yeah.

Okay. Because it was art. Because the pornography is an art in their eyes. Okay.

Well, we know that you're a porn star. You're super artistic. And we love you for it. And we're going to waterboard you.

Bonobo style. Okay. Yes. You're a beautiful alter girl.

Except I can't hold this while I waterboard her. So here we go. Are you ready? Agua de Bolivia.

Do you like the cur? All right. Whoa. Good job.

Quinn got waterboard. Bonobo style. Can you get a wreath? Okay.

Yeah. Yes. We have to get you laid. There's a little bit more to this.

Okay. Hang on. Hang on. Yeah.

No, stay right here. One moment. One quick moment. Someone has wrapped it around this lamp, which I don't like.

Uh-oh. I'll just keep playing with this. How are you guys doing back there? Are you feeling out of it?

Are you mesmerized by the big bouncing boobs? It's interesting. It's interesting, right? We're in the voyeur's perspective.

Uh-oh. I don't have tassels to do all the gimmicks. I was a double D in G. Double, wait.

G.G. No, no. G.G., good game. G.G.

I know. I'm sorry. Are you 34? 34.

34. So in college, I was a 34 G.G. She's quite a little. 34 is little.

I'm 34. That's, yeah. That's the rib cage measurement, because I was doing fashion design in college. And then the...

You have a small rib cage. The letters is every inch. A lot of flesh. Every inch above the number is a letter.

So A is one inch, B is two inch, C is three inch. Okay. Can you do tricks with them? Yeah.

Yeah, with pasties. Okay. With other things. Let me hold this.

I have some pasties, and someone's got some spirit gown. Like, I don't know what tricks we want. No, that's a good trick. I would say that that could be like a meme or something.

You know, just the bouncing boobs. Has anyone done that with your boobs bouncing? Yeah. Made it in meme.

I... I... My Twitter bio says meme queen. Meme queen.

I like... Well, are any of them your boobs bouncing? No. Well, it's kind of narcissistic to make a meme of yourself.

So I was a 34 double G in college. I'm a 34 K now. But you're not a narcissist. I am actively avoiding engaging in my narcissism.

But you could be persuaded to... I could fall in love with my reflection in a pond. Right. Okay.

Just like Simba did, right? Simba was like a narcissist. So you went from art school to porn. Yeah.

In art school, people weren't engaging in my boobs. So I started camming. And then I moved back to Vegas. I grew up in Vegas.

And then I started making fetish films. Like inflation and stuffing. Here, hold the bitch. Oh, there you go.

And I... It's like a whole apparatus that you can use for... They can hold anything. I lose things in them.

Like the TV remote. Or a vape. Or my money. Or my house keys.

So I started doing fetish films. Cannibalism and porn. Oh my God. You ate a person?

No, I got cooked. Like a turkey tied up and put in an oven. And then people would eat dead meat. And I have a lot of cannibal fans.

Thank you. Oh, because you're so meaty. She's got cannibal. But nobody ate you.

She has cannibal clients. Ate movie magic, but yes. Well, but it's sort of like the Nobleville Communion. Yeah, yes, that's the part of the...

I mean, it's just... Hey, you know, food and sex, they're two of the richest representations of love. My philosophy of sex teacher would say,

stop conflating food and sexuality. He really hated relating them. Really? I think they're very related.

There are two basic instincts. We all love food and sex. And we can have too much of either one, I guess. More likely food than sex.

But sometimes sex, I guess. But basically they are good things. Unlike war and, like, I don't know. Fossil fuel.

Yeah, capitalism. Well, capitalism. But capitalism, of course, feeds food and sex. So anyway, we need to...

This is, like, a little extra piece that we're putting onto the show. So it's a little extra piece. It's going to be the commentary, you know,

like when you have a DVD and then you have another DVD. Yeah. Alvin, did you want to give a little step on the ball with your ideas?

Yeah, I will. I'm not very dominant, but I can. You're not very... Oh, I did drop the peach.

Oh, that's okay. We're going to just stick this in his mouth because he needs to be gagged and put a peach on...

And I should move around and... And there you go. Some kind of torture.

See, Donald? This is what you can get if you just reside. Yeah. Live in the dream, man.

Live in the dream. Mm-hmm. Mm. Wow.

All right. Well, anything you want to add to your little biopic here? No.

I mean, I'm still making fun, kinky videos. Fun, kinky videos. You're at the beginning of your blog and colorful career.

And what do you want to be with you grow up? Would you run for office, you think? Um... Yeah, I mean...

There could come a time when it would be acceptable. The internet's forever, but if we're going to start electing porn stars like Canada, I'll take it.

I can make policy. See how when they said are you going to run for office, Harry put his hand up?

Like, I'm not supposed to talk about that? Or what was that? Five minutes. Five minutes on what?

I've done five minutes. We have five minutes. The power's going to run out. I'm done in five minutes.

Yeah. Oh, okay. I'll run for office. I'm really excited.

I have opinion on policy. I'm really excited. And you know, I mean... I have brand new batteries.

Everybody, you know, I think we're lurching towards a time when personality is very important. We are in that time.

And you got quite a personality. Thank you. I'm so glad you came. I hope you're a progressive candidate

like Bernie. Yes. Bernie with tits, I hope. That would be my hope.

Younger. Well, of course, younger. You were talking about Bernie. Yeah, of course.

Not just Bernie with tits. That would not be correct. I mean, it would still be enjoyable. A young, very female,

well, obviously with the tits would be female, but young Bernie with tits, yeah. Can I tell you a secret?

Sure. I have totally masturbated thinking about Bernie Sanders. Oh, my God.

See, that was why we did this. That's crazy. Oh, really? I mean, I caucused for him in 2016.

Yes, I'm very... Yes, oh, yes. You masturbated thinking about Bernie. Well, sometimes you're masturbating

and then images come into your head and you flow with it. And it wasn't the starting point, but it definitely was the finishing point.

Right, okay, okay. Yeah, I would see him as a starting point. No, those starting points like always being Bernie,

but the finishing point was Bernie Sanders. Wow, and you were working for him. No, no, no, no. Concussing you just show up

and you say, in my county, I want this person to represent the Democratic Party. So you had just voted, basically, for him.

Yeah, it's like pre-voting. You do it in February. Pre-voting vote, okay. Yeah.

And you felt good about that. That was in 2016. Yes. Wow.

And now are you working on the campaign? I'm not at the moment... You should have. It would be good for your sex life.

My sex life's all right right now. It's mostly... Well, maybe you don't... I mean, the time thinking about Bernie

was with my partner. And lately it's been this partner. So it's great. The time was Bernie.

I love your American sign language. You know, politics goes along with dating. Yeah. It's a date for some people to go to a rally.

Oh, is that... Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong. That's obviously what I'm doing wrong. I think of that as the bonobo way

of dealing with our problems, you know, our post-Trump sex disorder. Anyway, you should go to a Bernie rally. Yeah.

You know, and meet someone hot and have some sex. Fuck compressives. Like actually like fuck progressives.

Like you used to work for Bernie. No, I didn't work for Bernie. No, I caucused. You caucused.

So in states where there is caucus, people have to show up that are part of the Democratic Party and say, I want this candidate over this candidate.

And so in 2016, we were saying we want Bernie over Hillary. And it was close. But we tried a lot of young people.

We kind of have a lot of political discussions, but we're running out of time. I know. And we need one more look at your beautiful tits.

This is really a brainy girl with tits. And she could be a great politician someday when we accept the free the nipple value system. That I espouse is part of the Bonobo way.

Okay. So what time is it? Do we have time for one more? It is 12.03.

One more. One more Bonoboville communion if we could have another altar girl. We have a water one for you.

Would you want to be an altar girl? You can't drink, of course. Yeah, I made her a shot glass of water if she wants. Or we could give you water.

Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? You ready to take your dress off?

I can take it. I can assist you. That velvet? That beautiful velvet.

It's beautiful, yeah. I love velvet. Okay. And so you grew up Catholic, is that right?

I did. You did? Wow, where's your mic? Where's your mic?

There. Okay. So you grew up Catholic. And that's a nice Victoria's Secret blouse.

You have a perfect little body. Yeah. Very, very nice. I'm going to set this over here.

I have the best of all worlds. Really? Wow. Look at this body.

Yo. Yo, baby. I want salt. I want salt.

I need the water though. I'm going to have you a salt. Both. So you were, were you an altar girl?

No. No, not at all. I did get a confession. You went to confession?

Once. Okay. And how, I don't know, approximately how old were you? I would say 16, probably.

And I hated it because I didn't like being full. Is her mic on? Or I can't hear. Is her mic on?

Put it in your mouth. That's what he said. Let me hear her. Yeah.

Talk. Hi. Yeah. You can hear me.

It doesn't really matter. My top's off. It matters to me. I want to hear you.

You want to hear me? Yeah. Yeah. That's a great screen.

So, so yeah. So where, where were you? Where were I? Where, where are we?

16 years old. Okay. So you're 16 and you're giving confession. Yeah.

I was like making. Confessing. Like I was wrong. To your mother confessor or your father?

Fuck no. Father's confessor. It was a priest. A god.

Yeah. I'm the mother confessor. Yeah. This wasn't about me.

No. This was the father of Rose. Maybe. Who knows.

But it was certainly her priest. It's not a father. Yeah. It was a priest.

Yeah. It was a priest. Okay. So you're confess.

It was there like a black curtain? Mm-hmm. Okay. And I went in and I was in this little camp in the woods and I had to tell this man that

I was wrong and I didn't like it. So I didn't go back. But now I like saying I'm wrong. You like saying you're wrong.

If it was a camp in the woods, was there like Jason there? I don't know. No. Wait a second.

You went to a cabin in the woods so you were to talk about it. And did anything bad happen to you? Are you had sex in the woods? I mean I always have sex in the woods.

Oh you always have sex in the woods. I don't have sex wherever. Okay. You spilled so much salt.

Do you see that? Yeah, I do. I do. I'm wondering about that.

That's why I kept trying to put the shot glasses over there. I am. I'm wondering about the salt. I know that we've alerted the troops to the salt.

Yeah. We're busy and we can't. I don't know if we should bring out the cleaning crew. No.

Maybe not. We'll just kind of luxuriate. It's good if there's no glasses. Like it's not there.

If there's no glasses that are broken. Exactly. Okay. So are you ready to be an altar girl?

I am. You are. Do you feel that you have the calling? I feel like I have the calling.

All right. So have you done any corn or? I've done one solo. One solo.

Yeah, like one solo video. And everybody else is. Hey, if you want to give her some gigs. Yeah.

They're idiots. She's cute. Give her some gigs. Wow.

And what makes you want to be a porn star? Because I love fucking my husband and fucking women for money. Wow. Sounds like a good reason.

You know, I mean, yeah. Love is a good reason. Money is the best reason. Money.

Yeah, no, money is the best reason. Money and love. We can't talk about this a lot last time for hustlers, right? Exactly.

Well, I don't know if the strippers would be talking about loving fucking their husband. No, they just do it for the love of money, right? Strippers love fucking their husband. They're like, I want money.

Some of them do, but I don't know. Most of them in that movie. If you don't love who you're fucking or doing. We are getting away from our important ritual.

Oh, I'm sorry. That was my fault. So, was it? I got a self-subject.

Hopefully I could blame somebody. Bad, bad, bad. So, this is Rose. And Rose is going to be our altar girl.

I'm not sure who's going to drink. Maybe. We have a shot of water for her right there. Master, would you like a shot?

That shot of water is for her. Oh, oh, you get a shot of water. That's why I created this shot of water. This could choke her.

That's a lot of water. Just pour a little bit. Okay. Too much.

Yeah. No, that's okay. I will pour it all. That's a real water border.

And I would love the points and enjoy the hot shakes. That's good. But that's just good. It's good to do it to completion.

You know, you've got to kind of do that. Just let you know, Rose, if you choke on water, I will love it. It's not real hot. It's water.

It's water. I poured the water in there. I know it's water. It's water.

You know what? My sense of smell is not so great. You want me to double check? I poured the water in there.

That is water. Okay, exactly. She smelled it. It is water.

Is it not going to die if I drink? It's salt. That's why I made sure to put water in there. It's not like we're in Flint, Michigan.

That water is alkaline. This is very special water. Good water. Your chakras will be a little ejaculate of all the ladies of the house.

It's blessed water. The holy water. Holy water. Of the temple.

Oh, the little love church of the Bonobo Way. Here in Bonoboville. So, Betty Boop, are you participating in this ritual? If you want me to.

I was just wondering. Are you participating? Did you want to participate? Who's participating?

Okay, I'll do it. I feel like I'm sacrificing a virgin. She hasn't done anything yet. You're not a virgin virgin, right?

Right. No. You're 20 years old. No.

Okay. It's going to marry. And you're married. So, the house is over there?

It is. Under the hat. So that has been peace? It's been constant.

I hope that one bit. Peace. Yeah. Great.

Well, all right. Well, you know, you just have a young look. Thank you. And now you have a doctor to exploit it.

Whoa. I am exploiting everyone here. So, why not you? I thought that was a hot thing to say.

Was it not? It was a consensual exploitation. A little shocking. Okay.

Thank you. Yeah. I'm trying to narrate a story. So, here we go.

Shoulders straight, though. You're like a millennial. I don't care. And I'm showing off my altar.

I'm a goddess in the temple. And I have a very dry tongue. That's holy water. Okay.

But, you know, we should hold that like that. And you've got the mic in case she has anything special to say. Okay. So, here we go.

I will worship at the altar of the great goddess Rose. I kind of give her crazy dreams later. How was that? Amazing.

Amazing. Okay. Good work. It's a millennial.

Amazing. I like that. Okay. So, this is the religious part.

The salt. Himalayan salt. It's actually 200 miles. Did you do it too?

No, I didn't. You did. I was so involved. I kind of got crazy.

No, I was so fast. I was like a teenage boy first time. I was just in and out. Yeah.

We synchronized that, though, pretty well. Experienced tongues like to know. We didn't want to linger. Okay.

All right. Are you ready? Yes. Okay.

You are the great goddess Rose. The church of the Bedobo way, the village of Bedoboville, where we're starved for salt. I do have salt. We're going to have some.

Perfect. Another good word. Solid millennial word that indicates enthusiastic consent. All right.

So now you're going to get waterboarded. And let's have a hand, though. Yay! To our lovely alter girl.

Okay. So I have this special holy water for you. That's water. Okay.

So you get down on the floor. That's a lot of water, too. Okay. I hope you like the lot of water.

That's the aerial sound track. Come here and hold the cross. That Disney. You should hold the cross.

Right. And you should position here. And just... We were not being part of the tableau.

And we also have this. You're too funny. Sometimes a little laughter makes the time go good. So...

Do you... Okay. I do first. Well...

Let's see. I did it. Here we go. And now...

Oh, I feel like such a witch. You know, like I have a cauldron. And I'm in Macbeth's... play.

Double, double toil and trouble. Oh, yeah. Double, double toil and trouble. There's two of us, yeah.

Yes. I do still have my witches hat and my horns. Right? Yeah, I do.

Yes. I've been staying on my head. It's amazing. All right.

So you're going to lean back... and pretend whatever you want. That you're a prisoner of war... or love.

And you are getting... Water barden. Hey, Rose got water barden. Bonobo style with water.

Literal water. Literal water. Literal water. Isn't it amazing?

She did very well. She wrapped it up. And it was love. Like she believed.

It was a religious experience. Yeah, it was a religious experience. She was cleansed at the block shop. All right.

So am I hearing that I must wrap it up? Wrap it. Wrap it. Wrap it.

Wrap it. Wrap it. Wrap it. Wrap it.

Wrap it. Wrap it. Wrap it. like in a different perspective so you could do it at another time. Because I can't do it all the time.

Right, right. I got things to do. Okay, no we had, it's like having a visiting reverence. Yes, because my nickname is Cedas Rubber Nun. Okay. So it'd be a, it'd be a guess appearance on the blockchain. Right, yeah. Okay, we could do that with things to do, many. We got to see. And also you saw that you're in the magazine. I got to sign that. Thank you so much. And we're so

excited to have you back. Yes, thank you for having me back. And so that we have more to look forward to. Love the new space. Madame Desaude. Yes. If you want to find me on Twitter, you can find me on Mix Desaude Fatal. F-A-T-A-L-E-M-X. Everybody look at that. Oh yeah. So you can find me and I'll just be telling you all the naughty things I'm doing and what I'm about. Yeah. And you can tell she's a hypnotist,

right? Yeah, the hypnotist. Conversational. I am a conversational hypnotist. We can talk about it another time. Yes. Yeah. All right, darling. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. Okay, so now moving right along. Hey, boobalicious. Come forward. I think our legs are going to sleep anyway. So she wanted the big gourd. You can be with the big gourd, actually. You really should be for

your goodbyes. Maybe you should just come forward and let Gordy kind of have some fun. Okay, very good. And this is... Quinn Rain. Quinn Rain. And Quinn is just this beautiful buxom broad who Sarchine found. Thank you. Beautiful. And you've got Gordy there between those. What's the size? 34K. Can't say that enough. Natural. Amazing. And we, of course, want to hear where we find you.

You can find me on Twitter and Instagram. Quinn underscore rain, Q-U-I-N-N underscore R-A-I-N. Yeah. Lots of fun things going on. Oh, so many fun things. I believe that lots of fun things other places to find more fun stuff with me. Yeah. Yes, indeed. And now we have the lovely on her butt. Rose. Mike Rose. Oh, there you go. Well, Rose, you got waterboarded. I did. You were an altar girl.

You did a talk show. I did. You talked about yourself and your life. I did. You got ready for Halloween, you celebrated cake month. And many. Okay, so. And your Disney experience most importantly. Oh, the Disney experience is very, very interesting. Kinky. And it is cake month. It is. And you are, I mean, I don't know if Betty Boop started as a Disney character.

No, she was Max Fletcher. She was too weird to be Disney. Too weird to be Disney. I mean, you can't, like, that's Max Fletcher with a weird man with weird cool ideas, you know, like, different than Disney, I think. Wow. Well, you were with Disney and did you play yourself when you were with Disney?

I did. Well, I mean, it was a ton of different characters. It really was all different. But. Like Miley? No, not like her. Well, not as famous. Where can the viewers find you, right? On Twitter. Yeah. Black Rose and Snapchat. Black Rose. And Instagram. Black Rose, too. Black Rose, everyone. Black Rose. Wow. What's so black about you? You always were black.

You like to wear black? I do. Oh, okay. All right, Black Rose. And so have we, okay, we have Betty Boop. And we have your sexy witch doctor. Your love doctor. And for foot fetish guys, too. Yeah, for foot fetish guys, I have feet on my hat, which are really silly. I don't know if foot fetish guys would really like these,

but they're fun. And I'm horns, also. And I, where's my bonobo way? Do I have a bonobo book? Oh, I always like to have the book somewhere. Even a spanking crazed book, is there one? Oh, okay. And where's your spank book? You got something. You got a prize. Yeah. So we're getting into our final moments of just hanging out with you,

whether you've been watching in your billionaire mansion on a hill and you're afraid of Bernie Sanders, or you're in a cardboard box, and you're just, wow, I can't believe this. Or somewhere between. Hey, I didn't feel like I had enough time at all to get into the charms and just everything about these wonderful guests. I had an embarrassment of riches tonight, so, so much beauty and kinkstery,

and yeah, both physically and mentally, and just sharing confessions. Yeah, so, you know, go bonobo, that's what I would say, go bonobos, because the bonobos are the female empowered, but males have a good time. And it's all put together to make peace through pleasure. And the peace through pleasure is what we need right now, I think. And so,

we have bonoboville, and so we say to you to, yeah, reach out and make like bonobos. Anna, come on up here for a minute. Yeah, just say hi. Anna. Anna. Don't sit on the glass. Yeah, she told me sunshine. Anna's wearing her Dr. Susan Block show T-shirt and everything. Miguel has his hands full of glasses. Oh, he could come over too. Of course, he's got a lot of glasses. He's

ready for the champagne. Yes. So, here we are. We're like a team. And is there a peach here? There's plenty of peaches. Give me a peach. Yeah, because this is another impeachment party. It is. Who else, you could hold a peach. Should we just push Trump down and give him a spanking of some sort, right? I believe he's a cocksucker. He's a cocksucker. Well, we do have him sucking

a penis pacifier, a very small one, so it stays in his mouth. Okay. And so, you've got him. And is he still gagged? Is he gagged? All right. So, I want you to take a peach here. Oh, do we have another peach? Oh, there's another one. Okay, so you can have one and kind of torture him. Because she's like, I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it. All right. I got it. Say no

more. Done. So, here we are. And so, this is our Dr. Susan Block show, kink month three. We have some fabulous guests tonight and some emotion. And we're having another impeachment party. And we're happy. We're happy. We're hopeful. You never know what's going to happen tomorrow. But tonight, we're celebrating with Bonoboville communion. Bonobo values, peaches, and lots

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