Masturbation Month, Memorial Day & Rush Limbaugh ReBUTTal

Full transcript of Masturbation Month, Memorial Day & Rush Limbaugh ReBUTTal on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs,

wankers and spankers, patriots and patriots. All you children of sex and we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I get an amen? Amen.

Can I get? I welcome you to the love church of the Penovo Way. Hey. Here in the very, very new, still new

village of Penovoville, in an undisclosed location. No, we're not even telling Dick Cheney. No, Dick, you don't get to know Dick. Got it? Okay, so yay. Yeah, it's kind of funny, isn't it? How the last

Saturday of masturbation month always, always, winds up in the middle

of Memorial Day weekend. Crazy. I don't know. Kind of strange bedfellows, no? Manhandle those hot dogs, boys. Mash those potatoes, you pretty girls. Whoo-hoo. Yeah.

Memorial Day signals the start of summer. Whoo. Actually, it's kind of a summery day today in LA. I don't know. It's kind of rainy these days. It's gonna go back to rain, I think, by Memorial Day, but

it's symbolic, you know, Memorial Day. Heaten up. Yeah, with sexy fun and sizzling fresh barbecue.

Mmm. Of course, Memorial Day is also a requiem for the dead. That's really what it's supposed to be. The people who have been barbecued

in America's perma wars. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters. Oh, the American dead, by the way. This is for America's dead soldiers, goddammit. The other dead could get their own holiday.

Yes, Memorial Day is the masturbation nation serving the multinational

corporations of the United States of America. And so on this solemn sort of half sunny weekend,

we salute the troops who have given sometimes their lives. Yeah, the ultimate gift for this corporation.

We call our nation. And we appreciate their service and their risk when they take military jobs, you know, in the lottery where, you know, join up and spin the roulette wheel.

Maybe you will get all the veterans benefits or maybe you'll get your head blown off. You never know.

So, yeah, we kind of salute you. I say kind of because we do not salute what you serve.

I'm sorry, but we do not sorry, not sorry, salute the perma wars. How many years in Afghanistan?

Going on like 18. Wow. We do not salute the perma wars that these troops fight in other nations

whose citizens also happen to masturbate. You know, even if they've never heard of masturbation month, maybe it hasn't gotten enough good PR. These other nations,

we're trying here on the Dr. Susan Block show to give it some good PR. I mean masturbate, yes, every day of the year, but masturbation month

is the time to praise it. Hallelujah. Can I get an amen? Amen. Can I get it? I can't masturbate on Facebook.

Well, okay. So, a women, a women, a women. Yes, we all masturbate. Yes.

These other nations and we all may have different concepts of God, of morality,

of honor, of love and even death, but we all enjoy manhandling those

horny hot dogs and mashing those potatoes every once in a while, don't we? That's part of what it means to be human and to accept that

in each other, to accept our sexual selves, to accept our phone selves, that's part of what it means to be humane.

So, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, of all the masturbation nations around the world,

whether your particular nation condemns masturbation as the world's most evil sin you can commit or just considers anyone who jacks or jills off to be a sex addict,

we all do it sometimes. And I'm sorry to say this and I won't look at anybody in particular but those of you who say you don't do it

or that you've never done it, I don't believe you. Maybe you haven't had an orgasm, maybe you haven't done it well,

but we all touch ourselves sometimes. We all, you know, even if you're just

kind of rubbing your hands together, sometimes it feels really good and certainly when you're doing other kinds of rubbing.

Yes indeed, we are one world in wanking but back to Memorial Day and all those barbecued troops and civilians

on both sides of the grill. Now, every American president prefers some form of military violence to show their masculinity,

to show their dick, hey, here's a dick. Well, this is Bill Doe and we all know that Bill Doe

after being impeached but not forced to resign for having a consensual blowjob, all very nice, which I supported him on, Bill Doe

wagged the dog. Yes he did, he wagged the dog in Serbia, bomb, bomb, bomb, Serbia.

And of course, Dabia, well, he did, he not just one-upped, he like quadrupled. I don't know, he started

two crazy wars for no reason in two countries that are still not over with preemptive strikes and he made lying about them

and not just lying about sex very fashionable. And Barry had a drone fetish, he was so chill about the whole thing,

you know, saying he was going to send a drone after his daughter's boyfriend or what have you, you know. He was so suave, you know.

And I mean, I liked him, I did. I like Billy too, personality wise, I have to say, I don't know, I got this thing.

But I got to say, those drones were dropping and killing and didn't stop. And yeah, Barry didn't stop the wars.

He may not have voted for them, he was halfway there. And Trump, now we have Trump. Can I go over to the great banana

gagged Trump for just a moment to give him a whack with Goddess Phoenix's paddle. Not paddle, it's a fiber optic whip actually.

And for some reason he's sitting next to his old self. I'm not sure who constructed this. Anna? Did you construct this, Anna?

Here he is, this is his old penis self with his, I think we need to get another Trump mask or something. He's got his obviously, you know,

Stormy Daniels defined mushroom, Mario,

court, strawberry, you know, just cabbage patch. Oh, Yeti, with Yeti pubes.

Right, and we saw that whole thing about the Yeti. So, ah, smacked those big balls. And now here he is, still on his banana left over from Domcon.

Wow, did we have fun? We are Domcon now though. But we love Domcon. And, you know, he's still sucking on that banana

because we don't let him open his mouth. That is our solution to the presidential

he's a dunce. I mean, really, he's got a certain kind of smarts in terms of how to get, take advantage of situations and rip people off.

He's got a smart about how to rip people off. He's been ripping people off his whole life including his own father and of course all of his

contractors, employees, what not. And now the American people. Okay.

Well you are as far as I'm concerned both of these things. And I'm going to step on these big balls.

And by the way, this is a piece of art that he's sitting on, actually two pieces of art. One is the

the Jeffrey Valance Art P-pad right here with your balls and your banana butt. And yes,

this is the Jeffrey Valance Trump P-pad given to us by the Dominatrix is against Donald Trump who are out there registering voters and supporting

SWOPE, anti-SESTA, anti-FOSTA doing all kinds of great political work. We salute you, Mistress Tara and Goddess Soma

and yeah, all you hot doves. And so this is there in case he has an accident

and he slips on his own banana peel. And so I don't want him to ruin my mother's fine, genuine

original Eames lounge chair. That's right. It was originally in black like they all are.

But she reupholstered it to make it look even more like a baseball glove. And it is supposed to feel like sitting in a baseball glove.

So Trump is actually very well appointed here at the Dr. Susan Block Institute. However, he has to stay gagged and in bondage

and get spanked every once in a while. So where was I? Oh yes, I was about to say what he wants to do now.

I mean, his military thing is all over the place. You know, I'm going to bring the troops home. No, I'm not. Okay, I'm going to bomb. And of course the media supports when he bombs.

That's what's so terrible. And now he says he wants to invade Iran. Invade Iran? Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.

That'll make Iraq look like Grenada. Seriously, and we're not really done there. Of course, you know, he also wanted to invade Venezuela.

Look how good that went. That wasn't very good. And we're so happy it wasn't very good because, you know, that's not nice

invading other people's countries. We don't like it when, you know, Bladdy does it to us. It's like, you know, getting it in the butt

non-consensually. So, yeah, he just sent 1,500 American troops into the Middle East. They are gathering. I keep thinking he's bluffing,

but that's what I thought about Bush in a way. I thought, I hope he's bluffing. But, you know, he wasn't. And the Trumpists might not be either.

And he keeps arming Israel to bomb Palestinians and Saudis to bomb Yemen.

And really, all he should do is shoot that gun between his legs.

Which, of course, this president already does. But probably not with his wife. Anyway, I mean,

masturbate. It's okay. It's cool. I don't know if he does that. I don't know. I mean, I think he probably brings someone in unless, you know, he does it with a McDonald's hamburger.

You know, that is very possible. But that, you know, Americans masturbate more than barbecue,

play baseball, watch TV, pay taxes, or drop bombs. Not everybody does any of those things.

But everybody who can move has masturbated. And if you can't reach down there because you're challenged, you reach somewhere else.

You start finding eroticism and just twitching your nose, you know. I've talked to people that are paraplegic who masturbate.

Maybe not with their hands, but they enjoy eroticism. And it's a beautiful thing. It's a bonobo thing.

And this is the month to celebrate it. Rarely do we admit it, but this is the month to say Lord or Lady, I masturbate

and I am not ashamed. Can I get an amen? That was kind of weak, guys. I know you're ashamed. But can I get an A-women?

A-women? Celebrate masturbation month. And Memorial Day is a little dicey, but you know,

it's here. We gotta deal with it. I'm very patriotic, you know. And that obviously doesn't mean I support a lot of the things America does. It just means I like red, white, blue

and stars and stripes. It's a great, gorgeous thing and hasn't totally been ruined like Nazi signs and stuff like that. I still have hope.

You can still make your red, white and blue into peace signs. And not only am I in red, white and blue,

but so is my bright and beautiful and very patriotic editorial assistant, Shannon. Hey, guys.

And here we are. So, how are you feeling this Masturbation Month climax with Memorial Day weekend?

Really patriotic. There's nothing wrong with that. And you know what patriotic rhymes with? Erotic. Yeah.

I mean just...Page erotic. Pate erotic, yeah. Erotic with your head, you know. Rub your head. And you have very nice braids.

Well, I love this outfit. Turn around. Turn around. It's American apparel when they still made stuff in America. Oh, wow. That was before Dove got fired from his own company.

Yes. Yes. And we love American apparel. Well, the past American apparel where one of our favorite guests, Char Stokely, aka Charlotte Stokely,

used to be the pit-up girl, I guess, the girl. Yeah, American apparel girl. She never complained about Dove.

Although the loser never came on. The loser. I remember he called, that's a loser or something. Oh, I was thinking of Loser Torsky. Oh, yes, he did. He did.

You know, and speaking of calling me names, I got more of a comment. Oh, that's a perfect... Kind of, although I kind of want to give a shout-out before I get into people calling me names.

And famous people. And actually, he didn't call me names. He's actually this famous person I'm going to talk about. He's oddly agreeable. Yeah, he just gets off on

things I think are kind of awful. So, okay, but before, speaking of things I think are awful. Free Julian Assange, would you?

I mean, please people, on the right, on the left. What the hell is wrong with everybody? Think of Pamela Anderson. She's alone at night now.

I've always kind of liked Pamela Anderson. But I don't know about Baywatch. But I mean, I liked her sex tape. Even though Tommy was a bastard.

She's making a Julian when he gets out. Yeah, she should do a sex tape. Free Julian so she can make a sex tape. Oh, I want to see that sex tape.

I think she should shave off the back beard. Unless they do something very fetishistic with it. Which could be. Anyway, Pamela has gained so much of my respect.

Because of her choice of lovers. I mean, she chose a kind of a dicey lover in Tommy. I mean, he had it under the belt.

But not above. And she chose a real hero for journalism in Julian Assange. And at a time when a lot of people

have abandoned him. On the right and the left. And that just shows that he's not on the right or the left. You know, I didn't like it

when he leaked Hillary Clinton's emails. I did not like that. Because, you know, I was voting for Hillary. Even though I liked Bernie better,

but on the other hand, I didn't want Trump. And I thought, oh, shit. But at the same time,

it's journalism. You know, you print what comes your way. Especially if your sources are reliable. Which is of course were.

And of course, he did something else which is especially important to talk about on this Memorial Day weekend. He memorialized now and forever

those American troops killing civilians in Iraq. And journalists killing two journalists. And he memorialized that.

And they hate him for that. And of course, that tape was given to him that documentation by Chelsea Manning. Chelsea Manning.

Another hero for speaking truth to power. For revealing the truth. And now in prison again. For refusing to testify before the grand jury.

And we need to support them. As my counterpunch publisher, Jeffrey St. Clair tweets, every reporter, editor and publisher

who used or cited any document published by WikiLeaks should file an amicus brief. Okay?

Opposing his indictment and extradition since Assange is being indicted on their behalf. And Paddler Anderson

is also working on our behalf. Although maybe on her behalf, maybe he gives good head. Maybe he's great in bed.

I don't know. Although he had a few complaints. I mean obviously he still has quite a bit of interest.

So moving right along to that famous person who told you about who didn't really insult me?

No. But hey, the king of creeps, Rush Limbaugh.

You know, the picture that is now showing of him on some of our broadcasts is a very much idealized version of him.

But anyway, Rush Limbaugh, who I kind of grew up with in a way, well sort of,

is mocking me and at the same time using me to sell

his creepy little newsletter. Okay, the creeps, yeah. Rush, is rushing me? And actually this is a program

that aired the other day and Shannon can tell you more about the investigative quality of finding this.

But before we want to listen to it, his guest host is the very British Brexit loving Mark Stein. Sounds Jewish but he's Catholic.

And he calls me a post-Trump sex disorder. That's what they're talking about, of course. He calls it

a small item or a small story. A little item. I'm a little item, well.

And I'm a small story. Yes, indeed I am. But he leads with it, yes. I'm going to sit back and enjoy this.

He leads with my post-Trump sex disorder kind of analysis, watering it down or juicing it up.

You know, kind of selling, using it to sell Rush Limbaugh's newsletter to people's poor,

senile fathers on Father's Day. Saying this little item, this small story

makes a great Father's Day gift. That's why you should get it. But we're going to listen to Rush's words

because, and they're spoken by Mark, who's sadistic cackling, I suppose reflects Rush as well, and shows just how Trumpers

and really Rush was a Trumper before there was Trump. Or when Trump had first emerged, so did Rush in the 1980s.

And it shows just how they want nothing more than to own the libs. They salivate over that.

Owning the libs. It's kind of a, I don't know, I hate to use the word rapey, but it is kind of a rapey thing.

And yeah, they don't care if toxic hogwash is flooding their kitchen. They don't care

if they have to work three jobs just to pay for their opioids. If they can make liberals unhappy, they're happy.

That's the key. Make liberals unhappy. And, you know, I mean, in a way,

it's right in the title, Post-Trump Sex Disorder, the unhappiness, you don't have to read about it or hear about it.

You just feel it, and if you are this, you know, lib-owning, fantasizing Rush fan,

then you just start salivating like a dog with a piece of meat. And that is really

what Mark Stein sounds like. You'll hear it, but instead of misquoting Rush or Mark, like they

merely misquote me, well, kind of imply things that I didn't say, they don't actually misquote me. I will say that.

Which Fox News did, but I'll just let them, you know, Rush's words, Mark's very British accent

and cackling about me and Post-Trump Sex Disorder roll tape.

But in the meantime, Father's Day looms. It's looming. And when it's looming, you've got to start thinking

what you're going to give your dad. And one of the best things you could do for the father

in your life is to get him a subscription to the Limbaugh letter. It's America's number one political newsletter.

It's written by the man himself, Rush, and it's got all kinds of good things in it. He's got great stuff in there. He always does big

interviews with major people and what I love, I mentioned this the other day, but I love these small stories

he picks out. In the current issue, there's this little item down the foot of page 5 or whatever it is, dysfunction junction

about how Trump has wrecked the left's sex lives. Because since November

2016, the earth hasn't moved for them at all. They just can't get it on. They're too depressed

over Trump's election to be able to have sexual congress with each other, according to Dr. Susan Block

who says Trump has created such feelings of fear, loathing and nausea that people just don't want to have sex because they're just

appalled at how creepy Trump is. He takes what is often a positive male attribute of confidence and pushes it

way over the line into a rape-like and rape-entitled kind of arrogance. And Dr. Block, this is page 5

of the letter. Every time I just am depressed and things are getting to me, I just

pick the limbo letter up, read this item and think of all the lefties who've spent the last two and a half years having lousy

sex. And Dr. Block says it's not a problem for Trump supporters because to them he's the country's big mean

sexy daddy whose supporters want to be spanked by him. I know that actually if you go to those Rust Belt states and you ask

all those blue-collar guys whose mills and factories closed they only voted for Trump because they want to be hanging upside down

in a bondage dungeon being spanked by him. That's your fantasy mind. That's the way the left thinks

and you get great insights to it. If you go and subscribe to the Limbo Letter it's a great Father's Day gift. Go to rushlimbo.com, click on the button

for the Limbo Letter and give your dad a treat because he'll be like me. Every time he wants to laugh he picks up

these, the Limbo Letter finds one of these small items. Small items. All you're going to hear from the man cave

which used to be in dank gloom all day long you're going to be hearing peels of laughter do your dad a favor

and get him a script into the Limbo Letter. The thing is you read an item like that and you think that can't possibly be true tell it and then you

see Juliana Margolis is that how you say her name? She used to be in the other kinds of television shows

and she was on with Stephen Colbert the other night and she said that

ever since Trump won the presidency she has had nightmares Yep she has had nightmares

and that is I mean unless you are turned on by your nightmares not an aphrodisiac

so yeah there you have it I mean like I said he doesn't seem to have really

insulted me so much as insulted everybody who suffers under Trump

in fact he's validated everything I say about post-Trump sex disorder

because he's using it to sell his own creepy little newsletter

for $60 a month oh wow that's expensive $60 a month for just this small item

but it's a print so your dad can look at it in the man cave we have print issues that speakies either cheaper than that

Jesus I know we give you a lot more we give you pictures too I bet he doesn't

so the funniest thing I heard on there is Mark I'm not sure if it's Mark

speaking or Rush saying every time I'm depressed and things are getting to me

I just pick the Limbaugh letter up and read this little item cackle cackle

and think of all the lefties who have been spending the last two and a half years under Trump

having lousy sex slobber slobber and then I give my tiny shriveled little

pud a wank well actually he didn't say that but he did imply that I mean

the way he's talking about all this pleasure he's getting from the suffering

of people who are unhappy with Trump that sometimes affects their sex life it's as simple as that

he knows there are a lot of people suffering under Trump and so he's

happy about it he's not arguing with it he's saying yeah that's true and isn't that great

and then I think it sounds like he's wanking I don't know maybe not but it is masturbation month

but he's like what we often call a wanker here at the Dr. Susan Block Institute where it's a guy

usually a guy sometimes they sound like a girl but I don't know but someone who calls up and pretends

to want to talk about something serious but they're secretly masturbating but it's not so secret because

you can hear it in their voice just like I can hear it in Mark Stein's voice

in that cackling and slobbering and just ugh

I mean it is masturbation month and it's cool to masturbate but he is

reveling in the pleasure of the suffering of others and that ain't right

I mean okay if you're a dom and the sufferer is suffering for you

and with full consent the sufferer is consensual that's great but nobody

is suffering consensually for rushland law or that Mark Stein

no unless they're being paid I should say the Nigel Farage

loving milkshake hating Mark Stein but anyway new milkshake lovers

will get that joke so yeah unless they're getting paid which does bring me back to Cesta Fosta

which these types of people do not support even though I'm sure that they have avowed themselves of the charms

and the professional charms of sex workers and under Trump

and it's not just Trump's fault most of the House and the Senate voted for Cesta Fosta and Trump signed it

with a flourish and now sex workers are suffering they can't advertise

they get busted they're getting harassed by police who take advantage of this and

they can't support themselves and so of course that makes their sex

kind of bad and when your spouse of 20 years is suddenly deported well

then you're not going to have any good sex and you're not going to have any sex unless you got another lover but you know I've been hearing about

these people whose spouses have been deported and that is post-Trump sex disorder

and then there's the kind of more middle class kind where your spouse is just totally

addicted to Fox TV or CNN or MSDNC you know just has to see

every last wonderful or horrible thing that Trump said and won't go to bed that's rampant

and the media loves it they love it because you know they get eyeballs but and Trump loves it

I mean excuse me I was going to say Rush but they're kind of interchangeable Rush loves it and

and he's been doing this for a long time mocking and and using progressive people to sell his newsletters

I doubt he actually believes his horseshit really but

he is serving his corporate paymasters and you know that OxyContin cost money

but so he got to serve the billionaires

I'm sure he's a millionaire but I don't think he's a billionaire and he's been doing this since the 80s he

preceded Fox News he kind of laid the groundwork for rabid racist

sexist media and for Trump and now he is gleefully mocking

post-Trump sex disorder which I have become associated with

even though actually Cosmo Julie Badnell was the one who gave me the phrase and asked me about it and I said yeah

yeah people have that and then Chauncey de Vega at Salon interviewed me about it so you can read the details

of what I feel about it if you're interested and of course you can masturbate to it if it turns you on

but you know Trump whatever Trump, Rush, they're all fucking Nazis

right? Nazis let's talk about Nazis okay let's talk about Nazis Captain Max

there was a KKK meeting in Dayton Ohio today

seriously they called a rally and they had police protection and

wait what? they did they had police protection because they had a permit to rally in Dayton Ohio

and they're KKK, they're Nazis they're powers let's say

because like 20 of them were supposed to show up but only 9 did but there were so many

counter protesters oh my goddess I was proud of our counter protesters they were very peaceful

there were so many of them who are they going to do something with although a couple of them were carrying guns because it's open carry

anyway the Trump effect and the Rush Limbaugh effect you know

and you know these Democrats I don't know they're hard to get behind but we got to

we got to get Trump out of there so we got to do it anyway I think I saw like a note being passed

in my class it is um criticizing me criticizing you

oh I want to know what he said do a different pose I thought it was maybe do a different pose

so that makes me stand up okay so you know what that also makes me think

that maybe I should invite y'all to call in now I've been directing most of my talk to this camera

which is our camera so now I'm going to look at the facebook live crowd who is um

maybe watching on facebook and yeah you can call me and talk to me and Shannon

you want to talk to Shannon don't you Shannon get down on your knees and beg them to call you please call us please ask us your questions it's free

please alright enough begging we'll do anything enough begging

okay so ask us a question tell us a story what's that number again

share I didn't even give it out yet building up suspense you should be giving it out right there did you put it on the

comments in the videos section we are on facebook live we're also on our own

beautiful drsuzy.tv and in bonobo where it's free

also it's free everywhere so you can watch it in all different formats but

on facebook you get to comment live and I know some of you have phone phobia so you could comment

on some of this maybe you disagree with me maybe you're a rush fan even if you're a rush fan though you might actually like what he said

because basically what he's saying what I said about him because I'm just saying he's using me to sell magazines

so you know there you go or you can ask me a sex question I am a

sex therapist yes in private practice

where I'm very expensive but you can talk to me free and Shannon who's not even

one of our therapists but you could talk to her and she

look who's here one of our therapists oh my god maya beautiful maya come over here happy

happy masturbation month memorial day and sticking it to rush limbaugh day

yeah oh yeah baby look at you wow maya

well she's been one of our therapists maybe she will again she needs a microphone or something you're such a surprise

or maybe it's taking you a week to get here because I had heard that you were coming last week I was already for you last week so

surprise sex that's what they accused julie and asanja anyway we've got a caller oh we do yeah someone we know and we're going to talk to him

but before we do I just want to give out the number it's a new number okay

six two six four six one five nine five zero or you can call

our toll free number that's one eight six six two eight nine seven oh six eight uh yeah definitely

dr susie was that number six two six four six one five nine five zero that was that number

that's the number six two six four six one five nine five

zero call please yes and if you're cheap and you live in north america

you can call one eight six six two eight nine seven oh six eight so we have on the line uh our friend

smoky hello smoky dr susie how you doing I'm doing good smoky smoky's got his deep voice on maya you know smoky

yes you do where's her microphone oh hold on you know this is a live show we have to be

ready for surprise guests right where is max's microphone uh huh okay

well um let me just use yours for a moment uh maya yes welcome back to bonobo

thank you always happy to be back and here is smoky I'm actually showing a picture of you now smoky I don't know if you can see

yet are you watching on facebook live or on our site I'm watching on facebook okay well soon

is the facebook camera getting the it says to max where's mine

oh well he gave me another one to max thanks for everything your friend smoky live long

rock and roll and there is smoky dressed as elvis smoky of course is

um our favorite elvis impersonator he's a kind of our only elvis impersonator that we've ever had

but do we have another mic now yeah okay so smoky how's it going well you know

we're here celebrating masturbation month and we're celebrating memorial day weekend

in our own way which is very irreverent yeah what are you doing

are you celebrating masturbation month or memorial day weekend but I can't hear what he's saying when you guys are talking

so you're you're celebrating did you perform somewhere no I did not perform next weekend though I didn't

I performed back in April for a fraternity party but for fraternity party well

fraternity party sounds like fun did you get in the middle and they surrounded you yeah

well I know some hot chicks that have performed at fraternity parties but that's different you're different I know you sang did you sing elvis

or uh yeah okay of course elvis and is her mic working is this mic working I don't hear it is

oh there you go you just have to get it up against those rushes lips in my mouth now did you meet smoky maya

you did right oh yeah smoky was here a few times and uh you remember maya right smoky

I sure did very beautiful very beautiful alright well that's a good description

and uh and you've met um shannon over the phone right

and oh the same word you're going to use how about pretty

or awesome I don't know something different all the above alright that covers it so you've

talked to smoky yes he called today telling us that good luck on a good night tonight I was like why don't you become a part of it why don't you call

right let's put smoky in between us oh let's have a picture with everybody

and smoky because smoky will really you know I think he'll appreciate that I don't know smoky what do you think

we're having your surrogate that is your picture here can you see us on facebook yet

or it's yeah can you see how you're in the middle of these three hot girls

are beautiful ladies I'm not a girl but I'm the queen uh huh

do you want to sing for us smoky sing for y'all yeah sing for us yeah how about uh

you have made my life complete and I love you how's that

that was very nice smoky thank you very much thank you very much yeah yeah yeah okay that's right

it's like meeting president nixon yeah yeah there you go

so smoky did you have any questions or comments or you just kind of wanted to say hi and sing I just wanted to say hello

my very good friends and say hello to Shannon it's nice talking on the phone it's nice to meet you and I want to come and read it to her again sometime

alright well we moved so you better you know find out our new address but we're not giving it to you

Elvis has to find the building Elvis has to find the building Elvis has left the building he's to find it

he has to find the building in order to leave it everyone's talking at once so smoky how's everything

there in texas where I live it's raining a lot well back there thunderstorms and everything

yeah you know that Shannon is from texas I did not know that born and raised in san antonio san antonio

I have to show my beautiful the river the river walking alamo but I've never been there

you ever been to san antonio no you should go he's like where are you you're kind of amarillo area

amarillo I'm 60 miles northeast of amarillo in spinette well smoky

we've been talking about rush limbaugh you know he talked about me on his show do you listen to rush limbaugh oh every now and then

every now and then everybody in texas at least listens to rush at least every now and then I don't know if you heard

where he talked about me that was like two days ago did you hear that I don't hear him all the time yeah yeah I got it

well he he talked about me in order to sell copies of his newsletter really the limbaugh letter

he kept saying that made him happy what happened there it made him happy

to know that liberals are unhappy so anyway I guess rush and this guy marx stein are making

money and and given the money shot you know

thanks to my my various interviews and all that stuff which kind of makes me a little nauseous but I think

I'll be okay I think we'll have sex tonight honey I don't think it'll stop me I'm not talking to you smoky by the way at that moment I was talking to max

but anyway smoky I hope you have a wonderful patriotic erotic evening let's hear that

Maya give that a thank you for taking your picture with that picture yo I appreciate that you do well we

appreciate your loving us tender yeah you bet okay okay now put the picture down

we love you smoky watch the floods watch the floods

dry yeah good to see their max I'm doing good

I'm doing good hope you're doing well I'm going to sing a little song about rush limbaugh oh there you go oh you got a song about rush limbaugh

wow this is a musical show we want to hear the rush limbaugh song

okay okay bye smoky we're going into other musical interludes welcome thank you very much

my pills those lovely pills they kill my pain I

stopped right there some of my friends of course they call me mr. pilman mr. pilman

and other people call me mr. rush limbaugh because of the pills okay I don't hear no clapping

rush limp rush limp rush limp rush limp bag

okay we're coming up with stuff alright so now we have another microphone thanks to Abe you remember Abe right I sure do

is it working though is the key is it working I know it works

he knows but it may not work for you can you hear me but you have a very soft voice

let's make you into squealing more yeah that's right hot little thing yeah so Maya

how come you look so beautiful oh I had a photo shoot today oh well she doesn't say oh this

yes you look gorgeous and you had a photo shoot today yes I did but I bet you look gorgeous anyway

thank you so well happy memorial day masturbation

climax yes and putting rush limbaugh in his plate you ever listen to rush

no well don't start I won't I mean he'll tell you that he's got me in his newsletter

to get you reeled in that's what he does really all these little items you know

yeah I mean I think I need to get some payback for that I think they owe me some residuals what do they call those things royalties

I think he's going to be in our newsletter oh boy oh of course he's going to be in our newsletter oh the train

but we are not going to make any money off of rush he's making money off of me that's what interest

the first I hear and you know that that guy Mark Stein saying

what was he saying because I said that people who support Trump Trumpers

the ones that say grab my pussy you know or grab her pussy on their t-shirts at these rallies

yes of course they fantasize about big bad daddy Trump doing them spanking them or something

so he comes up with this whole wild fantasy of these blue collar guys hanging from

dungeon ropes or something I didn't come up with that steel mills and getting spanked by Trump

like they're hanging meat or something which was interesting I will grant you I now know Mark Stein's fantasies or maybe rushes

I was just thinking of a little over the knee yes yes like I've given you

what's your birthday December well I'll find some excuse you've been naughty

I have been you know why you've been naughty because I've been away well yeah that's why

you've been away and also I thought you were coming last week oh yes I ran into a little situation on my way over here

on your way here a situation I got pulled over oh wow really naughty

that is like super naughty you definitely need a spanking you

I don't know if you believe in corporal punishment why did they pull you over for being a hot chick driving at night

one of my lights was out one of your lights was out one of my headlights was out one of your headlights

ooh one of your headlights ma'am should I give you your

headlights some twisting and turning I can turn it on for you

if you like or I can find you what would you like sure needs to be checked

wow see no wonder you took so long you're out there playing with some police officer yeah

instead of us and all hell broke loose last week right yeah we had a fun show last week it was very

wild and exciting it was sexy it was it was conflict and then

conflict resolution the bonobo way that wasn't on camera well no Max and I don't have sex on camera too much

we did in the past if you look through some old old videos when I had a six pack now I only have a one pack

yeah but I love that pack I do can I give you a spanking yeah sure

do you want to get over my knee and Shannon's knee would that be well okay I mean or Shannon is dressed like me tonight

where you kind of twinsies so should we be like here I mean

yeah I think right up here you be here and I'll be here well I'm gonna do most of the spanking and I mean we're not gonna hang you

from Mark Stein's fantasy it's nice to talk into the microphone that you're holding in your hand

or you'll get a spanking too just something with the steel meal dungeon in the rest belt just like such an American fantasy

it is it's very vivid I will say it's very vivid can someone pick up that card that's on the floor

right so sit down here okay we're gonna choreograph this okay are you wearing panties or no you are where's your microphone

oh here take your microphone I am okay good so you're gonna get over the knees here

because you're such a good girl are you um justice is a lady justice right now

I guess I am lady justice we'll give a few little spanks here this way I should get a

bonobo way to give a book spanking somebody wanna fetch me that bonobo way back there you're under her you can't Anna! Anna fetch me

get me the bonobo way back there okay for now I'm using goddess phoenix's fiber optic

whip on this fabulous butt yes now could I pull it down

the skirt down a little bit sure just a little bit because this is facebook on here don't maybe get so close on facebook

or it will be a little farther away even though we're not showing anything now this camera could get close maybe facebook should be from the

side right now this is most scandalous the show has gotten this far in your day now in Maya's day

it was pretty scandalous right this is just the new bonobo we're just getting started oh baby

and this is a fabulous butt did this photographer take pictures of your butt he sure did

oh yes thank you Anna good he has good taste oh yes this is for

you know being a week late on my show a week late wow that's a long time

yeah but we appreciate you more than ever Maya you really have kind of blossomed

since I spoke to you last no pun intended but oh this is some

some good quality buttocks right here and that's what I'm calling this show to some extent is a rebuttal

oh my god of Rush Limbaugh so this is the kind of spanking that I was figuring that the Trumpers

might envision a nice sweet over the knees spanking very beautiful very

light but no you guys are thinking about hanging people from you know meat hooks or something

right which turns on the non masturbator here right you're going to think about that tonight yeah

are you going to think about yourself hanging or the blue collar guys the blue collar guys dickies overalls so would you be

the ones spanking or you would watch Trump spanking and you'd be sitting over to the side masturbating

few choices thinking about it but oh wow

this is a lot of thinking I mean it's complex fantasy you know it is I think you'd be sitting over to the side

masturbating and writing about it and writing of course you know I have many times not lately but yeah

kept a masturbation diary a medibation where you masturbate while you meditate

and you come up with some interesting things look who's here, Betsy whoa Betsy came out because

your butt came out I guess she wanted to check out your butt Betsy now she's a little nervous

she's in her little bed thing over there wow Betsy want to check out Maya's butt I don't blame her

read the bedobo way or get spanked by it should you do spanking art be well read

or get well read I'm not spanking you that hard oh spanking art I'm going over here oh spanking art let's do that

it's pretty gentle but you're falling off hold on to me hold on

hold on okay so we have a new magazine it's called spank and art where is it

get your copy now you can and it just has more coverage though let me try to

oh it's not as compact no it's a little it's big

okay here I got it actually thud yeah oh well whatever

I spank I also kiss oh not actually not everything I spank

not to those guys this is one of the many one of the many magazines that

Amazon won't print right but you can get it on Dr. Susan Block dot com in our

shopping cart yeah just go to Dr. Susan Block dot com we sell it and it's cheaper than

Limbaugh's letter actually it is cheaper than Limbaugh's letter and it's much more chock full of goodies

a lot of small items you don't have to sign up for your line of a small item right here another kiss Harry asked for

damn let me try to do this right alright I'll do it for Harry

ooh just like peaches and for that you get more spanks alright

so let's hear it for Maya you are just fantastic

your butt your whole look there wow you're looking good girl I mean you know

you never know sometimes people leave Bonoboville they all you know they kind of fall apart oh my god stop the any window

but you know some people do really well and I don't know how you're doing but you look marvelous

yeah you did a photo shoot and you did a photo shoot I'm surrounded by girls that did photo shoots yeah I did a photo shoot

oh it's about the photo shoot would you do this photo shoot I know it was a friend we'll give a shout out to

Chef B live and Daniel Watts who put Shannon in touch with a photographer

whose name she is going to look up now I feel awful but I broke the law on the photo shoot I broke the law

well why are you telling us about it oh yeah okay well I was nude in a public park and there was like

students there by the bus poles and like photographers like I don't care take it off I'm like

I don't want to get caught he's like they'll tell us to leave he'll be okay you'll become a sex criminal we're being naked in the park

well I just saw one picture it was the most tame photo probably from the whole ordeal ordeal

cause I had to get in these little caverns cause it was in the abandoned zoo so you know there's like the old cages

filled with the ghost of animals tortured past but that's another situation so they was filled with graffiti and you had to kind of

sneak into these little crevices and there's like broken glass and heroin needles but you know I was careful not to step on anything good good I'm glad you didn't step

on any heroin needles alright okay I was like naked crawling around

so how much time do we have oh no brothers and sisters that photographer is cire wiltshire

cire wiltshire he has published books and he's three accomplished okay well then I don't know if we have time for you guys to call

well you've got ten minutes to call ten minutes to call six to six four six one five nine five zero

or one eight six six two eight nine seven I'm not gonna beg but please please call us please please call us please

there's no hidden fees I promise you can't call on that camera that's the camera to beg beg on that one

okay go beg I'm not gonna beg I'm just gonna you beg they have to beg from you please call the number

it's free it's not that hard I'll let you get over your phobia alright

so speaking of Nazis we were talking about right I mean

fucking HBO I love HBO I mean except I love my show on HBO

which they still rerun from time to time and thank you Sheila Nevins and Shari Cookson

for doing such a great job both of whom I don't think are with HBO anymore although maybe Shari still does some stuff

but in any case this show which Max calls Game of Thorns and I call Game of Chairs alright so yeah

it's like full of violence in the snow and and they take the one

woman who seems somewhat decent who like frees the slaves what was her name? Daenerys

right she looks like you a little bit yeah actually she looks like you Shannon anyway

she's the most socialist person with power and they turn her into a maniac

she becomes Hitler at the end right and she was a nice I mean Hitler was Hitler to begin with right I mean I don't know

about these twists and turns but even even their own fans are pissed off at Game of

Musical Chairs but they still watch it and at least it's over until the prequel comes

which will be soon but what really bugs me is the name of the lead they're like the biggest heroine

in the whole thing who is that? the young girl very young and pure and kills the Night King

her name is Arya Arya and that's not Arya A-R-I-A

like in a song in opera that's Arya A-R-Y-A like Aryan

yep fascist German Nazi I know I know Aryan started as an

Indo-Iranian term for Iranians in fact the word Iran comes from Aryan and also

India but the Nazis took over that term I am sorry and it became

a term for white supremacist assholes and that is the lead character

of their lovely little major television show Christopher Columbus at the end

maybe it makes sense I'm not saying it doesn't make sense I'm just saying it is a

glorification of evil which most Hollywood is which is why I prefer porn because porn

only glorifies sex and that's okay and Hollywood glorifies violence glorifies

secretly this whole Nazi thing you know they make fun of Nazis on the surface but then they got this I mean you can name her

anything and you name her Arya Arya Todd the George are Martin it's his fault

he's the guy that wrote all the books I don't even want to give him more publicity but yeah okay you could say it's got to do with the author

but they also the author didn't finish the whole thing and they finished it and the showrunners and

and we wonder why children are going to school shooting and we wonder thank you

Max by the way last week I kind of went on a rant but I want to explain why because I was born in the middle of a war

the second world war and I'm now almost 76 years old in America is still a war

so all my life from Korea to this to that America has been a war

yes so I feel bad because I've tried to make a change but you know then

and the people don't want war it's Memorial Day weekend the people don't want war sure people sign up

because they're hoping to get veterans benefits because they're broke but people don't want war

it's the billionaires and the corporations that make money on this stuff we don't win any of these wars when's the last time we won a war

we didn't even win World War II because you know who won that war the Russians they won it for us

they're the ones that really defeated Hitler on the other hand we're fighting these so forth

so called police actions wars against people that wear flip flops and we can't defeat them

I don't think we really want to defeat them we being the people in charge of the wars no the

the American people I think they'd like winning or not doing it this is the most advanced army in the world

this is the military industrial complex that Dwight D. Eisenhower warned us about and he was a member of it

so he might know but he was a little earlier he wasn't totally co-opted maybe

when he was on his way out and television was a new medium and he said beware the military industrial complex brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners

please beware join me in being where and join me in finally celebrating

masturbation month wankin' and spankin' Maya was a great spanker I'm sure

that Shannon will be a great wanker one day and she will tell us about that leave me alone

stop ousting me that's the whole idea, I leave you alone that's what you do when you masturbate you're usually alone

although you could masturbate together, there's mutual masturbation there's so much to do and Rush even shows you

how to do it when you're feeling sadistic about other people's problems which is kind of distasteful

but if you do it in the privacy it gets it done make like bonobos not baboons

make love, not war make love to someone you love tonight even if that someone is you I love you

yeah I love you too I love you I love you

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