Self-Love September Climax & Impeachment Party

Full transcript of Self-Love September Climax & Impeachment Party on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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femdoms and femcoms, are you children of sex? And we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha, I don't know if we're children of any of those gods or the goddess, but we do

know until we start cloning ourselves that we are all children of sex. Can I get an amen? Amen! Can I get an amen?

Amen! I want to welcome you to the Little Love Church of the Bonobo Way. This here is the womb room, baby. And we are in the little village of Bonoboville, and I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block,

your servant and your mistress of the airwaves. And, yeah, how about that Trump impeachment? Woo-hoo! It's happening!

Praise the Lord and the lady, all the ladies, especially, yes, indeed, and done a good job so far. Impeach Trump is trending. Hashtag so is women for Bernie, okay? I'm there.

So is Impeach Trump Pence bar, woo-hoo! Finally, it looks like all of that spanking and gagging with a penis pacifier. That's right, get your penis pacifier under gag order in your mouth. Your filthy mouth.

And stay there, presidents, while we do a fun show. And it looks like all of that spanking and gagging has kind of paid off. What can I say? It's working, maybe.

Maybe not. I mean, is it too early to throw a, you know, Trump impeachment party? Not at all. Not too early?

I don't want to jinx it. It doesn't matter. I don't want to jinx it. Okay, well, okay.

And I do want to celebrate, but I do wonder, can the Dems pull it off? I mean, are they going to blow it and even lose in 2020? It's exciting, but scary times. Very kind of scary, but just the announcement gives you a little, you know, charge,

puts the brakes on the clown car of cruelty, of drumpf, and makes this filthy-mouthed wife want to scream filthy, fabulous things like, fuck yeah! Can I get an amen? Amen!

Can I get an amen? Amen! All right, so meanwhile, we got the climate strike. This is happening every Friday with these sexy young people.

They're not kids. I mean, I'm not saying that the kids are sexy. Okay, I'm just saying that over 18-year-old young people and the old people, they're old people there too.

I mean, okay, at these climate strikes, and they're like the place to go on Friday, you know, from Bangladesh to Beverly Hills to Brazil, I mean, the rainforest, everywhere. People of all ages, and I'm telling you, this is the way. You know I'm your post-Trump sex disorder doctor,

and this is the way to treat your post-Trump sex disorder is get out there and save life on Earth. And maybe meet someone while you're doing that. You know, because that's a good way to meet people.

I mean, hey, I used to do that. Go to protests and meet people. Fall in love, fall in lust. Sex drugs.

Sex, a few drugs. We're not recommending the drugs. By the way, I am not snorting cocaine just in case you're wondering. I have a sinus condition brought on by the lovely pollutants in the air.

Oh, yes, the nanoparticles. We love them. Oh, man. So, you know, it's happening right now.

I feel the climate that just the air I'm breathing is thicker. And now, you know, Trump wants to take our standards for auto admissions away so that, you know, we're going to have autos belching through the freeways. Well, all right.

So, not snorting cocaine. Just living in the 21st century, okay? So, by the way, speaking of when it is, it is September. It's the last Saturday night.

The climax of self-love. I can only do so much self-loving on Facebook. But, yeah, self-love September. Yeah, baby.

So, if you haven't self-loved yourself yet, tonight's the night. Set the mood. Pour yourself a glass of wine.

Buy yourself some flowers. And a vibrator would be actually better. And tell yourself you're gorgeous. I'm sure you are.

And give yourself a massage. I don't know. You can do that so well. Ah, massage my back.

Well, you can do it with the vibrator. You know, get one of those big vibrators you lean up and down. All the way online. And make beautiful self-love.

I mean, make love to someone you love tonight, even if that someone is you. And it is self-love September. So, it's the climax.

It's time. It's time. We've had a great self-love September. All kinds of great guests on our show through September. Who's on for the kickoff was, of course, the giant test.

God of Sebra. And the swinger who was on the motor bunny. Michelle Lust, Swinger Bash. And, I mean, we've had some great guests.

Sissy Sev. And John Yubbys. And now we have his friend. Yes, we do.

Well, okay. So, I'm going to, I guess, I want to make a little announcement, though. Sorry, I said too soon.

Two announcements. I know. I know. I'm not ready to introduce my guests yet. Well, I want to say something serious.

One of our human bonobos is in the ICU right now. And we're not much into serious prayer here in the church of the bonobo way. But we are rooting for you, Rob.

Okay? So, come on through. We are rooting for you. Rob!

Can we get a Rob? Can we get a Rob? Rob. Rob, Rob.

Rob, Rob, Rob. Rob, Rob, Rob. Rob, Rob, Rob. Okay.

Rob, Rob, Rob. And before I introduce my fabulous guests, I also want to give a shout out to Secular Sexuality.

Hi there. Christy Powell. And V. Not the V of her crotch, as in

Peyton Place. And not the... Remember the 5th of December of the... Remember that V?

But it's more like V. La Bianca. So, Secular Sexuality hosted by V. La Bianca and Christy Powell

and founded by Dr. Daryl Ray. Hi, Daryl Ray. Author of the God Virus in Sexes.

God just did a great interview with me about the bonobo way. It was amazing. Oh, thank you.

I'm touching. It was amazing and touching. I felt touched. I'm sad and happy.

I actually kind of... kind of half brought myself to tears in the middle of it. So I'm not going to tell you why,

but you have to watch it. And it's on YouTube. I cried too. Oh, really?

When you cried, I cried. That was a sad story that... I almost cried. But you have to watch to see...

to learn what happened. It's about the bonobos. The bonobos make you laugh, they make you cry,

and they make you want to have sex. They don't make you want to have sex with bonobos. Well, not usually. I hope not.

I don't think that would be a good idea. We're just going to aspire to be like... You want to just embrace your lovers, you know, or yourself.

Bonobos masturbate. Bonobos make self-love. That's right. They do it especially a lot

when they're in the zoo, because that's like being in jail, and you don't have anything else to do. But they do it in the wild too.

They masturbate. As George of Carlin said, if God had intended us not to masturbate, he or she would have made our arms shorter.

Right. So like a T-Rex couldn't masturbate? T-Rex is always in a bad mood for a reason. Oh, okay, okay.

Right? Okay. No, I didn't think about it. God in the Garden of Eden,

he tells the snake, the snake is not going to have any arms or legs anymore. Really? That's the big...

The big problem is not the no walking and no being able to, you know, eat your food. It's more, you can't masturbate anymore.

The snake has to rub his belly on the ground to get off. That's really... Can't touch it.

Yeah. But you know some people are like that. I would just say, I have some clients

who like to not touch themselves with their hands, mainly because, I don't know, I think it's because they were taught not to masturbate. So they think if they touch themselves with their hands,

and by the way the word masturbation in Latin, it means to actually dirty yourself with your hands. Mast is hands, and herbation is something to do with abuse or dirt.

And even the Romans had a problem with it. The Greeks were better. Diogenes said, would to God that there was something I could do

to allay my hunger by just rubbing my stomach? You know, because masturbation allays your, you know, horniness.

Sometimes. Usually. It does. It takes the edge off.

It's a good thing. It helps use incels out there. We love you. You need to do it more.

Okay. Rob is watching. Hey, Rob, did you hear us give you a shout out? He just now joined, I think.

Oh, you joined. We just gave you a big shout out. He just missed it, Rob. Hey, we hope you get better.

We don't pray here in the little love church of the Bonobo way. What he's watching from the hospital? We did a rob, rob, rob. It says, Rob, the bar ranger joined.

Soon. Join. Okay. All right, little Bonobo.

Ask him how he's doing. How you doing? Yeah, how's he doing? He's obviously good enough to watch the show.

Well, no, he's not necessarily talking. Oh, he's not talking. He's just watching. Yeah, but usually when you're intubated, as he was, they don't let you use your hands

because if you use your hands, you're going to yank your tooth out of your neck because it hurts so bad. Actually, it doesn't hurt because they put you on painkillers, but it's very uncomfortable. So, okay.

So, watch Bonobo way on secular sexuality. Find out how Rob is doing. And now we're going to introduce our guests. We're very excited to have our favorite combination, porn star, or kind of has been a porn.

I don't want to say has been, but Hot Milk and Comedienne. And so, porn star. Well, Brianna Brooks. Brooks.

Let's hear from Brianna Brooks. Brianna Brooks has not been on the show in six years. Six years ago, she was on the show last in 2013. And actually two shows.

First. So excited to be back. Yay, we are so excited to have you back. I love it.

I just want to kind of do a little throwback to those of you who have been watching the show for many years. And first, Brianna was on porn. What is going on?

I hear something back there. But should I be ignoring it? Or ignore it? Okay, I thought it was Rob actually for a second.

I thought Rob was calling. So anyway, the first show that Brianna was on was called Porn Rising. And you were a harem girl. Yeah.

What was that? It was so much fun. Yes. I loved it, and I was so excited to come back.

And then you were on my birthday show. Yes. And that's where you made a really big splash. Because you did a strip tease on the stripper pole.

Yes, I did. And oh my God, she just drove all the men and most of the women and everybody in between crazy. Everyone. That was like a lot of people said that was a high point of my birthday.

Okay. So that was seriously amazing. I did it. I think that's everybody's high point when the stripper jumps out the cake in here.

Wait a second. There were a lot of strippers. There were a lot of porn stars. And this was when I had these huge shows.

There were tons of people and strippers and porn stars and naked people. But Brianna made a big impression on everybody. She just has that pizzazz. What can we say, girl?

And now you are a, come on. Give me a hug. Return to your mother, you prodigal daughter. And speaking of mothers, I am just your mother confessor.

But you are an actual mother now. You're a wife and mother. Yes. Which makes you a milf.

I'm officially a milf now. You are. Well, congratulations. Welcome back.

Thank you. And we're so excited. Thank you so much. I'm so excited to be here.

You look gorgeous. You don't look any different. Well, thank you. Really.

I mean, and that's a big compliment because you were always gorgeous. And you really don't look any different. Thank you so much. So it's blonde night, I guess.

And sitting next to you is a fellow blonde. Yes, truly. And your virgin show is tonight. Your virgin Dr. Susan Block show.

Alyssa Poteet. Let's give her a welcome. The pleasure is all mine. Thank you.

Alyssa Poteet is a comedian. Or as Sally Mullins would say, a femcombe. Oh, I like that. Femcombe.

Femcombe. Femcombe. You're a femcombe. I'm going to tell everyone in my life now.

Yeah. I think it's great. I hashtag it. So, you know, you can find me.

I'll join the movement. Absolutely. Yeah, join the movement. Yeah, be a femcombe.

Femcombe.com, baby. Right, right. So I was very impressed with your Twitter and what you called yourself. Which was small tits, big tweets.

I mean, it's just anatomically accurate at this point. Well, it goes beyond the anatomical. But yeah, you had some big tweets. And yeah, you have pretty little titties there.

No bride. Thank you. Don't look Marky Z. Stop it.

Don't get too close. Okay. But in any case, it's okay. I researched the show.

I mean. It's great. It's great. So you have this one tweet I was really moved by, but it was also funny.

I hate that you went through my Twitter. I use my Twitter at the weirdest emotional times. This is a weird emotional time, but it was good. It said, we're all suffering in capital letters.

Just be nice. It's fucking true though, because it's like people will be, and they'll go out of their way to be, they'll expend energy to be mean. And it's like, dude, everyone else is just as sad and like is feeling just as shitty as

you. Like just be, just like make it less annoying for everyone else. And then it'll like be less sad for you. Just like, stop.

Like, why are you being a dick? That's so bonobo. Truly. It sounds like I'm looking forward to watching the movie.

It's a very bonobo type of thing because bonobos are very caring and empathetic. And they do have a lot of sex. And probably if someone looks like they're suffering, they offer a blowjob or

something like that. That is so accommodating. They don't have that in cells in bonoboville. Oh, that's really nice.

And the women are empowered. I mean, they're not women. They're females. But it's a very, you know, kind of female dominant community.

It's like, it's a females rule bonoboville, but the males are happy. And that is the key. And the thing that is missing from a lot of modern feminism, although I am a feminist, I always say, hey, feminist, you know, pay attention

to the bonobos because bonobos know that to empower the females, you need to make your males happy. That makes so much sense to me. A man needs a job.

Like, you know, they say, not in a rude way, but like, you know, my man wouldn't be happy with a job. Do you want a job, Max? No, a purpose, though, like a way to be of value,

a way to not just be a little bitch, you know? Like you need something. It's like, hey, if you do this, it would be really helpful. And then we could all be good and rise together.

It's like, OK, got it. And then we'll get it fucking done. Yeah. It'll be good.

Men need to be useful. And if that implies being used, sorry. But, you know, we all use each other. And yeah, it's very bonobo.

And so, yeah, we're all suffering. Just be nice. Oh, and by the way, I want to let you know your mom is looking forward to your appearance on today's show.

Your mom is watching. Oh, my God. The fear of God just came into my eyes because I forgot what you were referencing.

And I was like, what is going on? You know, Dr. Susie, I thought that would be good. My mom watched the last show. What did she say?

Yeah, she typed a really nonsensical comment, and I had to delete it. I think she was into the show. Wow.

Would you have to delete your mom? No, I deleted her comment. I didn't delete her. I do it all the time.

No, no. I didn't need to delete your mom as a person. Just like, you know, I'll post something, and then she's a worse speller than me.

Oh, OK. She'll just type something really nonsensical. And so then I'm like, OK, let's just delete it. Oh, OK, OK.

Sorry. Wow. I'm impressed. Did it have anything to do with your tits or something?

Yeah, you were very active and out there last time. You got spanked. You had titties, and you did some spanking, and you were very physical.

She had a legitimate question about the show, actually, but it was just kind of my mother's stereotypical nonsense. OK, what is it? What's her question?

I can't remember now. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I deleted it.

It was like every other word was misspelled. Do it. Do it. Do it.

Stand up. There you say she had a good question, and then not remember the question. If you didn't even bring it up, then we wouldn't have.

I should have wrote it down. You know what? Next time I'll write it down and I'll let you read it, and you'll be like, Sunshine, what is this shit?

I asked. I didn't say it the right way. She does. Anyway, hey, moms out there, we love you.

We love the moms, and we have a mom right here, actually. So how's being a mom change your sex life or does it? You know, being a mom is amazing, I have to say. And it changes my sex life by not being able to have sex

as often as I would like. Yeah, because there's only 24 hours in a day. There's only 24 hours a day. The baby takes up quite a few of those.

Well, now she's two or something. She's two. She just turned two in August, and just trying to get back into the sexual pattern is,

it's been difficult, I have to say. Is it? So you don't have any tips for moms who want to get back into the sex,

because you're working on that. Yeah, working on that. How about masturbation? I'm good with that.

You're good with that. Good with that. You can get in with that anytime. Right.

Is that because you can just do it anywhere? Exactly. Shower, after a workout, anything. When you're by yourself, it's way easier.

But when you're trying to get in with your spouse, it's like, okay, the baby's crying. The baby, like... I'm looking down here at your spouse.

He's smiling. At least he's smiling. It's hard, it's hard. Hopefully, by the end of the day,

you're fucking tired, and you just want to go to bed. So that's the difficult part. By the end of the day, you just want to go to bed. So you have to overcome that and make time for your spouse.

Well, go to bed. That's a good place to be for a lot of things. Yeah, but if you pass out before anything happens, then it's like...

Sleep is precious. Sleep is a commodity. So trying to just catch the extra sleep takes away from sex,

but we're trying to make the sex happen more often. Well, you know, I have to say that a good orgasm is a great sleeping pill. Yes, it is.

It does make you go... It is. So it just takes a little effort to do it. Yeah, that's the problem.

It takes a little effort, and we don't want to put in the effort, do we? That's what's wrong with the society. 2019, we don't want to put in the effort.

Well, are you in a relationship, or are you single? No, I'm single. Okay, you're single. So how's self-love September going for you?

Oh, fabulous. Actually, it was very sad. I don't know how I lost the charger to my vibrator. So every time I use it, it was like a ticking time bomb

to just get through it, and just because every second is draining the battery, I didn't want to... That's psychologically stressful.

And then I got to the end, and I was like, okay, I need to buy a new one, and Amazon really pulled through for me, and it's been a really good month.

Shout out to Amazon. Plugged in the wall. Yeah, and my other one plugged into the box for your phone charger,

and I still lost the cord. I don't know how it was possible. It didn't leave my room. Straight in the wall, and it's amazing.

What's it called? Oh, you mean your vibrator plugged into the wall? Yes, we love it. Oh, that's crazy.

It's fucking amazing. Well, it's old fashioned, but it's the best. I just always had the one. It's amazing.

It is the best. I mean... 30 seconds. Wait till mine dies, and then get that one.

You need to get it now. Yeah, I would agree with Brianna. You should be... Self-love September.

Yes. Get it now. And it's not even called a vibrator. It's called a massager.

Yes. Okay. It's like a shoulder massager. I thought that was just in countries

where you're not allowed to sell sex toys. No, I don't. Hitachi, buy it. Like it's a back, like a water pipe.

Right. It's supposed to be for your shoulder. Was it actually? I have used it on my back.

It's not bad for that. But when you put it between your legs. But I got like a wreck. Self-love September.

Self-love September. It's good. It's good. So John Yabes, who was here a couple weeks ago,

he is your roommate. Truly, yes. He is my roommate in Boyle Heights. I'm an ordering dominoes.

Does he hear the vibrator going? No, I feel like... I don't know. I usually use it either when he's not home

or sometimes in the morning if he's in the other room. I just like close the door and he knows what that means. I feel like at this point,

because we have a very open door policy besides that. Open door policy. It's a pharmacy. That's an open door meme.

In the sense that... Well, in the political way or in like our home ruling. Your home.

Oh, like I don't usually close my bedroom door unless I have a person over or I'm going to go fuck myself. That's what it means.

So he knows where the door is closed. Yeah, if I get up and I just close my door, he's like, oh, I'm not going to go over there. It's like not that loud.

I just kind of like throw my blanket over me. It's like, it's whatever. Wow. I think you have the same routine I do.

Throw my blanket over me. It's whatever. If it's really loud, it's like just keep throwing blankets until it's muted.

Right. And it's whatever. Or turn the TV up. So the TV journey.

Right, play some tunes. My vibrator's off. Love yourself. Play some jaco.

Are you getting these helpful hints? Self love, Septemberites? I mean, these are important. Especially if you have roommates.

The blanket technique. The blanket technique. It's a technique. I didn't know we had a technique.

I'm glad we got a technique. It's a shame, baby. We got the same technique. I didn't know.

Yeah. Well, okay. So have you had someone over when John's there? Oh, absolutely.

And it's whatever. It's, I'm embarrassed to say this, but it's usually like comedians and they'll like come in and they think it's funny to be like,

hey, Yabba's, and then walk into my room. And then, you know, same thing. Close the door. Door policy.

And then it's fine. It's like play some music. And sometimes he leaves because he's a good friend. And he's like, I don't want to picture you banging against.

I don't know because I really don't think you can hear it. If you're like playing music, I'm not trying to be obnoxious and like rude. I respect the mutual living space, you know?

So I feel like it's like on him that sometimes he's like, I'm going to leave now. That's just him being nice. I'm sure he wants to see it.

Who wants to see it? Yeah. He's a good man. He's everything.

Yeah. He's very, very nice guy. You know, we got him laid here. Yes.

I heard. I saw the photos. Nice. Anyway.

Yeah. So, okay, you guys. So you're, are you doing porn anymore or you're, you're getting back into it?

What is going on? Trying to get back into it. Right now I'm just doing like my only fan thing. So it's my own thing.

I have not shot any like professional porn. Just kind of doing things with people that I know, connections that I had beforehand. And then my own thing.

So just, Well, you sound like you're having some sex. Yes. Having some sex.

And I enjoy it. And everyone's enjoying it too. So I like the only fans. Everyone's like loving, see me again.

Do you have any masturbation clips out there? Yeah. Okay. For people to celebrate self love September.

That's my favorite thing. Self love September. Yeah. Got a lot of that.

Okay. I'm glad we have two months for masturbation and their own opposite ends of the calendar. There's self love September and there's May.

Merry masturbation month of May. Oh. Yeah. Yeah.

That's actually called masturbation month. So I'm not sure how to fit that into comedy. Well, of course masturbation is always funny. I mean, not when you're doing it.

No. Well, I do have a friend who has watched some comedians tapes and her own tape while masturbating. Really?

Watches. Oh, she's fine. Are they like really hot comedians? Some of them.

Yeah. Some of them there's like that type of attraction, but also she's like, you know, her thing is like, oh, you know,

you laugh. It's like kind of whatever a tenth of an orgasm or whatever. So you're just compounding on top of it. Maybe she's just multitasking.

I think she always is a little bit. Like, I mean, sometimes like during sex or like maybe masturbation, another thought will come into my head. Oh, after this I have to do laundry or after this.

You know, so like she's multitasking. I'm watching comedy and I'm masturbating. Just getting it done. Yeah.

Just get it done, man. She's a superstar. Getting it done. Right.

Doing it to it. So what is what are the favorite topics that you like to talk about when you do your stand up? Oh, I would not know disrespect like towards these topics,

I guess, but I wish I had like better answers besides like everything and random shit that I think of. I feel like a lot of my material does gravitate towards not

like, I don't know, just like blatant stupid sex jokes, but they're either like revolved around like, give us an example of a blatant stupid sex joke. Okay.

Oh my God. And I open with this all the time too. Like I do this bit about how my type and men are Chinese guys because like they're the only dudes who really know how to

turn me on because they're making all my vibrators, you know, and it's just like, they're all kind of like that. They're not like crazy.

I caught that one. But they're like, Did you get that? Yeah.

I got it. I got it. I'm smiling. I'm not laughing out loud,

but I'm thinking about my vibrator, wondering where they make the Hitachi. I mean, it's a Japanese company. Hitachi is Japanese.

But, yeah. There you go. Maybe they make it in China. They're just making everything in China.

That's what I'm saying. They're stupid. Right. Yeah.

It's a lot of stuff and just all across the board of sex and dating is a lot of the material I do. I talk about my, my crazy dad and just like random stuff. Okay.

You know, yeah. Just leave your mom alone. Yeah. I don't like her.

So it's just boys not as fun. Whoa. I'm not trying to like have a personal, emotional roast on stage for other people's enjoyment.

How long have you been doing stand-up? So you were serious when I looked at you and I said your mom is excited. No, that was serious.

The fear of God in my eyes. I've been doing stand-up a little over three years now. I'm like a baby in the community. You're from Chicago.

Yeah. Slash the Chicagoland area. Not all in the city. Cause it's like Illinois is this suck of no where's

ville cornfield like state of local government corruption. Yeah. And then so as you get outside of Chicago, it's like they want to differentiate from the rest of Illinois.

So they really identify with Chicago, even though it's like kind of suburban area. Uh-huh. But they're urban thinking.

Truly, by comparison, a little bit. Okay. Okay. So that's where you're from.

And since they don't have Second City anymore, you moved to LA. Not, uh, yeah, that is true in RIP Second City. Cause that was allegedly a big part of the Chicago comedy scene.

Yeah. But, um, no, USC just tell me I could go to school there. Oh, okay. And then give me some money.

And then I stayed here. I see. I see. Okay.

USC saved my life. Really? That was when I was intubated. Yeah.

What happened? Well, I had septic shock. I had what kills a lot of people. Right.

Yeah. Oh. And, uh, and so, you know, they, all my vital signs went down. So you died?

Uh, well. That is amazing. Did, did you have any experience? Did you, you know where you float?

I had all kinds of experiences, but I attribute it mostly to morphine. Oh, okay. Man, you know what? I don't, I don't, I'm scared of like painful stuff, but then I'm always like, but if you

almost die, then they'll give you morphine. Yes. And morphine is this, I would always call it the morphine theater when they give me the morphine.

And then, oh my God, the theater, it was like the curtain would rise and the lunacy would begin. And it is so intense. You really forget that you took the morphine.

And even if you remember, you're kind of still there. It's very, very intense hallucinations. Morphine is with ketamine on top of it. Uh, you know, they kind of give you some powerful pain killers when they

intubate you. Holy shit. Because it's, it's the one blowjob you don't want to give. Let me just say, you just take that tube down your throat.

So anyway, folks, I told you this was going to be a sexy show. Did I not? Yes. Well, in a way, you know, great sex isn't great unless you can contrast it with,

you know, bad stuff. So everything great is greater when, you know, you appreciate it. And certainly when I survived my near-death experience, I, I just got a new lease on life and a release of my interminable to just celebrate life

and orgasm. Beautiful thing. Amen and A-women. Can I get an amen?

Can I get an A-women? Amen. A-women. Yes indeed.

Brothers and sisters. Okay. So, you know, a popular subject of last week's show happened to be the story of the panty boy judge.

Right? You remember the panty boy judge? I don't know if you know about this. I heard the panty boy judge.

Yeah, there was a panty boy judge or just panty judge for short. He was a judge, he's no longer a judge, but he was just a judge very recently in Suffolk County. His name, just so we get that out there, is Robert Sicali.

Sicali, I think that's how you pronounce it. It's some kind of Italian name from Suffolk County. This. Sicali.

And a 50-year-old married guy, three kids, okay, and a judge. And he's caught in his neighbor's driveway with his neighbor's panties stuffed into his raincoat. Did I mention his neighbor's 25 years old and used to work in his office.

And there he is with the panties caught. He was a judge? And he was a judge. Really classy guy.

Yeah. He denied it to begin with, but recently just confessed that, yes, that was him. How could you deny that? You know, he was so stupid.

He knew he could try, so he figured he'd say not guilty to begin with. The shaggy defense. Cotch, you're red-handed. It wasn't me.

Everybody does the shaggy defense when they get caught. So anyways, yeah, he was saying not guilty. So now he said he's guilty. So now he had been suspended with pay.

Now he has been suspended without pay. Just so you know. Thank God. And just so you know, he is also, he lost his license.

He cannot practice law anymore in the state of New York. And you know, people have a range of feelings. First of all, it's kind of funny. And also you kind of feel disgusted.

This guy is, and it's kind of a violation. It's not like a rape, but it is a violation of the woman whose panties he was stealing. I know it sounds so silly, but it is stealing. And maybe those were her favorite panties.

But in any case, even if they were her favorite panties, it's a violation. Don't do it. He went into her home, right? Yeah.

Yeah, that's a violation too. Like fuck, you broke into my home and you were standing there. Fuck what you took. Even that is a violation.

Oh yeah, there's lots of violations. What scares me the most about it is, okay, this guy's a judge. So okay, what if a guy is getting brought to court and he like raped a woman or he broke into a woman's house and somehow violated her.

In his mind, he's doing the same shit. So he thinks, oh, it's not that big of a deal. I should go lenient on him. Well, he's no longer a judge.

No, yeah, but what was he doing in the past when someone got brought to him and it was a guy that was... Now he's just a penny thief. Yeah.

So five years ago, if someone got brought to his courtroom and they broke into some woman's house and did something. Yeah, well, he's only been a judge since 2015. And yeah, I mean, the guy is a criminal and a creep.

I feel a little sorry for him. I mean, you know, because he's pathetic. I mean, you know, so... And I know guys who...

I mean, hopefully they're not doing that. I mean, my clients aren't doing that, but a lot of them fantasize about that. And all I can say is,

Judge, you should have called me before going to the hamper. No hamper. Stay away from the hamper. You know how alcoholics have to stay away from the bar,

the wine chest. You panty boys, stay away from the hamper. Stay away. Right?

Because they always want the soiled panties. Otherwise, you might as well go to the store. But they're not just going to the drawer usually. They're going in the hamper.

When I lived in Japan, they had the panty vending machines. Why can't we just have that here in America for guys to purve out on?

Well, that is a good idea. But it's their new panties. Or are they used? They're supposed to be...

I mean, I don't know, marketing. They'll show you, like, the picture. And I found two of them when I lived in Japan. They'll show you the picture,

and they'll be like, this is the panty of a young school girl. The photo? Yeah, they'll have a picture of a girl.

I mean, I don't know, it's marketing. And then the next one will be like, this is the panties of a woman with a large breast. Somehow the large boobs change the panties somehow.

I sell you panties all the time. What? Your panties? I sell you panties all the time.

You sell you panties? Oh, yeah. The internet is the vending machine. You know?

You know? There are ways you can satisfy your desire for panties. It's not? Not technically, but it's consensual.

There's a website I was on. Because you're sending body fluids through the mail. Right, exactly. Oh, it's like a health thing?

We're consending adults. You can smoke a pack of cigarettes tonight if you want to. I can get some used panties online. No, it's not panties.

It's against women. Not women's use panties. How about beds? You can send men stuff.

What? That's not fair. No way to say that. Are you serious?

The patriarchy at large. It's okay, the reverse. That is so bad. Don't quote me.

That's bull shit. We should look that up. Oh, my God. You can send used mail panties.

That's crazy. We used to sell them many, many years ago. And we'd have to, like some of our friends, wear them all guys, by the way.

Wearing female panties and then we'd ship them off. Oh, wearing guys wearing female panties. That makes more sense to me. Is everybody wearing some panties tonight?

Are you wearing panties? No, I'm not. You're not? Yeah, I'm not.

Oh, nice blue. There's Dave Mack. Dave Mack, you're my top. How about me?

Hey, that looks perfect. So sexy. Mine are black, like everything. Let me see.

Okay, okay. That's black. Black. Oh, hey, the Facebook camera could see that.

They're inside a compact. I do that a lot. I just don't pay attention and I've got intended. I put my pants on.

Yeah, that's really good. Those are practically yoga panties or something. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, I live in yoga pants.

Well, that's cool. All right. Well, you know, panty boys out there, whether you're judges or lawyers or doctors or artists

or whether you sell lingerie, you know, stay out of the hamper and call the therapist without borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute

or get Brianna Brooks panties. Exactly. Yeah, unless it's illegal. Well, I don't know.

I'm not going to address the legality of that. It's not like there's a victim. There's no victim. I only sell sending adults my panties.

Sending adults. And what is the most popular kind of panties that they are? They don't give a shit. They want me to come into the panties.

Oh, they want you to come into the panties. And I sent pictures and videos of me in the panties before I sent them out. Oh, wow.

That's really nice of you. I'm very accommodating. You send pictures of yourself. Man, everybody should send them out.

Celebrating self-love September anytime of year. Self-love September. All right. Every month of the year.

That's perfect. It's a side thing you could do. No, actually, I tried to, but then I didn't do the research properly

because I wanted to ask you. I'm glad because I wanted to make some quick money. I was putting on a freaking production of my own. We were raising money and people don't want to just give you their money.

So I'm like, I can sell you somewhere on the Internet. How hard could I be? Little do I know my idiot mind. I'm like, this is a lot harder than I freaking thought.

And then websites were trying to ask for my money. And I gave up. No, but what's your method as an entrepreneur? It's like, where do you sell?

Only fans. Only what? Only fans. Only fans.

Oh, that's the, I don't have fans. That's the problem. Only fans. So that's tight.

Dude. I was on a website where it was just a website for women to sell their used panties. And just, I don't know, maybe I suck.

Nobody bought mine. It was just, it was guys DMing me, just wanting like free conversation. And then I'd be like, okay, you buy the underwear.

Oh, and then they always tell me maybe next week, maybe next week. So it was just a bunch of like BS. And I gave up too.

I was like, fuck this site. It just sucks. And I just, I logged off of it. And I was like, this site sucks.

Well, there's nothing wrong with buying used panties. But don't dick ladies around, please. Yeah, don't. Do it or don't do it.

They're actually less dangerous than used cars. Yeah. That makes a lot of sense. I mean, in many, many ways.

I mean, and recycling, baby. You know, it's, hey, they're not made of plastic. Although it could be made of made materials. But cotton, I don't know.

It's a nice one. It absorbs the aroma. Much better. And the fluid that's hot.

All right. So that's enough about panties, I guess. I could tell one more story. One more.

One more story. Do we, do we have it? It could be the panty talk. Do you need to read that?

Okay. So when I danced at the last lady. So for Christmas, we would always sell our used panties and stuff like that to customers.

And so you talked about guys wearing girls underwears, right? So there's this one customer that I guess everybody hated and he liked this one dancer named Gidget. And so she hated him, of course.

And so she got, she told me that she got her boyfriend to wear her panties. And she said she like clipped some of his pubes and like put it in the panties.

She said her boyfriend was really gross. And so she just, I don't know. So then she gave the customer the underwear that she had that her boyfriend wore.

Oh my gosh. Yeah, that's what we did. So yeah, you should always be nice to sex workers. I think that's the more of a story.

I don't think, but Breanna doesn't do that. I'm legit. It's my pussy and my panties. Yeah, I'll say I used to do that.

Not I used to do it. You used to do it. You would wear the panties. I was one of the first sellers of panties, actually.

You're an amazing entrepreneur, right? Entrepreneur. No, that's a sleazy entrepreneur. That's what's wrong with this country.

We're polluted by greed and we're addicted strongly to heroin as they're making cheap scams. I own sex papers. Bring back authenticity.

Yeah, authenticity. Max was authentic. No, he wasn't. He would wear the panties and say that they were worn by some people.

Sometimes I'd wear them myself. You're implying that that gave better value or something. Wow. All right.

So I haven't given out the phone number. If there's anyone out there that wants to call and ask us a question, tell us a story, share a fantasy, tell us what's on your mind, in your heart,

or between your legs. Our number is 1-866-289-7068 or 626-46159-50. You got that?

All right. You can use your phone as a phone. I know you use it for everything else, but talking.

But this is a case in which we would like you to use your phone as a phone and give us a call. Talk to my fabulous guests. I have Brianna Brooks.

Pornstar. Well, yeah. She's a pornstar because she's been a pornstar. Once a pornstar, always a pornstar.

And now she's a MILF and she's making a comeback. So, you know, hey. And Alyssa Petit, who is a femcon. You know about femdubs, which is a femcon.

The median and performing at where? Philosophy, something? What was that called? Philanthropy.

Philanthropy, TBD. John helps produce this show. Yeah, we raise money for different charities, variety, comedy.

Well, it's a different charity. We pick it basically right before the show based on what's the most fucked up in the world at that point.

If there's like a hurricane or a shooting or like something, something, then we go with like that, you know? But the climate is always getting fucked up.

That's what I'm saying. There's an endless surplus of charity. Yeah, actually, yeah. Yeah.

All right. Well, the Impeach Trump campaign is going strong. It's time. I'm glad they waited, but it's good.

It's time. It's time. Are we ready? Let's go.

What? We're ready. We're ready. Peachment party.

Whoa. Oh, yeah. We'll have peaches and peach schnapps, right, and peach cobblers.

Peach everything. Everything will be peaches. Yeah, peaches. Yeah.

We'll listen to peaches. We'll listen to the music peaches. Everything will be peaches. So.

Sorry, maybe that's a bad idea. Speaking of celebrating, I heard you weren't wearing any panties. I'm not wearing any panties.

Does that mean you could celebrate by doing a little strip tease? Well, sure. I'm always open to that.

Oh, wow. That would be so fun. Of course. That's one time when I want music.

And Abe is here, so we're going to, I'm going to just take the time now to give Trump another space. We're going to hear that really nice stripper music.

Stripper music. Stripper music. Or it can be low and Romanical. Are we actually hearing stripper music?

No. That's like Disney music, what I just heard in my headphones. Am I hearing what everyone else is hearing?

Or I'm hearing. I think it's when I go over to Trump, I hear Disney music. Do you have a request?

Do you want an acapella? Okay. So I think we should. Well, I'm going to sit here.

Do you want to sit here with me? Alyssa. You should be here in front of us. Oh, for the dance.

We're in the audience. Okay. So now, did you have a request? Or should we just put on some stripper music?

Okay. So now the Facebook camera must be turned to something else. Oh, bye-bye.

It is. Bye-bye, Facebook. Watch us on DrSusanBlock.com slash live.

Live. Yeah. Okay. It feels good to witness art.

Yeah. It really does. And art of stripping, art of sculpting your body.

I love being naked. Wait, wait, wait. Here we go. I love being naked.

Oh, well we love you being naked. Thank you so much. And you, did you have to work to get your body back together after you?

Oh, yes. Lots of work. What's the secret? What's the secret?

I don't know if I'm supposed to say brands or not, but Beachbody. Beachbody. I'm a coach,

and I kicked my own ass. What is Beachbody? It's Beachbody programs. So it's like,

it's kind of like, I don't know, you just do a nutrition and workout program. It gives you access to all kinds of programs.

It has been amazing. And it's been the only thing that has gotten me back into shape. So.

So if we do it, we're going to look just like you, I guarantee. If you do it, yes.

I'll tell you that. I'll tell you that. So let's do it together. Wow.

Watch that music. Watch that music. Amazing. All right.

Well, let's give her another hand. Thank you. Okay, your turn now. Let's do it.

I was really told yesterday by a stranger that I dance like such a white girl. And I was having a good time.

Hey, so do I. Well, I don't know. Is that,

I mean, that could be a ballet dancer. I technically could. I don't know if that's what he meant.

Well, okay. So, maybe we should do

Pinopahville communion. Did you do that when we were here before? I think I did.

You did. I think so. Well, since you have such fabulous poops, can you be our first altar girl?

Sure. Okay. Yes. That makes sense.

So we're going to get the booze. Okay. So what,

what religion did you grew up with? Christian. Christian? Yeah, Christian.

Christian. Did you take communion? In any particular kind? Yeah, Christian means naughty.

Like what? Catholic or Protestant or what? Just, just out of curiosity.

No. Nanny would be so proud. Okay. So,

no. Okay. So you did communion. Were you an altar girl?

No. No. Now you're going to be one. So,

you have such a fabulous body. Could you be completely naked as an altar girl? Sure. You're just topless,

but I just think you're all shaved and so fabulous. I mean,

I would love that. Sure. Okay. Okay.

She said she loves to be naked. And she's, yeah. What a gift.

Are you kidding me? No, your body is amazing. You're gorgeous. I am proud of myself.

Oh wow, she actually had one of the dollars in her dress. Was that a real five dollars? No. No.

No. I'm sorry. I didn't have real five dollars to throw. Like I should.

Okay. Those are bonobo bill dollars though. They will get you all kinds of prizes. Really far in bonobo bill.

To sit here. Just try. Corner here. That's right.

Okay. Very good. And I should feel like I should offer my guess.

Would you like to take communion? It involves the licking of titties. Absolutely. Okay.

So you can get on this side. The licking of titties. Yes. You are the altar girl.

Okay. And we are the communers. Okay. So first we lick the altar.

Okay. Are you ready for this? Absolutely. You saw the

I saw John too. Yeah, I did. So here we go. I'm kind of jealous a little bit.

Really special titties. You're jealous? You want to lick? I mean I shouldn't offer that.

Okay. Okay. It's a three way. Oh now she's going to have glitter on her.

Oh wow. She has very hot nipples now. It's gotten harder. Wow.

Okay. So now basically we pour the salt. Well sprinkle the salt. Sprinkle the salt.

Special. Sprinkle. Sprinkle. I hope you like salt.

Okay. So this is the body is what we call it. You know, sort of like the wafer. Okay.

So now here we go. Relax your arms and. Oh. Okay.

Well you have to get sloppy seconds. Oh really? She took it. I was going to give you more salt but okay.

No I'm fine with sloppy seconds. I'm really dirty like that. Okay. It's gross and okay.

So now we're going to get waterboarding. Woo. Exciting. I'm terrified.

Well you should be. Okay. We got more to live. Oh it's a lot of salt.

Oh man. The salt went down there. We got more to live. More to live.

Oh wow. Okay. You go diving. Is that a part of the...

Okay. I just invented that. I improv invented more. You've invented multiple things tonight.

All right. So we're going to waterboard who first? If you... You want to get waterboarded?

Okay. Good looking. But show your boobs too. Oh the chicken cutlets.

Those are very funny. Yeah. Her boobs look nice. These are two sets of amazing boobs right on top of each other.

Yes. So you lean back. And now just lean back more. Okay.

And she gets waterboarded. Sunshine. She made it look so easy. So since your mom is watching.

I don't know. Do you want to go waterboarding? Oh I mean we don't really speak so it's fine. Okay.

Okay. Okay lean back. Get your hair in her pubes. Actually she has no pubes.

Okay here we go. And we... Alyssa Potique got waterboarded. Bonobo style.

Oh we have to make sure we lay her too. Because her friend and her roommate got laid so... That would be... She has to be laid.

Oh stop. You're all too good to me. Here. You got laid.

This might be the best night of my young life. Thank you. On the Dr. Susan Block show. Thank you.

It's an honor and a privilege truly. To get laid live on the air. Okay. And so me now.

Hey. Okay so you're going to waterboard me. And I'm going to just... Exciting.

Get right back here. So I'll pour extra of the green stuff. I've got a five dollar bill in my purse. It's so exciting.

Oh my god. Okay. Hey man and hey women. You got waterboarded.

Whoa. Huh. Okay. So.

I think she's strong. Now. Of course you are the alter girl. You've been serving us.

But now you get to receive. So. Yeah. Sure.

You can just skip the salt. Just sit down. And look beautiful. You are beautiful.

Okay. Put your knees down. She's so gorgeous. And lean back.

And lean back. Lean back. Lean back. Knees down so that we don't miss.

Oh. A part is even better. Okay. And here we go.

Open the mouth. She got waterboarded. Brianna Brooks. Yes girl.

And where's the lay? I think you can lay too right? Okay. And you got laid on the Dr.

Susan Block show. Picture of the whole show. This is such a great body. I know.

Amazing body. Such a great person actually in general. I don't mean to just talk about her

body. But let's talk about her body. This is Brianna Brooks. And look at this amazing.

Look at that ass. I mean excuse me. That is a perfect. Butt.

Okay. And. And this is a mom. I can't believe it.

I can't even. But curves. But you know just. Athletic and curvy.

Just smooth. And tan the California girl. The ultimate California girl. Where's the microphone so I don't

have to spank you for not talking on the mic. Thank you. I broke it.

I did. You're right. Oh no. Somebody better call wine one one.

No. It broke very easily. So. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't think there's any. Glassies. Hmm.

So. What were you saying when we were so rudely interrupted by a glass breaking.

That I had a nice ass. Oh yeah. Right. An amazing.

Ass. Can we see that ass one more time. Look at that. Wow.

I do like my ass. It's fantastic. Self love September. Self love and Brianna love

September. September. Yes. I love September.

Yeah. Just for self love September just pose like this. Fingers.

No on your pussy. Oh. Hmm. Happy self love September.

Brothers and sisters. Yes. Yeah. Make it happen.

Make it happen tonight. It's the last Saturday night of self love September. It is the last Saturday night.

Make it happen. Watch some Brianna Brooks clips on where do we watch them. Oh.

I'm all over the web. All over the web. Just Google Brianna Brooks. But you can really find the

recent step on OnlyFans. Bri Brooks XXX. Bri Brooks. Yes.

Right. That's me. Okay. Wow.

And. Are you still hanging out with that other cute girl that was like your sister.

No. I know. She was like my bestie. But no.

I've not hung out with her for a Hollywood. Yes. Heidi Hollywood.

I know. Oh my God. I love her. But no.

We have not been hanging out. I see she hasn't been on Twitter since 2014. So she's not hanging out with

everybody. Nope. She's doing her own thing. Oh okay.

Okay. Yeah. Okay. I miss her.

Yeah. Yeah. You were quite a team. I know.

You know. It's great to have you by yourself. Yes.

And let's give another hand for this beautiful. Thank you. Amazing milk.

Brianna Brooks. Thank you. Where'd my other guest go? You intimidated my other guest.

To such a degree that she's gone. Her bladder got caught. Oh my God.

She's getting ready for the finale. She's getting ready for her striptease.

Oh my God. She's getting ready for her striptease. Yes.

Yes. She's bringing out her bladder over the toilet. Wow.

Okay. She needs to do a striptease. Yeah. Yeah, she does.

Wait till she comes out and she's like, Would you say that you're a nudist?

Would you say that you are a nudist? I like to be nude. Yeah.

Yeah. Are you nude in your house most of the time? No.

Because I have my daughter. Right. Yeah. She rips her diaper off.

Yeah. You try to put clothes on and they take off. I don't know.

Yeah. She gets crazy. Where's the other one? All right.

Are you ready for your striptease? Okay. Let's do it.

Oh God. Striptease. Okay. Or you're getting ready

for your striptease. Let's do it. Okay. We're doing this.

Yeah. Oh God. Magic. I need like something.

What music would you like? No. It's got to be like something way harder than that.

Do you like rock? Yeah. What's a good rock song? Oh, I feel like you would

know, girl. Like help me out. You know the rock songs. Come on.

Fine. Just give me something banging. Put on some DMX or some shit.

I don't give a fuck. Let's fucking do this shit. Hookers and gangsters.

All I know is hookers and gangsters. I know hookers and gangsters. It sounds like a

saga. Oh, the cake stir. Yeah. There we go.

The cake stir. Yeah. The cake stir by Carmina Formosa,

inspired by the Bonobo way. Actually, this song was inspired by the

Bonobo way. And we are about to do it. Get it.

This is a demonstration on how much I hate my mother and also how white I am. Oh, is that?

No, I thought we... I want to dedicate this to you, mom. Okay.

This is actually a good song for that. Oh, good. And it gets you ready

for cake book, which is October. I don't know. I can't guarantee the dancing

will be very good. But I will put in an honest effort. I guarantee it.

It's going to be good. Oh, I guarantee I will work against that with everything that I have.

Here we go. Where's the music? Susie looks scared. I'm looking over there

to see what's going on with this music. Oh, okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. I feel like Dr. Susan Block

needs to get laid on her own show. Yeah, that's great. Oh.

They are really struggling. This is what happens when you hire men on your production.

Let me tell you. Every time I do that, it's a mistake. You're ballsy,

having men DP this shit. They're going to get all the weird angles. They're testosterone.

It's going to be horrible. Disrespect. Just own your look. No, you made this ugly,

you idiot. Okay. Sorry. Another song.

Is it the song? I'm not here to disrespect the staff and the family.

But also the comedian. It's a fine line. How about somebody sing? I'm not here

to disrespect the community. I'm not here to disrespect the staff. Just the community.

No. We always have music when I don't want it. We have music all the time

when I don't want it. Do you need me to sing? I'll do it. No, here we go.

I think this is odd. You can strip sing. Okay. This is such like

and singing. That's a legitimate dance. This is like a, like a,

I spend my summers by the lake strip tease music. Let's do it.

Yeah. I want to do it for Lescat. If you want to do it for the sound.

Oh. A bad example. I don't know how to do this. Be like, hey.

Okay. I'll throw dollars on you. I'll throw dollars. I'm not supposed to do that.

You made me do this. I made you. She wanted the left hand. She was asking for it.

Whatever, baby. Yeah, baby. Yeah. I just can't deliver the,

I can deliver the lap. I can't deliver the dance. Thank you. You're so teeny tiny.

I could put you in these big pockets on my fucking pants. Put me in your pocket, girl.

I fucking could. I'll be your pocket doctor. I like how you changed pocket pussy

to pocket doctor. Oh, sorry, baby. Oh. Well, Twitter.

Whatever. I don't know. Oh, there we go. Love you, baby mama.

I'll never let it go. This ain't the right part of the song. I wish it on alternative life.

I feel like I see a lot of relations between born and comedy and I envy you in a lot of ways.

And I also envy you because we can't all be telling mom when we grow up, right? She's my goal in life,

but I don't know. It's probably not going to happen. I really do hope my mother is not watching this.

No, this will be great entertainment. At least then maybe she really will stop trying to contact me.

I hope she is that she can see her daughter releasing her inner bonobo. No, yeah.

I'm really excited to watch the documentary. Am I done yet? Did I do what I was supposed to do?

Did I fulfill the contract that I signed? Oh, a record player. Like by an actual record player. I really get sunshine streak.

Okay. Does that mean the music is over? The music is over. The music is,

you know, I love it that this show is constantly playing music when I don't want it

and when I do, it's like we can't play it. It doesn't work. Okay, but let's give a huge,

big, big, warm hand to Alyssa Plotik. Oh, I think so. Thank you.

And thank you for ever changing it back to you, Mesh. Amazing white girl dance. I mean...

Thank you. Amazing. I don't know. That was a great dance.

Really? You felt it? I felt it. I felt it. I was putting emotion into it.

I'm glad it turns into... I melted emotionally, sapiosexually, sensually.

Thank you. Yeah, it was awesome. And the professional also, can we have a professional

analysis? It was awesome. It was awesome. I can die now.

Thank you. Both of you. Wow. No, really.

That was good. Here. Very sexy. I love it.

And FYI, I hope my mom wasn't watching either. I'll take it. I don't care about your mom.

I hope your daughter wasn't watching. No, she's not watching. She's watching TV. That's good.

Your mom, you know, she can use a little excitement. Right? She really could, honestly.

Yeah. All the moms. The kids got to learn some time, right? It's a good education.

So, everybody, what time is it? Max, you're in front of the time. Oh, it's only 1146.

Okay. Well, then we have, you know, like nine minutes.

You want to talk about your books? Or is that bad to say? I don't know. Talk about what?

The books, you know. The books. Yeah, always. Like the accounting?

I don't want to give everybody. Sorry. Bad suggestion. No.

No, actually, I mean, books? I don't know if I should talk about books right there.

What, what books? Well, at the end, she only talks about these books. Yeah, but it's not that quite the end yet.

We got nine minutes. That's why we're talking about books. She just wants to get spanked. That's why I'm saying these things.

Oh, you want to get spanked? Yes. Why do I need getting spanked? Because I'm the one person who doesn't like...

I think Sunshine needs to be spanked. She was literally begging for it. It was quite... I think you should get across all of our laps.

Yeah. But you have to be... I kind of wait a lot to be just plopping myself on you guys' laps. We clearly all work out.

Stop it. Yeah. Right across there. Just dive on over.

Yep, dive. Yep. Okay. Down, down.

Okay. And yeah. Now, we'll be back.

Microphone there. Yes. All right. Oh, good.

I have a very low tolerance for pain. No. So we're going to... Excellent.

We're going to... And they also have IBS. So don't just go spank, spank really hard all the time. Okay.

They're just warm. You know, we've got to warm it up. Oh, that's just the... Oh.

That's just to make sure it's there. Oh, God. Okay. So that's the problem.

Yeah. You know, you do get read easily. I know. Yeah.

I bruise like a banana. There's no bruises. It's just red. You'll see tomorrow.

I can show you tomorrow. There'll be bruises. Handprint. Wow.

What do you think of this ass? You being an expert on asses. Nice. Nice piece of meat you got there.

Oh, God. What's going on? Oh. You'd be a delicious steak, girl.

This isn't in my job description. I'm surprised. Oh, look at these fingernails. Wow.

Very nice. Leopard fingernail. Okay. Would you like to get a spank in there?

I thought you'd never ask. Get in there. Spank in there. Damn.

You would be a great steak, girl. Steak? I don't get it. I'd be a great steak.

It would be delicious. Like a pecan, huh? Oh, sorry. No, it's okay.

Well, we're just talking about the meaty quality. And it's nothing to do with being vegan. Very nice. Very nice.

All right. Well, we didn't hit you too hard in here in the street. No, you didn't. You didn't.

Ah! It's red. Oh, my God. Yeah, it gets red.

Well, I got to even it up. Ah! I didn't think doctors is a good hit hard. I didn't think so.

I underestimated her hitting ability. Now I'm squeezing. It's nice. And let's give a big hand to Sunshine.

Woo! Oh, sorry. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, I forgot to say.

We are now on a few new platforms, including Spotify. And we're on SoundCloud. And we're on iTunes. And we're on Stitcher.

And PodBeam. PodBeam. PodBeam. Like a bean.

Bean. Bean. Right. And Pirate Stations.

And a couple of Pirate Stations. Right. And that's this show. It's on all these stations now.

And we're really excited. I mean, obviously we're on Facebook, except you can't see very much. And you can always watch us on doctorsusunblock.tv or doctorsusunblock.com slash live.

And also in the Bonoboville Lounge. Or on any of your devices. Well. You can hear it.

Any of the devices. You can hear it. And sometimes you can see it. Okay.

And sometimes if you've got one of those scratch and sniff devices, you could smell it. Except, you know, that you might end up losing your judgeship over that. So I don't know if you should really smell this show to, you know,

inhale it too strongly. But in any case, now we're almost done. So let us know where people can find you, guests. Where do you, what do you got coming up?

Where can people find you? What do you want to be when you grow up? Oh. Comedy shows coming up.

Next week I'm going to be at the Portland Comedy Festival. And I know there's a lot of freaks in Portland. So maybe some of you are watching. Portland.

Yeah. I'm going to be there the first through the fifth next week. Got a show in two weeks coming up at Sal's on Melrose. It's for charity.

We're going to figure it out before then. There'll probably be another shooting, unfortunately, or something atrocious. Oh, no.

Donate to. It's unfortunately just the world we live in. And we're going to try to make it a little bit better. And yeah, follow me on Instagram at CompletePotete.

So that was an underscore, by the way. I'm not good at that. Okay. So our friends in Portland or around Portland,

like Michael Donnelly and Chelsea and Jeff St. Clair, you got to go check out Elizabeth Potete. Okay. And also Del Ray.

He's in Portland or near Portland or something. Del Ray, go see Elizabeth Potete. Yeah, for sure. Okay.

So, yeah, Brianna. I'm on Twitter. So if you could find me on Twitter, Bri Brooks XXX and then Onlyfans.

Onlyfans is the same thing. Bri Brooks XXX. So that's where you can find me. All my sexy naked selfies and solo videos.

And sex with other people. Hey. Yeah. So I think we should give Trump a spanking as part of our spank

celebration. Okay. Here's some spanking tools. One spanking tool.

Anybody want this one? There's two spanking tools. Give me my book. I'm going to spank him with the pedobo.

Yeah, that's good. Spank some sense into it. Spank it with some knowledge. Yeah.

We should celebrate impeachment. That's what we're celebrating. But we don't have any peaches, so I'm going to spank Trump.

Well, it's impeachment to start. Because I believe that my voodoo is working. I've had this Trump voodoo doll for over two years now. And are you going to get him for me?

Oh, okay, sir. Yeah. Are you going to get him for me? Yeah.

Just, yeah. There you go. Okay. So now let's see.

Should you want the head or the balls? Definitely the balls. The balls. Thank you.

Oops. So now, and this is his little mushroom Mario Cart Pee Pee that Stormy Daniels described. That's very generous.

So now we are, and he's gagged. Of course he's under gag order with a penis pacifier. There's a little pee pee in his mouth. And so we're sticking that in there so that he can't speak

because we don't want him to speak. We are filthy mouthed wives. And we are spanking this pussy ass bitch with the bonobo way. That's what I aspire to be when I grew up a filthy mouth boy.

I want someone to describe it. You got a filthy mouth boy. She spanked his dick off. Man, she's a superstar on this show.

She spanked his dick off. Yeah. Yeah. Whack.

Whack. Whack. And we are celebrating impeachment. We don't know what's going to happen,

but it's got to be better than this. Well, actually it could be worse, folks. So let's try to keep focused. Let's try to make this happen.

Let's try to go back to a more sane way of doing things, but not just go back because you know what? This screwed up society is what produced the Orange Nightmare. It's true.

We need to be more bonobo, basically is what it comes down to. Empower the females, but help the guys to feel good, make peace through pleasure, be more ecological, eco-sexual, and follow the bonobo way.

And yeah, the rich people have too much. Too many billionaires. Bernie Sanders, 2020. Yeah, Bernie Sanders.

We love Bernie. I mean, I'll vote for Liz. And partly I like Liz more because Sally Bowens is going to play her in the porn parody. That's amazing.

But you know, I would vote for my garbage man, really, to make the Trump-Pocalypse change, just change. I know he's not the source of all the problems, but he's the source of so many.

And the whole family, the whole Trump crime family. Get out of here. All right. So, oh, the fetus fell off.

Everything is gone. It wasn't meant to be. It wasn't meant to be. So, as for you, my darling viewer, listener,

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