Bunny 420 Passover Honey!

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. Artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, Easter bunnies,

and Passover kinksters, and 420 sex pots.

And of course, earth lovers, almost Earth Day. We have so much to celebrate, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, and a surprise birthday as well. So don't you go nowhere, because we are broadcasting live from the new

little church of the Bonobo Way. It's a love church, and that's why the Coroset is in a heart. And yes, we are in the new Bonoboville, and we are in the womb room, baby. It's my Volvo puppet and Jesus is in there. Yes, indeed, because we are celebrating Easter Eve,

Passover, with the Seder, which actually goes with Easter, because Jesus celebrated the Last Supper, is really the Last Seder, right before that fateful kiss. That was a bad kiss. That wasn't a Bonobo kiss.

Not all kisses are Bonobo kisses, but we are going to have a Bonobo celebration of the spring holidays. Oh, yes, indeed. Yes, yes. With the sacred Manashevitz, which has a rosary around it. Yep. And

I'm here to say the least. The egg is an Easter egg, but as you can see, it is burned properly for Passover. Yes. And and we do have the the bitter herbs, which look like a ice cream parfait, right? But it's a poison parfait, brothers and sisters. Ooh, have some.

Yes, it's delicious. Yes, baby. Oh, you know, you want to eat it. You know, it looks so sweet, but it's bitter herbs. And to make up for it, we have stoner herbs. Yeah, or boner herbs, you know, because they are a good aphrodisiac. And because I have this respiratory issue

related to Trump and climate change in general, which is related to Earth Day and how we have to do the Green New Deal or something before my matzah falls off the table. And so Mr. King of Cannabelli

made me these delicious herb brownies, which I won't eat until I say prayer. Because this is a prayerful day. Yeah, look at Jesus right here in

in the plate, right? We've got the plate and it's got the Da Vinci Jesus looking good, but you know, it's all really for Easter about the Rez erection and yes, we got your Rez

erection right here. Mm-hmm. This is the Jesus Jackhammer dildo and it is made by Divine Interventions, my favorite dildo company. And this is actually the best dildo that they make,

definitely the best. And you know, the Jesus is right now in the vulva puppet made by the wondrous vulva puppet people and

Dory Lane and Jesus is going to rise. I don't know if Facebook can see Jesus rising. So I'll face this way and Jesus is rising Up to heaven. Oh

He's so heavenly. I just want to lick him. Mm-hmm. And then we put him back you know and in and out and in and out and now when he's in the vulva puppet, we say Jesus is in her now Can I get an amen?

Amen. Can I get an A women? Yes, indeed brothers and sisters. Oh, yes Hallelujah, we are here to celebrate the Rez erection of

Well, mostly Jesus, but actually he wasn't the first God, you know the first to resurrect himself Before there was the holy son Returning to his heavenly father

There was a holy daughter Returning to her holy mother and I think I should get the vulva puppet out of my crotch for this so anyway this is the story of

Persephone and demeter and Should we act it out a little bit? Yeah, sure. Okay, so I have so I don't have any guests tonight Okay, I have a satyr with no guests. I love it, but I do have my in-house people

Because the place is too much of a mess y'all so there is I don't know who you're showing right now Okay, so there is blossom my show assistant in the purple bunny hat and That's blossom. She's on Facebook actually and she is responding So if you want to say things on Facebook live, we are broadcasting live on Facebook live and

And so you could you could text something or write comment call us call us You can also call us our telephone number is two one three. No, it isn't six two six four six one Five nine five zero. It is a new number. So I have to be forgiven for forgetting And if you want to call our eight six six number and we'll pay for the call

it's one eight six six two eight nine seven oh six eight and You can wish us the happy Easter pass over for 20 or We can talk about

Are you a victim of religious abuse? We can talk about it. You won't go to hell for it, but you just might feel a lot better You know, there's lots of occasions of religious abuse, but I personally love religion I I love a lot of religions many many religions and of course I do them in my own kinky way

so Also my new Editorial assistant. Yes. Oh my god, and she's going to sing for us later Yes, yes, she is she's going to sing she doesn't know that but now she knows and this is Shannon

Sweet sweet Shannon is my editorial assistant and believe it or not. She can write and edit and all that stuff Yeah, believe it or not. I mean she looks like she's too pretty to be able to do anything, but she she can do that So there she is in her bunny ears and there's Blossom and I've got two little bunnies and I love it and

They're they're so cute together. Wow. I feel like I should horn in on that But you guys are gonna bring chairs up here so you can horn in with me and get everybody horny so Anna is also here Anna come on up and say hello because Anna Anna is my culinary assistant because I mean come on I can't do this all by myself even my mother didn't

Okay, so everybody come around That's right. Oh, yeah Okay, so Anna Miguel oh hi Miguel. He's not wearing any ears though, but he can come up. Yeah, okay, so

Miguel can play Hades. Yeah. Yeah. Oh very nice. Okay, this This is quite a tableau This is a beautiful tableau. We're very fond of ourselves. Can you tell? Okay, and and yeah, we don't have guests and we're sorry about that

But we hope you're as fond of us as we are of ourselves. Okay needs guests When we have ourselves we got more bunnies than that. So how about we have Anna play Demeter because you seem very earth mother-y okay, and

And let's see which you want are Who's gonna play Persephone who wants to play Persephone? You're gonna play Persephone. Okay blossom and so You are going to be her girlfriend and you're gonna have several parts. So in the beginning

Persephone and her girlfriends symbolized by one girl being Shannon it's our are playing in the in the meadow and Having fun and then Hades Comes along the man. He's the cause of all the trouble

And so you grab but not too hard blossom blossom is Persephone and you're gonna abduct her abduct okay Anna has to translate

Okay Right, okay, so abduct abduct. Okay. How about yeah, how about Yeah, okay, so you could no no no no not Demeter wouldn't abduct maybe we can have actually what we could have No, Demeter is is here here. Here. You guys all right, you know, I gotta go with the flow

All right, so Demeter abduct no no so Anna is now playing the part of Hades who abducts Blossom who is Persephone and takes her down to hell Hades death She's basically dead

But she's the queen of hell. What did you just drop in the hell? Oh? You went down to hell. Okay, so anyway, there you are down in hell and And Demeter is very upset now. You're the mother. You're the mother, but you you're not with her Okay, you want to be the mother. Okay, you be the mother. Oh

Your daughter right Cry loud so people can hear That's good. That's good That's very good. And and so Zeus doesn't care. He's her. He's actually the mother the father of

A Persephone as well as the brother of Demeter So, you know, there's a little incest going on here but this is a Greek pantheon they were really kinky and Wild, but they had a lot of good lessons about life that they taught us and

Their gods and goddesses were not perfect and Demeter here is just so distraught that she turns all Of the earth here. We are with the earth to Shit

Basically she she creates winter that didn't exist before it was always spring it was always beautiful and she created winter and Zeus who had said before, you know Hades go ahead, you know, take her who cares. Yeah between us boys We were good with you take and blossom. I mean

Persephone Prasapina to the Romans by the way, but Demeter has her power she has negotiating power and She

basically Says, okay, you're gonna do that. I am going to make the earth Baron I am going to make all the crops die. I'm gonna make all the animals die I'm gonna make everything bad. It's like climate change and

So Zeus goes whoa, wait a second. I got to do something He's smarter than obviously some people who deny climate change and he didn't deny it and in fact he negotiated Basically and there's this whole thing about the six pomegranate seeds, but that's kind of arithmetic so we're just gonna get to the point where the

Agreement the negotiation they're like bonobos in a way in this sense They negotiate an agreement where Persephone spends six months in hell with Hades and six months on Earth I love the music very nice with

Her mother and when she first comes back to earth That is the resurrection of Persephone. So now you are Demeter and Yeah, not asked first though blossom Maybe turn around right. I mean, maybe she did come out of the earth ass first

I don't know but here she comes up and you embrace and yes you are again together and this is One of the original Resurrection myths there's another one with Dionysus

But and Dionysus very much like Jesus too But I like this one because it's girls and girl power girl power. Can I get an amen? Can I when I was weak? Can I get an a-women a women? Let's have it again. Can I get an a-women a

Women? Yes, now, you know, I love you boys. I do I love guys I'm married to one and I also love a lot of guys Some of which are in this room, but a lot of you are out there anyway

But you know, I I just want to give the girls some credit here because this myth is All about the goddess and I think you know, it's it's probably got very very old sources And and so I like to recall it that before there was the holy son Rising to meet his heavenly father there was the holy daughter rising to meet her mother

And her earth mother Demeter series to the Romans. Okay, let's have a hand for our Comedia erotica troupe featuring blossom as Persephone and

Shannon playing two parts as both the nymphs and and also Demeter and Anna as Well, she started as Demeter, but then she became Hades because Miguel, you know And he's Miguel is too respectful basically to be Hades, which is a good thing. So

Okay, that's that's cool and Praise be to God above us and who is God above us? Marilyn well, I am simply the high priestess But Marilyn is above us and she looks like she's you know coming from the other side

And that is what this holiday is very much about Coming from the other side the mysteries the Eleusinian mysteries were performed in ancient Greece and We have our own mysteries here in the womb room and

And yeah, we go bonobos. So all right. We go bonobos. Let's get rid of that piece of paper And yes, there's something about eggs of Esther or East. I don't know Yeah, okay, so shooting right now is my husband and

Co-conspirator collaborator Captain max somebody should get a shot of him though in his bunny ear hat because it's amazing No, no, well, don't do that. Don't do that. He looks so cute I love it. You're gonna have to wear that to bed, honey

Because it's a mitzvah to have sex on Passover. Well aware of that. That's right Yes, indeed, and I am wearing my priestly robes My talit for those of you who know what this is. It's a very important holy garment and

Trying not to be too blasphemous But you know one person's blasphemy is another person's ecstasy So what can I say it might be blasphemy to some of you that I even mix the religions like this Including the religion of 420, which is something I think more people are

Celebrating than anything, but yeah Yeah, so I'm also wearing a star of David that was made by Prisoners in twin towers Right my star of David made by prisoners. They usually make crosses

They made me a star of David and I'm wearing a nice cross gothic cross and What else do I have here? Oh? yeah, my Just went hot. I heard Margot. Oh my locks at veritas panties, which you know if you know the Yale motto it's

Lux at Veritas, so this is you know just a little Judaica of Yale Locks at Veritas. We don't have any locks here though. It's too fishy so Yeah, okay. I am channeling the spirit of the great

Bonobo spring Easter Bunny alien 420 matzah goddess And miracles will occur tonight, I know they already have that was a great little reenactment so

Yeah, Passover. I've always loved Passover not as much as Poram that's my favorite holiday and I just think these eggs of Esther have something to do Easter Esther, I don't know there's some relationship, but but yeah

I like Passover because there is a lot of wine and and you know ritual and Yeah, it's 11 percent Alcohol content Wow Manashevitz Somebody should pour it into my glass

So that I can give the first toast who wants to do that girls I'll do it. I need a bunny. Okay, so it's also 420 Bunny and now hold up the 420 items. So Really I also remember my first puff of pot

Which relates to Passover because it was in the Bible closet of my synagogue seriously and it the Bible closet was kind of like an attic above the sanctuary and So I saw the rabbi going back and forth while I'm there puffing and trying to hold it in and and then oh

I should tell you the boy who gave me my first puff of pot was named buzz Yeah, that's true so Okay, yeah, thank you

So unlike Christmas and Hanukkah, which have really nothing to do with each other except capitalism Easter and Passover are very much related you should come up here to just sit on the chair or stand or You know, I know you're wearing high heels. So Yeah, the first

Oh, here's a better plate. Someone can hold the plate. Maybe Yeah, this is Jesus at the Last Supper and this is a Seder It's you know, he's sharing his body and his blood and His blood of course is the wine his body is the wafer

You know the Catholics eat wafers for communion, but I think it was originally a matzah Or they're related Matzah, they both taste terrible really. I mean they both taste like nothing Not not not good, but we dress them up here in the womb room. So

Right here is, you know, we're not going to get into too much Da Vinci code, but I think this is Mary Magdalene it's a very girly-looking apostle and And and you know the guys are kind of going stay away from him

He's ours because Jesus was probably bisexual. That's my feeling and and very Very loving but people get jealous and that's all over the Gospels actually so yeah, he was

Bisexual, ecosexual and Probably not celibate in my humble humble opinion He was probably, you know in a in a nice Something maybe married after all if he was a rabbi like he supposedly was you know

He would be married and probably to Mary Magdalene She is his lover. She washes his feet. She does all these things. She puts oil on him and You know probably the good parts are left out just like the Mueller report, you know They cut those things and we don't even get to see the the excised parts

So first we'll do a prayer over the wine whoever wants wine get it grab a glass and then maybe we'll Anna, can you get us some glasses? You're my culinary assistant, you know You know probably all those Christians that I mean they weren't Christians yet. I

Seem to have had basically, you know Jesus's body and blood. I think it was an orgy Myself and that's why there was a kiss. They only left the kiss in and so what the hell is this guy kissing this guy? probably because they were all doing a lot of stuff and And okay, here we have some glasses. So let's let's pour people some wine

These are from California shepherds wine. It's very sweet and something like 13% alcohol I don't know. It's yeah, let's try not to spill it all over my pastel colors Yes, as we pour it, I just want to explain this is the green vegetable. This is the Seder plate Actually, this is a nice picture of the Seder plate

Right here Yeah, and of course there you can see that it's very Everyone looks very stern in that picture Unlike us. They all look unhappy. They're probably gonna be victims of pogroms any minute now

But but you know, they're they're they're having Passover. They're doing their thing I need to put can you put the bonobo way like on this? Can you do that? What do you need? Just what I don't want to have to hold this

Yeah, that's right Very good. That's why she's my editorial assistant. She helps me with books Okay, so this is the egg represents Resurrection rebirth or birth just birth period and it's burned for God knows what reason or goddess knows but

That's the tradition and this is supposed to be the shank bone but Well, it's a lamb chop But you know lamb is the thing lamb

is the lamb is Jesus and the lamb is also probably The kind of blood that they put on their door When they wanted to God to pass over that's where the word pass over comes from Because God was killing all the Egyptian children the firstborn terrible thing plagues are terrible

We're gonna get to those and so we have the bitter herbs and we have the boner herbs and We have the carot set which is really delicious. I think and so now we're gonna have the wine everybody have their wine and

I'm gonna do a little Hebrew prayer and I'm gonna pull the mic away from me because I can't sing and then we're gonna have a What was that? All right, that wasn't me singing That that was the interference. That was me coughing actually the wires. Sometimes I do sound like that a little bit

But not tonight. Okay, so Baroka tyroni Eloheinu melech olam Baray pari ha-gha-fen Amen Oh

Women You're supposed to drink the whole cup the whole cup supposed to drink four cups of wine drink up It's crazy. It's absolutely Insane what you're supposed to do a

Lot of drunkenness on Passover, but I'm not drinking the whole cup Okay, I Okay, so now back to Mary Magdalene We are going to have that's good

Now that you're all a little drunk a little song from Jesus Christ Superstar

Who are you? What do you think you are? Jesus Christ Jesus Christ who are you what have you sacrificed? Okay, so do we have the music or? Oh, we're gonna do I don't know how to love are we gonna have the words to

Okay, this is Shannon sweet I can sort of Lightly join you. It's way too high for my out Just arrived at Lord, but then I'll sound like I'm Hades or Judas or something. Okay?

Okay. All right, and you're Mary Magdalene too. Whoops, and you're we're all Mary Magdalene Okay, we do Jesus is so sexy. I mean look at him distributing the matzah He is sexy as hell by the way the model for Jesus was actually the Pope's Pope innocence He wasn't so innocent the Borgias. It was

Cesare Borgia the model for Jesus Obviously Jesus if he existed must have been some kind of swarthy type Semitic guy

but you know this look of Jesus is from Cesare Borgia the son of Pope I

Think Pope innocent is it is it Pope? I'm not sure it's the Pope that had orgies I mean one of the popes that had orgies. Okay, so now we're not sure about where we're at Okay, how does Moses make coffee he bruised it I know that's really bad. I got it from Twitter. It's just for this moment. You know a moment where I'm waiting

Okay, okay Here we go now And now Okay, I've got a microphone all right

Technical discussion nothing Here we go Is there a Jesus sleeping down there The music is starting

Yes, really changed in the Like someone Go closer Because yeah, well, no no no no no no here because of Facebook hold him like this. So hold his his head

That's so many men before in many

Different ways He's just one more Should I bring him down? Should I scream and shout?

Should I speak up let my feelings? What's it all about Alfie if he said he I'd be lost I couldn't go Just couldn't go. Oh, I can't cope. We love the word

Like we love you Jesus little commercial right there. Okay in between the Jesus talk, okay? Every show He scares me so I Wanted so we apologize, but

That was our first scene through Yeah, yeah, it's kind of a trio, but Shannon definitely took the lead on that So let us applaud our Easter Bunny Mary Magdalene by the way Mary Magdalene who's the first person that Jesus appeared to when he came back to life

his favorite Easter Bunny Mary Magdalene then he saw his mom and then the guys He didn't see the guys until after the girls guys all tonight. Oh, you know Yeah, and the guys did deny him the girls didn't do anything

Except love him Yes Yes, who's applauding more applause. Yes Yes, indeed. Okay, so now

We Have some more rituals, but I think we should get the thing that you were talking about Blossom Or Anna could get it and bring it in that we're getting that has something to do with a particular person here Who might be related to Jesus?

I know Max is related to Jesus because the daughter of Mary Magdalene that she probably had came over to the south of France and Then of course there were the crusades of Christians against Christians Which was a pope against the Cathars down in the south of France and then they moved over to Italy Where they became the philangeries the sons of Andrui because Andrui was the area of France that they came from and they always

Said that yeah, they love Jesus He's my daddy well my great great great great granddaddy and the church didn't like that So they killed a lot of them, but you know They would do things like sign their name with an X which is where we maybe get X rated

How about it Jesus? Mmm. I do love Jesus. I know some of you think I'm being blasphemous and I'm sorry But anyway, okay, so we are almost ready for lots of things But we're bringing in something special

And happy birthday Oh By the way, that's not But it is a classic birthday cake. Happy birthday. Okay, so now somebody can sit in the cake

Okay Here is Moses in the bulrushes with the Egyptian princess I'm discovering that's right sounds suspicious. There was a pharaoh who kept out, you know who killed all the the Hebrew babies

Well, then he got his later, but for a time there. He was a bit Trumpish and so the mother of Moses put him in this basket just like an Easter basket and Sailed him down the river and the Egyptian princess found him and raised him and that's how he became the prince of Egypt

Somebody likes their Manichevitz. All right, so now we're going to do a BDSM ritual I'll say thank you very much. That was very cool. I don't have a speech, but I

Appreciate it. We love you. Thanks for a great pass over in Easter and every target for Everything happy Passover in Easter and happy juxtas birthday. Happy 420 Yes So

Let's see so the bitter herbs represent the suffering of the slaves Because supposedly there's no historical evidence of this the Hebrews were slaves in Egypt or they made it all up just to get sympathy I don't know but supposedly they were and the Harosa is to represent the

mortar That they were forced to make to build the pyramids or something or sphinxes or I don't know but anyway, we can eat some of it and We should let's let's eat some of it and and then this is the parsley the green vegetable and

Let's see what let's start with that Will you feed it to me, please? Yeah, okay So anybody that wants it most people don't want it, but go ahead Okay

Okay Women was just soaked in It's soaked in salt water. You're supposed to put it in salt water Everything tastes better in salt water including these eggs

Eggs the whole hall all the holidays are about eggs it seems in the spring eggs Which makes sense, you know because things hatch in spring So now we're going to have some nasty stuff This is the bitter herb

Okay, so I'm going to give it to you on some matzah you can have just a little bit of matzah because the matzah tastes terrible and And you dip it into this little Poisonous herb

Yeah, yeah, not much. It's gonna kill you. No, not really. I mean, I don't mind it But some people do who else wants bitter herb? Okay, it's you and me Shannon, yeah, that's right. Oh, you don't go ahead double dip, baby Mm-hmm, but we'll cut I don't I don't hate him. I'll tell him boy. I pray my rule or

Hmm It's actually pretty good Hey, man, and hey women Okay, so now that we've done the bitter herbs we're gonna do the other kind of herbs that's the good herb

So if anyone has what's a spark one up? I am not Smoking but I am eating So who wants to share my? Juxley catabelli brownie

Look he sparked one up the birthday boy Well, we need what we need is a light Light to spark it up. Oh We need a light very important to have a light when you're gonna smoke anyone

Thank You Miguel. All right, bro. Cut out or not. Hello. Hey, new Malacal um, oh come on over here Jux with that boray peri

for 20 Excuse me. This is juxtaposed to Work with us many years ago. He was our editorial. He's one of the best editors that we've ever had actually

Very good Thank you. No, really. Yeah, look at those shoes. Yeah, his writing is not great, but his you know Wow His punctuation is like home great his writing is great. Okay. He's okay

So What are we up to? Okay? Where did I'm just kidding for Stephanie went down to hell. Don't cry. I'm kidding Yeah, there's one of the best that it is we've had. All right, so this is a important part of

The ceremony That was actually taught to us by an orthodox rabbi This is the BDSM. Is somebody tweeting and twatting over there or what's going on with that? Are you tweeting and twatting? Blossom

Okay, yeah, there's no space. Okay Let them know that we're very up to date and we can answer their tweets Right moment here Where's that a post?

You Anna So we had a post that said children veterans networking CBD is Hemp hi Susan. Thank you for being for becoming a friend connection and information And are you looking for the best CBD oils? No, that's an advertisement. Oh

My goodness All right No, I'm not not from you. Anyway, I already get it. Oh Before we go to the scallions we should have some carosa because this is actually pretty good

They wanted free advertising. We don't thank you Although it's going to be messy, but it's really good. I made it Have some of this because I made it Everything's looking good

Yes Your herb, I can't get up. No, you can't get up now All right Come on over

Come on To the sexuality superhero the one and only beautiful doctors who's involved who changes the world every day and every day with sexuality There's another commercial right there The other that one's for us not for CBD what happened to the guys that we paid to do

Okay here Sure that had more often. Oh, yes. Thank you very much Carosa Anna me help you make it

Come on over here The boss bunny Mr.. Boss bunny. Are you girls in to talkative to take some of this that I made it's good. It's sweet This is the only thing that she don't need it yet. It's good. It's got it's got nuts in it and

Stuff all right. Whoa. It's very up to date very host Little wine It's better when it's fermented. It's got nuts and honey and Wine and do you want some blossom? Oh, she's having the other herb

Okay, okay Barocha time and I'll hit him a lot of love for a paris Horoset I know I'm saying the wrong prayers here, but it's the thought that counts Okay, and now we eat it. Don't take pictures of me chewing

Is it good or what now? There's a tradition where you mix the bitter herb and the horoset, but that's kind of weird And if you want to we could do that, but this is the fun thing. Everybody's gonna get a scallion Did you get did you get one? Oh? I wish I could puff but you know, I don't want to have a coughing attack

Okay, so this is a ritual that You know how I'm into spanking I love spanking and whipping and by the way, thank you goddess Phoenix for my whip It is being used as a frame right now. Yes, and let's go to another picture Okay, that stuff is good

and So oh you like the horse around it. Oh, don't spill it on me. Okay, so now You know the taskmasters would beat the slaves kind of like past masters do they beat slaves and

And so this is a tradition that I learned from Rabbi Shmueli Botea an orthodox Rabbi who is actually now a Trump supporter One of his first shows was with us. Yeah, he did. He actually did three shows with

But that was all before Trump that was during the Clinton years and we were friends during the Clinton years and And he invited me to his house with Max and his family was there with all 47 kids well actually more like seven kids, but he was only like 37 at the time and he had more kids after that and his wife and

And they were all sitting around the stator table kind of like this but without the fun herbs and And without all the Easter stuff, but they they are Sephardic I grew up Ashkenazi, but anyway, they have this tradition where when you sing this song that Jews all know called Dianoo you smack each other

with the scallion and Usually the scallions break and then you keep smacking each other more and more and it makes everybody break up into laughter Which is fun and it's a fun way to deal with the the agony of Slavery well not that we're slaves. We're just telling the story. Okay, so we we're gonna

First let's let's kind of go in a circle. Let's let's try to be in a circle Well, you know, they would slap the shoulder I kind of go for the butt I go for the ass So let's where should we go? Should we be around here? Let's all be in a circle. So We can all be smacking and getting smacked come on over here. No, you're not in a circle guys

Okay blossom you're all the way over there Okay, okay, so Now here we are. Okay Eeloo eeloo. Oh, Tianoo. Oh, Tianoo me me try him. Oh, Tianoo me me try him die

Hey, new. Okay. This is where we smack each other. Okay, and died I ain't you died I ain't you died I ain't you They ain't you died I ain't you now you turn around and smack the other person Die die ain't you die die ain't you die die ain't you die ain't you And I tell her oh Tianoo at hot or a die ain't you okay now switch around, okay?

Yeah, I told you you break them. So that's why we have the leaks. Yeah You stay right there, that's what he said Who said you stay? Die die ain't you

How can I smack your butt when it's watch? Tianoo die ain't you die die ain't you die die ain't you die die ain't you die How does everybody end up smacking blossom? We're supposed to okay

I'm not obviously smacking you hard enough Oh, let's slap you then the new girl. Yeah, let's slap Shannon silly Well, she's slapping you cuz we're slapping her all right Yeah, baby all right, so

We are celebrating Easter Passover and 420 Okay The wine okay, so yeah, it doesn't yeah. Well, you know these are pretty strong scallions right here

Okay so Now have we done everything? I think I think I think we're just gonna have another wine and that's what we're gonna do Yeah, look at this. This is the

great Uh, yes more wine coffin that opens up into a coffin That would be good that opens up into an egg You have to be there. Okay. It was a good idea when I had it before. Yeah

So, okay We also have eggs Different kinds and we have chocolate. I don't know any given to us by our

Can we say no, yeah, but not the name not the name Who can we say gave us the name who can we say? Let me just say she's she's our she's our manager our manager. Yeah, and she's very nice very smart Yeah, she is

And yeah, yeah, it's good. She's like our patron saint And can you open this can I open this sure? Okay, I'm doing this. How do you open this? You know what that fan is doing? I need a I need a you're fanning the smell of onions into my

vicinity right now Never mind. Never mind. This is very high-tech I'm hiding my eyes thing on it. Okay. These are these are Japanese chocolates Darning doctor. They are Japanese chocolates. I'll have one and because chocolate. I don't know why chocolates are Easter

But I think they're Christmas too. I mean people just like chocolate. I need some scissors or I need women Okay, yeah This is the unbreakable This is

Okay, okay Oh Lord our God and goddess wait to you queen of the universe Can you I'm worth fruit?

Okay, the vine baby. Whoa, okay Amen and a women. Amen and a women. Okay, amen and a women We are here in the new bonoboville This is chocolate from from Japan and you have to eat it in a special way you either a Japanese prayer

I have to say no, no the prayer over the chocolate this Here That looks good much better than a taste one. Yes There's a lot of

Chocolate going on looks like it Anybody else would like a little piece of Japanese chocolate Yeah, this is a good Oh, it's much better than a tootsie roll

But it is soft And yes, okay have some of that chocolate. All right Here you go better than an Easter egg. I had a little better than the bunny Look at that, but not better than the brownie because the brownies got something extra. Oh

Wow Mm-hmm, you want some I gotta say We are celebrating for 20 and style fudge. We're not gonna have the matzah ball soup, but we have the jar But this has to go back into the refrigerator max. You had some of this last night

Was that this it was okay? It's not like no and same with the gefilte. It's not fluffy. It's got hard balls. Oh Yeah, the best of the fluffy balls Yes, you must try my fluffy balls when

When the oldsters made it was like fluffy fluffy fluffy balls fluffy Well, all right, so I think how much time do we have we haven't taken a break nothing Yeah, we haven't taken a break and we said we were going to but nobody told me to take a break So I didn't should we take a break or

Should we take a break at this point We could eat cake how about eating some cake how about some birthday cake Now juxtas birthday boy. That's what I'm talking about so I

Don't know if he should cut the cake Don't drop that cake What is what? You're also supposed to recline on Passover. That is one of the where is our silver cake server the things you do

You know And drink wine I'm 98% None of this plated stuff to feel like Roman emperors or something like that Look at this is my wife by the way

This is my husband by the way If you haven't met her yet, you're wondering about the guy with the purple bunny ear hat Yeah, he is the man. I married and then I'm still married to for 27 years and happy Happy happy happy

And so I don't know if she can be heard off the mic She has a mic, but she didn't talk into it. No because she talks, you know Don't me to say it. Yeah, you could say something say some Shannon. Well, Texas, right? Yes, I'm from Texas and tell me a little bit about what?

What's going on with you? Oh? We didn't do this last time. No, we just said you were from Texas Kind of left. She's there. She's an artist and a very good writer. Oh, thank you. Thank you You know unless she lied on a resume. You're supposed to be letting her talk. Oh, you know

I don't mind if someone talks for me, especially when they're complimenting So so why'd you leave Texas for LA? Yeah Because I had left for New York like two years ago and I lived there for a year and you know I liked it, but I got burned out so let's try LA now

Right good idea. Well, we're happy to have you turn out better sweet Oh, but but speaking of the anniversary last week if you haven't caught up last week was 37th your anniversary extravaganza. Oh, yes, right. We had an anniversary. You know anniversary special

I have we were married 27 years. You might not recognize Captain Max though without his captain hat I have known her since I got out of prison Cake now, of course, this is not kosher for Passover, but neither is the channel. No, they're fated Oh, no, we do have something

Those little there's no stars anymore. You know Speaking of special books like the Bible the What oh what oh Magazines no, I wasn't gonna talk about about our magazines. I'm gonna talk about the Mueller report

Oh, yeah, that first then talk about our man. Okay Well, our magazine is being censored by Amazon, but hopefully we're gonna get it published somewhere. Maybe Amazon We have a picture of Jeff Bezos as a dick Because his head is on the top of it

So, you know, but I don't know if that's The audience's laugh what a lovely audience. That's funny jokes lovely audience. They're laughing at my ears Traumatized all right, so the Mueller report the Bible of the day Heavily redacted just like the regular Bible, of course, but full of juicy stuff

Just like the regular Bible stuff that we kind of already know just yeah Anyway, we know That Trump and the Trump crime family and friends are all like lying obstructing criminals

but you know Mueller won't actually come right out and accuse them of a crime Exactly he kind of says Here's all the stuff they did and it's all pretty bad and some of it is

criminal and all of it is Unpresidential, but The collusion thing is a little weak and also keep in mind

Mueller Was hired by bush the worst okay the worst bush and there's a lot of bad bushes of the bushes Yeah, of all those bushes and I'm not talking about the burning bush that Moses I know this is the starting with Prescott the guy that hung out with Nazis and then

bush the elder who forgave all the Iran contra people and started our adventures in Iraq and Then of course bush the younger who really just outdid pops and grand pops by

Just committing what I call the rape of Iraq And starting a war invading a Country a sovereign country for no good reason lying and of course being puppeted by His dick what I mean is Cheney, okay?

yeah, and And we're still not out of Iraq and also Afghanistan We're still this is the longest war America has ever fought and And the greatest army that the world has ever seen

But it can't beat anyone in flip-flops because we don't want to all we want to do is explode ordinance and Pay a lot of money to people in the military industrial complex just like Eisenhower a great Commander kind of great, but the enemy he did warn us about that that was great of him But we didn't listen

Or the people empowered in the greatest danger the greatest the greatest danger is the military industrial complex your complex Greatest danger to humanity the greatest danger to earth The democracy love the earth you make love on you know climate change the worst offender is the military They are the worst consumers of and expenders and the most socialist all the polluting things they get

They get medical to get education well, yeah, I mean we should all get that we should all That's one thing this guy Yang says everybody's going to check for a thousand dollars I kind of like that this one guy is running for president that he's nobody even knows who he is who's that the gay guy Everybody says the gay guy. No, he's gay. He's the gay guy. They're probably half. Yeah. No, no, no

Another guy now another guy named yang yang yang, right? And he says everybody should get like a check for a thousand dollars once a month. Yeah guaranteed guaranteed, right? Spend it on opioids if you want you know

Spend it on good things spend it we should do it. Anyway, where did that come from? Okay, so Mueller Mueller is Not going to rock the boat. He's not a rock the boat kind of guy, you know, he is the one who hid bushes and dicks and

the FBI's involvement and Incompetence in 9-11 remember 9-11. Well, some of you were barely born, but we didn't ever we never really Found out what that was all about and that's partly because Mueller hid

The FBI is what the FBI knew what Bush knew It didn't come out partly cause of Mueller and all these liberals. They just love Mueller. They just think he's I don't know Jesus Well, Mueller ain't Jesus. Okay, but it is an interesting report I don't know if it's worth the 20 or so million dollars that we had to spend to get it

It certainly shows the Trump is is guilty of a lot more than Clinton He indicted them publicly Now everybody's after him. Yeah, yeah, because we now know so that he's a criminal

He's a thief and He's a fucking Nazi So let's impeach his orange ass. Okay. Let's just do that. I mean come on No, I mean we did it with Clinton and yeah, the Senate didn't pass the

Didn't force him out and that's at least let's go on record impeaching him If the Democrats have the spine which I'm not so sure about some of them do But you know Betsy Betsy says impeach impeach impeach you hear that come on Betsy So Betsy

I Just woke up actually going over to the Trump this And and pointing him out because we do have him here for our Passover Seder He is right here

Cigar whatever Here he is Clinton gonna peach for jizz. I mean yeah just for jizz a Little levered cigar. Oh my gosh. All right

Well, we have the Trump is What's going on here? Well, I don't know if it's a good thing to have a dog eating your balls, but Betsy's a sweet dog She's had enough of it. Okay, and he is gagged with an Easter egg. He's under gag order

Bonoboville because we're tired of the lies aren't we Betsy Betsy, this is Betsy. She's uh, give me five. Good girl Betsy Betsy Betsy so that's he give me five

Hey, come here Betsy You gotta give me five that's a good girl You don't want it. Okay, I think she's a little over well being in the spotlight also Trump disgusts her

That's he's going How much time do we have left five minutes Five minutes to Till midnight you have five minutes

We're gonna lose our batteries Okay, Betsy Countdown One hour and 11 minutes

I see so another 20 minutes. I'm more worried Are we off break now? We never took a break. What was this? Well, this was I wasn't a break certainly this this was part of the show. Oh, oh, we have eggs and the phone too Oh, yeah, okay, so everybody take one of these eggs

Take an egg so many take an egg Okay, everybody take one of these eggs We have a special egg thing Wait a minute, wait, what kind of eggs? Oh, yeah green for you know for 20

I don't know are we gonna Yes, it's kind of like this galleon thing only with eggs Okay, everybody come on over here Oh and by the way the banana is wearing a dunce cap because

I'm collusion Everybody's afraid of these eggs Okay, okay, I just wanted to let you know if you're watching

This is a reality television show Everything that happens here Doesn't stay here It goes out

Okay and one two I just Elder abuse Are we ending soon or what are we doing?

Shortly start winding up. Do a little advertising Ten minutes ten minutes ten minutes Dr. Suzy, you have ten minutes. So yeah the magazine we're gonna publish it soon Hopefully in time for Domcon. Where is a copy of it? Okay? I don't know if we have a copy. Oh, there's a copy over there

The black copy. Oh, well, this is actually the the one that is currently on Amazon with Danielle Watts and Chef be live There they are Danielle walks and chef be live and me

and Gypsy bonobo and there's madam Marguerite and There's everybody anyway. This is the magazine that they don't want to publish I gotta See where we're at. There's Catherine Imperio

This is spank and art and that's why it has the bit ribbon across because it is oops There's me spanking Bush the younger and I'm gonna cover my boobs for Facebook, but Yeah, I

Still think he is the worst president ever I mean Trump is more blatant and rude, but Bush really killed more people quite on the set, please So anyway, oh, there is the lovely Lila

Layla Layla sin of penthouse the penthouse pet of the year getting spanked with Yeah, and Here's our Spank's giving celebration. I think Danielle's ass is among here. Yeah, there's Danielle and

And bunch of people There's mistress Tara of the dominatrix is against Donald Trump, but there were some boobs there, so and there's Domcon and by the way

We are going to be at Domcon May 11th And You know our fabulous comedia erotica players are going to be playing with us and

kind of Role-playing the bonobo way a female empowerment Male well-being That's very important girls the male if you don't let the males

Help them feel good. They need us have so feel good Even I mean the gay ones the straight ones the bi ones all of them They they need their mama the earth mama and all the other levels of female and And yes, we need to empower each other and the boys need to

Encourage that and and support that just like the bonobos do And of course we stand with you putting it together It creates what I call peace

through pleasure and You do and a lot of people talk about peace these days Let there be peace the prince of peace But how?

How do we do that? How do we humans just seem so? Like violence is built into us. I don't know about that though. It's not I think we've become violent. I think we became violent through getting out of nature and

getting into Private property owning things real estate and people

And bonobos can show us the way to peace through pleasure Abe is currently showing me the way to the end of the show and I am going to follow that way Yes, and you should follow the bonobo way even though we look like bunnies

Where we're look at you. Did you hold that egg in your mouth through the whole little spiel there? Yeah, baby. Let's close it up. Dr. Lawson is very talented. So we're closing it. Thank you max. Thank you, Anna my culinary assistant Miguel and Harry Mystery woman Abe Gideon. Thank you. Gideon. Thank you. Juck's birthday boy

Thank you mar marvelous Marz Marz FX Marz FX happy Easter and blossom and

Shannon And thank you for joining us for this very very special holiday I hope we didn't offend you or if we did I hope we offended you in a good way, so Make like bonobos

Not baboons Make love not war make love to someone you love tonight Even if that someone is you I Love you

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