Sexy Seder in Bonoboville for Passover 2016

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, lawyers and connoisseurs, Christians and Jews and Muslims and Hindus and Buddhists and agnostics and goddess worshipers. Welcome to Bonoboville and yeah, Zizan Pesach.

Ragsameach Pesach, happy Passover. This is not one to pass over. It's Passover if you're tuned into us live right now and we are broadcasting live on the Dr. Susan Block show and we have before us a sexy Seder table with all the

things and more brothers and sisters, so much more, so much more. Can I hear an amen? Amen. This is going to be a little bit stronger here.

Can I hear an A-women? A-women! Yes, I want to welcome you to the womb room where the first thing we're going to do for the Pesach holiday as celebrated by your darling slightly blasphemous love doctor

is to light the candles. This is a tradition always in a holiday and this is what we do here. I'm going to do the little Hebrew prayer if you can sing along. You are welcome to do so.

So here we go. Oh, someone should hold the pussy candle here. We also have a cock candle. Someone could hold that.

It's an unusual Passover. Yeah, this is Dayton Reigns by the way and holding the other cock candle would be Cersei Elise and this is the pussy candle. See we have candles that are a little bit different than your Bubba's Passover.

Okay, so here we go. But the prayer. Gotta love that prayer, baby. She'll pay, pay, suck, amen, and, uh, women, women.

Now speaking of women, usually that's all the woman would do. Besides cook is light the candles, all the other prayers and of course the wearing of the talus and the strimal and the kippahs is usually done by the men. But we do things a little differently here in Bonoboville where we make like Bonobos even on Passover.

So here we are. I did introduce Dayton Reigns who is dressed just like, I don't know, like my aunt Sadie, but as a stripper. I mean, she looks great.

Yeah, the whole outfit looks very, um, porn, uh, Pesach, I guess you would say. And that's, that's great. I do my best. All right, and we have here Savannah Jane.

Could you stand up and show us your outfit, Savannah? Hi guys. Yeah, stand up, up. Show us the outfit.

And Savannah of course is a hot Jewish porn star. One of the stars of our porn and porum bacchanal that we did a while ago. Porn and porum where you played a harem girl and stole the heart of the king. Remember.

Yes. Well, we'll see what you steal now. Maybe the Afikomen. Okay.

So, uh, we already introduced Elise, uh, Cersei Elise who is a slave in training. Is that right? Of Master D. Yes.

And Master D is wearing his yarmulke? Where's your yarmulke? Oh, there it is. Okay.

Golden yarmulke for the golden boy. Son of Abe Saffron who was sort of, uh, grandson, sorry, sorry. Didn't mean to age you too much. Grandson, uh, but one of the favorite, or the favorite grandson of Abe Saffron who was like

the Jewish mafia in Australia, you could say. So, many pass-overs, uh, where he had to go out and, you know, kind of handle problems. Take a little ride. Yeah, take a little ride.

So, uh, and this is, of course, Queen Rocks. Hello, Queen Rocks. I don't know if you have a microphone. Someone should get a microphone.

Here, you don't have mine. A microphone. And, uh, you are a pleasant surprise. You visited us for the Femme d'Ampour extravaganza with Goddess Faye Black a couple weeks ago.

Yes. And then you saw that we're doing this. And, uh, of course, Rebbe Ron Jeremy is supposed to be joining us later after his, um, family pass-over, which I think is mixed up with the Asian Palooza.

But, uh, but, uh, but this is your first pass-over. It is. It is. Well, welcome.

Thank you. All right. So, here we are at the spring holiday of the Judaica, which is really just another spin on the Dionysian celebration of spring.

And it is, uh, quite a celebration. We've got, um, as you can see, the green, um, herbs. And, uh, and then we've got the green herb here, too. You know, we have different types of herb.

We have the haro set. Of course, we have a very nice ice cream parfait that was made by Aunt Sadie. I mean, uh, Dayton here. And the burned egg and the, uh, the bones.

The little children. No, that's a myth. Um, but, uh, uh, but we are going to explain all of this very shortly. But first I'm going to sing you a song.

And you can sing along if you know. This is called the order of the service. So you won't know what this means because, well, you don't know Hebrew. Unless you do.

Yossi, where are you? Come on up here. Yossi knows Hebrew. Yossi.

Yossi. Yossi. Yossi. Yossi.

Let's introduce Yossi here. Yossi, come on on on this side of me here. You're going to want to sit here and she can sit here or you could sit here, whichever you want.

Okay. You want to sit there? Okay. You could sit here.

All right. So, uh, we're going to do, do you know this one? All women. Okay.

Now you know the, the brocha for the, the wine, right? We're going to now drink the wine, except someone should pour the wine. You want to pour the wine because, you know, you're dressed for it. So, but maybe you should remove your, your shawl so it doesn't drip into the candles.

Okay. And you should introduce Dr. Suzy. You should introduce, you should introduce Yossi. I will, as, as she's pouring the wine.

This is our special, first I'm introducing. He wants to pour the wine. The Manashevitz. Okay.

And Yossi is going to pour the wine into the wine glasses. I'll do it. And they're going to sort of argue over that. Passovers are very, very well known for arguments.

People have arguments over all kinds of things. So expect that. Yossi is a great artist and sculptor. He sculpted the bust.

The bust. Of me that is out in the bar. You can check it out. That the porn star sat on.

A porn star sat on it, right? I broke that. It was Max Hardcore's girlfriend. Right.

His name slips my mind. Catalina. Maybe. And she sat on it and just neatly broke the hat.

So therefore I have one of my own hats on this thing. And he also created Obama's car. Parts of it, right? Parts of Obama's car.

So we're excited to have Yossi here. Haven't seen you in a long time. Haksameach Pesa. Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.

Okay. He's good. He's good. You can sit here.

He's good. He's good. He's visible. He's good.

But you know, you could shake him up here. We're going to have a topless blessing in a little while here. All right? Blessing of the titties, right?

No? Isn't that a good thing? Right? Okay.

So actually I don't know that anybody, is anybody drinking that one? Okay. You want to drink out a little beer sign here?

Okay. Okay. Do you initially have this one? You want this one?

Yes. Sure. How come I got so little? Oh, you are supposed to drink the whole glass of wine.

But okay, that's enough. That's enough. Yeah. Okay.

So on Passover, you drink a lot. That is why I consider this a very Dionysian holiday. I mean, I guess Easter you could drink a lot if you want to. But Passover, you're supposed to.

You are supposed to drink four cups of wine, at least. And this is for Elijah, who's kind of a Jesus surrogate. There you go. Manashevitz.

Come on, sponsor us. Hey, we got Rod to Jeremy Rum. Why not you? Manashevitz.

Okay. So here, you could just put that somewhere. Yeah, put it, put it, not, not in front of everything. Let's, this is the Seder plate.

Okay. The Bonobo rules. All right. Yossi, we're going to do the simple Baruch, Baruch.

Okay. The short one. Okay. Oh my goodness, you drank a lot.

Right. Oh, he does that. That's the Orthodox way. That's what loser does.

Okay. He does it just like that. Remember, Mike. I'll hold the mic.

It's where the, where the wine is overflowing. It's beautiful. It's also messy. Okay.

So if you know the Baruchah, you can sing along. Amen. And women. Oh, Manashevitz.

Ew, it tastes like soda. It tastes like. I love Manashevitz. A little bit like really sweet cough syrup.

Yucky. Cough syrup's better. All right. But you get used to it as it goes on.

Okay. Very good. That sounded so like he braised. Okay.

So moving right along, we just had our first cup of wine. And by the way, if anyone would rather have Ronda Jeremy Rum, you're welcome to it. Now we're going to skip ahead in this. And because it is a special occasion, we are going to say the Shehekhianu.

And this is a special occasion. So it would be the blessing of the boobies. So can anyone who wants just show their boobies if you want to. You don't have to.

It's voluntary, consensual. Oh, look at Savannah James. Yeah. Kosher boobies.

I'm not the only one with my tits out. Whoa. So now we have, we should maybe hold hands here. Okay.

It feels good. Shehekhianu lazman hazeh. Titties. Amen.

Ah, women. Ah, women. Yeah. Juxley's wearing his yamaka came in just in time for the titties.

Okay. The blessing of the titties. That was what that was. Okay.

You can keep your titties out or not. It's all very, you know, whatever. Um, this is actually Passover celebrates freedom. And one of the things is we, we can sit however we like, like the Romans.

That's again, Bakanalli and the idea is we were slaves. So we're going to do a little section now about this slave thing, I think. Is that what we're going to do now? Yes.

Well, no. Actually, first, see, I never remember this. I've been doing this since I was, you know, five years old. But still, you've got to get all mixed up.

Okay. So the afi-komen is the matze, is a piece of matze. This is supposed to keep the children interested. We hide this.

Do you want to hide it? No. Okay. I'll hide it.

Max, do you want to hide it as the daddy? No. No. Okay.

You're supposed to wrap it first. Okay. Dayton, you can hide it. I'll hide it.

You hide it. I guess I'll be the daddy today. Okay. But I have to wrap it.

Put it under the table, nobody will see it. The idea that everybody close your eyes. That we have to find Dayton's afi-komen. Okay.

I think we should do this topless though. Okay. I can do a topless. I'll do a topless.

Find something. Okay. We're going to hide the afi-komen right here. Yeah.

I did that. Although everyone can find it here. Yeah. Okay.

No. Nobody can see it right here. I know where. That's hidden.

Yeah. Oh, here's where we hide the afi-komen in the womb room. Okay. There we go.

I have an idea. Now someone's going to have to find that. That's okay. And it's going to take about an hour.

You're going to sit there with matzah between your legs? Okay. I can sit there with a lot of things between my legs. All right.

So whoever finds it. Winner, winner. You never know what you're going to get. Win, surprise.

Okay. So now we have hid the afi-komen. So now is a very well-known, in a way, tradition of Passover, which is the four questions.

Right? Savannah, you were asking me about the four questions. Can you do them? Yeah.

Here. Talk to the mic. It's the youngest person in the room. But we don't know if the youngest person actually knows them.

So the youngest person that knows them. They're the four questions. The four questions. Someone could...

Did you know them in Hebrew? I'll do it with you. I'll do it with you. Okay.

Find it. It's on page, I think eight. Okay. And then who's the youngest?

Are you the youngest? You're going to read it in English after we do it in Hebrew. Okay. So it's on page eight.

You're definitely the youngest. Cersei Elise. Okay. So first we're going to do it in Hebrew.

Actually anybody who knows it in Hebrew can do it. The four questions. Anna one. Anna two.

Well, which way do we... There's different tunes. Manish tana halaylah zeh. Is that the one you know?

Or... Halaylot. Shabbukol halaylot. Anu akhrim.

Ha me tsum matzah halaylah zeh. Bul anu matzah. Shabbukol halaylot. Anu akhrim.

Shah ayu akhrim. Halaylah zeh. Maror. Shabbukol halaylot.

Ain anum mat pilim. Na fili pa mechat. Hala weiter shte. Shte fer amin.

Shabukol halaylot anu azhlyn. Beinyosh ben ou beng misubin. Hala weiter kulanu misubin. That looks a lot like Arabic.

back. It was a lot like Arabic? Well actually Hebrew is a lot like Arabic. And some of these songs, that one is actually originally Hebrew but a lot of the songs that are in here in prayers are originally Arabic like Hadgad Gah. But now we have Cersei Elise who is going to read the four questions in English. On all of the nights we eat either leavened

bread or unleavened. On this night we only eat unleavened bread. On all the other nights we herbs of any kind. On this night only bitter herbs. And of course we also smoke herbs but anyway. On all of the nights we do not dip our herbs even once. On this night why do we dip them twice? On all of the nights we eat our meals in any

manner. On this night we do sit around the table together in a reclining position. Alright so that's why yes we are allowed to do whatever we want except of course for the Hebrew slave. This is slave Greg who symbolizes the slavery of the Hebrews. And he is all tied up with his yarmulke arm. This is good. I like slave

Greg. Yeah yeah yeah. He's probably like an Egyptian task mistress of some sort. I'm not a mistress. Well I am actually. He probably go for you. Anyway he's all tied up so it doesn't really matter. So yeah yeah so who's gonna so you know there's there's this answer now that is really just a paragraph. It could go

on for days and days but we're just gonna read one paragraph in English. Who would like to do that? I'll do it. Okay do you have a microphone? Here this is Ross. Okay so you read this one right here in English. The answer. This is the answer to the four questions in a coconut shell. We were a slave the slaves of Pharaoh in

Egypt and the third now our God brought us out from there with a strong hand and an unstretched arm. Now if God had not brought out our forefathers from Egypt then even we our children and our children's children might still have been enslaved to Pharaoh in Egypt. Therefore even where we all wise all men

of understanding and even if we were all old and well learned in the Torah it would still be our duty to tell the story of the departed from Egypt and the more one tells of the departed from Egypt the more is he to be praised. Praise the Lord and the Lady. Very good. I mean you're not supposed to clap but I

think you're sexy voice is pretty damn good. So now we're gonna do a demonstration of beating the slave. Oh okay so well the male slave can get beaten by a mistress. Yeah you have something you can beat him with. You have full permission to. Yes we have the. Okay well perhaps you could go your

matzah. I broke the matzah with my vagina. You know that's what I think we found it. Oops I'll hide it somewhere else. Okay but that was good okay we are shedding matzah everyone. Now this matzah is extra special good because it's been inside Dayton's womb room here. All right so careful now would you like to whip

the the you will be the Egyptian task mistress. Can you take this sweater off please. Yes look at that beautiful. All right so I'm sorry Greg I'm not doing it tonight. Do you. Do you have some sort of a flogger or something yeah. Oh you carried in your purse very good. How you doing there Greg. Pretty good. You enjoying being a

Hebrew slave. I am. Yeah you ever been a Hebrew slave before. No first time. Very good. I've been a slave of everything else but not a Hebrew slave. Well now it's your turn to be a Hebrew slave. On pay saw and you know freedom is the greatest aphrodisiac but restraint is a close. Okay I'll get out of the way. Here she goes whacking the chest of the Hebrew slave the Egyptian task mistress a representative of Cleopatra and the

pharaohs finest ladies she whips the nipples and the thighs and the ribs of the helpless slave as he grins he's enjoying this way too much but he looks good. It's fantastic. Yeah he looks great. You know and you look very Egyptian actually very very nice. Beautiful. You could play Egyptian. Yeah for sure. All

right. One good whack two more good good whacks. I'll give it a try. Hold this. I am now the Egyptian task mistress. Watch out. Here comes Master Z. Yes it really feels good to do it. Okay. Yeah. Ouch. Oh he's scratching him down his chest. This is what the Egyptian task masters would do to the Hebrew slaves if they acted up

or enjoyed themselves too much. Yes that grin they'd say I'm gonna scratch that grin right off your face. Oh and look at your nails. Oh yes. Queen rocks is quite equipped for the Egyptian plague of the fingernails. This is one of the 10 plagues that we missed. I think this is the 11th. The

fingernails across the body. Yeah. Let's hear it for our Hebrew slave Greg and Queen rocks and Master D. All right. And moving right along. Let's see we're gonna skip some parts because oh yeah. Okay. So there's a part of the service that involves four sons and since we don't have enough boys some of

these sons are gonna be daughters. So who wants to be the smart son. The wise son. Yeah. Okay. I was looking around. But okay. And who's going to be the contrary son. The bad son. He's definitely a bad son. Then. Okay. Well but then someone has to hold this up to you. Okay. He's the bad son. Okay. And then

there is the simple son. Simple. Who wants to be simple. There's four sons. Simple. Simple son. You want to be the simple son. Oh you'll be the really stupid one that doesn't even know how to ask a question. Okay. So you can be the simple son. I'm not a boy. A daughter. Okay. You know I said in this day and age you can

change anytime you want. Yeah. You don't have to worry about it. Okay. So look in in your book so you can see what your part is. You only have one line. Some of you have no line. Captain Max you don't want me to change to a boy do you. I don't care. I mean I'm well I care and I don't. Whatever. Okay. So the the

Torah speaks about four sons. One who is wise. One who is contrary and one who is simple and one who does not even know how to ask a question. And of course this is supposed to involve the children in the service. So we're going to involve the children in the service. The wise son asks what is the meaning of

the rules and laws customs which eternal our God has commanded us. You shall explain to him all laws. Pass over to very detail about the aficomal. All right. So now this could be comparable. I think you might agree master D to having a contract with slave where every little detail has to be

outlined. And so the wise son understands this that every little detail needs to be outlined. Now on the other hand the contrary son is just grinning and getting smacked. So I'm going to be due your line contrary son. What is the meaning of this service to you. Can someone hold a

microphone to him here. I can. Okay. I'm limble nimble limble limber and nimble. Yeah. There you go. Okay. Okay. So say what is the meaning of this service to you. What is the meaning of this service to you. To me it means you're all tied up. No that's not really what I'm

supposed to say. It's you say saying you he excludes himself because he excludes himself from the group he deserves. He denies a basic principle. You know this is all about the group trying to get everybody to conform. You may therefore tell him plainly

because of what the eternal did for me. That is when I came forth from Egypt I do this and for me and not for him had he been there you would not have been redeemed and of course you would have enjoyed being a slave. So you would have stayed there

with you know your hot Egyptian task mistresses. Yeah. All right. Simple son come on daughter. Yeah of course I'm a simple son. That's funny. I call people simple things all the time. It just fell out that way. It just that's funny. Be the

one you are. Okay. The simple daughter asks who is this. No it's what is this. Oh yeah see I can't read. It's okay. Save now. What is this. What is this. There you go. Okay to him you shall her you shall say with a strong hand the eternal

brought us out of Egypt from the house of bondage because simple sons and daughters can always learn now for the one who does not even know how to ask a question. Can you sort of make baby sounds. Here put a microphone to him. Sound like

a baby. You shall tell the child on the day this is the done because of that which the eternal did for me when I came forth out of my time. That's right. He used the Hebrew word. It's Ryan Egypt. All right. So that is the

family and again they're all going to fight but now we're going to skip some things and move on. Move on. Oh this is just a passage that used to always I would be so bored in in Seder's when I was a kid you know like some of you

probably are right now but anyway this paragraph would always wake me up. It's on page 18. If you're looking in the is that 18 or I can read that 19. What did I say 13. So I'm page 13 and it's at the top paragraph and this would

always like get my mojo going and numerous as it is said I have increased you. Oh this should be the blessing of the titties right here. OK. More titties. You'll see why. They're beautiful. I have increased you as the growth of the field

and you have become numerous and grown big and reach to excellence in beauty. You are full grown yet you remain naked and bear. Well when I was like five years old I thought this was like whoa porn. I mean they can bear people here at

the Seder. What. And of course that's supposed to symbolize that they're slaves I guess but I thought and symbolize that they were porn stars. Well we are naked and bear. Right. Savannah. Are we naked and bear. Yeah. But

there was great suffering among the Hebrews. OK. And they were slaves and they didn't just get whipped. They had these other kinds. They get burned. They got a lot of things and we're about to go into what they got. But we

need to pour another glass of wine for everybody. I got the wine. OK. So you're going to handle the wine. I am the point. Right. There she is. And we have our Manashevitz. Right here. There you go. Keep pouring. We're

waiting. You want yours overflowing again. Sure. Yeah. See this is the way that the. You know the really religious Jews. Yeah. Really religious Jews drink the wine is overflowing. It symbolizes. Plenty. One drink. Yeah.

Now you get more. You're a bad Jew. Bad Jew. I was raised by Hitler's. That's right. I was raised by a Hitler boss. I really was an expert. Which is great. Off to the ovens. You know it is hilarious. We have all

kinds of pharaohs in our midst. We're empty. We're empty. We have another one. We have several. And so now what you need to do is lose some of your wine on a plate. So you're all going to get plates. Please pass the plates

down. Everybody take a plate and you spill a drop of wine because that means somehow you're giving something up. You're you're feeling bad. I guess for the Egyptians because oh I forgot this is what God

God is a major character in this story. And he is just a character I think. Thank God. One of the biggest characters I think he's a big character. Yeah. He's a big character. He actually shows Moses his ass at

one point. He doesn't show him his front because that would kill him. So because I guess his dick is so big. Oh God's dick is something like that. It's like a God's dick. God's dick is bigger than a horse

you would imagine or maybe it's that's how they just translated it. Anyway it was so big he couldn't show Moses his dick. So he had to show him his rear end. And I'm not sure what Moses did. Part of

the seas remember. Yeah. There's a lot of you know bisexuality in the Bible. Let's just say sort of hidden sort of hidden sort of hidden. So do I just pour some of this. Well what you do is you take

a spoon. I mean you could pour it technically. It's kind of messy. So yeah let's everybody take a spoon. And you're going to drop some of it. And because I am just so decadent I'm going to drop

some on Dayton's boob and lick it off of there. OK. Thank you so much. OK. So I'm going to say these in Hebrew first. And well actually can we have someone do the English as I do the

Hebrew who wants to do that to read the English. Who's really good. You're pretty good. OK. Oh you want to do it. You've been drafted Master D. OK. So it's on page 16 15 16 whatever

this is. Yeah. You start we start with blood. OK. OK. And of course this is totally sacrilegious. OK. Dumb blood. Sparda frogs.

Keenim vermin. No. I got more. Arove beasts. Denver cattle disease cattle disease.

Boils. Boils. That's a good one. Boils and moils and boils. Barab hail. I go out of our our bath locusts.

Hosech darkness. Ma. Slaying of the first born. No slaying of the first one. I'm getting drunk.

This is how you drink the wine. And may I hear an amen. Amen. And may I hear an A women.

Of course. All women. All right. Yeah. Good plagues there.

Get on a microphone if you're going to say anything. Well I can't say anything. OK. So now we are going to skip. To a section on page 19.

Am I supposed to drink this one. Everyone is going to get a scallion now. Oh yeah. OK.

And in fact people in the audience can get scallions as well. Everyone gets a scallion. You may come get a scallion.

Hey Dr. Suzy can you adjust your mic. Yeah. That's that's right. Because I had to do my licking of the plagues from Dayton's boobs.

I have a big one. Except this is already broken. I feel like my my dick is broken. Yeah. That's a good one.

It's nice and wet too. All right. So this is a song called Diana that is one of the most popular songs

that pass over. And I did this for years just in a boring way with my family. And then one year I went and had

Passover with Rabbi Shmueli Boteach who wrote Kosher sex and who Yossi has some issues with. But Kosher what?

Kosher Jesus. Kosher Jesus as well. Yes. Let's have a hand for Jesus. Woo. This is the jackhammer Jesus by the way.

And when you have this Jesus in any orifice of your body you can say with all truth. Jesus is in me now.

And by the way this is a baby Jesus butt plug which is more popular around Christmas but they are both made by divine interventions. This is the devil.

Okay so you might think this is devilish but actually yeah. This is taught to me by Rabbi Shmueli Boteach who is yeah he's pretty popular

and very religious rabbi. I mean some say orthodox. I mean he's a chabad. Here you want a microphone?

Get a microphone here. Yes. He doesn't want the mic. Well you gotta have the mic if you're gonna say anything.

He's a. He's a chabad guy. He's a chabad guy. The Michael Jackson.

Right. Even in death he is Michael Jackson's rabbi. That's what happens when you become a rabbi to somebody you're even that in death.

We're gonna do a kaddish by the way for one person. What do they do when you're dead? Add my cousin.

Do they help you still? I need a rabbi then. They help you when you're dead? Sure.

They help you all the time. That's the whole idea. So does the priest. They help you when you're dead.

One of his first shows. Only boys. They only help boys. Oh yeah.

Cute boys. Alter boys. You're an alter girl. I'm an alter girl.

They don't have no interest in me. You never know. There are some that go both ways. So any case.

Yeah. So rabbi Shmueli Botech invited me to his Passover with his like 14 kids or whatever.

You know. And they did this Sephardic ritual during Diana which involves whacking each other

and these are all children doing this. And they did it on the shoulder. You know. But we of course the shoulder

isn't all that interesting. So we should do it on the butt. What do you think? Little scallion whacking on the butt.

I mean you could do the shoulder or the titties or whatever. I mean this is not gonna hurt you too much. But don't stick it in your eye.

But this is like an earth day whip brothers and sisters. This is a device for whacking. I don't know.

What do you call it? It's like a flogger. It's kind of a flogger. Kind of a light flogger.

It's almost us. We have several of them. So if you break one, you can get another one.

It's like a switch but not so scary. Right. Okay. So I'm gonna do a little verse of the song.

And if you know it, you can sing along. But basically the chorus is the word Diana. Can everyone say that?

Diana. Diana. Diana. Okay.

So I think we should stand up. Everyone stand up. And someone should be whacking our prisoner there. So I don't know.

Who's gonna get over there? You're gonna get off to the middle. We can go down the line. You could sort of get in the middle here.

I don't wanna spank people really, but I will. I'll spank him. If he wants me to.

Maybe we should have our U.S. person to whack him really hard. Or Israeli. And you could take two of them rocks

because you might break one on it. I'll get you a big one. You got three? Okay.

You can have four. And if anyone else would like some scallions, we have plenty and they are here for whacking. Okay.

So. All right, Master D. It's you and me. Yes.

Yeah. Okay. So I'm gonna sing the verse and then I'm gonna sing the chorus.

And you can sing along with the chorus once you learn it, which will be very easy. So.

Elu, Elu, Hotsianu, Hotsianu, Mimmi, Trayim, Hotsianu, Mimmi, Trayim. Dianu. Dianu, Dianu, Dianu,

Dianu, Dianu, Dianu. Here, you whack me. You're supposed to whack me. And you're supposed to whack him.

Yes. Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, Dianu. Now you turn around and whack the other person.

Okay. And. Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, you get to whack me.

Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, Elu, Elu, Natanianu, Natanianu, Etatoru,

Natanianu, Etatoru, Dianu. I know I skipped ahead. Okay, you got to get up for more. I know.

Okay. My hat fell off. Oh, my Jewish hat fell off. That's Dianu for you.

Just so. I just felt turned on. Fell off. And here we go.

Turn around. Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, Well, you know what? I think this skirt needs to go all the way up.

What do you think? Do you want to spank my. There's no panties. Okay.

Here we go. No panties. Right. She's got motts in there or something.

Okay. You're going to find the happy common. All right. So.

Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, Dianu. And actually smells really good and fresh. The onions. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, it does. And you can whack me if you want or you can just show your ass. Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, Dianu.

Do you know one of the verses? You want to do a verse? This is like one of the pieces. You do.

I'll hold the mic. Ilu, Ilu, Hotsianu, Hotsianu. Well, I'm doing the same first one. I'll do it again.

Hotsianu, me meets Ryan. Hotsianu, me meets Ryan. Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, Dianu, Dianu,

Dianu. That was fun. Yeah. All right.

You're scallion didn't even break. They can eat your scallion. No, you're not really supposed to eat the scallions. Oh look the.

You think we should give some water to the slave? I think it'll drop. I'm the Hitler part. I think we should make it eat a scallion.

I think we should stuff one in his mouth. Oh, there you go. You put it in his mouth. That kind of looks like a bonobo wiener, huh?

Doesn't it? Yeah. That's what they look like. Very bonobo.

I think he's a really happy slave, which is odd. He is. Because they kind of look like carrots. My wiener is bigger than that.

Come on. It hangs to my knee. My wiener is bigger than that. But we only have three minutes.

So we're gonna... Do you think it's a good time to take a break, folks? Yes, sure. Okay, so we're gonna take a break.

We're gonna pee and you know. Touch up makeup. Touch up makeup. You know, you could whack each other

with the scallion some more. But don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back with Castle. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block

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And improve your love life. Sisters, we are going to have a Sybian ride for Mass Amazing Month. So you've never been on a Sybian before?

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Put one leg right here, put the other right here and just position yourself comfortably. Put your clit right here. Okay, so here she goes.

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Testify, Sister Penny. Testify. That you masturbate, and you are not ashamed. I am not ashamed.

How was it? What's your report? My vagina is so tingly right now. It feels like pop rock.

I'm just going to take this home. I'm going to take it off. That thing is bigger than your little body. That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen.

Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready. I'm going to go. I do think I could easily get this one.

Where's the husband? We got the simian. You don't need the husband. Oh, my god.

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Whoa. Hey, darling girl. I love you. I love you.

That's my girl. We're listening to Radio Sousy 1 on the World Wide Web. People, come back into the womb room. Where the Seder table hits the G-spot.

Now we are gathered around. We should go to page 26, actually, 26. And we are going to drink another cup of wine. Yeah, so we're ready.

Oh, you want me to pour another cup? Well, I mean, I still have mine. I have mine. No, we just spilled the wine before.

We didn't drink it. So this is really only the second cup. This is really only the second cup of wine. Are we back?

Are we back? All right. So here we go. Give Yossi a microphone.

Can you hold the microphone in front of him, Peyton? I think I need to give them a splash. OK, anyone else want some Manashevitz wine? Manashevitz.

Good old, sweet Manashevitz wine. Like grape soda. I know. Maybe Mr. Marr.

Marr wants some Manashevitz. Maybe after the show. The slave wants some. And the slave.

Oh, the slave could have some. I could pour it in the slave's mouth. Yeah, pour it in the slave's mouth. That's what I think.

Yeah, there's very little left, so you might as well let the slave drink out of the bottle. OK, I'll just pour it down. OK, I'll pour it down and start.

Can you guys back there adjust some of the voices, please, or just some of the voices? All right, so hold the microphone in front of Yossi, though. Tales from the Crypt.

It's just the regular Baruchatara nae. Is this a prayer for the wine? Baruchatara nae, the heine mele ha'idam, bori peagofen, amen, ah, women.

Yeah, that's right. Ah, it is so sweet. That's going down the slave's throat, remember? I know.

OK, down the slave's throat. I'm going to do a little cottage right now. Cottage is something you do. I'm just going to do it because I don't know when to do it,

so I'm going to do it. Do I go pour this on the slave's throat? Yeah, you can pour it through my throat. And while you're pouring that down his throat,

cottage is a prayer that you say for the dead? This is our waterboarding. I've been a victim of that. OK, maybe we should do the waterboarding first.

OK. Let me have the mic. I'll hold the mic. And we're going to do some waterboarding,

and then we will get serious and do our cottage. But first, we are going to waterboard the slave with wine. You can do whatever you want. He said I could hurt him if I want.

The master said it's cool. It's cool. OK. OK, just lean your head back.

Hold the label in front. This is important. Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug. Down the hatchet.

Whoa, very good. There you go. Bonoboville communion. Maybe he could have a titty lick for that.

Too happy right now. Happy slaves. Actually, the Pharaoh probably wanted happy slaves. Those damn Hebrews were complaining,

fetching all the time. OK, so I'm going to do a little cottage. This is a prayer for the dead, and I'm going to do it for my cousin Jeff,

whose family is having a Seder tonight, and they're my family. So bye, cousin Jeff. And I'm going to do it for Prince.

Oh. Because... It's really sad. It's really sad.

It's so sad. And he was pretty young to go. And I mean, he celebrated everything. So maybe he celebrated Passover once or twice.

So... He was fun. OK, so if you know it, you can do it along with me. I mean...

Amen. Amen. Amen. Our women.

Amen. Our women. Our women. Our women.

Our women. Amen. Our women. Our women.

Our women. Our women. Our women. Our women.

Our women. Our women. Our women. Shalom, shalom, shalom, shalom, shalom, shalom, shalom, shalom, shalom, shalom,

shalom, shalom, shalom, shalom, shalom, shalom, shalom, shalom. Alright. Bye, dead guys. We'll see you soon.

He'll be fine. Very sad. They might visit me later. Yeah.

Okay. So now we're going to wash our hands. We have a bowl over there. Oh.

Do you want me to go get that? The big silver bowl. We're gonna pass it around with little towels towels because this is why the Jews would get in trouble during plague time Would when there would be real plagues like in the Middle Ages?

Oh, because the Jews would wash their hands and not get the plague and so a lot of the Christians thought the Jews were Satanists Because they wouldn't get the plague and they thought the Jews were giving the plague to the Christians because the Christians Didn't believe I thought Hitler thought they Jews were just dirty. There you go. It can go either way

Yeah, I don't know. That's what I was taught There you go anyone who reads the blog that's fine. You can sprinkle me with salt water. I like it. It's not salt Oh, it's just regular water. This is darn. This is just to wash your hands. You just stick your fingers in. It's very symbolic Okay, here. You'll see wash the hands and

We get some towels Little towel so we have the dry hands. Okay, and now what do we do? Washing of the hands, I guess there's a prayer for that. Yeah, what is that? You can say it you say it Yeah, dying that means hands, okay

Now so fun motse. Okay. So Matzah. We got Matzah. What why do we have Matzah? That was one of the four questions because supposedly when these Hebrew slaves were escaping unlike Slave Greg here. They did not like being slaves. So they were escaping when God The master master God we could call him Master G actually would be God

Or also called Adonai which actually means our Lord and so Yeah, Yahweh is another name that you're not supposed to say but I just said it So yeah, so he did all those plagues and stuff

Which you know kind of didn't bother the Egyptians at first except the killing of the firstborn then they say get out of here Please get out of here. So they started running and they didn't have time for the bread to bake or to rise to rise So we got Matzah. This is why we have to chomp on these crackers

All week long, right? The Catholics have to eat it in Communion because we have to eat the same thing. It tastes just like it. I don't know. I Saltine well, I would say buy it. We have some egg matzah here So, you know, you're not really supposed to have the egg matzah, but I think there's some kosher

Oh, this is the garlic. You got different kinds of matzah here We're gonna say brahawans. Everybody has some I'll help you and Thing about matzah is it is messy

So, you know you break it and oops It's kind of crummy. It's it is it's It's not messy. It's crummy Well, oh here take all right

and So the first thing we do is we have to eat it with nothing else because I don't know We're supposed to suffer this to me is much more suffering than the bitter herbs, but because it's so plain So you want to do the motzi?

Yeah, yeah, okay. Yoshi is gonna motzi I mean Women, okay, so now you're supposed to eat it. I just break a piece off. Oh Is the slave actually eating it somehow he is

How does this slave get away with eating it? Okay, he's a bad slave now We get to do something that I think tastes better All right, let's just hold this up

Photo op here. Look at this beautiful Parfait made by Dayton with two different kinds of

From horseradish. Have you ever had horseradish tastes like ice cream? Like a strawberry sundae Radish sundae delicious. That's really good. You all have to have a spoonful. Okay, so you're supposed to have some You break off a piece of motzi

There is a special braja for it and you can do that. Yeah, you'll see We're gonna we're gonna first put some of this stuff on I'll put we'll put I'll put it for you doctors and I'll do the pudding if you want or do you want to do the pudding? I'm doing the pudding

Okay, so and it's really good it clears out your sinuses. Oh Now master you have to eat it That's your sure who wants some it's really good. It's you should try it. Everyone here has a taste like I showed up You're tasting it. I made it and took me a long time. Okay, you're a big talker here

I'll eat it. I'll even eat it. I don't even like horse. I'm gonna You guys back there turn down that microphone. It's a ritual. It's a ritual here. Do you want? Savannah listening to the show You've had

You're gonna The whole well, but but wait wait wait. Let me just after I dispense it here. Do you want some it's now This is a lot. Okay. Don't eat too much of it. I am not insured for your Stomach problems, but it's it's good stuff. I grew up on it. Okay, so now

Here do you want did you want to use the whole thing? Don't yeah, there you go Okay, so we're gonna do a braha. Oh You poor guy Oh just a little bit. Oh

Oh My goodness she put Mara in his mouth and we haven't even done the brah. Yeah, do it quickly. Oh That's enough. That's enough. That's enough. Oh more he wants more Yeah

Wow, actually, I think he likes that too. Yeah terrible No, it's um Baroka Todd and I aloha no Malachalam my share kitchen of emits photo that seem on you I'll I'll he lot my roar He's looking at you crazy

Enjoying yourself now. I do a different tune than he grew up with You do yours. You want to do your tune? Oh Is the slave all right from I now know what I'm gonna do when he's under contract. Oh, I Was

No, it's I need more cracker. Okay, so now We have this which is called Horos. Oh, did we eat the green vegetable? No Okay, we got to do the green vegetable We're doing that a little late

Actually the green vegetable we skipped that a while ago Don't anybody tell us the green vegetable. We didn't eat that green herb We have a can you can you bring the little bowl over there? Yeah, you want marijuana? Yeah, okay, so

This is and I can't believe I even eat horseradish. I'm celebrating your holiday with full flair. That's so Jewish I'm just looking for the green vegetable. Do you want this one? Is that the salt water? Okay? You know what? I know the prayer, so I'm just gonna do it so everybody take either a piece of parsley or a

piece of celery I'm gonna take Parsley or celery For anybody who wants to know about celery it

Burn it then it has to put it in your mouth if you're not into too much of a commitment take a piece of parsley I would say Okay, so then you dip it in the salt water and here dip it in Okay, and we pass this around Okay, you got to

Okay, and you take some and we're gonna pass this around I think I know this by heart because I can't find it in the Haggadah Baruch Hathodonai, Elohenu melecholam I share kitchen That's Ivana la hadema hadema

Okay, and now we can eat it Okay This is good Salt water

It's good. It's like salty celery We like salt. We usually do bonobo milk communion with salt So now there is the Eating of the green vegetable is a common

Judaic tradition in the Seder and We have expanded upon that tradition With

The smoking of the green vegetable All right, would you like to officially light it for me Baruch Hathodonai, Elohenu melecholam Boray, Peri, Adama smokenzie

I have a mouthful green sheva Shambhala, thank you Gonzo This is the it's really fitting don't you think the eating of the green vegetable and the smoking of the green vegetable Do you indulge?

Look at those nails. I'm really sorry, but I had to spit mine out You too much, you know, it's okay to do it, but you shouldn't be announcing it. Why? Okay, and you have matzo on your lip I have matzo on both lips. That's okay

It's a messy Smoking of the green vegetables very good All right, I am cannabis venus. I can help you. That's right. You still have matzo now Okay, so now we also have the kharose

No, anyone else? Okay here? Okay anyone else would like to indulge in the smoking of the green vegetable we have here We can also allow the crew to participate in this all important I'm gonna indulge the section of the Passover Seder hold this carefully. Don't drop it. I'll say for the crew Okay, so now crew with a hand. Do we have a crew with a hand? We have a crew with a mouth there

We all like Passover now Okay, we need for now. Oh, this feels like a tit actually in a way Okay, so I think this is a good thing here. Okay, so now we are going to do the eating of the kharose set and Dayton Well, you made most of it. I did some shopping Max did some shopping, right?

And we created this team deal at apples and nuts and raisins and cranberries, which is not an official traditional part Jerusalem Are not artichokes, but figs figs Jerusalem figs in here. All right, so this actually tastes good It's also got the wine. We cannot actually eat this because we're both and not

You know, you're so Jewish You complain about everything I love my customer Really, it's called fetching. Okay. So now

Can you put some haro set haro set okay on on people's matzah we have pieces of matzah with the haro set It's good stuff, okay Okay, don't eat it yet

Perfect absolutely flawless. I have to make it look good for cinematography, right? Don't you all want everyone to get a good picture of the I have a loogie Where's I'm trying to get the cranberries on

It's supposed to resemble The bricks that were used to make the pyramids. Would you like one? Yeah, I should have one too. Yeah, yeah this is good stuff and But I don't think it looks anything like bricks, but um

You know, oh, yeah, you've got a lot of cranberries. That's a good one. I'm gonna take that one, right? I said let me do it. I know what's aesthetically beautiful. You do Aunt Sadie You do Okay, so

This is supposed to resemble the bricks now. I don't even think there were Hebrews in Egypt Historically wise for those of you who are interested in history, but it is a great great myth of our culture You know kind of like Zeus You know and all of his girlfriends

Except not as sexy, but we make it sexy here on the Dr. Susan block show Okay, does everybody does anybody want some horoset? It's not bad. I think the staff I'll make it. Yeah, you guys should try it. I mean I did make it with the help of dr. Susan and you know This is a little messy. They'll have it in the after party. They will have it

I'm sure they're gonna have it. They participated in the smoking of the green vegetable. That was very much Of course they did. They did. Okay, so now what is this one? Are we supposed to do a prayer? I think there? What is this? There's not really a prayer for this right you just kind of eat it Okay, so it's something that rabbi a rabbi Akiba would actually combine it

With with this so you could do this if you want and I am crazy So I do put the Maror Combined with you if you want you can do that and then he would put a little piece of matzah on top and this Was before the Earl of sandwich created the sandwich

Can I just put the matzah on top and not put the horseradish? I am going to allow that I don't have to right. No that I mean I'm doing it with the horseradish because that is what rabbi Akiba did But if you do not wish to your tits are so beautiful

I have no need to make you eat more horseradish And you see had your share anyway because he just put a big doll. Thank you. Yes. I appreciate it Okay, so there's no prayer. We just go I may know women and eat it This is a part. I don't want to get pictures taken of actually folks

Now okay, who's the off the Coleman is right between my legs now No, I eat my off the Coleman baby. Mm-hmm. It's really kind of Crazy tastes the sweet and the spicy. You don't like it. Mm-hmm. Why does that mean yuck? Mm-hmm

I Means Oy means oh God, you know, it's like it's like a complaint. It's really another Jewish fetch. Yeah Okay, yeah, but allergies to you lose your hair. You're scratching your tires now

Really is the time that you start to eat the Seder meal But this is not an eating party, but we do have eggs. Oh my god, so we have to take the eggs I can try so hold this now. It's good. Whatever. I'm glad I made that. Thank you for teaching me Susan taught me how to make that this is a

Bunch of eggs. So do you eat eggs? I can rip the paper off I'm not eating eggs. You're not my that's okay. He's wearing a yarmulke You're so master. No, don't you're a baby Okay, so we we can either dip the egg we could put salt on the egg. There's salt

Who's gonna eat an egg? He's gonna eat an egg. I'm gonna eat an egg. I'm gonna I'm gonna put an egg in his mouth Okay, and you want one do you want to dip in salt or water the egg is a symbol of spring? I'm going to put an egg into the Hebrew slaves mouth good. Oh

And the eating of the green vegetable and his turn to the smoke in mind in the water, right? Absolutely It's for Passover, right? All right slave Eat my egg

This is very religious That's a good boy. He's eating my eggs. Oh Sucking on my clip. I mean my finger. Oh Good slay

Yep, eat it all up. Oops missed a spot Boy, oh, you know, it's messy lick Very good That's a good slave. You know, I think we're gonna keep this one in Egypt

We're not gonna let him go Yeah All right So

Yeah, anyone else want an egg Are you eating the egg? I ate my whole egg. It was so good. I dipped it in the salt water And we also have Matzah ball soup do you have you eat matzah ball soup? Oh max yay

May we get a Turin of matzah ball soup for master D His slave in training

Want soup or not? I will go and help with the matzah ball soup. Okay. Now since we're gonna have soup I mean We're gonna take a minute to get the soup so you had mentioned that you might indulge us with a spanking Yes, yes, and you could use

This to give the spanking. Yeah, you can spank her with a book Here we go. This is what you do to get the bonobo away spanked into you Turn it around though little product placement. Yeah Absolutely, she is taking her training. This is

Miss Cersei Elise. Ooh, do you have a microphone? Hmm. Where's my mic? Here it is Mmm How's it feel?

Fine Good or bad Good good. Okay. Good. Yes. It's the bum is a good good place to spank I don't know if the Hebrew slaves were spanked on the bum so much as across the back or perhaps the balls

Maybe the cute ones were spanked on the bum. All right. Thank you very much little spanking Is that your first public spanking or have you been yeah? Let's hear it for Cersei Elise her first public spanking. Is this your first Seder also? It is here microphone. It is it is and what religion did you grow up with?

I grew up Catholic, but now I'm a Catholic Well, yes, I we're all I think we're all a little bit agnostic or we wouldn't be here with our You know scowling and I think it's amazing jackhammer dildos and you know, it's pretty blast from this year Yes, but but okay very nice well good and so are you enjoying your Seder?

You know Jesus of course Where's my Jesus? Oh, this one's kind of messy. Is there another Jesus over there? Can you give me that plate the plate? The plate the Jesus. Yes, the Jesus plate. There we go. Oh, and these are the official Mots of juggling balls that I will indulge in later of course

The Last Supper of Jesus was a Seder. Yes, so there you go now you have been to a Seder and Perhaps similar to the kind that Jesus indulged in you know Before we got Baldler eyes so okay. Well

Yeah, I think we're pretty much done with the Seder We could do the prayer after the meal if anyone wants an egg. Oh, no, you're gonna have soup, right? We're waiting for soup. So that's what we do is the grace after the meal. So you'll see Do you have a microphone?

Here we go. Is this the first time you've done Passover with me or did you do it before? Second time Is that microphone on this is the second pass or with you? Hmm the first one was Back at the old place

the old place Olympic right, right, okay. I don't know what I did then but I Did something it was kind of crazy, right, right? This is Passover the bonobo way. How's the Mots of Paul soup? It's good. All right max made it Italian style

All right. Well because we're almost done. We're gonna do the prayer after the meal Right now even while you're having the meal you can still be eating and those of you who like Macaroons can have a macaron. Here's the macaroons These are little Passover things. Do you like coconut cookies coconut cookie?

coconut cookie Okay, you're really not supposed to do the grace after the meal while you're eating the meal, but we're gonna do that Um Do you know this you'll see do we know the same tunes?

I'm not gonna do all this never mind rabotai never a key shame. I don't know. I've never off the top Yeah, I don't know if you should more on the rabotai and a record. Oh, hey, I'll show how do me show. Oh if to vote hi you knew Barok Shahan and Michelle over to both. Hi, you knew baro cut. I don't know. Hey, no male. Oh, I'm

I've done it. Oh, I'm cool. Oh, but to vote. Hey, no, I said rock. I mean Okay, I can't sing this high anymore Man and I

Women a woman and okay now we have elia who? Do you know this one? Okay, open the door elia who is supposed to come in through the door. It's open. Oh, it's open. I Don't know if the front gate is open though

Okay, so we should stand because Elijah's like Jesus I mean, it's the closest thing we have to Jesus What do you have matzah balls on a stick? Maybe maybe

Kinda I think that Elijah is more likely to come in if we show our tits. I'm happy to show my dad's okay Show nipples to Elijah free the nipple for Elijah. Okay, Elijah is kind of like Jesus. So I'm gonna hold up Jesus Okay Elia

Elia Hattish be Elia who Elia who Elia who Huggielo D Emotion

And David Emotion Yeah, and David Hello, hey, no

man and all women did you see Elijah drink when I was five years old the rabbi said to me did you see Elijah drink and I said no and he told me I was a bad Jew ever since then

I've had these crazy saders and I want to thank you all for participating in my crazy sexy sader here in Bonoboville when do we get to have the macaroon now oh did you get a macaron we were passing them around you were going I was getting lots of all soup have a macaron I really want one of you had some good

macarons the other night though I have those still we can have those herbal macarons later and they're gluten-free all right so I'm gonna give you all a moment to speak you may promote yourself and actually I think you know what there is something I do want to get into before we end on Passover as on any

Jewish holiday sex is a mitzvah now what is a mitzvah a good deed who said that who's come up we should have her come up her she's a good or come on up be a good get up here you're good come on she's comfortable my macaroon she does want a macaron okay hold on I'll throw one at you hold on all right ready so miss you

know she's a porn star not an NBA player oh I'm not I'm an NBA player though okay so yeah on on Passover sex is a mitzvah it's only supposed to be from husband and wife but we expand definitions of everything here on the doctor season block show as you obviously can see so I understand that Savannah brought an

exciting and it's a male porn star I never get to meet male porn stars and I got to meet a new male porn just don't meet enough I mean I know I don't you meet and he's an oldie like me rusty nails rusty nails those are not good for your foot are they good for your vagina maybe we'll find out let's see come on

rusty oh there he is here he comes okay you want to take a microphone say hi hello hey well thanks for sitting through the Seder on the outskirts yeah is that your first Seder yeah okay well which thing it's different different that's I'm not sure what to make of different I think that's a little

neutral but okay so so you're porn star right yes wow and how do you how long you know Savannah couple years met through a mutual friend yeah have you done scenes together no no just friends have you had sex yes you have had sex one of you said no and one of you said yes yes yes you have had sex oh okay but privately

not okay friendly friendly well friendly is good yeah well considering it's a different kind of holiday could you I don't know kiss can you kiss him kiss a big kiss though not no that's not a porn kiss here I'm gonna move the macarons I'll do it for you okay sure it's not that fun they always I do things

every week I have fun every week so maybe you should have fun you do it why you try to boss me the Passover fight no I'm not doing family family fight if he wants to fuck me I'm gonna get paid okay well that was a little better not in a explore what you might want to explore nothing no okay how about him would you

like to make out with him the guy in the okay he's not into that oh no no and no no I don't know we can't the straight porn can't really cross that way without being chastised would you do bonoboville communion you got to talk into the communion okay so basically you could tell him how it goes okay how about the

altar well you could be the altar would you like to be the alter I can be the alter I'm always the it's a holiday it's a isn't it a religious holiday yeah I should keep being an altar so basically have are you did you grow up Catholic or I grew up yeah I thought so okay so now cat were you an altar boy yeah okay

well then you can be the alter boy after she's the alter girl so here you go we have salt and this is instead of the body or the wafer because the way I mean we could put this here but it's still don't forget I have a I have a hidden what matzah around here so you lick the altar okay and then I sprinkle the salt and

then you lick the salt and then you take your drink and I pour it down your throat Manischewitz wine I don't drink or you can have water then we'll waterboard you water water water Hollywood Jake can I have water fresh glass of water okay and so lick the altar and yep any part wherever you want just open up to camp

wow that was that was quick I don't know if I'm gonna work with rusty nails and they seem dangerous already yeah of course please all right lick okay and water I need my water I'm gonna try to do a Hebrew song I need a shot glass from behind over there maybe it's pla it looks like that okay yeah yes yes max back here hello

captain max and what is your Passover message for the multitudes wrap it up okay careful careful careful and whoa yes yes max okay I said wrap it up I'm wrapping okay I wanted to give him a chance I thought he wanted to do stuff but you know it's cool we try to give everybody a chance here on the show so

okay let's everybody come over here we're gonna say goodbye where did my seatmate go every okay but not a good time to laugh okay well a woman all right guys hey wrap it up here come sit here somebody sit here okay so we are wrapping it up as usual at a Passover Seder there's someone who says let's wrap

it up you know because it always goes a little too long so you know that's what's going on right now so we want to just say thank you Savannah Jane and mr. nails and Dayton and a Circe Elise master D and you know so slave Greg Greg Greg the slave Greg the slave okay I would like to thank all of you fabulous Jewish people I've

never celebrated all of you fabulous Jewish people that sounds a little bit it's so much fun it's like saying all you know my dad's a world to collect your own all I was hitler never let me wrap it up pop them right then that was wrap it up okay so our final prayer is we want you to be good we want you to be

happy we want you to enjoy freedom or restraint whatever is your preference 50 shades of Pesach whatever it is practice the bonobo way beer beer is not for Passover supposed to be managed at its wrap it up okay well you said can I have beer all right so make like bonobos not Pharaoh's make love not war make love to

someone you love tonight even if that someone is you and especially if you're in the Middle East we love you Jews and Muslims refuse to be enemies to talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else you can talk to us I'm Dr. Susan Block your mistress of the airways but my day job is director

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