Squirt Salon #36: A Squirting Saint Patty’s Eve!

Full transcript of Squirt Salon #36: A Squirting Saint Patty’s Eve! on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

Everybody kinda ready here? Let's go! You've been listening to Radio Suzy One on the World Wide Web And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block

Brothers and sisters Lovers and sinners Artists and exhibitionists Boyers and connoisseurs

Lucky little leprechauns And loose Little devils Squirters and squirt liquors

And squirt likers All you children of sex And all you children of squirt Because we all are children of sex

And squirt, right? I mean, even in a test tube You gotta squirt something in there That merges with something else

To make life brothers and sisters And it's more than that Squirting not only creates life It sustains life

It makes life worth living Because of the pleasure Brothers and sisters Ah, yes

The pleasures Of The waterfall of womanhood Holy water

We are going to celebrate that tonight, brothers and sisters Here in the womb room I want to welcome you to Dr. Susie Speakeasy In the soul of downtown LA

And the irreverent Dr. Susan Block Your servant And your mistress Of the airwaves

And tonight I am a sexy St. Patrick Except instead of chasing the snakes away Whoa, come on, baby

She doesn't want to kiss me Well, maybe that's just as well Kiss me, I'm Irish Yeah, it's St. Patty's Eve

If you're listening or watching us live And thus I am all decked out in green In fact, green is a very difficult color to match Which is why I have all these different

Weird combinations of green tonight But that's just like the forest, right? Mmm, that's right Happy St. Patty's Day, Eve

And tonight, if you're listening or watching us live Here on Dr. Susie.tv Well, it's going to be a wet one It's going to be a squirting St. Patty's Eve

Because, well, we got lucky And we got Dume Let's all welcome Queen Dume Welcome, Dume

Oh my goddess, you are my goddess I would have you again and again and again Except you live in Texas And there may be no more oil wells in Texas

But there is a geyser and her name is Dume And she is just an amazing, amazing woman That I love, my friend And yeah, I think this is your sixth time

Which is great And it almost didn't happen No Oh come on, tell us about your trials and tribulations

In the San Antonio airport Drama, drama, we had a flight leaving at 10.30 So we had plenty of time to get here 10.30 a.m. that is

And apparently there was some trouble with the transmitter The transmitter That's what we have trouble with too here on our broadcast I guess whatever airwaves you're flying

You have trouble with the transmitter, you can't fly So they actually flew in technicians from Dallas And then it wind up being apart And so we were delayed till 10.30 till 2.00

And so then they had to get the part from Phoenix Had to fly in And so once it was flown in And they fixed it

It was a 5.30 I think boarding And we probably didn't leave until like 6.00 So yes, we are here You just kept us all on the edge of our seats

Yes, but I have to say I'm a little dehydrated Right, are you drinking? I am I need Jack to get me some more water

Also, I have your special St. Patty's cup Oh yes You know how to have one of those For whatever

And I do have something special for you Oh, wow Maybe you can take one of the picture of you and me together And you can frame it

And you can mount it on your wall Because I love Bonobos Oh, I'm going to even let you pronounce it Bonobo Look at this

Oh my God, this is so beautiful Here, hold the other side of it Well, Jux Lee One of our great bonobos

Takes a shot, yeah Yeah Yeah So some of our other guests might not know what that means

They might not know what DuMay calls bonobos I'm going to now pronounce them bonobos But I usually pronounce them bonobos

Bonobos, yes Bonobos, right And bonobos are the Make Love Not War chimpanzee That swing through the trees as well as with each other

They're the original swingers And they are very close to us Absolutely They are, you know

I mean, you either swing from vine to banana Or from partner to partner, you know And they do both, actually They swing from the trees

And they have all kinds of sex In all kinds of positions And they kind of show us What we might have been like

Before we got civilized And DuMay Well, you are kind of a bonobo yourself Yes, I am

You really are And I say that as a big compliment Thank you Because I love bonobos

And I love swingers I love human swingers Because it's like, you know Natural and free

And, you know, you're trying And mostly succeeded Sometimes failing But keep trying again

To get rid of that other green thing The green-eyed monster of jealousy Right That's a tough one

Absolutely How do you deal with that? Jealousy Do you ever get jealous?

Not too much There is a learning curve I would have to say that And I call it the lifestyle

Because I think it's a lifestyle That we choose Yeah And it's not necessarily

Is what the media perceives As swinging We don't swing from couple to couple We pick and choose

So it is a lifestyle we choose It's absolutely choosing And that's an important thing Because a lot of times

It sounds like in the media Like everybody's playing Blind man's bluff And just going from person to person

Without any discrimination Yes But you pick and choose like your friends You can say no

Except these are sexual friends You can say no And move on to somebody else When it's the right time

When everybody's in agreement And like minds Four like minds together That's sometimes a rare rarity

So when it happens it's great But That's a pot of gold That's it

At the end of the rainbow And it's not the end Because there's always another rainbow Well, yeah

So swinging leads to porn Doesn't it? It's like a gateway drug I guess kind of

You know? I mean I find that that's true Whether you call it swinging Or the lifestyle

Or just sharing the love I think it's an easier concept Yes There just happens to be a camera now

Right Yes Very concrete thing And also kind of a marketable thing

Right Absolutely So you can put it out there Not everybody is in that kind

Of a position to do that But that's a great thing When you can do that So okay

Well speaking of porn I've got some guests here That I don't think you know I know

We invited a few And I'm excited to introduce them to you But I'm also going to encourage you Are you drinking fluids?

I'm dry right now though Where is the water? Just water Just water

You don't drink You don't want alcoholic beverages Just water You know what?

In this little green picture I believe is some plain Good old fashioned organically produced Water

And water is what Squirt is mostly made of Absolutely That's right

It's mostly made of water Oops I just lost my skirt And you know what?

I recognize that This is the skirt that you gave me And I wore it for good luck all day Even though it's only got a little bit of green

But I love this I saw that I'm like how sweet That was very nice of you

Little hippie skirt you gave me I love it Okay So sitting next to you

Is a lovely porn star Who's a little hard of hearing So what do I do? I have to enunciate

Very, very clearly And this is Savannah Jane And we're going to welcome back Savannah Jane

Because she was on the show In 2008, I believe Right? She was on a Purim show

And it was wild She really stole the show She did I didn't even know who she was

But we were doing this little play And there was a guy that played the king Jack Jack Lawrence

Right? And he just fell in love With you, Savannah So welcome back

Thank you Welcome back Savannah I'm so glad to be here today Yeah

So what's it like being a deaf porn star? Believe it or not Right before I left the industry In 2009

There were a few deaf people Trying to come in And it just never happened And I just came back to this industry

About two months ago And I love it I love it You know

You don't have to hear the fuck No You don't have to hear the fuck Yeah

There's a lot of things you don't have to be to fuck Or see You don't have to be able to see You don't have to be able to do everything

And have everything in like Olympic working order Because fucking is so much about feeling anyway You do have to feel I think to fuck

Yeah It's a lot of the time It's funny It's kind of interesting

A lot of people That I've came across Or I've hooked up with They have this like

Stupid little fetish thing Going When they want to check out Fucking a deaf person

It's like I don't have a fucking mission Okay I want to try fucking a mission

I see how it will work There is a fetish for everything Yeah, exactly I'm sure that there's a deaf people fetish

You know And yeah I mean you know It objectifies you a little bit

But so does porn in general I'm sure there's multiple fetishes That people might have That would like you a lot

Including like just a big boob fetish Or something And look at those knockers And I love the way you have them all

Tied up in Kiss me I'm Irish regalia That I have there

For all to put on In case you're not Irish enough And so right now I am going to introduce

The lovely lady Who is kissing Savannah Jane's nipples That being

Vicki Vixen Hello Welcome back Vicki Vixen

Hello Hello It's great to be back I can't wait

Vicki is in the stripper pole Table's chair Of display And she is back here after

A few months Right? Yeah, it's probably been About three months

Three months But she's like I don't know Well, you said that we weren't

Prepared for video last time But you are hubba hubba tonight I tell you Yeah, last time we were

Doing a kind of a military sex Show because of the portrayal And she opened a purple sweater Yeah, but you rocked that

Sweater baby Once I took it off Yeah, absolutely So Happy St. Patty's Day

Happy St. Patty's Day to you too Do you have any Irish in you? I do Yeah, I thought so

I'm about a quarter Irish A quarter? That's a lot Yes

Wow And what is that part of you Like? That part of me

Is the one that likes to drink Ah And fuck Well, we have

And we're green We have the drinking Irish shot glass here You'd be amazed how much

I can hold my liquor Yeah, absolutely And for fucking I mean, if it's a stranger or

Somebody we know The Irish condomania condoms You know what though Like the guys

Fuck Really big dick So I don't have this Condomania dick

You know what? I have extra large here Do you? Somewhere, yeah

You gotta find it I don't mess with the small one I got an extra large You know, for your big guys

Right Yeah Of course, you big guy Girl

I don't know I don't think I see They do say extra large Is the small print

Some of them It's in small print They should put it in big prints That's pretty funny

They should put it in big print Why would they put it in small print If it's big condoms You know, we get these condoms

For free from our Glorious Condomania condoms There you go

See, it's XL Lifestyles Thank you condomania I'm keeping that

If I had a back pocket Which I don't I'd put it in there Alright, well you never know

You might get lucky tonight I have a feeling I'm going to though Yeah

You brought some friends I did I brought some of my Bestest friends and roommates

And so one of them Is sitting right here One of them Is sitting right there

Right, and this is Jessica No, this is Nico Nico, right I was close

Nico let Scaletti Scaletta to be Yeah Nico Scaletti

Okay, we She gave out your last name Not me Right, okay

That's okay Okay, let's turn on her mic Yeah Okay, so get close to this

Here we go So, you know You're a civilian I guess I'm Vicki Vixen's assistant

And secretary So you're not really a civilian Right, I thought you were a neighbor Or something

No, no, she lives down the hall Anyway, and you're her assistant I am She assists me on lots of things

Right And do you do it for the money Or the excitement The excitement

And helping out the lovely Vicki Vixen She's going to be Assisting me at the

Porn Convention coming up At the end of the month And she will be getting paid I'm going to be paying her

$100 a day To be my little assistant Okay And including makeup as well

Very good for you And is this a career path for you? Oh, I'm not sure But it's more of a lifestyle

Than just a career path Oh, really? Are you two lovers as well? No

We should be That may be down the road Who knows Well, there's a road tonight

That ends in a pot of gold Well, then Down the connoisseur Beyond the rainbow

Right But I do indeed have A couple more people right behind me You do?

I see that And they're, you know, supporting Okay, all right Actually, actually

The one in the middle She's Jessica And she's my bottom bitch Your bottom bitch

Yes Wow Maybe she should come up To a microphone

Why don't you come join us, Jessica Yeah Come sit over there Yeah, come on over there

And so, Dumea Are you going to this convention? Yes Yes, what is this convention?

It's the dot-con Oh, right The LA Staple Center And are you going with the company?

Yes, I'll be there with the V&A nation V&A nation Yeah, Vicky Bet Nation, yeah

Oh, Vicky Bet Vicky Bet I get mistaken for her all the time Yeah, well, you know what?

I kept saying, yeah Because your blonde books Well, she's also been referred to As Vicky the Vixen

Right, there you go Yeah, so there's a big little Misunderstanding with that one Okay, no green with envy there, right?

Nah Nah, she might have like 400,000 so followers I got a little upset today

When I saw there was another Dr. Susan Block at Harvard What? Right, I know

And she's like this big physician At Harvard, right? Well, see, the thing is Is that you have your Ph.D. already

And she doesn't I have two of them She is an MD You're the first Dr. Susan Block

Okay, so you're the only one that counts It's a competition Yeah Anyway

The one and only I apologize to the other Dr. Susan Block For feeling a pang of like

Hey, bitch Every time she gets Googled They're going to find you I know that's true

Because I am at the top of the Google search Of course Poor thing I do feel sorry for her in a way

To have that name I feel sorry for her too Because she's not nearly She can't rock that name

Like you can No Actually, doctor She sends us a lot of traffic

Oh, she does Yeah, because they go looking for her She's a major world famous researcher Cancer researcher right away

I should give her a call See what she can do about my cancer You should have her as a guest I should

Let's call her And get her on Yeah, we should do that We'll call it Walk Squared

We're putting out that energy now I'm in the mood for like Mystical putting out of energy Because I never pray

But I pray to all the gods And goddesses that do may Could make it Oh, thanks

To the show I did I did I did

And we want to thank Southwestern, right? Oh, yeah They're getting their shit together

And hubby over there And hubby And hubby Oh, he bought the tickets, right

Right They better give you a kickback For waiting all that time They did

We got extra vouchers Oh, okay, good Okay I would have sent out a private jet

But it's broken down Actually Yeah But so other than my secretary

And my bottom bitch I also have Mike Hart behind me And he is actually a pop singer

Oh A pop song He is He is a pop singer

He actually has quite a little Following as a matter of fact Yeah All right

Well, that's exciting So Does he have one of his songs here Or do you want to sing something for us?

I think you could see him His face turning bright red right now He needs one of these Drink a little more

And then maybe you'll sing something for us There you go Oops, I didn't mean to get it Right between your legs

I'd love to sing something for you Sing something for me I will Good job

I had this, the print song Stuck in my head earlier You were a little Nicky Oh, you're a singer also

I like to sing I want to work with Mikey sometime soon I'd love to collaborate with him But

This song was stuck in my head earlier You know what I mean? Because I knew this little girl named Nicky

I guess she could say she was a sex bean Met her in a hotel lobby And she masturbated into a magazine Oh my God

I woke up the next morning And Nicky wasn't there He looked all around And all I found was a phone number on the stairs

He was like, call me up Next time you want to grind You know What are we supposed to call that guy

If we don't call him Prince? The symbol Prince The artist formerly known as Prince But he is Prince again

He did that because his contracts Like ran up You know he Didn't want to like go through

Like the contract that he had to be Prince And so he changed it So that he can get out of that Like

Somebody else owning that name For a certain amount of time Is that right? You are

Just inside track Nicky here Yeah Well, okay

Everybody say good night To Evie for a little while Good night, Evie Good night

Because she's going to go back into her cage You want to put her back? No Yeah

And And we're going to You know Kind of get some of you up here

Onto the bed Oh, wonder Might be wondering What I have pictures

And umbrellas for Whoops Is it for catching the squirts? You know

What just fell down It's just one of these Oh, okay, that's all You're okay

I'm okay It's just one of those things Alright, well I've got Another shot

Somebody A few of them Right Does anybody not have one of these?

Do you want one? Okay And we have mojitos, I think Is that this green drink?

Ooh, I need a drink A green drink A mojito? Do you want some mojito?

Yes I do I want a mojito Scarf it down that

You can put it into this glass if you want Here Ooh No

What's the other How fitting The sexiest leprechaun I've ever seen The other juice

Agua is not juice, honey No, I know it's not Agua is liqueur This is a little bit fresher

Oh You know, it's got that mint You want some? Thank you

May I have some, please? Who? Oh, you? Oh, yes, the singer

Thank you, Susan Yeah Okay, here we go I'm pouring

Cheers Yeah, yeah You're gonna have to reach a little more There we go

Do you hear that buzzer? Is it just me? I hear it too Yeah

Okay Is it bad? Should I keep the headphones on? It's fine

Well All right So I'm gonna keep these on for a little while longer See how we do

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2-1-3-6-7-0-0-0-6-6 So I'm looking for towels Don't forget to bring a towel

I don't know where a towel is on Okay Did you forget your towel? Don't forget to bring a towel

Don't forget to bring a towel Don't forget to bring a towel We're all the squirting If you plan to squirt

I make sure you bring a towel Well you know It's true That's why a lot of women hold back from squirting

Is because we're afraid of Wedding the bed Do you squirt? There you go

Do I? No, right? You do Yes, I do

Oh wow I actually have one of those One of those plastic tarp covers That I can put on my bed

You don't like vibrators, do you? No, she does I love Hitachi She brought her own

I see She's a man, I brought her own Wow Can you use that on me later?

She was saying that's what helps her squirt I love the Hitachi Oh, okay You know what?

It's not the clitoral stimulation Really, that makes me squirt It's vaginal G-spot?

Yeah, it's a little spot It's like a pissy But if I feel like I'm having trouble releasing While that spot is being done

If I rub my clit, it helps it Right, I think that most women that squirt And I believe that every woman can squirt But not everyone sort of wants to

Or tries They feel like they're going to pee themselves Well, that's one of the reasons But, you know, there's lots of reasons

That we don't squirt so much, we gals You know But just like guys can have orgasms without squirting Women can have orgasms with squirting

Some guys freak out when they do it And some guys don't like it And that's why women kind of shy away sometimes If they have a choice

Sometimes they don't have a choice It just bursts forth Like a broken fire hydrant So, but, you know

I think most guys that love women Love squirting Well, that makes it wetter too It makes it so slippery and just

Sway Once you do that, like Guys, like, it makes their It makes their knees weak, you know

Like, they're just, they're like Oh, my God, it's so hot I'm like It's a baptism

It's a baptism, brothers and sisters That's what it is And that's, you know Why we call it holy water

And it is a water It's got maybe a fraction of pee in it And prostatic, female prostatic fluid From the G-spot

And some other chemicals But it's mostly water It's a beautiful thing And so, yeah

So most women do it from G-spot But Dumay, you pretty much do it From clitoral stimulation And kissing

Pretty much, yeah That's why I put this Kiss me, I'm Irish With my fellow, yeah

Kiss me, I'm Irish, right She's got a vibrator It's Dr. Susie that does it to me Oh, right

I am Dumay's vibrator Okay I like that I like to be objectified like that

I'm a, I'm a, I'm a sex toy Yeah, use me, baby Well, then come on up here Me?

Come on up here Yeah, come and be a bonobo with me Yeah Let's go

Bring your toy Bring your toy Toy? You know Dumay doesn't need a toy

Oh, but she needs a toy Okay, okay No, do you have a plug up? Well, I guess everybody's gonna come up

All right, I have plugs, yes It might be a good idea for me to go I do, I have a tech department also Go to the bathroom before I start squirting

Okay, I'm gonna be right back Come on, you come with me Okay, come on, come on up here Come on

And so, here comes Dumay And Savannah Jane And I think that Vicki Vixon Must have gone off to, I don't know

Get ready Maybe she went to pee So in case she squirts, we all know That it's squirt and not pee

Nothing wrong with peeing, really For people that like that But squirting is not that Okay, so, yeah

More important than the microphone Is the vibrator, okay So the vibrator plugs in over here There's a plug right over here, actually

Okay, oh maybe it's plugged in Over here now, okay Here we are, brothers and sisters In case you are just listening

We are now reconfiguring Our bodies I have pictures, you know In case, okay

And we, okay So Dumay is gonna sit right here And lovely Savannah You wanna come on this side?

Oh, that's why it should be plugged in On the other side, yeah Get in the other side There is a plug over here, okay

Okay, so you come here Okay, or you could Maybe you could come over here But then you'd be on my side

But that's okay I would be protecting Dumay from the vibrations Since she's so sensitive She's just so beautiful

And sensitive Let's move the pictures for now Yeah, put them here We'll put them here

Soon we're gonna be interested in these pictures Right now, I love this What are we doing? Oh, now she's on that side now

Okay, oh This is Vanessa, my temporary producer Brothers and sisters And she's doing a great job

She's wearing green And talk into the microphone Is this mic working? Am I just not talking?

Yeah, say something Hello? Is it working? Yeah, okay, I can't hear her

Turn her up Okay, so, you know I thought it was a license plate, actually It is

But I think it would look better with a picture of us I have just the picture I have a picture of you squirting Where I'm sitting next to you

And you're just squirting all over the place And it's really glorious So, okay You know, and I have big boots right behind you

Oops, what was that? Okay, so, you see these big boots You can lie right between them Look at this buzzing going on

On either side of you We're not going to buzz, though We're just going to be together I just need a kiss

I know you need a kiss So, I'm going to put this microphone No, I guess I'm not Both of these ladies are doing dueling vibrators here

Okay, so, Dumay and I Are just going to kiss While they come Now, somebody, since I have my mouth full

Somebody Should be speaking on the microphone So, we don't have dead air For the radio people

So, who's one of our Our other guests? I speak on the microphone You could give a sports casting

Blow by blow Okay, who's that over there? Is that your sister? Yeah

Oh, she's leaving now She got scared And we haven't even started the squirting Wow, okay

So, nobody wants to talk How about you? Turn on her microphone Turn on this microphone here

Mike won Dumay was on before Who are you? Speak

No, she's speaking but we can't hear her Okay, turn on her mic And, okay Well, you've got the mic right there

Right, the way they can hear me come in Nobody can hear you, the way they can hear you Come in I'm just starting

Oh, yeah, right You don't make any sounds on your way Is her mic on now? No, no

Okay, go to another mic then Go to a mic that works Here you go Okay, what's your name?

Hi, I'm Lily Oh, perfect, Lily Lily, since you're the only one See, these two ladies are coming

And I'm going to be kissing in just a moment So you should describe what's going on And your feelings about it, okay So, you know, just like a sportscaster

Okay Brothers and sisters, I present Lily And now I'm going to be with Dumay Well, Dumay and Susie

Wow They are pretty pretty sexy right now

They're making out and a lot of vibrate each other Come closer

And now Savannah and no panties And Vicki are using Natasha on each other

Seems to be enjoying very much Vicki's having a great time Oh, so good

Oh, yeah Just like that Vicki's working Savannah really hard right now

Natasha Nothing happened Oh, my We just

We gave each other orgasms Oh, okay Okay Dry orgasms so far

That was purely physical The umbrella out of the way All right

We'll see the umbrella It doesn't work because the Squirt isn't coming from above us So Dumay

is fingering the host right now And herself it seems Oh, yeah

Oh, very nice You know I need one of the towels I think

Does anybody have a towel? This is all kind of waterproof, but I need a Yeah, I mean it's all

you know, wash and wear Ah, here we go Probably get one under my legs I think

at this point maybe I will take off my headset because you know, sometimes you gotta just be

You just gotta be Yeah How are you feeling, Dumay? Look at this pretty

I make myself squirt better than anybody What was it? Oh, yeah, you did trim

Now Savannah's taking me off her little panties I was worried And now Dr. Susie is down on me

Oh, there's a squirt, there we go How nice Vicki just made herself squirt Did you just squirt?

Oh, right Yeah They need the umbrellas Oh, yeah, they need the umbrellas

Oh, wow Vicki makes it Squirting away Oh, wow, baby

Suck it on your nipples Kissing Nice and wet, isn't it? Yeah

I'm dripping Yeah Well, let's have some applause for the first squirt of the night, brothers and sisters

Vicki gets it She's lucky Oh, yeah, actually we should have like a pitcher of water to be drinking

We're all kind of dry We need buckets of water here Yeah, absolutely

Right, Savannah, I see you working it up there Oh, Savannah's working it maybe But how are you gonna squirt through that whole thing there? You're just gonna let it go

You're gonna just let it go squirt through the fishnet She's gonna build it up Yeah, go for it Where's the water here?

Water, water And you want some water here? Yeah So pretty

Oh, yeah Look at this pretty big nipple Right here, Savannah Jane Savannah's going at it

Oh, yes, here she goes Oh, my goodness Savannah Jane is on the Hitachi Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah Oh, look at that Hot pussy just breaking through that fishnet

Oh, yeah Fingered by Vicki Oh, yeah Don't stop, she knows how to

communicate Oh, yeah, oh, here she goes Ah Ah

Mmm Oh, she just came Squeeze it out Oh, my God

Yo, yo, baby, yo Well, that was a nice big internal orgasm Let's hear it for Savannah Jane Yeah

Honey pussy Oh, yes, I think everyone wants to see Domaine's titties Yeah

Mmm, yeah I think, uh, what can we do, can we Yeah Oh, they're just so

beautiful and big and Mmm Domaine's titties Mmm

And look at these big beautiful nipples Oh, yeah Yeah

Speaking to my microphone Mmm Yeah, you like to go to sleep with big

dicks between your titties Mmm Oh, you're doing wonders for that that shot glass, yeah

Oh, and now this microphone is having a better time than anyone in the room I tell you, this microphone is right between these titties

Should we pass the microphone around like it's swingers here? Do you want to get the microphone between your titties? I think you should pull this down now

Yeah, like that, yeah Oh, yeah, there you go Titties out, okay Oh, nipples out, yeah

Nipples, everyone, right Right, I feel like Oh, yeah Okay, so

This microphone is a very happy microphone Except you're not speaking Yeah, oh

Uh-huh Mmm I think so I think so

So we lot, is Lily still out there? I'm still here Oh, yeah, so what's your impression of all these hot

I am getting an Eiffel here, getting a little excited Yeah, I see your jacket came off And you are

revealing your St. Patty's green Yes, I am, I love green That's good, alright And you know, don't hesitate

to take other things off, if you feel Oh, maybe soon, maybe If more sexy things happen Well

They're definitely bigger than mine You're all bigger than mine Kiss me, you fool Welcome to that microphone

It's my own piercing, I like it It's really good I wish everyone could see this So we're just going to have

like a four-way girl orgy over here Except She's got a nice wet pussy, I'm telling you Maybe you should go over here

So if you want to get right, because if Dumay's going to squirt we want the camera people to be able to see it, so

why don't you go over, maybe because you guys are getting all too I'm trying to, who should direct this because I'm busy kissing

Okay, but I just want to make You're not that good Oh, you bad girl Okay, but we're going to get this towel

under you I don't know if that's going to help I don't think, well, it doesn't matter It just looks pretty, so

Yeah, here we go Everyone seems to be thinking Look at that G-spot, even though you do the clip thing, your pussy

is just so flush Oh, it feels good Yeah Such a flushess pussy

Where's the water? Water? Yeah, that's a good spot That's really a good spot

You need any water? Nope I'm working on it I'm focused

Such a pretty pussy How does that feel? Well, both Susie and Vicky are working Duma's pussy very well

Oh, and they're totally trying to get in there With Dumae's pretty pussy Oh, yeah

Your pussy's so wet Oh, it squirted It squirted, I got it on my hand That was your kissing

Mm-hmm Vicky's rubbing her own pussy now vigorously He got a towel, he got part of the towel

Putting the towel on her little pretty pussy Mm-hmm Wow, Vicky and Dumae both playing with themselves

Oh, Dumae just squirted Oh, my God Vicky just squirted Oh, it is just

squirting every real far Oh, my God, it's holy water everywhere We just got hit

This is the super so-called sex brothers and sisters We're still going Oh, yes

Our cap of people are getting soaked Wow Savannah just squirted also Wow, all three girls

Savannah, Dumae and Vicky all just squirted Oh, yeah Oh, now Vicky's

taking off her skirt Oh, Dumae keeps on going, doesn't she? Oh, yeah Beautiful, just flowing

Venus fountain Oh The fountain of youth, I say Yeah, we need more towels

Don't worry about it Just squirt all over the place We'll just clean all the velvet It's all washable

It's a beautiful thing Vicky's going for it again Oh, wow Juxley's getting wet

Look at you You're just such a prolific squirter I had no idea Vicky Vickson could even roll us I think we need to break off that roller now

I think you got some competition, Miss Dumae Now Lily is looking at Vicky's come off of Justin's hands

Oh, here she goes Vicky Vickson, feathers and sisters He was the one that came Who came in front of him, I think

Is where he went Oh, yeah Whoa Who's this?

Panties, you know, Panty Boy She didn't wear any panties You made it, but we'll make sure she does when she's done

Okay We'll make sure she wears some panties We have one of our bonobos coming in He was wearing a wet

Oh, I see, you're ready to dive in Dive in Oh, yeah, squirt all over us Go right ahead

We're washable, right? I think this is a wash and wear dress Vicky is positioning herself over Yeah, yeah, definitely

It's lucky And instead of just kiss me, I'm Irish It's squirt on me, I'm Irish

You know, tonight I'm the Dr. Susan Block show Whoa And we do have an umbrella here

No umbrella Oh, it's just for show, really We like to get squirted on Yeah, okay, you guys want

No, they love getting squirted on, really They do Yeah That is a vagina

Don't squirt on my vagina You can squirt on this vagina Go right ahead and squirt on this one But not the fake

vagina Okay So Vicky Vixen is naked except for her

St. Patty's necklace with her shot glass And her pussy is right after her And I do believe that

I could probably squirt again Yeah, yeah, yeah, squirt again Here we go Oh, yeah, here she goes

Vicky Vixen Oh, yeah Oh, and it's so nice Oh, yeah

Beautiful shower Just a a spring shower I just know my spot better than anybody

Yes, you do No man can make me squirt like this That you make me squirt, right? Man or woman

Yes, squirt there There it is, there it is Oh Beautiful

Yeah, it really shoots out there Like a pistol And you're from Texas too No, I thought you were

No, no, I'm sorry No, I'm not I got married in Texas That's what I remember

I'm not married anymore I knew you did something in Texas I made the most mistake of my life You've been Texas

Everybody's story from Texas Are you from Texas Are you an original Texan? No, I'm not

I'm a military brat She is too That you have in common I am a Navy brat

I was born in Germany Oh, Germany Where are you from? I'm from Miami, Florida

Florida? Okay, everybody's from everywhere here But we're all Irish tonight And we're all wet

Whoa Really, really wet Absolutely wet Oh, yeah

We're from Ireland We're all from Ireland, right And just so everyone knows I went to the bathroom before I came

It is real squirts Real squirts And it smells delicious Does it not, everybody?

You know, you don't smell like If everybody's been pissing It smells like a latrine But it tastes great

Who wants to squirt into the pitcher? It's a sweet water Squirt right into that pitcher Vicki squirted into the pitcher

Yeah, here she goes Vicki Vixen squirting into the pitcher Whoa Oh my goodness

Squirt Fill the pitcher, Vicki Yeah, look at that So let's have a glass

Can I have one of the champagne glasses? Cheers Except the only problem With the green champagne glasses

You don't see how beautiful You can see it here That looks like sugar water We're gonna pass it around

Look at this Here Let me do that again Oh yeah

You guys can drink it I am not Come on, I drank mine You gotta drink yours

You'll drink it It's healthy for you It would be a first for me It has no smell

I suppose for you No smell And Susie just down it all It's like syrupy water

That's what it's really like It is, it's a little thicker than water But it doesn't have a taste You don't want to try it?

You want to try it? It tastes good I'm gonna pass it And do mine to drink it all Yeah, it's a little bit

Thicker than water, right? Okay, so we're gonna pass it around Hey, why don't you Pass it over that way

Everybody's gonna have a little piece of Vicki Vixen In their bloodstream And that is not a good thing We're passing Vicki Vixen around the room

And I'm getting out of rotation Champagne Vicki Vicki, you taste delicious I'm gonna have another

Champagne Vicki It is, it's delicious You are delicious, don't worry It tastes really good

Thank you Who else wants one? I saved some for someone else What? What is your issue?

Um With your own squirt I can understand I'm not wanting to drink somebody else's No, you know

Anybody else in this audience Anybody else in this audience You know how awkward it is Pass it around to a glass of your fluids

It's a beautiful thing, Vicki Oh, try it This is a Camilo Bonobo Ville, sharing the squirt

From one Jessica, it is my fluids My bottom bitch Did not drink my fluid

No, I'm gonna punish you for that later Oh, well, of course your bottom bitch Would drink your fluid She didn't

Oh, see, you want her to now You're in the spirit of things Well, if anybody's gonna do it, I'd want her to I'm not doing it

What's that? Just take a sip She's gonna try it now Yeah, she likes it

Sugar water, I'm telling you She didn't guzzle it, yeah I hope so Has she had it before?

I think that she's been squirted on by me Yeah, but how about it now? I don't think she's ever actually caught it in her mouth Thank you

She said I'm delicious Do you want to taste it fresh out of the chute right here? Vicki Vixen So giggly after all that squirting

I'm not shy, but for some reason right now I am It makes you very giggly, doesn't it? You want to get in there? Yeah

There you go Well, if you're gonna get your fingers in my pussy I'm gonna get my fingers in yours Nectar from the goddess

Oh, yeah But if you're not gonna talk Give it to this talkative one You can't hear me

I can't shut up More nectar You want to drink some maize? Oh, hi

She'll make you squirt Savannah's getting on top of Vicki right now Hello Oh, yeah

That's fine You are insatiable Mine as well Seven and seven, please

Let's move our cheeks together Seven and seven Oh, yeah Oh, du-mais

She's just stimulating my cheek Oh, hey Oh, yeah You got one here too

Oh, somebody's squirting over there Oh Oh, here she goes Maybe not

I'm gonna rest for a second Jumae and Caesar are still going strong You have my squirt all over your titties and it's like dripping off

Look at that I squirt it all over you She's like shiny, she's glistening from my squirt Savannah is glistening from you

That's what these little cups are for to catch the squirt Do you like a little tapping on your clip, Jumae? Do you like that?

Yeah There it goes Savannah's trying to catch it with her little St. Patty's cup

Here, you know what, we're gonna do it with this I'm gonna, here, just move that a little We're gonna get this in here Oh, yes, don't

Ah, whoa Jumae's going well Okay, we'll just let you squirt If you sit up a little, yeah, okay

Sit up a little Okay, here we go Come on, Jenae Jumae and Vixie are making a little mixture

Jenae Here we go, you ready? Okay Oh, yeah

Fill it up, oh, fill it up, girl Okay Mmm That's good, that's good

Now, let me have a A champagne glass Look at this, look at this, let's have a glass Let's have a glass

So you guys know that's a mixture of both of our squirts It is a mixture of champagne, Jumae

and champagne Vixen Woo! I like that Oh, Lord

I am not Come on, take a sip No Why not?

Come on There we go, all right I am the squirt connoisseur How is the mixture?

Delicious, I mean it's not even really delicious, honestly it doesn't taste like anything It's like

syrupy water, right? Like thick water A little bit sweet A little bit like coconut water

A little bit like coconut water Yes, yes Room temperature Room temperature

No Okay, who wants to try? Oh, I know Papi does I know Papi is the squirt sampler

Somebody take a picture of Papi drinking the squirt here What? Is somebody taking a picture of Papi?

Oh, yeah, and here we go Oh, yes, I need some more Water We have some

Okay, I'm going to have a little sip, too Again Are we going to save some of it? Did you drink it all?

No, not yet Okay, I want to Somebody should grab it and we're going to put it in the refrigerator

and analyze it Maybe if it was refrigerated I might Put some ice in it

and then I'll try it It goes down better when it's room temperature We're going to analyze it

You should probably have to chase her Okay, here she goes Vicki Vixen Squirtin

USA She's a Navy brat so she likes a lot of fluids She likes

to be out there on those waves I'm on You're an Aquarius You're an Aquarius, right?

Water signs here I'm a little Gemini I don't know what to do, I'm just bubbles with all these water signs here

Here we go, water, water everywhere And Vicki Vixen is now fingering herself right above the pitcher

Make it sweet, Vicki Here it goes Pitcher's getting it all Yeah

Okay Nectar of the Goddess There we go Nectar of the Goddess

It makes me want to squirt I know, well, you're going to get your turn I know What are you doing?

Where's the squirt? No, don't put ice No, not ice in the squirt I want to analyze it

It doesn't matter We had two glasses, right? Okay, here Take this

Now what I want to do is cover this This is enough to analyze We're going to cover that with saran wrap

And we're going to put that in the refrigerator and make sure not to put it where Pappy can get it Okay, cover that

We got the saran wrap over there Casey, where did you get the saran wrap? Okay So please put that in the refrigerator

in the guest refrigerator and that is going into analysis So You said that seeing her squirt

made you want to squirt some more So you haven't squirted enough And here you might have something to say

I like that green cigarette electronic cigarette I successfully quit smoking real cigarettes It's almost like three years ago

Yeah, you are amazing And by the way, you seem like you've been toning up or something I've been going to the gym and I tanned

I'm not all pale anymore Yeah, you look hot, hot, hot Thank you Thank you

When I first started in porn I was considered a BBW BBW Well, you are now

a squirting vixen I've always been a squirting vixen I didn't know that When did you first squirt?

Actually, the first time I ever squirted was on webcam when I was fucking myself with a dildo on webcam

And you just discovered it or did you want to? Well, I had some customers on there that were giving me

tips on because it's really in the mind Sometimes these customers are very helpful It's really on the mind and they said

don't be afraid if you feel like you're going to pee because you're not going to Because you know how when a man comes

his pee comes out the same hole but he's not peeing when he comes you know So

Yeah, yeah, amen and amen That's right That's right And women have been, you know, kind of

repressed in this regard to a great degree Not that everybody has to do it It's not required for good sex just like hearing is not required

for good sex as Savannah attests You know, you just you really can have good sex any which way

But this is one wonderful way to have sex And can I get an amen and an amen Amen

Amen It is holy water and we have been baptized and we're not done No, we've still got some time

I know, I have my cup right here Kiss me, I'm Irish This is my cup, Dr. Susan, right here Okay, keep talking you guys

Everyone's pleasure, you have a good kiss there right now Susie's fondling Jumai's beautiful breast right now

And Jumai's pleasure in herself Whoa, I felt it Capture that It is about my kids

She's a professional She has a PhD in kissing Kiss me and you squirt, I think That's what happens

I love it, put my cup there Oh, yeah Oh, Jesus Don't let it go to waste

Someone should be there to lap it up Yeah, hurts me You know I don't know about this little guy

Here's a pillow You can do this Oh, we don't know if we can Keep the water coming

Yeah It's not a water when you've been squirting a lot It starts, you know what You start to get like cotton

When you squirt too much Everyone's rehydrating H2O, one of the great aphrodisiacs That's some high quality H2O

Life savers I like how it's got a little hint of What is it, lemon? Move your hair

Dr. Susan Going down on Jumai No, that's the problem Oh, no

Oh, yeah I'm sucking out her clip Pretty hard right now And Bicky Vixen

He's putting a little finger in there as well I'm not mad at you Her pussy like squeezes my finger Oh, shut up, girl

Oh, shit, I can't even pull it out Oh, it's stuck in there Her pussy is so smooth inside I can see how wet it is from here

It's the smoothest pussy I've ever felt Mine has ridges Yours is just like smooth It's crazy

Little bit to the left Oh, yeah Such a pretty pussy So well groomed

Oh, squirped Oh, yeah, gush, gush Oh, yeah I'm getting the picture ready

For the incoming squirt Outgoing, I guess Right in the picture Oh, there it goes

Yep Oh, yeah Here we go, brothers and sisters Now I want to keep a little of this

I thought you wanted to analyze I know, Papi, you're going to get some But we have to keep some of this for analysis I was going to analyze it, too

You're going to analyze it with your tongue I know Analyze it I'm going to analyze it

With, I don't know, some sort of chemical analysis So, okay So do we have a little something I can pour a little of it in? Yes

I wonder if mine has refrigerated enough Wait a second This has wine in the bottle Well, that's your mixture with the wine, too

You know It's a cocktail This is how you turn water into wine Here, give this to Papi

And now I want you to This will let me know that this once you made You didn't even cover the glass So, we're going to put this

Into analysis Yeah Whoa, look at all that We're going to be

Analyzed So this is going to be analyzed I like being analyzed He bring me into the

Amel show, I'll prepare for it Like I do a scene We're going to analyze this That's the nectar of the goddess

You know, everybody's always asking me What exactly is in it? And there is something that makes it thicker than water It's mostly water, but

It's just bodily secretions What they say What Deborah Sundahl Who is the woman that

Taught me how to squirt She says that it's You know, to a great degree Prostatic, female prostatic fluid

That the G-spot has this fluid That kind of somehow Comes out in the squirt Yeah

Where's your microphone? It kind of builds up and squirts out And then it builds back up That's where we can do it multiple times

Multiple times That's why I have to rest in between Yeah Let us work it back up again, right?

Drink more water Drink water, yeah Well, do we have water? Oh, here's more. Oh, yes

This is a nice little straw The cock straw Yeah I'm going to suck on this penis

Right here I would really feel sorry for a guy If he had a penis this small Aw, but you know what?

He would be so happy to have you licking it like that He wouldn't care if you felt sorry for him If you sucked it and licked it like that And look at how you get his little balls

All the way into his mouth Oh, yes It is a leprechaun penis It is a leprechaun penis

It is a leprechaun penis You want water? Water You want alcohol?

We also have that Oh, yes Who wants to bring over the mojito? Let's have

I think we all need Except Dume, who's very pure Dume is so pure I don't know how you could not need a drink

After all your traveling No, your Your agua water That got to me less

That got to you Yes Let's have some more also for the host That looks so good

This is a special brew Is that a special brew? Aha Flowing up mojitos

Did you make that? Oh, we have a dancer who wants to go on the pole Well, you know that will give us a chance to relax a little bit

And then we can Do some more squirting Let's have the dancer on the pole Who's the dancer?

The dancer on the pole Oh, yes Darlin, this hat is yours That's my girl right there

This hat is yours, Darlin So I think what we need is a little bit of music This is my ass-istance He sucks music

You need to speak on a microphone You need to speak because otherwise our audience can hear you Even though I am Vicki's roommate

I've never seen her squirt before tonight, but it is impressive as What was that? Four feet? She never squirted on you?

She never squirted on you at all Almost hit the people in the crowd, it really did I did when Marcus was here And Marcus was here a few weeks ago

and he made me squirt He makes me squirt You should go on the Olympics of porn That's your roommate

You never squirted on her You never squirted I have never squirted, but now I want to Here we go

Are you gonna squirt? Show your butt Show your butt Look at that squirt

That direction I made a point I'll cover you guys in my squirts Jane getting in there

She's got the microphone Hey, I didn't see you earlier today They could be so good Savannah's

Savannah's going at Dume Dume is making Now Vicki Vixen Nice up on the pole

Vicki Vixen climbing high on the pole That squirt Vicki Looking beautiful together And Dr. Suzy still working with Pussy

with Juma This is the best song for this Squirt here Someone lost their dress

Where's Marcus London when I needed We found it, okay We're sitting down there Savannah's solo on the stripper pole

Looking amazing Shaking her beautiful ass Giving everyone an iPhone She has her beautiful pussy

And it's sparkly Dr. Suzy is exhausted Vodka jelly shots Look a little scary

Everyone is partaking The green vodka jelly shots We have green vodka Oh, look at that

Dume is passing Thank you Lisa for the Rufficon Green vodka jelly shots

I think this is going to make me squirt Maybe The jelly shots are going to make you squirt Alright

The vodka jelly shot Just fell in the mojito Or the water or something Brothers and sisters

Lovers and sinners Squirters and squirt lovers And squirt likers And squirt lickers

Wow Wow Anybody have any questions about squirting? I'd like to squirt

You'd like to squirt I mean, yeah I bet you would What, I'd like to squirt

Yeah, don't mind I've been squirting for the past 20 years You've been squirting for 20 years?

20, that's it Wow, what did you do before? I'm only 24 Oh, right

You're an old soul A nasty foil I know, I love it Alright

So are you all squirted out ladies? Should we try one more time? One more time What, a grand finale?

Water, let's, okay, here we go I'm gonna try You gotta be next to me And I'm gonna try to squirt

Yeah, you need to Have some water This is the climax of the show Somewhat

We've got a few minutes And then We're gonna leave you And then

You can listen to us later And then you can pay us a little money So that we can have We're gonna try to do it

I don't know if we can do it simultaneously I think Vicki Vickson's going for it too Because you can't have a revolution With no fucking money

That's the deal Whoa, there goes that Yeah, that's, okay What?

That's why I have assistance, that's right Vicki Vickson You're gonna be next to me We're gonna be kissing

And maybe we're gonna be squirting at the same time Oh, here you go Hold on Vicki Vickson and Savannah

On Vicki Vickson's Little pissing A bunch of girls on the bed loose And look what happens

Oh, and Vicki goes Whoa, that was probably 10 feet It looks like 10 feet And

The temporary producer is there with Whoa Wow, she got it in the Pitcher from a mile away

Yeah, alright Get a free drink at the bar Get real wet You get two free drinks at the bar

Hell, we'll give you five free drinks The fluid That depends what kind of fluid Ah, it's flowing

As long as there's water That's the important thing There's some water Vicki Vickson and Susie

Kissing beautifully Both of them are rubbing their pussies now And Vicki Vickson's taking a little break here It's

It's wet It is soaking, Dr. Susie Squirt, did you see that? Dumay

And Vicki And Susie At least I'm doing it a little bit I don't feel totally embarrassed

That feels good Wow See, every woman can squirt You just have to really want to

You gotta kind of work it And then you get used to it maybe But I haven't gotten used to it Whoa, although

Yeah, it's funny how When you just squirted across my lap I just squirted Not as much as you, but

Whoa I got a breast Whoa, what was that? Watching you make me squirt

You know, it's sort of like the way The synergy going on Like we all get Our periods at the same time when

We live together And when we squirt together we kind of Inspire each other In that wild way

The bonobos do it also Did we do it the bonobo way? Not exactly, but That's okay

We did it the Dumay way And the Vicki Vixen way Absolutely And Savannah

Savannah Savannah has come I don't know, did you squirt? I was so into my own squirting

I don't know, okay Orgasms are wonderful Whether they squirt or you just feel them Explode like an earthquake in you

You know, whatever way You can have an orgasm is a beautiful thing You really don't feel that Just because this is a squirting show

That you have to squirt If you have a great sex life With no squirting God and goddess and the devil bless you

Because you don't need it You don't need it, but if you want to Expand, you want to try something Wet and wild

Then try it, you know Vicki Vixen What time is it? Oh, it's way after our time

So I'm a little drunk on squirt And it's time for the after party I'm so happy To have you all here

For the big squirting show I want to thank all my fabulous guests First of all Dumay

Queen Dumay And What do you want to promote? Just tell us what you're up to

Where we can find you, everything You can find me at dumaylive.com Which is, I guess I better spell it for you

D-E-A-U-X-M-A-L-I-V-E So it's dumaylive.com You can find me at the dot-con this weekend

I'll be there Besides shooting for some other companies Girlfriends films Gonna work on my road queen

Gonna go ride that road queen I love that car And actually When I get back to San Antonio

I'm doing a mainstream movie So I'm very excited about that It's mainstream fetish So I'm excited about doing some

Mainstream and doing some other things What are you doing in mainstream? It's a Mainstream movie

What kind of fetish? Milk, squirting? No, actually I'm just a cameo

Small part It's good Step and stone So

Working on that and then working on some of my own stuff If you haven't seen Working on Dynamic Dumay

Dynamic Dumay I'm your super action hero 32, 24 34

34 That's more than 32 32 what? 32 GR they big

32 GR they big Hallelujah We're working on some of our Our own stuff

I have to contribute that to my hubby In the background there He's wrote about 11 different scripts That we're working on

It's gonna be fun Go Larry go Superhero Thank you Dumay

Let's hear it for Queen Dumay These guys came all the way From Texas with all the airplanes Breaking down and everything

And some people can't make it here from Westwood That's right We appreciate that

And thank you Vicki Vixen It's my pleasure to be here It definitely is

It tastes really good Vicki Oh well thank you Men would pay good money to do what you just did We'll be changing your credit card

You can find me on Twitter Vicki Vixen Also Google me, you can find me on

Most of the major porn websites I'm also trying to Cross over into some mainstream as well My boy Frank

He has me Being his little spokeswoman For all of his media events I had the honors to go

Who's the boyfriend? I don't have a boyfriend I had the honor to interview Some B-listers at the Oscar

Pre-party That was awesome I was able to go to the after party And meet some amazing people

And got drunk I also did The X-Biz awards On the red carpet

And the avian awards I was holding the microphone for that Also coming out really soon Is a pilot too

It's either going to be a movie Or it's going to be a series It's about a rabbi It's about a rabbi

That owed gambling debts to the mob And so they were going to cut off his balls But when they pulled his pants down They found they had a huge dick

So he's like, I think I know how you could pay me back So they made him do porn And I'm the porn star Wow, that's a great story

I want to hear more about that Well, that's going to be coming out soon They're going to be posting that It's just a pilot right now

That's going to be coming out And it should be anytime soon Hopefully they're going to have some funding to make it Is James Dean going to be the rabbi?

No, no, no, no It's some old Jewish dude Unfortunately But also

With my agency, Type 9 They have a new reality series That we're going to start filming Later this month

And it's called Type 9 Sex Drive It's kind of like Taxicab Confessions And they're going to be filming us As we get rides

To and from our shoots So I'm going to be doing that as well So you guys look out for that Awesome

Alright I have a booth at Adult Con I bought my own booth I'm not doing it for any company

It's just my booth And my girl Nico Is going to be my little helper So you guys should come by Adult Con

And buy some of my DVDs Oh, there's a Tarantino parody That's going to be coming out That I played as Madonna from Four Rooms

And I'm going to have that Just in time for Adult Con And I'm going to be selling those DVDs Make sure you come by and buy one

Because that's the only place you're going to be able to buy one of those DVDs right now Good for you Alright, let's hear it for Vicki Vixen Alright

And her holy water That's some holy water Alright, Savannah Jane Great to have you back

I've got a website It's clubsavannahjane.com And my name is S-A-V-A-N-N-A-A

J-A-N-A And you can find me on Twitter Ask Savannah Jane triple X I'm going to be at Adult Con

Next weekend and I have a booth And I'm sharing it with another girl And we're going to sell videos And posters

And take pictures with us Maybe some dirty panties And some dirty socks Because a lot of people love dirty panties

And panties for panty boy Maybe some broken toys too I'm like a vibrator terminator I break every toy that I get my hands on

Oh, a vibrator terminator The one to call on The stop spinning Well, you have to come back

Next time you'll ride the Sybian We'll see if you can break that Now that you're back Okay

Alright, let's hear it for Savannah And our commentators Nico, first of all You were a great dancer here

So where do we find you? You can find me on Facebook Nico Nala Imogen That's I-M-O-G-E-N

I think I'm really only on Facebook But I have a tumblr And I'll find you at Adult Con

You can see me at Adult Con I'm working with Vick Yamabu's sexy secretary Super professional with my glasses But on Twitter

No, not Twitter, I don't have a fucking Twitter On my tumblr I'm Nico in Wonderland My bonobo thing that she gave me

It's really great, look at Cush in Wisdom On tumblr, that's an amazing page Actually, the best way to find all these wonderful people Is you go to Google

But I had a wonderful And you put in You put in 38 squirts And there's Dume

With hundreds of listings Happy Safe Patties Day Even if you spell it wrong They'll send you there

They're no idiots Best day of my life, hands down Best day of your life I love it, thank you guys

Best day of your life Best same patties day Every day is the best day I thought it was best day

I was really impressed Best same patties day It's only once a year But I think it's same patties day now

It's after midnight Okay, and Lily, we have to thank you Hello, thank you Do we find you anywhere on Twitter?

Twitter, it's lilybabygirl9 Lily with one L Yes, Lily Baby Girl I am, hi

Thank you for having me And we love having you on the show You've been to the show a few times It's nice to have you on

Absolutely, Lily Baby Girl Yeah, you did good Next time you're going to be up here Oh, maybe

I'm sure Babies, bonobos Babes and bozos We want to thank all of you

For being with us And make sure that you Follow the bonobo way Whether you squirt or you just

Come with a big Explosion inside Just make like bonobos Not baboons, make love

Not war, okay What? Oh, yeah Make like bonobos, not baboons

Nobody saw that, right? Make love, not war Make love to someone you love tonight Even if that someone is you

Make yourself squirt I love you From Los Angeles, California From our house to your house

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