Squirt Salon 27: Spring Showers

Full transcript of Squirt Salon 27: Spring Showers on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

You're listening to Radio Susie 1 on the World Wide Web and now here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers, sinners, artists, and exhibitionists, voyeurs, and connoisseurs. All you children of sex, mmm, and we are all children of sex. Are we not? Yes, we are. We may or may not be children of God. We may or may not be children of Jesus.

We may or may not be children of Venus until we start cloning ourselves. We are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Amen! Can I hear an amen?

Amen! I want to welcome you to the womb room of Dr. Susie Speakeasy in the soul of downtown LA. I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block, your servant. Mmm, tonight, if you're tuning in live, it's spring.

Well, it's actually one of the coldest days of the LA year, but hey, we didn't have an earthquake today. We were supposed to, right? Maybe we will tonight. The earth is about to move under my feet.

Oh, Lord and ladies, I got some hot ladies here to celebrate the start of spring, to swing into spring. We got some swingers with a chance of showers. Mmm, that's right. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. My holster's full here, but men are not the only ones to shoot their lover in the eye with their glorious ejaculate.

Showers, chance of showers. Got that shot? In more ways than one. Mmm, it's holy water. Good for the skin.

Mmm, and showers bring out the flowers. Mmm, I have some beautiful flowers here tonight. Flowers of womanhood. I think we're all women here tonight. Sometimes I don't know for sure.

At least my main guess. Okay, starting with the fabulous queen of the spring, the spring shower mistress, Dumé. Yes, Dumé, Dumé, Dumé, Dumé. I pronounce it in the French fashion.

There you go. You got it right. I do. You. Dumé. Whenever I can.

Dumé there. And I'm so glad you are joining us again back here at the Speak Easy. What do you think? We've rearranged everything? I absolutely love it.

Yeah. Yes. Yeah, and you're just in the talk show part of the section. Soon you will enter the erotic theater that is like a harem designed for the pleasures of the flesh.

And the mind as well, yes. We approach human sexuality on every level, body, mind, and soul, baby. So Dumé and I have a soul connection, I think. Absolutely.

And this is your third time here. Three's the charm. And I hear there's going to be spring showers tonight. I hear it's a possibility. It's a possibility. You never know what the weather.

It's a weather kind of a thing. Yes. But we're going to swing into spring. Absolutely.

You're a swinger. Yes. What does that mean? It means actually it's a lifestyle.

The lifestyle. Yeah. It's a lifestyle we choose to be lifestyle. I'm glad you weren't forced.

Yes. Well, we don't swing from one to the other, but we choose to be in a lifestyle that's very welcoming. Yes.

Yes. Very welcoming. Mm-hmm. Adventurous.

Yes. Yes. Can we talk about your husband? Or is that?

Oh, hell he is. There he is. He's right behind you. The man behind the goddess.

That's it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yes.

So did your porn career come out of swinging? Yes. It was a friend that actually introduced us to say, hey, why don't you get on this amateur site?

So that's where we thought of them. Let's do it for fun. And so I did everything I could to try and get him to put the camera down just to come do me, do me.

They're in the name lines, yeah? Yeah. It was a fun name before we ever got into this business. Mm-hmm.

Okay. So. Well, welcome to the business. Welcome to the womb room.

Great to have you back. Thank you. I've got my rain boots on. All right.

We're ready to rock and roll. Holy water. All right. Do me champagne, right?

Absolutely champagne. Do me. I'm going to do it the French way. Okay.

So I want to introduce my other guests. I have, of course, the return of Diazerva. Diazerva. And Diazerva.

Is that from deserve? Dessert? No, actually. Zerva is a variation of my Yahya's maiden name.

Oh. So it's the Greek side. Oh. This is a soul name.

Yeah. Okay. So everybody here was at adult con. You were at wrestle con.

Yeah. I was in a wrestling tournament all day today. When it comes to spring, young women's minds turn to wrestling? It's primitive.

Yeah. I think it's kind of cool. You know, it's like the, is it the ancient Greek kind of approach except with girls instead of guys?

Like erotic wrestling. Gregoroman style. And there's something hot about a woman sweating all over your body and just rolling around. And it's good for a play.

And this is your wrestling partner here? This is one of my wrestling friends and porn star Cheyenne Jewel. Oh, okay. Did you wrestle to get today?

No, but we wrestled. We did underwater erotica a couple weeks ago and wrestling. Uh-huh. Okay.

Hi Cheyenne. Hello. How are you? Good.

I'm supposed to tell you Ken Marcus says hi. Oh. He's so jealous. So jealous.

Ken Marcus. The devil himself. Isn't he? He is, isn't he?

He looks Mephistophelian. He does. Dominus. Yeah.

And he used to be the only photographer in town and then the only good one. Now everybody can take a photograph, you know, but, but he's, uh, he's, he's an original. And, uh, and so, okay.

Well, hello to Ken. And hopefully he would deign to grace us with his presence at some point. Uh, so, uh, so you're a wrestling fetish. What?

Tell me about yourself. This is your first time here. I'm in everything. And everything.

Say hi. Almost everything. Yeah. That's, I don't know.

That sounds a little bit like when my clients call me for telephone sex therapy and I say, well, what turns you on? And they say everything. Well, maybe when you're 18, maybe it does everything turns you on.

The wind blowing. All right. Well, we're going to find out more about everything in a moment. We have here and Jeanette Astoria.

Hello. How are you? I'm very good. Welcome to the Dr. Susan Block show.

This is your first time here. It is. Yeah. And tell me about yourself.

You're a, you're a, do you a milf? Is that what you? Well, yeah, I guess I'm classified as a milf slash cougar. Yeah.

Yeah. And Jeanette, could you pull that microphone closer to your lips, darling? Of course. Yes.

Thank you. So I guess it depends on how you want to look at me. I'm a 37 year old mom of five. So it depends on your, it depends on your fantasy.

Wow. Look at that figure for five. I'm impressed with that. Jesus.

Wow. So you got into porn after all five or in the middle? I did after all five. After all five.

Okay. How old is the youngest? The youngest is eight. The oldest just turned 19 today.

So woohoo. Oh, woohoo. Yeah. At least one is released.

So how do they feel about their mom, the milf porn star? You're kidding. They love it. They do.

Of course. It's very hip these days. Well, my three oldest. Used to be a source of shame.

Now it's fame. Yeah. My three oldest, they're like, oh, you know what? My mom's so cool.

I'm the cool mom. But then my three, my two youngest, they're like, oh, look at my mom. It's just normal. Everybody's talking to her.

Oh, well, that's kind of cool. Yeah. You know, they don't get it, but it's like, okay. All right.

And is the dad around? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Same one? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. All right.

Love of the death. And as a matter of fact, we're going to have to hook up with your other son, your couple over there. Oh, yeah.

You know, we're going to have to work out a deal over there. You know. Yeah. Yeah.

I guess so. Well, you know, we're all about networking. We sure are. Yeah.

All right. Well, welcome. And there's something about it, urban mil for urban cougar or something like that. Yeah.

What makes you urban? Are you in the city? Actually, well, I am black, white, Native American. Oh, Native American.

What tribe? Blackfoot. Blackfoot. Yes.

Oh. And actually. That's sexy. I don't know why.

Actually. My studio actually. And the Bible foot means stick. Kind of.

Ew. You know, it's kind of. Well, in that case, I'm good to go either way because, you know, black guys have the big dick and they have the big foot.

Right. Okay. I'm good to go. I'm actually know my studio was nominated this past year for AVN.

Your studio. Yeah. And we're actually concentrating on the urban newcomers of the industry.

Sorry. I have to drink out of the side because this microphone. Talk about big black balls. I got one right in front of my face.

Welcome. And now. Da da da da. Royalty.

Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. We have a real princess. Here with us. Well, we now have a princess without the queen over here.

Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yes.

I'm sorry. I'm trying to pronounce things in. Right. Is it pronounced princess?

It's pronounced princess. Princess Felicity Jade is my full name. Princess Felicity Jade. It's so beautiful.

Just like you. Thank you. You just look like you. You just kind of blossomed out from a lily pad like

Aphrodite or something. Just beautiful. Thank you. So where did you blossom from?

I lived in Florida, but I grew up in Belize. Belize? I knew there was an island thing about you. Belize.

That sounds so exotic. Down in the tropical rainforest. Wow. A tropical rainforest.

I mean, well, that's really kind of organic and sexy and wet. Yes, definitely all wet. Yeah. Yeah.

And so that was where you were born. No, I was born in Florida. Okay. My parents moved down to Belize as missionaries when I was six.

Missionaries. Christian missionaries? Seventh dad, missionaries. Awesome.

Wow. Well, sister Felicity, welcome to the other side. Thank you. That was hot.

So tell me about your evolution, your sexual evolution from missionaries' daughter to penthouse pet, girlfriend's contract star, all that. And princess.

Well, when your parents or someone's restricts you, pushes you one way, when you get away from that, you kind of go way far the other way. I kind of fell off the cliff the other way.

And you did. You did. Yes, it was a good cliff to fall down. Yeah.

I mean, did you purposely do that or did you just get drawn by your beauty by some devilish seducers? I decided I wanted to model when I was 13 when my mom went bra shopping.

I saw the lovely ladies and she's like, oh, don't look at that, they're naked. Naked? I don't see any titties, but whatever.

I want to do that one day. So I was 13, barely growing my boobs. And I decided I wanted to do that. So when I turned 18, I did a modeling casting call

and I got the job. And from there, I started doing adult. Wow. So that's great.

Well, we're happy that you've just sort of wandered in this direction. So how about the missionary parents? How do they feel about this direction?

My mom absolutely hates my guts, but that's nothing new. Oh, nothing new. I've never really gotten along with her. It's why I left.

My dad, I just don't talk to him about it. And we're cool. Oh, OK. Yeah.

All right. And you have all these friends and subjects, I guess. You know, being a princess. I have this for you, by the way.

It's not spelled right, but. I want to put it right here. Yes. Just so that we know who you are.

And, yeah. So now you're a girlfriend's, contracts are girlfriends is all girls or guys? They only film girls.

If ever a guy ends up on set, all the girls look at him like he's got three dicks. Really? Really?

But do guys do the filming or guys at the top? We had an extra, one time we had a guy for an extra and this porn star who does everything, kind of walks in the room and she's like,

Why are you here? Wow. It's like we never have a guy on set. OK.

But there is a guy in your life. Right? Not really. Are you talking about my new fiance?

Well, that's what I'm talking about. Is that like a figment of fantasy? It's not a guy. Oh, that's a girl.

OK. You didn't put it with two E's though. You put it with one E's, so I thought it was a guy. OK, there I am.

It's supposed to be. Back to my French thing. What? The girl was supposed to be with two C's?

No, with two E's. Two E's. Girl fiance would have two E's, would have the accent on the second to last E

and then the other E. Anyway, I'm always into the school teachery thing. It's terrible. OK.

Sorry about that. But anyway, so it's a girl. You have a girl fiance. That's even more exciting.

Who's that? Should I really announce it? Yeah. I was trying so hard to get her to come on here.

All right. I've loved her or really liked her since I met her. Yeah. I've liked her more and more every day and we were on set

like, what was it, Tuesday? It's not earlier this week and I was like, will you marry me? She said yes.

And it was Miss India Summer. Wow. I knew it. India Summer.

Wow, we're all seasonal tonight. Congratulations. Thank you. That's so sweet.

And when are you going to get married? We haven't decided yet. Wow. We'll have to wait until California passes the,

what was it, Prop 8? Oh yeah. Well. Isn't it illegal to get married right now?

It's not. Well, it's on the verge. I'm just going to marry her in a film or something for now. Marriage is, I mean, it's a feeling.

It's a statement to yourselves and your community. We'll marry her. We can, right here. Actually, I'm a universal light church minister.

We'll get you married. I could marry you. I've even got the pulpit, you know. Come on one time with me.

Yeah. Let's get her on here. Absolutely. Absolutely.

You should have several weddings anyway. Even one for your Christian missionary parents. You should invite them. They probably will like India Summer.

Anyway. I don't know. I think my mom would hate her. My mom hates every other hot woman.

Well, she's so jealous, right? I guess. She must be. Poor thing.

And do you have brothers and sisters? I think I'll just have eight. Eight? Wow.

Those missionaries get busy. They don't use condoms. All the same parents. That's the thing.

They don't have any birth control. My mom, they know they used condoms because, well. A few, but they broke them. Your dad must have been a giant.

He used to steal them. Oh, really? Wow. Yeah.

Well, now you don't have to. I'm going to give you some. I'm going to give you some condoms. Yay.

I don't want anybody stealing any. So now panty boy is on the line. No, he's not on the line. Actually, he's on Twitter.

Twitter. So. That is so cute. Whoops.

So we have a variety of condoms here for everybody. Chocolate and strawberry. And what do you like? Do you like banana?

I want strawberry. You want strawberry. Strawberry is good. Or raspberry.

Okay. Chocolate, swirl. Oh, Magnum. Who's got the big boy?

The magnum. Yeah. I think Dumay needs the magnum. Okay.

She's the one that's talking. She's the one that's talking about bigpox. Yeah. These are from condomania.

It's all wet already. It's all wet. It's sticky. Is it sticky?

Oh. I like sticky. That's fine. You do?

I do have a question. Do you have any female and female condoms? Do I have female condoms? You know, I tried using one of those once a few years ago.

Remember, it was like putting in a garbage bag in my pussy. I didn't really get into it. So I don't have the no. But I mean, I don't know.

We could make one out of it. Here. Maybe you can. I don't have a dick.

You don't have a dick. Well, we're going to get dicks in a moment. Yes. I need to be given a fake dick.

That would work. We're going to have some fake dicks. You got the Buddha right in front of you. There you go.

Her strap on. She can just pretend with her strap on. Here's another strawberry that's dry. Okay.

I was not complaining about the wet one. Oh, and look. This one's a Sarah Palin. Palin protection.

Really? This is a collector's item. No wonder it's leaking. Sarah Palin.

Maybe we should use this one tonight on something. Yeah, we should put it over her head. Exactly. That's Sarah's head, actually.

Right. Okay. Yeah, we should. We should.

Somebody said, George Bush said, thank you, Sarah Palin, for making me look smart. Anyway, so panties. Panty boy has been very judiciously tweeting.

He is, by the way, not a paid member of the Dr. Susan Block Institute, as most of these people aren't either, but he's just, oh, he's a panty freak. Is anybody wearing interesting panties for panty boys?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Let's have a look at the panties now. Okay. Let's see. First one with the panties off gets the Sarah Palin con.

I'm not wearing any. Diazurva is fast. There you go, girl. And she was a U.S. Marine, so let's look at these.

These are really cute panty boy. You got some cute panties. Look at those. Those are all pink, which is a good color for tonight.

And polka dot with the tri strap. I got the tri strap going on, too, but yours are in the back. I think the last ones I wore were androgynous looking, so I wanted to spice it up this time.

They were a little, you know, you can go all different ways, it seems like. Yeah. Well, that's from your marine training, I guess.

Adaptive never come. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and now let's see these panties here.

This looks, this is Anginette. Yeah, these kind of lacy, very nice. Very, very pretty panties. Lacy red and see-through.

Look at the way you handle those, Anginette. Very, very nice. Panty boy is just orgasming right now. Look at that butt.

Very nice. I can't believe that butt gave birth to five kids. Well, actually, the butt didn't. But still.

The butt helped make that. The butt helped make them. Yeah, exactly. That was the attractive way to look at it.

It was a consideration to that. All right. And now we have Queen Dumé's beautiful panties. Look at these.

She's so gorgeous. Black, basic, elegant. Classy. Classy, black.

And the black lace stockings, lace top thigh highs. Yes, very, very classy. Oops. Right there.

Very nice. Look at that. Very nice G-string. Yeah.

And did I see miss everything? There we go. Mine are ugly. Oh.

So you're into everything including ugly panties. I wasn't prepared. I will let panty boy be the judge of whether your panties are ugly. I think panties are more like them.

I don't know. He might like ugly panties. The main thing he's into is the smell. Oh.

They probably smell. She was on set for Buttman today, so. Don't mind the single tail mark on my ass cheek. Oh, look at these.

Well, these ass cheeks are very nice. Yeah, these are your plain. They kind of look like American apparel or something. Which, you know, has its hitness.

Sexy Brazil. What are they? What kind of? It does say sexy Brazil.

Sexy Brazil. Can we see the front? Yeah. Those are perfect for wrestling.

Oh, look at those. Those are so pure. They're not ugly. And then you have your voice turned on.

Thank you. They're white and pure. Are they cotton? Yeah.

Kind of. Kind of stretchy. Like a blend. Like a radioactive blend.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm thinking everything is radioactive now. We're all going to be growing an extra genital of some sort.

That would be amazing. Maybe we can use it. Wouldn't it? Right.

We have to look on the bright side. Yeah. So, now, Princess Panties. Ooh.

I figured it was coming to that. Yeah. What are you reacting to? Blink it.

Princess Panties. Princess loves pink. Oh, look at these titties. My goodness.

We got an extra thing here. There we go. Oh, wow. Look at that.

Wow. Beautiful titties with the little decals, I guess. Princess hearts. Pink hearts.

And then, of course, the panties. Sheer, white, pure, and sheer with little black clothes. Wait a minute. She's a princess.

She's a princess. I would like to introduce my husband. He is actually. I don't want to say nothing.

At Prince. You know. Right. Are we swingers?

We're quasi-swingers. He's a prince. But I'm a real prince. He is actually a prince.

He is Prince Maximilian Rudolph. Leblevich Delupklipitz. Defilingerie. Prince of Prague, Duke of Melnik.

My name is long. Yeah, exactly. You know, when you're in court, you get these long-ass names. That's one of the privileges.

You don't get to, you know, you're not just called like Madonna. That's why I went with the simple name. I can't do all that. What?

I have trouble remembering my kids. I have trouble remembering my own kids. My kids' names. I mean, you know, you get on there with like this whole long thing.

I'm like, what's your name? Hang on. I don't know. Don't you know?

I have trouble remembering your name. Anginetta's story is a long name. Now, Princess Felicity, that's a long name too, but you just say princess when you forget the rest of it.

Exactly. Just call me angel and there you go. All right. Yeah.

Angel in the morning. I like that. And Dumet. Dumet?

I always have to just think of doing her. Dumet. Yeah. See, but we say both together and then you got both of us

and then you have double trouble. Right. Yeah. Double trouble.

Do me there, do me there, do me there. I think I'm going to change my name. And I would definitely do her anywhere. So, the do me.

Do me. You're going to change your name to do me. What are you imitating? Dumet.

Well, I just looked. Now, Felicity, are you like a Lily Kay, like a total gold star lesbian? Do you only have relations with ladies?

I take my guy. I guess I would say I like to get to know a guy first. So, it's like, I wouldn't be able to like do a stranger on film. So, it's the reason I haven't progressed to do guys on film.

Ah, progressed. It's a kind of a progress thing. I guess. I don't know.

So, you think you're eventually, I'm like a guy. Max is saying yeah. Yeah.

I'm like that. Like a typical guy. That is what a lot of guys think about. I'm like a guy.

Girls are like, yeah, you're just, you know, using your training wheels, right? I don't know. I don't think that's true of Lily,

but it's true of some girls, I think, you know. I mean, girls do sometimes do girls as training wheels, right? There's an intimate connection with girls. Where you feel more comfortable.

But there has to be the same body. Yeah, I agree totally. But it's great foreplay. He feels more comfortable with girls.

Foreplay too. Guys with all those balls and shit and smelly assholes. I don't know. Yeah.

I'm like a guy when it comes to girls, like I don't have to remember their name the next day and I don't have to remember them, but. Right.

Let me spray some perfume on you. I go through them really fast. You go through girls fast. Yeah, so I'm like, if I live a typical,

I live every guy's life. Just come and leave them. Uh huh. But when it comes to guys, I don't know.

I like to get to know them a little bit. Right. Because it's like a stranger, which is exciting, I guess. I mean, for me anyway.

It's like a girl is like familiar. It's like, it's like another you, right? I don't have an emotional connection to a girl. It's just like, let's have fun.

That's it. Yeah. Let's have fun. Right.

Oh, speaking of fun. Uh, has anyone ever tried Agua? Only here. I think we are ready for our Agua shots.

You have a choice. I was wondering where the sugar should go in here. The sugar. These are salt.

The salt. The salt. It's salt. Wait a minute.

I have to tell the story always. All right. My lovely assistant, Vita. Vita Licious actually on Twitter will pour the Agua, I think.

And I will provide the salt. And yes, tell the story, dear. So anyway, so we run an ad. We need an assistant.

The assistant actually comes down from Washington state and she comes into the bar and she says, I'm very uncomfortable here. I have to leave after flying down here. I said, oh, well, all right, we'll have somebody drive you back

to wherever you came from. And then the next day she blogs that I had Coke under my nose and there were Coke vials. Coke vials all over the bar.

All over the bar. These are the so-called Coke vials. Right. And they are actually vials of lime salt.

Right. But there was also, because we were building rooms, there was also dust on the floor. And she said there was Coke all over the floor.

Yes. And she called the police. A little coked up that girl. She did.

She called the police. And she admitted that. But the police, they already know us. They said, oh, no, no, no.

That's just Dr. Suzy. She just does wild stuff, you know. No, I mean, they don't mess with me. Our beloved LAPD.

We love them very much. We love you guys. Come on over any time. Leave your guns at home.

Just shoot the gun between your legs, baby. Hey, you've got a caller on line three. All right. Let's talk.

And he wants to know the best way to prepare for anal sex. Oh, let's talk about that. So let me see. What is his name?

His name is... Does anybody know his name? All right. Mr. Anal.

Okay. Jack. Jack off. So we're going to see how this all works here.

All right. Hello, Mr. Anal. You're on. Hello, you're on the air.

Hello, Mr. Anal. Hello, are you there? Mr. Anal. Hello.

You're on the air. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Okay. I guess he's not there.

All right. Okay. Just stick it up your butt. It's a nice thing.

I mean, it's a nice thing to do. So I'm giving out party favors. Let's see. Yeah.

Here you go. You get... Oh, you have a question? Or you want a pocket rocket?

Here. There you go. We want favors. Favors.

Favors. Do they already have batteries? Can we use them now? Actually, you already got them.

You can use them now. All right. I am going to get a couple of fun little new things here. Oh, my God.

For my returning guests. It's like pulling from Star Wars. Oh, yes. Here we go.

We're stuck in a trash compact. Stuck in a trash. Okay. This is a Star Wars, you know.

Oh, and we're doing our shots. I like white. Okay. Yeah.

So now, who wants the vibrating tongue ring? Me. Me. Ooh.

I didn't do that. Yes. And this is to measure Larry's cock. Oh, my God.

Could I have one of those? This is a glow thing. I could put in my little baby chicken. Okay.

Blue batteries. Where's the batteries? Where's batteries? Batteries.

We should have batteries somewhere. You know what? I also have... What do we have?

We have batteries? Are these for the thing? Okay. Just...

I don't know if those are the batteries for this, but, Brian, tell me where the right batteries are. We need batteries. Batteries.

You have us and this goes together. Batteries. We need power. We need power.

We got a revolution. We need the batteries. Get the batteries. Get the batteries.

Not the gun batteries. Just the batteries. And, of course, we have our shots as well. Yes.

Yay. Hi. You're a humble hostess. I'm going to have a shot of water.

So, where are we? We're opening up the machinery before the agua. All right. That's good.

I'll get the machinery. Open up. Can you open it? I think that already has a battery.

No. Through the agua. Could we have some technical help here to help? Technical help.

I have some fun going on over here. Don't move that light. Don't move that light. Keep that light.

Put that light up there. Keep that light there. That's good. James has a shot.

And so, what have we got going here? There we go. Did we do our shots yet? No.

Okay. Time to do the shots. Oh, yes. You got me these great cigarettes.

These are candy cigarettes so I can look cool without. Retro. Retro. All right.

I'm excited. But I want to see some agla shots. Oh, well, I'm seeing some kissing going on over here. Wow.

Kissing. Mm-hmm. The princess. Short cigarette.

Yeah. Yummy. Yummy. Yummy.

Yummy. Yummy. Yummy. Yummy.

I don't drink it yet. Here's what you do. I think Dume has to demonstrate what she is doing right here off of Cheyenne's titties. She is having some of the salt.

How? She's licking the salt up off the titties. I'm getting her ready. Excuse me.

Okay. I'm going to the bathroom. I'll be right back. The titties.

She had dry titties. She's getting them wet. And now she's going to put the salt on the titties. My letter showed nipples on this.

Yeah. You can show nipples. Yeah. You can show nipples on this show.

I have never... You can show anything on this show. Such a collection of breasts in my life. Tonight is like...

You have a very cute sitting there like that. Oh, my God. He's holding her up from behind. Exactly.

It's very nice. And Dume is very passionately suckling... She's good at it. ...those lovely natural titties of Cheyenne...

Dume is such a giver. ...Jule. She is such a giver. Mm.

She is. Yeah. You are, too. Okay.

And now the shot. All right. So good. Agua cocoli.

The cur. Made from the cocoli. But perfectly legal. Wow.

Okay. So this is how you swing into spring at the speakeasy. With titties and beautiful ladies. And maybe I should just use this one.

Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. I have batteries on this one. Yeah.

Batteries. And stuff. Oh, and we have lovely... Lovely princess.

Offering up her pretty titties. For... Oh, princess has got the... Princess.

What can I say? Such a princess. She really is. You guys ready for our devil?

And you put the salt on the... And you put the salt on the boob. Right, right there on the areola. Which you have a perfectly...

Yay! Areola spot there. Let's switch to this. Switch her.

Switch her back there. Switch. Ooh. Goodness.

Mm. So can we do a double shot? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, look at that. That's a double shot. All right. Yeah.

She says, can we do a double shot? I just want to let the radio listeners know as she reveals these beautiful humongous tatas. Mm. But they're so pretty.

They're so ready. They're so pretty and ready. And it is before 12, right? Mm-hmm.

I told them they could come out before 12. Oh. It's before 12, right? It's before 12.

Yes. So, yes. We're right on time here. We're about 45 minutes in and titties are coming out.

Don't you? You know? It's like the seasons. You know, you start with winter and then you're talking about serious issues like missionary

parents. And then you move on to the flowers coming out for spring. I have to get it out of salt. Mm-hmm.

Now, I don't think Diazurva has gotten anything over there. I know, but we're going to do it. We're working on a whole project here, I see. Yeah.

Good. Yeah. Okay. Lick, lick, salt and share.

This sounds like a little game. They can come on anytime. Those are incredible. I mean, I don't mean...

Everyone knows what I'm... Meaning when I'm saying those. Okay. And now we have Angenine coming.

There's just... It's just like flowers popping out all over for spring. Yes. Mm-hmm.

Absolutely. Come on up here to the microphone box cutter. Say hello. Box cutter is here, looking very sort of Grecian and her over-the-shoulder garb.

Hello. Hi. Welcome back to the Speakeasy. Thank you.

Good to be back. It's coming up titties everywhere. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Mm. You know, I would love to take a shot off of Diazurva. Yeah. Yeah.

She's a fellow marine. I think it's marine night tonight. There you go. I know Lord Artemis Fowler is listening.

He should be. He should be. And he is. And he said he would be.

I mean, he said something about listening tonight. So, we're descending into chaotic sound, though. Sound, sound. All right.

Well, I'd like to borrow Diazurva's ass. I should shoot a shot into the crowd now. Okay, everybody. Okay.

Everyone settle down. You want a shot off Diazurva's ass? Yes. I would like to borrow her ass for a moment.

I think that's a wise choice. There you go. She is an amazing ass. She does.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. How can I say no? I look at these panties on this ass.

That's for the panties. Oh, you need the shot. Okay. And where is my lovely assistant?

Vita. Vita is pouring a little shot here of Agua Coco-Leaf-La-Cur. Yes. For Boxcutter who's here for your, like, sixth time or something.

I don't know. You were here on Valentine's Day. And now you're back. Salt.

Oh, yes. Salt. Salt is right here. Yeah.

Mmm. Can I lick it with her? Can you lick it with her? Well, you know, I think she'd be okay with that, right?

Can I help? Share and help. This is why I shower it after a parcel cart. Okay, I think we're going to add it.

Mmm. Can we all help? Yes. Oh, my God.

Oh, God. Yay! Everyone's going to lick Dia's service ass. Let's do one.

Right. And you face the chicken purse, which is rather filthy. I mean, I'm sorry, but it is. Yeah.

Oh, and I have to sign it. Do you have a pen for me? I need a Sharpie, I think, a Sharpie. That's a baby.

That's very cute. Yes. It's a very cute little chicken purse. What is this about women with chicken purse fetishes?

Yeah. Here's a Sharpie. All right. I'm just going to...

Do I just sign my name? I would love that. Mmm. Love.

It's hard to write on here because it's got chicken feathers. Chicken feathers. Justin, one shot of the signing of the chicken purse. Can you tell me, Dia, what is it about a chicken purse

that is so like compelling to you ladies? I kind of started off with... It just started off, I saw it. Oh, yes.

Okay. They're licking your ass really intensely, aren't they? You don't want to think about chickens. No.

This is... The guy that wanted to know about anal, he's getting a little lessen. This is what you do for anal. You do a lot of ass licking.

All right. Okay. Has everyone gotten a lick now? Because we have to get back in seats.

You got all the lines. We're good. I feel like I have a class. Where did the prince go?

The prince is in the bathroom. Is that right? Is he taking a bath? No.

So you're engineering during this part of the show. I see. All right. Okay.

That's a lot of licking. All right. This is like a lick gang bang, an ass lick gang bang. That's what this is, an ass lick gang bang.

All right. Nice. Dumay is taking the extra lick. Okay.

Oh, you're so awesome. Back in the seats. Back at your microphones, please. Por favor.

Oh my gosh. You don't have to pull your top down. Yummy. Oh, everybody's got their groove on.

Well, wait. Princess and I still have our shots. Oh, you didn't drink your shot yet. Oh, you certainly have to, you know, have some of it.

I mean, if you're like a true marine, you down the whole thing in one gulp. We have to have the salt. Oh, you didn't do the salt?

Let's have the salt. Oh, wow. You guys were just licking each other. We weren't even actually doing the salt.

That's hilarious. Okay. Just licking each other. Okay.

Well, you know, that does. Okay. Like this. Okay.

And now we have lovely licking going on here. Yes. Princess Felicity Jade and Anjanette Astoria. That sounds like...

There was a hotel called the Waldorf Astoria in Philadelphia. I think about Astoria in the Goonies, because that's where they stayed, or the city that was getting...

Oh, gosh. So, now, Dumay is getting all in the swing. We're getting a spring here. Are we feeling like showers are imminent?

Whoa. Because, you know, you could just kind of enter the boudoir here, if you like. Pretty good.

If you feel, you know... Go around? Yeah, you can just go around. There's a step up here.

Yay. Oh, and thank you for this cute little yellow hat. Look at what Dumay got me. Oh, my goodness.

This cute little yellow hat here. You are so welcome. Oh, I love that. Aw.

Yay. So cute. I don't know. Do I am I wearing any yellow?

Not really, but... No yellow tonight. No yellow tonight. But now I have to wear lots of yellow for this hat.

This is a great hat. Oh, my gosh. I like the front here. Thank you.

So, here we go. Okay. There you go. Let's see.

Let's put this somewhere here. So, this is the great Dumay, or Dumay. Come here. Come here.

Yeah, sit right here actually. This is good. And now you need a microphone here. Okay.

And I think this is good. Does it come around this way? Is this proper? Do I do this?

Yeah, we're going to listen to your pussy. Okay. So, now, this is a love mat here, by the way. I think we used this before, and we've washed it since a few times.

But it's a very absorbent rug. Oh, you're God. You're just talking to the microphone. I'm sorry, but you're just amazing.

I think you're amazing. Absolutely amazing. Well, thank you. Thank you.

I mean, I'm springy tonight. For our fans out there, she's just amazing. I'm telling you. Dr. Suzy is amazing.

That's what she means by that. Yes, she is. Martian is amazing. You know that term?

Amazing? No. Grace? Fucking amazing.

Oh, fucking amazing. Yeah, that would be Dr. Suzy. All right. Well, I'm happy to amaze you.

And you are just a force of nature or something. So, do you want to sit down or do you want to stand? I mean, do you want to dance? Do you want me to get comfortable?

Yeah. That would be the ideal thing. Actually, could I have my lovely assistant hold the microphone? Yes.

A little. Right. This is Pita. I know.

I know. As a name. It's Vita. Yes.

Okay. Very comfortable. Yes. Get very comfortable.

Do you see that little white pad? What's that muffin? Oops. Oops.

Oops. Oops. That's you. Yes.

There you go. All right. Yeah. Yes.

Look at you. You just look like dessert. Babies are booing good. Yeah.

Why don't you relax the boobies? Well, I totally, they couldn't come out until like... Until 12? No, no, no, no, no.

That's, you're just slightly off time wise. Okay. So, it's time for them to come out now. That's the happy one.

That's the happy one. I'm glad. This is the lazy one. You know, I'm a therapist.

Okay. So, look at that one. Okay. I'm doing that.

It seems to be responding to simple love and attention. Like a lot of things do. Yeah. A lot.

Yeah. Absolutely. Oh, there we go. Oh, yes.

It's so nice. I don't have to say it's been so... This is a happy one to me. It's so...

This one's even happier. I know. It's so been looking forward to Dr. Suzy's attention. Oh, but...

From the last time till now, I'm telling you. Yeah. Last time. She's my hero.

I'm telling you. Wow. I don't know why, but okay. You must have read that book, right?

I did read the book. Oh, I gave you my book. That's right. Yeah.

The second book. I read the first book and I was so amazed. Okay. Well...

It's always been all about you, baby. Really? Does Larry know about this? Yes, he did know.

A bit heavy didn't know. It's all about you. Oh. Oh, yeah.

You know... I get goosebumps. I'm telling you. Suzy, I'm getting a lot of interference.

You sitting there like that next to that mic? Okay. Do something. Look at her.

Okay. Thank you. You are absolutely amazing. You're gorgeous.

Well, you know... I absolutely love you. Okay. And I'm getting my little...

I love you too, Dune. Absolutely. I do. I do.

And I'm just amazed by you. You're such a hot Texas woman. The same here. You know?

And I'm just so happy you're back here for the third time. And it's spring. And the flowers are out. You've got a flower sitting right next to you.

And... I have two. Well, you know, I mean, I'm one of those perennials. And I am so damn glad you are.

So now, we call this show, Swing into Spring with a Chance of Showers. Absolutely. So what are our chances?

Actually, if you work it right, it's going to be like 100%. Okay. Well, you know, that's good. That sounds good to me.

I mean, what do you like? I know that last time you were here, it was Marcus London. That was the key.

He was the squirt master. And he is a great squirt master. And, you know, I mean, we just let him do all the work. And I just kind of lay to your side

and soaked up all the credit. Yeah. But now he's not here. You have that little shipping glass out there.

I know you do. Yeah. Right. I was picking up with the glass.

Right. That was an experimental one. This one, I think we're going for just the pleasures of spring. You know, we don't have to collect it.

Oh, and that is such a pleasurable place. He got me there already. Everyone at your battle stations, the dykes may break. Oh, it's so moist.

We need to document. These panties. Oh, Panty Boy. I should say Panty Boys.

I'm sure you have many, many Panty Boys out there who desire these panties right now that are getting absolutely soaked with Jume's champagne. Her Amrita.

Oh, yeah. Very soaked. That's all you. Well, actually it seems like you.

No. But it's all a mental thing. And I have to get there. And it has to be somebody that gets me there.

And that's you. Oh, gosh. It's so beautiful. And I was just talking to one of my therapy clients

who's a Panty Fetishist. I've been, you know, kind of hearing it from Panty Fetishist. And, you know, he became a Panty Fetishist because he was a mama's boy.

And then his mom died. And she was so crushed, she became an alcoholic. And she pushed him away. So he developed a fetish for her panties.

And there's all kinds of reasons you might have a fetish for panties. That's certainly not the only one. And I'm sure that anyone looking at Dume right now

with these beautiful lace panties just right between her pussy lips, her fabulous pussy lips, is developing a fetish for Dume panties. It's totally Dr. Susie.

I'm telling you. And champagne Dume. And that luscious feeling of being stimulated with the panties on is very nice.

Very teasing, you know. Teasing. Oh, and that clit is so luscious. This is champagne Dume all right here.

I just don't want you to squirt in the panties, though. I mean, we might have to take those off, you know. They're already wet. They are extremely wet.

You probably did kind of squirt in them already. I did. I did. It felt a little shoot, you know.

It was just a little ripple of squirt. And I have to be really comfortable that I can like. I know. We're going to lean back here.

Yeah, yeah. We're going to leave a mess. In fact, we have this big pink towel that, you know. Yes, we can take everything off.

Get some pillows, Susan. And we're going to get right back here. Can we get back here? We can get back here, okay?

And ooh, cougar. Hey, girl. Yeah. Yeah.

More towel. Well, get this under. This is water. This is not waterproof, but it's, you know, absorbed.

And it, it's washable. Washable. That's right. It doesn't need to be waterproof.

Okay. Do you remember? Do I know? Talking to microphone.

Do you remember Marcus London? I do. Okay. Oops.

And it really is all about the kiss and the central. Get into being wet. Yeah. Can, can I get these panties off?

Pornstar fan. Who I call panty boy. You're so jealous. Oh, look at these panties coming off for you pornstar fan.

Dumay panties. We will tweeter these baby. Absolutely. Yay.

Yes. Beautiful. Absolutely. Down here.

Mm-hmm. They are coming off. Coming off, baby. Yes.

You help me. Oh, yes. And they smell like flowers. They do.

They're already wet. Oh my God. She's so good. The only reason I'm not doing that longer is because I don't want to get in the

way of that view. You know, I mean, or the squirting. I mean, not that I wouldn't like to be covered with your squirt in my face, which I might do later in the evening.

But the first shot. Look at these boys waiting patiently for a shot. Oh, good. No, I'm like, that's what I'm waiting for.

Can we all join? You make me squirt. Yeah. I'm waiting.

Okay. Now, do you just want my finger? I have all these toys here. No.

You do. Can we all join? Yeah. Well, we can.

I think we're going to give her one squirt and then we'll all join. Yeah. Oh, nipples are getting involved. Look at that.

Yeah. Oh, this nipple, you're right. It does get a little sluggish when it doesn't. That's a little lazy one.

Oh, attention. This is not this one. This one's always there. Yeah.

Oh my God. Oh, yeah. If anybody would like to join, you can do that. Yeah.

You can come up here if you want to come up. Yeah. Who's going to join? Who's going to join?

Yeah, we're goggles. It sounds like the Marines. We're goggles. And you guys beware.

I've put out cameras. You've put out cameras. I know. So when I get excited, very, very excited.

Oh my gosh. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yes, so beautiful.

Oh. Such a lovely flower. Oh, yes. Such a lovely flower of spring.

Yes. Oh, yeah. You're going to have a couple of people throwing you in a minute. Okay.

All right. Oh, yes. Wear your raincoat. Oh my gosh.

You're going to get me there so fast. Yes, beautiful. Oh, yes. Such a beautiful flower.

Oh, yes. She's flirting. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Beautiful baby. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

That smells so good. Holy water, brothers and sisters. It's holy water. Oh, my gosh.

Holy water. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. But, look at that. That was amazing.

What a camp. Oh, my, my god. Oh, my, god, I am saved. It is beautiful.

Hallelujah. Oh, bless it. No, I am not. God, yes.

Oh, you are coming. It's holy, holy water. Holy water from Sister Doume. Oh, yeah.

Let's hear it, let's hear it. Fabulous. Just beyond belief. One of the great wonders of the world,

brothers and sisters, is Doume. That's so good. That was all Dr. Susie I'm telling you. Yeah, right.

I mean, I'm just here to enjoy the blessings and the baptisms of Sister Doume and her goddess power. Oh, Dr. Susie, you started me.

Take that, Gaddafi. That's this really interesting video. Oh my God. It's just mmm, yum, yum, yum.

Oh my God, that feels so good. You are so good. Oh my God, thank you. Oh, yes, suck on my voluminous titties.

Oh, that's a good suck she's got there, wow. Have a revolution. Take them down. Wow, wowie, zowie.

Don't let them take away your inn, in there. I gotta get my headphones on straight okay, dude. Where's our accountant who counted those squirts? I'm not sure but there were a lot of them, right? It was

Now we have a girl pile going on here All right, so now and I noticed that it went all to the side there outside of the realm of the towel Oh Well, I don't know I have to talk about this we have to have some sort of a sex therapy session. Look at this

Oh, I don't question it Dr. Suzie well something to me I'm telling you me and Agua. I mean, I don't know I know I you you're just amazing and And That's all there is to it

Look at this We now have and Anginette Astoria is here to present her boobs and Her self her offering should we call maintenance or anything?

You love my little baby titties. Yes, of course Yes, hello there Christina How are you doing tonight? Yeah, I'm getting my titties sucked. So you know, I'm all happy it's it's it's happening here

I mean, this is an interesting show tonight We look at these panties whoa panty boy Well now we have a little that's some spring flowers after showers come spring flowers

Yes And And the flowers are now pollinating each other. That's what it looks like pollination So let's talk to our people on microphones while these lovely people are munching on each other

So do you serve how are you doing over there? I'm such a lawyer. You are I love the staring What did you how did that fountain look to you from the boy your point of view We have and the first time when she squirted on me hold the microphone next to her The first time she's squirted on me

I just looked and then I acted like a puppy dog and I just laughed in it and played in this And it is so Playful this this is yeah, you know, it's it smells like flowers and it's nice. Yeah, absolutely And and and how was your view princess?

Lovely. Yes. I mean are you Squirter or not a squirter Wow tell us about that when did you accidentally do it? 18 or 19. Yeah, it was it during sex or during sex. Yeah, right before an orgasm

And it just freaked me out. Did you did you think you were peeing? No, I knew it wasn't pee, but you knew that. Okay. Yeah, just freaking me out. I was like hell, no Okay, we know it's not for everybody Yeah, I'm like, oh my god, I

Was mine on film I was like, oh wow. Oh, so you've squirted to A shower you want to have a shower? Yeah, wait, wait, wait, I think we need another towel Yeah, we need another towel can someone go into the boudoir And I need someone else to hold the microphone

Hold the microphone So princess since you're not a squirter you can you can talk So Yeah, you're just you're just being a little pussy cat. So what is your favorite kind of thing?

I mean sexually speaking. What do you really enjoy princess? I Like I like to be teased. I guess I like to be I like to be made to want something and not get it Yes, I agree with you

Teasing is a really important part of sex. Don't talk off. Don't talk off Microphone if you had to talk, I know there's the microphone. It's right over there But what I always say about teasing here's one of the Dr. Suzy platitudes or Maxims here get this listen carefully men need to be teased because it makes them slow down and

Women need to be teased because it makes us come around That's a good line, you know, and it's not exactly a hip-hop song, but you know, it's kind of catchy These are your panties Yeah, these are these are the porn star panty-dude pants absolutely here

Here's some, you know cotton panties when you want to put some on Yeah, you want to wet these two or would you prefer a thong or It doesn't matter Who wants to wet panties

Oh, yes, we got these wet panties. We are we are gonna work out to get some wet panties Yeah, we've got them here. I think we're gonna put them on auction on eBay or something. Yeah Okay Here we go. This is interesting so porn star fan is going to be really appreciating this

Because we are putting on some new panties new panties. Oh look at those zebras. Okay, and we got some leopard prints here And we're gonna just mess them up I've been I've been storing up here. Yeah And you just have just so much delicious squirt you've been storing up so you haven't done it in

Yes, oh, yeah get these panties Oh my gosh, this is like totally Cheating I'm gonna rub underneath and then I'm gonna rub on top and then rub underneath. Oh, yes Dr. Sussie knows how to do it. I'm telling you. Well, you know, you're just very hot. You're just a force nature

Like you would not believe yeah Gosh, no my panties are wet. Oh, they are they are very wet panties were like holding my squirt in there Okay, hold them in just a little longer. Just you know, it's wait a second. Oh

You want to lick that there? I was gonna do this thing where you stick the panty in Yes, oh She's now you know, you might squirt with her licking you like that. I think especially if I'm She goes she's squirting again. Oh, yeah

Oh my god, that feels so good Okay, clean it up with the panties like that. Yeah, just rub those panties. All right porn star fan Yeah, I feel like I'm talking to one star fans everywhere except there is a particular porn star fan And it's your turn now. Oh, yes

Okay, we want we want to see pussy and we want to see what and we want to see look and yes Okay, and we need to have another towel. We need to have another go into my bathroom and get me another towel. Oh Here it is. Here's a towel. Okay. I know I think we're about done with these towels Can let's see let's see we can

Get this this towel is actually not so wet or is it? All right, here we go. Well, there we go Smells delightful So

There they go. This is and Jeanette Astoria and Dume and they happen to be two milfs. How about that? Yeah, it's interesting how the two milfs have gotten together here and

and they're These two blondes out there. Oh, and I can't see the other one. Oh, you're brunette the younger generation Yeah, okay She's gonna squirt now. Oh, oh, these are yeah, okay

Here get this under the butt here under the butt and this is by the way a black foot Indian lady here We like to emphasize your exotic parts. I know the other part of you is Irish, but St. Patty's Day is over So everybody's Irish, right? I know me too Okay, and now here we go. This is I believe another squirting sister. This is gonna be some holy water here

Yep. Yep. Here she goes. Oh, yeah. Do you like the G spot maneuver? Yeah, you're doing it on the outside Right there Talk amongst yourselves

No pressure pressure is the enemy of pleasure Hold it back cheese cheese like princess says Spank the pussy right that works But she likes to have her pussy slapped that's one thing for sure

This is real folks, this is how you know, it's real we don't like store water in there like we do in my Well, she's having a good time, you know, I think all that fuck yeah Mm-hmm Okay

In the skies yeah I think this is a finally figured it out Oh yeah, look out there, and you've got a flower. That's what I'm talking about.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's not always about, uh, do you want to go? No! Yes!

Goddess, sister, do meh. Whoa, this does seem like, you know, when people are speaking in tongues, I should bring out the snake.

No, no, no, no, no snakes. Well, I don't know, maybe my other guests would like a snake. The show's over.

Right. It's almost over. And the bed is all wet. And the bed is all wet.

Alright, we do have nine minutes. I think we're going to just regroup here. Okay, okay, we did, can we have a hand for sister do meh, sister and Jeanette.

Historia. Wow! That was like some of the loudest yelling I've ever heard.

And, uh... Wow. And we wonder why there's revolutions all over the world.

A revolution! The revolution is all over the world. The revolution is in our panties. You can drop bombs on us and stuff,

but if you turn off our fucking internet and we can't see pussy, we're going to be in the streets. We're going to be in the streets

all around the world, and we're going to take you down all you fucking dictators. Dick, dictator, dick, taters.

Dick, taters. Dick. Dick, taters. Down with you.

We are the weapons of mass discussion. We're going to take you down with no missiles. Hallelujah. I think I like this little rap better.

And, uh, you've been watching Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web. Radio that you have to watch. That's right.

And watch very closely. Because we are the revolution. And the women are women. We're going to send the women into the battle zone.

Because they are the front shock troops of the world. I don't know what to do with this. And with that, we change the world. Wow.

Woo! We've gone beyond panties here. Well, it is a spring showers night, isn't it? I wasn't sure.

That's why I said chances showers. It's the spring of revolution. I don't like to be sure of these things. It's the spring of revolution.

All over the world. Give it up, Gaddafi. Take your girls and go to South America. Stop the killing.

Yeah. So, Imtiaz is in the audience tonight. Yeah, Imtiaz. Oh, yeah.

And he has a guest here. He has a guest. Imtiaz. Say hello.

Come on to a microphone somewhere. I'm over to the microphone here. It's next. It's the most beautiful princess.

She is an actual royal princess. The secret great-great-granddaughter of the king of Sweden. Oh, really? Yeah.

The way he said, oh, really, it made it seem like I was honest just now. No, she's just like a princess. She's a beautiful princess. So, how are you doing, Imtiaz?

I'm doing better now that I'm relaxed. Good. Good. That's what we aim to do.

Relax. You want a squirt? I mean, you get real... Susan, cut me some slack, you know?

No. No way. So, who'd you bring? Who'd you bring?

I bought Mark Brisbane, my judge friend from Las Vegas. Did you say your drug friend? What? Judge.

Oh, judge? Oh, I thought... Never mind. No, right.

Yeah, not your drug friend. Do you remember the tribe? Ah, oh, he should have been here last week for Porum. We had a crazy Porum.

And Persian New Year. I bought my other friend Glamorous Monique. Glamorous Monique? Let's have Glamorous Monique come up here.

No! Well, let's have them both come up here. Yeah, come on. Say hello.

Where is that? Okay, all right. Where is she? What am I doing?

He must have gone to the bathroom. Oh, the bathroom, yes. Five dollars. Five dollars.

You find them, bring them back here before we're done. Let's say hi to Brian. Brian Braxton is here, porn star. Where is he?

Oh, he just... He just waved. Oh. We just want to prove that we have men here.

Princess, I love you. I love you too. You're just extraordinary. She is.

She's so sweet. What, Christina? Monique. Monique is here.

Monique is here. Oh, hello, Monique. Hi, how are you? I am doing well.

How are you? I'm great. Yeah? Welcome to the Speakeasy.

Fix her microphone. Get her microphone. First time ever. Ah, and how...

And you're a friend of Empty Oz. Yeah. And how long have you known him? Have you known him through the internet?

First time we met average night. Right, but you've known him through the internet. Internet. Yeah, Facebook.

For how long? Maybe almost two years. Wow, so you just met... Empty Oz and I are sleeper cells.

We're revolutionaries. We're going to take the whole system down. Right? Well, you know, something like that.

Wow, well, interesting. Okay. Wow, what's going on over here? Geez.

You know, there's sex going on over here, I would say. Wow. This is the fabulous sex naked. It's a three letter word.

Angenet. It's like W-A-R, war, but this is sex. This is. This is definitely sex.

And it's important to celebrate sex in these times of war and radiation. It's important. I mean, I used to really be avidly against nuclear power, and then I kind of got bored with that because there were so many nuclear reactors.

And I just thought, what the hell? How can I keep protesting? But now I feel, I have to say, it's bad stuff. No nukes, no nukes.

We have to come up with some sort of sex no nukes thing. I mean, we say... No nukes, no kooks. Drop pocket rockets, not Patriot missiles.

I love the princess. Just kooks, no nukes. She looks extraordinarily beautiful. Yes, she is.

She is. It's that beliefs upbringing. Right. Okay, well, we've only got a few minutes left.

Four minutes? So we want to let everybody have a chance to kind of give their spiel. And obviously, Dumay and Angenet are doing their spiel right now. Do you have something in between you, like a dildo,

or you're just kind of doing tri-batism? This is just, this is just hoka-hoka. This is what the bonobos do. This is actually a bonobo thing where you rub pussies together

and you have an orgasm this way. And they have gigantic pussies. And this is one of the ways that they have female solidarity because they all have sex

and they help each other when the guys get out of line and they have a very peaceful community. Yeah, make like bonobos. Look at them, they're doing the whole tri-batism thing,

the whole hoka-hoka thing. Oh, yeah, and they've got the panties on, panty boy. They're doing it with the panties. Amazing, okay.

Wow, oh, and she's squirting all over her. They're squirting all, I'm not sure who's squirting. I just saw a whole dribble of like the Nile River running over here.

Wow, she's beautiful. Cougars and milfs at play. Yeah, this is like the jungle. Welcome to the jungle.

Alameda. Yeah. Five dollars, five dollars. All right, so let's see.

We should have everybody, we've only got three minutes. I hate to break up this, I'm not breaking it up, they can keep going, right? I don't want to interfere with sex.

Princess. So, princess, let's hear from you. What would you like to hear? Well, we're about to say goodbye to our lovely audience

who's listening on the radio. We're still going to have a party, we have an erotic after-party after the show, and that's when I get to take off my headset.

My website is in the process of being reconstructed, so it's down at the moment, but it's not running. But they can Google you, they'll find you.

Yes, you can Google me, princess, P-R-N-Z-Z-E-S-S. Let's move this dick out of my face. Can I take this home? Yes, absolutely.

That is your dick. I need one. Right, and that's a good one, and it's useful. You can light it.

Keep you warm. I'm all over Google. And Twitter. Yes, real princess.

Real princess, real beautiful. What? These girls just got it going on. They sure do.

Something to look forward to when you get older, you're going to be able to have even more orgasms. Right now I'm just standing here, I'm trying to dodge the rain drops.

Yeah, no, I hear you. Dodge the rain. I'm going to get this feather out of the way here. Alright, so.

And Diazerva. Check out my website Diazerva.com and when you click on the link, you'll see that I am doing gypsy living right now.

Gypsy living? Yes. I have been in eight different cities this month so far, and I'm going to Europe for two months.

Wow. I will be in London, Paris, Berlin, Munich, possibly Geneva, Zurich, Cologne, Vienna.

And what do you do? You wrestle? I'm wrestling in different studios there, as well as shooting stuff from my fetish sites.

Marypoppings.com and all those things are listed on Diazerva.com. Well, you Diazerva a lot of attention

because you're very cool. I love you guys. What do you mean? Italian immigrant? You may request you to be here.

She sent me a message two months ago and I love her. You're such a great mother. You're not jealous that she has, you know...

She's totally neglected you though. Yeah, really. I get turned on by being a lawyer. Yeah, me too.

I'm with you. I love the princess because I'm a prince. And let's give a shout out to all our marine friends. All of our marine friends.

Including Lord Artemis, Spow and Jack. Jack Hammer. How's he doing? I'm going to see him this week.

He just had a little surgery but he's doing okay. He's a tough guy. We loved having him here.

Bladder cancer like me? The poison. We're all radiating. I told him to get better so I can be the shit out of him.

There you go. He wants you to be the shit out of him. Jack, you take care of yourself. You've got a big balloon.

What is that? That's the condom. That's fantastic. It was the cola one I tasted it.

Does it taste like cola? A little bit. Not bad. Not too bad.

Where do we find you on Twitter? Twitter, MySpace, Facebook and CheyenneJewel.com You have a website CheyenneJewel.com

By the way, you can Google any of these people. Google is our friend and our enemy at the same time. Right?

I'd like to Google Princess. I'm sure you would. Google, Google, Google, Google, Google. I'm a lesbian.

These ladies, should I interrupt them so they can promote themselves? Just want to play. Google them.

Google, that's D-E-A-U-X-M-A Show them we have power at Google. And Astoria. And Miss Boxcutter.

Thank you for joining us. Yay, Miss Boxcutter. And I believe that I saw Danny here. She did a great job.

The King's Horse last week at Porum. That was fabulous. Woo!

I think that it's time for me to say goodbye. Everyone's sleeping on the web

spot now. There's not just one web spot. Oh, you're so bad. You are going to have to stay after class

for a long time. I'm going to spank you. When people kiss me, they kiss the microphone. That's one of the problems.

I've got a big black ball in my face. Take that out of context now, folks. Go ahead. Better than having two black balls.

Ball in my face. Okay. I'm going to have to say good night. You're still going to be able to watch us

on webcam if you're tuned in. Certainly if you're watching us on Dr. Susan Block.TV. You can keep watching us. Lots of great clips.

Lots of great shows. Fabulous stuff on Dr. Susan Block.TV. Including Dume. And soon everybody else here.

But in the meantime. Happy springtime. Happy springtime. I hope there's some spring showers in your life.

If you want to try it. Get into. Watch some of the clips that Dume's done. Or watch

Squirt Salon. Where we teach you the Debra Sundahl method. Use a G-spot stimulator. These are all good.

Or a finger. This is a good one. Yeah. Anyway.

Whether you like it or not. It's not everybody's cup of holy water, I guess. Susan. Susan.

Before when you're done. I also want to say something. Before when I'm done. This is the Italian speak.

This is the way Italian princes are. They go Dopa domane. Dopa domane.

You want to say something now before I say goodnight? Say it now. Before we leave. Say it now.

There's a revolution. And the revolution is all over the world. Say it, brother Max. We are the front shock troops.

Give it up, Gaddafi. Bring the planes back home, NATO. Stop pulling your dicks out. Stop the war.

Stop the war. Go home. The troops are here. And we are the troops of the revolution.

That will change the world. Because if we can't see pussy. We're going to be in the streets. Of the world.

From Cairo. Everywhere. Take them out. Yeah.

We want dicks, not dick taters. We want taters, not nicks. Okay. So.

And I want to claim part of this revolution. I want to claim part of this revolution. Going over time. That's all right.

That's all right. Just a few minutes over time. Because we want to claim this revolution. We want to claim that we changed the world.

Because we changed our lives. And we changed the women. And the women changed us. Fuck you all.

Taking missiles back. No more killing. Okay. I got one more thing to say.

Oh yeah baby. Oh yeah. I want to say. I want to say.

Eat in more often. Eat in. Eat out. Either way.

I want you to be good. Because the revolution starts with you. In your pussy. In your dick.

In your heart. In your brain. That's where the revolution starts. Right in you.

So I want you to be good or be bad. Like Mae West said. When you're good you're really good. But when you're bad you're better.

But only in that kind of cute sense. Like that bonobo sense. I want you to be happy. I want you to try not to hurt anybody.

Okay. Sometimes you can't help it. But try not to. Including yourself.

I want you to make like bonobos. Not baboons. Make like bonobos. Not baboons.

Make love. Oh you got my G-spot baby. Make love to someone. You love tonight.

Even if that someone is you. I love you. I love you. Yeah.

Hey applause. Applause. Yeah baby. Oh.

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