April Showers

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listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web and now here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, lawyers and connoisseurs, squirters and squirt lovers and squirt likers and squirt lickers.

All you children of sex, we are all children of sex. Matter of fact, we are all children of squirt. Usually the man's though. But, well, the woman's is more about recreation than procreation.

And we do love our recreational sex. Here on the Dr. Susan Block show, here on Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web, World Wide Revolution, World Wide Sexual Revelation for your hard drive. And tonight we are continuing a very special tradition

here on the Dr. Susan Block show. It's called Squirt Salon. That's right. We're up to number 32, unbelievably.

And I'm very excited about tonight's show. Whatever happens, however much rain falls down, one of the great squirting stars of the universe is here with us tonight. And she has broken records in Squirt Salons past.

Oh, yeah. And, you know, the squirt is like the revelation. You know, it's holy water. You know, you can't make it happen.

Anybody says that they're forcing it, that they can predict that it'll happen. And they're probably using one of those techniques to kind of fake it. But real squirt, real holy water, real amrita, as the Indians call it, is very special, very mysterious.

And it comes when it wants. But that being said, my squirting star guest is pretty much, well, let's just call her Milf Faithful. Milf Faithful?

Because she keeps getting younger every time I see her. She is the great Texas geyser of desire. And just with, you know, one of those hearts as big as Texas and the boobs to houses, you know, and the legs to walk it around.

I mean, and brothers and sisters, can you put your hands together for my guest of honor, Dumay. April showers bring Dumay the flower. And you look like such a flower tonight in your hot pink.

Perfect contrast to our kind of turquoise blue theme tonight of, you know, watery depths. How you doing? Doing good. So good to be here again.

Aw, we've missed you. Miss you. Yes. And, you know, you have, like I said, been a record breaker on this show. Not just a wonderful friend, I feel you are,

but just this force of nature. And I just have a DVD here that I wanted to give you that it has your two shows that you are on here. Actually, you were on three where you scored it.

You were on four, the first one we just talked, but, you know, we like to take it slow, like four play. But this one shows your record breaking, scored salon number 27 where you actually scored 29 times.

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I wasn't counting. Ah, well, you know, neither were we

because we were having such a good time. But it became such a kind of classic video that, I mean, it's like, everybody counts them. And there's a clip that's viral that, you know,

kind of got out and about. And it's got 27 times in it. And everyone's just amazed at the 27 times. But if you look at the whole show, it's 29 times.

I don't know, Dumay. How do you do it? I don't know the real secret of it. Well, that's honest.

You know, so many people claim to know the secret of female ejaculation. And then there are some people that just kind of do it. And you just do it.

Don't you? Well, yes, but it has to be in a very sexual atmosphere, I guess. Yes.

Yeah, I can't just do it anywhere. In a department store? No. No, not when you're going over accounting, maybe.

Right, a sexual atmosphere. And what does that mean for you? Break that down? You know, it can be visual.

It can be like scented candles. Candles. We have candles. Candles.

Our candles are shaped like dicks. Yeah. From pipe dream toys. People.

Yeah. And I would think, you know, the right people around you. Absolutely. Do you usually squirt when you masturbate or no?

No. No. So it's definitely a thing you do with people. Yes.

It's got to be usually something that definitely enjoys it. Because if they don't enjoy it, then I won't even go there. Well. I have to hold back.

I hold back, yeah. Well, there's so many people that enjoy it. Why should you even ever be with someone that doesn't enjoy it? Well, a lot of them are afraid of it.

And I can imagine you converting people. Trying. Yeah. No, I know.

You're right. Because I know you have so many fans. And some of your fans maybe aren't so into it. In fact, one of them tweeted me like, hey Dr. Suzy,

you're a little squirt crazy, aren't you? Kind of implying that, you know, he loves you, but he's a little afraid of the squirt. Yeah.

It's a force of womanhood. It's very powerful, very exciting. And yours, I mean, I've noticed over the squirt salons that you've done it in different ways for different reasons,

you know, sometimes clitoral stimulation, but usually G-spot stimulation, would you say? Mostly it's clitoral. Mostly clitoral.

But sometimes G-spot means there's some going in. But maybe not so much. Yeah, I don't necessarily need that. Wow.

Well, what is that? Something in my headphones? Yeah? Okay.

We're all starting to get excited about squirting. So is our equipment. So, well, you know, a lot of women squirt through G-spot. I don't know.

I mean, that's when I've squirted, it's been through G-spot. And just recently, a paper was published by Dr. Adam Orstenski. I had to write it down because his name is too weird for me to remember. I'm sorry.

Adam Orstenski. Wait a second. Ostersenski. Ostersenski?

Sounds like something that would blend your food well. No, that's an ostrich. Anyway, Dr. Ostersenski is a Florida gynecologist who did a study on one cadaver and said that he found her G-spot, this 82-year-old lady.

Now, I'm all for finding the G-spot. I'm a big G-spot believer. I am because I have much. And I found them in other women.

But this study seems a little shaky to me. You know, just to say, we found the G-spot based on a cadaver. But then again, the studies that say there is no G-spot are very shaky as well. It's like a lot of shaky people are out there doing studies on G-spots

to get their name in the paper because G-spots are hot. Do you get your name in the paper if you do a study? Yeah. Yeah, because I did a study on my wife.

Yeah, at least yours is alive. This guy did a dead woman study. There's definitely a G-spot there. There you go. See, you could get your name in the paper for that.

Let's just publish that the right way. You've got to do it through the right channels. It's a one-man, one-woman study. Yes. Well, at least, I mean, seems better than a one-man, one-cadabra study.

But anyway, the G-spot is obviously this source of great, great controversy. And it's what a lot of women feel a lot of pleasure from, as well as often squirt from. But, you know, some squirters, some of the most prolific squirters I know,

including Dumay and including Annie Boddy, who's kind of gotten out of the squirting business, maybe it happens at some point, but she's now in the wrestling business.

She was also clitoral stimulation, clitoral stimulation. So, Dumay, have you been doing a lot of squirting this week? You've been spilling all my holy water? Every day, every day.

Yay, wow, he's out. Okay, well, you know, I mean, they say that there's no more oil wells in Texas, but there are geysers and Dumay is one. Yeah, and we're just so thrilled to have you here.

And we brought our umbrellas, you know, and you brought some friends, I see. So I'm going to introduce your friends. First of all, you've got your friend Angie right here, Angie Noir. Welcome, Angie Noir.

Oh, can we turn her microphone on? Hello? Get close to it. I'm here.

There you are, yes, very close, like you're giving it head. Okay. Okay, don't slobber on it. So, Angie Noir, welcome to Radio Susie One.

And you're a friend of Dumay's. Yes. How long have you been friends? Well, just a few months ago we met on the Twitter.

You met on Twitter, of course. Yes. Is that where everybody meets these days? And I find out she will be shooting the same shoot that girlfriend films.

So that's the way we met in Florida and we were shooting together. You have a very sexy accent. It makes me hungry. Is it because you're...

From hungry. Oh, when did you come over here? 14 years ago. Wow.

So what an age to come over and change your whole life, huh? Yep. And you're also an artist, right? I say also.

We didn't say what you are. You're obviously a hot milf. Thank you. Yes.

And Dumay, of course, is the queen of the milfs, I think. Don't you have that title? Actually, yes. I'm going to give you that title, okay?

I think I'd like to give you that title right now. Super milf. Something like that. Oh, Uber milf.

Uber, because you're German descent, right? So Uber milf with the omelot, right? Okay. And Angie, you are a hot milf, sexy milf.

Thank you. And you've just recently gotten into this porn business, right? Yes. You've been an artist, or you're still an artist?

I'm still an artist. That's my main part. And now I'm enjoying having fun. So art is no fun.

No, it's fun. But I am finding out something that I like to do. Yeah. And it is...

You do erotic art. Yes. That's kind of fun. Yes, definitely.

Erotic art, in fact, you were in an art show that I judged of all things. I don't usually like to judge things or people. I'm very non-judgmental. But I judged this art show, and you're in it.

Yes. And I hope you won something when you got in it anyway. Yeah. And that's on your website, right?

Yes. And my art work went on a Europe tour and just get back. So I'm very happy. You're very happy.

Yes. And you had Dume scored all over you, huh? Yes. What was that like?

Actually, it was wonderful. Yeah. It was like... I was like, not accepting, but it was so cool.

Yes. Aw. And had you ever experienced that before? Yes, I had before.

And have you squirted? Yes, sometimes. Sometimes. But I'm not controlling like her.

No one is like that. No one. No one. There's no person.

But you have squirted? Yes. And from your G-spot or from your clitoris or from your elbow? I'm sorry.

My English is not as good. Oh. Which one? Inside?

Do you do the finger thing? Or do you more from the clitoris? It's both. Okay.

So do you feel you have a G-spot? Yes. Oh, well, I'm glad. And how about you, Dume?

I mean, your G-spot isn't part of the squirting, but does it... You're not so G-spot oriented. Not so much. You have such a powerful clip.

I guess. I mean, besides your clip, what's your second most erogenous zone? What is it, honey? Okay.

I think we're going to introduce honey now. Okay. Honey is up next. That would be Larry.

Larry Dume. Okay. So can we turn Larry's mic on? This is the man behind the woman.

Yes, I am. And he's big enough to handle it. Right? I mean, 6 foot 12.

Something like that. Yeah. So, okay. Hi, Larry.

Oh, hell yeah. Hello, everybody. Enjoy being here. Larry's as big as Texas.

Yeah. And so what's Dume's second most erogenous zone next to her clip? Oh, hell yeah. She loves anal sex.

I go for it. Wow, do you squirt from anal sex? That was actually the first time I ever squirted, yeah. Really?

Mm-hmm. Well, you haven't done that on my show. No, I haven't. Wow.

That's another show, right? I don't know. She did it scared the hell out of both of us. Yeah.

Really? Well, I kind of like being scared, I think. I'm not into horror movies, you know, with blood and stuff. No, but when I squirted, we didn't know what that was.

We thought something broke. Yeah. Oh. Yeah.

Yeah. The dam broke, right? Yeah, something. So you were having anal sex in what position?

Doggy. Yeah, she was laying on the ground. I was doing doggy style and going at it good and hard. Oh yeah.

And all of a sudden, splash. What the fuck was that? I had no idea. And wait, we better go to the hospital.

I don't know. Wow. You thought something, you know, broken water or something. So now how long have you been together?

We've been married about 15 years, probably about that time. And then she squirted, and she's been squirting ever since. She got into books, started reading, what is it, what is it? Because we didn't know.

Wow. I kept asking my girlfriends, but they really didn't have the answers for me. Huh. And how long have you been married now?

32 years. Oh my God. I just celebrated my 20th wedding anniversary. I thought I was hot stuff.

No, you guys are amazing. That's terrific. That is excellent. And so, yeah, so you didn't do it at first.

This is something that it seems like a little more mature women tend to get into. Some young do it, but it's one of those things that some women kind of develop or release. And was this before you got into porn or after? Oh yeah, it was quite a few years before she got into porn.

And I wouldn't squirt with anybody else. No, she wouldn't do it all. When she did squirt in her first porn movie, just like Jaws were dropping, we got to shoot this girl and everybody all of a sudden jumped on the bandwagon.

We got to get to make, we got to get to make. She squirts, she squirts. Yeah. Wow.

And so, you're really riding this bandwagon, aren't you? Riding the wave. Yeah, the wave. Right, that's the wave.

And right now, you are like in the running with all these hot young girls for miss free ones. And you're like up there, like number 18 or something? Something like 20 years. I don't know, but it's amazing because all of them are just these young things.

And you're right there and you look fantastic. And by the way, Tweeps, if you're listening to this live, I don't know when the contest ends, when does it end? I think two more days.

Okay, now's your chance to vote Dume. Okay, have a look at her, you know, make sure that I'm giving you the right advice here. But I don't think I'd steer you wrong. Vote Dume.

Okay, free ones, okay. And yeah, so you guys have been into the porn thing for how long? 11 years now. Yeah, I've been doing 11 years.

And you just did it, you've been doing girlfriends films today? Yeah, she's been doing it all week. The last five days. Are you like the girlfriend or are you the mom?

What do you play? It's the, actually the series that's, I mean, the Road Queen. Road Queen. Road Queen.

I drive around in a hot 1951 Ford, Custom Ford. Yeah. And Footloose Fancy Free and just stop in when I see a pretty little thing and have my fun and then I kind of keep driving.

Why? And these are all girls? All girls. All girls.

All girls. Wow. So we've been doing this series since 2005 now. Wow.

Wow. And so today, did you score it? Yes, I did. Yeah, drinking that water.

Yeah, on a new girl, she was not sure yet. So I was gentle. Oh, the new girl, the lucky new girl. But not like Angie here.

Angie's like, give it to me in my face. She wanted it all over. Yeah. I don't usually pour water for my guests, but.

Thank you. Thank you. She scored a couple of gallons. Yes.

Yeah, yeah. Thank you. So have you squirted today, Angie? No, not today.

Not today. We was in the rush getting your show. So the shoot was short. Oh, well, thank you.

And thank you, Dan, for letting these lovely ladies go. Thank you. Thank you. So I also want to introduce the new girl in town.

Okay. Except that, do I have her name written down? She's so new. Oh, here she is.

Lola Hart. Hello, Lola. Welcome to the Dr. Susan Block Show. Thank you for having me.

So you are about to step into this wild and wonderful world of erotic entertainment. Yes, I am. And why?

I love sex. You love sex. I love being watched. I love watching.

Hey, Nori, I can't hear them out here. I can't hear at the bar. Okay. The guest speaker, the guest microphone.

Can you hear me now? Yeah, there you go. Yeah, that's a little better. Yeah.

So you like sex, or you love sex. I love sex. And you like to be watched. Yes, I do.

Uh-huh. And when did you discover that? About two years ago, actually. Yeah.

What happened? I was actually dating this guy, and he said, what I mind is I let him watch while I do his friend. I did it, and I loved it.

He did the cuckold thing. Next. That's, and he liked it too. Yes.

Did he have sex with you after? No, he just likes to watch. He just likes to watch. Yes.

He's a cuckold that's, he's like a cuckold voyeur. Yes. I see. Okay.

Well, was he the director of the, did he do it? No, just watching, sitting there watching. Oh, okay. I loved it.

Yes. You like showing off, huh? Okay. And have you ever squirted?

No, not yet. Mostly I can learn a few tips. Well, maybe. Maybe.

You know. I would love to squirt all the time. There's some mystery to it, but you know, and sometimes it involves certain techniques and others.

And for Dume, I don't know if it's really a technique as much as a feeling. Yes. A feeling.

Very sexual feeling. Right. So, oh, that's sexual feeling. Well, you know, I'm going to give everybody some party favors

from adult play parlor to maybe get a sexual feeling going. I don't know. Or just a feeling. And of course, Dume, you know, what would you like here?

We have all kinds of little goodies here for you. Choose from a pussy pump. I don't know. I mean, I've never used one of those.

But have you ever used one? No. No? I don't know if you'd like one of those.

I just do this. Why don't we just do this? Okay. Actually, these are supposed to be part of the set.

All right. What'd you get? Deep throat. You got deep throat.

Oh, my goodness. I don't know. That's not so much a present for you as a present for Larry. No, no, that's his present.

Okay. That numbs your throat so that you can deep throat more. It actually kind of works. Hey, let's give it a shot.

Yeah. That's it. Pick another prize because that's really more for him. Yeah.

But adult play parlor C has toys for girls and guys. Oh. What do we got? A little baby.

What is this? A tongue ring. Vibrating tongue ring. So it's together?

Yeah. Yeah. It goes together. It'll work.

It's still all for him. We'll make it work, honey. I don't know if he could wear the tongue ring. You could deep throat.

Okay. And now what would you like, ma'am? Yeah. Pussy-pump.

That's the big one. Yeah. Okay. Pick a toy.

Any toy. What do we got here? Something. A vibrator.

A hustler vibrator. Okay. Very nice. Thank you.

I don't know if it has battery in it. Do you like vibrators or you don't like them so much? Well, you do. You picked it.

Oh, hell, I go for that big-ass pussy-pump. Oh, okay. Hell, yes. And here we go.

Lola. Whatever Lola wants. Lola gets. Lola got a finger.

Okay. Also, Larry, this is for you to make you feel very good. Oh, yeah. This is way too long.

So, no, you have to read the numbers. You see the numbers? Yeah, if I had some glasses on. Oh, okay.

Wow. So, you like vibrators, Dume? I don't recall you doing vibrators. No, not too much.

No, you're just a real people person. Well, then, you know, I think you should just come up here on the bed. Hang out. Yeah.

There's your cue. I mean, yeah. You can leave the throat spray over there. Oh, Dume gave me this.

Look at this. Isn't this beautiful? Look at this. I'm going to put it on now.

Oh, hey, this is so pretty. And now we need a... I think I should get on this side, right? This is a good side.

This way, my mic is over here. And this is here. And let's see, I think we need a microphone for Dume.

Microphone, there it is. But I need somebody that knows what they're doing to get the microphone and... Test.

Let's just move things aside. We have a Sybian. But you're not interested in the Sybian. We just got it.

No, I haven't ever tried a Sybian. You haven't tried it. And you're afraid of it. I am afraid of it.

Wow. I'm afraid I was short-circuited or something. Wow. We've got champagne glasses already up here.

All right. You know, I mean... This is my spot, right in the middle. This spot, I've got an umbrella.

Okay. You've got a couple umbrellas. Yeah. Now, we haven't done the regular sort of ritual here.

I don't know if that is a good thing for you right now, but the... The Agua Salt Licking Ritual. Would you like to do the Agua Salt Licking Ritual?

Perhaps Angie could come up. We could learn the Agua Salt Licking Ritual. I need Teja now. Teja?

Teja? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Or Helen, can you just take these glasses for me?

Where is everybody when I need them? Now, this is my gorilla back here. I don't know if you should be leaning against him. He's got my...

These are my monkey bars right here. They're kind of cool. He can watch you. He'll be...

Here's Angie. Yeah, here's Angie. And now we need our Agua shots. We're going to do a little...

Who's skin him? I think Teja's going to get them. Yeah, put the umbrellas back there. That's very good.

I mean, let's just see. I think the umbrellas give a nice kind of tent-like feeling. Although, maybe they shouldn't move away. So, this is...

Yeah. Agua shots, yeah. Oh! And the actual salt.

This is a tradition in the speakeasy, which involves the ingesting of Agua coca leaf liqueur, which is made from the coca leaf, but perfectly legal. And there's a certain ritual to drinking it.

Salt, salt. Which involves... I need the salt first. Okay.

Oh, here's the salt. Now, this isn't what it looks like, and you shouldn't snort it because it'll hurt if you snort it.

But what you need to do is... Well, the best surface is really the boob. I think the boob is the best surface. You can use the butt or anything else, really,

but any skin surface. But you want to lick the surface of the skin, then put the powder on, and then lick up the powder,

and then you do your shot out of the beautifully sculpted penis shot glass from Adult Play Parlor. Yes.

And so, okay. I'll go first. You have boobies. Let's have you go first. Yes.

Your boobies. Okay. Yep. The first du-mai boobie.

Beautiful. Okay. Here we go. And a little salt.

And now, gotta make sure you get all the salt. Delicious. Nipple snort.

That nipple is hard. Okay. Here's the peaking. Linus peaking.

Yes. Exhilarated. It's good stuff. Okay. It's very good stuff.

All right. So, would you like to partake? Angie? Okay.

Other tip? Yes? Okay. Okay. So, yes, yes.

You get the nipple prepared by licking the surface. How's she doing there, Larry? Doing a good job. Looks like from here.

Okay. They're both pretty hard there. Yeah. And now, here goes the salt.

On to the nipple. Oh, thank you. And, oh, a very nice,

sensuous, beautiful suck. Such a sensuous, beautiful suck.

Angie knows her way around a nipple. That's for sure. She may be new to porn, but she is not new to nipples.

No. And now, down the hatch. Well, right. Okay.

Balls up. Balls up. That's to drink it. Balls up, even though that would not necessarily be the way to suck a guy's cock.

It's the opposite of what you should do. Something like this, how these are. Okay, but you didn't have any. My turn, my turn, my turn.

All right. So, well, I'll offer mine first. You have to have two. You have to have one from each of us.

That'll work for you. Two. Okay. Here we go.

Beautiful du-mai and such a nice, fluttery tongue. Ah, that feels so nice. And now the salt. Oh, I...

Mm. Mm-hmm. Here we go. And now the link of the salt.

From the nipple. Oh, what a nice, soft tongue. Oh, what a delicious suck. Mm.

Oh. Mm-mm. Feels so good, and I'm looking right at Lola's pretty smile. Mm-hmm.

I'm just surrounded by feminine poker-tube. Mm-mm. Yummy. Yummy.

Mm-hmm. Yummy. Yeah, yummy, yummy. But now you have to do your friends,

because she's your friend. Right? Morning, mom. Okay.

Woo-hoo. There we go. Mm-hmm. Some titskis.

She has such smooth skin, du-mai. Really? Just so smooth. I'm womanhandling your wife.

Is that okay? Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Oh, yes, whoa. Mm-hmm. All right, then. Well, you've been inducted into the speakeasy society

of milfs and drunks and geniuses. Ethical heathenness. Yeah.

So, well, you know, I see that you're not wearing very much under there, not like anything, which is really cool.

I'm going to have to give you a pair of panties for Panty Boy, but for now, what are you wearing a dress for

since you're wearing no panties? It's a no panty dress. A panty dress? Panties are so transfixed,

she can't get the microphone in front of her. It's a no panty dress. Okay. And you're also wearing a no panty dress.

Yes. Yes, it's very expedient. Yes. Okay, well,

why wear the dress then? I like the color. Oh, okay. It is a nice color.

So, keep the dress on. Yeah. Well, you're the queen.

You know? I mean, look at these toots. Man. Larry.

Oh, hell yes. I'm a happy camper. I bet. Wow.

Okay. So, I think that someone should hold this microphone. How about Tasia?

But, you know, you're going to have to maybe move an umbrella, Tasia, and get sort of around the bend here. We're going to just try to get ourselves comfortable,

because, you know, and Angie, why don't you just come right over here? By the way, we are on a love rug at the moment,

which is precisely made for the squirting person. You can move that umbrella too. That looks like it's kind of in the way. Although, put it back here.

Here you are in my tent again. But now the mic is gone. There it is. That pesky little microphone.

I might ask you to hold the mic. Yeah. How about Angie? How about Angie holds the mic?

Angie, you could hold the mic with one hand and, you know, do stuff with the other hand. But I think we should both pull the other nipple out here. Of course, I don't have enough.

That's you too. But, ooh, yes. Beautiful. A very sexy women.

This is the MILF Brigade. Okay. And now, see, the mic is now getting a good sound from your tits. Right.

Very good. It's very good. Okay. Oh, Tasia's hooking up something very technological.

I think I want to get back down onto this nipple. That's enough for everybody, you know. Yeah. Oh, and look at how beautifully shaved this pussy is

with a little bit of hair right there. Can you see? And the tan lines. Look at this with the tan lines.

Whoa. So pretty. Oh, yes. That was not my penis over there.

You did. I didn't. I better drink it before I knock it over. I'm going to run that side.

Here's the little cow. Here's the little cap, yes, for the song. Thank you. Very considerate.

Yes. Okay. So yes. Look at that pretty pussy.

That pussy's gotten a lot of activity here. It's got a lot of work. It's a lot of work. People keep moving my microphone back to my lips

and I keep moving it away so I can lick you. That's what keeps happening. Kissing is good. So Larry, I'm expecting you to do the play-by-play

when my mouth is full. Okay. Okay, so here we go again. Okay, take it away.

Oh, gracious. Okay, what do we have here? Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Suzy is putting her lips on Dime. A very soft kiss.

As Angie Nowhere is slipping and very slow and sucking on nipple. Wow. Dr. Suzy is still giving the smacks to Dime.

Yes, a beautiful sight of ladies and gentlemen should all be here. It's amazing. Amazing.

That was very good. Thank you very much. Good going, Larry. Keep that up.

You're actually listening to radio. You know what? How about giving me the mic? I think that's going to be the best.

Because except that then it's going to go over. How about if it goes under your legs and we short circuit will die happy. How about we put it under this?

Yeah, okay. All right, so now I got this with... I don't know about this. We have all these different obstacles

in the way of our roboticism. Maybe you have to make yourself into like a... Snuggle. Snuggle.

There you go. She can get in there. She's a gymnast so she can get into all kinds of little spaces. Yeah, but I've lost that hat.

That's why I have this reserve hat that isn't as bulky for kissing. You know what? You just talk into my microphone. I think that's what we should do.

Have you talked into mine? More kissing. Okay, Max, you do the play-by-play. Larry, could you tell them what's going on?

Yeah. Everyone in the outside that's listening is just hearing... Pardon me, I'm sorry. Yeah.

You're opening up. Now, is it possible we could open up your legs? I'm shy. Yeah, I know.

Oh, yeah, right. I'm getting there. How about if I put my mouth between your legs? That'll work.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, she's now kissing another pair of lips. I think that was some secret service agents from Los Angeles office. Yummy, yummy.

Well, that is quite a juicy clit. She licked it so good. Mm-hmm. She's so beautiful.

So hot. So sexy. I watch my camera, guys. Oh, my goodness.

I just assisted our camera, guys. All right. Oh, wow, look at all this paparazzi. Test it.

Oh, yeah, well. Exhibition is delight. I need more kissing. I need more kissing.

Dr. Suzy, that's really a big turn on for her. It's kissing. She just really loves it a lot. I only like it with certain people. I'm just going to give Anthony a turn.

You want to turn at the... Three-way kiss. Yes, for our fans out there listening, Dr. Suzy and Ginora are giving a lip lock on Dume

as Dume is now playing with herself. It's an exciting sight to see. You should all be here. If not, you're listening, you have to imagine yourself.

I think the floodgates are about to open, ladies and gentlemen. Mm. Squirting. Dume is a squirting star. Ah. Ah.

Okay, we got some in the bowl. Now, you know what? This is enough for a taste where is a champagne glass. You can keep squirting.

It's better for the view to not have the bowl, but we do want to catch some in the bowl because this is Holy Water Brothers and Sisters. This is Champagne Dume.

And can we have a hand for Dume? Yeah. Oh, my God. You are so beautiful. You are so amazing.

And this is the beautiful champagne clear as crystal. Mm. I'd like to say it tastes like something, but it doesn't really taste like anything.

It has a smell, a very faint smell of flowers, and it's thicker than water, and yet it doesn't really... Where's the microphone? Can you get the mic?

It doesn't really taste... It doesn't have much of a taste. More. There's more. You would never know.

Did you ever have some like this? Yes, they have. Oh, did it all over her mouth? Oh, all over her mouth.

Well, we could have this travel through the audience. Wait a second here. Yeah, let me just... One more slug, huh?

Yeah, one more drink. Okay, slowly now. Yummy. Actually, it's not like yummy. It's just clear and fresh, and tastes pretty much tasteless,

but it is thick, and it's nothing at all like urine, brothers and sisters. This is holy water. This is not like urine. I mean, it has very, very slight traces of urine,

is what the chemists say, but it is not urine. It is ejaculate. It is mostly water,

but it has pussy juice. I mean, it's got something that makes it a little thicker. Yeah, I guess low calorie. Certainly lower calorie than that sperm you guys have.

All that semen. Yeah, this is... I mean, we got to bottle this. Champagne du May.

Okay, so you can take this around and see if anyone wants to drink some. I'm on camera, by the way. You can't sneak it off at the back.

No sperm for you to drink. Good. How are you feeling? Fantastic. I want to see her doing more.

Yeah, she's doing more. Well, we don't know. Well, first of all, this is pretty wet, but it's not...

I mean, we can do more. Do more du May. April showers. Come from the du May.

Anyone in the audience? Here we go. All right. All right.

Would you drink the whole thing? There's a man for you. You drank it all. Everybody else is like...

Okay, I guess we need more. All right, but hold this for now. We really need to bottle that stuff because she has so many fans

who are always asking for it. Now, is it possible? I guess. I mean, I don't know if it goes bad after a while.

I think you have to get... I probably have to ingest it. But maybe you could freeze it. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. Wasn't there a doctor here before? Was it going to study it?

He was, but I think he drank it all himself. That was... Dr. David Daveed from Israel. I think he just drank it all.

He just wanted to... But I don't know. Maybe he's going to come back with a definitive study that tells us more about the composition.

But in any case... Well, if it is a bodily fluid, I don't think you can actually transport it through any sort of... But we can certainly transport it to the bar

and mix it with something. Well, yeah. This is all interstate here. That's true.

You might be able to do it through courier. Squirt shots. There we go. Squirt shots.

We actually have some squirt out there. Wow. Oh, we have soda? Oh, we have the soda pop.

Squirt. Aren't we cute? Oh, my, my, my. Well, I think... What should we do?

Should we just go back to kissing? Should we have another shot? Should we let Tasia do a shot off of something? Sure.

Yeah? This is my new producer. She's cuter than the other one, huh? Okay.

Here she goes. What's she going to do a shot off of? Oh, you're shy. Look at you closing up your pussy.

All right. Wet spot. Well, she'll just sit right down in the wet spot. You know, she's ready.

Okay. So... I think I should take the other one just because... This jumps right in there, doesn't she?

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Milk memories. Mama, milk memories.

When I was a baby, when I wanted milk, I'd go... Yeah, because I didn't talk. So...

Okay, now you get it. Except you get salt, no milk for you. Salt. Wait a second.

That's my shot. Right. Oh, we're filling. Yeah.

I got the salt though. Did you want another shot? No, you're good. You want some more water?

It's hot in here, huh? How about some water? You know, do you want to get the spray down? Maybe we should bring over the dick squirter

and spray you down. No, I'm good. You're gonna spray yourself. No dick squirter.

No machines, no dick squirter. But, yeah. Okay. Oh, this is my refill.

How about what? Okay, I think I'm gonna do another nipple. That's what I'm gonna do. I already got it wet.

I'm gonna win it when it's good. Whoa. Uh... Cover, you're very good.

You're very, uh... Careful. Conscientious. And a squirter.

Yes. You're just so conscientious you release all your wildness through squirting, don't you? When it's allowed.

When it's allowed. It's more than allowed. So luscious. Okay, balls up, right?

I don't know if we should applaud for drinking. Tell me what. Well, now I want to kiss you with my drunken mouth.

But you like kisses. That's why I made you the refill of the shot so we can get a refill of the squirt.

My bowl. Well, the bowl is around. I mean, once we feel the feeling the bowl, here is the bowl, actually.

You don't have to worry about the bowl. You have nothing to worry about at all. You know what she worries about a lot?

What? Squirting in a bed, that's not hers. When we travel, we always get a room that has two queen beds

so she'll squirt in one, we sleep in another bed. What's a wet bed? What's a sex bed? Any time we go to a friend's house,

we have something like that. She won't squirt unless it's not her bed. So this is very rare. This bed has been prepared

for you. This bed is a squirt friendly bed. This is for you, DuMai.

We love you. Do we love DuMai or what? Thank you so much. You're so pure.

Not into the vibrators. Not the umbrella thing. You know what? I think I'm going to move one umbrella

somewhere. It's nice though, right? The umbrella. Nice feel.

What? You want the umbrella? Thank you, Justin. Justin, by the way, took the

photograph on our cover shot of DuMai squirting. I had no idea. That was my little euphoric land.

My euphoric land. When you get into squirting so much, you kind of go very euphoric. Yes, yes.

You know, that's what pictures are for, to look at later. Because while you're in it, you're in the zone.

This is a total zone. It is. Sexual zone. And you just want to keep doing it

to get back there again. It's... It's a drive. It is.

Oh, Lola would like to join us. Sure. She's got such a cute smile. Isn't she?

Yes. I know. I was looking at her when something was happening. There we go. I'll just scoot closer.

Lola is so pretty. Look at that pretty dress. Mm-hmm. That red dress.

What was that? I have them panties. I'm overdressed. Oh, let's see the panties. No model them, please.

Stand up. Let's see the panties. Are you on Twitter? Ah, what's your Twitter? Lolaheart triple X.

Okay, panty boy. Look at these panties, baby. Mm-hmm. I think that requires a turnaround there.

A model off? Definitely nice. I'm just holding the microphone out to the space here. You're following her.

For those of you who are just listening, they have little hearts. Okay. Oh, but now you pulled your dress down?

I don't think so. No, no, no, no, no. I think actually it should go up the other way, right? Woo!

Up the other way. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Okay.

Oh, matching bra. Very nice. Matching bra with little hearts. Okay, and off.

Okay, is that my mic? In conjunction here. So this has to be held over there. And I think...

Oh, I think she has to either pull the boobs out of the bra or remove the bra. Choice.

Pull the boobs out of the bra. Yes! Okay. Who's going to do a shot off of Lola's boobs?

You are! Angie! Okay, so Dumea and I will kiss while you do that. Okay, and you shouldn't have to hold the microphone.

I will hold the microphone. Actually, you've got the shot. Here's the salt.

Oh, you got salt? Okay. This is our salt then. Alright, and here's the microphone.

And let's just... Now that they're busy. Where are sports casters? Max?

Dumea and Susie are on the lead. The boys are... Okay, Teja, you have to give a little play of the blind.

Lola's just getting into the race. Oh! She scores! I love you.

We have a male smoker's board going on here. On the menu tonight. Balls up.

Balls up. Pretty good, yeah? Yeah, yummy. It's like a PTA meeting going wrong.

Yeah. It's beautiful. Come on, baby. Squirt it out. There you go.

There we go. Hey, Justin! Oh, yeah. Spring showers have arrived.

Oh, yeah. Here goes some into the bowl. Mmm. What's the forecast?

Okay. Dumea. The guys are in design. Okay, we got enough in the bowl now.

Let's put some of that in. Okay, but you can keep going. Oh, you gotta run. She's been squirting all week, every day.

I might go. I'll see if I can find the male. Can I rub this on your tooth? All of it.

You know, I just can't get enough of you. Champagne. Let's hear it for Squirt Queen Dumea. And champagne.

Glass number two. See if it tastes any different. Okay. I have to put my hat on for this.

2012 vintage. Still clear and a little thick, but just very, very fresh. Just, it's nature's own elixir of life.

Holy water, brothers and sisters. And I have been baptized in Dumea, Squirt. These stockings, I'll never wash them. And, yeah, they're just so...

You're just amazing. I know, I have too much stuff. It's a big dick over there. Where's the microphone?

At your feet? No, there it is. Okay, we have to... Here we go.

How are you feeling? A little shaky, a little shaky. Shaky. It takes a lot out of me.

Okay. Well, let's relax. If I keep going, I keep going. What is a good thing to do when you feel shaky?

Do you need some water? Well, water or... A lot of times I have to have covers on top of me, because I get just cold and shaky.

If I keep going to like... I'm going to just get on top of you. That's usually what I ask for. And a little water, maybe some water.

Let's... Water. Thank you. On some of the worst cases,

she actually dehydrates and shakes really, really bad. She will shake for 10 minutes. Wow, what do you do then? I just watch TV or something.

That's my story. That's my man. That's my husband. Oh, yeah.

Right. No, he puts the water in my hand and he puts the blankets, or whatever he can find.

He takes good care of me. That's obvious, because you're in good shape, girl. Thank you. You are doing good. Let's hear it for the husband.

Okay, Larry Dume. Woo-hoo. I don't think that was enough, really. Come on, Larry Dume.

Thank you. Would anyone else like to try? Give Dume a break. Would you like to try to squirt? Make her squirt?

No. No, no. Do you want to try? Someone can find my point.

Someone can find her point. I think that sounds like a job for you. Oh, thanks. Yeah, well, you know,

you could help me. I'll help. You could help. Okay, so I think we should trade

the love rug for another towel here. Let's see. We have Mother Mary.

If that's against your Hungarian upbringing, we won't use that. Is that okay? Yeah? Mother Mary?

Okay, so let's roll up the love rug here. Okay, see, we're very prepared. We have different towels and mats.

Okay, excuse me. All right. So, you know, what the hell? Let's give it a try.

It's a little wet. Okay, it's very wet, actually. It's actually drenched. Okay, so, here we go.

Here's Mother Mary right here. Let's jizz on her. Something like that.

I don't know if we call this jizz. It's more like Jill. You know? I mean, jizz always...

I think of whiteness. White, thick, sperm-y stuff. And, okay, so you're gonna...

You know what? Actually, in the... there's a little... Do you like glass? Do you like a toy or no? No toy.

I can kind of say that, too. I have it. Let me just keep this here. Right, okay.

I need a microphone because I can't even hear her. Okay, here we go. Okay, yes, my dear. Okay, so I'm not guaranteeing anything.

Of course not. You don't usually do this, right? Sometimes it happens. Yes.

And usually it doesn't. So we're just gonna play. To give Dume a break. So that's all you're doing.

No pressure. We're just gonna look at your body. So that we're gonna do. That's a given.

We're gonna all look at your body. Is that okay? You're an artist. Your body is the art.

She says that so sweet, doesn't she? Okay. Yes, okay, okay, okay. Okay, so now.

I know how to run. What do you like? What kind of play? I know what Dume likes.

Dume likes a lot of kissing. Okay, for me I need a big cock. A big cock. All right, Larry.

Max? I'll take one for the team. I have to. Well,

should we find a cock in the room? A big dildo. A big dildo. Well, you know,

this, have you ever tried glass? Yes. The great thing about glass is, as long as it's clean, you can use it between people.

This is Mother Mary. Teja is a little perverted. And loves the religious dildos that we have.

But this is a little bit awkward, because, I don't know, do you like this? Bigger.

Bigger. Now we're talking. Yeah, I mean, we've got the Buddha. Look at how big the Buddha, the Buddha's gigantic.

Look at that. Now this we have to use a condom with this. Do you want to use this? Big?

Or something that's a G-spot stimulator? I don't know. And what is this? This one's a vibrator.

Look at this. And we have a double dong. And we have a double dong. Just one.

She just wants one. Okay. Well, your choice. And then there's fingers.

We have fingers. I will try. I mean, I found some spots before. All right.

So then we'll put this over here in case we need it. And a condom should be nearby in case we want the Buddha

suddenly inside of us. Or say, Mother Mary, I want you inside of me. Okay. So, look at these shoes.

Excuse me, fetishes. Oh, here's a cock ring. How about the pussy pump? I got mine.

Should we use that? I don't know. There's a feather. Okay.

So now, we're going to see what happens here. All right. This is the lovely Angie Noir. Pretty pussy.

And my hat is going off. Okay. We're going inside. We're rubbing on the outside

because really the G-spot is the other side of the clitoris. That's all it is. Do you like to be smashed a little bit?

How did I know that? You know everything. I wish. That would be really great.

I mean, I didn't have to just pretend to know everything. I really know everything. Failing around

and I feel a little area. Okay, right here. How does that feel? What's going on?

We have a girl drinking squirt. Okay. Just a moment. Don't close your legs.

A girl is drinking squirt. Okay. Thank you very much. All right. This is a community here.

We have to pay attention. Champagne du May is going around the room right now. Even as we are exploring

the G-spot of the Anginoire hot milk girlfriend of du May. I think you need to kiss her.

I'm just going in for that. Okay. I don't mean to go in for that nipple. How's that feeling?

It's good. We don't know if we're going to squirt. Can I have some applause for it? It's good.

It's good. It smells good. It smells good. Smell that.

Yeah, lick that. Well, if you're going to lick that, why don't you lick that? Yeah.

I'll get a little lick first. Here we go. I'm just fingering Anginoire's G-spot

as du May is licking her clit. And Lola is sucking on her nipple. Just

Should I go a little faster? So the reason it's so quiet on this radio station is because we're underwater

and the ship is sinking. That's right. We are underwater. But actually what is going on here on the bed

in the main state room is there's a bunch of broads having sex. Okay.

So if you're listening on radio that's wall that's going on. Okay. Now if you're watching

that's even better because then not only do you get the sounds you get the sex you hear that slapping.

That's pussy slapping. That's pussy slapping. You know about pussy slapping, right? You slap your own pussy, right?

Sometimes somebody slap your pussy and sometimes you slap a dick around. I push out a little.

See they don't like me so much on camera. They like pussy better than me. You're talking, that's good. I'm talking baby.

You're fingering, I'm talking. Fingering. You dig, I talk. You know what, I'm going to get three fingers inside.

Squirking. Oh yeah. Drinking, squirming. Oh.

And the hottest milks. You'll never find another one roof. Can I try my last thing?

It looks to try. Can I try this? Yeah? I think if you're listening to this you should get an AT&T connection

then we can up your broadband. And then you could hear more actually you can watch this with the whole family

except for the kids. Make for a perfect Christmas gift. Oh it's so juicy, I hear it. I should have a microphone next to it.

It's juicy. It's very juicy. It's squirting a little bit. It is squirting. It is, I see it. It's squirting. It's getting very wet.

It's not a geyser like Dume. Put your ear next to it. Put your ear next to it. I see it.

Assistant from Dume. Congratulations. You want to call down to the engine room

get the pumps running? We're listening. Oh wow. We are sailing the high seas

of Squirt here at 30 seconds with the Squirt Salon of the Dr. Susan Block show

and it's wet. Do you want to try? Avion. Tell the joke.

Okay, so we have an audience member Susie, who came up with the name of Dume's

water, or Squirt that she'll sell at the bar. If it's a champagne Dume, I already came up with that. Or Chateau Dume.

Or Chateau Dume. Avion. Avion. Avion.

Or the local Ralph's. The locals speak easy. Very good, very good. Who should we credit that to?

Do they have a name? Scott. Maybe on. Okay.

Where's the microphone? Where'd it go? Angie made me work. Say the bald guy with the cancer. Okay.

Here we go. Yeah, I got bald. How are you feeling? I'm feeling good.

How is the Squirting orgasm different for you from a regular orgasm? I think when it's happening

I go away. I'm not here. More than It's more intense. It's wilder.

I'm more like inside my body. Inside this is more go out. I'm losing my body.

Losing your body. I found it. How about you? How is it different

from a Squirting orgasm? It's more euphoric. What is going on? More euphoric.

It's almost an out of body experience. You have to lose control. You're eliminating something from your body.

Very freeing at the same time. It's freeing. It's a release. Release your inner

bonobo. Do you want to try it? I'm just taking notes. She's new.

We're going to put Dume back in the middle. Just in case. With a fresh towel.

Mother Mary you have done your job. Mother Mary has been baptized.

Let's not offend anyone. Why is that offensive? This is holy water sister Mary.

Mother Mary. This is holy water. You're going to get Jesus pissed off. Why?

I think Jesus would approve. Jesus is the one who told the apostles let the woman spend the money

on the massage oil. Because I need a fucking massage. Right.

And I'm not going to be with you forever. The poor will always be with you. So this is free. It didn't even cost anything.

It's not like that frankincense. It's holy water brothers and sisters. It's a beautiful thing. And

this is very wet. The towel costs money. Yeah, but we can wash it. All right.

So I think for Dume somehow who is this now? Who is this?

Open 24 hours. This is it. This is it. This one

this is a good towel. Big strong towel. Who are we squirting on? Dume is just going to sit here

and we're just going to hang out and talk. What's that towel? It just says open 24 hours. Open 24 hours, okay.

It's a biggest towel or something. I don't know. Totally. Wait till you get

to the gates of heaven then. Maybe we should all have a water. They're going to be asking you some questions. Were you ever at this show?

Tejas? How many times did you go to this show? Water, please. Oh, here is

the lovely and sweet aphrodisiac who does squirt but is afraid to do so in public.

Thank you. Here. Well, okay. She's actually pouring two of them. Very good. And she always has

interesting nail polish. All right. Okay, so now we have this microphone.

She also carries a big stick sometimes. Look at these great shoes. Excuse me. These are not like

the bedazzle shoes or something, you know. The Kardashians or anything, right? Okay, these are good

Texas shoes. Yes, good. They hold me up and I'm still not as tall as he is. You know, how can you be a

basketball player here? What is this pussy pump? You know, can we have a look at that, please?

Huh? Have you ever used one of these? I haven't. You haven't? You should we try it?

Let's do it. Let's do it. Okay. Can somebody please grab the pussy pump here and let's just see what happens. Indian giver.

Now I'm giving it to you. It's your wife. Here. What? He wanted to use it on himself? Okay.

What is this? This looks very medicinal. What is it? It's called a pussy pump. Oh, yeah, so I had those

at the hospital. Should we open this? No, no. They were pumping on my pumping on my

Okay, we need the mic. Okay, now you can hold it because you're not square. My friend had one but it didn't look like that.

This is from an adult play parlor. Yeah. Okay. I don't know what this is. This does look a little bit medicinal.

It's almost like a jockstrap thing. And Tasia, am I doing this right? Do I just stick it in here?

You don't know. Okay. Here, here. You have a strong girl with no fingernails.

Have you ever done one of those? No. No, I mean I don't know what it is. Really, this is

this is an experiment. Tasia's going to experiment with an owner's stomach to make sure it's safe. Did someone take a picture of this? Excuse me. Hey, go over here.

This is the PG picture of the pussy pump. Can someone take a picture of this, please? Sorry, that gross. No, no, put it back on.

We need a picture. Put it on. Oh, PG version. PG version of

the pussy pump. There you go. Hey, I don't need a catheter anymore. Do you want it on my butt? I can just use that thing.

Well now, not in your butt. Okay. That's okay. Could get a little

muddy. Okay. Don't pull anything out. Oh.

I got some g'dunkidonkidonkidonk. No, you got g'dunkidonkidonk, right. Pussypump edition. Looks like you have a breast growing.

Can you get that off? Okay. Whoops. All right. Now here we go. You ready for this, Dume?

You didn't want the Sybian. What you wanted was the pussy pump. Okay, so here you go. Yeah, this works.

All right. I'm going to the kitchen and have a meatball. Now, Tasia, am I doing this right?

I just go. Okay. Oh. Okay.

Oh, look, your pussy is growing. You almost had it. Pussy is growing in here. Wow.

I wanted one of those. Oh, I broke it already. Oh, I broke it. No, you didn't.

Here, it's good. Her pussy is getting very large. Everything's bigger in Texas. And now, Dume's pussy

is getting as big as Texas. Oh, yeah. Can I stop? I don't know what to stop.

Okay. What does it feel like? Does it feel good? It feels like no.

No. Can we make it go down? How do we make it go down? Oh, you can make it this way.

There you go. Oh, there's a release bell. Release. Well, it was very interesting.

Put that in the box and give it to Larry. Okay. I made it. Larry's going to figure out

things to do with this. This is definitely an interesting device. Possibly. But you know, Dume is a very

pure person. Dume is not into all these fancy gadgets. Well, that wasn't very sexual at all.

No, no. You know, we try things here. That's what it's all about. It's open to try.

Well, thank you. And it was Larry that picked it. I mean, I hate to say that, but he did choose.

Oh, one on one. Yeah. You know, just let's get close up here.

Just a little close to our source of this great champagne. I feel like this is something

vineyard or massaging the grapes. What matter, Larry? Are you playing

with your pussy pump? That should be between me and you, okay? You have such a hot life. You're the luckiest guy in the world.

You know that? Yeah, I'm happy to have that. She's turning a lesbo on me, though. Well, some guys wouldn't complain

about that, although you can tell me more about that. I'm a therapist, you know. Can you hook me up next week? You're so rush.

You're such a hot... Oh, she was squirted. So good. Such a good squirt.

Oh, the great geyser of love. You're so beautiful. Oh, yeah, that was a nice little

geyser. Yeah. Oh. Nite just finest wine.

Yeah. I'm soaking in it. Oh, it's so beautiful. Me again.

I know, right? I mean, golly, gosh, goddess. Let's hear it for her. The great geyser of the goddess.

The goddess Jume. Jume. Hey, Jume, brothers and sisters. Whoa-ho-ho.

Oh, you're just so amazing. Wow. Wow. Those kisses.

Those kisses. Ah, the squirts. I just love how my legs are covered with it. I just have this feeling

my legs won't grow any hair on the calves for like two months or something from this. You know, I just feel as though

this is going to be some kind of a treatment of glorious feminine beauty.

Wow. Oh, my gosh. I am just drunk on Jume. Champagne Jume.

Squirts a lot. Number 32, April Showers from the Jume Flower Super Soaker

2012. What time is it? I don't even know. Oh, we're over time.

We're over. So we are going to wind ourselves up because we're soaked. It's been a super soaker Saturday night

and we are pleasantly soaked. And first of all, I want to thank my featured guest,

my squirting star, the great geyser of desire, the Texas Milf. Jume.

Hey, brothers and sisters. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And of course, we'll find you on Twitter

and just for the people that do not know, there are some ignorant people out there that don't know how to spell your name. They think it's spelled like D-O-M-N-M-A-Y

or something. April Showers bring Jume flowers. But it's spelled D-U-N-O-N-E.

D-E-A-U. You got to spell it. X-M-A D-U-D-E

A-U-X-M-A Okay, that's almost as bad as the guy who discovered the G-Spot here. But anyway, you got it.

You follow her on Twitter and you just do everything you can to help Jume squirt more and that's it.

And we love Jume so much. I mean, I can't even tell you. I love you so much on so many levels. I love you too.

I love you too. You're such a good person and I love you and you always bring me a little present.

You deserve it. I don't know if I deserve it but it doesn't matter because you give it to me

and you're always just such a sweetheart and you're a good Twitter and then there's this other thing of you

this miracle. You are what those magicians call

a miracle. You're a great wonder of the world. You are. And you have a gift

and you share that gift. You inspire women and you turn on men and you enlighten people

and you cover the world with the beautiful elixir of life, the squirts and it enlightens people

and it opens them up and it's such a healing wonderful thing. Thank you so much. Without you made it would be no oceans or rivers.

Yes, yes. And here's a wonderful tributary right here. Thank you for contributing

your squirt. Thank you, Angie Noir. We appreciate that because I know it's a little rarer for you

and you did it so beautifully. Yes, and we're going to follow you too where Angie Noir. Thank you.

A-N-G-I-E-N-O-I-R See, I can even spell that when I'm drunk on squirts. But she's also a great artist

so follow her for art and nastiness. Okay, and Lola has disappeared

and she'll be back. And Larry, thank you for being part of the show tonight. You're welcome.

I think we're addicted to Larry now. Every time you're on he's going to be on. I think so. And next time he's going to have to fuck you anally.

Oh, hell, I'm all for that. He'll be up for that when I know. Okay, get ready. Okay, let's say thank you

to Lola, Lola. Lola's got such great hands. Lola, Lola, Lola Lola went somewhere.

She's back. Oh, yes, Lola. So where do we find you? Yes, where do we find you?

You want what? A pussy pump. Oh, a pussy pump. Oh, yes, adult play parlor, thank you.

I think that's the only one we have right now. But where do we find you? You can find me on Twitter. Lola heart triple X.

Okay. Lola, H-A-R-T, X-X-X. Alrighty, we will follow you. And now we have panties,

you know, just to have. Just put on some panties. For Panty Boy. Any panties you like.

Panty Boy panties. Here you go, Panty Boy. You get the squirt. Because of course the squirt is still dripping

from their pussies. These are emergency panties. They're 911 panties. In the case of civil war,

or natural disasters, we have panties. Panties. 911 panties.

Bonobo that matches my helmet. I like panties. Okay, so I think that's everybody pretty much.

So basically yeah, thank you for joining us for this 32nd Dr. Suzy Squirt Salon.

April Showers. Come to May Flowers. April Showers Super Soaker. Yeah!

We're going to have more squirt salons. And in the meantime try squirting tonight if you're a girl or if you're a boy.

You can try squirting tonight. Make like bonobos, not baboons. Can I have the bonobo sign? Can somebody get the bonobos?

Here we go. Make like bonobos. Somebody take a picture. Make like bonobos, not baboons.

Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you.

I love you. We love you. And we love you too, thank you. Okay, let's do a group picture

in the squirt. All right. Thank you for having us. And we'll see you next week.

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