Bedside Chat 7: Happy MILF Day!

Full transcript of Bedside Chat 7: Happy MILF Day! on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, lawyers and connoisseurs, mothers and mother-lovers, jackers and jillers, all you children of sex,

and we are all children. We're the capital X. Can I get an amen? Amen! Can I get an A, women?

Amen! I want to welcome you to my seventh Bedside Chat of the Corona Apocalypse, inspired by FDR's Fireside Chats. And yes, it's still the Merry-Merry Mastervation Month of May.

Woo-hoo! If you're tuned in live in isolation, catch that buzz, baby, because the best sex in isolation is masturbation. It's the safest.

It's the most reliable in terms of your health and well-being, you know, might not be the most romantic, but it is the easiest. Most convenient. Let's hear it.

Whoa, buzz! Love my atachi. So May also happens to be the month of Mother's Day. Yes, indeed.

Why? Why do these apparently opposite celebrations occur in the same month? Or even kind of belong in the same month?

Well, you know, it's kind of counterintuitive. But in a way they do belong in the same month. After all, solo sex is almost always the very first erotic activity that we humans indulge in.

Even in utero, we touch ourselves for comfort, pleasure. Who knows? I mean, they don't interview anybody in utero, but it does happen. And so as babies, we do it even more.

We play with any part of our bodies that we can reach, really. But I think our genitals are especially exciting because, um, well, they feel so intense. This doesn't mean anybody else should touch them, except of course to wash. But we touch our own kind of naturally.

It is, you know, one of the most natural activities of our sexual lives. And for better, sometimes for worse, our moms often catch us at it. What are you going to do? Thanks to my own Dr. Spock influenced mom.

I didn't grow up too inhibited about masturbation a little bit. But like most kids, I started playing with myself pretty much as soon as I started playing. In fact, it's really one of my very first memories that I have is just kind of putting my hand down there. To comfort and pleasure myself, but mainly for comfort.

And yeah, my mom, well, not that she approved of my dittling. No, I mean, but she did at least put up with it and didn't punish me. She just warned me to cool it in public. Like when she caught me spread legged over the sprinkler or sticking my hands in my pants during the boring parts of the Passover Seder.

A lot of boring parts. So yeah, at least mom's pragmatic attitude did not denigrate my sexuality. But for that, I definitely appreciate her. She would say, Susie, take your hands out of your pants because your hands are dirty and it's clean down there.

So, you know, she was probably right about my hands being dirty, probably sticky with peanut butter and jelly or something I pulled out of my nose. So, yeah, I could get behind that, get my hands clean, you know. And this was a long time ago. Certainly before hand washing became all the rage.

And yeah, I mean, she wasn't George Carlin who said, if God had intended us not to masturbate, he or she would have made our arms shorter. Or she wasn't even Truman Capote who said, the great thing about masturbation is you don't have to dress up. But at least she had an oddly sex positive way of attempting to regulate my masturbatory passions. So, thank you mom. She's up there somewhere or down there or everywhere.

And it is stories like these that maybe make May being shared by both Mother's Day and Masturbation Month. Very, you know, well, let's just say not so incongruous. And yeah, I mean, if you have a really super liberal mom, we could say, I could suggest, why not get your mom a vibrator? You could do a massager, you know. That way you could say, it's, you know, for your back mom, yeah.

But also, she'll figure it out. She probably already knows it. And she would probably really appreciate it. I mean, if she's done that last year, then you can get her motor bunny. I mean, and speaking of sexy motherhood is also National Teen Pregnancy Prevention Month.

How about that? And what better safe sex method is there for pregnancy prevention than masturbation? So, yeah, make love to someone you love, even if that someone is you. And wash your hands before you do.

Remember what my mom said? That's right. And that was long ago. If you wash your hands real good before you play, you can lick your fingers afterwards.

And you're not going to give yourself the coronavirus. And speaking of the Corona apocalypse. Well, the good news is that our quarantine is giving our great mother, mother Earth, a very much needed break from her worst children's messes.

Bad news is, yeah, we got actually lots of bad news, but I guess, you know, this is the greatest sexuality show on earth. We got to talk about sex, the good and the bad. And the bad news is that they have discovered that the coronavirus is present in semen, right?

I know I told you a few weeks ago that it wasn't. That's because I read the news and some of it is fake, not that it's purposely flake. Well, maybe it is flakey, fake, and I don't know how deliberate it is. But I just know, they were saying a few weeks ago that it did not get transmitted through sexual fluids.

But apparently it does. It does. And I mean, that's kind of a drag, but, you know, you can't really have sex in person too easily anyway. I mean, six feet apart.

Nobody's dick is that big. Don't brag at me. You can attach a dildo to a stick and a ball. Yeah, yeah.

And then it becomes something else, I guess, if you're, you know, using sex toys that long. Then it's almost like virtual sex, you know. You might as well use your computer and program vibrator to go in your partner. And speaking of that, yeah.

These are methods, these virtual sex methods that are getting more and more popular now. They were getting popular before, but now super popular. Masterbation, phone sex, webcam sex, sexting. And that's some of the stuff that I talk about with Maribel Blue in her excellent interview with me on KEM Top Talk Radio.

Yes, indeed. Great questions. Yes, she also talks with me about phone sex therapy, which of course you can get at the Block Institute and healing your sexual shame, which is one reason a lot of people like to get therapy over the phone is because it's kind of shaming to go into a therapist's office for some people.

Now it shouldn't be, but that's how a lot of people feel. So the phone or other devices give you that extra protection, so to speak. It's like wearing a mask, but it's virtual to make you feel more confidential. So good news.

Drumpf and his popularity is plummeting, brothers and sisters. And so all this whipping of his naughty furry balls is really paying off. Him being our surrogate Trump, of course, the voodoo doll. Yes.

So that's the good news. His poll numbers are plummeting and yet the bad news is he's still presidents. And unfortunately the death rate is not plummeting. And the amount of coronavirus cases aren't plummeting either.

His solution is to take less tests, less testing, and then the numbers will drop. Yeah. Okay. Of course they will.

Yeah. Well that works for someone who's always only interested in his own PR and not really the American people. And I grant you, most politicians are like that, but he's just extreme. The non-politician is the most politically compromised of all politicians.

Well, before we go on with Corona and masturbation month and Mother's Day, a.k.a. Milf Day, well, I want to take a moment to say rest in peace, little Richard. Exactly. That's what I thought.

This gal named Sue knows what to do. And, you know, when I first heard that, I went, am I supposed to know what to do? I don't have a clue. But definitely, good golly, Miss Molly, little Richard was the best.

Called himself the architect of rock and roll. You could call him the father of rock and roll. He influenced the Beatles, the Stones, Elvis, Hendricks, Bowie, Prince, MJ, everybody. He was the most major rock and roll pioneer.

I've been thinking about it. Who else was more major? I don't think anybody. I think we have to say little Richard.

And little Richard, I mean, I don't mean to say to minimize being a rock and roll pioneer, but he was also a sexual pioneer of the sexual revolution and gay liberation. Yes, indeed. You know, he called himself omnisexual, pretty good.

Same thing as pansexual, I guess, which is what I more often use, because the bonobos are panpeniscus and very pansexual. But omnisexual means the same thing. It means you just kind of like everybody. You could have sex with everybody, anybody.

And he was married, but he also had, you know, a definite. Interest in guys. And he struggled with this, being a devout Christian, kind of off and on. But I would say he never struggled with what we would call cross dressing.

With dressing in the flamboyant, pizzazzi, glittering way he liked to dress. And you know, I'm a big fan of glitter. I kind of overdid the glitter a little for little Richard tonight. You know, I love that glitter.

Oh yeah, baby. It's fun. Glitter is fun and kind of feminine, I guess. But he made it so that, you know, you could be feminine and masculine, kind of at the same time.

I mean, not to say that there hadn't been other people like that. The Greeks even had a god, hermaphrodite. But he made it cool, rock and roll, you know. And, you know, that song, Tutti Frutti, that I had no clue what to do, even though my name was Sue.

Well, years later, I kind of found out what he was talking about. And actually, those words about Sue were censoring other words. And those words were about anal. That's right.

In the 50s, anal sex. Probably a guy was the original Sue who knew what to do. But, you know, that's not specified. Original lyrics, Tutti Frutti, good booty.

Oh! Yeah. If it's tight, it's all right. If it don't fit, don't force it.

You can grease it. Make it easy. Or make it greasy and easy. I had no idea.

No idea! Little Richard was just a rock and roll pioneer, the rock and roll pioneer, and asex pioneer. He was a sex educator. That's right.

It wasn't just about liberation, it was also about doing it right. You know, grease it. When I taught English in Japan, we had to teach the kids through songs. Right?

That's how we all learn the best, through stories and songs. That's right. And he was an educator. Someone asked him about rockabilly music because he was saying, well, rock and roll had something to do with hillbilly music.

And he said, I don't know about rockabilly. I don't think he was a big fan, but he was trying to be polite. And he just said, but I've been rockin' willy for years. So last but not least, little Richard was a great integrator.

Yes, indeed. He brought black and white together. In a room, in a segregated club where, you know, black on one side, white on another side. And he would bring them together through dancing.

And nobody stopped him. It was amazing. It's still amazing. I mean, really, we haven't solved a lot of these problems at all.

And we need a new little Richard Revolution. Hello, Max. Oh, sorry. How you doin' there?

I was smokin', but looking at the book. Your voice is cutting in and out. Looks pretty cool. You got a lot of friends watching.

Okay. Hello, everybody. You're watching on Facebook? Namiz, all kinds of folks. Well, my hairdresser is my friend, although I haven't had my hair done in so long since way before quarantine that maybe he doesn't think I'm his friend anymore.

But I love you, Mark. You were watching the show the other week, right? Yeah. So that's why I wear a hat, yeah.

So, yeah. Yeah, we need a revolution like that right now. And we need it again and again and again. So amen and a women and a little Richard.

Go get that tootie fruity in heaven. Yes, indeed. Yeah. All right.

So you Facebook people, you can write to us. You can comment and we'll try to get it on the air. And everybody, you can call. Our telephone number is 626-461-5212.

That's 626-461-5212. And I'm wearing a homemade mask, which is a little unfitting, but kind of fun. And yeah, I'm excited to get into the second week of masturbation month and Mother's Day. Or you could say Milf Day and Sunshine is wearing a Happy Milf Day shirt.

Let's have a look. Look at this. Happy Milf Day. And why did you get that shirt made?

Get your mic. There you are. Okay, I made it. I don't know.

I made it for Mother's Day and I thought it was funny to wear every Mother's Day. Like two years ago, I said, oh, I want to wear this on Mother's Day and do stand up. And I did. And it was pretty great.

I just wear it every Mother's Day. And have you ever worn it to see your mother? Whoa. No.

She might laugh. She might laugh. She might laugh. I mean, after all,

she seems to have taken great pleasure in telling you that your favorite Cindy Lauper song could be a masturbation month anthem. Yeah, when I was a small kid, my favorite singer was Cindy Lauper. I was like three years old and I was obsessed with her. And my favorite song was Shebop and I had no idea.

And then when I was an adult, she's like, hey, sunshine, you know the name, the song Shebop. It's about masturbation, right? No. She's like, man, that was your favorite song when you were three years old.

You always sing that song. Shebop. Well, mothers, you know, love them, hate them, even feel neutral about them. You got to have one.

I mean, even if you're a test two baby, somebody is your mama. So, hey. And then there's the Virgin Mother. Yeah.

The one who supposedly gave birth to the Jesus Jackhammer Dildo, right? I mean, after all, he comes out of the vulva puppet and rises up for Easter. And yeah, but she's a virgin. So what does she do about like nursing Jesus is a big question.

And apparently, according to a lot of horny artists or maybe they were just into maternity. I mean, there's Virgin Mary did lactate and did feed Jesus in this way. I don't think it is in any of the Gospels, but apparently there is also a tale of the lactation of Saint Bernard. And he's not a dog.

Let's show that on Saint Bernard. Maybe you could come in closer. I think that's a medieval painting. Yeah, that one looks kind of medieval.

And there you go. She's kind of holding her breast, putting little baby Jesus aside and squirting milk, mother's milk. Into Saint Bernard's mouth. And the saints are supposed to suffer, aren't they?

He doesn't seem like he's suffering at all. In fact, he seems very happy about that and may have even had a lactation fetish. Which is actually more common than you might think. There's a lot of people, mostly men, but women too, with lactation fetishes.

And that doesn't mean you like children at all, although usually you're going to get your milk from a real mother who has some small baby somewhere. But hopefully the baby is not in the vicinity when you're indulging in your lactation fetish. And hopefully you're not taking it away from the baby. Well, you kind of are, but I think it's okay.

I mean, there's plenty of milk. A lot of women have too much milk. They got these milk machines to get rid of some of it. So yeah, I think it's okay. As long as the baby is somewhere else, you can indulge if you're fortunate to have a lactating lover.

And it is certainly a theme in art. You in fact saw it in your art history class. I've gotten tested on some of the paintings. Tested? Did they stick a swab up your nose?

Yeah. They show you slides and they say, who did this? What is this called? What is the theme? Give us the date. Give us the place. Give us the cathedral. Well, Mother's Day, Milf Day, Masturbation Month, and Teen Pregnancy Prevention Month. Wow. A lot of things. So we're celebrating it all and also just talking about life in the corona apocalypse. And it's tough for a lot of people. Good for Mother Earth. For sure, good for Mother Earth.

Oh, so here's some more sort of breastfeeding of the Virgin Mary. Oh yeah, that's another one where the Virgin Mary lets baby Jesus end. Right on the breast. I'm not even sure that Facebook would allow that one, but maybe. That's not part of it now. I don't know what it is.

It's art. Yeah. Facebook people, that is art. So back to the corona apocalypse. Although art is a wonderful escape from our reality, no matter what. And sometimes stimulates us to change our reality. Sometimes just escape from it for a little while. And yeah, there's a tough reality going on right now.

It's tough. And you know who is really tough on? Sex workers. That's right. After all, like I was saying, semen carries the coronavirus. And not only that, I mean, not everybody's taken semen necessarily, but I mean, you're always getting close to your client.

And sex work is, you know, not very safe in the corona apocalypse. I mean, unless of course you're doing virtual sex work like phone sex, phone sex therapy, like webcam sex, you know, sexting. So all of that is safe, but real in-person sex work, which is important.

Real touch, real proximity of another human in your sexual space. Can't do that in the corona apocalypse. And what does the Trumpis do about that? The bleach drinking butt head? And I don't mean that in a 2D fruity way.

Well, he doesn't even give sex workers a relief check. You know, that measly, what is it, $1,500? $1,200? $1,200. And it's not even enough for anybody to even pay rent. But he won't even give that to the sex workers.

So we've been talking to different sex workers since we've been doing these bedside chats about how they're dealing with it. A lot of them are doing webcam. And some of them are doing food delivery, like from Uber Eats, aka Lucky Devil Eats.

So there's a lot of creativity involved that doesn't make it right. You little twerp. But anyway, we're going to talk with someone who has an interesting perspective on all of these subjects because she is a sex worker and a mom.

And I'm sure a lot more than that. But let's get her on the line. Hello, Averice Noir. Welcome.

I'm going to take my mask down for you. Yes. So you look very glamorous and dominant. And you are a dom, of course, as a sex worker.

And a mom. A dom and a mom. Can absolutely coexist. Happy Mother's Day.

Thank you. Happy Milf Day. And so what do you think about the situation that we're in in the Corona apocalypse where sex workers who already have difficulty balancing motherhood

and sex work aren't even going to get a check from the Donald? So fortunately in my case, I do dom work in addition to another industry which was fine dining. It's also completely shut down.

And so at least from that and through the CARES Act, I am able to at least supplement my income. I'm not making nearly as much as I was when I was working full-time, especially supplemented by sessions.

But you got a check because of your work in a food service industry. Yes. Anybody actually, even some friends of mine who actually do performance work and other things, but were otherwise categorized as freelance,

hairstylist and things like that. Finally, some of them were able to get through to at least get a stimulus check, even though that wouldn't necessarily qualify them for traditional unemployment.

I live in the Bay Area though. So stimulus check doesn't even cover a fraction of cost of living. That's exactly what I was thinking. I mean, that stimulus check is like what, two weeks or something?

No, not even. The stimulus check would have been not even a week of what I would have made normally at my restaurant job, let alone the additional income if I had multiple sessions booked that week as well.

So we got to vote this sucker out. Although it's also Congress. Actually, he wants to give more checks and our Republican senators don't want to.

They want people to starve or go to work and hog farms or something like that. Well, I'm glad you're doing okay. So tell us a little more about, since it is a Mother's Day show,

Mother's Day Eve, Milf Day. How is it balancing motherhood and being a Dom, being a sex worker? So for me, my kids a bit older and I also have a very, like a fairly open family.

So I'll be like, you know, hey mom, can I drop off? Can you wash? I have a booking that I have to do. Wow.

So your mom helps you be a mom. That's great. Very good. And in my case, it is very fairly close knit family, but for us,

it's fairly typical culturally. Okay. Well, that's good. And standard practice for the grandparents to watch the grand

children. Yeah. And so your mom is pretty cool with you being a sex worker with you dominating.

Oh, I know. She goes, make that money. She goes, I couldn't do it, but I'm glad you can get your hustle on.

Oh, that's great. So tell me, I mean, I guess I heard the story of how you and Sunshine had met. And that was, I guess, at the Lusty Lady in San Francisco.

And of course, Sunshine loves the Lusty Lady so much that she even calls herself Lusty Lady for Life on Twitter. Oh yeah, yeah. And Lusty Lady for Life.

So you told me that you met through kind of, well, maybe it wasn't as soon as you met, but that you were lactating. We were talking about lactation before. People wasn't at like a, so weren't there reunions or

one of like the burlesque little things? One through community because definitely while I worked at the Lusty Lady before I ever had a kid, but I'd been, you know, I ended up working in that same neighborhood

and restaurants, everything after the fact. And I was definitely lactating at that point. And I was curious. I was like, Hey, I've always wanted to try breast milk.

And it says like, all right. I was like, no way, no way, she's going to let me do it. Okay, okay. It's like, all right, squeeze it out.

I mean, breast milk is a very healing substance. Like you get a pretty good. That episode is probably the best use for it. Well, you're no Virgin Mary and you are no Saint Bernard.

But it does sound like a very special experience. Yeah. Yeah. How did it taste?

I thought it was like skim milk light unless I don't know what I'm talking about. I was like, Oh, I didn't know breast milk was so watery. When I've had it, it's been a little thinner.

Yeah. Then regular milk, but lots sweeter, very sweet. So. If you're looking at like, say, breast milk composition,

there's going to be the fork. Sorry, I did a bunch of four till I for a while studying to become a lactation consultant. You're a lactation consultant.

No, no, I opted out of that career path because with a kid, I couldn't do that number of clinical hours. Ironic, right? But I had started doing all the work for it.

I ended up not following through with it. This is ages ago, but knowledge sticks with you. All right. So how are you celebrating masturbation?

And then the hind milk is going to be the creamier. So your initial milk that you're going to get would be the thinner stuff and obviously not homogenized. Like if you get a carton of milk from the grocery store.

Right. I read something like the first two weeks is. Colostrum. Colostrum.

So yeah, that's different. I have something to do with colossal. Colostrum. I don't know.

I think the first two weeks is just really thick because the kids born and I guess it needs all these extra nutrients or something. So it comes out really thick. And then after those two weeks, it gets more thin.

I think that's right. But you're the lactation. So we got to wind up, but I just want to know how are you celebrating masturbation month?

So which is really fun. I considering, uh, because as, uh, as a Dom I tend to specialize more in

a bit of the polar opposite of that because I have managed to draw the clientele. That is more into and chastity and things like that.

So no, they do purposely masturbate. It ends up not being on the front end so much. But so they're trying. They want you to keep them from masturbating.

Chastity and specification ended up being something that I've never actually seen one of those chastity thing. You put that on your client's penis, right? Can you show it again?

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Great. I've just never seen that before actually. This kind is called a bird cage just from, there's all kinds of different ones.

So what happens is I hear your pussy squealing. She's talking and she's locked out of the room from the zoom test earlier.

She was like all on the computer. So I'm like, oh, you're getting locked out. Thank you for doing that though. So that's going to end up going great.

And speaking of sheltering in place, I do miss the nail salon quite a bit. Penis and testicles through. That would be a thick one.

Oh, but it goes smaller. Yeah. Okay. There you go. Oh, I definitely want smaller ones.

So you can't masturbate in that. They can try and try. They can try. Right. The trying is part of the fun.

Yeah, that's the teasing them, right? Do they ever regard you as a dummy mommy? So that's funny because I was asked that and not really, but I do think that

by and large, my male clientele at least tends to be quite a bit older than me and most people think I look young. So if they're imagining that they're young,

then you know, you would fit. But exactly. Maybe as you get older, but it could also be despite the fact

that they were very functional. I don't really, I'm not busty. And I know this with a lot of content. Did you like the dummy mommy?

I'd like that more. Yeah. Well, I bet it'll start picking up as you get a little older.

There are some benefits to ripening. But in any case, yeah, I mean, our original Dom is usually our mom telling us what to do.

But loving us. Hopefully not having sex with us. In the case of my wife and mother administering quite a few whoop-ins.

So I guess there's that. And there's the whoop-ins. Right. Hopefully they're not putting you in chastity belts,

although I will say in Victorian times that is exactly what they did. Right. So thank you so much for joining us.

Oh, I had one more question. The name Averus. That means greed. I'm a person for everything

because I don't want to have to choose that you want to be able to just one more life and experiences and everything else.

right for being someone who ironically people come to to be denied. I don't personally like to be denied.

So there we go. All right. Well, we haven't denied you. So thank you for joining us

in our bedside chat for the Corona Apocalypse Number 7 and Happy Mother's Day, Happy Masturbation Month

and Happy Milstay. Happy Milstay. Thank you. All right.

And now we are back in our bedside chat. And we have some other exciting guests

we're going to tune into if we're ready to do that for our Milf Day

celebration. We are going to have a new mother, someone who just had a baby.

Bunny and the Dude, you must be big fans of the big Lebowski. We are.

Yes. We can find cash machines. Okay. Bunny, does that mean

you'll give me a blow job for $1,000? Do you have a cash machine? Absolutely.

And the Dude is abiding. We have a picture of the Dude spanking.

Yeah. And abiding. And can you come in closer to yourselves or do you want me

to see that beautiful painting that I can't really see? Am I too much fainting?

Oh, yeah. I love this lumberjack vest. And I love that you're a new mom.

Happy Mother's Day. We don't have the camera crew you have. Happy Mother's Day. Happy Milf Day.

And happy masturbation month. Happy Mother's Day. Yeah.

Right. So you guys are a kind of porno couple, I guess you could say.

A webcam performance couple. You're sex workers, but I'm imagining you do like almost

all of it on camera or do you do any in real life? It's all camera. Okay.

So really the corona apocalypse is not as much or has it? No. Not in a negative way actually

more in a positive way because in porn it goes with the waves of what's popular. So corona

is now become a past. She's always finding that silver lining. And a lot of people are are home.

So they need entertainment, they need inspiration, distraction, something, you know, and you're there.

You're there to model a loving couple that we abide. You are abiding.

And what is it about the big Lebowski that inspires you so much? I think it was

first, the first time we got to put our ear down to the Judaism tracts that's such a brilliant tone.

Yeah. Yeah. Where's your microphone right now because it's really echo-y?

Let's test your camera. Okay. So you were both separate fans

and then you got together and do you role play the parts? Do you ever do that

for your webcam fans? Well, we definitely abide by some of the

characteristics, I think. Like I'm free-spirited and I kind of have my own way about me and the dude is very much...

You drink white Russians. All right. Now, do you ever I have an important question

related to Mother's Day. Okay. I hope you're not offended. But do you ever put

like breast milk in the white Russian? Yes. Wow. I wish you guys were here.

Are you lactating? I am a lot. I was actually, baby started crying and that's how I knew I had to go

because she started screaming. Can we come in close and see some lactating? And of course the Facebook people

cannot see this. Facebook, you got to go. Facebook, got to go, got to go. Don't show this.

Okay. So we're going to see. Wow. Nice big nipple and...

Big firm, big breasts. I see something coming forth there. I got to get close to...

I think the baby can hear her this season. Wow. Oh yeah. I see the milk coming out of the nipple

like a mom. Yeah, right. And it looks kind of thick. I was going to ask him to lick it.

Okay, so sunshine. Oh yeah. So your boobs are beautiful. Thank you.

The doctor did a good job. No, these are all natural. These are all natural. I thought you said they were fake

but they seem natural and my goodness, they're bouncy. Right? And they're very...

What size are they? I think I might be a 36G. Wow. 36G.

Definitely mama boobs for there. Yes, definitely. Thank you. You guys should plan a trip to LA

and come see us and you can come on the show for real. So the dude... Don't put those away yet.

No, we like him. The dude could like lean back on them or something. See the dude relaxing on them

because the dude is such a sort of slacker, right? Now you're relaxing on the dude and we got a still now.

I don't know what you're doing because nothing's moving. Okay. It froze.

We can hear you. Well, okay. We can hear you too. I know that you are into

the natural look in many ways. Natural boobs and natural hair. Right? Yeah.

The dude inspired me to grow out all of my body hair when we first met three years ago and it's kind of changed

our world. We have a lot of bands that follow us specifically for the natural. It's been a health improvement

for me. I used to have bad breakouts and now I don't have any anymore.

That's great. I have to give up. I shaved for 18 years. All right.

Oh, we can now see them moving now. Okay. Very good.

In the winter I'm on shaven and I feel like a lot. I get razor bumps and terrible itching

and when I'm not shaving I'm fine. So can we take a look?

That's me. Let's check this out. Oh, wow. Oh, the wondrous

vulva. Yes. I don't shave mine either. Okay, we're going to get a good

look at sunshine's labia. Not the Facebook camera. All right.

Wow. I guess I should show mine too. Well, you know, everybody's showing.

I have hair above. I have hair right above the...

Okay, I don't see it. I see my hand. She's like, you got to get by the dynan in the shop.

I can't see. Nice dynan. Nice hand covering. Nice hand.

Okay, wait. Here we go. Nice gina cover. I can't believe how hard it is to...

Okay, show it off. My fucking vagina. Okay, here we go. It's my vulva.

There we go. So we all have beautiful vulvas and you squirt too,

don't you? Not that I'm expecting you to squirt for us now, mom, but

you are a squirter and we can see that on your only fans, I guess.

Yes. And there we see your underarm, right? Ah, nice and hairy.

Oh, wow, nice. Yeah. Do you like being hairy? Do you find that that makes

you feel sexier or it's just something you do for the fans? Oh, it's definitely

made me feel sexier. I think that when I was shaving, I always was worried

about razor foams or noxies. I was feeling a certain way and now I'm just all natural.

So I'm more in the moment and the dude likes fucking my armpits. Oh, wow.

Fuck out our armpit. Oh, I did hairy girl porn a little bit.

Yeah. And they always they always say, oh, that's one of the most highly requested

things is like the dick in your armpit when your hair. Dick in the armpit.

We like licking each other's armpits too. We pretty much worship each other's bodies in general.

You do. Oh, wow. Oh, let me see you do a little armpit licking.

Oh, yeah. Actually, Facebook could see this. You could show armpit licking.

You could show armpits when she's wearing your arm. I don't know what happened to the Facebook camera,

but we could show armpit licking, but it's OK. They're not. Now they're on to other things.

We can do it. Oh, do it again. One more time for our Facebook fans.

OK, Facebook, you can handle this. Armpit licking. Facebook.

It's a fetish. It's a definite fetish. Some people are really into the armpit, you know?

And obviously, the dude, how could you not be? Eldunorino is into that.

Eldunorino. You're not into the whole revenue thing. So now Eldudorino,

tell me, your dude-ness, were you into hair before you met Bunny here?

Yeah, I mean, yeah, it was a new, but it was a new interest for me.

And then she just kind of like manifested it. And I didn't know that I was a ginger bush either.

Like my under-arc hair is pretty much brunette, but my actual bush hair grew out of ginger.

And that's also a fetish. It's ginger bushes. So, your bush

is a redhead, but up in the top. So it doesn't always go that your collars and cuffs match

your top. I'm not brunette up here in black pubic hair, but I don't know.

I thought it always had to be darker below, but I guess I'm wrong. Uh-huh.

So, okay, well, how are you guys celebrating

masturbation month? Oh, trying to just make new video content

for all the people that are home in isolation. You know, people are horny and happy.

That's what we try to do is eat the cheese. And, I mean,

how has, when did you have your baby, mom? Six weeks ago.

How has that affected your sex drive? I mean, you're talking about content

and it's important and I'm really happy that you care about your fans, but I'm just wondering

about your feelings. It's all stuffless. We don't enjoy it. Well,

you enjoy it, El-Dude. I was ready to go, like,

horny at three weeks and I'm like, all right, Dave, let's go.

And he's like, I think we need to let yourself feel a little bit...

Wow. But, wait, it's masturbation month,

so it's perfect timing because I've been able to enjoy myself and fall back in love with myself.

I'm on a new shower, Dave. New shower. Yes. New shower.

Oh, so is that one, do you have any toys there that you can show us? There's,

we have a lovin' lush somewhere around here. we have a lovin' lush somewhere. Yeah,

he's got enough of a toy for me. I play with his cock a lot, so... Oh, yeah.

Good job, Dutrina. Thanks, sunshine. Yeah. But,

no, I think it's increased now that, like, he just had sex

just a day ago and that was our first time and he made me squirt everywhere,

so we're back on track. So that's, he,

how did he do that? Did he do it with his penis or with... with his penis?

Yeah, okay. But he can make me squirt with everything, with his hands,

with his mouth, with his penis, with his toes. He's a,

he's a multi-talented man. Man, you guys have a beautiful relationship. Yeah.

Yeah, we like each other. We had to search many lifetimes to find each other.

We're very, very blessed. Many lifetimes. So you're a believer

in past lives? Yeah. We feel like we've definitely done

this a time or two before. Okay. Tell us. Yeah.

What is it? Is it the, is it? I don't know.

I think you check the religions. One of them thinks that you have to go eight million rounds

before you get a crap of being a human. who knows? Although

we were lifetimes in this go-round, we did a lot of exploration of this

in the group. For sure. I felt like home. I felt like home

in the family. And we both believe in aliens and ascension

and I think that this is just the time in our lives. We use Tantric sex

to open up portals to other dimensions. You do Tantric sex for

your voice faded out. Yeah. Oh for opening portals to other dimensions.

Oh, opening those portals. Is that like, like a bowling alley?

It strikes and got to your stand. What's the now? And so what is your favorite sexual activity?

The two of you? Activity. The side, cyber intercourse.

No, it could be intercourse. I got a question after that. Who's your favorite children?

Well, yeah, we do a lot of different things, I think which is like, you know,

finish-wise we like arm pits, we like feet, we like water sports, we like squirting. Water sports.

We like anal. Man, everybody should go to your own bed. You like that tootie-tootie, huh? Yeah, we like that booty.

That was my favorite baby food growing up. He taught me how to tossing salads. Ha, ha, ha. Okay, I have a question.

Like, what do your fans request the most? Is there something that they ask for the most? They know. Oh, they always ask for anal, yeah, okay.

Because we haven't done anal on camera yet. Oh, so you haven't done it? No tootie-tootie. That's forbidden fruit for them,

so we're just letting them sweat it out for a while longer. Uh-huh. And why is that? Is that because you don't really want to

or because you just want to make them sweat it out? No, it's... You want to check with the price? It's like, I think we're like saving it or something.

Like, we've only had anal sex in prior to that, but we're trying to start with anal. But we both enjoy it. We both enjoy it.

It's like, we have big plans, but even Peggy, like she's gonna fuck me, you know what, we got plans. But we just have, yeah, we're waiting, I guess. We just got started, basically.

Yeah. Well, in honor of masturbation month, would you... You could do a little masturbating with us,

a little, kind of, it could be mutual masturbation. Oh, you do me, oh, she does me, I do her, like... Whatever you're in the mood to do. Fine.

To celebrate the... Yeah. Yeah, I have Hitachi ready. Yeah, so, what would you like to start with?

I mean, how would you start a mutual masturbation session together? A little job. Well, okay.

A little job doesn't sound like masturbation, but okay, I'll go with that. No, I don't know. I guess we don't do our britches, we probably don't do the britches. We do our britches.

Undo the britches. Do you mind if it doesn't dare you to do it? Here they go, Bunny and the dude. Here's Bunny, the new mommy, just shaking her hips.

And she's showing off that hairy pussy. She has some nice little pees. Uh-huh. I bet you're getting more and more milk lovers on your...

Right? Yeah, we've had milk lovers since I posted that I was pregnant, and everybody's wanting me to have milk. I think that's going to be the new fetish that you get a lot of requests for.

For milk? Show us your milk, show us your milk. Right, I bet. Now, you did pregnancy sense already, right?

Oh, my gosh, we have so much pregnancy sex. If you guys are wanting to see some of our work, you can check us out on Pornhub. We have lots of, or OnlyFans. OnlyFans has more of our pregnancy, and kind of like taboo.

Okay, what is your OnlyFans? Our OnlyFans is OnlyFans.com backslash Bunny and the Dude. All right, that's where we can see more. Let me kind of down a little bit.

See me... I'm also a... Why are we... Oh, okay.

There's a lot of requests for is doing some... She does get a lot of requests. Yes. I saw you jumping around on a beach somewhere looking very athletic.

Yeah. Now, you've got yourself up on your toes, naked from the waist down, with your fabulous bushy bush. That's not George W. we're talking about.

We're talking about the good bush, not the bad bush. And no matter what he might say, he's not a lot better than Trump, okay? So anyway, back to the good bush, which is, of course, Bunny's bush. Yes.

And there are the Dude's fingers. And of course, fingers are an important part of masturbation. Yeah. Let your fingers do the walk-in.

Wow. So all the MILF masturbation lovers are really enjoying this. We're getting a trip into Bunny's womb room. That's right.

We often call our studio the womb room. And this is certainly Bunny's amazing womb room right here. Wow. And you like the tapping motion and the spreading of the lips.

And do I detect some anal play going on or no? No. It's all vulva and vagina players. There's some anal stimulation.

Or they can't hear me now. And now I think they've frozen. It's a good position to freeze into if you're going to freeze. The position was so good, they've frozen to that position.

Oh, and now there's... Oh, no, no. Right. Wow.

Beautiful. Okay. Well, we're freezing into some good positions here. We're freezing into some good positions.

All right. We're getting this lovely married couple all worked up. So that... That's good.

They're still... Do you guys want to see a squirt? Yeah. Sure.

I mean, that's... Oh, yeah. No, he makes me squirt in like a second. Okay.

Can we see your beautiful boobs? Can you pull your boobs out while you do that? Maybe we can get one of our cameras. We're going to get all the way on this here.

Wow. Can everyone stay in the boat holder anymore? Whoa. Amazing, Gigi.

Oh, amazing. Can you get your... Right, your head is right in front of my view of this amazing naked woman. I was trying to look at her good.

This milk goddess. She is the total symbol of Mother's Day at Masturbation Month combined. And here we go. Okay.

Yeah. Okay. I was just thinking of you. Yes, indeed.

Oh, this is beautiful. You've got to see this. First of all, you should visit their OnlyFans, Bunny and the Dude. Also called, and you can also see this right now on DrSusanBlock.com.

Oh, my God! He did that in three seconds. And I missed it. I told you in three seconds.

Wow. I was talking to the Facebook people. She was advertising you, and then you just did it like that. And you just did it while I was talking.

We'll go again. Can we go again? I don't know. I don't want to be too greedy, although my first guest was named Averis.

So maybe I should be avaricious. Daddy is amazing. He makes me come all the time. Wow.

Let's see. Now I'm watching. I'm watching just in case you're... Oh, shit.

Oh, he is fingering her. Whoa! She squirted. That was holy water.

Yes, indeed. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. We may not have a virgin Mary lactating in the eye of St. Bernard, but what we do have is a beautiful real-life mother

celebrating masturbation month with her dude and squirting through him masturbating her, even though he can do it with his talented cock. For this, he is celebrating the holiday with his hand masked.

And that's a beautiful thing. And you are just beautiful. You are just such an inspiration and a fabulous symbol of erotic motherhood. Thank you.

And it's a beautiful thing. It's milk lovers everywhere are happy, happy, happy to celebrate masturbation month. And we're happy, happy, happy to celebrate with you.

Yes, oh. And tonight I'm just hoping you have even more sex from, you know... You're all horny now. Yeah, this is kind of like a little foreplay for you,

a little appetizer for the main course that you're going to have of each other. Or do you have to take care of the kid? I mean, yeah, there's that. But I'm glad your sex drive is going strong.

And you're gorgeous. Well, you are gorgeous. That's a gift. And it's a blessing that your sex life is going strong.

And that you're doing well in the Corona apocalypse because... Thank you. I feel bad that it's hurting so many people, but I feel good that it is giving a break to our mother, the Earth.

Yeah, it's in the mountains again. Yeah, exactly. Amen and amen to that. You guys are fantastic.

We do hope you visit us when you are in LA. In the meantime, we'd love to see you again on camera and celebrate some other holiday or... Some other holiday.

Thank you. Thank you for having us. Thank you so much for having us. All right.

How do we find you on, again, on OnlyFans? Bunny and the Dude, right? Bunny and the Dude. That's B-U-N-I-E.

Yeah. Right. Because the bunny in the Big Lubowski is B-U-N-N-Y, but she's B-U-N-N-I-E.

So there are differences here. Right. It's the same for Born Hub and Bunny and Dude on Twitter. You guys are great.

You guys are just a wonderful inspiration. One more question. Do you have couples that watch you? Oh, yeah.

Absolutely. Yeah, a lot. Awesome. Beautiful.

Well, keep it up. Keep it going. Keep it flowing. Thank you.

Yes. Thank you so much. And thank you so much for the baptism in your holy water. Stay united.

Thank you. Yeah. Stay safe. See you.

Cheers. All right. Wow. That was certainly amazing and beautiful.

This has been a great milk celebration tonight. This bedside chat. And, yeah, I mean, a lot of mothers are milks. In a way, every mother is a great milk.

And we appreciate that. And that doesn't mean anything prurient about the kids. All it means is that there's a lot of people who are, what do they call it, mother-lovers?

Yeah, mother-lovers. They're like Justin Timberlake and the other guys. And Andy Samberg. And, yeah, mother-lovers.

Mother-mother, you're a mother-lover. We should fuck each other's mothers. Yeah. Oh, well, you know, if everybody's agreeing, and it's consensual,

and we're beyond the corona apocalypse, why not? A lot to look forward to, brothers and sisters. I kind of hope, I definitely hope, we don't take this opening up too fast. But, you know, I don't have control over that.

I am going to keep wearing my mask when I'm encountering people. And I take it down when I do my interviews, because I'm not encountering anyone. But unlike Trump, when I visit the mask factory, I put my mask on.

How can he visit a mask factory without a mask on? That's just crazy. So, well, we're almost done with our bedside chat for the corona apocalypse. And Captain Max, you always want me to get you involved at this stage.

Oh, at this point, I just want to tell you how much fun it is to do all of this and to make magazines and make shows for you and to fuck with your head. That's what I like doing.

And that's why I can't work anywhere. I can only have fun. But there are the beneficiaries of the fun. You can buy magazines from me.

You can buy all kinds of things. I'll even sell my underwear. That's funny, because in the big Lebowski, there's this scene where this Jewish dude, actually, he fills a briefcase that's supposed to be filled with money with his underwear.

And he sells it? You've got to watch the movie. Anyway, shout out to Mark Brown, my hairdresser. Mark Brown, who says, I love your mermaid glam.

Hang on, I'm trying. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. So, Mark Brown says, I love your mermaid glam look. Mermaid, I'm trying to see how I'm a mermaid.

With the minute he said it, I was like, oh, I got it. I don't know, the blue? I was like, yeah, it looks mermaid. I'm in the sea of blue, I guess.

Does he have anything to say about me? Mark, what do you think of Max's hair? And then Monica Rodriguez says, I'm loving your hair tonight. Oh, beautiful.

So is she talking about your hair? No, no, your hair. Oh, my hair. My hair, that hasn't been done in a long time.

Mark is my hairdresser. I wonder if he knows Monica. No, anyway, I've got some roots here. Mark, they're in need of you.

But in the meantime, that's why I wear a hat. So. We have Chris Kramer watching. We have a new issue coming out of Speakeasy.

It's about our wedding. Oh, yeah. Oh, wedding anniversary. It's the inside story of our anniversary.

Yeah, the inside story. Which was kind of an orgy. There were certainly people having sex. And there was female wrestling going on.

Female wrestling? Yeah, no, they were definitely having sex. Lexi Lore was having sex. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And she's on the cover. Yes. Yeah, up your skirt. Yeah, what is it?

Up my skirt. Yeah, she's naked. Uh-huh. That's getting a lot of compliments.

Yeah. Well, she's hot. And I have a big skirt. So, yes, we're going to have that magazine out soon.

In the meantime, there is, as always, the bonobo way. Yes. Of course, also, there is, by my mentor, Betty Dodson, the excellent masturbation manifesto, sex for one.

Yes, indeed. And bonobos, by the way, do masturbate, especially in captivity, which is, of course, how most of us feel when we're in quarantine

is we feel like we're in a zoo, like we're in captivity. But bonobos show us how natural masturbation is. And they certainly mutually masturbate each other all the time. They use their fingers and their toes for masturbation fun.

So, um... Yeah. Help the bonobos. Because they also are susceptible to the coronavirus.

And, you know, hopefully they're not going to get it. They are protecting them in the zoos and at Lola Yabinobo. But we have to do what we can to help them. So, if you get a copy of the bonobo way, by the way,

a portion of all proceeds go to help save the bonobos. So, make like bonobos, not baboons. They're not just into sex. They're into sharing.

Female empowerment and male well-being. Isn't that right, Dr. Bonobo? Yes. Male well-being is very important.

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