Labia Day 2019

Full transcript of Labia Day 2019 on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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all you children of sex, and we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I get an amen? Amen. Can I get an A-women?

A-women. I want to welcome you, all of you, inside and out, to Labia Day, 2019. Happy, happy Labia Day. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters, Bonoboville's name for the Saturday before Labor Day is

our annual Labia Day show, live from the womb room. And, well, why Labia Day? Well, four lusty Labor Days ago, I felt my usual Labor Day pains, which have afflicted me since I was a child.

Laborously, laboring at growing up, something I really didn't want to do and actually never did do. But I was trying. I was laboring in Philly. And then, as a young lady, I was laboriously pursuing her higher education at Yale in those

bygone days. The first Monday of September always marked the close of another sunny summer. Take that thing off, Abe. You've got it on too long.

Yeah, thank you. Okay, so the first Monday of September always marked the close of another sunny summer with Labor, meaning school, winter and work, looming ominously and stressfully ahead. Now, a few years after graduation, yes, much to my critics' consternation and shock,

I graduated from Yale. Yeah. And then a couple years in New York and San Francisco. And then I just landed in La La Land.

Landed then this summer. Beautiful girls. And more and more summer. But Labor Day remains bittersweet, you know, like any public holiday.

Labor Day is a good excuse to break out the booze and the barbecues. But, hey, the whole Labor theme is never an authentic celebration of we the people, right? The 99% who work and don't inherit money from daddy. The real workers.

And that includes sex workers. Let's hear it for sex workers. Can I get an amen and an A-women? And A-women.

Labor Day's never about sex workers. So it's never been my holiday, really. I don't know. In reality, Labor Day is more of a paltry pacifier thrown like a scrap to the starving from the

obscenely overstocked banquet of the 1% of the .001%, the Trumps and the Pelosi's and the Bezos, the prick, you know, the guy with the dick pic. And, you know, yeah, it's one measly Monday where you don't have to labor for the man. Or these days it could as easily be a woman. But you are supposed to consume high calorie processed foods from company stores like Walmart and watch military style parades and endure boring speeches from corrupt politicians.

Not that capitalism takes the holiday. No, no, no. No. On the contrary, to fully exploit the large numbers of non-laboring laborers, a.k.a. potential customers.

Labor Day is a huge retail sales holiday. Thus, ironically, many laborers employed in the retail sector, sector more than half of whom are women, not only have to labor on Labor Day, but work longer hours. Now, with Trumple Thinskin in office, it's really worse than ever for people who engage in actual labor, right? Labor unions are being phased out, one bad Supreme Court ruling at a time.

And unless you're in that Dutch shell union, you know, that's even worse. That required you to attend a Trump rally or not get paid. That's some union. Unemployment may be low, but workers are laboring longer hours than ever for Uber, Amazon, or self-employment in the 24-7 digital economy.

They never stop demanding our labor, labor, labor. Labor, labor, labor. Our fingers are... Yeah, labor.

You know, we're all going to get neckaches from this thing. We thought it was going to be a time saver. What happened? Well, no.

And what about sex workers? Sex workers are workers. Can I hear it for sex workers, please? Yeah.

Thank you. And eight women. And the Trumpists well-knows. The Trumpists actually...

Where is that Trumpist? Oh, your guys are in my way. Okay. Are you okay?

Are you working things out over here? I don't know what you're doing. You want to help her here? Okay.

Trumpists knows all about sex workers. Get a good picture of me spanking his balls, and he's a pussy grabber. So we are not letting him near the pussy.

All right? He has to stay tied up on the chair and gagged with a penis pacifier. And getting his balls spanked good.

Spanked those nasty president's balls. Everybody get a good picture? Bianca, come on in here. I think he's into that.

She's so shy. Yeah. And of course the most famous sex worker who he had sex with, and not the only one by any means,

was Stormy Daniels, our heroine. And I don't need the drugs. Oh yeah, his wife too. Good one.

Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah. The best sex worker job, well not always the best, but let's say that the most comprehensive is that of wife

to, you know, certain jobs, such as the president. Absolutely, yeah. So anyway, we don't celebrate sex workers on Labor Day. We don't celebrate sex workers on Labor Day.

At least not in public. So, fed up with the old Labor Day matrix, I decided to kind of read between the lines. And labia, to find a similar,

onomatopoetic, far more suitable, and bonoboesque, named for the so-called day off from the daily grind. That's for me, and now maybe for you.

Labor Day has become labia day. Labia day, labia day. Or actually the Saturday before Labor Day is labia day. You can gorge on fallowly shaped grilled meat parts

and buy a bunch of plastic with plastic on Monday. But how about giving this Saturday up to pussy power? Ow! Now it's fifth grade year.

This fun female empowered and sex educational new holiday has blossomed like a brilliant Georgia O'Keeffe flower. Now you show the Georgia O'Keeffe flower. There you go.

There's a Georgia O'Keeffe flower on our thing there. So you can take a picture of that. Yeah, because the flowers look like labia. Betsy, don't show your labia yet.

We're still on Facebook. Betsy is here to sniff out the company. She has a pussy too. We all see it from time to time.

Anyway, this great new holiday, Labia Day, has blossomed like a brilliant Georgia O'Keeffe flower in the Garden of Bonoboville. Celebrating and exploring those ubiquitous but mysterious

and always fabulous fleshy doors to female pleasure that we call labia. And labia is Latin for lips. And interestingly, this includes labor at its most basic

as a lady's nether lips go into labor along with the rest of her when she gives birth. And other times a lady's labia, that's singular for labia, might tease and please and squeeze, squeeze.

You know what? Not the Facebook camera, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they could mistake this for a very pink penis.

And that's not good for Marky Z. And he's getting his Z. He'll be up all night. So, you know, labia day, well,

whether you have labia or you like labia or you're just labia curious. Well, labia day is for you. Labia day celebrates life.

After all, the labia are the doors to life. This is where life comes from, you know, sure there's in vitro fertilization and IVF and most human life is conceived when something,

usually a penis, but could be the IVF equivalent of a turkey baster, goes through the labia. The doors of sex, pleasure, pain, power, procreation and recreation.

Now, if perchance, the sperm fertilizes the egg within about nine months later, the labia becomes the doors of birth. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters.

So these days, many babies are born via cesarean or c-section. And sometimes that's to save the mother or baby's life, as in my own case.

So I'm grateful for that. But sometimes it's just because it's more convenient for the doctor, doesn't want to deal with those messy labia. He'd rather just cut a nice surgical thing,

open in the tummy and add a hefty extra charge to your bill. But usually your natural way into this wacky world is through the labial gateway.

Nevertheless, labia are used far more often for recreation than for procreation. The labia are the doors to the playground within brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners.

Every woman's personal womb room. Yes, indeed. At atomically speaking, every woman, including post-op trans women, have two sets of labia.

There's the labia minora and the labia majora. The labia minora are the inner lips and the majora are the outer lips. Sometimes the inner lips are bigger than the outer lips.

It depends. The labia majora are usually covered with hair unless you shave. And then there is the lovely clitoris.

Right at the top of the two labia minora. The most sensitive part of a woman's body. That's right. We adore us some clitoris.

And as I said in my first HBO show, the labia are the doors to a lady's pleasure center. And the clitoris is the doorbell. And a gentleman never enters a lady's pleasure palace

without first ring, ring, ring her doorbell. But don't press it like a doorbell. Correct it, knock it, lick it. Or rub $100 bills on it.

And it doesn't hurt to add a little bit. When it comes to real estate, the most important three things are location, location, location. When it comes to labial pleasure,

it's lubrication, lubrication, lubrication. Every woman's labia are different. We are like snowflakes, no trumpers. We're not talking about liberals here.

You have different labia too if you're female. Diversity is what makes us awesome. And we have some awesome labia here tonight. We have the vulva puppet.

Oh, there's a picture on the wall. Trump who has labia. Did you know? He has neck labia.

It's got like a vagina in the middle of his neck. And there's labia there. And sort of a kind of a clitoris or, you know, yeah. A wannabe.

Yeah. I mean, I bet Putin uses that neck. I also have this beautiful pussy pipe right here. You can show this, Mar.

You don't have to be... It was just when I was using the dildo. So this is actually created by the artist Bill Pasek. And it's called Zettoum Peep.

And does anybody know how it works? What's it called? It's a pipe. The pipe.

What do you smoke out of it? Whatever you want. And here's how you smoke it. It's got a little earthquake putty.

But you take the clit and the interlapia out. And you can smoke it right through here. I've never seen something like that. Ever, ever.

All right. So now that everybody's talking, I'm going to introduce everybody. So here is my lovely assistant, Sunshine Nick Wade. And she's also very creative.

And she created a labia balloon. It's not a vagina. The vagina is the inside. The vulva is the outside.

And this is mainly the outside. The labia, the clitoris. The vulva. And the inner labia, well like two things.

And the outer labia. You're holding my vagina. I'm holding your vagina. Very gently.

Very gently. Mind sensitive. I know you're very gentle. It's a balloon.

It's a balloon. It's fine. It's a balloon, Mark. Mark Zuckerberg.

It is ours. No freak out. All right. I'll give you back your vulva now.

So right over here, I have the fabulous Amanda Blow. Hello, hello, hello. Amanda Blow. So great to have you back.

Amanda has not been on the show since my birthday in 2017. I'm so sorry. You haven't joined me. I have been joining you to be with you.

Oh, okay. I've been older myself. You are matching me. You're in pink, which is a good labial color.

Pretty in pink. Pussy. Yeah. Pussy's are pink.

Unless they're under period, in which case they're wearing sunshine's color. Yeah. Everybody's dressed like a vagina, but I dressed like a menstrual vagina. Oh, yeah.

I'm great. And behind you is Venus. And Venus, of course, is the goddess of the vulva and of love and beauty and everything good. Everything that you are.

Oh, everything that you are, Amanda Blow. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. What?

Well, all right. So you brought some hotties with you. I did. I brought my best friends with me.

Okay. Before you introduce them, I want to introduce Violet Cox. Hi. Who is also returning to the show.

And I guess we can say this on Marky Z's channel. She's a fuck doll, obviously. She's a black. And she was on the show a few weeks ago on a show we wild up calling Violet Gold.

Because it combined you, the kingster with Robert Golden, the comedian. King Kong comedy, two of my favorite things. Shout out to Robert Golden. I bet you wish you were here.

Yeah. Happy lady day. So now you're going to introduce your guests. I think this one is Sierra.

Yes. This is my bestie, Sierra. She is the mom who's getting it all mom mom. Not to do for your mom.

She could be. She could be. And this is my girl, Lowe. Lowe is, and she's always right.

She could give you advice. She gives me advice. Does she do that while she's for less care? Yes, she does.

Do we have any other microphones or is this it on microphone? No, we have none. Can you smile if you need it? Where's the other microphone for this series?

Someone can use mine if they need. Hello. So do you give advice while you're doing for less? I mean, I haven't tried it yet, but I'm pretty confident I could do it.

You seem very confident you could do anything. She really can. I don't know. Let's try that out. Well, okay.

So this is your first time on the show as it is Sierra's first time. And so you're a burlesque dancer. Where do you dance? Can you want to promote some place?

Well, I dance all over. I dance in ocean size sometimes. I don't know if you guys ever heard of Tallulah. But if you have or have not, check it out.

I'm a guest star there and I tour. I just opened my own burlesque troupe actually. So, risque business. Everybody keep your eyes out.

She just, we tried getting Sierra over there, but she had a will to take care of her. And what is Sierra's? Do you have a profession or a vocation or a calling?

I guess just a hooker or a prostitute. Oh, okay. A sex worker. Okay.

And actually, you know, there's a lot of different kinds of sex workers. And I'm a sex worker. I'm a therapist. I'm a sex therapist.

And I consider myself a sex worker as well as a sex therapist. Or actually, I consider every sex therapist to be a sex worker. And I consider a lot of just regular sex workers to be pretty damn good sex therapists. So, but you're the kind that actually lets the guy into your labia.

Yes, I am. The healing whore. The healing whore. The healing finisher.

You must have amazing labia. I do. Yeah, I do. I do.

No one's complained yet. Would you, I guess I want to go around the room and hear how people, I mean, right now we're still on Facebook. Eventually, we're going to go to not on Facebook where we're going to get a little X rated.

But right now, we're not. So we're just doing what you call pussy talk. Right. And I have my panties on for this, my pussy panties, which have ears in the back.

Whoa. That's not a good place for that. Notice I didn't say sorry. I just said that's not a good place.

All right. So that's a better place. So we could start with you if you like this session of pussy talk. Pussy talk is actually a tradition among a lot of cultures, you know, where you just

talk about pussy. You talk about. About damn time. Yeah.

Yeah. So let's do this. So well, you sound like you want to start. You think she should start because she's the sex worker.

Are you also a sex worker? I'm not. You're not. Although it's a bit of a sex.

I'm the turn on it. And then I just leave them like that. You leave them frustrated. Pretty much.

Unless they come in their pants. Which is not my problem. And unless they like to use it. There is.

Yeah. You know, some guys, they don't really want to come. Okay. So.

Maybe a power. What does it mean to you? Or maybe a pain. Anything.

Anything you want to start with. Pain. I'm not sure about pain, but. Oh, pain.

I think that pain. No, I didn't say. You always talk about. Money on the mind.

Oh yeah. Getting paid is always the must. But. I mean, I don't really have much to say other than.

That's like any other business. Yeah. It's a must. I mean, I always get paid.

Right. I mean, that's. You get paid for your labia. Yeah.

All right. Well. That's an expensive labia. How much do you charge for your labia?

It depends what area I'm in. But usually about. Or the range. Just give me the range.

Like 500 an hour. Okay. That's your bottom line. Yeah.

So to speak. Yeah. My bottom line. My labia.

It's $500. Of course. Other places you can charge a lot more. Of course.

Here in Southern California. You know, hard to. Yeah. It's a.

It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a.

Fire. It's definitely. Too many. John.

Market. Yeah. Why do you stay here? Don't talk unless you're on microphone.

You know. I'm going to thank you now. Amanda Blow. Amanda Blow.

You naughty girl. I did that on purpose. You wanted to be spanked. Yeah.

She likes to be spanked. Amanda likes a lot of stuff. So how about your. Your labia.

Amanda. Tell us about yours. Well. My labia is not very interesting anymore.

I'm. Anymore. Was it? Yes.

It's always been. Come on. Hello. Okay.

You were interested in it. I'm not interested in it. You're not very. What?

Well, we will talk later. No. I just feel like now that I've been working and not in porn. What are you doing?

Working girl. Working. You're a working girl. You're a hooker.

I'm a hooker. I'm a sex worker. Sex worker. Okay.

Just doing that right now. Oh another way to go. Are you still doing your show? No.

I am not. You didn't pay enough. No. I did not.

I did not. Okay. So yes, I have my girlfriends and we just kind of, I don't know, we do our thing. And when it comes to our labias, we make sure that there is something laid down, cash wise,

and then we're going to be into it. I don't know. It's a whole different me. Okay.

That's why I came here. But are there any tricks? Are there any tricks? Do you do kegel exercises?

Do you make your... Right. Do you want to share anything with us? Come on.

What's the inside story? I want to share. I want you to share with me to get me back to that love for the sex that I used to have. You remember that.

I had a fire in me, didn't I? Oh, I didn't know you lost it. I could sue you for that. She's being honest.

The last time I was here, I was laying in hell. Well, the last time you were here, you gave a blowjob to Sheffy Lott. Maybe I wasn't lame at all. You were not lame.

You were wearing a black suit. You can remember? Yes, I do remember that. And it was kind of a serious black suit.

And I thought, oh, that was very serious. And then you gave a blowjob to Sheffy Lott. And he will never forget it. Oh, gosh.

He's so crazy. Not a full job. I shouldn't say because we are talking about later. I left it off for somebody else.

Yeah, for his wife. Who was there and who definitely approved. You were foreplay for his beautiful wife. Yeah, she was gorgeous.

She has some great people on all the time. I do. Now I have you on. Thank you.

I'm so happy I still get invited back. Still. I know after many times of taking over, I wanted to be Suvi. And you have a lot of Twitter know.

I have a huge I know and I'm so sorry that I didn't please it out. Yeah, you should be spanked again. I think she needs something harder. I think.

There we go. This is the pretty thing. Oh, that one hurts. Well, they said I need to give it to you harder.

You will do. I wish we could play a little bit later. Oh, wait a minute. We can.

We can play a little bit later. Going around the room. What's that? My lovely violet.

Well, you know, you've got quite a provider. You've got a pocketed last name. And you are a great, you're a porn star. Yeah.

And a picture. Yeah. And a fuck doll. Yeah.

That's true. Okay. So, I mean, I know, are you also a sex worker in the sense of these ladies like hooker? I mean, I love what you guys said.

And like, I mean, I'm a total nimbo. I love sex. But I mean, I do want to bring up you brought up maybe a pink. I wanted to talk about like, I mean, I've had experience before that we're going through a lot of trauma like where like sex became painful for me.

And like overcoming that like BDSM was one way that became like a lot of like trauma like it really was healing for me. It was weird. Like everything that was the past trauma became a current king. What was the pain about?

What was the pain? I actually like speaking to a therapist. Put your hand a little farther down on the hand of it. Like that.

Is it or up? Yeah. Speaking to a therapist. And then down and then up.

And then down. And then up. And then down. Yeah.

I found out that it's actually a psychological symptom of like trauma where like my body thought that like I was in danger again. So like my vagina would actually dry up and tighten and like that became made sex very painful for me, you know. And like that was like a sad time in my life. And I'm really glad that I've healed from that.

But like I mean for anyone out there that's like suffering from that, like you're not alone and like, you know, it got better. So you had a, I don't know if it was mild. Must have been mild because you're over it and it got better. Case of vaginismus.

Yeah. Which is when the vagina and the labia tighten up. Yeah. So Max is laughing because he's a man and I'm married to a man.

And I love men. And men don't understand vaginismus. It's a very, very painful thing. Wait a minute.

Max is still laughing. But I've never had vaginismus. I'm not laughing. You're lucky.

Maybe you haven't been with a woman that had vaginismus. Vaginismus you have pain during sex. You have pain from putting a tampon in. You have pain from putting your finger in.

I guess that's the kind of sex. You know, it's painful to put anything in. And for women that have it in a chronic way. It's important to go to a sex therapist who can help you to

gradually open up. And sometimes it's not something chronic. It's not something that every word I say has got a double meaning. It's chronic.

Smoke something and you'll feel better. Yeah. So anything, I mean if you get it because of trauma, which you might, like you, and not because of upbringing,

even though that could also be because of trauma, maybe you can get over it by yourself. I'm not saying you necessarily have to go to a sex therapist. And I would suggest just putting small objects inside

and getting bigger and bigger and bigger until you can really make Amanda laugh. And she's laughing at that big, big. And talking to the microphone.

It doesn't work. Oh. It doesn't work. Okay, we need to fix this microphone.

Oh, there it is. There it is. Nope. It goes on.

Oh. Okay. Well, we're so glad that you're feeling better. And you know, when you're a fuck doll, you know, it's risky.

It's all fun and games until you get vaginismus. And then that's tough. And you can't let it get you down. I mean you can, but you shouldn't.

I say you shouldn't. Because I'm your pussy doctor. Yeah. I mean at this point in my life I'm like really grateful

for all my experiences because now I can like help other women. Like I've gone through the same thing, you know. Well exactly. It makes me grateful like for the things I've been through.

Like not all the time. I'm not always like hell yeah, I went through trauma and had like that tig with my vagina. But like now I'm like yeah, like I can help other people.

So it's not all bad. You never know. All right. So if any of you out there have a problem with your pussy,

whether it's the one between your legs or the one lying next to you in bed or the one that won't date you. I don't know.

Any problem with your pussy with or a pussy that isn't yours and you have a pussy problem. Or if you want to discuss a pussy pleasure or if you have any kind of questions

then please give us a call. Our regular number where you can call from anywhere in the world is 626-461-5950. And if you want to call our toll free number

where we pay for the call if you are in the United States or Canada, sorry, Mexico, you got to build that wall. No.

Yeah. This number is usable in the United States and Canada and it is 1-866-289-7068. I should thank Trump again

for what he's doing to all these poor Latin American people coming over here now. He's saying that the sick ones have to leave. That's just disgusting.

That's more disgusting than grabbing pussies and that takes a lot to be more disgusting than grabbing pussies. But anyway, moving right along. Oh, I do want to show,

oh no, I have more pussy power to get into and then I want to show something. So I got low here, my burlap dancer. And you're looking very hot.

Can I see your outfit? You absolutely may. And look at that body. And the corset and the strappy thing.

A little bit of burlap. Hot, hot, hot, great dude. You nailed it. Bondage and burlap with my two favorite things.

Bondage and burlap. All right. Well, you know, I'm into nailing it or her or him. So is that just the toll free number

or can I call you on it anytime? Anytime. All right. Actually those numbers are available anytime

but I charge. You know, I'm not the kind of hooker or sex worker that actually sees you in the room but I talk to you on the phone

and I can talk you through anything with your labia, with my labia, with the labia next to you in the bed, the labia that won't fuck you

because she's a burlap dancer. Any of those labia, I can help you out. Call us. So, you know, okay, go.

Sorry, not sorry though. Yeah, give me a chance to do a little commercial. I love when I have organic commercial. Okay.

So now, we want to know about your labia. My labia? Yeah. Well, I don't think it gets nearly as much action.

Not that it's alone all the time. Do you have a lover or not? I have a moment. A few.

A few. Are you polyamorous or are you just playing the field? No, I'm just 24. Oh, 24.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, very good, very good. Yes, yes, I certainly had a few when I was 24, but I didn't state so publicly.

Well, you know, I feel nowadays it's not so much to be ashamed. Right, I'm so for that. I want them to work for spot number one. Yeah, I got tired of lying about my labia

and who was in my labia. It was really stressful to, one night, I think I went to four guys, different places and had one come to mind

and I lied to my regular boyfriend about, that wasn't you, Mech, before you, before Mech. I don't want to say BM. You were number two with them.

Number two, yeah, there we go again. But look at you at number one. No BM on this show. Okay, Marky Z, we're not doing anything that nasty.

So we're just talking about labia because it is labia day. And yeah, I decided I had to be honest about my labia, which led me into various forms of swinging, polyamory, BDSM, and just kink and marriage, which is great.

He's been married to these labia for over 27 years. Yeah, I had a... I heard that. Yeah, I shaved all my hair

and my penis got like three inches longer. Good for your labia, alright. Very private. Not anymore.

What I was laughing at before was not the subject. Was not the vaginismus. No, it was the cat talking. Oh, the cat. Pussy talk.

This is pussy talk. Well, you know, very often the pussy talks, whether it's a pussy cat or a vulva puppet, you know, there's the talking of the pussy.

Do you remember when I was obsessed with you in the show, and it was because I wanted to have a show but called Cock Talk with Amanda Blow? Cock Talk.

Yes, that's why I was researching you guys. What about labia today? You're right, right. Well, this is pussy talk with Dr. Suzy

and Sunshine and Amanda and Sierra and Violet and Lowe. Okay, so Sunshine, what do you want to tell us about your labia?

We're all sharing labial confessions, pussy talk. I was spacing out. Well, you don't have to know what they said. Just share one fact or fantasy

or, you know, attitude about your labia. It's just like hell when I shave my outer labia. I wish I didn't have to shave it so badly. I have one of the ones where the inner labia is on the inside.

The inner labia is always on the inside. No, there's some girls that have inner labias that kind of hang out, you know? Yes, it does, yes.

See, all the diners are different, right? It's on the inside, but you know, the labia menorah or the inner labia, sometimes they do come out.

They do come out, but the outer labia are outer. But they're not always bigger and the inner labia sometimes come out like a flower, like that Georgia Oak leaf flower.

So you have the kind where it's... When I danced, everybody would be like, wow, you can't even see it. Okay, so you have bigger outer labias.

Yeah, yeah. And your mound of Venus, that's why I'm holding the Venus umbrella, is because I'm just representing the goddess, Venus.

And by the way, Delta of Venus is a wonderful book of fantasies by Adi Smith, who wrote a lot about her vulva and vagina. A lot of pussy talk.

So I can't really sit in this umbrella around because there's too many people in here. But anyway, yes, pussy talk, baby. Well, I knew that this would be a good show

for Sierra to come on because she has this thing about. And I'm like, I don't know. I'm looking at her pussy like, I don't know. I think it looks okay.

What are you talking about? She's like, no, look. And I'm like, what are you talking about? Exactly.

What are we talking about? Beautiful butterfly. I'm just self-conscious, I guess, because the inner hangs lower than the outer.

Right. And that's perfectly normal. So she like, oh yeah, I am always like, I don't know, like, don't be all up in it

and looking at it and pulling on it or sucking on it or like, leave it alone. But I do know. But yeah, so that's my only little self-conscious.

I mean, I've had clients call it like it looks like a beautiful butterfly or you know, like they are just infatuated with it but I'm just not.

I'm sure. A lot of people, guys and girls, they're all beautiful. Yeah, they are all beautiful in their own way.

And people have different preferences. Let's just say, not everyone thinks all vulvas are beautiful. And the vulva is the outside,

the vagina is the inside. So you know, some guys, for instance, like hairy pussy and some like, it's shaved.

They're trying to hide something when they have the hair, okay. You think? What?

Yes, I believe that. The girls are trying to hide the hair. Not all of them, but you know, back in the day, I think.

Oh, back in the day. She wants to cut hers off. Well now, back in the day-day, it was all hairy.

Everybody was hairy. Yeah, they couldn't, I'll be hiding something. Like if you see 70s porn, they were all hairy.

But I'm saying the ones that have continued to say that, they're like, hmm, I'm covering up something. Oh. Right?

It's a big fetish. I don't think so. I don't think so. I think that sometimes that's true.

Sometimes you grow hair to cover something. But honestly, the women that I know that grow a lot of hair, and I don't have a lot of hair,

as you will shortly see. Well, actually, yeah, you will. But you won't Facebook. Sorry, Facebook.

But you will not get to see my shaved lady. Ooh, why? Well, because it's Facebook. No, I said, will I?

Oh, will you? Yes. Yeah. Okay, get it.

You are not Marky Z. You are Amanda B. I love it. Yeah?

Love it. So yeah, so, you know, I think, I mean, when I was sick in the hospital, I didn't shave for like months.

Because I wasn't showing it to anybody except Matt. And he was okay. And it was just too, I was sick. Well, you're sick.

I think you don't want to shave your labia. You know, and when you're, I don't know, actually I know gals that do videos for the hairy fans. They love the hair.

And so they grow it out. Like Annie Boddy, who squirts like a waterfall. You remember Annie Boddy? It's incredible.

She is incredible. And she always, well, the first time I met her, she was shaved. But then she grew her fabulous red bush.

And sometimes people like it because it shows, I'm a redhead. I'm a real redhead. Of course, unless you dye your fuse.

Anyway, yeah, labia. It took me a long time when I had to do a theme to grow mine out. And it's very itchy after you've...

shaved. So I think after you do that, forget about it. Does nobody wax? Max, do you like...

Nobody waxes? You like to eat? Nobody waxes? Do you like to carry hair around it like that?

You know, it depends. I'm curious though. Because I do. And it's painful, but it's worth it.

Fuck yeah. What color it is. I thought you liked it shaved. Well, I like them shaved, too.

But to eat it, I would think that... When I was a kid, I grew up with... The conditioning system. When I was 18 years old, I was molested

and I was in the theater. I had such a good time. I had such a good time. She's shaking it.

And so really... Wait, you just dropped the sentence, I was molested. I know.

I didn't call it by was a good time. And I mean, what do you mean? You can't just say that. I had sex with older women.

Okay, so that's not... Were you molested? Or were you having a good time? I know you're from a long time ago.

And I love you. I love your old fashioned way. But when you say molested, nowadays, you have to explain what you mean.

It was consensual. You were a young and a surprise man. And these were older women. Milfs and Cougars, actually.

And they were like 19, 23. When you were 15? Yeah, I was playing... You were lucky.

He was in Italy. He was very grown up for his age. I was tall, I was handsome. I had sideburns.

I had a duck tail. Now, by the way, we're not recommending this to anybody. Okay, Mark? We are not recommending that any 15-year-old have sex with anybody.

Consent, consent, consent. Well, and 15 is... Go to another country if you want to do that. Okay.

And we have another... I'm not sure where Fania is. Is she on the... Fania?

Fania says hi. Ask her how's her labia. Tell her to call in. Call in.

And Larry Trujillo wants to know where am I during the live feed? Where is he? Well, he's ever wherever he is. Where am I? Where's who?

Because the camera was on you guys. You're talking to the mic. You've even got a mic in your head. Because the camera was on you guys. Okay.

So we are in an undisclosed location at the womb room. That's what we call it. You've heard of the boom-boom room? Well, this is the womb-womb room, baby.

And we're live from the Little Love Church in the Bonobo Way, in the village of Bonoboville. And I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block. And this is my congregation of beauties and a women.

And no, we're not going to give you our address. We don't do that shit. Right. Not even for money, okay?

So, anyway. We can eat somebody's address for some money, though. If they pass enough, we'll move. We'll give them a discount.

We'll invite them over if they pass enough. And then we'll have a party. And then we'll move. So if anything is possible,

if you have enough money, right? Bezos. Yeah. I don't know.

So just in time for Labor Day, Fox TV Blonde, Tommy, or Tommy Laren, we got to get her up on the screen,

has a new clothing line. Freedom, a.k.a. Free Dumb, as in F-R-E-E-D-U-M-V,

because it's all made in China. And she's always talking about everything being in America. And, yeah. The yoga pants and the shorts,

look at the shorts, check out the shorts, have a holster for your lady gun. And it's right above your VJJ. And everyone's going ha, ha, yeah, I know.

Guns are sexy, right, right, right. Well, it's all naughty, fun and games, until someone shoots themselves between the labia by accident.

Okay? Oh, God. Oh, God. You'd miss me, but not here.

Clitty, clitty, bang, bang. So I want to know, do you think right-wing people are okay with abortions if they're performed with Second Amendment methods like this?

I mean, I guess that would abort the baby. Do you think that was intentionally put in the front? Like, that holster could have been put anywhere on those shorts, but she put it right there.

Of course, she put it in the front. She wanted to be provocative. I'm sure the one she's wearing is not loaded. But people are going to wear that thing loaded.

And it's dangerous. And hey, I'm open-minded. Remember last week's Dolphin Sex Show? I'm open-minded.

But this is a fetish I will not support, especially on labia day. This takes homosexual to crazy extremes. And then again,

homosexual is already crazy, but obviously Fox News doesn't hate Tommy enough. Okay, do you want some gun here, baby? What is this?

What did somebody put in here? I have no idea. No, it isn't. What is it?

It is water. No. No, this is not water. You have to...

Okay, someone has to... No, this is not water. I'm just like this now. No, none of these are water.

These are... Either that or we live in Flint, Michigan. It looks a little like coffee. I'm not going to lie.

Okay. I wish I had finger guns. Jesus, rub it down. Water, please.

Mar is marvelous at everything. You should test it. Right? Harry, you're doing the test.

It's not water. Either that... We're testing it now. Or it's Flint, Michigan water.

But you know, seriously, there's more shootings today. And I'm not going to say prayer because I don't pray,

but I just want to say thank God that our Anna is okay because she was in Midlands and it's bad down there.

I mean, they just had a big shooting and fortunately she wasn't there. But she is in Midlands, so we're grateful, Anna,

that you're still with us and your family. So then we have one of Amanda Blow's fans, Bradley Hamilton,

says he's checking out Amanda Blow's Glory Hole video. It is a good hole. Tell us about that.

Honestly, I don't remember which one was it. Fake it, Amanda. Fake it. Okay.

I mean, you know what a Glory Hole is, right? Absolutely. Oh, no, I do. I do remember it.

It was pretty hot. Yeah. You know, this guy's big enough to go through the hole

and the wood and the space and still get in my mouth fully. That's pretty impressive, to be honest with you. So your mouth is your upper labia?

It was my upper labia. It was. What do you mean was? At the time.

I haven't done it for a while. I haven't had a scene. I thought you're a sex worker. I am, but not the same as porn.

Definitely not. I don't know, but you're still opening your upper labia for evasion, not for your pleasure. No, that's why I'm here.

That's why I'm here. When you do porn, that's for your pleasure. I think showing off, yeah, and you know, I don't know, having any exchange,

a lot of clues with each other when we want to do it, not necessarily because we're being paid to do it. Sex work is work?

It is. It's work. It's sex. It is sex, but sex can take many different forms.

Sex can be for pleasure. It can be for your pleasure and your partner's pleasure, or it could be for your partner's pleasure, but not so much for your pleasure.

I feel like that's what happens. They drain you, you know, and they, I don't know, and it's my fault because I do it, but I'm a whole different person.

Well, you know what? Any kind of work drains you, really. And I think that all kinds of work require time off.

Time, you know, that's what Labor Day is all about. Take a day off from whatever you do to labor. And yes, sex work is certainly labor, and you need to take some time off

so you can pleasure yourself, maybe literally with masturbation, or maybe just, you know, with a Mai Tai and one of those little umbrellas taken out of it,

and, you know, just, you know, sitting by the pool or getting in the pool. I love to get in the pool. Or get a massage. Do you get massages?

We do full time, but I haven't had a massage for a long time. You should get a massage where you are the one to be the recipient of pleasure and healing. This is what is important.

I mean, I think. Otherwise, you know, all work and no play makes the sex worker dull Jane. Boo. Yeah.

Amanda blows out. Well, you have this beautiful roommate. I know. She gets me very excited, though. Oh, okay.

But she makes me pay, too, so... Oh. So I have to go work to get paid. Everyone pays.

That's great. And you don't have any lover that doesn't pay? No. Later. It is getting kind of late, I think.

Are you getting excited? It's 11.32. Yeah. We might be going soon to just the regular camera,

not the Facebook camera, but I do want to just show the Sheila Nagig. These are Irish medieval gargoyles showing women opening up their labia with their hands.

Look at that. I mean, isn't that wild? That is strange. Often on Irish churches positioned above the door.

So the whole idea of the womb room in the little love church of the Bonobo way, you know, with the labia day vulva puppet is not... Now it's almost Trump's face.

So unusual. On top of that exact puppet. Right. So, yeah, and then there's a bow bow.

We can switch to bow bow now, please. That is frightening at a different level. And bow bow is actually an ancient Greek goddess of mirth, and she showed her pussy to Demeter and brought her out of her funk.

Demeter was depressed. It's a whole long story about losing her daughter to Haiti. But bow bow showed her pussy, and this is the way they show bow bow.

Is she a woman with a face and nobody just a pussy and legs? No, she's a lady guy in a large split, or everybody's talking at once. Here you go.

I just think that all men see us like this. Oh, and that's perhaps true, and that's an interesting point you make. Men?

Men? You just... Too much funny. Well, this is a face and a pussy.

I don't know. Sometimes you see a woman like this, and then there's the original Venus of Willendorf, which doesn't have a face and has big tits

and a big belly because she's pregnant. And that is also how some men see women. It's just, you know, tits. I think there's an ass guy as an elbow too.

Who do we got on the line? Can you get some ass guys? It's like the vagina of the ass and the face. Steve from London.

Maybe a day. Okay, want to wish me a happy maybe a day? Steve from London on line four. Love London.

And Fania said hi, Maxis. Susie, Dr. Susie. She did add to her hi. I know, hi.

I'm right here. Okay, Steve from London. Steve is there. Steve is on the line. Steve, are you there?

I hope you have the Maxis on. Speak up, Steve. Steve, I'm here. Hi, speak louder, Steve.

This is a show, not a film that's called. Hello. What did you want to talk about? You wanted to talk about Lady a Day?

He's masturbating. Well, this is not a session, Steve. This is a show. So we can hear you masturbating, of course.

Did you know you're on a show? Yes. Okay. So why, I'm not going to ask you

why you asked to have a session with me. Because I never do a session on Saturday night because I'm doing my show. But people can call for free,

which is what you're doing. And you can just sit there and breathe heavily and then we'll hang up on you. Or you can say something interesting

or ask a question. Do you have a question? All for free and all while you're stroking. Your mum.

Whoa, okay, well. So how old are you, Steve? 25. And so do you live with your mum?

Okay. And you've seen her labia? Okay. Well, you know, that happens at least.

Get closer. Get closer. Have you touched her labia? Have you touched her labia, Steve?

When you came out of her? Yes. Steve. Oh, of course, when you came out of her.

Recently. Steve, you shouldn't touch your mother's labia. Are you still there, Steve? Did you?

Yep. Oh, yeah. Are you touching her labia now? Yeah.

Okay. Thank you. Are you okay, Steve? I mean, when did you touch her labia?

When did you touch your mother's labia? Come on, face up. I imagine you are sorry. The learning gets pretty weird.

Actually, it's not so weird, unfortunately. Really? Oh, yeah. You're just a burlesque colleague.

A burlesque dancer doesn't hear the sordid underbelly of humanity and what is going on with people. And Steve is an example of a lot of guys.

And Steve, did your mum know when you touched her labia? Or what? I think he's done. I think he got, yeah.

Well, you know, he wanted to talk about that privately and he called. Is he a client also? I'm not sure.

I think I might have recognized that voice, but not necessarily. So, basically, this show is public and it's not the same as calling me or any of us,

and actually, Sunshine is now one of our therapists too. Hi. Doing bone sex therapy, we talk to you privately and I still would say don't touch your mother's labia,

but I might say it in a more sexy way and I might say we can do a role play where I pretend to be your mother. You know, I am the master of mother fantasies

according to a fair hub. And, you know, I'm all into the mother fantasies. I mean, Freud said that a lot of guys have mother fantasies and he wasn't wrong.

He was wrong about a lot of other things, but not that. And girls have daddy fantasies and unfortunately some do about Trump,

which is really disgusting, but they do and some guys do about daddy Trump and because he paid well. I think he probably stiffed people,

not with a stiffy, but with not paying. I heard that he did pay very well. Oh, okay. You heard.

I heard through the labia band. The labia line? No, he just didn't want to pay the window washers. Well, he certainly paid Stormy pretty well in the end.

I mean, he didn't pay or anything, but then he paid $130,000 for one trip through the labia. He doesn't go out there for that if they're not going to get that.

He was doing okay for a while probably. Okay. As far as paying was. That's all you think about though?

I do. Are you that desperate? No, I'm not desperate. For money.

No, not desperate for money. People need to know that if you're going to get those, it's not free. It never is.

It never is. If you're married, you have to pay with your time. But you pay not to get pussy usually when you're married.

You pay not to get pussy. What do you mean you pay, and then you don't get it? Well, they pay.

They spend their lives. They've got land and property and children and all these things. But don't forget that women have a lifestyle that they have to. I have no idea what she's referring to

because that's not your guys' case. I just want to say that that's why I'm here. I've been asking for help. I ask guys, like when they say their wife doesn't want to have sex,

she won't open her lady up. They never say that. But her pussy. They don't say lady up.

But in any case, when they say, I can't get her pussy. I say, what does your wife like sexually? And I would say 95% do not know.

Do not know. Married 30 years, 20 years, 50 years, do not know. Do you think it's because they say that it wants their mouth that kisses their children?

It's for all kinds of reasons that a lot of men don't know what pleases their woman's labia or the rest of her. And so the easiest thing to do is to pay a woman

because they understand money, the money shot. I'll just pay you. And if I can afford it, that takes care of everything. And then I don't have to worry about your labia

and how you feel. And I guess, you know, for some sex workers, that is true. Well, now I don't like that. Well, now you don't like that.

See, every woman wants to be, I guess, loved. Maybe not all the time and maybe not that constant girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, wife thing.

But to a man who loves her labia, loves her body, loves her soul, loves her brain, loves her legs and her boobs and her waist and all the different parts.

A woman wants to be loved. Men want that too, but they'll settle for just playing sex. Or anything. Well, sex.

Yeah, exactly. Sex. Okay, now speaking of sex, we're about to show labia.

Well, some of us are. I don't know if everyone is, but it's a bye Facebook. Bye Facebook.

Facebook is going by. And now we're on a semi-private camera, which is just here. So now I would say,

who wants to show their labia? Oh, Violet, come on up here. Violet will be the first labia shower. Okay, and Facebook is now showing something else.

Show them that. Show them the boobs. Oh, well, where is the Facebook camera on? Maybe it should be on one of the labia art.

Where is it? Dunmar? Oh. Well, there's going to be labia soon.

You've got to avoid. All right. Now it's on Harry's back. All right, so can you turn that music down

so I don't have to shout? Just turn it down. We don't need all this music. This is pussy talk.

Okay? So maybe at some point we'll need music. And then I'll say music. All right.

So right now I have the lovely Violet cock before me. And where's the microphone? Okay.

So are you ready to do a full strip tease? Yes. Yes. Oh, fuck, doll.

Except for those earrings. I like those pentacle earrings. Yes. Let's show you a hot witch.

Maybe a hot bitch too, but certainly a hot witch. All right. So off, maybe the shirt first, because we'll save the labia for later.

And here we have lovely nipples that are pierced. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Does that hurt when you got a pierced?

It hurts so bad. Oh. You're a little bit of a pain slut. I am.

You are. This is very thorough. It's a final. Little is an understatement.

Yeah. And you are wearing a little schoolgirl skirt. So you should turn around so I can spank you, actually. And pick it up.

And spank, spank. You hold the microphone. So yeah. I'll try and spank you.

Okay. But you'll come back to that. Okay. And bang, bang, bang.

And yeah. So spankable. I spanked you so good last time. You did.

I don't know if I'm going to be able to. She had a paddle. She had a paddle. I had a book.

Okay. A book with a speakeasy book. A speakeasy book. And a bonobo way book.

Oh. Yeah. Okay. Well.

Now may I? Wait. What are we? Oh, the underwear.

The front. What does it say? Fuck me harder. Oh, yeah.

It says fuck me harder. See? Okay. Does anybody else have interesting panties?

I have no panties. Anybody have interesting panties? Do you have panties? They're red.

They're red. Okay. Let's do a panty picture before she takes them off. Okay.

So. Here we go. Look at John. And look at purple hair.

Bianca. All right. I love it when I stop talking. No one else talk.

That's the time you guys should talk and say, oh, it's pretty pussies with nice panties. Okay. Or those panties suck.

I would never wear those. All right. So now off we go with the skirt. Yeah.

And we get another little spank for the bonobo. Her butt was so red last time. Yeah. It's getting there.

And maybe the shirt should just come off. You know, because it looks a little hot. Yeah. Oh, that's beautiful.

Oh, beautiful. Yeah. I'll give you another little spank for that. Thank you.

Right on your unicorn. Yeah. Make that unicorn pink. All right.

And now the great unveiling brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. Pussy talk is here. And here's her pussy.

Let's hear it. We already heard it. But we'll hear it again. Let's hear it again for boys.

Tox is beautiful pussy. And yes, it is shaved. Oh, yeah. So I'll just come in here.

We have the younger woman and the older woman. Oh, the vagina's in the way. And we have older and younger, you know, the hot mill and the pussy.

All right. So how's your pussy feel exposed like this? Where's the mic? Where's the mic?

I've been really comfortable being new since I was like a lot younger. Like my friends used to come over in high school and I would just get naked. And they'd be like, what are you doing? And I'm like, it's my house.

Wow. Well, you know, you look good naked. Thank you. I mean, you look good in this skirt.

I like that. But also I think last time you gave us this amazing view of your amazing pussy. When you were getting the spanking, so you turned around like that. Like this?

And there we go. There we go. Yeah. Is that a view of a pussy or what?

Wow. That's some lady. Happy lady a day, everybody. Happy lady a day.

Let me have one of the vulva puppets. Okay. So here's the educational vulva. And here's the biological vulva right here.

Oh yeah. Pussy talk. Does your pussy actually talk? I don't mean pussy talk.

Well, she has a name. Her name is Penny. Penny. Oh, how are you?

Penny. Now these guys' names are $100 bill or something. But yours is named Penny because you're such a sweetie pie. What's your name?

You're vaginas, guys. Okay, they're talking off microphone. So somebody needs to get spanked. Did you guys pick a name for your vagina?

Of course. What is it? What's your name? Daphne.

Daphne. Hello, Daphne. What's your name? I don't have a name for mine.

No? Just vaginas. Yeah. Okay, vagina.

Do you have a name for your vagina? No name, no name. No, you see, you could name it vagina. You sex workers.

Got a name. Got a name. My mouth has been my whole thing. The man to blow, you know.

You know, your name even says you're all about men. You got to open up to your womanhood. Maybe I should. But again, that's why I'm here.

I need you to help heal me. All right. Well, come on, sit by me. I mean, are you ready to share your idea?

I think 50's being private. No, I do not have a name. What's your name for yours? I actually call mine Pussel.

Pussel. Pussel. Pussel. Pussel.

Pussel. You just made that up. No, no, I didn't make that up, did I? Right?

I called that all the time. Okay, mine's a million dollars. What do you mean you don't know? I think you made it up.

Well, I made it up a long time ago. I think she said I just made it up. His name for you is like, mmm, yes, yummy. Yeah, that's a good one.

Come on, name, but that's a good one. Mine doesn't have a name. It's just vagina. Can we see it?

Well, mine from now on is going to be million dollars. Okay, we're going to see sunshine. Million dollars. Sunshine, where the sun don't shine?

That's perfect. Yeah. Oh, yeah, well, but your sun don't shine on your pussy either. Oh, very nice.

You shaved it, and yeah, you don't... I don't see your interlady at all. Can we see over here? I don't see my interlady at either.

We want to see it. They can't see it. Ooh, pretty. They can't see it.

That is pretty. Very nice. Yeah. That's lovely.

Lovely vagina, or vulva. Now you got me saying vagina for a vulva. All right. So these...

It doesn't... Oh, it does work. I don't even remember what mine looks like. Well, maybe that's why you should see it.

Then you'll see it on the camera. Okay, let me see it. See if you still like it. I'll give her a name while you're at it, right?

You're right. Million dollars. Million dollars, for sure. Her name is Million Dollars?

Million dollars. That's her million dollar baby. Really, million. Oh, I need one of those.

Yeah, million dollar, baby. Or something that costs money. Okay, so did you look at it? She's gorgeous.

Oh, see? I told you those were your upper lips. Okay, so are you saying you don't want to show your vulva, your labia? She just wants to admire everything.

Tell me. I would like to admire instead. Or later, I'll show you. No, I mean now.

No. I don't want to see it later. You don't? No.

Wow. No. Max? Now!

Max, would you? I'm just a producer. Leave me out of this. Okay, you're out of time anyway.

Okay, no, I'm not. No, okay. I mean, didn't I start late? No.

Oh. Andre, take a pic of Mulligan. Labia like the clit. I love big labia.

And I cannot lie. All right. I don't have big labia. The theme of today's show is labia.

Yeah, he said labia like the clit. I was like, no, like the labia. Okay, so you ladies don't want to show your labia or would you? No, no, and no.

Why'd you come to this show? I didn't know that was a requirement. Oh, it's not a requirement, but still. Okay, so you come over here because we should end it with labia.

We don't want to be unlabia-like. Like that, unlabia-like. Yeah. There you go.

Okay. So, well, you know, I could have one of you hold this because you're so modest. Wow. You know, you could consider this an advertisement.

Oh, I see your labia. These are sex workers from the monastery, right? Sex workers from the monastery. Will you take your dress off?

No. You feel fat. See, this is what women go through. No, she's not, by the way.

She's hot. Like she's smoking. Well, yeah, but every woman has a different excuse for why they feel bad. I mean, mine is, I'm old, and I'm wrinkly.

And, you know, it's embarrassing or it's not what I would hope it would be. But I honestly have never been perfect, unlike Moe there or somebody. But I've never been perfect, so I'm not perfect now. I wasn't perfect then.

And I celebrate my labia on labia day. But you don't have to. You're hookers. And I'm not paying you.

I came here for the show. I have some money. I have some money. We have money.

Now she's like, I'll take it out. I'll take it out. I'll take it. Can you come here?

One of you? I'll show you. Can I stick it in your... You show me.

Look at that ass. That's a great ass. My butt. Can I stick it in the front?

Or I'm not allowed. There's some labia. It's all shaved and pre-made. You're telling me you don't want to show it?

When you got it all done? Show it. Show it. Show it.

But if you... Show it. Did you name it? I don't like begging.

She said she didn't have a name for her. She didn't have a name. No, but... Go back to your...

Oh, here. You can hold a... Hey, hold this, hold this. Okay, we should suggest the name for the vaginas, right?

Okay. Oh, you thought it was real. For someone that's all about their money... Maybe I should have checked that, girl.

Okay. So, now we're going to do a special shot of labia. The labia day. And Amanda is the shy one.

You shy ones, you want to stand up and just be around a leg on the other side. You come close, come close. I want the labia girls on either side of me. And the unlabia girls on the other side here.

You could be on this side. And, uh, yeah. Okay. So, do we have any other...

Do we have the other... But you have to hold it in the right place. Hold it, hold it here. Unless you... that's also going to bother you.

Okay. Okay. So, now, here we go. Down with the panties.

Whoa. Ooh, what was that? Oh, that fell out. Oh, shit.

No, see... That's okay, right, right. Yeah, but I don't want her to do it. You're going to break it.

No. I don't want her to break it. So, we'll let you hold... Okay.

Don't bend it. Careful. You don't have to hold your microphone. Just hold this.

And come back. So, now, here we are. And I want a good shot for the photos, Max. Max photos.

Okay. And here we go. And pussy power for a labia day. Some of our girls don't want to show their labia.

And they're all the professional sex workers. It's very funny. The ones that are not professional sex workers don't mind. But they're professional sex workers.

Yeah, so they want to get paid. Right. I mean, we all work at sex to some degree. Even us wives.

Don't want to be shorted for nothing. I don't get paid with money on the dresser for every fuck. But I get paid. Okay, so first we're going to look at John.

Everybody look at John. Everybody say for labia. Yeah, but who's pulling up? No, don't pull it up.

Hold it. Hold it in front of your VJJ. Hold it in front of Bianca. Okay, Max, you're in front of some of the girls.

Okay, sorry. Okay, let's get closer. I was just looking at the whole list. Okay, but now, is she in front of her?

Is she in front of her pussy? A little bit. Move over. Move over.

Okay. We don't want to block any pussy shots. Okay, so we're looking at Bianca. Okay, so don't you take pictures.

We'll look at you in a minute. Okay, and we are, he's taking them anyway. He's going to get spanked. Okay.

And now, John, take some. John, not from the side, though. There we go. And nobody's talking.

Max, you should talk now. Oh, hi. My name is Max, and we are doing a photo shoot. What?

After this show. I can't hear you. Yeah, go ahead. Okay, Max is talking.

Okay. Pussy talk. Pussy talk. With Max.

We're going to talk about pussy. Pussy little pussy. Okay, so now we're looking at Bianca. John, stop.

Okay, and keep talking, Max. Oh, I still have to talk? Yes. All right.

What am I talking about? Pussy. How about pussy? Okay.

All those pretty pussy. And now, John, did you want to take one more? You know, when I was a kid, I didn't know what was going behind it. Okay.

So now, I'm going to say, happy labia day. 2019. And you can hold this. Oh, well, maybe you should put something in front of you so that we can have Facebook

back. And we can say, hey, Facebook. If you want to see all that pussy, then you need to go to DrSuzzi.tv. That's right.

DrSuzzi.tv. And there you can see it. As well as later, it'll be on DrSuzziBlock.com. And yeah, we've had a great labia day.

Thank you so much. Veronica Cox. Let's give a big hand to Veronica Cox. And I want to thank Amanda Blow.

I want to thank Lowe and Sierra. And of course, Sunshine. And Sunshine, thank you for shaving your pussy. You look beautiful.

And yeah, everybody, sit down here now. Okay. So make, you know, like bonobos, not baboons, it's labia day. Soon it's going to be labor day, but keep the labia day spirit going.

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