Happy Labia Day 2017: Sex, Medicine & Anal Art in the Womb Room

Full transcript of Happy Labia Day 2017: Sex, Medicine & Anal Art in the Womb Room on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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We need to clear it, but you know, we may be children of Jesus, maybe a little. Maybe some of us are children of Jesus because he might have been married, you know, Da Vinci Code and all. We may or may not be children of God or Allah or Buddha or Brahma or Venus, but until

we start cloning ourselves, a little sexual science there, we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Amen.

Can I hear an A, women? A, women. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, if you are tuned in live, happy labia day from the womb room.

That's right. That's what we call our studio, the womb room. And if you are tuned in live to the Dr. Susan Block show broadcasting from Bonoboville, then it is Labor Day weekend,

which I have kind of mixed feelings about, you know, Labor Day. I mean, it's supposed to be for the workers, but it really isn't. I mean, people have to work on Labor Day, you know, especially in the retail sector, and most of them are women.

And it's, you know, it's another thing for the oligarchs. It's a bone they throw to the 99% Labor Day so that we can eat junk food. So, you know, Bonoboville, we always like to eroticize our holidays. So we turned Labor Day into labia day.

Why not? Well, actually the Saturday before labia, Labor Day is now labia day, you know. And after all, I mean, it is a beautiful thing, the labia. It's a great new holiday and these fleshy lips are really what we come through

after mom goes into labor, right? So they're related, labia and labor. I don't know, etymologically they're related. I don't know that.

I didn't want to look that up because I thought it was too funny to just sort of mention it. But, yeah, labia go into labor. And they also can be very, very sensitive and erotic.

And they come in all shapes and sizes, by the way. And in a way, they're all beautiful. You know, there's the big fleshy labia and the hanging labia and the little tiny labia.

There's shaved labia. There's hairy labia from the 1970s, porn movies, you know. And actually they're coming back, hairy labia. And this is a vulva puppet, by the way.

Made by Dory Lane, the vulva-lutionary. Yes, indeed. A vulva puppet, which we've had a long time. And, yes, we can do it for sure.

In peach, the Nazi, we can do it. But in the meantime, Labor Day gives way to labia day. And this is another little demonstration of labia here, by the sculptor for the Bonoboville Gallery, Bill Pasek.

And it's called Settune Peep, which is French. And it means, what do we know that it means? Can someone translate? And I'll introduce you first.

Settune Peep. Class. Guests. French.

Settune Peep. Okay, I'm gonna throw it out to my camera people. God, we got nobody French here tonight. I need to spank y'all with a, what?

It's a thank you Jux. Jux Lee wins a Jux Leather finger flogger. And that's right, it's a pipe. So that's what you do here.

You can take out the inner labia and smoke it, right? Except we don't do that because it's just too cool a thing. So we just kind of pretend we have other things to smoke out of. But you could, you could get one and smoke out of it.

May I ask? Yes, you could buy this. Well, you're reaching all the way over there and it's a work of art. So you could come over here and we could introduce you very,

and then we could introduce some other people. So you are Logan Long, who is my surprise guest tonight, right? Yeah, Logan Long. Cornstar.

Nice to meet you, right? I would say you should put the headset on, because your glasses already make you look nerdy. So you don't have to worry about further nerdiness, really.

You don't want to see my big-eyed earrings? Oh, well, that's true. There are the ear fetishes out there. But it does help you to modulate your voice and speak right into the microphone.

Sort of, you know, like some ladies speak to your microphone. So here you go. This is the sculpture by Bill Pasek of Setun Peep. It's a pussy pipe.

It's a pussy, you know, and it's beautiful, exotic wood. That is very smooth and very well made. Now the girls over there think you're talking about them. As they should, because I felt both of their pussies as well.

They are smooth and very well made. Smooth and very well made, okay. All right, well, this is probably, you know, designed based on a model like one of the beautiful girls here.

So there you go. All right, and welcome to the Dr. Susan Block show. Thank you so much. My pleasure.

So, okay, well, that was one guest, Logan Long. This show is unfolding in an interesting way. It's called Sex, Medicine, and Anal Art. And actually my anal artists are on their way here.

Some of you know them, unlicensed professionals. And here's some of their anal art right here. They're actually in the parking lot right now? Ah, they're in the parking lot, okay.

They're just trying to get the iguana out of the car. Oh, they got the iguana. Okay, you got to get your iguana out of the car, or wherever you've got it.

So I'm going to introduce Anita, Teresa, and let me make sure I'm saying this name right. Boninger. Oh, turn on her microphone.

Turn on the mics. Come on up here, Anita. Come up to my pussy pipe. I think so.

Let's see. No, no, it was not. Hello? Now it is.

All right, Anita. Yeah, one of my nicknames in college was Anita Boning Her, unfortunately. I was going to make a joke like that,

but you beat me to it, but that's great. So you weren't too far, but the actual pronunciation is burning her. Oh.

It's trying to make German a little bit sexier than it actually is. Is it in there? Yeah, I kept saying Boning Her,

Boner for her, you know, various things. And nodding over there and covering his boner for you, perhaps, with his big camera and his kilt

is Michael Wisnu, who we know and love and hasn't been here since our anniversary, I think. And I'm borrowing Anita's camera. Oh, okay.

So there. There you are. With the camera on stage, you could take very intimate pictures.

But we're really pretty well covered. We are, but no one's on the stage. Just wait until you experience whatever we're going to experience.

I also don't know what we're going to experience, but I do like your dress a lot. Thank you. Look at this dress.

Could you model it? I mean, just to be visual, I will just hold this and just shut, whoop, there goes the book on the floor, but, and oh, we like you.

Sure, yeah. She's seen the show. A book spanking, yeah. And look at this hot dress.

Wow. And of course, she's got the bod to match because she's into sex and medicine. Now, sex and medicine.

You are the director, I should say, and founder of the Sex and Medicine Summit, which features all kinds of healers. It's about sex as medicine,

as well as medicine for sex, as well as, I guess, a lot of different combinations of sex and medicine. Yep.

Well, it's empowering people in healthcare to be more, to connect more with their pleasure, which will then affect their patients. Yes.

I think that's a big part of it. And I think we were saying this earlier that people who are licensed to touch other people's genitals all day long

and get paid for it are, they have three hours of training in human sexuality. Wow, you're talking about gynecologists.

Gynecologists, urologists. Whereas if you are a sexual healer or you know how to bring pleasure to other people's bodies,

and you want to get paid for that, but you're not a licensed doctor, we criminalize that. It's crazy.

It really is very, very crazy. And I do consult with various hospitals like USC about sex because at least they know enough

to know what they don't know. But, well, sometimes, anyway. But I assure you, you are right and you guys, you know,

your professional doctors out there, your gynecologists and proctologists and urologists don't necessarily know about sex and you got to ask them the questions

or look it up or find someone like Anita to help you out. Okay. Thank you for having me.

Oh, my pleasure. And so how do you do sexual healing yourself? Through coaching and through body work

and integrative somatic techniques of getting people to resensitize because so much of the culture around health has been to numb people.

So we're not actually feeling our bodies and feeling pleasure and sensation. Whereas if we felt more, we would be healthier.

We would. So it's getting people to feel their bodies again. Yeah, now how about the labia? How about those labia?

Right, right. It's labia day. So, you know, I mean, do people know how to deal with their labia?

Do they know how to touch it? Do they have a good sense of labia? I know people look at labia a lot now in porn. When I was a kid, they didn't see that much labia.

And even this labia that they saw was often covered in hair. So everybody, you know, most of the girls felt, oh, my labia is okay,

because they couldn't see anybody else's because it was all covered in hair or, you know, they just didn't see porn or they're doing it in the dark.

Now, everybody's seeing everybody else's labia. The labia is out there, right? Just like penises and everything else. So how does that help or hinder

our sense of body image and shame and all of that? Well, in some cases, girls as young as 14 are going for surgery

where they try to manicure their labia. Ooh, like cut off parts of it. Yeah, which is really tragic. You know, we've gone through a lot

to try to make that illegal in places. It's called female circumcision. I mean, maybe it's not so bad as female circumcision. Oh, there's plenty of nerve endings there as well.

Yeah. So I don't see how it's all that different. No, it's bad. And it's very sad.

So actually, if I can ask you a question, you're like saying female circumcision. So let's say a female's lips are too big for what they would actually like them to be.

They could have them snip down and then have prettier lips for what they want. I love vaginas as they are in any aspect.

Big, like plush pussies, fat pussies, anything of that sort. But is that what you're trying to say? They can have it snipped to where it's not...

Well, there's a pressure now for younger girls and adult women to manicure their labia. And yes, they can do that. They can do that.

And they should have the right to do that. They should have the right. But maybe when they're adults. Well, it's also a question of who's pressuring...

Why do we think that that's not pretty? Where would that come from? Whereas in previous times, it wasn't judged as pretty. Talk into a microphone.

Okay, class. When you speak on the show... Dwayne Lush or media is the reason why that people think that it's not normal

for girls to have larger sized labias. Say it again. Media and social media. Social media.

Just things like that, yeah. Yeah, sure. Twitter. And even porn as well.

Not Facebook, they don't show labia, except for the bulk of the public. It's both porn. And all kinds of...

Not so much, but it happens. I don't know. And I want to introduce you, because this was your first thing you just said.

Blayton Lee. Hi, nice to meet you. Which is such a cute name. Because I love to do things.

Blayton Lee. I love it. All right. Yeah, I think you're, you know...

Say it once, nobody would ever forget. Yeah, so, okay. Well, you know, it's a bit of a controversy whether to, you know,

go for cutting your labia or not. I mean, if it's your decision and you're an adult, it's like getting bigger boobs, I guess. But I would say,

hold off on surgery. Unless you really, really need it. And you are an adult, maybe. Or if you are a kid,

if you're a parent of a kid that wants surgery, if the kid is in pain, of course, if the labia are sort of fused together or some kind of thing like that,

then you got to do something. You don't want that. It's very much like male circumcision, though. Well, you know...

Which I'm also not real in favor of, and I'm sorry to my lawnsmen out there, but Baruch Hashem. But, yeah, I don't go for the male circumcision too much.

Not when they're babies, when they're infants. You know, if you want to get circumcised when you're an adult, go for it. Although I do understand that it is maybe more stressful.

But who knows? Maybe the baby is feeling all kinds of pain that we don't know about. I don't know if I agree with that.

I was born, raised Catholic, and I was circumcised when I was an infant. And I'm happy about that. I'm happy about that.

I don't discriminate towards males that aren't circumcised. I think that's great. If you like it, I love it. That's awesome.

It's a sensitive subject, especially because it's very difficult to put the foreskin back if not impossible. So, you know, it's one of those sensitive subjects,

but we brought it up. I was not going to. But my lovely guest, of course, did. And so I had to state my opinion.

But you guys that are circumcised, I love you, and I think your cocks are beautiful. It's just, you know, yeah, cutting. So anyway, labia.

How about pleasuring the labia? Let's not talk about cutting it anymore. But, I mean, labia, is labia all about how it looks? And I know I brought that up.

But what about how it feels? Do guys or lesbian women, do we know how to deal with labia? Actually, personally, I think that, like, when girls have more labia, I think that,

or women have more labia, I believe that it's, like, better of a sensation. Because, like, think about it, like, labia, like, I mean, it will suck on it, you know what I mean?

Like, as a, like... Turn up her mic. I don't know. I don't know.

I kind of feel like the size of the genitals does not dictate the pleasure of the genital owner. Maybe the pleasure of the other person. That could be.

The partner might get more pleasure. Like I said, I'm circumcised myself, but I've spoken to several other performers and friends who are not circumcised.

And the extra foreskin rubbing against their head actually is more pleasurable. I believe that. I think that's great.

To those who have it and get more pleasure out of it, hey, amen to them. And a women to you, women with all different kinds of labia. Okay.

Very nice. So, you... I want to introduce my other guest who hasn't said a word. But she's very busy on Twitter.

I'm listening to you guys. You are listening and thinking about your labia? Yes. Yeah, yeah.

You want to come up here? Yes. Mmm. So Fallon is...

Here, come sit here. You didn't have to abandon your seat, but you did. But in any case, Fallon is wearing a white fishnet top that matches my gauntlets.

So you're very fashionable. Yes. And you are a porn star. Yes.

Absolutely. And how do you feel about labia day? I love it. I'm so glad it's labia day.

It feels like a good day. And I'm excited that we're talking about labia because labia is sensitive and it feels good and it's a very beautiful place to pleasure.

My opinion. I mean, the clit might be more sensitive in a way. Yes. The spot, the button.

Oh, yeah. But the labia are the curtains to the stage. I like the labia a little bit, you know? And then at the clit for sure, absolutely.

Oh, yeah. That's the spot right there. Okay. So are you labia-friendly right now?

I mean, do you have panties on? I have like a fishnet. Fishnet? Oh, you have matching.

Look at this. Wow. Your little, this is like a onesie? Yeah.

It's a onesie. It's a little fishnet. Oh. Fishnet here.

Oh, I see a little fishnet there. Closups. Oh, okay. Very nice.

Now, you just frustrated my cameraman. Can you show him your womb room for labia day? Here we go. So this is the lovely Fallen West on the Dr. Susan Block Show in the womb room on labia day.

And she's all giggly. It's funny. You're a porn star. How long have you been a porn star?

Almost three years. Three years? Wow. And so where are you from?

I'm from originally from Ukraine. Ukraine? You don't have an accent? Yeah, because I moved here when I was two years old to San Francisco.

Okay. She speaks fluent Russian, though. Yes. Really?

Are you an agent? A secret agent? No. Do you work for the KGB?

I mean, if you did, you wouldn't tell me. No, not yet. No, not yet, Max. You can't tell me yet.

She did. She'll have to kill you. She will eventually, though. And then she'll have to kill me.

You know, like a lot of my friends have said that. To be the little death of a nice labia orgasm. So you speak Russian? Yes.

Wow. So what do you think about the Russian Trump Tower? Well, this is awesome. I like this.

You like this? Yeah. Yeah. So we kind of don't like him too much.

No, I mean, I like what she did here. Yeah. Oh, thank you. Thank you.

Now, is he, he is, he has actually got a space on backwards. I think, why is this, wait, the cock is here. Okay. This is what happens when I don't have an assistant.

Hey, does he have his little brother with them right there? We'll just twist him around because after all he shouldn't be too comfortable. After all, look at millennia and those high heels going to see Hurricane Harvey. Wow.

Wow. Anyway, so get your face back on here right here. Give him a good book spanking. Yeah.

Whack that little pee pee. Whack the left nut. Oh, look who's here. It's the anal artist and Samantha Fairley, unlicensed professionals.

Thank you. Hello. And hello, hello, ladies. Well, come on up here.

Come on, come on. Let's see. Let's see. You could squeeze over there and you come on either side of me.

Oh, yes. Come on over here and come on over here and look at who's here. Look at this creature. I didn't know that he was so big.

We need microphones for these ladies. Microphones. What are we going to do about that? So.

Well, thank you. This is Samantha. Hello. Welcome back to Bonoboville.

Let's have some, you know, a Bonoboville and Catherine. There you are. The anal artist. He likes to get the best seat in the house.

And he does. He is sitting on your head. Soon he'll be sitting on your face, which might be a better seat for labia day. No, those are the lower lips, not the upper lips.

Never mind. Okay. So this is, what's his name again? Mercury.

Mercury. He's fast, like Mercury. He's very fast. Oh, wow.

And he's a dragon. He's an iguana. An iguana. How did Betsy get here?

It's animal time, apparently. I guess it's the animal show. We're in the jungle, baby. We are all safari now.

Right? She's like, check this. Okay, okay. I mean, how do dogs and dragons get along?

Mercury's afraid of... I can imagine. That's why he's up here. He just trusts them.

Yeah. Should we get the dog? We have Betsy here. Betsy?

Hi, Betsy. Max. Betsy is going to just roam around unless somebody gets a hold of her. Yeah, she's got the real mohawk though.

Although it's not anymore. Oh, oh, look at this. It's naked in the back now. Naked in the back.

Whoa, I thought that was for the anal artist to be naked in the back. Well, I guess everybody's doing it. Yeah. Now, naked in the front is what labia day is about.

Did you see my sculpture? Oh, it's beautiful. That is beautiful. It's called septun peep.

And see this comes out. Oh, yes. Well, that is multi-purpose at its finest. By Bill Pasek.

Love it. It is. It's, you know, pussy art. Pussy art.

Yeah. Absolutely. And you are famous for your anal art. Yes.

Which, I'm not sure if you started it on this show. No, I actually started it in my living room. But you were the first public performance. That's what I meant.

No, it's a big deal to be doing it outside my living room. It's a big deal here. Yeah. We were the first public performance.

I appreciate that. Because, of course, you would want to rehearse before you do it for the public. You would want to rehearse in private. Right?

Yeah. I mean, every artist has their own studio or how they like to work. So there's a lot of distractions otherwise. But it was a good time for all.

It is. Oh, definitely. And it's a good time. Where is that?

Where we have some of your anal art here. But we are all falling all over the place. Maybe it's in my ass and I sat on it. Oh, yeah.

You probably did. Oh, here we go. Here we go. The anal artwork.

The anal artwork is here. I remember that. This might have been your first piece. Yes.

Mm-hmm. And there's your signature. I always thought like that was a hat. Yeah, I think that's the Captain Max.

Uh-huh. Yeah, that's me. Oh, that's you. I see it.

Can't you tell? Look how handsome I am. Very handsome. Yeah.

You got your jacket. Absolutely. So. That's great.

This was done with two Sharpies actually. Yes. Right. The colored one.

Multi-colored. The black one. Now you performed this on our show. Yes.

And have you performed in public since then? I have not. So you've done it like three times on the show. Yes.

Every time since. This is your place. This is my place. Yes.

I feel very at home here. Anal art. Now are you going to try to do your anal art with, um, of course. Mercury on your head.

We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. Uh-huh.

Is he like the, uh, clawed? He has a little cat claw covers on his nails. I've never actually seen a cat wearing them, but they work really great for sharp claws. Right.

Right. Or else your face would be completely mutilated. Right. And you look great.

Both of you. Look at this guy. You're traveling from Santa Barbara and you're on the un-prose trip. Yes.

We hashtag that. Perfect. Because we're going to be hashtagging it for the next 10 days. And is there a purpose to this trip?

Is there a goal? Is there, we say the goal is the journey. So maybe that's what's going on. Well, ultimately the goal is to see Pat Benatar and Toto in Albuquerque.

Oh. Right. He knows who doesn't want to see them in Albuquerque. Of course.

Absolutely. The rest is just a free for all. Thank you. Okay.

Well, so you're going to be driving to Albuquerque. Yes. Okay. So don't stop in Arizona because Sheriff Joe is now on the loose.

But he could confiscate Mercury here. I don't know. He could think that Mercury is something illegal about him. No, he's got all his paperwork.

Okay. Okay. Oh, look at that. He's grown.

He has. He was like this big. I know. I think I'm doing an anal piece and he's like this big in the background on our web series.

And yeah, you did a webcam with us when he was very tiny. Did I? Yes, you did. Oh, I did.

You're right. You're right. I was the reporter in the field. You were.

You were when there was that mass murder up there. Yeah, that was pretty crazy. Oh my goodness. That's why we love to spread peace through pleasure, brothers and sisters, the bonobo way.

Shoot the gun between your legs. Absolutely. And speaking of shooting guns, we have something. You hot?

Yeah. There we go. Yeah. Yeah.

Does he like water? Yeah. You all like a little spray. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Vodka.

No, but we do have bonoboville communion, which we're about to do. Why is it raining in the studio? Because I figure people are hot. Do you want some on your legs?

Yes. Water on the legs. Oh yeah. Yeah.

So water pistols and penises, brothers and sisters. Cox not glocks. Right. Okay.

So this is amazing. And you're going to do another artwork for us tonight. And do we have the supplies, Max? I have all the supplies that you need.

I think we should do that before the break. So you want to bring the supplies over? The Sharpies will be for sale after the event. Oh, absolutely.

That's what I like to hear. You might have to be my easel. Oh, yes. How are you guys going to do this now?

This is not. All right. So I have shiny paper. And I have regular normal paper.

I'm going to step back a little bit. Whoa, he's scared. I think he's scared. Look ahead.

There's all these people. He's with Aunt Susie in the bed. Oh, my God. I can't believe I want to sit with a dragon.

No, no. He's got his tail between your legs. He wants mama. Yeah.

Really, that makes me feel good. Usually. Right? It should.

But now he's a beast of burden. A pen? There's a pen. Can he remove your panties?

No, he's not that talented. Oh, look, we've got a full bush. Very nice. Very nice.

And it's labia day. Yay. Labia day. To see those labia.

Look at those beautiful labia with graced framed with a luscious bush. And now she is getting her Sharpie into her asshole. This is why we call her the anal artist right here. Whoa.

The art begins. Uh-oh. We've come loose. Let me help you here.

You know what? I think that you should hold this. And I will hold the microphone. So let's do this.

Okay. So how are you feeling? Catherine, are you doing good? I'm doing very good.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Just trying to get a sense of.

What are you drawing? Can you tell us what the subject of your drawing is? The road trip. Okay.

Okay. Okay. That looks like a road. Right?

A long and winding road. Yep. We're getting a road trip drawing here by an asshole. Right?

Not just any asshole. It's a very talented asshole. Yes. Oh, and the road is zigzagging.

I think that must mean somebody got drunk before this. Okay. Maybe those are some mountains actually that you're seeing on the way. That was correct.

Oh, mountains. Okay. I got it. It's like Pictionary.

Right. Okay. Oh yeah. He is.

He is. Look at that. Let's hear it for Mercury. Mercury.

Thank you. You're a great cast member here. Definitely part of the team. Look at Mercury climbing up her back as she's drawing.

This really is quite exceptional. Here. Come on. Come on.

Get on the back. There we go. He's good. He's good.

Good boy. Good boy. Look at that. He got on Aunt Samantha's shoulder.

What beauty. And now we're drawing little houses. I don't know. Road signs.

You could draw labia. Oh, labia. Right. Labia.

You're going to run into some labia on your road trip even if it's just your own. These look like labia here, actually. Oh, there's some labia.

Those are some really, you know, ornate labia. Have the best view in the house. Yeah. There's a road trip going on.

There's labia in the middle. Very hot. And you're really, really exercising your sphincter muscle there. I am.

And my thighs. I mean, it's a whole workout. It is. It is.

There's multiple reasons why I do this. Right. And aside from it being a workout, what are some of the other reasons you do this? It's an art.

It is. It's an art. I mean, people draw with their hands. People that have no arms.

They use their feet to do things. Right. One day I'll be able to make a seven-course meal with this thing. Absolutely.

You could be like the next Bob Ross. The late great Frank Moore would draw with a pointer paintbrush on his head. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm talking a microphone. Seven days at least. Microphone. You can't talk without a microphone.

Stop him. This could be the next Bob Ross, you know, version of painting. Exactly. I started with the paintbrush.

Nice little bushes. I'm working on it. No pun intended. The Sharpie is your medium though.

It's my medium on the go. On the go it's my medium because now I'm doing some paint brushes. I'm inventing an anal plug that will hold any stylus that I choose very securely because otherwise I'm kind of stuck with the Sharpie. What about a vibrating brush?

A what? A vibrator with a brush on it. I mean maybe. Then we're getting really crazy.

Then it's like a Jackson Pollock like of paint, you know. Holy shit. I think I might watch it. I wouldn't use the color brown though.

That might not be a good thing to have the brown. There already will be brown. Okay. So, yeah, yeah.

I mean you're really developing this as an artist. And what about teaching? Have you ever taught anyone else to do this? Samantha has done it once and I'm going to be doing an interview with an RN James registered nurse who does a web series.

And he's going to be interviewing me and I'm going to be caricaturing him and showing him how to do it. Before you take it out, just turn around for the camera. Oh, lovely. There it is.

The instrument of art in its holder. That's why we call it beauty is in the eye of the buttholder. The buttholder. Absolutely.

May I ask a question here? Go ahead. Are you going to move up in size? Am I going to move up in size in terms of what?

Like a bigger sharpie? Yes, I have used the larger sharpies. Okay. However, I'm trying to go into paint brushes and so paint brushes are thick and thin.

So I'm trying to invent an anal plug that will fit securely and then whatever I put in it will be tight. Does that make sense? I could draw with a pencil and not have it, you know, not have like some giant Toys R Us pencil that's like this big. Sure, absolutely.

So have you tried fine butt art, if I may say? No. If you had a finer sharpie, a smaller one, or maybe you had more control, could you write my name? Yeah, probably.

I would love to see that someday. It's interesting when I got the mobile easel. You know what I mean? When someone's holding it and it's not just like in the same place.

Got it, got it. It's a two-part situation that makes it a little more interesting, but I like that. Cool. All right, well, we love it.

We think it's a work of art. Thank you. And what do you call this? Road trip?

Yeah. Unpro's trip? Yes. Unpro's trip.

Okay, Unpro's trip. You got Labia Mountains, Rose, Lizards, Boobies. Yeah. Yeah.

And it's all done by an asshole. Yeah. A very talented asshole. Okay.

And now you sign it with, usually you just sort of sign it. Because my anal signature is illegible at this point. Right. Here.

Okay. Catherine Imperio. Kate Imperio. Thank you.

Thank you, Samantha, for being a wonderful- Samantha, such a nice little- Holder of the Lither, the can. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Look at him. That is beautiful.

She's the human easel that makes it easy. There you go. All righty then. So how much time do we have, brothers and sisters, of the staff?

Bonobos? Anybody know how much time we have? That was great. What does it say on the cameras?

I can't read the cameras now. So who knows how much time. This is very confusing. 12 minutes.

12 minutes. 12 minutes. Okay. Well, you know, you guys, this is a hard act to follow, the anal art act.

But I'm sure, you know, we can keep things fun. Definitely. Absolutely. It is labia day.

It is labia day. I love that. When I saw that, I thought that was brilliant. Labia day.

Labor day. Love it. Right. Should we just have one shot of totally consensual?

I mean, we don't, we're not going to make anybody show their labia. Who doesn't want to show their labia. And some of us don't have labia exactly. But we could just do a, you know, a stand up and a labia reveal.

A labia salute. Right? Okay. Are we ready?

Are we ready? Anyone who wants to show labia? Line up close so that the photographers, and I should actually get this. Fallen, rip those buttons off.

This is art. Okay. This is art. This is art.

There you go. There you go. I need to get this. Whoa.

I've got a dragon. Okay. Okay. And so let's look at the photographers and pussy talk.

My pussy is talking. So the other people could be talking about pussy if they're not, you know, showing. Oh, yeah. Actually, pussies do sometimes talk.

And it's not always a bad thing though. It can be embarrassing. You know, the whole pussy talk thing. Right.

It's not a fart. Everybody. Although I guess you could call it a pussy fart. Okay.

Well, that was fun. We all have some hot labia and we've got to put this somewhere. It's not going to get spilled on. Maybe we have time for one bonoboville communion.

Oh, no. Oh, no, but I'll pet you. You're hard to pet them. Yes.

Does she like to be, you know, every creature likes to be cuddled and touched. They don't want to leave them in the car. Even reptiles. Right.

Mammals feel more the desire to be touched or maybe, maybe we as mammals understand their desire to be touched and we don't understand. But these guys, these dragons are also, you know. Yeah.

Intelligent and love, love. A lot of people I know have them and they say that they're angry and they grow up and they're angry and they whip everybody in the house because no one really, you know, paid attention to them and gave them love.

Or maybe they are scared of them. I mean, you know, you gave this Mercury so much love and he's kind of scary looking. I could see somebody raising him to be an angry lizard, you know.

Yes. Yeah. He's more afraid of dogs than people. But I wonder if your lovers are afraid of him or, you know.

Or maybe annoyed with him. Yes. They all pretend they like him at first. Ah, okay.

So we're going to do a Bonoboville communion, which is a religious experience here in Bonoboville. This is the church of the Bonobo way and is kind of a, you know, a special occasion,

a labia day and, you know, Adolf Trump did declare that we have a day of prayer. So we have to get his face on here. He looks a little better every time I see him.

Well, you know, he's got his characteristic mustache on. Oh, he's got band-aids everywhere. He's got, well, he's been beaten a lot, you know. So we like to beat his balls.

It builds character. Yes, absolutely. And he's grown a mustache. Where'd he get that mustache?

Well, because he got that in Charlottesville. That's where he got that. You know, because all the sides are at fault. So he got a Hitler mustache.

So he gets... Do you have a matching hoodie? Yes, he actually does. All right.

I love accessories. There we go. There it is. Actually, I don't want to see if you can take off his toupee.

You know. No, it's really glued in there. It's just glued in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Top surgeon. Sewn. It's holding the brain in. What's left?

But it probably feels like mercury scales. I have a feeling that here, which is why Melania won't touch him, except with her stilettos. She walks in the rain.

So, okay. So who's going to do Bonoboville Communion? I've got all these new people. And you, of course, have done it before.

Did you want to demonstrate? Sure. Bonoboville Communion. You are not a drinker.

I'm a risk. You have to be an altar girl. An altar girl. Right.

And you're dressed for it. Okay. Absolutely. So you are also almost dressed.

You need to take that off. Ah, yes. There are those famous titties. Okay.

Nice. Nice. Holy shit. Oh, yes.

Samantha Fairley, brothers and sisters. Yes, indeed. Okay. And so we celebrate communion, which is a Catholic thing,

and also in some other religions. What religion did you grow up with? Wow. I grew up, I was raised by my mother,

who was a holy roller Christian. A holy roller Christian. Wow. Well, then she must be glad that it's National Prayer Day

tomorrow. Rolling around. Okay. So do you do communion and holy rolling?

You just roll. I mean, we just roll. We just roll in the aisles. Wow.

Okay. Well, this is a communion. I know, of course, the Catholic Church does it. We have five minutes.

Yeah, that's plenty of time for communion. Right. Just tell me where to go. Well, just sit.

You can sit. Okay. And you can lick the altar. She is the altar.

You provide the altar. You should, you know, kind of actaunt trick or, you know, like a Catholic schoolgirl. Right.

Somebody's licking your altar. You don't know anything about that. All right. And I, being the high priestess of the noboville communion.

Oh, yeah. She can do it too. Actually. Well.

Okay. But if you do it, you should take your top off. Oh, but she can't because she's got a... Yeah.

She could just climb around my stuff here. Here we go. Okay. Well, I...

Yeah. He's comfy. He's comfy. He's not going to poop like...

No, no. Yeah. Okay. Good.

Good. That's the main thing. All right. So.

Topless. Topless. How's she going to do that? She's got a onesie on.

I think she has to just take everything off. And head full. It's labia day. It's Fallen West.

But you're going to have a drink from this. But okay. You're going to have a drink. Right.

Right. You're just about to have a drink. This is a double the noboville communion. And I think it's going to be hot.

Everything is hot right now. Right. Okay. And here she goes.

Fallen West. And she's... Take it off. Take it off.

Yeah, girl. All right. Let's hear it for beautiful boobs. All right.

On hard nipples. Okay. So now I, being the high priestess, am salting the altar. So this is the body of the deity.

The deity of your choice. Could be Jesus. Actually, Catherine reminds me a lot of Jesus. And it could be Mary Magdalene.

Or it could be your ancestor. So now you lick up the salt. Lick up the salt. Okay.

Nice. And no, we don't... Orange juice in the way. Okay.

That's communion. Now we do what we call waterboarding, bonobo style. All right. So you ever been a POW?

No. Okay. So sit on the floor and lean against Catherine's leg. Usually one of you gets in the mid...

Well, you can do it at one at a time. One at a time. So you go first and you just open up her legs. Yep.

Lean up against her labia. Right. This is a labor of love. And here she is.

She's wandering around by himself back there. And we go. And yes, indeed, Samantha Fairley has been waterboarded. And hang on a second.

And now we can say, how do you feel? I'm going to Disney World. Yeah. You got laid on the Dr. Susan Block show.

Yeah. Okay. And now you can do the same. Here we go.

Down between her legs. And... Okay. Here we go.

So, here we go, Fallon. Are you ready? Okay. Lean back.

Don't move too much. Got waterboarded. Woo. And laid.

Oh, there we go. Do you feel different? Oh, yeah. I feel like a different person.

It's a new life. It's called alcohol. It's a fun thing. It's a form of communion.

I enjoyed it. It involves touching and licking and having fun. And a drink that we enjoy called Agua Coco Leaf LeCœur Brothers & Sisters. Yum.

You can get it too. Oh, hey, Cor. Of course, we're wearing all my shirts and it's so hot. He's going to have to take them all off.

Okay. So, how are we doing? We've got two more minutes. Two more minutes.

Take a break and then we're going to come back. Okay, you guys. You're going to do communion. I think we want him to be an altar boy.

Is that right? Oh, shit. We need him to be an altar boy. Right?

We need a boy altar boy. Yeah. Have you ever been? He was born to be an altar boy.

Look, my parents put me in catechism school when I was young. I ditched that shit. Right, right, right. But this will be a whole new view of communion for you.

I'm ready to be whoever you want me to be. No, he's not. That's the spirit, Logan. Hey, you know what?

I'm here with all you party people, fun people, gorgeous people. Be whoever I want you to be. Absolutely. Or maybe who Anita wants you to be.

What would you like Logan to be? Want me to be me. You want him to be a bonobo. Want me to be me.

I want him to be on the floor. I'll do it. With a leash on. Ooh.

And he needs to pretend to be a bonobo, like full on. Okay. See, I've never seen the show before. Right, right.

I don't need to. No, but you're now in it. Dr. Suzy. Yes.

Closing. So we're closing. We've got to go, but don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back with Lavia Day 2017.

It's a bonobo bill. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block. And I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes.

You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions, including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war, really.

They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure. With the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special, partly because they just are.

And partly because they're very, very close to us. Almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to being human, even being humane, bonobos can teach us so much,

which brings me to us and more specifically to you. Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free? Would you like to tap into the hot, natural sex energy within you? Bet you would.

So you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain. You know, the pain. And have more orgasmic, organic, sustainable sex. Who doesn't want that?

Greater lust, greater trust, and better anger management. And who couldn't use a little bit of that these days? So get the book, Learn the Bonobo Way. You'll be glad you did.

Then you'll want to join Bonoboville, a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends. And one last thing, the real bonobos are highly endangered. So a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups

working to save the wild bonobos from extinction. Read the bonobo way and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times. And improve your love life.

Here's where we are going to have a Sybian ride for Mass Evasion Month. So you've never been on a Sybian before? No, I've never been on one before. Okay.

Now you are ready to ascend the throne. Mr. Tracy, you are going to ride God's machine now. Put one leg right here. Put the other right here.

And just position yourself comfortably. Put your clip right here. Okay, so here she goes. It's mountain.

Have you ever ridden a Sybian, by the way? Oh, I have. Many a time. It's my favorite horse to ride. It's my best.

Have Sybian yoga and experience it to the fullest. Go for the G-spot. Go for the clip. Go for whatever works. Someone can come from their nipples.

We've got Virginia Radoe riding a Sybian. Wow, holy shit. That does the job. Yeah, it's doing it.

Sybian strikes again. Yes, I do say that when it feels good. Live on dr.Suzi.tv from the womb room in Bonoboville. Ride them cowboys.

Take a deep breath. Deep breath. Now relax. Oh, fuck.

We never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian celebrating masturbation month. Yes! Hallelujah!

Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Come on.

That's the story of the winner. Look at that face. That is a beautiful thing. Thank you, Dr. Susan Block.

You're a wonderful human being. Wonderful human being. Dr. Susan Block. Thank you.

I think that was a wonderful thing. I think we have orgasm, Houston. We have lift-off. We have lift-off.

Dang it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Come on.

Eva Ejecture. We, we, we, we. Okay, we're going to go. Five sister pennies.

Testify. That you masturbate. How was it? What's your report?

My vagina is so tingly right now. It feels like pop rock. I'm just going to take this home. I'm going to take it off.

That thing is bigger than your little body. That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen. Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready.

I'm... ...one. We're the husband family. We got the Sybian.

You don't need the husband. Oh, my God. Don't let her fall over. Hey, darling girl.

I love you. I love you. That's my girl. We're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web.

And now, here she is. Dr. Susan Block. Uh... Six hundred dollars.

We're back in the noble room. We have Captain Max. You know you're on the air now. Oh, yeah.

We were talking about Corvette. Oh, okay. Hello. Yes.

What'd they do? Here we are with the unlicensed professionals. And I did want to give a shout out, unless you have something to say. Do you?

Hold on. I can hardly hear you actually on the house. All right. So I want to give a shout out to one of the Dr. Susan Block Institute's favorite therapists

without borders. Mr. Jennifer. Yay, Mr. Jennifer. Yay, Mr. Jennifer.

Because she is currently in Houston battling with Hurricane Harvey. And yeah, her place was flooded. Not real bad. But she is, because she's not too bad off, going out there and helping others in a very

dangerous situation. And we really want to just tell her we appreciate her. And we're so proud of her and we're so proud that she's one of our therapists. And to be careful, because people get really hurt.

There was one guy who stepped on a live wire and there was water, of course. And so he got electrocuted. And actually, this was quite a story. His friend tried to save him.

And he said, no, don't touch me. I'm dying. And he saved his friend's life, which I'm sure his friend will never forget. And that was amazing.

So many amazing stories, of course, in a disaster. And the disaster, of course, is such a terrible disaster. It's the worst flooding and hurricane we've ever had on American soil in history. And it just shows climate change is real.

It is real. And we feel it here in LA with the heat wave. And it's kind of crazy, but it's not terrible like flooding. But there's all kinds of evidence and we really have to do something about it.

And we got to resist. We got to resist the climate change denier, you know, who declares prayer days. I mean, okay, come let us pray. You know what I'd like to pray for?

Impeachment. Right. No, I mean, I'll pray for everybody, you know, to all the gods and goddesses, not just the certain ones.

And by the way, there were, yeah, no agnostics there. What about the agnostics? ACLU is suing him for the prayer day thing. But anyway, Mistress Jennifer is a saint.

And she also told me today and posted on my timeline that she just witnessed the height of hypocrisy from Joel Osteen and his Lakewood mega church, which she said had just told everybody to leave tomorrow

because they're going to have church services on Sunday. And I mean, we're not surprised because after all, they didn't open their church, their mega billion dollar church, or multi-million anyway, to these people that really need it,

that are homeless, until he was shamed into doing it by public opinion. And then he did it for a few days, and now apparently according to Mistress Jennifer, he just is telling people they got to go, you know?

Shame on Joel Osteen, says Mistress Jennifer, and I agree. Especially if that's true, and I think it is. So in other news, Captain Max and I will be at the Emmy's reception for documentary and reality TV filmmaking, the reception.

We're not getting an Emmy, unfortunately, unless it's a big surprise. And we go every year, we have a lot of fun, and we'll be there this Friday at the Academy, so if you're going to be there, you know, hit us up.

And then we're going to be at the Bonobo, well, we're going to give, deliver, we're going to deliver the Bonobo Way of Great Sex at Adultcon Brothers and Sisters on September 23rd, Adultcon.

You were at Domcon? Yes. You were. You're, you're cons.

We are cons. We like the cons. You like the cons. Woo!

Right. Well, check it out, Adultcon, I've actually never been there, but it's full of porn stars, right? Hell yeah.

You guys should go. Hell yeah, we're going to go. You're going to go. Oh, my free camps.

Oh, my free camps. We're going to be with my free camps. My free camps. They're in their booth.

They basically own Adultcon. So yeah, exactly. Cool. So we're going to be there.

Well, I'll be there Saturday. I'm going to give a little talk on Saturday at 4. And so we're excited and, and actually we're also excited that next week is Domcon LA MC Madame Marguerite's

birthday here on the Dr. Susan Block show. And what else is happening? Well, of course, we're in Cosmo. You are.

I saw that. Yeah. Wonderful. Treating you for post Trump sex disorder.

When your sex life suffers from this guy, you know, you've got to handle it somehow. And I have two ways to handle it. Basically engagement and escape.

I think you need to resist and engage. And sometimes you meet someone hot there at a protest or something and you need to escape. And that's what we do sometimes here is just escape

because you can't let it run your life. Really. It's awful. So by cock and balls.

Okay. Who's hot? Trump face. Yeah.

Whoa. Okay. So did you get me? Did you want to do Bonoboville communion?

Did you want to commune? Do you want to commune? You're supposed to be the altar boy, right? I guess.

Yes. Come on. You know what? Here I come.

Come on. I'm talking about your circumcision. Yeah. No.

Okay. As you're coming, so to speak, we also have a caller. We do have a caller. Bob, are you there?

Bob. Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob. We need you. No.

Bob. Okay. They told me that he was there. Okay.

He's still there. Nobody's telling me if he's not there or if he's there. He's there. I see him on the line.

Okay. But we can't hear him. No. Oh, there he is.

Okay. Would you turn the music down, please? Thank you. Okay.

Bob. Bob, say something or we're going to have to hang up. Yeah. You guys can't hear it.

You'd have to. Okay. So Bob, quickly ask your question and then we'll answer it. I don't know if he can hear you, Susan.

He keeps saying hello. Bob, do you hear me? I'm here. Okay.

So Bob. Say something, Bob. Hello. Hello.

Okay. What's your question? Bob is here. You're here.

We know you're here. That is not a question. We are not here. You're there.

Okay. Sorry. I didn't realize all the time. I have a girlfriend.

Every time I've tried it in the past, the girls have been very receptive to it and they just go for it. I mean, I pulled out a plum every once in a while. But pulled out a thumb.

What? Did you say you use your thumb? A plum or a thumb? A thumb or a thumb?

I put that a plum. A plum. A fruit, yeah. From their ass?

Was it a black fruit? Like a plum on my penis. So the last girl, I... What was on your penis?

It was a plum skin. A plum skin. Oh, well that usually comes out of assholes. You gotta do a little...

Cellulose. Clean up before anal sex. I mean that's not about the... It's partly about the safety, right?

Are you gonna ask about safety or what are you gonna ask about? Just ask. You pull out a plum, you should definitely tell her to take a little enema. Enemas are not something you should do all the time

because they break down your walls, but of course if you're gonna have anal sex, you don't want a plum coming out on the guy's dick. Right?

I mean maybe if he's gonna give you anal lingus and he likes plums, he would like to get a plum, but probably not. Question, do you like plums?

That's not my question. What's your question? But I'm saying that I've had successful anal sex several times in the past,

so most recently, like the previous girls have always been very receptive to it. Yes, you said that twice. We know that you have had great anal sex with other girls,

but there's this girl that you just had anal sex with and... It was kind of hesitant about it, but she eventually agreed,

and when we did it... That already sounds like a recipe for problems. Hesitant and eventually agreed sounds like there's a little bit of like push-push...

Right? What do you think? That sounds like... I think she...

...to relax and have an enema before so. Or actually, if she's not really that interested, do it another time. Actually, she's not interested.

Or maybe never do it. Move on to the next. Two other things. She has two holes, right? Nothing.

Yes. Over the course of like a couple weeks, and eventually she said, you know,

F meaning A, and when I did... Translation, fuck me in the ass. Right?

She said that to you? You were a gentleman. You took your time, and she was begging for it eventually. I'm glad to hear that.

She got rid of the plum. There was blood on her ass. But there was blood. At least it wasn't a bloody plum.

Did you start with anal ingus? Of course. Okay. Did you then move on to a finger? Yes.

I mean, not... but finger, yes. Finger is somewhat, yes. Okay. Well, you've got to take your time with this, Gal.

You've got to... Tongue to finger and... ...to small dildo, to bigger dildo. Lubrication. I mean, everyone bleeds usually.

Maybe a little bit. Lubrication. And if you do bleed, I learn this, because this happens to me.

Preparation H suppositories. You know what? Preparation is key. They actually have...

Preparation is key. They actually have preparation toys. But on her ass treat, it's not necessarily... Maybe she has hemorrhoids.

You ever think about that? I mean, massages. Massages is very good. Okay, hang on, hang on.

We have the director of the Sex and Medical Summit here. Let's talk about what we can do to alleviate this problem. Well, warming the area

and then massage. Massaging the pelvic floor. And, you know, Lingus, as you said, and really making sure

it's supple and receptive. You can tell by... If you put the finger in, if it's really clamping on, she's not fully ready

because there's a certain point when it will open. If it feels like it's going to rip my finger off, that's not a good sign.

She's really clenching hard. That's a good thing. Not ready. She needs more time. But softening.

Yeah, softening the tissues, softening the muscles, lubricating... Okay, if I may...

Eat her pussy. That's a good idea. Start off by eating her pussy. And butthole and...

Yeah, the whole area. Looping it up nice. Actually, there is this good

anal lube called pure PJUR. It's great.

And they do have toys that anal butt plugs which you can use different sizes.

So you can start from smallest then to biggest according to the size of your penis. So the point of that is like building it up, right?

Of course. How big is your penis? What I've got going on right now. Going on right now, your penis.

You're having anal sex with this girl right now? I think he's having telephone sex with us.

So you need to get his credit card and his address. Okay, guys. You have got some ideas

from us. And just because you've gone a certain distance doesn't mean you can't go backwards a little bit. I mean, the goal is the journey.

It's not like there's a... You have to just keep going until you get to anal sex and then you do harder anal sex.

You know what? Take your time. All right? So, Bob, let us know what happens. Have her get on the phone.

And good luck. Happy labia day. Lick those labia and play with them while you fuck her in the ass. Or while you...

You know, it's a whole network of sensitivity there that you need to get to know very, very intimately.

And, you know, some people are easier than others. Whoops.

Hang up the phone in the back, thank you. Some people are easier than others. And just because somebody is difficult doesn't mean they don't deserve

the time that they require. True. And if you don't want to give them the time, you can be with somebody else.

One of the easier people. If you want to just do it like a porn star all the time, speaking of which. But even porn stars have to

prepare and take care and wear and tear. You know what? I'm going to let this question go to Fallon.

No, you're not. Because you know what? It wasn't a question, actually. So what we're going to do is Bonoboville Communion.

Great. Great. I'm excited. I'm ready. And I am the high priestess. Okay.

So, ladies, you are going to commune. You're both over 21, right? Yep. No?

No? No, if you're not, it's okay. We don't let you drink. That's all. Okay. No, really. Okay.

So you are under 21? I'm 27. You're 27? Okay. I'm about age.

Okay. So let's have a striptease. Ooh, perfect. Perfect.

We'll do this really good striptease. Okay. Here, let me have the mic. So you don't have to hold that. And if you have something to say, I'll hold it for you.

And let's have a little bit of the Kingster music. Yeah, baby. Okay. Oh, yeah.

Hey, girl. Get it. Lee, can you get up here? Okay.

Okay. What do you want me to do with the mic? Oh, this mic. Okay, so now.

Now, don't put it on. The idea is that you are doing communion and you should be ready for communion. You're porn stars, remember?

Yeah, so off. Off. No? No? You're...

Okay. Let me take this. And, yeah. And now, let's turn off the music. I think there's enough music.

And now, we're going to just reveal the altar boy. Okay? What?

Has anybody seen the lizard? This is the altar boy. Okay, okay. Yeah, I saw him crawling along.

Okay. It looks really special. They're shy. They don't want to reveal you.

Actually, Fallen is very outrageous. The altar boy needs to have his pants off. Oh, yeah.

Or not. I mean, if you don't want to. I will take my pants off. That's fine. I'm used to being naked,

but we're not going to perform. I thought they might do it. But, yes. Fallen, would you like to just take my pants off?

Yeah, sure. Start by something sexy. Take my sandals off. Fallen, come here.

Fallen, come here. Take my sandals off. Yeah. Oh, my God.

I feel like a Greek god right now. Sure, yeah. That's fine. Alrighty then.

Start by taking this stupid fucking microphone off. That's not a microphone. And it's not stupid.

It earbuds, whatever the hell I had. Okay. Microphone. I'm not going to drop it.

Okay. What are we doing? Oh, I'm just saying. I like to dance.

I don't know. Shy porn stars. I love to dance. I'm not sure.

I want to see it. There he is, brothers and sisters. Yeah. I love being naked.

Logan. Are you a nudist, Logan? I am. I would love to be in a nudist community

but I can't afford it right now. Yeah, what? You sit down here and you come on up here.

Okay. Would you like to take communion from him? We don't have to, you guys. I thought you guys said you wanted

to take communion from his cock. Did you see them do it? Right? Wow, okay.

Would you like to do that? Okay. Cool. First, you wet the altar.

I'll hold this. And you can just get right into whatever position you like. He seems to like standing.

You are going to you're going to suck his cock. No. I don't think that

they don't do that. That's what we don't want to do. Oh, okay. I thought the community one was like this.

I thought the community one was like this. That's not communion. But that's okay. You are fine.

You can lick another part of his body. Not his cock. You could lick his wrist. You know what I really liked?

I really liked what we did with the other girl. And how she had her. She was sitting down and she had her legs open.

Okay, so you could lick his nipple. That's what she did. That's when you drink. That's the part you like.

But the licking is the communion. I think you've been having too much of this actually.

I want some of that. Yeah, man. It's like nipples. You don't have nipples.

You know what? I think we're going to just move on. Right? Let's move on.

But can I stay naked? Can he stay naked, brothers and sisters? Yes, indeed. Absolutely.

You are You look great being naked. Yeah, I think that's fantastic. And since the gals are

really into dancing, I think that we should have our Rapstar

The Wolf. Where is he? Where is he? He thought I was going to do bonobo.

There he is. Okay. This is the wolf brothers and sisters.

Absolutely. Are you ready to dance? Okay, so I know that Anita wants to dance. I know these gals

don't want to do communion. They want to dance. They don't want to do communion. And I know, of course, that the unlicensed professionals are always ready to dance

as is Mercury who keeps dancing in the back there. I forgot he was there. He's there.

Mercury is Please don't bring him near me. Oh, Trump you mean? I don't need him thinking that my wiener

is a, you know, thing of food. You mean Trump would think your wiener is food. He might, yeah.

Thank God it's not. Okay. So Ecor, of course, is the man that made hashtag Bonoboville famous.

Let's see the shirt. Right. Hi. And how about

you're wearing a shirt onto that, aren't you? And so here we go. The Bonoboville communion shirt. Yeah.

That's it. Agua. Cocoa leaf liquor. It looks good except it's so hot.

We don't think you should wear that shirt either. Uh oh. He's going to make me look bad.

That's right. No, I mean, no, he's not. He's not going to take his pants off. So we'll just have to, that'll be mysterious.

Then he would really make you look bad. Okay. This is Ecor, the wolf brothers and sisters.

Can we have some applause before he even opens his mouth? And now Just a lot of bad ladies in the building tonight.

Man. All the fellas in the building, who I say, I'm

hiding for all these beautiful ladies in here. She bad. She bad. She most definitely bad.

She bad. Without those plenty bad. She bad. Man.

I saw you over there. My mic up. My mic sounds nice. Check one.

I want. Mic, mic, mic, mic. Check. I want.

I want. Yes. Come on. Give me some volume on that. I need it. I need that kind of feeling.

Yes. Look how she shaped that thing. Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it.

Look how she shaped that thing. Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it bang. Yeah, give me that girl, girl.

She got me watching like we're stalking, but in a smooth way she made me say damn. Think like damn time. What up, though? Just to make my presence known.

I'm a wolf. I'm in your zone. I'm blown by the way she move that thing. Shake that thing. Make it bang.

The whole room is shaped from an ass way down. Baby, you got that pop. That's still the show. Get low. Everybody on the floor. Dudes be taking it while she's shaking it.

Back that thing up. Beep. She bad. Look how she shaped that thing. Look how she make it bang.

Look how she drop it. Yeah, that girl can go. Look how she shaped that thing. Look how she move that thing.

Look how she make it bang. Yeah, that girl can go. Everybody stop. And look at her pop.

That thing bang. God, I'm ready to spin some dope. Oh, hey. Uh-huh. Yeah, they showing me love.

Dub after dub. With a freaky lap dance. Clap hands with the man. I don't need to know.

Baby, babe. Hold on real tight. To these stars. I'm in it for the whole night.

So give it to me. Let me have it. Look how she made it bang. Look how she drop it.

Come on. Look how she shaped that thing. Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it bang.

Yeah, that girl can go. Don't stop. But you got me turned by the way you pop. And the way she pop, you got me high.

So don't stop. Don't work that body. Make sure you don't hurt nobody. Everybody watching you do your thing.

Shake that thing. Make it bang. Bang, bang, bang. I'm so mesmerized. So hypnotized.

By the way, she shake her ass a lot. Gave me a ride. So I had to buy more rounds. She put it down.

But she gave me off all night. This chick, she bad. She the bomb. Yes, she's not in no mind.

Look how she shaped that thing. Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it. Look how she move that.

She bad. Come on, can't hear you. You're this. He's so bad.

She bad. She bad. She bad. He caught the wolf in the noble veil on the Dr. Susan Block show in the womb room.

Oh yeah. Happy Lady of Day. How's that non-human animal? Trump's going to get his face.

We have a real lizard in the building. We do. Mercury is his name. We got a lizard and a noble up in there.

Hold on. Have you ever bred him with anyone, Kate? No. I need a microphone for her.

No I have not because he's crazy enough as it is. However, during mating season he humps two stuffed iguanas across my living room floor back and forth for four months straight. He leaves jizz everywhere all over the house. It's crazy.

Yeah. And they have two penises. Iguana jizz? Iguana jizz, yes.

And he has two penises. And he is a dragon iguana. What kind of iguana? He's just an iguana.

A green iguana as technical as it gets. He's just a garden variety iguana. And he's rather large. How long is he?

I don't know. He's like well hung. Yeah. Iguana jizz.

Wow. He has two penises. He's sexual mature. That guy has two penises?

The iguana has two penises? Yes. Iguana, yes. Can we see them?

They both come, they're inside. They won't come out. But yeah, they retract inside. But two of them come out of the cloaca.

I see. And it's kind of a survival mechanism to reproduce as much as possible. Make sure you get it in there.

Make sure you get it in there. The female iguanas don't have two vaginas? No they do not. That's a bummer.

I need to be reincarnated as a female iguana with two pussies. That would be pretty amazing. They have a pussy in an asshole.

That's true. It's all inside the cloaca. So it's all one hole. And then the fun begins.

And do they do oral? They both come out of one hole? Define oral in terms of iguana. They came with genitalia.

Not really. It's more biting. The male will bite the female's head or back and flip her tail over.

Well that's oral. Biting oral. I don't know. That sounds a little bit much.

Is his bag open up? Okay, microphone, microphone. Microphone. You guys.

Does this bag under his neck open up? No that's it right? Look at that. It's beautiful.

Does he like your t-shirt a lot? Yes. Oh he does. Sagi balls.

Yeah, I think he looks better on your naked or lingerie-clod body. Yes, I hear Mar shrieking back there. I'm not sure.

You said bonobo bill is like a jungle and I love it. Yes. We are bonobos here,

but we like iguanas and all kinds of non-human animals. And humans are animals, although we often forget that we are

Echor the wolf. We do. Some of us are wolves and some of us are bullies.

Our hammerhead sharks. Uh huh. Or a cock of the walk. Or an asshole.

Well an ass. An ass is a donkey of sorts. So you know, we are animals.

But we often forget that we are and that's why we're so messed up. So we need therapy. Bonobo liberation therapy.

And we have it. We really do. We have it at our fingertips and we have it here in

Bonoboville. And we like to share it with you. The Bonobo way of peace through pleasure. What she said.

Right. And you know, we've been doing this show for over 25 years.

And we've known Kate and Sam since like 2011. Yeah.

And we are always meeting new people which is always exciting to connect with new people in the fields, the multiple fields of sexuality

from professors to porn stars. And I see someone in the audience who said she didn't want to be on the show but you know what?

It's her birthday! Yeah! Happy birthday! Happy birthday to you.

Who's got that birthday thing? I'm not going to say what it is. The birthday song. Happy birthday to you.

Okay, so who's got that? It's here, right? It's coming. It's coming.

It's coming. And in the meantime, we're cooling off. Cool me baby, cool me. Oh yeah.

You guys come over out here. You're the hottest undressed people. We're worried about the plumb. Yeah.

Look at you. Any new tattoos? Sam? That's the newest one.

Let's get a microphone for her. So what is this newest tattoo? That is the goddess Hathor. The Egyptian goddess.

Egyptian goddess. Okay, Rhiannon, come on up here. Here she is. You are matching.

But you should bring your beautiful boobs out. Absolutely, I don't have to beg for that. Right. This is a professor.

And the porn stars tonight don't want to do much. But that's okay. Here, sit down. Right here.

Whose shoes are these all over my floor? Pick them. Yeah. Can you remove the shoe?

Okay, and now Anna, let's bring this right here. And happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Rhiannon.

Happy birthday to you. Okay, okay. Husband. Johnny.

Oh, yeah, Johnny. That's what I call a fun birthday girl. Yeah, Johnny. You missed a spot, Johnny.

Hello, Dr. Suzy, your microphones pointed down. You missed a spot. Be thorough. Right.

Don't be upset if your lover gives you instructions. It's good. They care enough to make you a good lover. And now he's really being sensuous about it.

He's chewing his food. It's good. Okay. How you doing there, Rhiannon?

Good. Good to see you. Good to see you. Happy, happy birthday. Welcome back to America.

Thank you. We understand you wanted to leave the country because of Trump? Yeah, I did really consider it. Well, do you think that he should get your birthday spanking?

Okay. You have six minutes. Okay. Six minutes.

What happened to him here? Where? Here. Oh, he's got all kinds of bandages from being beaten by various, you know, patriots.

As it should be. The antifa. How many were you giving? Two.

Three. Four. Oh, wait. Turn the book around.

Write it up. Six. Seven. Eight.

Nine. Ten. Eleven. Twelve.

And that's for being a climate change in Iowa. No. Thirteen. Fourteen.

Fifteen. Sixteen. That's for being a Nazi. And that's for being KKK.

Seventeen. Eighteen. Nineteen. Twenty.

And that's for grabbing pussy without permission. Twenty-one. Twenty-two. Twenty-three.

Twenty-four. Four minutes. Twenty-five. Twenty-six.

Twenty-seven. Whoa. I mean, there's so much else. That's for the stupid prayer day.

That's for being an asshole. That's for being for the oligarchs. That's for being for the 99%. That's for, you know, being the head of the Trump crime family.

Twenty-eight. Twenty-nine. That's all a cop to this year. And pardoning Sheriff Joe, which you might not get away with.

You have three minutes. All right. So I think we do have to give Rihanna a little birthday spanking now. Okay.

Right over my knee. Yes, indeed, girl. Whoa. Wait, wait, wait.

I'm not wearing panties. That's okay. Can I lift? Yes.

Okay. But get down. Get down. Put your tummy down on my lap.

Yes. My kiki core, unless he's asking for it. And two. We have three hard minutes.

And four. And five. Seven. Eight.

Nine. Ten. And it's your birthday. We love Rihanna.

You've got about two minutes. Susan. Okay. So we've got to go.

It's been a great labia day, right? Right? You didn't show your labia. Everybody show their labia real quick if you want to.

I'm blinged now. Yours are what? Labia. Labia day.

It's... Can I hear bling? All right, I got some. You've got bling.

Oh, yeah. Another labia to your left. Oh, I meant the artist who made those. I was at the opening where they were shown.

Right. That's a secret. That's fun. So, yeah, happy labia day.

And we've really had a good time showing off our labia and talking about various issues tonight. It's been one of those all over the place kind of shows. But we've had Sex and Medicine from Anita, Teresa, Buoninger. And...

But if Buoninger boning her makes it easier for you to find her than think of it that way. Anyway, she is the director and founder of the Sex and Medicine Summit, which really looks exciting. And I can't wait till they have a new one.

So, thank you. Thank you. And where do we find you? Sexmedsummit.com.

Okay. All right. And the unlicensed professionals. Where's your other unlicensed pros?

She took the lizard outside for fresh air, I believe. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It happens.

Sort of, you know, hot in here. Exactly. So, unlicensed pros, you're not on social media much lately. No, but I just got Periscope, actually.

I've been playing with that. It's Sammerhead underscore. Right. But the best place is the analartist.life.

Right. You can find everything you need there. Okay. The analartist.life.

All right. And you are the only one left of your entourage. So, we're almost out of time. So, and I get a kiss.

And that's nice. And this is Fallon West. And you can find her on Twitter, as well as Blayton Lee and Logan Long. And then we have Iqor the Wolf.

And, of course, the birthday girl, Rhiannon Aaron. And yes, have a happy Labor Day. And remember, in Bonoboville, we celebrate Labia Day. So, you can, too.

And, you know, enjoy yourself all weekend long with Labia and all the other body parts you love. And thank you, Michael. Yay.

Michael Wisnu. Check out his art gallery downtown Wisnu Gallery. And, yeah, we can do it. The Bonobo way, brothers and sisters.

The way of peace through pleasure and female empowerment. Check out my adult con talk and the book. And learn more about how to make like Bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war.

Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you, I love you. Mwah. Talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else.

You can talk to us. I'm Dr. Susan Block, your mistress of the airways. But my day job is director of the Dr. Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Arts and Sciences,

specializing in sex therapy over the phone. Any time you need to talk, whether you need serious psychotherapy or a hot phone sex experience or a combination,

my world-renowned telephone sex therapist are just a phone call away. Totally private, absolutely confidential. Listen, talk with you, advise you,

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For more information, call us at 213-291-9497. Well, there's two, bro. That's 213-291-9497. Yes, take off your glasses.

And relax a while. Enjoy. Johnny Rock on. Mmm.

I'm just saying you're a force, Johnny. Yes, Johnny Rock. It's Johnny, that's Johnny. That's my fucking Johnny, got Johnny, and then I Johnny her.

Johnny from behind. My John got Johnny, and I Johnny her all night long. All night long. Johnny Rock.

Johnny Rock. Question of one. The Negro. Johnny Rock.

Come soon, breast milk to the right mirror. Beautiful. That was very, very mammary. Thanks for the mammaries.

Beautiful breast therapy for all of us who need some nice breast there. I don't think there was any milk in that. He does only up top porn.

Being a both disabled is Johnny Rock hard to keep. Starting in breast milk. This is her birthday. It was her birthday.

It was her birthday. It's been well taken care of. I see that. You're listening to Radio City One

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