Birthday Pride Party Show

Full transcript of Birthday Pride Party Show on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

Look at that. That sounds good. Isn't that beautiful? Lisa is the dog whisperer.

You can't go wrong starting with Jesus. Just hear her. Hey, Jesus. I've got a bus that'll sound like a chinti.

Is today your birthday? Today is my birthday. It's actually the day. My best friend, uh, told she passed away recently.

Vondola. Hey. What a lost man. So many, many cruelties is that if you survive, you get to watch all your friends die.

John Barrymore. The Barrymore's. I have one of birthdays. Let them eat cake.

What they call blowjob is not really a blowjob. It's more of a suck job. This is actually a blowjob. Oh, this one's gone.

Oh, look at this one. Oh, there you go. Oh, look at that. She's got some lung power back there.

That's what I call a blowjob. But leave enough slack at the end, a little foreskin to wrap. Oh, blow that thing up. Look at that.

Oh, yeah. Oh, baby. Oh, that's beautiful. This is my birth table.

Well in the dark. And the lovely lady, please approach the rainbow throne. Yes. Is the new gas mask girl.

Oh, come on. Shall I? See, when gas mask girl first came to visit me, it was before the pandemic.

And I said pretty soon everybody's going to have to wear a mask. And then? Hi. Happy birthday.

Oh, thank you. And you're in your cat ear. Always, always. Yes.

Right here, looking at my camera, one, two, and three. Beautiful, huh? Yes, thank you. Did you design it to be good?

Well, I took the basic hat and put a bunch of rainbows and bonobos all over it. And that is my art piece, my millinery masterpiece. You're sort of artist. Seriously.

You should butter up the hostess. Well, no, I'm actually being honest. That's even better. Even better?

Yes, absolutely much better. And I'm surrounded by rainbows of love taking the love train. Through time, the time of my life going down the tracks of my years through the tunnel of love, into the great unknown

with some old friends and new pals and with my best present ever. My big love. My prince.

My witness. My husband. My gift of gifts. My Max.

Captain Max. Hello, Captain Max. Welcome to the birthday train. Hello, Dr. Suzy.

I'm so excited. Engineer, could you turn the train down a little bit? Thank you very much. It's a very loud train.

And I'm so happy to be here. And we're on the Bonoboville Express. It's the only train going to 2024. There's no other trains, not Amtrak, not anybody else.

No airplanes are going there. Just this train. That's where we're going, right? It's a train through time.

A train through time. A little bit of space, but mostly time. And you look great. I love you.

We've been married 31 years. It says, I love Dr. Susan Block on your hat. Right on my hat. And so everybody knows.

And everybody can see because we're now on video. But we only have one video camera in our call-in studio. But we have another one. So when we finally do the ultimate birthday show,

it'll have more than one camera. But live, we've got the one. And it's our first time on the call-in camera. And we're very excited.

And we wanted to make a good impression. So we have some beautiful gals. And I have gorgeous guests right behind me, including Mistress Lilith Cat.

She's back there. You can tell she's a cat by her kitty ears. And she's with Tess Presley back there in the little slinky red dress.

And our new gas mask girl is Kyla Keys. And she's very gorgeous. But she's hiding her gorgeousness, at least the facial part,

for the moment under her gas mask. Because she's the new gas mask girl. And it's always fun to have gas mask girls here, especially for a birthday.

Yeah, birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people that have the most birthdays live the longest. Wow, I didn't know that.

So I plan to have a lot, even though they're kind of weird. They're kind of uncomfortable. You're celebrating that you're older. But you know, it's kind of fun.

It's a reunion with your life, right? I have some old friends here that I can't wait to see. And yeah, because it's a birthday and everybody has one.

Whereas when you celebrate graduation or something like a anniversary milestone, people don't all do that. So you get a little bit of anxiety and jealousy.

And when you have a birthday, everybody's like, yeah, I have a birthday too. And so in a way, it's everybody's birthday. And it certainly is a time for birthday pride,

which is why I'm all decked out in rainbows. Other than, yeah, it's just LGBTQ time to defend our LGBTQ brothers and sisters and lovers and sinners against the proud boys

who are trying to mess them up, which is really weird because proud boys, you would think they'd have some pride. Different kind of pride, I guess.

Anyway, I also have a very special type of birthday balloon here. It is a condom. That's right. This is my effort to encourage safer sex

and show you that, of course, condoms are multi-purpose, although I would not use these condoms for any kind of protection. I think they're too blown out.

That's what he said. Anyway, welcome to my birthday. Max has been in the kitchen and in the bar and also building a stripper pole.

What have you been up to? I didn't build a strip pole. I just directed things. I went that over there, this over here.

And what are you directing? But you know what? Lisa came in. Yes, Lisa, our old friend Lisa. She used to be our manager.

And she said, you must have done this. Right. So she recognized, there she is. It's Max style.

That's right. Even if you have other people do the things, you're directing them. I'm just a director.

I'm a famous director. You're the captain of the ship of fools for love. And I'm the birthday girl. And eventually I'll get in my birthday suit.

But right now I'm in my rainbows. That's right. And I'm here on FDR, which stands for our 32nd president,

Franklin Delano Roosevelt, who did have his faults, but compared to some of the others, he wasn't bad, you know.

He had a little bit of socialism. And he had a lot of affairs. Well, at least two big ones that we know of. And taxed the rich.

And that's why FDR also stands for fuck the rich. Fuck the rich. Nicely, but in every which way you can think of,

which includes taxing them. And use a lot of lube. Oh, yeah. And you're doing that.

Actually, though, if you're going to blow up a condom balloon, I wouldn't recommend the lubed kind. No.

Because Lisa and Dre were blowing up my condom balloons and getting lube all over their lips. Yeah. And by the way, blowing up condoms

is the real and true blowjob. That's right. That's how that works. It's true.

What we call a blowjob, which we actually kind of know a lot about now because we just came out of the deep throat 50th anniversary weekend

here in LA, where I was moderating, if you could moderate, something as immoderate as deep throat.

But yes, moderating the discussion of this iconic, ironic, historic, erotic film. And so we got really into deep throat. And it's true.

A blowjob is not really blowing. Not blowing. No, you're sucking. It's a suck job.

Really, they should call it a suck job. It's like a big slurpee. Yeah. You have to suck.

But blowing up these balloons, that involved a blowjob. So what is the order of business, Captain Max? Well, let's see.

The order of business is, we're going to talk about your birthday. We're going to talk about sex. Right.

It's a sex show. It is a sex show. So we're going to talk a little bit about sex. And we're going to talk a little bit about politics.

Oh, yes. Politics. Because there's a lot of Nazis running around who want to ban our books and tell us how we can dress

and don't let us change our clothes. And also, they disabled my Facebook and Instagram accounts just in case you want to think about some extreme censorship.

Of course, I'm still on Facebook and Instagram with my Bonoboville accounts, but it's not the same. They took away my personal accounts. And that's the sound of my Tibetan bells

hurleding my birthday. Can I just say something about it? It's like the landlord comes into your house and steals all your shit.

Yeah. Yeah, they did. They stole all my posts. That's not allowed.

All my pictures. All my comments. Everything. It's really criminal.

And of course, we know that Marky Z owns Metta, but it really is the public square. And they shouldn't be allowed to do that. I kind of agree almost with the right wing on this

that we should have more freedom of speech. The left is starting to be more censors than the right. Of course, the right are the original censors, the religious right.

And yet, there's the politically correct nanny state left. And I think that's what censored me. So we have a project to bring back, restore, resurrect my accounts.

So sign the petition. It's created by Rihanna and Aaron's. So cut the Pentagon wants to know how did the term Hummer come about for a BJ, Dr. Susan?

And he also says happy burp day. Happy burp day. Yeah, I think he's trying to be punny. And funny.

Right. Well, if I have a few drinks, and our drinks tonight are courtesy of Chuck. Agua de Bolivia.

Cocoa leaf liqueur. And absente absente. And rhombarbancore. And brandy something.

Michelangene. All kinds. We'll have some more of that later. But it's going to be a happy burp day, I think,

with all of our great drinks. And yet, he wants to know about the term Hummer. I think it's from humming while you suck. You kind of go, hmm.

Or maybe it's the person receiving the blow job that's going, hmm, that makes it a Hummer. Or it's why you're sucking and munching on the balls and stuff. You're going, yum, yum, yum.

On the balls. What are you munching on, ball? Not on my balls. If they're candy coated, I would munch on them.

Christopher says, happy birthday to our Dean of Lust and Love, the greatest birthday gift we can get for Dr. Block, restoration of her social media accounts, such as YouTube, IG, and Facebook,

just as for Dr. Susan M. Block. Honestly, I don't know if that's the greatest gift you can give me. I think that's the greatest gift you can give yourselves, brothers and sisters, because you miss me, don't you?

Yeah. I kind of am getting into being without social media. It gives me more time for other things, like making out and giving blow jobs.

So Max isn't complaining. I'm happy. Yeah. But I know you miss me.

You need me back, and that's why you should sign the petition. And everybody else whose house you've raided and broken into.

Yes. Right? Because we're not the only ones. No.

There's a lot of people being censored. Some people just go to Facebook jail for a little while, but some of us, we get majorly censored, disabled, terminated.

Like we're lepers. We're not lepers. Banished. I feel more like Napoleon on the Isle of Elba.

He was banished, but then he came back to conquer. Yeah, but that was very nice there. Right? Well, I have it pretty nice.

I'm here at the bar. He lives very nicely banished. And I'm still on Twitter, so I live very nicely banished, too.

Facebook, I don't miss you. You miss me, and you know it. So you should restore my accounts for my birthday, which lasts all year.

So you got time. Don't do it right away. By the way, speaking of time, I know a lot of you are interested

in when our vice piece is coming out. And we just heard it's coming out July 18th. We're so excited. And we almost gave up

because it was supposed to come out at the end of May. And then suddenly vice went bankrupt. And so we, well, kind of gave up because we weren't hearing from them.

But Zach just called our producers. He says, love you, darling. And I thought, what happened to love you, darling? Well, love you, darling was in Europe

covering drug traffickers. Is that what he said? Love you, darling? Well, you know, he's just very loving.

He's very Hollywood. But I think he's sincere. I want to believe he's sincere. And so I think he is.

He just called me last night and said, yes, your piece is back on track. And thank goddess for George Soros. You just bought rice.

And that's a right wing nut. Now, we think all the billionaires should get fucked, really. That's why we say fucked to rich. But with George Soros, we'll do it extra nicely

because he's like one of the best billionaires. He supports leftist causes and doesn't seem to hate sex all that much. So we kind of like him.

And we really like him because he just bought vice. So our documentary will come out too. We're so excited.

And Lilith Cat is on the chat as well as in the room. This is exciting. We're starting to integrate between the chat and the room. And she says, me too.

They banned me. And I guess she's talking about... They banned her forever. Facebook or Instagram.

I'm not sure. Forever. I'm not sure. We're going to have her on the show.

Are we going to have some guests on? Yeah, you know what? Actually, Abe, we can take that microphone and give it to the audience.

And they can pass it around if they'd like. Okay? Deploy. Let's start to deploy our guest microphone.

I don't know if I like that word deploy. It sounds like you're in the military. Well, in this war against these people, these little Nazis that run around with their little guns,

and they live in their mother's cellars. Some of them are big guns. And grandmother's cellars. Nothing wrong with living in your mother's

or your grandmother's cellars. It's all right if there's no rats and cockroaches. Especially if she's a milf. Oh.

Or a kilf. Not recommending you do it with your mother. Don't get me wrong here. But you know, some people have hot moms.

What can you say? And you live in their basement. And it's okay. You can fantasize and pull your pud.

But do not kill anybody. That's what we're against. Make love not war. Make kink not war.

Have lots of fantasies. Don't make war. Okay? And that includes abroad.

I know I'm abroad. No, I mean in the world, America in the world at war. And it also includes here at home.

There's more and more of a war at home. With people who have PTSD or something. I mean, some of them were in the military. But a lot of them just have PTSD from living in society.

And I get it. I got it. Don't kill anybody. You can still control yourself.

You know who just died? The Unabomber. Ted Kaczynski. And I kind of agree with some of his ideas

that like technology is destroying us. But don't help it along by destroying people. He sent bombs that killed people in the mail. Could have killed anybody.

Could have killed people that he didn't even mean to kill because they opened the package. So he just died. But we're not really mourning him.

Not like those crazy people saying he's the king. I mean there's just so many people that honor mass murderers and serial killers.

And I think one of the reasons is because sex is so censored. Much more censored than mass murder. So how are we doing with our guest's microphone?

Here. Oh, we're here. It's here. Okay, so.

Yeah. Oh, here we go. Well, I have several birthday surprises. And I have some rapping for one of them to be my present.

Latex. Ooh. So my first guest would be the one that has the microphone. And that would be Gas Mask Girl Kyla.

Kyla Keys. I'm so excited. You know, we've had a long relationship with Gas Mask Girl. So it's nice to have Gas Mask Girl here

in the new Bonoboville. Manny is kind of the stalwart force in Gas Mask Girl. He came up with the idea when I think he was serving in the Iraq War of all places.

And they had to wear gas masks sometimes. And so he came up with this fetish, which really fits and kind of goes in directly with a foot fetish. And I guess because you can't kiss the girl's lips

while she's wearing a gas mask so you suck on her toes, something like that. Anyway, one time there was another guy here, but Gas Mask Girl is almost like Bonoboville

in that there's lots of people associated with it and masks and latex and all kinds of stuff. So now we have Kyla Keys. How are you doing Kyla?

Hi, I'm doing great. Happy to be here. Yeah, you look good. Thanks.

And so you are wearing a special gas mask. Would you describe it? It's a designer gas mask. Right?

Does it fit well? Yes, it actually does. I don't see any chin or hair hanging out. Good.

It seems to line up pretty much with your eyeballs, which I find when I wear a gas mask doesn't line up with my eyeballs too easily. Mine is pretty good?

Yeah, yours is very good, actually. Very good. And so I really want to wrap you up in latex at a certain point.

I don't know if now is the time. Now, now. But I will at a certain point wrap you up in latex. So do you have a special thing you like to do

on your birthday? Oh, just people. People. You like to be among people.

Well, that's good for an AI force like yourself. I mean, you don't look quite human. So imagine being among people, you know, makes you feel more rooted to the earth.

Yes. Eventually we will see your face. Is that right, gas mask girl? Okay, whenever you say.

Okay. How about now? Now? Just a quick look.

Just a little? Yeah, we got to see how pretty you are. Oh, look at what's behind that gas mask. It's hot there.

You're making me blush. Yeah, that looks even nicer. Okay. Thanks.

Blushes. And your lipstick's not even smudged yet. Really? Right.

So feel free to wear it as a helmet or as a mask. You know, I like masks. We'll do a helmet for a minute. Okay, we'll do a helmet.

Yeah, all right. So now that you're showing your face, I'm going to ask you to pass the mic to one of our other guests. The lady in red?

Well, let's have the lady in black first, because she is the original guest. Oh, look who's here. Rhiannon Arons has flowers.

Thank you, Rhiannon. We've been talking up your petition. Oh, great. Yes, Rhiannon created the petition to restore my Facebook

and Instagram account. So you all should sign it. And maybe who knows, somebody will look at it. Sign it and share it because Facebook has actually

limited my ability to distribute this. They turned off my messenger entirely after I had sent about 23 out. My goddess.

Wow. What they do. All right. Well, let's get a vase for these flowers.

Somebody maybe asked the kitchen. And Lilith Cat is looking very kitten-ish. Meow. Meow.

Yes, I love those ears. You look gorgeous. Thank you. And I haven't seen you maybe since Dominatrix

is with Donald Trump. Yes, we did do a Zoom interview over COVID. That's right. Yeah.

We did. I haven't seen you in person in a while. Dominatrix is against Donald Trump, I should say. Yes, I said with.

Sometimes I felt like you were with because you'd bring a Donald Trump look-alike and then we'd pee on him or spank him. Oh, speaking of which, we're going to have to have

birthday spankings a little bit later. It doesn't necessarily mean me. I might spank somebody. But so you were with Dominatrix's against Donald Trump.

And as with you, right, both of you. That's a sounding member. That's true. That's true.

We have a good representation. And we should announce at this point that Donald Trump has been indicted. And we are happy about that because he is a menace

to society, really, to human life and all of life, not just human life, because he's certainly not good for the environment. And I had a little bit of a mixed feeling hearing

him indicted for espionage, such as I also had a little bit of a mixed feeling hearing him indicted for hush money. It's like you want to indict him for insurrection

or being an asshole. But these things are a little weird. But here's what my editor at Counterpunch said, Jeffrey St. Clair, and I'm just going to say

amen and amen to this. If Trump had leaked these documents to say WikiLeaks, he might have a credible claim as a whistleblower.

Instead, he kept them for his own vanity. And I might say also maybe for a financial remuneration for his son-in-law making $2 billion from the Saudis.

But anyway, Jeffrey goes on to say flash them to visitors, right, like the Saudis, yes, and had his Justice Department file charges against Julian Assange for

violating, wait for it, the Espionage Act. So it's kind of karmic that Donald Trump should be indicted for violating the Espionage Act.

Even though I kind of don't believe in the Espionage Act, I always have quibbles with every single thing, I guess. You know, that makes me a Gemini, I guess.

I never see everything as perfect, but I'm happy he was indicted. I wish it wasn't so much for the Espionage Act because we need to free Julian Assange

brothers and sisters. He was a whistleblower. He's a journalist. Whereas Trump, yes, as Jeffrey says,

was just doing it for his own vanity. All right, but back to my dominatrixes against Donald Trump. Lilith Kat, did I see you pee on Trump?

You did, yes. How did that feel? It was good, it was fun. It was fun.

Was it politically fun or fetishistically or both? All of it, all of it, yeah. How do you feel about the indictments?

Good. Good, yeah, okay. And what are you doing with your life? I mean, you just had a birthday.

I did, yes. My birthday was, I think, three weeks ago? You're on the cusp of Taurus and Gemini. So, well, well, happy birthday.

Thank you. Thank you and happy birthday. Yes. While I'm talking about June birthdays,

let me just give a shout out to my Gemini younger brother, Abraham, who has a birthday June 1st. So, we are celebrating Abraham's birthday

and we're celebrating all kinds of Gemini birthdays. How are you doing, Abraham? I'm doing good.

Thank you. Yeah, happy birthday. Thank you for the birthday wishes and Gemini's for life over here.

Absolutely. You can have one of my condom balloons. But don't use it as a real condom because I don't think it will work.

I think it's kind of blown out. That's what they say about some women. It's not a good thing. Or men, I guess, blown out.

Anyway, great to be sharing a birthday with you once again. Yeah, another trip around the sun. We've had some fun just this past week

going to the Deep Throat screenings. And we had one at the Lemley Theater with all the porn stars, Nina Hartley and Marshall Savage.

Lemley Royale. Right, the Lemley Royale. It sounds like one of those burgers that John would love to eat before he kills somebody.

Oh, yeah. Yes, indeed. In West Los Angeles. And we did it with the Damianos,

the son and daughter of Gerard Damiano, the director of Deep Throat, which really was the first big porn movie, maybe the biggest porn movie of them all.

With one of the biggest of them all, Harry Reeves. And Gerard Damiano is the director. And then we did 910 WeHo, Shout Out to Tom.

Yes, Shout Out to Tom. That was a fun place. Oh, yeah, that was a great place. I love that.

Right, almost a Bonoboville right there. It seems like there are other Bonoboville sprouting about, right? And Riannan was there with us

at the 910 WeHo. Yes, I was. What did you think of that place? Oh, that space was fantastic.

You know, I think it's really important to have community dungeon spaces, especially ones like that, that are open to everyone,

that are open to hosting controversial films that, you know, a lot of other theaters and spaces won't. Yeah.

It's also just really well-appointed. I think it's a nice place. Yeah, actually, we did have some venue chicken out.

And I get it. You know, at least they didn't chicken out at quite the last minute. A little over a week before showtime.

The Frida, which I was looking forward to because I'm a big fan of Frida Kahlo, but they just decided because a couple of people didn't want to see deep throat

because of the controversies. We talk about the controversies and that this is a reason to address them. But some people don't even want to do that.

Like I said, there's at least as much censorship coming from the left as there is coming from the right. So we've been censored on Facebook.

What happened to you, Lilith Cat? Yeah. Yes, I got banned on Facebook and Instagram. Now banned, what do you mean?

I'm not able to make a new account. So disabled. Yes. I mean, you could make a new one.

No, I've tried to make a new one and they take it down. Really? I haven't even tried.

I don't want to give them the satisfaction. But wow, now that really sucks. And do you have any idea why? I don't.

Well, I think it's because I'm a dominatrix. And even though my Instagram and Facebook were purely personal, I didn't post anything about my domination.

It was just my personal life. But because I'm associated with domination work, I think that's why they took me down. I think we need to do a class action suit,

brothers and sisters. This is terrible. Yeah. I did post my shows, some of them,

nothing that was X-rated. But now they are taken down so many different types of accounts. And certainly anyone associated with sex work is at risk.

Rhiannon, you've been censored. You haven't been taken down yet. I have not. But they did completely disable my messenger

after I had sent out a certain amount of those petition links. Wow. So that happened so quickly. Also, I'm without any kind of notice.

And it just came up that my messenger was not working. So you can't even messenger other people? It has worn off now. But I have to be kind of careful about what I send out.

But it wasn't allowing me to message people. I was in the middle of conversations with the day before about totally mundane things. Wow.

This censorship is out of control. You know, I'm a big fan of AI in some ways, but in many ways it is artificial ignorance, brothers and sisters.

It really hurts people. It creates all kinds of damage. We talk about the future of AI and how it's going to hurt us.

It's already hurting us. Here's the thing. In the old days, they would censor you, but they would come out and arrest you.

I went through it 23 times. No, it's kind of okay. Then you go to jail and then you put up a little money and then you get bailed out.

Then you have a trial to decide and a jury to decide whether or not you're guilty of anything. Now you have none of that. Now you're fucked.

Yeah, you have no jury. No jury, no judge, no law, no nothing. They just take away and steal all your shit. Years and years of work and a lot of us

and a lot of you depend on that. And I'm working on trying to put together, actually I want to sue some of the individuals who censored me because that's my free speech.

Marky Z, watch it. Get your lawyers. I'm coming after your bots. I'm going to sue your bots.

Lawyer up. And your butt. Wow. Hey, what else can I do?

You've got to move forward. And we are being censored. And you know what? It's not just the censorship.

It's the disabling. Because everybody's censors a little bit. You know, if somebody's going to write XXXXXXXX, we're going to delete that

if that's on Bonoboville. But by the way, Bonoboville is open to refugees of censorship on other social media. And we take a personal touch.

You know, obviously you got to get rid of some spam and you can't be posting deep throat on every post. But you can take a personal interest in people having this as a place to express themselves.

And that's exactly what AI does not do. It takes no personal interest except just cutting the grass. Right. Like one of those leaf blowers that just creates

a lot of noise pollution. So I have John Barrymore here. Let's say hello to John right next to you. Hello.

Hi. Welcome to the birthday show. Glad to be here. So how are you doing?

Pretty good. My feeling on the AI thing is that after the AI gets rid of us, as it must, because let's face it, we are the problem. Yeah.

They'll worship us as gods as our creators. So at least we'll have that. Yeah. Yeah.

Have you been censored yet? No, but I'm pretty much disconnected from social media because it's such a cesspool of, you know, vitriol. Well, it is, but I don't mind that.

I guess I mind being censored more. But it is, yeah, a lot of vitriol. And one of the reasons for that is for people who want to express hot emotion, which most of us do.

We're not allowed to talk about sex, so we might as well just get our anger out. Talk like our words are weapons. And that is not censored as much as just giving people

pleasure, unless of course you're Janelle Monet, in which case, and I love Janelle Monet, but she's so famous and she has lawyers so she can put her titties out there everywhere.

She's got her titties on YouTube. She's got her titties on Facebook. And more power to her. Age of pleasure, lipstick lover, she's doing great.

But there is a double standard. If you're wealthy and you've got lawyers, you can put your titties up there. If you're really poor and got no followers, they might

not notice you. But if you're in the middle, they get you. Make an example of you so they can tell their advertisers, well, we have a little bit of tittie

from Janelle Monet, but we have mostly just very clean Disney stuff. Might I act that all of this censorship comes from money-grubbing because of their advertisers?

It was the decision to let advertising pay for the internet. That was a deal with the devil that created the cesspool.

Absolutely. Yes, that's why I like Twitter so much when there was no advertisers. And no Elon, although I have to say this,

Elon, I don't agree with you about anything, but at least you're not banning me. You are shadow banning me, which I don't appreciate, but honestly, it's better than

complete banning. So Twitter is the best to me. I don't know about you guys. So here is somebody that's not on Twitter,

but that I've known for many, many years, and my original assistant on the radio show when it was on K-I-E-V, and it was called Date Night with Dr. Susan Block.

And my producer was John Clark, who's Lynn Redgrave's husband. And my assistant, like shortly after John started producing, became Janelle

Hopkins at that time. And who are you now? Janelle. Janelle Hopkins, I'm back to Janelle Hopkins.

Oh, okay. You're back to Janelle Hopkins. You've resurrected Janelle Hopkins, so there's hope for me resurrecting my

Facebook account, but Janelle had some other last names in between. I only pop up every five, ten, twenty years. Yes.

Every once in a while, here I am just to love on Susan and Max. Oh, well, I'm happy to have you here for my birthday to love on me and Max.

And, yeah, you've known me since before I married Max. I was straight out of high school when I met you.

Yes, but you were of age. You were 18, right? No, I was 18. Oh, okay.

I was well into 18, and I knew what I was doing. I maybe didn't know what I was getting myself into, but I knew

what I was doing. I learned a lot from you, learned to wear sexy lingerie back in the day.

You know, some of us don't know what we're doing our whole life. And how many years ago was it? This wasn't last week.

This was in 1986, I think. Decades, 86. Yeah, 86. And now I have a 33-year-old.

Right. Because of Susan. Right. I kind of create this atmosphere

of romance on the show. And sometimes people are turned on. They have erotic interactions.

And I do encourage outer course. But I got to say sometimes they have inner course. And I do encourage the use of

condoms, not just as balloons, but also as actual protection. But sometimes they like to do it bareback.

And I'm not in the room with them. And so we get a wonderful surprise like Derek. Yes.

So you got preggers. Can we say with who? Yeah, we can. You did last time.

I did. So why hold back now? We kind of had it in the sort of secret love affairs category.

For about 30, no, 25 years. It was a secret. 25 years. Yeah.

Partly out of respect for Lynn Redgrave. Right. And partly out of like, I don't

know, just erotophobia. No, I was protecting my son from nonsense. Oh, okay.

Protecting Derek. Right, right. So now we don't protect anybody.

We have our condoms as balloons now. Is Derek here tonight? No, he wanted to be here,

but he's working. And he loves you guys. Loved in the past tense. Aunt Susie and Uncle Max.

Oh, he still loves us. He still loves you guys, but he couldn't be here because of work. Okay.

We understand. We couldn't be here either because of work. Right.

Well, we're working right now, but we're here. It's my birthday. It's actually my birthday

and Saturday night. We always do the show. So we have to have a birthday show.

But yes, you and John Clark got together and basically had Derek. Well, he was a lot older than me

and he was charming as could be. Right. He drove a Porsche. Oh, yeah.

He was sparkly eyes. Yeah. Those Porsche's and those yachts are always...

When you're 21, it works. When you're 21. Right. It works.

Right. Well, it was consensual, though. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. It was hot. But nowadays, a lot of politically correct people

might say it's a gray area. I don't. I knew you. And I kept telling you guys,

but you especially, but him too. Be careful. Be careful what you're doing.

You did. But you wanted this. Well, he wanted it and you did too.

And you got it. And I held Derek in my arms. Oh, the first... Shortly after he was born.

We had a great picture of me holding him. And wow. He's just such a great kid.

You try to protect yourself, but sometimes it's a beautiful accident. It was meant to be.

We've got some great comments going on. Leanne Delgado says, Happy birthday, Dr. Suzy.

You look sexy and adorable and love the hat. Well, you know Leanne, I am a hat fetishist.

So... Got to wear the hat. And so... Let's see.

Dee's nut says, I bet if DoD, Facebook page was taken down, they just bombed Facebook.

Department of Defense until they got their page back. Right. Right.

They have alternatives. We have to just put up with censorship. Have you ever been censored? Janelle?

All the time. You were actually... I actually... Really, you're so wholesome.

Although... Well, I do work for somebody in mainstream media and I can't say who

because it's very vanilla. To protect them. Right. Absolutely.

But I am constantly accused of going against community standards. Oh, yes.

And I don't know what I've done. Really? I really have no idea. It's like being a child

and you're being punished and you're like, What did I do? And you cannot get a hold

of anybody. Well, at least mom and dad tell you what you did. Yes.

Yeah. These guys don't tell you. Yeah. These are Nazis.

In fact, they don't want to tell you because they don't want to get sued. If they actually tell you,

you basically have a lawsuit. We should sue them anyway. And I thought you blocked me or Susie.

I thought you got mad at me. Oh, my God. Or something. I was like, where's Susie?

Wow. And you disappeared from me for a while, too. So, yeah.

I would never block you now. I don't do that. And there you are. I know.

I don't know. I just... I know. I don't know.

It just happens. They really cut off your friends and family. I mean, it's funny

that they call themselves so family-friendly, but they cut you off from your friends and family.

Well, there are only certain families, okay? There have to be families that don't deal too much

with sexuality. That is so discriminatory. That is so unfair. We all need family connections.

Or else we go nuts. Unfortunately, I think nobody here has an AR-15, although I could be mistaken

about that. But some people that are cut off, you know, they can go crazy

and hurt people. This is very damaging all this censorship and disabling, especially.

But I can't believe they've been censuring you, Janelle. You always have such

wholesome posts. I know. Family-oriented and whatnot. But they still censor you.

That is really quite crazy. I don't know. I just sometimes accidentally say something wrong

or post something against fake news. I post fake news a lot, apparently. Oh, no. So they did that yesterday to me.

I posted something about book banning. And these bots come back and say, sorry, that's fake news.

And I said, sorry, I don't agree with you bots. That is not fake news. They're banning books

all over this country. I haven't heard from them since. And did you get to post the thing? I did post it.

I did, but maybe I'm blocked now. I don't know. They probably shadow-ban you now. So Tim Sewell says,

I'm on my second Facebook account because I called Marjorie Taylor Greene a Trump public cunt. So they disabled him for that.

Well, Tim is outspoken. He's one of my Facebook friends. But wait a second, folks. This is not right.

We should be able to be outspoken about politicians, about public figures. And that is probably why we've been disabled.

And the more I hear, the more I realize we were probably disabled for speech. And this is not right.

This is not fair. You never know when you're going to be cut off and it creates a terrible atmosphere of self-censorship

that doesn't even always work. But people say, oh, should I say that? I don't know.

Maybe I'll get censored. I better not say that. And it's worse than 1984. It's worse than having a crowd of rats

in your room. We have passed 1984 and we are in the most advanced system of fascism that the world has ever,

ever known. The Nazis had nothing on these guys. Okay?

And that's where we are now and they're getting us ready to put us into cages. I'm telling you that.

Yeah, it's an illusion of freedom. Get on the microphone if you want to talk. They collect everything. I'm saying it's the illusion of freedom

and all we have, brothers and sisters, is the freedom to shop. Yes, we have the illusion of freedom in this country,

but because of what Facebook does with pulling the plug on people, I routinely go to the settings and say what information does Facebook have on it?

It's everything you've ever posted, including anything you've ever deleted, except self-censorship. That's when you write a long post

and decide not to hit post? Oh, yeah. They keep that for their own, the fairest purposes.

Oh my God! So it's the one thing that will give you when you ask what information Facebook has on you. Wow.

Wow! They don't give you your post that you didn't quite post because of whatever reason.

You decided not to post it. But they keep it. Whoa, Christopher says, we will not be silenced.

Emoji says, looks like fun. Yeah, we're having some fun. We haven't even started the fun.

We are really PG for you guys, honestly, because we don't want you to censor us. We don't want to take advantage of you.

We got a lot to talk about anyway, but we are going to do Bonoboville Communion in an X-rated way

in a moment. I mean, a bunch of moments. But maybe we'll do some

that's not so X-rated. Well, I could just put some on somebody's wrist. Sure.

I could do a wrist. Let's see. Whose wrist wants to be licked? Okay, this is a ritual

that we do in Bonoboville, and so we call it Bonoboville Communion.

And we usually do it with titties as the altar for the communion. But we're not going to do that

because we are on Colin live right now. So we're just going to use Lilith's lovely wrist.

We always use Agua de Bolivia herbal cocoa leaf liqueur. And it's delicious.

And it starts with a little salt, but first we lick the altar and then we sprinkle the salt.

And then if I was really doing this for real, Lilith would have her boobies out.

I would have licked them. And then I would lean back amongst her boobies to be water-boarded.

This is too much to water-board me. But I'll just kind of lean back in her direction.

Deep throat. My Agua. And since she's been so good, I think we should give her an Agua

and she can do Bonoboville communion off of my wrist if she likes. Oh, I have the Agua.

Okay, would you like some Agua? Yeah, yeah. So let's pour it with the label out.

This is the most challenging part of the show. And now you can first lick the wrist

right on the vein there. Right. That's, oh, get that tongue, baby.

And now, this is body shots, okay? This is perfectly PG. But that tongue, whoa.

It really conjures up the imagination. Let's have a hand

for Lilith Kat. And her lovely wrists. Her lovely nails. And nails.

Her lovely things. All the things. She has all kinds of pretty parts. And we love her.

And shout out to Mistress Tara for kind of connecting a bunch of us in a way.

Although we met Rhiannon through Cherie Rose. Cherie Rose, yes. We were doing our equally

controversial performance art. Mmm. And so you are a professor.

I don't know if you can say where. I'm technically not a full professor. I'm a lecturer. Well, half a titty is better than none.

It's true. I will say that I am a lecturer at Cal State Long Beach because they have been you know, overall

they've maybe fill out a lot of paperwork but have been good about protecting my First Amendment rights as a student there. Oh, wonderful.

That's great. I just read about some teacher, some poor teacher in the south who was talking about pleasure to her class.

Barry Miller sent us that. Barry Miller was at our deep throat screening at the WeHo

and he's been back and forth with us. He actually attended a deep throat party

that was a fundraiser given by Warren Beatty and Jack Nicholson for deep throat when they were defending

themselves against our sanity charges. But he also sent us a little news bit about

a teacher and what was it? The teacher who was teaching a sex class.

One of those teachers is a teacher. Sex educator. Right, that's what they are. And

some kid filmed it and brought it to the parents and anyway

they shoot her out of the school. It's precarious because as a lecturer

especially the first few years of your career there's a lot of reasons they can sack you without any explanation. Just like Facebook.

They did have me when I was doing my MFA program. They worked with their legal and review board and everything.

We finally figured out that if I have the students fill out a stack of waivers we're okay but I have to have those signatures and I also need to include language

in my syllabus that does prohibit any recording that's not through the disability services center which anyone who is teaching anything at all

right now I strongly advise them to do that because it makes it so that their lecture material is not admissible. Alright

helpful hints for teachers because teachers are at risk right now. It's really appalling how the censorship

is descending on so many of us and yet Janelle Monet can free the nipple. More power to her but we want to free

our nipples too and more than that even want to be able to speak our minds want to be able to criticize

our politicians want to be able to make jokes about current events

why can't we that's not fair. Anyway we have some people on Colin who want to talk

to us. Chris has been waiting for a long time and be de love is also there. Thank goodness for

Lilith and communion yeah be de love like the communion all this whining about censorship is really turning up the frequency.

Yes we're whining and you guys I know you've been censored too but you haven't been disabled yet you'll whine too but you whine

about your censorship free the nipple and Brady is there too so Chris has been waiting so we're going to say real quick hi Chris.

Hi Chris. Very happy birthday to you and Paul thank you for everything you are

doing to promote free love thank you for being a voice at a time in crucial moment in history when we need it

and especially our dominatrix friends you have been a voice for justice too and I want to tell you how proud

I am of all of you really being on the front lines as an advocate and an activist myself I will not allow this kind

of behavior to be silencing us we will fight back in a positive matter because you and

I know that free love free speech and free rights are important to us all go bonobos

I just did Pride march in Asbury Park on Sunday there were over 20,000 people there across

the whole route and the festival as well and we just raised yesterday actually on Wednesday despite the smoke in New Jersey

the bride flag and in that moment that I said that this banner will never be silenced

or taken down because this banner it represents the people and you Dr. Block represent the many who have helped

who have been helped and on this night when we celebrate your birthday this is a rally for justice

this is a rally for social justice and social media change we are calling upon both Facebook Instagram and YouTube

to restore Dr. Block's accounts immediately and once and for all I did sign that petition

and I encourage everyone in the name of humanity in the name that is right and just and good in this world

give Dr. Block her voice back now please because this is the moment when we need voices like her

and so many others to take down those who are trying to silence us we will not be silent

the whole world is watching thank you Chris yes and you know the end story

of every dictator right and every fascist some of them got hung at a gas station upside down

that's Mussolini other ones committed suicide that's Hitler that's Hitler

and now we have a some of them live till a hundred like Kissinger

I'm not afraid either I'm not afraid to speak out thank you Chris thank you for your courage thank you for your expressiveness

thank you for your love we really appreciate it and love you love you and rainbows forever

and let's talk to be the love which would be Chef B live and the love

aka Danielle Watts star actually they're both stars

hi can you hear us yes you sound great we love Colin

happy birthday to you I knew you guys would join me for my birthday I knew it I knew it you'd have to

yay we're eternally yoked dr Susie it's on like bonobo congo reunion

in heaven and forever and always amen amen Christian, god what a soldier

in the great holy war and we're out here bonobo missionaries oh we sure are

more than you could possibly imagine these days y'all I'm trying not to get elude act charges because we're in the car

so I have to make sure that nothing about this would imply that I'm turned on in any way although it's so difficult for me

because when I met that guy from the doors what was his name be live he was on my show he told me he said thank you

for blessing me with your kundalini it comes with me everywhere I go the hands free orgasm so it's like how I literally was talking to

a police officer today on the phone because somebody a man told me that I should not be sitting in my car naked and I wasn't

naked I had a scarf on but but the man you know the man told me I shouldn't be so I called the police just to make sure on myself just to make sure

that I was okay you know and the lady told me I was fine and you're fine and even if I had to fall asleep

in my car that night I would be fine but she said the one thing that the police would ask is if I was sexually aroused and that's a difficult

one for me doctor because you're always sexually aroused exactly I'm on the record for you saying that I can do hands free orgasms anytime I want

thanks to the doctor Susan Block Institute for the erotic arts and fucking sciences yeah go bonobos

Daniel Watts happy birthday to everyone and I guess this happens to be mine today

but thank you for the singing that's very nice actually can you sing it? yeah

happy birthday to you baby doctor she's an angel she's a priestess

she is the one that believes into the age of a query her and I'm the husband

husband don't forget the husband husband husband husband husband

Prince Prince Prince revolutionary publisher of all things worthy of being published

yes yes and we continue to publish even though we are censored in the public squares of facebook

instagram and youtube at least we're on twitter but mostly we're on our own site and we're on

Dr. Susan Block.com for God's sake that's where you can see be live and Daniel in all their natural glory

as well as all my other guests really and natural glory and by the way

most of our sites are free videos are free and we thank all of our right wing clients

for helping us we do actually I'm a lefty but I have so much sympathy for the right

because they are censored a lot and the left is mostly the censors these days it used to be the religious right

now it's the politically correct left and I'm a lefty you guys why are you censoring me I'm just so glad

that my right arm and my left arm still work I'm ambidextrous I try to be ambidextrous

I'm trying to teach myself otherwise you get carpal tunnel syndrome and you get brain narrowing

if you're too much one or the other that's what I think Dr. Suzy yes

you know I just got to tell you you both Max and Dr. Suzy have influenced us so much as you already know

we finally launched our first website it's about to be shared soon

and you're mentioned in it it's called our love changes the world dot lol like laughing out loud and all of it

and there was a fascinating article that came out about us and this girl this woman is obviously wanting to

become famous so we're trying to help her a little more Ms. Lowdown and a video she did went viral about

how I might be a cult leader like luring Danielle into the realms of hell

oh you've lured me into the realms of hell through your delicious smoothies well you know with a name last like Lucas

that I'm leaving behind because beautiful of my light is all there really is now but it comes from the roots the same roots as Lucifer

so hey it's not hard right how would you really be a lover of God if you can't love your brother Lucifer

I love Lucifer because that's Satan, Pan you know and Pan is the patron saint of the bonobos

and Arcadia is named after Arcadia is named after Pan in a way Pan is the patron saint of Arcadia

because Arcadia means forest and Pan is the god of

the wild and so he rules the forest he rules our passions

and Pan can get out of hand and be a bit of a criminal sometimes but mostly he just loves love

and that's the thing if you stop censoring sex we'd have a lot less violence brothers and sisters

problem is they want more violence they want that that's what capitalism is all about

they want to run a society of pain and we want a society of pleasure with a little bit of pain

consensual pain right, consenting adult whip them good make kink not war brothers and sisters

right well Dr. Susie I have to say I found out recently that

my father's ancestry is mostly German that explains why I've always had blonde hair on my legs and I never knew why

so there's an image for you you're an Aryan bitch aren't you but I only share that because you know I had to do some research

on free body culture which is very popular even the Nazis were into that they kind of perverted it

and made it much worse it was very popular during the Weimar period right before the Nazis but then the Nazis kind of got into it

well but when they put up the wall between east and the west Berlin the one that was communist

the people started just getting naked because they had to have some kind of relief and I suppose the government fought it but after a little while they just couldn't

because it became part of the culture and now they have parks public parks they are all marked by city signs

that say free body culture anyone can be naked there they're not treating the body as if it's a side of shame they're treating it as if it deserves

a place in the sun like all the other beautiful things that we believe deserve a place in the sun and the part of Germany

that was the capitalist part where they were really embracing capitalism not communism has all the fetishes and they have more rapes

and they have more just crimes around sex and they think that the people who are getting naked in the parks are weird

they're like oh those communists those west and east those communists I know what you're saying

I'm researching it all Dr. Suzie and I'm going wait a second so this Nazi wave that everyone keeps talking about in America you know

it's on its wave and yet more people are posting naked pictures of themselves online than ever before

people are just going to start getting naked a whole lot more as things become more and more censored I just think because you know what else are you going to do

just suicide yourself he works for the city he works for the city the department of parks and recreation

he's this really cute 24 year old blonde kid really really adorable tried to kill himself like three times right before we met him

and he the whole front of his car was like ripped off you know because he had just like slammed into a wall or something and you know he said to me

I just feel like I just want to get naked in a park and just like stand there in the sun and feel my body like

you know like you know and I heard him going you know like I don't have to be ashamed of it like I could love it like I could enjoy it

like I could feel pleasure like an animal amen and amen women you know we go to the zoo to see the bonobos but what about you know the pleasure of our

fellow human man what about the pleasure have you seen Janelle Monae's age of pleasure

nice I googled her immediately they're gorgeous I'm happy but it's all black people in a room you know I hate to say

but all the articles are like oh it's all the cool black kids I don't want you to seem like a racist all black people in a room there are a few white people but not too many

you're right but it's great what she did it's awesome I love her I want to be your friend I just want to invite her to some parties

I want to be your friend I want to suck her nipples I want to do Bonoboville communion with her I also want her

her freedom on the internet she's showing her boobs and nobody's censoring her why is that probably because she's got lawyers

you guys boobs on the internet oh there's ecore you got some blacks in the room

I got blacks in the room actually a brown get black in the room no black

nobody's black except AI I have a rainbow spectrum peach and brown

and magenta if we get embarrassed hey ecore hey

hey hey welcome back to Bonoboville thank you very much for having me back oh thank you for joining me for my

life day may God continue to bless you with many more calendars absolutely we want to definitely enjoy this night

you bet you know the more calendars you have the better you're doing believe it living longer than the people without those calendars

exactly we have a chance oh we have a chance you bet

good to see you ecore I see you you're here it's so interesting to have people here and people online

and it's quite an interaction you know I do like technology I just don't like it when it censors me it's a very personal thing

although it's censoring a lot of people so it's not just personal so Danielle and be live hang on a second I just want to say hi to Brady

he is one of our actual call in callers that doesn't know us in real life

and so we want to say hi to you Brady hi Brady hey Brady

happy birthday Dr. Susan you look so good in your Bonobo hat and your eyebrows look awesome too oh I'm glad you noticed my eyebrows

yeah you're having such a great birthday surrounded by all these beautiful people women and rainbows and a few beautiful

men too very happy beautiful men I'm Max I look like a cool bunch of humans

honestly you got it going on it's just such an honor to be alive on earth at the same time as you we get to meet you

we are and keep up the good work I'm as censored as a nipple myself I'm as censored as a nipple

I like that they're after a lot of us and surveillance is one thing I'm against that

but also the censorship is so damaging and it's mostly censorship of words

I don't know Brady's actually showing his nipples but I think he's just using words in a creative way and he gets censored

absolutely actually trying to make some progress and encourage people to do some work with me and that's enough

to get me shut up so Brady's really into the sex magic stuff do you have any birthday sex magic interesting you know

there is some interesting birthday sex magic it has to do with the day you're born and this Christ fluid

they call it it comes from your solar plexus the reason they call it your solar plexus is because it actually reacts

to the solar cycle and so apparently the day

exactly the moon phase the lunar phase of the day you're born is like a special day every month where

you're supposed to abstain from sex believe it or not for like three days and that's supposed to give you some kind of benefit

and I am also really interested in sex magic surrounding blood sugar sex magic this is one that I have not tried before

but the word on the street is that the red hot chili peppers album name comes from the concept of

essentially lowering your blood sugar very low where you have no sugar all day and then right at

the peak of like right when you're right before you know you have like a spoonful of sugar or you eat a piece of candy

while you're having sex and that's supposed to just like really take you to the next level by getting that sugar spike right when you're doing it

a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down and a spoonful of sugar helps you to come more I think that's the word

in the street but I have not tried that one yet you have to try it Brady what are you spouting it for that's disinformation

you should try it before you say that it works try this sugar thing I'm still trying to figure out this sex magic

you know like what you do make vagina appear or some shit like out of a hat like poof pussy right here you know what I'm saying

bam my dick is inside of you I'm gonna stand across the room there's a rumor on the street that when you get your red wings it actually gives you superpowers

that red wings will give you superpowers if you go oh they got red wings I don't know don't miss the

don't miss the vices vices little documentary they did with us

because it's a little bloody there of course because who's bleeding on that one

Chef be live and the daniel oh right right I forgot chef be live and daniel who are still there

let's bring them on they produce daniel's menstrual blood in a cup

daniel produces it but be live brings her a vase of flowers from our garden and she waters the flowers

with her menstrual blood but I'm sure he's had red wings I just can't imagine he hasn't I don't know

be live we are I here now we're trying to actually

access the voice and unmute so yes yes yes the answer is yes

yes yes yes yes yes okay we have had some red wings doesn't sound like it's something you eat every

night I have had red wings I've actually even ingested her menstrual blood

right after he did I got that show partners I think that's what they mean by sex magic like you manifest stuff

with Kelsey Grammer and Martin Lawrence Martin Lawrence's daughter I got like 100 grand for like a month of work when was this

2014 whoa right before our famous car sex scandal

we had that in downtown filming those movies right before the car set because the blood magic worked so well I got like two parts

like you actually got parts in Hollywood due to be live having red wings

with your red juices why not so what happened

what happened is she yeah what happened is she I mean our apartment we were in a hotel room in northern California we can talk at the same time

she was my grandmother's 100th birthday she's like a famous 7th day we're conjoined twins

Google it online you'll see the conjoins they talk at the same time we're actually considering getting conjoined together we're gonna get the same name

you can join every other night we were in a hotel room but be live did you get any sex magic from

the red wings because I think Brady is looking for it for himself not so much for the gal well but nothing went on

isn't my success his success yeah well it is because you're in a relationship so Brady yes what happened was

she'd already went to a casting call like two or something then we went up to her grandmother's 100th year birthday where I met her dad

and sister for the first time in the hotel room I was feeling all like marriage energy we ended up having a ceremony in the bathroom

and literally that evening we got a call back that we needed to go down I'm like let's go and I drove her down to Beverly Hills she went in they gave her the part

and we were like wow that must be so yes I read the benefits because she shared her financial situation

oh yeah I put his son through acting school she put my son through I took him all on vacations yeah of course he benefited

the power of red wings and you know what Rhiannon has had red wings on the show

I mean she has been the recipient of Conilingus on the show

during her period yes, Igor was there and that actually was totally unintentional I think the Conilingus created the red wings

actually nothing will count and then it was just everywhere and I'm actually I have a film in development

right now that is called red wings right tell us about that yeah so it's we still haven't shot it yet so there's not a whole lot I can still tell you

but we are moving forward on it and it is about a woman who gets bitten by a bat and it gives her a superpower

where her tampons turn into vampire bats and she uses them to kill assholes so

it will hopefully be out for 2025 so you're becoming quite the film producer or director

inadvertently yeah when producing I'm not directing you know the development is really more what excites me

kind of the more behind the scenes creative process in a strange way you should cast Danielle she said she wasn't doing films

anymore when I asked her so you know I have a question what constitutes an asshole like how does she decide

who gets killed by the bats that's what I want to know okay she needs to study this they're misogynists

anyone who is a misogynist or who is abusive to women they die but didn't they have didn't they get abused by their mother

and isn't that why they're that way against women isn't that part of the cycle of human nature that if somebody abuses you you want to take that out on someone else

I have an issue killing them with bats that's the only reason I don't want to do the movie it has nothing to do with not acting it has to do with telling a story where there's some

kind of circle that comes back around like in The Little Mermaid Ursula and King Triton they kind of like drift back into the sea

you know I'm happy there's a little black girl playing The Little Mermaid because I think it makes a lot of sense you know she finds her voice and everything and that's great you know because

finding your voice as any kind of marginalized group is important but just because you find your voice doesn't mean that the people you love just drift off into the sea you know you use your voice to help them

and to lift them up and to give the second chance like Dr. Suzie gives all the people who fall down into hell and come crawling out of a hole a second chance you know I was

guilty of lewd acts you know there was no you know yeah there was discrimination and yeah there were certain ways that the sergeant handled the

public scene that got him fired and fined $500 from the city ethics commission you know and you can google all that online google it

when the people came down and told me to stop putting on a show I got angry and my authority issues flared up and I said

be live grab my boobs fuck them they want to see a show I'll give them a show and then I got embarrassed and I called my dad and I said daddy

people told me I couldn't make out and now someone called the police on me you know that's you know a tricky kind of way of getting back at something

and yeah you know you karma comes back around and I guess all I'm saying is that I ended up writing that sergeant about three letters afterwards

saying thank you so much for guiding me away from you know this Hollywood career where I'm working in movies where Harvey Weinstein is

producing them and he's you know the biggest whatever rapist in Hollywood you know to having a husband that I'm traveling with and that I love thank you sergeant Parker

for guiding me to that by arresting me and humiliating me and making me realize that I didn't want to be that dumb bitch anymore you're too good for them Danielle

you're too good for them you are not so guilty you take too much blame for yourself

because you're a happy person I'm happily homeless and I'm happily making my 101 year old grandma they're proud

because I'm carrying forth some kind of message of love into the world and that's what I want and that's

what I want to focus on and we're doing that and I imagine the Riano probably have a sequel that includes that

um to love I believe it, Rion is brilliant we love you and your breasts are so beautiful

we've got lots of fun with them and we've had so much fun with them you have beautiful breasts Danielle and Dr. Susie you know

I debated that night we were doing that vice shoot when I grabbed that blood and I had a moment and I had to decide

if I wanted to cast a spell by drinking the blood on TV or not and I chose

in that moment because of what had happened to us with the TMZ thing right after we did the ceremony the blood ceremony and

she got the partner's part it was not long after that I was like I'm much more considering when we do the quote unquote red wings

we do the blood sex magic I didn't ever tell me that because it's really potent magic well I kind of wish you had maybe we wouldn't be living in our car right now

well you know we might have to do it tonight because she's still on another period there's still a few but as much as last

we still need to manifest we still need to manifest $888 but we are a car our home

this is a public service they have filled it on Dr. Susie's piano her grandmother's piano that was a big failure

I'll have to make it up we'll have to make it up to each other with some nice playing it on Jacob safety and activity

wow thank you Danielle Watts and Chef B-Live aka B-Live

The Love are just an incredible wonderful force of nature so Susie yes

Danielle no that's Janelle Janelle I brought somebody else from the past oh yay Renee Lynn hi Renee

she has been on your show oh yes Renee you've been on my show it's been 30 years welcome back

under a different name what was your name the Contessa from back in the day back in the day

we spoke of you the other night and then magically the next day she mentioned you were in touch and I was like I have to come celebrate

30 years later so hi and happy birthday thank you for joining us it's great to see you

and I hear you do sound yoga what is that so I got into working with frequency and sound

to help people unblock energies in their bodies that feel stuck to help them work with chakra alignment

to help them get rid of certain maybe triggering traumas and shadows through the work of sound

and how do you do that well I use crystal bowls I use tuning forks and I use a bit of

my reiki training is this a sound yoga thing absolutely the tinctures

which is a good name right but do you ever make sound yoga with your voice what do you do with your voice

well I will talk to people usually if they're doing a private session with me you know we use a little voice and intonation we might use

harmony and sometimes we might use dissonance to unblock things like screaming no nice nice and low

that was the old job and can you do any sound yoga right here I almost brought my tuning forks

but you know she made my whole body vibrate it scared me so badly I've never felt anything like that

with her sound bowls and her forks and crystal it was amazing

I'll make your body vibrate baby those things are wonderful these are Tibetan bells now that I've got my knees up

I should show you my rainbow shoes I guess we need to move the camera over to see

the pride shoes and yes there they are is Brady still there and we lost Brady

hey Brady are you there or just somewhat there no he's not in the colon area anymore he's gone

oh there he is no he's there hey Brady you like my rainbow high heels everything you got going on today

is glorious you're just a living rainbow yourself it's amazing well it's that time

I mean breath it's a hell of a birthday suit thank you well my actual birthday suits even better but I can't go that far

so what do you like to do on your birthday very kind of low expectation kind of birthday so I like to do things for other people on my birthday

I like to like make my parents happy on my birthday which is kind of lame but usually I have like one or two really good

close friends who kind of amped me up on my birthday and we just do a little chill sesh kind of like you're doing

yeah we're doing a little chill sesh and speaking of which we're running into overtime yeah so so we're going to wind up with

Brady and be live and to love and Christopher and all our people here

because we're ready to really get into the party here now yeah y'all got to get into the party sex it's too bad you guys aren't here

but always got to have some birthday sex yeah we got to have some birthday sex it's important to have birthday sex

and it's important that birthday pride sometimes I don't I have to admit I hide on my birthday

I have done that you ever hide on your birthday nobody's answering I have I have I have

I think it's good to have birthday pride glad to be alive thankful grateful and yes to thank the people in your life

and so I want to thank some people right now first of all my husband Max the great prince

captain of the ship of fools for love I don't hear anything my witness there you go

and I want to thank Abe who's also a birthday boy say happy birthday to Abe to Daniel and be live

we love you happy birthday and I want to thank Harry who's wandering around

Harry's sapien and Anna and Miguel who have created all kinds of great stuff

food we got food we got stuff yes and Mar who is doing something right now

I'm sure of value and Gideon who has been filming us and Adriana

who's been at the door and Dre who's new and you gotta meet Dre you guys

and she is our bartender tonight and helping with all kinds of things including we have a stripper pole okay so you guys

have to come down and check out our stripper pole we want to thank Mo who's been filming sometimes

and we want to thank Eddie the artist thank you Eddie he's been painting us and stripping

you're a June baby you Gemini June 21st so that's a cusp Gemini Cancer you get to be both

yeah that's cool oh and he's painting look at his yeah palette

and we are going to thank Chuck for the drinks including Agua

Cocoa leaf liqueur we're going to have real bonoboville communion shortly by the way Chuck has never said so does

no ever no and he always provides great libations that we pour down our deep throats and

Dragonsteel brought gifts and he brought cake and we have great cakes

from Mark my hairdresser who also did my hair tonight just a little curl but he actually did the color so you can see

I do have hair under my hat I don't you gotta go to Mark

Mark knows how to put the hair under your hat and really does it well really blends the different

highlights and you should all join bonoboville because we don't have censorship there well we have a little bit a little bit of censorship if you're

trump right and we're so happy that trump has finally been indicted

second time and he's about to be indicted in Georgia yeah yeah yeah that I feel like

that's a worthy thing I mean stealing these documents yeah I guess it's good yeah but I don't like

that they've accused Julian Assange of the same thing espionage

it's kind of a creepy charge but I'm good I'm good just like Jeffrey says this guy he didn't steal these documents to expose

them on WikiLeaks he did it for his own vanity now he may have exposed them to the Russians well yeah

the Russians and the Saudis and the Saudis who basically took down our twin towers basically basically

mostly Saudis on those planes and gave the other kid two billion dollars although what happened to building seven

shout out to Abbey Martin who is doing great work as always and we have several cakes Mark brought

a cake and Anna brought a cake and Dre brought this incredible cake because there's something about cake

that is very birthday like and yes I am the Marie Antoinette of birthdays

so let them eat cake brothers and sisters and this is

the fabulous Dre cake happy birthday Dr. Suzy

so you see these incredible cakes this is one of them but I have several and this one is just

rainbows and boobies so hopefully AI doesn't think they're real boobies they're cake

boobies AI okay I feel like this AI is like this dumb guard I have to talk to whenever I show

anything Dr. Suzy that special thanks gave me an orgasm in my chin in your chin

there you go nice Abbey live was fingering my chin and it just I had a massive

release there's Lisa come on over here oh there they are in the corner there's Mark and there's Lisa Mark is my hairdresser

if you guys like the blonde you should go to Mark Brown and he really

even does a better job with the silkiness of the hair and keeps my hair so strong and then Lisa was our manager years ago

see I'm telling you old friends and new it's great where's the gas mask girl there she is speaking of new

yes gas mask girl Kyla and yeah I show the gas mask girl and

Lilith cat and Rihanna are behind there

and John Barrymore of the Barrymore family so you help it out your sister lately John she's doing quite

well on her own oh yes but you always help her just by being there I know she's aware of you and she's probably cheering

that you're on my show right now and I admire her for not only surviving but thriving because

she never had a choice she was working before she was a year old yeah yeah you know people have these lives that they're

thrust into none of us have a choice about that when we're a year old but she was thrust into Hollywood which some might

say is like the jaws so to speak of the shark but there's all kinds of jaws out there factories

Hollywood the military all kinds and we have to try to help each other to survive and thrive

and so we're so happy to have everybody here we're going to party now we're going to eat cake

and drink agua and absinthe absinthe absinthe and smoke dope that's right

we're going to do it all and we're going to have rainbows those are fun brothers and sisters we're going to celebrate

everybody's birthday it happens to be mine but we want to keep celebrating that's my condom

they're actually flowers I think Max that you're going to smoke I'm pretty sure they're flowers yes they're flowers it's legal

that's one thing they see how to make money from that they have a problem with sex work because they don't see how to make money from it Dr. Sousy

our delivery service DoorHash finally opened oh great congratulations it's not DoorDash

it's DoorHash yeah that makes sense DoorHash Max loves hash by the way next time

European you know and we want to model the B-Benovo shirt B-Live and I want to model the B-Benovo shirt when you get it

yeah we're going to send it to you and we'll model it we've got a shirt brothers and sisters says B-Benovo

we've got other shirts saying make kink not war we've got all kinds of shirts these days we'll need to do one B-Benovo

B-Benovo B-Benovo right B-Live for B-Benovo that makes sense

B-Benovo is kind of like the ebonics version B-Benovo B-Benovo

awesome well we got to go I feel so mad I really would love to stay here all night but I'd also love to party a little bit

wish you guys were here next time anyway until then we love you we want you to be good

we want you to celebrate birthdays of all kinds from our house to your house the Nazis are on the march

the Nazis are on the march and they're taking away your rights your right to read the books you want to read

the clothes you want to wear the politics you want to have they're on the march but so are we

and we are bigger snowflakes we are a storm we are billions

rhythmic march and we dance as we march we're in a pride parade oceanic swim

and we sing as we march and we rap as we march and we make love as we march and we come as we march

standing up sex is challenging we come here and there that's what I'm talking about alright you guys

make like bonobos not baboons make love not war make kink not war

but make love to someone you love tonight even if that someone is you

I love you we love you alright all my guests happy birthday Dr. Susan

thank you thank you everyone happy birthday Dr. Susan happy birthday

thank you for everything it's been great happy birthday Susie happy birthday Dr. Susie

happy birthday happy birthday Susie happy life day Dr. Block happy happy birthday

happy birthday Dr. Susie Dr. Susie you're a slice of heaven I love you for another 30 years Susan happy birthday

hey happy birthday Dr. Susie June babies happy birthday Dr. Lud thank you

happy birthday oh happy birthday to me one two three nice

everyone's waiting for you I'm not going out there happy birthday Dr. Susie awesome

fire fire sit down good job

lick it up which cake this is feels violent I don't know

I'm giving it a food reduction sorry you look crazy rainbow flowers

bonya bonya's back look at the shoes here come on show off those shoes who else wants to try de-throat in a pretzel

if you take a bite you can de-throat work I love my stretcher oh go Lisa you can do it

that's the trick make it smooth it's always tricks Rihanna and Aaron

you can end up I know what's gonna happen I know what's gonna happen so this is bonobo balcony

and so first on the birthday girl this is my birthday gift

this is her birthday gift which is a great gift alright so here is the beautiful altar

of Rihanna and Aaron I prepared the altar with a little wetness so that the salt sticks

and then I lick the salt and then I put my head between her boobs or waterboarding

happy birthday to me it's not a birthday until I do bonobo built a union with Rihanna's boobs do you want a salty food

the altar and now comes the salt and then the lip

and now good girl thank you that was very tasty oh thank you

oh I love you thank you for getting here awesome okay so now

it's my birthday so who am I gonna spend okay alright can I can I do this

that's okay thank you so this is my birthday but it's quite a nice butt

this is gas mask girl oh this is do it one more time okay

look at this a new gas mask for signatures wow this is like everybody

I don't know everybody is signed that's so sweet I'm so excited oh he's got a big bow

make it make it middle just by there which is very important

see the footage right here on the night what's tumor the boobs are looking good even though I can't see the whole thing

okay it's my birthday okay you hear that face jump

stop wait oh my god wow

they look beautiful I'm telling you I don't need any sauce bye

happy birthday you gotta go all my boobs are going all my boobs are leaving

cheers happy birthday happy birthday happy time dangerous

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