Dedicated to Love, Marriage, a Free Palestine & the Bonobo Way + We Beat tRump (again)! by Dr. Susan Block      It’s our 32nd Wedding Anniversary! Thirty-two years ago, my Prince Charming – Prince Maximillian Rudolph Leblovic di Lobkowiz di Filangieri, pioneer LA underground publisher, international artist, designer, antiwar activist, sexual freedom fighter, free speech fugitive (at one point) and bon vivant – and I entered into the kinkiest kind of human bondage there is: we got MARRIED. Continue reading on Dr. Suzy's Journal...

by Dr. Susan Block. It’s my birthday—such a perilous time!—but I’m surrounded by old friends, new lovers, rainbows galore, condom balloons, sweet kisses, birthday-spankable asses, beautiful boobies, barking doggies and so many cakes Bonoboville could open a bakery. So, life is good, and I’ve got Birthday Pride.

“If God had intended us not to masturbate, He–or perhaps She–would have made our arms shorter.” So sayeth the late great George Carlin and, as a former Sunday school teacher turned Saturday night sex talk show host, it makes ecclesiastical sense to me. So smack in the middle of the merry Masturbation Month of May, rubbing a luminous Screaming O over and under my Yale panties, I invite a stellar cast of professors, porn stars, teachers, preachers, erotica artists and wild wanking nymphs to teach, testify, explore, analyze and very explicitly demonstrate the art and science of self-love. Masturbation is, of course, the ultimate self-help activity, in that if you can help yourself to the greatest sexual pleasure, you really don’t need to kow-tow to the demands of an unreasonable husband, or wife, or religion, or government. No wonder self-love is still considered so taboo. Well, this show just sits right down on the face of that taboo and galvanizes those perfectly sized arms of ours.

On the Eve of Easter Sunday, when Jesus is reported to have “risen” like bread from the dead (making him possibly the most famous and beloved zombie of all time), The Dr. Susan Block Show examines the eternal and trendy relationship between sex and death—both the “little death” and the Big One–and the forbidden fetish for necrophilia. The Irreverend Dr. Susan Block, in sheer Mother Confessor robe and Catholic cross-trimmed panties, turns this taboo and inherently frightening subject into a sensual and humorous romp with a jovial Commedia Erotica cast of necrophiliacs, porn stars, pornographers, torture artists, heavenly bodies in body bags, corpse dolls and whacky, macabre artificial body parts… Not exactly a hospitable scene for the Easter Bunny, but a very funny, fun and morbidly sexy show with a couple of the hottest “Corpsettes” alive!

Tantric integrator, Corynna, and Shai, the sex surrogate, teach us how to harness the sensual charisma of serpents this week. After Christina left us wanting more from last Saturday, Dr. Suzy insisted she give us part two of her personal adventure in gender bending. Ralph and Rita find time in between having lots of sex and having lots of birthdays to get their sexy on and to tell us why it’s a good idea to hang out in the laundry room.