The best part of our 22nd Wedding Anniversary party was the after-party! Isn’t it always? Having just competed at the Exotic Dancer Invitational Competition, where she won for “Best Pussy,” at 3am, SHAY LYNN rushed in and rebooted the party with an electrifying jolt, turning it into our first full-blown KITCHEN TABLE ORGY, Shay splaying her amazing body upon the kitchen table and offered herself up for all of Bonoboville to feast upon. But unlike most meals, the more we ate Shay, the more Shay wanted to be eaten… as well as fingered and pretty much everything else, including Dark Phoenix’s scary-looking power tool sex toy that sounded like a buzz saw and felt almost as good as the Hitachi Magic Wand. Then Shay’s friend Selena took her place on the kitchen table as everybody’s breakfast. Selena had “never done this before,” but she pulled out all the stops as she opened her luscious body for the delectation of all, including her boyfriend AJ who screwed her so silly, I had to ask if she was all right (“Yes,” she said, she was having the time of her life). After several screaming orgasms, she begged her friend Cotti to go down on her. Though they’d known each other for years, their friendship had never before included sex, but Cotti slowly, teasingly granted Selena’s request, and the two girlfriends had a real bonobo moment of erotic truth. Meanwhile, Jux Lii was making Shay SQUIRT all over the kitchen floor, and oh so much more! You’ll just have to see it all here on DrSuzy.Tv. Now excuse me while I kiss the groom.

There’s no doubt we love the ladies and their lovely ladyparts here at radioSUZY1, but because we believe in bringing harmony to the universe, this edition of The Dr. Susan Block Show is all about the Big Yang that dangles opposite the Yin in our world, the sausage to the eggs of our balanced breakfast, the rocks and hard places to our soft ones…in other words, the mighty male penis. Rest assured, though, we promise our in-studio guests make sure the night isn’t a total sausage fest. On the girls’ side of the dialogue sit “adult action hero” and fetish model Paris Kennedy, angelically sexy porn newbie Ela Darling, and AVN Hall-of-Famer/Playboy TV “Nightcourt” Bailiff/IPSA certified sex surrogate Alexandra Silk, not to mention our host Dr. Susan Block. On the boys’ side we have Alexandra’s partner Luc Wylder, celebrated porn star and producer on his way to IPSA certification; fun-loving porn star Bon Jon Syn, newest member of the Block Institute’s team of phone sex therapists; award-winning playwright and raconteur Michael Phillips; therapist and author Dr. Gabriel Constans, whose book The Penis Dialogues: Handle With Care serves as a girthy counterbalance to Eve Ensler’s famed Vagina Monologues; and, of course, Prince Max engineering from his revolutionary outpost in the Speakeasy’s Womb Room. Armed with Pipedream Toys penis candles and her personal copy of The Penis Dialogues, Dr. Suzy turns first to Paris to hear how her perspective on the male member changed when she realized she wasn’t a lesbian, thanks to her experience as a professional sub and how wearing a strap-on makes her feel powerful. Alexandra and Luc explain their own D/s dynamic, as well as Luc’s feelings about his other best friend and travel companion below the belt. We’re then introduced to Ela—or reintroduced, as Dr. Suzy and Ela shared an intimate romp late in the evening on Eros Day—who enthusiastically sucks on a cock-shaped lollipop while she discusses how doing lesbian porn fills her insatiable chasm of desire for vagina while her husband’s cock fills her other chasm. When Dr. Suzy’s grilling about interesting pet names for the male member stalls on the standardized “cock,” she reads an excerpt of pet names aloud from The Penis Dialogues, including some more old standards (dick, prick, pecker), some metaphoric (member, unit, middle leg), some technical (joystick, hard drive, microphone), and some way out-there (dillywhat and Leno?), and keeps everyone laughing. Michael adds his British touch to the list with his own personal penis names of Todger, Charlie and Bartholomew. As these details start to get everyone a little wet, Dr. Suzy’s penis-shaped water gun gets overly-excited and squirts a money-shot down Ela’s throat before Dr. Constans calls in to offer some dialogue from his book, reading an excerpt about describing an erection to someone who has never experienced one. The talk turns back to the female guests who excite a lot of penises as they show off their bras and panties: sheer red zebra on Ela, red lace on Paris, and the exotic “transparent” set on Alexandra. With all this exposed skin, it’s logical to start the Agwa “cock”tail tradition, as lime salt disappears in a flurry of licking and sucking. Not to be outdone by the ladies on a show about manhood, Bon strides up to the stripper pole to dramatically expose his own manhood (nicknamed “The Beast”), dancing as Michael reads an excerpt from his own “Penis Parables” about a boy’s rude awakening to the reality of adult sex. Then Alexandra licks her salt off the back of The Beast. Alas, not all penises work as reliably as Bon’s, and Luc and Alexandra fill us in on what sex surrogacy is, and how it can help individuals and couples overcome sexual dysfunction. Moving right along, from functional erection to ecstatic ejaculation, this last climactic squirt in our dialogue comes not from staff, but the distaff. Ela, Paris, Alexandra, and Dr. Suzy converge on the show bed, and with the help of a Hitachi Magic Wand and Paris’ practiced fingers, Ela squirts for the first time on-camera. And we do mean “on-camera,” as her fountain of holy water splashes all over JuxLii’s camera lens! The penises in the room shout their approval (via the mouths of their owners), and Prince Max shouts his solidarity with the ongoing Middle Eastern revolutions, encouraging his revolutionary brothers-in-arms to overthrow the ‘dick’tators and oppressive regimes that try to hold back sexual and personal freedom from gushing forth. Though the on-air broadcast ends here, the energy stays erect and gushing throughout an Erotic After-Party that climaxes with Dr. Suzy fingering Alexandra to another squirting orgasm all over the floor of the Speakeasy bar. So the penises, the guests of honor for the night, end up being soaked by the rains of female ejaculate… but we have a feeling they don’t mind. Caller 1, Dr. Gabriel Constans, discusses and reads from his book The Penis Dialogues: Handle With Care

Laissez les bons temps rouler!…and roll they certainly do as Grand Marshall Dr. Susan Block presents Tigerblood Mardi Gras, celebrating the wild party animal in all of us…sauntering across her stage with te tigress’ sultry elegance in regal purple hat, a matching tiger print sarong and purple panties personally signed on the butt crack by Heidi Fleiss. Tossing beads to the topless, she transforms the Institute’s Womb Room into a French Quarter carnival with a winning cast of Commedia Erotica characters, porn stars and erotica aesthetes, climaxing with a wild girl-girl-girl-girl pile-up in the show bed.

It’s Eros Day, which means the stars and the gods are aligned in celebration of sex, as this day marks the annual entry of the penile-shaped and boulder-balled planetoid, appropriately named EROS-433, into Earth’s orbit—and of course, the Womb Room. I thought that since our 13th annual Eros Day celebration happened to fall on the same day as the AVN Awards, it wouldn’t be so hot. Oh Eros, was I wrong about that, as Eros Day XIII turns out to be one of our hottest, juiciest Eros Days in history, featuring an extraordinary multi-orgasmic, multi-squirting, mattress-bouncing, mama-loving, truly Olympian, non-stop sex performance from real-life married couple Jeremy Conway and Lyla Storm as divine lovers Eros and Venus, climaxing with a sizzling concert by Lil Uno of The Pack accompanied by his biggest little fan, my Eros-inspired producer Tasia Sutor..

On the Eve of Easter Sunday, when Jesus is reported to have “risen” like bread from the dead (making him possibly the most famous and beloved zombie of all time), The Dr. Susan Block Show examines the eternal and trendy relationship between sex and death—both the “little death” and the Big One–and the forbidden fetish for necrophilia. The Irreverend Dr. Susan Block, in sheer Mother Confessor robe and Catholic cross-trimmed panties, turns this taboo and inherently frightening subject into a sensual and humorous romp with a jovial Commedia Erotica cast of necrophiliacs, porn stars, pornographers, torture artists, heavenly bodies in body bags, corpse dolls and whacky, macabre artificial body parts… Not exactly a hospitable scene for the Easter Bunny, but a very funny, fun and morbidly sexy show with a couple of the hottest “Corpsettes” alive!