Sexy professors and clever porn stars, eloquent poets and erotic rock stars, friends, lovers, veteran guests and Speakeasy virgins gather together in the Womb Room to celebrate the day I made my grand exit from my mama’s womb room. With all due respect to the Virgin Mother, no real mother is a virgin. No father either. We are all Children of Sex with a capital X. Amen & Awomen. Birthdays make me feel silly. People congratulate you for nothing but being alive. Though at my age, I suppose that’s an accomplishment. And I can’t deny it felt great to ride the airwaves with birthday erotica, multiple spankings, Pocket Rocket orgasms, a male-on-female lapdance and, of course, spanks on the house—counted out loud with me by my spank-happy in-studio audience–with post-spanking butt treatment from my decadent, very politically incorrect, new chinchilla mitt (a bday gift from a sex therapy client with a fur fetish) to ease the burn of those hot cheeks, surfing right into topless birthday candle blowing (with a fabulous, elaborate, gigantic-boobed birthday cake, a gift from Exotic Cakes), followed by more sexy spankings, a live post-show Fogelfoot concert, dancing and romancing with Mister9 spinning all birthday night long.

On the Eve of Easter Sunday, when Jesus is reported to have “risen” like bread from the dead (making him possibly the most famous and beloved zombie of all time), The Dr. Susan Block Show examines the eternal and trendy relationship between sex and death—both the “little death” and the Big One–and the forbidden fetish for necrophilia. The Irreverend Dr. Susan Block, in sheer Mother Confessor robe and Catholic cross-trimmed panties, turns this taboo and inherently frightening subject into a sensual and humorous romp with a jovial Commedia Erotica cast of necrophiliacs, porn stars, pornographers, torture artists, heavenly bodies in body bags, corpse dolls and whacky, macabre artificial body parts… Not exactly a hospitable scene for the Easter Bunny, but a very funny, fun and morbidly sexy show with a couple of the hottest “Corpsettes” alive!