Bastille Day Burlesque

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You're listening to Radio Susie One on the worldwide web, and now here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, les frères et les sûres, lovers and sinners, hmm, porn stars and porous residences, dancers and romances, the burlesque and the rubiness, all you children of sex, and we are all children of sex. We may or may not

be children of God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha, or Louis the Fourteenth. But we are all children of sex. Can I get an amen? Amen. Can I get an A-women? A-women. I want to welcome you to Bastille Day. Rio de la France.

Yes, yes, liberty, fraternity, equality, sex. That is certainly our motto here, and as they say in French, joyeux coutures jouets, joyeux jours de Bastille. Happy Bastille Day. And yes, Bastille Day does commemorate the storming of the Bastille, which they did with some very sharp baguettes and bullets as well. Yeah, it was kind of bloody actually, and they killed the governor.

It was not as much fun as the way we stormed the Bastille in Bonoboville here. It was bloody, but there were only seven prisoners in there, which was kind of weird. They kind of knew, I guess, it was going to be stormed, so they moved the marquis to Saad because he would enjoy that too much. But it was a révolution, you know. It was preceded by a bunch of killing, guillotining

executions, not very Bonobo. We prefer to just spank you with a baguette. Yes, but there are certain similarities to our times. Yes, we, we, Marie Antoinette, a little bit of the Melania of her time. Let them eat cake, she said. Oh, I really don't care, do you? Yeah, exactly, exactly. Yes, we, we, we understand how it is to be, you know, pent up, imprisoned in your castle,

you know, and will storm your Bastille, Melania, any day. Whoops. You know, sometimes the baguette breaks. And that's why she said, let them eat cake. We have other baguettes, though. And yep, we're, we're prepared, we're prepared. So we've got cake, we've got baguettes, and they're all in their condoms. So they're safe baguettes. Oh, yes, they baguette, and they coquette, we, we, and,

and we are going to have some great baguette spankings, as they say in French. You know what that means? That means the joy of spanking, which, by the way, is the subject of our next Speakeasy Journal. This Speakeasy Journal is, of course, all about splashing, featuring Danielle Watts and Sheffi Live. Happy anniversary, guys, if you're out there. Yay, we love you. They're going to be

coming here soon. And, and so the next issue, designed by Clemi Cockatoo, maybe I should call you Clemi Baguette too. But in any case, she's the designer. And the next one is spanking. So we'll have a lot of joie de la facette. You can get it on Amazon, by the way. Yeah. And it's not for everybody. It's just for people who like fucking magazines, you know. Yes. It's a print magazine. So

you can actually fuck the magazine. So if you're one of those people who likes fucking magazines, and one other thing, one other thing, Dr. Suzy, yes, it comes with a packet of tomato ketchup. And the other thing, the yellow stuff. Mustard. It comes with the magazine when you buy it. So very nice. Yeah, it comes with. Yeah. Might be a little splashed by the time. What about mayo for

the Trumpers? They need mayo. Yeah. I mean, or that miracle whip, actually. No. So speaking of which, I noticed that that we have Trump here, but he is well in hand. And that's the only way we tolerate him here at the Dr. Susan Block show is is in bondage as he is on a leash, which is his tie. That's why he wears such long ones. And he's under the control of Rhiannon Arons. And so

we're we're very happy to see that. Now before we get back to to France and Bastille Day, I want to make a quick stop in Ohio. Okay, actually, one of our guests is from Ohio. So maybe this will be a little, you know, familiar in some fashion, because in Ohio, some interesting things have been happening at the sirens gentlemen's club. America's favorite favorite porn star and our heroes stormy Daniels.

Yeah, it's a stormy night. The storming of the Bastille. And stormy Daniels. And there's her mug shot right there. Let's get that. She looks good. She was she was picked up during a performance where, you know, she did her typical thing. I guess she touched some customers who happened to be undercover cops. She ran her tits across their face. Oh, heaven for them. And here's the pussy

grabber in chief, who is still president and running around representing the United States to Europe and everywhere. And and she has to go to jail, you know, and get fingerprinted and everything and put up bail. And she was released. Because of course, it was a Trump supporter among the the cops that kind of ordered the whole sting. And it was a setup. It didn't work

too well, I guess. You know, except two of her dancers were not released as of I don't know if they've been released yet. But you know, release them free stormy fellow dancers. Come on. Yeah. Well, anyway, also, it's funny that Ohio State law enforcement has deemed it important enough to devote limited resources to ensure Ohioans public safety against stormy tits. Oh, please.

When actually avid Trump fileting Republican congressman Jim Jordan of Ohio has been accused of covering up sexual abuse in the wrestling team of the Ohio State University. And let's have a picture of Jim Jordan as a wrestler. There he is. He looks pretty cute there. But unfortunately, that was not the age at which he was,

I guess, cognizant of the abuse that was going on. Nine wrestlers have come forward to testify and say that this abuse went on. And it was mostly a doctor but also, you know, similar to Trump actually looking at the Miss America Miss universe contestants in the shower. A bunch of I guess the the wrestling coaches were looking at these

young wrestlers in the shower. And yet the GOP and Trump believe Jim Jordan 100%. These guys are standing by their man, you know. So we'll see what happens there. Spanking with a baguette. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Get him out of there. Anyway, one thing we can take heart in is that we have a lot of Le Freire, a laser and the brothers and sisters in London. Let's have a look at the

protest. Yeah. Where's that? Let's see. Okay. Oh, there's Trump baby, the huge Trump baby blimp in London and Edinburgh. You can see he's got a cell phone in his hand. And of course he's wearing what the English call a nappy. And it's a diaper, you know. And there's the crowds like huge crowds. Yeah, piss off. That's so pretty. Yeah, and there they are just, you know, and he kind of hightailed

it out of there. He didn't stay too long. He in fact was walking so fast, he was leaving the queen behind him. I mean, so rude. But hey, what do you know, Fox and you said there were only 500 people. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 250,000. At least that's what CNN said is probably conservative. But you know, in other news, yeah, he's in a hurry to get to hell, Sinky, where he's going to be

meeting with his bromantic counterpart, Mr. Putin, while over a dozen indictments of 12 Russian military intelligence officers for hacking into our voting systems have been issued. And it's you know, a big burlesque in a way. It's just this giant burlesque. So that kind of brings me to my guests, I think. Right. So I have a very exciting burlesque troop here. And Rhiannon had recommended

them. I guess she saw the show of the fabulous Hollywood Jane review. And we have here, thanks to Blanche Bourgeois, Veronica Boss, Lana Antondra and Georgia Oh, Queen. Nice. Let's have a hand, Bonoboville. Yeah. All right. A little burlesque. So yeah. So Georgia, you are there. Okay. And you are Lana. And Lana, I understand you're a bit of a file yourself. I am a bit I'm a bit more of

an Anglophile. More of an Anglophile. That's my dirty secret tonight. Okay. But I am a big history nerd. Because you speak English better than French. That's probably. We. But it's Bastille. It is. Jour de la Bastille. So I did. I did bring something festive. You did. Which is my French flag. I get blown in the wind. Yeah. Wow. That is beautiful. A glittery

burlesque it up. French flag. I bet you could do some burlesque things with that. And I have. What did you do? So we did a Broadway themed show once. And I thought that it would be just a really good idea to do a Les Miserables act. So I did a chair dance to empty chairs at empty tables. Wow. Which is a really fun song. Yeah. Yes. Very sweet. Very sad. Yeah. Basically everyone

spoilers. Everyone's died. And there's a bit of a lament about it. So I thought that was sexy. Yeah. Nothing says sex like a bunch of people dying. I mean, nothing makes me want to take my clothes off more than facing my mortality. Yeah. I think my headsets are not too good here. Abe. Anyway. Abe, can you fix my headsets, please? So while I'm here, we have Georgia Oakweef.

Where did you get that name? Well, I really love flowers and art. And I mean, nothing's more satisfying than a quiff, right? Right. Oh, yeah. Right. So I just got to let it out. I find you very satisfying. Absolutely. And we, of course, love, you know, our vulva puppet, which is very much like Georgia Oakweef flower. It opens up for you. And this is the womb room. So you should

feel right at home. Thank you. How do I not own one of those puppets, by the way? I know. I'm disappointed in you. Me too. And Veronica. Yes. So you're, where does your name come from? Oh, I chose to not have, like, a silly name. I wanted to, when I do something funny, I wanted it to be a very surprise, almost. So I did a little Tracy Lord's thing. I named myself after a movie,

1984 German fastbender film called Veronica Voss. Nice. So I just love the name. I've always wanted to be a Veronica. And I feel very much like one. Yeah. Yeah. What does that mean? I mean, when I think of Veronica, I think of Archie's girlfriend, who doesn't want to give it up to him. Oh, but that's very, like, that's very burlesque. That's that tease element she had to her.

Right. She is a teaser. And I also think of Veronica Lake as well, who is just incredibly sexy as well. Just that I want to embody all the time. So how's my headset coming? Coming. Oh, yeah. Probably needs a new battery. All right. So over here, we have Calista Rocks. Hi. Hornstar extraordinaire. Yeah. So how are you doing? I'm doing great. I'm so glad to be here.

Best deal day. And Ohioan. I'm actually in a Hoosier, an Indianan. Oh, you're in Indianan. Okay, close enough. I'm gonna mix those up. So they're very close. Okay, but from the Midwest and out here in LA to be part of the wild sex industry. I've lived in LA, I guess since the 90s on and off. And I mean, it's my favorite city in the United States. I just, I love Los Angeles to bring with

angels and, you know, just Los Angeles in general. If I have to be in the United States under that guy's thumb right now, then LA's the city that I think is. And how come you got into porn? Originally, I got into porn and, well, I started off when I was 18 years old, which was way back in the 90s sometime. And I kind of just got into porn on a lark, on a whim,

and I thought it would be fun. And then kind of when I got, when I went into porn again, I was in San Francisco. I was having a wonderful time being a lusty lady, a peepshow dancer, and just expressing myself. But it was really about being body positive. And I wanted to see bodies that represented me in porn. And I wanted to see what it would look like if I had sex and if

I was sexy. And so, yeah, I just kind of like I had to do porn. It was just something that I felt like it was my calling. Me too. So you do like being called a BBW porn star? Yeah, like when I was first getting into porn, I was Rubinesque. Rubinesque, that's why rhymes with burlesque. It seemed good to start the show. Yeah, I thought that was a great comparison. And they didn't even

have a category four porn that was BBW. It was just they threw you in and you were just like, you happen to be a fat girl or whatever. But now there's a whole niche for BBW that's just... Well, that sounds good. And you know, I mean, I think that burlesque is all about being body positive. That's why a lot of women really love burlesque these days. I think it used to be that burlesque

was entertainment more for the male persuasion. Now it seems like, you know, because guys are into the going to the strip clubs. It's more the striptease might be for the ladies and couples, right? We see a lot of that at our shows. I think women are really into it because it's a really fun environment. It's non-threatening. I think a lot of people, men, women, everybody

are kind of intrigued by it, like, oh, my gosh, I could never do that. And kind of like it's a like a voyeuristic thing where you kind of imagine yourself also doing it. Yeah. And it's like a safe, empowering space. I would say actually, yeah, the majority of our audience is either female or couples there on a date. And there's like a few, there's a few

old regulars that are like old, you know, they're men from a different generation. And I think 100% they're horny. But they're like, I think they don't, they don't like modern strip clubs, so they still go to burlesque shows. I feel like a lot of guys are not allowed to go to the modern strip club like they're not supposed to, even though they do or whatever. But I feel like burlesque

is this way to be like, honey, let's go out and do this thing. Or it's a way to kind of bridge now, maybe after this, we'll be more comfortable. Maybe we can go to a strip club. It won't be so painful for them. And we're a little bit cheaper. Now, would you say burlesque is always combining sexual movement or erotic movement with humor? Is that a good? I think there's

a really large spectrum. I think sometimes it is funny or weird or, you know, just strange or making a statement. And at the other end, it's just like pure sex and sensuality. And so you get a little bit of everything, especially in Los Angeles. I mean, the origin of the word burlesque was to like burlesque something was to make fun of it or to mock it or parody it.

But now it's actually Italian, Max. I thought it was French. I thought it sounds French. Actually, when I was 15, literally, and my mother took me back to Italy, I couldn't work. So somehow I got myself involved in variety of theater. And I was 15. I was very tall and very handsome. I love. You're still very tall and very

handsome, darling. And your baguette. And I had a duck tail. So I looked very much like Elvis in a way. So I decided that I would do Elvis and Jerry Lewis imitations. So I traveled with this wonderful variety theater of all these women from Romania and from all these, this was 1957. So and we had burlesque. It was wonderful. It was great.

And very old fashioned, you know, and you would go backstage and there was this like a Roma. We still have that. Yeah. I think every backstage just just from theater, you know, it's great. And you're not talking about the French perfume. You're talking about the women. A quiff part. Yeah, we put the quiff. But yeah, but now burlesque is kind of everything.

Like we still I do mostly comedy acts. But you know, there's sultry. There's super high intensity dance. There's really there can be really serious or dramatic. I mean, Veronica style is completely different for mine and Lana's as well. So you can encompass basically everything. So you're performing in the Hollywood Jane review.

And you want to throw out there when you're performing and where? Yeah, we actually have a show this Tuesday at the Rockwell at eight o'clock. It's going to be a toy themed show. We do games. Yes, toys and games, toy box for less. Oh, what kind of toys? I mean, like vibrators and dildos. Those are the kind of toys I like.

Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Teas, teas, teas. Maybe you can use toys for a lot of things. There is always a surprise when you open up boxes. I have tickets. I'm very excited. And Rihanna and you had seen them perform. It was a different thing, not the toy box. It was the Jurassic Park themed review, which was called Jurassic Peak.

You know, what really got me was a John Hammond and Nedry acts. You guys went all the way. There was a whole layer. Hey, I'm John Hammond. Okay. Yes, that you know, you had me when you had the tassels and the mustache on. I was like, what? This is fucking genius. I'm always so amazed at how many times Veronica can manage

to end up in a beard in a G string. It's fabulous. She doesn't have a G string. I'd like to see that. That's pretty good. Well, now speaking of that, I mean, I don't know if that's what you're going to demonstrate being in a beard and a G string. That would be nice. But I hear you're going to demonstrate something. Yeah, I'm going to do a little bow work, a little glove peel.

Okay, let's do it. Our music actually, let's have make a little room so maybe some people can sit back here with me. You can come. Oh, don't drop the French blood. Oh, no. Burn it. Burn it. What are you doing here? I'm fired. You have to go back in the best deal.

Trump, you go in the corner. Hang on, hang on, hang on. I think we have to get ready here. Here, come on in here. So this is just like a little like how to use a boa, how to use some gloves. Whose phone is that? Take this home for your special someone.

So we're situating ourselves very nicely on the bed here next to sexy Ruben-esque Rhiannon, from the Berlesque to the Ruben-esque to the Roman-esque. Captain Max. My baguette is broken. Oh, no. There's another one though. I do. I have other ones. Whenever you want to start back there, yeah, we're ready up front here. We're all smiling and cute.

Yeah, girl. It brings me back to my childhood. From Bonoboville on the Dr. Susan Block Show. Veronica Voss of the Hollywood Jane Review. Thank you. So that's the the boa play, the glove removal. These are classic Berlesque moves, I guess. The beard removal is for another show. The beard removal. You got to start with the basics.

Uh-huh. Right. No, I understand. I actually wrote the definition of striptease for the wily blackwell encyclopedia of human sexuality. How about that? Yeah, so I know a little something about it. One of my favorite actual examples of striptease. I think people have been stripping ever since there's been clothing. I mean, you know, basically, ever since people started

putting animal skins and foliage all over themselves, whenever they would take it off, it would be exciting to somebody. So, striptease is as old as clothes, I think. And yet, one of my favorite examples of it is Aristophanes' Greek play, Lizastrada, where actually, probably all those women were played by men, but it's a bunch of women who decide

to tease the men because they're all dying and killing in a big war, the Peloponnesian war, actually. And the women decide, you know, we're not just going to sort of lay down and spread our legs for these men. We're going to tease them until they lay down their swords and pick up their baguettes, you know? And anyway, it worked, at least in the play. They stopped the war.

I don't know if we can do that, if Stormy can do that. We could try. If we can storm the Bastille in that way. But we could try. We can try. And I think that Berlesque is a force for peace through pleasure. And speaking of which, I've also had, as a guest on my show, Tempest Storm. Yes, indeed. I had her on the show a few years ago. She's still wonderful.

I think there's still a movie being made about her. I don't know if it's been released yet. But Tempest Storm is a classic. And we had on the show, in 1996, Betty Page. She showed her face, too? No. That was when I had her on the phone. Her PR guy said she'll be on for 10 minutes. It was a big deal to have her get on the phone booth or whatever it was in 1996.

And then she had such a good time. She's Southern, so she's got an accent. That she stayed for an hour and a half. Yeah. And I said, how do you, you know, sort of reconcile your striptease background with your Christianity? She said, God created us naked as jaybirds. So I reckon he don't mind. All right. So anyway, so that was great. And you specialized, Georgia,

Oakweef, would you say in comedy? Yeah, I do comedy or I would say like cosplay, burlesque. So I do a lot of tributes to various characters. So are you a tribute right now? No, today I was just feeling myself. Oh, this is you? This is just me. Okay. Yeah. But I do like Dr. Ian Malcolm for Jurassic Park or for this show on Tuesday. I'm

Skeletor. So I like to always do sort of funny or even like male personas, but with a sexy feminine twist. You want to use my baguette? I'll just leave it like this for the rest of the show. I know, right? Thank you. You definitely need that for your act. Yeah. One reason to keep it clean. Oh my. So you're going to come do our show sometime for sure? You'll come do our show? Oh,

yeah. I was actually a judge at a Burley Picks festival. That just happened recently. Yeah, but I did it like a couple years ago at Fade Do Do. Fade Do Do, right. I think Veronica has a story about the latest Burley Picks. Oh, I just won that. Congratulations. Well, congratulations. Thank you so much. Thank you. That's great. Yeah, that was two weeks ago. And I won. I'm going to go compete

and represent the entire state of California and the international Burley Picks. Wow. Well, good for you. Thank you. Not in a beard, though. I'm so sorry. Okay. Okay. And what is your specialty, Miss Anglophone, Manna, Antondra? That's French, Antondra. Yeah. You know, I'm not sure if I have a specialty. I kind of go all over the map. I like to be a little subversive. I can't hear what you're

saying. Oh, there they are. She was saying. And Danielle and Beelive are here. Well, hello. I didn't want to interrupt the beautiful. Oh, no. I'm in awe of all of this beauty here. There's a lot of government energy. They burlesque, they Rubinesque, the coquette, the baguette. Okay. Don't talk off the microphone or you get spanked with a baguette. We were red,

white, and blue for you. I don't know if that's the right order. I'm convinced. Uh-huh. So we have to interrupt this interview for a very special announcement. Happy anniversary to you. It's Beelive and Danielle's second anniversary, two wedding anniversary. Congratulations. Congratulations. Thank you. Well, we went to Vegas and married.

Just fast and furious and very simple. But they got pictures. I wasn't, we weren't going to come because I had this crazy neurotic like cleaning thing that happened where I'm like, I'm married and I need to have a clean house and it was retarded and I'm so glad. Wow. You sound like my mother. It was insane. I probably like your mother. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was hearing about that

right before the show. I just know one thing about Danielle Watts. You got to let her be. She's also known as Stormy Danielle. So you got to let her work through her Storm. Her eddies and flows. Thank you. Here you are. Mama Susie. Yes. Anyway, we're glad to have you here. And you still have a price tag on your hat and that's very cool. It's part of the charm.

Okay. Got it. Yeah, I'm hip. It's very French. I'm dope. I'm woke. Fresh French. Okay. And we have Berlesque and we have Rubinesque and how much time do we have? A beautiful lady in green who I interrupted and I would love to know more about. Anybody know how much time we had? Five minutes. You have 10 hard minutes. 10 hard minutes. Do we have another Berlesque?

I mean, I know you were supposed to do that. Is anybody want to do another Berlesque demonstration? I mean, Phoenix does. Pretty well strapped in here. I don't know about that. Well, you know, we could always do that. Phoenix could take her bra off and that's Berlesque right there. That's very nice. Just give them a little tease. That's very Berlesque. I'm going to take

it. All right. Beelive always has a good lap dance in him. Do you lap dance for the ladies? He's not the traditional second winning anniversary. He needs some sexy energy today. I was being such a con. I was like being just doing all the raw, all the unsexy things like please, he could use some, you know, I forgot my dollar bills. Yeah, there we go. There we go. Well,

one thing I was thinking is that, you know, of course, Trump who's sitting over there needs to be spanked with a baguette. Oh boy. And I know how much you kind of, I mean, I'm not going to put words in your mouth, but we have, I mean, he has a summit going on. We have romantic partner Putin. Grab that tie, honey. Maybe we could find Putin somewhere. Could we find Putin somewhere?

Trump, go find Putin. Check our elections. Okay. Should I spank Trump? Well, I want to take that on. Oh, I see. I think, but I think you know Putin very well. Oh, you want me to be Putin? I mean, she's giving away our tricks now. I got really excited that maybe you wanted me to take out some aggression. Yes, we want you to do that. Can you tell that I'm a little wound up? I have all

of this, like, and I almost never spank anyone. So I thought maybe you were saying I should spank someone. We are. Yeah. Can I spank you with a baguette? But I mean, are you in the mood for like a real spank? Because I'm really wound up. But you have to be careful spanking with a baguette because it breaks. Oh, I'm going to break that. Yeah, exactly. That's what I don't want you

to do. Yeah, I do. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. Should I take the hard one? Is it gluten free? No, they're all the same. Okay. They're all going to break. All right. Should someone hold the mic so I can just really get into this? Okay. Yeah. I'm sorry, Dr. Suzy. This isn't. No, go ahead and do it. But we want. This is not going to be sexy. Okay. Here we

come. Here we go. Here we go. Like me literally doing therapy with Phoenix. That's always sexy. Okay. Are you ready? I'm serious because I have like, I have a lot of, this is not going to be sexy. It's just therapy. I'm into it. I think it's sexy already. You should be the one being spanked. This is very sexy. How is this not sexy?

Wait, wait, no, don't break another one of my baguettes. There you go. Get it all out there. All right. Wow. She's got a lot of this squashing, Dr. Suzy. Marie-Anne Pinedt, eat your heart out. Splosh, of course. It is a kind of splash. I love my life. Baguette splash.

So what did you do last Saturday? Yeah, baby. Rub that bread into her butt. Don't get very yeast infection though. Baguette, it's just about to make that joke. This is the best anniversary present ever. I have to monastat on hand. All right. Yeah, be ready for it.

Always be prepared. Okay. There is now a bun in that oven. George and I will literally do this all night. Just roll with it. It looks like they're in a jam. I think Danielle got very turned on by the female wrestling we did last time. Look at you. Yeah. I'm going to crumb all over the place.

Erotic wrestling. Whoa. For spread eating. Whoa. They're not loafing around here. Oh, yeah. Okay, you made once again a mess. Do what? I told you they were the stars of Splosh. Dr. Susie, I'm the stars of Splosh. This isn't even sexy. I mean, I'm trying. It's pretty sexy. This is like the best. How is this not sexy?

I mean, it just feels like cathartic release. Thank God, Phoenix is so like loose and juicy because and gorgeous and gorgeous and really and so are you. And you know, it's sexy, but hey, we don't have to try to be sexy. Well, we can just today I feel like I have to try to be sexy. Explore. All right. We'll just explore with a spread. Danielle's such a good actress.

Yeah, I'm not. I'm not acting. I'm literally just. Yeah, right. I'm trying not to be such an erotic crazy person. Yeah, right. Okay, so Trump is here just before we end. I am going to give him to him with a baguette. So, let's move the wrestling over to the side. I made such a fucking mess, Dr. Susie.

You should really spank me later. I will. Oh, my God. Been such a bad girl. But first, Rhiannon, would you take control of this monster? Oh, my God. Okay. Get down. Oh, now I'm turned on. Turn around so they can see your face. Oh, my God. Should I?

And where's Putin? Where's Putin? Where is Putin? Rhiannon, are you okay with me resting my foot on Daddy Trump? For the moment. Okay. All right. I think he can't find Putin. We found Putin's over there in a heap.

All right. Stay. Stay. And whack. Whack. That's for the 12 Russian operatives that have been indicted. And whack. That's for imprisoning children. And whack. Whack. That's for arresting Stormy. Whack. Whack. Whack. That's for giving away

the whole store to the .001 percent. And whack. Whack. That's for ruining France. Oh, yeah. Last Bastille day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What about Planned Parenthood? And whack. Whack. Whack. You're late for your meeting with Putin. Someone mentioned my name. Lagosh. Lagosh. Did someone mention my name? That's right.

We're in Helsinki now. I'll hand this over to you, my friend. I don't know. Meeting with President Trump is always the pleasure. Always the pleasure. Of course. Oh my god. Except for when he drools on the spot. Oh my god. That is disgusting. Somebody please get me a napkin. Literally, he's drooling out there. He's drooling. Where is a napkin? We need a napkin. Putin is drooling.

Oh, yeah. There you go. Use the tie or the white shirt. A napkin. The weather is supposed to be disgusting. My Russian hookers or what the sex therapy you're going to get at the Dr. Susan Block Institute. He's getting it. I'm sorry. The therapy you're getting at Dr. Susie Institute. I don't understand. Why am I having to meet with people I don't like? This meeting has been

arranged for months, years. Long time years. I mean, you know. What are we talking about? Why he's still drooling? You're his puppeteer. You should know. Okay. Dr. Susan, please. Bring in the napkin. Please give this man more therapy so he can make an actual sentence. Why he has nothing to say this time. On Twitter, tweet, tweet, tweet. Now we meet, he has nothing to fucking

say. Nothing to say. All right. Well, I think we're almost out of time. Pure garbage. Good. How much time do we have? We have five minutes. Five minutes. We've been going for more than 10. We didn't have 10 before. Good. That's enough time for President Trump to suck my dick. Somebody, please get me strap on. Please. Here you go. No. I want

real dick. I want him to suck my real dick. What the fuck? You're so demanding. What do you think? You own this country? Yes, of course I own this country. What do you think the Cold War was about? And now how do you think this idiot won the election? Come on. Of course. We know that. I'm the best country in the world. We have all the best women. Everyone knows. But the best

baguettes are from France. The best baguettes are definitely from France. Okay. Where's my blow job? I'm not. How about Poroszki? Not getting any younger. Okay. Come on. Trump. Okay. There you go. But really get into it. Yes. The bread. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Very nice. Eat that bread. Oh, that's good. That's good. I like it. Oh, I like it very much. Here, but show your face

now. You have three minutes. Show the face. Somebody call PMZ. What the fuck? Come on. Where's TMZ? Come on. Somebody shove that baguette up his ass. I'm not kidding. You have two presidents sucking each other's cock and TMZ not here. What the fuck? Suck that baguette. Oh my god. Hurry up. Come on. We only have five minutes before the show. We have two minutes. I think

you're coming all over the rug. Oh, that's interesting. Blowing loads. Well, that was anti-planade. What does he have on his head? A bread? Bread. It's all bread, but it's Putin's cum. He cum's kind of dry. White bread. He wasn't stolen. Enriched. You know, part robot. After all. All right, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, we've got a couple of minutes.

So we're going to just say thank you to Mr. Trumpis for participating in our show. Thank you for Rhiannon Arons and Danielle Watson-Chef Bila. Hi. I heard of Queen and Dawn and Callista Rocks and the Hollywood Jane review. Veronica Boss, Lana Antondra, and Georgia O'Quist. And we'll be right back with more Berlesque and Rubinesque and Hot Fun. So don't

come yet. Don't go away. We'll be right back. Hi. I'm Dr. Susan Block, and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions, including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war.

Really? They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure, with the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special, partly because they just are, and partly because they're very, very close to us, almost 99% genetically similar to us.

When it comes to being human, even being humane, bonobos can teach us so much, which brings me to us and more specifically to you. Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free? Would you like to tap into the hot, natural sex energy within you, that you would, so you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain. You know, the pain.

And have more orgasmic, organic, sustainable sex. Who doesn't want that? Greater lust, greater trust, and better anger management. And who couldn't use a little bit of that these days? So get the book, Learn the Bonobo Way. You'll be glad you did. Then you'll want to join Bonoboville, a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends.

And one last thing. The real bonobos are highly endangered, so a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups working to save the wild bonobos from extinction. Read the bonobo way and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times. And improve your love life.

Line it up, the flagpole to see who salutes it. And we are celebrating the jour de Bastille, Happy Bastille Day from Bonoboville. Liberté, égalité, fraternité, sex. Can I get an amen? Amen. Hallelujah. Namaste.

Yeah. All right, so I broke most of my begins. Actually, Danielle helped. But it is her second anniversary with the chef, so we're very excited. Which explains why I had so much sexual tension to release. And so they're naked, except for a boa constrictor. A red bow for all the blood of all the soldiers who fought for freedom. Or all the women with blood for humanity. You know,

will those words ever mean something again? That's too heavy. Let's do some bullets. Yes. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. We need humor. We do. I mean, because we're seeing the truth so much. It's shocking. It's scary. And it's setting us free. Well, that's what it says in the Bible, Dr. Susan. Yeah, I know. And you are here to represent the Bible in your nudity. I could teach a class.

And God created Adam and Eve naked as J-Birds. Betty Page told me. And there you are. And we have the Hollywood Jane review here tonight. And also Calista Rocks. Oh, yeah. That's very sparkly lipstick. Yeah. Wow. And so we've got Georgia O'Queefe. And Veronica Boss. And Lana Antondra. So you can take Lana either way, I guess.

Anglais ou France. And you have other sides and aspects, I'm sure you are a diamond. The chef is naked. Yeah, that's true. And letting it all hang out. Okay, so is the Facebook camera on his penis? No, no, no. Okay, Facebook camera. Just listening to this. Okay. How about my baguette? Your baguette's great. That's a big hit.

Yeah. Sucked my baguette. Bite my baguette. I like to have it bitten. Actually, you can tell. Yeah. Oh, Danielle, bite my baguette, baby. Oh, she's sucking it really good. You could be a porn star. Stormy Danielle. Oh, she broke it. Well, she's got to learn some things. Okay, well, now her husband is actually sucking my baguette. Whoa. He's pretty good at giving head, too.

At this point, I'm short, but thick is what you would say. You know, it's French. We are appreciating France. And by the way, where did Jay-Z and Beyonce do their apeshit video in the Louvre? Because they are also apeshit for the butte, galité, fraternité. Max and I are the Jay-Z and Beyonce of the Bonoboville, right?

Wish we had their billion, but, you know, we have Trump on a leash, which is actually his tie. And that's what the tie is for. Get those thumbs down. I don't like the thumbs. We're warning you. Before we tie it up. Stop thumbing. Jay-Z and Beyonce could never pay for what you and Max have. Well, they could. I would give them something.

It wouldn't work. Hey, Jay-Z and Beyonce. Yes, you can pay. You can pay. We offer sex therapy for couples, you know. I like to think we're the Jay-Z and Beyonce of car sex. There you go. You are. You are. And actually, where's my Cosmo? I have a Cosmo somewhere. I think it's in there.

We loved reading your article in Cosmopolitan about how was it kind of stupid. It is kind of stupid to think you can fucking a car and get away with it, but I mean. What's your favorite position in a car? No, actually, I was really against fucking in a moving car. Yeah. Well, we've done that, too. I felt was really wrong. The most crazy car scene I ever had.

Fucking in a stationary car is okay, I think. It's just that you're risking getting busted. What's the best position you guys do in the car? Well, this one time. Moving and dying. We were driving to this hot springs, carbon hot springs, and we were going up this. Isn't it amazing? I mean, they just rebuilt it. It burnt down. They just rebuilt it.

But we were driving up this dirt, like up this like mountain hill. And somehow, like, I think I convinced her to jump on top of me. And like, she was literally riding me as a girl. Woman on top of the country. Hell girl. All my son. Yeah. Well, his son was trailing us in the car behind us. You hit a bump and then y'all absolutely ended up on your car.

All right, let's make a pit stop here in Bonoboville. And we are going to have a performance. She redirects away from incest. I got it, you know, fine segues. So we're now going to see a little performance by a performance artist of the art of burlesque. You're too kind. Lana Antondra.

The Hollywood Jane review. I have my idea. From Bonoboville on the Dr. Susan Watch Show. I have no idea what the music's going to be. Here she is. And let's have the Kingster Play the Kingster by Carmina Formosa. Kingster. Gal day. Look at that adorable back side. And you can come see it again on Tuesday.

So nice. Sexy. Tassel twirling for you. That's kind of my specialty. Tassel twirling. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good workout. You have the perfect size tits to twirl tassels. I mean, it's literally the perfect size because it's just like you really control them.

Anyone can do it though. Yeah. But anyone can do it. But you got the perfect size titties to be like janked into titties. She does. It's true. Yeah. Jank, jank, jank, jank, jank. Very nice. And what is their size just for the numbers people out there? I think they're the C plus. The C plus. Plus indeed. So as long as we're comparing, I was talking about comparing earlier.

What about your size? I'm actually at 42d. So I wish I was at 41. And what is your specialty? My specialty, I do, I actually have really good tassel twirling skills. I used to do burlesque. But I guess my specialty, I do so many different specialties. Everybody likes my big ass. Everybody likes my big, big, big, big ass. Yeah. Yeah. But it's all covered up.

Can we see the actual ass? Or can we see the live ass? I did a couple different layers. She's got layers. Okay.

She's like a cake. She's on a hot night. Wow. Okay, here we go.

Striptease Callista here. Callista Rocks. Live from... Don't go to that.

Let's see the real thing, please. I'm talking to my back people. Okay. Yeah.

And up we go. Very nice. So that was the A. 56 inches of booty.

And your face. And an amazing Miss Piggy tattoo, I must say. Oh my God, that is gorgeous. That is a real piece of art.

Oh, look at that. Miss Piggy. Another female warrior. Is that a role model?

This one is actually one of my favorites. It's actually based off of a Russian prison tattoo from a female prostitute that was in and that F stands for free love.

Free love. Because I'm a lover, not a fighter. I'm always a lover. And yeah, well, let's see.

What should we do in our remaining few? You're about to say something and I don't know if I should allow that. I guess I will.

Okay, go on. I acknowledge it. I might as well. I don't even know what I was going to say anymore.

Okay, there you go. I think I was going to say something about the Russian tattoo. Yeah. But I wouldn't need my Vladimir Putin altar ego for that.

Go forth. I'm about a half a glass into my first glass of champagne. We might have that in Vladimir. After all, Helsinki is here.

So speaking of Russians and asses and truth, I would like to invite our listeners and viewers to a very special performance hosted by Dominatrixes against Donald Trump.

Oh, yeah. Yes, our San Diego contingency next Saturday at Take Me Home Gallery. There will be an opening from 5 to 11

for a show called Taboo, and we are doing a special surprise performance where you may air your Trump-related grievances. All right. We have many.

Yes, and there is. You can get a free ticket at my website. It's 18 and over only, so you have to reserve your spot. And also, Dad, the Dominatrixes

against Donald Trump are going to visit us here in Bonoboville. Indeed. On August 4th.

We're going to have a very special trumping. And I think we're going to have some Russian hookers. We are. We're going to have a variety of Russian hookers, I believe.

Yes, we are. So, well, what else do you have up your sleeves?

What's that? You took your sleeves off. All right. Well, I'm just offering

if you have anything else up your sleeves. Otherwise, we'll just keep going with what we're doing. I don't know.

Okay, all right. Yeah, if you want to see more, you should come over to our show. We tell about that.

We're going to talk about that again. And we're going to come see you. But we're here now. And we have a visiting

dignitary. Yes. And he's wearing a boa to show how much he likes Berlesque.

Well, I got that excited when I saw her Russian tattoo. So, I came back. Miss Piggy is Russian?

No, no, no, the Russian my liberation of the Russian. Did you ever fuck that

prostitute, Putin? This is your this is a Russian Tell me more about what this Russian

liberation mean. Well, the Russian liberation I just thought it was kind of signifying the freedom of some of the

probably people that were just suffering so badly. And I wanted to have their freedom and their experience

as a sex worker, you know, tattooed right on my thigh with the F that could stand for freedom or it could stand

for feminism or a feline or any kind of wonderful F word.

I really love F. And then lover. France, it stands for Viva La France. Yes.

I think sex workers are the future of the world. Sex workers are the future of all worlds. The new world order

shall be ruled by sex workers. I really believe it. It already is. Stormy Daniels

is, you know, absolutely a national treasure and she's more in the news than you, Putin.

Well, because she's much more interesting. Yeah, well, you're pretty interesting with the bow on. I noticed you're trying to compete a little bit. Maybe you want to be

a stripper too. I have to relax and touch into my feminine side. Why not? You're the richest guy in the world. You might as well get in touch with your feminine side.

Absolutely. Relax. Does Donnie do that for you? Donnie, come over here and suck Putin's bread. It's the bonobo way.

Come on. Yeah. Come on over here, Donnie. I want you to suck Putin's bread now, Donnie.

Yeah. The baguette. Wait a second. The tie is now in front of the baguette.

You know. This is the New World Order. We've got to have a good view of this. This is the new...

And move your microphone to the other side, Putin. So that, you know, we've got TMZ here. Right.

This is... This is what's happening. And do you think his base cares? Not a bit.

The New World Order. Come on. But you know what? I wouldn't care if he did this either. I would think this would be

maybe a New World Order. But... It's okay. Promance is okay.

Even men need other men. Give up all your money, Putin. Men

need intimacy with other men. Yeah. Well, why don't you make it legal in Russia? It will be very soon.

We need to be with... We need the bonobo way where men can be free. That's right. Okay. These guys are exciting.

Yes. Yes. Whoa. His penis fell off.

It's just broken half, ladies and gentlemen. Unaforn said we have to apologize now. It's broken half. Literally broken half.

The bromance. I love you. They're in love. Putin's penis is as broken

as our foreign policy. We don't have to be afraid anymore. We don't have to fear what we really want.

These two. We gotta keep the vision. And out of trouble. We're gonna bomb it.

Wow. The sex tape is released. I might change my vote. Making out and heavy petting. Whoa.

You guys. Mmm. This is not sex. Oh, wait.

Oh, wait. We got a little surprise here. Oh, my God. Tannies.

Oh, yeah. I think we need something harder. Yeah. Throw the book at him.

Whoa. Make him hold his head up. Yes. This is how we heal the world

and bring the countries together. Yes. Unity through mantis. Well, now you know what happens in hell.

Thank you. What do they say you go to heaven for the weather? Hell for the entertainment? This is what happens in heaven.

Now we just need to send him to Mars, ladies and gentlemen. Put him in a capsule, in a pod, and just send his ass to Mars. Elon Musk could take care of that, right?

Yeah, I was going to say, Elon Musk, please, we'll invest. They're making like bonobos. I think that's a good thing.

But he still needs to be spanked and he didn't really win. No.

Just get 12 spankings. Now we meditate. One for each Russian indictment. Ah, yes, brothers and sisters.

We need our burlesque because they're robbing us blind. So thank you, burlesquers.

Woo! The Comedia Erotica performers of Bonoboville

and our visiting performers from the Hollywood Jane Review. Woo! So I also would like to

invite E.Core the Wolf back on the stage because he was gone

for a week. A week! E.Core. There is Bonoboville

Rapmaster E.Core the Wolf. Well, welcome back.

Brigitte Brigitte Bardot. Speaking of French, we have Brigitte Bardot,

the new Brigitte Bardot right here. Hello. Hello.

We haven't seen you in a while. French toast. I know you have

the joie de la façade. You enjoy the spanking. Yeah. Don't talk off the microphone or I will spank you right now.

Right now. I did speak French and I told you to eat me I'm candy.

Ooh la la! You are cutting linguists. Il est manger bonbon.

Manger bonbon. Yeah. I am Bardot. Yes, you are.

Brigitte Bardot. I got that. You did. Welcome back to you too.

But E.Core was visiting his son who is a Chippendales dancer. Wow! That's some gene pool.

Yeah. So since the subject is strip T's, would anyone like

to help me to strip E.Core's bonobo milk shirt? Yeah.

Thank you. It's your anniversary. We didn't even pose. Oh yeah.

That's that's a good gene pool. Is this a new song E.Core?

Yeah. Are you going to freestyle for it? Yeah. The feather hanging off your balls.

It's a fashion statement. Man. Let me hear everybody in the building say she bad. She bad.

She bad. Bad. Give me that volume. Because there's a lot of bad ladies up here tonight.

All these bad girls. Let me hear you say yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

All the ladies say yeah. Say it sexually. Yeah. Look how she make it bad.

Look how she drop it low. Yeah. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing.

Look how she make it bad. Yeah. She got me watching like we're stalking but in a smooth way. She made me say damn.

Kick like jam 10 times. Added up $7 any holler. Put up though just to make my friends known. I'm a world off from and I'm in your zone.

I'm blown by the way she move that thing. Shake that thing. Make it bang. The whole room shake from the ass.

If you got that pop that's still the show. Get low. Everybody on the floor. Be taking it while she shaking it.

Back that thing up. Beep. I'll cap with y'all to show I'm in love. Then I'm back to dub with a freaking lap dance.

Tap dance with the man I don't need to know. But this is nice to show. That deal she ill. Real tight.

2D styles arrive this thrill. I'm in it for the whole night. So give it to me. Let me have it no static. The baddest one in the club right here.

Yes sir. She got it like that. Shake that thing. She back.

She back. I can't hear y'all. She back. She back.

Don't stop. Cause you got me turnt by the way you pop. In the way you pop. You got me high so don't stop.

Go work that body. Make sure you don't hurt nobody. Cause everybody watching you do your thing. Shake that thing.

Make it bang. I'm so mesmerized. So hypnotized. By the way she shake her ass.

So I had to buy more rounds. She put it down. She kept me up all night this shit. She bad.

She the bomb. Yes. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang.

Look how she drop it. She back. She back. She back.

I can't hear y'all. She back. She back. She back.

Cause she move that thing. Look how she make it bang. She back. She back.

She back. She back. From Manilaville. On the doctor says a block.

Yeah babe. Spank it babe. You know all my baguettes are breaking. I'm bad you're bad.

We're all bad here. On the doctor block show. Okay. What you want to talk about?

What you want to say? Close it out. We're kind of over. Everybody have fun today with doctor block.

Let me hear y'all say yeah. Let me hear y'all say oh yeah. Say hell yeah. Hell yeah.

Yeah. Doc Bleezy. So how much time do we have? We got time to just keep looking at you girl.

Keep looking at you girl. Oh. Anyone answer me out in technical land? Do I have time for a spanking?

They always throw up hands. We're trying to find out. It just means something. It's not very organized.

I have five minutes. That's it. You're not going to say in four minutes that I have five more minutes.

No. I mean you could. I'd roll with it. You could just kick Donald Trump

for the next five minutes. I could suck your bread again Dr. Suzy. Suck my bread.

It's really satisfying to suck it but not actually eating. I feel like I should spank somebody with this

bread the last spank that's in it. So it has to be a good ass.

Who would like to take The last spank. You would like to take it.

It's only going to be one. I need it. I've been such a bad girl today. I made my husband clean

on our wedding anniversary. Are we lined up for this? Don't grab the pussy or the baguette.

No coquette. No baguette for you. Don't stop boy. So you have to turn around.

Should I face daddy? No the other way. You should face the camera. Your butt.

Your butt should face the camera. Not my face. Just totally your butt. Not even a little bit of my face.

You teased her. You could go like this. Your ass teasing. Ass like that.

That's right. You're right. My ass does look better than my face. I told you it wasn't going to be long.

But it was good. I needed it. And so did we. The

Bastille Day. The Bastille Day. The Bonobo Way.

Oh yeah. Live from Bonoboville. Yes indeed brothers and sisters. Le Freire Le Sur.

We appreciate the burlesque of life. Because life is hard

for the 99.9% that we are. And you know sometimes the burlesque

it carries you into revolution. It does. And of course

yes here we don't want to do it with guillotines and guns. Although the other side kind of is. But you know we're trying to do it like

bonobos. And bonobos empower the females. That's right. They're very me too.

But me too, me too. The guys too. Right? Not just the girls.

The women are empowered, the female bonobos, but the males feel good about it. The males enjoy.

Let's get the laid. The males are getting laid. And not just by the lay there.

But really having some sex. And by the way the sex takes all different forms. Mostly outer course. Actually a lot of oral sex.

And kissing. And hugging. Which I just read today the children who are being held in

detention camps by you. Trump. You're holding children in detention camps.

No get those thumbs down. I liked it when professor only tied up your thumbs. And by the way it's not just him. Obama had some kids

in detention camps. But he has a lot more than anybody. And he's like trying to make an example.

Right? And these kids aren't even allowed to hug each other. They're not allowed to touch each other. And they're all his business friends.

His big business. Prison business. Now that's the Bastille that we got a storm, brothers and sisters, lovers

and sinners. The prison industrial complex of the United States of America that holds more prisoners

than any place else. Three minutes. And I feed the machine. I got to keep feeding the machine. That's the Bastille we really need to storm

other than my pussy. And my pussy. And your pussy needs to be stolen.

So anyways we love you and we want you to make like Bonobos not baboons and go to the Hollywood

Jane review which is where? Rockwell Table & Stage in Los Feliz. All right. Thank you so much

Georgia Oakweef Lana Antondra and Veronica Voss and thank you

Blanche Bourgeois as well. Check it out for less lots of fun.

Take the whole family. I mean I don't know. It seems like you could but anyway what do I know? I'm a bonobo.

So thank you Rianne and Erin's and check out her art check out her art

right in San Diego and the dominatrix is against Donald Trump. We'll be back

in Bonoboville August 5th but if you need more of them go down to San Diego at the where?

Anyway Take me home gallery in Little Italy Okay

and Callista Rocks I feel like we didn't get to know you too well but maybe we will more later Yes and you can find me at

CallistaRocks.com R-O-X-X-X Okay R-O-X-X-X

and then there is the lovely married couple two years congratulations All right kids

Yeah Liberté Fraternité Egalité Le mariage

and they are Frenching now that's called French kissing because the French know how to do that they are romantique

we we Romanesque as well as burlesque as well as Rubanesque

and we are always happy to see you most Bonobo couple winners We love you and we love everyone here thank you so much for being our family

I hope you don't love me like you love Trump I mean maybe it's okay I love you so much more than I love Trump Thank you

Dr. Suzy the president President of France President of Bonobo

President of everywhere President of our hearts There you go Max gave me an award

an award for world's best person can't be bad so I I don't want to run for any other office

that one's just it so and we're so happy to have Iqor the wolf back and

Brigitte Bardot wo wo yeah maybe we'll have an after show Joie de la façade avec toi

okay and my lovely assistant here she is ass producer

and Dr. Susan Block Institute therapist Phoenix Dawn hello

don't play with my friends this is a lot bigger than anything you've got I'm trying to say you look good fucking great

you look even better than you look in your photo and I'll be happy to wrestle with you alright so I think I'm just about out of time

so I just want to say make like bonobos not baboons make love not war make love to someone you love tonight even if that someone is you

yeah I love you talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else you can talk to us

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Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way inspired by my love for the make love

not war great apes you know the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions including face to face

but it's not just how bonobos have sex it's how they use sex to prevent murder and war

really they're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other they practice what I call peace through pleasure

with the females gently dominating the very happy very sexually satisfied males bonobos are special

partly because they just are and partly because they're very very close to us almost 99% genetically similar

to us when it comes to being human even being humane bonobos can teach us so much

which brings me to us and more specifically to you is your inner bonobo longing to swing free

would you like to tap into the hot natural sex energy within you bet you would so you can better enjoy the pleasures in life

and cope with the pain you know the pain and have more orgasmic organic sustainable sex

who doesn't want that greater lust greater trust and better anger management and who couldn't use a little bit of that these days

so get the book learn the bonobo way you'll be glad you did then you'll want to join bonoboville a new global village

for bonobo lovers and friends and one last thing the real bonobos are highly endangered so a portion of all book sales

go to bonobo conservation groups working to save the wild bonobos from extinction read the bonobo way and learn why this could be

the most important eco-sexual movement of our times and improve your love life