Lupercalia 2018

Full transcript of Lupercalia 2018 on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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pagans, panpeniscus and panbenobo sapiens, whipsters and whippies, floggers and floggies. Oh yes, brothers and sisters, heart shaped. Ancient history nuts, friends, Romans, them dogs, lend me your ears. I come to bury Valentine's Day, not to praise it, for Valentine's Day is but a fake news story.

Created church and sugared by the hallmark capitalist card industry and mass distributed and abetted Amazon, not the river. We're going to get into the river very soon, not the Amazon. Not on the Tiber, but we are here tonight to celebrate live from Bonoboville on the Dr. Susan Block show.

It's Lupercalia. Can I get an amen? Can I get an amen? We are going to celebrate the original holiday of the heart.

Brothers and sisters, because this Valentine that you see if you are tuned in and watching, it doesn't look anything like the cardiac organ that beats within our chests, now does it. But it looks a lot. Okay, who's got a nice heart shaped butt right here?

You got to turn it upside down. Turn around and we turn around this and we see the heart shaped ass of the Valentine, right? That's what it is. It's a not just heart shaped ass, but a well whipped heart shaped ass, brothers and sisters.

Because this is the holiday of whips and floggers, not candy and flowers. Well, we always like flowers now, don't we? But candy, I don't know, it's bad for you. Much better to be whipped, consensually of course.

And yes, this holiday is, you know, there were probably a few that slipped through and maybe there was a me too of ancient Rome. But, you know, mostly it was supposed to be consensual, way, way back before 50 shades of anything. This was really 800 years before the founding of ancient Rome.

I mean, before the Roman Empire, that is. This was the founding of the little city of Rome. And this holiday, the Lupercalia would get very, very wild as you're going to see. You know, filled with primal wolf.

That's the signal for the howling. Yes, thank you. And of course, the great Greco-Roman goat god that I am now channeling. The great god Pan, god of the wild, god of nature.

And friend of the wolves. A horny and horned old goat. A beloved character. You know, might get into some trouble with some nymphs sometimes,

but basically representing the wild in us all. And yes, the Catholic Church did come along and find poor horned, horny old pan too wild and turned him into the devil. And the rest is satanic history.

You know, the horns, the tail, the animal wild side. Well tonight, we are bringing Pan back from the devilish hell he was banished into. Letting him as a her, because you know, it's 2018. So this is, I don't know, Panette and Miss Pan and Dr. Pan.

And yes, Pan is the Greek name, of course, for the god of the wild, who is Faunus in the Roman and Lupacus in this particular holiday. Very sort of ancient Roman trivia here. But basically we're going to tell the story,

which stars a feminist and a natureist, a great milk wolf named the Looper. And tonight, our Looper is played by 2017 Suzy Award winner for most well-rounded kingster, Rhiannon Arons.

Stand up, take your bowels. Rhiannon Arons is the wolf. The Looper is what it is, you know, Looper, right? And if you don't know a Looper from Aleppo, you know that it's wolf in Latin.

And interestingly, it's also prostitute. That's right. It is. Loopa is a word for whore.

So the wolf, the Looper, the goddess of the Lupercalia, of the original Valentine's Day is a whore, okay? And a very beautiful whore. Yes, she is.

All the best people are. Yes. A sex worker. I think whore sounds sexier, though.

But anyway, here she is. She is here. She is ready to reign with Pam and a few others over the Lupercalia. Now, our other two featured stars of the story, the myth.

At least we know this is fake news. We don't have to worry about whether it is or not. It's a myth, but you know what? It's got some interesting reality to it.

And this myth is about the founding of Rome, which you may recall from your junior high school mythology classes, was founded by Romulus and Remus, two twin brothers. That's right.

Our twin brothers as infants now in their mother's womb. Okay, I guess you're their mother. And this is Rea Silvia, is the mother, and Rea Silvia is being played tonight by the lovely mistress,

El Zelena. Can you stand up and take a bow, please? El Zelena, first time here. All right.

And she is the mama. Yeah, she looks like she could take care of those kids, except she's not going to be able to take care of these kids, as many mothers are not able to.

So these kids are played by Hollywood actress. Can I call her? I knew she'd get a laugh out of that. All right.

Excellent, amazing performance artist. Yeah, we are going to act. I'm explaining who you are. An hour from Hollywood.

This is Comedia Erotica. We are always ourselves. We are always ourselves. So Danielle Watts, brothers and sisters,

is playing the part of Remus, I believe, if that's what they've worked out. So this is a real-life married couple playing two brothers, twins. The husband playing Romulus, being Chef Belay.

Hello, how are you? Yeah, and they are multiple Susie Award winners. Absolutely. Most Bonobo couple, among other awards.

And now they are being very Bonobo, lying naked as newborns. Naked as newborns. And their mother is, you know, kind of watching over them.

And their mother is the queen of Alba Longa. And, well, her father, Numitr, has been killed. And now, Numitr's uncle, mean old uncle Aurelius. Amelius. I think it's Amelius, not Aurelius.

Right, it's Amelius. Okay, Max, this is your part. Captain. Okay, Captain.

Where did he go? Max. It's because he's not supposed to play the mean man. He is. He's really good at it.

And also, Max is from Rome. So, you know, it really, it fits. And he knows he's supposed to play this part. Okay.

When's the last time you had a shower? This morning. Oh, I'm coming, darling. I just had to go to this.

He's making an entrance. Okay, so you are mean old uncle Amelius. And you are going to steal the throne of Numitr, of the nation of Albalanga.

And in order to do so, you would like to get rid of these children who are just going to get in the way of your political ambitions. And so, you are going to throw them into the Tiber River. Because in those days, you know, they were kind of like Republicans.

They didn't want to be responsible for killing the babies. And so they didn't want to actually kill them. And so they thought they could, you know, get away with it. If they just left, yeah, they were kind of pro-life.

So they'd leave them on a rock by the river. And usually they would die exposed to the elements. Where is Max? Oh, I'm right here.

Oh, come on over here. You're supposed to throw them into the Tiber. Oh, it's my part. Yes, this is your part.

Oh, man. Okay, what's my name? Your name is Uncle Amelius. Oh, no.

Oh, and he is actually from our tradition. Romulus and Remus are represented by these pieces of paper. I know of them. I know of them.

And I know of these children who are waiting for me to die so they could have my silverware. So, one by one, I must rid them. Yes, rid them.

From my life. Yes. And separate them from my assets. There you go.

That's the theme. Those heart-shaped assets. Max actually has a beautiful heart shape. Go away.

All right. Leave my cars and homes in real estate alone. All right. There it is.

That was a star turn. Thank you, Max. I don't hear any applause. We're applauding now.

Yes. That was Uncle Amelius throwing them into the Tiber. So now you ladies are going to play the Tiber. My beautiful assistants are now going to be the Tiber River.

They're looking at me like, yeah, you didn't tell me this. Well, of course I didn't tell you this. Okay. So now pick up.

She's going to be a river. You're going to be a river and you're going to be tossing and turning in the river. You're going to, so now be the river. Maybe in front of them.

There you go. How about if we have a topless river? I think so. I think we need a topless river.

Topless river. I hear the sounds of the river. You know, they throw a lot of trash into the river. I'll tell you.

The rivers are polluted. Even in ancient Roman days, they were throwing their lighters into the river. Okay. So now here we go.

The river. And Romulus and Remus are tossing and turning in the river. They are drowning in the river. They're only babies drowning in the river.

In the tiber. Oh, what can save them? Anything? This isn't operetta, by the way.

That's why there's singing, right? Let them drown. There is the voice of their uncle. Let them drown now.

The villain. I must save my silverware. A billu per calia. Get down.

All right. They're drowning. And the wolf. The wolf is with her wolf cub.

Wolf cub. This actually is bratty wolfie. And that's her real name. And so she should play the wolf cub, which she is.

And the wolf is going to save the human babies. You could be a little jealous of this. Or you could play with them, either one. Oh, I'm so tired and hungry after almost drowning in the river.

That's right. What shall I do for food? Well, there's these big honking titties right in front. I thought they would kiss.

How did they come back to life? The universe has surely been kind to us. Let us suckle on the wolf's teeth. Absolutely.

And here we go, where the wolf, the looper is like the prostitute, the whore, the great milf, the cougar, the mother, just the nurturer of us all, the great, great nurturer, mother earth, the wolf goddess, the nurturer of ancient Rome,

and all of humanity in a way relative to our beloved friends, the dog, you know? It's the year of the dog. Happy year of the dog, right?

They're kind of like wolves. Happy year of the dog. Happy Supercalia. You've got some competition here, won't you?

Yes. Our wolf sister has come to feed with us. Move over, brothers, so that our wolf sister may suck of the teeth of the mother wolf.

And as they suck of the teeth of the mother wolf, they're doing great. They're actually, you know, right in line with this sort of quasi-biblical story

that is really an ancient Greco-Roman story, got Greek gods like Pan and Roman characters. So, yeah, the wolf milk suckles Romulus and Remus, and they grow up on her milk strong and brave.

And did I tell you they were sons of Mars? They are. I mean, in fact, one just banged me in the boob there. Wow, see, they're tough guys, these twins.

They grew up very strong and very warrior-like. You know, Rhea Sylvia had some nookie with the Mars god and made these twins. And here they are.

Thanks to my wolf milk, now I can do anything. I have lots of probiotics now. I'm strong. So, they go off and they kill their uncle.

Fuck you, Uncle Max. Wait a minute. Amelius. I mean, Uncle Amelius, you may have fed us for a time.

Yeah. Which one of you said that? Okay, do you want to do a death scene, Max? That's wrong.

What? You're dying now. Oh, I'm dying. Yeah, come die.

You dirty fucking rat. You fucking dumb uncle. You're going to get all my shit. You piece of shit, Stingy, Paul, Eddie, my father.

This is not the godfather. I don't need leeches like you. We eat a lot. We want that.

You're killing me. You know what? It is a little like the godfather. It's a guy.

It kind of is. All right. So, yeah, it's very much, you know, it's it's it's Italy. It's a time.

So, you know, okay. Die, my fucker. You know what I'm talking about? I got it.

I got to finish the story and then wind to the celebration. Okay. Quiet down. Now, after they kill their uncle, they decide to go off and found their own city.

Fuck yeah. They find these and they start to build their city and while they're building their city Romulus decides he wants to build a fence. I will erect this phallic fence.

Or you could say a wall around his hill. That's even bigger over here. Remus is a little bit like what? Really big one.

You're going to build a wall over your wall. But brother, shouldn't we just erect a phallic building? You know, they have an argument. But I'm still building a bigger wall.

But brother, shouldn't we just erect a phallic building? I believe that we could do both. Yes. Like many.

Who needs a fence when you have a phallic building? Well, I agree. We should be like every capital in the world. Remus is very vicious.

We all have tall buildings. Let's build lots of tall dick buildings, bro. So they argue and Remus proves his point by jumping over Romulus's wall. And as he does that, Romulus, defending what he thinks is his kingdom, I guess,

he battles with Remus and he kills him. She's a professional actress. She's joining me. On the other side.

Fuck you, brother. This is fratricide, brothers and sisters. Kind of like in Cain and Abel, you know, the Judeo-Christian Bible. There's a lot of brother killing brother.

Fratricide is very common. We have past lights going on, you know. Oh, just dialed it. And Romulus being a consummate Roman politician,

he of course declares that he is very remorseful. Feels terrible that this happened. And he claims it was an accident. And he says he never meant to kill his brother, right?

Like when Jamie shot that guy? He kind of hit me as he did it and it hurt. And so I just started fighting back. Fuck you.

Anyway, you know, the survivors are the ones who write history. Hey, Roman's laying. He was very upset about it, but not too upset because he went on to found this great city

that he and his brother had dreamed of. And he called it not Remus. He didn't call it Rem. At this point, I'm really sad.

He called it Rome. He called it Rome. He's very special to me. Well, instead of killing him,

you should just whack him with a february. Can we bring him back to life? Not that one. Is there a system in place?

The february are created by Jux Leather. Is this where the... No, brother. Well, we made this part up.

And now you're going to kill me again. And we're really getting into this part. Oh, he's alive. And yes, actually, in our version,

he does come back to life. What's this fucking capitalism shit, bro? I'm so sorry. I know, let's destroy it.

Before the capitalism, before it. Before it, there's still more. Before the capitalism, come back up a little bit. I'm back from the dead, bro.

You come back through your ancestors who create a college, which is why I'm wearing my Yale panties. I'd like to come back.

So our spirit came back. A college fraternity. And it's called the Luperkai Fabai. And they are the descendants of Remus.

And Romulus' descendants create another fraternity. These are a bunch of frat boys. And this is called the Luperkai something else. Luperkai Quintilli.

And as time passes, these two fraternities, populated by young, nearly naked Roman frat boys, meet at the Ides of February.

Every Ides of February in the cave of the Luperkau. Right now, the cave... Grab my Roman stick. The womb room is the cave of the Luperkau.

The wolf cave. The wolf that nurtured these frat boys. Great, great, great granddaddies. And when they go into that cave,

they bring a goat in honor of me, Pam. Where's the goat? Who's going to be the goat? No, we need a goat.

I don't want to be sacrificed. Anyway, moving right along. They sacrifice a goat. She has a goat sheeps thing on.

Okay, come on in. Come here goat bitch. We're going to sacrifice you to our wolf mom. She looks a little bit...

Put your face in her... This is Elena Reigns, who's actually a very wonderful singer. And her Valentine shaped ass is now getting spanked.

And so they would sacrifice a goat. And from this goat, they would... She's a goat now?

They would eat the goat. Yeah, you see her fur? And they would drink the wine. And they would get very drunk.

And then those who were not too plastered would carve these... Well, they would make februa out of the goat skin, as well as loincloths.

And then the lupakai, who were the different frat boys from the different ancestors, would each do a little ritual

in which they would drink some wine. I'll take some water. Okay. And then they would get...

Two, please. Two waters before we... The mark of the lupakau on their foreheads.

And they used goat's blood to do this. Okay, what is going on over here? Okay, get down. Are we going to cut here?

Okay. And who wants to be the first to get their forehead marked? Who has the water? Okay.

Would you like to? Yes. Okay. So you would drink the wine

and would you like a heart or a cross or an X or a penis? Penis!

Whatever you want. You want to be a penis? Yeah? I am open to your guidance.

Okay, so now you need to get down on your knees so that I can reach you. All right. Okay, there you go.

And... Okay. So... I am not a great artist

and this looks a little bit more like a mushroom maybe. Here you go. Okay, turn around.

How's that? That's a pretty good dick. That's like a mushroom or a dick. That's really cool.

It's a pretty good dick. It's a mushroom or a dick. So this is the ritual. Who else would like to be marked for the lupakau?

The other brothers. What would you like on your forehead? What would you like me to have on my forehead? A penis.

Well, he got the penis. I don't know if I could make a heart. I could make a cross. She's a boy.

A V. A V. Okay. For victory.

V. That's easy. Jaima. Yeah.

There you go. Om namashi. Om namashi. There you go.

We don't use goats' blood. We just use lipstick. But it does mark the lupakai. Anyone want to get marked?

Would you like to... Lupakai? Mistress Jennifer. I was choosing this music.

It's really brilliant. This is Mistress Jennifer Brothers and Sisters Lovers and Sinners. And we are very, very excited to have her join us in Bonoboville for this very special holiday. Because Mistress Jennifer is not only a fantastic mistress in Texas.

Where those guys really need some discipline, let me tell you. But she's a therapist with the Dr. Susan Block Institute. And we're very excited to finally have you here. And take a microphone.

Not a whip. Okay. There you go. He took my microphone.

We share microphones around here. So, welcome Mistress Jennifer. Yes ma'am. Yes.

So, how do you like Bonoboville and the institute? You're here. Love it. I'm finally here.

After all this time, I'm finally here. This is awesome. Yes. We are so excited to have you here.

Me too. And I'm going to mark your forehead with whatever symbol you desire. How about a cross? Because I like to put people on those St. Andrew's Crosses.

So why don't you do that? Like an X-Cross or a X-Cross? Let's do a X-Cross. Like a St. Andrew's Cross.

Yes ma'am. Mistress Jennifer aka Jesus. After all, she is the incarnation of Jesus now. Yes ma'am.

And yes, she is now a Luperkai. And you brought your floggers. Of course I did. Yes you did.

And tonight is a night for flogging. Because yes, when the Luperkai emerged from the cave, they took up the goatskin february. Yes, that's right.

Named for February. And they went forth into the countryside with these february made by Jux Leather. Oh, I got your february.

And they would smack the willing behinds of ladies and gentlemen. Both. Absolutely. For luck, love, lust, and perhaps a baby.

And no, it wasn't as scientific as an IVF clinic. But after all this whipping that they would do and smacking, there would usually be a lot of sex. In fact, there would be orgies going on all through Rome,

which wasn't even Rome yet, but then it became Rome. And this is why Rome was founded on orgies and on the great god Pan and the Pansexualists. And of course Pan is also the name of Paniscus.

The bonobos are Pan Paniscus in Latin. So, yes, Pan is very bonobo. And really, Lupercalia is very bonobo-esque. Because, yeah, it's a lot of people like whipping and fucking

and nobody getting killed. Well, at least not on purpose. And, yeah, it's very bonobo. But it was, you know, kind of too bonobo for the church,

which kind of took it and made it illegal. No more whipping, no more orgies. None of that. You got to get down on your knees.

You got to be celibate now. Sounds like Zuckerberg. But, you know, people wanted to celebrate the Lupercalia around Valentine's Day.

So that's what the Catholic Church created. Valentine's Day. Because the Lupercalia was always celebrated, February 15th through 17th or 18th.

And so they threw this other holiday. And they threw it, like, sort of at the people. And they said, all right, you're going to celebrate the Feast of St. Valentine.

And they co-opted the color red, which was always the color of the Lupercal for the goat's blood and for the well-whipped butts. And they just turned it into these hearts

that nobody understood the meaning of. And then they made up this myth about Valentine, St. Valentine, this celibate priest who supposedly married these people against the law in Rome.

And, yeah, Emperor Claudius did make it illegal for soldiers to get married so that they would all be gay. No, so that they would all channel their sex drive, I guess, into fighting.

It was terrible. But Valentine, there was, you know, the thing is, okay, so the rest of the story is that St. Valentine. Break it down.

Yeah. He's about to die. Okay, who wants to be St. Valentine? You want to be St. Valentine?

Valentine. Okay, St. Valentine. Well, he's celibate. Nobody wants to be him.

Okay, so he is about to die. And what does he do? He falls in love with the jailer's daughter, who's blind.

Aw. And on the night before he is about to be killed, he heals the daughter with his saintly, ophthalmological skills.

And she... Can see. Can see now, which is a great thing because he leaves her this card.

Hallelujah. That says, you're Valentine. And that. Aw, right.

Sugar dripping, drip, drip, drip. Because it's not true. It's just a made up story. It's a cute story.

It's got no sex in it. They never have sex. And it's got lots of unrequited love, which we think is romantic.

It's actually fucked the fuck up. It's fucked the fuck up. I'd rather die in the ecstasy of death than live a whole life of not being able

to satisfy my desires. Well, that created a lot of... in the closet sex. Well, it sure did.

And that's where we are now, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, friends, Romans and femdoms. We are here.

And no Shakespeare didn't write about... The jailer's daughter. No, he didn't write about jailers. I did that monologue.

That was Hallmark. I did that monologue in theater school. It was... He actually wrote about the lubricalia, though.

Hallmark. Shakespeare in Julius Caesar writes about Mark Antony coming in with the crown for Caesar at the lubricalia.

And Caesar being, you know, kind of cool. He says, no, I don't want it. I don't want to be the king. And anyway, they make him the king anyway,

and then they kill him. I didn't read that part. I played Porsche, I only read my part. All right.

Well, anyway... I actually read more this time, Will. We are bringing back the lubricalia under the rain of pen

in Bonoboville. Let the whipping begin. Okay, so who will be first to be whipped and who will be first to whip?

We have a volunteer with his hand... An arm went up. His hand shot up. Jacob's, Jacob.

Jacob's chimes. I don't see his hand, but... It was very bad. Oh, oh, oh.

Jacob's whipped very bad. Oh, he needs to get it. He needs to get it spanked. Dr. City, I saw...

It's a result of... I think probably if anyone deserves this spanking, it's me. Yeah.

Okay. Not bad this week. All right. Well, you can get a spanking.

You have to get up out of your yoga pose. Yeah, talk to spank that way. Okay, now, who wants to give Jacob a spanking? He needs a good one.

He gets... Do we have any volunteers among the mistresses? Oh, yeah. A mistress.

Jennifer, would you like to give Jacob a spanking? Okay, why don't you get him over here? Yes, I'd love that. He was telling us earlier he needs a spanking.

I think we could have two spankings right now. Two actually floggings. We can kind of team up those. Because I see here the lovely Brattie,

Wolfie, who I'm sure is very Brattie, and she needs to take her Brattie pants off. And who, maybe Mistress L, would you like to... Selena would like to...

Would you like to do this with Brattie? Would Brattie, would you like to do this with Mistress Selena? Oh, yes.

I sensed a certain chemistry. Ah, here comes that beautiful heart-shaped butt. Just a different kind of heart. Yeah, absolutely.

He really does deserve this, Dr. Susan. And whoever's spanking Jacob should know... Yes, please. That...

Oh, here. But I should give you a Lupercalyan symbol. Yeah, what is your favorite symbol? What do you want to be?

An upside-down heart. Okay. It's a little cock-eyed or pussy-eyed or something. But there it is.

It's an upside-down heart. Would you like to be marked for the Lupercalyan? What symbol would you like? Surprise.

Surprise you. How about if I give you a symbol of womanhood? There we go. There she is, Mistress L. Selena.

Yes. Okay, so let's move some of these chairs aside, people, if you could help me with this. And maybe we can get some room for...

Yeah, you can just sit here. You're a ghost, by the way. All right. And you're Romulus the Founder of Rome.

What ghost at this point? What mark would you want? Yeah, you want to mark somebody? I want to mark Jacob.

Oh, yeah, mark Jacob. Okay. Would you want me to mark Jacob? Because I'm the high priest.

Jacob, come on over here. What symbol should we give Jacob? All-seeing eye. An all-seeing eye.

He needs to wake his third eye up. Stop being such a bad boy. I think I'll give it eyelashes. Okay, how's that?

Wait, wait, wait, one second here. Okay. All right, so he may need to take off some clothes. Okay, you should tell him to do that.

You should work for him. You should make him worship you. Yes, all right. And here is the fabulous ass of Braddy Wolfie.

This is Braddy Wolfie's second time here at the Dr. Susan Block show. Hey, don't stand in front of me or else you're going to get hit hard. Yeah, get down. That's right.

Down, down. Maybe he should take his shirt off. Show his hairy back. Right.

All right, folks, how we doing? We're all going to get into a spanking mood, a flogging mood. This is the Lupercalia in Bonoboville. Yes, indeed.

Make those asses red as a Valentine. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters. Redden up those butts. Anybody else need to be spanked?

Should we get another spanking person? Who else needs to be spanked? Let's see. Would you like to, you said you needed to be spanked.

All right. All right. So who's going to spank my beautiful assistant, Phoenix? You would like to help?

All right. Okay. So here you go. Now you've got a wicked walloper there.

Microphones, microphones. I've been really naughty, my love. Baby, get down. Get down on all fours.

You heard what I said. I didn't stutter. Whoa. Get top down.

For me? I feel like we're really reaching a spiritual place, Dr. Suzy. Yes. Would you like to be marked, Phoenix, with what would you like to be marked?

Surprise you. This is, I have to be creative. I'll just give you a heart like me. That's spiritual.

Get down, baby. How about you? What would you like? That feeling.

I'll give you the upside down heart. That you get. There you go. With pain comes pleasure.

With pleasure comes spiritual release. Whoa. Very interesting. Very nice.

Very poetic. Yes. All right. A little harder.

And we are getting some flogging in here. Woo-hoo. Yes, indeed. It's the Lupercalian celebration.

Floggers, not flowers. Yes. You can't see this. You can't see this on Facebook.

No. I guess you can't see it on Facebook. But we are celebrating the Lupercalian. Yeah.

February in February. Celebrating the inclusivity of Bacchanalia as opposed to the exclusivity and commercialism of Valentine's Day. Oh.

That's right. Right. Everyone can be whipped or whipped. Oh, look who's here.

Oh my goddess. Whoa. Yes. Christine Dupre, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners.

And she's late. So she should be spanked. Christine, welcome back to Bonoboville. We've missed you.

Yes, we will. But we'll make you strip first. No. Yeah.

Look at you. You look so dressed. Oh, God. She's always trying to get me to take my clothes off.

I know. Well, you're late. You're going to be accused pretty soon. Oh, you have such a cute butt.

Look at that. Amazing butt. She's actually a professional wrestler, Christine Dupre is. And a penthouse pet centerfold.

Whoa. From 1980 something. She's a professional. A professional.

That's right. But she, oh no, whores are celebrated tonight. It's the night of the great. What is it celebrated every night?

The Roman whore. The wolf. Sometimes you celebrate more than whore every night. Cougar whore.

Absolutely. Absolutely. And how much time do we have? You will soon find out.

Okay. You can vlog my butt. Yay. Yay.

Can someone back there tell us how much time we have? I think it was much rejoicing. They're coming. They're coming.

Okay. And who needs to be marked? Who needs to be marked? There's a sign.

Five minutes. We have five minutes. All right, Christine, you bad girl. Give me your forehead.

What symbol do you want? You want a heart? A heart. Right side up or upside down?

Right side up. She doesn't want to be an ass. There we go. Yes.

Happy Lupercalia. Seriously, brothers and sisters. This is from the heart. Let's all be together.

Let's not let them drive us apart. Those of us in couples or truffles or singles. Let's all whip it up for Lupercalia. Inclusivity.

Community. Community. Common unity. Socialism.

Sharing resources. Socialism. Sharing pain and sharing pleasure. And Trump.

What about Trump? Fuck Trump. He on him. Trump is our daddy.

Here's the thing, guys and girls. Brothers and sisters. Where's my magazine? Get the magazine.

Get up. Get the magazine. Get the magazine. Yes.

So, the year I first found out about Lupercalia, I've never really liked Valentine's Day. It's too much pressure. And pressure is the enemy of pleasure.

But it is the holiday of the heart. And I've always wanted to celebrate it. So, in 2006 I found out about Lupercalia. Now, it just so happens that in 2006,

Trump asked Stormy Daniels to spank him with this Forbes magazine. With the richest people in America. With himself and his daughter Ivanka.

As well as Junior on the cover. And perhaps he was possessed by the Lupercalian spirit. And so tonight, we have not Stormy Daniel. Although, you know, we might as well.

But we do have Stormy Daniel. Stormy Daniel right here. Stormy Daniel. Here, you get the Forbes.

And where's Trump? I thought he was out. No, there's no Trump. We have to use the dummy.

We have to use the dummy. There he is. Because he's made terrible speeches about the gun violence. And because he wants a military parade,

we are gagging him with an automatic weapon here. Does daddy really deserve that? Yes. Oh, absolutely. He likes it too.

Okay. Okay, so now spank him with the Forbes. Stormy Daniel. Are you sure daddy wants it?

Daddy. Do it. Do it. Do it.

Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.

Do it. And here's his tiny little pee pee. All right, daddy. I love you.

But you've been a very bad daddy. I love you. And I will always love you. Power into it.

Your small dick complex is really hurting a lot of people. That's right. His gag fell out. Is there anything else?

Yes, right behind you. There you go. That was pretty good. That was good.

I'm impressed with you. You have to give him air for care though. Okay, daddy. But you know what?

You have three minutes. This is the only way we really want him is gagged. Oh, I'm terrified of guns. Dr. Suzy, that's very violent for the queen of pleasure.

Well, it's a plastic toy gun. It's terrifying. I wasn't allowed to play with guns growing up. That's why I'm so sexual today.

Well, you know, that's a good point. Stormy, Danielle. That is. I mean, it's true.

You shouldn't play with guns. And that's true of the president. The president shouldn't play with guns either. And so he is here for Lupercalia for penance and purification.

Because that is another theme of the holiday besides inclusivity. And lust. I'm getting whipped up. For spring.

That's right. The howl of the wolf. And I believe we have another wolf in the house. Is that right?

The wolf is in the house. Yes. Come on over here for just before the break. Oh, there you are.

Hey, so we're going to come back in just a few minutes. For more Lupercalia, we're going to have music now. Because, of course, any Lupercalia would have music. And more flogging.

And, you know, more talking. And more spanking Trump with the Forbes magazine. By Stormy, Danielle. So don't come yet.

And don't go away. We'll be right back. I'll see you there. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block.

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Testify. And you are not ashamed. How was it? What's your report?

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That thing is bigger than your little body. That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen. Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready.

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Whoa. Whoa. Hey, darling girl. I love you.

I love you. That's my girl. You are listening to Radio Suzy One on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block.

Welcome back, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners to the original holiday of the heart, the pagan Valentine's Day. Lupercalia.

Woo-hoo. In Bonoboville. Because tis better to get one's buns beaten on Lupercalia than one's heart broken on Valentine's Day.

Can I get an amen? Amen. Can I get an amen? Amen.

Yes, indeed. I don't know, but I've been told that, you know, you got to just celebrate love wherever you can. And Valentine's Day has so many conditions,

so many exclusions that, yeah. There's my Valentine. Stop complaining and enjoy yourself. God damn it.

Well, I do want to say that I'm very delighted that I have Putin joining us for the Lupercalia. Yeah, I'm very happy to be here, Dr. Suzy. I've been a fan of yours for a long time.

Well, thank you, Vladimir. Thank you, Dr. Suzy. I have that love-hate thing with you, you know, just like I have with Jeff Bezos.

I mean, you know, the richest men in the world, both of you, and you just have too much. But lots of good fucking for us. Communism, socialism.

I see you're getting involved with some good fucking yourself sitting there in the lap of our presidents. We have good love affairs for a long time. Yeah, you do.

It's very cute. Look at that. You know, I don't mind that. I don't mind the bromance.

Look, look, yes, the bromance. This is the Valentine bromance. I love him. I love him so much.

Yes, yes. My sweetheart forever. It's your scary kind of love, you know. It's kind of a, you know, love has its hazards.

Love has no limits. No limits. Yeah, right. Right.

Can we use the nukes if we've got them? Right, I know. So, yeah, you guys have got to keep the peace. I hope that your bromance can help you to be bonobo.

Yes, we are very deeply in love. Yeah, that's good. I think. The bonobo.

All right. Well, happy lubricalia and thank you for joining us. You know, and we have a very illustrious group here tonight. And we're very excited to have Trump here in, on our terms, you know, right.

Yes. With Putin in his lap. Yes, I got a sun tan. You've seen my skin.

I was in on vacation. Yes, you did. Enjoying myself. Not your face though.

I see you keep your face out of the sun. Yes. I put the mask on like Michael Jackson for the face, but for coffee. I like to bathe in the sun like the goddess.

That I feel like on the inside. So who's the dom here? Who's going to get whipped and who's going to whip? I like to be submissive to Mr. Trump.

You do. I love it. Oh, see? It's one way in the bedroom and another way.

In the bank. Can we get a little Russian twerk action? Oh, yeah. Okay.

We're going to get that action going here. Okay. Here we go. Here.

Is he going to sing? Oh, there it goes. Trump. And two.

Crucifalism. Crucifalism. Right here in our hotelia. Wow.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, that Russian.

Oh, Russia is the country in the world. Hey, happy year of the dog. Year of the bitch. All right.

Oh, we need good babies in our country, the United States and Russia. Did you make him pregnant? I think so. Anyway, we have a very illustrious group with us tonight.

And we're going to have some music, I think, to whip and flog by, right? Right? Who are we going to have?

Are we going to have your friend first? Hello? Daniel? All right.

But I said, can we whip and flog to your music? Or do we have to all sit and be quiet? We can whip and flog. All right.

Because I haven't really fully seen Ms. Braddy Wolfie receive something. Punishment. Yes.

So can you stand up, Braddy Wolfie? And let's see. What is it? Whoa.

She looks like Russian girl. I like her. She does. She looks like a Russian girl.

She swings both ways. Yes. Putin bisexual, everybody knows that. Yeah.

Who's going to give her a little flogging? Oh, a flogging? You can choose your flogger. I think we have quite a few that want to flog.

I see one right next to me. And you can assume the position. Right. Mistress, where would you like me?

That's position. But you should be topless. Yes. Oh, lovely.

Why not? Of wolves. Oh. All right.

And here she is. The lovely Mistress Mia Amore. In her Valentine's skirt. Spanking the lovely ass.

I don't know. Maybe you should be sideways. She has a very nice dress. Nice dress.

Takes one to no one. Cute. I don't have dress. I'm going to unmask you.

Okay. I'm transgender. Thank you, Mistress. This is exciting.

This is the real beauty. I'm actually a black woman. We are going to learn this. You saw it first on the Dr. Susan Block show.

Don't believe what you read on the news. I am actually Oprah's daughter. All right. So that is a nice beginning.

And now let's bring our music down. Where did our music come from? All right. And now we have Daniel.

He's all ready to go like a good boy. Who's a good boy? Okay. Maybe we should make some room for him.

Where do you want to be? Do you want to stand or do you want to sit, Daniel? Yeah, but he needs a microphone, of course. And he's got to play the guitar.

So somebody has to hold the microphone. I should give you a sign. What sign do you want? I'll take a heart.

A heart. And you should get a sign, Miss Mia. Yeah. Come on, come on.

Especially if you're going to be whacking away. What do you want? Heart or something else? Away.

He's ready to go. Across. This is very entertaining. Okay.

So we have Daniel Floor. Danny, Daniel Floor. And of course, Elena Reigns. We remember Elena.

We love Elena. Yeah. And I would like to thank Elena for inviting me out here tonight. To Lucalia.

Have you ever had people flog and whip to your music? Not that I know of, but I would love if that was a thing that happened. It is a thing that is happening. It's happening now.

It's happening now. This is live, folks. From Bonoboville, California. I ran down the road.

Pants down to my knees. Screaming, please come help me. That Canadian shaman gave a little too much to me. And we're riding a novel.

Because it's never been done before. Well, first house that I saw. I rode house upon the door. And told the people that they had to get out.

Because my reality is realer than yours. And there's no time in the presence. And there's a black dog on the bed. I went to the backyard.

To burn my own clothes. And the dog ran out and said you can't do nothing. And to nothingness with me no more. I'm no doctor.

But that monkey might be right. Can we change that to a Bonobo? A Bonobo, of course. Oh, and it feels

I'll be walking in my whole life. I rode to Malibu On a dune buggy with Neil. He said you're gonna have to drop me down

On that beach if you ever want to ride the reel. And I said I'm sorry. But uh, oh. Young man, what was your name again?

Now everywhere I go In West Hollywood It's filled with people pretending They don't see the actress

And the actress wishing that they could Or we could do ayahuasca Woo! Baby, if I wasn't holding all these dreams

Something bout the way Violet whips her hair It makes me empty my pockets From corner to corner

Dropping dolls if I was a mare And I don't need any new friends But I could really use something to do And if you're up for it sometimes

I swear you wouldn't have to be my muse Alright, I just got one more verse for you Thanks you've been a great group Woo!

Yeah, Daniel Floor Line From Bonoboville Drinking poppy tea On the Dr. Susan Block Show

Hey! And now these guys are pulling one from me And I'll never leave the canyon Cause I'm surrounded on all sides

Of people riding novels Living on amusement rides Alright, live from Bonoboville On the Dr. Susan Block Show

Celebrating Lupercalia Beautiful! Wow! Happy Lupercalia

After Lupercalia Yeah Is this your first Lupercalia? Oh, yeah

Oh, cool What were the names of those songs? That was... What was that song called?

Was it Ayahuasca? That was Father John Misty That was Writing a Novel by Father John Misty What was it?

Writing a Novel by Father John Misty Writing a Novel Writing a Novel The part about Ayahuasca

Right Yeah, the LSD part No, no, no with me I'll drink some of these sometime, brother

Alright, that's a date That was... Alright Super fun

There's microphones all around me This is amazing It's like a dream come true So music goes with everything

Including spanking and whipping How about that? I mean, in fact, in a way It's easier to keep a rhythm

With your flogger than with your feet So, if you can't dance Try flogging to the music It'll probably work out for you

The real challenge is to play while being flogged Oh, yeah Well, I was spanking her with a heart While she was holding the microphone

And she dropped it But I didn't have to sing, though Although, I will say, when I sing Feel free to flog me

That's how you feel Just not too hard Are you going to sing? I am going to sing

I'm going to sing now Alright Feel free to flog me as I sing Feel free to undress me

I would like to undress you Oh, yes Wow Actually, you're in the good position

Okay, no, I can do it here Whoops Maybe, maybe Exciting stuff right here

It's the toughest zipper It's kind of This zipper is kind of stuck Girl, don't break the dress

You've got to do this Someone's got to do this I know Excellent

It'll be live He will figure out how to do this It's false right here It's challenging

Oh, she'll be live It's the not fun kind of wardrobe mountain We are celebrating the Lupercalia Yay, oh boy

We could say like this We could say like this when we can If you want to see this on censored Go to Bonoboville

Yeah, you can see it in Bonoboville.com in the lounge And we don't sell your stuff Or you can pony up

And help support Help support Bonoboville And watch it in Dr. Susan Block.TV Right

Where it will be in perpetuity Lupercalia 2018 It's a very special event And we've got femdoms

And subbies And actresses Wolves Politicians

You know the richest man in the world Also the leader of Russia And the president of United States You know

And they are really romances Yeah they sure are Look at these guys Wow

You know it's It's You got to love it I mean what else are you going to do

With a Putin is a woman Yeah a black woman actually Yeah it's great It's a revelation

On gender nonconformity Putin is a black woman Well he's gender nonconformity What neutral

I didn't know that Gender neutral Okay so We should call Putin they

Yeah I am gender neutral And we have Rhiannon the wolf Milf goddess

See the little wolf I drew on her forehead She's got a wolf on her forehead She's really cute Okay who doesn't have something on their forehead

Your mom We should put a cross on his forehead I think it's time Okay it's time

What's going to happen Elena Rain Can you go back to the beginning I don't know where we are

Elena Rain We need to start Elena Rain Elena Rain

Live from Bonobo Villa on the Dr. Citizen's vlog show On Lupacalia I want you all to get into the dirtiest Sexiest state of mind for this song

Really go there for me We are in it with you girl Go as far as you can Yeah

Let's do it Make this go away You find a cure for all the pain Aren't you fading

Find a cure for all the pain Get his shirt off I like it you're going to keep in the time with us It's a wine to hear we're only going to get one squad art

Yeah keep that vlog and go and vlog that singer Love your silence Only made our body fall So this song is kind of appropriate

You know it's about escaping your pain By diving into the absence of your thoughts Very nice very nice Go to your happy place when you're being flogged

And then you can take the pain Yeah take the pain sister Pain is the opposite side of the coin of pleasure As long as it's consensual

You're the only one who has these fears What makes you think that you're the only dirty slents And at home getting saints We're all here with you

Oh yeah girl Elena Reigns brothers and sisters Live from Bonoboville Elena Reigns

Women have a Valentine Thank you Whoa whoa Elena Reigns Live from Bonoboville

On the Doctor Susan Flosha Close me away We like Elena Reigns Russia is with you Elena

We love you in Russia Whippedastic girl Oh my goodness You did it while you were being flogged and whipped

I hope one day you'll come to Russia Tell us about the experience Come to Russia oh my gosh You know I have to say

If you're getting flogged, whipped, beaten in any way While singing you don't feel it as much Until you're done and you're like wow Feel that

Or maybe this If you're singing You don't feel the flogging as much Maybe that

So maybe you could sing and then You could take one pain You think floggy's out there Music is a broken heart

Music is a tired soul It's also the food of love so let's eat Let's remember that, Putin Okay

Wowie zowie Speaking of the food of love We didn't even do a Bonoboville communion We really should do

One Bakanallian Bonoboville communion For Luper Kalia And then

The final wolf Song For the Luper Kalia

Okay So who's going to do Bonoboville communion I suppose that

Putin and Trump are going to do it Oh we would love to Commume with you Dr. Suzy Okay

You interfered enough in politics And you want to do what? Trump and I on behalf of all The United Nations

Would like to take communion In Bonoboville Have mercy on our nation For peace Vladimir

For all mankind forever That is what we are here for And though it may seem like We are full of war

We are actually full of cum We also have a lot of We are full of shit too a lot Sure sure

That's what D-Live is for Colon Cleans So there's the Agua He's right I can do that

D-Live food you live forever Who's going to do communion You want to be the altar Or do you want to take communion

She's a good altar Okay so who wants to take communion One of my new guests Basically

So she wants to lick the salt off Putin's tooth You lick the salt And then you drink the shot

Okay well The shot Russia is here for you With you like

This is from South America From Bolivia Agua de Bolivia

And then they make it in Hollywood And then they ship it back here Herbal So

There it is Okay going once going twice It's very good by the way She wants to lick the salt off

Putin's tit Okay You want to lick the salt off Putin's tit

Okay then hang on Yeah okay no Prepare The altar

Yes But where's the salt We're getting it Oh very nice

And Then we put on the salt Feel like I am healing the world You know in a way

Vladimir you are Healing Thank you doctor And make peace of pleasure

Us here in Bonoboville Very good It's really remarkable How

This is my daughter in Christ This is theater therapy Very good girl Erotic theater therapy

Very good girl The women of this country America They are very good girls Even when they are bad

They heal the world They heal the whole world With their sexuality I know you bragged about your hookers

They are not as good as American girls But I love them just the same Okay so are you ready To have your

Moob That would be a moob Yes This is a suckling show

Mother earth and healing the earth I offer my tit The great wolf goddess Is

Also bartending How about that The looper You need a day job you can't loop her full time

Okay so So lick the salt She kind of looks like A Catholic little

Altar girl right This is like a little altar girl Pretty Oh no I have the agua

Right She is a very good girl She is She is like a wolf

A little wolf puppy She is bratty the wolf Lean back Right

And now we do water boarding See putin this is the way we do water boarding Very gently I am learning so much tonight

Next time we have war This is how we deal with our war Yes this is what we do With our POWs

Right I love you darling I love you too daddy Aww

Look at this This is the way our politicians should be Because It would keep them so busy

They wouldn't have time to ruin the country Exactly And that's really what we need to be doing with them More sex less war

More sex less war Less robbing from the coffers Of your country excuse me Blad

Don't know what you are talking about Yeah All I can think about is your tits Dr. Susie Well thank you

That's all you should think about Because when you think about Trying to help people you only wind up Stealing from them

I am very sorry You should just stay back When you steal you should give something back What shall I do

You can't just steal And get shit for yourself How about money I am in the fucking village

How about more guns to the children Yeah see See this is the problem This is why you need

To be whipped And flogged More guns less children To cause problems

And those lunchboxes Please that's Trump Those lunchboxes We all die Dr. Susie

What can I say I enjoy myself Just keep enjoying yourself Come to tits

Anyone else want to do Very nice Okay and our time Has just exploded

There is no sense of time here We are out of time So we are going to have This is a lucid dream

The wolf Not really Do we have time Before we have the wolf

I would like to talk to my two Mistresses Who are you In Bonoboville

And this is a holiday Of BDSM It's Actually of course

In ancient Rome it was performed By males All flogging the females And here in Bonoboville

We have this one important Way we change things Which is mostly we have females Flogging everybody

Really so It's a femdom lubricalia Very nice Very nice

And we have A couple of very exciting Femdoms joining us tonight Mistress

L. Zalena Hello And Mistress Jennifer

Hello everyone Mistress Jennifer is from Texas Yes And Mistress Zalena is from

Australia Australia Clemmie Down under Okay so maybe

Someone from your country Our bartender should Ask Some

So How does Los Angeles BDSM Seen compare with your hometown

I haven't lived in my hometown For about 10 years I wouldn't be able to tell you You still have that charming accent

I know because Americans love it so much Crocodiles Zalena

Come and get me baby Whip me Yeah Didn't he have some sort of a whip

Or a lasso Crocodile Dundee He did You should have me all up on that

I would imagine Yeah Are you associated with the dungeon I am independent

But I work at Damiana Cheese Dungeon downtown Damiana Cheese

We love her A couple weeks ago My mentors are Mistress Damiana and Mistress Simone Justice

Ah yes We love both of them Simone hasn't been here yet But we see her every year at DomCon

She said she loves you Shout out to Mistress Cyan She says hello by the way She does

She's great She gave me my very first Adult birthday spanking I heard about that

2005 Right So Mistress Jennifer You are just a wonder

In our institute Thank you She's one of our favorite therapists Thank you very much

She's a mistress And she's a dominatrix And she's also a Relationship Counselor and Therapist

Very important work Extremely important work You come to us with your troubles Yes

And we take care of them Right You and I might be talking for a while We're here 24 hours a day

We do And we have some very famous Very influential clients We're like farmers insurance

We've seen that before You know what I'm saying And you'll see it again Absolutely

It's great to have you here Thank you very much It's an honor, I love being here It's awesome

Is this your first lubricalia? Yes ma'am it is What do you think? I think it's awesome

Nothing I've ever experienced I love it Alternative to Valentine's Day It's better than Valentine's Day

You can always celebrate both We do that It's a good Replacement too

Either way These guys are the front lines Shock troops that have changed the world Everybody in this

That works with sex And this pro-sex Sex workers of all kinds Sex workers of America

All kinds of them Look at the violence out there Maybe we've avoided some of that Well that is a big part

Of the Bonobo way brothers and sisters And you heal people By giving them pleasure Female empowerment

And male well-being And respect for sex work Because Bonobos practice sex work

They just do it with bananas Instead of Dollars They do

Give you a banana for a blow job It works that way Nothing wrong with that You've got a prison here

Part of the Me Too Revolution Has got to be To decriminalize And destigmatize sex work

And also to forgive Men who were Dumb and stupid like myself That's part of Me Too

To say I forgive Putin for being dumb and stupid Yes? Can we include that?

I still haven't forgiven you I don't know I've had a very tough family life And that's why I come to Dr. Suzy's

We will have Who could as good as yours Better Everyone has the option

Alright What does the next say? We're full of love And lust for all tonight

I pay Dr. Suzy Lots of money to heal me Yeah, well and that's why you're here It's the only reason

You're here Everyone contributes something Those of you who are wealthy Must contribute your wealth

That is an important Thing you must do You must contribute much more Of your wealth

You must give us some to us For the sexual revolution Which is really the revolution For life

To love life and to love that We all came from sex And to keep the human race Going a little bit longer

Because we can't keep going Unless we keep having sex And honoring sex And good sex

And spreading the wealth Healthy Yeah, bonobo sex Pleasure sex

Consensual sex And that's why You have to throw the babies in the river You have to support sex workers

Yes And forgiveness For evil men like myself If he's going to sing, he's got to start right now

And then we'll go from there So I hear wolf music Oh

That's right Brothers and sisters It's the holiday of the heart And we've got a lot of

Bad good girls And good bad girls And boys And wolves

Here in the cave Of the looper cow The cave Like

Is the cave of the wolf E.Core the wolf Is in the cave E.Core the wolf

Live From bonobo Oh Let me hear everybody

Let me hear everybody Everybody say Say Yeah

That girl can go Look how she shaped that I need too many girls up here Come on get up and dance with me now

Yeah She got me watching Like we're stalking but in a smooth way She made me say damn

10 times on piece added up Thank you To make my presence known I'm a wolf off from an arm in your zone

I'm blown by the way she moved that thing Shape that thing, make it bang The whole room shaped from an ass Quake damn baby you got that pop

That steal the show, get low Everybody on the floor Dooms be taken in while she's shaking it Pack that thing up like

She bad, look how she shaped that thing She bad, let me hear y'all say What I can't hear y'all

That girl can go I can't hear y'all There you go She bad

That girl can go bang Everybody stop And look at Daniel pop That thing bang

Got him ready to spin the dope We up in Bonobos Showing me love With a picky lap dance

I don't even know but this knife is short That deal she ill She tear to keep your bills and strap on Hold on real tight to these stars

And ride this thrill, I'm in it for the whole night So give it to me, let me have it no static But that is one minute left, right cheer Yes sir, I ain't lying, I'm fine

She got it like that, she bad Look how she shaped that thing Look how she make it bang Look how she drop it

That girl can go Look how she shaped that thing Look how she move that thing Look how she make it bang

Femix and go Don't stop Cause you got me turnt by the way you Pop in the way you, pop you got me

Don't stop Don't work that body Make sure you don't hurt nobody Cause everybody watching you do your thing

Shake that thing, make it bang Bang I'm so mesmerized, so hypnotized By the way she shaped her ass

And gave me a ride, so I had to buy More rounds, she put it down She kept me up all night, this chick She bad, she the bomb

She time no mind Look how she shaped that thing Look how she make it bang Look how she drop it

Damn, damn you up and up Dude be taking it, why she shaking it Back that thing up Beep, beep, beep

Femix and bang Look how she shaped that thing Look how she make it bang Look how she drop it

Yeah, that girl can go Look how she shaped that thing Look how she move that Look how she make it bang

Yeah, that girl can go She bad, let me hear all the feathers Come on, when y'all see When y'all feel it

What, what What She bad Yeah, yeah, that girl can go

Look how she shaped that thing She bad, she bad Femix is bad Damn girl is bad

Fuck it On the night of the war On the night of the war On the night of the war

In Cali baby 2018 All-Star Weekly Wowie, wowie, wowie How much time we got?

Yow, yow, yow, yow How we recording this? We are We are recording

It's like a regular television show There it is It sure is And

I don't know how much time we have Can I have my penis throw up water? Four minutes Four minutes doc

Thank you Ikora for that healing I really exercised some demons there There you go, thank you And brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners

Here in the church of Bonoboville Where we are celebrating The original feast of Saint Valentine The ancient pagan

Lupercalia Is there anyone Who needs To be flogged

Hey You are already flogged He wants to be flogged again Anyone who hasn't been flogged yet

Who needs to be flogged? Yeti Yeti No, they're all chickens

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Magazine Splosh and Art Edition Publisher is Max Lubkovitz

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This particular magazine Features Splosh And Art

Splosh and Art And this photo Of me with a chef's hat on Is by Jux Lee

Jux Leather Who provided the February And this issue Wait, no this doesn't

Okay, well this is just the front cover Okay, but the issue Actually features Miss

Stormy Danielle Yeah Some incredible photography You haven't seen before

And Chef Bila He's got a big sausage And some other people

So we're really excited It's almost out, okay And now We only have two more minutes

So everybody say goodbye Goodbye We love you Come visit

Everybody gets a star page In Bonoboville On your Speakeasy Star page On DrSusanBlock.tv

You all have a page You can always talk to Mistress Jennifer As well as Phoenix Dawn

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Is our number to call And Floggers are standing by Waiting to flog you

So, you know, if you can't just Actually come out of your closet Enough to join us For Lupercalia in the flesh

Well then, flog your own flesh And give us a call Or you can talk to us on the webcam Also, and we'll, you know

Help you to have a happy Lupercalia in whatever Way you celebrate, you know And so, you know

We hope you will make Like Bonobos, not baboons Please don't be shooting Any guns except the gun between

Your legs. What can we do? This world is going bananas Going to all kinds of machines From phones to, you know

Cars and guns Guns are machines that are Taking our lives. That's what we've taught our children And we have to do what we can

It's happening It's happening all around us in so many ways But I believe You have to try

To follow the Bonobo way Of peace Through pleasure And make peace

And as Putin said tonight Here in Bonoboville We have to forgive each other We have to forgive ourselves

We have to try to reach out And, you know, we'll probably fail And the earth will blow up Or, you know, the ice ages will come

But that's alright We just have to do the right thing While we're here. Make like Bonobos Not baboons. Make love

Not war. Make love To someone you love tonight Even if that someone is you I love you

Happy Lupercalia! Thank you You're listening to Radio Suzy One On the World Wide Web