by Dr. Susan Block It’s the one-year anniversary of tRUMP’s inauguration, and the government is shut down… but the people are open. Women of America are on the march. The Women’s March 2018 gathered the most women in history ever to reject one man. And that man is you Donny Boy. Does that excite you? All those pretty pussies defying your desire to grab them? All those “nasty women” waving homemade signs and shrieking “Impeach Trump,” “Stop Cheeto Voldemort,” “Does this Ass Make My Country Look Small?” “Don’t Touch My Rights!” “Viva la Vulva!” “I’d Call You a ‘Cunt’ but You Don’t Have the Warmth or the Depth” and “You’re So Vain, You Probably Think This March is About You,” as you sit in the White House, trash-tweeting and junk-eating, surrounded by nasty women, a prisoner of your own success.

by Dr. Susan Block. Blessed by the horned, horny spirit of Pan (speak of the devil), this Lupercalia whips all the tension of 2018 into a great, mind-blowing, heart-shaped butt-spanking, orgiastic healing with the power to take us into a more inclusive, bonoboesque, peace-through-pleasure-making future. Broadcasting live from Bonoboville on DrSuzy.Tv, Lupercalia 2018 howls like a wolf, parties like a pagan, beats like a heart and comes like the tender shoots of Spring.

by Dr. Susan Block Other couples might have billion-dollar bank accounts, million-mile upgrades or thousand-carat his-and-her diamond rings, but nobody throws a gazillion-watt, raise-the-rafters, orgiastic, female-empowered, Felliniesque, bonoboesque blast of a 26th wedding anniversary bacchanalia like we do. Some of the world’s greatest porn stars, best-selling authors, singers, swingers, fellow Yalies, nude wrestlers, cultural icons, leading FemDoms and scions of century-old Hollywood dynasties come together (literally) in my Womb Room Chapel at the Little Church of Bonoboville to celebrate the longevity of love, lust and lawfully-wedded marriage, bonobo-style, with Capt’n Max and me.

by Dr. Susan Block Under a pink moon, Bonoboville celebrates my fabulous assistant Phoenix Dawn’s 28th birthday, filled with spankings, flogging, Bday cake sploshing and balloon-popping orgasms. Plus we gear up for the merry Masturbation Month of May and consider the thorny question of how to treat society’s Incel mass murder problem using socialized sex work and the Bonobo Way. Then we go back to spanking, sploshing and jilling off. It’s a helluva show!

by Dr. Susan Block What a very merry XXXmas in Bonoboville filled with kinky Santas, “naughty” elves, a traditional nude caroler, a nasty Grinch and a hot “horny” reindeer. Ho Ho Ho! Merry Xmas! Merry Merry Merry XXXmas! There’s a reason ‘tis the season for that X and even the XXX. Over 2000 years before Christmas existed, Mesopotamia’s Winter Carnival featured mummers-style parades with floats carrying XXX-rated scenes of sex among the Gods. The Greek Winter Festival honored another populist Son of God with a human mother who worked miracles, made wine and was resurrected after death; His name was Dionysus.

by Dr. Susan Block. Freedom is the greatest aphrodisiac. But bondage is a close second. We love both on DrSuzy.Tv… especially on a nice long 4th of July weekend. We’re patriots, not hatriots who wave the flag of hate and bigotry with a sickening, cruel, virulent pride. We wave the flag like bonobos for “your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,” all who need to come to through our “golden door,” please come… and come again. Nothing like a blood-red, off-white and navy-blue bikini to put me in the 4th spirit. Shout-out to Mario Saucedo who custom-made it for me.