Labia Day 2016
by Dr. Susan Block
Labor Day blossoms into “Labia Day,” like a lush Georgia O’Keeffe flower, in my Womb Room and throughout the verdant Garden of Bonoboville, as we once again strip this venerable old holiday of its corporate baggage, industrial origins and retail hypocrisy, opening up its hidden erogenous doors to the deepest pleasures, passion and the emergence of life.
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Anarchists and monarchists Prince laborers and lovers and haters and
fornicators and masturbators not everybody can be a fornicator, but We can all Give self-love and we are all
children of sex with a capital X Can I hear an amen amen? Can I hear an amen?
That's right, we may or may not be children of God Jesus I don't know Allah Buddha Brahma. I don't know But until we start cloning ourselves. We do know in addition to whatever God or goddess may be involved. We are all
children of sex and Speaking of going into labor Yeah, isn't that what this holiday is all about?
Labor day Oh, it sounds like so much work Yes It's a bittersweet holiday. I must say
Labor day All about work When I'm all about pleasure Well, pleasure is my work. So I cheat
But yeah, I Guess this is as good an excuse as any to just take off work Although it is kind of interesting that
You know a good percentage 20 over 20% of the workforce is in retail and is expected to work on labor day especially women That's right. So
Who's labor in for who's got to listen to all those boring speeches and watch those military style parades and Be told you have to eat these rich fatty foods and Worship at Walmart and Target. I don't know
Here in Bonoboville. We don't really know what to do with labor day. I mean we have the barbecue, you know The back to school I love it, but you know like I Know I guess it was last year. We decided With a slip of the tongue
To call this holiday What it really What we'd like it to be Labia day
All right Like that better That labor shit, you know, that's right captain max well
Sometimes the labia do go into labor in addition to the rest of the vaginal and vulva Ensemble, you know So it fits it does and it's so much tastier
Yes It is so so happy labia day. We're in the womb room. Happy labia day. Happy labia day speaking of labia and labor
You know, I mean Making porn is a kind of labor, right? Okay, so My it's a labor of love But you know you kind of make the money as well
because I Guess that's what separates it from Marriage, I don't know from Dating from just showing off on the internet for fun
Which a lot of people do including famous politicians Okay, don't be a wiener if you have a problem with your labia or your
phallic symbol showing it Inappropriately or something you're not a sex addict. Okay Sex is not something that we're addicted to sex is something that we live in that we breathe sex is the essence of life, you know
but Just like food and a Lot of essence of life things we might have some problems with it. So Give us a call. We're here for you therapists without borders
so anyway, yeah People that want to show off their labia or their penises or their boobies or whatever, you know and Kind of have some sense about it sometimes go into
the labor of sex work and our first guess are the return of 99 dolls come on up here doll babies. We got Bailey
and Kenzie James Yes, indeed That's right, and you were last here on
Therapy for the Trump apocalypse You were you were I needed therapy for the Trump apocalypse because we had just had the Trump Republican convention and It was traumatic for me. I mean you're from Idaho. So maybe not for you
Let's get her mic on is my mic. Oh, yes, turn it on Yeah See no, no is it yeah, okay. There you go. That's it. That's it. We have what we call tease technology Means things don't always work right away
Yeah, tease them out. Okay, so you did that very well. Thank you. Yes. Yes, and you look very teasing and you're back to school Sexy little ensemble there. I use my favorite time was always Labor Day one because it's my birthday and two because school always started So you always go school shopping with my mom. It was always fun. Yeah. Yeah, it was fun. I remember some fun. I Was too serious about school. Yeah, I was I was I dreaded it. That's why I have these mixed feelings about Labor Day
You know, we got it. That's why we got to make it labor day for me, you know Really you went into labor on labor I went into labor on a Friday of the weekend and he was born on Monday Labor Day. That's amazing. Yes. Wow So that's a very
Special I like that. I really do and for you it was a kind of labia day. Yes, absolutely It was bear it all for everybody. He was born the the vaginal way. No, actually, he was Merging cesarean because he just took too long, but it was it was but we always he was conceived the vaginal way Okay, well, I don't know
No, it's a Christmas party with too much champagne. We are all We are all children of sex, but sometimes it's a sperm and an egg and a peach. Yeah That is still sex. I think it's just very very Clinical but in any case you you did it the regular way
I did it the regular I did it the regular like mainstream way, and you had a son. I had a son It's unbelievable that how old is he now? He's actually here Wow Birthday
Where is he? Wow, I have to get another sip of my water. I'm kind of you know, maybe just trying to grasp What's going on here? Wow, I got
Okay, you're taking him to Vegas tomorrow Yeah, me because my birthday was yesterday you're born like two days apart She's just popped us right out, right? Well, we'll have to hear what he has to say about that. I guess Right, right, we don't know this is a
Okay, I always I always encourage him to tell the truth and be open Yeah, I bet you do and you have told the truth and been open with him about your profession your labor That I provide a venue for people to work in a very safe environment That I believe that people should be able to express themselves in a way that they want to and that they should be able to do it in
A way that is Non-harmful, but can we say you're not in the restaurant business? I mean can we say I mean, you know That's that whole right sound is really great for just about any field Yeah, yeah, really great fully aware that I am a dealer of porn
Well, and you know porn in many ways is like any other business and like any other but in some ways it's not In some ways even if you're just talking about how society perceives it, right? It's not I mean in terms of The body and danger. I mean being a construction worker a stuntman or something like that
It seems far more dangerous even working, you know in a restaurant I Worked in restaurants. You can get hurt in those things too. I cut myself. I just shattered glass on my foot There you go. Yeah, but you were on a party bus last night. Yeah, I was on a party bus last night
That was fun. I chipped my tooth Oh Wow, it's so cute Now let's establish how old she is she is I am 19 now. I was 18 the first time I was here. I'm 19 now
Oh, I'm glad you aged a little bit Really, it's good. It's good. You raised in the right direction because if you age the other way You wouldn't be able to be on the show. Yeah, so good. Good So how's it feel to be 19 to be going forward in this world of sex?
I Don't really think I've like actually celebrated my birthday yet. So doesn't really feel like I had one bring on a cake I mean like I just Worked like I worked my butt off last night. I have bruises on my ass the size of hands. Like really it is the most painful
Can we see I will I covered it up with a little bit of makeup, but I think this one's the one that's the worst We want to see regardless of whether we can see the bruise Yeah, I see Well, you do have a very spankable booty
Yeah, yeah, so how do you feel about that? I'm okay with it Oh, you're okay with it. Do you like it or are you just okay with it trying to become a star with? Spankable booty. Oh, no, I don't mind getting spanked but that was just a little a little too much There's 18 of them and they all went ham. Whoa. Yeah, so yeah, you know, but we had chef wrong, but I held it
I held it together. I was like I'm gonna get through this You're gonna give you some wicked spankings tonight Well, were you dressed like this? No, this was one of my outfits last night actually okay, but I had Six changes that I did when the boys were off the bus
But we actually I went in with them I went to the bar with them I went to the strip club with them and then I also went to dinner with them But I periodically would like run away and change really fast Did every talent there I'd hands down out to everybody doing for sure what?
dancing entertaining She can work a crowd as far as you know some I know that some of the girls would like kind of go off on their Own way and just kind of stay in one spot. She worked the whole room. I was like a monkey I was like, I actually only got feedback. I'm a little too old to be on the party
So I was getting the feedback You know the guys like milfs so I Understand right Had an older stripper like she was definitely in yeah, she was definitely in her 30s. Yeah, and did you sing?
Oh, no, well, yeah, no, I did I did But there was only a couple of guys on the bus at that time Yeah, there's only a couple I didn't sing for the whole all of them just but I did it was off I DJ'd the whole thing. So all of the bus music was my music. Well, good. Okay. Well, I'm glad you didn't waste your voice too much
Oh, no, I didn't so you're gonna sing for us tonight. Yes. Yes Last time she sang somewhere over the rainbow. Yeah, I call Kenzie the singing porn star And we have kept that you can we are going to brand her as the singing porn star
Yes, I mean, I don't know whether you can merge the two but You could do burlesque I could just do a little bit more than burlesque. Yes. Yeah, I could sing and then I could fuck and I could sing again Wow Wow, the rapper videos are all they're all like the girls And then they're like they had a moment where they're like making out or like dry-humping and then they go back in his song
Well, instead of dry-humping and making out I could fuck him and then go back in his song I mean, you know, it just so happens we have a music producer So I'm going to ask him to pick up a mic. Why don't you come over here? Yeah, where's the microphone? Hassan or David, what do I call you?
Eat all of the above What was all of the above David or Hassan they're both my on my government Actually, the funny story is I was born Hassan David and then in elementary I got made fun of so much because Hassan was like, you know, kind of like weird
Yeah, and then going into middle school. I was like, yo ma we got to change it back to David as the first day And now I go by Hassan so it's just funny, right, right Well a lot of things that you might get picked on at school for are things that can get you a following when you know, you work it Well, that could be the reason or it could be just you like the name anyway, welcome to Bonoboville. Thank you
I just want to say I was gonna be I just want to say You're a legend This is legendary and I
Think this is a compliment, but for the first time in my life, I feel speechless and uncomfortable I'm like super like talking in the light, but I'm stumped I don't and you've been in some high-stress Situations very chest things people out there and even I would consider
You know the kind of speechless situation, you know, such as growing up in Iraq I didn't grow up in Iraq. That would be a great story, but my father No, but my father my father my father was born in Iraq He was born in Baghdad, Iraq and
My grandfather was actually in the parliament priest that I'm was saying and said I'm was saying came in and Decapitated my grandfather's head and then and then my grandfather Yeah, and then my dad and his like 15 brothers and sisters had to flee to stuff But so yeah, that's I thought you were but that's not way too heavy for like
Because we're gonna get past that but because that is so fascinating and also I didn't want to get it wrong cuz Yeah, you are not your dad, but you are close clothes, but it's close You probably have some similar names going on the David the Hassan the other one, too So my mother's like super Christian like
Like just white and shit Okay, okay, well take it back there take it back go backwards go back I'm just saying so like and my dad being from Iraq So that just you know, that's the juxtaposed
But him being Muslim him being Muslim and my mother being Christian I grew up with a very polarizing juxtaposition. Those are my two favorite words, right? Yeah, but yeah, so they work it you know for that. Yeah. Yeah, so what so were the families? Okay with the marriage or not so much. Um, I think that's a good question. I guess um
The only the only the only person that on my father's side that's in America is One of his sisters, but there's like 15 brothers and sisters, but there's only one other sister besides him that that's in America So I haven't really met a lot of that side of the family All right. Well, so do you practice either religion or both or I'm very just multi. Yeah. Yeah, I'm very
I'm definitely very Religious as far as like studying it and as far as like Well, you must be breaking both of your religions to be watching my show I don't think so I think I think I think as long as we don't eat pork
So so white women I can't date no white women Bad to say with a bunch of white women in room No, but no, I think I'm religious. I think I'm spiritual vibes. I definitely I
Read the Quran because my father I read the Bible because my mom I date a Buddhist girl All the people I work with are Jewish Not all but like the people at the check People who give me these leather pants
No, I actually just met this I just met this girl from Amsterdam. That's why I saw I'm like An interesting polarizing juxtaposition. Maybe I said maybe I said Practicing all these religions. Oh and I'm voting for Donald Trump, too Oh
Even I say no, I love What is the most popular item now in Mexico Trump pinatas They know more about him than You
Well Noboville is Trump not maybe this has something to do with who you work for or with Okay, I think Kim Endorsed Hillary early and okay. Yeah, I don't think they're there for Trump at all
Wow, I just I just rocked with Trump because Even though I don't think he's racist, but if you do think he's racist at least be an open racist I don't like people who are racist and then they wear like Ku Klux Klan mass And then they're also police officers lawyers and like, you know people, you know in the in the in the community
So we'll be racist just be racist Like I got you know, my father my father's Muslim. I don't care if you say stuff about muscle. I agree Like I you know, it's like everybody on the street be calling each other names I mean, that's what I feel baby, and you a motherfucker and I'm gonna fuck you up
The other day tell me he was gonna shoot me if I looked at him I just got an Uber I just got an Uber on the way here and there was a there was a older white guy and he was like I go Hey, can I play some music? Do you have a aux chord? Oh, and and and he goes
You better not be you're not gonna play any of that nigga music is you? Oh my god And I said and I said who you talking about Irish people Because Irish people were the first people that was called Mick niggas before any black people was over here
So I said who you talking about he said I'm Irish. I said, well, what's up my nigga? Well, because you just called yourself that when you're in the in the entertainment business as Trump is you play with words and I can I can understand that but he also
plays with The only the only thing I worry about Trump I don't You know, I mean he's such a fucking hypocrite the first perfect day was the other day going to Mexico and just stand in there
Like he's all for everybody there then going across right to Arizona saying they're gonna build the wall but you know he wasn't even a Strong enough man to say that At his meeting with president of Mexico
He just kind of tried to act presidential then he goes. Yeah, they're going to build a wall You know the only the only problem I have with any of this is I want to be in charge of the Supreme Court. I want my candidate to be able to Appoint the next judges to the Supreme Court
Otherwise, we're gonna have right-wing religious folks Gentle and nice and everything but they're going to tell you how you're going to live and Whether you're sinning or whether you're doing this or that and it's a very anti-sex program
It's an anti-sex program whatever and I want my judge is in there Not his not any I want my judge is in there amen and a women, right? Real all right on this subject too. I just when we were talking about just about having other opinions, too You know, it's really okay to have an opinion about different people and stuff like that
There is not a problem with being polite and Being respectful to other people too, even if you disagree with them, even if it's a different group or something like that I think the biggest problem is is just how awful people are to each other because people can disagree with our Lifestyle every day. I mean you can hate that I I love sex every day
But you don't have to be mean to me about it. Well, but it gets ratings, honey Because when Trump is acting like an ass you want everybody watches and when Hillary is talking about foreign policy, you know It's kind of boring. I have to admit I really hate when people are mean. Well, exactly. I agree, you know, well, it's one reason that
Being open I support mistress Tara Indiana for president of the United States She's the only the only candidate that we have seen beat Trump. She beats him with a paddle With a riding crop all over Beat him what if I say one last with the bonobo way quick last thing. No, you can't
I Maybe real quick. I don't think he's racist. I think he's classist But if you're broke if you're broke, you know, what color you are he's a narcissist He's a he's he is a bully a five-year-old walks up to me and says why is Trump such a bully?
He's a fucking bully if a five-year-old Like that's a five-year-old Everybody wants America to be a bully. See I think you've got it right there America Is a bully in the world and this is what causes
The whole basis of America is stole is stolen. How can you ask for justice on stolen ground? How can you ask for so what we should just all be killer? I think we should have someone who people say Trump's not a politician. He's a businessman America's a business Why would you not want to have a
Bankruptcy Anyway, it's all right as long as we get my judge in there We you see but yeah, well, I kind of do because it has something to do with it But moving right along into our holiday of Labor Day
Which of course is related to all of this because it's all about you know, putting people to work and a lot of People are working more and more people male female trans everybody
Are doing sex work and We have another very Interesting and beautiful sex worker here with us Tonight and you don't have a microphone in your hand
But this is Carmen Returned from last week when she was here for the first time With her ex I guess we could say or current friend or whatever
Be alive But he's he's a great friend Danielle Watts shout out for introducing us And we certainly experienced Danielle unchained last week
really fantastic and And you're back. I'm back Back on the show. Hopefully a little calmer now than last week, right last week was pretty Pretty hyped up. I came out on camera
Which is now available to every person on the planet pretty much But I'm a sex worker and I'm happy about that Testifies this to Carmen No, I'm serious. I really am happy about it and a lot of people
They question that like, oh, no, it's just the money blah blah and it's like no It's way more beyond that on such a deep level that I could go on for hours but it's such a beautiful line of work and I just love it and I feel so grateful and it's it's my wife
well, I'm sure you have a lot of grateful customers and And yeah, you've been reading the bonobo way. I have and oh my gosh. Wow. It's like my new Bible I just I just want to give it to everyone and and spread the word because I really feel like it can it can save the Planet could be your country
It can save everything if people just adopt it and live it and accept sex and just own it It really can it's so powerful. It's such a great work. Amen and a women Thank you, sister Carmen. Sister Carmen is here to spread the bonobo way Absolutely
It's it's the new Bible. How about the new Quran? On our Yeah Yeah, it's it's beautiful and and it certainly shows us that the oldest profession is
Much older than humanity and of course. Yes Sex work is done by all kinds of animals actually. Yeah, because it's all about that food in exchange for sex all through the animal Kingdom, Queendom, transdom, whatever you want to call it. There's food for sex food for sex always being exchanged and food of course is a form of money in among animals
I mean most of them don't get married. I mean some of them are monogamous, but very few and no no actual great apes are Monogamous like humans try to be and bonobos of course are not monogamous at all But the thing that's different about bonobos that is not true of the other great apes or just about any other animal almost is that
This money in exchange for sex or food in exchange for sex. Well among bonobos Sometimes the female picks up the check Well Now when you make the money, you see when the females have power
The females have it. If you get the mangoes you can get the muff dive with the partner of your choice You know if he's got all the bananas then you're gonna have to suck his banana the way he wants And that's it and that's fine And it's a good transaction at the same time it is nice to be able to pay for it sometimes
Have you ever paid for it Hassan? Can you can you get a mic get a mic get a mic get a mic Ain't it been it hasn't been a time I haven't right. They're actually always paying for it every time money on the table I told my girlfriend that one time she got very mad. I was like if they're everywhere. They're all prostitutes low-key
Low-key. Yeah, well there's all due respect. There's some gigalos too. Yeah. Yeah, I try. I'm just too. I'm too soft Too easy. Yeah, I'm too emotional. I'm like Drake and stuff So romantic Yeah, but what does she demand? What is she does she ask my soul?
She ain't nothing but a gold digger Yeah, she's popping she's out here popping, you know, you got to be careful when you got over a hundred thousand on Instagram. It's dangerous That's the key. That's Hassan's tip of the night. Yeah. Yeah, and they over a hundred thousand. Did you get it? Don't even get out the jam early? Did you expose something like wiener or did she expose you?
What does that mean that sounds like I gotta be more like well you have all these followers Did you let something slip? Oh, no, I don't have no followers Yeah, I got I have 12 followers like Jesus I got 12
Followers is low. I'm 12. I need a 12. Wait a second. So she's got the followers. Oh, you know in the social media word followers translate into Mangoes a hundred percent, you know, so Maybe she's actually paying for you I wish I wish but you know
She's like Disneyland. So I pay I pay I figure it out You pay for Disneyland you figure it out pay for it. Oh, I proposed her actually three times Oh No, she said yes all three times. Oh good. She's just getting more rings
She's just smart. She's she's on her third ring Michael Jordan. So She doesn't want to actually get married I mean, I've been with her for six years and it's been like a very rocky road as far as like, you know When you got the mangoes, it's it's you know, there's a lot. There's other there's other primates after you
Yeah So it's a hard it's a hard balance, but I'm I'm consistent and I'm uh persistent. So You know, there's only a couple things I like in the world. So when I like it, I'm very I've addictive personality So there's like four things that make me happy and
I I love those things. So I just go hard for those things one of them is french bulldog French bulldog french bull. I was I was thinking we were going to talk about sex Right, what's funny to me because I thought it was a fetish. Is is that but I look at things in an architectural way. So like Um, yeah bulldogs are beautiful. They are beautiful. Yeah, they are and if you you know, if there was that water
If there was like a little pee pee here, you know talking about the wrinkles of a bulldog. Anyway, yeah I was talking about joy sex sex is joy and I was talking about joy Yeah So it's like god french bulldogs
leather pants Yes, you are wearing leather pants. Can you stand up? Let's see the leather pants Yeah, now turn around
Actually more importantly is this hoodie is this Pablo Well, it's all an ensemble, right? We do kind of Shout out to Jim Morrison
Hi, we're old fashion. We wish it showed more ass. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm not I'm not at that that level I gotta work out or do some other. I like that the first one we got to stand up and model was the guy Well, we do look at her bottom, right? You look at her bottom. Oh, yeah, we did. That's true
But you didn't model your outfit yet. So I take clothes very serious so that that happens a lot to me So I take this very serious. Uh-huh. I've been it's even a little fetish for the leather pants I just have a fetish for uh Christian Dior
And like when he said Christian, I thought we were gonna talk about church again. Yeah Back in church it being labor day, of course Christmas is almost here. Oh, yeah So I got the baby jesus butt plug Oh, wow
Ready Just the right size for somebody To say and when you use it you can say with all scientific fact Jesus is in me now
Holy smokes holy spirit. Oh anyway So let's see Yeah, we're gonna put jesus away for now. It's not christmas yet It's still jesus's girlfriend was a prostitute. That's what we hear
Well, she was probably she might have been his wife, but then again, he would pay even more if that were the case Gotta get all that expensive mur And frankincense, right?
That's expensive to rub the feet there. Somebody has a foot fetish there All right. Yeah, and all those apostles were jealous. It's true So, uh, yeah, so we have to also introduce jay, of course Jay to riko
You are back And uh, you could model your outfit. Let's see. Let's see. I love the boots. I love jay to dress a little bit like a doll Because that's great. Your your company is called 99. 99 dolls. I'm always looking to fill up Always looks like a doll
Right, right. Definitely always looks like a doll. Yeah, I'm gonna steal those boots. Yeah, but that little dolly dolly dress Is very cute and the dolly boots they are kind of dolly. I love them That's that's the that's the back in the day when I used to ride in the back of motorcycles. I love those Okay, so yes, did you want to pick up your skirt?
Yeah bend over a little bit Pop it. Yeah for the camera There you go. No panties That's right
Panties Very tempting, but I I do want to go around before we have to take break. So, uh, how about modeling your outfit? Oh, yeah So this is Carmen Fox
I love the back of your dress Fantastic than last week, right? I actually think your shoes match the back of your dress Yeah, they do It looks great with your hair
Right, this is the money outfit. You bet. This is actually a very expensive money outfit. This is this is it looks great on you Are you wearing panties? No, no panties. No, but it's labia day. It's labia day. Yeah. Oh, yeah Beautiful the first labia of the night Labia day. What a pretty pussy
I have a birthmark. I have a little birthmark. I have to say it is more exciting than the vulva puppet That I love my vulva puppet No, just do this. I have a birthmark. Oh, I'm gonna look at your birthmark. It's like a little maryland. Oh Look at that. She is totally shaved. Can you like open the lips a little bit? Yeah
Wow, happy labia day It is very pretty. Happy labia day. I have a really pretty pussy. I don't like show. You have a very pretty pussy And look at those fingernails just opening it up. These are the doors to the temple brothers and sisters This is where you came from unless you were cesarean like
Well, but yeah I love sharing the world Very nice. Very nice. No razor burn. You really know how to I have to use I use an electric trimmer like a beard trimmer and I just get really close to the skin
I can't use a regular razor blade. I'll break out full-blown. Get wax, baby. No Oh, I love it. I know I have scars on my pussy from waxing from getting um, puliculitis From ingrown hairs because I have such thick hair. I'm not a good candidate for waxing at all
So earlier earlier today Earlier today you were messaging me and you were saying you're reading the bonobo way and you want to Spread the word and spread your legs and now you're doing that Excuse me. Can I have a book? Do you like girls? I do. I love girls. I love women
I'm very because I'm very turned on by you right Just a little bit of advertising right here. I don't know. I mean take advantage of this moment. Yes My pussy's out there All you suckers enjoy it for free right now. I love that little
You know, you're getting customers right now. I'm sure it's click click click. I am. That's not the point Well, I know it's not the point But it is, you know, I mean because when sex is your work and it's a labor above It's actually lifestyle. It's my whole life enjoying my whole world
Enjoying yourself is an advertisement. It is. Well, you have to accept yourself if you have to love yourself Very important. It's it's a good Quality in a sex worker. It's definitely a good quality in a sex worker, right? I love your sex worker. Sex work is amazing. It's a healing work. Very healing work
Yes, we provide a very important service. We do. We sure do Yes And and do you want to talk a bit about that service while your legs are wide open? Yeah, I just asked me questions because That's helpful for me. If you just ask me perhaps our guests would like to ask you a question
Does anyone have questions? Are you speechless again? I think he's speechless again No questions. All right, he knows all about sex No, but I just want to say hip hip hooray for amnesty international Which supported the decriminalization of all kinds of sex work
All over the world and we support that too And uh, how much more time do we have? Oh, wow All right
Well That's let's get into some more sex work here. I love sex work. You love sex work. I love sex work I love providing a service like I love making men happy And a lot of the times I when I am talking to them in regards to when I'm fulfilling their needs
Just in general movies, whatever. I said it is my job to make you happy Tell me what you need And I will do my best to make it happen for you. So that's kind of the way, you know The introduction happens so that way I'm like in just just no holds bar
Just tell me what you want and I will do my best to make it happen for you Can I say what your other labor is for the other kind of work you do as far as or have done I I'm in yeah, I'm in the metal field And I just think it's so cool, but that's my Bruce Wayne life that I can't talk about
No, no, but it's just very cool that you're such a healer on so many different levels that you want to heal I actually I actually have a degree Yes, yes Pretty I'm actually really really kind of a nerd
You're not just pretty too, right? Where's your microphone pretty? I don't know. What do you mean? Well, I mean you're very multi-talented. You're a singer. That's true. That's true. You're a singer, right?
I mean, I like seeing I do a lot of things actually I've worked in like many many fields in my life marketing as you said earlier. I did a lot of marketing a lot of marketing um Waitressing a waitressing. I was a ski instructor talking about the music part now. We have a music producer here. He works with
We really should have her I was like skipping that. Um, basically, I've been singing since fourth grade years fourth grade or singing lessons since fourth grade Got into a music conservatory. What are you going to sing for us today? Summertime Summertime. Yeah, maybe we should fire it up
Let's fire it ready. Can I just get some water? Water! Water! Oh, there's no bartender. I mean, yeah, I guess I like I've never had a penis straw before so that wouldn't be that. Do we have an extra penis straw? That's not water. That's coke coming up coming up. Hey, the girls only 19 don't be given her coke. I mean
diet And diet is even worse for you than regular Caffeine kills brain cells and they're not they're not a sponsor. Okay. We have And
Water Thank you bartender. What was his name again? You're bartender by the way Absolutely adorable. I gotta give a shout out to the bartender. He's super cute.
He is what a cute guy. You have votes. I just want to say Jake is really hot. Jake's really hot. Jake is really hot You could beat trump. Yeah, but how old is Jake? He's like 25 probably. Yeah, so I he's adorable because he kind of runs that category where I'm like It kind of makes me feel weird, you know, so I just got to say you're just so cute and adorable over here
It feels inappropriate to me. Oh, yes. Look, she's got her penis straw, too Very, very cute. Yay. All right. Well, you're gonna What do you mean? Is she gonna sing with that penis straw? Yes. Okay. Here she is Kenzie james of 99 dolls live on the dr. Susan block show from
Bonoboville Okay, I didn't really warm up very well, so yeah, take your time. Excuse us. Excuse us. Don't don't be nervous Dies of sea and you'll take to the sky With daddy and mami
Mr. Kenzie Thank you. Thank you. Can I just say I am so proud of you all the time. I almost want to cry Yeah, yeah give her a hug. Oh, that was so beautiful And especially if being labor day and you know, we're leaving the summertime and we're feeling so
It is it is and that was just beautiful. Thank you. Thank you. I didn't really know what to sing. I was like, oh Oh, no, I was like, I should sing something like normal people would sing with and I was like Sing what you love sing what you love every day right away. You're a singing porn star. I don't know if that's like a normal But uh, I think it's a great there's a way to like incorporate opera kind of style singing into like
The style people like now that would be with like the coolest thing All right You know how to do that. I'll sing it Hasan David Hasan is the producer for Kanye West
for 10 years Just let me know I've worked. Yeah, I've worked also stuff with him. He's he's a great guy a producer. Yeah, does he ever smile? He smiles on the best one. Okay. He smiles all the time. He's probably one of the
Sweetest smiling happiest people in the world I have to say that now you just said that like I kind of just don't really want to say anything anymore Well, you're a Kanye West. I mean when you're married to when you're married to the most beautiful girl to ever walk the earth What don't you got to smile about?
But he does make a thing about he doesn't like to smile for pictures. Well, because it causes wrinkles That's what he can smile. That's that's what Kim say. That's what Kim that's Kim not Kanye Kim yeah Yeah, but men look better with the age
We we're the ones that have to work so hard men look better with age we we I I spend a lot of time and a lot of money Trying to fight it every day. You look damn good. Thank you. It's so much work A mother of a 21 year old
We have two 19 year olds. I do. Yeah, she's my baby. I'm the new adopted daughter. She's my baby. Sorry. Wow sounding a little bit, you know Thank you like edible. Uh, I don't know. I don't know. Well, not my daughter. No I'm just saying actually what I do want to say is there's like this burst
Of media now that is being created by sex workers And many of them are parents and they are talking about the great benefits of being a sex worker parent Such as you can make your own hours. Yes, and I mean just such as uber right
We do our best so does uber you get paid more than you don't have to work so many hours Also, you don't get your children taken away, right for being in sex work. Oh, well, we're years ago Not as much Not as I'm sure it can still happen. It does still happen
Everything that we do is is legal and it is backed up with paperwork And there is nothing that we can do that would have your child taken from you. Well, let's put it this way It depends on the sex work, huh? It depends what you're saying you're doing you're offending or porn it just so happens
You're stepping on right twist of law If you have a camera Taking your picture or your video while you're having the sex act
You're a porn star, right and that does make it when you have a camera essentially So if you're going to pay for sex just videotape it. Just make sure you got a camera You know there's There's a solution to that problem. We're looking for loopholes here, but we do have to move along into a commercial
And we're going to come back with more Labia day So don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back Hi, I'm dr. Susan block and I've just written a new book called the bonobo way
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Okay, okay, we got to get the uh microphone. Yeah, we're on yeah, you can now Get the mics for everybody. We are back. This is the dr. Susan block show broadcasting live from Bonoboville
Pull your mic up a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. This is a new headset. I'm wearing and it doesn't fit my hat or my microphone So it's all kind of wobbly but
I'm managing and it's also like my hat is growing autumn leaves in honor of Labor Day, we got to turn on your microphone. That would have been a good song. Yes autumn leaves would be a good song
But uh, it's labor day if you're tuned in live if you're, uh, tuned in The archives well, it's labor day But we like to call it labor day Right absolutely
Maybe a day where you know, I mean we're gonna have dick day or balls day. I mean we do That's right. That's did I hear that but sarah bella Is uh one of the producers of this show the main producer you could say because she brought us the 99 dolls So let's hear it for sister sarah bella. Thank you sarah. I appreciate you including me in this
It's been a really good time. I have really enjoyed myself honey. I love you. Yes Looking very elegant. Her dress is going up like And yes, what kind of panties are you wearing? Marilyn panties
All right, all right, she's wearing marilin panties. We love marilin marilin is my middle name. I love marilin And uh, david's middle name is hosane Hassan, oh hosane is that's that's the rock hosane obama. Yeah hosane hosane and what's the last name again kafa kafa That's how you pronounce it. It's kind of crazy and uh, uh
any an associate producer of this show would be Jack nice Who spelled your name like three different ways? Yeah, that's my man. That's my man Mr. Of none
Jack can come up here. He's the earth man here. Yeah And so jack you don't get a microphone though. I can share I can I I don't get jealous And shout out to serenity smith for allowing you to be here tonight
And yes, you're mistress And is she your mistress too? I'm not exactly sure exactly Absolutely
Any of those type of questions, okay We'll take a fifth. Uh, actually we're gonna have our agua bonobo-ville communion very soon I look forward to that The thing is that we have our lovely 19 year old porn starlet
That's a cute one My starlet Uh, and this is uh is kenzie jay With z
And you can't drink But you can't be the altar. Yes. This is very religious This is what we call bonobo-ville communion Now, I don't know in your christian upbringing. Did you ever do communion?
My mom's catholic so catholic. Yes. So every sunday when you eat the wafer But I never drank. No, I never drank that I would just eat it. Oh because you're muslin. No because I've never drank or did a drug in my life. So, okay I have addiction personality if I took a sip. I'd be
All right. Well, you could do bonobo-ville communion with A surely temple right like I did. Okay. We should get her a surely temple actually Can you mix up a couple of those? We've got these these young virgins. We got gatorade. Yeah Gatorade gatorade
The rest of us can drink all we want That's right. We'll make up for you guys. That's right. I'll have yours. Yeah, you can have my baby. Jesus Jesus, and then that way you can make sure I behave myself. I'll say it again. Jesus Turn the water into wine for a reason
Because it puts you in touch with the spirit Sometimes sometimes, you know, not so much. Anyway, so uh, yes We need some music. Maybe you could do a little strip tease. What do you think? I would love to see a strip too. I would be
Then this will be nothing for you. I will be the high priestess of bonobo-ville communion And we will also show you waterboarding bonobo style. Waterboarding. Well, you have to you have to you have to feel it to understand it So, okay. So first the This is water
Let's get something a little bit more up a little more up a How about something with a Kanye West? How about you ain't nothing but a gold digger? Yeah, actually, that's my fee That's my shit. You can go ahead and play white people's favorites. Oh my god That's like the only song people know. No, I know love lockdown
Play the eyes while I shut the music Hey gold digger right now Thank you unseen Abe. All right Surely temple, but you can't sip it yet. You have to do communion. So we're gonna put this over here
All right Okay Oh But I'm
It's okay 19 now Happy That's here in brothers and sisters lovers and sinners
Or can see chains dancing to Kanye Thank you. I like The sound all revved up Yo
Well, you have the gold hair Yeah, well, I used that actually was my like theme song through high school I would drive around in my car and I'd bump that so loud in my little country town I'd be like, I knew I know the whole rap. I know everything that song is my shit
Like I know that thing back Wow And now you're meeting one of his producers. Yeah, oh my god Like no, I can't really I'm not really gonna tell anybody but nobody would believe me even if I said it
I had nothing to do with gold digger Do you ever have this happen to you before? That's a her to me to me. What me. No, I was asking him. Oh, yeah. Have you ever had that happen before? I told you this is the first time in my life
What you're not going on Who are you? Yeah, although he's not very speechless you've been making speeches all night Stumping for trump there, but you're also sitting on a microphone. Oh, okay. At least I'm not sitting on
At least you're not sitting on jesus over there. Yeah, somebody want to make a microphone anybody want to Make All right, so now we will have the religious portion of the dr. Susan block show We call it bonoboville communion and would you like to be the first to come here?
I would love to show our guests who haven't done it yet the initiative how it is done and the teacher Hi, of course and the priestess of the salt although we have two different kinds of salt this time We have the Himalayan pink salt and we have the chemically lime salt that's made by agua people
There goes that that's the lime salt Oh, there is right, okay, so here we go So, uh now I have to get maybe handsome hollywood jake Uh, okay
He's gonna get a shot So, uh, but you know you can you can put down the microphone. So you do not obscure your beautiful self And now you can just Prepare the altar and the oops, but you need a microphone. What are you saying?
Not my daughter They look like they are so I a lot of people and lover. She is not my daughter Right, right. This is important to establish because you look like you could be related And I care very much about her well-being and taking care of her and I don't play
Yes, so we do need uh our agua I guess here No, no Right so past the bottle I okay, here's jake
jake Jake has a similar background to you actually I just realized can I out you jake for a second? Don't you have a muslim father and a christian mother or something like that? Yeah
I think we're into that I never realized it. Oh my god. Can we have the gold digger song again, please? Oh How about one of your songs what it what what it what did you From a song
Now the pouring of the agua You're pouring it into it one of the love now on the other side. He used to work at target one of the Glasses right and they stamped him when he started Or that
Yes, okay, and I will take that as the high priestess of the noboville communion And who's having the other one? Well, maybe I don't know. Oh, you'll have the other one, right? Yeah, absolutely Okay You prepare the altar and put the mic down so we can just
And here we'll do this This is the lime saw Oh, she's old enough for that, right? She's old enough to be the altar, but she can't she can't she's having sex with the She can give you never know
You can have sex over In California too. Oh, yeah, you can't be having sex with a cucumber There you go. Now you lick body
of The God or goddess of your choice, you know, whatever Yeah, and now you drink it down. Oh, she didn't get a chance to be waterboarded Okay, you have to do that again. Yeah, do it again
What's already wet? Yeah, there you go. Okay Now lick up the song and be a good girl. Let's get this down Before your communion We're gonna waterboard you
Yeah, all right. That's good. Very good. Very good. Very good. Very good. Excellent excellent So now she gets 10 10 you you open up the labia Labia day and you lay back against her look away. Look away right here So back up a little so she can sit otherwise watch carefully. That's right. Oh, this is real right now. I gotta back up
This is a Can we show these or no? Yeah, oh, we can't show these. Okay. Oh leave the room What's his name? I'll say it on the mic. Nathan leave the room Oh, Nathan leave the room. They're watching television like all the other kids. Okay. Yeah, he's sitting out there watching the big screen
And open This is waterboarding bonobo style Good to the last drop. Let's hear it. Yeah For sister Bailey Cruz
taking her communion Yes all everywhere, but she didn't spill a drop of the agua I'm not No
So you could do your uh surely temple if you want to take communion from mama there Wow Look at these schoolgirls back to school. No, no, it's never too late in bonoboville. We're uh, you've got 10 minutes
Okay, so let me have the uh the salt of the surely temple One of the surely temples Oh No, no, just no that's a big surely temple. I don't even know if that's a good one to do the waterboarding one
This is kind of gonna spill Okay, so now you lick the altar I wonder if it's lime salt. Oh, no, I should say it's not cocaine It's lime salt. Okay
Waterboarding the bonobo way Okay Let's hear it for kenzie james And bailey cruz 99 dolls. I mean there's only two of them, but they're hot enough for 99
All right, who else wants to do communion? Where's our music producer? He left we have a Surely temple for you. We scared him right. He has a girlfriend. I think maybe they're monogamous
Go get him get a microphone now that you're yeah bring them back here Bring him back here. We're gonna force him to be waterboarded He doesn't have to do anything. He can just lay there. He don't have to like I'm not really gonna force him All right. Well, let's entice him with more waterboarding. Okay
He looks excited so Jack Jack he's coming. He's on his way. He's coming. He's coming around the corner. Wow Several times are we getting the new guy the new guy being david hassan calafa
Oh my lord lord lord big time music producer, huh Like that's the coolest thing ever about being in LA and being as young as I am I've always wanted to meet producers my whole life. I'm sure you did that's like my biggest dream in life Wow, and here you are. I'm sitting. I'm like
Naked in front of Kanye West producer. Like what other person from Idaho can say they did that? No, zero That is a thing that is a thing, but it is labia day. It's labia. Okay. Did you sufficiently show your labia? Show mine. I don't know if I did
This is the lovely labia Look at how she milks that I love it though because baby. I was always like, oh, you're not 19. You're not 18. You're like 20 So we're gonna take a minute now and show different labia at different stages of life. Okay, so do it now
Why is that? I don't know if I can do it right now. If we're gonna do Show labia now for now Stand up. Stand up. Stand up labia labia He's no no one's in the room. Okay. No one's in the room, but us here here
labia labia, okay and So we're going to show the labia Happy oh wait
No, okay, you hold the book and labia. Well, no actually you can hold the book because you're naked So not over your boob. Just right back. Okay. And now we're going to show our labia. It could be charged for conspiracy Okay, look this way for this and look this way Wow
And look this way Wow Hello, happy labia day. Look at sarah Happy labia day
Okay, I had a scarf in front of my labia. Nobody told me very very nice There we go. Happy labia day We'll do another one one more. What show? Ah, there he is
And one more to erwin. Look at erwin Dr. Susie, we were just celebrating labia day without you. You missed it. All right. See that's what happened It was it was too overwhelming. I was like it was it's it's labia day and I had to lay low I had to go lay low for a second. We would show labia at all different stages of life of the womanly life
I had to lay low for a second. It's important with all those labia. Yeah, there you go It's important to lay low sometimes in life. You know what I mean? If you can't handle it Just get out the game. It's okay. You're not a loser. You're not a failure Don't play yourself as long as you don't ever play yourself
I had to get some air. I had to I had to be like I there's a lot I had to pray and I had to pray and say jesus I said god Let me figure this out. Let me figure this out. Who did you pray to?
Whoever was listening? Oh, it's a video of me. There you go This song is actually called lay low. That's the same shirt. What is that? Yeah, there you go Oh, look at that. It's coming up. It's really cool visuals coming up in a second with some light So I directed this also. This is your only sweatshirt. You directed it, too
So could you direct a porno music video? I actually think that someone like Quentin Tantino or Stanley Kubrick was still alive I think they would have actually raised the bar on pouring a lot and I think someone needs to So you're gonna help me with that
Well, more importantly, more importantly, the question should be Oh, look, this part's really cool. The part should be the question should be how did you How are you in the video and directed at the same time? That should be the question Well, you directed it. So you knew what you wanted. So you could
No, I made it and I directed it. Yeah This is like a big musical selfie, right? Yeah. Whoo. That's a great shot. That's a puff daddy shot That's a puffy and mace shot. I'm glad you have self esteem. Yeah Look at that shot. That's a great shot. That helps me with my work
Yeah, that's a good shot. Oh Look at those gloves with Michael Jackson. That's a ball monster. That's a jesus shot, right? That is a jesus shot. And every just have gods, right? Those gloves I see the religious themes
It's a little vibe I love the lights It's like disney. He will never get tired of watching this Right, never
It's actually on top of Kanye studio, which I got in trouble for He's got a different jacket on. Yeah, that's right. That's worse the sweatshirt. Yeah, it's who she's acting sometimes Beautiful sky Is this Kanye's room of the studio? Wow. Look at the lights
I'm a big fan of hype williams Hank williams Hank, I love Hank too. Oh But hype williams
He's a director But I think the greatest person ever is Stanley Kubrick. Yeah, he's pretty great He directed the man on the moon. Don't get better than that. Yeah. Yeah My favorite one clock we're going
I like clock we're orange, but it's the other one the black and white one. Eyes wide shut No, eyes wide shut. It's okay. It's got Tom cruise. Oh, uh, Lolita Lolita is too intense But uh full metal jacket. No, the one I love full metal jacket's cool, but no, it's not
That was a great move. No, I know what you're talking about How I learned to love the war Dr. Strange love Yes
Or how I learned to love The bomb right I've never seen that one it. Oh, you got to see that one. You might not like trump so much Yeah, you got to see that that was the genius one the true true. Wow Now I really do want to see that, right, right? I think I mean, they're all
I think Dr. Strange love with Peter with Dr. Peter Sellers. Wow. Peter Sellers great guy as many different characters. Wow. Yeah Great guy. It's totally awesome. So how do we get on that? Where are we now from Ladyday? Yeah, how do we get on that? Let's go back to his video. It's somehow reminded us of Dr.
Yeah, all right, right. Where are we? I feel like beef is a button Yeah Like we're watching the video See now, this would be really cool. It's been one of the scenes you were masturbating
Yeah, I was I know well, you know, you could be you're all alone, you know, what do you do when you're alone? But I really really I love talking to microphone. It is fantastic. I love the way you put the lighting together Thank you so much. That means so much to me. I actually like I actually like directing more than I do producing like music is cool, but visuals is so important. Yes
I'm not gonna grab anything So I'm like kind of bored of music like I like, um Beauty is very important. That's why the iPhone is
You know, Steve was so brilliant to be like One button to be able to work with light and make things like more beautiful and really enhance like the things that are like The better qualities if you have the talent to be able to do that
It is phenomenal. I think porn needs that Porn it they need like a reliable someone who like people respect as like a visual curator to say Hey, this is what I'm gonna do, but right. I can't even tell you just I'm a little drunk
Right No, the light the lighting I understand what you're saying as far as the lighting is concerned. You could really enhance what is Beautiful
You know To talk about work and and you know, there's all kinds of fantastic things being done with porn porn is basically It's it's everywhere So people make it on their phones. They do it with all kinds of lighting. Yeah, they don't have a lot of money behind it
They don't have sponsors That are huge to put huge amounts of money to afford people like yourself. It's not about money. It's not about money It's about influence. Yeah, it's not about money Well, you could do the video kind of ages there with the with the wax dolls the famous video
That was shot by a kid on a Super low quality camera. Yeah, now the wax figurines cost 600,000 But there's a lot of beautiful porn out there a lot of what some people might call I watch a lot I watch a lot and I who doesn't I I've never seen any that's like
Aesthetically like it could be much better. I really like penthouse porn. You guys watched any like No, I like it. It's I like it'd be too bright. It's just too bright. It's like way too bright and it's just like All right, if you don't like it make your own Anyone can make it anyone can make it
Right anyone can make porn now. You can make it on your phone But if you can find the most kind of light, yeah, we can do it, right? We can do it. Yes You work hard
Yes I actually just ruined one of my really good friends porn like his whole thought on porn because I found my porn on pornhub The other day that was really scary. That's great. It was great. That's a here in your solar radio I was like, oh shit
My friend sent it to me. He didn't even know I did porn. He sent it to me and I was like, oh Uh, yeah, that's me Then he was like, so he was like, did you know you were doing that? He was like, it was a casting couch You know, you were doing that. Oh my god, I didn't know I was doing that
We are just so keyed up here We don't want to say goodbye to summer and we're going into overtime max. We have to say yes We're going this is costing millions of dollars Right now
If you take the cord off, you can do it from the other end and you can probably get it to touch your tonsils I don't think they care that we have They're they're too keyed up. They're excited. You want to ride the Sybian? I'm super
Do you want to ride the Sybian? I don't know. Maybe next show. Oh Well, we have a Sybian I need to psych myself out for that guy. Just like you saw on the uh, Right right on the on the screen there. You saw a Sybian and it's right there and it it has a fresh
Wow saran wrap on it. That's a really nice when when I don't have to be so conservative Yeah, I need to come back. Right. Oh speaking of which you want to know what his opinion is. Yes, let's bring the sun up Just for five minutes Come on up here. Bring up the family jewel
Bring the baby He isn't a band and he writes his own music. Bring him in from the holding tank In the underground scene. Wow. Look, this is your son That was born on labor day. He is now 21 this minute
He was born on labor day This is really meaningful, right? That porn isn't so bad that you can't like it doesn't have to be hidden as badly as you think it is You know, we we we did hear that and we believe that but let's hear from
Oh, there he is. He's got I'm also kind of a person that like really doesn't give a fuck about anything Amen So we're all waiting to hear you have a we think you have a fabulous sexy hot smart No nonsense
Driven and and very inspirational mother What do you think Of your mom my mom. Oh, she's great. Yeah, that's what I said Right. What about the fact that she's like in the porn business?
I said, I'm the person that really doesn't give a fuck. So I but I love the fact that she's actually out here doing what she Loves instead of being drugged down by all these men that you've been with drugged down like dragged or drugged Either way It's really great, you know, right
She's doing it for herself. I did ask him ahead of time before he even came on the show How involved do you want to be? Do you want to be in the no or not? No, because it is if you don't want to know a thing. I will never tell you anything, right? But if you want to know
I you know, this is what it is Come and experience it if you want But just be open-minded and there might be some things that are uncomfortable But I will do my best to you know keep there's always boundaries. Oh my god tons of boundaries
So you gave him the don't ask don't tell option. I did and he took the I want to know it all Yeah, there is plus sides to this, you know So I have a question for you. Do you feel like you're like well educated in sex now like you have a solid foundation and like No, at your age like you're maybe a step above
Are you solid? I mean, yes and no That's a good answer. Yes, um Part of town where like most of the girls are very stuck up. So yeah
That's not good. They ain't nothing but gold diggers. I put him in a private school Elder See you could afford to put him in a private school He had a scholarship. He's actually a nerd too
And so do the other moms but I did pay for like he got two thirds of his scholarship covered So I felt as a good parent that I needed to cover the other third of it And I worked I I did I worked like 60 hours a week to make sure that that boy made it through like a He didn't went to private private school and it was it was like and I honestly like there were days where I'm like
Oh my god, he better appreciate Oh, somebody just turned 21 Not fucking I'm a nerd on my in my other life. It's after midnight. It is after midnight. Oh, yeah He's 21 right now
Do we give him a drink? Yes Give him a communion or something. I'm taking him the biggest tomorrow. I got his mom here. I don't know Do you want a communion? Do you want the communion? You should have the communion Of course, he wants a communion. Are you okay with giving him the communion?
Let's do the communion This is intense Here we go. What Kanye think. Oh my god. All right. Let's do it. We've got some balls All right, here it comes. All right
Actually, I am going to step away for this Yeah, yeah Mom you go in the other room. I'm gonna stand and watch closely Go to your room mom
So first, okay, we get the agua. Someone has to pour the agua. You want to do that jay? Do you want to pour the agua? I don't know that Nate Nathan, I don't know that Nathan would get us excited by Jake and Nathan. We sent we sent your mom Your mom we sent her to her room. So Let's have the little
The glass Yes Okay Where's the okay microphone
All right, so you're about to take your first communion at the age of 21 And first you lick the altar with all good Intent and spiritual
purity And yes, lick the altar. Oh my god, it looks so good. Wow. I want some of that. Yeah, he's definitely got skills Oh, wow, look at the passion in his face. Well, he does it too. Oh my god. Look at that Oh
Yeah 21 years old. Yeah, actually never has done anything like this, of course This is first time Yeah, he's really getting into that. I bet he eats pussy really good
If that's how he likes nipples, I don't even want to know what he does down there It's probably some serious business It's almost like he's done this before he never drank before though, but yeah, he wasn't holding up This is his first time
Because the rules, there's rules. They have to follow these rules They don't take the whole thing They don't follow the rules, we'll arrest you We'll charge you with things
Yeah, wow All right, give the man a hand, see the clap sign So oh and you should get a mic here, uh, where's the microphone? You can hold on to one. How how did he do?
Actually that was I didn't expect that Normally when guys are like 21, I've slept a plenty of my life like they're not like that into it From the start. So I was like, okay. Okay. Okay. We'll sit well. Okay Does this change your relationship or is it are you still just friends?
I mean like it's the wee wee pool. I don't feel it weird about it You feel weird about it I might be going to Las Vegas with them too How was your first communion? Oh, that was great. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, is this the first time you've had this kind of
Yeah, that's actually the first one. Yeah, well or with like a girl in general No Girls this guy. He's not that magical. Come on Now that was impressive that was impressive. Let's have a hand for the happy couple
It's a sweet young couple who knows a lot more about, you know, the enjoyment of the erotic pleasures of life Certainly than I did when I was there Well, to be honest, I do watch a lot of porn too I really hope one day you don't click on your mom's vid
How do you feel about that Like I said, I really don't give a fuck about you don't give a fuck That's a standard answer. Absolutely. I'm gonna be honest. That's my standard It's a good standard to have to be right back
That is you gotta have some boundaries. It keeps me out of the loop. Yeah. Yeah Everybody don't care who you are, what you are, what you do, how you do it, which way you do it Go for it. I don't really care Well, you don't want people to rape and murder. Right. Right. Okay. I'm glad you have some boundaries. Right. No
There's boundaries. Definitely boundaries. All right. Now you didn't get to do bonobo build a new Uh, I guess I didn't. I guess I should Yeah How much tape do we have? We should wind up the show. We're gonna have to come back. I'm gonna have to come back
Yeah, that's like a one comfortable about talking about sex work on cam in front of whoever watches this Well, I'm glad you came on the show because this is our labia day show And uh, yes, you showed your beautiful lovely labia Oops, labia
Little tiny little Sorry, it's my it's my little girl voice I use on web cam. I get a lot of I get a lot of daddy daughter, uh roleplay requests and we do a lot of Oh, daddy. Okay, daddy
You got three minutes three minutes. Okay, three minutes. So first of all, we got to thank everybody. We want to thank 99 dolls And your mom's out of the room Maybe she could come back in the room just to say goodbye, you know, uh, and so we have bailey cruz the momma And we have
The gorgeous kenzie james Who sang for us and provided bonobo build communion? So we love her. You don't have a twitter yet or anything. I don't have a twitter either. We both need twitter
I have a twitter too. I'm so bad at all this social media stuff guys. I need help Who wants to help me with social media? Anyone twitter the whole nine yards. I only have facebook right now. That's in my personal life Is this working?
Yeah, I just hired someone to no one calls mine a twitter So because it's way too busy on this because we need to know this stuff Yeah, all right. So uh, so we can follow you on twitter at kenzie james Miss kenzie james
Right. Yeah, I believe it's miss kenzie james or just look up kenzie james. I'm sure it'll pop up Yeah, pop up minds bailey cruz. Just bailey underscore underscore right at 99 dolls, right? Okay, and you're not on there yet I am Twitter
No, I'm not on twitter yet But I do have a really great website and a really awesome promotional video that I made in may That cost me a small fortune. So definitely check out my website It's ww.thekarmanfox.com fox with two x's and hopefully I'll have twitter soon
Soonish and I can be like everyone else And j tariko you didn't have to do very much tonight, but we find you on j tariko. Yeah same spot every every every time We want to thank our lovely sarah bella for bringing thank you sarah sarah bella media.com sarah with an h and bella dash triple x.com
Oh, yeah And uh, you have a twitter. I do my twitter is b. No, we heard yours. We're talking about your son He performed but you can follow my band's twitter sends a motion We're gonna have to have you perform here with or without your mom. That'll be great, but i'm from ohio, so
Oh, wow Okay, you can find Okay, so we got to go so uh got to say goodbye to uh, Hasan
Yay, so Hasan is also on twitter, but I can't pronounce it I am on twitter, but please don't follow me because I got 12 followers and I already stay at jesus's love idea So please good idea max likes that idea Thank you and again the legend. Let's make some noise for the legend
Yeah I remember I've been watching this show. I've been watching this show on some sort of I don't know what channel it was Now you're a little boy, huh? Yeah, and I used to be like and how could I raise you to support trump?
I know What did we do to you? I'm gonna have to give you this book so you can learn something and you knew karan for you That's great. How old were you gotta make like bonobos not bad
I was like I was definitely like middle school because like I really I have porn so like whatever was on like that We were on channel three. Yeah, I was like it's lit. Yeah Well, thank you that's great at a show called uncut. So we considered videos. They play music videos tip drill Nelly Nelly's tip drill video. He know that video
Well, thank you. I'm glad to raise the children up to be great musicians Hey, I'm glad to raise the children too. Yeah, absolutely So, uh, we gotta have to raise the children to be good plumbers Absolutely captain max any closing words and before I just
Just thank you for having us in your lovely lovely home and We'll see you next week or you can watch this As soon as um, uh, they get this up our technical department. We should be tomorrow Make like bonobos not baboons make love not war make love to someone you love tonight
Even if that someone is you happy labia day To talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else you can talk to us I'm dr. Susan block your mistress of the airways But my day job is director of the dr. Susan block institute for the erotic arts and sciences
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