Therapy for the Trumpocalypse with 99Dollz!

Full transcript of Therapy for the Trumpocalypse with 99Dollz! on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Love her, sinner, artist and exhibitionist, voyeurs and

connoisseur, Democrats and Republicans, Libertarians and

Vegetarians, all you children of sex, and no matter what your party, and even if you don't

party, even if you believe in a religion that executes you, if you party in slightly the wrong way, well, no matter what, you are all, we are all children of

sex. Can I hear an amen? That was a little weak. So I want to hear an A, women. That's what I'm talking about.

I want to welcome you to the Trumpocalypse. That's where we're at, brothers and sisters. Yes, indeed.

Captain Max and Bonoboville, our guests and our crew, and those of you listening or watching at home.

Those aren't the Trump daughters, are they? Well, we do have dead ringers, but they're live ones for Trump daughters. Yeah, look at that. Right here, in Bonoboville. Yes, indeed. They are the Trump daughters as far as I'm concerned.

Because if there was anything that stirred me up in a positive way at the Trumpocalypse, it was all that blonde pussy, huh? Right? Hot.

Whoo. Hey, women. Hey, women. Yeah, and I don't think Trump would argue with my characterization of it since he is not opposed to being politically incorrect. And therefore, it was probably the nastiest convention in my lifetime, which is pretty long lifetime.

Pretty long. Right? Pretty nasty. Lots and lots of nastiness calling for a firing squad to execute the opponent. Now, I mean,

like we often hear bad things said about the competition, but firing squads and cheers and this, this salute given by a blonde. It was a wowser and it's just beginning, I guess.

Right, Captain Max? The campaign. Just beginning. Anyway, we don't know. I mean, you know, if it keeps going like this, and I guess, you know, there's so much controversy about the opponent. Hillary Clinton, Bill's wife. We don't see Bill very much. Maybe we need Bill right now.

Need a little sexiness in the Democratic. But, uh, yes, indeed, brothers and sisters, that is the how of the wolf. Warning us that we may very soon

make America hate again. Yeah. So it reminds me, actually, not that I'm actually this old. I didn't live through the period of Weimar Berlin, but I studied it and I did this hot x-rated film about it, starring, uh, the great

porn star, Milf Terry Weigel. Terry Weigel. Oh, yeah. And Great lady. Mekaton from Dennis Hopp's Bunny Ranch and much, much more, but Mekaton's amazing and this hot chick named Monique Demone. And it was hot and professor, UC Berkeley professor, Mel Gordon, author of

Voluptuous Panic, The Erotic World of Weimar Berlin. And we explored Weimar, which is the period in Germany, bear with me for a little history lesson, brothers and sisters, lovers and sisters. The period in Germany between the two world wars, like Germany was defeated in World War II, World War I, very down in the dumps, economic decline. And yet

a democracy sprung up and its center was Weimar. And Weimar was also a great center of sex, cabarets and all kinds of clubs, gay clubs, BDSM clubs, all kinds of stuff. And it was very similar in a way to us now, except much, much more depressed economically. We're actually doing pretty good, especially compared to where we were at with the last Republican president,

right Captain Max? Right, who left us in a pretty deep recession, depression kind of situation. Right, it was funny. The war criminal, yeah. Right, the chicken hawk, war criminal. And I didn't think I'd ever agree with a bush, but this stuff he says about Trump, I've got to agree with. And I didn't think I'd ever ever agree with Ted Cruz or say that Ted Cruz

had balls, but yeah, at least he got up there and didn't endorse Trump. But anyway, in Weimar, Berlin, it was very free and very sexy. And there was a democracy and they had lots of different candidates and different infighting between the progressives and the communists and the liberals and the nudists and this and that. Just like we have, a lot of fighting. And then there

was this guy that rose up from God and goddess knows where. Little Adolf, right? And he seems like such a joke. He seemed so funny with his little mustache. He was a big joke, right? And then, you know, he got power, like snuck it in there. And still, the people of Weimar and the people of Germany that knew he was bad news, just thought maybe it would be okay. Maybe it would be okay for

them because, you know, they knew the Nazis went to sex clubs. So they figured they'd be okay. And they kept figuring that until it was too late. And no, I'm not calling Trump a Nazi or Hitler. He hasn't gotten that far. He just has the potential. I heard I am out there. Aha, yes, Sister Sarah. Well, one of his people, you know, Ben Carson didn't hesitate to say that

Hillary takes her orders from Lucifer. So, you know, that language is now getting to be what it is right on the convention floor. So the devil in a wig. Is that a wig or is that his hair? It's a Boswell. It's actually a Boswell implant. All right. Well, I am now going to open this discussion up to my guests and crew and the people at the bar. And I'd love to have my lovely

guests. I feel like I have the Trump sisters here, but they are not the Trump sisters. They are Bailey Cruz and Kenzie James. Let's hear it. Come on up here, ladies. Bring your microphones. Don't This is like the Trump apocalypse or, you know, simple. It all spills over. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm really clumsy. I'm always clumsy.

Yeah, from the fan there. See, I have the Trump sisters right here, Tiffany. And hey there, Ivanka. At least it's a sexy name. No, they are sexy girls. No, I gotta give it up. They are sexy girls. I mean, you know, a lot of time. Yeah, time and work to be that. Oh, yeah. Hold that microphone right up to your lips. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hold it up to your lips without this clue. Yeah. And that's

okay. Oh, wow. Yeah, I have to admit, I am excited that you you dressed in these white Trump family outfits because I did get excited looking at them and starting with the angel of plagiarism. That's right. The wife who was not totally blonde. She's kind of a brown with blonde highlights, right? Melania Melania. Melania. Melania. I pronounce her name.

Melania. Okay. Melania. You know, you know what Trump was right? These immigrants take jobs away from us and they stole the White House. Yeah, I could have been Trump's wife or something. Somebody else could have been. An American could have been. Yeah, you see the way he touched her? That was weird. Well, you know, they do say,

you want to get on a microphone there? You're not. Well, this microphone doesn't work. No, this one, my microphone. I have a mic over here. You could come over here. Yeah, over there. You're not allowed to film. Are you working for the Democratic National Committee? Nice white shirt on. Okay, microphone. Is that working? There we go. No, I lurk in the

shadows like Debbie Wasserman Schultz. Okay, one of the things that Susan and I talked about was that from now till the elections, we're going to, in our own little tiny way, do everything we possibly can to defeat this guy. And I know a lot of you don't like Hillary. I have no thoughts about it. Here's the problem, whether it's if Trump gets in,

the Supreme Court changes in this country. And you will lose all your rights if we install conservative judges on the United States Supreme Court. That's really the issue. And it'll affect America for generations to come. And we will go backwards to the land of white people with red necks. We don't want to do that. Ouch. Ouch.

That's sunburn. Yeah, that hurts. Now you're going to continue with the discussion. I just wanted to clarify that. Thank you very much. Thank you. I hear the clap sign. Where's the clap sign? There's a few claps. People are nervous. They don't want to be caught clapping because they know if Trump becomes president, then they'll have their name on a list.

And it's probably true. We have to vote for the thief that gives us most back. Because they're all thieves. They're all thieves. That's all right. That's okay. But just give us something back. You know, not so much who they are as a person. That's an important thing. What they're representing. It's true. It's true what they're saying there.

Because Trump represents himself. He does. He totally represents. Hillary, she is a complicated person, not likable. She screwed up really bad is what it is. She screwed up a lot. And it's like you've got to remember what actually what she is, what's behind her, like the, what she stands for as far as, you know, social rights. You're right. You know,

equality. The welfare system, the, you know, just all those things. That's what we're voting for, not for her herself. Now I know there are friends of mine. That is actually correct. That's what we're voting for. Now, now wait, there's a certain, a certain Trump voter, or let's say a voter that maybe isn't a vote that won't vote perhaps, or,

or we'll vote for another candidate from another party who just wants to see the system fall apart. There are quite a few people like that. And I kind of respect that point of view. I just don't agree with it. I, I, I respect it because I see the system as just riddled with yuckiness, and laws, and corruption, and, and, and sickness, and military industrial complex,

and prison industrial complex, and all kinds of bad stuff. Nothing about humans. Nothing about humanity. This is the system that we have. Yeah. And we'd like to blame our politicians, except we are the government. And we have to recognize that it can get worse. Right. And it's going to get worse if they change the balance in the United States Supreme Court. It's going to be

terrible. Women are going to lose their rights. I'm going back to jail. We are all going back to jail. And you can all register by yourselves voluntarily. They're following us on the internet like everybody else. That's correct. Yeah. But they want to make sure you have the right address because there's a lot of stuff going on in the internet that ain't real.

And I guess, you know, a lot of people, maybe they do feel so bad. They're angry. They're angry. And, and some of them were in that quick loans arena. What a place to go and do this. That's very Republican. One of one of them must own that. Republican and very Trump. It's like, got no class. Anyway, yeah, people that are angry. And I know some people like that,

that are very, very angry and just want to kind of blow it all up. And of course, that's what drives some of the so called terrorists are people that are at their wit's end that want to blow it all up. And I understand it. I'm a therapist and I'm a revolutionary. But I don't subscribe to that method of marketing. And that's what it is.

It's a method of marketing. And that's what Trump is. He's a shill for Trump stakes and for the basis Republican values. You see, he's, he's just bringing out what's always been there racism, sexism, violence, police brutality. It's always been, well, let's say not always, because of course it is the party of Lincoln and Eisenhower. But let's say since Nixon,

it's been there pretty, pretty damn good since they try, they moved the south. Anyway, yeah, that's what he's bringing out. And, and he's selling it in, in a masterful way, because it's the age of reality TV and he's Mr. Reality clown. The clown you love to laugh at, you know, like that funny little mustache, except it's not a funny little mustache. It's funny hair.

It's gonna be real funny. We'll see how funny it is before it gets sad. Anyway. All right, this time was donated personally by myself. Okay. And Dr. Suzy. And, and every week, and every week, we're going to talk about this. Okay. And we might do it again before the night is out. Yeah. And we could do that too. We are now, and if you want to talk

about it, you can call us girls. I'm so excited. I first want to like hear about you. And then I want to see your outfits. And so you are a manager, but you look like yeah. I am. I am a talent manager for 99 dolls. And my role in the adult industry is to make sure that girls come in and are working in a safe environment. Now 99 dolls. And it's the OLLZ. That is a management

agency for porn stars. Pretty much. We do mainstream, but you know, there's, everybody wants to be mainstream. Yeah, they want to be like horror movies where they get their head chopped off. And then also one of my roles with that too is to give them a realistic idea of what they're getting into. Sure, you want to be mainstream. You are going to be putting

some money into this. And then you get little girls that come in and say, Oh, I don't pay for pictures. I want them to take pictures of me. It's like, let me explain to you now what this is all about. So then you go on and explain on the other stuff to them too. And then all of a sudden they think that there's something better elsewhere. And two weeks later, I hear back from them saying,

Oh, Bailey, I'm in LA and I'm stranded. Can you help me? This is behind the scenes with, you know, keeping it real. Sounds just like Hollywood. Yeah, well, industries changing. You work with a lot of new girls. Yeah, mostly with the new because it's actually very difficult to work with people that have been in industry long because they're not willing to change with the

market with how much everything's so free. Yeah, there's a lot of individuals that have the ability to pop up their own little websites and you can advertise on Craigslist to find talent and we're all panographers. So right, everybody is. So it's more and more difficult to navigate and have some longevity in it actually. And it is very much like Weimar where everybody would have a

little club in their basement or something. And hey, why not, you know, serve a few drinks, have a girl dance and people come in, soldiers would come in. And and that's how people gotta keep morale up. Yeah, you know, suddenly, they got taken away. Oh, I promise I wouldn't talk about politics. Okay, everything is politics. Originally, originally from the Midwest. Yeah, yeah,

can you hear it? Don't you know? Well, you look so you kind of have that wholesome look. Do I? Yeah. Yeah, well, corn, cornbread. Yeah, northwest suburbs of Chicago. Okay. And then came out from Cincinnati. Yeah, Cincinnati, Cincinnati. By the way, we've been to Cincinnati. Yes. Actually, my friend, my friend, Lana is there at the San at the Cincinnati Zoo. She used to be at the

San Diego Zoo. This is her with me. Right. Oh, yeah. So when you go home to visit Cincinnati, I'm going to go with you. You should come with me. It's actually a lot of fun to do with you. You know, I never thought that Cincinnati would be fun, but maybe I'll go there with you. No, they built up the riverfront and everything. It's fantastic out there now. It's a whole in

the last few years, they have really redone the riverfront. It is a fantastic place to be. But you're here in LA and what made you become a manager of porn star talent? Because I'm getting old. You know, I'm realistic about my, about where my marketability is. Yeah. You know, so if I want to have longevity

in this industry, which I have, I really enjoy it. I don't want out. I need to find my niche to, to stay. So coming in is more of a mentor type person and plus be able to have, still bring in some income with it. That way I can stay. You know, it makes sense. It makes total sense. Absolutely. So you have got the lovely Kenzie James. Now how did you meet each other?

So she answered an ad. Yes, I answered an ad on Craigslist. Actually, you met your sister. Wow. Yeah. Well, yeah. You have the same daddy as that guy, Milo, you know, anyway. Yeah, so you, you, you look, we do look alike. There's a picture on my phone where she looks exactly like my mom. She could be my mom, literally. Wow. Everything. So where are you from originally? I am from

the Midwest. Also, no, seriously, there could be a genetic connection here. So what state? I'm from Idaho. Idaho. Idaho. Okay. Wow. Idaho, Idaho. It is with my town. Oh, they love Trump. Oh, God, they love him. That's right. That's all I hear. Trump says, Oh, you're not voting for Trump. We don't like you. I'm like, okay, well, I'm going to LA. Oh, wow. Good girl. Bless you. Bless you,

sister Kenzie. I mean, you know, yeah, that's a lot of pressure. Yeah, it is. If you're, if you're a white, well, we're all white in Idaho. We have a little bit of race in Idaho, but it's mostly white people in Idaho. And I mean, if you go against any one of the Mormons that we have lots of Mormons in Idaho, lots of like, are you? We have Amish. We have some Amish too. We

got some Amish in Idaho. I grew up with some of them. I was born and raised a Mormon. How did I grow up? Yeah, I mean, Mormon. I'm not Mormon. I'm not really a religion at all. I was baptized when I was younger Christian, but we, we periodically go to church, but we're not like, I'm not going to say that's my religion. I have to say you're not very good Christians.

Yeah, I'm not a good Christian. I'm a bad Christian. I found myself agreeing with Mitt Romney this week. So I'm all for the Mormons this week. You know, they're not bad people, but if you are not like them, you're not one of them. Trickle down racism, trickle down bigotry, trickle down misogyny. Anyway, he had a binder full of women though.

Maybe it was Bill Clinton's black book. Maybe that's what Mormons do. I mean, you know, it's, it's like a harrowing thing, you know, some Mormons. Well, hey, I'm not really, I'm not. They're not allowed. Yeah, if you're... As long as they leave me alone, I don't mind. They can do whatever the hell they want at 5-1.

I say that's okay. You know, if you want to do it as long as it's not against your will. Oh, right. Right. Right. I hear rumors of, but people do what they want within boundaries of what's... Especially the girls are all bi, you know. Right. Well, why don't you want to spend more time with your best friend than with your husband anyway,

most of the time? Yeah, well, I don't know, my husband is my best friend. So I know, I know, Barth now and then talk to him later. But some girls rather hang out with their girlfriends than with their husbands. So it actually may work out pretty well. You need to get what you need and have different on whatever day you're assigned and then

hang out with the girls the rest of the time. Which, by the way, the Republican Party platform, despite Trump's saying LGBTQ, so carefully... I'll protect you. Yeah, I'll protect you. I am your daddy. I am your daddy. Yeah, in their platform, they kind of outlaw it all. I mean, pretty much. I don't... I got the details, but yeah. It's... It's... And pornography is a plague.

Oh, yes. Pornography is a total plague. It's like... The last time I was under Nixon that it was a plague. Yeah. Now it's a plague again. And conversion therapy is okay. In fact, encouraged. And so is excessive violence on television and in movies. So we have this double standard where... Oh, yeah. So I'm talking about the Republican Party platform, though.

Yes. And you know what? They should be against those things, too. Oh, well. They should be. What's good for the goose? They're certainly not against it. Well, no, they're not. Right. No, they're not against it. I thought it was going to happen.

Trump offered to pay somebody's legal bills if he knocked somebody else out. I mean, these are the people we're talking about here. As if he all got pepper sprayed in the face at a Trump rally. He's supporting... My friend from Idaho got hit at a Trump rally thing. No. He's all for violence.

Straight up. You're safe for a metal concert. Your friend. Who is your friend? Oh, I'm not going to mention her name. You don't mention her name. Was she protesting? She would... Yeah, she was protesting against Trump. She does not want Trump at all.

He was... I don't know where she was exactly. What was she representing? She was just saying Trump should not be president. He's like, if you're going to follow Trump, then you're stupid, basically, is what she's saying. And she got punched in the face by a male at a Trump rally.

It was all over the newspapers and everything. I mean, I hear about it, but when I... You know, this is your friend. He was like a personal friend of mine, a friend since fourth grade. I love that girl. Yeah, I was like, oh.

And this was in Cleveland. Idaho. No, it wasn't in Idaho. She was somewhere... She's a couple years older than I am, so she already finished college and everything, so she lives in Texas, actually. But it was in Texas. It was in Texas, which is the Idaho of the South.

Okay. Yeah. Did you grow up Mormon also? No, I didn't grow up with really any... Well, we have a religion. We're Christians, my family, but we never... We didn't grow up in church. Right. Okay. So that means you're free.

I was a church Christian. Yes. Right, right. I first heard of Idaho because... No, that was Montana. Never mind. Idaho potatoes, my own private Idaho. So what made you decide you want to be a porn star?

That's a good question. That's the question, right? That's the one. You've got to practice on me. Yeah, that's the question. Because when NBC asks you, you've got to have an answer for that.

And it beats the casting couch. Yeah, and it beats the bed. The blue couch is not the casting couch. Girl, I got a casting bed and a blue couch. The blue couch is not the casting couch. Yeah, if you're guys' casting couch, it looks weird. I'm like, that's tiny.

It's not a casting couch. And it's not tiny. It folds out. I honestly, when I was... I've always known that since I was really, really young, I'm a very sexual person. And I've always been that way. And I really like...

How young were you when you realized that you were really, really sexual? I was young. I was like nine or 10. And when I realized that I was like, this is not... I mean, I like this and this is weird because everybody tells me don't do that.

You were playing with yourself. Yeah. And everybody was like, what are you doing? Like there's a picture of me. I was four years old jumping up and down on bed as a video and I'm like, grab my vagina at four.

Yeah, of course. It was the weirdest thing. I did it. And I was like, oh, I see it now. Yeah, most kids do that. I mean, I think it's almost like

when you think it's the first time you masturbated, it's really just one of your first memories. That's all. You probably don't even remember the first time you masturbated because it could have even happened in utero.

You know, I remember sitting in the grocery store cart and leaning too far on that. I mean, one of my first memories was like, what was that? Yeah. That was hard.

I mean, how little do you have to be to be in the grocery store cart? Right. And especially when you're in Idaho or... They should ban those carts. Ohio. You know, it's tough.

So, okay, so you decided you were very sexual and then first thing... No, I actually, I am a music very musical person. I go to school for a classical voice, actually. Oh, you're a singer. I sing opera.

Are you going to sing for us? If you really want me to. I do. I will. I should sing. I do. But a little later, maybe.

Yeah, a little later. I'm a singing porn star. I love that. Wow. No, really, that is amazing. I just want to say that we often combine opera with,

you know, X-rated moments such as squirting or orgasm because opera sounds so much like a beautiful orgasm, like, you know, much more malefruous. It has everything. It goes up, then it goes down,

and it gets better, and it gets worse, and it gets better. And we have a few friends that sing opera, including one who sang for the bonobos when we were at the zoo. Oh, wow. Okay, awesome.

And the bonobos loved this. This was Kasha. She was clapping. Shout out to Kasha. And Kasha's singing were up above the bonobos, and some of them gathered around to listen to her.

Some of them were kind of munching on their greens, sort of like the ladies who lunch as they listen to opera. And then this one young teenage bonobo climbs up into the tree and claps.

Oh, wow. So it was like clapping for him. We're not sure if this was a pause or clapping and rhythm, because the clapping started before she stopped. It might have been clapping and rhythm,

because even dogs wag their tails in a certain rhythm if you watch it. Yes. Yeah. It's weird. Yes. I was weirded out.

It was certainly just a fantastic, profound interspecies experience, a pie is what my friend Dr. Tony Rose calls it. So we love opera for all kinds of reasons. Yes. So opera kind of led me into acting

and all that other stuff. And I was like, I realized it's going to be really hard, because there's a million other blonde girls out there, million other blue-eyed blonde girls out there

with boobs and all that other stuff. And some of them are trumps for them. Yeah. And some of them have billions of dollars. Yeah. They have billions of dollars.

They have the whole world at their feet. But me, I don't have that. I came from a very small town. So I was like, well, the one way to get my name out there is something that I'm good at, good at acting.

I think I'm good at having sex. I've heard pretty good reviews, so that's okay. Well, you're hot. That much we all know, right? Yeah. Yeah.

So I was like, why not give it a try? And I tried it and I enjoy it. I like it. I love who I work with. They're amazing. They're all really funny. Thank you.

They have—actually, I actually casted with another group before. I went over with Bailey. And that place creeped me out. Not creep me out. It just kind of gave me a weird vibe.

And then I met Bailey and her crew, and I don't have weird vibes. I believe them. I trust in them. I know they're doing what is best for my career.

And so I'm glad that I'm like, oh, yay. Now I can actually think about actually doing this for a career. You know, it is so cool to hear about different ladies and some men and trans people who incorporate doing porn

into a kind of multi-pronged career. Because, I mean, people, of course, used to do that secretly, or they changed their name and then tried to make some money, but they had another career and they tried to hide that they were doing porn.

But now it really has become a viable part of a multi-pronged career that's partly mainstream. There's all these TV shows on Showtime and HBO that— When did Kardashians get popular?

When did Miley Cyrus get popular? When they did porn! I mean, when they started being slutty and they started, you know, reaching out, right? It's like, my mom—I'm the most popular I've ever been, you know?

Yeah, ever since I got this one. Can I ask Ms. Idaho a question? Ms. Idaho. What do your parents do?

My parents—okay, my mom is a first-grade teacher. And my dad actually was—well, he's kind of like an inventor, mechanic, hands-on, manhandy-man thing. Like, he can fix anything.

He restored 1972 VW bug. That's why you're assuming that I'm having me. I just—he's all over the board. I don't really know what he does, but he works on things.

In the garage. So you are now a teacher because after all, since American and certainly worldwide sex education is generally so lousy, we have to go to porn to get our sex education. That's where most people go is to porn.

And that's part of my job, too, is to teach them, coach them on how to protect their bodies like for this kind of thing, to keep them from getting worn out from what's real, what sells. It's work. It's a lot of work to do this kind of stuff.

And if you don't—I mean, and to be able to smile the whole entire time that you're doing it, too. Yeah, it's work. So you've got to love it. It's the kind of work that if you don't love it, it's going to be terrible after a while.

After a short while. Do your parents know what you do and how do they do it? My—I have yet to tell my parents. Actually, my mom—no, my sister told my mom the other day.

And my mom called me and she's like, I heard that you were doing porn. And I was like, Mom, she doesn't know what she's talking about. I was like, sort of, I work with an agency that does that kind of stuff,

but I'm not doing it yet. But I will eventually tell her because, I mean, I love my parents and I want them to know. I know they're going to be very angry. I have a feeling.

I just know it. But they're going to have to get over it. If they love me as their child, they're going to get over it. They are.

And I hope they watch this someday because they can hear me say that. And so what do you want to tell them if they're watching this, which they will be? Yeah, because your sister's going to rat on you. Oh, my sister.

So I love you. I do love them and they know that I love them. But I would just say, you have to respect my decisions. I am an adult.

I'm not a child anymore. My mom and my dad used to treat me like I was five until I was 17 years old. Well, the second I turned 18, I was gone because I was treated like a child. But they need to know I'm an adult now.

I can make my own decisions. I've thought really hard about this. I've learned a lot about the industries. I've really paid attention to what goes into it.

And I'm really trying to learn from everybody I can to see if I really want to do this. And so far, I haven't had one reason why not to do it. We don't encourage them to do anything that they're not comfortable doing ever. We can find somebody else.

If there's something that they don't want to do, there's somebody else that will. So I'm not going to risk losing a relationship that I've built with a talent over one scene or one thing that might make them feel uncomfortable. If they need a break and they need to go, go.

It's just it's not the kind of environment I want to promote. Well, let's see. The kind of environment I would like to promote right now would be a little sexier than we are at the moment.

Because we're getting kind of sexy, right? But we could get a little sexier. How many minutes? So how many minutes do we have?

Rebellion is porn stars. Anybody know how many minutes we have? How many minutes? Any minutes?

Anybody have minutes? It's what is fine. We're good. We're good.

We have 20 minutes. Past 25. Or 25 passed. At 25.

All right. Okay. So we have a little ritual that we do here at Dr. Sherry's block. She's looking at me.

It's not my fault. I didn't come up with it. No, it's her fault because she did bring you. You're welcome.

You don't have to do anything here. We're not drunk. You can and you can. I mean, I saw that you lost your drink.

I did. That was really sad. And did you lose your drink? I drank my drink.

You drank your drink. She was drunk before it was gone before we started. Like three minutes before we started. It was gone.

Okay. Well, we have two of our lovely sponsor drinks that you take with Bonoboville Communion, which if you were brought up Catholic, you might have done Communion. Did you ever do a kind of Communion?

No, I never even like. Well, this is a ritual. I was in an opera that did it, but I didn't do it. I used to take sacrament every Sunday.

I guess that would be the same thing, right? Yeah, that's what that is. And actually, your tops are perfectly aligned for just to start because the altar for Bonoboville Communion is like the boobs, usually.

I mean, it can be the butt or the elbow or things. But I think that if you just... She's got bigger boobs than I do. Should she sing before or after?

Bride is the spice of life. Should she sing before or after because she's got to sing? Or sing during. Yeah, of course she's got to sing.

Like the climax? I think she should do a little Communion now. Yeah, we had to like, opera is like a blessing, like type of thing. We have to be like the kind of...

I didn't know you were such a fan. Of opera? I'm not. Maybe just a...

Oh, you're not even a fan if you want to hear it. I'm a fan of you. Oh, fan of you. I don't care.

Actually, yes. I totally said I'm under that. I'm Italian. He's Italian.

Ooh. Yes. He's going to understand the words. I think that's what it is, Marjorna.

Okay. I'm just kidding. So, we have the salt, which we sprinkle on the altar. This is from the Himalayan Ocean.

Where's the altar? Maybe... That's true. It's our boobs, I think.

The altar is your boobs. It's our brass. He does lie. Okay.

Yes. Would you like to participate? I can participate. Yes.

All right. I will hold your microphones. I don't know. I'm like, do you want to see the altar?

Is that what we're doing? What are we doing? We're going to be taking it off. Yeah, let it be the altar, yeah.

Representing the altar. Pulling it aside. We need to see the altar. Oh, yours doesn't do...

Oh, okay. Oh, you just did it. That was nice. That was...

See, you said you can't. And you did. You see? Never say you can't.

I mean, whichever... Okay, then pull it down. Looks weird. I didn't think so.

I thought it looked kind of cool. Kind of, you know... I love the skirt moving in the wind. But, you know, I like my guests to be comfortable.

And to do what they like to do. I think they do this pretty comfortable. Okay, okay, here we go. Oh, I see.

It's Lucent Duck now. Okay, so now, would you like... We have Agua Cocoa Lecur. It's an herbal lecur.

This is one choice. And we have Ron to Jeremy Rum. So, you could have Ron down your throat. Ask your local bar.

I guess I will have that down my throat. Okay, this is a girl who wants to enter the porn industry. That might be a thing. Like a dude?

No, he comes into the show. You better remember one day. He worked with them some day. Do you know who Ron Jeremy is?

Ron Jeremy. No, I don't know who that is. Oh, wow. Guys, I was like, okay.

Generation gap. Guys, I'm way younger than you. That was probably... No, no, no, that's so, so amazing.

Ron, you're fucked up. Generation gap. I know who you are. I'm sorry.

Can you say how old you are? Maybe I shouldn't be giving you. No. Actually, I am 18.

She can only have the altar. This is crazy. She can only have the altar. I get to have...

She can have both. And I'm driving anyway, so she can have that. Thank you for letting me know that. We have an Uber app, so it's okay.

I have an Uber Analypte app, so I can drink anything. But we can get you a Shirley Temple. Yeah, can I have something else? She can fake it.

I can fake it. A Shirley Temple. Well, you're very mature. I mean, you look...

Yeah, you look like you could be younger than 18. But you speak... I like you could give an address at a Republican convention, really. I really like...

I really enjoy people, and I really like to get to know them. And I like their brains and everything that goes into like how people think and act and speak. And also, my parents always... They hated it when Jamie and I were immature or anything like that.

Yes. Right. She does sound like she could give an address at a Republican convention, or even Democratic. Very good.

So, okay, so I need a bartender over here. How about... We need a bartender. We need a bartender.

Jake, there's one traveling towards you. He's coming on... Jake. He's coming on Trump Airlines.

This is handsome Hollywood Jake. You know, he's pretty handsome. Yeah, he's pretty handsome. He's not bad.

Yeah, he is. I mean, you know... He's not bad, right? He's okay.

He's better than bad. He's good. Yeah, he's good. He's pretty good.

He looks good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's even got a sexy shirt on this time. Usually I tell him to take his shirt off, but I don't know.

I kind of like this one. Shut up, Matty. No, I think the shirt should come off. Okay, take it off.

Yeah. What? He likes that. Oh.

Make sure he doesn't pull off the stage. You need to take it off four. This is quid pro plow. There you go.

Oh, goodness. Oh, yeah. Very good. Thank you very much.

Thank you very much. Okay. Ooh. You're my souvenir, man.

One. All right, so now... Three, four, five, six. Did you decide to have Ron or Agua?

Can I have both? Oh, well, you... Nick? Or?

Yeah, you can have one. One at a time? One at a time, I would say. Which first?

Let's start with the cocoa. Okay. Okay. Cocoa.

Cocoa, it is for the ladies. I really, really am excited. I have to say this again. I'm sorry.

But I had fantasies of the Trump girls being naked on my show. I read your mind. I did.

Did you know they were connected? I actually picked the outfit. I knew you were blonde and everything, but I didn't know you were going to wear white gown.

Yeah, as soon as I found out they were both blonde, I wanted them to match. Right. Yeah.

Did you think Trump sisters, though? No, I did. That was all you. Yeah, that was me.

That was all you, Dr. Sue. That's my fervid, Trumpocalyptic dream. That's awesome. All right, I try to make lemons out of lemonade.

All right, so that's a pretty hefty drink there. Good, good. Okay, so now you get to be the altar. Okay.

Okay. I'm glad you said that into the microphone. I'll take your mic. So we're short.

Consent is the most important thing. Okay. I am not asking you to do anything that you are not uncomfortable doing. So you are going to now lick the altar.

That is the first thing you're going to do. That's it. This is just like... Since the altar is so lovely, I would say lick both sides,

both parts of the altar. Yes, I will. Okay, you can pass that over there, but we should have a microphone over here

because there's two missing and they could make noises. Like that. Did I do that? I only have two hands.

Right, right. Okay. Nice. Lipstick on the altar.

Don't do this at home if you're underage. I hope this bartender. Thank you, baby. Okay.

And the other one. Wow. See, I really wanted someone to do this to the Trump girls and then for them to put their dresses back on.

The lipstick. Yes. And so here we go. This is now...

You know how they do the blood and the body? This is the body. Here we go. Yes, she does it again.

I know. This is a double lick or actually a quadruple lick. Communion. Okay.

It's not like a triple lutz. Okay. And now the salt. Now the salt.

Now the salt. It's very... Well, it kind of tickles. Ritualistic, yeah?

Yeah, you can laugh. Yes. All right. It works.

Mmm. And now down the hatch. There she goes. Oh, wow.

Very good. They just told a story about her down there. They met... Go Ivanka.

No, I mean... Yeah, Bailey. I know. Very good.

Cincinnati. I'm honestly telling you to always say... Cincinnati. How did you enjoy your communion?

It was fantastic. Yeah. I would go to church much more often. This is...

If this was sacrament. Church of Bonoboville. This would be in Bailey's world. That's coming next.

And I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block. And I would love to see you do a little communion. Perhaps we could get her orange juice? I don't know.

Water? Ouch. You drank her Shirley Temple. Oh, wow.

You drank her Shirley Temple. Oh. Wait, you were serious about that. He made her a Shirley Temple and it just sat there.

And then drank it. Watching the Trump sisters suck on each other's pills. And you still have Solaris on here. I mean, watching Bailey and Jamie suck on each other's titties.

Kenzie. Kenzie James. I said Jamie. Kenzie James.

Remember that name. Yes and D. James with a Z. With a Z.

With a Z. All right. I got just like 99 dolls. I thought you could start by licking

the altar. Yes, lick the altar. That's so beautiful. Look at these girls in white.

Aren't they angelic? So angelic. That's why we can't change the Supreme Court. Do you end up wearing panties?

Surprise. But we can keep doing this. Does she have panties on? I'm not wearing panties.

I don't see any, no. Yes, I am wearing panties. Are you? I don't have a microphone.

You define me. Yes, I am wearing panties. I specifically instructed you to go panty-less. No, I'm just kidding.

I don't have to do anything you don't want to do. Yeah, don't do anything you don't want to do. All right, the altar has been... If you do, do it twice.

Sacredly prepared for... And we've asked permission and everything. ...your oral worship. Consent is an important topic here in the noble well.

She's so good at this. She's a natural. She certainly is. Yes, indeed.

There you go. I mean, you don't drink at all once. Yeah, take your time. All right, so let's hear it for Bonoboville Communion.

Yeah, great. And Bailey Cruz and Kenzie James, and thank you Sarah Bella for bringing them. And yeah, you girls are just all red and white.

You look very patriotic with all that red and white and the blue tattoos, actually. It's like red, white and blue. Here we are.

We're so patriotic. Don't cry for me, I don't. We're trying to handle our feelings. Salt and chili temples is not a good mixed bartender.

Yeah, we're trying... Salt and chili temples is not a good mixed bartender. You know, very often when you're traumatized by an event in your life, you eroticize it.

And I personally was traumatized by the Republican Convention. So I am now... This is therapy for you. This is therapy for me.

Thank you very much. I do therapy for people all week long. And this show is my therapy. And let's give these gals a hand for being my therapist

and for acting out. The Trump sisters sucking on each other's tits with their white dresses around their waist. I think it's awesome.

Beautifully. So we're going to be right back. We have to pay the commercial corporate overlords, as Colbert would say.

So don't come yet and don't go away. And don't vote yet and don't go away. We'll be right back. Yeah.

Okay, good. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block. And I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes.

You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions, including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war.

Really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure, with the females gently dominating the very happy,

very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special, partly because they just are, and partly because they're very, very close to us, almost 99% genetically similar to us.

When it comes to being human, even being humane, bonobos can teach us so much, which brings me to us and more specifically to you. Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free?

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the wild bonobos from extinction. Read the bonobo way and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times.

And improve your love life. Since sisters, we are going to have a Sybian ride for masturbation month. So you've never been on a Sybian before?

No, I've never been on one before. Okay. Now you are ready to ascend the throne. Mr. Tracy, you are going to ride

God's machine now. Put one leg right here, put the other right here, and just position yourself comfortably.

Put your clip right here. Okay, so here she goes. Uh-oh. Just mounting the Sybian.

Have you ever ridden a Sybian, by the way? Oh, I have. Many a time. My favorite horse to ride.

Have Sybian yoga and experience it to the fullest. Go for the G-spot, go for the clip. Go for whatever works. Someone can come from their nipple.

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Live on DrSuzi.tv. From the womb room in Bonoboville. Ride on Cowboy. Would you call me a zero?

Take a deep breath. Deep breath. And now relax. We never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian

celebrate and masturbation, mom. Yes. Amen. Hallelujah.

Oh, yes. That is a beautiful thing. Thank you, Dr. Susan Block. You're a wonderful human being.

You're a wonderful human being. Dr. Susan Block. Thank you. Thank you.

I think that was a little bit. I think we have orgasm. Houston, let's have a hand. We have lift off.

We have lift off. Dang it. Go. Oh, okay.

Okay. Okay. Eva Ejectugue. We, we, we, we.

Okay, we're gonna go. We're gonna go. Sister Penny, testify that you masturbate. Amen.

And you are not ashamed. How was it? What's your report? My vagina is so tingly right now.

It feels like pop rock. I'm just gonna take this home. I'm gonna take it. I think it's bigger than your little body.

That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen. Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready. I'm, come on.

I still think I could at least leave the husband. We're the husband. You got the simian. You don't need the husband.

Oh my God. Whoa. Oh. Don't let it fall over.

Whoa. Whoa. Hey, darling girl. I love you.

I love you. That's my girl. The revolution is in the heartland. Right.

And that means Idaho and Cincinnati. Absolutely. And this is the Dr. Susan Block show from the heartland.

Actually, I always think that a heart is more like a butt than a cardiac organ. Yeah. The heart that actually looks like a heart is actually really gross.

A heart shaped butt, you know? Yeah, real heart is this organ with ventricles and things. So, yeah. Yeah.

Interesting. Yes. Anyway, so. I mean, wait, the emoji, the little emoji thing on your phone,

if you take away the red and I love you turn it orange, what does it look like? A butt. A butt.

It looks like this. It does. So, if you think about it, I see where you're coming from. I see where you're coming from.

I'm so glad you do because I'd like you to speak to your father. I mean, never mind. My father. Oh, no.

When he, oh, I'm, he's never gonna look at me for like a year. Yeah, yeah. No, I was thinking you had the other father. You look so much like Tiffany Trump.

Oh, oh, you mean Trump? Yeah. I'll tell him your daughter's definitely sucking dick. There ain't no way she's not sucking dick.

You know, she, she lived in Los Angeles. Yeah. You know what? I could be like her little son devil.

I'll do her before she's there. She wasn't sucking dick by the time she got here. She was, so. Yeah.

She was showing cleavage. I mean, I didn't really suck dick before I got here. In the bleachers, in the bleachers. You never sucked dick before?

No, I sucked dick before. I mean, I had boyfriends and stuff, but I was like, I never like went. Had a lot of one night stands.

Look, wait a minute. She's actually only 18. She's 18. So you never, you never actually did anything like that?

Sucking dick and sucking dick. Not in Idaho. Oh God, no, no. No, not in Idaho.

What, is that a criminal offense or something? No, it was more like actually in Idaho, everybody only has sex with everybody. Like, it's such a small town that cousins

are having sex with cousins, it's weird. Right, everybody's fucking everybody. Sort of like West Virginia. I didn't really want to be known as the girl that

slept around. I mean, yeah, I was known as the girl that slept around. Right. I mean, I had quite a few boyfriends.

But they were boyfriends. They were, they took me on dates. They paid for stuff. Oh, well that's good.

Okay. I'm glad to hear that. So it was a little classier than what I did here, when I moved here.

We're glad you're evolving. What you're doing now is very class. No, before I did this, before I did this, when I went out to parties and stuff like that.

So that's what Tiffany, like, Trump's done is doing. Now you were telling me that you had watched our show. Yes, I have watched your show before. Really?

When did you do that? Were you a little kid? I was younger. I was like 12, actually.

And I was surfing the internet, like looking up. We had a sex ed class. And I was like, I learned all about this, weird information I got when I was 12.

And I was like, what is all this shit? So I looked, I was like just searching the web, all my, like my laptop at home. And I was just like putting in random words and stuff.

And then you came up and there was like this video of you. So I clicked on it and I watched it and I was like, oh my God, this lady's really entertaining and interesting. It's like, she's not saying it's a bad thing.

She's saying it's a good thing. Unlike everything I've been hearing. It's like, you made it okay to want to do it instead of being guilty for wanting to do it when it's not okay.

It's my fault. No, it's really bad for what feels natural. I'm glad to take the blame. We have many children in Southern California and around the world now.

And yet it is all you. Wonderful perverted kids that will grow up hopefully with some peace in their heart. Yes, hopefully they watch this and I'm saying it's okay.

Maybe this isn't perverted. Maybe everybody else is perverted. Yeah, maybe they're perverted because they might get more natural than they are. No, no, no.

This whole, this whole system of. I mean, they're the ones that watches the porn. We do the porn. They watch the porn.

My headphones are not working. They're hypocrites because if they've ever clicked. Dr. Suzy, my headset's on working. I'm not working.

Yep. And you know that, of course, we have moments like this. And there's another mic that's off in the corner. We're very low tech.

Yeah, our tech people need to come out and get the headphones. Yes, there we go. You see him. He comes out.

We do everything by hand still. Very old fashioned. His hair is really nice. You're putting him on your hair and you're messing your hair up.

This is the era of hair. She is really tiny. My mom would love to be here. I could pick you up and use you as like a weight.

Wow. I couldn't do that. I keep thinking they're the Trump sisters doing this. All right.

That's you are, right? If I could be a part of your fantasy, that is absolutely. Uh-oh, that's right. I think my fantasy has me with you on either side of me doing a striptease.

Oh, like both golden. I think that's my fantasy. With a little music. I mean, if you have music.

A little music. This is a really hard dress to strip it. That's right. When you're stripping, we'd have more velcro.

We should have more music. I think, well, we have no music. So some music. We can make up music.

Yeah, a little music. Sing something. Oh, maybe now is a good time for you to sing. Here comes something.

Okay. Stop. Don't play the music. Don't play.

No, no. She's going to sing. She's going to sing now. She's going to sing.

Oh, no. Okay. Yeah, get her microphone also. Can you loosen up that mic?

Can somebody help her with that wire? Or would you rather she make it? I'd rather. No, I'll just.

That I might get embarrassed for. I'm still really shy about my singing, guys. Okay. So here we are in Bonoboville.

And here she is. Wait, this one's on. This is a very safe environment. Okay.

Kenzie James live on the Dr. Susan Block show. I'm trying to think of a song. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Somewhere skies are the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true. Where troubles smell like lemon drops away above the chimney top. That's where somewhere.

Why then oh why can't I give happy little blue birds fly beyond the rainbow why oh why. You can. Oh, my God. That was beautiful.

There. Beautiful. Thank you. Yes.

Thank you. Absolutely. You're singing porn star. You're singing porn star.

Oh, she's amazing. I feel like I'm on that show. And live on the Dr. Susan Block show. I found her.

That was very nice. And you found her. You found her. Yes.

Never forget that. You hear that kid? She found you. She did that.

No, she is free to do what she wants. But my gosh, how grateful am I? You know, just that right there. She sure is a privilege.

But it was beautiful. Thank you. Really, really beautiful. Dorothy couldn't have sung it better.

Or Judy Garley. Judy Garley. Oh, I don't have anything on Judy Garley. Well.

I'm sorry. Don't. No, you might. That is excellent.

I almost cried. It's a blonde Judy Garley. I actually missed a couple of verses in there, too. I was like, oh, that was wrong.

We didn't notice. We would have never known. But thank you. It was a little shorter than the real song.

Thank you for letting us know your weakness. It was perfect. Thank you. Absolutely perfect.

A Trump daughter would never let us know. Yeah, could she sing? I feel like I'm not worthy. She could go shopping better than I could.

That was beautiful. Thank you. Really, really. So I'm so excited that you are such an accomplished singer

and certainly going to accomplish a lot more in your life. And that part of your life is sex and porn. Right. And that kind of exploration.

And that, yes, the Dr. Susan Block show kind of made you feel better about the exploration of sex as being an honorable thing to do. You've got to be like the cigarette companies.

You've got to get them when they're young. Yeah. No, not in California anymore. They raised it to 21.

Well, but my show is really, we always said and still say that it is for adults, but obviously kids watch it, listen to it. We can't stop them.

And we feel that it's good. It's a good way to get educated. That it makes me so angry, though, because if I'm 18 years old and I can go die for our country,

but I can't smoke cigarette in California, I can't drink, I can't do anything fun in college because I'm 18, not 21. We can send you off to be killed, though.

It is a problem. Yeah, but we can send you off to be killed. That's OK. You know what?

It is a problem. I have to agree. I just want to add, Trump can't solve it. I know, that sucks.

If Trump, that's the one good thing Trump might be able to do. I don't know. For the next few months, I think I'm going to try to focus on the positive.

I mean, the speech that he gave was, it made America seem like the trash bin of the world, the worst country in the world. Did you hear that?

I mean, I'm critical of America. Can I have my headsets? But oh my God is, whoa, just everything is wrong. And you know, I don't know.

I mean, we're doing pretty well, I guess. I mean, there are problems. But of course, the things we think of as problems, like black people getting killed by police,

he doesn't see that as a problem. That's not a problem to him. That's not a problem to him. The thing that we see that LGBTQ people should be treated

as more equal or more normal, he doesn't see that. He just wants to protect you from Muslims, because that's his system, is to divide people, to put the gay people against the Muslims

and the black people against the Latinos. Well, I think. Oh, no, you're right. They are trying to pit the black people together right now.

And that, but I've never seen so much. I always hear it as your abuse more than your abuse. Yeah, it's like a fighting like who's corner is the worst corner to cry in.

And women against each other, you know, feminists again, you know, I mean, we women, we sometimes like the label feminist work on to ourselves, though. Pits women against each other.

And, you know, just generally backs the. I have a lot of backlash for even thinking about porn. Violence, tone, white man. Girls are gonna be like, well, girls,

I know at this second my town finds out, all the girls are gonna be like, Charlene, why would you let somebody see you like that? Aren't you like proud of your body or something?

But it's like, no. I am proud. That's why I'm doing it. I agree.

You're proud of your body. You should why should I why should I hide? Why should I power? I don't know.

You know, it's the bonobo way to be free. And that's the answer, I believe, to a lot of these problems is to open up a little and share and be bonobo. You know about bonobos?

Um, do I know about that? Oh, no, I don't. If I don't know, I don't know what that is. Yes, the bonobo way.

Bonobos are our closest cousins. I mean, I don't know if in Idaho, they teach creationism or something, but we are apes, humans.

Tucky does. I mean, I went to a very weird school. I didn't really have the normal stuff school at. Yeah, yeah, weird.

Well, we humans, we are basically the blonde apes. You know, you are, you know, or, or, or hairless apes. And bonobos are our closest cousins. And other apes are also close to us,

but they're violent. Common chimps make even a type of war. And gorillas kill babies. And there's, you know, some, some basis for saying

that humans are violent in these other apes. But bonobos never kill each other. And that's never been seen killing each other. You know, we can only know what we see as humans,

and we've, we've just discovered them in 1930, but they have never been seen killing each other in the wild or captivity. They are very female and powered.

The females have a lot of power, and they're very sexual. And the females are very open about sex. Oh, unlike common chimps,

where the females get raped all the time. Oh my God. Well, you know, that's the way a lot of the eighth world is. Well, don't all animals kind of get raped?

No. I just don't. No, bonobos don't. I mean, they do.

But if they do, they punish the rapists. It doesn't look right. They punish. It doesn't look right for a dog just to get up.

It doesn't look right. I'm sorry, young lady. You are only 18, so you are forgiven. But you got to see bonobos

because they have a better time and they get into more positions than humans. They look at each other face to face. Deep into each other's eyes,

like tantric sex practitioners or two people in love. Or they do it doggy style, too. Well, I don't think most non-human animals

do look into each other's eyes. I feel like he's mostly because dogs just can't do it. They can't do it.

Exactly. Bonobos are built like humans. Speaking of how anatomy and stuff, I thought you guys were going to do a striptease.

I thought we forgot about that. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. I didn't forget about that. Let me help you.

This is part of coaching? Maybe this is more like coaching. And now we will have that striptease music come back, please.

Oh, my fantasy is coming true. The Trump sisters. Here, she's kind of maneuvering. Okay.

Okay. Oh, we're getting the music. It sometimes takes it. There it goes.

Oh, yeah. There we go. Too short. Who was on the show?

He was our guest. Too short. Yeah. Fuckers know how we like to fight.

That's why they leave when we show up. Then all your little bitches see me and ho up. Square people don't want me around. We get clunk in the air.

We go dumb in the town. They say we like the clown. But we get too stupid. I like hypes sound.

What? I love it. The Trump sisters don't know what to do next. Welcome to the heartland.

Love it. White panties. White panties. Very, very nice.

Beautiful. You look like a pastor. She's a little. Say, tell me where you're found.

I'm getting used to it. Okay. The more you do it, the more comfortable being naked. So this is a first.

This is kind of. Wow. Okay. Well, you look great.

You look fantastic. Can we have some applause, please? Beautiful. Beautiful.

Work it, girls. That's a very luscious kiss. Oh, yes. Kiss, kiss, kiss.

Bailey Cruz, the Doctor Susan Block Show. Okay. Let's hear it for Kenzie James and Bailey Cruz, live on the Doctor Susan Block Show from Bonoboville.

Beautiful. I don't think we want to go backwards from this. Backwards? Yes.

We don't want to go backwards from this. These are freedoms that we've fought for. We have fought for these freedoms. And that's something that maybe some young people don't know.

Then in the days of Nixon, you couldn't do this, really. You couldn't do a lot of things. Right. We could do a lot of things.

And we could easily go back to that time. Oh, very easy. Very easy. Just change the Supreme Court and we're all going to prison.

And we could go a lot farther back than that time. Yeah. So, interesting. Great.

So, Max, before we close, I just have to ask. Yes. How do we handle our Hillary issues? Well, I was online all day today, defriending people.

Defriending people. That's my answer to that. You know, I have to apologize to some of my friends. You know what, I really don't like.

And Jeffrey St. Clair and Michael Donnelly. I know they're big Bernie supporters. Maybe even Chelsea. I don't know.

Chelsea. Hi, Chelsea. There's this great elite group of lefties that just loads Hillary so much. Almost more than Trump.

So, I've taken up, I'm going to defend her. I'm going to say, if you wake up kids, you know, if they get a hold of that Supreme Court, you're done for it. You're fried.

So, you better vote. You haven't got much choice. This is a fascism of two. And they both work for the same people.

It's not like a democracy where you have 23 parties and everyone has a say. No, it's not like that. You know, so that's all right. You know, that's all right.

We're patriots. I love my country. We are patriots. You want to come get me?

I ain't coming to register. But if you want to come get me, maybe, hey, you got my file. Yeah, I mean, we might have to prepare for the Trump apocalypse. We're going to try to fight it.

We're going to try to stop it. But at the same time, we're going to, you know, have our tickets ready for Tahiti. No. Well, we'll see.

We're on this adventure with you, brothers and sisters, to find out what happens next. It is such an adventure to be on in America right now. It's like, you know, being in a scary movie.

Yeah. Isn't that right, Ecor? Yeah. You want to say hi?

Ecor said yes. Take your jacket off if you're going to say hi. Come on up here. Jacket off.

Come on. Jacket off. Jacket off. Jacket off.

Jacket off. Jacket off. Jacket off. Jacket off.

Jacket off. Jacket off. Just one of those Anamomata poetic things. OK.

So here he is, Ecor the wolf. Ready to say hello. And then we're going to close out soon. OK.

You got a few minutes. Here's the mic. A few minutes. So you were busy today?

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Oh, yeah. You did a film?

Yes. Did a film. It's called Mama's Song. And I play a bad guy in that film.

But it's pretty good. Just working. Right. We all know you're a bad guy in real life.

Yeah. Bad guy in real life. Bonobo taught me that. Bonobo for life.

They made me this way. They did this to me. Captain Max. He's a captain.

I had to follow the captain's orders. So you've been working. So you haven't watched the Trump apocalypse? I haven't even been watching any TV at all, to be honest.

But I've been here. It's probably just as well. You'd be traumatized like me. I've been here some things that's been going on though.

And it's not really a good here. But we still got to face whatever that. We had to face all the stuff anyway. So it's how we're going to approach it once we face it.

And how we're going to handle it. And we got to come together and create the change. Continue to create the change. And not just go off of popularity.

We got to really put in place what needs to be put in place. And it's the series about our children's lives, our lives, all lives matter. So, you know, let's get together.

You know, all lives matter. And I agree with that theoretically. But on the ground, Black people are being killed in much, much higher statistical numbers than anybody else.

By police. And stop. And America. I mean, stop it, please.

Why are we being hated on so much? That's why we're not all dangerous. Trans women is the same thing. We're not all dangerous.

Yeah, you know, they're after us now in a liberal state. They're after us now in a liberal. See, I think people might need to think about it from a small town perspective.

Because trust me, I believe in the whole all lives matter movement, all of that stuff. I have lots of very good friends of mine. But in smaller states' minds or smaller towns' minds,

all we see is Black people doing bad things on television. That's all we know you guys for. So, when we grow up and want to become a cop, and then we move down to LA from Idaho,

and all we know is that you guys are bad. You guys are gangs, you're drugs, you're guns, you're killing. That's all we know. So, you can't really help it if that's how the media's

portraying you. Because we don't know the difference. Because we don't know you. Well, here's the answer to that.

Here's the answer to that. You have to interact with people because to watch a TV show is like, you can't touch, look at the screen right there. I can't touch that screen.

You know what I mean? Yeah. But you can touch me right now. They need to leave, but those people don't leave.

You can touch me and interact with me right now to actually know and find out who I am. Look at me. I'm up on stage right now as a Black,

African-American man in this society. Up here on stage right now with nobody else is my shade on the stage right now. So, it's like, don't even believe half of what

of half of the stuff they say on stage. That's what the small towns need to get. Don't believe what's going on. There are good people.

There are good people. And there are bad people. Yes. I know a lot of bad white people.

Exactly. George Bush killed hundreds of thousands of people. Based on a life. And we're worried about some poor Black guy

who's trying to steal some food. Or some poor white person who's trying to- No, no, no. The guy wants to help the out there to get his patient.

You know, he's a behavioral therapist. He's going out there to get his patient who has a- They have a well-brained watch. He's shot for helping his autistic patient.

And his arms are up in the air. And he's hanging on the ground with his arms in the air. And he gets shot by the officer. And the officer says, I don't know why I shot you.

Right. I don't know. I don't know why I shot you. It's because of how the media-

And that is steering people. A beautiful thing that is happening right now. Probably because of what she said. It's how the media is portraying you.

It's because he was brought up thinking the Black people were bad. There's a new media. And then you had to fear them. New media is in our cell phones.

And people are taking films of what's really going on. Exactly. And they are putting it up there. Which has been going on forever.

And that is helping. And remember this, people. Yes, slowly or surely, it's helping. And remember this.

And remember this for all your small towns out there. Our race is not new in 2016. We've been here since the beginning of time. So all that, they're portraying us, whatever.

We've been black before that the media. So, I mean, I don't get all that. I don't get it. But anyway, moving on.

The getting of it is that the media are whores in the worst sense of the word. The media is trying to sell advertised. They're just trying to hand or sell ads.

We've been black forever. About one news they feed you. We've been black forever. We're brown.

But there is Fox News. They make the whole news up. And actually CNN is becoming more and more. Star Wars.

Main Street Media. Yeah, they start wars. Hey Max, I'm actually brown. I'm not even black.

I have on a black hat. I don't even match that color. Let's be honest. Let's be honest.

I don't even know anybody black. I don't even know anybody white. I'm sorry. Yeah, there you go.

I don't even know anybody white. Nobody is this color. She has a white dress. And I don't even know where to wear that color.

Yeah, that's white. You need to know where to wear that color. I'm not white. I'm pretty white.

We're peach. I'm very pink. I'm like. You got pink.

You got some yellow shade. I'm like tan. I'm like tan. You got a little brown shade.

A tan. Although my boob gets pretty close to white. Sometimes. Uh-huh, there it is.

That gets pretty white. No, but I don't know anybody white. Look at that. That's pretty white.

So all this color code. That is pretty white. That's pretty white, guys. That's pretty white.

All this color code. Now it's not white. It's gonna be red again. Well, for those that get it, Max,

those that get it. And there's gonna always be the people that don't get it. So it's just a state of good and evil. You know, yes, no.

Boy, girl, right, wrong, up, down. It's always gonna be, you know, left, right, whatever. So those who get it, get it. Those who don't.

You know, we just gotta keep going through life, man. And you know, we've had this wonderful, I think kind of wonderful. He is a politician, but he's been a pretty decent president,

this brown president for eight years. Oh, yeah, of course. And now he's done. Him and Bernie and a lot of these people have opened doors.

People are saying, okay, now you guys have had this black president. Now, yeah, exactly. I can go to sleep properly now. I haven't been able to sleep in eight years.

I gotta get white, big daddy in the White House. I know about those black people. I gotta get this guy back in there. I'm your man.

Vote for me. I am your man. I am your voice is what he said. And that is not a thing that most politicians say.

That is, that is a thing that a narcissistic furor says. I am your voice. I am your voice.

I am your man. Choose me. I am you. I am you.

You're not me. I have on a hat right now. Just don't worry about your own situation because I am you. And these beautiful daughters, they are yours.

They're yours. Stay away though. Stay away. They're yours.

Stay away. As long as I am you and you vote for me. Anyway, it's a beautiful show. I love Dr. Block's show.

Oh, we love you. Thank you, Igor. Love you too, Max. It's a great show.

I think we're about out of town. Jim Bray, Jim Bray. And so, I don't matter what they say. I understand we have a special celebrity in the house.

He's a little apolitical, but his name is, and you cannot show his face, is Jack. Oh, oh.

Jack it off. Jack it off. Jack it off. Jack it off.

Jack the zipper. I'm going to hear the sound. He doesn't have a mic. That's the end of the Jack.

Oh, he can use your mic. And you can't shoot. You can use my mic. But don't.

Oh, not Max's mic. Oh, no. Not Max's mic. I thought maybe he could share it for a minute.

Say hello. I'm sorry for the low dog. He said hello, doc. Say hello.

Say more. Say something more. Say something else. Heavier than that.

Whoa. That was powerful. He came through my voice like that. It's like James Earl Jones.

There must be snipers somewhere. All right. Well, we love you, Jack. Jack.

Jack it off. Jack me half. This was a thought provoking me half. This was a thought provoking show.

That's what Mr. Zipper said. Mr. Zipper is thought producing. Concerned about his community now, because he was very apolitical a minute ago.

But you know, who knows. But anyway, I know a lot of y'all are apolitical. And in a way, I am too. It's like all a big, you know, all the world's a stage.

And we're only players, but I guess. But they're spilling a lot of blood in our name. And that's a problem. That's a big problem.

And, you know, they're already doing that. They're they're already doing that. Then and Hillary is part of that. But it just.

It's always long enough, baby. I guess I guess. Not all the time. It's consistent.

It's always consistent, baby. Trump, I'm sorry. Preaches fear. Yeah.

He preaches fear and he's got me afraid. So I'm going to be stumping for Hillary, you know. Even though I got mixed feelings about her and her fucking emails.

I want to take control of the Supreme Court. OK, yeah. That's one element. That's one element.

And the other element is huge element is that Sasha Baron Cohen just did this film, whatever it is. And in the film, it just so happened, there's a character like Donald Trump.

And the character of Donald Trump is very brief appearance and he contracts AIDS in the middle of the movie with some kind of comic timing. And they're showing this movie in Europe.

And everybody stands up and applauds. Wow. Wow. Really?

Did he get another chance? Everybody stands up and applauds. They clap. They love that moment.

Do we want this man as our president? Yeah, the U.S. are nice people. The Republican commercial is talking about we don't want this man as our president.

Like, wow. OK. I mean, see, a president, I don't know how much power they really have,

but they, but he represents us or she. He hasn't killed as many people as Bush has. No, he hasn't. And I have to say the one thing I like about him

is that he's against the Iraq war. Says it was a mistake. That was good. That was good.

But he preaches hate and he also says he's going to put guys on the ground in there anyway. Even if he was against it, he's going to increase it. So OK.

He's going to build a wall in Mexico. And then there's the wall. The wall. He's in the construction business, folks.

That's true. He's going to attempt to run America like doing deals with other countries. Let's do deals.

Let's do deals. Yeah. Anyway, it might happen anyway, because we're just this small, progressive,

pro-sex group here, but we have to do our best because we could be in Weimar Berlin right now. We got to do our best.

So we got to we we got what's up to me? What do you mean? It's up to her. He always says that when he doesn't want to make the decision.

Yeah, come on, Cappy. What is up to me? Something about playing something at the end of the show.

And I don't remember because I'm stoned. For the country? I'm a little drunk. I'm excited about this whole fucking thing.

And all that. It's like going back and forth. The horrors that could happen with the Democratic Convention now.

These horrible fucking people that come to your house and they put handcuffs on you because you say certain things. Yeah.

Well, that happened to you during the push-it industry. That's the reality. But who are they? Yeah.

Who are they? Who are you to cast it? I mean, cast that first stone. Who are they?

Cast that first stone if you have that say. And when Trump was bemoaning the violence in America, and there is a lot of violence in America, and he was bemoaning it.

And I thought for a second listening, oh, he's going to talk about, you know, the killings and yeah, he talked about the police being killed.

That's it. Exactly. That's it. We have more terrorists than other countries.

Problem. We have more terrorism in our own country than majority of these countries out there. And the only reason they have terrorism

is because we're over there and they're back out. And they're eventually like, you don't know that nobody coming back out too much. You're going to start retaliating.

Get out of my backyard. Get back. Get back. You know?

And that's what's been happening. Bottom line. All over greed. Yeah.

Greed. Anyway, it's a lot of greed. So we're going to try to turn it around somehow, some way.

I just feel. We're going to do our little. We're doing our little, small, red. A noble way, baby.

But noble way. Check it out. Sell your soul. Do what you need to do to stop them from taking.

Yeah. Sell your fucking soul, your shoes, your underwear. To keep them from taking the Supreme Court away from us. Exactly.

Say it again. If Republicans get in there, that's what they're going to do. No more rights. I can't say that enough.

No more freedom of speech. You know, especially if you say something bad about Trump. That's our blue line. That's what protect us to be able to do this.

All these crazy people in a fucking courthouse. All right. We got to wind it up. All right.

Let's get out of here. We're 10 minutes over. We're 10 minutes over. We're 10 minutes over.

12 minutes over. It's been noble of you. You can do that. You just been noble of you.

I got to apologize again to Abby Martin, you know, because I know she hates Hillary. And I respect that, you know, but... We still love her. We do love Abby.

I love her. And hopefully she will do what she's saying and be here. Actually, it'll be after the election. So it'll be perfect.

She'll be here in December. Oh, great. Nice. Okay.

So thank you so much. Oh, look, you're wearing his shirt. It's a nice fit. It's a nice fit.

Thank you. Wow. Wow. Thank you.

You can have it. Thank you, bartender. Because that's... It's 9-10 to the law.

Yeah, I watch these people on YouTube. Yeah, possession. My mom always said that to me. No, she's from Idaho.

It is 9-10 to the law. Whenever she had my cell phone, she's like, it's mine now. Wow. So, yeah, we are so excited about Bailey Cruz and Kenzie James.

Thank you very much. Yes. Thank you. Thank you.

And beauties. We can find you on Twitter, right? Yeah, you can also find me at 99dolls.com, d-o-l-l-z.com. 99dolls.

What happened to the 100th one? We had to put her away. She messed up. She messed up.

Can we find you anywhere? Yes. I'm actually going to be making a Twitter account, a Snapchat feed, and an Instagram account in Kenzie James.

And Kenzie has a Z in it. And it starts with a K, and James has a Z at the end of it. Okay, jizzle. Or through her, right?

Or through her. What the hell was that? Right? Yeah.

She's one of my dolls. Yes, I'm a doll. That's why I have a Z in my name. My doll house with dolls.

99dolls. 99dolls. 99 of them. 99.

For that one, then fuck that. We got one to get away. All right. Well, you guys are great.

Love you, Ecore. And thank you so much, Sarah Bella. Thank you, Sarah. Sarah Bella.

All right. And Captain Max. Captain. Yes, yes, yes.

Close it out now. So any final announcements? Great show. Great show.

Great show. Thank you, Jack the Zipper. Thank you, Captain Max. Thank you.

Handsome Hollywood Jake. You should thank him, too. Yeah, yes. Thank you, Jake.

That's your name. I didn't know what your name was, so I've been calling you bartender. But Jake, thank you.

Oh, and I got to thank you. You want me to thank you. Oh, PJ, PJ. PJ for short, bartender bit.

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Oh, Teddy Boy. Give him the clap. The clap. Oh, my God.

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