Labia Day 2018

Full transcript of Labia Day 2018 on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, lawyers and connoisseurs. All you children of sex, and we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God. Jesus, Allah, Buddha. There's Buddha. The Buddha dick. But one thing we know, aside from the very few IVF babies, we are all children of sex with a capital X.

Can I get an amen? Amen. Explain it. Can I get an A? Women. Women.

Women. Maybe it's A. Women. A.

Yes indeed. A women. Because we are all children of sex. And aside from the in vitro fertilization babies, mostly we come from the entry of the penis. And little semen. Into the vagina, through the doors of the labia. And so brothers and sisters,

lovers and sinners, happy labia day. That's our sound effects department. Here's my vulva puppet showing you some nice labia. So that is Bonoboville's name for the Saturday before Labor Day, which we celebrate here in the womb room.

Actually, it's our IVth annual labia day celebration in Bonoboville for Labor Days ago. I felt my usual labor day, melancholy, bittersweet, a little bit happy, a little bit sad. You know, like any public holiday, Labor Days is good and excuses any to just break out the booze and barbecues. But tragically, it also marks the end of summer.

You know, it might not be such a big deal in California, but for a Philadelphia girl like me, ah, it marked time for labor, schoolwork, and winter looming ominously ahead. Moreover, the whole labor theme actually, you know, never seemed to be a genuine celebration of we the people. One nation.

The 99% the real workers. And by the way, that includes sex workers. The best workers. Labor Day is really more of a paltry pacifier from the 1%.

The owners. The greedy American oligarchs and CEOs. One measly Monday when we theoretically don't have to work for the man, but are expected to consume high calorie foods that are also very highly processed.

And usually from company stores like Walmart and watching military style parades, if not actual military parades. We did have a military parade today with the funeral of war hero and warm monger, John McCain. And then we have to have those boring hypocritical speeches about how this .001% cares about the rest of us.

The capitalism actually even takes a holiday, of course not. Not corporate greed. On the contrary, to fully exploit the large numbers of non laboring laborers. Aka potential customers.

Labor Day is a huge retail sales weekend. Yay! Thus, ironically many laborers employed in retail, which makes up over 24% of US jobs, well they're laboring and working longer hours.

And now with the Trumpists, of course, who we have gagged and we are politely giving him a pussy, as well as Bill Clinton nestled between his legs. At least Bill didn't speak for McCain. He was like the Aretha Franklin in general.

And looking good, I think. We'll talk more about that later. But yeah, now with the Trumpists, it's worse than ever for labor. Labor unions are being phased out. And, you know, one conservative Supreme Court ruling at a time.

The stock market might be high, but the benefits are not trickling down to the working people, let alone those who are out of work or who don't have real jobs or benefits. But, you know, yeah, not too many jobs, but work, work, work all the time in the 24-7 digital economy. And what about sex workers? Sex workers are workers too.

Can I get an amen? Amen. I don't know. Maybe most of them are women. And the Trumpists knows this, don't you?

And yet, do we ever hear about sex workers being celebrated on Labor Day? No. So, here in Bonoboville, we'd rather read between the lips and the lines to find a very similar onomatopoetic, but far more suitable and, let us say, bonoboesque name for the holiday, this early September weekend off or semi-off from the Daily Grind.

Thus, Labor Day is labia day in Bonoboville. Or actually, the Saturday before Labor Day. It's kind of always labia day, though, because labias are all. So, whether you have labia, or whether you just like labia, maybe,

or maybe you're just kind of labia curious. Yeah. Maybe you want to know how to touch labia. I don't know. But this is a great holiday for you. May a great new holiday blossom.

Yes, indeed. Labia Day, just like a brilliant Georgia O'Keefe flower. Cue the Georgia O'Keefe flower. There we go. Look at that.

If you're watching, you can see this beautiful, innocent flower with its clitoris and its labia and its sebum. That's right. Sometimes, you've got these labia that get, you know,

a little cum all over them. So it's kind of pearly. But yes, this holiday that we celebrate is an appreciation of those ubiquitous.

They're pretty common. Like every woman has them. And actually, four of them. That's how many there are.

But it's very mysterious, right? You don't usually get to see these labia. Not usually. And almost always fabulous.

I don't know why I say almost. I guess they're always fabulous. Because I always think maybe there's some that aren't. But they're all different.

Just like faces. Just like people. And these fabulous fleshy doors to female pleasure. They are doors in a way.

And I am now demonstrating on a piece of art by Bill Pasek of beautiful labia. I'm going to show you a surprise later. But I also have the wondrous vulva puppet here.

And, you know, these are the fleshy doors to pleasure. As well as labor. That's right. This is where a lady goes into labor.

And pearls aren't the thing that comes out of it. Well, fucking baby. And so. Labor brings pain.

Labias bring pleasure. A lady's netherlips do go into labor, along with the rest of her reproductive system in giving birth.

Which can be painful and very intense. And maybe not a turn on. Maybe it is a turn on. Hey, you keep interrupting.

I said get a good epidural. Sorry. Get a good epidural. You can spank me later.

I will spank you later. That's probably why I'm doing it. Yeah. Well, sometimes doctors give that stuff, you know,

cesareans and epidurals a little too readily. I don't know. Natural birth has its benefits. But, yeah, I mean,

labia are not just for pain and birth and procreation. Labia are for recreation. Pleasure.

Pleasure. They tease. They please. They open.

They close. They squeeze. They float. And they squirt.

And they explode in ecstasy. You know, they're part of the whole thing. I don't know if they're the leading lady, like the clitoris, you would say, is the leading lady.

That's where the 8,000 nerve endings are. Right. But the labia are definitely very important in supporting actresses.

Yes, we have the labia majora, the sort of outer lips. I say sort of because on some women, looks like the inner lips or the labia minora

shown by the gold here are actually protruding more than the outer lips. And in some, the outer lips close in so that the labia minora don't even show

unless a woman is very turned on. And they open like a flower. Mmm. So, thank you, Dory Lane,

for your wondrous vulva puppet. 20 years. So, yeah, yeah, there's many, many different kinds of labia. And we're going to explore all these different labia.

But one thing is certain, they are the doors to a lady's passion. And it's interesting because in Ireland, they have these churches.

And over the door of the church is a representative of labia. It's called the Sheila Nagig. Can we, no, no, that's not it.

Over the door, over the door, the gargoyle, there you go. See, this is an Irish goddess opening up her labia for what?

Well, experts argue about that, whether it's to scare away evil, or I feel it's to invite you into the sanctuary. You could say it's the pearly gates,

especially where those pearls, yeah. When the pearls are involved, there they are, then perhaps the labia are indeed the pearly gates.

And I think it's true that, you know, these old, almost prehistoric carvings, as well as modern art, it reminds us of something

that we keep secret. And on labia day, we show it, and we talk about it.

Pussy talk. Pussy talk, meow. You could say pussy talk, right. And so that's what we're going to do here in the womb room,

which is what we always call this very special little Comedia erotica theater space in Bonoboville.

Pleasure Palace. That's right. Pleasure Palace. So if the labia are the doors,

then to the lady's pleasure palace, then the clitoris is the doorbell, and a gentleman, or a lady who wants to be nice,

always rings a lady's doorbell before he enters her pleasure palace. Right. So you know how to deal with that clitoris,

that labia is very, very important, and not very clear, really. We don't learn this in business school. But we do.

Here on the Dr. Susan Block Show, live from the womb room, and I am so excited to be celebrating labia day tonight with,

well, first I should introduce my Gabby assistant, Blossom, who has a perfect name for labia day, because, of course, the labia really flower.

I don't even have flowers tonight, I should, but, you know, I guess I have labia. And for, I mean, many times, I don't think Georgia O'Keeffe is the only one

who makes these amazing flower paintings that really look like the vulva. But flowers do. We are part of nature.

And my two special guests tonight are over to my left, left-wingers. I am so excited to welcome back Riley Raes, the winner of the Susie Award

for most bonobo. She is so amazing, so bonobo, and so amazing. And we're just thrilled to have you back.

Thank you, it feels good to be here. Feels good to live like a bonobo, so. Yeah, you do, you really do. And the first show you were on was our anniversary,

24th anniversary. Second show was when we had UCLA here and we beat Trump. We might still have to beat this Trump effigy.

At least we have him gagged right now with Bill Clinton between his balls. But yeah, this is your third time back. Three is the charm, happy labia day.

Happy labia day. Yeah. All right, you look very sporty. Yeah, I was feeling sporty today.

And I was excited to finally have a place I can wear this crop top that slowly creeps up above my nipples. I figure I don't have to try to

censor myself here. No, you don't have to censor yourself. Although we should announce to our Facebook fans that we might have to leave.

Well, maybe a flash. So let's just move the camera. Move the Facebook camera. And we will have a delightful,

Riley Reyes. Is that it? Booby flash. That is definitely a bruise from jujitsu.

Oh, wow. I like that is a bruise. Yeah, you know. Both are very sexy responses.

Somebody's punching you in the... Oh, I was just wrestling and things got a little heated. Yeah. As girls bruise like a peach.

Yeah, I'm super chill. So can somebody take my music stand from my conductor's pit and... Facebook appropriate again?

Yeah, yeah. All right, so come sit up here, Miss Riley Reyes, amongst the pussies. And you can always discipline Donald anytime.

You've got a Forbes back there, if you like. The same one that Stormy smacked it with. Oh, that is what he likes to be disciplined with. Yes, that is.

She said, and we believe everything she says now, you know, because Michael Cohen said so. Yeah, that it really turned him into just like a regular run-of-the-mill billionaire

as opposed to a whining narcissistic asshole. So spanking does produce therapy. Oh, I've got it works. Yeah.

You won a Susie. Absolutely. Thank you so much. She is the winner of Most Bonobo

because we... I just want to get closer to you and your bonobo energy. Oh.

Riley Reyes. Oh, my God, you're so silly. No, I mean, she's gorgeous. We all can see that.

But I was so touched about your tweets about the bonobo way. The book. Right.

Which you actually read. Yes, I did. Yeah. It's amazing.

And you had all kinds of nice tweets. And I appreciated that. Yeah, it was a really incredible and insightful thing to read. And it made me think about myself as an animal.

Yes. We all are. We are animals. And we have labia, the females amongst us.

You know, the guys get to have balls. They want them. Those are a little more vulnerable, actually, than labia. Labia are pretty strong.

How do you feel about your labia? I love my labia. And I've always... I haven't always thought they were pretty.

I was like an insecure teen, but really came into my own and started loving them later. And I really, really like my outer labia being played with in massage.

And even sucked on pretty heavily. Which I know not all women like, but I really, really enjoy it. So I'm glad we're here to talk about labia.

Because I think sometimes they get neglected. Sometimes they do. They definitely do. Sometimes they do.

We will talk more about labia in general and yours in particular. In just a moment. But I want to introduce Eva Yee.

Eva Yee. And actually welcome her back. Come sit over here. Or actually, you know what?

This is very... Come just sit here. We don't have anybody here tonight. So you gals can just sit up here with me.

Hi. Hi. Talk over the microphone or you'll get a spanking. That's what you want.

Sure. Gives me an excuse to spank people with my goddess Phoenix whip. Or my bare hand.

So how are you doing? I'm good. We had a good time with you about three weeks ago, I guess. Yeah.

Yeah. That was fun. Yes. And you have a whole different schoolgirl attire thing going on?

Yeah. I like that thing. You do. You wear it well.

You sure do. Thank you. Uh-huh. You seem like you could be a schoolgirl.

Are you a schoolgirl? Do you take any classes? Er... I used to, sort of.

But I'm technically not unenrolled. But I exist in a raw stress room. But I don't go to classes anymore because... But you seem very sapiosexual somehow.

I'm feeling like you read... I don't know. Am I wrong? No, you're not wrong.

I read a lot. Oh, okay. Good. So you're self-educating.

I guess. It's like masturbating for the brain. And that's such a good statement. Well, you know, we sometimes need to do that, you know?

Because school only teaches you so much. Everyone needs to masturbate. But we all need school for, I don't know, socialized recess. Something like that.

Socialized masturbation. School is just insecurities. Socialized masturbation. We'll pay you to masturbate.

There's Max, by the way. Captain Max. That is Captain Max. I should introduce him.

He does not have labia. But I think he likes my labia. I think he likes labia in general. Right, Max?

I like labia. I want labia. You want labia. Yeah.

That's great. Good. Lips. Lips.

Mmm. I wonder which nature made first. Are fleshy lips on top or are fleshy lips below? No.

One seems to mimic the other, though. They definitely nest together nicely. We only got these lips and we called them the same thing. We got these lips.

So how do you feel about your labia? Oh, they exist, I guess. They exist. Yes.

I have no real. It's very Descartesian. Opinion. My labia exists, therefore I am a porn star.

They just exist because I have no real opinion about this kind of thing. I'm like, oh, they exist and they're okay. They're not like, you don't worship your pussy. Come on, girl.

Worship the pussy. I have, I feel like I don't get excited about a lot of things weirdly enough. Like when I think about it, just want to do it. You don't get excited about sex?

I mean, I do, but it has to be like, there has to be a person. There has to be a very big cock. Okay. You like cock.

I know that. Yeah. You're very cock-oriented, which is cool. But you know, it's labia day.

Happy labia day. Happy labia day. So you've been a porn star for about a year? Yeah.

Almost a year. Yeah, pretty much. And you've been a porn star. You're practically a veteran.

Yeah. Four or five years at this point. Wow. And are you two meeting for the first time?

We are. Yeah. Wow. Nice to meet you.

Yeah, same. Yeah. Well, you have a lot of the same fans or actually one fan in particular named Michael who's here who loves both of you.

Thank you. Thank you. So we're bringing them together. And we're very excited about that.

So labia day. And I have another guest out there too. Is she going to come up here or is she too shy? Don't be shy.

Christina. Come and play. You want to gather our forces here. E.Core is keeping her from.

Or E.Core, come on up here. You too. I mean, just because it's labia day doesn't mean you can't have dicks up here. E.Core.

You just released a new special video. They're wanted on stage, sir. Oh, yeah. I just had a new DVD come out.

It's my first time shooting with Black Draw. I'm looking for you. That's exciting. Once you go black, you never come back.

And your friends. Black Draw. Black Draw. Black Draw.

Black Draw. Yeah. Blacked. Raw.

Raw. Yes. That's a company or a person? Blacked is the company and Raw is one of their series.

All right. Blacked, Raw. I mean, speaking. Hello.

Where's your microphone? Perfect timing. A, can we get another mic? Do we have another mic?

I can get it. We should. How many microphones do you have? There should be four.

Two, three, four. There should be four. That's it. Oh, there.

No. Okay. You don't have four. That's all you have.

That's it. You have no more microphones. I have no more microphones. You have to share them.

Okay. There we go. We figured it out. All right.

Now back to rewind. Speaking of blacks. There we go. Happy Labor Day, ladies.

Everybody out there in Bonoboville land. Happy Labor Day. Happy Labor Day. How are you today, baby?

Well, good. My labia are kind of moist. Your outfit is like incredibly sexy, too. She's always incredibly sexy.

The goddess. The goddess. Meow in front of the wolf. How?

My labia. How? Go, labia. I will be the first to show labia.

Okay. And there it is. So the leaders show first. I wasn't on Facebook, was I?

No, he's on Bookface. Pussybook. She was on Pussybook. No, this is not on the face.

Pussybook. That was one thing we were discussing before the show. Is, you know, we should have a special Facebook for Pussy. Yeah.

It's called Pussybook. I would love to be on Pussybook. That sounds nice. But yeah, Riley just did a clip, I guess, with blacked raw.

Yeah. I just did a DVD release. It just came out. So that's my big, my big recent project.

Congratulations. Clap, clap, clap, clap. How was that? How was that experience?

How was that for your labia? Oh, that was a really good experience for my whole body. I really appreciated that. I had great chemistry with the guy.

I appreciate it. We hadn't met before that scene. And I actually kind of liked that a lot of the time. When, like, I haven't ever met the male talent.

We just meet there for the first time. And there's good chemistry. It just makes it wild. So that is very bonobo.

That's very bonobo because bonobos love to have sex with their friends. But even more, they love to have sex with strangers. Like humans. Exactly.

And we always think that that's kind of a bad thing. I mean, I guess you don't think it's a bad thing. And I don't think it's a bad thing. Oh, there I go.

It's society. Bonobos are always down. It's just the humans are not always down. He doesn't even know why he's not even looking.

On the, uh, wow. And who are you sucking right there? You are sucking some huge Dickinsky. That was hot.

As you could tell. As you could tell. That was the first time we met. And who is that?

That's Chili Chills. Chili Chills. Chili Chills. All right.

Well, he's chilling in your mouth. Wow. And your upper lips are certainly working overtime. Yeah.

I was fitting all I could in there. I'm having a good time. There we go. There we go.

But I don't see your labia. I see your asshole. Okay. And your labia are wide open.

Yeah. And you are getting definitely. Rammed. Rammed.

Yeah. Riley Ray's rammed. Black. Yeah.

Black. We had done a couple of positions by then. So everything was very open. So I was like ready for that ramming.

You were. Yeah. She's like this goes back exact to the moment. Oh, yeah.

That's important to say. Because a lot of women. Show that again. A lot of women who might be watching this.

And I know some people think this is for guys. But a lot of women might think, you know, I can't do that so quickly. I can't take a big cock like that. Just right after I suck it and then just take it in my pussy.

And then just take it in my ass. Oh, but they can. Get dirty. Oh, but they can see that's what guys always say.

But they have babies out there. This is pussy talk. No doubt. Let me be quiet.

This is labia night. Yes. That's right. Let me just smell.

So what is what how much is involved between the blowjob and the entry of the cock into your pussy. And you're an expert. Oh man.

I have to admit at this point, I have spent enough time with enough really large penises that I have like, I have a fair amount of muscle control. If I've got lubrication and I like relax and open up, I can

usually get pretty quickly to that point. But when I first started in the adult industry, it took me a while. They'd like eat me out.

It's something you'd have to start with, you know, kind of just the tip. Honestly, especially something as big as what you saw in that video.

You're like, damn. You can't put all of it in you at once. You sort of do part of it at a time until you start to relax.

And as you get aroused, your cervix will actually even like contract a little bit and make more room. There is a picture of you on the show the last time you were here and my look of utter surprise.

I do put large things inside my pussy. Putting a Hitachi magic wand. You know, which is supposed to be on the outside of the pussy.

And she is putting it inside of her pussy. Between those labia that are just can we get a close up of that? Zoom in.

Zoom in. Zoom in on that. We can. There we go.

There we go. There we go. And you have a nice luxurious bush. And orange tone.

Oh yeah. Nice luxurious bush. Well, take your pants off, girl. I'll hold your mic.

I'll hold your mic. Here. I'll hold your mic. Here's some labia.

I feel sort of self conscious. Oh my gosh. She's getting all beat up. Oh, we're all got bug bites.

It's the season. It's the season. Partial pussy. And there is some beautiful labia.

Labia! Labia and the outer lips. Go pink. The inner lips.

Yeah. Nice. Very nice. Very nice.

Look at that paparazzi. They flicking out there. Look at this beautiful butt. Can I give it a little spank?

Just a little. Nice one. Might get into our spanking magazine. The new edition of Speakeasy Journal,

which is now on Splosh, is going to be spanking. Oh, look at the cute little mole. That's my signature.

It's my Marilyn Monroe. Riley Ray's Brothers and Sisters. Go Riley! Yes.

That was hot. That was hot. I feel left out. Let me spank you later.

I don't know. I guess. You don't know? They exist.

They're a little wet. You want to check? Yeah, sure. Okay.

She got the fresh outfit on. Her outfit is fresh. Look at her. She's fresh.

Yeah. She's terrible to open. My ass is a little weird. It looks like back to school here with EVA.

Give me this one. You take this one. Okay, we're going to check it out. The way you got it on.

Labia. I got the greatest seat in the house. Hey, guys. Pretty, pretty Labia.

My boys can see me now. Nice. Pretty much all shaved. And a cute little cut.

You know, all the little idiosyncrasies. Make a woman's genitalia just so special and pretty. It's beautiful. So is it wet?

I guess it's reasonably damp. It's reasonably damp. It's moist. It has a slight dew.

It has a slight dew. A little hue to it. It's moist. Nice.

Okay. I think I know where I want to take the Nobleville Communion home. Oh, man. So I want to tell a story, though.

That's kind of funny. Is your friend here? She got ill. She got ill.

Yeah. I guess some little flu or something is going around. People have been saying that. I think she got that.

Wow. I talked to her last night. She said, give me my best regards to your daughter. About this book that Pussy just went crazy for.

I mean, she was so hot for this book last night talking on the phone. She said it changed her life. She did say it changed her life. Now you can hold your microphone.

Okay. Okay. And it's a book called Pussy, a reclamation, Regina Thomas Hour. Anyway, it's a cool book.

I mean, there are a lot of cool Pussy books. I myself was transformed by this book, Sex for One, which was originally called Liberating Masturbation by Dr. Betty Dodson, my mentor. And really, because this book told me where my labia were, where my clitoris was, I could

give myself an orgasm. I mean, in those days, you know, porn, you had to watch in a movie theater, believe it or not. And I wasn't about to go there.

So I didn't learn anything from porn. I had boyfriends. You know, I had sex and they had orgasms. I had a good time.

I didn't know what an orgasm was. But it took looking at a diagram. Do we have a diagram? Can we get the diagram?

There's a diagram. There it is. Diagram. Seriously.

Diagram. I'm a diagram kind of gal. I know a lot of people are just, let me just see a real pussy. But for me, it took, OK, this is where my clitoris is.

This is the hall. This is the labia and the, you know, and how to touch. That's a great shot. And how to, you know, give yourself pleasure is kind of spelled out.

And that really gave me my first orgasm. So I always say that Dr. Betty Dodson did it for me. Dr. Betty. Yeah.

Because I had this boyfriend. I even remember his name. Even Van Der Tak. My sophomore year at Yale.

I was 19 years old and I'd never had an orgasm. And he had his orgasm. He left and I picked up this book. Was not in my class.

He said he left. Right. He left. He didn't know in those days.

I don't even know if he knew women had orgasms. You know. Right. And he was cool.

Free the labia. And I looked at this book and I went, wow, this is what I'm supposed to do. I'm supposed to touch these outer areas that are really sensitive. Stimulus.

And it's not all happening inside. I mean, it's all great to take a big cock. We love it. It looks exciting.

And it is exciting. But most of most women's pleasure center nerve endings are on the outside. You know. Even, you know, everything is kind of related to the clip.

The labia are the doors that go up to the clip. And the G-spot is the inside of the clip. It's like, where's my pussy puppets? There it is.

Yeah. You know. Come just sell out. The semen.

Pearls. That's the jewels of the pussy. Jewels of the pussy. You get the G-spot with, you know, these fingers in here.

What you're really doing is going behind the clitoris. And that's one reason it feels so good. I mean, there's many reasons. Romance, adventure, pleasure.

But there's also geography. And that's what I learned from Betty Dodson's book. And I think your friend Christina learned a lot from this book. And it's kind of turned on a lot of women, this pussy book.

So, yeah. Labia day. Reclaim your pussy. Absolutely.

And I mean, it wasn't that it changed my life, because my life changed when I married Max. Aw. Me too.

That's true. That's what changed my life. But I did learn some things. And she studied at Moore University, and I went there too.

And one of the things I learned was about this myth of Persephone. Do you know the goddess Persephone? Yes. She's, well, you told me.

I only know her from the story of how she became the goddess of the underworld by eating the pomegranate seeds. I don't know any other stories about her. Well, that's the main story.

And she is a beautiful maiden, the daughter of Demeter, who is the goddess of the earth. And Persephone is out gathering flowers with her girlfriends when Hades, the king of the underworld,

flies by on his chariot and ravishes her. That's what it said in my Greek mythology book as a little kid. But then I learned that that meant raped. And he takes her down to his abode in the underworld,

and he won't let her go. For human trafficking. Yeah, well, I don't know who's the first, but it was certainly a significant one.

And Demeter, the mother, of course, is just so upset. And she appeals to her brother, who is also Hades' brother. And by the way, Hades is her brother. This is her uncle.

So, of course, it's all in the family. But in the family. It often is. And the Greeks had a serious deep understanding of this.

They had an understanding of the pleasure and the pain of sex in human life. And so, yeah, Hades was Demeter's brother and he raped her daughter

and he took her down to his lair in the underworld where everybody's dead. So it was really like double trouble. Oh, God.

It's a bad situation. She asked her, you know, the oldest brother, Zeus, like, you know, give me my daughter back. Yeah, man.

No can do. You know, it's a patriarchy, honey. You got to just roll with it. Roll with it.

And she was just so upset. And at that time, the world was always beautiful in spring and summer. And this was the first winter.

Demeter was just so depressed, disconsolate that she just turned the earth to shit. It's kind of like what might happen if we really do steal our eco-sexual power from the earth

and the earth might go to shit. It is going to shit, in a way. Definitely by the way. It was doing that in this myth.

And there was nothing that anyone could do to cheer her up. She went to this place called Ellusis, which some of you might have heard of, this place in ancient Greece

where women would have ecstatic rites. And at that time, it was just a little village and she stayed with some people and there was a goddess there named Baobo.

And Baobo was an old woman called the Crohn. All right, that's right. There is Baobo. This is an image of Baobo.

Baobo, Bonobo. Yeah, it's kind of like Bonobo. And she is the goddess of mirth and she's portrayed as a pussy

with a face. And sometimes she carries a harp because she sings body songs. You have two minutes.

And she came to Demeter and she said, yeah, thanks for the run. I'm like rolling with it tonight.

Roll with it, baby, roll. Roll of it. You guys, I'm like into my pussy power. So what happened next?

So what happened next was she gave Demeter some beer and food and Demeter wouldn't eat. And she was very insulted.

And so she came up and she pulled her skirt up and pulled her panties down and went, woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Check out my pussy! They lost it. And that made Demeter laugh. It did.

And then she had some beer and she had some food and she said, you know what? I'm going to talk to my brother.

And she talked to Zeus and Zeus says, all right, you know what? If she hasn't eaten anything, I'll let her come back to you.

And it turned out that she'd eaten six pomegranate seeds down in Hades. So she comes back for six months of the year and stays down in Hades

for six months of the year. She started liking that shit, huh? Well, she liked that bad boy. She started getting into it.

It was a lair, too. All kind of stuff. But that's when she's down in Hades during winter and fall.

We're coming into that time we're coming into the time when Persephone is taken from Demeter and Demeter could get very depressed

but because of Balbo showing her pussy she laughs and she's strong and she finds a way to negotiate

with her patriarchal brother to get what she wants. At least half. They left the pussy out of the story

when I was in school. I didn't know that part. Me, too. Me, too. That's why I'm saying this book.

Free the pussy. And I went, wait a second. She's making that up. I looked it up.

It was on Wikipedia, too. And it was in a few other places. So I figured, okay, this is true.

I mean, true in terms of it's a real Greek myth. It is something they don't teach you anymore but the showing of the pussy

The power of the pussy is in many, many myths and legends and stories and beliefs

and it's been, I don't know, relegated, denigrated. People ignore it. But there it is.

And it is. Labia day. So we're not going to ignore it. We're going to talk about it

and we're going to explore it. Be a body. Explore it. Open the door.

Open the door. So how much time do we have? We have five minutes. Well then, I think we should have

a labia display. By our means. Yeah, you kind of have to move to the side. Oh, okay.

Unless you want to hold a labia, you could hold it. In honor of. Labia day.

That brings us forward with this. And, yeah. So, all the ladies are going to stand up. All the ladies are going to stand up

and labialize for the photographers. Well, if you're not going to show your labia, then.

A little lip. Here. Put the fake on there. Now I have a little scar

above my labia. So, oh, you want to see it? Yeah. I don't like to show it, so I kind of cover it.

Labia. Happy labia day. Happy labia day. It's a special day.

And it's a day for pussy talk and pussy display. It's a day to learn about female sexuality.

The bonobo way. And, wow, our photographers are certainly learning a lot. Yeah. Take notes.

You see job of hers. Okay. So, okay, she's going to have to get spanked. By the way, as you can see,

with this great art piece, this is a carved vulva by Bill Pasek.

And. Looks like a pipe. It's also a pipe. Oh, it is a pipe.

Wow. Put that in. Put that pussy in your pipe. And smoke it.

Nice. Labia are so, you know, versatile. Okay.

How much time? Oh, two minutes. That was three minutes. Okay.

So how about two minutes of the kinkster? And we'll see what the labia do. Turn off this music. Music go.

Cue the music. It's neither music. There you go. Yeah.

Everybody send a shout out for labia day. This is the lovely ladies of labia. Labia. Yes.

That's the show. Lovely ladies of labia. Give it up for them, y'all. Shout out to all the beautiful labias out there in the world.

Can I twerk your, can I twerk your labia? Shout out from Bonoboville, from Dr. Block. Susan Block show. Can I twerk your labia?

Sure. Can I twerk your labia? Pow, pow, pow. Did I make you wet?

My bush is all dewy now. Oh, it's all dewy. The light dew of the morning. I'm dewy.

Labia day. Labia day. Labia day. Happy labia day.

It's really for the sexy labor day. Stimulation, liberation, masturbation. From Carmina Formosa, inspired by the Bonobo way. Go Bonobo!

Thank you for letting me make you. Give it up for the labia. Labia. The ladies of labia.

You'll sing a group, the labia. Labia. Ladies and ladies of labia. So the stage is labia.

One minute. All right. We are running out of time. So take your panties off and let me smell.

Yes. So we got Riley Ray, Evee. Awesome. And Iqor the Wolf.

And we're coming back for more labia day. Labia. 2018. So don't come yet.

And don't go away. We'll be right back. Yes. Hi.

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And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web. That's just the first of your impact play punishments. Blossom.

And we are blossoming. It is labia day in Bonoboville. In the womb room. And I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block.

This is the little love church of Bonoboville. And we're celebrating labia day with various labia. Real and fake. Just like the news.

Yeah, so we have pretty, pretty, pretty. They're all kind of pretty. You know, this sculpture by Bill Pasek called Setun Peep. And it comes apart.

So you can smoke it. Suck it. There you go. Blossom has such a way with words.

And that's Riley Ray's, who has such a way with sucking. All different things. She's now sucking a lollipop. And she sucked those labia very lovelily.

Lovelily. And I just made up a word that I don't even think I could ever say again. And Eva Yee is looking very adorable. And what sweet pretty labia she has.

And she demonstrated her fallatio abilities on the Bill Clinton. Is he back there? Her friend. Oh, here he is.

He's a little dirty. He was behind Ariane Grandi at the fantastic funeral for Aretha Franklin. It was just so beautiful, really. I just thought you might like to say hello.

You don't necessarily have to suck him again. He looks like he's been through mud. What happens to Bill? We need to give Bill a cleaning.

But he misses you. You were great. But he also likes Ariane. And I mean, he looked cool.

He was standing behind her smiling. What do you want? I mean, people giving him a hard time. Now, the preacher, I understand a little bit.

Me too. Hey, Me too. Hey. Meow, meow.

Get in touch with Labia Day. Celebrate Labia Day. And Me too should be more inclusive of sex workers, right? We're the best workers.

I mean, because you guys got to get some sexuality. You don't want to be identified by Azia Argento, right? So you want to be identified by courtesans. So Jesus is rising from the vulva puppet here.

And he's come pearls. The vulva virgin. And this is the Jackhammer Jesus. And you worked with the Jackhammer Jesus.

I did. I recently did a fetish scene where I was a nun and we worked with Jackhammer Jesus and the baby Jesus blood. Wow. Speaking of religion, I sometimes think that the Torah is like opening Labia.

I know that's really sacrilegious. It's all sacrilegious, everything I say. But, you know, this is kind of weird, right? But it is like Labia and me opening up the Torah.

And there's the word inside. And the word is pussy. Pussy power. Pussy power is something that's coming up in a lot of ways these days.

You know? Yeah. I mean, I think it's a positive thing all around. Me too.

It's kind of a rocky boat. But pussy power. Hey. Mama Earth.

It's where we're at. It's what we got. It's what you want if you don't have one. And if you've got one, it's your power.

It's your pleasure. So, we have a powerful pussy on my bed right now. Her name is Riley Reyes. Suzy Warbler.

Hotty with a body. For Mo's Pinobo. And she's got the microphone at her pussy. Because we're going to do an episode of Pussy Talk.

On the Dr. Suzy Block Show. Hello, pussy. How are you today? Well, now you have to have another microphone because...

I'm so quiet. Don't worry. Unless your pussy really does talk and make those pussy sounds. That would be impressive.

That would be a skill to cultivate. I don't know about that. I mean, I don't know that, you know, some women make pussy sounds. They are not exactly...

I mean, there's a fetish for everything, right? Evie? There is a fetish for everything. So, there are fetishes for pussy farts.

Right? But most people kind of feel they're rude. I don't know. They're inevitable byproducts sometimes of sex.

They are. It's science. I feel like people who don't otherwise fetishize queefing do still like it and get turned on by it when they know it's a byproduct

of them having fucked you very effectively, you know? I mean, you have a big dick and got fucked good. For me, a lot of times it depends on position. Like, if I'm in Doggy Stone, there with my back arch,

it almost always will happen. Oh. Your position now seems like you're ready to demonstrate how to pleasure your labia.

She's like, yes, I am. And so, we are now removing the pants, yoga pants, I guess these are pink. Would you like me to take your shoes off for you? She's like, I got this.

Okay. She's got this. Actually, that's a kind of sexy move. It's a little bit of bondage when you have your pants

around your ankles. How you doing? Like this. Okay.

I'm going to get a closer look. And it matches the pink. I like the pink. Yes.

Okay. So, pink on pink. Pink on pink. Pussy power.

Riley Ray's power. Yeah. Correct. So, now we need that pillow.

Right? Do you need a pillow? Please. Trump is not giving me enough support back here.

Donald Trump. Trump. Of course. He's a pussy grabber.

Make sure he stays away. He doesn't please the pussy. This pussy bites back. Yeah, this pussy will bite back.

Okay. So, here we are. We have some navy lube. Maybe we don't.

Do you know how to work this? I mean, I can get you wet. Do you want me to give you a little spray? You might have to twist it.

Oh, it didn't need to be twisted. What do you do here? Why don't you just take the top off and drip it a little bit. Okay.

Now we have other ones. Hey, we just did it. She got it. She got it.

Okay, you got it. She's the pro. She is the pro. Very nice.

Much better. Much better. Yeah. That is very important.

In real estate, it's location, location, location. Location, location, location. In labia love, it's lubrication, lubrication, lubrication. That is a beautiful pussy.

It sure is. I'm very lubricated. She's like, that's by a show it, girl. Happy labia day.

Happy labia day. Okay. So, she's going to have to remove her lollipop. So I can talk to you guys about my pussy.

Okay. So, tell us about how people should touch your labia, what you like. I mean, I see you are putting your fingers between your labia. You seem to like to put your fingers between the outer labia and the inner labia.

I like the pressure you can get massaging there. And that even almost goes towards insertion, right? Yeah. The pressure there.

And I really like, if someone is down there for them to just suck on the outer labia, get pressure on them, if they get me turned on. Do you play with yourself when you get eaten out? Oh my goodness.

I don't think I ever have. I think I usually just direct. Okay. I do direct though.

It's like they're backing into a parking spot. I didn't even know what I want. That's about parking your vulva. I mean, vulva.

Right. So, do you have a side that is more sensitive than the other side? I don't. They're pretty even.

I like to have the whole thing serviced if I can. Yeah. And do you like to have the outer lips pulled or spanked or played with? Oh, in terms of impact, I really do like, a lot of times like the light impact on

just like the whole thing. The light impact of spanking. On the outer lips. I feel like it also starts to stimulate the clit when you do that, right?

I feel like it starts to bring blood to it. I hope it gets swollen. I know that. And I feel that.

And I see that. It's a very important thing. And it's important not to spank too hard, usually. Although Riley is such a pro.

Maybe you like it like a whack-a-doodle. I don't like it super hard. No. Just a nice little tapping.

Yeah. Warm it up. Did you have any questions, Eva? No, no, you're good.

Yeah? Is your pussy getting ready for anything? She's like, it exists. It exists, okay.

I always feel like it's a good move to with insertion, especially if you've got proper lubrication. What is whipping to go ahead and... What is this?

Well, when you insert, because so much stimulation comes from the clit and isn't just based on penetration, to use the heel of your hand to stimulate the rest of it to get... And it's like rock on.

It's literally the rock on sign. ...to get more pressure and sort of grind onto it. So, what I'm doing, it's like this. I've got full contact on the labia, full contact on the clit,

so the whole thing is really getting... This is when you are masturbated. Yes, that's how I like to masturbate. You are doing it full-handed.

Yeah, I'm taking notes. And if there's someone in my ass, I'll do this too. Like, you know, just at the same time, I'll get in there and get that friction and the heel of my hand.

That grinds. Up under my clit to get the grinding of the body. Well, I imagine that you being a porn star and having sex with lots of strangers,

which is so exciting, but they don't always know what to do. So, do you tell them or do you show them? Do you hope they do what you like? Excuse me.

You know, it's some combination. I tell them what I enjoy. And, you know, and that's sexy during the scene, right? All of it's dirty talk.

If you tell someone, oh, like, go up and down, go harder, go faster, suck my clit, it's all just dirty talk. It's not like it interrupts the scene.

I can just tell them right in the middle of the scene what I want them to do to me and it makes it hotter. You can't tell them lick my labia. That sounds too clinical.

Maybe you could. Lick my labia. Now that we have labia, lick my labia.

Lick my labia. I don't know. It's kind of a... I'm not sure.

I feel like I'd probably say something like, lick my pussy lips. Pussy lips. Lick my pussy lips.

She's all thug. Lick my pussy lips, baby. I like it. And do you like to have your pubic hair

played with, like, you know, kind of fluffed around? Like a gentle pulling. It's almost like, you know how it feels really good when someone gently pulls your hair?

Yeah. You know, it has that same sort of just sensation play feel to it. So that's the outer lips.

It's a little bit of hair pulling. But not hard. Just a light tugging. Right.

It's like when Kitties play. I mean, you know, there's always going to be the masochists out there that want everything more intense.

Yeah. I know a girl who likes me to use teeth when I'm going down on her, and that's not something I'm interested in.

Bite her labia? Yeah. She likes to have her labia nibbled on. Even her clit, like, if you go over the hood,

nibbled on right there. Well, now, like, with my hands. Isn't necessarily chomping. Yeah.

Uh-huh. Yeah, a little bit of teeth. Lining. I like a little bit of teeth.

Yeah. I like almost using that hood as, like, a sheath to, like, play with my clit. Yeah, you are.

So it isn't too direct. Turn that music down in my headphones. It's just like, I don't know. At a club, don't, don't.

I feel like I'm in the club. Yeah. We're trying to enjoy some pussy. I mean, enjoying some pussy.

I mean, the pussy talks itself. Yes. And it's not necessarily a sound that you hear, but it is something that you feel

and that you communicate with and that you learn from and, you know, then you can enter the pearly gates.

pearly gates of pussy. That's just for the little death, as the French say. Not the big one. Right.

Not usually. People don't usually die entering labia. It has happened. It has happened.

Yeah, but not usually. You know he died happy, that's all. And now my headsets have all this static in them. Is that just my headsets?

Yeah, I'm not catching static. You're not, you're not getting static? I think it's your pussy. Or maybe it's goddess phoenix's whip.

Let's see. I'm not sure. But your pussy is definitely very hot. It is.

And did you want to put anything in it? Besides your fingers? I mean, up to you. What are my options?

Well, let's see. I don't think Bill Clinton would be appropriate. We have the Buddha, and we have the baby Jesus,

and we have, of course, the Jesus jackhammer. I want to do Bonobo and Bill communion offer pussy. Ooh, could I use one of the glass Jesus?

And then we have the glass. Is that bad? We have Buck Angel sword, which is very beautiful.

And I would say we should give it a quick rinse, if that's what we're going to do. I would like to try that one. Not that anybody's used it lately,

but it's been rolling around in the bed. We're classy. Yeah, let's be conscientious. Do you want to take that off for a quick rinse?

Do you know Buck Angel? We haven't met, but of course I know of his work and his work for transfer formers and all of that. It's notorious.

And he is a man with labia. It's true. That's true. It exists.

They exist. All kinds of people exist. Yeah, and bodies are so diverse. Even labia are so diverse.

I feel like women don't realize that. As a young woman, I didn't realize that my labia were supposed to be different from everyone else's and that there was such a variety of them.

But being in porn, I've gotten to experience a bunch of different types of labia in my co-stars, and that's been really cool. Different colors, different shapes.

There are so many. I mean, do you have a favorite style of labia you like to play with? You know, I think one of the more exciting ones

for me was Charlotte Cross, because she has these really large protruding inner labia that I had never been with and I was the one who had that much to play with before,

so I got to suck on them and experience that. Nice. Well, now here is a sword for your sheath, Madame. This is a beautiful sword that is created by Buck Angel.

Where is the microphone? Let me hold it. Because now you must hold your sword. She can't use this.

Suddenly my headset... Dr. Suzy, excuse me. Just need to charge your batteries a minute. Just two seconds.

Two seconds. Charge my batteries. That was a static. Because you're breaking up.

Okay. And now everything sounds good. Well... Do you want to use this microphone, Madame?

I'm just... I'll do whatever you guys want, but I don't know... You just say that you need to do this and then you leave

and you're leaving me with a beautiful woman with a glass dildo. Let's get this done first. So the question is, do I fuck myself for a medal?

Yeah, come on. What should I do, guys? I hear myself... Way to go, guys.

Killing the vibe. It's okay. We'll keep it going. I just want to know that everything is technically...

They're done. They're done. They're done. You can go on.

I can go on. Yes. So that was just an interruption just for the men to insert their opinions.

The men, always. Insert our batteries. Yes. So we're recharged.

Okay. Here we are. We'll charge you up right here. So here's Riley Ray's beautiful Riley

in her cute gym clothes. Are you sure you don't want to take your shoes off? No, it's the bondage. You're in the bondage, right?

Right. Shout out to Professor Oni in Florida, who we met through Riley. Just sit.

And here you are. With that second hand there for the cultural stimulation. Help yourself. And this sword, it's like some sort of a

medieval fairy tale to me, but that's how I think. Oh, goodness. Entering the, you know,

the Holy Grail. Oh, maybe. This is the Holy Grail of, of life, of the goddess.

And it, the doors to the Holy Grail are the labia. And that is what we celebrate on labia day. Beautiful labia.

And these are some of the most beautiful labia in the world. Four of them right here. Two outer labia.

And two inner labia. The sword is all the way up in there. Glass dildos really feel good. Don't you think?

They feel so good. They're so smooth. And they're nice because they can conduct either heat or cold.

Right. I think that's something some guys need to learn maybe. Because, or even women need to learn that.

And because sometimes they think that the only type of dildo is the silicone type. All shapes and sizes.

I've had a lot of men are resistant to use any dildo. They're like afraid of being replaced. But you should really embrace

sex toys. I always encourage you to use all the sex toys in the bedroom. Well, your labia are certainly

embracing this sex toy. I'm getting super turned on. I like watching the way they grip on. I know, seriously.

I mean, can I get an amen. Amen. Can I get an A-women. A-women.

A-reilly. Maybe a day is better than labore day. I'm getting dirty

thoughts. I can't even imagine what you guys are thinking. Get some of that going. You're getting your exhibition

tomorrow. Yeah, all these cameras, all these guys looking, a couple of very hot girls looking at your labia and other things. Get it wet.

It's going to get the soil creamy. I'm not really a squirter, I'm more creamy. You're a creamy. I'm more creamy too.

A creamer. Well it's not squirt day, it's labia day. All right then. Oh it's very creamy.

Are you going to like it? Oh yeah, you like your labia juice. Labia juice. Oh and look at her blue tongue.

From the lollipop. All right. That's beautiful. Wow.

Let's give a hand to Riley Ray. Oh, Riley! Yeah! For fabulous demonstrations of her labia and how to pleasure her labia.

How she pleasures it. How you could pleasure it if you get lucky someday. Someday. I don't know, they cast one of those porn clips.

Take a number. With a customer. Get in line my friends. Do you make clips with your fans?

I never have. Maybe someday. That's a thing. She's open-minded.

That some people do. Yeah, I know. I'm honestly, I'd be a little nervous about it. I'd have to figure out what parameters to do it within

so that I'd feel safe. Certainly I would have to get them to take the same testing panel that adult film stars do. All right.

You got to go through a lot. Make sure he's not a stalker. Of tests before you get to go through the labia of this lady. Riley Ray's, you know.

And it's true. Porn stars are very careful. It's a funny thing. People have this image of porn stars.

I think as being just out there. But really successful ones. Yeah. Look at this.

Super fuckin' sexy. Ba-ba-ba. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. We're going to get some...

She bad going, I think. Soon. But do you want to tell us anything about your labia? Eva Yee.

Do you want to sit in the hot seat? Yeah. It's like the hottest that seat's ever been. Sit in the hot seat.

Yeah. Okay. So here we go. Labia day.

All right. You have a whole different type of labia than I do. I'd love to check them out. They're very tucked in.

You've got to be your outer labia. I want to see it. I want to see your labia. The first time I masturbated was kind of an accident.

I was like, what? She's like, oh, what's this? It was an accident? Yeah, it was an accident.

Yeah. I think the first time I did it was a total accident. Yeah. I mean, I just kind of...

My hand fell into my crotch. And there it was. And I went, wow, that feels good. Better keep doing that.

Yeah. So how was your accident? Oh, it was like... Talking to the mic.

You know you can do the thing where you kind of professionalize and you keep squeezing. You get to, you know, the friction makes you come. Yeah.

So I did that. I was like, what the fuck? Oh, wow. Yeah.

And I'm pretty good at it. I can do it in class. I used to do it in class when I was born. In class?

Yeah. So I can masturbate? Yeah. It's like...

How did you do that? Like under your skirt? Yeah. It's like, I don't need to do anything.

No hands. She uses like the muscle of her crotch. Oh, the Kegel muscles. Yes.

Right. You know. That's a good thing. I've done that at the gym.

Kegels. I guess. I'm doing them right now. You know, and just when I'm doing my yoga,

sometimes I'm doing this back and forth and that kind of gets the Kegel muscles going. But even just sitting there, you could just make yourself come.

And you do. Aren't you talented? It's just like in direct friction. It's probably nicer to direct, I guess,

friction because some people don't know how to touch these things, okay? Some people don't. Go in there like they're looking for the keys.

Oh. That's a good analogy. They're looking for the keys. Of a bad way of touching pussy.

Of a bad way of entering the labia is to look like you're looking for keys. Where is it? Where is it?

Is it here? Is it here? Right. Where the fuck are my keys?

That just makes a woman nervous. You can't be wildly fumbling around there. I've got delicate equipment. Yeah.

You're going to fumble. Do it slowly. Yeah. Slow fumble.

Yeah. Slow fumble I can work on directing. Yes. This is something to work with.

Give him some feedback. What do I hear? It was making me nervous. It was a little clip.

So how should a person touch your labia? Or your clitoris or any of that? I think only, okay I'm fucking lazy. And generally speaking most of the time I'm not going to

sit here and just go like okay let me just touch myself and because then I get cold and I'm like you know what I'm kind of tired I want to sleep down. I get cold.

And then so I kind of put my pants back on and go to sleep or whatever. But I mean I'm sure I could if I spent enough time to sit in there and doing it.

But I'm just lazy. I'm just fucking lazy. I have a question. So when you said you were in class and you were doing it

do you think you got more turned on because you were in class and like it was a turn on that no one knew you were doing it? Like it kind of like got you excited? I mean it was kind of hot.

It was kind of cool but I mean it's just like I don't care. See that's why I don't know if you're lazy because it's probably just that when you're not in school you have other things to do.

But when you were in school you were so bored you figured I might as well masturbate. So pretend you're in school. I mean I do this whenever I can sit down sometimes

because I'm just bored and also I don't want to like it's a whole production you have to take your pants off and put your head up there. You don't have to take your pants off to do that.

No right you don't have to. Yeah I don't even have pants on actually. Do you have pants on? You had some really cute panties on last time.

Red panty night. Last time you had on white panties. What are these? These are black panties. These are annoying.

What is this? It's really annoying. I would rather they just come off because how do you detach these fuckers?

Because I don't like them. I don't have any idea. Just take them off I guess. Do you need help?

I mean they're attached to a skirt that's a problem. Oh they're the squirts? A skirt? Yes.

I used to use the skirt but without the fucking short thingy. You could just cut them off. I don't know that's what I'm going to do actually. Do you want to do a schoolgirl strip?

Do you want me to cut them for you? Can I cut them off for you? Can we put on some music? I'm going to cut off her shorts. Take off your skirt.

Yes but I'm not really awkward. I'm really awkward. We love your awkwardness. It's very beautiful. I'm digging it.

It's part of the schoolgirl aesthetic. It is. You know it. You should just put your heart glasses on and just get into it. We assure you that it's very true.

You're very adorable and gorgeous and we would love to see you take off your skirt. Okay so how about the kinkster? Come in on it or something.

Hashtag get kinky. I told you red panty night. I saw those earlier. Way cuter. Birthday.

Loving to be topsy turvy. I gotta have that cake. Let us see those cakes. That booty.

Let us see those cakes. Yeah. Super nice. Do you like to get things?

How hard? Good butt. Kinky cat approved. Kinky is an excitation.

I gotta have that. Well now the lady is explaining. Let's get kinky. What perfect timing.

Look at the gloves. Very very kinky. This is super kinky.

She kind of does the same thing. Cool girl motorcycle. Kind of look. Right?

Not a little school girl. Bondage school girl. I guess it's more like corrupted I guess. Corrupted.

Kinky and corrupted. Corruptly kinky. Do you want any mood? What happened to you?

What are we looking for? Lube. Oh here it is. I have my squirt gun if anyone wants me to get them squirted.

The Kingster by Marmina Formosa. The Horned Dog. Inspired by the Bonobo Way. And certainly inspired right now by Eva Yee.

Eva Yee. And her labia. And she's got some gorgeous labia.

Peace sign. Pleasure you're pussy with peace. I'm glad we have two different types of labia. You know well actually we could say eight.

I guess everybody has four. And me too I mean I did show my labia. But I'm not going to show it. I'm not going to compete with your labia right now.

I'm just going to let you show those labia girl. Oh yeah. And so what are we doing here? Are we doing the between the labia?

Vague stimulation. Rubbing mostly on the clip. The doorbell. Do you like to make a shape with your fingers or like a pattern?

I have never thought about it like that. I like to do like a diamond or a heart. Alright. Now some people spell out letters with the alphabet.

Oh god I think I have to do that to me once. I love you. Because we got up there like oh shit I started at like Ed or something. I was like what?

He's like oh I was doing the alphabet. I was like oh like. Guess what I'm spelling. I'm on team up and down.

Do you do counting? Up and down. Oh god. I think about counting is that I'm really bad at that because I am not good solo.

I'm not a good performer solo. Well we think you are. Let's give a hand to Eva Yee. Eva Yee.

Getting kinky with Eva Yee. Getting kinky is an excitation. I think you're very good solo. And you know I think it's good that you keep saying you're not good.

I mean because. It's part of your character. It's but I do way better for a performer with me so it's like okay you know because then I'm like what the fuck do I do with myself?

Like yeah I can touch myself but then what else do I do? I don't know. What do I do with my mouth? Yeah.

Well it's people who need people are the luckiest people in the world. Human connection is the best connection. Yes. But if you can't be with the one you lust for lust for the one you're with even

if it's yourself. Love yourself. Well anyway you know I mean you are your own most long-term lover. Everybody else comes and goes in and out of the labia.

And you do have a. Yes Max. You do have a hard 10. A hard 10.

Coming in through the labia. Alright so I think we should end our labia day celebration with a little twerking of the labia and some music from. Oh.

The wolf. The labia. The forbidden gates. The business.

Yeah baby. The biz. Oh yeah. All these sexy labias up here.

All these sexy labias. Labias and gentlemen. I present to you. The wolf.

Live. From the noble. Look. Look.

Look. Look. Look. Look.

Look. I got the music on silent. Look. Look.

Look that thing. Look how she make it pain. Come on. Look how she drop it.

Look. Can we use some volume. That girl can go. Look how she shake that thing.

Look how she move that thing. Oh shit. Look how she make it pain. Oh that girl can go.

She got me washing. Like we stalking but in the smooth way. She made me say damn. Stick like jam.

Ten times down. Piece added up. $50 in the house. Put up though.

I got the best key in the house. You know I'm a wolf off Roman. I'm in your zone. I'm blown by the way she move that thing shake that thing Make it burn the whole room shake from my ass quick. Damn. Maybe you got that pop that steal the show Get low everybody on the floor dudes be taking it. Why she's shaking it back that thing up like

Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it burn. Look how she drop it low Yeah, right here you go. Come on. Look how she shake that thing Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it pain. Yeah, that girl go pain Everybody stops and look at Raleigh pop that thing thing. Got them ready to spin some dope. Oh

We up in Bonobo. Yeah, they showing me love dub after dub with a peaky lap pants back tens with a man I don't even know but this life is short that deal. She is she can tell you keep your bills on strap on hold on real tight This trip I'm in it for the whole night. So give it to me. Let me have it. No static the baddest one in the club, right? Yes, sir. I ain't lying. I'm fine. They kind of like that. They bad. Look how they shake that thing

Look how she make it burn. Look how she drop it low. Yeah, right here you go. Come on. Look how she shake that thing Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it pain. Yeah, rock something go Stop cuz you got me turn by the way you pop in the way you pop it got me hot So don't stop go work that body work that body make sure you don't hurt nobody cuz everybody

Watch you do your thing shake that thing make it bang bang bang I'm so messed up. I'm so hypnotized. By the way, she shake that ass I gave you a ride. So I had to buy more round. She put it down But you kept me up all night this shit. She bad. She the bomb. Yes. She's dying. Oh my

Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it pain. Look how she drop it low Come on. That girl can go to be taking it while she's shaking it back. That thing She She

Bad You love maybe throw it up throw it up throw it up throw it up The L, the L, the L, the L, the L, the L, the L. Labia, yeah, she bad, it but it's bad.

Yeah, Dr. Watson, bad. In Bonoboville. You have five hard minutes. Now the fun begins.

The time has shrunk. You have five hard minutes. Dr. Susie. Give us a labia rundown.

OK, so everybody tell about themselves. Well, I am Ecora the Wolf. You can find me on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook. I like to say fit.

Just fit me. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter. Ecora, I-K-K-O-R. The Wolf.

Can we hear, can we hear? Is this thing working? There you go. OK, yeah, I have a Twitter.

It's a very generic porn star one, you know. Eva, Yee, X, X, X, X, yes. And that's, that's not generic at all. I have an Instagram, but it's like, it's different

because it used to be my old, it was my old one and I had to delete a bunch of people from my school because that was kind of awkward. But awkward.

It's seaside and there's period limbs and all lower case because I don't like capitals. And I don't want to hear that. No capitals.

OK. And Susie Award winner for most Bonobo 2017 and being very Bonobo in 2018. Riley Ray.

Bonobo all the time. Fantastic. I'm going to try to always use Bonobo as I can. I don't know if I could help it if I wanted to.

So I'm Riley Ray. It's nice to see you guys again. If you want to follow me on Twitter, it's at Riley Ray triple X.

That's R-I-L-E-Y-R-E-Y-X-X-X. Or on Instagram at Riley underscore loves underscore sex. And if you want to see some of my hot femdom clips,

go to IWantRileyRayS.com. Thank you very much. What's the name of your new DVD? Oh, my new DVD.

Oh, I can't remember which black draw it is. It might just be black draw nine, honestly. But I've got a brand new black draw DVD out. And right now I'm at the top of X-Biz news

for that new DVD release. So I'm sure you can find it and check it out. Congratulations. I love my publicist. She's lovely.

She puts me on things. And now Ms. Blossom must take her spanking. Yay! Spanking!

Spanking! Yay! Spanking! Spanking! Get over here.

You have three minutes. I've been in a little bit of a time, kids. On your hands and knees. On your hands and knees.

Give us that microphone. Dr. Suzy, you have three minutes. All right, I know why you've got to do this quickly. And whack, whack, whack.

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