Celebrating Masturbation Month, Not Armed Forces Day

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what motivates us to make it happen, something, something, a great motivator. Yes indeed and sex is what we talk about here on the Dr. Susan Block show where I am very excited to have some fabulous guests tonight. Yeah, I just got back from DomCon. DomCon! Woohoo! We're going to show you some pictures in a little while.

Maybe we can just show the mistress picture of the mistress photo by Juxley if we can come up with it. Get it, Jux. DomCon, whoa, the 15th anniversary and it was something else. It was quite amazing. There it is, DomCon 2018. There we are, the mistress photo. I'm the one, of course, in the off-color.

Yes. An aqua black licorice latex dress. Oh, there's such a story to that latex dress which is going to come out in my blog which isn't out yet, but tonight I am wearing my Damascus latex. And it's a little bit dull. I think it needs some lubing up ladies. So who wants to give me a lube job? Can I lube you up?

Can you lube me up? This is Phoenix Dawn just in case you don't know. My ass producer, I mean my associate producer. She produces this show greatly with her ass, as was observed a little while ago. And I'm very excited to also have the return of the queen of the New York sex scene, Lola Bostinato. Thank you so much.

Who's also in a corset. I like how you're getting lubed up. Yes. You got to lube it up, baby. You got to lube up your latex. Latex is a lot of work, like love, but it's worth it, you know, because it looks so good.

And it feels good to get lubed. Yes, it does. It feels so good. And it's so nice to have you back. Sexpert, sexpot, wears her microphone. What happened? It was just on. And, oh, there it is. There's something.

There we go. Another one. Okay. Well, thank you. Thank you so much for having me back. So you're here in LA because...

I am. You see me? Yeah, of course. Naturally to see you. And just to see this.

This wasn't opening. I know. What's going on here? This is very dramatic.

I've already started having back. With latex panties and everything. I like the zipper, frankly. Oh, yeah, baby.

That's good access. How are you to even see that zipper? The zipper? Oh, yeah. That's great.

I don't know. We're still on the Facebook camera. Maybe later we'll open the zipper. So, yeah, you're here to grace our LA presence. And we're happy.

Yeah, absolutely. Your presence is a present. Thank you very much. Yes, I was here working with Vivid.

Vivid. Woo-hoo. All right. And this is Lexi Mansfield. Back on the Dr. Susan Block show after a hiatus that we missed her.

And she is the winner of a hottest porn starlet in the 2017 Susie Awards. And there happens to be a button right over there. Oh, look at that. You get a button.

Oh, but you got to get it out of her mouth. Oh, again, again. Do it out of your ass, I think, as producer. Okay.

Oh, this is getting nice and shiny, though. I love it. Yes. Yes.

So you are back, Lexi girl. We are so excited to have you back. Do you have a microphone to say? Hi.

I just got someone. Hi, everybody. Whoa, I got two. Oh, it's dripping down my ass right now.

Oh, yeah, drip me, baby. We are so happy to have you back. I'm so happy to be back. Lexi Mansfield, a Lexi girl, but she's a Mansfield.

I am. Plow that. Like my field of men. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Field of men. She has a field of men. And you can plow her like a field if you're the right man.

And the new kid in town, the virgin to the show who wore her sweatshirt. I know. I was at home soaking in my spray tan. Oh, you just want us to rip it off of you.

That's what's going to happen. And it's already getting ripped. And this is Sylvia Sage. Very Sage of you to wear a sweatshirt.

Yes. Yes. Very nice. Very nice.

It's a cool evening here in Los Angeles. It is. It is a cool evening. It should be summertime.

But it's, I don't know, climate change, I guess, something. But in any case, it's masturbation month. And we're very excited about that. We all knew about that.

Every day masturbation day. In my house. I didn't know I was already celebrating. I didn't know.

Yes. And no. Well, it's sort of like, shouldn't every day be women's month, women's history month, or black history month, or, I don't know,

aren't there other months? Lick it month. Right. But, you know, the month is not just to do it.

The month is to talk about doing it. Right? Mm-hmm. And to do it some more.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. And, you know, we'll have true confessions of masturbators soon tonight. I hope.

I like it. I know. Right? Who doesn't like a good masturbation story?

Well, I think so. I think, you know, first-time masturbation, last-time masturbation. Do you really do it every day? Did you do it today?

I'm probably doing it right now. You have a vibrator going on underneath that corset. I know. I sure do.

Can't help remotes. I know. I love those, yeah. Underwear.

There's a reason I got a big skirt. I love it. I keep all kinds of toys under this. So, you are a comedian and a porn star.

I am, yes. I mean, don't you have to be a comedian to be a porn star? You have to have a good sense of humor, that's for sure. You have to have a sense of humor, for sure.

And I guess if you work with, I don't want to come out with certain names of comedians, but certain accused comedians, I guess, you know, you ought to be a porn star. Right? I haven't worked with those said comedians as of yet.

You haven't. Damn it. Damn it. Maybe you'd be good with that.

I have been assaulted by some comedians. You've been assaulted, though, right? Okay. Porn stars can be assaulted, too, of course.

Oh, absolutely. Absolutely, absolutely. I think people think because we're porn stars that we want it at all times. Well, that is certainly what the president thinks.

Yeah, absolutely. That is what the president thinks, and that's why he's being sued and accused by a couple of porn stars in addition to a lot of other women, although Stormy Daniels says that it was consensual. Right.

You know, and I think the best thing she did was to spank him with that Forbes magazine, right? Right? Oh, yeah, spank him with that Forbes because she really did say that once she gave him a spanking, he became less like an overweening, impossible narcissist and more like your run-of-the-mill

just boring billionaire. Right. So, you know, it was an improvement. Spanking works sometimes.

Yeah, right. I'm going to get in there and spank that moment. Sorry. I don't know how to write here.

Oh, yeah, right. We do want to. Facebook, Facebook, Facebook. There are a lot of bad things going on, bad, bad things, moving that capital to Jerusalem,

bad, horrible, horrible. I guess, you know, I'm overwhelmed by the bad things, but there was a good thing today. There was a beautiful wedding. Let's look at the wedding.

Royal wedding. Oh, royal wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, who is now something else, right? She's her royal highness, the Duchess of Sussex. And it was a beautiful success.

And that's the power of love. And, you know, a billion dollars. I was just going to say in money. At British taxpayer expense, of course.

Yes, that is the power. So, you know, but I mean, it is beautiful. I mean, partly because Trump wasn't there, right? No Trump, not even Ivanka was there.

And that was a beautiful thing. And the Duchess of Sussex. So that's kind of a tongue twister. Duchess of Sussex.

Very gorgeous. I have to say I don't like the gown. I don't know. I mean, it looks like a white trash bag.

I shouldn't say white trash, but I did. And anyway, yeah, I don't. But that's a nice dress. That's the Stella McCartney dress.

And look at that car. I want to marry the car. Okay. That's a Jaguar.

I think that's an XKE. XKE. Okay, but listen, this is serious. I mean, I'm all into fashion and cars.

But this is really amazing. I mean, Prince Harry, you know, could marry anyone, I guess, except me, because I have my prince. Except any of us, because I think the queen would swear again.

Well, that's true. But he chose an older woman. That's right. She's a cougar.

Yeah. Let's hear it for cougars. Yeah. Let's hear it for cougars.

Woo-hoo. She became one without knowing it. And she is, of course, proudly biracial. Yeah.

Mom, black, dad. White. I guess, white. No, white dad.

White dad, right? Black mom. And a feminist, a proud feminist. I mean, she says she's a feminist.

Yeah. He's married her. And divorced. Yeah.

Divorced woman. I mean, didn't somebody lose a crown? Married? Wallace Simpson?

Yes. Something like that. But now, I guess, he doesn't have a crown anyway. Right.

So who cares? And he'll get a Prince Albert now. No. I don't know what they do.

But I think it's great. And she's retired from acting. She's an LA homegirl. Yeah.

Homegirl did good. Homegirl did good. Retired from acting. Although now she's on to the biggest acting job of her career.

Oh, seriously. She was an actress. She was an actress. She was in a lot of stuff.

Yeah. She was on suits. Oh, yeah. She was in a lot of stuff.

Come sit up here by me. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So did you know she...

You didn't know she was an actress. Did you know she was a cougar? Well, I knew she was a cougar. I didn't know she was an actress.

Oh, yeah. That I didn't know. Yeah, see, I didn't know she was a cougar. I didn't realize she was older than me.

Yeah. By how many years? Like five? Yeah, five, six, something like that.

Something like that. I'm sleeping with a man five years younger than me, and I feel horrible about it all the time. What?

I just do. Be like Megan. I know. I just feel bad about it.

I just feel like I'm... Just think of yourself as the Duchess of Sussex. I won't let him sleep with anybody else, so I just keep him.

Like, keep him. Like, just lock him away, you know? Mm-hmm. I think a lot of younger men are going

for older women these days. I mean... I thought that was the thing. It is a thing.

It's a thing. I mean, look. I mean, look at us. It's Harry.

I know. Right. Right. I don't know if anyone's calling her a cougar, though.

I didn't see that on Twitter. Yeah, nothing more. But we are. Wait, how old is she?

37, I think, something like that. Oh, where's that mic? Hello. Yeah, I think she's like 30.

My mic doesn't work. She's 37. He's 32. Good for her.

I know a girl with a husband named Mike who said that about him. Never mind. And speaking of husbands, you know,

let her have her prince. I have my prince. I think it's pretty awesome. Prince, Maximilian, Rudolph,

the Lebkovitz, the Lebkovitz, the Phil and Jerry. Are you there? I'm right here, darling.

Ah, yes. Yes. And, you know, I mean, we didn't have a billion-dollar wedding,

but my dress was better, I think. Your dress was beautiful. Except... Was it DeMas latex, though?

No. I didn't know from DeMas latex at that time. That was 26 years ago. You can always renew your vows.

I do. And the next renewal of vows, maybe the Jaguar, how about that? No.

We have a Bonoboville limo that is even better because it can... You know, we need to have more people see the Jaguar can only have

like the two of them in it. Right, right. I don't know. I think it takes a village.

I think, you know, no couple is an island. And a limo. And the limo. We get...

That's why we have a limo and not the little Jaguar. And an RV. And the RV, as well,

for the extra people. Keep the party going. We're the reds. Woo!

Yeah. So, yeah, so that was good. And our royal couple, of course, showed their true colors

when Trump get that slide ready of the tweet now, folks. We got to see this tweet.

Trump tweeted, welcome home, Melanie. Okay.

Great to have our incredible first lady back home in the White House. Melanie

is feeling and doing really well. Yeah. Okay. So, right.

We know that, you know, these snafus happen on Twitter, but still, this is your wife who's coming home.

Maybe she's not coming home. That's embarrassing. Okay. Which brings us back

to the masturbation month. Got to do it. Yeah. I think she is a greatly

embarrassed woman. That's the look I get from her. But maybe I'm projecting.

Maybe she's good. You know, when I look at her, I think of somebody who has a very sad sex life.

Yeah. A sad life at all. You know what I mean? Well, just,

I don't see anything like really sexual from her. Right. Well, when he comes,

he calls out to Melanie. Yeah. Right? So true.

Yeah. So, I don't know. I kind of see a little sadness in that department.

Stormy weather. I do too. Right. I feel like she's definitely

contracted in somehow. Oh, yeah. Well, that's why I don't feel sorry for her.

I really don't. I think she's gorgeous. She looks hot in that set of photos with the girl.

She said that set. Well, you know. She always looks hot. There's a set of photos

where she's topless, where you see everything and it's great. Okay.

I love it. I love it. You know. Nice.

Now, see, you notice details. Okay. I got to check out

the nipples a little more. Actually, I think the copy I saw might have had the nipples

kind of etched out. Yeah. Blurred. Blurred because we share

it on Facebook, right? Okay. So, we got to get the good one.

All right. So, yeah. Trump needs to be punished. He has,

he's being gagged with his own toilet paper right here. That's really disturbing.

Yeah. Well, he's a big dick with a little penis.

Where's his penis? Oh, I think this was Puerto Rico. Yeah, there it is.

Oh, it is tiny. That looks pretty accurate. Doesn't it? Does he hurt his balls?

We need to hurt his balls. Would you like to spank his balls? Would you like, would you,

would you like to give him a spank? Of course I want to spank his balls. Yeah. Spank those balls.

One more time. I'm not going to touch his balls. No, no. I'm not.

Okay. It's, it's my Trump apocalypse therapy

to have my Trump doll spanked. We should have like a Trump pinata.

Yeah. that's a much better idea. Yeah. That's a good one.

A Trump pinata. You know, they have those. They do. Yeah.

Yeah. That would be awesome. You're brilliant. Yeah, that's a great idea.

That's a great idea. All right. So, you like the idea of

masturbation stories? Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Do you have one? Yeah. You confess. Well, I probably have several.

I do it often. But, I'm trying to think of any good,

good ones that I have. Oh. Bring on the sexy music. I know, right?

Any, any that were really profound. Okay. So, when I come

really good, I go a little deaf. What do you do, right? You lose your hearing, right?

Yeah, I lose my hearing for a little bit. Like when it's really good, but it has to be like

sensory overload. Yeah. Like everything at one time and when I masturbate,

it's a little hard to do everything to myself. Yeah. Because I have to

employ other people. Other people. Okay. So, does that

qualify as masturbation? No, it doesn't. But I'm a bossy bitch. Oh, okay.

You've got people. Okay. I love when you say everything because I'm a person

who needs like all stimulation as well. I need literal. I need my ass.

I need my vagina. I need all of it. So, when I do try to do it myself and I'm like

setting up vibrators for like my ass and then like one up here,

it gets hard. Yeah. It's multi-tasking. Yeah.

It's tough. It's tough. Well, unless you get like a Sybian,

something that's like very, you know, stable. Yes.

Well, we are certainly Sybian aficionados. Yes. And also,

there's another machine that we have a new one called the motor bunny. Yeah.

Have you ever ridden a motor bunny? Oh, I had that last time. You rode the motor bunny.

That was great. Yeah. I had a great experience here a lot of times.

I did. Yeah. Okay, so what's the motor bunny? What is the motor bunny?

It's this toy that is back there. Yeah. Just ride it.

Yeah, that one. It's just right there. You have to show us what it is. Yeah.

Look at my ass producer getting her ass in gear. I love it. Yeah.

Mmm. And yes, she is hauling out the motor bunny.

I don't know if it's plugged in or not, but we're going to see

there's Gideon helping. Okay. She's getting distracted.

Yeah. Okay. And here it is. Here it is.

You can just put it in the middle of the floor for now. And, um,

okay. So. You're scaring the monkeys. Was there an accident?

Oh. The microphone. Oh. Okay.

Oh, it's there. Look at that. Very good. Oh, nice.

Are the controls similar to... Yes. It's very,

very similar. So, uh, have you

ridden a motor bunny? I haven't. I actually have a Sybian in it. Yeah.

Oh. But it looks basically like the same thing. It's similar.

It's similar. Yeah. Have you ridden a Sybian? No, I haven't.

You haven't ridden a Sybian or a motor bunny? I have not. No, I never have.

Oh, she's so virgin. Wait, she's a virgin twice. She's a virgin. I didn't think I would

even laugh. I didn't think I would even laugh at me. I know.

It's just an easy show. Oh, yes. It's amazing. We're very excited

about this possibility. I love it. Oh, yeah. There it goes.

I love that someone else has the controls as well. Oh, right. Well, you know,

my ass producer is very controlling. There's even a remote control,

but I don't know if we're technologically fit to do this. We haven't done that lately.

Did you do it on remote control? No. She controlled it.

Okay. She... So how... How did...

Can you describe your masturbatory... Wow. How about you show us?

The moment I sat on there. I don't know. I just kept coming. You kept coming.

I squirted. Right. You did. You did.

Wow. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know if anybody feels ready to sit on it now or if we want to do

communion or... You want to do communion? Are you ready for communion?

I don't know. I don't know what I'm getting myself into right now. Okay.

Virgin for the third time. I know. Virgin for so much. Yeah.

Wow. Oh my God. She has to do everything today.

I know. Yeah. Okay. All right.

You might get laid tonight, but I think that... Okay.

We never did change the time there. How much time do we have, folks? No.

There's... Okay. No one's telling me. Okay.

Okay. Well, I don't know when we started, so...

Okay. So somebody has to keep track of time to let me know

how much time we have left when we're at that point. So now

we seem to be at the point in which... Every time I turn around, she's too...

She's got a dick. She's got a dick. Every time, yeah. Every time I look at her,

she's like... She does a lot of different moves. You'll notice.

Yeah. She does. So, okay. So are we ready

for communion? Sure. Yeah. What religion

did you grow up with? Oh, God. I mean, I grew up

like in a Baptist church-ish type of situation, but I have no religion.

Oh, no religion. Yeah. Okay. But Baptist

is a serious religion. Yeah. I mean, as religions go. By the way...

You hate everyone as a Baptist, by the way. I don't know who was Baptist.

That's the requirement. But the choir at the Prince Harry Duchess of Sussex wedding was great, right?

The choir. Did you hear the choir? I didn't hear it. The choir was awesome,

like a gospel thing going on right there. They sang Stem by Me. Yeah.

Really? You were a real royal watcher, aren't you? I was into it this morning.

Yeah. You should talk to Clemi. Clemi was watching it during the...

She made scones today in honor of the royal wedding. That's impressive.

I know. That's cute. Wow. Oh, yeah.

I want scones for my next anniversary. When I renew my vow.

That would be scones. Oh. Not scones.

Scones. How about... Scones. Calling you.

Sperms. I guess subliminal message. Sperms. Sperms.

Sperms. How about putting some sperm on your scones? No.

That's getting really crazy. Okay. So, why don't you come up here?

Okay. You come up here. All right. I'm ready.

You. But, are you naked? I am completely naked.

Completely naked under your... Well, I mean, you might have a bra

or panties. No bra, no panties. No, I don't. Okay.

Well, sit here for a moment. Just sit here in your sweatshirt. Yeah.

Wow. So... I'm a bra-less, panty-less person. It's just...

Yeah. Yeah. You go commando. Yeah.

Always. Okay. Always. Well, I was like sold

every pair of underwear I ever owned and then the other ones are sets that I need for work. Yeah.

But you told me earlier you like sexy clothes. Oh, yeah. I love sexy clothes.

Like this. I would stay in and I would have sex in this. You would have sex in this.

Would you have sex in this? No. No. I don't know.

Okay. How many people want her to take it off? Woo!

Wow. People are not only applauding and cheering. They are roaring.

It's like the ultimate peer pressure. It really is. It really is. Okay.

No, no, no. We don't want to do that. Would you... I mean, I'm not mad about it.

I mean, did you wear this with the intention of wearing it through the whole show? I mean...

Really? Really? Did you see my show before? I did.

Well, you have to do your homework, young lady. You've been bad. I'm so busy.

I'm so busy. You're so busy. I had to masturbate and nap and I was so many things to do.

Okay. Well, we don't want to take your clothes off if you don't want to take them off.

I'm not mad about it. Okay. Well, I mean, you know, Lola was a little suspicious.

She thought you were succumbing to peer pressure, which we must not allow. So you're going to have

to sign a contract. You're really going to take your clothes off, right? Okay.

We need some music and we need to turn the Facebook cameras away. And how about the...

Can we play the... the Kingster? The Kingster. Do we have that?

The Kingster by... Formina... Formosa. Carmina Formosa.

Okay. Is this my turn? This is your turn to stand in front of the motor money

and do your thing, darlings. Drip tease as you like it. Show it off. Whoa.

Hello. No Facebook. Gotta have that cake. Nice.

All right. Okay. That's what we got for now. Okay.

We got tits. All right. So turn down the music. Okay.

We got the jeans on, which is good. You know, they're very tight and they're real jeans with... I'm not feeling my sexiness.

That's for sure. You're not. Okay. Is there a reason for that?

No. It's just hard to feel sexy when you're in, you know, a sweatshirt and everyone else

is in latex and leather. Well, keep the sweatshirt off. No, because then I'm going to just feel fat.

No, no, no. Nobody would even know. Fat. Wait a second.

No one would even know that you're not sexy. Would you like to be the alter girl for the first Venerable Girl Communion?

I don't know what that consists of. That consists... Well, your alter is already exposed. I know.

I just don't. Someone tell me what's happening. It's got drinks. I'm so lost.

All right. Well, Phoenix is already sympathetically revealing her boots. I know.

Thank you, Phoenix. I appreciate it. All right. And would you like to take communion

as in drink the blood of Christ? Christ. Oh, Lord. It's green blood.

Oh, Lord. And it's not Christ. But, you know... Is it the church of Susie?

It's Agua. Well, it's the church of Bonoboville, but that's close enough. It's really Agua.

I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block, the, you know, hot priestess of the church of Bonoboville.

And I'm mixing my religions. I'm also the chief Rebbitson. And so, you know, we do this little ritual.

It's basically a drinking game. So, I don't know. Are you drinking or not drinking? I am not drinking.

You are not drinking. Perfect to be the altar girl. Okay. Because you would not be drinking.

Yes. Okay. All right. Who is drinking?

You are... I'm drinking. You are drinking. All right.

Sit here in between us, then. Okay. I'm in between us. Okay.

Would you mind if she drinks from your altar or actually gives you a lick? Sure.

A lick. Okay. And you remember Bonoboville Communion?

It's been a walk. No, no, no, no, no. Don't the last time I was here. Okay, okay.

So, basically, I don't know if I remember. What we do is we consecrate our altar.

You are our altar girl. Okay. Okay. So, yes.

Beautiful. Wow. And we are going to... I do not feel more uncomfortable right now.

I know. You are uncomfortable. Oh, my... Okay, then.

Don't do it. Don't do it. I don't want you to be uncomfortable. No, I'm good.

No, no, no. I don't want anybody uncomfortable. So, here, put your sweatshirt back on. It's okay.

I just don't feel attractive when my... You know, I'm just not feeling sexy. Really? No.

Is that it? You're so beautiful. No, thank you. And sexy.

And amazingly hot. Thank you. I mean, I don't want you to be uncomfortable, but if it's because you need a lot of compliments,

I'm willing to shower them. No, no. That's not what that is. I mean, seriously, girl.

No, I'm good. Thank you. You're better than good. Yeah.

Wow. You are gorgeous and so fit. You must work out. I do try.

You do, and you do it well. What's wrong with your tits? Oh, now, is this insecurity night? No, no.

What the hell is going on? I am not an insecure person. Okay. All right, then.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

So you're not an insecure person, and are you still uncomfortable? Just... So on a scale of one to ten,

how uncomfortable are you? She needs her monkey. Like at least a nine. At least a nine.

Okay. The monkey is no longer a monkey. We did surgery and he's now... I know.

He's got his tail removed. That was unexpected. A little bit of circumcision. Yeah.

Right there. Lost the tail. It's like a reverse circumcision. Yeah.

Okay. All right. What do we got to do? Let's get it going.

Let's get it. Whatever you'd like to do. Okay. Well, she could tell a joke.

Want to tell a joke? Oh, that'll make me even more... I'll take a shot with you first, okay? I'm not taking shots.

She's a comedian also. Yeah. She doesn't do it topless. But she's already funny.

I know she's already got it. But if you like it, you could put your top on and do your routine.

I'll just look your head. Your forehead. Your lick or your ears. No, let's just go.

Let's just do it. Forehead lick that shit. Okay. Really?

Ready. Okay. All right. Phoenix, do the lick.

I'm going to tell me twice. I'm going to do circumunion now. Okay. And there she goes.

How's she doing? Great. Yeah, she's got great skills. Great skills.

Okay. And I am skillfully applying the salt. Are you feeling more or less comfortable?

More comfortable. More comfortable. Okay. Good.

Good. I'm glad we're getting more comfortable. That's beautiful. That's beautiful.

Okay. And now we need to be a little bartender here. And yes, she's doing a thorough job.

This is not for you. You don't want to drink. So you open your legs. Can you open your gene legs there?

Okay. And this is waterboarding bonobo style that we're going to do. Now, this has nothing to do with our new CIA director, Gina Haspel, bloody Gina Haspel,

who did a lot of non-consensual waterboarding and actually used the words that were used by Nazi prison guards. I was just doing my job and following orders. She's a war criminal.

Exactly. And George W. Bush war criminal as well as under Obama. I mean, she's just, this is Trump's idea of a strong woman is someone who's a war criminal

and it's so maddening and horrifying. You know, not every woman is a good woman and she's not, even though she looks like a kindly librarian, as she force feeds you anal food up your ass

or water boards you 70 times in like one week she water boarded some guy. Nice lady. Nice lady.

And of course, you say, how could a nice lady do that? Well, she can do it if the guy, the prisoner has, is all tied up and he can't, you know, or she's got goons right by her.

Anyway, this is not what we're doing. We're doing consensual waterboarding. And getting late apparently. And also, yes, that's right.

You just got laid. Right. Do you feel better? You got laid.

Oh yeah. Always feel better when I get laid. It sets off your boobs so nicely. And now she's going to get water boarded.

So lean back. There you go. Down. Down the hatchet.

All right. So he has to ask, what kind of liquor is that? This is Agua. Agua.

Herbal Cocoa Leaf liquor. Yes, it is made from the Cocoa Leaf. But it is not cocaine. It is, but it is made from the same leaf,

but, you know, it's legal. And it's just alcohol. I've never seen that. But it's very good alcohol.

I've never seen it. Yeah, I know. You need to have some, right? It's good.

You want some? Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay. So are you ready to be,

would you like to give Phoenix a chance? I'm ready. You're ready. Okay, okay.

Now you are an experienced altar girl. Yes. And you've done very well. Thank you.

I also have a corset so I can't move very well. No, no, you don't have to move. Okay. Just, well, you're moving very well.

Look at you. Love the pants. Love all that. So maybe you should stand for her.

Okay. So that she doesn't have to, what do I just drop? I don't know.

Oh, my sunglasses. Oh, because I'm so cool. They do. Almost perfectly.

Like the colors, the shades. Yeah, I know. Oh, I'm mad. Yes.

And so, yeah. So we're going to lick the altar. And so you, you know, you first you lick it to wet it

so that the salt sticks. We salt the altar. Mmm, very good. Very nice.

Very nice. And now comes our waterboarding. So how can you do this? What do we, what can we do here?

Can you lean back? Lean back against what she's supposed to sit down. We're going to just give you a little bit. And if you like it, you can have more.

Okay. So, but okay. So lean back. That's right.

You're, you're doing great. Lean back. Yes. Oh, beautiful.

Okay. And let me just take this off. And Lola Bastinato got waterboarded on the Dr. Susan Block show live from Bonoboville.

How was it? Woo. Strong? Yeah.

Strong? Yeah. It's a, mmm. Oh, wait.

I brought toys for you, Dr. Susan. All right. Where are the toys?

Play with me, baby. Yes. It's a little masturbation month. It is masturbation month.

So I have toys for you and for hubby. And for hubby. Oh, nice. Ooh.

Exciting. So where are these toys? Oh, it's coming. Oh, here we go.

It's coming. In a plain brown box. Yes. Okay.

So these are actually from Bad Dragon. Are you familiar with that company? They do all the masturbation sleeves and like the sleeves.

Oh, yes. When I can't be around, you get a sleeve, darling. Yes. So this is a sleeve.

They're known for doing really awkward types of dildos and things of that nature. That looks like a dinosaur or something. It does.

And this is where you would insert your penis. That. Max, would you like to have a look at where you're supposed to insert your penis?

So this is for you, big daddy. Can I feel this? That looks like a vagina then taught us. Can I put Jesus outside?

It is heavy, right? Wow. So the good thing about this company is that they actually custom make everything for you.

Jesus can't fit. I don't think Max can either. I don't see how you're going to fit in here. Jesus doesn't fit.

Max can't. Oh, I can't fit in there. Oh, I can't fit in there. They have like tentacles.

Oh, seriously. So these are. I am a giant among men. Ah, but it's interesting.

Wow. Look at this thing. Like a zilda. It's a work of art.

Yes. You can get your fingers in it. How does it feel? Oh, look at this.

Wow. This. Who's this? It's heavy.

So it's a tentacle and they're actually, you know, they're actually pretty popular. You'd be surprised. I think it's because, you know,

it can really hit a G-spot or. Sure. Or it's just freaky looking. They are.

People like the idea of being, you know, interspecies sex. Not that I'm recommending real interspecies sex at all.

Okay. Leave the sheep alone. As a matter of fact, there's a story that is about why to leave the sheep alone

related to masturbation. I don't know why. Which I'll tell sometime. Yeah, they're very interesting,

but they're fine. They're smaller ones. They're fine. I like this one.

I know. That's really cool. What is this one? I know.

I don't know what that is. This is interesting. This kind of makes you feel like anal beads. Slash.

Like ultimate French tickler kind of thing. See, this is just what I would use. That one's like, you know, you can have them any firmness that you want.

Oh, that's awesome. Any type of design, any kind of silicone. And they also have.

Maybe I could gag Trump with this. That would be awesome. Yeah, yeah, right? Phoenix, come on up here

and help me out with the. Your eyes are popped up. Oh, no, I was not me. That was her.

What? She was. It's very close. I was just saying,

she got Agua in my eye. She looks great. You look great. You got Agua in your eye.

Sit down. Naughty girl. On Jesus. Hmm.

All right. There is Jesus. Okay. So, so we've got a tentacle thing.

Where's the tentacle thing? Oh, you have it. Okay. And we have Trump.

Here, let's bring him over here. Oh, wait. Maybe you want the cum lube. So this is like the lube that they have.

Let's take his toilet paper out for a second. And see, we always have to keep Trump gagged. In fact, during this period,

we should keep him gagged too. Well, I don't know if we want to put lube all over. He should take a dry. What were you saying about that lube?

Oh, so the thing about this lube is they actually designed it. So it's the consistency and feel of cum. Hmm.

So. Well, we could play with it. Love it. Yeah.

But Trump should suck his dry. You're getting it in his eye. Just because you got it in your eye. Okay.

Here, here. Take it all in. Like, deep throat that. Trump has to be Trump.

Deep throat. All the way. Yeah. You should see the smile on Dr. Suzy's face growing.

I just love to torture Trump. Gina Haspel. Maybe she'll torture him. That might be fun.

Oh, yeah. Maybe that's like a secret fetish that he has. Oh, yeah. You know it.

You know it. After all, he responded well to the spanking. Yeah, I was going to say. He's been known to pee on things, too.

Yes, indeed. Well, I think he's more like taking the pee. Right. Hmm.

Hmm. Okay. Well. Here.

Do you want to try? You're doing such a good job. You know, right? Here.

His face is coming off. I'll help you. Lexi girl. Lexi Mansfield.

Oh, hey. I'm so happy to have you back. Did you want to take communion in any fashion? I do.

You do. Because we didn't actually involve you in any fashion yet. Would you like to be a recipient, an altar girl, or both? Oh, wow.

So many choices today. I know. Yeah. Well, you are the winner.

We really have an altar girl, so I'll just, you know. Would you like to take communion? I would. Would you take advantage of her virginity?

I would love to. And now that we've broken you in, you're being gang-lipped. I would love to. You realize you're being gang-lipped.

I know. Are you comfortable now? I'm getting better. I'll be better when I get to put my shirt back on.

Oh, put it on then. Put it on. Put it on. Put it on.

I'm going to force you to put it on now. I can't take that. No, no, no, no. This has got so many holes in it, Jesus.

You get to keep the leg. Which hole do I put it through? Here. Here you go.

There you go. Okay. There she goes. Yeah.

Are you comfortable now? Okay. She's like too much better. Oh, okay.

All right then. So, I guess that's not available now. So maybe, you know, you can always take them from me. Oh.

Oh. Is that an option? That is an option. I will be your alter girl.

Don't take that. You know. So, in fact, here. Here.

Take it. Here. Take my milk. Yes.

Absolutely. The beautiful Lexi Mansfield is back in Bonoboville. And I'm so happy. And yes, sprinkle the salt on me as my ass.

High priestess. Ass producer. Well, she's my ass producer usually. But in this function, she's my ass high priestess.

Which is a religious function. Okay. That's the idea. All right.

And now. Oh, you see, I don't pour that much. That's why she poured that much. Okay.

And around we go. Yes. Indeed. Can we, can we unveil your alter?

Would you be comfortable? Lovely. Lexi Mansfield. A field of men is cheering you on.

Beautiful. And lean back. And whoa. That's a lot.

She took a lot. Yeah. She took a lot. And she took it well.

Lexi Mansfield. That's what it does. I didn't kill you. What came out of you, Lexi?

Wow. She had that up in her skirt. Oh, wow. All right.

We are well-lickered up. Some of us anyway. You and I are the straight ones. Yeah, I know.

Okay. All right. So, seriously, you want to do your comedy now? Oh, God, no.

No. Okay. I know you have a stand-up. Where can we see you do stand-up?

All over. I mean, I travel literally all over the U.S. doing stand-up. Twitter? Yeah.

So I always have all my shows on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, everything. Yeah. Yes. So are you going to do a little stand-up?

No. You're just going to sit there. I was thinking she's a comedian porn star, so where do we find your porn? Or do you do it while you're doing your stand-up?

Oh, no. My porn's all over the — All over the — Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I just did two shows last night. I usually do like three to five shows a week. It just really depends. Okay.

Everywhere. Can you do a little bit from your show? Oh, Lord. Well, I mean, not if it makes you uncomfortable.

I'm not on the spot. No, no, no. I don't want to put you on the spot for sex or comedy. So I don't know.

What do you want to do? You want to talk about something? Sure. Okay.

What? Let's talk about masturbation, I guess. All right. All right.

Tell me a masturbation story. Let's talk about masturbation. I don't know. I didn't start masturbating until I was like 19.

Wow. Yeah, I didn't even come. What did you do with your fingers all that time? I didn't —

I was so — I was so afraid of Jesus that I didn't want to touch myself. I thought you didn't grew up religious, but you did. Oh, I grew up super religious.

Okay, okay. And I don't claim religion. Baptists, right? Right, right, right.

We hated everything. It's hurting ourselves. Where are you from? What area?

Small town in Kansas. Kansas. Yeah. Wow, from corn to porn.

That's right. Okay. Corn to porn. You know someone else who does that.

Yeah, corn to porn. So you're from Kansas and you grew up Baptist and — Yeah. So maybe the altar girl thing was a little bit, you know, kind of —

Ooh. Oh, no, not like that. No, no, no. No, I just don't like being topless in jeans when my nipples aren't hard.

That's all there is to that. No, but masturbation-wise, I found it with a boyfriend and when I was like 19 and then I was off to the races. So I was like a car masturbator, like anything.

A car masturbator. Oh, yeah. Like why you were driving? Absolutely.

I do not recommend that. You know, usually masturbation is the safest form of sex there is. Well, you're driving. And in fact that is —

Probably wasn't safe. No, no, not why you're driving. That's the thing. You shouldn't be driving or I guess —

Operating heavy machinery. You know, like air traffic controller shouldn't be masturbating. Someone operating a drone shouldn't be — Well, maybe you should be masturbating so you don't send off the fucking drones.

I think everyone should be masturbating more, just in general. Absolutely, absolutely. Drone guy, masturbate, okay? But not bus drivers.

No, no drivers, okay? And yeah, but I mean you were young — It's hard to not be here in LA. This was in Kansas.

Did you actually come while you were — Yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah.

I would travel wild. One of the reasons you want to become a truck driver — Yeah. — is because you're sitting high —

And you can see it. — going down the road — Yeah. — and watching women masturbate and guys —

I never thought about that. Yeah. Yeah. I've ridden in those close countries.

I have too, actually. There's some crazy stuff that goes on — Yeah. — with people and their —

Flash them. — passengers. Yes, that's the most fun. But flashing?

Well, yeah. I'm sure you see a lot of people getting road head. I still — — as a therapist, I guess I can't recommend that.

We're trying to be responsible, but — Oh, right. No. No, okay.

No, I — Oh, Lexi, you make me feel so bad about being responsible. Just do it safely. You stuck out all the fun, right?

How do you masturbate while you're driving safely? You can do it. A lot of people. Maybe in a parking lot.

I feel like it was safe. You can. Yeah. It's not often you're —

There's cornfields. Only you would get in an accident. Not anybody else, at least. Right, right.

If you do it — If you're going to do the masturbation in the car thing, do it in a cornfield. Or, you know, when there's nobody else driving. But I don't recommend you do it at all.

But don't say Dr. Suzy told me I could masturbate as long as I was in a cornfield. When the police come to pick you up, okay? I'm already on their lists. Gina Haspel's going to torture me.

Oh, my God. That's kind of scary. That woman — She reminds me of some kindergarten teachers I've had.

Well, just give her the tentacle. Take the tentacle, Gina. I know. Well, not that one now.

I think Trump still has the tentacle somewhere else. Okay. So is anybody going to ride the motor bunny tonight? I thought Lexi was.

Were you? I did that last time. She did do that last time. Maybe the virgin.

Oh, no. Maybe being thrown into the fires here. Oh, no, no. I can tell you don't want to do it.

I'm just asking if anybody wants to do it. You have six minutes. I might do it. You have six minutes.

You know, it's masturbation month. Yeah, we should. Right? We should all ride it together.

Well, we could. We could put it up and kind of all pile onto it in a way. Kind of sort of. Kind of sort of do that.

We could — Has anyone done that before? I did ride a Sybian with a couple of people. Was that fun?

It was a lot of fun. There you go. And I actually did it on masturbation to Maya. Then you have to do it again.

Yes. Bring it back. All right. We're going to bring it back.

So how much time do we have before we bring it back? We have five minutes. Five minutes. That's plenty.

Is that plenty to do that? I don't know. I'll hold it. I'll hold it.

Yeah. Oh, I don't know if that's — What are you guys doing? I think what we're going to do is —

No, maybe not. — in the second half. Yeah. But Lexi, come on up here.

I got this. Lexi Mansfield, come sit by me. Pleasure. Yes.

Oh, you look so virgin on white, but — There's four minutes. True virgins in a sweatshirt. Okay.

So — Do you have a masturbation story? No, what are you starting out for? What was your most meaningful masturbation experience?

Testify, sister Lexi. I actually didn't grow up masturbating. No. I also felt bad about it, that it was wrong.

I did. I was always curious, but it was very hard to pleasure myself. Right. If you're not masturbating.

No. But you didn't want to touch yourself with your fingers. Is that it? Yeah, no.

But then — Were you the type that humped the bed? Like a stuffed animal? Right.

The bed or a pillow. Some people, men and women, boys and girls — That was my first experience, actually, was a stuffed animal. Yeah, a stuffed animal.

There you go. I'm like, it's soft. Not you, Trump, okay? You are a stuffed dickhead, okay?

Yeah. So not you. So that's interesting. I didn't think it would be a stuffed animal, but that's what I had.

Any particular animal? It was actually — Is it a panda? It had a hard nose.

I don't know if that's possible. A lot of ass ears. It's working. Can you use your sloppy ears?

And it was pink, and it did the job. So — It did. It did.

Wow. Yeah. Stuffed animals. Yeah.

Now you know — Now I know there are better things than stuffed animals. Well — Unicorn, you know.

Like, bad dragon. You know, that's the thing that turns you on for the first time. It's like, it's got a special, you know, meaning. You could have turned out to be a furry.

You never know. Oh. Yeah. I'm very curious about that.

Furries. You're curious about furries? Yes, I am. Yeah, well, because of your stuffed animal breakthrough.

That just kind of made an impression on me. Yeah. I know. But now, yeah, I like toys.

Masterpiece with toys. Yeah. Not so much my fingers. You have endorsements, too.

Huh? You have some endorsements, too. I did have endorsements. Oh, you're cute.

Do you like me? I do. I like you, Lexi. You know, they're my favorite animals.

Yeah. I love a noble. I feel like that's a masturbation in itself. Yeah, right?

They're just masturbating with each other. We are playing with toys. We are getting ready for a motorbunny experience of some sort. And we are celebrating Masturbation Month.

And yes, it's Armed Forces Day, which really sucks. I mean, don't we have enough holidays celebrating the military? Why don't we just call it War Day?

I mean, we've got Memorial Day, and Fourth of July. Coming up next week. Today's Armed Forces Day.

How about Peace Day? Yeah. Hey, let's do that. How about Love Day?

How about Sex Day? How about Sex Workers Day? I think we're going to have one of those soon. Yeah, we are.

Yeah. Yeah. So how about you go take a little break, but don't come yet and don't go away.

We'll be right back. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block, and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes.

You know, the ones who have a lot of sex and a bonobo sutra of positions, including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex

to prevent murder and war, really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure,

with the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special, partly because they just are and partly because they're very, very close to us,

almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to being human, even being humane, bonobos can teach us so much, which brings me to us and more specifically to you.

Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free? Would you like to tap into the hot, natural sex energy within you, bet you would, so you can better enjoy the pleasures in life

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eco-sexual movement of our times. And improve your love life. We're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is, down to Susan Block.

Hey! I am back and I am in my demasque. Latex Ensemble, a curtain of a skirt

that opens up onto the main event, which is these latex panties that has Lola Bastinato raising her eyebrows. Oh, let's show demasques just a moment.

Dom Collective and mistress Isabella Sinclair and Louva. Louva is the designer. Mistress Isabella Sinclair is a great mistress

and in charge of demasque in LA, which is also run. I hope I'm using my verbs right about all this corporate stuff. By the Dom Collective.

Mmm. Yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, that feels so good.

That's one of the great things about latex, is caring for it, is a lot of trouble, but actually, you know, kind of slows you down. Oh, there's a picture of me in my,

that is the latex store. That's a silver latex. This was at Dom Con, where we did a presentation

of the Bonobo Way Femme Dom's of the Wild. Yes, you would have liked that, Louva. Because the bonobos are the most Femme Dom apes on earth. Femmeals rule Bonoboville.

And not just the young and the fertile, but milfs and cougars rule Bonoboville. And they have a kind of female solidarity that really the Me Too movement should take a page from.

You know what I mean? Hear me. And especially because of the way they treat the males. Because of the way they treat fellow females,

but also they love their males. There are no incels in Bonoboville. Right? And by the way, my incel therapy has been picked up

by Counter Punch. So yay, go Bonobos for Counter Punch. Incel therapy, the Bonobo Way. There are no incels in Bonoboville

and it's a very complex story. And so I'm not going to get into that right now unless you really want me to. But you know, we all need love

and we all need sex. And that's much more important than celebrating Armed Forces Day. It's kind of the opposite.

It's the Bonobo Way. And yeah, it's the whole opposite of what we do here where we celebrate and we're getting worse with Trump

and the military parades and the bombing and indiscriminately and the shooting of Palestinians while his daughter is drinking champagne

in this very ill-advised move of the ambassador of the United States to Israel to Jerusalem. It's terrible.

It's really kind of reaching a tipping point. You know, hopefully the Koreans will get them out of this. Right?

Wow, I met a hot Korean at Dom Con. Masumi Max. Oh, she's gorgeous. She's beautiful, yeah.

Oh, very beautiful. And you know, I got high hopes. Koreans, you got to get it together. I don't even care if he wins a Nobel Prize

because a lot of fucking war criminals have won Nobel Prizes like Henry Kissinger. And you know, Obama, why did he win it? He won it even before he became president

and he didn't get us out of the war. He didn't get us into them unless you count Yemen. But you know, well, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I love Obama.

At least he was someone that we could, you know, enjoy and he didn't call his wife by somebody else's name. I mean, but he kept the war going.

Melody? Melody, right. Melodia. So we have a Sybian here.

No, we don't. I made a mistake. It's a motor bunny. Okay, it's an honest mistake because I always had Sybians.

I have a motor bunny. It's like, I had... We met Bunny, right. I don't know how they all feel about that.

I know. But it's true. It's true. We met Bunny, the owner of Sybian at Domcon, and she's very nice.

And we have certainly had many orgasms and many rides on the Sybian. And you know, the motor bunny is hopping, catching up.

Right? And Lexi Girl, well, Lexi Mansfield. But she'll always be a girl to me.

She's so girlish in her white dress. How can you expect those boots on Mansfield? Yes. Oh yeah, baby.

So you had quite a motor bunny ride on your first trip to Bonoboville. But then you had this interesting idea.

It is masturbation month, right? And masturbation month is not that you only masturbate as Lola so wisely said.

Every day. If you want to masturbate every day, every day is great. A few times a day is okay.

Even better. Well, for some people, they do have a job. They go to the restroom and masturbate. I know they do.

Masturbation is a beautiful thing. Shoot the gun between your legs. Right? You know, probably if we studied

some of these mass murderers, we'll find they got some masturbation issues. I mean, they certainly have some incel issues. Difficulties with women

and sex in general or sexual identity. So masturbation is a basic thing. It's something we all do.

Maybe some, not as soon as others, but we discover it eventually. And if we don't, we're pretty fucked up. But most of us do.

But there's still this stigma. I mean, Dr. Joselyn Elders was fired by, you know, one of the not so bad presidents. I guess, sort of.

Although he got us into war in Serbia. You know, but maybe if this guy, whoops, I'm going to find him. Yep.

And maybe if Bildo here had just listened to Dr. Joselyn Elders

and masturbated instead of getting all caught up with the intern and getting his DNA all over her dress. You know.

Right? Would you like to touch my Bildo? Not particularly. Never mind.

He looks a bit dirty. He is a little dirty. No, I didn't mean to put him in your pussies. No, I just meant, you know,

just touch his head. There you go. Right. He does have sparkles on his face.

He's a partier, you know. And yet he fired her for simply saying that masturbation should be taught. And no, she didn't mean

that teachers were going to show you what to do with your fingers, although Phoenix would have paid attention in a class like that. No, they were just going to say, hey, in terms of safe sex,

you know, doing it in a car, not withstanding, it's safe. You know, you don't have to wear a condom. You don't have to dress up for it.

It's convenient. It's eco-sexual. It's, you know, no must, no fuss, pretty much. And it's a great stress reliever.

It's a great stress reliever. Absolutely. You know, sometimes partner sex is also a stress reliever.

It is, honey. But, you know, sometimes it's like a lot of its own kind of stress. And masturbation is just you.

That's it. And it's a beautiful thing. And, you know, we need to destigmatize it because there's more and more people

in our society that are doing it and need to do it and aren't put into these marriages like they used to be. And so, you know,

if we're not going to force people into marriages which we shouldn't do, and we used to do that, then we got to say masturbation is okay.

You know, I think. Or else we're going to have a lot of angry people. So masturbation is okay. We'll make it a hashtag.

But I think we should attempt what you would like to do here, Lexi. I don't know. I mean, we could attempt this.

Phoenix, would you like to help me in this endeavor of the Sybian? Because sometimes masturbation is something you do all by yourself.

But it's true. You can masturbate with somebody else. Because the word masturbate, I mean, what is it really?

It means dirty hands. Like, or no. No, it means hands, master. I think it's got something to do with,

like, dirty or abusive or something like that. I don't know, but I like that. And hands.

Right. Okay. Well, you can look at it that way. That it's a good kind of dirty.

Right. Oh, yeah, baby. Okay. So you're wrapping that good?

It just broke. Okay. Well, yeah. So we wrap our sex toys

that we share on the show because, you know, that's just how we are. And that's how you should be,

even if you don't have a show, if you share sex toys. I mean, a sex toy like a motor bunny or a Sybian would be something

you might share if you have one in your home. Right? You share yours. Right, absolutely.

Do you, like, wrap it in saran wrap? Yeah, we definitely wrap it. Absolutely. Because we are known to have some squirters.

You have some squirters, right? Oh, yeah. Lexi girl, she squirtered. Yeah.

Yeah, I didn't get a pat, though. Yeah. I wear a raincoat, you know, just in case.

Right. Anyway. Yeah. Okay.

So Phoenix is making this happen. Are you struggling there? She is. A little bit.

Okay. Okay. So I think, whoops. No, no.

It's in pieces. All right. Here, I guess. There we go.

There we go. You got it, girl. You got it. Right.

It doesn't look so beautiful because some of it, but it's working. We've got it. Yes.

Yes, we do. Okay. We do. We've got it.

All right. I don't know about. Yeah. Here.

There we go. It's done. It's covered. Yay.

Enough. The key part. There we go. All right.

So. Okay. So, okay. So I said that I would be one of the riders.

Ooh. So does that mean I can control it? Would you like to? I would love to.

You are my guest. And you are very controlling. So you can control it. Oh, fantastic.

Yes. I just want people to be comfortable. I say in this corset where I can't breathe. Right.

You know. Okay. So you're going to be in the controls. And.

We've got a couple of microphones down. Oh. Okay. And we have these very, is this like cyber skin?

Is that what it's made of? You need a microphone if you're going to be in control. Yeah. There's one on the ground by your shoes.

And Phoenix, all of your business cards came out on the chair. Okay. Which is entertaining looking. It's like some kind of collage.

Because when you got up they were stuck to your ass. All right. So. All right.

So now I'm going to. All right. It's working. You like it?

Start celebrating masturbation month. Wow. I have a feeling you guys give her jobs on the floor often. You know, it just worked out that way.

It looks like she's giving her everything. Okay. So nothing's happening. Ooh.

Something's happening. Something's happening. Oh yeah. Good vibrations.

What are you guys doing down there? They're looking for microphones. Oh microphones. Oh, they're all tangled with the motor bunny.

Whoa. I can't worry about that. You know, I just realized I cannot. It's pretty good.

Worry about the wires. It's good. So you want to join me? There's room.

There's room. Yeah. Oh, you know, you get in the front of me. Well, your ass.

Well. Okay. Okay. Well, you could do like that.

Just can you get on there? Oh. Whoa. Whoa.

She really wants to feel it. Feel it. Well, see, this is one way to masturbate. You know?

Absolutely. I mean, it's some might call it mutual masturbation. With a machine. Oh, wow.

Okay. Now I got it. See when I was really leaning back. Now you got to like speed it up or something.

Yeah. Yeah. I think they need support. I know.

Yeah. Deeper. Oh, yeah, baby. Hmm.

Merry masturbation month. Wow. I'll go on another ride. Except I feel like we're

ignoring our guests. We're the hosts and we're just masturbating. No, no, no, no.

Turn it off. We're watching. Whoa. Oh, yikes.

Yikes. No, no, no. Okay. She's the controlling one.

It's true. Please, mistress. Will you turn it down? No.

Oh, shit. I shake, right? You all right? Yeah.

Well, you know, I'm wearing a mask. Rubber corset. That compromises your breathing as well.

I feel. I love being compromised in that way. Nice. All right.

Well, that was corset orgasmic. That was really fucking awesome. Yeah. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. So, okay. So that was two of us. I mean, Lexi, would you like

to ascend the big beast? Are you girls going to join me? We are. You're so tiny that, you know, we can just

squeeze you right in between us. It'll be like a sandwich. She'll be in control, though. So I have no...

You want to be in the back? Okay. All right. You're going to be in the back.

So I'll be in the middle. Maybe you should put it on the floor so you guys don't fall off. Because you should be in the front.

But you should now sort of... Okay. Yeah. Maybe we should wear a mistress.

Put it on the floor? Yeah. Okay. For this.

Okay. I see. Okay. So let's do it on the floor, baby.

Let's do it on the floor. Merry masturbation month to all you brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, porn stars and presidents,

femdoms and femcom and incels and sex workers and everybody. Okay. So we do have that.

We have little musical things. All right. So, Phoenix, you're going to... I have the best position, really.

I'm going to be in the middle. I'm the one that's going to get vibrated. Are you sure?

Well, no, I don't want to be in the front. Then I look silly, right? As if I don't look really silly.

Okay. Yep. She'll be in the back. She's going to be the caboose.

Okay. So you're in the front. You get the front row seat. You get to sit down first.

Then I get in back of you. Well, I mean, I'll sit down first, but you could sit down first. Okay.

And here she is. Phoenix Dawn. Okay. So now, you're taking up the

whole seat, girl. But there is such a thing. Oh, yeah. As vibration by...

Whoa. Triple vibration. Yes. That's why we call it the month.

Sounds like you're about to take off. It feels like... Yes, indeed. Dervation month.

Right after I come, I usually want to turn the vibrator off. But I'm stuck. That's my plan.

Okay. Who squirted? Did you? Great.

That was great. Wow. That was great. Squirting.

Wow. That was like a triple. Wow. That was a lot.

That's a lot of... I didn't even see that because I was behind you. Usually, I witness these things.

But I felt it. Right? I guess. You know, that's funny.

Funny, funny, funny. That was amazing. Well, thank you for operating the controls. Oh, you're welcome.

Skill and compassion. Oh, I love it. I know. You sure do.

Ladies, I have to stand up. Oh, yes. That's quite the challenge. Whoa.

Yeah, you can't really bend in this thing. Yeah, that was impressive. Right, but you can't come in this thing. Amazing.

Next time, you need to relate to it. Whoo. Whoa. So, there we are.

The Sybian... Motor Bunny. Motor... I know, but, you know,

I just came on it twice. Right. And I didn't lose my windscreen. I kept the condom on.

Motor Bunny. Yes. Hippity hoppity. Great stuff.

How was that experience? That was quite an experience. Thank you for holding up the caboose. I know.

Lexi. So, I hear there's a wolf in the house. Is there a wolf in the house? The wolf is sleeping.

The wolf is in the shadows. The wolf is hibernating. Whoa. The wolf.

The wolf is hibernating. How can he be hibernating when three women are masturbating? Right. Okay.

Because this is our wolf. And he's in the wolf cave, the looper cow. And he's just very comfy here. This is Ecor.

And this is Lola. Did you meet each other before? Nice to meet you. Yeah, nice to meet you.

No, not in the interview. Okay. So, where's your microphone? Yeah.

All right. Is it on? I don't think it's on there. Mic check, one, two.

Oh, yeah. Okay, baby. Yeah. So, did you enjoy the royal wedding?

Oh. I didn't even watch it. He's like, oh. I was too busy out of, you know.

Too busy living life. Yeah, you get my money together and everything. Uh-huh. Right, right.

They spent a billion dollars on it. So I had to, you know, get mine. Okay. So, uh, let's see.

Maybe we could move, um... How much time do we have? The towel. Gideon.

We have 15 minutes. Yeah, 15 minutes. I was thinking, you know, we could warm up the rug with a little, uh, music. Yeah, because I'm not riding the motorbunny.

No. Well, it's got ridden by three women. Yeah, I saw that. And women were in the controls.

So, you did see that. The boss lady was over here controlling it. Yes, she was. Yeah, you had to ask her like, Madam, please.

She's the queen of the New York sex scene. Oh, really? So they say. So they say.

That's cool. Uh-huh. What does that mean? What, exactly?

What the hell doesn't mean? They didn't explain it the first time that they used it. I think I felt like that's kind of like a big thing to live up to. But I think that it's just because I do the erotic events in, you know, in New York, the adult events.

Like lifestyle events. Right, exactly. Well, that's a thing to be queen of. So people can go to your events.

How often do they happen? Yeah, absolutely. Well, a couple of times a year. So you just go to MsLilasLoss.com and you can find out information about that.

Make sure somebody lets you out. What's that? I remember you. Okay, she's got it.

How we doing? We're doing. We're doing. We're doers.

We're doers. I don't know. Like the ad. Yeah, not fire.

I'm a feeler, myself. I don't know if I'm a doer. You're not leaving, are you? I'm a feeler.

Doc the feeler. I'm a feeler. So, is everything okay over here? Okay, now we have a wire situation again.

All right. No, I'm, I'm, I don't need to be wired. It's the, it's really the, the motor bunny controls that need to be untangled. Look at this.

Look at this. This is like a BDSM thing. It is of itself. All this wiring that is all tangled and it's, it's really kind of got us in bondage to

its, its power so that we're paying it a lot of attention. There we go. That's good. All right.

And one more turn. And we are untangled. Are we? Or are we not?

Maybe not. What? Oh, did you get your lei? You have to get, oh, yes.

Thank you. And Lola Boston-Nada got laid on the doctor's Jesus watch. And she was on the control. So does this mean I officially made you squirt?

I think I, I think I could take credit for that. I was holding up the rear. And Lexi was holding up my rear. I was.

The rear squirt. We were, it was definitely a collective masturbation effort. You know, it was. It was.

Sometimes masturbation is something you do by yourself. Does this, does this match your ensemble? Yes. You got laid again.

I got laid again. Again. Are we all? And in this, yes.

All right. Let's hear it for Phoenix Dawn. Phoenix, yes. I mean, you could teach a class in.

Court separation. Yeah. Rope bondage. It's like bondage.

It's, it's like cord bondage. Cord bondage. It's just as important to untie your knots as it is to tie them. Maybe more important to be able to untie them quickly when necessary.

So there you go. We just turned a big mess of wires into a bondage lesson. All right. So, so come, come on over here.

Phoenix, are you okay over there? Yeah. You don't want to be here. Come on.

Get up here. Because I have a small gathering of music guests. Okay. Right.

You're the MPP for the night. Right. In the game of the evening. So, so what song do you think you're going to sing tonight?

I think this is the only one they know. No, I don't have a name here. So, so I have, I have limited resources. So we, we, we need to be bad.

Yeah. And we could be bad, right? We have been bad and we will be bad. And by the way, this kind of bad is the good kind.

Not the Gina Haspel kind. Oh yeah. It's all kinds of bad. Oh, you know, when it's bad, when your music goes down,

Yes. Bad is the bad. That's a teaser. That's a teaser.

That's a bad tease. It's a bad tease. And then they got to give me that volume on there too. Teaser.

Teaser. For all the bad people in the building. Everybody say, she bad. She bad.

She bad. She bad. She bad. Yeah.

They bad the DJ. Look at her. Yeah. Look, she shake that thing.

Give me some volume. Yeah. Can I get some ladies who want to dance with me tonight? Yeah.

That girl can go. Come on. Look how she shake that thing. Ooh.

Look how she make it bang. Look how she, uh, look. Yeah. That doctor go.

She got me watching. Lightweight stalking. But in a smooth way, she made me say, damn. Thick like jam.

Ten-time down piece. Down piece. Added up $7. Make my presence known.

I'm a wolf. I roam and I'm in your zone. I'm blown by the way she move that thing. Shake that thing.

Make it bang. The whole room shake from an ass quake down. Baby, you got that pop. That's still the show.

Get low. Everybody on the floor. Dudes be taking it. Why she shaking it?

Back that thing up. Like, she bad. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang.

Look how she drop it low. Yeah. Lexie can go. Come on.

Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it bang. Yeah.

Lexie can go. Bang. Everybody stops. And look at that.

Pop. That thing. Bang. Got her ready to spin some dope.

Oh. We up in Penovo. Uh-huh. They showing me love.

Dub after dub. With a freaky lap dance. Cap towns with the mans. I don't even know.

But this night for sure. That deal. She ill. She said to keep your bills and strap on.

Hold on real tight. Through these stars. Ride this thrill. I'm in it for the whole night.

So give it to me. Let me have it. No static. Come back.

This is one of the girls, right? Yes, sir. I ain't lying. I'm buying.

They got to like that. She bad. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang.

Look how she drop it. Yeah. Doc blocking up. Come on.

Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it bang. Yeah.

Then this can go. Bang. Stop. Cause you got me turned by the way you pop and the way you pop.

It got me hustle. Woo. Don't stop. Go work that body.

Work that body. Make sure you don't hurt nobody. Cause everybody watching you do your thing. Shake that thing.

Make it bang. Bang. Bang. I'm so mesmerized.

So hypnotized. By the way, she shake her ass and thighs gave me a ride. So I had to buy more rounds. She put it down, but she kept me up all night.

This chick. She bad. She the bomb. Yup.

She dying. Oh my. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang.

Look how she drop it. Oh yeah. That girl can go dudes. Be taking it.

Why she shaking it back that thing. Oh my. She bad. Look how she shake that thing.

Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it. Oh yeah. Stop blocking up.

Come on. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it bang.

Yeah. Let's see. Go. Yeah.

She bad. Stop blocking. She bad. Yeah.

Then makes you bad. Yeah. She bad. She bad.

She bad. She bad. She bad. Give it up for all the bad girls up in the night y'all.

That block show. There it is. Equor the Wolf. That's the full front.

Live from Bonoboville. And I do believe we're still on Facebook camera. Yeah. Because we're so kind of pristine tonight.

Yeah. Yeah. So hey Facebook camera. You get a benefit.

You get to hear me out of breath. Dancing. She was shaking that thing. That's from the mass corset.

And dancing. And coming. Whoo. And just.

It was a three woman, four woman. Mm. Masturbation. Domination.

Collection. Just like the Dom Collective. This was the masturbation collective. With a machine.

You know. The motor bunny. You say the cum convention. Yeah.

Yeah. Let my people come. They didn't make it have a cum convention. Yes.

Well we've been saying masturbation month is coming. And now. Yeah. And so how much time do we have?

Five minutes. Five minutes. All right. Five.

So let us just say thank you to our guests. Lola Boston Nado. Do you have your microphone here? Just don't let her having me again.

Always a pleasure. Oh. Always a pleasure to have you my darling. Queen of the New York sexy.

Queen of the Queens. Are you from Queens? No. Brooklyn.

Brooklyn. Without a doubt. Oh yeah. It's Brooklyn.

Is that where you're from Miss Phoenix? Oh it's on Park. Brooklyn. Oh it's on Park.

Q Gardens. Oh Q Gardens. Like my cousins. Brooklyn.

It's outside. Okay. So are you going to go back to New York soon? Yeah.

Are you going to move on here? Yeah. No. I wish I could live out here.

It's beautiful. But yeah. I have to go back to New York. So I'm going in two days.

Okay. Well thank you so much for stopping by. Thank you. And going to Delos River.

Absolutely. Did you like LA? Oh I love LA. It's beautiful here.

Yeah. Except I went hiking today. Echo Mountain. Never doing that shit again.

But I had a good time. I had a good time. It was too rocky. No.

Because you wore those shoes girl. No. I don't like heights. It was very narrow and on the edge.

I wasn't with it. Scary huh? Yeah right. Scary right?

I thought so. So I want to thank Lexi Mansfield. Thank you for having me on here again. Thank you for joining us.

Yeah. You know I mean we've missed you and now you're back. I am. And we're excited.

And you're going to join us for my birthday. Yes I know. Yes coming up. Coming in June.

I would invite you. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. I'll be here in spirit.

Oh yeah. All right. So but we have a show every Saturday night. Unless we don't.

And thank you E.Core. Yeah you do. And thank you. Phoenix Dawn.

We you know did a great job as producing. And so we are going to go celebrate masturbation month. And we hope you do too. That's right.

That's what it is. Bonobos masturbate by the way. So do most non-human animals. Humans aren't the only animals to masturbate.

And bonobos though they do it with their fingers like we do. How's the fish masturbate? Don't forget to rub up against the coral. That's what you do.

Just like a dog has a dog. They don't usually rub themselves with their paws. They lick their own stuff. Oh they can sometimes do that.

Some fish I'm sure can lick themselves. I don't know. Just think what an octopus can do. Oh my goodness.

They can play with themselves in eight different ways. And they probably do. I mean what do they have all those arms for? There's got to be some masturbatory thing.

Tentacles. Tentacles. Tentacles. Right.

Tentacles. Where's that? That's to masturbate with. We have a tentacle.

I suddenly figured out the sexy thing about a tentacle is that if you're an octopus you have eight of them to play with your partner or yourself. Stick it in your mouth. Suck my tentacle.

What if you're a what sweetie? A caterpillar with like thousands of legs. Oh then you got a lot to play with. There's all kinds of things.

But humans certainly should be doing more of it. And less shooting. I mean but when we celebrate things like Armed Forces Day is it there any wonder that we've got people going crazy

and shooting up schools like happened in Texas the other day? I mean when we celebrate killers, when we honor killers why would we be surprised when so many young men want to kill? We should celebrate sexy people.

We should celebrate love. We should celebrate lovers. We should celebrate the bonobos who show us how to make peace through pleasure through love and inclusivity, female empowerment, male well-being

and yeah a lot of sex. So thank you all. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you.

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