My Big Beautiful Birthday Bacchanal 2017

Full transcript of My Big Beautiful Birthday Bacchanal 2017 on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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You're listening to Radio Suzy One on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Happy birthday! Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs. It's my birthday!

Hey, how did you? How are you doing, darling? That I emerged into the world and there is Captain Max emerging with me. Yes, you did. Yes, you did.

Happy birthday, Captain Max! Oh, yes! You know you're on the air. Oh, I'm on the air.

Yes, you are just interrupting my introduction, but that's good. You can introduce me. How about introducing me? You know Elizabeth, right?

Yes. Come over here, Elizabeth, come say hi. You can go up there. And so, hey balloons and beauties and babes

and the birthday spankings have begun. Yes, indeed. It's quite a bash tonight. Okay, hey taxi driver, you can come on up here.

Come on, come on, find yourself a little spot. Yes! Rawr! So yes, indeed, it is my birthday.

Many, many years ago, I won't say how many, I don't want to shock you. 29 of them. I came into the world and I wish I could say it was from my mama's vagina, but I was born cesarean, so it wasn't even that way.

But it did happen through sex though. I know I was procreated through sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an amen?

Can I hear an amen? Hey, women! Yes, indeed, sex is what brings us into the world one way or another, even if we're born cesarean, whatever way we're born,

we are all born from sex in one way or another. And sex is also what motivates us to stick around for a while, you know? And it's not just about birthdays and procreation, it's also about fun!

And that's why I'm celebrating gay pride. Yes, because the meaning of gay is having fun, really. And I'm proud to be gay! The bonobo way!

Yes, bonobos are gay and that's the way. We all really are in a way, we're all kind of gay. So, yeah, I'm all excited to be celebrating my birthday. It's kind of awkward and weird to celebrate your birthday, you know?

It's like today is the day that you're supposed to act like spoiled royalty, but I act like that all the time. So I gotta kick it up a notch! My latex, bridal gown, this is my latex.

Yeah, feel me up, Danielle. Feel me up, Lonnie. Feel me up, Gypsy bonobo. This is my catalyst latex gown that I wore at the Kitty Parade in DomCon!

Let's hear it for DomCon! Oh yeah, I won this award. We haven't gotten to hang it up yet. And I'm really excited.

Thank you so much, Mistress Sian. And thank you everyone from DomCon. Whippler, all you people who are here and not here, including, hey, well, look who's here.

Madame Raven Ray is here, one of my fellow guests of honor. And Goddess Nicolette is here, who I hadn't seen her while I just saw at DomCon. And of course, Mistress Liv. Yes!

And speaking of fun things, I have this fabulous, very, very valuable penthouse cover. And it's signed by the cover girl, yes, who happens to be right here! Christiana Sand is in the house! And who else is here?

Amanda Blow is only like two months late. She was supposed to come to our anniversary. We did a whole interview on your show. I know, I know.

And here you are, which is great. I gotta make it up to you though. Oh, I'm so excited to have you. Happy birthday, beautiful.

And by the way, everyone like my balloon? Yeah, it's pretty thick. Yes, guess what it's made out of? A glide America condom!

That's right. And now, here's the best. But don't guess if I already told you. Guess what size it is.

Very good guess, but it's a slim fit. This is a slim fit. So boys, there's no excuses. If you want to stay safe, you get yourself a glide America condom.

No wonder you're with Max. You don't wear no slim fit though. But yeah. Even the slim fit does it.

You're the Max. I don't know. We got to try blowing up one of Max's. Even bigger, more air.

So how big your dick would be? Right now, speaking of which, it's not Trump's birthday, but it's almost his birthday. So there he is.

He's celebrating. Adult baby Trump. And he's got two party hats on because he's a devil. And he's got a penis pacifier in his mouth because he's under gag order.

And it's his birthday. And Delray has named his birthday, which is actually June 14th, which is this week. It's also called International Small Penis Day.

Oh, let's celebrate. That would be his day. And he's got a small penis. Does that make him a cancer?

Is he a cancer? There he is. No, no, he's a Gemini like me. I hate to say.

I hate to say. It's terrible. We're all Gemini. He's a fellow Gemini.

Me and Abe and Norrie and Trump. But anyway, we're moving forward. We're moving forward. We're wearing our safety pins and brownies.

What safety pin? What safety pin? You got a safety pin? What safety pin?

Well, the safety pin is the symbol of being, you know, in the resistance. We've got to be at the resistance. I need one. We're on the verge.

Oh, yeah. And I've got buttons too. I've got impeach Trump button. I'm having this weird psychic feeling like Donald Trump is jacking off right now.

I don't know why. And this is Erica Simone. I have to introduce everybody before you get into your wheel of feeling. Okay.

There's Erica Simone. And she's got all kinds of news to share. Okay. I think I did introduce Lonnie Legend and Sheffi Live and Danielle Watts who is already getting

into her birthday soon. Well, I had a very repressed week and so I'm just so glad that you were born so that I can come here and express myself. Please express yourself.

She's pretty naked, assorted naked under my boa. But I'm so impressed that we have a real penthouse model here because I'm just in awe and like on bended knee to all of these. We are not worthy.

I'm just sitting down right now. She's gorgeous sitting down. I've got a great view right here. But I have to say, Christiana is gorgeous, but she's not just, you know, a plastic beauty.

She has multiple talents which may unfold because I think I'm just going to lay back here and watch it all perform for me. I don't know. I mean it's my birthday.

I don't have to do shit, right? You can cry if you want to. We'll perform for you. I think that's the whole idea of a birthday.

Right, right. You're going to be my dancing girl, some boys. Look at my cute baby. And still beautiful.

Yes, Harry made me do that. He made me dig up that picture. It is adorable. I still look like that with a big mouth.

Oh, shit, right. You were polymorphous perverse, then, as Freud would say. Puffy. Which means you could feel pleasure in all kinds of ways, right?

That's what babies are. We're all trying to get back to that baby feeling, right? We are, baby. But before we get too philosophical, I just, I know Danielle, I keep interrupting Danielle.

She's always interrupting me. And I love Danielle. I love you so much. Very much.

And I can't wait till she really lets loose tonight. But I just, I do want to just thank everybody, you know, who's here. All my staff and my guests. Yeah.

We love you. I guess I just want to thank you for helping to make me feel like every fucking day is my birthday. Really. I just want to.

Give some applause to the Bonoboville staff and to all my guests as well, because you do that for me every Saturday night. And my biggest thanks, and maybe some smanks later, go to my beloved, primate, my captain, my prince.

That's my girl. My birthday boy every day. That's my girlie. Can you come here for my birthday for just a moment?

You'll be the cameraman. There's Darryl. Right is in the house. Alright, no, I have my own microphone.

Oh, he's got his own mic. Yeah. So, hi. Hi.

Happy birthday. Hi. This is the woman that I love. I've been in love with her for years and years and years.

Makes me wanna cry. I love it. We just celebrated our 25th anniversary. Yes, we did.

Thank you. She is part of what we all are, and especially women, the revolutionaries of the future. You've changed the world.

You have changed the world. Yes, you have. And you have changed the world around the world. And you have changed women around the world.

But most of all, you have changed men and brought them from being barbarians to more docile. Pinobos. Pinobos.

That's awesome. And with that, I'm gonna go eat some brownies. We love you, Max. I love you, honey.

Eat some brownies. That was beautiful, Max. That was beautiful. Thank you.

Thank you. And you know, it's so true. I was just telling somebody about you today, Dr. Suzy, and I was saying what a revolutionary you are

and what a changing landscape we're in and what a powerful... A fact you're having on all of us. I was literally listening to that.

No, really, because it's really deep. We're all so lucky. We're really lucky that you're here. I am lucky that you're here

and that you just give me this opportunity to just glow and show and... And hopefully come. And hopefully come and definitely come.

No, no. There's gotta be coming tonight. There will be coming. There will be coming.

And I'm not sure if others are going to join me, but they're definitely going to be some... How could we not? Birthday spanking.

Anything you want. It's your birthday. Birthday orgasms and birthday suits. You brought the only birthday suit here tonight.

That's hot. It looks so hot. Yeah, well, you know, it's getting a little hot. It's getting a little too hot in here.

Take it off. So I think I'm going to... Can I help you out? She's like walking.

Take off my skirt as Danielle. Take it off her clothes all together. Please. Yes.

Oh. Oh. Related quickly. Sorry, Facebook.

We can't show this. It's beautiful. Facebook, you can't see this part. That's a beautiful thing.

We're missing now. Oh, we can't show it. I actually had a sex dream about you this week, Dr. Suzie. Ooh, Danielle, you have a wave.

You want to tell us about it? Maybe in detail? Yeah. It did come with a vibrant...

Step forward and tell us. Show us what the dance is. Okay, so Gypsy was in the sex dream, too. And you were just there, like making us all feel so comfortable in our bodies.

And Gypsy was there, too. And we were just all feeling so comfortable. And I just took my clothes off and I came. I just started coming in my dream.

That sounds like a hands-free orgasm. That sounds like... What a revolution. A revolution.

It sounds like you get a prize because... I'm getting so turned on right now. I can't tell if I'm dreaming or... Would you drink a banana or a ring?

Oh, my God. I can't go who wants both. You know what? I'm pretty sure you can handle two at once.

Both in real life. Can I put the banana in my mouth and the ring? What? Oh!

Are you holding it down there? On Beelive's finger. Oh, okay. I can't see that coming.

Can't see that coming, okay. Yeah. Or anyone else's finger. I don't know.

No, it's your man. Gypsy's finger. No, you know... I will gladly accept your token of friendship.

But, you know... But you already got a ring. And then you could put the finger in your side. I don't know where.

Okay, but Dr. Suthi, you appreciate this. I don't wear it because I'm... You wear it. She could put it on the tip of her finger

and then she could put the tip of her finger. I didn't wear it because it didn't match. And I thought you would respect that. That it didn't match so I didn't wear it.

I'm wondering how Beelive has spelt about being the only man on the stage until Daryl walked on the stage. I know this one thing, Doc. Yeah.

For real. Okay. I see you have yell on your hat. I was just there.

She's got press money. All I can say is this. All I can say is this. If more people knew that you had yell on your hat,

y'all would have a much better football team because dudes would be going there all the time. No, I'm not a football fan. Y'all could recruit a bunch of dudes.

I void all of that. I'm not saying that. All I'm saying is a bunch of dudes would go to school. She's a lady and she can't relate to this subject.

But she is a yell fan. But I am a yell fan. Thank you. For all of you football players.

I'm religious about it. For all of you football players that are thinking about going to a school, yell. Think about yell.

Get your grades up. And y'all can get your grades up. I think we have Dave Chappelle in the house. I think he's, you know what?

You have the yell stands in hand and we are big yell supporters here. Yes we are. Yes we are.

So you know what? God bless y'all. God bless Dr. Suzy wearing song that say yell because that makes me want to yell.

Thank you. Education is key. Education is key. And happy birthdays we have.

Thank you. You are awesome. Now I'm going to have you switch places with one of these hot ladies.

Oh definitely. Christine? Oh my God. I enjoyed your speech Dale.

How about... How about, oh Christopher. You come up here. Although next time you can say excuse me

before you take my seat on the couch. Did you want your banana? I love it! It's like...

I thought he was coming up to like feed me the banana or something instead he just like skewered me over but for Dr. Suzy she deserves it it's her birthday oh la la Christiana yeah that's how you remember oh we remember we remember just because you are incredibly memorable

Christiana was here a few weeks ago with my pet sister with Leila sin who's also very hot but oh there's my baby here and you brought another I brought this for you exciting piece of swag yes look at this and you have to sign this absolutely and last time I was here I wasn't sure what my status was with being pet of the

year pet of the year runner-up and I really wanted either because I just love working with penthouse so much it means everything to me and since then I've been named the penthouse pet of the year runner-up thank you so much I really appreciate all your support and love and being on your

show was so amazing and I wanted to show you my little spready spread or little video while you show us your spready spread show that little spread show it show show us the spread this isn't what is this is penthouse she's penthouse runner-up I love your spread you're amazing

thank you for spreading look at this get an eye full Danielle I really I'm taking it all in this is shot by Tammy sands and I'm like she deserves the ring on that finger damn what's your secret what do you do secret the secret is just like happiness and positive vibes and love for all people and everything just radiates

you have the same thing love for all people that I feel like you mama the vibes coming from here I love it but they are good and they do help they do help it does help to feel good so do you want a ring or a banana okay that's fabulous oh my god thank you so much I love you oh my god and you're gonna dance at my

birthday and you brought brought somebody right yes I did so I brought the world famous Jack Jimmy the porn extra where are you Jack Jimmy you're the extra my favorite porn come here wow they would be in the birthday girl hi you need a microphone though before you speak don't speak now I'm never the center this is

usually I'd be a good piece in the background I think yeah you're in the center of a whole like galaxy of glowing stars I could be like heavenly bodies surrounding yeah so here you are and you are a mockumentarium is that correct I think that they're just capturing my life as it should be maybe it's okay here's

your life this is your life right now better than it was in the background thank you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I brought you a gift oh you did let's see but this is nice this is great you know I was just thinking of birthday spanking that sounds fantastic you a little wack fan

yes of course fanny-tastic maybe yeah well that's that costs a little more yeah that was mistress Liz is my tester of all spanking it's got a magic rock in it show us show us the magic rock oh no I think it's a witchcraft thing Courtney Stottin charged it is that I think she's a witch all right well you're gonna get

hot with this raincoat on I'm thinking oh I know but would you like a ring or a banana I think a ring okay with the magic rock that was my whole career for a long time just a singing banana a big banana that's me but you're supposedly there yeah yeah they're you know Sally and Richard back in Delaware they're

doing great they're good people all right well he's got a big banana that was the kiss all right I'm kind of curious about okay so play with your ring and your we'll see you soon thank you yeah it's good it's very very nice very nice I'm so jealous of him because he's up for all of these awards it cuz he's the best extra

that porn is ever seen so he gets awards for being an extra well he gives he gives great great performances so confused about how that works you have to watch the show you're a stunco the show is amazing he like Andy Kaufman something like a big mystery he's more of like an enigma I relate to that I would like to

just greet goddess Nicolette who hasn't been to my bonoboville this is her first time come sit here goddess Nicolette yeah we're gonna test this out because we were there you're questioning if this one was working oh it's working it is working okay great I'll give this to Raven Ray thank you oh goddess Nicolette

I hadn't seen you in years and then there you were at Dom Con yeah oh and it was the best Dom Con ever it was it really was I it really got to connect with women that have evolved into these amazing women who are helping other women and really going to open up everybody's hearts yeah yeah there were nice guys there

too there were there were great guys but you know they're there yeah there was all kinds of guys actually there's masters oh and speaking of masters that are guys I just want to give a shout out to heaven to Aaron black who just passed away yeah master Aaron black was one of my main mentors so sorry he actually he was a

mentor to so so many people but he was a lover he was a friend he was part of my leather family hi and so he was somebody who he taught so many people and he brought BDSM to so many people even if people didn't meet them they saw him on stage at clubs in Hollywood and at different places and he was an amazing

big black man that every man or women called Daddy Aaron because he was everybody's daddy so to me in the BDSM world yeah I've lost somebody that was we've all lost everybody everybody in the BDSM world yeah yeah I never met him but I feel him coming in the sky right now in his honor actually the other night

I had a girlfriend who really needed a good flogging she needed a cathartic experience and as I flogged her I remembered him teaching me when I was in my early 20s and you know it's appropriate I think on a birthday to also celebrate life that has gone the way we all go which is the other way so you

know yeah rest in paradise Aaron black but you're here we're live we're life yeah and basically you know that's all birthdays about it's that's why I kind of feel a little bit silly it's not like you accomplished anything or you really like did anything you're just alive you made it through another year

at my age that is an accomplishment right that's an accomplishment to just you're 29 right this is your first anniversary of your 29 right you guys you're so sweet oh my god look at how cute so that was one baby picture so now he's going through the anniversary pictures can

I ask how old you were when you got married with 19 14 I got married in Saudi it's a very kinky and you're talking about dance like needs to be spanked tonight you know he's gonna need a spanking so you said so you said that the small dick day is actually June 14th which happens to be the

president's birthday that is small dick day wall say happy birthday mr. president yes yes let's do that his dick is very small where is it I can't even find it no there it is oh oh no there it is it's about the size happy birthday

I mean tiny hands tiny dick makes sense that all fits happy birthday hey Donald Trump your small dick but I want to fuck anyway oops I mean uh that gets a spanking on your birthday

happy birthday daddy trump channeling Marilyn for president see I told you she was multi-talented yeah all right you're gonna get more spankings okay and uh I always say and you are now a

taunt your goddess so yes and that's what I've been studying for the last several years is uh learning how to be a taunt for that is so cool to combine bdsm with taunt it already parallels that's the thing I had no idea until I started learning

Tantra that I had already been doing Tantra for years right right I just learned that there were specific techniques and to slow down her breathing and to be able to really pay attention to looking into each other's eyes and having that connection

with every part of your body with every sense of your being that was totally in her birthday I told you very repressed week I really need the level I'm so grateful for your repressed week

so such a sexy vibe we're gonna have to get into that but yes I'm I'm I'm so excited to have you back thank you I'm happy to be here because I really like bonobo good yeah you created a really

wonderful place yes well thank you and now I'm going to ask you to move no absolutely uh let's see Amanda blow come on up here girl yeah come on next let's see you Amanda your tits got bigger did you get are they

are they oh oh you gained weight so they're real oh wow oh wow you are womanly oh whoa look at you thank you Amanda we all needed that Amanda blow and you haven't been here for a while

I have not and I'm so sorry that I haven't the last time I was here I was confessing my love to alcohol it's over there yeah yeah well you know that went yeah that was good but you look good you are into blowing a man so would you be able to blow this

my mouth is not that big actually but where's the uh where's that other guy oh and I didn't get we do you want a ring or a banana you want a ring okay I have to say Amanda you really bring out the man and me if I'm sure you have a big dick see if I was a

if I had a little dick in this world I would be a politician a judge or a cop um I will give you a ring if that's what you want but I gotta see your talent oh my god it's kind of small but whatever well I know but it's bonobo oh my god

I didn't mean to break it that's what she said I do like to suck hard or you know it depends on what's going on but yeah I'm just glad that I'm sucking again I'm back in the second there's such a and your boobs are fantastic look at me look at these beautiful boobs can

those of you who have seen Amanda's not that they weren't really nice before but they they're they're skinnier all right hey you want some uh you know I got birthday cake to eat okay you can put it inside me I've got something to suck I'm sure right is there anything

anything to suck for real any real meat I'm like my I'm jealous of that banana you do what you have a particular banana he does have a very nice penis you do he does have a very nice penis oh my god we should really if it's is it big it's it's surprisingly big I surprisingly big I think you'll like it

I mean you know it look flaccid it's like it's it's pretty tang in there you know it's hanging in right there we go there we go let's get it going yeah Amanda we gotta show your tits too Amanda's doing it Facebook camera has got me oh my god thank you Amanda for doing what you don't do enough of

doing what her name describes to I know I'm named chef I've been shamed for many things but oh yeah I'm right now he's your cock toy I mean he's he's uh Amanda blows mouth yeah there's a way for those of you who are he's used to putting his raw nut sauce in people's mouths but not quite this way

you are living up to your name oh my god can I just hug you a little bit while I watch this what about no hands I know you I know you can do the whole no hands what do you what are you doing okay thank you it's birthday shoot time oh my god fuck yeah hands remastered at finest yes absolutely yeah okay we're doing

a little tauntrick workshop over here I want you to come up here well no no you don't have to wait don't stop no please don't stop oh she's had enough don't stop okay she's over it let's have a hand yeah for Amanda blow and her hand that she blew uh that would be live oh wow that was pretty hot I mean that was extremely hot congratulations you need to call

your dad and thank him he's like now what do I do this is a very special couple and they are having a great should they just start Dr Susie birthday I mean she might as well finish them off Daniel Watts and Chef be live Daniel you are his wife you've been married for over a year and I don't know almost a year oh oh almost a year right I loved

watching you suck a stick I wish I could suck a stick that is awesome that you let him really impress he is a great cock oh my god I wish you would keep sucking it because I'm like it was really like clearly huh I think so maybe you could suck it somewhere then I can write she wants teamwork I mean you know it's it's okay it really turns me on you're doing you're doing

great with the bananas the cocks uh oh my god did you want a ring yes I do she definitely deserves a ring maybe a belt too the fanciest ring you can find there oh yeah get that ring girl okay okay well you can hang on to that congratulations I don't know if I want to hear what's coming out of her butt there she she's so excited she really was she's so excited I mean she's been having fun but she

didn't imagine actually so repressed you don't seem you've got a great husband why is that repression is we have some more people to introduce on the stage and then we're gonna have to take a break I want to make sure you all give a big hand to Madam Ray my fellow Dom Conn guest of honor

yes it was so amazing this year amazing thank you mr cyan thank you mr cyan and thank you sanctuary and everybody the whole committee everybody it really really panned out well it was quite impressive to see actually a lot of new people there were I mean a lot there were just a lot of great people yeah we just had a great time I loved I loved living it through you guys I was

looking at your instagrams and I'm like wow every day your outfits I like the outfit you were the day before I it's just amazing I'm like I wish I could be them there because you're being worshiped and I'm like I want I don't want to just be there I want to be you and be there yeah there's more hot latex there than a monster truck rally there's just so much hot latex it's amazing and I gotta give a shout

out to catalyst latex I'm still wearing their top and lipidx they gave me the black dress the adelphi dress and mademoiselle elo who gave me the blue dress that I also wore to Yale that freaked everyone out awesome cat suit by demasque that I wore what about the gold one that we got a picture gold yeah okay a lot of great just checking out a lot of great shots with you madam raven rey and

your adorable hat your captain's hat oh yeah or your nazi hat or whatever it was yeah it's from germany it's not a good hat let's see what you got here this is beautiful um this my slave got me wow and I I hate to say I forgot the name of the store he bought it from I'm terrible this brings out the animal in you but it's not made by a real animal or from a real animal so that's a beautiful

time oh animal nice I know ring or banana I love the ring I know I was like oh I hate choices I just want everything okay can I put it on you you pick one I'll put it on you would you my pleasure this is why I love her she's my favorite okay um yes madam raven rey loves to be waited on in any manner

oh my goodness um purple everything about right okay darling and she's putting the ring on your finger with her mouth hoka hoka gay pride thank you my lovely hey you get a bad I needed that I want to see everybody a pride tomorrow you guys are going to be there right oh yeah yes you're gonna wake up first thing

let's do it get over there it is in west hollywood it is up another strip there's going to be floats there's going to be beautiful costumes there's going to be unity sanctuary of sanctuary is performing oh I gotta get Erica Erica come on up here yes I just I can't stay one place when I'm at pride yeah and I know it's a little early but I will be at slut walk too yes

more to come in October and Erica Simone is here brothers the taxi driver hey everyone yeah can you hear me okay yeah all right so I'm Erica Simone so I was on the show here about four or five months ago uh promoting my other business I'm the world's only drag queen uber driver which I've been doing for a little over two years and uh got all over the media and web

series and all that fun stuff but I've got a brand new business which I want to tell everyone about which I think is a lot more appropriate for the show actually it's called sling queen production so what I do is I produce upscale lgbt swinger parties wow I've got an amazing gay the bedoubo way yeah I've got an amazing dungeon that I

rent down your uh Jarvis and La Brea not not not too dungeon west correct and uh so the twist with my parties is uh two different parts number one is you could show up early and you could get a professional makeover from two of the best drag queens in LA I've got loris and I've got venus delight we've got wigs outfits shoes makeup techniques the whole nine yards so you'd basically

just come out and hang out with all the all the girls or um anyone else that you want to hang out with nice and early and then afterwards for the second part you're you're actually you're essentially an actor in the porn sequel of your favorite tv shows and movies okay so uh up and coming I've got uh risky bigness I have nurse jack me off I have orange is the new

black cock I I have back to school to the search for long fellow I have this is going to be my favorite party of the year boogie nights to the untold saga of chest rockwell um all right very good so we got to move along so ring or banana I'd like a ring all right very much thank you very much my pleasure okay and um you could

have a banana too sounds good okay new church happy birthday dr susie oh happy birthday thank you dr susie I gotta just get a couple more people introduced hello yes who said dr susie I said I was gonna say I actually did do porn before so oh you did oh okay I said you weren't a porn star yeah well I you know I thought I thought that I might as well like come clean

do porn I mean you know everybody's done porn it was great taking a selfie no no no dick balling dick balling okay that's wow okay well you know dick ball right that's a good name profession you know lawni legend oh she's hiding down there take my spot oh oh I'm not mad at it lawni legend here come on over here hello my love hello you look so adorable now you are a real

porn star thank you take a ring lawni legend has been here for our anniversary and for new year's eve and recipient into the new year and you're very very good bonobo girl you are okay well my pleasure yeah thank you thank you okay messed up my lipstick here oh that's okay that's okay just suck this banana okay suck it she's sucking the wrong end but we're not complaining

no that would hurt yeah yeah just what do you want to do suck whichever you want just do whatever you want to do look good it matches your skirt you're very very cute you're giving me like Josephine Baker in the new millennium like ah and we've only got two more minutes mistress Liz which ring do you want ah she's gonna take a really gaudy ring right and you are very good

with phallic symbols yeah all right so you know we are almost out of time for the first segment but we're gonna come back with another segment so um you know just you can just go to the restroom or jack each other off or take a shower or take a drink you know and we'll be right back with agua waterboarding and bonobo vote communion and more fun of all kinds so don't come

yet and don't go away it's my birthday hi i'm dr susan block and i've just written a new book called the bonobo way inspired by my love for the make love not war great apes you know the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions including face to face but it's not just how bonobos have sex it's how they use sex to prevent murder and war really they're the only great apes that

have never been seen killing each other they practice what i call peace through pleasure with the females gently dominating the very happy very sexually satisfied males bonobos are special partly because they just are and partly because they're very very close to us almost 99% genetically similar to us when it comes to being human even being humane bonobos can teach us so much

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extinction read the bonobo way and learn why this could be the most important eco sexual movement of our times and improve your love life sisters we are going to have a sebbian ride so you've never been on a sebbian before no i've never been on one before okay now you are ready to ascend the throne mr tracy you are going to ride god's machine put one leg right here put the other

right here and just position yourself comfortably put your clip right here okay so here she goes have you ever ridden a sebbian by the way oh i have many a time my favorite horse to ride have sebbian yoga and experience it to the fullest oh

oh go for the g-spot go for the clip go for whatever works someone can come from their nipple we've got for jim brago ride into the sebbian wow holy shit yeah that does the job yeah it's it's doing it strikes again yes i do say that when it feels good live on dr susie dot tv from the womb room in bonoboville ride i'm cowboy

take a g-frag g-frag we never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the sebbian celebrate and masturbation that is a beautiful thing thank you dr susan block your wonderful human being that was i think we have orgasm houston

okay we're gonna come we're gonna come goodbye sister pennie testify that you masturbate and you are not ashamed i'm not ashamed how was it what's your report my vagina is so tingly right now it feels like pop rock i'm just gonna take this home i think it's bigger than your little body that is the best product endorsement i've ever seen

can i leave now like i'm ready i'm where's the husband you got the simian you don't need the husband don't let her fall over hey darling girl i love you i love you that's my girl we're listening to radio suzi one on the

worldwide web and now here she is dr susan block that's right he's a big baby and it's his birthday week two uh so we're punishing him yes yes indeed he also lost his birthday hat that naughty drump yes yes he thought he got a big birthday present from those soddies with that big gold medallion huh well we gave him a big golden shower on the dr susan block show and that's the

gold he really gets that's right yeah yeah yeah where's he don't talk without the oh well you're saying he won't keep his hat on well then punish him that's right mistress liz is punishing him and that brings me to the subject of spanking it's my birthday and birthday spankings are a thing right why is that we don't really know why but maybe because tradition with doctors spanking the newborn

to make sure it's alive even though maybe sometimes they would kill a newborn by doing that i don't know it seems a little bit like child abuse but in any case we're all adults and we enjoy spanking and birthday i don't know if i'm alive i can you want to make sure i'm alive make sure i don't know about spanking the newborn i i kind of think that's gone out of fashion now well i think you

should make sure all of us girls are alive tonight we should make sure we're all live tonight we keep hearing about death it keeps stalking us you know wherever we are there there is death somebody went to a funeral today that's out there and speaking of which the person who came with the person who went to the funeral is aliyah where are you aliyah and janelle you should

come up here maybe with your whole family or something aliyah look at aliyah corset and she is wearing a beautiful birthday corset honestly girl you are hot you are so hot you i i love you more all right so yes birthday you look amazing aliyah is kind of an expert in being spanked i guess you could say and oh wait wait started started uh on the mic actually i believe

you were spanked for the first time on my show i was i was yes my first spanking i was a virgin to spanking it was a virgin to all of this before i got here oh turned her into a freak except you had a child so you weren't a virgin to everything this is true but maybe you know there's there's sex that's procreation and there's sex that's recreation and fun woohoo and we are excited about that

and to kind of kick off or spank off the spanking we have serpent yes and uh he's he's a great guy he's been on the show a few times and you know in this democracy it's not kind of tough to be a dominant male is it not it is but he manages he's a nice guy with a strong hand and he's got his one of his girls he's got tons of girls but one of

you know he's got all this shit going on i don't quite get it but it's it's all right you know and now he's got fire with him tonight which is not the one that he's married to but you know a friend of the one that he's married she's the full time that's princess right princess she's very cool hi princess she's staying home with the kids this is a family show you know in park not that the

not that the kids should watch it but but we understand that families are part of a bonobo ville and you know but you don't want them in on the sex and you don't want the kids in on the spanking really in my opinion don't spank your kids spank consenting adults i don't think there's plenty of them i'm not saying that if kids are spanked they're going to be horrible or they're

going to be trump necessarily uh there's some kids that need spankings in here you know you do up the chances right there's some naughty little girls giggling back here that could use a spanking they're having a little giggle convention behind our backs oh my god i don't know they're having their own private conversation i think it's very weird well you know it's a party it's a spanks

taking it's a it's a birthday bash it's not one of my serious shows but i do want to see a spanking that's true i do we have we should take spanks for dr susie's birthday spankings thank you very much yeah this naughty little girl that just crawled in i like i like you so uh supete are you going to do this otk you know what otk means right what does it mean what does it mean over the knee

it means over the knee well you're an expert you know what you have to talk about spanking it's for bad legs i can do over the knee or over the chair over the knee or over the chair i think over the knee is we can do over the knees yes yes i do right over the knee for birthdays yeah yeah you know it's more sort of domestic they're very classic right oh wow what's her name her name is fire his name is

i love the pink panties and this is the uh birthday spanking well we actually spanked a little earlier he's on the floor but i think she's been naughty okay and i actually gave a small spanking to jimmy county and uh and now we're doing more of a spanking and this is with the skirt on we could pull the skirt up which we have done the skirt has gone up and the spanking is continuing with a

very interesting implement i must say this is like a saw blade is that a freaking saw blade it looks like a jesus what is it what is it again it's it's it's a saw blade a saw blade right but it looks like a halloween these are matching her pink underwear it's filed down the isi so it's safe just just to let you know i do know my saw blade but save my play oh fire adam raven rey as an expert

oh my god very nice very nice we're now using the saw blade to you know kind of saw the lady in half no it to just kind of tickle the sensation play of the spanky she can't see it is that like a you know that she's that team now team just feeling his leg up pretty good you got your leg filled up pretty good didn't you your third leg wow third leg was very happy where is that amanda

where did she go amanda did she get felt like a little side whoa that okay and now we have the hand spanking she's blushing she has the courtesy he has the courtesy uh to massage her in between yes he's after care that's the part that feels a bit like this uh reward arm and mail yes you can tell she likes it she's she's and it's best to yeah that that was very nice let's hear it for

fire taking my birthday spanking it's a real display of affection thank you so much for accepting my birthday spanking now that's one thing for me to just kind of vicariously watch a birthday spanking but the next thing would be for me to get one the gift one you can use my saw blade

you can try my saw blade spankings next sure oh well I seem to have a line I'm such an attention whore we should really uh Jenny jenny okay Jen this is Jen come on up here lady and rod is Jen and this is your friend aliyah this is my sister aliyah your your okay sister jam right here sister jam you come to your mother confessor and you tell me how you

have sinned oh my goodness gracious where do I start doesn't really matter you're going to take my birthday spanking yes what would you like to spank me with both at the same time uh I think you should uh where should you go maybe you should go over where would you like to spank me on my shoulder let me take your cup over the knee or just bend we have peanut galleries

over my knee over the make room for this red cupcake please look yeah she is like a red velvet cupcake oh that's really nice down a little more down she's got a really smooth yes just relax on my goodness is my cool showing yes this kind of matches you actually she's like a ladybug she is very very pretty I go to the gym I squat like I'm at 100 oh yes and this is

a very saying a very she's talking about why her booty is so nice yeah yeah she does what it's healthy this is quite a birthday present you look like you're all wrapped up and ready to be unwrapped I'm in layers oh my goodness get on the mic girl I wrapped her specially for you let me hold this mic for her so that we can hear everything she's nice to hear all night red

buns with a red red ass oh yeah this one is probably not pleasant very much yes and I think you need to get a bonobo way books banking you naughty bonobo girl you tell me that again what was that yes you good good birthday girl

you don't want to know it for you really am I the only biner here happy birthday you know are there any other Amanda if she's laughing so hard maybe she should be spanked a little hard am I really the only being here with a man even having a child just wanted a photographer

what are you using the saw blade how it makes you put it on its side can I have a translation please I have been Feliz Coblean in English see I in Spanish and then in English so I say it in Spanish first

oh my god this is a beiner session are you guys taking notes I will translate for you guys it'll give me great practice at work tongue all right you have been spanked for my birthday it's only a great spanky if there are like bruises give her a scratch is Amanda yeah like they have to laugh like

that was a good one week you're very ready very good here am I yeah I know but I heard they're imperfections for the camera you're a little too too now hey don't be taking out my imperfections not imperfections energy okay and now she doesn't want to get off your lap I know I okay so nice no it's so nice

the cake excuse me but where's ecord sing happy birthday take on your decor ecore please oh does he have a birthday song take off your shirt take off your shirt well first we're gonna do happy birthday I think or something and then oh yes ecore you're getting this penthouse to take your

shirt off no no we yes yes definitely absolutely change I would like you to yeah take one two even better under that shirt yeah all right I need everybody in the building everybody in the building can I have everybody in the building where's the rest of the candles to listen up right now because this is Dr. Suzy's birthday all right I need everybody's under body

attention because this is what we're gonna do for the birthday song yo with me I need to know everybody with me we're right here it's everybody with me there we go now this is Dr. Suzy the great Dr. Susan Black now that one we're gonna do make a quick little song right it's gonna have a beat like this all right all right

got that one more time all right now this is what we go we go no turn it off a turn it off a we go put some letters to that all right we're gonna say dr suz dr suzy i'm sorry dr suzy dr suzy block dr suzy block dr suzy block i need somebody say block with me block

block dr suzy block dr suzy block dr suzy everybody say it everybody let's go dr suzy dr suzy block dr suzy block dr suzy block uh block block it's your birthday go dot block it's your birthday go dot block it's your birthday

y'all got to keep down the seat go on for me come on dr suzy go dot block it's your birthday go dot block it's your birthday go dot block it's your birthday go dot block it's your birthday it's your birthday it's your birthday it's your birthday it's your birthday yeah give it Good job for Dr. Black, y'all.

Happy life, baby, baby. Like that. So, I think it's time for me, I think it's time for me to make a wish

and put my lips together and blow. Blow, Amanda Blow, you taught me how to blow. And now I'm gonna blow these candles out. Yes, baby, y'all see that?

I made a big old sexy wish. Look at that, Max with the knife, cookie the knife. Max the knife. And can I just say, uh...

D-R-S-U-Z-Y D-R-S-U-Z-Y D-R-S-U-Z-Y Block!

D-R-S-U-Z-Y Block! Happy birthday! Happy birthday, baby.

May you be blessed with many more calendars. Yeah! Shout out to Gypsy Bonobo. Gypsy Bonobo.

Carrying that fucking cake. Shout out to Bonobo V. Making that cake look fucking great. Oh, it's pink!

I love you too. Now it's time for Bonobo V. All right, we got cake now. We got cake, cake, cake, cake.

Dr. Susie, I like your cake. I have to admit, I want to sit my ass in that cake. Is that wrong? It's not wrong to want to.

What's your gonna do with it, baby? Splashing. Splashing. But you're not gonna splash my birthday cake.

I had that a couple of times. I have had that. It's fun. Okay, next year, maybe.

Maybe this year. And then you make the cake on your feet. What's up next? I mean, I feel like we haven't had any Bonobo V communion.

We could have like a mass. That's because it's all about you, Dr. Susie. Could I just put one piece of cake in my ass? Yes.

Not the whole cake, just one piece. What? I can't hear you. All you did, all you did.

Or like, yeah. Or one of the lovely ladies. Hashtag Bonobo. I love it.

I mean, I'm okay with it. I think we could have like a mass. Oh my God, there's actually a piece coming back. Okay, so who wants to do communion?

And who wants to be an altar? Who wants to be an altar? Oh my God. You be an altar?

Coming up here. You want to be an altar? Okay. Open up your boobs.

What's her name, though? That's Kristen Craves. She's very sexy. I like that.

This is a disgusting... Well, he's all eaten up. This is awesome. What?

Yeah, that's just a stuffed animal that's been eaten by dogs. Oh my God. At the minimum. Oh my God, Dr. Suzy.

I have the urge to put this cake in Kristen's boobs. Are you going to be an altar? Well, can I put it in her boobs? Okay.

And where's the salt? There's the salt. Okay. So we're going to have a mass Bonoboville communion.

This is lovely up here. This is lovely from this view, huh? All right. Are you going to be a giver or a taker of communion?

We are doing... This is like the Vatican... You don't want to get dirty. ...except it's Bonoboville.

And we are celebrating Christmas... Jack Jiminy to the stage. ...except it's my birthday. And we're having a mass...

Jack Jiminy, would you like to be a communion? You're going to take it. Okay. She's going to take it.

Take it, baby. Take it. Okay. And so who are you taking it from?

Oh, actually, I'll give it. I'm giving it... Yeah, give it to you. If you want a drink, Jack.

Jack, I'll take it. Okay. So I am going to take it from the lovely Lonnie and legend. And who else is taking it?

I'll take a communion. I'll do a communion for you. You never saw me drink on your show. Yes.

Yeah. Christiana and I are going to... I'll take the my communion from your lovely thighs. She's going to take it.

I'll let you. Okay. And here's Rihanna. Rihanna.

Rihanna. And Sharon's is here, brothers and sisters. Oh, my gosh. And Sherry Rose is here.

Sherry. Oh, my, my, my. She's got so much more gas make. Hello, darling.

Thank you. Thank you. Oh, I know you did a poetry reading. You did a whole poetry reading.

All right, so we're going to do communion now. We're doing a mass birthday communion in Bonoboville. So if you want to be a giver or a taker... I'll be a taker, doc, tonight.

You can do that. I'll be a giver tonight. But you have to... I think I'm going to give it.

Kind of partner up here. I'm going to take it. You've got to kind of partner up in some way. So are you going to do communion?

You're okay. I'm going to have the communion. You stole my partner. If you're not, we should make room for the communers.

But I already set it up to smash the cake in her tits. Oh, yay. Okay, that was great. But she's going to take her shirt off.

I'm going to give her a sense over here. Sorry, I already set it up. Okay, look. She's pulling out her tits.

Okay. Do I need your permission to start or can I just go? What are you doing? I'm just going to smash the cake in her boobs and then eat it.

Eat it. No, not yet. You're going to do it on the mode of communion. We're all going to do the communion at a similar time.

Okay, so are you guys going to do communion? It's because her boobs are so pretty. You came in on it. You have to do it.

It's just not normal. Well, it's our normal. Okay, so are you doing communion? I need you to either do communion.

Okay. So are we doing communion? Yes, we are doing communion. Yes, we're doing communion together.

Oh, B-Lives already started his communion. And are you going to do communion together? Okay, with your boobs. Play that she bad, eh?

Okay, well then you do it with cake. We can do communion. Okay, I'll stay over here. I'll do it with her.

There we go. Agua, or we can do communion with birthday cake. It's either way is fine, really. Either way is good.

So, okay, so this is all communion area. Okay. Are you doing communion? I think we're all so excited about this communion, Dr. Suzie,

because it's an honor of your birth. It's like a baby blessing. Well, Jesus, this is bonobo, though. We are bonobo.

Okay. That's the kind of communion this is. Catholicism has no bearing here. All right.

So now, where are the boobs? Okay, so who's boobs? As Christiana said, we pulled up her shirt. Okay.

So first, we lift the boobs. Okay. Oh, Christiana sin. Oh, yay.

Look, Christiana sin has got her perfect penthouse pet boobs out. I don't mean to draw attention to them, but I just did. Yes. Beautiful.

Not saying you should applaud, but you might as well. Yeah. Okay. So, wow.

And look at Amanda blows boobs. Those are looking good. Wow, everybody has their boobies out. Boobies are out.

And so you lick the boob somewhere. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not doing that. Okay.

And now you take the salt. This is also... Oh, so... Well, no, you're just doing cake.

You're doing cake and... Oh, you're doing cake. You guys aren't drinking. She said take it off my leg.

I'll drink something tonight. You know, I'm just a little... We have these two boys that want to take it, but probably not off of each other.

Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. There's so many women up here.

Make the rules. Yes. Will Amanda Blow allow this gentleman to take something? Yeah.

I would like some chocolate. Oh, my God. I don't eat chocolate, but I'll do the... Okay.

I don't eat chocolate, but I'll do the... I said I eat chocolate. I eat chocolate. So now we have the salt.

You eat your chocolate. And the cake. Oh, my God. Okay.

So they're just going to make out with cake, which is okay. This is all part of communion. Yes.

Okay. So now I am going to lick the salt from the nipple. And this is where you lick the salt from the nipple if you get salt.

You want salt here. Okay. So lick the salt. This is the body, the heavenly body.

Or in some cases it is simply the icing on the cake. And then you have the beautiful waterboarding experience, which I think we're going to do with Christiana maybe. Okay.

Yeah. You want to lean back. Lean back in. Oh, there you go.

Lean right back there. And hold her head. Look at her perfect tip. Oh, my God.

Okay. And now. Take a little bit of the frosting. There she goes.

Nice. Waterboarding. Bonoboville. You all sneeze.

Style. Yeah. Let's hear it for Christiana Sims. That was amazing.

Takes. Girl, that was so hot. I like that. Thank you.

I feel really blessed. Thank you. You are. You are.

You took it for all of us. You took it for the team. And now it looks like everybody's got to get their titties licked. Really, really good.

Yeah. Before we do the Facebook picture. I guess I don't know what we're going to do with Facebook. Yeah.

We're going to have to. Okay. Lick up those titties. Oh.

Yes. You got dirty. All right. We got dirty with frosting.

She keeps trying to clean herself. All right. Happy birthday to you. Turn it down.

Hey. Happy birthday to you. I've got two drinks in my hand. Happy birthday doctor to you.

Happy birthday to you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you all for being so wonderful.

She's bad. So awesome. And thank you Kristianna's sin for being my Marilyn. Which is my middle name.

Any day of the year. Failing for it. Yeah. Take her mode out.

Okay. You lick those titties and maybe we can have a. a titty thinking, uh, kind of dancing rhythm. Yeah.

Why aren't, what was that, turn on the mic for a sec. Because you're not Dr. Suzy. You are not her, only she gets a birthday. Why aren't all birthday parties like this?

Why aren't everybody birthday parties like this? I would like to encourage people to celebrate their birthday like this. Every day. And this is, this is the way we are very celebrating.

You damn right. We should release our inner bonobos. Yeah, there you go, hey. Bonobo.

You know, and, uh, and we should enjoy life because it's short. That's right. It's very, very short. And on your birthday, you remember that.

And people on their birthdays, they either have a great time or a terrible time. You know, studies have shown that a lot of people kill themselves or they die on their birthdays, like Franklin Roosevelt and, uh, I know. If I was to die tonight, I'd be cool.

Yeah. So you got to surround yourself with love on your birthday. It's an important time. The old days, they used to say the evil eye would get you.

The demons were out to get you because it's your birthday. So you got to surround yourself with love. Amen. She bad.

Vodka and cake. She bad. That's what I do. Because that's what I'm doing.

And thank you for the love. What the hell is that? Yeah. Thank you, Dr. Suzy.

This is a glide America condom. Guess what size? What size? Slim fit.

Slim for who? King Kong? Ready? That's how strong it is.

I am ready, Ikkor. I'm ready. She ready. I got some of the hills.

God damn. That's a slim fit. It's her birthday, y'all. Oh, yeah.

Me, I say, B-O-N-O-B-O-B. Go, B-O-N-O. Come on, ladies, let it go. I'm blown by the way she move that thing.

Shake that thing. Make it bang. The whole room shake from my ass. Wake down.

Baby, you got that pop. That's still the show. Get low. Everybody on the floor.

Dude, be taking it. Why she shaking it? Back that thing up. Like...

She bad. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low.

Yeah, that girl. Girl, come in, Jenny. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing.

Look how she make it bang. Yeah, that girl. Go, bang. Everybody stop.

And look at her pop. That thing. Bang. Got them, ladies.

Just been so dope. Oh, we up in Bonobo. Yeah. They show me love.

Dub after dub. With a freaky lap dance. Clap 10s with a mask. I don't even know.

But this night for sure. That deal. She ill. She can tell you to keep your bills and strap on.

Hold on real tight. To these thighs. And ride this thrill. I'm in it for the whole night.

So give it to me. Let me have it. No static. So that is one in the club, right?

Yes, sir. I ain't live. I'm fine. She gotta like that.

She back. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low.

Yeah, Jenny. Go, come on. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing.

Look how she make it bang. Yeah, that girl. Don't stop. Cause you got me turned by the way you pop.

And the way she pop, it got me high. So don't, don't, don't go work that body. Work that body. Work that body.

Make sure you don't hurt nobody. Cause everybody wants to do do your thing. Shake that thing. Make it bang.

Bang. Bang. I'm so mesmerized. So hypnotized.

By the way, she shake her ass and thighs. Gave me a ride. So I had to buy her. Four rounds.

She put it down. But she kept me off like this. She back. She the bomb.

Yup. Stop nine of mine. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang.

Look how she drop it low. Yeah. But no more go-go dudes be taking it. Why she shaking it back that thing.

Oh, come on, see it. She back. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang.

Look how she drop it low. That girl can go. She back. Look how she shake it.

I said she back. Come on. Yeah. She back.

Come on. Here you go. Come on. What?

What? She back. I can't hear y'all. Y'all ain't done.

She back. She back. Look how she shake it back. Look how she shake it back.

Yeah, she back. Get it up. Get it up. She back y'all.

Get it up. Get it up. Look how she shake it back. Whoa, she back.

Just be no more. She back. She back. You dead?

We out. We are in the poppers. Wait a second. We're in the fucking poppers.

Poppers. Yeah, you know. Poppers. Yeah.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday. It's your birthday. Go dog block. It's your birthday. Go dog block. It's your birthday. Go dog block. It's your birthday. Cake titties and poppers. What book did you want?

Go, go, go. Pain, pain, pain. She bad. She bad. She bad. She bad. She bad. Any more poppers? No? You popped it? Pop it like a side. Pop it like a side. Drop it like a side. Drop it like a side.

You opened it already. Once you open it, you're done. Shake it out now. Shake it out. That's the theme of the night. I can't get mine to come. Thank you for coming on me. So what's up, doc?

I think there's like those little like 4th of July things. We're there. Yeah, right. Like we put it in your butt. What do you call those? Sizzlers.

Sparklers. Sparklers. Do we have sparklers? Sparklers. No. Hey, Janelle. Come on up here. Come on up here, Janelle.

Janelle. Jim C. Bonobo came to the rescue. Janelle. Happy birthday to me. And I'm excited to have Janelle here.

Give Janelle a microphone. Oh look, we got them. I knew it. I knew it. I knew we had sparklers. Right? Hey, Janelle. Happy birthday, Dr. Suzy. I love you.

Thank you. Janelle was like my first radio assistant. My first assistant on the radio. Yes. We had so much fun, didn't we? Not as much as you have now though.

You have to keep having more fun until you die. That's right. You have to keep having more fun. Anyway, thank you for joining me.

I love you so much. Okay. I love you. And now I think we have some sparklers. Okay.

Okay. No, no. We have to do these in a pristine manner away from the balloon. Away from the balloon. This is just a thing.

There's nothing about pyromenia. And this is quite the pyro. Yeah, that's why I ended up sticking one in her butt. You want me to stick it between your tits now?

I don't know. Will that stay? Whoa, no, no. Okay, open up. There we go.

It's out. All right, end up with that. Okay, so I want to just wind it up, I guess. And thank everybody.

Thank you. Everybody. Wow. Oh, you got more of those.

But we can keep doing them into the night. So, did anybody not get up here who wants to get up here? John Clark, my first. John Clark.

My second radio producer. John Clark. I love John Clark. John Clark.

You told me, thank you, darling. John Clark. And Derek Wilder. John Clark's son.

Derek Wilder, the whole family. Let's get the whole family up here. Come on, Derek Wilder. Derek.

Yep. Yep, yep. Give him a microphone. Check, check.

Does anyone want, no one wants to give you a microphone. Say happy birthday to your Aunt Susie. Certainly. Happy birthday, Aunt Susan.

Aunt Susie. I did catch him when he was born. Sort of. I mean a day after, day after.

Day after you were born. Do we have that picture? Day after Derek was born. I was there holding him, but we don't have that picture.

So I'm holding you now. And there's your dad. Yeah, there's my dad. Your dad.

And mom, mom, get in the picture. And here's the mom. Right, right. This whole family has come together on the Dr. Susan

Block Show just a few weeks ago. Yeah, there I am holding Derek right there. And there's Janelle. Where's Janelle?

Down down in the corner. Yeah. Yeah, there she is. Yep.

That's the wonders of a birthday right there. Right there. And we're celebrating birthdays. Where would we be without him?

Got to have him. Where's Max? Max should be up there. I know, I know.

Hey, Max. He's presiding somewhere on the other side. He's presiding Max. Max, where are you?

He's actually totally gone. Hey, you're not just a boss. You're a husband. Yeah, yeah.

Is he here? Is that him? Max? They're applauding, but I don't see him.

Okay. Well, hopefully, okay. Now I'm starting to worry. Okay.

Okay. So Max is not in... Janelle is such... Janelle is such a positive person.

And, you know, okay. You're going to run and find Max. Oh, there he is! There he is!

Hey, Max. Come up here. What? There's that deep baritone.

Here he is. This is Captain Max. This is my hero. Happy birthday, kid.

I love you. I love you. You're beautiful. You're beautiful.

I love you very much. You can turn around. You got to turn around. That's the point here.

Okay. You're so cute. Yeah, here we go. And he's holding his equipment.

And there he is. My husband. And this is the greatest gift a birthday girl could ever have.

Is Captain Max. He's the greatest bonobo, the greatest gift. And he just makes every day my birthday. No matter how naughty a birthday girl I am,

he's always, always making it a great, great birthday every single day. Really. I'm going to turn red.

I'm already red. Five minutes. I get hard. I see him blushing.

I don't see him blushing too often. Okay. Okay. So we're winding up.

So let's see. Anybody want to give out their websites? I know some people did. Who wants to promote themselves.

Okay. Go ahead. Okay. So I'm Christiana sin.

Hi everybody. The penthouse put out the year runner up for 2017. Thank you so much. I look forward to an amazing year with penthouse

and a lifetime with them. Please follow me on Twitter and Instagram at Christiana sin. And if you want a naughty sexy personal video

for me, please go to my many bed store. I love you guys. I love my sinners. Sinners are winners, baby.

My happy birthday. Yay. Sinners are winners. Because we have a sinning since the beginning.

Right, baby? Oh, you are just my favorite sinner. That's it. I love you.

Such a sweet sinner. I love you. You're a sweet sinner. Yes.

I've been calling it for years. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. Here is the queen of sinners, Christiana. All right.

And here is, let's see. I miss just Liz. You can find me at Sanctuary. I'm a pro-dom there.

And you can also find me on Twitter and Instagram at Mistress Liz says, like Simon says. There we go. Hello.

Madame Marais. Madame Marais. Madame Marais. I just actually want to say that we started

Femme Dom Power Parties. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We actually have had two of them. With Goddess Phoenix.

With Goddess Phoenix. Yes, yes, beautiful. And it's been a lot of fun. And we're going to try to have the next one

between now and Fat Con. So before then, we're going to try to have another one. All right. And it's my fellow guest of honor.

I'll be there. Look at Amanda Blow all over John Clark. I got distracted. Party is definitely going different directions.

Yeah, I guess not. All right, you guys, where do we find you? I'd like to tell you my website. It's John Clark Pro Say.

J-O-H-N-C-L-A-R-K-P-R-O-S-E dot com. All right. Oh, we got to wind it up. You guys are talking too slow.

OK. And I'm going to sign you off on Facebook. Oh, we got to sign off on Facebook. Right there.

You can do it from right there. Just look at me. But I thought, are we running out of tape or is it Facebook?

Or where are we? We're running out of time. Are we running out of time? You're running out of tape.

We're running out of time. Is Trump going to attack Korea? Amanda. OK.

Give her a microphone. OK. Amanda Blow. And so who's back here?

How much time do I have? I thought we were running out of time. And you said blow. And I thought there was a blow-ism.

So I was like, blow. Blow. This is not changing in the new year, obviously. Happy new year.

I never know what amount of time I actually have. She has all the time in the world because she is the goddessess. I have all the time. And is this my new girlfriend?

OK. You didn't see our little game over here? We were like. Yeah.

I guess I'm not going to get an answer. Three minutes. Three minutes. That gives me some time.

I can actually tell you all some funny stories. OK. Can I get everybody to sort of just shout themselves out? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Amanda Blow. Me. OK.

So we got you guys. Me, myself, and Sherry Rose. And we have a workshop open. It's called Live Art Development, DIY 14.

You can send a proposal to learn exciting sadomasticistic things from us in Brighton. So please sign up. All right.

Say that again. And Lonnie Legend. Where do we find you? You can find me on Twitter at Little Lonnie Legend.

And I'll be in Chicago on the 20th or the weekend of the 21st. Come say hi if you're on that side. Hi. OK.

Where do we find this crazy wild couple? All over the crazy wild world. Well, I don't know. Well, I have to tell you, Dr. Suzy, I recently had an interview

with the LA Times. Yeah. And I told them all about you and how, well, I started to tell them.

I have another follow up interview to tell them more about how you're helping me find freedom and peace through pleasure and accept the sexuality that is a part of who I really am and coming clean and coming out of the closet.

So you're going to be in the LA Times. Yeah. I love it. That's great, you guys.

Thanks to you. They're doing an extensive article. Sheppy Live and Danielle Watts, brothers and sisters, watch out for them.

OK. Who else didn't get announced? Sherry Rose. OK.

You did get announced. OK. So now me. I just got to say thank you, thank you, thank you.

That's all I got to say. I love your hat. Happy birthday! Happy birthday!

Thank you, Dr. Suzy. And please, for my birthday, donate something to the Bonobos, OK? You know, I mean, you don't have to give me a birthday present

and you already didn't, right? You know who you are. So now you can give something to the Bonobos, give to Lola Bonobo, give to Bonobo Conservation Initiative,

or I, Bonobo, you, the Bonobo Project. And make like Bonobos. Oh, yeah. Fuck.

And make peace through pleasure. Yeah. Make peace through pleasure. We need it.

You know, I mean, we got a crazy world going on here with a crazy dictator. The president's here. Oh my gosh.

We have a special guest on your birthday. My favorite. Oh, we got to, we got to spank him hard. He's asking to be punished, I think.

Sherry is poised. OK. He's asking to be punished. Whoa.

Yeah, I guess so. Whoa. This is quite, yeah. This is what he'll do for attention.

Yeah, on your knees. Donald Trump, you've aged. Be careful with Daddy. Oh, we got to be careful with Daddy,

but Daddy put on the Trump face, and Daddy gets whacked. Naughty. Naughty.

Daddy for acting like such a baby. You're safe where it is comfy. Hold your face up. Hold your face up.

Hold your face up. You fucking be proud of who you are. Yeah, we want to, we want to see your face. Stick your ass out.

Stick your ass out. Stick your ass out. Oh, boy. Stick your face up.

Face up. We want to see your face. Your beautiful face. Come on.

We have one minute to make him pay. Stick your face up. That's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's a good president. And now, happy birthday, Donald Trump.

Practice the Minobo way. Happy fucking birthday. Happy fucking birthday. It's your birthday this week.

We should send Donald Trump a copy of the Minobo way for his birthday. We can't read. Okay, Donald Trump, look for your copy of the Minobo way. We expect that you read it.

It's very important. It's very important. Be well read or get well read. Okay, so make like Minobos.

Not baboons. Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you.

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