Sex-Pot

Full transcript of Sex-Pot on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, stoners and boners, all you children is sex and

we are all children of sex. We're the capital X. We may or may not be children of God.

Jesus or jaw, you know, or Allah.

Or the goddess of cannabis. We don't know. One thing we do know, scientifically speaking, until we start cloning ourselves, we are all children of

sex. Can I hear an amen? Amen! Can I hear an A-women? A-women! And some of us are children of pot, not all of us.

We're all children of sex, even if we're born in a test tube, I mean, through a test tube. It's still, you know, sperm and egg. It's sex. It's some kind of joining. Pot. Some of us are children of

this magical herbal remedy.

It's one of the few real genuine aphrodisiacs. I mean, we play around with lots of different

aphrodisiacal substances like oysters. Yes, they increase your zinc, which is good for lubrication and cayenne pepper. Yes, it does increase circulation, which is good for erections. You know, there's lots of different natural aphrodisiacs, but they're not really

what we think of when we think of aphrodisiac, which is it will get you to have sex with someone you normally wouldn't have sex with. Pot does that. Does a lot of other things, too. It's a great healer. It's an eye-opener. It's many things, you know, I'm not an expert in those things, but sex, yeah.

Pot and sex. You know, sort of like a horse and carriage. I mean, you can ride the horse without the carriage, but it's so much more fun to ride in a carriage, you know, sometimes. Sometimes. Pot is great. Sometimes. Weed. Mmm. Marijuana. Why am I talking about pot tonight?

Well, partly because I'm a pothead. Card carrying. But also because I have guests tonight who are from

the Bible of pot. High Times. How old is High Times? Pretty old. Anyway, we'll find out because my first guest is Miss

Intergalactic High Times, Sarah Newton. Hello. Hi. Welcome. So you're Miss Intergalactic High Times, and give us the definition of your title and what that means to the pot industry.

Well, pretty much High Times magazine, they had a contest many years ago for a Miss High Times, someone to represent the magazine in the culture and, you know, bring a female face to it, and they picked me back in 2007. And it was a while ago, and since then they just kind of kept me around, so they dubbed me their Intergalactic Miss High Times.

Do they have another Miss High Times for the year? They do. Her name is Closina. Oh, okay. Yeah, she's a Southern California girl, too. Oh, well, we should bring her over, but yeah, you're like the reigning, ongoing queen. You're the constant goddess of pot, I guess. Well, I'm constantly working to kind of improve our marijuana laws in this country and, you know, free it up. Just like sex, marijuana is something that needs to be free totally in this country, you know.

Well, that'd be nice. Free totally, just pot growing on trees. But it could also be a good part of industry that is charged for it, and then people make money in it. Boost our economy, get us out of debt. And it's on its way, isn't it? It is. We've got some good things coming up in the marijuana world.

But right now, we're kind of on this edge, aren't we, with that? We're, I mean, it's kind of quasi-legal here in California. I mean, in California, you can get a medical marijuana license. Do you have one? Yeah, of course. What's wrong with you? Well, we're all fucked up in our own way, right? That's true. We are. I just want to know how you're fucked up.

Well, I have herniated discs in my lower back. Oh. So I got some back pain there. I'm sorry to hear that. And the pot does make you, I mean, it's a pain killer. It helps. Yeah. Definitely. Do you agree with me that it's an aphrodisiac? I definitely do. It enhances sex, you know. Yeah. Sometimes you just don't really want to be having sex with the person you're having sex with in marijuana helps.

It does. That's why it is a genuine aphrodisiac. It's true. I mean, if you would just have the sex anyway, then it's not an aphrodisiac. That's my opinion. But if it makes you do it with someone, or at a time when you wouldn't normally do it, like when you're really tired, you know, but anyway, we're going to talk more about the aphrodisiac qualities and the pot laws and all types of

greenery, but I want to introduce some of my other guests. So Melissa Jacobs is a penthouse pet. MJ. Hello. Love those initials. Yeah. So, well, we're glad you're here with us. Thank you for having me. I'm excited to be here. Yes. And

and of course, Lainey, the Miss Lainey of Publicity and Penthouse and High Times Land kind of brought you in here. Not that you're, you don't have many other qualities, but you are also a card-carrying pet, I guess. I am. Yes. Yes. And

let me ask you this. Did you smoke before your penthouse shoot? Oh, you know what? I didn't, but had I had the opportunity, I would have. It was just a matter of opportunity. Yeah, sometimes it just doesn't work out. Yeah. Not even the candy. It might have helped me, you know, I was a little nervous. Right. Well, it does kind of calm you down.

I mean, some people it makes more nervous, right? Some people. Yeah, I guess it depends. For me, it's, you know, it definitely helps me a little on the nerves. It helps me be a little more relaxed and just kind of go with the flow. Yeah. How are you feeling right now? Excellent.

Well, I could relax you a little bit, but I want to introduce all my guests and then we'll start the relaxing. Yeah. Yeah, but first of all, what month are you? October 2005. Okay, go through your collections, everybody. Google, Google. Google, Google. Yeah. Well, great to have you here, Melissa. Thank you.

So now I have a friend of a friend who's also a free spirit and a webcam girl and gosh, a member of the TETA club and and a friend of

Casanova, my good friend. So, Keira Lansing, welcome. Hi. Hi. I'm really happy to be here. Yeah, you look happy. Have you been smoking pot? A little. Is that why you look so happy? Probably. Yeah. And also because I'm here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you like the place, the speakeasy. It's wonderful. Uh-huh. Lots of dark corners and

props. Yes, there are lots of that. So you are like a sexual adventurer, I guess, a seeker, seeker of love and a cuckolding connoisseur. So I've been told. So you've been told. Do you know, do you feel that you are? You know, not so much, actually. I think there's different levels of cuckolding. So I

don't really identify with all levels of them. Some of them are a little bit, a little too extreme for me. Yeah, there are a lot of levels. Exactly. Would you call yourself a hot wife? I would love to, but I don't know if I would call myself a hot wife just yet. Okay. Are you married? I am. You are.

Well, I bet you are a hot wife. I would say you are. I would call you that. Whether you cuckold or not, you know, hot wives don't necessarily have to cuckold, but usually, well, they have sex with other people than their husband. Very true. So. So, okay. Well, welcome and your microphone's all set up for you there. Thank you. Okay.

So you also are a pot lover. Is that right? Definitely. Card carrying. Card carrying. Okay. And and do you feel that it, you know, enhances your sex drive? Very much so. In what way? Puts me at ease and

makes me want to crawl up on whoever I'm with. Whoever? Really? Well, as long as I'm already interested, I'm obviously. Oh, not so obviously. Sometimes it does get you to, you know, get involved with someone you might not be interested in otherwise.

True. Because, you know, it starts out with they've got pot. You're not interested in them, but you would like a toke or whatever. And so you have some and then they start to look better. A lot better. In some cases. Right. Usually try to keep it with me at all times. I mean, you can't be an asshole about it. You know, you got to play the game. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, welcome. Thank you. Moving right along here. Now, this young lady with the dreads must be a pot smoker, right?

Every day of my life. Every day. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I mean, do you take like a bong hit in the morning? Do you wake and bake? I try to take at least three before I leave the house. Really? Before you leave the house in the morning with all that? Maybe not? Well, I try to leave it at home just because it's safer that way. Yeah. Okay. Okay. It's easier to avoid issues if it's at home. Right. Right. Right. I don't have your name here.

Oh, my name is Allison. Allison. Yeah. Right. And you're a friend of Miss Intergalactic High Time ceremony. That's right. Miss Intergalactic over there. And you smoke a lot of pot together? Yeah, we do. Every day. Every day since we met, actually. Really? For 10 years now. And what does she have? What do you mean 10 years? You've been smoking since you were 10? For the past 10 years. Oh. So, since I was 15. Oh, well, we're not going to recommend that. And, you know, when I met Sarah when I was that age, we used to smoke together.

Hmm. And, I mean, do you two have sex? No, we don't. Not with each other. You looked a little quizzical about that. Yeah, like, why not? I mean, I just prefer men. Ah, really? Okay. Yeah. Big, strong, brood of them. I just like to grab them. Ladies are a little frail. No offense. All right. Yeah, no. And speaking of big, strong men, you have one right behind you. He has his girlfriend here, though. But, you know, he's still big and strong and a little pot. That's how they're better. Yeah. That's better when they have a girlfriend? No, when they're big and strong.

Oh, okay. Well, we're talking about cuckolding. I guess it goes the other way, too. Right. Yeah. So, hi, Chris Gore. Good to see you again. You look like you showed up to a leprechaun gangbang. I'm so excited to see you in this green outfit. Very appropriate. Greenery. Greenery. Oh, I love it. I love it. The outfit's amazing for all of you listening to this on the internet or radio. Wow. That is an amazing green outfit. Thank you for your fashion connoisseurship. So, how are you? I'm doing well. I'm here to support and hang out. I love the smell of pot.

You don't smoke it? I don't smoke it, but I will ingest it in other forms. I eat brownies, lemonade, lollipops, cookies, butter, peanut butter. There's so many ways to ingest it, right? Yeah, everyone's nodding here on the panel. Oh, yeah. And sometimes that's better for you, you know, because the smoke can be harsh on the throat and the tongue and all that, even when you use your vaporizers and stuff. I'm just not a smoker, so I don't like to smoke, but I like the smell of pot. Well, good.

I'm down with the cookies. We're going to have that in here soon. In fact, now that I've introduced all my guests, I'm just feeling like I'm on the hostess, you know? So, I have this little bitsy thing here, and then I have this. This is a beautiful bong shape, like a woman talk about a sexy bong. Look at this. This is a sex pot here, but it does mess up your lipstick is the thing about it, so I don't know. I got a jelly. And you got a joint, which is very practical. I've got some nuts. That's real little fashion kind of stuff.

I'm old-school. And you've got that, too. Wow. What a great crew. What are you smoking on? I'm going to move seats. I'm going to move over there. You're going to move over there. It permeates through my purse. Listeners at home, this smells fucking awesome. If only there were smell-o-vision. Soon enough.

Do you grow it? Not right now. Okay, well, so you know, you can just spark it up somewhere, you know? I mean, far be it from me to make you, but now we need to get some in here. Those are the best tits I've ever seen on a bong. My friend Wag got this for me. Where is he? He's around here somewhere.

Thank you, Wag. It really smells like pot already. You want to put it in a bong? Yeah, I'll put it in the lady bong. It's a good thing you like the way it smells. Well, okay, so you could have it from the little pipe.

Got a joint of Jedi OG here. Jedi OG. Is that what it's called? Because I love the names of pot. What are the best names of pot you've ever heard? Because there's so many, I mean, Pineapple Express, everyone knows that one. I mean, there's crazy strains. Cats piss, dog shit.

I like the name of Alaskan Thunderfuck. Thunderfuck? That's right. That's the greatest name for pot ever. God's pussy. You'd like that one. That one is good. So really good, Satima.

You can tell we're starting to smoke. Everyone's starting to talk at once. Okay, here we go. There's no bowl. Is there one? There's no bowl.

Oh, there's no bowl. There's no, like, there needs to be a bowl. You're right. You're right. Thank you. Wow. I'm a serious pot smoker. I see that. Where's Wag? We need the bowl. I need the correct equipment.

I can't be MacGyver-like if needed, though. Give me a Pop Cannon. A aluminum foil. Well, so we need the bowl. And an earring. I don't know where my pot prop man went.

So we're going to have to do the joint thing. And then there's the little pipe. So the little pipe is going around. That's not me. No, you're not the little pipe.

No, I would never say that. You're the big candle. So, you know, you should have something to drink with that, I think. And this is a different kind of aphrodisiac. This is a penthouse pleasure shot. Okay.

Would you like one of these? I would. I'm quite familiar with these, actually. Oh, tell us about that. Well, because I'm a penthouse pot, so I was on set before they released these.

They had them at the studio, and they wanted us to try them out to see what we thought of them. Obviously, I was there to shoot a scene, so I was... I do girl-girl, and I had known the girl. I was already excited to shoot the scene with her, but I thought, why not enhance it?

Why not? Yeah. So, you're just to shake these really good, which is kind of exciting, too. Really? Okay, let's shake them. I think I'll have one, too.

Would you like one? Do you drink energy? It's like an energy drink. Yeah, it's like a little bit of energy, and it just kind of gets you tingly. You can put it in your whiskey.

Oh, yeah? It's fairy, or cherry flavored, so it's... But we need photo ops photographers come over with the... We need photo ops of the drinking of the penthouse shot, please.

Yes. I'll drink it slowly. Yes. I know you like to... I like to take my time.

What if a dude drank those? What would happen? We have them for boys. Yeah, they have them for both, so don't you feel left out?

This is the bluest for boys. So, who else wants one? Did you want one here? We're just... Penthouse, pleasure shot.

Oh, sure. Let's try anything, right? Penthouse, pleasure shot. Sounds like the sixties to me. Welcome back.

Not that I remember them, by the way. They have some, you know, strong niacin and, you know, probably a little caffeine. Whatever it is, it works.

Yeah. And it made you really hot? Yeah, it did. Yeah, I mean, definitely...

I felt horny, so it worked. Wow. Can you open mine? Oh, yeah. You just have to...

Actually, if you just give it a good twist. Oh, look at you. You're so adept. I work out.

Give it a good twist, yeah. Yeah, you do. Strong niacin. I mean, great outfit. Can I see that outfit?

Oh, absolutely. Da-dum-dum, da-dum. Corset. Yeah, look at this body. This is, of course, a penthouse.

Yeah, of course. Very much so. Nice. Nice, right.

All right. Penthouse, shot, shot. Ooh. Yummy.

Good. Okay, last drop. It is good. All right, so...

Could you pass some of the ones down... My girlfriend wants two of them. And the good thing is you can... Is that cool?

Was her about that? Yes, I consulted by waving. She's asking. Oh, she is.

Yeah, she wants a couple of them. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

But she has to do photo ops with them. Yeah. Photo ops on the girlfriend. Come on down and grab a couple.

Come on, Mama Mary. Okay, here she goes. She's gonna down them. No, you have to have the girl version of it.

It's pink. Get her the pink version. Those are blue. Oh, you got the pink ones?

Oh, okay, that's good. Okay. All right. Here we go.

Look at this. Hi, Kim. Hi, Mary. Hi, you guys look really hot.

And all in black and very goth. And so now you're gonna down your penthouse shot. Yeah. Are you having sex?

The two of you? Or the three of you? No? A threesome?

Yeah, perhaps later. Working on it right now. Working on it. Okay.

So down. Got it. Okay. There we go.

Penthouse shots. Just turn it. That's how you do it. Okay.

Cheers. Cheers. Down the hatch. Whoa.

Oh, yeah. Look at that. Mmm. Delicious.

It's really good. It's good. Like bubble gummy. Right.

Well, yeah. It's kind of cherry. There you have it. It's called 1-800.

Mmm. So we got these hot corsets on tonight. Mmm. And you've got this sort of drapey thing on.

I'm trying to get somebody's clothes off here. Can you tell? Oh, here we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Look at that. Wow. Yeah.

Whoa. Animal. Yes. Animal bra.

Very nice. Very animal. Yeah, we've got to get some clothes off because we're going to get, we're going to talk to...

Nice ribs. Love ribs. To a senior publisher of High Times on the phone. Senior...

How old is he? He's a senior cultivation editor. But so we've got to, I think what we've got to do now is our agua shots, right? Because this is also green.

How old is High Times? My God, I remember that when I started publishing in 71. Thirty five years old? Yeah, yeah, right.

Okay. Got the bowl. We got one. We have a bowl.

Woohoo. Got you. Didn't our founding fathers smoke marijuana? Is there water in there?

Our founding fathers did. Hey, it was required of you to grow hemp in America. Yeah, of course they did, yeah. When it originated, yeah.

They certainly grew it, and if you grew it, I would imagine you smoked it just like the tobacco. I mean, George Washington grew it. Look at you.

I mean, they made the Declaration of Independence on hemp paper. Right. And it's replenishable hemp. There are a lot of things.

You know, like, not like forest. They boiled the clothing. There's so many different things. My mic could probably be made of hemp.

And it would be better, I'm sure. Everything is better made of hemp, really. I mean, hemp seeds, you know, I mean, right? Absolutely.

I bet you you could make hair like that. You could replace clothing. You could replace building materials. Hemp dildos.

Hemp dildos. I'd like to get my own clothing, too. Yeah. Just replace it totally.

Absolutely. All right. How are you doing with your hemp? We're almost there.

Yeah. It's in process. Okay. All right.

Well, so you've got your hemp in process. Now, we also have another favorite sort of aphrodisiac here. Well, it is an aphrodisiac. We use all the aphrodisiacs.

And that is our Agua cocolife liqueur. So where is my lovely producer, Teja, right here, and her green skirt and the salt? Okay.

We have the salt ritual that we do, which is that you take the sacred lime salt and you powder up a body part of somebody, you know. And then you lick it up.

And then you take your shot. All right. Are you a game? I'm ready.

Yeah. All right, Miss Intergalactic High Times, then you're ready to go first. And we usually choose, I mean, you can choose

any body part you want, really. I already know. Okay. I was going to make suggestions.

God, I hope it's her tits. Well, I was going to choose her cleavage. Yes. Oh, yeah.

It's the corset. Yeah. It's just waiting. I knew I wore this for a reason.

Right. But it would be so much easier to access it if she... Should I just take this off? Yes.

Yeah, that's a good idea. Why not? Keep going. There's a lot of...

Actually, I might need some help. There's quite a few classes on that. What can I do? Anybody in...

There we go. Okay. Miss Intergalactic High Times. It's way harder if she does it.

I agree with everyone here. Yeah. I just want to remind High Times they signed me up for this. Yes, they did.

Yeah, you have nothing... You're working. You're working. You have nothing to do with this.

I tweet all the time about how I love my job, so here's another example of that. Definitely. Here she goes, Miss Penthouse Pet MJ. Oh, my goodness.

Lord. Oh, beautiful. Wow. Really nice.

How do we make a bong out of those? Well, that's something that should be discovered, but we can't use them for intoxicants. It's just... This is the Agua Salt Ritual.

All right. Okay. Actually, you should lick first to make it wet, and then you powder it up, and then you lick up the salt.

Go back to the first part. I'm writing this down. Lick first. What?

Do you need any help licking? Okay. She's licking. She's licking right up the center.

Ooh. Nice. I like the way it's just flowing down in your cleavage like a pendant. And if you're watching this on TV, it's not coke.

Cheers. It's lime salt. It is. We have enough drugs here today.

Right. We do have plenty of drugs, but no cocaine, okay? I like it. I'm gonna need to bring some with us everywhere.

It does look like that. All right. Now it's your turn. My turn.

Absolutely. Wow. I could only return the favor, but I think since... Return the favor quickly.

I like that idea. Well, how about I go from your thigh though, because since you have like some of your necklaces and... Yeah, I feel this is quite a sexy area.

Can we possibly lose the dress? Not gonna happen. Wow. That's quite a dress.

Okay. All right. It's okay. We've got...

We've got my boobs out for now, so that's good. That's true. We'll be happy with that for a little while. For a little while.

Then we'll go crazy. All right. Okay. So now we're gonna go up the leg, right?

Is that what we're doing? Move. Is this a panty shot? For panty boy.

You don't want to smear your reputation at high times, you know, because the prestige of that... Right. It's about pot and sex, you know.

It was at one time about cocaine. I remember those days. Right. Yeah, yeah.

Well, they could get into the agua salt now, you know, because there's something about, you know, that white powder. Anyway. I like the agua salt.

It's good. It's quite tasty from the inner thigh. Quite tasty from the inner thigh. Yes.

Nice. Nice and soft. All right then. Well, you too have had, I think, all the drugs we have in the place

at this point. So, you know... Moving on. As usual, right along here.

Don't move on. Keep going. We're just getting started. Yeah.

So... Seriously, at that end, like, you guys are just getting to know each other. It's true.

Let's see where it goes. Let's see where it goes. The dress isn't coming off. Yeah.

We'll see what happens. We'll see what happens. Yeah, yeah. We're patient.

She is drinking whiskey. Right. We're all stoned. I think Dr. Suzy sets the trend because you're not

wearing a dress at all. No, exactly. Yeah. You're an example, a shining example for all of us.

Green panties. Are you wearing panties? Today I am. Usually.

Usually I don't. But it was really cold, so I put on as many layers as possible. I see.

Well, can we see them? Yes, you can. Okay. She's got on this.

They're very tiny, so. Tiny. That's a good thing. Tiny.

Yes. She's got on a little... Oh, yes. A little tiny thigh.

Oh, yeah. Those are tiny. Black thong. Look at that.

Nice. Whoa. But, oh, yes. Very tiny.

Penthouse material. Very tiny. Very tiny. Wow.

Wow. Gee whiz. Nice cheeks. Wow.

Shucks. Well then. I don't know, Chris. Oh, God.

I want to turn those panties. One side of the key line. I want to turn those panties into a glazed donut. That's all I'm saying.

I want to turn that ass into a surface for lime aguasol. Right? That's a good thing to do, right?

Whenever you're ready, right? It's got to be assertive for the aguasol. I mean, okay. And that's...

Kira was thinking along the same line. Yeah, I think that's where I'm going to go. Yeah. Well, let me get that ready for you.

Here we go. Here goes this nice, rounded bottom. That's okay. Wait, wait.

I think for your shot, you have to take your bra off. Let the girls free. Oh, my God. Why are you not running for president, Dr. Cindy?

These are the best. Wow. Whoa. Oh, my God.

Fuck Rick Perry. The guy's a douche. You have the best platform. I support everything you've said.

All right. And legalize marijuana everywhere. That's right. I love all these things.

Wow. Okay. Look at that nice hill of... Now it's going to be a snowy hill.

Look at that. It's not cocaine. Okay. We've been accused more than a few times.

In fact, they called the police somebody that was freaking out. Somebody did and the police says, oh, we know them. This is the aguasol. It's okay.

Suddenly I want cinnamon buns. I don't know why. Suddenly. Okay.

So we are licking up a storm. I think we have a caller on line one. Do we have... I don't know.

Do we have... Who is our... Rick Kuzyk? Is he on...

I think so. Is that Rick? I believe so. Or no, that's Angel.

We want to talk to Angel too. But I think... Is Rick on the line? Do we want to talk to Rick from high times?

There's only one person on the line. Where is Rick? Is he on the line? Tasia is walking back and forth.

Why don't you call him? I did. You did. You spoke with him five minutes ago?

You spoke with him. Okay. So call him back. Okay.

So we'll say hi to Angel in the meantime and then just come over and let us know when Rick's there. Hey, Angel. Sure.

I miss you. I love you so much. Aww. And Susie.

Yes. I miss you so much. Aww. My hand is so crazy.

It is so... So very... Poor Casanova. I miss you so much every day.

I do. I can imagine. I can imagine. But you must be able to just seduce all those people.

But you must be able to just seduce all those people. Hot little Kansas Dorothy's out there. You know, just waiting for a tornado. I do.

I do on a pretty regular basis. You do. Good. Yes.

Yes, I do. But I miss my friends. I miss watching fireworks from the rooftops on July 4th from Los Angeles. I miss it all.

Aww. But I do my best to carry your message out to these people in the midway. Yeah. Carry my message.

The Bonobos way of peace through pleasure. Yes. It is... It is getting where it needs to be.

I promise. I do very much. Good. Well, Bonobos and our subject tonight definitely go together.

It's all about living the organic life and saving our planet and saving the Bonobos and saving the rainforest and smoking weed. Yeah. Yeah.

And your girl is here. What is your relationship anyway? I don't quite get that. She's married.

Are you the one she cuckolds her husband with? Oh, excuse me. I don't think I'm supposed to say that. No, that's exactly the situation it was.

Oh. Last time you were on your show, I was with my wife at the time. You have a gorgeous wife. Thank you.

Well, you had her anyway. Yeah. She's gone now. What do you mean she's gone?

She left or deceased or what? No, I think she left. Oh, she left. He's with another gorgeous girl though.

He's always with gorgeous girls. She's beautiful inside. Well, when does one say? When one is named Casanova.

Yeah. All right. So do you have a question for all my hot ladies here? Or a statement?

I just think it's been so long since we saw a movie. I just wanted to like say hi to everybody. Hi. Hi.

Hi is the word. Hi times. Okay. And just actually, I'm in the middle of a set tonight of DJing

for one of the biggest Midwest swingers parties. Oh. Are people having sex? Yes.

At this very moment, actually, in the hotel room. What are you guys doing? Smoking corn cobs out there? I'm sorry.

I just... Never mind. No, it's okay. No, it's okay.

Are you doing good? Are you smoking some pot? Absolutely. Absolutely.

Well, good. And they're corn cobs. I guess it's too easy a question to ask you if it's an aphrodisiac for you.

If pot is an aphrodisiac for me? Because the wind blowing is an aphrodisiac for you. That's why you're asking if there is a electricity force for me. Absolutely.

It's poppy till the end. Awesome. Well, I hope you have some sex tonight and you know, you get a little high

and you ease your pain, the pain of being in Kansas. I think that should be something you can get a medical marijuana license for. Just the pain of being, you know, stuck in Kansas. The Midwest.

When you're a California boy, you know, in coastal harm. The fact of the matter is, like, you can't ever, like... You can't ever resign yourself to the slainness of the place that you are. If you are in a place, then...

and if you're not living up to your expectations, then it's your responsibility to step up and make it a better place. That's right. And I think, Susie, that's one of the things that you've done your whole life.

Like, you've made your life about that. And... Try to step up. Right now, I'm stepping around and there's feedback wherever I step.

So, you know, thank you so much, Casanova. And we're going to bring back Bonobo Way. And I appreciate you bringing my message out to the heartland, because, as Mao Tse-Tung said,

the revolution is in the heartland. Yeah, baby. All those perverts of Kansas come out here and we get blamed. All right.

Well, I'm going to go and... All right. You go. I'm going to smoke some pot and have some sex.

All right. I've got Rick. And we have... I love you, baby.

Yeah, you take care. I love you. What line is Rick on? Rick.

I don't know what line is on. Okay, here we go. Okay, we're going to try a line. Hello, Rick.

Are you there, Rick? I am here. Rick, I love you! Hey, what's happening?

Well, we've got half-maked guests here. That's where we're at. Not me. Don't worry.

I've been watching you on video three for about 15 minutes. Really? Oh. All the phoneers I've done, all the phone interviews I've done, this is the one I wish I was there.

I bet you did. Yeah. Yeah, I bet. You know, this is an experience.

We like to have a full radio experience, body, mind, and soul. So, we all have our cards. We're all card-carrying smokers and tokers. Right.

We're all sick. I don't have a card. I just tried to spoke to you. Really?

Wow. Such a novel concept. Well, okay. And you're the senior cultivation editor.

No, I'm not. Oh, sorry. Before I am the associate publisher of High Times, I worked the co-editor for a couple of years.

And the only thing I know how to grow is an erection. Oh. And that's with the number one natural aphrodisiac in the world, which is marijuana. Well, yes, it is.

And you know, we've been talking about that, how marijuana is an aphrodisiac. I mean, it's one of the only genuine aphrodisiacs. And, you know, we have also got some liquor here, so that's another one. Right.

And you got this book out now I should promote for a minute before I forget about it. Because, of course, I'm getting stoned, right? High Times Pot Smokers Activity Book. Okay.

After you've had sex, I guess, you've smoked some pot and you've had sex. And then you want to play stoner crossword puzzles and sing these songs, you know, and look at pictures of pot like centerfolds in penthouse, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We've been putting out a number of books, not the latest one. Uh-huh. Definitely. It's a lot of fun.

It was made by our good friend Natasha Moon. She's awesome. She likes the queen girl. Uh-huh.

How long has High Times been around? Uh, since 1974, 37 years. 1974? Boy, he's been publishing longer than you, huh?

No, no, no, no. I actually read out loud the first issue of High Times. We were sitting smoking a ball with me and my boys back in, just out of high school. And they walked in the room and said, hey, look what I got.

Are you one of the original publishers? Yeah. Wow, really? All right.

Yeah, I used to publish the LA Star out here. The LA Star, I remember that. Yeah, that's right. There you go.

A long time ago. Okay. You guys can talk old revolutionary talk now. Old guys.

I thought it was talking new revolution. Yeah, right. You're in the Heartland, right? Yeah.

Yeah, the revolution's always in the Heartland. And more and more of the Heartland is legalizing, I guess. How much of America is legalized now? Well, none actually.

However, it looks like Massachusetts is really the next one to step up. Okay. It's in California. But I just heard today, New Pulse is 60% of the people in Massachusetts

are ready for legalization. So that's where the next big push is going to go. Really? Right now it's only California?

Well, California has medical state, medical laws. But I'm going to talk about legalization itself. Oh, okay. Legalization, yeah.

15 states have medical laws. 15 states. Right. Well, that's kind of, I mean, that's on the way to legalization.

I consider that to be, you know, legal. It's somewhat legal. No, it's a stepping stone to legalization. And, you know, we're trying it out with the medical

and we're showing people that the world doesn't come to an end when you make no one available. And legalization is no longer a question of how we're going to legalize the question.

I mean, no longer a question of if we're going to legalize or how, but what it's going to look like. And what about Colorado? What's going on out there?

Colorado is rocking right now. Really? Colorado, yeah, has a great, great medical program going on. It's highly regulated, which hurts a lot of people.

But that makes it bulletproof in a lot of ways. Now, I heard that a lot of the banks were trying to close the accounts of marijuana growers or something. Yeah, that's one of the tactics that you use

to take away the funds. That's correct. Yeah, take away the funds. Absolutely.

That's always the way. That's what's going on now. No sponsors. Okay, let them try it.

This is a hundred million Americans have tried marijuana at least once in their life. And how often do you smoke? Every year.

How often do you smoke? Well, now, there's an interesting question. I smoke for 39 years. I wake up and do five bomb hits with my coffee every morning.

Five bomb hits with your coffee? Yeah, wait a minute. That's hardcore. Yeah, you betcha.

That was the way to go. But then two years ago, my daughter turned 12 and she knew what her dad did. So I said, here's the deal.

12 was a little young, 13, some boy, and it will be a boy. It's going to want to turn you on to reading for the next year or two.

And my strong preference is that you wait a little while. You know, I don't want to drive the car now either, you know? So I said, here's the deal. I won't smoke marijuana as long as you don't smoke marijuana.

And that was two years ago and I haven't smoked in two years. But I'm waiting. Okay, you are. You're going to start smoking when you let her smoke

or something like that? You got some deal going? You know, I mean, I'm not... Let me ask you.

Is she drinking coffee? Yes. You know, they're number one... That's the number one recreational drug in the world.

Is she taking Ritalin? I pray God no. Well, yeah, I mean, there's so much of America... So much of America is on just drugs,

is on, you know, antidepressants and various relaxers. So if the drugs take things away, they take away from you.

You talk about cocaine. If it takes away, I've done a lot of cocaine and all of it takes ultimately from me. You should try lime salt.

Are you going to do some lime salt? Alison? It's Ali's turn. Yeah, really?

You gotta do it. I don't know. Everyone's doing it. You gotta do it.

It's really good. You gotta do it. Oh, yeah? Well, you want some of the agla, don't you?

I have a serious question for our caller. No, wait a minute. Where did the on-go-go go? Yes.

Dr. Sidney has a question. I have a serious question for our caller. What does this have to do with tits or vagina? That's my serious question.

Pa? My serious answer is what doesn't have to do with tits. Thank you. I appreciate that, sir.

Thank you. It is a natural aphrodisiac, you know. Absolutely. From my taking it, speaking as a 57-year-old man,

it beat the shit out of my agla. I'll tell you that right now. So it relaxes you and makes you hard? Oh, yeah.

And it arouses you. Marijuana is a sensual enhancement. It makes me feel better. It slows you down.

And it makes steps better. It makes me feel better. Marijuana is the thing to do. Yeah.

And it sort of makes you just appreciate everything more. Absolutely. You know, less of a critic, less of a critic. It turns off the critic voice.

For most people, for some people, every once in a while you meet somebody who gets the opposite reaction. They get paranoid and they get scared

and more critical and all messed up. Well, it's not for everybody. You know, I mean, a lot of things are not for everybody. You know, I don't drink, for instance.

You know, for everybody. But marijuana certainly is for more people than it's currently using. I'll tell you that.

A lot of people can chill with marijuana. And because it's illegal, you know, they're unwilling to try it. Our hope is that with legalization,

more people will discover it. It's magical. I just have to put a call out to Tasia. Where did my big bottle of agua go?

You know, I got to say something. You got Sarah Newton there tonight. We do. She is the greatest in this high time

in the history of this high time. Yeah? Let's give it up for her right now. Everyone.

Nice. Yeah. We're having fun with Sarah. She is awesome.

She's a friend of mine. Hi, Sarah. I'm looking after there. Hi.

Do you have it on her contract that she can't take her dress off? Well, you know, I knew that. That girl, that girl has a lot of,

she's very self-contained. I mean, she has all these beautiful bikini shots of herself all over the internet.

I do. Yeah. We have a bikini shot of you on our site.

Really? Yeah. You're, you're like sitting in a, in a lotus position.

Oh yeah. In Jamaica. In Jamaica. Right?

In a cave. Right? With a little tiny bikini and lots of cleavage.

Mm-hmm. You know, so. I'm with you, Dr. Suzy. I love everything about her,

except for the fact that she wants to keep her clothes on. concerns me. I'm really.

I like that. Dr. Suzy, speak easy. You know, you should, yeah.

Well, I have a question about, about marijuana enthusiasts. I've always wanted to ask this.

Yes. I love beer, yet I don't have beer, t-shirts, beer,

belt buckles, beer, key chain. Beer is legal.

Yeah. What is it about marijuana that there's so many marijuana paraphernalia collectibles?

I'm not even talking about bongs, I'm just like, stuff you can buy

related to marijuana. Because marijuana uses such a taboo. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Because it's illegal. It's something that's worth being proud of.

If it were legal, it wouldn't be that big of a deal. Yeah. I agree with that.

You know what? That's the smart answer. That's the joke on the other man. That explains it.

That explains it. But I think it's it's illegal technically. I think it's also more

versatile than beer. Right. Although there's some guys that collect beer mugs,

right? You know, and shot glass. Bottled tabs.

But there's so much marijuana like merchandise. There's a lot of marijuana merch.

There's so many ways there's so many ways to ingest it. You explained it.

Yeah. It's illegal and it's cool. It's like a secret code. Yeah.

I'm into marijuana. Exactly. It's a subtle way to let people know

that you're into the culture also. Exactly. Even if you're

to look like the type to do it. To wear a marijuana shirt.

Or like a tie-dye shirt. You know. When you meet someone that doesn't smoke,

it's weird. she, Dr. Suzy shaved her vagina into a marijuana leaf.

You can see. She pulls it down. Pull it down and show everybody

right now. Let's go. Dr. Suzy. Everyone.

That is the coolest furry marijuana leaf I've ever seen. Well,

it is green. Oh, that's the best kind of green. Green.

Green. Green. So, yeah, I mean,

there's lots of paraphernalia. Just like there is for sex. You know,

because there's so many ways to do it. That's what I think. I mean,

I'm sort of over the coolness of it. And I have paraphernalia,

just limited paraphernalia, but you know, you want to have your vaporizer

for when you feel like you've got to be better to your lungs and then

you've got to have your little pipe for emergencies and, you know.

Travel. Options. Travel options you want to join,

I guess, or one of those things that looks like a cigarette. And,

I mean, there's got to be lots of options, I think,

because there's so many ways to do it. And then, like yourself,

you know, in the brownies or in the, one of my favorites

is the suckers. I like those, too. You get to do a lot of licking

that way. You know, keep talking. Marijuana makes you

what? Playful. Playful? What do you mean?

Playful. Playful. Right. And I think that that's

the marijuana, the paraphernalia of marijuana has been coming in the suckers.

Is that they both want to make you playful? They do. Keep the child alive.

I can barely hear him. Is he jumping off while he's talking? He doesn't have

a sound. He's sort of fading a little bit here. The only time

I get, the only time I get paranoia with marijuana

is when I'm driving around with my marijuana shirt and the cops stop me.

Right. And they go, I think I smell something. Yeah,

I just farted. I'm sorry. Well, so,

is your, are you married? No, I'm single at the moment.

Oh, you're single? I see. Pass them all. Uh-huh.

Mmm. Well, when you start smoking pot,

you'll probably get married again. Yeah, you know,

I, I thought there would be more sex involved with being the

associate publisher of High Times. No, there's no,

there's no groupies. Yeah, you would think, you know.

Well, but you gotta miss intergalactic High Times

that won't even take her dress off, so. Well,

yeah. How about the that woman in the princess?

You know, I'm dead serious. Mmm. Hey, Rick,

you just gotta take charge. There's a lot of groupies at those cannabis cups, believe me.

I know, I know. You know. Right,

and if you have that fine herb, you know, I mean.

Rick's a good-looking guy, you know. That is the way, it's,

it's not just an aphrodisiac, it's sort of a, a,

it's like sex for meat, you know, is an old anthropological

sort of term, and sex for pot is, I think, more likely,

you know, you're more likely to get laid offering a woman

a joint than a steak. You know. So true. You don't even get dinner

these days, it sucks. So, you know,

you're just not taking advantage. Yeah, you know, I'm trying to,

I'm trying to, it's a lot more friendly than I come to say. So you should have

an aphrodisiac column in here. Do you have that? You know,

it's funny, they have had aphrodisiac columns in high times.

When I was the editor a couple of years ago, I was the, the guy who

restored girls to the cover of High Times. We had

sex columns in there for a while. But now, I've,

I've been gone. You know, I'm very sex positive guy and

there's a lot of people who want to stick to the weed,

stick to the weed. You have these center folds that are so sensuous. I mean,

it's like somebody would want to have sex with these things or something.

Or jerk off to it. Yeah, I don't know. You think some people

are jerking off to the center folds? Yes. Yes.

Yeah. Absolutely. That's a sticky butt. We're gilling off, you know.

So my husband is actually a prince of Prague and Duke of Melnick

and I understand that Czech Republic is the next Amsterdam.

Is that true? Yeah. That's the truth. It's very funny right now

and they have a history of being a good and wet live

and at least in the last 20 years they came out with

their iron curtain. And you tell everybody when they go over there to drink the luck

of its beer. Just want to deal with it. there it is.

No, but yeah, Europe is very funny too.

It's as a whole and I think there's

a lot of problems but money go down there. I think the marijuana will continue

to be a solution to them. You know, that's the other thing too. Marijuana can generate

a lot of income for people. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well maybe Nevada. I mean that's in

capital, maybe they'll make it legal for...

Yeah, yeah, Nevada is funny. When I first started going to Las Vegas

15 years ago there was no weed in Las Vegas

and inside of two or three years it changed overnight and

now there's a healthy culture there. So yeah, all across the country

you know, it keeps popping up all over the place. Sprouting,

budding, We don't even know you had 5 million people smoke it every day

in the United States. Wow. That's the number. All right,

well keep on smoking and token. Well you're not even smoking or token

but you're... I'll be back in again, you watch.

Uh-huh. Okay. Good. Well you're certainly

corrupting everybody out there and we appreciate that. I'm doing my best.

Thank you for that. Okay, thank you for sticking with it

for all these years. We really appreciate people who have been around.

Deal people. Okay, we have our Agua back now.

We're into green things tonight. Okay, Rick. Thank you.

Thank you very much. Thank you so much. Congratulations, high times

on, well, you know, smoking since

1974. Helen wants to tell us something. Thanks, Chris.

Talk to you soon. Bye, Vic. Whoa. Whoa,

why are we getting this Why are we getting this feedback? Probably my hits.

Okay. We might be high, that's not feedback. I was born

on 420, so I'm going to deem this

my official related birthday show. Absolutely. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday. See, some of us are children of pot.

I love it. Your parents were probably stoned, I'm sure.

So, a lot of people's parents were stoned when they were conceived.

I don't know. Oh, my dad was for sure. Oh, my god, yes.

Yeah, so you're a baby of pot. Yeah,

my mom, she's not a big pot smoker. She's like, I don't get it.

You just get hungry and tired. Oh, she's one of those. She's one of those.

Yeah, but my dad and I were, you know, actually everyone else,

my sister smokes, both my sister smokes, so, yeah, we're just a pot

smoking family. It's like my family. My mom's the same though. Like,

I'll bring in the bong and I'll be like, mom, this is the last bowl

in the whole house and she'll be like, well, I mean,

just like, put it down and go away. I don't I don't smoke

and then I'll leave and I'll hear her Oh really? Snake smoking.

Oh wait, I'm, oh shit, I'm not supposed to

say that out loud. Right, that's a secret. High times everyone

knows who your mom is. This is why you don't drink on a television or radio.

Sorry mom. I didn't mean it. Maybe this means we can get a dress off.

We've got leverage. We do. Yeah. Yes.

Right. Right. Well, well,

what do we have here? Let's see. Panties. Panties.

Let's see. Melissa and, okay. Well,

Malina, no, you have on these pretty panties. I do.

Would you like to trade them for our panties? What? Yes.

I would. Okay. I've been waiting for you to ask me that.

Okay. I just sort of came up with that. It's so amazing.

Come on up here. Okay. Yes. Let's see.

We have a panty basket here. Are they panties? We also have a game called Stoner City.

How about the microphone there? Yes. And we have the microphone here.

Can you help me with the mic, Tony? This mic, you should just take it off

and let her have it. Whoa. Look at Ms. Penthouse.

Hello. Pet, Melissa, Jacob,

Sam. I've been sitting on my butt. Yeah. I've got marks on my butt now.

Look at her. She's so beautiful. Oh, thank you. Yes.

And look at these shoes. Come on up here. Oh, I've got my sexy shoes on too.

You too. These are your sexy shoes. Yes. And they're strap,

strap, strapped all around. I was feeling a little gaudy. Really nice.

Yes. And you look very gnaughty and nice. It is the season.

So, let's see here. We have a panty basket here.

So you can those are, those are emergency panties. I like this.

I wish I had one of these at home. Yeah. Kind of fun. Oh, I like this.

There's polka dots. Yeah. These are really cute. Aren't they cute?

They are. I'm going to put these on. I think that's a good choice. They're super cute.

What was that? Someone's at the door. Oh, someone's at the door.

We're hearing all kinds of voices because we're stoned. Okay. Now,

here she is. Melissa Jacobs, Penthouse Pet and

Card Carrying Stoner, Strip T's in a way. Do we want to have a little music? Do you want to come out of

a little music, please? Ow! Yeah. That's one.

I don't think the music is working. Master control. Banana,

banana, banana, banana, banana,

banana, banana, banana, banana,

banana, banana banana, banana,

banana, banana, banana, banana,

banana, banana. Well, It's'Dob lattice.

They look like by Decathlon. What's that for? that's

a named changing music I can't believe I'm clapping for putting clothes on that's the worst I mean no it's a good thing but made it look so amazing putting clothes on but yes that was awesome well I learned that when I was a kid anything I did and

people clap when you do something good so it kind of works as an adult to carry through to your adulthood as long as you clap it's sort of like it's positive reinforced I'm like yeah what else can you make us clap for let's see well we have a bunch of toys in there hmm all kinds of toys would you like to trade

panties we have screaming oh screaming oh pocket vibrator yeah yeah see here we go here's a pocket rocket we have a motto here it's drop pocket rockets not Patriot I'm gonna need a little more vibration than that more vibration okay if that's you that's it this is fun but you need a condom there Susan I need a

oh there's my friend hello friend hi where have you been I think she needs I I would say I don't know I don't want to make you but would like another hit here we go this is why the joint is delicious that's fire oh gee kush oh yeah does deliver organic the goddess does deliver who likes the

secondhand smoke this guy right thank you very much I enjoy this so here she is penthouse pet stoner and and vibrator connoisseur connoisseur Hitachi yes I do love Hattachi they're my favorite I have a model just like this at home it is that's the perfect vibration and are you comfortable yes I'm gonna

move my panties to the side for easy access oh yeah we could just take them off for this part why not yes I support this platform yes I do too this is the block party platform this is a good it's the block party and and this smoking marijuana lead to masturbation definitely you know some kind of sex any studies

right from personal experience yes yes Tasia will hold your microphone would you hold this as well yes please hold it yeah here we go okay here we go what are we what's going on here hmm what a pretty pussy you have thank you just beautiful look at that triangle it

almost looks like a marijuana lead it's an arrow it's an arrow to lead you in the right direction looks like a cursor on my Mac yep right there right there that's the right if you're listening out there what is going on is someone is masturbating under bed yeah penthouse actually masturbating on the bed yeah keep it there

there yeah that's the hi-setting I can work I'm gonna squirt if you keep it up yes oh my god okay all right get the squirt rug okay I don't know where it is I should give warning get it out right on the edge

how far does it squirt move your cameras back get a towel get it out here we go thank you thank you yeah I think I actually did squirt the first time when I was like you know just really stoned and masturbating at home and I was like oh yes there are real real squirters out there oh yeah I'm so good everybody

saying it's staged when it's on film you know they think it's fake but not all of us are fakers oh no we've had quite a few here yeah but that was certainly a wonderful example I mean it was so spontaneous like we've had the opposite where people tell us they can squirt and then they go you know and it's your

waiting and you know it's one of those things that you can't predict all the time yeah for me I mean honestly I know my my spot and and that's why I was saying I'm gonna squirt if you keep it there because I can feel it getting so intense and right there so I know it's like look I was gonna be a mess I'm just

warning you know your body I do that's why I do what I do without cuz I want other people to explore and if I can help them be more free and you know see me doing it and maybe want to try it at home I why not you're an example you're an inspiration thank you totally an inspiration and I mean Hitachi sales

have gone up now no it's funny and the sex drink I did actually okay that's attributed to everything now extreme shot the of course the marijuana yes I had tequila which right there yeah and I love the line of a lady that's it right off a thought in their thighs just relaxing I mean did you have to teach

yourself that or did it happen naturally the first well naturally the first time because I was just kind of it just happened and I didn't know masturbating or having sex masturbating with with the Hitachi yes yes and I was as my friend likes to say mr. Hitachi nothing in turn I'm more of a vibration girl I'm more

of a clit stimulated girl just a hot girl I do I do I'm very and you like it very kind of hard pressure you don't play with it too much yeah no I don't really move it around once I got it in the zone it's kind of there yeah I know the spot and I'm like ready I mean I tend to like to put it above the

yeah yeah it's there's kind yeah yeah I I mean sometimes if it if I'm not in the right mindset it might take me a man might move it around a little bit and stuff but yeah so what about you miss intergalactic high time do you do you do you have you ever used a Hitachi not a Hitachi no no let's make this happen

there we go yeah just like to feel it on your hand it's the bomb of vibrators let's go we're gonna we're gonna take the condom off or unless you want us to leave it on now so you could feel it on your hand would you like to do that sure yes okay well I'm open to a new vibrator you know let's let's have it on you stay yeah you

want to grab those towels out of the way so let's see so well you want to come up in the instructions it does say that is a body massager so it can be used in your body and then go from there no no it doesn't give any of the attachments for the touchy you know they make yeah the attachments are a little like too much

it's like French ticklers who wears those I mean not me French all right I can't believe I have a Hitachi virgin who's just gonna feel it with her hand have do you like Hitachi okay there was a little hesitation or maybe it was like oh you don't own one well you're gonna have to try one in fact well you should try one

just on your hand I don't want you to do any more actually I would feel responsible so I'm only gonna let you do I times will come right after you that's right that's right Allison's never had taught you die there two Hitachi virgins I don't know what well I thought she was like a computer or

something yeah I didn't make computers too I think yeah I think the two of them should go up there right now and they should right right now they should have it they can touch it with their hand but then maybe their hand might touch somewhere else just never know you never know what might happen we're starting with

the hand start with the hand we could move from there which is what she's going this way okay I thought she was now I scared her with that okay here she's going okay come on all right all right so now yeah yeah I mean yeah you sit next to the naked girl that's right there's yeah if there's a what spot that's from

yeah so can you pull I mean you don't want to touch it with the con want no no take this off so this is just you're not gonna insert it or rub it against your genitalia or try to anything like too many clothes on right now too many clothes okay so now now make it man show that's good make it anytime yeah Chris

that let's give him a little music now yeah keep it oh yeah this is not this is hot okay okay microphone can you hold the mic first that's a vibrator wow that's a stoner that's like 10 times stronger than my now this now attach the hand to

somewhere else right doesn't that make sense wait don't you touch the hand attach her hand somewhere where she would like it where it be more interesting than just you are so clever yes like forget like a hand to take her dress off yeah I think that the feeling of the hand now how about this how about right on your leg would

you like to feel it on your leg all right the leg is a gateway drug that's what we heard in the audience here I think it was Mary that was Mary forest said that the leg is a gateway it could be it could be or you could stop with the leg tweet that you could stop with the leg here I should have done more research on this

show I see how it works just try this vibrator on your hand all right all right I'm gonna give you a break now you'll get jealous your girlfriend Allison okay here we go oh yeah you have a penthouse pet holding your microphone okay you have a Hitachi magic wand right here now you have you are

Hitachi steps okay virgin are you this is my first time that's what you mean but maybe let's try it on the back on the back of your hand I think that's a little weird I don't know but okay okay whatever you like is Hitachi paying us for this okay pretty good no they should yeah they should darn darn right they should what

do you think and then I think I've been missing out on my right see my life pretty much want to try the leg here we go how's that totally closed up the way this is just wrong to do to men though they'll never compare well it's a different thing it's like different strains

of pot you know it's just because you do one doesn't mean you don't want to do another was that Alaskan strain of what was it yeah it's the Alaskan thunderfuck of dildos go for it anyway you can use it with a man it's not like it's something that you put inside it's something you

put on the outside so while he's inside you could put it on the outside just in case you want to wake up little miss compensate perhaps what he's missing out you know this is this is an it's an old thing it's not ancient exactly because it's a vibrator so but they were using it in the Victorian times it would be

doctors that would use this sort of thing to cure hysteria I've never heard that before well but I can see you can just imagine when these young girls I mean usually quite young would marry these older guys that they weren't all that excited about and they're just expected to just baby basically be baby makers and

be very respectable and they're not having orgasms and they're going hysterical and then they go to the doctor's office right and you know uses the vibrator and they are you know or perhaps marijuana and actually they used to do marijuana in in Victorian times it was good for feminine cramps right

you want to talk about that for menstrual cramps what are you talking about marijuana you're all so high so many things right now okay look at lovely Kira on the other side blowing bubbles I like that blow some more bubbles Kira that's nice that's beautiful yeah oh these are marijuana bubbles right we

should get her up here alright so you're gonna have to play with the Hitachi now I think you should let somebody else blow bubbles how about if one of you blows bubbles right you want to blow bubbles yeah yeah somebody else could you guys can go on the microphone so let me ask you ready to take your

dress off yeah you can stand up but I have a question okay now you're a doctor I'm a brain surgeon actually now this is a powerful machine right yes it is now after so much use I mean would that cause any kind of damage to or would it make it hard to get an orgasm from just a guy you can get

addicted to it just like you can get addicted to anything good in life but you could damage the Hitachi after a long time you can become you can become dick you know damage yeah yeah that well if your Hitachi is damaged then you should check yourself out I think but but you know no it's not going to sort

of create calluses on the clitoris but it does create this dependency but I think it's more of a psychological than physical dependency you just get used to this well it's it's a combination and it gets you very close to orgasm very quickly so you know people are in a hurry right so they they like to use it but

if you want to break your addiction to Hitachi just put away your Hitachi and force yourself to take longer and you will break your addiction to it okay and smoke a little pot and it'll help you know and maybe you'll break okay and now you're gonna blow bubbles oh pot bubbles oh okay this is cute okay now how do I

do this one oh this is the the body okay the lady somebody like this for me or do I like this you'll light it for me miss intergalactic is lighting it for me okay actually what we said in back in Nepal when I used to smoke Nepali temple balls and back in Afghanistan when I spoke smoked black Afghani fresh from the

field we used to say boom Shiva Shambhala okay boom Shiva Shabali bubbles okay what we're doing here if you're listening to the show is we're smoking marijuana from a bomb with tits and also bubbles miss intergalactic is the she's the most amazing woman in turquoise very rare she's very you don't see a lot of women

look amazing in turquoise that's a hard call to pull off we can see your panties now you might as well show us anyway bubbles okay she's never coming on the show again I know oh hey here you are she might come later tonight we'll see whoa whoa whoa I was gonna give you the Hitachi and I need to give you well I don't

know are you gonna just you're an experienced Hitachi player right who was that running across the stage okay here here we go hold the microphone I've actually only used the Hitachi twice only twice and it was used on me in a party at a party at a party okay kind of party dude at a party so orgy yeah

wow okay well would you would you like to try it again with those great shoes wow yeah yeah I mean we're getting close to the end of the show so you could be like the climax yeah huh I mean we we're about to do a Hitachi thing here matter producer okay can you get us a condom right okay I'll hold it I'll

either well somebody else will hold the microphone and I'll hold it up here here we go we're gonna do a Hitachi thing here okay so you've got panties on wait I yeah put it on here the condom is going on okay here we go yeah it's good because when I do it all this is caused by marijuana smoking alright so now wait

let me get this thing off of here thanks to marijuana smoking yes this is absolutely an Agua a little bit of Agua okay now you have on black panties would you would you like to model those or keep those on or want to take them off actually I should get on this side of you because the Hitachi is connected to

this side so this works yeah okay here we go and would you like to keep your panties on or off did you did you do some little design for us that you would like to share or do you feel like you know your your don't speak sign language you can speak and also you're on your side we can share that you know you

can talk about this is a show you can talk about everything it's a show about sex yeah okay that's why I have to keep them on but I'm right extra horny so your extra extra horny absolutely okay so I'm gonna get up here a little bit okay so you've only you guys blow bubbles over there okay really no yeah it's just your

job don't look this way smoke bubbles okay you guys blow smoke bubbles would you like to open up a little bit yeah okay here here we go this is on it's is on the medium or the actually the love am I a sizzling you can hear it it's amazing yeah it's sizzling okay so that I'm not sure where you like it you have to tell

me how's that we're landing an airplane here okay little to the left a little further down there a little up right in digging in and do you like it to be a lot of pressure a lot of pressure how about when I take it out like that we're listening a little variety see that's what I like is a little variety right and

then and also kind of rubbing up and down as nice to see see especially when you're just a see Melissa kind of knows what she wants and she's a good performer she knows that she's got to get to something she can do it in 20 seconds but yeah okay oh we've got a real good bubble maker now okay she's got a

job I love that dress I don't know what do you think Chris yeah oh yeah oh yeah and you said that tell me okay yeah this is on medium you want a little higher yeah that's not that you hold it a little bit listen to the oh she's got the mink glove on her now the chinchilla standing by standing by

Carolina surrounded by bubbles she's blowing bubbles she's in space time look at her she's cute I like her yeah okay all right we're holding the Hitachi there we go and a microphone yeah here we go Oh fuck!

Oh yeah. Oh! Oh! He hits.

Good girl. Oh, okay. Oh! She blew her up.

Do I have to stop coming? No, no. Just keep coming, darling. Oh!

Good girl. Good girl. How you doing? Oh my god.

Bubbles and bubbles and... Jesus! That's how that just... Dr. Susie, you're the vagina whisperer.

Remember that. You can teach these men a few things. Get one. Don't you want to be this happy?

Beautiful. Okay, I'm getting my mic. Okay, it's coming back. Or is this...

Wow. Let's hear it for Sister Keira. Sister Keira! Nice!

Mmm. So we've had two marvelous examples of Hitachi orgasms under the influence of pot

and and Miss High Times. And for all you radio listeners, she's got stars in her eyes.

Wow. So beautiful. And she's like... Wow.

I hope you can go with that one now at this point. Well, that was great. How do you feel?

I feel absolutely wonderful. It seemed like you could keep going. Oh yeah, sure. That's just fine.

You just go right ahead. Pranceron. Pranceron. All right.

Yeah. So let's have another hit or something. I just want to say hi to Wag.

Wag was over there. Let's say hi to Wag. He provided some of the marijuana tonight.

And nice glasses. Thank you. So what do you think of tonight's sex pot show?

You have a light? And you're offering bubbles as well? Bubbles and bubbles. Bubbles and bubbles.

All right. Okay, so we have another bond going around and any questions we're going to wind up now?

Yeah, we're going to wind up. I want you to stay tuned for the Kelly Shibari journals.

We're taking the war machine. The war machine. You heard that right, Tim. The war machine.

We're taking it to radio. We'll talk to you shortly about that. Okay, but we want to just promote the bonobos a little bit,

because these are our kissin' cousins who probably get high on some kind of herbs. Yeah, there you go.

Yeah, this is a good shot. Are you getting this shot here? Hey, hey, don't do that. That's really funny.

That's very cute. Okay. So, bonobo is smoking. Oh, you've got to give Nord off a chance

to get a bonobo smoking shot. Here. There we go.

You know, can I just say one more thing? I'm surprised no one's mentioned bringing marijuana into the bedroom

with you. It's one of the greatest things you can do with the person that you're with. I mean, first of all,

this is my bedroom. Don't be afraid in the middle of intercourse or any kind of sexual touching

to bring marijuana in with you. It's nice to have it in a pipe by the bedside for a quick hit thinner now, you know, it brings so much

sensuality into the experience. So for the listeners out there, you should probably give it a try. And pipe is a euphemism for my cock.

I think that's what we're all talking about, right? There is that phallic sort of suggestion.

Sucking on the pipe and how it resembles sucking on the cock that I think some people really enjoy.

I agree, and it's really nice when a man's going down on you to bring it into the experience where you're sucking on a pipe and letting it be about you

for a second. Now, here we go. You're saying, honey, we're doing

69 now, you're sucking my pussy while I'm sucking this joint that

is a metaphor for your cock. Or not. I completely agree with that. Alright, so

you're very good the way you're holding up the bonobo sign. This is going to be great. You know what, you can get $15 an hour now

by holding up signs like that. Oh, okay, and here we go. We haven't done this. What are we doing? I don't know.

She handed me this. I think she wants me to squirt everybody. I don't think it's a bong. Be careful. Watch the equipment. Watch the equipment.

And the sign. You want it on your face? Do you want to suck it a little? What is this?

How about if I put some agua salt on it? Okay. Oh, here.

I'll just squirt you. Jesus. Alright. So, where can we find everybody here?

Susie, of course, Bob Guccione was a dear friend of mine many years ago. And I love penthouse.

And I love that it's still alive and kicking. And I love the penthouse girls because they had sex unlike the playboy girls.

That's right. Thank you. Yeah, no, really. Penthouse really is about exploring your sexuality.

They have so many different platforms out there as well. It's not just penthouse. I also like that they keep the politics still in there.

Yeah, yeah. They have their opinions and they give it and that's great. And so, how's the publisher? Is he a nice guy?

Yeah, absolutely. It's with chance, unfortunately. No, I love penthouse. It's like a family.

I still work for them. I just shot a movie last month that came out. They're doing 3-D movies now.

Oh, wow. So, we can see you in 3-D. You can. Well, we have you in 3-D.

What is the publisher's name, Mark? Mark Bell. Yeah, we're trying to get him on the show here. Let's get him on the show.

Oh, you should. And if he's ever used a hatachi. Oh, I'm sure he has. Oh, no.

Don't touch me. I'm getting bubbles in my head. No, no, that's actual squirt. And high times, of course.

I love high times. We do. High times. I go way back with them guys. And this is Miss Intergalactic High Times.

Yeah. And we have the Pot Smokers Activity Book. Activity? Which kind of activities do you do?

You know, like there's Limerick's and Crossword Puzzles. Interesting facts. They buy a really cool woman,

one of my favorite people in the whole world, Natasha Lewin, a fellow Aries, like Ian Hallison. Far out.

You could never do those activities high. This just seems no way. Crosswords. You could do them really,

really well high, I think. You know, when people get high all the time, like these two young ladies, then they do everything high.

We do things better high. Like take the SAT. There you go. Take it high.

Forget about it and take it again. All right. So, yeah. And Miss Lainey,

we want to thank Miss Lainey. We do. We love her. Yes, we love Miss Lainey. She wishes she could be here.

She was here. You hear that, Miss Lainey? That's for you. So, okay, so we're going to go around

and give everybody a chance to promote themselves. Commercialism, like we haven't had any commercialism tonight. So,

Ms. Intergalactic. Hello. Hi.

So, I'll just say, thanks to High Times for sending me out tonight. Okay.

And right now, they're promoting their new January 2012 edition of their magazine. Which, there it is.

In this magazine, on the cover, there are 92 different activist characters, all kinds of different people. And whichever reader can guess the most

wins a trip to Amsterdam next year for the 2012 Cannabis Cup. Which is a big deal. 2012 is a huge year

for all of us in existence. So, to be in Amsterdam at that time for a Cannabis Cup, it's going to be pretty amazing.

Any year is a huge year. Definitely. Certainly 2012. It's a good year. It'll be a great year.

So, you can enter to win this. And where do we find you? I mean, you're on Twitter,

but not too much, I notice. No, I'm just getting started with the whole Twitter-Tradder bullshit. I'm on Facebook.

I have a new website coming out called Saradelic.com. Like Psychedelic, but Saradelic. You know, and I'm in Los Angeles

right now. I'm acting and modeling and writing, so you'll see a lot of me to come. Oh, okay. Anywhere we can find you without that dress.

Just let us know. Because that would be awesome if it existed. Actually, on my site, you can find her in a bikini.

Yeah, in a bikini. That's right. Catch me at the beach. Keep that trend going without the bikini. Goofy.

All right. We'll work on it in the after party. All right, so... Next.

Dr. Suzy, I love you. Thank you for having me, Dr. Suzy. I had so much fun on today. I'd love to be back.

I had no idea all this debauchery we'd get into. You seem to take right to it. It's like a fish to water.

You're very privileged in a beautiful way. Thank you. You can follow me on Twitter. I'm at MJ Penthouse Pet,

so I keep everybody updated. I do a little bit of everything. You can see me late night on HBO movies and Cinemax movies.

I do photoshoots and I work for Penthouse. And you have your own site too? I don't know.

I'm on Twitter. I just shoot all over the place. I don't see the point of having my own website right now. I notice that.

We notice she shoots all over the place. I shoot everywhere, literally. Yes. You're beautiful.

Oh my God, what a fabulous orgasm. Thank you. Another fabulous orgasm from Kyra. Where do we find you?

On Twitter. Kyra L-A-N-S-I-N-G. Kyra L-A-N-S-I-N-G. Kyra L-A-N-S-I-N-G.

Good. Moving right along, I don't know if we want to know where we can find Wag.

Scud is Shades. I want to know where I can find Wag's weed. That's what I want to know. Yeah, all right.

So now we have Alice in here. Oh yeah, you can find me at the Goddess Delivers. I provide medical marijuana

to all medical patients in the Southern California area. Well, how gracious are you? The Goddess Delivers. Doing God's work.

Doing the Goddess's work. We don't have to take the bus down to the... Really? So you deliver, actually.

Yes, I deliver. I work with a really great group of people. I can imagine. You can find us online at thegoddessdelivers.com.

As long as you have all of your God's recommendation. That's all, yeah, as long as you have your car. It's absolutely legitimate and legal.

Provided for the people who need a little bit more privacy. Fabulous. And if you delivered weed and pizza, that would be amazing. Because that would be the best business ever.

Don't worry. That would get us out of this shitty economy. Weed and pizza. Yeah.

That's the way to go. Yeah. Well, you probably have edibles. Absolutely. We have some wonderful edibles

to pick from. Brownies, gingerbread, oatmeal spice bars. We deliver all of those. I like those things without weed.

Fabulous. And with marijuana, it's even better. It's a great treat to cure all of your illness. It's like the blowjob of food.

And have you ever, like, come into some hot couple having sex, you know, deliver while they're having sex,

and you're like the marijuana goddess. You can see it in their eyes when they come to the door that they're in the middle of something. Really?

Nice. Especially when they're naked. All right. And that Chris Gore.

Chris Gore? That's me. Oh, you said you brought toys. What toys? Not any ones we can play with,

but yes, no, I'm on Twitter at that Chris Gore, and then you can check out my Stop Motion Animated project

at Fetishville, F-E-T-I-S-H-O-V-A-O. You mean with all those little dolls? Little dolls, yeah. You guys would love it. Yeah, little, little dolls.

Chicks are into that. But we were playing with those dolls last time. They were fun. Okay. And hey there, Ryan.

What's that mean? Oh, well, we've had two orgasms and a lot of pot and bubbles also. Lots of bubbles.

This is probably my favorite outfit. You like the green? It's a greenery night. It's so cute.

Well, we'll probably reprise it around St. Patrick's Day. And the bonobo with the head. Oh yes, I forgot about it.

I got the bonobo in my head. Good, yeah. That's the whole Bible. And for St. Patrick's Day, we'll make it a clover.

All right, so what are we going to do now, Prince? Are we going to wind it up? Are we ending? Yeah, we're ending.

I just need to... I'm trying to find the ending. And I haven't smoked it. So you move over.

I'll sit between the two naked chicks. Okay, so we're going to end it. You've been listening to Radio Susie. Hey, Susie?

The mask down there? Susie, the mask, down here. On the pole. Anonymous. Over here.

He's down there, on the floor. He's hiding. Bring him up. Bring him up. There he is. Well, I should actually...

Yeah, there he is. Here we go. And... Occupy, occupy, occupy, occupy.

Occupy. Occupy. Occupy. Occupy.

Put the bong up to his... Maybe the naked girl should wear it. Yeah, let's get him smoking some... That's awesome.

Where's the pot? Get him smoking pot. I know, we have to get the bong. Where's the bong? What happened to the bong?

Where's the producer? The lady bong. Oh, there it is. Have a hit of this, Anonymous.

Okay. Okay. Okay, give him a hit. There you go.

Oh, here we go. They really want to do a hit, except you can't do it through... Oh, through the lips. Through the lips, yeah, you can do that.

Okay, alright, through the lips. Okay, yeah, you get it going first. If there's any... Did you get it?

She's an expert. That's one thing Miss Intergalactic can do. Oh, my goodness. Oh, I remember doing that.

Take off the dress. I remember doing that. That was pretty good. A shotgun, yeah.

Shotgun with the mask. Would you do it without the mask? The shotgun? Would you give her a shotgun without the mask?

That's hot. With the fresh hit? Fresh hit. Somebody.

Come on, step it up. Here we go. I got to see this. It's a galactic...

Penhouse pet. I'm so excited. Miss Intergalactic and a Penhouse pet are going to do some smoking.

Smoking? Okay. Here, you pack it. Yes, you want to ask a question?

Hold on. An orgasm while you're stoned compared to an orgasm when you're completely sober?

Oh, good question. Where's the microphone? Is somebody sitting on the microphone? No, there it is.

Who wants to answer that and who wants to pack? Pack. Simultaneously. Difference between an orgasm

when you're stoned versus an orgasm when you're not? For me, I'm more relaxed when I'm stoned

so I'm more likely to have an orgasm period. So you're just more sexual? It just generally makes you feel more sexual?

You're more sexual, you're more relaxed but... And do you think the orgasm is different?

I'd say it's probably longer lasting when you're stoned. And your mind is a little more out of it so your body is just kind of free

to go with the feeling. Go with the feeling. Far out. I find that I have orgasms quicker

when I'm not stoned but they're also quicker. They just go quicker and they're not as deep when I'm smoking.

I take longer because there's so much... You're connected to this greater divine spirit when you smoke too.

So I do take a little longer. I think adding the spiritual aspect to it which is what marijuana does

you're tapping into your Kundalini energy which is all sexual. Have you ever done Kundalini yoga? Yes, absolutely.

That is all about awakening your sexuality and letting that energy flow up your spine. That's right.

Can you get into a Kundalini position? Well it's about different exercises. So you can do a...

I don't want to get off topic. We're going to do the hit that is going to... Easily distracted.

Then we're going to do Kundalini positions. You've got this ready. So before you took it, just say

what's the difference orgasm-wise between being stoned and being sober? I think it's easier for me to just focus. I can get more into that sexual zone

and tune out the rest of the world or whatever might be on my mind beforehand. Or if I'm not in the mood,

if I smoke, it's definitely going to help put me in the mood. If I'm just tired from whatever work and long week or whatever

if I smoke a bowl it's definitely going to change my attitude and loosen me up and allow me to have a better orgasm

or maybe even want to have an orgasm. Goodness. Wow. I guess this is...

Guys should pack their bowls. And you. Well for me,

my orgasms are usually more intense when I'm smoking. Does it take you longer? It's because of that focus.

I'm focused on it and so I tend to go deeper in my mind and

because I take that extra time and I'm going into my mind then I can produce a more intense orgasm. This is really thoughtful

and thanky. It's like you guys are high. It's all this smart talking. It's weird. Well, and when I'm not

I just want to have a quick orgasm. It's a completely different type of orgasm. There are so many different kinds of orgasms. So when I'm smoking

a lot I tend to be just that much deeper into it. Okay, before we get too deeply into it back to the topic.

Okay, here we go. I think these people are stoned. Okay, they are stoned. Now we're going to

relieve you of this so that you can focus on this what do we call this? A shotgun. Oh yeah, this is the L shotgun.

Wait, we need the microphone over here. Do we want to explain the history of that or anything? I don't know.

I think it could probably date back to an era of depression when there wasn't a whole lot of anything

so everyone had to share everything. Oh, Miss Intergalactic High Times just started her title right there. You know it's depressing? She's still wearing the dress.

That's really depressing. Hey, you can still suck it. And we're still in the same depression. She's going to suck it now.

Okay, so here we go. Maybe we'll get her up on a trapeze and her dress will fall off. That would be funny.

Okay, here we go. I'll hold the mic. Okay, oh, this is whoa. Can we move those cameras? Yeah, look at that.

Nice. Alright, I'm next. We used to do that in circles, actually.

Yeah, of course. That's how we make friends. Chris, you want to go next? Sure, in a way.

Doesn't it? Yeah, that's great, I love those. It works for, if it's a first-timer you know, you can go, oh, I'll just I'll take the hit for you and then I just blow it in your mouth.

Right, yeah. And let the fun begin. Come to peer pressure. Peer pressure.

You can say you didn't inhale that one. Alright, well, I don't want to stop the smoking and the fun, but we have to wind up the broadcast.

You've been listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web. After this, we're going to do a little Kelly Shivari files.

Just a little. Why is everybody laughing? Anyway, okay, well, thank you for joining us and occupy, occupy the world.

It's our world. Take it back. Take it all back, huh? Yeah. And we're winning, by the way.

Fuck you all. From our house to your house, we love you. Oh, wait.

I didn't say goodbye. Oh, Susan has to say goodbye. I do. I kind of gather us all together into a goodbye.

Okay, but that's my husband. He takes over things sometimes, so it's cool. You know, because you take over my life. Greta, Doc, I love you too.

So, and I love you. I want you to be good, be happy, smoke pot, you know, if you need it. I mean, I just want to say,

you know, I mean, anything great, like a vibrator or pot, you can do too much of, of course, or alcohol, anything, you know,

you can overdo it. You can, you know, but that's the spice of life, right? Overdoing things, but, you know, you got to sort of measure yourself

so you stay alive for a while, because life is so much fun, so much to learn, so much pot to smoke, you know, don't smoke it all at once, that's the whole thing.

Don't smoke it all at once, you know, and many different vibrators around food to explore, and people, and dresses to take off.

So, I had a good one. Yeah! But, in the meantime, we're leaving Afghanistan.

Afghanistan is the place I smoke the best pot of my life, but it's not really pot, it's hash, hash. We really talk about that,

but, you know, I smoke this hash with these Afghani people, it was just, uh... I think this people is stoned.

It's tremendous. Oh, and, you know, one of these days I got to do the first time you smoked pot,

because the first time I smoked pot was in the Bible closet at Hebrew school, with a guy named

Buzz. I'm serious. And, yeah, you know, I mean, it was an aphrodisiac.

And, uh, amongst these Bibles, old Bibles, um, and, uh, anyway, we'll talk about

first-time pot experiences next time we have Mr. Intergalactic on, and you have to wear less of a dress. And we're closing!

So make like bonobos, not baboons, make love not war, make love to someone you love tonight, even if that someone is you and you're Hitachi,

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