Spoken Word/Pussy Talk

Full transcript of Spoken Word/Pussy Talk on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

You're listening to Radio Suzy One on the World Wide Web and now here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, poets and porn stars, wordsmiths and body talkers, comics, dolls. All you children is sex and we are all children of sex.

Unless we're dolls, we may or may not be children of God. Jesus, Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Krishna. Love them all, arrows too. Venus and Mars, well maybe not Mars so much.

Well anyway, we can debate all of that. One thing we know, until we start cloning ourselves, we are all children of sex. With a capital X, X, X, can I hear an amen? Amen.

Can I hear an A-women? Amen. I want to welcome you to the womb room of Dr. Suzy Speakeasy in the soul of downtown LA. Yes, brothers and sisters, this is it.

The womb room, baby, where it's warm inside. You can get a little wet, so make yourselves comfortable. Take a deep breath in and out. Breathe into your pelvis, brothers and sisters.

Right into the place that puts you in touch with your sexual spirit. Your bonobos soul, brothers and sisters, peace through pleasure. We love bonobos and bonobos need our help, actually. They are highly endangered.

That's in the wild, so we need to help them out. And they are within us tonight. One way or another with the help of my fabulous guests. We can liberate your inner bonobo.

Like my DiTavantees stockings from Secrets and Lays. Very nice. Thank you. Everyone can be a burlesque star.

Just wear the right stockings, except they're very difficult to wear. You have to get them totally even. Or you look like a slob unless it's mid-show and then it doesn't matter. But it's the beginning, so let me make my introductions.

First of all, Captain Max, good to see you again. Good evening, Doctor. How are you doing there, Captain? I see the flag is flying.

The ship is sailing. We're not going to just crash into the island now. The pirates are loose. All right.

Let's see. Who are our passengers on tonight's cruise? Well, we have with us tonight a very interesting kind of profession.

Spoken word, the spoken word poet of the night. I want to welcome Abraham. Absolutely. Father Abraham, one of the patriarchs.

Yes, indeed. And you are his great son. Absolutely. Abraham great son, or great son.

Great son of the patriarchs. What a name. Wow, that's very biblical. Yeah.

And spoken word is pre-biblical. I mean, we've been speaking poetry since we've been speaking. Parables and Psalms ain't nothing but poems, you know? There you go.

Yeah. And sometimes just talk. Yeah. So, but lately, I mean, there's been this kind of art form

called spoken word. And actually, one of my ex-boyfriends. Yeah, you know about it. Okay.

Okay. Just want to make sure. No, Spalding Gray was one of the progenitors of the modern versions of spoken word.

You boned Spalding Gray. Bravo. Dr. Suzy. I didn't drive him off the edge, though, please.

No. That was, you know, in his family, but yeah. All right. Hi, Chris.

Hey, how's it going, Dr. Suzy? Good, good. I have to say hello to you and your dog. Good to see you.

Good to see you. For those of you just listening, Dr. Suzy has a snake between her legs. Unfortunately, it's not my cock.

It's just an actual snake. Yeah. A real snake. A real snake.

Actual. Not a trial snake. Not something that plumbers use. Right.

Just a Nikita corn snake. This is Eve from the Garden of Eden. And she is here to invite you to eat the apple. So we're looking forward to you performing for us

some of your sexy spoken word poems. I'm looking forward to it also, doc. Thank you for having me. Oh, my pleasure.

What inspires you, sexually speaking? Sexually speaking. Seeing a woman turn it on. Seeing a quiver.

Quiver. Yeah. Chills going up and down those bodies. I'm writing and doing my poetry.

So I like that. Get a kick out of it. As you're writing and doing your poetry, you're turning this woman on.

She's kind of like your muse who's there quivering and responding. And you are writing it down. And I'm writing it down.

Or just general, just anything. It could be relationships. It could be past loves. It could be fantasies.

Or just generalizing, just writing a story and just bringing it to life. So it could be anything. I get my inspiration from all types of things.

What's your fantasy for tonight? My fantasy for tonight? Huh. Think about it.

Oh, you got it? I do believe so. Okay, go for it. You have a hot general manager here.

I second that. Okay, yes. We all know our hot general manager. Absolutely.

Who's now blushing behind her glasses back there. Had to get on there. It's on there until we live, right? Oh, yeah.

We can't erase that. That's done. It's done. It's in the record books.

Right, right. So your fantasy with her is? My fantasy with her would be something erotic and intimate.

I don't really know how to put it into words. I'm more of a man of action. I see. Uh-huh.

That's crazy for a word. I know, right? That's crazy for a word. You have to say it right.

Give me a second. I'll write it down. Yeah, you do that. Yeah, well, okay.

Well, she's looking all disheveled right now, suddenly. What did she just do? Jill won off over that? Okay, no.

She looks neat now again. She's got to go. She's got to go. Okay.

She's, you know, okay. Well, she's definitely an inspiration to us all. Absolutely. But this young lady to my right is hot as well.

I just don't know, man. Well, thank you very much. I'm a kid in the candy store right now. I don't know what to do with myself.

Yeah. Well, I was just about to introduce her. And she is the lovely Anna Fox with Triple Xs. Yes, she is.

Triple Xs. Triple Xs Fox. A runway model turned porn star. Yes.

Wow. So tell me about that transition. Well, I really wanted to get into modeling because I like being in front of the camera. Where are you from?

I'm from Rialto, Rialto, California. So I'm a Cali girl. Okay. And I started modeling, but there was a lot of rules like dieting and dieting.

Yeah. And I don't diet. It was a little too strict for me. But you have an amazing body anyway.

I do, but a lot of people just didn't see it. And you're not modest either, which is good. I try not to be. Yeah.

But they want you to be rail-thin, like anorexic type. And I don't like that. I'm already thin as is. And I like food.

That's a good reason to get into porn. I like food. Right. Well, the porn came because I heard about these things called orgasms.

So I was like, I'd like to start learning about more about sex and my body and things like that. And what better way to do it than in front of the camera, which I already love. Right. Kill two birds with one stone.

Yeah. So that's an interesting reason also. I mean, I like the food one the best because I've never heard that one before. But actually that works because you can be a porn star at any shape or size.

There is a niche for every porn star. But I'm also interested in this second reason, which is to learn about your sexuality, to learn how to have an orgasm, and also to learn to be a proper exhibitionist, I suppose.

I mean, you're just blossoming right in front of the camera. All these things that usually people discover in private, or at least did in the past, you're discovering in front of others. And you're happy to do that.

Yeah. In fact, today I scored it for the first time in front of camera. Did you? I did.

I did. Well, congratulations. Amen. Amen.

It's holy water, sister Anna. Yeah. And what made you squirt? I was on top.

I was riding him and he was rocking my hips back and forth. Maybe we know who he was. Yes. His name was Johnny Castle.

Johnny Castle? Yeah. Sounds like a porn star. Mm-hmm.

Okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's very hot.

Very hot. Very good. And were you being filmed, I guess, or webcam? Oh, yeah.

We were live. It was a regular scene. Johnny Castle. So, she built a moat.

Yeah, I guess so. A moat around the castle. That's right. Got it.

All right. Very good, captain. You're always looking for those water themes. Oh, yeah.

Right. Well, holy water is one of our favorite types of water. And how did it feel to squirt? I was shocked.

I had to make sure that I didn't pee. So... You did the smell test? No, I just was like, okay.

I just kind of like... Well, yeah. It didn't smell like pee. Right.

That's the best test. Yeah. So, after a few seconds, I was like, okay, I know I didn't pee because I still feel good.

And it was like a rush, like an extra rush. And I was like, whoa, that's pretty cool. Yes. Yeah.

It's an extra rush. It's an extra rush. Like, when did you first have a regular orgasm? A year ago.

Wow. Really? So you're just learning very quickly all the different... Not like you've been depraved.

Yeah. She's an orgasm. She's an orgasm. Yes, she's an orgasm.

Wow. Well, I don't know how late. You're not much past the drinking age, are you? No.

Okay. I don't know whether I should ask that. I know we have 120-year-old here. That's me.

Ah, Amber. Amber Steel. Amber Steel, right? Yes.

Steel. That sounds like a boy thing. But you're very girly for a steel. Yeah, I know.

You have a steely resolve to be a big hit as a porn star. Yeah. Actually, I started off. I have...

Today, I have 48 dildos. You have 48 dildos. I love to masturbate. Okay.

I'm a masturbate. You have these in your possession. You have 48 different ones that you've accumulated. Yeah, my favorite I would say is the Hitachi.

Actually, I carry a dildo everywhere I go. Okay. Hitachi. That would be the magic wand.

We have one of those here. Right. This one. Great.

Yeah, okay. So just in case. We try all these other ones actually. We have toys to give away from Adult Play Parlor also.

Thank you, Adult Play Parlor. So interesting toys we have here. But yeah, you have 48. Okay.

So that's dildos and vibrators. Hitachi, I would say, is not a dildo technically. Oh, by the way, this needs to be plugged in. And so should our vibrite.

Can we have the vibrator division please plug in everything? Yes. Thank you very much. Okay.

This needs to be plugged in. And this one is like a charge up one. So we need to plug that in. The vibrite is by stock room.

Anyway, so you love your toys. Yes. I see. And where are you from?

Originally I was born in Linwood, California. Linwood? Yes. Another Cali girl.

I know a lot about what's going on in Linwood. Not much, so that's why. Not much, no. They got a prison there, don't they?

A lot of masturbating apparently. Absolutely crazy. No, but I think that Amber. You like 49 dildos by the end of the night.

Amber might have all the dildos in Linwood though. I don't know. I would like to buy out the store. You buy out the store?

Is there a sex toy store in Linwood? No, actually right now currently I live in Victorville. Victorville? Yes.

Okay. Now wait a minute, they have a porn store in Victorville? No, they have like a sex shop though. They do?

Yes. You see? We're actually winning. Do we want to promote that?

When he says we're winning, he means the revolution. The sexual one. Right. Yeah, but I first started masturbating.

Actually when I was 16, yeah. So I loved, like I was completely infatuated with like toys. Like I was all about toys, everything like that. Foreplay like was my thing.

And then I had a girlfriend for a period of time and I'm in her square. So like I've so far masturbated for... This is going on in Victorville.

Between Linwood and Victorville, we have a sexual revolution. I like to travel and masturbate. I always have a ditto everywhere I go. Wow.

Well, you know, I do happen to have a toy for you. Aha. And here is Kiki Dare. Kiki Dare has it.

Welcome back. Thank you so much for having me. It's a pleasure to see you again. Nice to see you darling.

And let's see, I haven't seen you since the summertime when you were here with the summer sirens. Angela Summers and... Oh yeah, Angela.

Oh, yummy. Yes. And Destiny Dixon. We had a good time.

That was a great show. And you were involved in a squirting scene, I think. There was some squirting going on. I think Destiny was squirting.

It was Destiny squirting that evening, yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes. So how's your sex life? It's fantastic.

I had some great sex last night. And this morning, life was good. Is this on camera or off camera? Oh, this was off camera.

Off camera. You're actually having sex off camera. I love sex off camera. Really?

On camera is great. Don't get me wrong. But it's so different. Yeah, of course.

I really crave that action. You feel the same way, Chris. I can see you putting your hand on your heart. Absolutely.

I agree as well. Sex on camera. You guys have had sex on camera? I haven't, but I'm not much of an exhibitionist myself.

Oh, I see. When are they going to release the Chris Gore tape? If I ever lose my cell phone, I am in deep trouble. There are things out there that, you know what though?

You know what? I actually come off pretty good in these videos. Yeah. I'm fine, yeah.

Are you making them with the idea that someone will release them? No. I'm making them with the idea of masturbating to them later. Wow.

So where did you set your phone down? It's right here. I'll be holding on to it. So you have the monkey bars.

I do, I do. I hear this young lady is interested in trying them out. Yes, I am. That'd be great.

Let's see that. I think that these are happy. Yeah, yeah. Well, let's see.

So this young lady being Amber Steele. Absolutely. We're showing some adult play parlor toys, obviously. I think that my producer, Tasia, would like everyone to see

that we have gotten a Peter Piper. Okay. Peter Piper. Peter Piper.

This is something you're supposed to poke it. No, smoke it, then poke it. Okay, smoke it. Okay, Anna is nodding.

Have you ever used a Peter Piper? No. No? You smoke it and then poke it.

More like Peter Pumper, if you ask me. If you smoke it and poke it at the same time. I think you have to be careful about that, but you can't. That's why they have smoke it.

Yeah, you don't want to blow up the kooch. Yeah, you don't want to blow up the kooch. Exactly. Or the caboose, either.

I don't want to burn it up. You don't want to burn in the bush. Do whatever you want. Just don't blow it up.

Right, right. I guess that depends on how much of a bush you have. Without much bush, you get to push more in or something. Anyway, it's got a pretty long distance.

You can push it in. I don't know. We might try this out, right? Someone wants to try this out tonight.

And some other stuff, but let's see. Well, maybe we could give out some toys right now. Toys. Yes.

Toys are us. You're so excited. Oh, yeah. These are toys provided by Adult Play Parlor.

Some of our favorite people. So what would you like? Decisions. Decisions.

Yeah. Decisions. Decisions. So, you know, you are a toy connoisseur.

Yes, you are. And she's going for the leopard cuffs. Look at that. Wow.

I love bondage. I like hair and cut. There, there. What did you say you liked?

She's getting the whole... Interesting. Interesting. Interesting.

You want to tie yourself up like one of these fetishville dolls? See, I love, I love, like, you tie it up like that. Thank you. I love this.

And Milady, what little toys would you like? Oh, my gosh. These are from Adult Play Parlor. Oh, my hot general manager is behind the stage.

What is she trying to tease? Yeah, she is hard to. Is that what's going on here? Ah, pocket exotics.

Take it. I hope it has battery, but I'm not sure. If it doesn't, we can provide one. Oh, boy, would you like...

Boys, boys. Oh, I forgot, Kiki. Wait a second. Girls first.

Girls first. Toy, toy. Boys next. Boys next.

Here we go. She's sorting through the power buddies and the OG. That's Valentine's Day, man. Yes, we are on our way.

And actually, we celebrate Lupercalia here, which is the original Valentine's Day. When it's whips instead of kisses, really. Oh, this is awesome.

That is an OG one. Right, this is like a bungee, right. But it's an OG, which is made by Screaming-O, which is another one of our favorite people, Screaming-O.

And look, I'm in handcuffs, too. How do you like that? Toy for you or the lady? Yes, the lady.

The lady. Look at the lady back there. What have you got on? An interesting outfit, Mary.

Ooh, wow. Very interesting stripes, very nice and low cut. I hope you can make that lower cut if we get you a nice toy here. Well, maybe somebody in the audience would like a toy, Susie.

Well, she's in the audience. She's coming up. She's helping pick one of these out. Yeah.

Oh, you picked an anal toy, of course. Imagine that. It serves both. Yeah, yeah.

You don't share your anal toys even with your true love? No? Okay, that's probably wise. That is definitely the healthy way to be,

if not so romantic. So, perhaps I'll get Evie in her cage now. Who wants to put Evie away? Not you.

No, no. Not you. No. Teja is fearless about a lot of things.

She flies from the skies with the greatest of ease. Yeah, give me. On her trapeze, but she will not touch Evie. Yeah, I woke up to a snake in my kitchen once.

Oh, well, Evie's not that kind of snake. Well, I'm not sure what kind of snake it was, but it was definitely a snake. All right, so, spoken word.

Yes, ma'am. Which toy are you getting? I have no idea, really. I think I'm gonna mail this back to Texas.

I got a friend of mine. I have a friend of mine that may enjoy some, so I'm trying to think of as I peruse through here and find something for her.

Okay, well, don't take too long. Okay, power buddy, there you go. Power buddy, well, I take the power buddy. Power buddy.

Okay, so now, what are we doing? Okay, class. I think what we're doing is you are gonna stand up and show us your outfit

so you can take it off and put on that thing. Okay? I love you, too. Amber Steel, let's hear it for sister Amber.

You know, spoken word, right? That was perfect. In fact, we may have you do a little, get yourself ready to do something here.

Okay, what do you wanna know? Oh, you're supposed to model that, right? Oh, okay. You could actually come up here if you like

because that's kind of a, you know, small area over there. So, yes, look at this. She is hot.

Amber Steel, 20 years old. Can't drink the Agua, can't drink anything. No water for you, nothing. Okay, but you are hotness personified.

Yes, oh my goodness. Mm-mm-mm. So, all right, very nice, very beautiful. Okay, so this is Amber Steel.

You wanna give her a big hand? A round of applause for Amber Steel. Oh, yeah. Okay, but I saw a little flash of something red

for Valentine's. Oh, yes, look at that. Little booty, ah, very nice. Look at that.

Boy short. Turn around there. Turn around, yeah, all the way around. All the way around.

Is this inspiring you? Isn't that the wiggle you were talking about? Get your pencil out. Somebody got a pen.

Quivering, that's right, the quiver. Can you do a little quiver to inspire our spoken word poet? She just did it.

I caught it. That was beautiful. I got you. Do you pole dance?

You never have? Do you wanna just stand up there and just pretend you know what you're doing? But don't fall down in those big high heels.

Mm-mm. Okay, and a little striptease. Okay, spoken word. Why don't you speak some words

while she takes off her dress? This is called... She being Amber Steel. He being Abraham Greatson.

Thank you very much. Thank you, Amber Steel, very much. This is called Can I Hit. Mm-hmm.

I'll come if you call. If you come when I reach out to touch you. I don't mean to rush you, but baby, this has been long overdue.

Mm-mm. You need a love overhaul, a rub with body oils, massages that cause the saturating

of your sugar walls. Allow me some sugar doll. And give me the satisfaction to taste your candy.

Your pheromones has that sweet stench of roses, so tell me, my dear, are you Randy? What would come in handy

is if you wanted that you'd let me know. Don't be afraid. Just gently grab if your intentions is to show.

Breath ease is from your throat as I firmly caress your nipples and feel your heart skip a beat like children frantic in play

jumping rope. I like to make a quote. So let me close it to your ear. Girl, stop acting like that

and bring that ass here. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Finger nails and tips stroke the smile of your back

as I nibble on the nape of your neck as you softly whisper and I gently pull your hair. You're like, ooh, fuck yeah.

I want you wanting me so bad that you bite your bottom lip and your eyes have that glare like you mad.

I can't stand this ass. Nah-ah, baby. Where you going? Don't you dare run?

See, we both grown and you didn't talk that noise so I'm about to make you mind me, hun. You giggle and laugh as I tickle and caress that womb.

Shit, you need to tilt them hips up a little more, mama, because I need a few more inches of room. Yeah.

The sweat, the size, the cherry, the honey and the chocolate, you answer the question

emphatically, yes, when I ask, Amber Steele, can I hear?

Oh. Yes. Let's hear it for Abraham Grayson, spoken word

and Amber Steele, body talk. Body talk. Her body is talking.

Yes, indeed, it is. Great body, beautiful, natural, perfect. Just leaves me speechless.

I don't know what to say. Well, you are speaking, so that's spoken word. Right there.

All right, well, you look great. So now, do you want to put on the the monkey bark? Do you want to squirt now or what?

Oh. Oh, yeah. You want to make her squirt. Okay.

We're going to get Anna up there to do whatever she does. She's a model after all.

She's a professional. So here we go. Chris, you can do a spoken word poem now while Anna.

Okay. Go ahead. You can get on her mic. Give him back his microphone.

I don't want to get her off of that if she wants to stay on that. Okay, well, there's a couple microphones here. Can you use any microphone you want?

No, no. And here is Anna. You can take that off to stand there. Is that all right? I can be on this microphone?

Well, okay. There's nobody sitting there, but you can have your own. No, there's nobody sitting there. Sure. You're going to sit there.

Anna's here. Why not? Or you can stand and have a hand mic. Whatever is easier. Wow, this is so complicated.

And here she is. This is beautiful. Anna Fox. Ladies and gentlemen, being helped off

with her dress. Nice, ladies. Yes. Nice.

Wow. Look at this body. There's not much talking going on. Right.

I thought we were having some spoken words. Oh, I can read. I wrote a poem just for tonight. Can I read this poem to you?

Slowly take the clothes. Look at these panties for Panty Boy. Oh, squirt. Oh, right.

Panty Boy is asking about squirting. Would you like to hear my poem, Dr. Susan? Don't throw those panties on the floor. They're very valuable.

Here we go. Quiet in the audience. Here is Chris. My poem is called My Favorite Things.

And it goes like this. Booby wiener jelly roll. Smegma spoo and glory hole. Lesbo faggot spy molest.

Felching butthole hairy breast. Hershey squirts and Dick zucchini. Axel grease upon my peeney. Syphilis and open sores.

Fever. Stealing up her mafro horse. Tick milk, testy, eager tongue. Parasites infect my bung.

Doggy style with white trash hookers. Dangle crank and pressure cookers. Flog and smack and crank and beat. Love milk bone and eat my meat.

Swell and suck. Swallow spit. Tickled pink and crusty clit. Rooster cock and puckby love.

Big black spike and leather glove. Lovely perky little boys. All bound up in bondage toys. Oral sex without my dentures.

Gerbelling and other ventures. Throwing up and munching crabs. Big red welps. Welts from leather straps.

Jerking off in backs of cabs. Fondling my hermit crabs. God my mind it never stops. Thoughts of joy and lemon drops.

These are words I like to say when sun is out and I feel gay. These be words I like to thunk when I eat

and when I'm out. When I'm drunk. And that's my fucking poem. Wow!

Tour de force. Thank you. That was Chris Gore. Okay. I think this microphone is off.

Is that on? Testing. Oh, there it is. Oh, straight to detention with you. Chris, that was terrible.

Sorry about that poem. I'm sorry you do that. Really? What inspired that? Yeah, what the heck?

Yeah, I don't think I want to know. Yeah. Don't dare say Mary. That was something from when I was like a teenager.

I just wrote that to fuck with people. I read that it's some pretentious art bullshit show. I thought it was funny.

Was that when no one would fuck you, Chris? Yes. A long time ago. Did you have at me?

Back then? No, I was just a gangly, skinny, white dude. Aw. I'm just an older version of that.

Yeah, but now I can get laid. Well, that helps. That's a good thing. All right, so now we have these two

beautiful girls up here. Natural and perfect, absolutely perfect body. Yes, indeed. Perfect ends.

Really, really. We actually were all cheerful through Chris's horrible poem. Very well written, I might say.

Very well written, but really disgusting. This is just so beautiful. Who could be disgusted?

How do girls use monkey bars? I know how dudes use it. I've used a version of monkey bars myself. Okay.

Dudes using it on it. I'm saying the concept of using that because it's basically to pile drive a chick from behind.

Generally doggy style. I'm speaking from this kind of experience. Girls kind of wear a strap on. But how do girls use that?

With a strap on? I don't believe you. Or it's all about the positions because it's not just for doggy style.

You know what? I can't even picture it. Kiki sounds like she's an expert. We need to see that.

We need to see this. We don't believe it. What? What?

Well... They've got a new toy. They've got the smoking one. Is there a strap on?

We had a strap on. I think you guys broke it. We need a new strap on. No, it's broken though.

It's broken? Broken? Don't play parlor. We need a new strap on.

Bad. I broke it while I was getting my dick sucked. You did. Right.

That was another Johnny Lynch. Amazing blowjob. So good she sucked the cock right off.

Literally. Look at our beautiful girls. What should we do with them? What would you ladies like?

You're fondling that toy there. We're going to write some poems. We'll get back to you. We're inspired.

I think you should get back in the bed. I think you should come on over here. You should come on over here into my broadcast bed

where we have all kinds of things. Do you have your toys? Did you bring your toys? Do you want to play with your toys?

You can have other toys. Okay. So here we go. We'll get them for you.

We'll get them for you. Can we untangle all of this Tony here? Can we untangle this again? This is all tangled up folks.

We'll get them for you. What else do you need? Whatever you need. Whatever you need.

You got it. One pair of handcuffs coming up. Get rid of the stand. Get rid of the stand.

We don't really need to stand right now. This is just... Yeah. We really don't need to stand.

Are you all going back here? Everything's good, right? Oh, you've got your handcuffs. I got my handcuffs.

Who's going to be the victim and who's the victimizer right now? I'd never like to be the victimizer but I'll be the victim.

What would you like to be? I've never been either. I'll be either. You've never been either?

Well, I mean like somebody's going to do something to somebody. You've never been with a girl? I've been with a girl but they normally are like

I've never been with such a girl like Amber. She knows how to fuck a girl. Other girls don't. Okay.

Amber knows how to fuck a girl. She can fuck me, then I'll fuck her. Definitely. I like all these things.

Let's go. Yeah, I'm not sure. I think you should just do what comes naturally.

Everything. And then you can smoke it and poke it. Okay. Is there something to smoke in there?

Well, I don't know. Well, they're smoking hot. That's all we need, right? Yeah, that's it.

Okay. And would we like to use this thing here? Now maybe Kiki, you can help us with what positions to get into here.

Could someone direct this film here? Is that all? Is it any vibrant?

Ladies and gentlemen, Kiki Dare. Kiki Dare, ladies and gentlemen. Kiki Dare. You shouldn't wear t-shirts on my show.

Seriously. Thank you. All right. It's a brave new world, folks. Yeah.

And we're winning. We're winning. They got bombs, we got boobs. No jeans either.

Okay. We have to tighten it, right? Jeans shouldn't be allowed either, right? No, absolutely not.

No jeans. I think we have a rule against that, actually. Yeah, this jeans are too stiff. Yeah, she doesn't have enough movement.

You have to take the jeans off, I think. Yeah, absolutely. It's about the movement. So now this is a little tighter for you.

Look at this pussy, how you've shaved it very nicely. It's like a little runway. Can you show that, please? That arrow here?

Let's take a look at this. This is a study in grooming arts. Yes, she's got a nice little... It's very educational.

Right, look at that. Oh, and we actually have... Oh my goodness. Okay. Well, when we start up to that,

you know, the smoking it and poking it, we have supplies. Okay, and we're all medically situated.

So, and you are situated with your monkey bars, which we used last week when Too Short

was here. Yeah. Okay, so you've got them on, so you want to be the one

to grab them, I guess. So you want to instruct now Kiki. What do we want to do?

Or do you want to show her first? Oh, Kiki's all naked, look at that. Yes. Yeah, I would say that...

All right. Is this mic on? We have no words for this. They're negotiating

positions now. We make like the human centipede of all the girls up there. Okay.

But you don't have to... Yeah, okay, so I think everyone here is in favor of that. That sounds good.

What, eating pussy? What's going on? I miss that. She would like to eat some pussy. Oh, eat pussy, yes.

Okay, that's fine. All right. Okay, so now she is laying down, this is Amber Steele,

is wearing nothing but a necklace high heels and a monkey bar

belt. And that's about it. Okay, speaking to the microphone. Put your knees by your head.

Okay, she's got her knees by her head. Oh, this is in the plow position. Look at that pussy. Okay, she's very flexible.

Cameraman, can you get a close-up on that? All right. Okay, and then you come over here. This is Anna Fox.

No, Anna is supposed to go over this way. Oh my gosh. Oh, this way.

Oh, was I supposed to go that way? All right. Looks like you guys are about to Eiffel Tower if you know what I'm talking about.

This is just for you. No, here's what you would do. Do you really like to eat pussy? Because I'm going to suggest she sit on your face.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Okay. You always say the right thing. That's what we were thinking.

All right, so you could just straddle over here. And we put it into words now. It just flowed right out, right? Okay, this leg over here.

Here we go. Here we go. And down we go. This is quite an operation here.

Oh my goddess. I don't know how comfortable this is. Okay. This is not comfortable.

It looks interesting. But she's not comfortable. Okay, no, no, no. That didn't work.

All right, but that was interesting to look at, right? Especially from this position. Do we have the overhead camera? Oh yeah.

Overhead camera. Wow, look at that. Right here. Overhead camera.

We got it. Is there a zoom on that? Oh yeah. Okay, so now.

That camera doesn't have a zoom. So let's take this camera here. Well, you have very good access to her pussy, don't you? Yes, it's right here.

Right there. What does it taste like? Well, I haven't tasted it. I spit on it.

It feels good. She's getting to know it. Looks good. Introduce myself.

She's eating mine though. Oh, I see that is really going on. There's pussy eating right in here. This is quite an angle.

Okay. Okay, but everything's going on in this tunnel right in here. Wow.

Well, that's quite something. We don't want to break her back though. So maybe we should switch positions. Okay, and switch.

Alright, that was excellent. Wow, that was not easy to do. Alright, I think you should stand up and stretch your back.

Stretch your back. Okay, very good. Stretch that back. She was actually eating pussy there.

Was that the first time you've tasted Anna? Yep. I really want to do a shoot with her. I don't know.

So how did she taste? She tastes sweet. I love sweet pussy so. Yeah, like strawberry or cherry?

Peaches. You like that? Yeah. You should taste some of yourself

because you taste like peaches. You guys should friend each other on Facebook. I'm just saying. This is a nice little kiss here.

Okay, let's have another position. I'm going to let the beautiful ladies choose this one because that was a hard one to start off with.

That was a difficult one. I would say you should stand up here and you get behind her and I think

we should have another kind of poem not by Chris. I agree with you. No, it was brilliant Chris

but trying to set a mood here. Okay, so Abraham perhaps. You just kind of get into it.

This is what the the primatologist called genitogenital rubbing with the natives of Magandu

called hoka hoka and this is what the bonobos do. The bonobo girls do this to establish

kind of a sexual sisterhood. So why don't you just kind of rub and rhythm to whatever he's going to say.

This is called the perfect storm. It was raining outside. Movies set unopened on the coffee table.

Legs spread wide open heels on coffee table. HD sound system surrounding four corners

of the candlelit room. Eardrums echoed sounds of thunder matched by flashes of God's lights drawn

onto a navy blue sky. Lightning screaming she mimicked. He grimaced.

Tears begin to match the raindrops. Eat this pussy nigga she exclaimed.

Her hands on the hook of his head like she was trying to send him back to creation. His tongue sliding on her clitoris like an ant

eater at an ant mound but buffet. It was in love just a fuck between friends.

He could curl her toes and she could swallow it whole. He squeezed her tits to the rhythm of moments in love playing gently in the background.

Biting her bottom lip her eyes flickering like she was in and out of a seizure. Unable to move nor wanting to

the sensation was overly thrilling. She yelled fuck me baby.

Thunder rolled. The wind slammed against the shutters braced by the sighting of the town home. She clinched the love

cease cushion as her funnels water began to spout. Don't you stop. Don't you stop. And at the first

sign of her release he took his meat and inserted it into her love oven. The warmth called to his

Lobito. She pulled out her own weave while multiple currants of electricity flowed from her body.

She needed wanted a breather but his throbbing inside of her felt so good.

As she refused to tap out he wouldn't let her hear the end of it. She quickly straddled him.

The rain poured harder. She mounted him like a Kentucky Derby winning jockey. Rolled him with the same enthusiasm

to gain the triple crown. Ride this dick get it baby. The thunder rolled.

He smacked her ass adding additional percussion to the sexual drum roll. Yeah go that percussion.

His hands on her waist guiding the tempo. His touch turned her on further. She caressed both her

breasts as the storm increased its girth. That increased his. She smiled.

The moon shone brighter through the curtains for a moment. The rain ceased. With him still inside her she turned

her back to him raising to his tip pretending to dismount only to tighten her insides on his head.

Damn you got skills. Then his face contorted as she slowly gradually lowered herself

onto him. The blades of the ceiling fan seem to increase its momentum. The wind picked up.

Her springing breath showers from her mayflower on to his shaft. On the garage's roof

the rain danced like a river dance ensemble. She followed the rhythm of the late night early morning June pour down.

He growled like a celibate beast just unleashed. Whose fire was about to be quenched by the flooding from her valley.

Aw shit baby. I'm coming. I'm coming. He whispered.

Her responding give it to me daddy as he blew his load on her floor. Her lips quivered disappointed that he didn't allow

his raindrops to soothe the inside of her throat. The movies was on the floor. DVDs lay scattered.

Moments of love long been silenced. The winds howled louder. The rain poured harder.

Lightning lit up the sky. Illuminating the stars. They lay naked. Drenched from the perfect storm.

Thank you. Thank you. Abraham Grayson, spoken word. And Anna Fox

and Amber Steele body language. Wow, you guys really went at it there. There's some percussion to the rhythm

of the words there. So you really used those monkey bars to great effect.

Seemed like that's one of the purposes with girls is just kind of grinding. Excited, I don't want to use it in the scene. Oh yeah.

Girl girl scene with me. Girl girl scene. This is not a scene, this is a show, but hey, that looked like a scene to me.

You think this is a scene? Well sit down, sit down. Have a seat. Hey quiet down in the bar you guys

are bringing over here. No, no, I don't need the mic. You could use the mic or let her use the mic or let her use the mic. You guys can share the mic.

Right, so I heard that somebody was going to make somebody squirt. Is that something I heard? I want to make her squirt.

You want to, okay. She squirted for the first time today. I would like to get it out. Let's see,

let's see. A dick did it before. A dick did it. Okay, well, I would like to assist

with that mission. Really? With your dick? With my cock? You said you knew how to do the forced orgasm.

You can whip your cock out. Well then don't talk about that. Damn. You said you could use your cuffs

to force me to have an orgasm. Yeah, let's do it. Okay. Right, these are adult play parlor cuffs.

Oh, and I see that Tasia is pouring the the agua shots into the adult play parlor

penis shooter dispensers, right? Penis shooters, that's what they're called, I believe. What was that?

These are what? Oh, thank you adult play parlor. Yes, yes, yes. Adultplayparlor.com, right. And these are lovely penis shooters

you can get for your own cocktail parties. So to speak. Yes, a cocktail party. Absolutely, okay.

So you can't drink, right? No. But, would you like a little sip of something before your squirt?

Attempt? Yes, okay. Well, you could actually lick the body powder off of

your lovely new friend here. And I just want to say this is not cocaine. No. This is lime salt.

Okay, body powder, lime salt. Lime salt looks like cocaine. Is it? Okay, here we go. And not really, it's not cocaine.

I think Tasia got a little excited over here. Where would you like to lick it off of her? What was that? I was going to say her pussy, but that would burn.

Yeah, no, that would burn. I'll do it off of here. Right between the titties. Right between the titties. And those are such beautiful little titties.

Nice, nice. They're edible titties. My edible arrangements. Right there are lovely. I will have some later. But right now, okay, so lick a little spot

right there so that you can wet the area. There we go. Okay, very good. And salt, salt, salt. Whoops, right there. Okay.

And where's the drink? Drinky, drinky. Do you have a favorite color, my dear? Purple. Okay.

Oops, that's the one that's not filled. Okay, so I think you're going to either like yellow, orange, no, no, green? How about green?

Green, yes, yes, yes. Okay, so now did you lick right here? Mmm.

Nice tongue action. And here you go. Somehow these cuffs don't seem that threatening because

you can do anything you want in them. Okay, but you could tie them to something. Oh yeah. Okay, so now

unfortunately Abraham is not willing to drink. But where's the microphone here? Here's the microphone. Yes, baby.

Let's have a microphone. Okay, so now what is your objective here? To put her hands behind her back. It makes it a lot harder for her to maneuver, so.

You want it to be hard for her to maneuver? Yes. Just a little bit. She's not going to be able to lean back like that, but okay.

Yeah, okay. Getting your most comfortable position? Most comfortable, okay. Maybe we need to get you back

against the pillows. Okay, here we go. And whoops, whoa, we've got

monkey bars on the wire. All right. Are you comfortable? Yes. Okay. All right, so now here is Amber Steele

who is only 20 years old, but already like a lesbian expert. Is that right? Yes. Oh, wow, okay.

I've had a girlfriend. We have dated on and off for about eight months. Uh-huh. Yeah.

She had no complaints, so. Really? And is she still your girlfriend? No, we're broken up right now. Okay, here's your new girlfriend. I know.

She'll be Miss Fox. Okay. Miss Fox is completely shaved. She is totally

shaved with beautiful high heels. And so what are you going to do with her? Hmm, actually.

Susie, do you have a condom for the vibrator? Yes, condom for the vibrator. Please, condom for the vibrator. And it's got to be plugged in.

That helps. We're waiting on the condom. Meantime, let's have bubbles. Oh, dear one up in heaven, let us have

condoms in plenty. Turn deficient to condoms and the bread into dicks. All right.

And the bananas into dildos and that's real. Okay, so we have a lovely assistant. Yes.

Yes, you do a lovely assistant with some who's having a little trouble getting the condom over the Hitachi but she is doing it. There she goes.

Okay, she's got it. Okay. Have you ever used a Hitachi? I used a mini one before. A mini Hitachi. A mini Hitachi. You mean like one of the really

tiny ones? It's a lot. It's like half the size of it. Right, right. Okay. All right, prepare for

good vibrations. All right, so here you have your instrument of choice. Okay, and

she is taking the Hitachi. All these other toys and the girls always choose the Hitachi. What is that? I love it.

Yeah, okay. Good thing we've got one. And many condoms. Okay, so she is rubbing and now of course her other instrument of choice

is her tongue. So she is tongueing up Miss Fox.

And now rubbing the Hitachi. What do you think of that feeling? It's intense. Intense. Is that the right spot? Yeah.

She's just pushing, pushing. And your arms are tied behind your back. Does that enhance the feeling?

Yeah, because I would be moving more. Yeah, so all that feeling is concentrated. That's what bondage does sometimes. It intensifies

the feeling because you can't move. Well, you're certainly going to come any second. I don't know about squirting, but

whoa. It's an aria. Dr. Suzy, I think we have a volunteer right here who wants to join in the action.

Right there. Right. Raise your hand. Yeah.

Don't be shy, sir. I'm not sure I see this, but certainly you have interrupted the mood, Chris. Who's out there?

Well, to be continued, but can we please give a hand to Amber Singer

and Dr. Fox and fabulous Amber and this is

spoken without work. Great work, Amber. Wow. Amber.

Yes, I love to do it. I love girl, girl. I love everything about women. DPs.

I like to do girl girls myself. I love girl, girl, boy, boy, DPs. I act. Boy, boy.

Maybe small, but I'm really good. I don't know about that one. You can be in small places, so. Girl, girl, okay.

So this was your first time with a real Hitachi? With a real Hitachi. Hitachi. Your life has changed.

Oh, that was amazing. I gotta get one now. All right. Now, do you know this gentleman up here? No.

Is this someone who... He's my guest. That's my boy. Oh, this is your guest? Oh, I see. He's just sort of

attracted by the heat. I see, okay. It called to him. It called to him. And he's a very religious man. He has a cross.

Was that the one who wanted to make it? No, no, that's my other partner. He ain't making it. She never wrote back.

Hi. She never wrote back. How are your arms doing back there? Did they get into a cramp?

I mean, you've been holding them. They're like in a perfect position. They can't move, but they're comfortable. They can't move.

So now, you were in a state of rippling ecstasy. Oh, yeah. Was that an orgasm

or a few orgasms? No, not yet, but that was damn good. That was damn good. I'll take that.

It's hard for me. Who the hell needs an orgasm after that? I said we could continue. We could continue.

You want to continue? The Peter Piper. Peter Piper! Yeah, but that's very tiny.

What are you going to do with that? Stick it in her ear or what? This? I think Teja is an expert in this. Oh, Teja is an expert in this.

Even though she hasn't used it yet. But she is so excited. She's probably been fantasizing about it for a while. Doing dress rehearsals of how she's going to use the Peter Piper.

All right, where's the dope? All right. This is... I mean, is this okay with you?

Okay, because you're all tied up. So we have to get your permission in a very clear way. Okay, the funnest thing.

I think the funnest way to do this is against the rules way where we smoke it when it's in you. But we won't have it too close, you know? Okay.

Maybe we should... We're going to do it. Okay. All right, now I think...

She'll have a smoke and hot pussy. That's the goal. Just don't call it smoke salmon. All right.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Is the fire extinguisher nearby here? Just in case.

But I mean, she doesn't have a bush to catch on fire. She's completely shaped. No, I'm talking about the bedspread. Oh.

Oh, the bedspread. Tasia's a pro. You're talking like we've never smoked in bed. Actually, tonight I was watching an old

dragnet show and it talked about all about marijuana and the future.

There was this guru and then, of course, the dragnet people came in and said, do you understand what the future will mean if people...

He says, yeah, people will be smoking this and everything will change and drop a little acid and the cops just wanted to

pounce on his. But everyone has changed. And we're winning, by the way. We're winning.

So occupy everything. Ooh, this pussy is so wet. Do we want some lube, though? Maybe some lube because this is now a glass thing.

Glass should be easy. Glass is good. Glass is very hygienic. Okay, here we go.

And we have our anal lube. Would you like to do the honors of holding the Peter Piper? Okay, Peter Piper.

Whoa, it's dripping all over my sweater. Okay, let me move the sweater. Okay, and here we go. In we go.

Oh, and she's sticking it all the way in. I don't know about sticking it all the way in. Okay. All right, now it's sort of

at chin level here. What do we do? I think we have to move your yeah, okay. This is why I was thinking maybe untie her

so that she can, I don't know, maybe you don't have to untie her. Yeah, just sit at the edge, right? And we will kneel like you are the smoke goddess.

Yeah, here we go. Amber knows what she's doing here. She is in, even though she's never done this quite before,

always something to learn on the Dr. Susan Block show. That's the thing, we're always learning things and hoping you do too.

Mm-hmm. Okay, so the Peter Piper is now inserted into the pussy. Now, this is

something you, of course, license to do, right? Yeah, absolutely. Okay, good, you have a license. It's like a marriage and family counselor license.

Okay, here we go. Can you reach that? Yeah, okay. Don't burn the pussy, okay?

Here we go. And she is smoking it.

That's a smoking hot pussy right now. Peter Piper. You can smell it, brothers and sisters, right in the room.

Way to go, Tasia. Smoking hot, yeah? Okay. Yeah?

Did it taste, did it smoke like pussy? I've got to try some. I mean, a little pussy flavor to that, yeah?

You want to try some? Yeah, sure. I've got to see if it smokes like pussy. Okay, excuse me, okay. Maybe we should sit you up here

because, you know, have the, actually the gorilla maybe put him behind. Okay. Okay. And here we go.

Ah, beautiful. Wow, this is, this is what I call a smoke. Okay, I'm going to move my microphone. Yeah, yeah. Let me push it in here.

Okay. And I'm going to move the mic now so y'all should talk because I won't be able to, okay? So Dr. Suzy, you're going to put your lips

around the, give a blow by blow here, Chris. And you're going to toke on her smoking, her smoking hot pussy, actually.

So you're, you're, we can kind of hear it a little bit. You're sucking, that's sucking sound.

Oh, there's a car. Oh, there's a car. Okay. Excuse me. And she's, ladies and gentlemen, she's definitely inhaling

and, and I admire Dr. Suzy's. So how does it feel to be smoked?

I'm so stoked. I'm so excited. There's definitely a pussy flavor to that smoke. Okay, my turn. Was it, was it a pussy favor?

Yeah, definitely a nice, nice pussy flavor. And yes, you're right. Little, little like peaches. Peaches. Oh, wow.

Peaches. There you go. Oh, Anna Fox. Well, from what runway modeling

to being a pussy pipe. Right. Okay. Here you go. Okay. How's it feel? It feels good.

Yeah. Yeah. Little penetration. Yeah. After all that vibration. Very nice. Is just what the doctor

ordered. Yes. Yeah. Absolutely. Here we go. And we're smoking it. Just do this every day. Yeah. And, and yeah, as you smoke, oh, this is

good. Tasia is going in and out as she's smoking. Just to, you know, you gotta, you gotta learn to, to use the instrument. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. All right. Very nice. It's, it's very shiny. Very good. Okay.

So does anyone else want to toke here? Well, I shouldn't say that because Johnny

maybe someone, someone in the audience. Yes. Someone in the audience. Someone in the audience with the Johnny Lynch here. Did we get a shot

mad passion of the actual so cute? Okay. You shouldn't smoke marijuana at home like this.

Okay. Oh, I'm smoking the wrong end here. That's beautiful. I'm not sure which end should I

suck this end or smoke that end? Okay. Here we go. So now you can place it in. Johnny. This is Anna.

Right. Do you need it? No, you're actually listening. She is so wet. She is so wet.

This is wet. She is our runway model. Right. Okay. What is going on here if you're

listening on radio, if you're watching, you know what's going on. If you're listening, we are smoking

a Peter, Peter. What kind of pipe are we smoking? This is a Peter Piper. Peter Piper.

And it's appropriately pickle colored. And it's cool. It's actually a cooled pipe. It's cooled by pussy. I don't know if I have pussy juice all over my

microphone or what. My microphone is definitely oily or something. See if it tastes like peaches.

Oh, bubbles and peaches. Okay. Hey Johnny, how was the smoke?

It was the best smoke of my life. Wow. Woo! This is why you don't see us on

regular television, by the way. Yeah. Right. I guess this would be why. Welcome to pussy country. Yeah.

This is definitely something that I don't think is on most of the show. No. In fact even the panographers don't know what we're doing.

Oh, you're getting the chinchilla blood treatment. You like that? It feels good. Very nice.

Come on to a sweet chinchilla. Oh, yes. This is something Teja found for me. Not quite from

the 99 cent store, but almost. How does that feel? It's like a vibrator. It's not quite a Hitachi magic wand.

But it's a little... Do the song part. Play the song. Play the song.

Microphone. Okay, that's enough. That's all right. Shut up.

This is spoken word, brothers and sisters. That is spoken word. Poetry of motion. I guess so.

Well, you are just being fondled and used and abused and loved and worshiped. I love it.

Wow. Okay, what's next? Well, I think we need to do something that's more penetrative. Here, hang on a second. I have a new toy

from the... What happened to it? Oh, here it is. But this actually

is also from Adult Play Parlor. This is also from Pipe Dreams

actually. Pipe Dreams toy. Get that down there on the blog. Yeah, look at that. I don't know if we're going to be able to use it because it is...

That's heavy. I'm not using it on you, honey. No, I know. I know you don't like toys like this

for yourself. I'm going to save that for surgery. This could be nice.

This is... I'm not sure if this is something that is supposed to be like two fingers in the pussy and one finger in the ass.

Or this is supposed to go in the pussy and this goes on top and rubs against the clip. Let's try all of them. Let's see what

comes up. What do you think? Have you ever tried metal? No.

Would you like to try it on Amber? You want to try it on Amber? You're ready to tip her tap. I'm curious about...

Did you want to try it? Yeah. I'm curious about the anal part. Yeah.

Okay. Here we go. I think she might have to be unbuckled for this. Okay, because now she is going

to be in the driver's seat. Okay, so here we go. Unbuckling. And these are the

lovely handcuffs. Such sparkly handcuffs. They are. We have to get more of these from the Don't Play Parlor.

Don't Play Parlor.com. Okay, so here we go. Ana Fox and Amber Steele.

Both from Ideal Management. Is that right? Ideal... Ideal Management. And that's King Isaiah.

King James. You've got a lot of names. I mean between Abraham and Isaiah over here, we've got the whole Bible represented.

Okay. Okay. Look at these girls. They are going after the big knockers

of Kiki Dare. And she has some giant knockers there. No offense, but the dick is a bitch to drink out of. The dick is a bitch to drink out of.

That's a good way to talk. Did you want more? The dick is a bitch to drink out of. The dick is a bitch to drink out of.

Drink out of. That sounds like something spoken word right there. I got it.

You got that one right? The dick is a bitch to drink out of. The dick is a bitch to drink out of. Okay.

Now she is getting tied up. That being, she being Amber Steele.

I'm looking at these dolls. Whoa, while they're doing that. These are the Fetishville dolls. Look at this guy.

He looks dangerous. Let's move in on those dolls. Can we see them? They're busy showing.

Well, that's all right. They can show this too. Show the doll. Where are the girls dolls? Close-ups.

This is not NBC. Here we go. Dolls. Let's get right down to them. There they are.

Just in case you're tired of looking at real people. Stay on the dolls, Master Control. Let's see the dolls. Look at those dolls.

Okay, now we're back to our living dolls, brothers and sisters. And we have the amazing

Amber Steele. And she is wearing her adult play parlor

handcuffs now. And also her monkey bars. Okay, so now

you are ready for something. Okay, so now you're in the driver's seat. Where's the microphone? Where'd the microphone go?

That's right there. Okay, what are you going to do? I'm going to use what's the name of this called? This would be called metalwork.

Double trouble. This is called double trouble by pipe dream. Do we need some lube?

Would we like some lube? Let's see, where is lube girl? Lube girl. Lube girl.

What is this? Is this good lube? Is this maybe some lube? To spit on it.

Yeah, this toy is not going into you, honey. So maybe we need a little more

than spit. Okay, here we go. We have ultimate together.

Wet. And we are very together. And we are coding double trouble from pipe dreams

given to us by adult play parlor. you're getting it all over the place there? Yeah, really wet. Okay.

Are you excited? I'm super excited. You're going to stay up there on your wedges or are you going to lean back?

How do you want to do this? You want to lean back? She's negotiating positions here.

There we go. Ask towards the audience. Well, if you're going to be mooned

you might as well be mooned by a perfect ass, huh? Okay, and she's all tied up pretty much.

And she's getting totally lubed up. Yes, Kiki Dare is lubing up the anus

and the pussy. And now the perpetrator of double trouble.

Yes, I like that. We are predicting trouble here. Ana Fox

and Amber Steele. Okay, so do you know which way you're using that? This way, right? Well, if you want to get that in the ass,

that would be the way. That would be the back end. Okay. And pussy first, right?

There we go. Maybe I should check in with the victim here. Okay, see how you're doing.

Okay. How's double trouble? Oh, it feels good. It's in the pussy?

Is it in the ass? I can't see. It's in the pussy right now, okay. And that's like two big fingers going into your pussy. Oh my God, it feels so good.

Right, okay. Metal is the best. I love metal. Well, glass and metal are both really good. As opposed to, you know, plastic.

Shut up. And here we go. Okay, and now she's getting down. Okay.

Okay, we've got the... We've got it in the pussy, okay. Trying to figure out... We have to take turns from pussy.

Oh, it's going in the ass. You can push me. I hope she has a tight ass. She's 20 years old. Yeah.

Oh, my goodness. It's in the ass now. It's in the ass. In the ass, brothers and sisters.

Can we hear it for the planet Uranus? Okay. How's it feel? It feels good.

Yeah, it feels good. Hear that, everybody? Oh, yeah. Okay, so maybe you go back and forth.

Which do you prefer, the ass or the pussy? I like them both. Let's try pussy now. Put it in the pussy?

Yeah. We go back and forth? And now put it in the ass. We're back in the ass.

You seem to like that asshole. Yeah. What do you like about her asshole? How I can feel it clenching around the toy.

That sphincter muscle is doing its job. And now in the pussy. Okay, how's the pussy? That's good.

Yeah. And as a pro. Yeah, you didn't know you were this good at this. I didn't know, now I know.

Yeah, it's easy. You just kind of do what you like. Girl, girl. That's the principle of girl, girl, right?

Yeah, it's all about pleasing each other. And making guesses based on what you like. Absolutely.

And always checking in to see how you're feeling. How you're feeling. I'm feeling great. Good.

And in the pussy now. Yeah. In the pussy. And

Oh, she's going in and out of that pussy. Now, would it be crazy if I stuck this crazy toy vibrator under your clip?

That would be crazy. Yeah. Right there. Oh, yeah.

This would be better. The Hitachi. Yes. Well, let's get a new condom for the Hitachi.

Okay. New condom, new condom. New condom. Let's see.

Do we have one here? Yep. Alright. Thank you, Kiki, for helping with the props.

Okay. Okay. Okay. And in the pussy.

What is that? Oh, fingers that aren't wet. Tasia's not here. Oh, she got it.

She's working fast. Alright, this is a live show now. Hand dilly-dally. Or dicky-dooey.

Okay. That thing is very dooey. Oh, it's going in and out of the pussy. Yeah.

It's almost in the ass and the pussy at the same time. But you kind of have to go back and forth. Which is fun. It's fun to go back and forth.

Okay. And here goes the Hitachi. Look at that. Pink, pink pussy.

That is an ultra-pink pussy. Yes, it is. Oh, yeah. This is some spoken word.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll keep it right there.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, whoa. Slipped out something.

Sorry, I whispered it. Sometimes it slips out. Oh, yeah. She's getting it.

Yeah. She's got it. Yeah. So good.

Yeah, right there, right there. It slipped out. Well, you know what happened. It's like, like, he cracked it.

Yeah. I had really good pussy muscles. Yeah, it is. They're small.

Yeah, like it hurt. She's going in and out real hard. Amber Steele. Yeah.

And Anna Fox. I think I'm in love. And Katie Dare. And adult play parlor.

And pipe dreams, double trouble. Hold up the toy, yeah? Double trouble, double trouble, double trouble. Double trouble.

Oh, this is bad. Bad news, double trouble. Okay, but that was fun. That was a lot of fun.

Okay, so we know that. So we're, I mean, we're practically at the end of the show. Three minutes? Yeah, three minutes.

All right, so we need to get her sitting up. Make sure she's all right.

And, wow, brothers and sisters, this show went really fast. Yeah. And the after party is upon us,

but first we want to hear where we can find you when you're not here.

So you're sitting on the microphone. This is not a sex toy. Let's see, it lost its condom. Where's the cover to the microphone?

Okay. Well, we can't find it, but we will. There it is, there it is. So Anna Fox.

Fabulous work with your double trouble there. Thank you. And where can we find you? On Twitter.

I'm at A-N-A-F-O-X-X-X at twitter.com. I'm also up on Ideal Image's website.

Ideal Image. I'm so following that. Really? We are going to follow your career.

And now Amber Steele. Yes. You can follow me at Amber Steele. X-X-X-S-A-M-B-E-R

S-T-E-E-L X-X-X Or on the Ideal Image website. That sounds very followable, doesn't it?

How are you feeling? Did you come or did you want? I don't know. This is one of those things

with just a continuous pleasure stream of craziness. I love this toy. It's viable.

Very exciting. All right. And Kiki. Hi. At Kiki underscore dare.

That's spelled K-I-K-I underscore D-A-I-R-E And my upcoming website is official Kiki dare

stillwithii.com Okay. And Mr. Greatson. Yes, babe.

Where do we find you? I'm just on Facebook at the moment. And just is the right word for it because to be on Facebook is really

just. It's just. They own you there. They're the plantation owners

and you're just a sharecropper. That's all I am right now. Get on Twitter, babe. I'm working on that.

Just in case we needed a little cooling off. Downstairs doc, we've got the institute

motor home. Yeah, sitting downstairs. It's a quite an amazing and actually used to be

Obama's bus. Yeah, it's downstairs. We have a motor home too. The motor home is downstairs too, hopefully.

Hopefully, right. But the big black bus. The big black bus is down there. That's down there.

That's Obama's former campaign bus. We'll have to go down and do nasty things. Maybe we'll go look at it. We'll do nasty things everywhere.

All right, and that Chris Gore. Thank you, Dr. Suzy. I always appreciate you allowing me to join in.

Well, thank you very much, Chris. Thank you, doc. It's quite an amazing poem, Chris. I'm glad you like my poem.

Everyone liked my poem, but my girlfriend. Well, you know, I understand that. She fucking hated it. I understand that.

She found out what you really like. Can you talk about these dolls a little bit? Oh, yeah. That's my project, Fetishville,

which you can follow at FetishVIL on Twitter. FetishVILVIL.com It's an animated series

about girls who work at a dungeon. That's all. And one of my tweeters wanted to know when you're going to do a Dr. Suzy doll.

Yeah, you should be on the show. You should be a guest on the show. As the stop-motion animated version of yourself. Ah.

So I'll have to have you record your voice and then we will make a doll of you and then you'll get to keep the doll. How about that?

Well, golly, gosh. Done. All right, good. We just made a deal. I love you, Dr. Suzy.

I love you, too. I love you, Dr. Suzy. Your dirty, perverted mind. Wow.

Okay, so I love all of you and we're going to have our little after-party now. So get ready to have some fun

with the penis shooters and the hula hoops and the Peter Pipers and the brothers and the sisters.

Everybody. Okay, thank you so much. I want you to all remember the bonobos.

They are our mascots and follow the bonobo way of peace through pleasure. You gals are very bonobo-like

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poetry or porn, make like bonobos, not baboons, make love, not war, make love to someone you love tonight,

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