Last Show in The Old Speakeasy!

Full transcript of Last Show in The Old Speakeasy! on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

You're listening to Radio Susie 1 on the World Wide Web and now here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs. Alright brothers and sisters, all you children of sex. I'm gonna light this half-dick here in memory of the old space.

Yes brothers and sisters, all you children of sex, and we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Allah, O Buddha, or the great China teacup in the sky. Uh oh, doesn't matter, stuck, sticky, wicky.

We are all children of sex and it can get very sticky. Can I get an amen? Sounds like a real church in here. A little too solemn.

Can I get an amen? A woman. I want to welcome you to the last show in this building. This old speakeasy as we're now starting to call it.

Ooh, goodbye music. Alright, just bring it down a little bit. Yeah, the speakeasy is on the move. We have been in this space for three and a half years.

Can we have just soft music? Does it have to go completely down? No, just soft. Yeah, there we go.

No, a little lower. Yeah, that's good. I don't know if you guys hear the same way I do. I'm just trying to be comfortable myself in my headphones.

Good. So yeah, hey, look at everybody here. Wow, all these people. Some of you have been here before,

some of you for the first time, and it's the last time tonight. As I said, the speakeasy is on the move. We have been in this space

for three and a half years, and we've been downtown for 15 years, and it's time to go.

When we came here at the end of 1988, this guy, Billy Jeff, was president,

barely, barely. He was getting impeached, but he hung on. And we came to downtown LA.

The Staples Center was just going up, downtown LA was the new frontier, brothers and sisters.

And, you know, that was 15 years ago. And now, all the big corporations

are here, and every ersatz artist on a trust fund has a studio here. And

all the bums are still here on and off the street. So, it's gotten a little too crowded

for us. So, we've got a great new place in West LA. You know, it's kind of weird.

That's where we were before we came downtown, and now, you know, cycles happen. Right?

You should know that, Evie. The snake, the great symbol of the cycle. And actually, you are shedding a little bit,

so I think we're going to cycle you back to your cage. That's right. There you go.

Last show for Evie. Everybody say goodbye to Evie. Bye, Evie. But you'll see her again in the new place.

That's right. You know, it's a different place. And we love this place.

You know, those of you who have been here before know what I mean, and that's why you're back, to say goodbye. It's been our castle,

our pleasure palace, our space. But, it's just a space.

And, you know, feng shui and all, the spirit of the speakeasy, the heart, the soul,

and the gonads of Bonoboville moves with us. This is a movement,

and we are on the move. We are not sharecroppers on some corporate plantation. We are hunter-gatherers,

and we move on, taking only what we can carry on our backs, including about 20 beds, 150 sculptures,

200 paintings, 1,000 books, and a Steinway baby grand piano, so if you can help us with the move, you know,

call us. 213-670-0066, we need it. With our move, bring

boxes. Right now, we need boxes. I know, it sounds so like pedestrian, but the box

is an important aspect of sex, as we all know. So, we need boxes. And paper, people don't have paper anymore,

so we have to scrounge for paper. It's weird. Anyway, you will earn free passes to dr.suzi.tv

and a very special place in sex heaven. we're also having a speakeasy,

old speakeasy, yard sale, okay? Tomorrow, Bennett is in charge of it,

and we have all kinds of stuff. You know, erotic art

and old out-of-date tech stuff, you know? Speakeasy memorabilia at

low prices. So, this is your chance to get yourself a little piece of old

speakeasy history and help finance our move into the new speakeasy in West LA, which is awesome,

but needs a little work. So, we hope you join us there in a few weeks for new adventures in Bonoboville at the new

speakeasy. And I can see some of you are in shock. I can see it in your eyes. You know, and maybe you can feel it.

I am too, you know, but we're saying goodbye tonight. Tonight, we're celebrating, you know, this place

that has been so wonderful for us and such a just such a

space for our fantasies and new relationships, networking, philosophies.

We're going to celebrate and we're going to say goodbye to this beautiful space. The sight of so many great shows,

panel discussions, art exhibits, parties, Sybian rides and orgies.

Who can forget the orgies? Nobody. So, tonight we laugh, we cry, we say goodbye

and we come if you've never come in the speakeasy, this speakeasy

before, now, tonight is your last chance.

And if you have before, well, then I'm sure you're going to want to do it for old time's sake, right? So, be my guest

and come again and again and again you know, make that night the last night last forever

we can do in our hearts. So, anyway I'm now going to talk to some of my guests

some of you are here for the first time virgins and some are old well, not that old.

Yeah. Old drunks. I was going to say it. You know what? I'm going to miss this place

because of the fact that I won drunkest guest of 2012. You did win the award

the Dr. Suzy.TV award for drunkest guest. Yes, and that's something I'm proud of. That's something that I will carry with me forever.

Vodka time. Thank you. I'm going to carry that with me forever. And I also got to play a Jew here which is something that a black man does not

normally get to do. I was Jewish. There are black Jews. I was Jewish in a skit here. I was a Jewish pimp here.

Yeah. I was a Jewish pimp here. I know it. How can I say goodbye to being a Jewish pimp?

Well, you know, that's the thing is you don't have to say goodbye to that because we are moving along and we are going to celebrate

Purim again and I think we're going to request a reprise of your role as a pimp in West Hollywood. Yeah, exactly.

Not exactly West Hollywood but farther south. There we go. Yeah, we definitely want him to reprise that role. That was quite an evening.

But yeah, we're saying goodbye to the walls and the floors and the ceilings. What happened to the rocking horse?

The rocking horse. It's out there. Okay, cool. That's some stuff that I actually use in my act now. I've never seen a horse.

I woke up and it was a horse. A sexual thing? I don't know if anybody saw that one where there was a horse having sex

with a transsexual dude. It was awesome. Your average dude doesn't wake up and see that and just go, oh cool, it's Dr. Susie's show.

What the fuck is strange? Nothing. It's not strange. As long as it's full of love.

Well, I was perfectly comfortable because it was alcohol here so it's like screw it, keep fucking. Well, you know, alcohol is one

of the original aphrodisiacs. See, there we go. It's true. I will never forget the fact that Dr. Susie

taught me how to smack ass correctly. There is a technique to smacking someone's ass. It's not just you just haul off and smacks someone's ass.

I learned that here. How is it done? We are going to demonstrate. I hear from one of our other favorite comics out there

a request for a demonstration of a spanking which we are going to get. Well, I can't necessarily do it on film because I have warrants

so... Ah, for spanking. I'm joking, but I'm not joking about the warrants but I don't want to...

I don't want to push my luck. You've already been seen doing it and it was a... Oh yeah, that's true. Well, I didn't go to jail for it so screw it.

Let's spank. We're gonna, we're gonna spank, we're gonna wang. So, okay. Well, welcome to the last night.

Thank you for having me, dear. We're gonna kiss the floor and the walls but everything else is coming with us including the spirit

and the sex. Mmm. So, we're glad to have you here, Daryl. Oh, by the way, I'm Daryl Wright.

Oh yeah, right. Daryl Wright. I didn't introduce him. We just introduced him as the winner of Drunkist Guess. Just a drunk for like people that watch the show

they already know who I am. I'm drunk as hell all the time. But I am Daryl Wright. And for all of the fans...

And it's not just a Dean Martin drunk. No, it's drunk drunk. It's not the apple juice bull crap. It's drunk drunk.

But for all of the people that follow the show as y'all are moving, remember I gotta say thank you to Dr. Suzy and everybody that back my show.

I actually... Oh, you're on Fox Now. Yes, I'm on Fox Sports Now and we just got picked up

for the new channel, Fox Sports One. Starting August the 22nd I got my TV show on Fox Sports One The Right Turn, which is a NASCAR show.

Sports, right. Own the NASCAR thing. Yes, that's the John Deere hat. Right, right, right. So, remember to check me out. I'll be back on.

You're the redneck black guy. I...ish. I haven't hung a black guy yet so I'm not really technically a redneck yet.

Oh. Okay, well... Really? Really? Y'all can watch still those

but I can't tell a joke about hanging black guys. Really? Really, people? Losing up a little bit in the last show.

Thank you. Wow. That was a joke. People are very... You know what? That's why you're

necessary, Doc. People gotta loosen up. Have fun. Enjoy your life. It's just words. It's just actions. As long as you aren't hurting nobody else,

do what you do. I do. I know you do. I'm talking to people out there that's like, oh, I don't know. Screw people.

You aren't hurting nobody. Do your thing. You know what I'm saying? Sticks and stones may break my bones but names they will excite me.

Oh, my God. So, and somebody excites me that's sitting right next to you. I don't know how you feel but

Jayden Lee is here. Brothers and sisters, put your hands together and welcome. And I met Jayden

at the party for ideal image models at the supper club,

L.A. Supper Club. Where they have beds everywhere. It was really awkward because you're trying to stand up after a couple drinks and you're like,

okay, it's not as bad. Yeah, well because everybody was standing on the beds. We don't do that very often.

I mean, with heels, right. I mean, we have a lot of beds too. But you lay down? Well, people sit, lay down, you know, fuck.

I mean, you know, whatever. But standing on the bed in high heels that is the supper club's you know, kind of trademark.

I mean, it was fun. We had a really good time. Yeah, did you have a good time? Yeah.

And so I invited you here and are you with ideal image management? No.

I just went to their party. I see. Are you an independent? No, I'm with L.A. Direct model.

L.A. Direct? Okay. Well, lucky L.A. Direct. Yeah. And so how long have you been in the biz? It's been a little over a year and a half.

And what's your specialty? I do a lot of anal. Anal?

Wow. You know? Okay, there's a lot of supporters out there.

Wow, you do a lot of anal. Like hardcore. So like some bondage or like being choked.

Choked? We're just talking about spanking earlier. I mean, is that too tame for you? No, it's just in my personal life

I don't get to fulfill all my fantasies about being in the adult industry I got to do all of that. Yeah, what do you mean your personal life?

Are you married? No, I mean just I don't know. Just being a single girl and just, you know,

meeting guys at the supper club and dancing around on beds. It's not too much going on. So get into the adult industry.

This is a motivation for a lot of girls who get into the adult industry. A lot of guys too, but just to have

spice up your sex life. I have to get out of the house more because I thought spanking was something I haven't gotten to choking and shit yet.

You know what? I don't advise it. No, no. Choking. No, no, no, no, no. It's dangerous. Don't try this at home.

I mean a lot of people are into it and they do it here. And they seem to know what they're doing but I just get afraid that a lot of my

viewers don't and it just takes a second or the wrong thumbs, you know, to go bye bye,

not just to the building. So you're a brave girl. Be careful who wraps their hands

around that pretty little throat. Yeah, you should slap them. Well, we're going to get into slapping and, you know,

some other exciting things. But Jayden Lee, we're really happy to have you here. Can you just model your outfit? Yeah, can you just show us your outfit a little bit?

This is ivory vase kind of sheath strapless

and look at that booty. Very pretty. Very beautiful. Oh, and look at that. She's wearing very,

very patriotic shoes. Yes. Happy Fourth of July. I mean, we celebrated that last week. But yeah,

they're very cool. You can wear them anytime and be patriotic. So, yeah, is this your first time here? Yes. This is your virgin voyage.

Yeah. Yeah, it's a special show. I know, I'm excited. It's your last show. So, Fania, you've been here a few times.

Fania brothers and sisters, can we put our hands together? Welcome the Naughty Realtor. Fania, we're leaving.

Hi. Oh, it's sad. Get close to the microphone. It's sad. Is it sad? I mean,

it's exciting. Well, I have a lot of memories here. You do? Tell me about your kinkiest. My what?

Kinkiest memory that comes into your mind. Last week. Oh my gosh. Damn. Oh, yeah, she was here with Stephen St. Croix

and he was just all over you, but she didn't even get his pants off. But he got everything of yours off. It was very good of him.

And then, my, my, you were having a lot of fun. You earned your title of the Naughty Realtor. You definitely did.

I guess. Yeah. So, I mean, to say goodbye

to this place, this building, you know, I mean, we're not saying goodbye to the Speakeasy

or Bonoboville, because we're just moving it, right? And you went and visited our new building. Yeah.

Yeah. Are you excited? Yeah. And stressed. Very. So, we have to say goodbye to

Bonoboville with Bonoboville communion. Oh,

of course. Of course. Right? Oh, you look like you're going to cry. Oh, no. Just the light's my eyes.

The lights in your eyes. Yeah, they've been dry kind of today. Oh, okay. Would you want to come up on the, on the stage then? I guess.

Well, then the light won't be in your eyes. Good point. Now or later. Now or later. No time like the present.

I love Dr. Suzy. I love you too, my darling. Can I introduce my friend I brought? Yes. Let's have her come up to the microphone.

I wish I was that smooth. What's her name? This is an unusual story too, actually. Okay. What's her name?

Amanda. All right. Amanda. Come on up to the mic. And so, Amanda, what's your story? Which one?

Oh, I don't know. The one that... Fani and I know each other through an ex-boyfriend. Oh. He was a very good friend.

I see. Here's your microphone. Yeah. Let's get our Bonoboville communion juice ready.

And so, you met through an ex-boyfriend. Yes. Okay, so you've had sex with the same guy

at the same time? Yeah. At the same time? Good sex. Really, you had a threesome with the same guy.

No, not with Fania. Fania was his stepmother. Excuse me? Oh, no.

Whoa. Truth be told. Now, I know Fania is a milf. But I thought her kids were underage.

What's going on here? Her mic isn't working. Chesting? Yes.

Chesting? Is that what you said? Chesting. Okay. Anyway.

My ex-husband was a little bit older and had three grown children. Well, they're grown now. The eldest, Brett, which

I was very close with. Obviously. Amanda was his girlfriend and he passed two years ago from a heroin overdose.

Oh. They were no longer together, I don't think at that time. But we lost contact and she wasn't really sure what happened to him.

And then last week I went into a sex shop to buy my own Hitachi. Very good. By the way, here's the

DrSuzi.TV Hitachi in case you need it. And Amanda was working there.

You're working in a sex toy shop. Lo and behold, there I was happy to help Fania. Wow. After knowing each other for 10 years.

And you sold her the Hitachi? I did. Well, my manager helped her but I was able to catch up and reminisce so it was good.

Awesome. So you should come up here with Fania because I see some of my other guests have arrived. When did the threesome happen?

When did the threesome happen? The threesome. When did that? The threesome wasn't... Was that with... No, there was no threesome.

Oh. I know. I thought so too. I know. I thought of...

Would that be like incense or something? That mother threesome? Well, I don't know. There's so many different relationships nowadays.

I don't think we get picky about it. So why don't you come on up here? Okay. And so now...

Is this... Cat Dior? Yes. This is your first time here. So come on up here.

Yes. And... Get right up to the microphone. This is Cat Dior, brothers and sisters.

Put your hands together and welcome her. Now... You were introduced to us by our lovely friend Amor...

Amor Hilton. Talk right into the microphone like you're giving it head. Is this right? Are you doing it right?

That's very good, yes. Now don't actually swallow it because that could short-circuit us. That would hurt.

But do, you know, get close. So we hear that lovely voice. Yeah, you could lick it, you know, a little bit. So...

Yeah, Amor... I think she's got a fever or something. She's sick, yeah. But she wasn't able to make it.

But you're here and you brought a friend. Yes, this is Natalie Moore. Natalie Moore is behind you, okay. Well, applause, applause, applause.

Thank you. And so you are... How would you describe yourself? Model and adult entertainer

slash actress. Model and adult entertainer. Okay. And how long have you been in the business?

Seven months. Kind of new. Pretty new. And what drew you in?

I got fired from one of my other jobs and I was like, fuck this. Yeah, I'm gonna just...

Fuck that. Can we hear what the other job was? I was an MA. An MA?

Is that like the master's program? No, wait. Medical assistant. Medical assistant, okay. A medical assistant.

A lot of people in nursing and medicine get into porn somehow. Maybe because you're dealing with bodies anyway.

Why not have fun with them? But you can't touch the patients. Corn bodies are a lot younger though, right? You're typical patients.

Yeah, it's a different... More attractive body. I don't mind. Okay, cool.

For medical assistant, it's younger bodies that you're dealing with in porn. Sometimes, it really depends. It was like a family clinic

so you have all types of people going in there. Maybe those balls were too young. Have you ever played a nurse yet? Okay, cool.

Have you played a nurse yet? I have not, no. By the way, brothers and sisters, this is Anthony Nguyen

who just said hello wanting to know if Cat had granted his nurse fetish.

You got a nurse thing? Oh, I like to be taken care of by nurses, yes. Yes, isn't that nice? Can you imagine?

A nurse porn star is like the best combination. Right? Nurse porn star. I like that.

Absolutely. This is your first time here. What do you think? I love it. It makes so much fun.

It is, but we're moving. This is our last night. We're going to rock it out. Anthony, say goodbye to the space.

I'm going to miss this place. You've been here for a while. A couple of years now. The walls.

This has got to be my favorite drink and draw location. Okay, but now we're actually moving closer to you.

West LA. Well, yeah, I'm out there often. We'll be closer. Right, but it's the last night

so we have to be all sentimental and all of that. So where's my bonobo juice? Bonobo juice?

Ready to shots. Selena. Hello, everybody. Selena is here.

And Selena is actually one of our therapists at the institute. Not only is the speakeasy moving

brothers and sisters, but the institute is also moving. You know, because the speakeasy moves with the institute.

The institute is our sex therapy wing, which actually supports the rest of this playtime.

And so we're moving too. And Selena is one of our therapists. She does phone therapy and webcam therapy.

So are you ready to teach your friend bonoboville communion? Oh, my. Yeah? Are you ready to learn bonoboville communion?

Are you participating? What do you have to say? You're absolutely gorgeous. Oh, well, thank you. Doesn't she have good taste?

She got my mind off of bonoboville communion for a second there. Wow. Well, thank you very much.

Well, you could always do it with my titties, but, you know, I thought you might want to do it together. You know, the bonoboville communion.

Okay, so you know how to do it. So first of all, we expose ourselves to

the spirit of the speakeasy. We got a tough fist back in. Yeah. Are you ready?

Huh? Are you ready? Okay, we need a little music, I think. Yeah.

Whoa. Yeah, hold on to her microphone. I will. I'll hold it. Here we go. Okay. Yeah, hold it.

Oh, yeah. Those are nice big pillows, aren't they? Beautiful. What size are they? Double D.

But they're natural, so they look a lot bigger. Can we have a hand for this double D so she can get it out better? No, it's got to stay out.

For the bonoboville communion. That's the idea. It stays in. I know, I know, I know. Can we give her some support?

She's never done this before. Okay. So first thing is, she has to lick it. Okay.

So first, I listen to the moisture for the salt to stick. Right. Very good. Okay, so here we go.

That's quite a bit to lick. Yeah, she's doing it very well, right? Mm-hmm. Okay, and she got some nice lipstick all over it,

and it has risen to the occasion. Salt? Very nice. Yeah. Drink to that.

Cheers. Okay. And this is communion here in the Church of Bonoboville. And now we lick the salt.

Oh, lick the salt first. You lick the salt. Yeah, first. Lick it up.

And now we have this shot of the penis that will not make any man fall.

Yeah. Where was that the last time that I was here? Where was that one the last time? Oh, we had some...

Because you had one that was like eight feet tall and climbed up the Empire State Building. But we didn't drink out of it. Oh, yeah, that's true.

All right, so that was the Bonoboville communion. Yeah. Okay. What did you drink? Yeah? That was good.

Okay, but you didn't even get to have a drink there. So now you get to. Okay. Yeah, you do it, you know, now.

Okay. Here she goes. Bonya, the naughty realtor. That's it off.

And, you know, it's fitting that we would have our realtor do this as we're leaving the old building and going into

the new building. It's like the realtor should be doing the first communion of the night.

Yes, it's right. It's very special. Very special. So now suck it up. So you hadn't had a threesome before,

but now you're kind of half threesome here. Not threesome, but I could be involved. Oh, down that hatch, girl.

Yeah. Okay, let's hear it. What is your girlfriend's name again? Amanda. Amanda. Let's hear it for Amanda.

Yeah. Okay. So I need to get some other people up here because

we need to get other people up here. So let's see. Who's going to get up on the bed?

And who was to Bonoboville Communion? Does anybody here want new girls? Would you like to do

Bonoboville Communion? Would you like to do that? Are you of age to do that? Yes. We are of age. We must be of age.

Actually, interestingly, you don't have to be over 21 to just present your titties as the altar for Bonoboville Communion, but to partake

in the communion you must be of age. And I'm not sure if that's the case with Catholic church.

I don't know. You are Catholic. Oh, very good. Okay. Have you taken communion lately? Yeah. Did you have wine

or grape juice? You had wine when you were little. There you go. See, these priests get to give wine to little kids.

What is that? That would be far more decadent than what I'm doing here with

adults. But anyway, that's garbage. Where is my church the hands I want? That's garbage. Well, what church are you from?

It's fun once you get all the people in church drunk and shit. Then it's fun. What religion did you grow up with?

I'm Christian. Christian. You are currently Christian. I love this when porn stars are currently religious.

And what does that mean? Jesus loved the prostitutes of course, so why not the porn stars? Is that the explanation? Well, like I said earlier

I'm saving my vagina for God but my asshole is just like a, you know, in and out. Did you say that before?

Whoa. Interesting. Is that your thing too? Cause I know you said you were an anal queen. For me,

I was into more precious than my pathetic. Just because I do a lot of extreme sex too.

You do. So you're a full golf course. Yeah, you're the full course. But you, okay, well

cool. You know, I'm supportive of all your girls and all your decisions to, you know, open up your bodies or close them

off or whatever you want to do. You are of age to do Bonoboville Communion and to do what you want with your bodies. Interesting. You won't have

pussy sex. How about Vicki? Actually, I do. But I just

say that. I want to seem somewhat holy. That's why, you know, you came across that way for about two minutes.

Yeah. And now we know you're just another naughty girl. But hey, it's like CSI like she got to the bottom of that

real quick. Are you sure? Well, that would have been interesting. It would have been. I thought that was the case. And then she just kept asking questions

and asking questions. I didn't expect her to ask any more questions. See, that's what I thought too. I thought she was going to leave it there, but she kept asking questions. You're like CSI. Well, I'm a therapist.

You know, you have to dig deep. I got to get to know you fast because this is my last night for a few weeks.

But you know, that's cool. You're thinking. You operate like a magician with a hand

and mind and all kinds of things. Kegels work. Kegels, yeah.

They do. Me? Not lately. All it does is squeeze my nuts together closer.

Make your nuts tighter? Get close to the mic. Some guys have saggy balls

like the one thing. No, you don't want saggy balls. That's where the Kegels for dudes comes in. Saggy, nothing to discuss.

Yeah, it like pulls your nuts up, yeah. I'm trying to figure out who I can get up out of a chair here. Everyone seems so comfortable,

but I have these other guests. Anthony, you are not saying anything. Oh, okay. You want to sit back there for a sec?

Yeah, yeah. And let, well, let's put Selma up here. Selma sins. Brothers and sisters,

put your hands together. She is looking so sporty. And her t-shirts and shorts and big earrings.

Hey. Hi. How you doing? Good, how are you? Good. We had a good time at Supper Club LA. Of course we did.

Yeah, we sure did. We danced a little butts off. We did. We had fun. It was, you know, we were talking earlier, Jaiden and I.

You know Jaiden? Yes. Yes, about how, you know, the bed situation is not quite as cool as our bed situation.

Right. I mean, you know, you got to stand on the beds in high heels and kind of dance around here. You get to lie on the beds. Right. Okay. So I guess maybe

I should come back. Supper Club LA, you're going to invite me back to actually eat in bed. That might be interesting. That would be fun.

The eating in the bed, right? Max is afraid we'll spill everything all over, so I don't care. It's like everybody dancing around

and y'all having a hamburger. That would be cool as well. Well, I don't know if they have the dancing while people are eating. That would be cool. It's a crazy place.

But it's kind of cool. And we certainly had a fantastic time celebrating ideal image models one year anniversary

brothers and sisters. Yeah. We love ideal image management and image models, image management and of course

there is the king Isaiah right behind you. Oh, sure. Yeah, the king behind the throne. Oh boy. Yeah.

So yeah, so you've been here for a while. You've been coming back and forth. Yeah, thank you. So we're going to say goodbye to the walls and the ceiling

and the floor. But we're bringing the spirit and all the stuff, the dildos, you know, the wall hanging.

Yeah, we're definitely going to be thinning in your new place. Yeah. All right. Well, that's the important thing. You're going to come to my new place and it's worth all the lugging

of boxes. So speaking of boxes, Dr. Suzy, I'm looking at you now

and all I can think is fuck Yale. Right. And I mean that sincerely fuck Yale because look at your panties

and talk about those panties, Dr. Suzy. You need to explain those panties to us because all I can think when I look at your panties is fuck Yale.

Well, you know I mean, I hope you mean it in a good way. Fuck in a good way because of course these are

my beautiful Yale panties that are no longer available on Broadway because

you know, they saw me wearing them because, you know, they were selling them for a while. That's really hot, Dr. Suzy.

I'm the only one to wear them actually out in public. So they started, issued me a cease and desist letter about the panties

and I said, you really want to sue me over these panties? Go ahead make my day. And

they didn't, you know. Some bullshit. I'm sure Yale they didn't want me wearing them. I'm sure Yale's applications went up by 20%

if somebody saw you with those underwear on. Of course. I tried to tell them that. But anyway, yeah, they're on sale now.

Not these. Well, maybe I should sell these since I need some money now to make the move. Okay, but $1,500. Yeah, that's right.

All right, so Thank you, Dr. Suzy. Thank you, Chris and Chris Gore, brothers and sisters. This is Chris Gore

one of our other favorite comedians, right? So, you know, we're saying goodbye to the walls and I know I have so many memories here.

Watching girls get finger banged. Yeah. Seeing boobs. I think that we should relive some of those memories

by actually seeing boobs tonight. I'll start with mine. Yeah. They're a little hairy. Yeah, let's see. But you could see my boobs. You could see them. They're a little hairy.

But let's go. Maybe that'll inspire other girls and or dudes speaking to my

comedian friend at the end. We can all show our boobs. We can. Male or female. Let's go.

Let's make it a boob night tonight. I think he's and also fuck yell.

Now I know you mean that in a good way. I mean that in a positive way

because you mentioned box and so that got me going. It's a loving relationship that I have with my alma mater.

And that's why I wear the panties because they helped to raise me and because my first voluntary orgasm was

at Yale. Because I learned how to do it brothers and sisters and there were no Hitachi magic wands back then.

I had to just squeeze and release and play play play play play and then woo! It happened. But now we have

no one showing their boobs. You know we will. Oh wait. Here we go. Now we're talking.

Come on. And applause. This is Pat Viore and her beautiful boobs.

But you know that was too brief. Fuck fireworks. Fuck fireworks.

She's wearing a pearl necklace. Oh. Later she'll be wearing a pearl necklace. I'm just saying.

Now would you like to do Bonoboville communion as long as your boobs are out? Oh. Oh.

She's already licking without the salt. She's already starting. And so this is your friend. Natalie.

Natalie Moore. Why don't you come on up here Selma? Of course. And maybe we have a little more communion here.

With our girl Selma. Do you know Selma? She was actually one of my first convenience. I don't know if she remembers.

One of your first communion. Well then you should do another communion for old time's sake. Okay.

Definitely. You can hold the mic for them. And this is Natalie Moore. Nice to meet you.

I like your choice of millinery wear. Thank you. Very smart. Try to look like the hostess.

It's good. I love it. No, I would wear that. Very nice.

It's cat cat. You're ready for Easter. So, you were about to start licking her boobs. Are you two good friends?

Lovers? Now we are. We're everything. We're friends.

Have you done scenes together? No. Jayden I have actually. You have?

Well, small world. Alright. And you are also an adult entertainer? Yes.

Oh, very good. Did you ever have a scene with that hat on? Oh, I would. I don't think it would stay on very long.

Well, yeah. Have it on for a while. Let it go off. Come on. So, are we doing more bonoboville communion?

Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Here she is, brothers and sisters. This is Selma.

Sin of ideal. Solidarity, ladies. Solidarity. Let's all go. Oh, yeah.

She looks so hot in nothing but her little shorts. And she keeps playing with her shorts. I think you should take those off. Yeah, take them off.

It's hot in here. Yeah. Okay, and where did our little salt arrangement go?

Okay, where's the bartender, damn it? The bartender, yep. Yep, yep, yep. Except

you're going to do it off of her boobs. I think she needs to do it off of yours. Yeah. You didn't take yours out. You should.

You let her do it, you know. You don't want to get you too drunk too quickly since you're our realtor. Right, okay.

So watch how it's done, folks. I mean, not... I mean, you don't have to do it. Bonoboville Communion is not a requirement here.

Actually, nothing is a requirement. We just like to have fun. Yeah, what do you like... What is your specialty?

People like my gay bin asshole, too. I do some anal too. There's a lot of assholes.

I don't know whether we're going to have anal tonight or maybe we could just look at your assholes and compare them. I love all these assholes.

Yeah, could we see some assholes, maybe? We're going to do that. Yeah, don't let me forget that. We're going to see assholes.

I love all the assholes that are here. Yeah. Nobody singled out in terms of that, by the way.

Everyone. Did you do it? Okay, here we have the song. Okay, you're about to suck it up.

And... Here we go. Oh, you have one. Okay.

Here you go. Mmm. And Fania being the real estate agent, of course, has a very becoming sunburn.

Mmm. Mmm. This is your first time here. What do you think of this place?

You love it. Talk it to the microphone. I love it. Are my friends Lotus and Johnny? Lotus is here.

Oh, love you. I love Lotus. And her Johnny John. Lotus Lane and Johnny Treso.

Somewhere around here. Oh, yeah. We do love them. So,

maybe somebody wants to play with a toy. As long as it's not that ape you brought out last time, sweetheart. What?

As long as it's not that monster you brought out the last time. The monster? Yes, the monster. Who wants a bunny?

You want a bunny? No, it was that. It was the balloon, basically. No, the last time

that I was here, Dr. Suzy brought out the balloon and had people play with it. Which is very humbling for someone like me.

Alright. Well, I think that someone actually stole that toy. Which is why I'm not talking about it anymore.

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know that. Because it was actually, I believe it was your friend. My friend? Yeah, yeah, yeah, your friend, of course your friend.

Stole something? Yeah, she admitted to it and in a way she deserved it. That's kind of cool. It was

Amanda's friend. Somebody stole something and it's a friend of mine. Big girl, brand,

Brittany Blaise. Brittany Blaise. She stole it. She took it home.

I asked her and, you know, where is it? I knew she had it because I had a softball game on Friday and I could have used it for a baseball game.

You could have used it, right, I know. Brittany, you got to lend it to Darryl for baseball. Alright, so we've had our bonobo vocation.

So are you going to play with the toy? She stole it? How trackman is that? Well, you know,

I think she just didn't think of it as stealing. I think she thought of it as her boyfriend. That thing made her squirt.

It was big enough to be a boyfriend. It was big enough to play center for the Clippers. Yeah, yeah. It was flash brown.

Dildo, yeah. Big dog. I don't know what the name was, but I know that he got 10 points

and 8 rebounds in the last playoff game. That Dildo did. Oh, yeah. Okay, so we are opening up the bunny,

which is a gift from California Exotic Novelties. Yeah.

And this is a bunny kiss here and it's very blue. Does it have batteries in it? No.

Oh, we got to get batteries. Okay. Batteries. Batteries, I don't know. Here.

So in the meantime, we have the Sybian. Oh, okay. Oh, here we have batteries. I got jumper cables.

So, so where are we now? So we have our photographers all sitting on top of this thing.

So I can't see my guests. So, you guys, I mean, we want to

feature you in some way without pushing you to do anything you kind of don't want to do. So what do you think? Do you want to

do Bonoboville Communion? Do you want to show everyone your the thing you keep talking about, which is your magnificent buttholes?

Yeah? Should we have a mess? That's something we don't hear every day. A butthole?

Yeah? How about that? Can I judge it since I was a Jew? I can judge buttholes. What do you judge them on the basis of?

Who shows it? Okay, so whoever shows it gets a prize. Oh, I would like to see that.

Come on up here, Jaden. Yeah. And then you get your choice of a toy.

Wait, wait, wait. As long as the photographer doesn't put his booty in my face again and make it wink, because that'll be disqualification. All right. Come on up here,

Jaden. Let's have a little music as she walks up the floor. And Lotus, come on up here, Lotus. Lotus, come sit down

in the chair. I can't hear you. Okay, go ahead. All right, here she is, brothers and sisters.

Jaden, please. So where's the microphone here? Look at this. Beautiful girl in

patriotic shoes. Yes. And you have told us that you have this specialty

in your anal performance. Is that right? Yeah. Okay.

And so you make it wink? Yes. Well, I don't know if I can, but you can... I might just be bored at home sometimes.

When you're bored at home, you make your butthole wink. I thought that's why they had DVRs. Or I could make my butt cheeks like, move

on. Brothers and sisters, do we want to see an example of this? Yes, we do. Yes, I think we do.

Okay, so here she goes, Jaden. Yeah, okay. Lifting up the skirt.

Got a little Panty on. Oh, a little Hello Kitty Panty. Yes.

Oh, here we go. Down go the panties. Yes, brothers and sisters. And we are

now privileged to view this beautiful, sweet big E. Mm-hmm.

And so much taking the video. Yeah, okay. Oh my. And look at this. This is so patriotic. This is

like, pussy-popping by the flag. You know what? I've never felt more patriotic

in my whole life. Oh, I tell you. That's a beautiful thing. God bless America. Beautiful. Mm-hmm.

What's your secret? Muscle control? How much practice did that take? I don't know.

America's got talent. Yeah. Right. Okay. So, and this is the famous butthole that has been

taking a lot of stuff. It's really tight. Oh, it is. Well, it looks very tight and

very clever. It's winking. It's that big brown eye. My brown eye. Yeah.

Beautiful. All right. Let's give a hand to Jayden Lee and her magnificent asshole.

Chris Gore missed that, right? Okay. So you get a toy. Where did my bag of toys go? To pick a toy.

Including this big thing here. Whatever you like. Here we go. Mm-hmm.

That's like handcuffs and these are vibrators. So, okay.

Where's Lotus? Lotus was going to sit down. She was there. Okay.

So, it's going to get somebody else in there. How about Mo? Mo the monster.

Oh, the nipple clamps. All right. Very good choice. Oh, my God. Can we get those on?

I just got a tweet from one of my fans that are watching this and they said me and Jayden Lee agreed that saggy balls are disgusting.

All right. You've got something in common with your fans. Oh, Mo is here. Oh, I meant you to sit at the mic,

but this is fine. You're in the house. Yeah. You know Mo?

No. Would you like to meet Mr. Mo, the monster? He's a regular lately here

and with ideal image models. Ah. Perhaps you might allow him to put your nipple clamps on.

Sure. Do you know how to put them on? That's the question. Do you know how?

Do you have the knowledge? It's the first for me. I'm into more tying on the neck and bonded stuff like that.

Okay. Well, Selma can help. Yeah. We're going to make it happen here. You have to unscrew it.

Unscrew it as opposed to screwing it. Mm-hmm. Miles, why don't you sit down and say hello?

You can take pictures, but you've been tweeting all this nice stuff and this is your last night, our last night

at the Speakeasy in this building. Oh, there's monkey bars. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Miles, you know about my piano, of course, that we've got to move now. Do you know any piano movers?

Actually, let me look into that. Yeah, you're going to move it. Maybe we can get some grip guys to help you out. So, do you want to say goodbye to this place

in any particular way? Wow. I'm waiting for this guy to decide if he's going to do the neck winner

or the one that you told him to. Mm-hmm. Well, he's doing a good job. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Although, you know,

yeah, okay, they're holding. Mm-hmm, look at that. You're so polite, right? Mm-hmm.

Jayden Lee, brothers and sisters. Woo! Can't touch too hard or else you got to make them tighter.

Yeah, I got to make it a little tighter then. Okay. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, that was a very good choice, so you struggle with that. All right, so ladies, I mean, she already did this thing with her butthole, so I don't know if you want to do that

or, you know, you don't want to you don't... I have not bleached my asshole, so that is a no.

But I will flash all night. Well, we appreciate that. Don't we? Yeah, you do.

Uh, and would you like to do the Nobleville Communion with your friend or do you just want to flash? Does that involve drinking?

It does. You don't drink. You're driving. Oh, don't drink it for you. Not too much, but I can...

I'm like a mixed drink. I'll down a mixed drink. How about that? Yeah, that's what we have here. Oh, perfect. Then, yeah, we can do that.

It's just a little community. I'm down for that. Right. Okay. So if you want, you could come up here

and we'll set you up. Here, hold on to this. Somebody hold this. And, uh,

where is some assistance? Uh, yes. Can you just move the Sybian in the back?

Mmm. Just kind of move it kind of back there so that they can sit down here

and the bed is moving around. Hello, monkey bars! Hello? How are you doing? Yeah, how are you doing?

You know, I got my monkey bars on my big gorilla. Yeah.

Because I'd love to have animal sex. I doubt it. Mmm-hmm.

Yeah, baby. Mmm, mmm, mmm. So, uh, are you speaking? Get a microphone. It's right between your legs.

Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever seen monkey bars? Anybody want to try them on?

The monkey looks like a good fuck. Okay, poor gorilla. He loses the monkey bars. And, here we go.

So, who's going to put them on? Okay. So, uh, we are happening. Okay, you got the bonobo juice ready.

Okay, so, uh, are you going to do it with her? Sure. Hey, Lotus. You're back. Talk into the microphone.

Oh, I had to get a drink refill. Oh, I see. Of course. Oh, oh, oh, yes. With the ass being shown.

Right. Well, you know, you guys here in Bonoboville, you should let the ladies look.

Because when ladies look, that turns them on. When they see it, they want to do it.

And they feel good. It's great. Hey, Isaiah. Hey, Dr. Seuss. It's her last night in these walls.

I know, but you know I have to be here. I know. You've been here a long time. Hey, I don't want to miss it. Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, the spirit is traveling with us.

All right, I'm going to need your new address, too. So, I'll travel with you, too. It's in West LA. It's this top secret right now. We don't want all the riffraff coming.

But, uh, we'll give all you people our address. The cool people and the hot people. Sound good. So, yeah.

But we have to take a bite of this place. You've had some fun here. Yes, I did. What's the most fun you have? It was some crazy times, you know?

I mean, you know, I can't say that, you know, I've been very good here. But it's been some great times.

You could say it. You've been very good. I love it. And very bad. Mm-hmm.

He's not just a PR guy, brothers and sisters. He's a stud. I'm on tight time with it. Mm-hmm.

I'm stuck. Sticky. Oh, Mo, what was your favorite show? Favorite time here?

My favorite time was driving you and Amore Hilton on the bike school. Favorite time. The monster likes to be the chauffeur.

Driving that. The lady and the limo driver. I mean, the rickshaw driver. All right, so

now these ladies need to do bonobovo communion. You ladies are not teaching them. Okay? Okay, we need a little teaching.

So first of all, titties, titties are out. And that has been agreed is... Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Titties out. Okay, and hold this. And now the salt, please.

Salt. Mm-hmm. Now we have the dick song when the titties come out. I guess there's something appropriate about that.

I'm not sure what. So, uh, my tits, you know, okay. So now you lip the tits.

You lip one one nipple, yeah. Get the surface of the altar wet

for communion. I love it. And now we have the salt. Pretty much.

You know, I mean, there's nothing new under the sun. But this is communion, and you go boom-sheet-a-chambelet.

So now you lick that, and then you take your shot. This is going to be her shot. And then you'll get the next one. Mm-hmm.

Yum, yum, yum. Oh, no, no, she gets it. Uh, now we need another one for you. And, yeah.

Balls up is the best way. Because otherwise it leaks all over your chest. Which is also kind of good. Look at those balls, like she loves it.

Mm-hmm. Okay, hat is coming off. Things are getting wild. Mm-hmm.

Okay, so, put it open, talk into the microphone. Best little green cock ever. Best little green cock ever.

Now, wouldn't you all like to have a girl like this say that to you, even though it's a weird thing to say? Best little green cock ever?

No, that would suck, doc. First of all, it's little, second of all, it's green. Yeah. But it sounded so sweet the way she said it.

So, sincerely. Yeah, it always sounds sweet when you... It always sounds sweet when you pull out a little green cock. It's not his fault he's green, it's not even he's green.

Yeah. She's like, no, I gotta go to the doctor for that shit. Something went wrong. Your turn to Vic, the alter.

Yeah, it's like a leprechaun status. Mm-hmm. Now, here goes Kat Dior, down on Natalie Moore's

alter of she knows what she's doing. She knows what she's doing. Yeah. Look how red it got.

Mm-hmm. And now, there we go. I feel like, you know...

By the way, this is the only red penis I will fit in my mouth. Bloody fairy dust. Bloody fairy dust. I ain't got shit to say.

I ain't got shit to say. I wish I had a comeback for that. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you don't want to put it on blast.

All right, and she's driving, so you don't have to drink the whole thing. Uh, I was going to have a chat. You feel she has to drink the whole thing.

So this means you have to stay pretty late, girl. Yeah, let's hear it. Kat Dior. So now, is your heart yummy?

Jewish Pimpin. Put the music on. Is that Jewish Pimpin music? Yes, it's Jewish Pimpin music.

So, okay, so I think just a lot of people are bar mitzvahs. The Noboville communion. You haven't yet.

You should. I've done one, but I'm not opposed to doing a second or third or fourth or whatever number this would be.

Would you do it with one of these gentlemen? I'm just saying. I'll make him do it. Okay, that's awkward.

It's never awkward. Why is that awkward? It kind of hurt. No, because I was like,

No, you know what? That's how the Noboville girls sometimes are, but then they put out. Oh.

Because I don't want it to be chosen at random. I want to choose at random. Exactly. You should. You should choose.

What you want. How you want. With whom you want. Okay.

Come on up here. Woohoo! The Noboville communion brothers and sisters. Yes.

You do. I know. Well, I have a little nipple. Yeah. Okay, here he is.

King Isaiah. We love Isaiah. All right, so let's see. So I believe that the first altar will be lotus.

I think you're offering yourself, right? You're taking off your clothes. Mm-hmm. Yes.

Mm-hmm. Look at that beautiful body. Just throw that back there when you won't find it. That's good. Okay.

All right. So now... You can... Oh, glass.

Oh, you have that one. You get a big one. You're a big boy. I gotta do it big. No, no, no.

Salt first. Guys don't really get up here. You're not creative enough. You just be lucky.

We didn't give you a little plain dick. I think you're taking the extended remix version. I don't know. You gotta do the remix.

Yo, I was taking the long version. I know what I'm doing, but I'm taking my time. Your turn. I'd say you gotta lick it off my balls.

Mm-hmm. Oh, hell. Woo-hoo. That's how...

Yeah, nice. I don't know if you guys... Wait a second. This is the first time you're asking me to add your shirt off here, right?

Welcome to the Big League. We're in church. Hey, you gotta... Before we salt it.

Okay, you get... You lick first. Oh. You gotta lick down Niel.

Put the salt on his balls. Like they said, with the chocolate salty balls. Don't get scared now. All right, we'll start with this.

We do it the lady once. Especially when she has a green tooth. Where's the green? She eventually gets to where you're going.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Ooh, beautiful. And let's hear it for Lotus.

Yeah, I think since your communion partner took his pants off, maybe you should... You did the whole thing. You did it.

There's a nice short. Chugger, but I chugged it. For the communion. For the sake of saying goodbye to these walls.

I know. Yeah. How about a friend down here? Mm-hmm.

Uh... Oh, yeah. Look at this. Monkey bars. Have you ever played with monkey bars? You haven't?

That's a damn thing. They got my name on it, but I'll share her with you. Mm-hmm. Crazy.

I don't know. It's, like, not all the way there yet. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We've seen it.

It actually, you know, kind of gives a little bit of a run for the money with that dong you saw. You don't have to point to me saying that shit.

Yeah. I'm already humbled enough. You really don't have to point to me. He's already all awkward.

I'm already humbled enough. You don't have to point to me and say, you know what? This could be you. Mm.

I know. Like, every part of it... What is she saying here? I think he's uncomfortable because I'm grabbing his ass.

Are you uncomfortable with her grabbing your ass? No, not at all. Just no asshole. Just no asshole. I was getting there, though.

Is that okay? Why was I getting a hole? Is that bad? That's pretty bad. It has to be consensual.

That's okay. Later. Okay. Well, you really like assholes, don't you?

I have a fetish. You could be women in your assholes. What a small world. Mm.

Small, small world. Toss them salad. Well, I would like to see these monkey bars in action. Can somebody...

Here, hold this, hold this. And can somebody get this off of here? This podium. Take the podium off.

And... the candle. Okay. Okay.

So... Can we have some simulated sex here with the monkey bars? Simulated. Only simulated. Like, right up, right here?

Especially since you're all undressed for it. And... Here she is. You gotta bend it over, baby.

This is great stuff. You really don't have to work with this. And you don't need love handles. You've got handles right here.

You want to try? You want to try? There you go. Mm.

Get it, Natty. Whoa. Okay. Let's hear it for Selma Sins.

All right, brothers and sisters. Okay, we've got a little more time. So I think that, you know, considering this is our last night

in these walls and considering how big a part

of our spiritual lives here, the Sybian has been, somebody should take a Sybian ride.

Yeah. I think so. I don't know who yet. Has anyone here

got a burning... Has anyone here not ridden the Sybian? Has anyone not ridden the Sybian? No, I have ridden the Sybian.

Have you ridden the Sybian? Have you ridden the Sybian? Not this one. You've ridden a Sybian.

But not this one. Exactly. Who hasn't ridden this one? Of course I have.

Okay, yeah, you did. Have you ridden the Sybian? You did. Okay, girls.

Okay, but now... No, I mean make it... Does anybody want to ride this city? Okay,

we don't have a volunteer. Ah, let's see who I might have... Somebody wants to do something with a Hitachi.

Yeah? Okay, well, that's okay. So, here's the Hitachi. Hitachi.

Wait, wait, wait. Can you put this condom on there? Okay. Just put it on there before you put it on her pussy please.

Put the condom. We are Measure B compliant brothers and sisters. Mm-hmm. You can tell that our real estate agent

has put a lot of condoms on in her times. Of course, maybe not over something. But she goes... Oh, it rips.

Okay, we need another one. The condom rips. Here we go. Okay, this is some instruction now.

How do you put on a condom? I don't think I can fit it in. This is too slippery. Here we go.

Here, I can't do it with the microphone, so... There we go. I'm an expert. I'm 101.

Oh, yeah. This only goes if you get spanked, though. Only if you get spanked. Really?

Yeah, I don't want to get it all over everybody. No, no, no, no, no. That's probably you. No, only for Christine Asses,

Asses who gets spanked. Okay, so everybody's just sitting here with their great titties out. It's fantastic.

Yeah. So, what are we anticipating? So, who's going to ride the Sybian now? We were doing the Patachi instead, I thought.

Oh, no. I think we need a Sybian rider. And I think because she's wearing monkey bars, it's going to be

Selma Sins is going to ride the Sybian for us, right? She's the draftee. Okay, ladies, put the Sybian in the center

of the bed. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters, this is

the last Sybian ride on the show in the Speakeasy building that we're in.

Certainly not our last Sybian ride. By the way, we love Sybian there showing our film now at Exotica.

So, here we go. Sybian, forward. Are you doing one? Mike, yeah.

Well, don't just put the mic there. See, know something about mics. Mics are useless when you put them down there. You put them up to people's

faces. Right, we don't ever want it down there. We always want it up to some face. At least you hear breathing, okay?

Okay. It's good to hear something. You're going to hold it? Yeah. You can hold it in front of people that are talking.

Okay. The best thing to do. I'm co-host. So, I just want to see what's going on over here. You guys, even though he doesn't want his asshole

played with, he's made friends anyway. We're putting his penis between my boobs. That's a good thing. Come forward a little bit. Okay, yeah, yeah.

Forward a little bit now. So, we're getting a nice big Isaiah dick

between cat Dior's boobs. And there's a pearl necklace involved. Okay.

So, now we have Selma Sims ready to ride. Here, hold this.

Okay. And let's see. She's wearing these monkey bars.

So, I feel like I should get behind her. You know? All right. So, you've got the controls.

Okay. So, you know what to do? Flip it on. We've got Natalie Moore on the controls, brothers and sisters.

And Selma Sims on the city. Nice. With the monkey bars.

Yeah. So, everyone can see that I own you. I don't need it. I'm not supposed to wear these.

Uh, is it on, Dot? Yeah, direct us. Sit down, Papi. Come on, Papi.

Yeah. I'm riding the city in with Selma Sims. Absolutely. You need directions.

See, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. Selma Sims is riding for all of our Sims.

Just easy. Slow and easy. On the city. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, riding. Riding. Riding, Dr. Block. Riding. Now, slowly give it more vibration.

Just a little bit. Yeah, turn it on. Yeah, baby. Oh, oh.

Get the juices flowing. Starting to smoke. I can see it. Turn it up, girl. Oh, that feels so good.

Yeah. Spank it. Oh, yeah. Spank it good. I'm following Papi's instructions.

Spank that ass. Harder. That's right. You have to spank it

and kiss it at the same time. Yeah. Okay, now to this one. Oh.

After a few, I heard that. The bare hand is a lot better. Oh, yeah. There we go.

Yeah. Riding the city. On the last night. In the old speakeasy.

Dr. Susie Dutchie. Put a nice Chitner mouth now. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Ride that buffalo, girl. Needs a Chitner mouth. In all at the same time.

Bring it on, baby. Who wants the wet panties? Oh, yeah. I think we need to take these panties off.

Oh, yeah. Now we talk, then. Getting ready to take them off. Oh, no, we're not.

Going to the audience. Then this is just picked up, people. That's it. Take it off. Damn, that thing sounds like a real off.

Now we... That's right, just tear it off. Oh, yeah. Here she goes.

There we go. There you go. Although we are Measure B compliant. Okay, now it's on.

Now we're talking. Now it's on. Put one finger in your mouth. Right, baby.

You're getting it at both ends, now. Now you're talking. Look at it again. It's not coming.

This is... Let's hear it. I think we came. Did you come? Yeah.

You came. Okay. That was all big time. Turn it off. Let's hear it. Whoa, yeah.

We're almost out of time. Happy, you've been here a long time. Yes, I've been here the whole session right here. No, not just tonight.

No, I've been here a long time. I need help. That's why I come. Yeah, this is your therapy.

This is my therapy right here. That's right. I think this is a lot of people's therapy. We do therapy officially during the week, but this is very unofficial

group therapy here. This is collective ecstasy. This is... This is a wild and crazy time.

That's right. Heaven. I thought it was just church, but heaven? Okay.

Well, we're moving heaven. And earth. Yeah, we are. But we're saying goodbye tonight to these walls.

Okay. What was your favorite night here? All of them. I never miss one. All of them were beautiful for me.

But you're moving closer to me. Yes, I am. And that's a good thing, I think. Yep.

So we're moving the city in a way. And I think we're out of time. So we're going to say goodbye to everybody. Where is the mic?

Where's Max? Where's Max? Where's Max? Let's get Max in here to say goodbye.

Max, come in here. Max, come on. Okay, so while we're waiting for Max... Oh, here he is.

Here he is. The captain. All right. All right, Max. All right.

Yeah. Let's hear it now. The first song I'm going to sing for you. No.

This is our last show here. But we're going to a wonderful new place. That's right. Really nice.

We're going to have a jacuzzi. Oh, yeah, baby. And a garden. Oh, I think I won't be there.

And showers outside. Oh, my God. Yeah. So this has been a wonderful place.

But the raising to rent to $15,000. Oh, my God. So now... Time to go.

It's not so wonderful anymore. $12,000 is all right. $15,000 is a little much. But it's been a great place.

We've had a lot of fun here. We've done over 100 and so much shows here. Yes. So you could say that we've marked our territory,

came down and pissed at the corner of Alameda at Olympic. We sure did. And all over downtown.

And all over downtown. We've been downtown since Clinton years. We have. It's amazing.

So we love this place. It's no longer the frontier, though. Downtown. Yeah, it's way too hip for us.

Yeah. We got to go somewhere where, you know, we got to make a new frontier. All right.

And it's going to have overnight rooms if anybody would like to stay with us. And it's more of an extra charge, of course. And

it's near the ocean. It's right down the street from Harriet Spies. Yeah. Anybody know Harriet Spies?

There's cheesecake in the west of what's that city? New York or something? That big city.

People live in those little boxes. That place. And let's see, what else?

So I want to thank everybody and I want to thank everybody for some very wonderful

times here. A lot of sex. A lot of sex, yeah. Let's hear it for sex.

A lot of sex. Love sex. You see, sex heals a billion times more

than it kills. Go on preacher. That's what's going down. Sing the sermon.

And we may be our sex workers. We may be the underlings of the professionals

and society and all of that. But we are the revolutionaries. That's right. We are the ones that change the world.

That's right. And we have fun too. We are the ones that open the curtains to the rest of the world.

There might be an Arab spring, all right, but there's spring and to see what is really going on.

And there is a war on the ground and there's a philosophical war. One of peace. One of love.

One of sex. And the panographers and the adult actors and actresses

are the foot soldiers of the revolution that have changed the morality of the world. And they continue

marching on. And we've been prosecuted. We've been jailed. We've been beaten. We're still

moving on. Power to us and power to sex and power to the people. Take them all down.

All right, Max. All right. Well, that was a very fine speech on our last night in this building. I think the building appreciated that.

And the spirit is moving on. The spirit does not stay here and just get, you know,

imprisoned in the building. The spirit moves on. But you know what the spirit moves on with is me and Max and all of you,

all of us. That's what it's all about. You know, and that's what the revolution is all about.

Vodka time, baby. Yes. And of course it does help to have a little lubrication whether it's of your lower parts

or of your upper parts. And in between. Never drink and drive. The only machine I want you to drive in when you're that drunk

is the Sybian. I'm catching a cab. Yeah. So in the meantime, I want to thank you all for coming and joining us

here. We're running out of time. So we're going to do our group shot soon. So don't you go nowhere. Yes, dear. Yes.

About a big hand for Dr. Susan Block right here. All right. I just love you so much. And I do love this space.

I'm going to cry. I'm not right now because, you know, I don't want to mess up my makeup for the group shot. But later I will.

Because I do love this space. It's just been such a beautiful palace and it's been so good to us and it's brought us so many friends

and lovers and new people and a few haters, you know, because if you don't have a few haters, you're not doing something right.

That is the truth. You're not really in the revolution. You're not part of the revolution because you got to shake some people up

and some people are not going to like you for that. And it always hurts me but I wouldn't want it any other way. Hell yeah.

You know, I mean, because we got to be out there, brothers and sisters. We got to be on the cause of good and of right

and it's very confusing with all these revolutions going on. I mean, look at them in Egypt. We don't know which revolution to support over there.

But one thing we do know is to support the revolution in our hearts that tells us that sex is good, that pleasure is good,

that peace is good and that tolerance and understanding and empathy and yes, brothers and sisters, the bonobo way

is good. Yes, ethical hedonism and that's what we practice here. That's what we preach.

We preach not just if it feels good to do it but, you know, if your brothers and sisters want to do it then yeah, do it.

Yeah, make like the bonobos, not the baboons. Don't be making war. You know, and open up

open up all the secrets. Let's spill all the secrets. Let's open up like WikiLeaks and talk about it.

Yeah. Yeah, free Snowden. Yeah. So, I guess he's already free.

It's a question of whether what do we got? The big condom? Oh, antiwar.com?

We still have a lot of closet cases out there. We have to bring them out. Yeah. Well, we are a very antiwar

and also, I just want... And go yell. Beat Harvard. Yeah, right. Oh my God.

Who is that? Oh, filthy. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Why does the chef got his pants down? Everybody. I'm not going to his restaurant. I'm sorry.

The chef got his pants down. That's what that... You know, when I was almost dead years ago, Max got me this.

Captain Max. I always think this is Captain Max. Yeah, and this woke me up from my coma. That's you singing.

Oh. That is so cool. Except for the fact that he's never making me soup. What is he?

The puppet, isn't he? That's Samore, brother. And that's what we're all about. There we go.

21 years we've been married and 15 years we've been downtown and we keep going and we keep loving you

and make like bonobos, not baboons, make love, not war, make love to someone you love tonight.

Even if that someone is you. Hello. I'm wrong with that. Someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else.

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