Bust Out

Full transcript of Bust Out on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

You're listening to Radio Suzy One on the World Wide Web and now here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, lawyers and connoisseurs, pundits and porn star, kinkster agents, bookers and John. All you children of sex and we are all children of sex.

We may or may not be children of God Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Brahma or the great Mini Ha Ha. One thing we know, until we start cloning ourselves, we are all children of sex. With a capital X, can I hear an amen? Can I hear an A-women?

I want to welcome you to Dr. Suzy Speakeasy in the soul of downtown LA. This is the womb room, darlin', where it's warm inside. Very, very warm tonight, actually. Which brings me to tonight's theme, which isn't really much of a theme.

I usually bring my theme from my guests. But tonight I have such a wide assortment of guests. Hookers and porn stars and merchants and real estate agents and masseuses and smokers and tokers and God, just midnight blokers, everybody, you know?

So I guess, and birthday boy, I got a birthday boy tonight. Yeah, right, speaking of sex and what it sometimes creates, procreates, is all these balloons. That's right.

Take some sex to make all these balloons. Yeah, and what rhymes with balloons? June! And yeah, if you're listening to us live on m.doctorsuzy.tv where you can listen free

to Radio Suzy One on the World Wide Web, World Wide Revolution, World Wide Sexual Revelation coming from Bonoboville, the Garden of Eden, where I'm here with my snake Evie who has just shed, yes, she's just shed her skin just because it's June.

That's an old song from Carousel, which is this old, old musical about sex. It's all about sex, about the budding of the blossoms and the rutting of the use. That's not use, Y-O-U-S, but E-W-E-S, the lambs, right? Like Mary Had a Little Lamb.

Like Jesus, brothers and sisters. Yes, the rutting use by Rodgers and Hammerstein are celebrated in June, is busting out all over. Yep, that's what they said back there in like 1940 something.

I mean, like it was a big deal to talk about busting and all these hot dance and women busting out. I mean, of course they didn't reveal their movies, but they certainly were shaking it with the sailor boys who were singing June is busting out. You know, and it's a time of year when even if you've been holding back your sexuality in furs and leather,

now you release it in furs and leather, right? That's because it's June, right? So I want to introduce my exciting guest tonight here in the womb room. First of all, flying in all the way from Dennis Hof, our friend Dennis Hof's bunny ranch,

is Miss Tamela Lee. Hi, how are you? Welcome to the womb room, Tamela. Thank you.

Yeah, it's here for Tamela, yeah, don't be shy. You may applaud, yes. And I'm going to introduce your mate here, your fellow bunny right away, you know, smoking Amber. Amber, you've got to get your mouth, your pretty mouth right up to that microphone.

Right here? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. That's how you make your voice into a weapon of mass seduction. You get close to that microphone, make love to it.

Yeah, so you ladies are working girls, is that right? Yes, at the bunny ranch. Which one? And the love ranch.

Describe where you are. Well, I'm at the bunny ranch, the one that's on HBO Cat House, and she's at the love ranch right across the street. Right across the street, you don't get to be on HBO.

No. Not yet, but you could make your way over there. Is it like a hierarchy or something? It depends, I think.

We've known Dennis Hopp for years. We actually knew Dennis Hopp when he was a real estate agent. That's right. He was like an Orange County real estate agent, wasn't he?

He was a developer. Developer? Yes. Yeah, not an agent.

Okay, close. And he... He had a little bit of moolah. He had a little moolah, you know, he was an old friend of our old friend Al Goldstein

and Ron Jeremy for that matter. Actually, his neighbor owned the bunny ranch and he was like 89 years old and Dennis lived next door to him. Do you know that story?

So one day the old man comes up to him and says, Dennis, I have a property up in Nevada you might be interested in. And so he says, well, what is it? This is a bordello.

This is a bordello. I could never own a bordello. My goodness, my reputation. My reputation would be ruined in the real estate business.

So anyway, for several years he kept it very quiet. Well, he bought it just because it was a steal. He had to buy it. He had to buy it.

And then he just didn't do anything with it until one day it was like he had a revelation. I will be the great white pimp. And so it became that. Sort of like that Mormon guy, Jacob Smith that had the revelation.

And the Hilton of bordellos. He owns so many bordellos up there. He does now. He does.

And so, hey, we're happy to have his ladies, his bunnies. We've had very many of them. In fact, we just had Amanda Blow last week. Do you know Amanda?

I know Amanda. We're good friends with Amanda. Yeah, you know Amanda. Can you give us some dirt on Amanda?

Oh, I've done dirty things with Amanda. Oh, what'd you do with Amanda? I've made her come a couple of times. Well, that's very dirty.

Well, I mean, I'm not going to tell you all about it. Cleansing. Cleansing. So why did you two ladies become working girls?

It's a lot of fun. And I love sex. I love meeting people. So this was, I mean, was this what you wanted to be when you grew up,

when you were a little girl? You just think, I want to be a hooker. No. What did you think you wanted to be?

Probably like a teacher or a therapist. Well, it's kind of close, right? That's close. And now, it's kind of close.

I'm actually like a sex teacher slash therapist. Right. But you thought you were going to be teaching like geography? Yeah, like elementary.

Oh, okay. Well, you're teaching elementary sex, I'm sure, to some of these guys, right? Some of them come in there and they don't know hardly anything.

I know I send a lot of my virgins, not my, not like they're mine, but I, you know, I'm a sex therapist and I get quite a few guys who have never had sex.

And they're, you know, over 21. I mean, the 40 year old virgin is real, you know, and sometimes he's 50 and sometimes he's 25, but he's always kind of shy or got some issue.

And, you know, he's not always bad looking. That's a funny thing, right? But he does have issues, whether it's with religion or just phobia or, you know,

parents that beat him or something. And so I send a lot of them over to the Bunny Ranch or the Love Ranch, whatever ranch, you know, they want to farm themselves out to.

So you're getting quite a few of these guys and I know that Dennis's ladies, his bunnies, are good teachers, you know, you're, it's organized.

I mean, this is one of the reasons, among many reasons, that I believe as those of you who know me know, that prostitution should be decriminalized

because when it is, it's much better for everybody because it exists anyway, okay, which I don't see anything wrong with that either, but if you think something's wrong with it

and you think that by making it illegal, that stomps it out. It's not going to happen. But, you know, at least when it's legal,

it's, you know, you get nice girls like Miss Tamela and Smokin' Amber. That doesn't sound so nice. What is exactly Smokin'?

Well, I used to be a webcam model and I did a lot of Smokin' Fetish things. Smokin' Fetish? That's where my name came from.

Really? Okay. And you mean like Smokin' Cigarettes? Yeah, like blowing donuts and things like that. Blowing donuts.

You know, that is... Not really cigarettes, but you know. Not really cigarettes. Yeah.

What are you smoking? Like California legal things. California legal things. Well, you know, we celebrated 420 here a few months ago.

I think it is. Actually, that brings me to Odile, my next guest who lets... Can we hear it for Odile?

She's returning Brothers and Sisters from kinks.com and looking lovelier than ever. Odile.

I know. I was on the 420s show and I must be the only person in Bonoboville who doesn't smoke.

Well, you know, that's what Bonoboville is all about. We don't all enjoy the same pleasures, but, you know, we share them,

you know, as long as they're consensual, safe saying consensual and legal. Yes. Right.

So you were very gracious on 420 night by, you know, she doesn't smoke, so she allowed her luscious vulva and vagina. I'm using the critical terms, okay, Google?

And she allowed them to be the receptacle for the pussy pipe, the Peter Piper pussy pipe, which comes from pipe dreams, actually,

speaking of pipes, and it's a tongue twister. Pipe dreams, Peter Piper pussy pipe, peeled some pickled peppers,

and it's shaped like a pecker, actually, and she held it like the goddess, Venus Sativa. Yes.

There we go. Rename myself. Yes. Very beautiful. So how are you doing?

I am well. I am actually moved into the world of mainstream pornography now. Mainstream pornography.

Yes, I know. Wow. That's, I guess, is that something to applaud?

I don't know. I mean, you know, we like the off the beaten track stuff, but the mainstream stuff

probably pays more, right? It pays about the same. Really? But there's just more of it.

I mean, I've worked for all the sites at kink.com, but there's a limit to how much I can work there,

and so I knew if I wanted to continue on in this career path that I would need to expand my field. Right.

You need to have more possibilities. Well, you know, I'm not surprised. I mean, you seem very mainstreamy. You know, you got this fantastic bod

without too many tattoos. No tattoos. No tattoos. Zero.

Wow. How can you live in San Francisco with no tattoos? Don't they like banish you

if you're over 22? I don't know. Maybe not. Maybe if you're executed you.

I do love crazy things with makeup. You never even know. Ah. Yes, yes.

You're very theatrical. Yes, I am. You are. You have a theater background?

Yes, I do. And that's where you come from your performing background. Did you think when you were a

dancer you were doing dance that you would become a porn star? No, but I did just finish my second feature

feature film, which is also a pornography. Yes. For the first one I only had one scene

and it wasn't a main character, but the second one I just wrapped on I am one of the main characters. Wow.

And I have a box cover. I'm really excited. Very good. Second film ever.

And I have a box cover. Well, good for you, Odile. That's like a big thing in porn. What's it called?

It's going to be called Abducted, and it's through girlfriends films. Oh, yay.

Yes. Every once in a while they put out a release involving both boy girl scenes and girl girl,

and so that was one of them. And I hope that there will be many more to come, many features,

and hopefully many box covers to come. Yes, yes, we hope so too. We're glad you are doing that because that means you'll be

down here more. Yes. So we can get you on Saturday nights.

I'm going to, I'm definitely looking into the possibility of actually moving here. We're going to,

we're going to weigh the pros and cons over the next month or so, and you know, you guys will be one of the,

one of the first to know if I end up taking up residence in sunny L.A. All right.

Well, we'll be there for the housewarming. Yes. So also warming up my

womb room is the naughty realtor. Hi. AKA Fania.

Can we welcome back Fania to the Speak Easy Please? Thank you.

Miss Fania, how are you doing? Good. I missed you. Yeah.

Well, we missed you too. You know, we've been patient, but we have two birthdays in a row. You got to be here.

Bam, bam, bam. It was my birthday last week, a week before Abe's. Oh.

We're both fellow Gemini. Well, you didn't come here for your birthday. So I think we're celebrating,

we have enough balloons for you two tonight. Okay. We're celebrating

your birthday too. Gemini's double. June balloons. Right.

Right. We're very airy. Huh. That's why this show is

a little bit shallow. A little bit. I try to go for depth, but I keep jumping

back into the shallows because I'm a Gemini. Right. So,

Of course. Oh, yeah. Next week. Yeah, duh.

Next week, these balloons have to last. Oh, that's great.

I thought it was on the border. That's right. Right. It's like on the border,

I thought, okay. I'm not on the border. I am. Smack in the middle

of Gemini heaven. Me too. I am. But my Venus

is in Taurus, baby. I got earthy. Eve was the most exciting thing for Susie Q.

Eve? My snake? Really? You like my snake?

Yeah. Is your name actually Susie Q? Yes. Are you serious?

People call me that to, like, razz me and stuff. No,

but that's your real name. I mean, the name you use. Susie Q.

I'm Dr. Susie Q. We dance to Susie Q. Yeah. So you are a masseuse.

Is that right? Yes, I am. Yeah. Are you a real estate masseuse?

No, I've been practicing massage for 15 years. Oh.

And I used to work at a day spa and now I'm independent. Mmm.

And do you do very therapeutic massages or do you do happy endings

or do you do, I mean, can you say that? I don't know.

Maybe not. You could if you were at the bunny ranch, right? You do happy endings. I accommodate people

to their individual needs. Very euphemistically spoken. We hear it for the euphemisms

of our modern times. My specialty is deep tissue and I'm not afraid to work hard and dig my elbow in the knots

just because it's you. Yeah, yeah. That's great. I mean,

so you use deep tissue and Swedish... No, because it actually saves my hands

because I've been working with my hands for almost 15 years. It actually saves me when I use my elbows

and my forearms. Right, right, right. Elbows. But I have...

I don't think you should use your elbows for the happy ending, though. I don't know. That's a little weird.

But, yeah, elbows for rubbing those pressure points. Exactly. Pressure points

which lead to pleasure points. Sometimes. Right. I mean, a massage is erotic

no matter what, I think. I mean, it relaxes you. It wakes up your senses and relaxes your defenses.

But just like... You wake up all your senses because, you know, you're just lying there.

You can't do anything. So you just feel, feel and smell and hear the telephone ringing. Hopefully you have had a lot.

But, yeah, and then you relax your defenses, you know. So you could post Swift 1 on one of your victims.

I mean, your clients. Yeah, well, good. Well, I'm always happy to meet another masseuse, huh?

Yeah. So did you know you wanted to be a masseuse when you were a little girl?

No. No, I think I massaged a couple of people and they all said,

you've got, you've got piano hands. You've got strong, very strong hands. You play piano?

No. Oh, because I have a baby grand, a beautiful Steinway outside if anybody wants to massage the keys.

So did you know you wanted to be a real estate agent when you were a little girl? No.

Would you, you sound like that's like Hooker or Pornstar, which is okay.

I mean, you know, and they're all great, but you didn't want, you didn't...

Oh, yeah, me too. Right, right, right. It was like 12 things. I thought I was going to be...

And actually, I've been those 12 things. Yeah, still I have three careers. You do?

Yeah. Yeah, what are the other two? Are we not allowed to hear about those? Oh.

I've never displayed it. Well, let's just ask you this. What does the naughty part mean? What do you think?

Well, I thought you might show me. But later. Max is at the controls.

You're sparing Abe his birthday due. Well, it's his birthday. Yeah, right. Go and socialize.

Well, Max is the original engineer. Captain Max is my original engineer. So we're happy to have you here. So, okay, Missy's,

you're here in LA for my show. Anything else? Just do a show. Your show and have a little bit of fun.

Have a little bit of fun? Yeah. Now, do you only do the prostitution? Is that what we call it?

What do we call it? Working, girling? Like courtesan. Courtesan-ing.

A working girl. Okay. Do you only do that at the bunny ranch? You don't do that off campus.

Right. We could do it off campus. You can do it off campus. We could Reno or like Tahoe or Las Vegas.

Into the, into the, like the hotels and hubba hubba. Sure. Come on.

Really? Really? That's perfectly legal now. I didn't actually know that.

Yeah. You go out and like, like a, like a regular escort. Uh huh. Anywhere in Nevada really.

Wow. And do you find you're doing more of that or more in the, in the brothel? It's a little bit of both.

Yeah? Which do you prefer? No. To be, to go out.

You like to go out? Yeah. I want to go to dinner. I want to be whined and dined

and then I want to seduce him. So you're kind of, that's kind of the girlfriend experience. Is that right?

Yeah. That's what I meant. Uh huh. And well, I mean, that's what you are experts in

like being girlfriends and then girlfriends have sex unless you have a headache. You could say I'm a typical girlfriend. I got a headache.

Sorry. No, you can't say that. We're horny girlfriends. You're the horny.

You're the fantasy girl. You're the new girlfriend. Right, right. So now, you know, we have several people

in the sex field of some sort. Well, not everyone. There's, well, I don't know. You're a real estate agent,

but you're a naughty real estate agent. I specialize in that. Yeah. Swing clubs.

Swing clubs. Studios. There you go. All right.

Stars. So, you know, we're all kind of involved in people's needs for sexuality and eroticism. And I guess, I mean, do we all respect each other?

Sure. I mean, but would you ever, would you be an escort? Oh, deal.

Would you do that? For the right price. For the right price. Spoken like a true hooker, right?

Whoa. No, really. No, well, you know, I know there's a lot of people in these different stratified businesses of, you know,

escort, porn star, stripper, what else is it? You know, real estate agent. Everybody, everybody hooks for a right price. Yeah, but a lot of them, they really,

they really want to make a point of saying, I would never do the other thing. Like a stripper, I would never be in porn or a porn star, maybe I would never be an escort

or an escort, maybe I would never do a porn movie. I don't know. The golden rule? The golden rule is close of escrow.

Casey, turn your light on. Close of escrow. I'm just kidding. You can do anything.

Right. You get up on the table and strip. Dr. Susie. Yes.

Excuse me. Can I say something about your snake? Okay. Fanya told me that you had a snake

and she never like made me interested until she said, Dr. Susie has a snake. Would you like to play with my snake? But when I thought about your snake,

I said, you got to be kidding me. That's a fantasy. I always thought about myself wrapped in a big, fat, hard.

Come on up on stage, young lady. I was expecting your snake to be so much bigger. Well, I'm going to go easy on you. I'm sorry I got a little snake.

But I know how to use it and that's what's important, right? You have to come around here. Come on.

Watch your step. Okay. Can one of my lovely producers help you? I can escort her.

Okay. You could escort her. And may I have some other guests move up into these chairs, please?

I have my e-cigarette guy here. I'm sorry I don't remember your name, but I'm going to call you e-cigarette. E-cigarette.

No, I can't hear you, though. Come on up here. I've got my headphones on. You got to talk into the microphone.

Okay, so you're going to sit down and you are going to just wait one moment while he sits down. Okay, and yeah.

Well, wait. I don't want two guys like sitting down. How about you, Selena? You can come back when I get him up on the stage, right?

Okay. Yeah, he's going to get up on the stage, right? I mean, unless you want to have him sit down, I'm having one of you at a time, right?

Not both. Okay, that's cool. All right, so this is e-cigarette guy. Is named Warner?

Yes. Warner. Yes. Warner is a friend of my new producer,

Hannah, right? You can say Hannah. I don't even know if she has a fake name. But we're going to call her Hannah, right?

Hannah, right? Okay, you're a friend of Hannah's, right? And you make e-cigarettes. Can you move your microphone up just a little bit?

Or you sell them. Move your microphone up a little bit? Yeah, right. That's it.

Yeah, right. He's breaking the equipment already. Okay. Yeah.

That'll cost you some cigarettes. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I own a company that sells e-cigarettes. Ah, you sell them.

You don't make them. No, we don't make them. You sell them. Okay, and you have some with you.

Yeah. I mean, we got smoke and amber here. You ever smoke an e-cigarette? I have, actually.

Yeah, but not like his, I bet. Want to try it? Yeah. Okay, smoke and amber is ready to smoke.

That looks like a cigar to me. Well, they come in different sizes. Here she goes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You should take a picture of this, right? You're our only photographer tonight. I like that. Put it in your mouth again.

It's good, right? That's what they all say. It's very nice. It's very smooth.

It's good. All right. And what's the name of your company? Novovap.

Novovap. Yeah, it's Latin for change, because we want people to change. Novovap. Yeah.

We want people to change. So this is healthier somehow. Yeah, much healthier. Really?

Because cigarettes have like 5,000 chemicals in there. Right. So soon we're going... The stage.

Sorry. Okay. So soon we're going to hear more about the chemicals involved. I want to introduce Selena, who is one of our new therapists

at the Dr. Susan Block Institute. So let's welcome her. Thank you. Yeah.

And you're doing phone therapy as well as webcam as well. And she's a voluptuous red hat with tattoos, right? Lots of tattoos. Yeah.

So welcome. And welcome to the Institute too. By the way, if any of you out there want to patronize the Institute, we'll talk to you.

If you need more action, we send you to the Bunny Ranch. All right. But we talk to you, and the number is 2-1-3-6-7-0-0-0-6-6. So I have these two lovely ladies up on my stage just because it's June.

And this is Susie Q, a girl after my own name. Mm-hmm. And she's a masseuse. And she wants to, you know, masseuses are very sensuous.

You want to feel the snake, right? Have you ever felt a snake? Never. Okay.

I need a microphone now. Yeah, here it comes. I need a microphone. And now, oh, you don't like the snake.

Let's get this microphone here. Now-de-de-de-de-de. I don't know if the mic is on. Yes.

And I don't know which mic that is because I haven't engineered for a while. Which one? This one? Hello?

Oh, there it is. Okay. I think that's on. Okay.

Mm. This is a fantasy. So, you know, the thing about this snake is that it does like, you know, when June busts out all over.

You know, can somebody bust out for June for the snake? Yeah. That's June. Just.

Yeah. Okay. Mm. Bust out for the snake.

We'd like to see the property. I'd like to look around the property a little bit. She's a real estate agent. Whoa.

There goes the lamb. Lamekins. She sounds like she's having a snake-gasm. Am I dreaming?

All right. Well, brothers and sisters, it looks like we're not quite ready to bust out. I think they need jello shots. Mm.

Oh, oh, maybe we are. Yeah. Look at this. Busting out the real estate.

Very good. Okay. Okay. June is busting out all over.

That's the theme tonight. And wait, you know what? She's a constrictor. Careful about wrapping it around your neck.

Don't do that. Please don't wrap it around your neck. You might end up like those little mice. I'm all for all the consensual activities, you know, but the choking thing gets me

a little scared, especially when there's a reptile involved. Okay. Yeah. Don't let her go through that.

Oh, yeah. Two of my ways. Mm. Oops.

Now careful, careful, careful. Just very careful. And I think, you know, now that she got in there, she's going to go. So say good night to Evie.

She'll come out later in the after party. Okay. Here you go. Okay.

You host the show now. Okay. All right. You can put her back, sweetie.

Wow. Yeah. Okay. Here you go.

All right. So. That was a nice. That was nice.

What? You're talking to the microphone. I just felt like I had an orgasm. You sounded like you did.

Yeah. And my heart's beating fast. Can you feel my heart? Let me feel your heart, honey.

She is. Well, actually, here, feel her heart. It is beating very fast. It is because she got a little nervous.

I got excited. But you know what? The opposite side of the coin of nervousness is excitement. Right?

I mean, if you're not a little bit nervous, then you're kind of bored. Right? So the sign of the heart beating fast is one of those signs that a woman is turned on. Although you never know with a woman.

You never know when a woman is turned on. You always know with a guy, except if he's on Viagra. But you don't know with a woman, right? You can always fake it.

I mean, you must be experts, are you? We are. We are. Are your experts in faking it?

I'm not faking it, but we're usually. I get into it. Well, I'm sure you get into it like an art form. Yeah.

Yeah? But orgasm? I come a lot. You do?

Talking to your microphone. Come to my microphone. I come a lot, yes. You come a lot.

I do. Really? What makes you have an orgasm? All kinds of things.

Variety for sure. I like aggressive sex. That definitely makes me come quickly and hard. Aggressive sex.

Are most of these Johns aggressive? No. They're not. I wouldn't think so.

But I'm being honest. What they're paying for. Right. I would think that that's one reason that you're thirsty.

You're hungry for aggressive sex is because most guys, you know, most people like aggressive sex. Most people like to be devoured, wanted. And those guys are paying you to devour them.

Right. And I do for sure. I bet you do. Very well.

But now you deserve something. You're, you know, out here in LA. Right. Do you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend?

I don't. You don't? No. Do you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend?

No. Lots of girlfriends and girlfriends. Well, lots. Yeah.

I've both. Yeah. Well, you know, that's cool. I mean, you might be Polly or something.

Right. Do you have orgasms when you do your scenes? Is that a trance scene? No, no, no.

Oh, yes, many times. Actually, I just did a scene on Tuesday and I squirted all over the place. You did? Oh, it was crazy.

Oh, goodness. Wow. And how did you do that? The lovely gentleman had his hands inside me.

It was simulating my G-spot. And I know enough about, I know enough about squirting like with other people that I know like when that sensation comes like what to do with it. And so you just kind of push up.

And there it goes. Soaking the bed sheets everywhere. So this was the first time you squirted? No.

I actually squirted my very first boy-girl scene ever. Multiple times. So you do it from intercourse? Or fingering.

No, fingering usually, but with certain guys intercourse. It hits the right place. Yeah. But mostly I'm a clitoral stimulation person.

So depending on the scene, there may be an option for me to get my hands down there and working them into the scene. If I do, I can usually come. But a lot of times you're switching up positions a lot.

So there's just not that focus on, you know, really being in one position that really works for you. But I mean, definitely all the sounds that come out, all of the gasping and the moaning, that's all pretty, pretty natural.

How about for you? Do your e-cigarettes give you an orgasm? Or you smoke them after the orgasm. Before, after, during.

You're smoking while you're doing it. Why not? Really. Really, why not?

I mean, is it really that good for you? You can't catch the bed on fire, I don't think, right? No. With e-cigarettes.

So that's a big plus. You can't catch the bed on fire. Right. So what are the chemicals now?

Tell me the chemicals that... Basic three chemicals in there is vegetable glycerin. Vegetable glycerin, okay. Which they call VG and propylene glycol, which they call PG.

PG? Yeah. That's not my show. I'm sorry.

No. And then there's a concentrate for the flavoring. So basically when you smoke, you're just really intaking the nicotine that they put in there.

So you have... There's only one chemical. And nicotine is known to be no more harmful than caffeine, for example.

Nicotine. Okay. Nicotine is what most people want when they smoke a cigarette. Yes.

The chemicals just keep the nicotine going in the cigarette for longer on the shelf? No. The chemical is just like fillers, you could say.

Fillers. So that you can vaporize it. I wouldn't call it smoking. So it smokes evenly, right?

Yes. Because when you roll your own, it smokes all haphazard. It doesn't keep smoking, actually. When you leave it in the ashtray, it goes out.

But if you have a regular commercial cigarette, it'll just keep smoking when you keep it in the ashtray. So that, you know, if you're one of those people that doesn't puff a lot, you lose your cigarette.

Yes. Right? I remember you used to... That used to happen to you when you would smoke.

Right. He quit. Not of his own free will. That's great.

Yeah. But he quit. Hey, don't clap. I miss it.

Yeah. But you haven't picked one up. I'm pro tobacco. Do you think you would have smoked an e-cigarette

in the old days? You know, the thing is that if you... Nothing against e-cigarettes. But, you know, when you hold a cigarette,

it's almost like touching a woman's breast. It's soft and nice. And this is like putting a gun in your mouth. Yeah.

So they got to make them a little softer, a little nicer. And also, I love the smell of tobacco, you know. Of course, I hung out with a lot of hookers when I was a kid, you know.

Ah, yes. Back to the hooker scenes. Right. Yeah.

Has anybody asked you... Have you ever done a little hooking? No. But I know when I go to like fan conferences,

there's always those guys who are like, so what are you doing after? And do you do bachelor parties? And so can I hire you to like, for my own film?

I'm like, are you with a rep... Are you with a reputable production company? And they're like, no, I just want to make my own film. Right.

And so then I start to tell them about, okay, well, sure I'll do your bachelor party, but I don't live here, so you'll have to pay for my flight and my accommodation, and you'll have to pay for,

you know, at least a 12-hour rate. And so, you know, this... They lose interest. Exactly, because they think like...

That's the end of their film career, right? Can I touch the hem of your garment and get your attention? I need to get your attention.

That sounds very difficult. We're antsy over here, because we're dying to share something that's way more excited about than electronic cigarettes. Okay.

I'm sorry. Go ahead. They're bored with your electronic cigarettes, which I was a little afraid of,

but I said, okay, because you're a friend of the beautiful... Hey, no, they're very healthy guys. They're really very healthy. They're healthy.

They're not even mad at you. They're really healthy. But now you have to live up to... Elaborate.

Yes. Yes? Yes. So...

Okay, this is even more boring than the electronic cigarettes. Fanya knows that I have a slightly... What'd you have? Desire to be with a woman, occasionally.

And she has been trying to say, why haven't you attacked me yet? Why haven't you... I'd like to know that too.

Fanya said that to you. All right. Would you like to attack her? This is a real estate agent, by the way.

This is awesome. She's right. This is a little more interesting. I was teaching her massage...

You have to admit. I was teaching her massage techniques in my massage room. I have. And she...

I kid you not. My first time. She said, I don't know. Can you tell her how it happened?

Embrace yourself about what she's about to say. I don't know. Do tell us. This is a magic wand.

That's right here. The Hitachi that I never had. The Fisting. The Fisting!

Woo! Well, it's a chain reaction. Because I never would have... A chain reaction, I see.

If I had never met you. Do you remember my virgin show? The Swing Club? Yes.

Gerard Desi? Yes. Won their realtor. So...

Okay. I don't think you're supposed to hold it all the way up on the mic. Right there. She's like holding the head like that.

Is this okay? Hold it under the head, right? Like this? Yes.

Not with this one. Actually, right here. Oh, that feels good. Anyway, so she...

I don't know. Out of nowhere. All of a sudden her fist... I don't know.

I ended up in... I just found out about it last week. Okay. So you found out about Fisting on my show.

No. But I don't remember it going on on my show. From the co-owner of the Swing Club of my virgin show. You remember Gerard Desi?

Oh, you went off with them later. I just... I'm their realtor. They're swinger.

Oh, you're the swinger real estate agent now. Right. So you went to the Swing Club and they were fisting. Well, I met this friend that told me about it just last week.

Okay. And I had never heard about it. And she showed me a picture and I was like shocked. And I told her about it.

And she... We tried it. It was beautiful. She wasn't shocked, right?

I've never experienced that in my life. So not only was it my first like real like by experience, but that too... You fisted her? Yeah.

Yeah. Her fist was inside, but wait, she's got a precious silky... She does have a little hand. Right.

It's a tiny little hand. I said, we can make money immediately in this. That's right. It was beautiful.

Wow. And so... I'm very impressed. We thought we would share that with you.

Yeah, you just did this. That's really funny. And just the one time. Did you do it again?

No, but we haven't been together in any other way other than the fisting. Well, you're due. Yeah, so... Two hours away.

Oh, okay. All right. And it's Abe's birthday, right? Right.

Where is he? He should come out here for this. Abe is with all his hot little chicks somewhere running around here. Oh my God.

So you did the fisting, and you received it. Had you ever received fisting before? Never. Never.

And this was your first... By encounter. ...time you put a fist in somebody. To actually...

And by the way, this is not with the fist, right? This is with the hand. It was scary. It was bizarre.

It was kinky. It was outrageously delicious. I don't know. Now, on our P-Spot show, it just so happens that Odile did fist a...

It was Kitty. Kitty doll. Kitty doll. Right.

Were you here that night? You were here that night. So you saw fisting that night? That really, to me, wasn't really like...

Well, you were doing this? No, she was... She kind of went in like this. Maybe she didn't get as much as you got in there.

Yeah, it was. I was about like here. She got in her hand, not past this part, though. You were down in your arm.

Her arm was in there, right? It was slushing around, and it was just like, wow. Wow. You were a juicy woman.

I was blown away. Woman Susie, too. I was literally blown away. You were a juicy woman.

But it was scary at the same time because it was so kinky and so new and so different. Yeah. Right. All right.

Have we heard enough? Do we now want to see this? Yes. She needs to ride the Sybian.

What? She needs to ride the Sybian. She needs to ride the Sybian. Yes.

Okay. Is that okay? A Sybian ride? Yes, it is.

Yeah. I mean, I think we should... Have you ever ridden a Sybian? No, I have no idea.

Oh, okay. Okay. So here we go. It's like a mechanical wheel.

It's like a Harley. Yeah. It's basically like riding a Harley, except it doesn't have wheels, right? Right.

Okay. Have you ever ridden a Harley before? No. Not exactly.

Well, you are in for a wild ride, young lady. Okay. Here, hold this a second. Actually, right at the moment, the sheep is on this thing.

There you go. So here we go. We have... I need some help here.

You want to move this right towards the center? Here is my lovely assistant, Hannah. Can we have a hand for Hannah? Yeah.

Woo! So move yourself down here a little more. Yeah. You move down here a little more.

Let me get the mirror. Give me the mirror, mirror. Yep, yep, yep. Okay.

Here we go. And into the center we go. There we go. Yeah.

Okay. Well, I could hold them, or Fania could. Yeah, if I can keep them in my hand. Oh, Fania is the expert here.

All of a sudden she's... All of a sudden? Oh, maybe. All of a sudden.

So this is it. Maybe she's been doing this all the time. This is like a fresh piece of saran wrap, brothers and sisters. We are Measure B compliant.

Yes. Right. Okay. As far as that goes.

So, okay. So now you look awfully dressed to be getting any value out of this. Microphone, please. This thing should come off.

I have...no, this thing right here, I have it. Yeah. I have to put it through material on the outside because it's so... Yeah.

It's very powerful for... What's this one? Yeah. She is doing what she wants to do.

Okay. I guess that's what she's doing. All right. All right.

So we have balloons. All right. Okay. So she's going to straddle it now, I guess.

You're coming in here for your launch. So the massage, it's just a massage. It's a mechanical massage that massages your... All right.

This is Suzy Q, the masseuse. Okay. Here. Let me have the...

Yeah. Here. Hold the mic. Should I straddle that like I'm on a bull or what?

Yeah, right. Like you're on a bull. Right. Like you're down in Texas and getting on top of a bull there and going into a bull pen.

I mean, I understand you keeping the pantyhose on. I think the dress should come off. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

So take the dress off, but you know what? She needs help with this part. Right? This whole part thing here.

Yeah. And she's got on a lovely black embellished, the embellished Victoria's Secret bra. Can we bust out of that? Can we...

June is busting out. Oh, yeah. There we go. June busting out.

Can you bust out of it here a little bit? Yeah, bust out. Yeah. Whoa!

See, busting out all over Bonoboville brothers and sisters. And now, Susie Q is about to ride the Harley. I mean, the Cibino. Here she goes.

So you hold this for your friend. Yes. While I operate the controls. Here we go.

June is busting out all over. All over the meadow. See me, my help? Yeah.

And she's riding it. And it's true. Sometimes it does feel better when you have a little material between you and the vibration. Hold that mic right up.

You're holding it up to the pussy. What is she going to do? What are you told me to do? I don't know.

That's just the buzz of the vibrator. I want to hear her voice. Yeah, baby. That melody.

Oh, yeah. The melody. Trying to get it right. I'm trying to get it right.

You know, she likes to do what she likes to do. This is Susie Q. In June, busting out all over Bonoboville. I have a fantasy.

Susie on Susie. Ride it, cowgirl. Ride that Harley. Yeah, ride that Mustang.

Mustang Susie Q. Oh, Susie Q. I'm dreaming. Oh, Susie Q.

Baby, I love you. She's now really riding. She's bouncing. I don't know if you're going to come like that.

Right, okay. I don't know if you have room on here. Yeah, okay. Let it go now.

You could fake it. We wouldn't know. Kat, I don't fake. No, she doesn't fake.

Okay, forget that. Okay, this is going to be real or not. Real or nothing, okay. No, I'm not riding it right or something.

Ride it right, girl. Here, put the Hitachi on her, too. I think she needs to be fisted. That's amazing.

Oh, hell yeah. June is busting out. Do it for Abe's birthday. Right?

Yeah. But I am very loud when I come. Oh my God, I scream. We're ready.

We've got the signals ready. No, I can't. It's not happening right now. She needs to be fisted, I'm telling you.

She's a masseuse. She's in touch with her feelings, with her sensations, with the textures, and the physical vibrations.

Can I move this thing right here? Yeah, move everything. Okay, okay. You want to move the Sybian from here.

Okay, so I should turn it off, I guess. Wait a second. All right. We could turn it down.

Okay. Okay, now she's turning on the Hitachi. This is too strong and this is too weak. You're going to pop the balloon, honey.

Okay, that's okay, though. It could be exciting. Maybe that'll make you comfortable. I should have brought mine.

But now we have this big machine. No, I don't think so. I think we've got to move it over to this side. Big bulky.

Okay, you're going to... You could get on it, yeah. You could ride it. After all, she didn't use it.

She only wrote it in her pantyhose, so just get on it. First show, no pantyhose. Right? You're not wearing pantyhose.

First show, no pantyhose. Oh, first show, no pantyhose. I learned. You wearing any panties?

Yeah. You're what? Is this on high? I don't know.

You can figure that out, I'm sure. Susie, I've got to buy you the one that I have. It's from Adam Believe. All right, I'm going to let you just, you know, work on yourself

and see how my other guests are doing. I mean, you know, it was exciting, but she didn't come, right? Have you ever ridden a Sybian? Yes, I love it.

You love it? Did you come from it? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Have you ridden a Sybian? I haven't. You haven't? No.

Would you like to try? No. No. Not right now.

I would like to try at work. At work? Yeah. I see.

This is not work. I'll show it to her. No, I know. This is not work.

Yeah. And these are working girls. So you can't expect them to, you know, work. You just sit there and, you know, eat cherries.

That's what you should do. Okay. So you, have you ever ridden a Sybian? Yes, many times.

Many times. Did you ride one here? What? No, you didn't ride this one.

I have not ridden this one. No, no. It's, how are they doing? Okay.

They're working. No. Yeah. Wow.

Oh my goodness. I can't take long time. Well, it's time for Bonobo Communion. Oh.

Bonoboville Communion that is. This is Bonoboville, right? And I should have one more of you come up here so I can have this gentleman and maybe two more of you.

And also we have Anthony Wynn in the house, brothers and sisters. Yeah. Yeah. Stripparella comic artist.

And we might want to get him on. Okay. So who wants to do Bonoboville Jell-O shots? It does require busting out.

Jell-O shot. Do you do that not at work? You know, no busting out. Okay.

You can decide. Do you want to come up? Yeah. Do you want to come up?

Yeah. I'm sticking to everything here. You're sticking to the. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. They're writhing around on the. You're writhing.

Yeah. Hey. This is what the naughty part is. Yeah.

So you didn't realize that a real estate agent and a masseuse would like take over the bed. All right. Here you go.

Okay. So here's your microphone. You can hold that. All right.

And who's going to do a Bonoboville Jell-O shot with Madame Odile? Ah. Madame Selena. Yes.

We'll come forward. Here we go. Are you ready? Yes.

Okay. So, oh, this is whipped cream. Doesn't go with the Jell-O shot. I don't think.

Salt. Salt. Yes. But we will do the whipped cream because it's almost birthday time.

Okay. So here we go. So now we remove the clothing from one nipple or two. Depending.

Two is good. Okay. Busting out. Let's hear it for Odile and Selena.

Busting out. Okay. And now you apply saliva to each nipple. I mean, I don't know if you've had communion in church, but this is kind of different.

But kind of similar in the sense that you're experiencing something delicious and meaningful. And then we sprinkle the salt like holding one. Yes. Wow.

You have to eat more salt. She has more expanse here. Okay. And now, yes, you pick.

Well, here, you can move forward around there. You can pick a Jell-O shot. Actually, they're all green tonight. Yeah.

All green. I think this is something to do with birthday boy Abe's favorite color. Oh, I think she gets one too. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Give her one.

You're going to both do it. Okay. So here you go. So now lick the nipple and down the shot now.

Maybe you might have to scoop the shot out with your finger. Just like that. Very good. And salt and suck.

Salt and suck. That's the Bonoboville Jell-O shot. Bonoboville Jell-O shots. Bonoboville Communion are provided by Jell-O shots LA.

By our own Lisa. Yeah. So who's this lovely lady sitting here down here? Who is this?

Hi. My name is Shea Spreads. Shea Spreads. Yes.

Is that got anything to do with bedding? Spreads? Like bedspreads? Yes.

Wow. Shea Spreads. And legs. Legs that spread also.

Right. Right. And an interesting headdress there. Okay.

And are you here with our friends from Ideal Model Management? Yes, I am. Oh. Well, they have great taste in models.

Thank you. So welcome Shea Spreads. Sounds like something, like a butter substitute. Or, you know, maybe you are.

Yeah. Okay. So are you done? Did you come?

I'm talking to the microphone. Where's the mic? Hold the mic. Did you come?

You were busy. And it seemed like you needed a moment on your own, not on... Because I don't fake orgasms. And I have a very powerful, very powerful version of what I just had right now.

Yes. It's from Adam and Eve. But it's like 10 times stronger. Okay.

But you didn't like the Sybian because you thought that was just strong. I have a birthday gift for you, Susie. Okay. Well, we'll see you next week then.

But it's for you. I think you... Yeah. Well, that's...

It took a shot. A shot break. Yeah. You know, I don't know.

I mean, I like all kinds of vibrators, actually. So, you know what? I have some vibrators here from... Blush.

Nice. Blush vibrators. Right? Okay.

So I'm going to give some away right now. This is somebody that wants to demonstrate. This matches my outfit, kind of. Somebody different?

Yeah. Somebody new? So, who would like to demonstrate? Actually, I'll give you a choice.

You can get... And you can take it home. Uh-oh. Any demonstration?

Demonstrate. Okay. What would you like? Okay.

Hold the microphone up to her lips, please. Yes. I don't know. She's choosing, choosing.

Let's go with this one. Okay. Okay. Oh, she took the biggest one.

That has something... You know, there's something to that. The bigness, right? Yeah.

Okay. See, porn stars go big. Hookers? I think it's not about the bigness, right?

What's it about? The quickness. Right. The quickness.

Who knew that? Must be a John. Oh, yeah. Of course.

It's Mo the Monster. I don't know if he's a John though. He might be one of those guys that you're looking for. I don't know.

You know, one of those guys is aggressive. Although, he's a very nice guy. He's a big album. He doesn't have to be aggressive with the monster,

if you know what I mean. Anyway. Okay. So, here we go.

So, you guys, unless... Are you done or are you... You know, you don't have to be done. You can be over there.

Over there. Now, O'Deal, the professional who has gone mainstream, brothers and sisters, in the wonderful, wild world of poem, is now going to demonstrate

the Eden rabbit. Rabbit. We all know about the fabulous rabbit pearl, otherwise known as the jack rabbit.

You know? And this is quite pink, isn't it? Very pink. What do you think?

Do you like that pink? Oh, yes. Very... How do you turn it on?

Let's see. We have an expert here, don't we? Vanessa, do you know how to turn this thing on? Oh, you got it on?

Oh. You know? Susie Q knows how to turn it on. Oh, wow.

There's seven speeds. Okay. Awesome. Seven speeds.

Are you... Okay. So, here she goes. So, don't you think it's a little hot to wear that dress?

Oh, my goodness. I'm all red right now. Yeah. What?

You're all red. You're a red head. So, red is good. Yeah, okay.

And strip, too. Here she goes. Mmm. That is a deal.

Beautiful, huh? All natural, beautiful girl. Very good shape. She's like a gymnast.

Kind of. Sexual gymnast. Sexual gymnast. Now.

All right. Okay. So, now she's got this rabbit. Okay.

And I believe the panties have to either come off or get ripped or something. Here she goes. Beautiful. Oh, deal.

Not ripping off my pants. Look at this. Totally shaved. What are guys like that are...

That are John's? Do they like shaved or ball... Or Harry? Shaved.

Shaved. They like shaved. They're all into shaved, right? Mmm.

So, here she goes. Miss O'Deal. Can we move this thing right back? It doesn't want to go in.

Do we have some lube? Lube, lube, lube. Lubrication. Lubrication.

We need some lubrication for this. Where are my... Lick it. I have several assistants.

Go ahead and lick it. Yeah. Put it in your mouth first. I want to go in there.

All right. Yeah. Did you turn it on? No, we're going to turn it on.

Is it... You got the little rabbit ears? Yeah. The trick is like, yeah.

Make sure they're like right in the right place. Yeah. With these rabbit ears. I think Shay spreads would have an opinion about this.

Right. Okay. Here we go. You got to open your legs a little wider.

There it is. Shay spreads. You know. She knows she's named after that.

Okay. I'm going to put a big gorilla behind you and I don't mean mow the monster. That's it. Okay.

There we go. That's an odd setting right there. It's like the pulsing one. Oh, the pulsing one.

That's odd. I like that one. It's very subtle. The pulsing.

Yeah, I'm just like... I think perhaps I'm spoiled by the Hitachi. I'm just like... Mmm.

I like that strong. Mmm. Strong vibrator. This is a more subtle one.

I know. It might take longer. Well, blush people, we tried. Okay.

It's going to take longer. It could take a little longer. Yeah. I mean, sometimes you don't want to come in half a second.

That's true. You know. Sometimes it's like a marathon. You want to see how many times you can come in a row.

Mmm. You know. Maybe if someone else was using it. Maybe.

After all, it's no longer masturbation month. It's now June. Which is... So, I mean wedding month, right?

Our birthday boy went to a wedding. Everybody goes to weddings. So, I think it means something about couples, June. Oh, okay.

Right? So... Yeah. What if I...

Oh, yes. And do we have any lube back there? Ask Vanessa. Lube makes everything better.

Yeah. It's much better. Okay. And hope...

Yes. Why is it taking... You know, this is embarrassing, folks. This is Bonoboville.

We should have lube right away. I asked for it in the beginning of the show. And where is it now? Ladies, ladies.

Does anybody have any lube in their pocket? Okay. This is very unusual moment that we don't have any. No, I'm looking around and no one has any.

Jesus. I'm going to use a jello shot. It's in the car. How could this be?

If you have a drink, I will gargle. If I have a what? A drink? If anybody has a drink, anything wet?

Yeah. Really? I will show... No, no, no.

Anything. Just something. Please. Oh, there you are.

She saved you. Okay. Well, I just used personal lube, but... Okay, here we go.

Here, you open. And... Here we go. Worst case scenario if somebody really needs to see an orgasm today,

we'll grab the Hitachi and it'll be... Worst case scenario. You sound so enthusiastic. No, I mean like that...

Okay, now don't open two of them at once. I don't need that much lube. Woo! Doesn't she have a pretty pussy?

Yes, she does. There you go. And funny rabbit ears are going up and down. I'm changing the different settings.

That's the beautiful thing about these vibrators. Because they have these different settings. How does she look, brothers and sisters? Somebody tell me...

Are you drawing her now, Anthony? Yeah. Oh, God. Make me look better than I really look.

She's totally shaved and receiving of the pink vibrator going in and out. I mean, such a pink pussy. She spreads.

She's going to pop her braces. I think she likes it because her nipples are hard. Is that a sign? That's a sign.

Yeah, especially in this heat, right? It's so hot. Sometimes nipples get hard out of coldness. Yeah, and now we go like this with the clip.

I think there might be a way to make this stronger, but I don't know. You just kind of run a weaker signal. It's definitely a vibrator that you would use.

You need some of those condoms over there? Give me a condom. I would say this is a vibrator that you'd use when you're at home,

when you want to take a nice long time with yourself. Can you open this up for me, please? And get the Hitachi? Yeah, this is not like when you want to use on a porn set.

This is like a subtle... Yeah, it's like something you'd explore with yourself and you're just enjoying the experience. Like you want a nice long...

Oh, hold on. Oh, you can have a low setting. You want the low setting? You know, a dog might be a man's best friend,

but what is a woman's...? A vibrator. Not just any vibrator. Right?

Oh, this one. We have to say we love Hitachi, even though they're not a sponsor. That just shows how honest we are.

We have these other sponsors, which are great, and we're now just so appreciative of this beautiful dildo that is provided by blush, sex toys, brothers and sisters.

But we have to admit, the Hitachi is what is really doing the trick here right now. Uh-huh. And we have with us the beautiful,

amazingly toned, kinkster-turned mainstream porn star. Oh, deal! Brothers and sisters, she is making waves

in the industry, and she is coming to summit. June is busting out all over, and deal.

She's actually squirting. Without the dildos. Now you get another jello shot. It tastes like squirt.

Last time I looked up that, I was forced to on the floor of the dungeon. Here it is. No, that's not the box.

Maybe that is the box. Okay, well, yeah, baby. Great. So June is busting out all over.

And it's birthday month. That's what I always think of June as, because it's my birthday month. Mine's next week.

So keep some of these balloons. But we are celebrating the birthday tonight of the great and powerful Oz, who's not in the chair.

All right. So he's coming, and we're almost out of time on this program, Brothers and Sisters.

So, yeah. She's going to the... Oh, very good. All right.

And you want some whipped cream? Of course. On nipples. This is how you have it.

Yeah. Yeah, nipples. Here we go. Both?

Yeah. Where's this one? This is just preparing for the birthday part. Oh.

Yeah. Yeah. Mm. Birthday boy, we're getting the cake ready.

Right now. She's a very voracious young lady. Yes. Mm.

You missed a spot. I found a size about looking at tools. Mm. Well, these are close.

All right. All right. So, where'd he go? He was like right here.

Oh, my God. Abe. It's your birthday. Okay.

Well, it's your birthday. We're almost out of time. We've only got like a few more minutes. We have to do an Abe tribute of some sort.

I mean, more easy. We need the cake now. We need the cake, Brothers and Sisters. You've got to bring it out.

So, yeah. Oh, you've got lubed now. It's a little late. No.

Just shut up. Okay. I can't understand you. You have to talk on a microphone.

I love you, bud. What is this? Oh. Oh.

Hand sanitizer. Right. I thought it was late. Okay.

Yeah. No. This is good. We can announce this.

We use hand sanitizer here. It's not a crime, right? We can use that. I don't know.

It's a little chemically though, right? Yeah. Okay. So, it's always good to have a naked lady at your birthday,

don't you think? Yeah. Okay. You got a microphone over there?

Yeah. I think that's required. Right. So, is somebody going to get the cake now,

so we don't have to announce that? Can we get a cake coming in here? I don't know if anybody's doing that. Maybe some.

I see I don't have any assistance, so hopefully they're doing that. So, does Abe have any friends in here, or is he all alone?

Yeah. I have some girls over there. I thought everyone was going to cheer. Where's all of Abe's friends?

Yeah, all of my friends have been. Why don't you cheer? All of my friends have been. I thought they did for a second.

They were abandoning you. They weren't supportive. Anyway, so you're 21 today. Yes, today.

21, brothers and sisters. He is finally allowed to drink at the Speak Easy. Yeah, it feels good. It feels good.

Yeah? Celebrate. Have you had your first drink? My first drink today?

Yeah, I had a first jello shot. I had a wedding that I went to today, so there was a lot of drinking. Oh, there was.

Okay, too bad. Well, but you didn't have a bonobo-ville jello shot. No, I haven't. You haven't had bonobo-ville communion.

So, you know, it is your birthday, and you could have bonobo. I think we have more than one bonobo. We do.

We have a lot of them. We have tits covered with whipped cream and everything here. And, oh, this is a whole contingent

of Abe's girlfriends right here. This is Abe's harem with one guy who's running the harem, right, for Abe. Oh, he's a photographer.

Oh, he's a photographer. Why don't you take a picture? Yeah. Yeah, I'm glad I take a picture.

Okay, well, yeah, you should take some pictures. Right, so maybe somebody else can engineer while Abe comes up here. But where is his cake?

Why isn't anybody getting his cake? I think I'll start with the jello shots. I think I'll start with the jello shots. Yeah, jello shots, okay.

Mmm. Here we go. Wait, I sit right here? Here is Abe.

Do I sit right here? I guess I sit right here. Oh, now, is somebody going to use this one now? Oh, you want two now?

You're a little greedy bitch, aren't you? We just gave you. What? I was going to give them to other people, but, okay.

No, it's okay. It's melting, it's melting. Here he goes. Yeah.

June is busting out all over. Have a shot. Hello, hello. Happy 21st.

Cheers to everybody. Yeah. Yeah, you are. So now how does it feel to be 21?

Microphone? It feels a lot better. On the other side of the fence, I mean, it's true, they say that the grass is greener on the other side.

This is green. Yeah, green. It's all downhill from here. You have nothing more to celebrate except 25

when you can rent a car legally. Okay, so I got to get some of these people out of these chairs so I can have some of Abe's friends get into the chairs, okay? Yes.

So, come on. I mean, I don't know if anybody wants that. I'm not talking. Come on, say something.

You don't have to be on camera. Just get in a chair, no? Anybody? No one wants to say that Abe is a cool guy.

Okay, Doc. The cake here is going to blow up. So, it's fluttering. It's like my heart, it's fluttering.

All right, ready? There you go. Here comes the cake. So, everybody sing Happy Birthday to you.

Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear Abe. Happy Birthday to you. There you go.

Happy Birthday. Oh, sorry. Yeah. All right.

You got chocolate chip cookies, too. Yeah. You can keep singing. Happy Birthday to you.

Happy Birthday to you. Abe, you got another nipple over there, Abe. You missed a spot on a nipple. You missed a spot on a nipple, Abe.

She's melting. She's melting over there, Abe. Would you like to help? Is that it?

Oh, you already know. I'm on it. I think, would one of you ladies, would you ladies mind if Moe came up

and helped you with your nipple? Not at all. She needs more whipped cream. Lots of it.

Uh-oh. Here, you want this one? Okay. She needs a dipping.

Oops, sorry about that. She's trying to get it somewhere else. I know, I'm so sorry. Watch out, folks.

Do it. Do it. This is the big one coming up. Suck it good, baby.

There he is. Make it good. Monster. You'll never forget this dip.

Oh, my God. Put the whipped cream on that. Woo! Would you like to have your nipple?

I already did, darling. You did that. Thank you. How about you?

Woo! Okay, I don't think there's any more whipped cream left. Okay, there's...

I'll be right back. There's a little bit of confusion now in this video. All right, kid.

Welcome to 21. Well... Yeah. So, who here is over 21?

Ah, any wisdom to impart now that the boy is 21? I'd say be yourself. Everyone else is taken.

Wisdom? Just have fun. Have fun, okay. Here he is.

King Isaiah. Ideal image models. Yep. Yeah.

You got to come back next week. Oh, we definitely will. I definitely will be back. You know, I'll be 21 next week myself.

But for Abe's 21st... Where'd he go? I don't know. Well, I don't know.

You know what happens when you're 21st there, right? Oh, there he is. He's got the cake all to himself.

You got any advice for him? After 21, you don't have to count anymore. You don't have to count. Right.

You count up till 21. Then you kind of quit the counting. Every birthday after this is 21. Yeah.

So, how about spreads? Well, just enjoy it. Have fun, party, and do you. Mmm.

Yeah. Okay. Oh, you got some advice. Here we go.

So, let her use a microphone, somebody. Is it a microphone? Learn to give as good as you're going to get it. Learn to give.

You know, she knows. I guess she's hinting here. Learn to give as good as you're going to get it. When he wasn't very giving.

Time will tell. Time will tell. Well, yeah, he is only 21. You know.

So, you have to learn how to give sometimes. You got any advice? Aliyah, come to a microphone. You got advice for Abe?

He's 21 now. He's ready for anything. I'm 21 too. What are you talking about?

Okay, never mind. You know what? Just do whatever it is that makes you smile every day. What if that's mass murder?

I mean, what makes him smile? If you're going to do it, be good at it. That's the only thing you can do. You're going to be a mass murderer if you're good at it.

Don't get caught. That's my best advice. If you're 21 and you're going to mass murder, don't get caught. No, no.

Mass murderers always get caught. That's the whole idea. You know what? I don't think Abe is like that.

We let everybody talk around here, but please don't take Aliyah's advice. Keep in mind, she's 21. If I want to kill anybody, I will do it.

I'm going to pour whipped cream on your head. By the way, I like your corset. It's pretty cool. That's a nice corset, even though she's advising people to be good mass murderers.

I like that lavender. It's pretty dope. All right. So, Mo, advice for the 21-year-old man.

All I would say is welcome to the club, live every day to the fullest, and never let them see you sweat. Wow.

Yeah, it's hot in this room. So, what do you do for a birthday boy when he comes to you for your hooking and he says, it's my birthday?

Or does everybody just say that, even if it's not their birthday? Make all their wishes come true. Well, that's a lot.

I mean, what's your classic, what's the classic sort of birthday special? A threesome. Threesome, for sure.

A threesome. Yeah. With you and his best friend? No.

Yeah, another bunny. Oh, come back. Quick, soon. Yeah.

So, have you two ever done a threesome together? Not yet. No. But you don't work at the same ranch, do you?

And what's your specialty? I'd say pornstar and girlfriend experience. What is the difference? Pornstar is a little more intense.

Toys. Athletic, I would think. I would think it'd be more physical. And girlfriend is more emotional.

I think it could be equally intense. I mean, in fact, for some people, the girlfriend is more intense because it's emotional. How about you?

Are you more of a pornstar or girlfriend experience? Yeah, I do a lot of girlfriend experience and threesome and a little domination. Yeah, I can see you just being a girlfriend, you know.

A little fucking later on, maybe. No, I do some domination and things like that too. Domination? You dominate or do you get dominated?

Professionally, I dominate more. Right, that's mostly what they're paying for. But you would like to be dominated. I love being dominated.

She's calling people out. And anybody in here have a chance? Let's come talk, you know? Nevada.

Nevada. It's gotta happen in Nevada. Email us, email us. You have a good number at Loverage.net.

Hello. So what have you come up with? Okay, so we've... Life is young.

You have some advice for the... Life is young and never, ever forget. Passion, be passionate about others and do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

That's easier said than done, but... I don't go for that. I actually go for do not do unto others as you would not have them do unto you.

Because if they do unto me as they want to have done then maybe they would do something to me that I don't like. Because they like it, right? Anyway, that's a little subtle philosophy there.

But I prefer the Hillel Golden Rule, not the Christian Golden Rule. Anyway, no, it's not the religion night. Right?

No? Did you grow up with a religion? Are you religious? I have six kids, so I was just trying to...

Do you believe in a higher power or a lower power? Of course I do. Of course, I don't know. Some people are agnostic.

They're atheist. Yeah, I do. Okay, what's your higher power called? I just remember being in church once

and seeing somebody... Once. Once. She went to church once.

That makes it, folks. If you only go once, then it's special. I remember being in church once and seeing somebody shaking their hands

and I thought they were making it up. But then when I experienced it... You did. When I experienced it, then it was like...

I thought you just experienced it a few minutes ago. That was right, huh? How about you? Do you have a religion?

Are you religious at all? Are you agnostic? I'm just spiritual and humanist, yeah. Did you grow up with a religion?

No. No? You? I grew up religious.

What religion? Seventh Adventist. Seventh Adventist? They're pretty strong.

Very, very, yeah. And there's like no holidays, right? No, I mean they do holidays. No, it's not.

No, it's not. That was a Jehovah's Witness. Right. What's the hallmark of Seventh-day Adventism?

It's a lot like baptism, except they go to church on Saturdays instead of Sunday. But otherwise pretty much... Why, it's Saturday. That's the Seventh-day thing.

Right. So do your folks know what you're doing now? They do. And how do they feel about that?

They're very accepting and supportive. Oh, well, nice. All right. I'm super open-minded, folks.

Whatever religion you are. As Charlie Sheen says, we're winning. That's right. We're changing the world.

Changing the world. Right. From the inside of the church. Right.

That's right. I mean we've had all these religious porn stars on here. It's really interesting how, you know, a lot of people who you might think would be totally alienated from the church, sometimes are totally into it, you know.

And they just define it the way they want. Well, I'm no longer like practicing religion or anything. No, you don't seem to be. But do you have your own religion now?

I am into Buddhism, but I wouldn't say that it's like... Buddhism goes with hooking, don't you think? Kind of. Kind of.

Kind of. Although Jesus loved the hookers, right? Jesus loved the hookers. And Muhammad had several wives.

There's sex everywhere in the Bible and in the Quran, in the Bodhi tree too. I mean, I think I've gotten late a few times, you know, picking up people at the Bodhi tree. So how about you? What religion?

I'm a Christian. You're a Christian, through and through. And you're also... I mean, is that what you come in to church and you go, hey, Shea spreads here for Jesus.

I wouldn't so much look at it like that, you know. I have my beliefs, but at the same time, too. Talking to the microphone so Jesus can hear you. I said, you know, I have my beliefs, but at the same time, I do what I do.

So it doesn't... I don't go into church and say, oh, praise the Lord. I'm, you know, fucking... Praise the lady.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, but, you know, as I said, I think that a lot of people are redefining religion, you know, especially people in sexuality, because, you know, we all like to have meaning in our

lives. We don't want to just be... I mean, I know everybody's trying to make money, right? Right.

And that's a bottom line, especially in this crappy economy. We've got to hustle. But at the same time, there's no human being on earth that is all about making money.

And a lot of people outside of the sex industry, they like to say, and they have statistics and all this stuff, to say, hookers are in it for the money, and strippers and porn stars, everybody. And yeah, I mean, we all need to make a living.

People don't go work at any place, including cell real estate. Everybody's in it for the money. Right. We're all in it.

But... The revolution costs money. Exactly. The revolution costs money.

So all revolutions cost money. But at the same time... The revolutions... Well, revolutions...

They cost money, too. Actually, you're free. Well, sort of. You have to pay a certain price.

They happen to you. They come to you. If you want to become... If you get a revelation, you want to become a hooker.

Yeah. Watch out for your parents and shit. That's the price. Well, I don't know.

Her parents are seven-day adventists. Well, they're cool. And they accept what she is doing. Hallelujah.

Praise her parents, brothers and sisters. You know, when you can be open-minded to your son or daughter and what they choose to do as long as they're not hurting others, if you can open your mind and get past your prejudices,

then you're a very special, wonderful human being, whatever religion you are. And we applaud you and we love you. Who's jello shot is this?

Mine, huh? Mine. Okay. So I need all the titties out now.

Titties, titties. And we're going to have a jello shot for Jesus. No, this is one for Abe. Right.

Happy birthday, Abe. Abe, where are you? He loves us unconditionally. Abe is at the door.

Oh, sorry. Let's get ready. Oh, my God. I'm going to get the taquitos.

I'm getting the taquitos. Happy birthday, Abe. All right, brothers and sisters. We are out of time.

So we're going to say thank you to everybody. Good morning. Tell us where we can find you if we want to hire you or fall in love with you or anything.

So let's start with our Dennis Hoff Bunny Ranchers. Where do we find you, ladies? Tamela Lee at BunnyRanch.com and on Twitter at Tamela Lee Bunny. And you can find me at smokeandamber.com

and all of my contact information is there. Can you say how much you charge generally? No. You can't.

You negotiate each time, especially. Right. So anybody out there, they're fantasizing that they'd get a special deal just because they've got those beautiful puppy dog eyes.

Right. Right. All right. If you've got a leather wallet, that's even better than puppy dog eyes.

But yes, they have their prices. Part of the fund is negotiating. Yes. All right.

And yeah, let's decriminalize prostitution all over America, brothers and sisters. Although that would mean you'd get less business. Right.

Is that all the people that support this? Just you? Me. Who else supports decriminalization of prostitution?

All right. Who supports keeping it illegal? Boo. Just wondering.

I mean, I'm often surprised at people's opinions here, but of course that wasn't surprising. Mo. Come on.

Mo. You tried to, you know, getting... No. I didn't get no boobage.

No boobage. No, but want to offer him boobage? Nobody offered the resident porn star no boobage. Can we have one boob for the resident porn star?

One boob. Uh-oh. She finna take the collar off. Okay.

You might even get two. Okay. Step up, young man. Step up to your boob.

June is busting out all over. All right. And so, Isaiah, thank you for joining us for AIDS Birthday. That doesn't get you off the hook for mine next week.

Nope. I'll be here. Right, right, right? I'll be here.

All right, all right. Ideal image management here. You could definitely find us at idealimagemodels.com. And you can find me on Twitter at iKingJamesIV.

I King James IV. That sounds like something you get in the hospital. Is that like medical sex? No, that's the fourth.

The fourth, right? The fourth. You got it. Okay, Shay.

Shay spreads. Yes. You guys can find me also on Ideal Image Models. And also, if you guys want to find me on Twitter, you can find me at Shay spreads.

And it's spelled S-H-A-E-S-P-R-E-A-D-Z, not with an S. How was your nipple? It was very salty. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Did he have a good, did he have a good lip? It was nice. It was nice.

It was nice. All right. After party. Okay.

So I need to have my e-cigarette guy come forward. Warner. Get into the mic, man. Okay.

So, you know, e-cigarettes are cool if you want them. And so where do we find them? Follow us on Instagram, nobobake. That's N-O-V-O-V-A-P.

You got pictures of people smoking. Vaping. Vaping. All right.

Vaping. Well, you know, smoke and amber here is a smoking professional. Right. Can we have one more smoke?

You have your... That's the only thing. Do you have your cigarette? Bring out the cigarette.

Let's see one more good smoke and amber smoke here. Now that we've got the two photographers on you, you're going to... All right. Can you unbutton one button of your...

Not right. We know her cleavage is very expensive and we can't afford it. But we can afford to watch her puff, puff and smoke. That's a pretty deadly looking thing there.

Smoking amber. That's a big fetish. Smoking. Oh, yeah.

It does taste way better than natural cigarettes do. I don't smoke natural cigarettes. Yeah. It's got a flavor.

All right. So a little compliment for a nobobape. Yeah. Thank you, nobobape.

Okay. And we want your other guy. I'm sorry I didn't let you talk before. Come on up.

And you are nobobape junior or... Junior, yeah. You're the partner. Okay.

And what's your name? Tony. Tony. How'd you like the show, Tony?

It's great. Say that into the mic, please. Glad to be here. No, you said it was great.

It was great. I'm not here. What was your favorite part? The show.

The whole show. The whole show. All right. So you're with nobobape, so you got the same stuff.

All right. All right. So Anthony Nguyen back there. Anthony, yeah.

Yeah. He's hanging onto his blanket. He can't get up. No.

You can't get up? Okay. Get up. Get up.

Hello. What is your advice for Abe? He's 21 years old. Oh my gosh.

Embrace everything. That's a lot of things. You know, anything, everything, you know, it's going to come your way, man. You're going to go through all kinds of ups and downs and lefts and rights and everything.

It's going to be interesting. Yeah, I like that one. I like the whole thing you said about... Hopefully there's going to be a lot of ups and downs.

Like absorb the moment, like all that. Embrace it. Embrace the moment. Be here now.

Embrace. It's your birthday. Every day. I have a lot of sex, man.

Yeah. There you go. He's already doing that. Yeah.

But now he can legally drink. So this could be a problem. I don't know. But anyway.

Yeah. All right. So you're here. That's great.

Doesn't get you off the hook for next week. Okay. Birthday. Right.

Okay. Mine actually. Oh, and we've got these people here. And let's hear it for Odile, who had a magnificent orgasm with her Eden's rabbit.

All right. Mm. Yes. Thanks, Blush.

Mm-hmm. And so where do we find you? All right. Well, I prefer to independently book for scenes, so you can do that over Odile at gmail.com.

That's O-F-O-R-O-D-I-L-E. And you can find me on Twitter at over Odile. Also, but if you do want to contact my agent instead of me, I am represented by 101 models. And that's Robert at 101modeling.com.

All right. Well, that was a mouthful. Yeah, I know. Mm.

So. Sue's the acute. Oh, Sue. I am Wild Cherry Sue at Yahoo.

And I've been a massage there for a while. Wild Cherry Sue at Yahoo. That's your e-mail address, honey. I know.

I'm sorry. Well, she's hustling. Tonight is hustling night. I've been on Twitter, and Fania just introduced me to Twitter.

Oh, you're not on Twitter. You should be. Twitter on Twitter. Yeah.

Okay. Fania has a lot of followers. Sue's the acute. And anyway, I don't know, but I've been doing massage for 15 years, and my suggestion

to you, sweetie, is that whatever you do in life, the best thing that you can do for yourself is do something that you have a passion for. Because you're going to do your very best, and you're going to be the most successful in that.

And I'm a giver, and I love to give. Does IT work count as passion? I'm a giver, and I cannot wait to give you a massage. Oh.

Susie. Looking at me. It's his birthday, though. It's going to be called Susie on Susie.

Yo. Okay. Just playing on the twins. I want one too.

We're doing it. Can I have one? What about me, though? It's his birthday.

What about me, a massage? If you're not into it, I'm going to do a half-ass. If I'm not into it. He sounds into it.

He says, what about me? Maybe. Do whatever he does in life. I'll send you an email.

I'll send you an email, okay? Okay. And now, our realtor, brothers and sisters, the naughty realtor herself. Thank you.

Did you give advice to Abe? No. Would you give him some advice, please? He needs it.

He's 21. Yeah. Give me some of your wisdom. Follow your dreams.

It's going to probably change my third career in 10 years. Oh, okay. But we're Gemini's. We like variety.

And it's probably going to be more than one. She's right. What? I said you're right.

No, she didn't say anything. Yeah. Just do what makes you happy. That's all.

And anything else? Thanks. All right. Well, everybody's all glad to give their advice to the 21-year-old.

You know my Twitter, right? What? You know my Twitter? Do I know your Twitter?

Yeah, I do. Yeah, she didn't promote her Twitter. I do. I mean, just because I know it doesn't mean everybody does.

It's Naughty Realtor. Fawning at Naughty Realtor. No, but it's at Naughty Realtor. Yeah.

That's great. Right. There's an ad sign. You have your full name above that if you want it.

Yeah. For a girl with 14,000 followers, you don't know much about Twitter. That's what happens when you're a Naughty Realtor. You've got to put Naughty in front of whatever your profession is.

Naughty doctor, Naughty engineer, and then it happens. Have you met Stephen St. Croix? All right. So we're just about done with the show, Brothers and Sisters.

I want to thank all my fabulous guests. I've had hookers and porn stars and artists and masseuses and realtors on tonight and, you know, and of course, e-sig guys, entrepreneurs. So it's been a real variety show.

And yet we did stick to our theme. June busted out. Not everybody busted out, but enough busting out that I think June did bust out. So you've been in Bonoboville, Brothers and Sisters.

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