Sex Not Guns: Happy Year of the Dog

Full transcript of Sex Not Guns: Happy Year of the Dog on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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doesn't change the natural-born fact that we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I get an amen? Amen. Can I get an A-women? A-women, you. I want to welcome you to the womb room of Dr. Susie Speakeasy in Bonoboville, LA. It's still February if you're listening live, tuned in, watching, whatever, picking us up by osmosis, and yes, we are still recovering

those of us in Bonoboville from our February. Here's some February. February, if you want some, pass it around. You can whip each other with them, made by Jux Leather. And we had February Seasons beatings last week with Wild Loopy Looper Calia, and we are still recovering from that. We are also still recovering from Valentine's Day, and by

that I don't really mean our personal Valentine's Day, which was really, you know, okay, and I am talking about sort of National Valentine's Day, this Valentine's Day, 2018, February 14th, Brothers and Sisters, the St. Valentine's Day Massacre, yeah, which I don't think will ever be the same, I don't think Valentine's Day will

ever be the same, never will be the same, and maybe it never should be, because this was, of course, an atrocity, and we should never recover and go back to business as usual from such a thing, you know, like we usually do, like with Sandy Hook and Columbine and Virginia Tech, and Vegas just a few weeks ago,

that wasn't a school, but yeah, we have mass murder after mass murder, and we get upset, and then nothing, maybe not this time, maybe this time is different, maybe never again, that's their hashtag, and it's amazing, these teenagers, these young people who are survivors of a massacre, they just had their house, their

school, their beloved school shot up, their friends killed in front of them, themselves, you know, texting their parents saying goodbye, and they're smart kids, and no, they're not crisis actors, but they are in the drama department, some of them, and they are really, really amazing, articulate kids from a

school whose name I can never remember, the Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, right, so we'll call them the Parkland students, the Parkland kids, and they are, you know, amazing, American revolutionaries, I for one, have not been so inspired by American revolutionaries, maybe since the

Vietnam War, I don't know, when students also spoke up, because their lives were at stake, it tends to make you kind of eloquent, you know, and these kids, they saw that, their lives were at stake and are still at stake, you know, schools are shutting down with gun threats, and yeah, these brilliant, innocent,

courageous students are crying bullshit at the adult bullshit, it is bullshit, and they're taking on the NRA, that's the Goliath to their David, it's a big one, it's a mean, nasty monster, I mean in a way it seems easy, like the bigger they are, the harder they fall, but you know, they're very slippery, these gun

merchants, it is the gun industry, the murder industry, and excuse me, but I having written the definition of the word fetish for the new Wiley Blackwell encyclopedia of human sexuality, I want to say this is the gun fetish industry, and that these people, these clever men, and these gorgeous women,

and I guess they're pretty clever too, these women, who stand out there in front of this artillery and hawk it, like it's the latest fashion, I mean they're selling the sex of the gun, which by extension is the sex of the murder, and of course we all like an orgy, so it comes to the sex of the

mass murder, and that's where we're at, and it's a crazy, crazy time, I just want to say some statistics, just I know, we're going to have some fun in a moment, but almost 400 people have been shot in over 200 school shootings since 2012, which was Sandy Hook, in the U.S., and to get a sense of how high

that body count is, consider that from 1764 until Columbine in 1999, that's one of them was the Kent State shootings of course in 1970, which were the shooters were the Ohio National Guard, so sometimes it happens that way, which is one of the reasons we don't want to arm our teachers, we have enough

police around, we don't need police in the schools, and so yeah, what we need is the bonobo way, as what I say, and what these students say, and I agree, is that we need to just stop the NRA, we need to get a hold of this crazy gun fetish, this gun violence, they don't call it a fetish of course, because they're

high school students, all right, I'm calling it that, because that's what it is, and it's a shame, it's a terrible, terrible shame. I mean, we've been trying, we adults, I've been trying to speak the truth of the bonobo way for many years, and there are many others who speak about peace and gun control, but

let's just face it, we've failed, and it's okay, it's okay, I mean, you know, we've got more guns than ever, more mass murders crazily than ever, and it's increasing, and so let's let the children lead, and you know, I'm not a big fan of Lays on Phone, but in this case, I would say, and they're not

really children, they're teenagers, they're not children, they are more sophisticated than most adults, first of all, and they have had a trial by fire, and I say let them lead, they're asking the right questions, I'm right there with them, they're going to have a March,

March for Our Lives, March 24th, that's right, and at the point that America is ready to have a discussion about sex and mass murder, as to why depressed young men might shoot up their school in Florida, or depressed old men might shoot up a concert in Las Vegas, or depressed

middle-aged men might shoot up their ex-wife's church. Well, when you're ready to have that conversation, I'm here, and a lot of us are here, and it's a conversation that does need to be had, and not necessarily with these high school students, although, you know, they are capable

of handling the truth, they just handled the truth of getting their school shot up and their best friends killed in front of them, and so, you know, we're here, we're here with our truth, our truth of peace through pleasure, and that is most especially sexual pleasure, but

it's all pleasures, it's sharing the resources, it's opening up to all and not being led by the merchants of death, of guns, and of course, that's what's on the home front, and then we export this other thing, which is very much related, which is war, and so we're

about exporting and enjoying and making the most of our sexuality, you know, a little bit of channeling, maybe, into music, into dance, BDSM, but a lot of channeling into just sex itself, you know, shoot the gun between your legs, brothers, and you'll feel a lot

better, I wonder if anybody told, I don't know, I'm not going to second guess this kid's psychiatrist, I'm sure they tried, let's just get rid of the guns, not all of them okay, so you can shoot your pigeons, but we don't need, what was it, A-15s,

whatever they are, whatever he used, we really don't, but in the midst of our St. Valentine's Day student massacre and the tragedy of it, and the passion, I mean, I'm really inspired by these students, I don't know, there's always, of course,

comic relief in the form of Il Duce, the President's, yes, indeed, and yes, he is gagged here on my broadcast bed with a piece of Trump toilet paper that reveals his nose, oh my God, yes, he had a listening session with the parents and the

students and the teachers about what to be done about all the gun violence and all the money that the NRA gives me, and of course, people are handpicked, so there wasn't anybody that really, I guess, confronted him too much, like they confronted

Marco Rubio, way to go, kids, but the best part of it was do we have the shot of this, of his notes, the notes at the, yeah, here we go, you can see them close up, okay, these are the notes he's holding in his hand, it's true, the notes look

very large, you're wondering why would he have such large notes, but they're not really that large, his hands are very small, but these notes say, what do these notes say, what can we do to help you feel safe, what would you most

want me to know about your experience, and the funniest of all, I hear you, oh please, oh please, I don't even tell my therapist to say that, that's just too pathetic, that's just too cliche, but of course, you know, his hand,

they told him to say that, and he hasn't written down, and there he is, okay, well, we gag him with that, he has to remember it, okay, let's open up my guest microphones, let's get going here, let's get out of our Trump slump

and get into Bonoboville, could you guys give me a warning if anything happens, oh if any boobs or tushes come out, boobs or tushes or cock-and-balls or anything like that, okay, beforehand, so I don't want to get banned either

like you, oh, I know, I've been banned on Facebook, it's terrible, I think it's because I promote sex and not guns. People are watching in the Bonoboville Lounge anyway,

so they can't censor us. So, if you're watching on Facebook or anywhere, you can watch in the Bonoboville Lounge for free or DrSusie.tv, and here we are, I've got some great guests,

I'm gonna start with my Susie Award winner for best submissive, the return of Mepenze Barbie, Goddess Mepenze, and here's your award, and please take pictures.

Here, come sit up with me, sit up here, you award, and then people can kind of move around a little bit more, I know we're a little bit pushed for space here, we're all crowded in and now you have your microphone,

hi, so do you have a speech for your acceptance of your award? I am deeply touched. Do you want me to go ahead and come up with something? Well, you could, maybe while you're being spanked later.

We'll make you do your speech. You didn't do it instantly, you didn't have notes obviously. Just say I hear you. Anyway, you have done some amazing things on this show,

you have done some amazing subby things from that forced orgasm on the motor bunny to what was that thing called that you did with Brattie Wolfie? The predicament bondage.

I've seen somebody doing a class now, somebody in our local scene. Very interesting, predicament bondage which involves a couple of submissives

and kind of pitting them almost against each other. As a puzzle. Somebody might fall and hurt the other person. Something might fall and hurt the other person.

So I'm also excited that you brought some friends with you tonight. I did, I have Mother Tink. Mother Tink, hello Mother Tink. Yes, Tinky Winky, you are here with your sweet puppy.

Fizzy, look at this beautiful doggie that I met at Domcon and Fizzy Fizzgig is his Fizzgig. You need a microphone if you're going to speak. Do we only have one microphone here?

He barks without any sound. I've never seen a dog do that. His name is Fizzgig. Fizzgig.

He's named after the main character on Dark Crystal's pet. Oh here, come on up on my other side here. I just have to be near the dog, you know what I mean? Especially before we go off of Facebook

because it's now is the time before we reveal any body parts when we just should celebrate the year of the dog. Well last week we were celebrating with wolves because it was Lupercalia

and that's all about the Luper which is the wolf but the wolf is the wild dog and now we have a sweet sweet dog. My little mini wolf.

He is, why do I keep saying she? Everybody thinks that he's too pretty to be a boy so there's a little gender fluidity going on here. And when I met you, you were totally rainbowed out.

He will have his flame colored hair back in the next couple of days. Beautiful, yes. We will match again. Oh that's nice.

Okay mother think Tink, thank you very much. Thank you. Well I just love to pet your puppy here. Everyone does.

Yeah. So now we have the magnificent Madame Dissaud here and oh my goodness, look at this outfit. Wow, I mean can I ask you to stand up

and model that outfit please because this is extremely dramatic. Trump would love it. That's why I'm not going to let him watch.

That's the thing, I don't really wear a gold or more of a black and red type of woman but I don't mind. Try this out.

Yeah, yeah. Very bold and gold. Please, please, please, please. Don't you fix me my lovely?

Oh yeah. Yeah, as a fashion fetishist, somebody, somebody, somebody. Very nice, very nice. She is a good girl.

See this is what she wants. Did you see yourself? Did you see, check and see, did you see? That means you did a great job.

That's a good girl, that's a good girl. Well why don't you come sit over here Madame and then Penzi can kind of hover around you. Come over here.

Are the award winners? Let's, let's get all nice and comfortable together. Oh okay, here we are, musical chairs. So, and this is Mia Amore who is one of my assistants

and a Dr. Susan Block Institute sex therapist who does phone, webcam, texting, you know, osmosis, all the different ways we can communicate. Alright, so welcome back Mia.

And Phoenix is wandering around somewhere. Where are you Phoenix? So, yeah, so now moving right around the room. We, oh, but before we move around the room,

I just wanted to say something to Mr. Sod. I really enjoyed Madame de Sod. I really did enjoy your interview in Time Out. Glad that you were able to check it out.

I did. It was a couple of years ago, but it was a lot of fun. Okay, I wouldn't have known that. But no, no, it's fresh as a daisy.

And it does numerate you as one of the great doms of LA. Yeah, absolutely. And you are, and you studied with Mr. Sian. Yes, I have worked with her as well as she mentored me for quite a few years.

I met her in 99, and then I just kept up with her through the years and utilized her space when it was out in Recita. And then while utilizing that space, she got me really more comfortable with the type of fetishes that I was into.

And since there was not a lot of women of color in the LA area that were into a lot of my interests, it was a lot of fun to be able to work with someone who was willing to try something new with someone who felt like she was doing something new

when it was really new. Yeah, now you bill yourself, so to speak, on your Twitter as the Jewish Black Dom. Yes.

So I am Jewish. You are Jewish. I am Black. You are Black.

I am a Dom. On your Dom. Right. And so those are three identities of yourself

that you kind of merge together in this fabulous gold outfit. Well, I am lifestyle and professional. And I believe if you are going to be doing anything longer than 10 years lifespan, I've been in lifestyle for 20 years, professional for 10.

You want to be able to let them know you still are a human being and existence. Folks love the fantasy of you. And only the outfits and pictures they see, but they forget before you put on the outfit every day

that you still have your hair up in curlers sometimes. And you might be just wearing like... Curlers? You might be wearing a band T-shirt and leggings,

but you're still thinking about whooping ass later. Either way, it's still you. So it's my way of going, yeah, you saw me in latex, you saw me in something shiny,

you saw me in leather, but I'm still a Jewish Black woman. Wow. You know, the balance of the real and the ideal is always a challenge. And in a way, the ideal is the enemy of the real, as Captain Max says.

But if you can keep them kind of playing, you know, the ideal is always the big T's, and the real can just, you know, be too much for a lot of people to deal with. So, you know, the combination of real and ideal is...

the person who can balance that is a smart person. So welcome. Thank you. Madame de Sade, you just seem so interesting.

So okay, and here is Felly Fury right here with the microphone. Hello. And you are a good friend of Mia's, right? Okay.

And you have a lot of interesting tattoos, including on your head. I have a split tongue, too. And you have a split tongue. Oh my God, that's your dream.

Wow. That's Mackenzie's dream to have a split tongue. It's my dream, too, but I haven't found it yet. Can I have the mic?

Why do you want to have a split tongue? I don't have a reason. Oh, okay. It's the same as this person.

It's the same as this person? Yeah. I saw it when I was 13, and I got it when I was 21. I just knew I needed it.

Well, that's a reason. I knew I needed it. All right. And are you happy you have yours?

I have no complaints. Right. How long have you had it? At least five years.

Wow, you have a lot of interesting body modifications. Definitely. So you're going to share some of those with us once we all meet. Absolutely.

We have a really interesting group of people tonight. So, is that how you'd identify yourself? I mean, you do fire. You do circus performing.

I eat glass. I do everything. I'm a pain-proof girl. Uh-huh.

Like, she's a black Jewish dom. Do you have a thing like that? You're a Mexican Jewish? What?

Pain-proof girl. Pain-proof. Pain-proof. Pain-proof.

Is that different than a masochist? Pain-proof? Yeah. I mean, yeah.

Do we have more mics? I just wanted to say that I did experience a split tongue one time. And it was definitely wonderful. Really?

And if you want to get it, I will say that it's fun to experience one. So, if you get it, anybody that experiences it's like two tongues. I mean, if you want to let me experience it once you get it, I'm totally up for that. So, bring it on.

Okay. Well, we're, I don't know. We're not going to do any tongue splitting tonight, but you are going to pierce someone. Yes.

We're going to have a little piercing a little bit later. So, we're going to get to that. So, now for something completely different. We have Guadalajara Joe.

Hey, hey. From Guadalajara. How's it going everybody out there? Well, you know, I like your pants.

Love your sunglasses. You know, match my animal print theme tonight. And yeah, and the jacket also. And so, you are a musical comedian or a comical musician.

A songwriter dancer. Okay. And you, what made you find Guadalajara for your name? Well, up north in Hayward, where I'm from.

Yeah. It's a little bit south of Oakland. Right. I didn't think you were actually from Guadalajara.

Well, I'm a quarter Puerto Rican. And I have Spanish heritage. Oh, really? And they're from near Guadalajara, which is in Spain.

You're Puerto Puerto Rican. And so is Phoenix, who is wandering around. All right. Okay.

So yeah, there's a Guadalajara in Spain. Submissive back to the stage, please. Yeah, we're going to have reasons to spank her. Yeah, we also have reasons to spank Trump for really being miserable in his response to Puerto Rico's catastrophe there.

So have you been there? Have you ever been there? I mean, I imagine. I've been there about 10 times.

I had a family reunion a couple years ago. And I had family that had some trouble times. We love Puerto Rico. We love Puerto Rico.

Tostones. Oh. You know what those are? The plantains that you did.

I don't know enough. We've gone there twice, actually. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

I gave a talk at the University of Puerto Rico, Mayagüez, on the bonobo way of eco-sexuality. Awesome. And then I gave another talk on the bonobo way of sexual inclusivity. Wow.

Because, yeah, they have those orgies. That's great that you went out there. I did. Great place out there.

And San Juan, yeah, at the Condado Hilton. All right. Which was flooded terribly in this terrible catastrophe. But not when I was there.

It was fantastic. It's a beautiful place. A lot of water sports. And not the kind that Trump likes.

No, I'm sorry. Not the kind that Trump likes. No, no, no. Just playing all regular water.

Not that. I keep thinking of pissing when I look at it. Trump. Trump.

Okay. So you guys could spank him if you want. Whoa. You should spank him for that.

Okay. Spank those balls. I know you can't help but just spank the ball. Yeah.

I've been getting into trampolings recently. Stiletto trampoling. Uh-huh. You should trample his balls, actually.

Good girls. Okay. This is what we call Trumpocalypse therapy. Yeah.

Yeah. Like it. That's right. That's right.

Where we get our, you know, it's therapeutic for us and sometimes for viewers. And for him too. You know, because he really does need to be submissive. He's miserable like he is right now.

Miserable in the White House. Certain men in their place. He really needs to be under, I don't know, maybe your... Who?

I think really. I think you would be good with that. The problem is that he's under a different type of submission. He didn't think he had to negotiate to.

Yeah. There you go. There you go. He liked being spanked with that Forbes by Stormy Daniels.

Exactly. So next we have Danny Dawson. Curvy girl. Wow.

Oh wow. Miss Curvy. You look like a cookie. I got BBW.

She did BBW. Thank you. Yes, BBW. My free cams.

I've done Jeff's models. Pure BBW. So I've dabbled into the hardcore scene as well. Just a naughty girl who likes to get laid.

That's okay. Naughty girl who likes to get laid. That's okay. Where are you from?

Here in LA. You are? Okay. I live here in Los Angeles.

And when did you become a cam girl? About three years ago. Okay. And so how...

And do you do anything else? Yeah, you've done hardcore porn as well. Okay. So you do the porn and the camming and...

But you don't have any like day job. You don't work at the dollar store. Oh no, I do a day job. Okay, okay.

You don't drive Uber. No, no, no. I have a day job. Oh, you do have a day job.

You work at a kindergarten. No. No, I'm a crossing gardener. No, I'm just kidding.

You're a crossing gardener. That would be hot though. No, right? Bus driver.

Totally. By day she makes sure the safety across the street by night. No, I actually work for an LA based liquor retailer as their wine specialist. So I'm the wine...

Really? Yeah, I'm the wine and porn specialist. The wine and porn specialist. Do you have certain porn titles that go with certain types of wine?

Would you make a wine selection based on... Wine selection based on the porn you're viewing. Exactly. Netflix and chill.

Would you say that like... What's a Netflix and chill wine? I think this Bordeaux will be great with that analogue. Yeah.

Everything goes well with my Spongebob. Come on. Right? What's a sub wine?

What's a subby wine? A subby wine? Probably any white wine, right? Because a lot of people view white wine as...

A desert wine. Yeah. Something sweet. White Zinfandel, you know, something from the super low shelf.

Oh no. Super low shelf. That's where they belong. Exactly.

You know someone where you want to spank them on the ass for bringing that. You're like, what is that? That's not wine.

Wow. So what goes with like BDSM? Probably a full-bodied red like a cab. I am a cab fan.

Yeah. Crab fan. Shiraz. Shiraz, yeah.

Okay. And what goes with being a cam girl? What goes with being a wild cam girl? Oh, for me, it's Zoe Champagne.

I must... Okay. Bubbly. Yeah, I'm all about the bubbly.

And what about Guadalajara Joe here? Is there a special cocktail? I don't know. Rum and anything, right?

Little pineapple juice and rum. Rum, yes. Or tequila. The rum jungle.

Now... Tell by his outfit. Yeah. Down the party.

Down the party. This is a great outfit and we're starting to get into the party mode, I think. So we could have a song from Guadalajara Joe, right? All right.

Are you guys ready? Are we ready? Are we ready for a song? I think we're...

Maybe what we should do before we have the song is... You know what we did last week with the Lupercalia? We were... When we had a lot of music and there was, you know, dancing and there was spanking

and there was whipping and flogging in time to the music behind the singer. So it worked very well. I don't know. Have you ever had anybody flog or spank, you know, behind you?

Not that I'm aware of, but I'm always open to that. Okay, but you have a beat and that's what it's all about. All right. Where is Phoenix?

I have no clue. Is she taking a bath? She is soaking her ass. Okay, people are asking for her, so I don't know where she is.

If anyone has a report... Phoenix. Phoenix, where are you? We're definitely going to make it black and blue after you.

Okay, and now my other assistant is disappearing. Black and blue. Okay, so we should get the other assistant back here if one is gone. I've been trying not to make that thing blue all night.

Remember, I was watching off my drink over, I was all about that ass, but then she left. Okay. It's a crazy night, you know. It's kind of one of those, you never know what to expect nights, so...

All right, so do you like to be spanked? Yeah? Okay, come forward with that curvy ass. Look at this big ass, okay.

I think you should get on your knees, or maybe, you know, you want to get over the thing there, the stool, we could put it like that. You could get over the stool. Please make her comfortable, and then think about yours. I'm going to take Mark Zuckerberg to the other room.

Okay. Yeah. Okay, we're going to have some big girl spankings. We have a big girl here, a BBW.

Okay, but we need room for the singer. So, I could really use some assistance on the stage with moving some of the things around here. Maybe we don't need this and should move her over so the singer can come here. Check, check, check.

Okay, and why don't you come up here? Come on up here, okay. And what are you going to do? Oh, you're going to, you're now a mistress, is that it?

I'm switching. You're what? I'm switching, that's what I was going to tell you. Oh, she says it so shyly.

I'm no longer the best submissive because I'm switching. I was going to say defend your title. Oh, I'm going to defend that title. Well, I don't know, you're not, we'll see.

Maybe on the next half. Okay. All right, but for now, this booty, you're going to get this booty. Okay, this booty is calling you.

Well, now that the Facebook camera is not watching, you could take your top off. Okay, well, you can get comfortable again the way you want to. She said, if you don't want that bra, you can get rid of it. All right, titties out.

Okay, stand, sit up again, sit up again and look over that way and back down. And now, is this enough room for you? Oh yeah. Right here?

For sure. Right by the spanking scene. I can work with whatever. Okay.

And you have your spanking implements and you are wearing your special fashion, Mepenzi Barbie jewelry or the harness, the Mepenzi Barbie harness. Okay. And so maybe I should have a mic so I can hold it in front of people.

Okay. So what is this a Mepenzi Barbie harness? It's just Mepenzi. The clothing is just Mepenzi because the word Mepenzi means love.

It's a Swahili word. It means love. All right. And so Barbie doesn't mean love.

Barbie means something else. Barbie is Barbie. Barbie is Barbie. Barbie is Barbie.

Barbie is Barbie. Barbie doll. Barbie doll. Yeah.

Barbie, Barbie, Barbie, Mepenzi, Barbie. Okay. So now you're going to spank this curvy ass. I learned something.

And what is these mistresses are here to supervise? Are they like your mother's here? How many songs is he doing? Well, he's going to start with one.

And then they're going to add in. You see, we figured we were going to be nice and let her start off. Okay. And then we'll add in.

Yeah. Okay. You're going to, I see. I see.

So she's going to start out because, you know, that way she won't have to follow their act. The opening act? Yeah.

Exactly. She's the opening act. This is Mepenzi. Mistress Mepenzi or goddess Mepenzi.

Goddess Mepenzi. Not a mistress. Goddess. Gotta get people's titles.

Right? Valley. Do you have a title? Yes, Philly.

Philly. I'm from Philly. Okay. And so we have Guadalajara Joe.

All right. Who is part Puerto Rican. Quarter Puerto Rican. I'm a quarter Rican.

And he's a quarter Rican and he's got animal pants. And he's going to sing live from Bonoboville on the Dr. Susan Block show. Okay.

You guys ready? Guadalajara Joe. How's it going everybody? I'm Guadalajara Joe.

And I have a show tomorrow at Nerd Melt in Hollywood at 9 p.m. If you want to check it out. Okay. I'm going to get the beat ready.

This song is called On Shrooms at Ikea. On Shrooms at Ikea. You guys ready? Here we go.

I'm On Shrooms at Ikea. And no one knows. That's the idea. I'm On Shrooms baby.

At Ikea. And no one has a clue. That's the idea. Well I got a plan.

Seniors and senior readers. I'm going to take some shrooms and hang out at Ikea. I'll dance around in every single aisle. Then twerk a bunk bed for a little while.

My awareness escalates. The voyage has just begun. As I lay on a futon. I'm tripping balls son.

I stare into a mirror over near the lights. As Swedish meatballs fly around. Everywhere inside. I'm On Shrooms at Ikea.

And no one knows. That's the idea. I'm On Shrooms baby. At Ikea.

And no one has a clue. That's the idea. Well now I'm in the zone. My peak is really peaking.

Should I apply for a job? Are they hiring Puerto Ricans? I think I'll get a part. Pretend to buy some pillows.

But perhaps I should bounce. Go home and watch Willow. Now I'm coming home. And here come Renicops.

I've been hanging here all day. With no intention to shop. So I start to build a fort. And then the cops jail's stuck.

Then I run out real fast. Cream Shibuya Bob. I'm On Shrooms. Shrooms.

At Ikea. No one knows. I'm On Shrooms baby. At Ikea.

And no one has a clue. That's the idea. One more time I'm On Shrooms. At Ikea.

And no one knows. That's the idea. I'm On Shrooms baby. At Ikea.

And no one has a clue. That's the idea. Do some dancing. Whoa.

Yeah. Thank you guys so much. Wow. That's On Shrooms at Ikea.

Shrooms at Ikea. That's something we can all relate to. Yeah, definitely. Something we can all relate to.

How's your ass? Talk in the microphone. Give her a mic. Now you should give her a mic.

Nice and red for sure. Nice and red. Nice ass rub. Nice ass rub.

Okay, let me give you a nice. Did you ever go to Ikea On Shrooms really? Well I went there five times to film the video.

Oh. But were you On Shrooms or were you just filming a video? Well I've done Shrooms

a lot. And I've been to Ikea five times. But I didn't mix it up. It was all

music, movie magic. But I'll go back. If you want to go, I can hook it up. Or we can go to Costco

On Shrooms on Costco. There you go. It was music, mushroom, magic.

Thanks for helping with the chorus. Yeah, I didn't know the words. But I kind of picked it up. I picked it up.

For sure. It's very catchy. And it was fun too. That's the idea. Ikea idea.

I think more people should be doing mushrooms. Especially at Ikea. It reminds me of Weird Al Yankovic. Right?

Does anybody else think of Weird Al Yankovic here? I love Weird Al. Weird Al.

For sure. You had a good spanking. You're getting after care now. I'm getting a nice massaging ass room.

From the nice switch sub. How much time do we have? How much time do we have? She administers

the tech department. How much time do we have the tech department? Do you need

ice for your butter cheese? No one is telling me. Ice. She just wants to rub my ass more.

There you go. Why don't we move her over here so she's not right in the middle of everything.

And maybe... 10 minutes. Okay. So...

We can... Mother Tink is gonna do what? Well, I think her ass now needs ice

so she's had enough of a spanking. Maybe we should... I can't... You have to talk on a microphone.

You can't be just yapping at me off the microphone. I'm so sorry about that. Like I'm some kind of behind-the-scenes person.

This place is just crazy tonight. I'm missing people

and other people are... Anyway, alright. So the ice. The ice?

Yeah, okay. You guys deal with the ice. I don't know if we're getting ice. I really don't have an assistant tonight.

I'm okay with anybody rubbing my ass. Or I can just give you a nice butt rub Yes, please.

More fetish. Yes, please, mistress, please. She knows. With her gloves.

You really did whack her hard. What did you whack her with? Her hands.

She's got a sub. That's very dummy. Wow. You really raised up some skin there.

I think I got her with my... I did get her with my... with this butt. That coloring is brought to you by my natural.

Okay, but I can't hear you. You're not on a microphone. I'm loving the fabulous coloring coming through the

holes in this gold. And the seam lining up with her lovely ass crack. It's mesmerizing me

as she bends over in front of me. I'm just like... Okay, well while you're doing the ice thing, how about you sit over here?

I have two microphones. And perhaps you could show us a little more of yourself.

Filly fury. What would you like to see? Well, you said something about these parts of you

that I have, you know, piercings or tattoos or body modifications

that we might be interested in seeing. Definitely, I have my tongue split. And then anything else

is probably not Facebook safe. We're not on Facebook. We're not showing on Facebook now. We stopped doing that with the spanking.

To radio. So we can show whatever we like. This is... See it all radio.

You're missing out on all the good stuff. Or listen carefully television. So we have a beautiful

body and pierced nipples and I can't see the word zombie

or lump, zombie across the ribcage and

doodin. Let's see, what does that say? Doodin and an eye

and a broken heart and this amazing Egyptian-like

favorite design around your chest. I'm not describing it properly, probably.

So how would you describe it? A headdress on my chest, almost. A headdress on your chest. How I would describe it.

What's your favorite tattoo? They all are a part of me, so I really can't say that I have a favorite. They all mean something different.

Something I've gone through. They're all a part of me. What's your favorite finger? What's your favorite finger?

I love them all. They all have a use. They're all good for something. Like these fingers.

This finger is the one that does the most. I mean, all of these, really. You know? This is really the only one I don't use as much.

Like the ring finger. But I use the other ones a lot. Just all of them together. In unison, togetherness, you know?

Do you have anything below the belt that we should see? I used to. I had to take it out because it was definitely dangerous. Things get a little bit rough

and you tug too hard. You lose something very, very important. So now what do you have below the belt? I have a tattoo of a donut on my

asshole. Oh, wow. I love. Can we see that?

May I? I'll hold the microphone. Yes, we know. What is your pronoun?

I'm a female. She's just got a beautiful shaved head like Emma Gonzalez, one of the great girls

of the Never Again movement. Also has a shaved head. Not everybody can get away with it,

but some people have a nice head. I had a shaved head when I first started. There you go. Oh, here it is.

This is a donut on her asshole. I am now looking at this screen. No, that is actually some good work there.

This is fabulous. Wow. Can you show it a little bit longer? Just another moment so we can get the right

kind of view of this is nothing you're going to get at Dunkin Donuts, okay? This is a very special donut.

Oh, here we go. I didn't even know ink could stay that long. I didn't know ink could stay there. Okay.

Let's hear it. Billy, yours. Lovely, butthole. Very well groomed.

How long have you had that tattoo? I don't know. I feel like it was kind of traumatizing. Did you want to wipe yourself?

No, I mean, how long have you had it? I don't want his face anywhere near me. Not even to wipe. Not even to wipe.

Not even worth that, right? I'm going to wipe my ass with this face, I swear. Anywhere near me. Would you at least spank his balls?

I wouldn't touch his balls. You wouldn't even touch his balls? I wouldn't get any. I'm just wondering how long

have you had the tattoo because how long the ink is lasting, you know? I feel like probably at least three years. Okay, so it's still pretty

decently new. It's like a lot of times the tattoo will get faded because it's in the sun.

That's definitely where the sun don't shine. You're quite an expert in tattoos for someone that doesn't have any obvious ones.

Well, that's... Yeah, obvious. Do you have one on your asshole? I don't have them on my asshole, no.

But I have black light tattoos. You have what? Black light tattoos? Black light tattoos.

You're going to do something with light later. Definitely. She has black light tattoos. Tattoos that glow in the black light.

Got to see that. I don't know if we're going to see that, brothers and sisters. I don't know what we're going to see,

but we are going to see some things that probably you've never seen before very shortly. So don't come yet,

and don't go away. We are going to be back in just a moment with this fantastically interesting circus

of friendly people. I'm Dr. Susan Block, and you're watching DrSuzzi.tv

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We never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian celebrate masturbation month. Amen.

Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. That is a beautiful thing.

Thank you, Dr. Susan Block. You're a wonderful human being. Thank you, Dr. Susan Block. Thank you.

I think we have orgasm, Houston. Let's have a hand. We have lift-off. We have lift-off.

Dang it. Oh, my God. Eva Ejection. We, we, we, we.

Okay, we're going to come. Bye, Sister Penny. Testify. That you masturbate.

How was it? What's your report? My vagina is so tingly right now. It feels like pop rock. I'm just going to take this home.

I think it's bigger than your little body. That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen. Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready.

Come on. Where's the husband? We got the simian. You don't need the husband.

Oh, my God. Whoa, whoa. Don't let her fall over. Whoa.

Whoa. Hey, darling girl. I love you. That's my girl.

We're back in the White Web. And now, here she is. Dr. Susan Block. Okay, we are back

in Bonoboville broadcasting live from and, yeah, we're kind of recovering from

our February season's beatings that we've been into and

The Saint Valentine's to the 8th Massacre. Follow the children. And, uh, yeah, uh, cocks not glocks. Yeah, cocks not glocks, yeah.

Make love, not war. Make life bonobos, not baboons, right? And don't be a dunce. And we know you when you have your notes that say,

I hear you, that you're the actor and you're not a very good actor either. Alright, I'm gonna vote you out if he allows the election to take place,

which he might not. Anyway, while we can still broadcast at all, we are here. Yes, the Dr. Susan Blocksha.

We are actually censored for now on Facebook. Uh, yep, yep. It's getting rough, you know. And Ajit Pai just got a NRA award.

How about that? Ajit Pai, the creep that is taking away net neutrality, got an NRA award for his courage in defying the will of the people

for the sake of the corporations and the plutocrats. And that's what they gave an award for. So, you know, we got some tough times here.

That's why we have failed we adults. You know, even us who believe in peace, you know, so I say follow these teenagers. They seem to know how to...

How to take on the NRA. Yeah, take them on. And then you can take on the whole defense industry, the whole perma war industry.

Right? Yeah, absolutely. Okay. You know, these guys are doing the basic anti-terrorist thing,

is coming after the NRA at their bank accounts. And you know, I feel funny because, yeah, yeah, that's a great thing. That's what we have to do.

That's what they're doing. And they are doing it very effectively and there are major corporations who are now not broadcasting

or not supporting the NRA. I'm not sure how they're not supporting. They're not doing deals. Not doing the deals.

They can't have a visa, you know, an NRA card. Okay, that's cool. That's cool. And I think they do some show on Amazon

that maybe they're not going to be able to have. So, boycott the NRA, you know. And that doesn't mean you can't have your little guns. But you don't even have to,

if you boycott them and take away their money, they can't even afford the guns. Well, yeah. But you know, they're about more than just having a gun.

They are about merchandising the gun fetish. They are the merchants of murder. That's what they are. And they want everybody to be able to murder everybody else

and buy more guns because every time you have a mass murder, the gun sales go up. So, yeah. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But you know what? It's true. It's something that we have to try to understand. I mean, I have clients as a therapist

who are NRA members. And, you know, it's kind of tough for me to look at their Facebook pages and see them supporting this. But I do understand it's a deep, deep fetish.

And hey, if you've got a deep, deep fetish that you need to deal with, I think you should give us a call. And I won't call you names. That is unless you want me to.

In which case I will call you names. Phoenix is also a therapist. And Mia is a therapist. Mia has just joined us.

And we're here for you when you need to talk about things that you can't really talk about anywhere else. That's when you call the Dr. Susan Block Institute because nobody quite does it like us

where we can talk about your psychological background, your problems, as well as your pleasures and your fantasies. Yeah, right. Okay.

Okay. I'm calling right now. And it's all in the erotic theater of the mind. And right now we are doing erotic theater therapy

for your body, mind, and soul. We are broadcasting live on the Dr. Susan Block show. And I'm sitting right next to this big BBW, big beautiful woman, Danny Dawson.

I got to write the first time and the second time, and not the third. I'm going to say that's e-course ball. So Danny Dawson, you are a curvy and wild webcam girl, aren't you?

I am. I'm a wild webcam girl. I'm my free cams. Right.

And my free cams. You know, Phoenix is kind of associated with my free cams. I guess we're kind of associated with my free cams. We are.

We are through Phoenix. And so we have received this weapon. And this is not a weapon of mass destruction. This is a weapon of mass seduction.

Yeah, man. Right? This is the kind of weapon we like, a vibrator. I will say, because it's, you know, wireless,

it's not quite a Hitachi, you know. But it does pack a wallop. So here, have at it. Right.

Yeah. It's very nice. And it is covered with a glide American vegan condom. Vegan.

We love the glide vegan condoms. And yeah, so Phoenix, what are you wearing? What is this? Oh, I am wearing a collar.

Uh-huh. This is a design by Mepenzi, isn't it? Yeah. Do you want to show it off?

All right. Yes. I went to school in Memphis, but I didn't go to school because I don't like the school.

I dropped because I knew I wanted to get into fashion, but, you know, I used being an adult entertainer and a sex worker kind of as a way to get back into fashion. What's this material?

This is a faux fur vegan and harnesses that I bought and then we put together to make these harnesses. Bondage fashion. Bondage fashion.

Bondage fashion. Very nice. It's pretty crazy that with this beautiful ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, I'm so sorry. Nope. It just gives her an excuse to bend down. Oh, oh.

Oh, yeah. Where were you? Where were you? Where were you?

Oh, we're going to spank that out of her later. But in the meantime, we are continuing around the room. Okay. This is Philly Girl.

Philly Fury. Hello. And you're about to perform something or other. Piercing of some sort.

Yeah, it's a compassionate therapy. Compassionate therapy. And it's an energy release. Okay.

So you want to get her ready and we're going to have, you know, I mean, how long does it take to get her ready? She's almost ready. Oh, she is ready.

Should we have the song first or have this first? Whatever you prefer. I don't know. I guess, well, that's Guadalajara Joe.

Oh, we're so excited. He's staying with us. He had another thing, but we're better. So we're cool.

I mean, we're really, really, that always makes you feel good when, when somebody comes in and says, I got to go at 1130 and then they end up staying. So that's cool. So hey, Guadalajara Joe.

So where, where did, where did your girls go? Are they going to come up here? Can they come up here? Where, I mean, they should, I, I, I miss Madam Desad.

This is one of those nights when people disappear on me. I guess, you know, it just happens. It's happening all over the place. It's sort of a magic show.

Yeah. Anyway, so, um, okay. So what are you going to pierce on her? I'm basically just going to pierce along here.

Along there? She's going to release whatever she wants to release at the time. Oh, wow. Okay.

All right. Uh-huh. And this has something to do with lights. Yeah.

I'm going to also set them on fire. Oh, wow. That's more of like a theatric thing. What I really do is like a compassionate piercing.

Because a lot of people don't get the therapy that they need. Yeah. And one type or any type of therapy is not good for everybody. And so some people need a little extra stimuli to get these traumatic experiences that they've had in life.

Yes. And so I help them through that. Wow. So it's like acupuncture with a needle.

Much. Kind of like that. Yeah. It's a needle therapy.

Interesting. Okay. Well, so are you ready for that? Are you ready?

Or should we have a song first? Whatever you prefer. Okay. What do you think?

You're the victim. I'm ready. You're ready? Yeah.

Okay. Let's do it. Let's do it. Okay.

Okay. Let's do it before she changes her mind, right? That's what you guys have to do. And she says that you get her to sign on the dotted line.

And you get quick. This is going to encourage premature ejaculators, I think. Which is not a good thing. Be sensitive.

Be the kind of guy that doesn't need to have, I hear you, written on a note card. Okay. That's just my dating advice. I want you to visualize what you want to release.

Okay. So she's going to release. This is Mia Amore is going to get some piercings from Philly Fury. And I'm from Philly, but Philly's from Chicago.

She's telling her to breathe. She's speaking very softly because she's a healer. So we have to put the mic close to her face. And she's now sticking needles into her back.

I... Yes. Just feel the whole womb room just calm right down. Breathe deep.

Feel of gentle piercing. She does it with such confidence and gentleness, tenderness. Very sexy black gloves on. But you could.

Get in the rhythm. Oh, you really are speaking softly, aren't you? Got three needles in and now the fourth. And now here goes the fifth.

And that's like cotton tops or feathers. Now she's massaging. She's releasing. Okay.

Here comes the heavy stuff. Ah, her hair. Oh, oh, oh. You okay?

You okay? Yes. That hair. Well, we need some aftercare here.

But we're all okay. You okay? Do you need some water? Repeat that.

You're a very brave girl. She is. A very beautiful, brave, brave girl. She's a tough one.

That was wild. You're okay. And me jumping over her like this. Beautiful and very brave.

Harry has a towel. Harry has a towel? What are we doing with this towel? The adventures of Harry has a towel.

Do you need some baby wipes or something like that? What do you need? There's total transparency on this show. We're dealing with this one step at a time.

What do you need? That's like acupuncture to the tenth power. Alcohol. We have alcohol.

That might be kind of stingy. No alcohol. No alcohol. Firey.

Alcohol free wipes. Alcohol free wipes. Alcohol free wipes. Abe to the rescue.

Abe the creator, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you, Abe. And hello, Ikkor. Hello there, doc.

I'll match you tonight, doc. Interesting show tonight. I'll match your outfit tonight. Exactly.

February is the red month. Okay. So now we are after caring. Is everything okay there?

Absolutely. Everything is absolutely okay. I feel funny asking you to move from the center because this seems very delicate.

So do you want to just sit here while Guadalajara Joe sings a song? Thanks, everybody. What? You want to go have some water.

I think that's a good idea. Yeah. I think we are going to have some applause now for Billy Fury and Mia Amore.

Yeah, doing some furious. I'm going to point out that that was the feather in her hair. The feather in her hair caught fire. It was an accident.

Of course it was an accident. Yes, the fire. Okay, so in case you were wondering, the feather was not supposed to catch fire,

nor was her hair, but it did. And yet we put it out. Actually, I was terrible. I didn't put it out for two seconds.

There was two whole seconds where she could have burned her head off. And fortunately, Madame Desaud was the first responder. Definitely. She went in there and went,

and then I went, oh yeah, I should wake up and be a fire woman. Quick response is part of having sessions. Yes. That's part of our jobs.

Madame Desaud is a superhero. Where is Madame Desaud? She disappeared again. Come on over here.

We need you. We probably will need you again. I'm not sure whether we're going to have another emergency where we might need a first response.

Well, that's actually one of the few things when you work in a professional dungeon. Yes. Or if you are a lifestyle professional

that rents out of independent venues, you have to have your CPR, AED, and your first response cards. Because you are actually the only person

at the scene if something goes wrong. Right. See, this is a Jewish black dom, and she could have been a doctor.

Right. That's great. No, that would, I mean, she seemed okay. She could be, you know, a little traumatized,

but that fellow is with her. Come on back here, Mistress Tink. You missed the fireworks. Oh, the dog, right.

You're the dog. No, it wasn't me. I didn't know that. Hair of the dog that...

You don't want the sparks to get in the dog. And by the way, we have a BBW, Danny Dawson, I now know her name, who is just masturbating up a storm

in my bed here. Let me see. How are you doing? I'm doing great, actually.

Do you like that vibrator there? I do. This is one of my favorites. You like that, huh?

Several of them at my house. Yeah. All right. Wow.

And do you have a shaved pussy, sort of? I do have a shaved pussy. Yeah, wow. And you're all completely in the naked,

underpants, around her leg, and everything. Such a classy lady, I mean. This is totally not on Facebook. Do you have a side job, or is this something you do all day?

It's something I could do all day long. She's also a wine taster, Matt. Oh, the wine taster. Right.

She's a wine taster. I'm the wine specialist. Wine specialist. They don't call her tasters anymore.

No, specialist, yes. Right. They're not supposed to be tippling over the merchandise. Those tasters.

All right. So now we're all in position. She gets drunk and masturbates. And here you go.

And we have Guadalajara Joe here. DJ. I think come out and do another song. So you want to come in the center of the room here?

Yeah? I'm going to use this for the beat. Yeah. OK.

So you want to pull that over here, or do you have to stand over there? Or should we pull these chairs up? This chair up?

By the way, it turns out that you two guys, he's 30% Puerto Rican. Right. Right.

You didn't know that. You were MIA at that point. But yeah. This is a Puerto Rican club.

OK. These are Americans without voting rights. Check, check. OK.

You guys ready for another song? Yes, we are. We're ready. We're ready.

The circus is craziness tonight. OK. And here's the trick dog here. Oh, yes.

And it's the year of the dog. And he is such a cutie. He barks without making a sound. Oh, come on.

Look at the camera. Those false teeth that he climbs. OK. You're coming home with me.

Such a cute pup. Such a cutie. Well, I guess you're going to stay here then. She's going to be spanking.

Spanking. Do you know what happens when your mommy gets spanked? Sexy panties. Do you like that?

Do you like that when your mommy gets spanked? You're going to get upset. He's totally used to me being spanked. He's very good.

OK. You guys ready for the song? Yeah. OK.

All right. This song is about my brother. His name is Armando Telemundo. Armando Telemundo.

Hi. Woohoo. Can you just move that a little bit up here so that he can come this way?

Can you move the... You got some nice beats, too, man. ...that thing, the stool? You got some nice beats, too.

With a little back. Back. All right. Here we go.

So I can possibly... Should I do my song right here? Yeah. I mean, where do you want to be?

You could be in the middle. You can be in the center. You got to get in the center. You want to be in the middle?

Can you be in the middle? You want to be in the middle? I don't know if the mic's going to go that far. Oh, yeah.

The mic's going to go that far. Oh, yeah. If you're going to be in the middle, then we should move her again.

What you going to do, yo? G-g-g-g-g-g-go with the flow. What? What?

What? Armando Telemundo. What you going to do, yo? G-g-g-g-g-g-g-go with the flow.

He got skills to camp the top. Stacks and wood. Boom. Karate chop.

Look at his hand, those splinters. Straight rocking a black speedo in the dead of winter. In addition to sweet cow but boots. Not afraid to eat quesadillas in his birthday suit.

And all the ladies love that body. You like to celebrate it with them and have a physical party. And it's so fair and sweet

when Armando Telemundo dances to the funky beat. Spank it to the beat. Armando Telemundo. What you going to do, yo?

G-g-g-g-g-g-go with the flow. Go with the flow. Get him, Joe. Armando Telemundo.

What you going to do, yo? G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-go with the flow. Go with the flow. Get him, Joe.

Go. He can do 100 push-ups on his fingertips and lick his lips and pull off some skateboard tricks and just for kicks.

So pull a few sips of some tea. Joyfully while he's team-woffin' on top of my Subaru Legacy. And I swear

I feel like Styles from Team Wolf when he's up there. Here we go. And Armando Telemundo.

What you going to do, yo? G-g-g-g-g-g-go with the flow. Go with the flow. Everybody on this one.

Here we go. What? What? Armando Telemundo.

What you going to do, yo? G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-go with the flow. Yeah, let's do another one. You guys ready?

Yeah, let's go. Armando Telemundo. What you going to do, yo? You're really make me flow.

I have a dog in my arms. I don't know whether I should put him down. It's the Year of the Dog and I have got the dog for you. This here is Giz. What's his name? It's a barkless dog. Fizz gig. Fizz gig.

Fizz gig. Fizz gig. Hey, Fizz gig. Hey, Fizz gig. Hey, Fizz gig. Okay, Fizz gig is good. Did mama get a good spanking? Wow, that's great, great, great.

Yeah. Okay, Dr. Suzy, we gotta start. I was the masturbation going over there. Yeah. How is that masturbation?

Is that working out? It's like masters. She probably came home. That's great. She probably came home.

Quite well, thank you. Did you come? Yes, many a times. Many times.

I love being watched. We were just making so much noise with the music that we didn't hear. But she's come many times, Max. That's the report. And she's a webcam girl. She comes many times.

I'm gonna eat some hay hay. Okay, okay. So do we have to wind it up? How much time do we have? We're gonna find out in a second because my high-tech watch is not working.

It's not low-tech now. My high-tech watch is low-tech. It's low-tech. It tries to tell me to move, get up, do this. Right, don't smart anyone.

Shit. It's remedial. Remedial. Orinial.

So... An ecor can... Did you get your bottom whacked pretty good? If you want.

Can we see? Can I pull up? Yeah? Yeah. Aww.

Yeah, what's going on? Nice and... I whipped some people recently. It's nice.

In public. You whipped... You're very active now. It's because of this wonderful, wonderful mistress. Yes.

She's your mentor? She is now, isn't it? Wow. We host a couple of nights over in Silver Lake

and in the Pico Union District. Over at the Union on the 28th... Actually on the 28th, we'll be at the Elsie. It's called King.

And it's a mix of electroclash, EDM, and play in public for all the watch and the participant. And then we also have a mix, a cabaret of three clubs in one,

cost play as well as king play, and a lot of like good old dirty dance music. And that's over at the Union. The next one will be March 11th.

Some of these lovely ladies help me, you know, keep things afloat. And we have guest players come and play and you get to watch or participate.

Just so it depends if you negotiate with fans. But it's a lot of fun, it's a lot of fun. Free LA fun. Yes, it's all about free LA.

Free LA fun. A lot of our clients end up being... Can't go wrong. More than anything.

I want to pay free. Okay, so are we like out of time? Or we have time for another song, maybe? And maybe another spank.

I want to see Madame de Sade really give it to somebody. Or maybe not even really give it. But it doesn't have to be that hard. Just see her give it.

How much time we have. Give something. Show the... I have no problem with giving a spanking

and I don't necessarily need music. You don't need music, but I have very little time left and so I wanted to combine... Oh, two for one.

Two for one, exactly. She wants a two for one. Thank you. You have a hard ten.

Madame, yes. I have a hard ten. A hard ten. Right, you love me, right?

I can't hear you. Do you love me? There's some love talk going on right now. No, do you love me?

Did you say yes or no? I love you very much. You do? Okay, this is so sweet.

Of course I love you. You know, and it is... Of course I love you. True that the people in BDSM really know

how to communicate. Oh, I love you very much. It's a done deal. You know.

It's a done deal. You know. All the way from where I am from it is a done deal.

You know. Okay, just to let you know. Okay, she's taking off. This is a...

Refer. L.A. professional. Well-known. Titles.

Etc. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay, so we need a microphone in your face now. Everyone needs an attitude adjustment every now and again.

Okay, we're having an attitude adjustment. You know who really needs one is Trump. Can someone please hand me my custom disciplinary stick

right over. Precious. Would you like this? You know what?

No. Two for one. We could do both. Let's do this.

Sugar. You take my seed. You push that over here. I have two princesses next to each other.

That'd be work it out. We'll work out the two for. Then at least you could... Oh, two for?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, you're not going to keep those pants on. Those pants are not very subby. And then...

It doesn't look like you're going to be in the army on the planet Venus or something. That's why they're pink in there. Right, pink, right.

That's where you're going to be on. I shave for your show. In the army on the planet Venus. Yeah, I shave for your show.

Really? Let's see. And the pansy Barbie. Yeah, people know that I do not shave very often.

Right. I'm sure you all know that. Well, you didn't shave on one of our shows at least. Or maybe two.

I don't. I don't. I like the 77. But you were shaved on one.

But yeah, you had a nice bush. And now you shave. This is for Mina Desaade. Mina...

Michi Madame Desaade. Such luminaries and nasty men of history. Attitude adjustment. Desaade, from which we get the word sadism, of course.

Okay, so tell me, Madame Desaade, what you are going to be doing now? Well, I usually play with them at parties. So what I do is I get to give them a small warm-up and then build it up to an intensity that they're unhappy.

And then they're so unhappy that they're happy that I stop. Okay. So what I'm thinking is perhaps if this is okay with Monsieur Guadalajara, Joe, if she could get started here and spank a little bit so we could just pay attention

to Madame Desaade's spanking discipline style. And then you could start a song and they could keep spanking in rhythm. And the dog is right there being a very good dog, I must say. This is the year of the dog.

It's a great situation. He's making you take what he does. And so now Madame Desaade is tenderizing the meat, is what I like to call this maneuver. And she's just paddling the buttocks of two hot subs in this case.

They're both switches, but in this case they are subbing. And their asses are hers. And one of them is Mother Tink and the other is 2017 Suzy Award winner Mepenze. Goddess Mepenze, a.k.a. Mepenze Barbie.

And, yes, straddle those buns. And as it's still February, I just want to point out that a heart is shaped, not like the cardiac organ in our chest, but like this. A heart shaped butt.

That's why we love the spanking of the butts in February. When it's cold outside. And now she's got something that looks like a ruler but is much more wicked, but does give that professorial feeling of punishment.

Yes. How are these naughty girls? They're good naughty girls, but I think they just be naughty just to give me a reason so that I have the discipline them every now and again.

Yes, you seem quite fond of that implement. What is that? Oh, this is the discipline stick. Someone actually give this to me.

She was a spanking demeanor that retired. It says attitude adjustment. Yes. Except if you're going to hold that end, you got to hold that end.

That's actually why. Right. The attitude adjustment goes right on the end. It's supposed to go as an imprintation, but I don't know if they want words.

A lot of words to go on. That's why. That's why I'm being nice and smooth and versus the. A little bit more tastier.

Right. Tasty, tasty. Getting there. All right.

So before we start our music background, please stop background. No. Thank you. Okay.

So Madame de Sade is going to continue the spanking as Mr. Guadalajara Joe is going to come up with a number since he has sung over 300 songs. What you made up there, God of Howard Joe. And do you have some?

Are you getting inspired by this activity? There's a mic at your feet. Oh, that goes to that. Phoenix.

Oh, oh, oh. So we need another one. We are with Guadalajara Joe. Check, check, check.

Okay. This song is called Rump Quake. Live from Bonoboville in the world. You guys ready for Rump Quake out there?

Rump Quake. Here we go. Okay. I think you are inspired.

Definitely. Rump Quake. Yeah, you bet. Jiggle, jiggle.

Okay. Let me just get the beat cued up here. Jiggle, jiggle. Okay.

This is Rump Quake, you guys. Butts not bullets. You guys ready for Rump Quake? Well, it's a 6.9 on the Richter scale and busts as funky moves and you never fail.

You're looking so fine, baby. Be mine. That Fanny in my face definition of a great time. Now we're doing the Lombada.

I want to jiggle that booty like the Spanish Armada. Butters nonstop jiggles. And we both start to giggle as you tickle my pickle. And you can feel it getting bigger.

I suck at ear lobes as you pull my trigger. People say get a room. And then we zoom, zoom, baby. And a boom, boom, boom.

Rump Quake. Shake and bake. Making good love is a gift and take. You don't think so.

Yo canoes co. If you want to get noticed, shake your muffin on the dance floor. Rump Quake. Shake and bake.

Making good love is a gift and take. You don't think so. Yo canoes co. If you want to get noticed, shake your muffin on the dance floor.

Now I want to figure out aftershock. I'm an ill pervert. Think about that crotch. I was born with a sick mind.

I want to sniff that box and scratch that behind. Gonna make your mind funky fresh, sexy breath. Let's share some wine. Feeling oh so groovy.

No clothes on, making movies in the hot tub. Private posture to the jets. And when we knock and move to Boat Cump, correct. Get a little too loud.

Then the neighbor at the fence yells cut it out. We tell them STF you. Cause we're rump quaking baby and making love typhoon. Rump Quake.

Shake and bake. Making good love is a gift and take. You don't think so. Yo canoes co.

If you want to get noticed, shake your muffin on the dance floor. Rump Quake. And shake and bake. And making good love is a gift and take.

You don't think so. Yo canoes co. If you want to get noticed, shake your muffin on the dance floor. Thank you so much you guys.

Rump Quake. Rump Quake with Guadalajara Joe. Live from Bonoboville. On the Dr. Susan Block Show.

In the Wolverine. You got a Rump Quake going on. And we're about out of time brothers and sisters. But yeah.

But. Not bullets. Watch for our new magazine by the way. Cox not Glocks.

Make like Bonobos, not baboons. Where do we find you Guadalajara Joe? Well I just made a Instagram. Elton Flawn, F-L-A-N.

If you want to see me live coming out to Hollywood to Nerd Melt showroom. 7522 Sunset Boulevard tomorrow at 9 p.m. Alright.

And I want to thank all my other fabulous guests. Including Suzy Award winner Mipenzi Barbie. Yeah Mipenzi.

You know she showed it both ways tonight. And the lovely Mother Tink. And her cutie pie. You're the dog puppy.

And Fitz. Fitz Jimmins or whatever. Yeah he's so cute. And the fabulous

Gold Wearing Madame Dissaud. And where do we find you Madame?

You can find me on Twitter as MZ Dissaud Fattal. Or you can find me as

Domina M Dissaud on FetLife or on my website MinaDissaud.com. Alright.

And now we have our Cam Girl. Yeah. Yeah. Danny Dawson.

Alright she had several orgasms there. The big beautiful woman here who does all kinds of crazy wild things with her big beautiful friends.

You can find me on Twitter at missprincessdd and danie underscore Dawson on Instagram.

You can get links to all of my naughty stuff there. Okay. And let's see

Did we get your information? Did you give it out? Did you say where we get you? I am

Mother Ting pretty much everywhere. And that's good. And Iqor the Wolf who didn't get to sing tonight

but he sang last week and Guadalajara Joe Yeah you mixed it up with Guadalajara Joe.

Yeah he sure did. We love Guadalajara Joe and we just love that you stayed with us.

Thank you. Okay. And Phoenix. how now is

our Mia. Is Mia okay? She's fine. Let us know.

Philly, are you there? Where are they? Still icing on it. They're icing.

Okay. Well they'll ice it down a little bit. And am I out of time now? Yes.

Okay. So brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. Let's make like bonobos not baboons.

Let's be peace through pleasure nicks. Let's support the students. Let's

try to support the expression of sexuality consensually of course. Me too, me too, yes

consensually. But understand that sex is an important part of life and that we need to

express it. And I'm so grateful to be able to help you guys and gals and everybody in between

including the doggies for the hearing the dog. Yeah, I'm a dog sex therapist as well. But I don't encourage people

to have sex with dogs. That's separate. And not with bonobos either. Just like bonobos.

Make like bonobos not baboons. He tends to fall over every time he tries to have sex. What?

He tends to fall over every time he tries to have sex. I will help him with that. I will help him stay on his hindies

when he's doing it doggy style. Yes, of course it's the year of doggy style. Make like doggies.

Make love to someone you love tonight even if that someone is you. I love you. To talk with someone about something

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