Sapiosexual Summer Solstice & Another Midsummer Night’s (Wet) Dream in Bonoboville

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, boyers and connoisseurs, sex birds and sex pots, woo-hoo, singers and swingers, porn stars and poly people, and presidances gagged with his own toilet paper. I wish I could do worse, but we'll work on it. All you children is sex. And yes, we are all children of sex, even him. We may or may

not be like Jesus was a child of immigrants. So some of us are children of all these different things, but all of us are children of sex with a capital X. Can I get an amen? Amen. Can I get an amen? I want to welcome you to Bonoboville, brothers and sisters, brothers and sinners. Yes, indeed, broadcasting the Dr. Susan Block show, live from my womb room. Yes, Jesus

is in me now. I believe in all the gods and goddesses, especially advertising, and arrows as opposed to Thanatos. And, you know, it's summer solstice. Happy summer solstice. Woo-hoo. And that's why I'm wearing yellow. This is not my color, but, you know, I want to be very sunshiny, right? It wasn't very sunshiny today, though, in LA anyway. It probably is

in Antarctica, or, you know, melting the glaciers thanks to the presidency's policies, which are a continuation of general American ecocidal policies, but just a little worse. Well, a right, right, right, right, right. He should eat in the same restaurants that Sarah Huckabee Sanders eats in, you know. Let's hear it for the Red Hen. Yes, indeed. I don't know if y'all

heard. Go, Red Hen. Go, Red Hen. Kick them out. Kick them out. I mean, let's just say you got to take some pleasure in every day of life. I think you have to do that. I think you should do that. I think it helps. It's better than vitamins. And it's been so just depressing and disturbing, I mean, the

children in these jails. I mean, they talked right before we found out about this about trafficking of minors, and that's why the presidents signed CESTA-FOSTA combo plate. And, yeah, then we find out where the real trafficking is. There's, I mean, yes, there could be some sex trafficking going on, but it's not advertised for the most part

on Craigslist. And the CESTA-FOSTA doesn't help with sex trafficking at all, and it puts a lot of people's lives in danger, and it creates censorship for all of us. But, of course, wouldn't you know it? The American government is actually the one that is trafficking in children, you know, making money, I'm sure, by

keeping them in these cages. Somebody's got to make the cages. Somebody's got to make the tin foil they let the kids lie down on. I mean, yeah, you know, so there's trafficking going on here. And it's appalling. It's just, oh, and people are crying, and I have been crying, and Phoenix has been crying. Phoenix is

going to go down to the border. Yeah, tomorrow, well, not, oh, yeah, you are going tomorrow, okay. And that's why your unicorn is here, because you're going to take your unicorn, and if you don't talk on a microphone, I'm going to spank you. Yeah, okay. See, she does bad things, just so I'll spank her. And

of course, this is goddess Phoenix's neon whip that I still don't know how to use. It's so long, and I keep hitting other people. Oh, man. Okay, well, you know, Speakeasy Magazine, right? Speakeasy Journal is much better for spanking, actually, at a short distance, right? And we just had a launch party

for it, so go out and get it. This issue is on splosh. Actually, I shouldn't say go out and get it, although it is carried in a few stores and places. You can get it on, you know, Bezos, right? Amazon or the front office, actually. The front office, you can call us 310-568-0066. Anyway, we were so excited

because there's so much bad news to see Sarah Huckabee was kicked out of a red hand, and not kicked in an nasty way, like I sometimes kick Phoenix. A bunch of times. Yeah. But in a really polite way, like, ma'am, sorry, but you are the mouthpiece for this horrible president. And so, you know, I'm

sure that she talked about it with her staff, and then they told them to leave, and they did leave. And, you know, I think more people should do that at their establishments. After all, didn't their Supreme Court just say that these bigots down in Ohio or wherever don't have to bake a cake for a

same-sex couple? Correct. That's correct. So anyway. Hey, Dr. Susie Delther threw out the head of Homeland Security. And by the way, I don't think... Out of a Mexican restaurant. Well, I think that's good. You know what? I do not believe in kicking

people out of establishments because of race, or sexual orientation, or maybe a bunch of other things. Of course, gender. I don't know. Are you sure? Well, yeah, I don't think... But you can kick somebody out. I think you should be able to kick somebody out if they're a liar.

Yeah, that's true. And if you don't trust them, and if they prove it themselves. You kick them out because they're Nazis. Okay, nice. Yes, Nazi party fuck you. These are fucking fascists. There'll be no fascists in this fucking country.

Right, right, right. Okay. Sorry for the interruption. No, no, no, no. I couldn't hold back. I'm sticking a rainbow flag in the ear. Your ear fucked him. Your ear fucked him. So anyways, yeah.

It's winter solstice. No, it's summer solstice, right? Sometimes it feels like winter solstice. But it is summer solstice, which is why I'm in yellow, and another word for summer solstice is mid-summer. And that's why Shakespeare called his famous play

A Midsummer Night's Dream. Yeah, talk on the microphone. Everyone has to talk on their microphones. I'm going to introduce you all in a minute. But I just want to say we're in the enchanted forest, and it's some mid-summer nights. I don't know.

Wet dream. You said it. I don't know how wet it's going to get, but I do know that humans are 80% water, so it's already pretty wet. And by the way, that is rye.

From a rye perspective. Sexpert, pundit, renaissance, man about Polly Town. And I might as well introduce you. Welcome back to the show. Yeah, thanks for having me. It's been a couple years, I think, since I've been here.

Yeah? Well, you were here a couple weeks ago. That's true. You were here for the magazine launch. And I lost my magazine, which is also my spanking implement. My resume has been growing a lot lately.

I'm also producing a musical in New York City. Wow. What's the musical? It's called The Mermaid Diaries from Vanilla to Kink. Wow. And it stars Hudson Han.

Oh, Hudson Han. We love Hudson Han. It's going to be awesome. Yeah. And so that's great. We'll have to find out more about that. And next to you is Jamila.

Jamila, why do I not know your last name? I'm looking for my notes. Dawson. Dawson. Dawson, the first name's more important. Well, yeah. So Jamila, I haven't had you on the show yet.

You're a virgin to the Dr. Susan Block show. Yes. And I've seen you at DomCon. And at some other place. And so you're also a sex bird therapist.

I am a licensed marriage and family therapist with a focus on sexuality, because sex is awesome. Yes, sex is awesome. And it's more important than ever that we talk about it, share about it,

have better sex more often. And get those poor Nazis laid. Because they got a big problem. Get the Nazis laid.

They're begging for it. Although I feel like bad people shouldn't get good things. Well, you know, a lot of those people have a craving for what we want to give them, which is a good beating.

So, you know, as long as it's consensual, I say it's okay. And a lot of times that is what they want. Anyway, I do think, you know, we all deserve good sex. And everybody can at least masturbate.

We might find out more about that in a little while. But nobody deserves to have to fuck a Nazi though. No, no, no. You don't have to fuck a Nazi.

You know, there are sex workers who would like to heal these people. There are. I hope they charge double. And I certainly feel that the whole in-cell problem

is something that needs to be solved in various ways. And one way is of course through pride and knowing that you can be who you are, because a lot of in-cells are in the closet about who they are.

And another thing is sex workers, right? Don't be ashamed to go to a sex worker. There's many. Don't feel that, you know.

There's multiple reasons why you might not have the perfect love affair right now with the person of your dreams. So, you know, what is that old song

if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with, and hire a sex worker. The only problem is it's more illegal than ever. I don't know. It's getting crazy.

It's getting crazy with the John of all Johns who even wants to pay women who don't want to be paid and of course pays them to keep quiet and then of course signs this terrible bill.

I guess that's the ultimate in hypocrisy. So, anyway, welcome and welcome HP Love Shaft. Thank you. Thank you for having me.

Yeah. Should I suck on my Love Shaft? Oh, my God. That's how you can tell it's mine. Matches your hair.

Yeah, thank you. I'm very touched. Well, it's the season. It is the season. For the touching?

For the hair. For the rainbow. I mean, did you do it for the season or do you always have it? No, this is just.

This is just you. It grows this way. Wow, that's great. You really are an astrophysicist.

I am. I just finished my degree. I just graduated a week ago, actually. Congratulations. Now, you're not going to be part of this.

The Trumpis' space. Space force. Right. The space force. That is scary.

It is. If we had the Bernie Sanders space force, that would be Star Trek, and I would be all about that. But this is more like Starship Troopers,

and I don't go for that. Right. Okay, so what are you going for in your astrophysics? Well, okay, so the serious answer is that I've been doing drag

as the HP Love Shaft for us since 2012, and now I want to do science drag, and I want to teach adults about science, because we've got a lot of cosmos,

and Carl Sagan, and things like that, that teach kids science. Oh, so you're going to do videos? Yeah, like the way that you have the bonobos.

Like I do videos. Right. Like I love your bonobos. Bonobos, yeah.

I'll undo that with physics. Cool. Are you about to teach a lesson on force? I was, yeah.

That's fair. Okay. Ooh. Yeah, that's force.

Learn something about bonobos. We call it impact play. Now, you can sit there. Oh, yeah?

Now that I've, you know, begun. All right, so now I have some exciting guests today. I know, all right. Now I have comedian, singer, Lana Turner.

She's just lovely. And she is just amazing. I mean, I just love your videos. I only saw two.

One is called masturbation. Okay, yeah. And it's just so funny. And so, right on.

Thank you. Important. It keeps that and fitness keeps you sane. Yes.

And it's very sex educational. It is funny, but it's all true. Yeah. Yeah.

No, I mean, I've been a chronic masturbator for a long time. It's kept me healthy. Nothing wrong with that. It helps you get through just about anything.

Right. And I see that when you can't masturbate, you have a guitar that you can strum. Oh, you can't strum your pussy. You can always.

Yes. This is my, you know, a lot of people who are chronic masturbators get into music for that reason. Is that right?

Yeah. Sure. Sure. It's not the vibration.

Yeah, vibration keeps you going. I mean, I think people that are into music are very sexual, you know. Yeah. So, yeah.

Yeah, I know. I mean, I love it. It's another form of expression. So you can relax through masturbation and then express yourself through music.

I don't know if you wanted Phoenix to put the guitar on your lap in that moment. I don't mind. But it's there. It's a baby of mine.

And then your other song, I'm not sure if I would call that sex educational that I heard. It was called His Best Friend. That was a song.

Yeah. I've never fucked my ex's best friend. It was great though. It was so funny.

And if anything, it is, you know, a kind of a clarion call for being Polly, you know, because you, it's just so cool. Thank you. But yet, you know.

Well, I kind of got my heart broke. Yeah. A couple of, it's been almost three years. My husband left me and it broke my heart and I made this whole visual album.

It parodied Beyonce's Lemonade and I called it Limeade. Oh, okay. And it's a comedy visual album. I thought I heard somebody coming in.

Yeah. It was a 30 minute long visual album. Wow. About Mary.

Breaking up. Yes. And then recovery. It's the five stages of mourning.

And so, yeah, sometimes I know that the conventional wisdom is that, you know, you shouldn't do a rebound kind of a fair, but why not? Right. Well, I mean.

Sometimes it's, it's what you need. Talk on your microphone or I'll actually spank you with this. I'm just going to tell everybody. If you don't talk on your microphone, there is punishment.

Talk on your microphone. Getting under somebody helps you get over somebody. Maybe. It can.

It can. Sex is life affirming. Yeah. I mean, it does help.

But then it's complicated because if you're still hurting, then you can like move on into another tragic relationship over and over again, which is a problem. But the best friend is kind of sticking the knife in it.

Well, I didn't actually do that. All of his friends are disgusting. Oh. Yeah.

The guy in the video is cute. Oh my God. Oh, wow. That was kind of sticking.

But I mean, I didn't do it for that reason, but that guy was gorgeous. He's a model. He's been on billboards and he's stunning. I can imagine you did pick a good one.

Pick the good one. Yes. All right. We could dry hump that for a few hours.

Well, we are going to get to hear a couple of your songs, right? Sure. Oh, I'd love to. But I do want to introduce Elena Starr.

How are you doing? Yes. And Max, we hear you. You know that.

Sorry. No, it's cool. It's cool. I just sat here smoking a joint, hanging out at the bar.

Who's sir that you're asking about? He's saying, how you doing, sir? E-Core says hello. Oh, E-Core.

Oh, hi, E-Core. Ah. Well, welcome, E-Core. He's our musical entertainment also.

Oh, cool. We might have a very musical show tonight. We will have a very musical show tonight. But we also have a up-and-coming porn star right here.

Up-and-coming. You know, right. Yeah, she is. That's the signature.

She's here and she's come. I don't know if she'll be coming tonight. We do have a motor bunny. And we do have a phoenix, a hungry phoenix.

And we have a dog in that. Wait, the dog has nothing to do with the sex part of the show. There is Betsy. Come on, go.

Oh, sorry. Betsy, go. Go, go. Come on, go out.

So Lena Star is here. Welcome. Thank you very much for having me on. Well, I'm very excited to have you on.

So you are from where? Well, I'm originally from Poland. But I've been living in the US for, yeah, for a very long time.

I've been here since I was seven. But I've only been in the industry since July of last year. So I'm like rounding up on my porn anniversary, I guess. Poland.

Yeah. So it's very exciting. Can you talk dirty and Polish? I guess so.

Well, you didn't do that up until you were seven or so. Yeah, but believe me, I've learned swear words over the years because people ask me obviously all the time. I speak a couple other languages just a little bit

like here and there just because I'm, you know, I have to. And it helps, too, because I know a little bit. I mean, I mean, believe me, I'm a stripper too. And I meet a lot of Russian strippers.

So believe me, I hear Russian all the time. Well, we can do the Han Solo Chewbacca thing where you do Polish and I do Russian and we still understand each other. When you speak Russian, I'll understand a lot of it

because I can't help it. You're from Russia, right? Are you an agent? Yeah, I'm a Soviet spy.

That's what I say to every Russian girl I meet. I'm like a Soviet spy. OK, so, you know, go for it. No, it's Spanish.

I only speak French and a little bit of German. So say something sexual in Polish. I would probably be able to say, like, Pani is bardzo gorąca.

Pani is grande de bogeroce. Bożemoe. What does that mean? It would just mean, like, you're very hot.

Oh. Pani's a goddess of bogeroce. All right. Very good.

OK, I like that. Very nice. And do you have something to say in Russian? Oh, boy.

Talk dirty to me in Russian. That is going to be something that a lot of people... Everything's very innocent because I learned it all from my parents.

They didn't teach me how to cuss. I've been waiting all day in line and I need some babushka at night. I know that.

I don't know. I speak to my grandma. I know that. Hard to know anything sexy.

OK, so I've introduced everybody. Good. Happy summer solstice. How about my favorite Spanish flirting line?

Dreamer. Yeah? Dreamer. Voya besar y chupar y chingar todas partes de tu cuerpo.

If you keep talking off the mic, you're going to get spanked again. I had a threesome of the girl who spoke... She's right.

Well, if you're from Venezuela, do you speak Spanish or Portuguese? I believe it's Spanish. OK, because all I remember is the whole time

she kept saying, oh, querico. And when I was going down on her, she just kept saying, no, stop. No, stop.

But she was so sexy that the guy just kept saying, God, I'll do anything she says just because that accent is so sexy. And I was like, I agree, man.

I was going down on her forever and I didn't mind. I was having the best time of my life, so... All right.

Anyway, that's all I remember is, querico is just so sexy. It really brings back your energy. Hello, hello.

We are all introduced now. So, so, so. I know that Arai wants to promote some kind of tour you're going to be doing.

Yes, several related tours. So you should do that before we do Bonobovo Communion. Sure.

Forget our names. So... Let's see here. How do I even begin?

So I've been doing poly talks for six years, which I've done events in New York City, San Francisco, San Diego, and mostly here in LA.

But there's about 18 cities in the works at the moment. Here, come sit up here. All right. I have no problem taking the center of the room.

I need that. Oh, make sure not to sit on Jesus unless you really want to. Well, I mean, Jesus and I go way back.

Yeah, I thought so. When I was six years old, I was pretending to be a priest blessing my potato chips.

Oh, wow. So we go way back. Are you a victim of religious abuse? I'm actually writing a book on it, yes.

Just agreed with the publisher to publish it. It's about how the Catholic Church has affected my life. Wow. Which is pretty significantly.

So I guessed good. Although you have spoken to me a bit about religious sort of, I guess, hypocrisy. Well, it's rampant.

Speaking of hypocrisy. Of course, yeah. And when you're brought up with it, it's in you. It's like a violation.

I'm a religious hypocrite, considering what I once believed. I mean, I thought all of us, including myself, were going to hell.

Well, hell's going to be a fun place. That's all I guess. Well, there is no hell. There is.

Oh, no. I always, I'm an agnostic, and I kind of worship all the gods and goddesses and everybody in between because you never know.

And also, I enjoy it. I find that religion is really messed up when it tells you what you have to do, especially in terms of sex.

But the ritual and the pomp and ceremony and the gathering together of people and the singing and all that, I love that. And all those men dressed in dresses.

Dresses, the cardinals, red and lacy white. I think humanity needs ritual. And I think this is a ritual. It is.

This is the womb room. This is the Bonoboville church. And yeah, we do it every Saturday night. We say Saturday night is sacred.

Absolutely. As far as the tour goes, what I've been known for is the poly talks, but I'm expanding into things like

mental health advocacy, trauma support, consent. Mental health advocacy. Now, wait a second.

Yes. Who is against mental health? Well, it's the stigma of admitting that you have any kind of mental illness.

Admitting it. And then if you can't admit it, how can you get help? I have PTSD, general anxiety disorder.

So you have PTSD. I do. Is that from the priests or from something else? No, I was never mistreated physically

by the church. No, emotionally. Although I think emotionally you can be abused and have PTSD.

No, I have a pretty long list of traumas that I've survived. Oh, you want to say one or two? Sure.

I mean, the first one was a medical situation with needles. Very traumatic when I was four. I've been working on exposure therapy

since I was 22, and I'm 34 now. And then I think it's important as a mostly straight, privileged man to admit that I have been violated sexually

on multiple occasions. Wow. And most people won't admit that. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, a lot of guys won't admit it because they somehow, yeah, think it makes them unmanly.

Yeah. They blame themselves. Yeah, they blame themselves. They won't admit it.

They're in denial. I think maybe even more than women, I don't know. I don't know.

Regardless, you know, if it happens to you, it's good to acknowledge it and talk to somebody about it. And it's not something you should be ashamed of.

The person who violated you should. Yeah. And it's your choice whether you want to call them out or not, you know.

Right. And I admit it in such a way as not so much to gather sympathy from the room, but more like to reassure others that it's okay

that we're not, I'm not to blame for what happened to me, you know. Yeah. Yeah.

And that you can, you know, recover. Oh, sure. Sure. No, you're very right.

It's very important to share your story because sharing your story means that other people then feel like it's okay to then share their story

because that's what I felt in the past is like by sharing my own personal problems with other people even outside of the industry just like to personal friends,

like they've seen that like, well, if it's okay for you to talk about it, then it's okay for me to talk about it because if someone,

especially if someone seems very strong to another person, then they see like, it's okay for me to admit my problems.

Then it's not, then there's less of a stigma that someone has to be like either hitting rock bottom

or seen as a weak person before they can seek out help and before they can seem like they are allowed to have problems.

Now when I was young and we had problems, I mean, I was young at one point, right? I know it seems hard to imagine,

but we used to go to encounter groups. Yeah. Remember encounter groups? Recounter groups.

And you would just unload all your crap and all your shit. And you did that. You know, it's not like it's...

You are a no-crime bum. Right, right. I don't know. I mean, there's different forms of

getting out. It's kind of getting out of the closet in a way. And a lot of people are using Twitter for that. I have mixed feelings about that.

You can't reduce your problems to like 180 or 240 characters. You can be clever. Some people are very good at it.

I wish people would be a little more careful because it's... Yeah, it's a little weird. And Phoenix, you cannot talk off the microphone.

You have to use a mic. So, you know... This again. Yeah.

No, no, I'm not even going... I'm not going to do it. No more punishment. That is the way to get to a breath, isn't it?

Yeah. So, okay. So where are your talks going to be? Or your gatherings?

The first one coming up is July 15th here in LA, which is getting close to selling out. It was limited to 35 people, so I doubled it. We're doing two events that day.

And then the first one on video that's more of a panel situation is September 8th here in LA. And in New York, it's going to be mid-November.

And I'm working on Atlanta, Vegas, Portland, San Diego. I could list all the cities, but it's a lot. Oh, right.

Wow. So there's going to be two types of events. One is super private, no recordings. You know, it's a discussion group in such a way

that we can just share anything and it stays in the room. The other is going to be almost like this, in a way, where, you know, as moderator, like you are,

and then there'll be expert panelists to discuss the issues and take Q&A from the audience. All right. Best of both worlds.

There it is. You get to do it privately and publicly. That's right. All your exposure you could want.

You know. There's something sexy about exposure. I mean, emotional exposure is sexy too, right? And there's some physical exposure.

Very good. You don't need to have a microphone to show your tits. That's true. But we can't show the Facebook camera on her tits.

Facebook, you are missing out. Definitely missing out. So, you know, because those are nice. Can I see them again, Phoenix?

Not for Facebook? Not for Facebook. Oh, nice. Whoa.

You're so beautiful. You are. Okay. So, enough of that.

Enough positive reinforcement. So, let's see. Where are we? Ah, well, where we are is we also want to say

you've been at the SESTA-FOSTA, anti-SESTA-FOSTA march, which was really an International Sex Workers Day march. That's right.

Thank you. Do we have the picture with our friend, goddess Soma? There we go.

Keep your lungs off my body. So, we're very anti-SESTA-FOSTA. And, you know, there's a lot of terrible things going on thanks to this creature,

the orange mango menace. You know, to be fair, 97 senators voted for this fucking law. Exactly.

It's not just him, but... Including our favorites like Kamala Harris and Bernie, they voted for it too. Yeah, of course.

You know? They're clearly uninformed, clearly uninformed. They really got this left.

I respect Kamala a great deal, but she is uninformed in this. I totally think so. And Kamala...

Wait a minute. Kamala also had... She started it. She also had editors

and publishers of a newspaper arrested. Yes, that page. I have been arrested like that for publishing. So, I have no love for her.

I wanted to vote for her, but I'm now struggling. Sorry. Really?

Well, I do know that Goddess Soma has arranged some meetings with some congresspeople. Maybe she'll arrange a meeting

with Kamala, and maybe she just needs to be sex-educated. Maybe. I think so.

That's why I think it's fair to start, to assume good intention, to assume ignorance, and to assume,

let's give them some information, let's have a conversation, listen to me, we know what we're talking about.

This guy, though. That's right. This guy don't listen to anybody, and when he does have a listening session,

he has notes that say, I hear you. Right? Remember that?

That was for the kids that came in against gun violence in the schools. And he says, I hear you,

and then he decides the teacher should be armed. Anyway, Kamala we have some hope for. Maybe, although she was the one

that went after Backpage. But a lot of them, we just have to educate. She and the religious right,

and the Koch brothers, and all the people that actually run our government, all the people that are really killing our boys and girls overseas.

Those are the criminals. There's two senators. He's just a buffoon. He's just a clown.

He's distracting us from what we should be watching for. That's our rights. Yeah, and of course,

that's why we have all these refugees, because American war machine is out there destroying people's governments and wreaking havoc,

so they come here. And that's why we have responsibility. And plundering the earth. And that's why we got to stop

funding the war machine, and no offense to the space force. Oh, you're not with the space force. The space force,

that whole thing, they went like gazillions, not even just millions. And we have such a bloated military budget,

like by far and away, larger than the next, like what, is it 26 countries combined or something ridiculous?

And then we've got all of these homeless veterans on the street, killing themselves every 20, what is it, 22 veterans a day

commit suicide or something like that? It's ridiculous. It's absolutely unconscionable. How many of those veterans

have some kind of mental health issue from their experiences in the military? Talk about PTSD. That's the original PTSD.

You know, you got bombs dropping around you or you're dropping the bombs, and it affects you. You know, that's why, I mean,

even though humans are, I think, equally close to bonobos and common chimps, I kind of think we lean a little towards bonobos,

because we do get PTSD when we kill our fellow humans. We do regret, no matter how tough we think we are.

We're not as tough as common chimps who just laugh. We care. Oh, we care.

Okay. Gotta get to the jacket. Sorry. This is the fashion section.

Okay, okay. Do we have the jacket, please? The jacket. Comic relief, really.

Melania goes to visit the children and doesn't, of course, visit the ones that are really suffering. We don't even see

what children she's talking to. It looked like a regular school, though, that she went to. Private agency.

It's an Italian fashion slogan. This is her jacket. I really don't care. Do you.

And her representative says, it's just a jacket. Why is everybody making such a big deal about a jacket?

When it's really, you know, that she's visiting these children. And no, no, sorry. You are the first lady

and you're wearing a jacket that says, I really don't care. Do you. So either you're totally ignorant,

more so than Marie Antoinette, who when the people said, we need bread. She said, let them eat cake.

You know, and I mean, that was pretty tone deaf, I guess. Or maybe she was signaling to her base who wasn't much help when her head got chopped off.

But Melania, it seems as though there's a base signaling here. And yeah, I mean, this is a woman who can afford

clothing like hundreds of dollars. This is my, this is a coat from Zara. Right. This is not her typical.

No, this is a people's coat. Her people, I guess. Even though she's an immigrant. Well, they said that the coat was to say

that they don't care about the media. No, that's bullshit. You know what? I actually believe that they're dumb enough

that she didn't associate the coat with her visiting these children. I really actually believe that. Too much credit for ignorance.

Incredible thoughtlessness. Why are they in the baby's way? No, I don't think that she associated her I really don't care

to her seeing the children. I really think that she's that detached with where she was. I don't think she's not stupid.

I don't think she was thinking that the coat would be associated with where she was at that moment. I don't think she dresses herself.

I agree, I don't think she dresses herself. I also think that nobody on their team or the people around them are bold enough to say

you might want to take that off. I just don't think that they're... I always say that to my guests, actually. You're like, I say it.

I'm very comfortable saying that. They're so on another place. Like these people don't... They don't care.

They actually don't care. But that's the level of thoughtlessness that's staggering. I don't think she associated

what she was wearing with where she was. I think she was that... But then... Why would she say that?

Why wouldn't she say that? Why wouldn't she say oh, I didn't realize that it would be construed

as I don't care about the children, of course. She looks like she doesn't want to be anywhere near anything. When you see pictures of her,

she looks like she's just... Except when she's sitting next to Obama. Then she got that look like, yeah, baby, let's do it.

Dr. Suzy. The whole thing was orchestrated by our boy from Santa Monica. Oh, right.

The Nazi Miller. He orchestrated this. He also orchestrated the ban of Muslims.

And he's a fuck up. Yeah, because every time he tries to orchestrate something, it blows back in his fucking face.

He's all in the news right now. There's probably a team of enablers around them at all times. And who knows what she's doing to try

and take her mind out of where she's been thrown, because this woman wanted to wear heels and beautiful clothes and be in this life of wearing bikinis

with her. Now she's the first lady and as cool as that might be for some people, she just wants to wear a coat. Now, I have to admit,

I'm not inside her head. Lana, I love her naked pictures. She's beautiful. And especially the lesbian ones.

I do. And I, you know, I like a lot of her outfits. This outfit, I don't like.

This outfit, she's got to be taken down for. I am sorry. There is no forgiveness for this outfit. Unless she

really apologizes and leaves him. She leaves him. That's the key. She's not gonna apologize. Of course not.

She's a right wing Nazi. With snowflakes. He's the most powerful man in the States right now. I don't think it's safe for her to run away.

Regardless, whatever. I have no empathy for the woman, but I was gonna say that I think it's really emblematic of how wealth is a disease that

completely undermines your basic empathy. And that's how it has to be for people to hoard massive amounts of wealth in this type of

in this age of inequality. And I'm almost grateful to them that they've been so emboldened to be so naked with their inhumanity.

Because people can like before there's like this plausible deniability we're like, well, we don't hate poor people. It's just really unfortunate.

And I'm almost grateful that they came out and said it like, no, we just hate poor people. We just really hate them. It's a second gilded age.

Yes it is. This is 1890s all over again. So somebody said something about getting our mind off of this.

And I think that's what I want to do right now. Okay, so we're gonna get our mind off of this. Either with a song

or Bonoboville Communion. Communion! Maybe Communion and then a song. Okay, okay, she wants

to do Communion obviously. Meaning, and you know, it also will put you closer to me. Thank you.

By the way, did I say that one of the stars of A Midsummer Night's Dream aside from Puck

who says, Lord what fools these mortals be? Right, it's so appropriate right now. Mother Pucker, that's very cute.

And then there's Bottom. Bottom is of course the man

who is turned into a donkey or ass, as the case may be. But Titania, the queen of the fairies, falls in love

with him. So it's okay. And it's all a dream anyway. A Midsummer Night's wet dream.

So do you want to, okay, so who wants to do Communion with my beautiful ass producer?

Oh, you do. Well, no one else is volunteering. Okay Mark, we have to leave the room.

Is that a would you like to be the, can you strip? Of course. Okay, let's put the kingster

on and she will strip. Phoenix Dawn my ass producer and she is going

down to the border to protest. Probably going to strip down at the border too. So watch out. Okay, okay.

And she's going to take her unicorn. Turn it up a little bit. This is the kingster by Carmina Formosa

inspired by the bonobo way. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I think her maid.

I have that cake. Oh, she's doing a lap dance. I can only see his religious passion in it. You ask for Communion. You get Communion.

This is our ritual brothers and sisters, lovers and sisters. But we do it a little differently each time. Okay.

Look at the time, Dr. Susie. Look up at the time. Oh, 10 minutes. Got it. Okay, strip, strip, strip.

I think what you need is a good spin. Strip, strip, strip. How's your winky? I don't know where this is going, but I like the journey.

Right. And bring down the music. Thank you for

this strip tease. Okay, this is the altar. Now sit up on here. Sit up here. This is part of the ritual.

Okay. Oh yeah, baby. Yeah. You're making it.

Good. Is this your altar? Your boobs? No, I'm not taking Communion. He is.

Where's the salt bath? No, first he licks. First a lick. Yes. You prepare the altar.

You come to the altar. Were you an altar boy? Yes, weren't you? Almost. Well, now you are.

Is this tequila salt? No, this is Agua Cocoa leaf liquor.

Herbal Cocoa leaf liquor. All right, are you ready to be water-boarded bonobo style?

Not Gina Haspel style. Right, okay. What's the next step? This is the next step, water-boarding.

No, no, no, no. You have to get between your legs. You get between your legs. Oh, right, the salt.

We forgot the salt. Here we go. The salt, of course. Now you lick the salt. I was jumping.

The gun. We were down at the old salty nipple. Salty nipple. Okay, so that is the body.

And now here comes the green blood. No, no, no, no, no. You're not drinking. You seem to have had enough

of whatever you're having. I will hold this. Now you get down here between her legs. Yes, you're getting down between her legs.

The other way. The other way. That's good. Now we get the other way.

Turn around, please. Por favor. Yeah, there you go. And now, are you ready?

Agua coca leaf liqueur. All right, here it comes. Are you ready? Okay, don't move him. I don't want to get into his eye.

Okay, there it goes. You are water-boarded. Bonobo style ride. Hallelujah. Right.

You know, summer solstice, you're supposed to drink mead. Mead is the idea. But

we're having some Agua coca leaf liqueur. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. How much time do we have?

Seven minutes. Would you like to be an altar girl? Yes. Okay, come on up here.

All right. So, just pretend you're wearing that horrible jacket. And I'm your assistant.

And it says, I really don't care. And I say, you better take that off. No, not the jacket. I want her to take her dress off.

I went to Catholic school for a long time. You did, all right. Were you an altar girl? No, but that's how I learned how to speak English,

actually, is in Catholic school. Oh. Well, beautiful. Who's going to take communion from this lovely...

I was expecting her. She needs another drink, I can tell. Okay. Oh, and by the way, before we do that,

let me just say... to Rye... Uh-oh, am I getting laid? Rye...

Not the kind of lady... You got laid! I got laid! On the Dr. Susan Block show.

Uh-huh. And so, now... It's like getting thrown in the briar patch. What do you got?

Phoenix, are you going to be taking communion from her? Unless one of our other guests would run? Well, I don't know. I want to be in his position with her doing all the work.

I got you. She's always doing the work. You can see that. I recommend the position.

Okay, so now I'll hold your microphone. This is how she stays in shape now. Wait, are you going to take your dress off or no? No, I can't.

You can't take your dress off. Oh, then you can't be the altar girl. It's painful. She can't stand the altar girl.

Ah! Okay, a porn star doesn't take her dress off. Okay, that's cool. That's actually really hot.

I don't know. Okay. And so, now this is

not usually the position, but you know, that's cool. So then you're going to get the drink. So you're the altar girl, I guess.

All right. I'm sitting on this sticky dick. Okay.

Here, you can take it off her ass. Because it's bottom time. Give it a lick. Give it a lick.

Lick, lick, lick. Lick, lick, lick. Okay. Be careful of that song.

There we go. This would be a good time to mention that. I have two specialties, which is I only do interracial

and I only do girl, girl. All right. There you have it, girl, girl. So no white guys

is what I'm hearing. That sounds like among others that are left out of that. All right, so now turn around.

It's a stretch. I'm trying to help you out. Okay, Phoenix. Well, now you can't open your legs though.

She's determined. That's okay. This is why we're not on television. And no longer is Facebook.

I really appreciate it. Oh, Facebook. Okay, we've got very little time, so one way or another.

The revolution will not be televised. Okay, lean back. Here we go. I'm looking at the time and

waterboarding, bonobo style. Whoa. Look it up, look it up. Okay.

And... Yes. You got to be an altar girl twice. Yeah, how are you doing?

Yeah, no, I'm going to pop it into this. But it's a sancti, oh man. Amen and amen. People want to see me take my clothes off.

They have to come to my store. All right, so what do you think about... That's a good businesswoman right there. Do you want your seat back?

I don't know. I think that's not a good businesswoman, because I think people go, well, she doesn't really like to take her clothes off.

She only will do it for money. That's good, yeah. That's a free sample. Those are nice panties.

All right, well, y'all can do whatever you want. Everybody just shows what they want on this show. German club in Glendale or red tie in Van Nuys.

But tonight it's German club in Glendale. All right. So, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners,

I think we're going to take a little break right now. And we're going to come back with Music by Lana Turner.

I'm so excited. This is really something I've been waiting for. Are you ready, Lana?

What are you going to sing for us? I will play a little song I wrote for my mom after that. Oh.

Sweet. A little song you wrote for your mom. Well, that doesn't sound like masturbation or my best friend.

It's neither one of those songs. Oh, okay. Sounds good. And you had seen Real Sex, is that right?

I have, yeah. I've seen some of your work over the years. I'm a fan of yours.

You've educated many. It's great. Well, thank you. I got an education just now.

Without a doubt. That was educational. This is what we call the eroticization

of religious ritual. Did I pronounce that right? We're going with that. It's like because a lot of us

perverts who grew up with different religions or not, we crave

the communal ecstasy of gathering together and doing something

that takes us out of the ordinary. And that is what church does at its best or synagogue or temple.

That's what it does at its best. But then it does all this stuff about saying you can't have sex except if you're married and you can't do

all these other things. So we leave out the can't do's. As long as it's consensual we're pretty much

for it. I mean not even all of that. But that's sort of pretty much. And we're going to be pretty much back

in pretty much five minutes ten to six minutes. So we've got sexperts and sexpots.

We've got Rai from a Rai perspective. We got Jamila Dawson. We got H.P.

Love Shaft. And we're going to hear from Lana Turner. She is amazing.

So you're going to want to stay tuned. And we're also going to be back with Lena

Star. And of course my ass producer Bottom in a Midsummer Night's Dream Phoenix Dawn

The Puck of Bonoboville. And so you are going to want to come back.

So don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block

and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way inspired by my love for the make love not war great apes.

You know the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions including face to face. But it's not just how

bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war. Really.

They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure. With the females gently dominating

the very happy very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special partly because they just are

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When it comes to being human even being humane bonobos can teach us so much which brings me to us

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So get the book learn the bonobo way you'll be glad you did then you'll want to join bonoboville a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends

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of our times and improve your love life. We're listening to radio Susie One on the World Wide Web

and now here she is Dr. Susan Block I am back Thank you for

not coming don't worry you will be released and I wish I could say as much

about the people who are being held against their will some of whom are you know minors

small and that's just terrible so you know we're here we're the resistance the erotic resistance

and we do believe that it helps to be sex positive as we are resisting

because resistance is hard work and you need to take a break from it every once in a while and fuck and by fuck I don't always mean

fuck like PIV fuck does anybody know what PIV means I have sex birds here so they can teach me a thing or two

okay see you said you're a good girl Jim no okay give her a microphone cleaness in vagina

right that is one type of sex only and one type of fucking even because fuck is a great word

to mean so many different things and I mean you know now that we've got this

presidents the trumpets well sorry you put his ball on my shoulder I did I did

punish him for it and let it roll all around

anyway we are this is what I call trumpocalypse therapy it's also hopefully

a kind of voodoo that actually will make him better but I don't know if it's working

it isn't he seems to be getting worse but sometimes the patient has to get worse before they can get better right er er er

voodoo again again again yeah so this show for me is trumpocalypse therapy you know partly from beating my

big dick plush toy with a little penis and partly from just getting

amazing people together in my womb room in the little church of bonobo ville and

as we were saying it's great to gather together you know in this case we have people of

like minds sexual minds in that sense very different people but sexually open I think everybody of some degree

you know so here I have jamila Dawson hello hello everybody and here we have HP

love shaft right you heard about HP love craft you know the guy who wrote horror stories or something

cosmic horror so you are a drag king astrophysicist just much cooler

so and I met you at dom con in 2016 with Chelsea shout out to Chelsea yeah and we were

in the ladies room and you were very lady like at that time you were not a drag king by any means well I wasn't in drag then but I was

I was a drag king by that point but since then I've gone on testosterone so I don't go in the ladies room as often now

okay you know it makes sense but anyway it was great meeting you and if you want to see a picture of HP

love shaft in the more very very feminine fashion it's on my dom con 2016

blog I think there's lipstick involved oh yeah we were all doled up yeah and spankings also

oh yeah so coming around the bend we have miss star Lena star

and welcome back and how are you feeling now that you've taken your communion very good

I'm so glad you feel good and I need a lay my lovely assistant she thought I meant

you know the penis and vagina thing she was like where's your penis no I need a lay and

yeah just fine uh oh I can see

this is a process there's some why are these all okay I get laid all the time so

yeah no no no I found one okay I've had a wealth of lays

alright so tell your boyfriend hey boyfriend

she got laid in the noble hell thank you so much I feel so honored thank you so we've got another one

for anybody I don't get laid you don't get laid enough well you know

we'll let you get laid I got laid tonight I got laid well I'm typically laying myself

I hope you sing the masturbation anyway I love the masturbation okay so I didn't introduce rye is over here

comforting my lovely assistant producer I was

I get around we're moving around so so now I've come around

to the lady with the guitar and this is Lana Turner

just like the actress except not with an H with an H though Lana without the H spells anal backwards

oh yeah anal right Phoenix you think you can hold one microphone for the guitar

yeah of course who's gonna hold I'm gonna hold this one actually at this point I think I should start

hold this black thing right by my mouth yes I am this big black thing please just perfectly placed right in front of me

alright you guys ready for a song what is the song this is a song I

wrote for my mom because I'm a mom I have two kids and you're a MILF

oh yes I'm a hot MILF I hope so I hope I found it just got laid I just got laid MILF

and I feel like I should have listened more to my mom because my mom was a very wise woman is a wise woman

now I'm a mom and I have a little girl and she should listen to me because I'm wise so what's the name of it no name

you can name it I think it has an obvious name I mean the MILF song I mean I don't know okay so here she is

live from Bonoboville Lana Turner on the Dr. Susan block show singing I'm calling it the MILF song

the MILF song ready my mama was wise her proverbs were

good if you listen to mama life turned out like it should she said grasses

greener on the other side and be careful what you put in your mouth and behind my mama was

wise my mama knew small dicks are perfect for oral and anal too

mom you're cool mama said suck and big cock is in fine if you're gonna lick

a dick it's best to lick a little one yeah mama set a deep throat you've got to be a nut

and no one wants monster cock going in there but too much of a good thing ain't good mama knew

small dicks are perfect for oral and anal too mom you're amazing small dicks are perfect

for oral and anal too it'll come back around we got it now granny said big wiener

ain't a big win you can make up for size with a cucumber spatula or rolling pin

because many things go in a vagina according to granny but only certain things fit

proper inside your fanny great granny told granny so my mama knew ready? small dicks are

perfect for oral and anal too there you go we got it another chance at the end

it's a lesson passed through generation on to pass on little dick just to get a guy with a big one who's a real prick

because size it don't matter when you're old and grey when that dick it don't work no more anyway

ready cause even a little pecker can hit a clit my mama knew small dicks are perfect

for oral and anal too there you go let's try it again everyone small dicks are perfect for oral and anal too

this is therapy one more time for the mama ready small dicks are perfect for oral and anal too

wow wow we that's adorable what a mom it's the milk song

that's great that was great we never had that lesson in my house that was good

I tend to disagree on one thing I don't mind desorbing big cucks I know that's just a personal preference

it's not really in affront to big I know black guys are like what do you mean it's not good for anal look at that I will agree on that part for now

what did you say how about this size oh god I know thank you

that's what she says even the girl that sang small dicks are perfect for oral and anal too looks at donald trumps little

weeder and goes oh oh that's this can she play another one she was really good

we'd love to hear another one holders microphones very high technology and that mom

of yours we love you mom I'm going to do this because I feel like as we age

we've got a beautiful diversity of women here today this is an anthem for as vagina gets

older what is going on here I think that's great well we talked about the penis getting older

just in that little song that little milf song here I go I began to think

I was looking fine when a young boy smiled at me I flirted back gave him a wink took him seriously I thought it was on sparks in the air

he started to walk my way then he waved at my kids and he called me ma'am and he turned and walked away well I sat there dejected

feeling very lame then it occurred to me old pussy needs a new PR campaign always recycle

do not be confused brother you know the truth it's better when it's used muffler is good

and the engine purrs too who cares about dance you never should buy new kids might mess it up

but all it needs is love like your favorite old t-shirt or a beat up baseball club good things get better with age

like cars, wine, boats, and booze so tap mama's ass cause it's better when it's used there you go

so if you find yourself a cougar do not throw away like meatloaf or lasagna it's always better the next day

pussy doesn't spoil so just turn out the light like sexual primage steak with a touch of cellulite

if you find yourself a bilf you're gonna have some fun and the best part there's milk and cookies

when you're done recycle yeah let's hear it for Lana Turner

live on the Dr. Susan Block show thank you from Bonoboville in the womb room

oh yeah pretty good oh no that's it that was amazing

oh yeah beautiful and your mom likes that one too my mom really isn't a fan

of my comedy actually over the years I've been doing this for nearly two decades when I first started they were pretty horrified my parents

they paid for guitar lessons when I was younger but you know they were like what did we do

how did this happen but I think they're really proud now so I've managed to somehow get by and do this for many years

and I love it so much do you think it was just a question of time or was there therapy involved for me or for them

I don't know I'm just wondering how you you know you kind of came out as a

your wild sexual imagination and it's all wedded to humor but it's still I guess shocking to parents well you know

it's kind of a coming out we're talking about coming out with pride and with your PTSD

and being shameless and you're kind of shameless I love to make people laugh

but I think as parents you know you've raised these children you just want them to be happy and safe and have a good life

at the end of the day and at first when I started doing this they couldn't imagine how I could be happy and safe and have a good life in this life

doing what I do and as time went on a lot of time had to pass but then they realized she's going to be okay for the most part

there were some issues with my choice I was just even outside of a comedy they worried and correctly worried about my choice of a spouse

they were worried about his longevity and they were right about that can we say who that is?

we can talk about anything you want this shows an open show so he's kind of a famous guy he was, he's no longer with us

so I was married and together with my husband for 17 years technically we were married for 20 years but my husband was Ralphie May

he's a very well known comedian who was a very overweight man and I've always been very conservative sexually

I lost my virginity late and I met my husband very young but very unconcernative in that I slept with a man that I fell in love with

who size wise was when I met him 800 pounds and that's hard for me to even fathom now

because I didn't think about it like that well I did it occurred to me but

I didn't know how heavy he was but I also loved him very dearly and people often he was one of the funniest

sweetest men I've ever met and he wasn't a lot of people assume that maybe there was money involved

or he was a successful comedian we started dating 7 years before he made his first dime so we were broke

and we lived together for many many years and then I never thought we'd make money but then he got very successful

and that's a blessing but he was an addict I chose well in that he was very successful

and everyone got to know his talents but he was an addict I mean he was a food addict and addictions don't stay

one thing they change and evolve and that happened to him as life went forward and then

this sweet beautiful person that I fell in love with was on other things that took that part of him away and it was a bumpy last 3 years and then he passed

I met him in 2003 and I spent about 45 minutes with him in the office

at Universal Music when I was doing marketing and it was possibly his first album his comedy album

I think so in 2003 so it was 15 years ago and he came in and he did an amazing pep talk for me and the other

marketers then I was working there doing marketing then and it was just that moment stuck with me

because it was a full 45 minutes of his personality Ralphie never did anything smaller with subtlety

it's funny and not funny but he was always larger than life

and amazing and I said at his memorial service that the smallest thing he ever did was die because the box that he was in

I know it's heartbreaking this I cried but the box was so small it was the same box as everyone else because

when they mostly water like you said at the beginning of the show were all water and he had a lot more than all of us he was a special person

he told a sexy joke that I remember from 2003 and it referenced you in it but not by name

but he said I mean I don't know if it's appropriate to tell a funny joke right now no of course he lived and died by comedy

I'll make you feel at ease I'll do a terrible joke that I came up with so like one of the things

that happened we were apart and I said this a couple of times that I fought for his sobriety our entire marriage

which is one of the reasons why he left at the end because he couldn't he didn't want to stay sober but I joked that in the last year

of his life it's a terrible joke but he packed on an extra 100 pounds and I say he really let himself go at the end

so feel free I've opened up the gateway you can say whatever you want so okay so the joke

and this was among many jokes because he was really pepping us up he was really trying to get us to market this album and he said

he's like one day this is his words one day a pimp and a hooker showed up at my front door oh yeah

it's true and it was discount pussy door to door

half off and he didn't know what to do so he turned to you is it funny do we need any more pussy

it's on sale the funny part of that story it's a true story it's on that special

that he did you can hear it's called door to door pussy and it's true we were living in the shithole when we first met like I told you we were broke for a long time

is that one of the countries that Trump won't like yes it's a shithole and we had a dog who we actually named pimp

because where we lived there were a lot of pimps and he wore a collar that said that bitch better have my money oh but I inadvertently invited

this man in because the guy was at the door with a woman and I didn't know and we lived in a studio apartment so I was sitting in bed working and Ralph was

on the couch when he opened the door so literally it was like 10, 15 feet away from me and the dog is barking at this guy

because the guy is a criminal and the dog is trying to tell us this is a bad guy and I yelled I said pimp sit

pimp sit and the pimp in the door looked at me and tilted his head like crazy bitch and then walked in and sat down

so I invited him and it's completely true I invited this guy into our house so you had quite

a reality show you got to invite the man well you know we invited him and then he figured out for a while

we weren't going to buy the pussy and he went away yeah it was pretty crazy but what's so insane is that

I recorded this amazing documentary the year before we separated I tried to do a weight loss dog for him

because he was very successful on Celebrity Fit Club he lost I think 74 pounds of fat and put on muscle

he did really well with the cameras on him I was so worried I don't think you're going to be around in two years if we don't get this weight off of you

and I hired a friend of mine and she started filming this documentary and then he left me at the end of the year and we spent the next couple of years editing

this amazing documentary that was supposed to be a weight loss dog that ended up being this tragic I'm not going to change documentary

that ended with our separation which was tragic and then it ends with his passing which is even more tragic

but it's such an amazing content and then in the same collection of hard drives we have a one hour special

of never before seen footage of him so his fans can actually share another hour of comedy with him and I'm about to launch an Indiegogo campaign

to raise the finishing fence because we're real close to the end but we need just a little more money to get it done so in the next few weeks that's going to go by

so please get on my my Facebook, Instagram, Twitter whatever you are into online and I'll be posting content about that

and you can support and there's tons of perks on the Indiegogo really cool stuff that you can get to remember Ralph and just support the campaign too

so it's really exciting actually I'm really proud that I'm able to bring that up in a few it's more close to the end

I love you so much aww and he really left us left you

such a short time ago just like six months or a year well it's been about eight months since he died but he left me

well I was it's been almost three years since he left the marriage and I really mourned I mourned for a long time

which is how I made him about because I was so devastated when he left I never thought he would leave me

I always thought I knew there was the possibility he would pass away the seven years prior to him leaving

seven years prior to him leaving me he had pulmonary embolisms and that's when prescription pain pills got introduced to our lives and in the seven years that followed

there was 11 hospitalizations and rehab stints so it wasn't like I knew that there wasn't the possibility that that was going to happen

because when he passed the clots I was with him and he had like a 30% chance of making it through the night that night so that was traumatic

and it was eye-opening and we had our kids were really young when that happened and I was terrified and I spent the next seven years just basically fighting this

and I'm a codependent I realized like how sick I was also watching the documentary because I just could not accept

anything but you're going to get through this and I think a lot of us have been through this journey with somebody that we've loved that

couldn't stop whatever it was that they were abusing we've seen out there in social media

a few artists who just directly killed themselves he didn't do it directly

he did it slowly over his lifetime sometimes these great great people that do have a lot

to teach us I think they're very valuable people and they just don't last long

one way or another they'll good die young or something like that and then there's a lot of good to lasting long

and he just burned out quick but you certainly had a beautiful

connection with him and he lives on in you he lives on in all of his fans and all of his work

and he just didn't do this thing we call getting old he's just not all that fantastic but

it's better I think it's better it's better than the alternative one of the things that one of the gifts he indirectly gave me

was a tremendous amount of sadness and pain which leads it leads its way to creativity and if you can survive

the hard parts of life and funnel it into other things then you can give people the gift and I don't think

I don't think burning out is an option I think it's just not okay I don't want to shame him for it

and I don't know why some people are able to pull through and get to the other side of it and some people aren't

I really prayed for him to get better I don't know he did it

as long as he could and then that was his time so he didn't do it wrong

he just did it his way and he didn't take anybody down with it I mean when people take themselves down I guess I'm

for accepting I don't think suicide is a good thing I don't think killing yourself through overworking or through

having irresponsible sex that's not as common but that is a way some people kill themselves sometimes I don't think that's a good thing

none of those are good things but as long as you don't take others down with you I don't disrespect you

I disrespect you if you're going to kill your family and then kill yourself this isn't funny no it's not funny and it's not sexy

either but you know what it's been a rough week and

and somehow this had to come out and sometimes you gotta you gotta bring out some things

that aren't so funny or sexy in order to get to the good stuff it gets the funny sexy it's true though

to be a lot of comedy comes from tragedy so that's where I was saying I sort of feel like I got that gift

well you do you have a great gift and I'm so glad you made this connection with Ron it's a huge call back

to what I was talking about at the beginning regarding creating a platform for mental health across the country and it's a big reason

why I invited Jamila to join us today she's a licensed therapist and you know mental health is what you're talking about here

and it's like you've got to reach out and get some help if you need it and most of us need it I need it I'm in therapy

I'm in therapy for the entire year like every week but actually one of the organizations that we're gonna donate to when the projects

are finished is the Maple Center cause I've been going there are you guys all go there yes it's so great

I hope that there's other resources like that in other cities but in Los Angeles there's this place and you can they look at your income

and you're able to go like sometimes you go to therapy and it's as expensive as a vacation it's $200 an hour

if you don't go Maple Center is affordable and then there's another organization that was great

there's a couple of really good ones the Maple Center is awesome the relational center is in Culver City is actually the lowest in the city

that's where I got my training but these are all organizations that take your income into account and mental health is really it's social

right like when we most of us are carrying trauma that's American culture is pretty violent I'm sure I think we've all pretty much

figured that out and like trauma is a cultural social issue so what's really cool is like there are places that people can go

but getting that help is so critical and acknowledging like the stigma bringing it back to sex do you find that

I mean sexual humor helps you to release channel your feelings sure all humor does

but you seem to yeah why is it you have all these sex things songs

it's cause you're sexy partly so I think you attract a lot of interest and you respond

with your songs I don't know I have my mind tends to wander that way

I don't know I'm a pervert in a pretty package I guess I don't know

are you singing the stuff when Ralphie was alive oh yeah I met Ralphie like I said 20 years ago

sorry for my ignorance not at all please we met actually in Houston at the last stop I went up and did my first open mic

I had no idea that he was a comedian and he walked over and we met that night and we became friends and I actually thought

I will never date this man and I wanted I was interested in doing stand up so it was the perfect person to become friends it's cause it just never imagined me being with him

let me ask you just a pure sex and body image question how did you get over it

you know you first you had this meeting of the mind you said you didn't notice his size no I noticed his size you did yes of course

so how did you have sex what was your favorite position physically how were we able to and mentally

two different things so physically it was actually often better if he was standing and he was on top

because when you're that fat it's kind of buried underneath the fat so to be so if I was on top of him

like it was there was a lot of fat in the way so you were holding a lot but then he had a lot of weight on top of me so sometimes it would be hard to breathe

and I did a joke about that in my background like that and so sex wasn't always wonderful

for me in the relationship but I adored him so much and of course it's not all penis and vagina

I would make a joke that as a fat man they like to eat are you a feeder

no you're not you wanted to help him lose weight eating pussy oh eat pussy yes

absolutely right so he would make up for that I never thought I'd see the day when Dr. Season was the naive one

yeah I was except I was too advanced because I was thinking about this fetish

where there was a feeder involved yeah oh like where I was feeding and no god no I hate it to watch him eat

that is a fetish not a dangerous one even when consensual that's one of those fetishes where even when consensual

okay we don't have much time we keep saying 10 minutes 5 minutes does that mean it's 5 minutes or 10 minutes

but we're getting into a really important topic about body positivity move it to DVD okay we have to have a technical

oh no at the end of this we'll put it on DVD okay so we can go a little longer or do I have to rush people

yeah they're emoting it's like they're coming it's okay the tapes are alright

some of them are watching the others come emotionally which is also entertaining you know it's like you're coming too

it's like watching porn except it's a conversation okay so I didn't get how much time I have I think you have

endless time 5 minutes but I thought we were going to go a little farther he's going to put it on DVDs

can you guys put this on DVD back there because we also want to have e-cursing okay so we're going to move to DVD or you want to change tapes

okay we're having a very important we look so relaxed right now Susan we have a hard 10 minutes

we don't have a DVD yeah we can back that up on this tape okay 10 minutes

can we okay okay okay because I think we really need to because you're a musician you know

I didn't hear the beginning of this one this is chaos conversational chaos I was talking about how exciting it was

but just like an orgy conversation can go into chaos conversation orgy alright yes it is

are we back we're saying like we have not been gone at all we're queer

we're getting deep into body positivity at this point which I feel like is so critical right now as far as like

anybody can be a sexy body that's true well what makes somebody sexy but here's the thing

when you bring up body stuff I was thinking about when I first met him I was like what is considered beautiful is very much in the times that we live in

I got to go to India after college and I loved it so much and the actresses there are about 20 pounds heavier than our actresses here

because they want to see women who are a little bit curvier and thicker because everyone there is starving and so that was a really

interesting thing to see it is fucked up but it's true there's somebody for everybody I think that is

one of the benefits of the internet is that you can see you can find your counterpart

if you're overweight you can find people that like overweight or voluptuous

they love it and you can find anything I really want to say it because I'm 75 years old

it's always been that way but you couldn't always find it it's easier now to find there were a lot of people coupled up that just say

what is going on here I think though that for a time at least when I was growing up when I was growing up

when I was growing up there was only certain body types that were considered attractive and you had to do that

or fake it or something so now there's all kinds of body types are considered attractive

and that just helps everybody no matter what body to express their sexuality

now that doesn't mean it's always healthy to be in the over overweight body

but fat people tend to know this and a lot of people that are overweight work really hard to lose weight but stigma doesn't actually

help with that well and I think it's really beautiful what the internet's done and the way that it's allowed people to connect with

people that they might not have been able to find beforehand can I do a quick little plug is that going to be alright?

but first I just want to blame our commercial food industry for just bringing all kinds of horrible food

our diets anyway blame is gone but I was going to say

there's a lot of really body positive performers that I'm becoming acquainted with and

if I may plug my own little thing go ahead I've been doing this cabaret called Pangea that is for

all bodies and all levels of experience and all gender identities and we showcase performers who might otherwise not feel confident

stepping into like a sexy sort of space whose bodies have been very politicized and very policed

and these are larger bodies and these are trans bodies and these are disabled bodies and Pangea's been doing that for years now and we actually

just got a new location that we're very excited about where's that? it's in south central L.A.

and if you go to facebook.com hplofshapdrag you can find the information on our soft opening

our soft opening that's happening next Saturday in exactly a week so come see some body positive that's us yeah body positive

Pangea cabaret come see some saddies on stage shake their stuff well speaking of shaking our stuff

well I don't know I want ecor to sing something do we have time? yes? but I don't know if it's going to be a shake our stuff song

or it's going to be a more serious song but ecor is making his way to the womb room

that was so amazing oh thank you ecor is now entering the stage area yeah oh and here he is

in his bonobo tea oh yeah baby yeah

so ecor the wolf and I feel your story cause I lost my wife like 2 years ago

so I was with her for 20 years so stay strong stay strong yes yes there's a lot of connections

to be made and that is Eros you know when we say Eros versus Thanatos

Eros is sex but Eros is love Eros is connection Eros is empathy

and it's a beautiful thing cause we all have to deal with Thanatos we all have to deal with death we should try to minimize

the violence we do to each other and be like bonobos right? bonobos make peace through pleasure

yeah bonobos are the make love not war chimpanzees who swing through the trees as well as with each other

bonobos are they have a lot of sex females rule that's right

milfs rule it's not just the young and fertile it's the older ladies who make it happen and it's all bisexual

trisexual, pansexual they're actually called panpaniscous in latin and the males like it

that's the funny thing that takes a little explanation and study but it is so, I mean the males are bigger

and have fangs and could at any time take the females down but they don't well they'd rather get groomed than fight

well yeah they come down to that they're getting laid you know with more than just the beliefs and by the way

bonobos are not all that into penis and vagina sex bonobos are into a lot of an outer course

a lot of kind of crazy licky, spunky stuff you know but I hear that music

and that is the music of we are one and ecore the wolf is in the house unify the world

unify our country ecore the wolf be alive on the doctor susan block show

this is the rainbow of people whoo! you did how you wanted that

I want it what do you mean you want me to take your shirt off I want to take your shirt off can I take your shirt off

can I? I'm sick that way take it off oh two shirts

two shirts time to play that's your new name two shirts

two shirts the wolf she's unwrapping them like Christmas two shirts two shirts

I'm going to do this let me get some of that volume anybody throw the ones up cause it's all about diversity

unify racial in the twine of races give me some volume

I need to hear this so we can all feel this yeah we all want I want

I want I want I want oh

I can get it poppin I can be grimy and greasy real easy believe me that's enough been on the blocks trapping the spots evading the cops to lock out pop

my handcuffs is on my wrist sit down with me think about it while I'm in there thinking I got shit to finish earth needs me

and I won't stop giving the props throwing the pieces showing my love and all of you above that's what I'm all about now let the wolf shout I love y'all

now let it trickle down let it fall like the season good peeps don't need reason to be nice that's for them souls who's cold as ice and I don't think twice I got your six

and take six small steps to have your 12 mama daddy elders raised me where a witness integrity was led to my humanity is going to take the man to me

do conquer this insanity to pop we are one y'all throw the ones up give me some volume please give me some volume

yes come on give me some of that volume we are one we are one

I know from time society and life then feel like a bad storm if in the thunder and lightning but we're striking we fighting

sticking and moving showing and proving that just with a little piece I can go a long way so with the city help make the way with more peace we already got war

in our own streets here in the middle east then rob them down for the cause then have my part of humanity

is going to take the man to me to conquer this insanity to pop rest in peace wrap the belly up the beast

with a Detroit state of mind Elzai nine shots cause I got love to spread if love fits my body then earth is my brain it's peace like kings and queens we peace

and sing can we all just keep along all right no rotten king Dr. Martin Luther I'm still pushing your dreams cause we are one

one one throw them ones up y'all we are one

one one one you and I

together together then they twine come on baby yeah

together yeah we storm as well we are one we are one

we are one we are one together I guess I won't see the peace that I need until I reach the streets of the G.O.D.

until then I'm going in swimming P.O.F. I'm that guy I swam by

I said hi and then left for the boat the world is in trouble so far I tend to give them a double

glass of integrity mixed with a shot of humanity the ultimate boy to make the ultimate for the sake of man

kind we need it in the twine racial shine elevate our minds they we can hit the finance lines

the cush lungs push load to the world reach to a man

warm and touch a boy touch a girl wet with no sand dusk trust me you don't want the state

peeing big up to peeing state don't let one man's hate steal that school's fate I think that school's great

so go kids educate graduate demonstrate that we are one

one one one one

one makes two but that's one and one again

yes in a twine yeah we got up out the clothes tonight y'all it's all about the liberal delivery

we are one we are one looking good we are

one together yeah Dr. Block show

we are one ecore the wolf live on the Dr. Susan Block show

from Bonobo Vils alright

mmm yes indeed brothers and sisters lovers and sinners we

are stuck we are definitely stuck I mean that took about two seconds malfunction

wow you are totally connected see we're making connections tonight this is what happens

of all different kinds I got this one and this is one of the connections that we're making

this is what happens why you can't work sequence they do okay sequence and lace

you have two minutes don't always go together so I'm gonna thank everybody

we have two no don't show that the mark okay so we're

Facebook was lucky tonight yeah they got to see almost the whole show

they got to see a lot of the show okay it's very straight

so we're gonna say nighty night here have a seat alright

we have girls struggling with their bras which is really very interesting actually much more

interesting than politics can the camera see Dr. Block culture or

can the camera see Dr. Block it's kind of a form of therapy because boobs are therapy always you know

that's been proven it does improve the mood to just look at boobs improve the mood

we have to get boobs improve the mood improve the mood improve the mood

bring an apple being a baby and knowing that that's a rival of course

it's nurturing it's food it's food that can be sex you're going to Mexico tomorrow

it's a nurturing thing you know you know that's why

everybody's looking at them trying to get their bras on my heart

yeah yeah but we have to go bra's unhooked or not

bra's unhooked or not I mean you might just take off your bra phoenix

and move the facebook camera a little over this way good bye facebook good bye bra

good bye bra we get to see your face there you go alright

here we go team work divide the effort to multiply the effect

free the tatas free the tatas alright so

I want to thank everybody Lana Turner thank you for having me on your show

oh such a pleasure I want you educational

30 seconds but you can't say anything that's only 30 seconds so I got to thank Rai

a Rai perspective and I got to thank Miss Lena Starr and Mr. Ikkor the Wolf

and Miss Dawson Jamila Dawson and HP Love Shaff woo

I got him alright and of course my bottom my puck

my mid-summer nights wet dream of an

beauty queen ass producer phoenix dawn and yeah

we got a little wet she's doing some yeah we got wet she's doing some great

little films and shorts and we got that ass

show your ass bottom okay yeah

and yes happy summer solstice happy mid-summer

nights scene whatever you have and you know

watch out your guests behind you are terrified part of arrows

of the electric winds is to stand up for what you believe in part of being

bonobo is to defend the weak and the poor and the sex workers

no yeah yeah what do you mean no

yeah the sex workers the children the poor

the immigrants the people of color all the people we've got a

you know via community and and you know

a good spanking also helps and by the way the theme of our next

speakeasy journal is spanking for adults

only yeah so alright

I thank you a lot of time thank you make like bonobos not baboons

make love not war make love to someone you love tonight even if that someone is

you I love you awkward someone about something you can talk to us

I'm Dr. Susan Block but my day job is director of the Dr. Susan Block Institute for the erotic arts and science

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