Elvis in Bonoboville

Full transcript of Elvis in Bonoboville on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, porn stars and comedians, doms and subbies, sex workers and pelvis twerkers. Oh, yeah. All you children is sex, and we are all children of sex.

We may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Allah, Brahma, or the Buddha, but we are all children of

sex. Can I hear an amen? I was about to say amen. Can I hear it? Hey women. Hey women. Oh, yes, brothers and sisters, I want to welcome you to the womb room of Dr. Susie Speakeasy in Bonoboville,

LAX, and oh, oh, yes, yes. Wee-wee, may wee. I am so sad. I am so sad to see me, one of Max's and my favorite cities,

just run over, just really run over. It's just just so depressing and on our favorite holiday in France. A steel day. Yeah, the day we love to watch the fireworks. We could have been there, right? We could have been there. We could have been right in that street on the prom not. We have been there. We have had so many wonderful moments in Nice,

you know, really firework and hot, wild, sexual, pleasure-packed moments, and it's just a wonderful city, and now this. So we feel kind of bad, and yet, you know, we can't let the terrors win, right?

Hell no. Heavens no. And no, no, no. And, you know, there are a lot of people calling for violence to Trump violence, yes. And we all know how well that works. I just think ladies should break up with people on another day.

And I also know that my tech department left everybody's microphones on. So that, brothers and sisters, who you just heard is, let's hear it for Darryl Wright. Back in Bonoboville. Yeah, you're talking, and you're back, and you haven't been here for a while, and we're mourning, and yet we are, you know, we're mourning the dead,

but we're celebrating life, and we're loving the living, because that's what we know. You don't Trump hate with hate. You gotta love. That's the only thing that can stop the hate is love and sex and comedy sometimes. Although comedy can also inflame the hate. Because, you know, some of these these wild right-wing haters are really funny.

Not to them. Well, you know, I mean, that's what some people like. So in any case, this is Darryl. Darryl is back, and we are so happy to have you, you know. Last week, it was black people being killed. I know. This week, it's sort of a multicultural bunch of killings. Like, how do I not kill anybody? That'd be a good week.

You know, that would be nice. We're trying to turn the summer of blood into a summer of love. We keep talking about it here in Bonoboville, but out there, I don't know, it's pretty crazy. That was nuts. It's warm inside, though, with my other exciting guests who are Madame Raven Ray. Thank you. Yeah. Looking very, very elegant in here. Okay, nobody clap for me.

You know? Nobody didn't do shit. They just stood there. The heels. It's the heels. I'm not wearing heels, but that was messed up. That's probably your problem. Thanks, Max. Yeah, but you're important. I introduced you first. I didn't get a clap. It's like, okay, moving right along, motherfucker. Who's in the heels? At least didn't get the clap. Oh, I haven't gotten that since

Husky. So now my other lovely guest here is Savannah Fire. She gets some applause also. And Savannah and Darryl share something in common. You both did a showtime show this week. Yeah, but hers sounded like more fun. Like, I just take my special. Her sounded like a lot more fun. Like. Well, yours is about comedy, but hers is about sex. I know. Hers is more fun. Yeah. Comedy's

good too. Okay, where's the last somebody, where's the last time somebody threw a beer bottle at you filming something about porn? Never. Okay, never. Thank you. Yours is more fun. Well, in the old days, they used to try to stick beer bottles up the porn stars, but I think that's not considered people do that. People do do that. Have you ever had a beer bottle up there? No, it's not safe. We don't

recommend it, but I actually had a boyfriend when I was like 16 that he ended up screwing his girl with a bottle after they were really drunk and literally had to go to the hospital because the suction had. Yeah, like that's a thing. Yes. Yes. Hospitals do report the beer bottle incident often. Yeah, it's a thing. And the gerbils. So yeah, so we're happy to have

you all here. This is exciting. You were here last week and Savannah was very much on fire so much that she had to put it out with holy water. She squirted. Really? Oh, yeah. And I'm here for Elvis. Well, that's coming. Savannah is also here. And of course, Madame Raven Ray, one of the emcees of Dom Con. And Abe is not here, but that's why we might

have a few little technical issues tonight. But Tammy Parrot is here. Look at that. Wow. Yeah, that's cool. And we also have the lovely Jackie Blue on camera tonight. Isn't that exciting? Yeah, I was happy to see that she was here, but I was kind of disappointed that she's working behind the camera. Well, you know, here she is. We can see her. Hi, Jackie. And we're, you know,

we're doing our thing tonight. We have some staff away because, you know, they heard Darryl was coming. So that's messed up. That is really foul. Now Darryl is not only a showtime comic, but he is the winner of the Dr. Susie dot TV award for most intoxicated. I still haven't got my trophy. Yeah. I never got my trophy for that. Here, you can pose with. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding

me? I finally get my trophy. Oh my God. I finally get my trophy. Get a picture. Yes, this is awesome. Yeah, he's got his trophy. Let's have a clap. You were waiting me to say that, weren't you? Yeah. Well, you know, it doubles as a dildo, and that's why the wings are a little fucked up. Oh, okay, cool. This is so awesome.

Oh, oh, you know what? This is going right. Huh? Well, you can't keep it. Who gives a damn? It's a trophy. Yeah. You have to buy your own. Yeah, you have to buy it. Buy what? My trophy? I got to buy my trophy now. Really? I don't get clapped for. Now I got to buy my trophy. What next? Welcome to LA. You know, I know basically.

Hollywood, baby. That's why I live in Vegas. That is true of some of the awards. I think the Emmys, you do have to. You have to buy them. Yeah. Well, I'd be Emmys. So if this special doesn't go. So far. Not yet. Yeah, you may have to pony up for your award. How do you do? I love it though.

It is so cool. I earned this, by the way. I earned this. Yeah. I earned it with drinking and passing out. And passing out and getting a great photograph of yourself passed out, which I believe Juxley took. Yeah, I think it was Jux. He took the winning photograph. Yes, and that's a joke. And that photograph made it all the way to Vegas.

Yes. The Harrison Vegas as a joke put that picture up when I was headlining there. Not a headshot. It has me passed out all over the Vegas strip. And I was like, thank you guys. Now, not like somebody was lying, but it was awesome. Like you don't see that normally. Like it was. You were sitting but with your head down.

Hurting. He was like trying to sit on his head. I don't know what I was trying to do. He just fallen asleep in his chair. Completely comfortable because it's Dr. Suzie. So I'm like, you know, that's good. Well, we try to make you comfortable. That's Bonoboville. And yeah, I'm depressed guys because of Nice. Because have you ever been to France?

Anybody been to Nice? I went to Nice. You did. Were you on the promenade? Hey guys, can you turn up the microphones a little bit for the ladies? Did you go to the beach? I did. That was different. Because it's rocks. It's rocks. Did you go to the nude beaches? No, I didn't get a chance. They have nude beaches. Well, topless.

They have a nude city actually. Yeah. I have a whole nude city. Did you know that? I didn't know that. Yeah. It was formed by the government after the Second World War as an experiment. And half the city is all naked. And the other half is dressed. But you can go to restaurants and the bank anywhere naked. And a cop dog. It's called.

Cop dog. Right, right, right. It's not exactly Nice. It's yeah. I won't be going there. My mom's the nudist. We might be. The French Riviera is really the, I mean, it's, it's the essence of culture and Joie de Viva meeting, you know, the beach, you know, and nature. It's just so awesome. And this terrible thing happened. And you know, they call it a marketing method,

terrorism. Terrorism is a marketing method. That's what was, it was called by that guy who killed all the Norwegians, the 77 Norwegians. He was a right wing terrorist. And he went on to this camp and killed 77 Norwegians, mostly children. It was kind of a liberal camp. And he, because the Norwegians are so liberal, he was not killed. And he, at his trial said, you know, I, I did this

act of terror as a marketing method. What is he selling? Well, what is ISIS selling? What are they all selling? They're selling hate. They're selling violence. They're, they're trying to get people terrorized. They're selling fear. That's what they're selling. And people are buying it. I'm pretty sure they said it was religion. I'm just saying. And religion, and religion, which is,

and religion based on fear, religion based on an angry God that strikes you dead, an angry God that wants you to kill others. It's, it's a marketing method. The irony of that is that the Bible says that God is a love entity. So it's actually like blasphemy for love entity to know how to hate. I'm just. Thank you, Sister Raven Ray. And that is true. That's what the Bible told me.

But they had their own Bible interpretation. And you know, the Bible, just to be fair, is full of stuff. I mean, there's a gazillion wars and lots of killing and, you know, so sacrificing and weirdness. But yeah, I mean, essentially love is, is the message that the good guys choose. So that's what we choose here in Bonoboville. We choose love. We choose sex.

We choose channeling your violent desires because we all have some violent desires, perhaps into BDSM. Very much so. BDS, you know, whack your slaves as long as it's consensual. Willing, willing, willing, willing, willing. And of course, we channel it into music. Music is a great weapon in our war against violence and hate. And, you know,

it's, it's not quite as easy as sex in a way. Well, maybe I mean, it's. And the war, everybody's involved in this war. Yeah, heroin out of Afghanistan. There's more heroin coming into this country now. They own 80% of the trade when it used to be Korea. Correct. Korea had really crappy heroin, by the way. And so now that everything made in Korea has a lot better. So

it's like going from like dirt weed to like amazing medical grade marijuana. So that's kind of a hand in it. And then the bankers, of course, the Queens bankers, the Bank of England is one of the biggest, you know, drug dealers in the world. It's the royal family of England. Okay. I knew they was in power a long time. We're like little peons, you know, pee on us. Hey,

cut us in on the profit or do something. Hey, peon people, you know, if it's consensual, no problem. Unless they're terrorists, I don't mind pissing on terrorists all day long. Oh, well, terrorists. All day. These terrorists, what can I say? I think we need to love them and stop them from hating. If you was loving them, like if they had got some loving,

then they wouldn't be terrorists. I think let's just look at this guy. This guy, this guy was obviously an asshole. This guy that ran the truck over the people. He was divorced. His wife left him because he beat her. Thank you. He beat her and he felt depressed. Thank you. And he didn't have a social net, I guess, to fall into that would help him. He had a social net that

radicalized him. Well, I think what's radicalizing a lot of these people is they all they have to do is watch the news at night and they see how to get famous. Yeah, it's a marketing method for themselves for depressed people when they think, who am I? I'm a nobody. Why don't I go just, you know, rent a lorry and run a bunch of people over and then everyone will know who I am.

That's insanity. Yeah, that's insanity. That's the kind of world we live in. That's what we say. Famous, not always cracked up to be. Mr. Famous. That's right. No, you do have a showtime special. Yes, you get if you're famous, you get bottles thrown at you and tomatoes and all kinds of tomatoes. I've upgraded, but I'm just like, man, like, honestly, when is when is somebody

when does somebody had sex, got up and say, you know what, I feel like running people over like, no, never like that's never happened. They're not they're usually abandoned by their wives or well, there's a case in which of course, the guy that shot up Orlando, he was married. And he was gay. But yes, I called that I called that when it first happened. I'm like, that's

not terrorism. That's a gay dude that got left. Right. Because know how I know, know how I knew it. When you shoot the DJ, that means they're heartbroken because most people just shoot up at anybody, but they don't shoot the DJ. Because what happens is he was so mad, he was like, that DJ played the song and I fell in love too. So he just shot him too. Now that's when I was

like, this dude's gay, and he's heartbroken. That's true. Except now, all these heartbroken people, whether they're gay or their, you know, wife beaters or both, then they have something they can attach themselves to what a hate movement. I mean, there's the Islamist hate movement. There's also the white supremacy hate movement. There's various hate movements. There's the

Trump hate movement. There's the Trump hate movement. You can attach yourself to one of these and then you become like a soldier. It's pretty insane. It's quite a recruitment method and it's quite a marketing method. And I have to say, they got something going on there, but we got to counter it with a better marketing method. Yeah. If we want to live. Sex not the best

marketing method. Well, it is. That's right. It is. It is. Sex sells. We all want it. It's as powerful as violence. It's just denigrated and censored and put down and let's just look at this. The news will show over and over again, people being killed, people being run over, people being shot, but will they show Savannah squirting? No, no, they will not. Now, if people

could look at Savannah squirting, maybe they wouldn't want to pick up the gun. Maybe they'd love to imitate. Is her mic on? I don't know. Hey, guys, back there. Hello. Fun fact. Actually, kids will watch 35,000 violent crimes on TV before they watch 10 different love scenes. All right. So why do we wonder why people are running people over?

Bad in, bad out. That's kids or sponges. And so if they grow up in that environment and surround themselves with that because they're not taught anything else, and they are growing up in that environment, we are in that environment. There's something else. Mr. Bush, okay, that little guy from Texas, no offense Elvis, the guy from Texas,

he wanted to poke around and he went and poked the bees nest. Okay. And then all the bees flew out. Okay. It's true. And we have a disaster in Europe because millions of people are fleeing the wars. And the war machine, everybody is selling guns to everybody else. They're all shooting each other and bombing each other. Oh, it makes me feel so nervous. I need pretty girls on the bed.

This is what a generation of children in this country have grown up with. If you don't agree with each other, you shoot each other. Right. But by the way, what I liked a lot in Texas, the open carry gun guys. Amazing. As soon as the shooting started, they ran, they ran. And the cops were running after

them because they thought they were the shooters. Texas is Texas. Texas is Texas. Texas is Texas. But hey, Raven, why do you like Texas? I absolutely love Texas. I feel like a lot of the big boys are in Texas. The big boys. The big, I don't know, the heavy hitters. The big guys.

They're a little bit more emotionally mature, I found. Yeah. I thought you meant like big boys. Well, that's not going to lie. Everything's bigger in Texas. Thank God. Why do you think I'm always going back to Texas? Did I say that I lived in Texas, by the way? Just throwing it out.

Yeah. Just throwing it out there. He's from Texas. No, I go back to Dallas probably once a month. Really? Yeah, for like last year. I love it. I've done Austin and I love Austin, but their expansion sucks and there's no expansion. Did you do Frank?

Can I come with you? Well, we're not going to blame Texas. Those are white names. Dallas, Austin. Oh, I did it now. Oh, okay. That's what he was saying. I love San Antonio. I just caught it. Dallas is a white name. Austin is a white name.

And he's like, did you do Austin? Oh, nice, Max. Hey, if Debbie did Dallas, the two of us can do Houston, Dallas, and various other little cities. Houston's another name. Wow. I got the same Jadia. I don't know if it's a city name, Jadia.

Jadia? Jadia. Yes. Jadia. I thought there's a radio station, Al Jazeera. No, that's a TV station. Al Jazeera. I wouldn't name my daughter Al Jazeera. Well, it's close. Jadia. Good God. Al Jazeera. They're a good station. They're not into terrorism.

All I know is this. If she wants to get a job, I'm not naming her Al Jazeera. They'll just look at the application and keep moving. Like, no, that's all right. Moving right along. All right, brothers and sisters, we are going to move along with our own marketing methods. We're done with the news and next. Love and sex and music from Texas.

So, we are excited to have the return of Smokey Binion, Elvis Tribute Artist. Elvis Presley, Mr. Binion. That's Smokey Binion Jr. Mr. Binion, get away from the girls and get over here. They're looking for you. Elvis Presley Tribute Artist as well as Hank Williams.

Okay, fire up the music. Fire up the music. Fire up that Elvis. Yeah, obviously. Elvis is in the building. Elvis. Here he is. Smokey Binion Jr. on the Dr. Susan from Bonoboville, L-A-S. Okay. And you've got to get a microphone. There's a microphone right here. He's got one. You can barely hear that music.

He's got a wireless microphone. Pump it up. Pump it up. All over the place. ...

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... Elvis. Elvis in the Nobleville. Ow!

Ow! Ow! ... ...

... ... Elvis! On your knees Elvis.

Yeah. How did we get up and do this? Perky sounds. Perky at the back.

What if I want to? Get fresh that Elvis. Fresh Elvis. Get a class.

Doesn't get it Chris. Step down. No, no. He loves Daryl too.

How did I know Elvis wasn't going to kiss a black man's head? Just a wild guess. Thank you brother. Johnny B.

Ow! Oh From a mile around here you play your music when the sun goes down Johnny you are so good dr. Susie we have one camera one that's running out of pace

Oh So I think we have to take a break Is that right is that what you're saying right now? One minute all right

That's surge that volume I just can't help it Show us Yes, stop the violence, stop the hate, give it up to love, and don't come yet, and don't go away, we'll be right back!

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Thank you. I think we have orgasm, Houston. Let's have a hand. We have lift off.

We have lift off. Dang it. Stop. Okay, come on.

Ava ejection. We. We. Okay, we're going to go.

We're going to go. Hi, Sister Penny. Testify that you masturbate. Testify.

And you are not ashamed. How was it? What's your report? My vagina is so tingly right now.

It feels like pop rock. I'm just going to take this home. I'm going to take it. I think it's bigger than your little body.

That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen. Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready. I'm.

Just one. I do think I'm going to leave the husband. Where's the husband? He got the simian.

You don't need the husband. Don't let him fall over. Hey, darling girl. I love you.

I love you. That's my girl. We're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web. Here we are.

Back. Yes. And this is the Dr. Susie blog show broadcasting live from the Nobel Prize winner, and over here, Savanna Meyers and Daryl.

Really? Daryl. Really? And Daryl.

And we have Daryl. Right. And we have Smokey Binyin. Now Smokey, you need a microphone.

Let's find one. And hopefully that one works. That's the one that I have. Did we do it?

No. Tested? Okay. We can share for now.

That's cool. Come here. Put down. I got you.

That's really nice of you. I got this. She can be tough. She can be tough.

She's a mistress. I watched her give E.Core a birthday spanking. How you feeling over there, partner? I think he's doing the helicopter.

It was good. I don't know what we're in for tonight, but I do think it's time. It's time for the bar to settle down

and for us to begin. Bonoboville Communion. I know it's coming. You know what's coming?

What's coming? I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.

You said it in a running way. What's coming? What's coming? I'm coming.

That's coming. Turn down those speakers in here. Turn them down. He's trying to sell me on his chest.

Tell you. I think he needs to tell me again. Why is it when I come to your show? My idea is that Elvis should take me in.

You want to sell your chest? from somebody's feet. Why is it I come to your show and the only nipples I see are Elvis's?

It's me. That's you. It's me. That must be you.

It's me. Because I ain't bashful. And you wonder why I drink so much. This is why.

OK. All right. Last week, she was squirting out candles and I get to see Elvis's nipples.

The eyes that I would be here on the night of an Elvis impersonator is like a million to one. And it's me. That's right.

No nipples. There's no squirting. A word goes to you. No nipples, no squirting, no sitting.

So we will now have Elvis take food. It's great to have you here, by the way. Kiss my ass, Master. I believe Elvis is not drinking one of these.

I need a good stiff glass of water. OK. Stiff glass of water. Careful with that holy water.

Stiff glass of water. I heard you had some holy water. I did. It's kind of a bum if you don't get to drink that holy water.

Yeah, get some holy water. Well, the night is young. Don't rub it in, dear. You're just rubbing it in your mouth.

Holy water. You like that. I've been a dumb cuckoo. I'm a sadist.

I see that. No holy water for you, Darrell. So this is water. And you are going to take your Bonoboville Communion

from these lovely, dominant feet. Oh, look at this pedicure. Oh, look at those feet. It's a French red pedicure.

In honor of France, yes. Vive la France. Liberté, egalité, fraternité. And you got the blue and the red and the white.

I did it this time. You did. You totally did it. Totally did it.

Right. Right. Last time we had to get you a red, white, and blue veil. Terrible.

Oh, look at all those little girls. There's five little girls there. They all live in the shoe. Elvis.

Right about there. There are neighbors of five other girls, and they live in the other shoe. Yeah, right about there.

That's good. And they wore a card. OK. I mean, I'm telling you.

And now the salt. All there. Oh, good tequila. Oh, nice.

Soft toned. It has soft toned. Oh, this. Sweet tequila.

Sweet tequila. And now. Oh, I want to try that. I love it.

Drink it. Drink it all down. Thank you. Yeah.

I think you should drip it off my feet, though. Hold on. Hold on. See that heel?

Why don't you lay down for a second? I'm going to get creative here. Can I do that? Yeah, yeah.

I think so. Oh, she would love that very much. He just said thank you very much. No, I just need you to lay down.

Just like Elvis. Just lie down, Elvis. Don't worry about it. Thank you very much.

I just need you to lay down. Make yourself at home. You're good. Make yourself at home.

OK. Elvis is on the carpet. On the carpet. Elvis is on the carpet.

I just want this bitch underfoot. OK. Here he goes. He's on the carpet.

He's on the way down. There he is. Uh-oh. Something's going to happen to Elvis.

Open your mouth. Oh. Elvis. Elvis is getting.

Elvis is getting. He's holy water. A heel full. You know, I've done a lot of drugs.

I drank a lot. And even in my wildest dreams, I've never seen this. Well, we'd like to give you a new experience. Welcome to my Saturday.

Wow. This is awesome. Yeah. That's the way to drink a glass of water.

That is awesome. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. And Elvis is thirsty.

It's hot part. I guess he is. Yeah. He's getting to himself a mouthful of food.

Who thought you got damn much? Thirsty? I'm thirsty, but you know what? I drink Gatorade.

It's not potassium. It's a good thing. You could drink Gatorade off a foot now. To be honest, if she put vodka on her foot, I might do it.

Is that a challenge? No, it's not a challenge. That's too easy. That was a joke.

I know you're a dominant. He's a community. Why would I say that? Knowing full well that you'll get a bottle of absolute.

And I'll be looking like a pure idiot drinking fucking. And then the picture comes back on. I'm on a Las Vegas strip. With my foot in your mouth.

Hey, guess who's playing tonight? It's the brother that drinks vodka off a feet. Come see him. With a picture they took.

You'd have a lot of people show up. I'm just saying. To drink vodka out of it. To champagne out of a shoe.

Why not drink vodka off a foot? I actually know what's funny. It actually got me more people to come. Oh, yeah.

Probably get me more people to come to my shows. That's right. Because they're like, this dude's a freak. Cool.

People like that. People like to feel superior. No, that's not superior. That's just freedom.

It's just a certain freedom when it's like, I'm drinking vodka out of a bitch's feet and I'll give a damn. Kiss my ass.

That's a freedom most of us don't have. And that's what you were saying earlier about sexuality and freedom. That's what my new special is about.

It's called my normal. There you go. Because my normal isn't regular people's normal. It's like.

But it probably is. Inside. Right. But they want to hide it.

It's like, look. I'm curious what your normal is. My normal is. What's your normal?

From the reality show for me. So my normal is. They being showed. No.

This is vice TV. My normal is going to a strip club with a friend of mine. Hey, Alexis. And we're doing cocaine.

And I'm like, Alexis, people can't see me doing coke right on the table at a strip club. She's like, I got this. So she starts booty clapping.

So that takes all the attention from me. So I can do my cocaine. And that was my. That was my Tuesday.

All right. So it's not like. Now, Elvis, that is Smokey Benion Jr. who has his mouth full.

Told me that the original meaning of 2D fruity. Hey, Rudy is 2D fruity. Good booty. They couldn't say booty back then.

They couldn't say booty. Not on regular radio. They had to change it. 2D fruity.

Good booty. 2D fruity. Good booty. Is the original.

That is so cool. I think I'm going to post that tonight on Twitter. 2D fruity. Good booty.

2D fruity. The song actually makes sense now. Yeah, it does. It sounds so much better.

Why are they saying, hey, Rudy? I mean, you know. For the longest time, that song made no sense. Right.

Think about it. Where did Rudy come from? I always wondered like. 2D fruity.

Good booty. 2D fruity. Bastard. 2D fruity.

Good booty. How many of us guys haven't screamed like that when you got some good booty? Like, woo. Thank you.

All of that. So now the song makes sense. 2D fruity. Good booty.

Woo. Yeah. Every guy, Max. Hey, Max.

Hey, Max. With the last time. You screamed like that. Actually, it was just the other night.

Thank you. Now this song makes perfect sense. It was nice. I was screaming.

She was screaming. She was screaming louder than I was screaming. I am like, who is Rudy? And why are you putting 2D fruity on her?

Like, that's kind of creepy. And then, once the Cosby Show came out, the song got real creepy. Like, what are you doing to Rudy? She's the youngest daughter.

Like, you need to stop that, whatever it is. Yeah, stop that. All right. Let's go back to adults.

I said Icar actually doesn't really know right words. I said I think you should use the right words. What is going on there still? Elvis is still stuck on the carpet.

Elvis is on the carpet. He's on the green carpet. He's not on the red carpet. He's on the green carpet.

Layed out. Elvis is enjoying himself. I don't like it sloppy wet, so he's making sure he doesn't miss anything. What a guy.

What a man. I knew he was alive. He showed up tonight. Yeah, how about two feet?

Oh, that would require me to take my shoe off here. You do that. Oh, he can do that. Maybe.

Maybe not. No, there's a zipper. Hey, you better watch out. Elvis, her foot is going to get wrinkled.

After all that licking, it is going to wrinkle on it. But I bet you would like to take it. And I'm next. Perhaps from the lovely Savannah.

Oh, if Savannah would love me, I would love the heart. I would love to do that. He doesn't necessarily have to let go of your foot. I wasn't necessarily going to stop.

How about, since he's only seeing male nipples, how about from the boobs? How about some female nipples? I love you.

That would be amazing. Do you know how much I love you, dear? I have some idea. Yes, I love you so much.

I love your show, too. Thank you, dear. And here she goes, Savannah. I like that part.

It's a pretty bro. And her beautiful natural titties. I love natural titties. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you for being amazing. And do you want Ron Jeremy down your throat or Agua Coco leave the curve?

Oh, man. I don't know if Ron Jeremy will ever be down my throat. I'm going to have to go with the other. I actually just hung out with Ron Jeremy.

We just hung out in Chicago. Since I am kind of stuck, maybe Jake could come over and pour, pour, pour, pour. Actually, we didn't really hang out.

He was passed out most of the time in the party bus. Oh, there he goes. Jake. There's all kinds of papers here.

Oh, by the way, I just want to say. We won our lawsuit against PayPal. Did we? We won our lawsuit against PayPal.

Yay. Yay. Yay. I am just very happy.

Does my PayPal get reinstated? Ron, I know about your lawsuit. I was in the past. PayPal keeps their customers money often unlawfully

and they kept Bonoboville funds unlawfully and the judge just forced them to return the money and pay a little extra for the trouble. Damn right.

Not as much as you wanted. But still. But still, something. And it was very nice and it was really nice

to see PayPal. It was weird. I went through some shit with PayPal last year. Somebody stole my PayPal and was using it on Uber

and I was in Europe. I'm like, bruh, I can't catch an Uber from Compton to Hollywood when I'm in fucking England. And I had to go to some shows three months.

Three months. I beat them too, but not as much as you beat them for it. I'm sure. I beat them.

Give it to them. Give it to them. All right. High five.

Give it to them. That's a big damn deal. It is a big deal. It is a big damn deal.

I fucking hate PayPal. I'll explain it if you want to know how you too can beat PayPal at their game. But even if they're keeping your money.

If they're keeping your money. I got my money back. And they won't give it to you. I got my money back.

I mean, first you have to try the regular way, ask me. It doesn't work. But, you know, if it doesn't work, you take them to small claims court.

But know what? People need to know to fight. Stop giving up. Be a grown up.

Suck it up and fight because you win. Not with guns. No. Not with violence.

With love and lawsuits. Don't always bend over and wrap your ankle so easy, please. With love. And when you know you're right, you're going to win.

That does not take violence. These companies bank on you giving up and being frustrated. Oh, they do. And walking away.

That's what they bank on. You're right. That's why they have the big buildings. Because so many people have just given up and walked away.

So I am so proud of you, Doc. For real. I'm proud of Captain Max because he's the one, of course. What happened?

I was taking my bladder. PayPal. PayPal. I would just say PayPal.

Oh, PayPal. We sued him. We won. I'm organizing 300, 400, 500 lawsuits all over the country

with these little court judges in little cities. And they can't defend themselves. They shut my PayPal down over $10. Somebody put a note in one of a clip of them getting a jerk-off

instruction clip with a sandal and getting beat over the butt with a sandal or some shit. And they gave me $10 and I rejected it. And I was like, you've got to be kidding.

And they shut me down. And I was like, no, you've got to be kidding. No, no, you've got to be kidding. And then they shut my boyfriend at the time.

His PayPal down. Like everybody that was associated was shut down. At the end of the day, just keep fighting because that PayPal will come on, that PayPal will come on.

Oh, no. I have square cash now. I'm good. And they have new challenges.

You know, there's sort of old technology. And now you can pay with your phone. You can pay with your finger. You can pay with your dick.

You can pay with your nose. You can pay by just looking. How about with your foot? You can't pay me in kisses.

Where do you pay with dick at, Max? With what? Where do you pay with dick at? Where do you pay with dick at?

I think that's in Vegas. I need change for a hundred. Where do I play with my? Where do you pay with dick at?

Where do you pay with dick at? Where do you pay with dick at? Yeah, because I need change for a hundred. Yeah, I don't think the exchanger is the same.

Okay, we're going to have the Nobleville Communion now. Okay, yeah. I'm like, I'm just staring at her. I'm not complaining.

I'm talking shit in a while. While I talked about suing PayPal, I just thought that would be... Yeah, you gotta show them how normal this is.

It's all normal. Actually. Right? It's normal, right? Licking a nipple.

What could be abnormal? Cows lick nipples. People lick nipples. You know, these are nipples.

I got nipples. Elvis is so happy. No, he's so happy. And so does Savannah fire.

I almost feel like scratching his belly. Savannah is just like, okay. Oh, good boy. Good boy, good boy, good boy.

He's so happy. So now, you are going to get your salt. First, you lick the nipple. All right, and Elvis is now getting up from the green carpet

and composing himself. A little OCD. Can I look over them evenly? Yes, yes. Absolutely. That works for me.

Let me take the mic so it's not in front of your beautiful nipples. And I'll hold it here. And then lick. Ooh.

Take your time. Oh, we're not in a hurry. Just take your time. Just lick.

Nice and wet. Beautiful. Little bit of lipstick there. What is this?

This is what? This is not mine. Who's this? This is mine.

There we go. I might need your time. Hercules, Hercules. And now she licks the salt.

Beautiful lips around luscious nipples. Madame Raven Ray and Savannah fire live. On Dr. Suzy TV. Whoa.

And those are very hard nipples. They're very hard now. How did she do? You did good.

Okay. And what did I do with the... There it is. We got all about that.

I was excited. I know. I'm glad. I just don't like salt that much.

Okay, so lay back against her boobs. Oh, yes. Oh, Jesus. You need help or anything?

Can I do something? Well, you're supposed to lay your head back. Wait, wait, wait. You lay your head back against her.

This is going to get messy. Right. Yeah, what are you doing? What are we doing here?

We're doing 2D 3D good booby now. Okay. Hopefully this gets messy. Ooh.

Wow. A little more. Very good. Yay.

You are great, Madame. You are a great woman. And the beautiful one also. Great.

Her nails feel so nice. And very smart. I do have life nails. Wow.

Oh, look at those nails. What do you think about that, Darrell? Huh? What do you think, guys?

Stop fucking up the view, Max. Uh-huh. Stop fucking up the view, Max. You're ruining the moment, man.

Too many questions. Hey, I sat through 25 minutes of Elvis for this. Shut the fuck up, all right? Are you going to be going for this one?

You're awesome, man. I was over here dancing. I don't know if I'll end up here. That's in Florida, isn't it?

Yeah, it's in Florida. I don't know. Well, if you're at fetish con, I would love to shoot with you. That would be awesome.

All right. Another marriage in fetish production. Made on Dr. Susan Block. Maybe we can do some titty worship.

What are we shooting? What happens? Well, they're going to do some clips together. What are they going to do?

Well, would you like to take communion somehow? Could I? Yes, she would. And we have Dr. Susie, we have 15 minutes.

Okay, I think we have enough time for a five-minute communion. We can do that. Yes, we do. I'll be here at the bar drinking.

We do. No run. No one had mercy. She has kind of a, what do you have?

What are you pointing to here? What do you want her to take it? I don't know. I was thinking of you, Ray.

That's ticklish for me. I like that. That's your ass. That's your ass.

Give it over and just give up your ass. Oh, yeah. You know what? I remember Dr. Susie's coaching.

This guy. Okay. So I think maybe you can... Dr. Susie just won coach of the year.

Yeah. Right. Okay. I just try to be organic about it, you know.

And now, here we go. Now, Madame Raven Ray is... Should I stand? You want to stand?

I guess you could. Would that be easier? Yeah. It's good.

Okay. So wait, where's... I'm moving. You got a good view here.

Can you sort of tie this up around here? Hold the mic and you just tie that. I have a good view. Oh, Jesus.

Oh, wow. Oh, look at this. She showed mercy. Lord have mercy.

This is Madame Raven Ray. Tying herself up. She's such a good bondage mistress. The ever-precious and beautiful.

Even tie herself up. Ladies, learn something from Madame Raven Ray. But... The ever-precious and beautiful Raven Ray.

Yes. Okay. So... Lord have mercy.

Now, you bit the surface. If it stops moving, that is. And now, we just apply... Oops, that salt is falling right off.

There we go. Salt off the booty. Salt off the booty. Tooty fruity good booty.

Now, I know what that was talking about. We are getting some good booty. Savannah Fire is licking up that tooty fruity good booty. Ain't you glad I told you that?

And over here and over there. Oh, yeah. And this is the spot. Now, and she's OCD.

She needs to have the other side licked. Could you lick the other side? Since you're at it. Yeah.

How kind. I'm going to use that excuse. You like that? The OCD.

You got to do both sides. Could you lick the other ball? Because you can't just lick one ball. Yeah, you can't leave that shit on you then.

It'll hang different. Good excuse. You learned things on this show. That's why I come back, dear.

OCD. Let's hear it for Savannah Fire. Hold up, hold up, hold up. It ain't over.

Oh, boy. How is she gonna do it off my ass? Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, Lord have mercy.

You want to lean back against your ass now. Oh, this is awesome. This is awesome. But I pour it down there now.

You think I carry coins? There's no coin. No, no. They don't make a hundred dollar coin.

More? Yeah. Oh, goodness. All of it, all of it, all of it.

It's turning out a lot better than I thought it would be. Oh, Lord. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Savannah.

Yeah, spill it all over yourself, Darryl. It's good. Who the fuck poured me a drink all the way up to the top? I'm not ashamed of coming in my pants.

You know, people only give me a half a cup for a reason. That's why. They make me drink it like in the kitchen at their house. Okay.

That was awesome. Thank you, Savannah. Yes, no, that was amazing. Thank you.

Thank you, Savannah. Thank you, madam. Oh, no. Pleasure's mine.

We give a microphone back to somebody here. Pleasure's all mine. We give a microphone back to somebody. This is what I would say.

For all of y'all thinking about doing something stupid and making Dr. Suzy sad, just look at this episode of the Dr. Suzy show. You had Elvis.

You had Titty with liquor on it. Bruh, nobody can watch this and be pissed off anymore. No, no, no. You have foot worship?

This is the marketing method. Thank you. Pick up a marketing method that works. Spend your time watching Bonobo Battle.

And the Bonobo way is to make love not war. That's all there is to it. And, you know, there's different ways to do that. You know, you can do the titty licking.

You can do the ass licking. Thank you. You know, the foot licking. I mean, there's lots of different ways to do it.

I'm licked ass a lot of times. Oh, real ass licking. Ikkor wants to teach you ass licking. I'm licked ass a lot of times,

and I've never wanted to run anybody over. You just met the tutor. This was not ass hole licking, if that's what you knew. Well, I've done that, too, but still.

Yeah, this was just ass. Not ass hole. Wait. Could you?

But I would really appreciate that. Could you put my shoes back on for me? Yeah, I'll let you know. Uh-oh.

That would just be great. Where's Elvis going? Oh, Elvis is going back for seconds. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.

You just took a little break, Darrell. Wow. Here's Cinderella. He took that multiple meanings out there.

He hadn't sucked feet and legs. Except it's shrimp scampi right there. He was hungry. Oh, yeah, on bended knee.

Now I know how the prince felt whenever he put the shoe on Cinderella. I don't remember licking toes in the cartoon. Shut up!

Shut up! That would have been a much better... You know that Prince Charming had a foot fetish? That would have been a much better cartoon.

We need to make a porno version. Dude, I'm down! Thank you. See?

I'll just give ideas. There's an epic clip coming, guys. I'll let you know. I give ideas.

Are you an idea? I ain't gonna say nothing. But where are you going to get... Hold on, still get it on.

Seven little people to lick your feet, too. You'd be surprised. Snow White. Snow White.

That's easy. Oh, yeah. Cinderella. You know what?

That could be a Cosby fetish thing. That's easy. Oh, see. There we go.

She's sleeping. That's... That is true. That is true.

That's crazy. I'll have some Quailoos right before. It'll be fun. It's like, hey.

Snow White. It's like, hey, she's sleeping beauty. Like, how is Bill Cosby's version of Sleeping Beauty where she don't wake up?

I can control it. Like, oh no. She does wake up eventually to get out of the hotel room. Oh, that's cool.

To run. Oh, where's the other shoe? I wasn't paying attention. I'm really stoned and drunk.

Cinderella, with the... I don't know if it's really like Cinderella. Yeah, where's the other shoe? We lost the shoe.

We lost the shoe. We have to go through the queen den. We have to go. This is kind of funny.

Six minutes. This is cool though. We lost the shoe in six minutes. We lost the shoe.

That's a pretty expensive shoe. I'd like to find it. I did lose the shoe. It is a very special shoe.

Then you got to try it on Savannah first and be like, no girl, your feet too big. Savannah, what's a shoe are you? I'm an eight.

My feet look petite. They're a seven narrow. So they fit really well on a face. They're super narrow.

They fit really well on a face. I've never heard a foot just described like that. I like that. They fit really well on a face.

That's a trick of the trade. Yes, please. Elvis, just finish your job. Elvis would still be down there had y'all not fucking

messed up his bruise. Why are you going to move? Why are you going to move? Elvis should get a job.

No reason would you have, except maybe he can't go to Cinderella. All right, so we've only got a few more minutes. Yeah, you've got. Did you want to speak?

Oh, yeah. No, I've been speaking tonight, actually. Yes, yes, I've been speaking quite a bit. By the way, I'm not looking anywhere near the camera

right now. Jesus, age question. Like, wow, sweetie. Aren't her titties amazing?

Yes. They taste quite amazing, too. You know what? What tastes good?

What's she saying? I'll kiss it, but I'll kiss it. I've been a dumb cunt. Oh, yeah, they're delicious.

Could I ask you to do a striptease? Striptease. Of course, I'm not wearing a dress today. I know, and jeans is kind of hot, too.

Can you like the whole, like, pull it down just under your butt a little bit? Striptease, I've never done it in jeans. Yeah, well, that's good.

Susan, you've got six minutes. I know, you've got to do it in two minutes. OK, that's kind of hot, though. Six minutes, kind of hot.

Can you move that napkin? She's got a great figure. Oh, I'm sorry. Boy, that was close.

I thought she was going to ask. Can we get a verse of music? Yeah, music. Can we have some music?

I don't know, I think we have to sing. I'm really bad at, like, I think, oh, this music. Unse, I can't unse.

Unse, unse. Unse, unse. Unse, unse. Oh, yeah.

That's quite all right. That means get to the point. Now, this is an amazing view. Oh, beautiful, huh?

What I like about going to Orlando. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Wow. You know what, some things make it all worth it.

Perfect. Well, you got to take your heels off before you take the shoes off. Wow.

It's always fun to watch girls struggle to get their pants off at the bottom. But you did really well with that, by the way. Oh, and look at that.

Just such a beautiful figure. Perfect, perfect. Wow. Kirby, the slim, the pony.

There's nothing dirty about it. Totally slim and Kirby. Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

I'll tell you one thing, I wouldn't bring her home to my brother. Yeah, good feet too, I'm not gonna lie, her feet are adorable. Nice little red pedicure. I think you should turn around to show the beauty for these titties.

They're so beautiful. She's like our fire. And twerking? Oh yeah, twerking baby, twerking.

Yeah, twerking baby. Twerking. Yes. Yes, working in some great worlds.

This is why the terrorists can't win, people. Alright, let's hear it for Savannah Files. Thank you Savannah. I didn't know if the whole like you have to sit in your hands rule applied or not.

I didn't either, I just leave it as it was. Okay, so we've had such a fantastic show tonight. I'm here now from sex to comedy to rock and roll. So I want to thank, let's see, Madame Raven Ray.

Thank you. Yes, she is the madam of the room here. And then MC at Dom Con and just, you know, no slaves were brought with her tonight, but she seems to have picked one up.

I would volunteer for that though. At Savannah. Yay Savannah, thank you. She's so hot.

I hope she goes to fetish con so I can shoot with her. She is so fine. She likes all of our fires. And lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely.

And I want to thank Darryl here. Darryl, yeah. We haven't seen you in so long. I know, bro.

Oh, can I, can I give a shout out? Yeah. Check out my reality show in September on Vice Land TV. Comedy special coming out.

My normal is coming out on Showtime in January. Doc, I love you. Thank you for the titty thing because you didn't have to do that, but that's just us.

No, I did it for me. I did it for me. You know what? You don't have to be selfish.

This was a moment we had, sweetheart. We had a moment. We had a moment. And you were just like, I did it for me.

Yeah. He's not Frank Sinatra. He's Elvis. That's my way.

That's good. He's got four minutes. It's good when the woman enjoys herself. Yes, it is.

Much better. I, I didn't do much tonight, but thank you, Ecore, for just being here. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. He did me a favor. High five. Hey, hey.

He did you a favor. And I think that Jake did you a favor. So we got favors all around, right? I need a favor.

That's fine. Hey. What do you need? Shut up, Max.

And I want to thank Smokey. Yeah. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you very much.

It was a pleasure being here. Thank you. And it was a pleasure meeting Savannah. You are so beautiful.

Thank you. Honest truth. Honest truth. And so is Raven.

Yeah. You're just surrounded by beauty. I've been keeping my hands to myself. That's why I'm in between.

And Max, of course. I'm a little sad that I'm the only naked girl, though. I was hoping to see Raven. No, don't worry about it, Savannah.

It's because I'm here. Normally it would be 10 or 11. But isn't two better than one? Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Raven is coming out with the Tooties Booty Goods Booty and... Woo! Woo!

Wow. Oh, no. We're going to hang out. Okay.

We need to pay for our pantolier. Panty boy. Yeah. Well, can we see the cookies?

Yeah. Look at this pretty cookie. I know. They both have tiny brushes.

Oh, my God. That's adorable. Beautiful. Like little.

Oh, my God. That looks like when you first get a puppy, and you would just hug it the whole time. It is so cute.

I love it. I love it. That's here for... I have a cute pussy.

Thank you. Beautiful pussy that are, like, very natural and lovely. I'm so glad to bring you girls together. And yes, Smokey, thank you, everybody, thank you

for bringing sex and comedy and music to all of us. You know, this is our marketing method. That's right.

That's right. You got your terror, and I don't know. I don't know how you stop it. You know, somebody driving a truck or shooting a gun.

I mean, you just have to keep the pleasure flowing. I can tell you how to stop it. Because my pen loves flowing. Savannah, could you stand up one time

and turn around? That's how you stop terrorism. Well, that's what I'm saying. Yes.

You got it down. This is going to stop somebody. Do any of you guys feel like doing anything violent right now? Right.

And, Darrell, you know, the truth is... Get a free thing. But that's consensual, though. That would be consensual, so that's okay.

You can't be killing while you're coming. It just can't be killing while you're coming. There's too many things going on. Didn't Bill Clinton get ahead?

And there wasn't any wars? No. I think he's got a flavored cigar or something. Could I get some now?

Oh, my God. He might be back in it. You know, if Hillary wins... Make love, not war.

If Hillary wins, it'll be the first time in history that there will have been two presidents who slept together. Isn't that funny? It's the first time in history that you know about.

Do you know about that? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Do we know that for sure?

I think Garfield was kind of... How do we know that? How do we know that Bush didn't sleep with his father? Garfield and we don't know how FDR wound up

in that wheelchair, bruh. Right. You know what I mean? Lake Cramp.

Lake Cramp. Yeah, that's what he was saying, but you don't know. When somebody knocked that booty out and he was just like, I need a wheelchair.

Yeah. See, that's all we know. Because Hoover had a Hoover on him. Thank you.

That's what I'm saying. You don't know. You don't know. All right.

Well, it is time to wind it up. So, Max? Yes. Any farewell?

So I just wave the French flag and I wave all the flags of freedom. But freedom has to be defined in many different ways. We are, in fact, only democracy in the world that only has a two-party system. That is not a democracy.

And we have to stop the killing and we have to bring our police under control because every cop that kills, he kills in our name. And that we can't allow, not as a civilized nation. Stop the killing.

Fuck for freedom. You know? Freedom. Do you know that the Republican Party, by the way, put porn addiction on their platform

as a, just like a plague that must be gotten rid of with all the problems in the world and in America, they made porn addiction like number one problem. Not starving babies. Yeah.

Right? I'm just asking. So. No.

No, they don't care. They don't matter. There's some crazy shit going on. Fuck for freedom.

But we're here for the bonobo way and we're here for love and beauty. And thank you, Jackie, also. Jackie Blue, who's been shooting tonight. Yes.

Thank you, Jackie. I missed your face. And Winston has also been shooting tonight. Thank Winston.

You got me, right? I can't say I missed your face. And I'm not going to thank everybody in the room, but I do appreciate you all. And everybody out of the room, if you're out there listening or watching,

you know, just freeze frame on Savannah's booty. If you feel like doing anything violent and just watch it and look at it and jack off to it, whatever, make love to it. Put Pokemon down and screenshot her ass.

Pokemon encourages violence, really. Or jumping off cliffs. So we love you, niece. And we love you all.

So make love. Not war. Make like bonobos, not baboons. Right?

Don't run people. We are one. We are one. We are only one.

We are one. We have to help each other. Yes, we are one with all these fucking asshole murderers. So we got to somehow help them out, show them some booty, you know,

send them some worn panties for them to inhale so that they can, they will feel less violent. Right? It smells good.

They love lingerie, by the way. Right, right. ISIS loves lingerie. We should send them some.

Hey, let's do that. Let's do that. We got it. We got it.

We got it for eating the enemy. With the love. That's right. And the music and the comedy and the sex.

So make like bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Fuck for peace.

Even if that someone is you. I love you. Fuck for peace. Fuck for peace.

Fuck for peace. Last week we had squirting for peace. Hey, we're the warriors, man. We changed the world.

Oh, yeah. All right. Oh, yeah. It's easy, huh?

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