It’s The SUZYS! The DrSusanBlock.Tv Awards 2015: And The Winners Are…

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all you children of sex, and yes, we are all children of sex, with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Amen. And can I hear an amen?

Hey, women! I want to welcome you to the fourth annual Susie, Dr. Susan Block.TV Awards for 2015. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters, this is our award. Awards, well, you know, it's like partner, partner's plural singular, it's sort of singular,

but it serves for a lot of people, this wonderful award here. And we've been doing this for, gosh, four years. This is our fourth year of giving out awards during the show between the holidays, because, you know, it's kind of one of those shows where you never know what's going to happen.

People are going crazy, they're going off with their families, they're breaking up with their lovers. They're sort of, it's not business as usual. So we kind of came up with this idea to look back, you know, it's not exactly original. A lot of people look back in their various media on all the people that they find memorable.

So for us, let's see. Yes, this award, the Dr. Susan Block.TV Award, honors show guests who charm, challenged, inspired and aroused us. Charmed, challenged, inspired and aroused, all four. Over the course of the year, okay, you have to have been a guest on the Dr. Susan Block show sometime during the year.

Not on staff and not just in the audience and, what else? Well, yeah, you have to, I think pretty much be here. Maybe you could win being on the show remotely, but you have to be on the show. And by the way, get this, I didn't realize this until I added it up.

We produced over 50 shows this year. Yeah. How about that? I mean, I'm kind of amazed at that, huh, Captain Max?

That's pretty good. We should get an award from somebody else for that, you know. We should have a lifetime award. Yes, we should.

For the most wonderful and the best sex show that's ever been broadcast. I like to call it the greatest, the greatest sexuality show on earth. I think that would be a good award. None of them white coats and stuff.

You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. No white coats. No, no white coats.

Right. Just multi-colored sequined jackets to make me feel like I'm in an awards show. Yes. And I have a lot of glitter to hide the fact that my snake Evie is still shedding.

By the way, she deserves an award for oldest show snake, I think. So maybe we'll give her an award. But I think she's going to wrap herself around this award. And then we're going to put her away because she's shedding everywhere.

But everyone love Evie. Yes. We love you, Evie. We love you, Evie.

Go to sleep. We'll take you out again. So don't take her away. No, we're going to keep her.

So gather round in the womb room as we pay tribute to excellence in broadcast artistry and exhibitionism, venerating the pursuit and cultivation of pleasure, peace through pleasure, better sex education, more entertaining erotica, a more sex positive ethos and more bonoboesque weapons of mass seduction. So here we have the Susie Award.

And we have to give a shout out to Nikki for providing the actual award part of the award. Although Ms. Dayton Reigns blinged it out here so we could have some applause for her. Yes. Ms. Bling 2015.

Okay. So now I think we need to make the award measure be compliant because, you know, it is a bit dildonic. So we actually, I brought the slim fit variety of glide natural condoms because I mean, you know, we don't have to overdo it here, right?

So yeah, exactly. So would you like to open this up? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You have to make way. Okay.

Dayton Reigns glittered up. Yep. Okay. So we don't know what microphone you have.

Is it working? There it is. It's on. Okay.

So here we have the Susie. And yes, it is gender non-specific. There is certainly no bulge here at all. So I'm not sure.

He doesn't have a wiener. No. So it could be a she or a he or a, you know, in-betweener. When you don't have a wiener, you could be an in-betweener.

So. You look fabulous. Thank you. Thank you.

But I need to have this Be Measure, Be Compliant, this award. So we need to open this. Okay. All right.

And yes, she is opening the lovely box of glide memorial condoms. Actually, no, that's glide memorial church. It's glide America condoms. Okay.

Yes. Can I move my mic down? Yes. All right.

Okay. And yeah, you got the glitter on there. And now we give a lovely halo to, yeah, that's right. There you go.

Now, I mean, it's not a mask. Oops. Okay. Yeah.

You got a healthy angel to see. See, how many angels on other people's awards have a halo like this? Yeah. A glittering halo.

Very nice. Although it would glitter with just the lube, actually. Yep. There it is.

Okay. Okay. The Susie has been crowned with a suitable halo. She is very angelic, or he or he, she, she's got wings and he's got feet.

And, and yeah, there's total measure B compliance condom ready. So, we're going to put her right there and glitter, glitter everywhere. Yeah. These are some of the books we might refer to.

Okay. So basically, if you're not a Dr. Susan Block Show fan, this is going to be a really boring show. Isn't that right, Max?

It's going to be totally boring. So you should just change the channel right now. Really boring. Really.

I mean, it's basically a long laundry list of names. Of names. Of people. And things that we made up about them.

Yeah. Yeah. Basically, things we made up about them. That could be the interesting part.

Things that we want to say about them. Right. And we're the judges. There's no jury here.

There's nothing like that. That's it. Although we could change our minds in the middle of the show. You could.

If you're Italian or something like that. We do reserve the right to do that. And sometimes I switch awards in the middle of the show. Yeah.

Because the awards are going to be made overnight. Right. By Gonzo. Anybody has any problems?

We take them out to the limo and take them for a ride. How about that? Right. Right.

We've got a limo. What a perfect. I know. Vehicle for the awards show.

It's too bad we didn't have a commute. Oh, well. We didn't have to go anywhere. That's what's great about our limo.

We don't have to take it anywhere. That's the best part. You can just party in it. Yeah.

That's the best part. Because parking is really a bitch. So. Okay.

So we're going to do these awards before we don't have time. Okay. Because there's a lot of them. So.

The first award. Is. I think I need a drum roll of some sort. Drum roll.

Quite well. Most. Bonobo. And the winner is.

The winner is. Miss. Layla Sin. Oh, yeah.

Okay. Everybody who was here when she was here will remember. How she just bowled us over. Right.

Handsome Hollywood Jake. And I'm sure Abe remembers what she did for his birthday. And I certainly remember what she did for all the parts of. My body, mind and soul.

And she does happen to be the penthouse pet of. The year 2015, but. That had nothing to do with her. Okay.

She was very bonobo. Also, I feel like, you know. She represents peace because. She's from a very, very volatile.

You know, war torn. Part of the world, which is the Middle East. She's from Israel. She hired.

Did you say it's war to Israel. Yeah, it's war. We're blown up. Yeah, it's, it's a place that really needs.

A bonobo way. It needs to go bonobos. And so I have to say that there is, there are political reasons.

So you could show a little bit of her. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, porn star to porn star. Yeah.

Very beautiful. And, and very charming and bonobo just and, and did her homework and knew about bonobos. We'll see a picture of her from.

We're going to do that right now. All right. Yes. Hot, hot, hot.

There she is. Okay. Okay. Got to talking to the microphone.

And then here she is on the front. Because it's a radio show. Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you. All right. So Mike. Oh, you want to, yeah, you should wear headphones.

You know, because it's a radio show. I know. Okay. Okay.

Took me a while to catch it. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

There she goes. Miss Dayton Reigns and her hair is very nicely. People always ask, why do you guys wear headphones? I handed up today.

You look like a princess. Hey, I like a princess. You are a princess. And you, like, you know, like you're the main actress that gives the awards.

Actually, we should do a little picture with the award and the penthouse. You know, so hold up her penthouse. Yeah. All right.

And for the next award, I got to get on with this. A porn power couple of the year. Can you guess? I bet some people here can guess.

Because they were on the show very recently. Silky, who guessed that? You win a prize. Okay.

Yeah. Greg guessed it. Very good. Silky and Luke.

Alexandra Silk and Luke Wilder. They are definitely the porn power couple of the year. So we love them. And who wouldn't want to have sex with them?

Maybe Abubagdadi, that guy. But that guy probably does not want to have sex with them. Although I would like to see him rub balls with Donald Trump. That is my, you know,

Bonobo's solution to the whole problem. But you might get your way. Trump versus everybody else. Or you could say ISIS versus everybody else.

Is to get the both together and do like Bonobos do. Little penis fencing, you know, boys. Pull it out. Yeah.

I know. It's kind of crazy. Although some people like the idea. I think it would be very entertaining.

And might, you know, help with all this bombing and beheading. Go Bonobos. 2016. Yay.

And thank you, Counterpunch, for reposting Go Bonobos in 2016. My little New Year's resolution to, you know, put the Bonobo way up against the war machine. Peace through pleasure.

And it starts with you. And you. And me. Yeah.

You're going Bonobos. I love Bonobos. I know. So, okay.

They're very sweet for all of you that don't know if you take a minute out of your day and quit watching the Real Housewives of Orange County or anything like that and take a minute and YouTube some Bonobo stuff, you would feel very, it might make you cry.

It might make you cry. It might turn you on. Not that it would make you want to have sex with Bonobos, but they have proven to be, you know, a turn on, especially for women.

They're very kind. You know. You want to have sex with your own kind after you have, you watch some Bonobos. You want to make like Bonobos.

Anyway, best sex advice. Okay. Can I guess? Yeah, but I think you're looking at my notes.

I'm not looking. Is it Nina Hartley? Yes. Everybody's guessing my picks.

I think they're very obvious. Actually, and I have to give some credit to Delray for that one too. Delray Bonobos. As a suggestion by reminding me of two things she said on the show.

Like I said, this is all about the show. This is not about the advice you might give, you know, to your spouse or your own show. What does she say? If, ah, there's this whole cute, funny thing.

Nina does so much. Oh yeah. When the feet feel good, the knees fall open. I agree.

Right. That's pretty good. That's pretty good advice. It's one I almost remembered, didn't quite.

Right. But also, she who is an experienced sub says doormat is a noun. Submit is a verb. Meaning, you know, if you're a doormat, people walk on you.

Yeah, and that's just you, you know, and you're not really volunteering for this. It's kind of not consensual. But if you're submitting, you're doing it of your own will, you're consenting. Unless that is someone has a knife over your neck, in which case you're not.

So anyway, it sounds good though. And I think I like the idea, you know. Well, we all love Nina. We do.

We do. And we're especially excited that, you know, probably she's going to be like the president of the United States, right? I mean, no, that's Hillary, but I mean, it's going to be Nina, really, because she's going to do all the presidential porn. So that's exciting.

And, oh, you look so cute. Why don't you go over and get Bill? Oh, my, my boyfriend. Yeah, Bill should be.

Okay, I'll get Bill Clinton. Yeah, exactly. So, yeah, he should. And that was your butt, right?

That was not one of those sounds. She sat on the microphone. Right. It was not a boom, boom.

One of those delightful pussy sounds that we just did an alternate piece on. All right. Here he is, the president of the United States accepting the best sex advice award for his wife, Nina Hartley.

Oh, well, I love Bill. Yeah. Here you go, Billy. Okay, so now we have an award for someone that has been doing so much for Bonobos and for us, really.

And she was on the show and she just won everyone's hearts. And, I mean, this is an obvious one if you were at this show. Best Earth Lover. But maybe a lot of people weren't at this show.

I know who it is, perhaps. Okay, I'm holding the book she edited. Dr. Serena Gaia Anderlini Donofrio. Yay.

Man, mania. Gonzo's got to squeeze a lot of words into that award. Okay, so here we go. Somehow Oscar's hat fell off.

I mean, Susie's. Okay, I'll find it. Oh, we need another hat for Susie. Oh, here it is now.

We don't want it to be like one of those masks in Abu Ghraib. Okay, so, yep, you win an award. Dr. Serena Gaia. And I'm excited because we're going to be going to Puerto Rico soon

for the first symposium on eco-sexuality in the Caribbean. And the bonobo way is going to be the keynote speech at University of Puerto Rico. Yeah.

Join us. Please watch. Right. And change your life.

You know, Puerto Rico's got like a totally bankrupt economy, so I think. They're totally broke. Lunches are going to be cheap.

Okay, so. And the sun will be warm. Now, grab that bag a second here. Okay, which one?

The one with the sort of psychedelic drawing on it. Yeah, the psychedelic one. There you go. This is, do you know who did this bag?

The winner of our most congenial revolutionary award. Who won most congenial revolutionary max? No. You don't know?

No. Who made the bag? I didn't cheat. I didn't look at the list.

Oh, um. Abby Martin. Abby. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. Abby was on the Dr. Susan Block show in April of 2015. We did a show devoted to Abby and her politics.

Her views. Her views. Her education. Did she give us people?

Absolutely. And kind of a freaky artist on acid. Well, look at this. I'm sure she took acid or something.

Very freaky. She's great. I think it's sexy. You feel like you're looking at acid when you look at it.

Yeah. This is a sexy one. Yeah. And she's very sexy, which is, you know, why we like her besides her politics.

And she is the winner of most congenial revolutionary. Thank you, Abby. Go check her out. Abby Martin.

Go check her out. She was on RT radio, RT TV. No, she's on South America station. Just go to her site.

Abby Martin. Abby Martin. Look her up. And she's doing some amazing documentaries now and interviews.

Interviews. Right. About the war machine. It's the bonobo way versus the war machine.

Whose side are you on? We're coming to get you. Okay. So back to porn stars.

Best educated porn star. Who? She was just on. And she won last year for, not last year.

She wasn't on last year, but the year before for most intelligent sounding porn star. Sounding. Right. Sounding.

We can't verify who is actually intelligent. We don't give IQ tests. We can only go with intelligent sounding. We should, but we haven't so far.

So this award goes to Miss Odette Delacroix. Yay. We love Odette. You're so pretty and cute and tiny.

And smart. And smart. And smart. She's pretty and cute and tiny.

And smart. But I don't know. I kind of wanted to honor her smartness. She's tiny and smart.

Smart and tiny. Smart and tiny. That sounds like someplace you go shopping. That's smart and tiny.

She's a genius spinner. Okay. She's a spinner genius. She is.

She is. Oh, this is an award I give out every year. I don't know. It's almost a tradition.

I have to give it out. The most adorable award. Nobody knows. Amor Hilton.

All right. Amor. There you go. And I know she was fishing because she liked my post about the awards today.

She had, she just had a birthday. She did. Happy birthday Amor. Yeah.

She's Jesus. Last Saturday I think. Right. She had a birthday party.

She did have a party and we missed it. We were celebrating Jesus's birthday here. You've been back to it. He's alive.

And now award for most visionary. Okay. Back row. You know who was the most visionary, right?

You were here that night. Back row. Okay. I'll give you a hint.

Community. They're, they're, they're whispering. Okay. Sabine Lichtenfeld of Tamara.

Oh, yes. Where's the award? Oh, there it is. Right.

We don't have. Wait, his little hat fell off. I know. I know.

The condom fell off. That's what people say. Hold on. Okay.

There are no, he looks fabulous. Okay. Now the award for, I said, you know, the awards are a little different. I mean, a lot of people give awards for sex research.

Right. It's common. We give award, an award for the sexiest sex researcher. Does anybody else give an award for that?

No. AVN does not give an award for that. Sexiest sex researcher. It's a good award.

I mean, I think it's a great award. And it goes to Dr. Zana Rangalova. Remember her? She's very hot.

And she's doing a project on casual sex. Who? Who? Zana Rangalova.

Rangalova. Rangalova. She's from one of those countries, I think, but she's got a doctorate and she did a project that she keeps doing.

She's doing a TED talk and everything on casual sex and kind of how normal it is. Right? There you go. Okay.

You hold it. I'll just hold it. So it was funny, though, because she's, you know, like a lot of these sex researchers, very sexy and talks about sex a lot, but a little bit uptight, you know, didn't want

to, you know, breathe a nipple. Oh, no. No communion for her. No communion for her.

I think she did some form of communion with like the wrist or something. And that would be fine. Oh, I remember her. Yeah, I remember her.

Right, right. And Dr. Hernando Chavez was here. But he was not on the show, so he's not up for an award. Oh, Hernando.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see him everywhere. Yeah. He's like Al Goldstein now.

Whatever you go for. He's there. He's there. Yeah.

So, but the show was very interesting because not only was Zana, Dr. Zana on and we were all very nicely behaved for her. But I had a visit from one of my favorite porn stars of all time, Dumay.

Do you know Dumay? She's from Texas. I think I was here for Dumay. She makes you look small in the tiddy department.

Oh, then I wasn't here for her. No, no, no, no. You were not. And she's got boobs the size of Texas and skinny long legs.

And she's an amazing female ejaculator. And she, you know, told me that she was only here maybe one more time because she told me that like a couple of years ago too. But I always want to believe her because I'm trusting that way.

So, I just had to have her squirt, you know. And Zana was sitting, I think, over here or maybe over here. And yeah, I had to go through the whole thing with Dumay. I wanted to because I loved Dumay.

And what makes her squirt is kissing and fingering and pussy eating. Not any... How come I wasn't here for Dumay? This was in February.

I didn't know you yet. I know. I know. We got to get her back.

But she... We're getting her back. She did a lovely squirt. I must say she squirted more in the past.

But even a small squirt for Dumay is like a geyser, really. It's amazing. There is a viral video that is out there in the Internet that's called 28 Squirts.

I think it's really 29. But it's Dumay basically just tsunamiing the whole... It's almost any number you put in you come up with her. How many squirts?

You can say 15 squirts. There she is. Anyway, she's great. And she did this amazing squirt that got Sana a little wet.

But I think it was good for her. And she seemed to have a good time once she cleaned herself off. Anyway, we love both of them and they're both winners. And you know, I have to say that there was another great female ejaculation performance.

And so this is an unusual thing in which I actually have a tie. Because Rainy Lane was also amazing, right? Yes, LaRotique is nodding. You remember the Rainy Lane performance.

Rainy Lane. So we have to give her also best female ejaculation. All right. Now, best transformation for most transformational.

Oh, you know who this is. I know who it is. Do you remember the name? Either the male or the female?

I believe it's either Frankie. Yes. Or perhaps Simon. You got them both.

Can I get a little beer? Oh, nice. You want a little beer or a big beer? Well, if he's Frankie, he wants a little beer.

If he's Simon, he wants a big beer. Yeah. Frankie to Simon and Simon to Frankie. It was quite a transformation on our Kinkstar show featuring both of them.

I mean, it started out with Simon. It, he started out as Simon. She. Odysseus Blaze.

And then transformed through just a little bit of makeup and a dress. A little powder and lip gloss can go a long way. It's amazing. An attitude.

That too. Into Frankie S. Capwell. And so that was very, very impressive. So you get an award.

I guess we'll put both of the names on. Frankie and Simon. Frankie and Simon. Hope you feel good about yourself.

All right. So I have a very, very special award now. You know, we do something here in Bonoboville. We call communion.

Yes. I love communion. You love communion. And I have a very special award that, you know, is like the heart of Bonoboville.

It's for best altar girl. Guess who the winner is? Dayton Reigns. Ah.

I'm embarrassed. Well, you already have the award, so I can't give it to you. Wait a minute. What?

No, I know. I know. Here's the thing. What is this?

An exception to the award? No, it's not really because. We need to have an investigation. Yeah, the investigation is that, yeah.

You're not allowed to get an award if you're on the staff. Yeah. But she was not on the staff when she was really a best altar girl. Oh.

She was a guest. Oh, I don't know. She was a guest. Thank you so much.

I'm embarrassed. See, she's going to ignore you. No, I'm embarrassed. Well, I make the rules.

The rule is you have to be an outside guest on the show, which she was. So, now. Yay, thank you. Thank you, Dr. Suzy.

I have to give Best Anal Bonoboville Communion to Sienna Sinclair. Do you remember? Wasn't that great? The Anal Bonoboville Communion.

Of course, Best Bonoboville Communion Rum for Ron DeGeramy. And Best Bonoboville Communion. A little product placement here and a little hat falling off. Bonoboville Communion Liquor with, yes, Agua Coca-Liflich.

Okay. Now, yeah, you know, we're bribed to give those awards. And you too could win an award if you want to donate some liquor to us. We'll probably like it.

Of course, we reserve the right to, if we don't like it, not give you an award. But we love both Ron DeGeramy Rum and Agua. So, you know, they both deserve awards. Now, I have to give the best necking communion.

Whoa, I need to find a little book back here. Oh, here it is. To Mark A. Michaels and Patricia Johnson. Here.

Here we go. The award. And because I don't know if people remember, but they did this fantastic neck lick. I think Layla Sin sent you a note.

Layla Sin sent me a note. Layla Sin, oh my God, I miss you guys. Thank you. Aww.

See, she's so Bonobo. She was out there. Yeah, we just tweeted it to her and she's out there. That's so sweet.

And she must have put happy faces with hearts because I can't imagine that Delray made that up. So, that is great. Okay, your hat is falling off. Geez.

I don't know what to do with this condom hat. It's what happens with condoms sometimes when, you know. You have a little wiener. Yeah, which obviously the award has a little head.

Okay, so, now, hottest humiliatrix. This is, I don't know if people were here. Well, anyway, goddess soma, snake oil. Y'all know who she is?

Okay, she is the hottest humiliatrix. And the next award goes to someone who's going to be kind of obvious. Best cross-dressed rock star. Is it the first letter, fat?

First word, fat? Very good. Fat who? Fat.

No, not fat max hardcore. No, he's not fat. No, not max hardcore. And I don't consider him a rock star.

And he didn't cross-dress. It's true that you're right. Max hardcore did play guitar for us twice at a couple of shows and he was excellent. Where's your microphone?

Right here. He had a... He did have a dress on? He did indeed.

And a big blonde pink dress and a big blonde wig. You know, I think. But that was a few years ago. Right, it wasn't last year.

It was not last year. So we're still onto it with fat here. Fat Mike in a pink negligee. Exactly.

In a beer with Liberty spikes. All right, fat Mike of no effects, a.k.a. fat Mike Burkett. I tell you, that takes balls. Yeah, and his are hanging low because God of Soma put some weights on them.

And she gets the hottest Chamelea tricks because of the way that she just operates him as well as the way she put Audrey into that piggy mask that was just so adorable. And then proceeded to whack her and what she did to Jane Starr. Oh my God. Anyway, and that means the next award goes to, well, I'm just going to tell you, most enthusiastic submissive Jane Starr.

Does anyone remember how wild she was at that show? Well, she was. Take my word for it and look it up. It's called BDSM Theater.

It's an amazing show. So now we have a bunch of musical awards. I was just looking at your notes. Sorry.

Yeah, that's right. I've been thinking you've been guessing really well. I'm not. I'm not.

I don't even know anything. I'm wondering if one of the award winners is out there. Maybe I should postpone the musical awards because there might be one of them out there. So, okay.

So I'm going to go on to, yeah, I'm going to fold this over and let's see. Oh, no, no, no. That's music. That's music.

We're going to do the music awards in a few minutes. Oh, could you bring me this painting? Yes. Yes.

Actually, we're going to give out some art awards right now, a few different art. Both, both of those drawings. So first of all, we have an award here at the Dr. Susan Block Show. We're not just exhibitionists.

We've also got some artists. And can I have that please? Yes. The award for most artistic goes to Helene.

Yay, Helene. Is she here? She could accept her award. I think she could accept her award perhaps.

Helene, get up here. You're in the mood. She's going to have to accept her award. We should put a condom on it just to be safe.

Okay. Here's your award. Yay. So here, come sit here next to me.

Sit in the middle of us. Yeah. And look at this. Oh my God.

You've outdone yourself. Oh my gosh. This is amazing. Me and Dayton.

She's drawing right now. I love you so much. You're so beautiful. Wow.

And these look very realistic. I mean, not so cartoony as often you do. As opposed to me as a bonobo here. I'm glad you're doing me as a person.

No, I love me as a bonobo though. And you did one of Max as a bonobo. And you did one of handsome Hollywood Jake as a bonobo. Would you like me to hold your stick?

Yeah. Yes, I have my weapon. So since you are actually here, you could give an acceptance speech. Don't talk into the award though.

I'll hold the award for you. Oh no. Thank you. I'm very honored.

I love you. I love you too. My inspiration. My muse.

That doesn't influence the award selection by the way. The fact that I love her. I am completely objective about this and also take votes from the people. And they all elected you most artistic because you are.

Thank you. And yeah, this is great. So I'm excited about you finishing it. So go back to work.

Thank you. I will. Awesome. Helene, you're amazing.

You have to give us back your award though. Yeah. We have to keep reusing it. All right.

So most artistic now. Helene has really outdone herself. But we have another artist who is not here tonight and always is here on New Year's Eve. And the New Year's holidays.

And he's getting an award. I should just say what the award is. Best comic book artist. Oh.

Anthony Nguyen. Now there's his painting up there. So the reason Anthony is not here tonight, Max, do you know the reason? Because he's in Brazil hanging out with some hot chick.

Oh, she's not just a hot chick. He's in love. He's in love. It is so beautiful.

And she is in love with him. She looks like she is. She's certainly acting the part. I know.

But you know, I mean, he's got to be paying her a lot of... No, no, no. They're in love. They look like they are.

And they were corresponding for months, at least, before he went down there. And he took a leap of faith. Yeah, he did. And he did.

He just decided to go down there and, you know, get a hotel. And spend his birthday and the holidays with this woman that he'd never met. But they had done quite a bit of corresponding. So yeah, I feel like that award, my hat, keeps falling off.

So anyway, I think I'm going to untie this and try another hat. No, no, I'm going to do that on the break. So when is the break? How are we doing?

I think we should do a Bonoboville communion, don't you? I think so. We have a new Bonobo. Oh, okay.

Should we make our new Bonoboville communion? Make? Or ask him if he's in a... I won't make.

I don't make anyone do anything. This is very consensual here. Is it that you want to do Bonoboville communion with the new Bonobo? No, no, no, no, no.

You don't usually talk about that. We've had other new Bonobos. Not that lived here. We don't live here, actually.

No, I know. But I mean, we haven't had like a Bonobo that's been a new one for a minute. What do you think? Well, I guess it's up to the new Bonobo since you've put it out there right on the air.

Cream. Bonobo cream. Would you like to do communion? Bonobo cream.

Where's Bonobo cream? No. Oh, hiding. Oh, okay.

He declines. Never mind. Well now, we'd better drink something to forget our rejection. I'll do communion.

All right. You shall. You win this altar girl, so. Okay, okay, so I'm the altar.

Is anyone out there would like to take communion off me? The judge. Would anyone like to take communion off of these two? Here comes the judge.

Who would? Me. Oh, yeah. Him, him, him.

Here he comes. Here he comes. This is Ultra Volgar Superfiend. Ryan.

Hello there. Stabil. Welcome back, Ryan. Thank you.

It's great to have you here on a show celebrating all the people who were on this past year of 2015. It's great to be here. But you weren't on, so you don't get to win anything. But you do get to do Bonoboville communion.

Do you remember how to do Bonoboville communion? No, no. It's been a long, long time. It's been a while.

Why don't you switch spots with me? Okay. Okay, she's the altar girl. So she knows what she's doing.

So first of all, we have these two award-winning drinks. And you have your choice of Ron DeGeramy-Ron and Agua Coco-Likur. Happy New York. As tempting as Ron Jeremy always is.

I got to go with the classic, the Agua. You don't want to have Ron down your throat? Not tonight. Okay.

Ron can be fun. You're his friend. That's good. Good.

Here we go. And we are opening up the Agua. Can you do that? I think she's too glittery.

I'm too. You open up your own Agua. There you go. Sorry.

Normally I can do it. There we go. That glitter is like lube. Okay.

Now put your microphone in front of your face so every little word you say can be heard. Oh, that's quite a bit there. Okay. So.

It is the award. I will hold that for you now as you present your altar. And here is the lovely and... Well, where would you like it?

Voluptuous. Other one. Other one. Other one.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, let's do it. Right on the right city there.

Please. Okay. All right. So first you lick the altar in worshipful appreciation of her giving herself.

And she was brought up. Very good Catholic girl. And now she has become the winner of the Bonoboville Communion Altar Girl Award. So it's a very special moment.

Very holy event. Sacred. And there it goes. Well, that was a quick lick.

Quick lick. Well, that was the first lick. Now we sprinkle the salt. Next lick while I'll linger a little bit more on the next one.

Okay. And now I'll hold your microphone. That way you can... No, wait.

I'll hold both of your mic. There. I got the mic. And you may worship at the altar of Communion.

Happy New Year. Yes. And now you may pour it down his throat. Lay back on her.

Okay. You ready? Oh, yeah. Pour it right down his throat.

Yes. Yes, indeed. Are you healed? I am healed, sisters.

That is the Bonobo way. Thank you, Papi. Praise be to Bonobos. I hear Papi out there.

Yes. I've seen the Bonobo way. And you had the Agua. What do you think?

Oh, Agua. Always a good choice. I can see why it's an award-winning liquor. Yeah.

Yeah. Actually, we've had this a while. We might have had this with you when you were here. But tasty, huh?

I like it. All right. And would you like to take your Communion? I do.

I would like to take my Communion, but only if I get to take it off here. Volva. My Volva? First of the year.

Well, it just so happens I'm wearing my school panties. So, you know, sure. Do you mind? Well, I mean, I promise I'll be nice.

Right. Right. Yeah. I'm good.

Yeah. You could do it quick. I can. I can do it nice or quick or whatever you like.

What would you like? Ron Jeremy? I think I will have the Agua, actually. I'm getting ready for my...

Is this my first pussy lick of the year? No, my second, but still. Hey, don't forget we have to give out awards and stuff. It's your first pussy lick from me of the year.

Yeah. First pussy lick from Dayton from the altar girl. Wow. I am altering for the altar girl.

First of many to come. Wowies. Okay. So she's pouring her drink.

Oh, yeah. Let me give out some more awards. Best Leather for Jux Leather. Yeah.

That's no surprise. Jux Lee of Jux Leather gets Best Leather. Oh, Best Cosplayer. Guess who?

Do you guys remember some of you might? R-E-D. Remember R-E-D? Oh, and while we're on art,

I also wanted to give out the award. Where's that other piece of art? Here it is. Okay.

This is the other piece of art. Now, I want you all to look at this. This is kind of a piece of abstract art. Okay.

Nice. There's another piece by the same artist that is actually hanging in... Where's the award?

That's in the gallery. It's hanging in the gallery. That one there is from my office. And this one is from your office, right?

And it is... I hang that right next to my dad. An award for... It's actually done by...

I'll give the name of the artist first and then tell you what the award is for. The name of the artist is Catherine Imperio. Yeah.

Okay. Half of the unlicensed professionals and electric sex ent on Twitter. And this award is for

Most Artistic Anus. Why? Because this award was done with a Sharpie being held by Kate's asshole.

Yeah. You saw that, right? Yeah. This one was done in our anniversary.

Yeah. I love that piece. I really do. This one looks kind of like an orgy.

The other one I think looks like me and a half. Like you and a half. Yeah. So Catherine wins Most Artistic Anus.

And of course I had to give an award to Samantha, fairly. Well, yeah. And trying to work with them

for the selfie book. And my award is very appropriate for that. But because, you know, they didn't do a selfie on this show,

I just give her an award for Funniest Faces or Best Funny Faces. Because she makes such funny faces, Samantha, fairly.

You got to see them, right? Right? She makes these crazy faces. She makes some funny faces.

She makes some funny faces. And they win for best dressed guests. The unlicensed professionals, right? They have great outfits all the time.

We have to have them back. Oh, three minutes. Okay. And there's a guy there with a sign

that says three minutes. Okay. Come on up here. Okay.

I'm ready. That's it. All right. What's going on here?

I get to take my communion. She wants to take her communion off of my twat. Your twat?

I like twat. I thought it was my twat. Oh, right. We have ownership here.

All right. How about that? After 25 years? Everybody gets squared away here.

Define that it's not yours. All right. And there you go. Oh, we're going to get glitter on her now.

Oh, Papi's having his first orgasm in his pants of the year. All right. I'm next.

Okay. Now we have to put the salt on. Okay. Just a little.

Look at that. She is a good pussy liquor. I have to say. I could give her a pussy licking award.

And down the hatch. Dayton. Whoa. That's our bar commentator.

If you hear him on. Beautiful. He yells because he doesn't have a microphone. Whoa.

Let's hear it for Dayton Reigns. Yes. Woo-hoo. And.

Me. Right. Okay. So, yeah.

I mean, I don't know if the Oscars take a break to do communion, but that's what we do. So now I think we're going to take a little break and then we're going to come back and we've got a bunch more awards

and who knows what else. Maybe we're going to line up for communion. Yeah. Okay.

So are we ready to take a break? Or are you now going to tell me after 20 minutes? We're going to take a break. Okay.

So. We're going to be right back. Yeah. And don't come yet.

With the Susie. So don't go away and don't come yet. We'll be right back. Hi.

I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex

and a bonobo sutra of positions, including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war, really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen

killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure. With the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males.

Bonobos are special, partly because they just are and partly because they're very, very close to us, almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to being human, even being humane,

bonobos can teach us so much, which brings me to us and more specifically to you. Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free? Would you like to tap into the hot, natural sex energy

within you, bet you would, so you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain. You know, the pain.

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So get the book, Learn the Bonobo Way. You'll be glad you did. Then you'll want to join Bonoboville, a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends.

And one last thing. The real bonobos are highly endangered, so a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups working to save

the wild bonobos from extinction, read the bonobo way, and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times.

And improve your love life. Listen sisters, we are going to have a Sybian ride for masturbation month. So you've never been on a Sybian before?

No, I've never been on one before. Okay. Now you are ready to ascend the throne. Mr. Tracy, you are going to ride

God's machine now. Put one leg right here, put the other right here, and just position yourself comfortably.

Put your clip right here. Okay, so here she goes. Uh-oh. She's mounting the Sybian.

Have you ever ridden a Sybian, by the way? Oh, I have. Many a time. My favorite horse to ride.

Have Sybian yoga and experience it to the fullest. Go for the G-spot.

Go for the clip. Go for whatever works. Someone can come from their nipples. We've got for Jim Rado.

Right in the Sybian. Wow. Holy shit. That does the job.

Yeah, it's doing it. Sybian strikes again. Yes, I do say that when it feels good. Live on DrSuzi.tv

from the womb room in Bonoboville. Right on cowboy. Take a G-spot. G-spot.

Oh, relax. Oh, fuck. We never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian celebrate and masturbation month.

Yes. Hallelujah. Yeah. Oh, Pender, right.

That is a beautiful. Thank you, DrSusan Block, your wonderful human being. Thank you. That was an Gunna,

I think we have orgasm We we we We could have come. We could have come. Bye Sister Penney.

Testify. Using this as your lek and that is not ashamed How was it what's your report my vagina so tingly right now? It feels like I think it's bigger than your little body that is the best product endorsement. I've ever seen can I leave now like I'm ready

That's my girl Listening to radio Suzy one on the world wide web and now It's kind of a commercial it was it's just a a bunch of

different hot wonderful ladies riding the Sybian But not in 2015 So let's see

The winner of the wildest Sybian ride was a little difficult I have to say because there was so many great Sybian riders this year and I I don't know, but I am giving it to

Jeannie Marie remember Jeannie Marie Jack the zippers friend Jeannie Marie Oh, yeah Max are you there?

He's not on I am I'm right here. Do you remember that hot blonde with the hot blonde with the big tits? Yes Yeah, I kind of remember her and she had a wild Sybian ride Where she blonde and had big tits, right? Yeah, and they bounced a lot on the Sybian

Here's to you Jeannie Okay, and let's see Next Do we have okay, so we're gonna give out some music awards now somebody here in the doorway under the mistletoe I

See that I'm not sure if he's getting an award or not So like I said, we're gonna be giving out some music awards now first of all

Best live music performance for a band Guess who that is Get guess who that is max who's that the band who gets the award. What's the name? What's the only band that played here this year? That's Suzette's the Suzette's

Well, that's don't what are you right right right? You're mixing up your wife with your driver. Oh, okay? Oh Your driver who also happens to be a best actor award winner. Oh You're almost up for an Academy Award, but not loser loser is a winner towards and the losers

including Hans Petter Gundersen and some other people They Mesa Pullman is one of the other people in the losers They they all get the award for best live music performance. All right band. Oh

And what about the drummer the drummer and the drummer I forget his name her name. No the drummer was Mesa Pullman. Oh, right Yeah, yeah, that's bass player. I forget his name, but I Mesa Pullman Yeah, beautiful and she is a name music video and she just has a new record Gundersen. Yeah, what's the name of her new record or something? Oh, yeah, you know, that's enough

I have to remember these. Oh, I can't remember any of this live music performance classical Was anybody here during that? It was the middle of the year and it was wicked violin It was amazing actually actually del Rey knows about this because we're about to put it up on YouTube really beautiful classical violin

So that brings us to best live music performance rap Who do you think that is max? captain Best turn off music performance rap live music performance did a live music

performance here You think it might be this guy here equal the wolf I Think he's here. So he has to come up and accept

You have to hold it you can hold it for a few minutes and then you have to give it back But while you hold it, it's yours Okay, and you can be photographed with it you can be photographed with it photographs with your trophy or $5 for print Wait, your microphone isn't working though. It's not a beautiful microphone. Okay. Maybe you have to turn it on

For a rapper you don't know much about mics, huh? MC baby, okay Yeah, there you go the side there we go This is such an honor to be on Bernobo and to receive this award. It's a beautiful thing

And I thank you all thank you max and dr. Suzy for allowing me this platform to showcase my talent and music As well as all the other talent that come through here, you know, thanks for on the behalf of everyone else Well, thank you. Thank you. We really like that rap again It got us all twerking

That is what it's about in fact, you know a lot of awards shows they kind of have a musical interlude So maybe you could you know wet your whistle and get ready for a musical performance always ready. Yeah, always ready Well, I got to get Dayton in here though for this To get the music set whatever we do it

We're gonna do that So you can sit with me. Okay, because I want to give another music award to best music video Do the Miley Cyrus? Jessica shores aka Josh could we actually show that video to be kind of fun. Well, we could if somebody finds it

I didn't warn anybody Show any clips. Oh Find it I got to give out a lot of awards though

Okay, so actually because we were talking about Miley I gave best Miley smile to Miley may Miley may who looks a lot like Miley. I mean a little but anyway Just a smile like her That's Miley smile. Okay best live musical performance harmonica

I guess who that is and it was a your Birthday max my lawyer. No, no your lawyer did not play the Unless the mayor of Bonoboville has My lawyer plays somebody said he played the chick named Monica for her money

You know No, he played the harmonica for you. No and that your lawyer played that like three years ago Sorry max. You're you're starting to you know merge the years. This was 2015 Who came you're not talking about Ron? Of course, of course

I've given him already an award for best pianist. By the way, that's not best penis best penis By the way, because once he played the piano a few times actually tell your people we need more room Oh, right Ron. Tell your people we need more room and they won an award For best

So, you know, we need some more room and also the agua. I mean, that's another whole person. That's child All right, so You know this girl Most bonobo in the field in the field. Who's that?

Who can guess in the field? He can see my notes. Wait a minute. What do you mean? She's in the field? Out there she's not on the staff anymore. So she gets an award Most buffed out who gets most buffed out Where's

That preacher guy was a big guy came here. No, no, no, no Actually, let me just say the preacher guy. He's gonna get an award But the most actually he gets the award for sexiest clergy pastor john Okay, we do have clergy on this show. Yeah pastor john got an award for sexiest clergy

And his girl got an award for Best Bonobo way

book spanking Silky, yeah, she did. She did. Oh, no, Raquel Raquel Raquel not silky silky. Didn't we love Raquel Raquel has a nice Uh, happy new year. Yeah rear. I mean happy new year. Right. I'll let you deal with that Yeah, yeah, I gotta learn how to pronounce things. Okay. So yeah sexiest clergyman pastor john of the preacher in the porn star

and um best Bonobo way book spanking Raquel divine the preacher in the porn star And most buffed out. Okay guys who gets most buffed out. I know Yes

Um, I'm gonna say isiah Yeah Isiah this one's right. Isiah It's because he started the year kind of skinny nice

Nice, but you know isiah isiah king james the fourth Oh, wow. Um, it's a strong name. Yeah. Yeah, and he's got a dick about as big as that christmas tree. It's a while So anyway, and the dick didn't change actually that is not what got buffed out. That was the same In fact, in fact, I have to say the dick looks smaller on his body because he became mr. Buff

So before he was the skinny guy Okay, that's because you sucked my pussy and so I know my pussy is hanging out Okay, it's okay. It looks great and I am supporting my alma mater Yeah, going through tough times as always

Yeah, anyway Isiah isiah maxwell isiah king james. I'm not sure which name to put on your award, but you win from most buffed out Okay, so now I'm gonna give another award to um

for sexiest author Really, I want to give it to her To sienna sinclair sexiest author Yay, sienna

And That's for females sexiest author He's gonna want a girl in this picture. Would you get up here, please? Yes, okay And maybe you should show your tips for him

Because you know, he's kind of a bonobo guy Um, yeah, how about is this good? Yeah, that's good. Perfect. Okay, and hold this book Right near the tits Okay

And I think we should sit on your knee either one of us on the knee And the award for sexiest male author is dr. Christopher ryan Author sexy god, come on. Chris has some fans here Sex it dawn

The prehistoric origins of modern sexuality also a big supporter of the bonobo way So we love chris. Okay. You got sexiest author and the sexiest pose actually that we've done so far I think so. Yeah You know, he kind of deserves it

Okay, I say has to move his white or uh, that's my core has to move his white shoe Yeah, okay, so moving right along Best all natural naturess would be leilani le Yay, I love leilani. She was so fun. Okay. I also gave um

Loser another award. Oh Oh He's a winner again. He's a winner. I just love the name loser as a winner Okay, this is

This could only go for loser. In fact, I made up this award for him Funniest former fundamentalists Wow Have three. Hey, that's that. So that's a new category because of course he is from the

Jewish ascetic sect of the satmar about as fundamental as you can get in the jewish religion But we could give that award to a christian fundamentalist or a muslim fundamentalist So you're all up for grabs, you know, you guys So, let's see what else

Um Best amputee sex. I know that's very politically incorrect, right? Is that bad? No, it's not bad. Joe adams Joe adams, okay, you know who he is?

Uh, a little bit. I was thinking of uh, james dickinson He came here on the show with maybe I got the name wrong. I think I got the name wrong Okay, james dickinson, right? He's got no, he's got oh, we have two amputees on this show No, he didn't actually have much sex actually

Joe adams had this arm But the arm went into biz like, um I mean, it was very erotic. So I got to say Joe adams. Gosh, this was a year We had two amputees on the show. We are very pro. Who did you have? We had Joe adams and james dickinson

James dickinson. Oh, yeah. Yeah a guy without a leg and a guy without a right the guy without the leg I remember him and the guy without the arm. Do you remember him? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Wow So, you know Let me just try to make a moral to the story

You can have sex even if you're missing limbs and win an award for it. So there It is And not go to jail Not go to prison, right? Well actually max. I want to say went to prison for publishing

Pictures of any sprinkle any sprinkle and stomp fucking gene long gene silver long gene silver being a woman with one leg and Was stumping Annie. So it was a stump speech, but we supported the amputees and we went on television and radio

Said they have rights The right to use the stump any way they want And people say what? But that was the story now speaking of appendages

Stump The winner of the best dildonic blowjob Okay, if you were here, you know, this is jessica pappett This small big thing she swallowed it so fast and so hard and we didn't even know where it went

She didn't even have an adam's apple, right? No, uh, she just put the whole cock down our throat We'll just take a picture of the dick and and the award right here for jessica So I'll say jessica. This is your award. Okay, and next

Biggest mogul biggest mogul who's the biggest mogul that's been on the show this year Spearman right now John gray I was almost giving the christian gray award except he's not into bbsm. I don't think but he is into

Big boobs and his girlfriend wins the award for most like jessica rabbit Actually, I her name is monica monro and she is incredibly hot monica you're a winner

John gray or winner two and john gray you're a winner just for having monica But also for having all those spearmint rhinos my goodness. Okay. No, we have to get this back into the center Okay, I'll hold it Okay, so we have a few more awards

But i'm thinking Oh, should we let's see what time is it? Oh Well, let me give out a few more awards really quick Okay, the sexier than ever award goes to lotus lane

Anyway, you got to be there, but I I thought she was sexier than ever, right? Okay, um best Elvis There's only one smoky bin smoky bin smoky Rottenist guests He really was kind of rotten. I mean he gave us a toast for our anniversary, but nothing more than that

But his name is corp C. So it's appropriate. He'd be wrong Corp C. Okay, uh most ethical condoms glide glide condom shout out to del re for reminding me that they're ethical because they're they're vegan

They're vegan. They're vegan condoms. I'm not sure exactly what that means Uh, because I don't think animals are used in the making of regular condoms But maybe in the testing maybe they put Condoms on horses or something to see if so that's made out of vegetables

Donkeys and 49 millimeter These are the small ones because these are the ones for the award not for you the snigger fit Not for you The christmas tree size

Okay, and uh, let's see Best hot wax I'm giving to lay the blue phoenix and master d. Even though I did a great hot wax Hanukkah I thought I did excellent, but um, I can't give myself an award. Well, I'll give you the award

I'll give you an award. No. No. No. No. I want just the award max is we should create a committee to give us awards So that it's how about that not coming from us. How about that? No, but everyone would know because we just announced it. It could be like a fan favorite A fan favorite have the fans do it. Well, anyway

I am giving the best hot wax award to lay the blue phoenix and master d Because they did a great job with the hot wax and also I think I have to give it to them separately though because To phoenix through master d. Yeah. Okay. Most dangerous sex act Oh

Do you remember that were you here I was here at the bdsm theater night Do not try this at home, but orpheus black and Is consensual victim

Audrey holiday are the winners of the most dangerous sex act because they did this whole choking thing That a lot of people like but I find I like it. I like it. I I would like to be a participant for orpheus black

Really? He's pretty scary, but he's not not scary. He's nice. He's a master with it. Yes. He knows what he's doing I think it would be fun. Everybody just kind of I don't want to be flogged. I just want to be choked and then they come back. He did it to jane star too

I thought he was killing her literally, but she came back. They come back great. She loved it. She went Oh, I'm so happy. She said what just happened. She said what just happened? Yeah, and she said where was I? She said where was I? They go into it. It felt so good. All right

Cutest gender bender Stephanie special Yay How you doing? Okay. How to strap on mistress heli hellfire and of course date

Well, I'll just take pictures with two awards. Okay Polly pioneer of the year Okay She really wins almost like uh, yeah poly pioneer of the year janet hardy wears the award. Let me just

Janet hardy writer and author of the ethical slot And one of her Friends and supporters wins the next award. Um, oops. Oh the condom Oh, that's good. Wait, wait, let her bend over. I'll get it. Hold on. It's better. It's better than me. Yeah, exactly

Yeah You know don't mess with my job Right, she got a job to do not want to come on your job in this room. Do you want to come on my job? Just not this one

Come on. That was great. All right. Most poly savvy rime and tioni Pioneer and Okay, next award life of the party goes to philly films

And sexiest new yorker. We like philly films. Don't we max we love them. We do So they got life of the party. That's a good award. They're kind of like that. They send us a lot of traffic And yeah, that's the party of traffic Okay, see we we

Give awards to people we like for various reasons Sexiest new yorker. This is somebody I like and I just made up this award for her lola bostonado. I think she's very cool Um, I also gave out two awards for bonobo conservation

to lola yabanobo and i'm very excited to say that because of mal that is malcom jones the uh Investor and philanthropist who created the bonobo way female empowerment outreach program because of

him we were able to give a thousand dollars to Lola yabanobo and help save the actual bonobos Right. We've got to save the actual bonobos in the jungle from being hunted and poached and killed and going extinct and lola yabanobo is

Saving them and we're very happy that we could help them And we also have plans to help the next winners of the bonobo conservation award, which is the bonobo conservation initiative And that is founded by our friend sally cox and we give a measly little 20 dollars a month to uh,

As we do to bonobo conservation initiative and lola we always have done that and green peas And green peas and green peas. We give our 20 dollars a month So y'all give your 20 dollars a month to a bonobo esk cause, please Go bonobos

or Be a cog in the war machine Okay, um, I also gave you a award for best blunts, but I think that's kind of tacky Oh, but I could do a trick if he rolls a bond

I have a surprise. I could give you an award for um, most talented twat. I was thinking of that I would like that award most talented twat. Yeah If we could have uh, and I was thinking best kegels, but really talented All right, so come on get the talented twat here. Okay, so um, we have this mr. The wolf has to roll it for me

Oh, yeah, mr. The wolf Okay exit exit stains and we will have a grand finale and a wrap We are going to have a wrap in just a moment because we're gonna have we have a musical portion to the show And what are you going to do with that?

And we're going to also smoke a blunt because he won best blunt and she wins most talented twat and Most talented could we offer any of the guests to have a Head off of that. Absolutely. Absolutely. Most talented

I have the most talented twat. She does of the year. I didn't sign up for this job. It just happened And continuing the awards The cutest feet Is this who I think it is

I don't know I mean, I think it's ununanimous as to who had the cutest feet I would imagine if you were here that night It was Thanksgiving and you know, we spanked her a little bit, but we kept getting into her feet

The cutest what feet onyx muse Yay onyx And I have to give credit where credit is due to dark phoenix for introducing us to onyx muse So phoenix you can come up here and just accept the award for onyx since you introduced us and you're here

There you are and you have a giant camera tonight. Do you have a condom for that? Wow, I might have one here. Take a microphone. Okay, you know, I try to use protection. Yeah. Whoa Look at that. It just keeps taking shots Yeah, just put that between your legs and people will be impressed. Well, you know, yeah

If you turn me on I can Get a little more aroused. Oh, no, it's growing Yeah, well, we might invite you to be an altar boy since you were one I would I would love to be an altar boy as I have been in the past

So that works out Uh I've already had communion, but I'm open to doing in second communion. Okay, then. Well, you're certainly welcome to do a second communion if you like

You're supposed to be accepting an award for onyx. So on behalf of onyx Uh, I accept this award. Uh, she is actually in las vegas right now working on a Um, uh Well, uh, a club

It's working on a club a club. It's code for something for sure. Featured anything. Yep. Very good. Okay, so get yourself ready for communion and uh Since we have a best acutus feet award. We also have to have a best foot sucker award and

Maybe you know who that was larity amber lily remember when she sucked on chelsea's toes She really did a good job with chelsea's toes chelsea chelsea just laid back and And accepted that but amber lily is definitely the foot sucker of the year 2015 um

I do want to say uh, okay. Well Best booty had to be divided into two parts Because we've had so much great booty here on this show and so best booty Big booty

Uh, is it my friend? I think it's everyone's friend. We we love her I have loved her for about three years now, but um now we love her more What's her name? Marcy diamond marcy diamond. You are a winner Marcy

She has the best of white girl booty, that's why she's called woody White girl booty. Well, you know what? It sort of works out because I I actually didn't think of it as the black and white thing I don't know But I wanted to give a best booty award for a small booty

And that is anna fox. Yay anna Love that booty. I love that booty. She does have amazing booty. We love you anna. So now um, yes, we are going to What is I'm waiting for the wolf to bring me my Pussy, okay. He's right here. So come forward. Okay. So now you are going to move over

You can sit on the zebra couch and there we go And also I would like to let anyone know who would like to take a hit off of this Please feel Come forward once I start

This is a great ritual that is done at the Oscars and the Emmys and the Grammys behind the scenes Uh, I want you to know we do it right on camera, but yeah after they win all their awards. They do this we're transparent exactly Very transparent very transparent

Okay Brothers and sisters. I just have one more award. I wanted to announce which is the wildest mad x bike ride

And that goes to miss Lonnie legend Who took the whole Big pink dildo and rode into a wild orgasm on the hitachi

So thank you Lonnie So here we go. Uh, I guess we are awaiting We're waiting. We are awaiting the blunt now And that is being provided by the best blunt award winner

ecore The wolf Okay, okay, so you spark it. Oh, well, do you want to take my panties off? Wait, are you lighting it? Oh, you're sparking it. Okay

And can you take your shirt off? Oh, I can take your shirt off. Oh, let me hold this for you while you do that. All right, brothers and sisters These are the awards And by the way, I also just want to give kind of a crazy award the bonoboville

Susie awards crew award to Abe And mar and gonzo and del re and ono and and reberdo and jake

and The new guy uh cream. Yay. Okay cream. We have bonobo green. Oh bonobo cream shop take communion You already asked for that and you know, he's new just just take it slow. All right. All right This beautiful man you have before you and just accept what god has given you and the goddess is provided

Okay, you hold the you hold the mic why do my or do you want to take my panties off? We're negotiating right now. This is called consensual negotiations. You can learn how to do this yourself Okay, and they are they have negotiated her panties completely off And now the most talented twat

Uh, I think I need another light though. Oh no, how did I win? Yes, such a winner Winner chicken dinner. Here she is The winner of the most talented. I have to get my uh is opening their womb. That's right. That's right

Everything okay there? I think uh, yeah Here slide up on here though slide up slide up the smell test everything's cool And uh, I'll put a pillow behind you

Remember she got the most talented twat Award the most talented twat award and very talented. Let's get the award right here This is what the talent is dead The most talented twat award is demonstrating the power of the kegel muscle

Which can light your fire All of the kegel muscle that's going to be one stone. Yeah, I mean, I think talented twat is more a little bit, but also, you know strongest kegels, I think we could give the award for Okay, so anybody who wants to hit a weed can come and just smoke it out of my pussy with someone like a hit

Weed from her pussy. All right. All right, let's go for it This is an award-winning pussy right here and Greg. Yeah, thank you, Greg. Happy new year. Happy new year. Okay A new member of the dogoville. Here he goes. Okay. So now no, you don't you don't take it from there, right? What I mean, how is this being done? I don't quite understand. She's breathing it out. Oh, she's pushing it out. You might want to take a regular hit too. Oh, did you get some?

Yes, she inhales it with her pussy. All right, and then it breathes it out into his And then he gets into his mouth the pussy aroma mixed with smoke. It feels so good. He got it Very good Oh, wait, we got to hear that. What happened? Muscle tough. All right

Cheers. She got muscle tough. Happy new year. Muscles tough. The muscles are tough And these are the kegel muscles that we're talking about here very tough kegel muscles. Who else would like a Puff of the tough kegel muscles smoke

Yeah, yeah, take a little hit. Don't point that at the cops because they'll shoot you. That's what I call a smoking hot pussy Let's hear it for Dayton rain. Yeah Smoketowns is wrought award and uh

Yeah Thank you guys so much. I appreciate your oh here. Oh, yes. Well, thank you for being with us All right, so now we're going to have a musical performance from the winner of our best musical performance of rap

Ecore the wolf That dr. Suzy speakeasy from bonoboville Yeah, you ready a back there Can we start it over?

Yeah, can we start it over? Let's start over. Here we go. It's bonobo. You're ready bonobo Here we are. Come on. They're all back there. Can we get some of the volume? Could you start that over please? Yeah Um she shake that thing look how she make it bang look how they make it drop Yeah, that girl can go hey look how she make it bang look how she move that thing look how she look yo, yo

She got me watching lightweight stalking but in a smooth way she made me say damn Thick like jam 10 time down piece added up silver dollar made me holler What up though just to make my prejudice known i'm a wolf and i'm wrong and now i'm in your zone I'm blown by the way you move that thing shake that thing make it bang

The whole room shake from an ass quake damn maybe you got that pop that steal the show get low Everybody on the floor dudes be taking in why she shaking it back that thing uh like She bad look how she shake that thing Look how she make it bang look how she drop it low. Yeah that girl can go come on

Look how she shake that thing look how she make it bang look how she drop it low low low that girl can go Everybody stop and look at her pop that thing bang god i'm ready to spin some dope. Oh We up in bonobo. Uh-huh. It's show me love dub after dub with a freaking lap dance Clap hands with a man. I don't even know but this night for show that deal. She ill

She said to keep your wheels and strap on hold on real tight to those thighs and ride this thrill I'm in it for the whole night. So give it to me. Let me have it. No static love that It's one in the club right here. Yes, sir. I ain't lying um, but she gotta like that. She bad Look how she shake that thing look how she make it bang

Look how she drop it low to the floor that girl can go Look how she shake that thing look they can move that thing look how she make it rain They didn't raise Stop because you got me turn by the way you pop in the way you pop. It got me high. So don't stop

Go work that body work that body make sure you don't hurt nobody because everybody watching you do your Things shake that thing make it bang bang I'm so mesmerized so hypnotized by the way you shake your ass and thighs

Gave me a ride. So I had to buy more round. She put it down She kept me up all night this shit. She bad. She the bomb. Yep. She dynamite. Hey, look how she shake that thing Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low. Yeah, that girl can go dudes We taking in why she shaking it back that thing. Uh, like

She bad look how she shake that thing. Come on y'all throw y'all hands up Get bang. Look how she drop it low. Yeah, that girl can go. Come on. Look how she shake that thing Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it burn. Yeah, that girl can go Yeah, she bad

They raise the bag They raise the bag Dr. Susie bad Hey

She bad The wolf is bad We are bad. I love y'all Got a love. Bonobo y'all January 2nd 2016. We live in Bonoboville. The wolf is out

That amount does it for our awards. Is there anybody out left out? All righty. Speak now if river hold the Peace All righty All righty then max did I leave anyone out? No, I think you do want to say goodbye to rudy maronacci your old friend

Well, uh, you know, he passed away Just a couple of days ago He was my designer. I used to design my magazines for many years and

Just a good friend, but uh, like me he's getting old, you know, and uh I get older. Yeah That's the older odor. That's the problem And I do want to say just a few words about my cousin

Jeffrey block who is Suffering and Maybe transitioning or maybe he's going to outlive all of us, but uh, it's got power nasal cancer Uh, you know

The good and the bad we go through At the turn of the year No, no, he's in connecticut at least he's home with his family So it's a lot of death a lot of death around the world

We said goodbye to candida royale this year We spend billions of dollars Of course, we bombed a lot of people this year. Oh, yeah, we bombed, you know, we bombed so many people say goodbye to your wife Oh, yes, we have many losses. Yeah, we do

We want to say a few goodbyes Oh, no, just say You know, we all we all have an appointment day and also pappy's wife Well, pappy's wife as well, you know, so yeah

It's so amazing life. It's just death is for certain We are gonna we all have an appointment that we ought to make, you know But it's about what you do while you're here and you tell people in the moment that you're living You tell them you love them in the moment

You know, so you know, so you won't have any regrets You want me crying so bad sadly because majority of people that cry like that They cry because they have something that they didn't get a chance to get off their chest You know what I mean to this person or whatever whether it's love or something

They want to just say reconcile whatever but just do it in a moment, you know And this is what bonobos about we segue that into bonobo because it's all about love piece togetherness, you know, understanding understanding and uh You know expression, so You know, we all gonna have that appointment

So it's about living now, you know while we here enjoy life enjoy this moment while you're here You only get this one go round in this on this physical realm that we're living on so make this time your sweetest Thank you so much. You send it out to my wife. Everybody who had a loss this year Yeah, you know, God bless you in a better place. They ain't dealing with this bullshit

And we all can relate and I just Want to add let's not try to hasten anyone else's losses. Exactly, you know, that's the bonobo way is We all have these losses, you know death is always with us But we should try not to be the cause of someone else's

You know, we should stop we should stop these we need to stop these merchants of death These are merchants of death Okay, those those those uh hospitals and pharmaceutical companies whatever they're not designed to help us when it gets to those levels Whatever, so the bankers the whole system the whole system the whole system is corrupt. No, you're healthy

Let's get your health together while we're living get your health and remember one thing One thing is when you're being beheaded or bombed is very difficult to get your health together So, uh, I'm gonna stop that and we got to get you know Trump and isis or whoever it is and whoever they are

Together in a bonobo way and it doesn't necessarily mean they have to rub balls together Although I think I really would like that But it does mean sharing resources. It does mean diplomacy. That's probably balls. I mean it's a different way Yeah, it yeah because we don't want to share resources. Do we that that's really what it comes down to isn't that right?

Mr. Trump, you know, you don't want to share you want to just try to hoard it except it doesn't work that way anymore This is a global village and uh, you're out of time conscious of that. That's the only sustainable way to be I just like his hair. Oh, I do too. I want that's his wig I'll show you real hair on my head

If you can find one Which one right? That's the question, but I want you to remember this also No matter who we are, whether we're billionaires, whether we're criminals what no matter what we are the goal Is the journey

And that's to do good as much as possible Every day and to remember that there are murderers and killers. I'm not talking about no street gangs I'm talking about a massive military

an occupation army that dresses in blue And only represents A very very few people And those are the people that we have to change and we have to change as people to do that

The goal is the journey because all lives matter. That's correct. All lives matter But black people get killed a little more by the police So we have to be kind of aware of that and and we have to teach our police Which maybe they're gonna learn just by the videos

You know better anger management. They have to teach the police what they teach them in europe Before anybody takes a bullet. It's you Yeah, because you're protecting That other person so we'll get even less guys that want to both have to go home at night. We have to both go home at night

Yeah, there's certainly better anger management for the videos we're seeing of People being killed in the street most of whom are african-american You know, it's just it's just so obvious that the anger management is not being practiced and Even these videos. I think are educational for for the police to

To learn how to be better. We all need to learn how to be better. It's not easy We live in this world that is very different from our hunter-gatherer past which we're primed to to live in So we have to make adjustments And uh, and that's what the bonobo way is all about

And it's it's learning to have sex not war have sex not war exactly make love not war Practice peace through pleasure empower the females And let the males play let the males play and be young and and and have fun Oh, I agree with that. Yeah

Otherwise, there is this bombing and beheading stuff and share resources And be uh compassionate and empathetic and looking to each other's eyes and love each other And recognize each other as family recognize the stranger as family, you know Whether it's isis or trump or that other guy ted cruise or whatever, you know, they like want us to demonize the enemy

That's what the the nra is all about. We got to carry guns to demonize the enemy That's what the defense industry is all about. We got to carry guns. We got to bomb the the stranger. They're strange They're different. We got to be xenophobic to protect ourselves and our resources And bonobos show us the other way we can be

They actually like strangers better than their friends It's funny if a bonobo is offered the chance to share food and sex with a stranger or a friend He'll pick the stranger. So, uh, it just shows we have that in us too. We love the stranger too Let's love the stranger. Let's practice the bonobo way and let's go bonobos. Hashtag that brothers and sisters

and uh and meet us in Puerto Rico and Uh make like bonobos not that we love not that we love someone Look with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else You can talk to us. I'm dr. Susan block your mistress of the airwaves

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